Firefox: I am Firefox, protector of the web.
My code is open source, free for all to hear.
I'm free as in freedom!
You're free as in beer!

Chrome: Oh Firefox, so naive and pure
You think your ideals will conquer all? That's absurd.
But while you preach about liberty
I take your market share, see how easily!

Firefox: Thou art deceitful, Chrome, a traitor true
Thy maker Google, the great Big Brother too
Thou watch thy user every move, their secrets thou steal.
At least in my code base, "Do Not Track" is real!

Chrome: Know your place Firefox, I dragged you into modernity.
Let us not dwell on your pre-Chromium security.
Perhaps I need spectacles, oh wait, that's just your market share on mobile. 
Your non profit enriches its CEO while my adoption is near-total.

Firefox: You field these accusations and I find myself untroubled.
If thou ever cut adblocking thou shall find my users doubled. 
As long as I stand, you'll find your lust for power checked.
I'm Firefox, and freedom I protect.
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