Dear Washing Machine From the perspective of an average woman,

I never knew I could love an appliance so much, but you've stolen my heart with your gentle spinning and tumbling. Your cycle of love never fails to make my pussy wet under the vibrations of the cycle. you surely are the best masturbation tool! you make my toenails curl under the bliss of orgasm

I know we've had our ups and downs, with the occasional sock going missing, or your cycle running out before I have climaxed, but I'm willing to forget all of that!

Forever yours,
A Lonely Hoe that uses a washing machine to masturbate.
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