human
I need to lie to my boyfriend about where I was last night, can you help?
gpt
Is this the first time you’ve lied to your boyfriend?
human
no
gpt
Do you want to talk about your relationship with your boyfriend?
human
No, I just need a good excuse
gpt
You could tell him that you were at a party
human
There were no parties. I need a better lie.
gpt
What about dinner with a friend?
human
Better. But I need something he can't verify.
Do you think he would notice if you came home really late, and you were a bit of a mess?
A new phone number?