I can try to generate a witty poem about a snake that fell in love with a human. Here is a possible poem:

```text
There once was a snake who was smitten
With a human who wore a woolen mitten
He followed her around
And made a hissing sound
But she thought he was just a cute kitten

He tried to impress her with his charm
And wrapped himself around her arm
He whispered in her ear
And said "I love you, dear"
But she felt a sudden alarm

She realized he was not a cat
And screamed "Get off me, you dirty rat!"
She threw him on the ground
And ran away astound
And that was the end of that
```
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