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We see three people sitting in a conference room, looking at each other expectantly. They are the writers of a new zombie movie, trying to come up with a name for their undead antagonists.

Writer 1: Alright, we need to come up with a good name for our zombies. Any ideas?

Writer 2: How about... "The Rotters"?

Writer 3: Nah, that's been done before. "The Infected"?

Writer 1: Nope, that's from 28 Days Later.

Writer 2: Okay, what about "The Undead"?

Writer 3: Nope, that's too generic. We need something catchy, something that stands out.

Writer 1: How about "The Walkers"?

Writer 2: Wait a minute, isn't that from The Walking Dead?

Writer 3: Yeah, we can't use that.

Writer 1: Okay, okay, how about "The Zed's"?

Writer 2: (groans) Really? That's from World War Z.

Writer 3: (sarcastic) Wow, you're really killing it with these suggestions.

Writer 1: Hey, it's not easy coming up with a name for zombies that hasn't already been used before.

Writer 2: (thoughtful) What about "The Biters"?

Writer 3: (skeptical) Hmm, I don't know.

Writer 1: Yeah, that sounds too much like a dental hygiene PSA.

Writer 2: (frustrated) Ugh, why is this so hard? I mean, we can't just call them "zombies", that's so cliche.

Writer 3: (sarcastic) Yeah, because "The Rotters" and "The Biters" are so much more original.

Writer 1: (eureka moment) Wait a minute, I've got it! We'll call them "The Unalive".

Writer 2: (confused) The what?

Writer 3: (dubious) Are you serious?

Writer 1: (defensive) Hey, it's not that bad.

Writer 2: (laughs) Oh man, that's terrible.

Writer 3: (amused) Yeah, I love it. Let's go with it.

PUNCH LINE:

Writer 1: (grinning) I knew it was a good idea.

Writer 2: (smiling) Yeah, it's perfect. We'll just have to make sure we don't accidentally call them "The Walkers" or "The Zed's" during filming.

Writer 3: (laughing) Or we could just call them "The Unalive: A Totally Original Name for Zombies".

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