Dear Washing Machine,

From the day we met, you made me wet. But when I gently fixed your connection, it clicked!
You are the one that makes my heart spin 1200rpm. 
When I look at you for hours, you make me dizzy, it feels like I'm love drunk.
Before I met you, I was just a piece of dirty junk.
I wanna switch modes with you and turn the temperature up so we can shrink together.
I promise to fill you up with all the premium detergents no matter.
Do you spin the same way?

Yours truly,
Mr Clean
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