I apologize for the confusion. Let's try again.

1. "Why, Sir, your wit's so thin, a gnat wouldn't find enough rest upon it. You're twice as empty as the space between your ears!" (Gestures by pretending to squint and search for something minuscule between their fingers.)

2. "I've seen snails with more charisma than you. You couldn't outwit a shabby barnacle!" (Gestures by making a snail creep across their hand.)

3. "Oh, is that the mighty knight? Well, my pet rock seems mightier... and sharper too!" (Holds an imaginary rock and pets it.)

4. "Your lance? Ha! Even a feather has more of a piercing touch!" (Frills loosely with one hand as if a feather.)

5. "Thou art a toothless boar masquerading as a warhorse! Thy joust is as intimidating as a flea's jump!" (Mimics holding a jousting lance, then hops a few inches into the air.)

6. "Your talents at combat could be outshone by a newborn foal. Strike that - even the wind does a better woosh than you!" (Performs a mock sword swing in slow motion and then fans themselves as if in a gust of wind.)

7. "You call that a sword? It resembles a butter knife! I could spread marmalade with it, and still, the bread wouldn't tear!" (Mocks spreading butter on bread with exaggerated gentleness.)

8. "You have all the appeal of a rotting turnip, threatening as a soaking wet kitten, and stink worse than a dragon's burp!" (Holds nose and fans away stink with the other hand.)

9. "You wield that axe like an old crone holds her walking stick! It’s a weapon, not a support for your shaky knees!" (Mimics holding a walking cane, trembling slightly.) 

10. "I've seen toddlers with meaner battle cries than yours! Go on, shout for mommy!" (Holds hand against ear as if listening.)
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