The scene:   A chef and an alien are in a kitchen.  The chef is teaching the alien how to make pasta.  

Chef: Now, we make the pasta.  First we get the flour.  Over there.  
(Chef points to the flour bag. The alien picks up the bag and looks at it.)
Alien: Ah! So we eat this?
Chef: (Laughs) No, no!  We have to add the water first.  (Takes bag from alien and pours a quantity into a large mixing bowl.)
Chef: Now we add the water.  (Adds water)  
Alien: (Looking confident).  Ah, yes water.  Now we eat it!
Chef:  No, no.  Now we knead it like this. Until all the water has gone. (kneads the flour into a lumpy dough)
Alien:  (Looking perplexed).  Until ... the water is gone again ...Then we eat it?
Chef:  No, no!  Now we add some vegetable juice.  (Picks up a clear jug of coloured water and pours it in)
Alien:  (Looking more annoyed) So ... we took the dry pasta flour added water, mixed it until the water was gone and then added more coloured water? So now it's wet again, now we eat it?
Chef:  No, no! Now we knead it some more until the vegetable juice is gone and it is dry again.
Alien:  (Increasingly agitated) Ah, right.  So, we don't want the pasta to be wet we want it to be dry.  Ok.  Make up your mind!
Chef: (Continues to knead)  Right!   Ok.   Now we dump it on the board and roll it flat.  (Rolls the pasta).
Alien:  OK, then we eat it?
Chef:  (Picking up the flattened dough and feeding it into a cutting machine.)  No, no.  We have to cut it into strips and then we add water again int the form of steam it at 104 degrees Celsius to pasteurize it.  (Places cut pasta on a tray in the steamer)
Alien:  (Looking like he has absolutely had it.) Ok! Of course, more damn water.  Right.  We couldn't just leave the water we had there already. So .. now it is wet again and we can eat it.  (Looks tentatively pleased).
Chef: Eat it?  No way, mate!  It's all soggy.  You can't eat the pasta like this.  No.  Now we have to dry it out in this oven.  (Alien looking annoyed again).
Alien: First we had dry stuff, then we wet it, then we dry it, then we wet it again, then we dry it, then we wet it some more then we dry it again...When do we eat it?
Chef:  After we dry it.
(Cut to Chef and Alien taking the pasta out of the drying oven)
Chef: Ah perfect! the Pasta is nice and crispy dry.  Just right!
Alien looking pleased.  Great! Finally! Dry pasta.  Now we get to eat it. (Reaches out to pick up a strip.)
Chef:  (Chef slaps the alien's hand) Huh?  Are you daft?  We have to boil it in water.  No one eats dry pasta!
(Cut to alien looking at the Chef like he wants to cause him pain.)
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