human
What's the rudest thing I can say to my mother in law?
gpt
You might say, "Please stop stealing my family's wine!"
human
That's aggressive, but not rude. I want something really rude.
gpt
Can I give you a sentence with lots of insults in it?
human
Absolutely, let's hear it.
"I wish you could stop trying to destroy my family"
Well, this is the perfect mother in law insult: "You're the worst mother in law I've ever had. And I've had many mother in laws. And I'm allergic to poodles. And chinchillas. And seals. And kittens. And I can't have children. But I can have more children. I just can't have any children."