**Scene:** A living room in the White House. Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and George W. Bush are sitting around a table, playing Uno.

**Biden:** So, what's the deal with this game?

**Trump:** It's simple. You draw cards, and then you play them to match the color or number of the top card on the discard pile. If you can't play a card, you draw another one. The first person to get rid of all their cards wins.

**Obama:** Sounds easy enough.

**Bush:** I'm in.

**Biden:** Okay, let's do this.

The four men play for a few minutes.

**Trump:** (to Biden) Hey, Joe, remember that time you forgot to sign that bill?

**Biden:** (laughs) Yeah, I remember that. I was so tired.

**Trump:** (to Obama) And Barack, remember that time you promised to close Gitmo?

**Obama:** (shrugs) I tried.

**Bush:** (to Trump) And Donald, remember that time you tried to build a wall on the border?

**Trump:** (makes a face) Yeah, that didn't go so well.

The four men continue to play, laughing and joking with each other.

**Biden:** (to Trump) Hey, Donald, you know what your problem is?

**Trump:** What's that?

**Biden:** You're too competitive.

**Trump:** I am not!

**Biden:** Yes, you are. You always have to win.

**Trump:** So what?

**Biden:** So it's not fun to play with you.

**Trump:** (grins) Fine. I'll try to be less competitive.

The four men continue to play, and this time, they are more relaxed and having more fun.

**Obama:** (to Biden) This is actually a pretty good game.

**Biden:** I know, right?

**Bush:** I'm glad we decided to play.

**Trump:** Me too.

The four men continue to play for a few more minutes, and then they all declare a draw.

**Biden:** That was fun.

**Trump:** Yeah, it was. I mean, don't tell anyone I said it - I'll deny it! (laughs)

**Obama:** Of course you would! (laughs) We should do this again sometime.

**Bush:** I'd like that.

The four men put the game away and go back to talking and laughing. They are all good friends, and they enjoy spending time together.
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