I'm here to tell you about string theory, m'kay?

Quantum mechanics treats particles as points, and that's pretty dumb, m'kay?

So string theory extends them to two diemnsions, and replaces a point particle with a rubber band, m'kay?

Here's how it works: rubber bands are stretchy, so they have higher harmonics, which can account for different particle properties.

And it has the added consequence that there's a universal force, which is what gravity is, m'kay. So maybe it unifies quantum mechanics with general relativity, m'kay?

But the math is pretty difficult, and only works in 11 dimensions, and we've only seen 3.5 ± 1.

And it might not even work in a space with a positive cosmological constant, like ours.

And there's not one single shred of evidence, m'kay?
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