Here is the answer from GPT-4:
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our playstyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

In the world of Elden Ring, I've created something truly exquisite. A fine specimen of digital craftsmanship, mirroring the precision and refinement I apply in every aspect of my life.

The character I've shaped is, of course, a Vagabond. It's an elegant class, clean, and with its emphasis on both physical prowess and cunning strategy, it reflects my own duality of strength and intellect. I maintain a balanced approach between strength and dexterity, carefully distributing my points to ensure the necessary physical potency for melee combat and the agility to dodge, roll, and parry with grace.

I've selected the Longsword as my weapon of choice - a classic symbol of power, precision, and prestige. It's not unlike the way I prefer my business cards - a clear, compelling statement of purpose, unencumbered by unnecessary flair. The Longsword's moveset is diverse and adaptable, perfect for dealing with any situation - just like me.

I've invested significantly in Intelligence to use sorceries, complementing my raw physical strength with an array of strategic options. It's rather like my extensive knowledge of Huey Lewis and the News' discography - something unexpected, yet powerful in the right context.

My armor set is the Red Lion set. It's tasteful, with a clear line and a certain... panache. But it's also functional, providing an excellent balance of protection and mobility. Not unlike my Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses.

I've chosen a Spirit Summon, too - the Bloodhound. It's a faithful companion, always there when I need it, and its capacity for tracking and hunting down enemies is indispensable. It's the Jean Paul Gaultier to my Calvin Klein, if you will.

Yet this is just a character in a game. But isn't life itself a kind of game? Are we not all players, strategizing, battling, and progressing, trying to craft the perfect image of ourselves in a world that's indifferent at best? Perhaps, in the end, this Elden Ring character isn't so different from Patrick Bateman after all.

So, let's play, shall we?
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