You will have nothing and you will be happy.

Every day I wake up from my capsule Hotel at 5 am with a smile on my face, because it would be unconstitutional, homophobic and a crime against humanity according to the United Nations.

After getting up I head to the timed one-minute showers. They last exactly one minute because water is so expensive.

When I finish bathing I process to consume my daily dose of Instant meat made from soy, marzorca and insects, I love soy! especially because I feel sorry for innocent animals dying because of me, and well besides it is illegal to eat anything other than instant meat made from soy, in fact it is the only thing we are allowed to eat.

At 6.15AM I get the usual newsfeed from my smartcontract on the etherium network saying "the contract of your capsule hotel will expire shortly, make a new payment at the end of the day to continue sleeping here". In addition to the notification of possible eviction I get a notification that the taxi driven by artificial intelligence programmed by the company where I work will arrive for me shortly and I have to hurry.

At 7 AM I arrived at my work cubicle, my boss is an Afro-descendant woman of considerable proportions, according to the previous manager she was put in her position because she is a person disadvantaged by society and discriminated against for the simple fact of being of another skin color and not having a stereotypically beautiful body, in addition to suffering from machismo for the simple fact of being a trans woman.

My job in the cubicle is to delete all the posts that go against what is immoral on the internet, and report the users so that the thought police take them to our joy reintegration camps, where they teach them to be happy again instead of questioning the measures of the world government, which does a strenuous and hard work to take care of ourselves because we are imperfect. Not for nothing we pay each lifetime member of the government $500,000 per month with our 95% labor tax. 

Without the state, who could persecute immoral and homophobic people? i love the antichrist, the antichrist is taking care of me, the antichrist keeps me, without the antichrist I am nothing, is the oath I take before I go to sleep looking at the great eye of the united nations perched on the wall in front of my bed.
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