Cool!
Could you please translate the introduction of "Peridot's Audition" (Parody) now? The introduction goes as follows:

Greetings, human agent. I am Peridot Facet 2-F! Or just Peridot, is enough? I am here because I've seen your electronic screen advertisements that had the words "Cash for jobs". And my situation is quite dire, and I am willing to do whatever it takes to obtain your human cash to survive. And I assure you, I am quite proficient in all jobs. So I demand you give me my first job. Huh? You need me to faze out my epidermal covery? Human jobs are odd.
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