Title: The Cushty Casino

FADE IN:

INT. A RUN-DOWN BUILDING - DAY

We see two brothers, TOMMY and JOEY, standing in front of a run-down building.

TOMMY
(to Joey)
This would be the perfect spot for our cushty casino!

JOEY
(nodding)
Aye, let's get to work then.

They both start to clean up the building and set up their casino. But they soon realize that neither of them has any idea how to run a casino.

TOMMY
(frustrated)
What are we gonna do? We don't know anything about running a casino.

JOEY
(trying to be optimistic)
Well, we'll just have to learn on the job, won't we?

As they continue setting up the casino, chaos ensues. Customers are getting confused by the lack of organization and the brothers' attempts at running games are laughably bad.

TOMMY
(to a customer)
How much you wanna bet?

CUSTOMER
(showing a candy bar)
I've only got this Snickers bar...

JOEY
(smirking)
That'll do, put it on black!

The brothers' bumbling attempts at running the casino attract the attention of a group of gangsters who offer to take over operations in exchange for a cut of the profits.

TOMMY
(defiantly)
We don't need your help! We can do this on our own!

But their attempts at standing up to the gangsters go hilariously wrong, including a scene where Tommy tries to intimidate them with a rubber chicken.

In the end, the brothers reluctantly agree to let the gangsters take over, realizing that they were in way over their heads.

TOMMY
(disappointed)
I guess we'll never be able to run a cushty casino for our mates.

JOEY
(optimistic)
At least we gave it a try. And who knows, maybe one day we'll figure it out.

As the brothers walk off into the sunset, we see the gangsters taking over the casino, but they're just as clueless as the brothers were.

FADE OUT
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