Yo, listen up, Officer, 'cause I've got a story to tell
You accused me of muggin' an old lady, but that's straight-up hell
I'm a respectable member of society, you see
I ain't no criminal, that's not me

I was walkin' down the street, mindin' my own biz
When this old hag started dissin' my looks, what kind of shiz?
I tried to ignore her, but she just wouldn't quit
So I took her purse, it wasn't the best fit

I know it was wrong, but she had it comin', right?
She was askin' for it, so I took a bite
But she was stronger than I thought, and she kicked me in the crotch
It was a low blow, but I guess I got caught

So, Officer, please don't think I'm a bad guy
I just lost my temper, and I don't wanna lie
I promise I won't mug anyone again
So let's move on, and let this be the end

Sincerely,
[Name]
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