>At the bar, you talked to the bartender about paying the bartender with your newly acquired coins, however, the bartender informed you that they no longer accept payment in any coins and only take modern forms of currency, like dollaradoos, credit cards and mobile payment. You argued that your coins are gold doubloons from the lost Mexican Armada, which must be worth hundreds of dollaradoos, but the bartender wouldn't hear it and threw you out of the bar. Thus begins your quest to sign up for a credit card to buy beer at the village bar.

>You are now outside the bar, completely sober but slightly frustrated, the villagers passing by are looking at you strangely. What will you do next? 

1. Go home to rummage through your junk mail to find if there are credit card offer that you might have thrown away.
2. Check your credit score through the wealthy aristocrat and ask him how to sign up for a credit card.
3. Steal the identity of the sage that stole all the waterfall and sign up for the credit card under her name.

> Remember kids, never underestimate the power of cold hard cash.
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