FADE IN:

EXT. A RUNDOWN BUILDING - DAY

The building is old and dilapidated, with peeling paint and a broken window. Two brothers, BRIAN and KEVIN, approach the building with excitement.

BRIAN
(excitedly)
Kevin, this is it! The perfect spot for our casino!

KEVIN
(skeptically)
I don't know, Brian. This place looks like it's about to fall apart.

BRIAN
(laughing)
Nonsense! It's got character! And with a little elbow grease, it'll be the best casino this side of London.

KEVIN
(sighing)
Alright, fine. But where are we going to get the money to set it up?

BRIAN
(smiling)
That's the beauty of it, Kev. We'll get our mates to chip in, and we'll make it a cushty little spot just for us.

KEVIN
(still skeptical)
And how are we going to convince our mates to give us their hard-earned cash?

BRIAN
(grinning)
Simple. We'll offer them the chance to win big, and we'll make it so they can't lose.

KEVIN
(raising an eyebrow)
And how are we going to do that?

BRIAN
(confidently)
We'll rig the games, of course!

KEVIN
(shocked)
You can't do that, Brian! It's illegal!

BRIAN
(winking)
Relax, Kev. It's just a bit of fun. And besides, our mates will never know the difference.

KEVIN
(sighing)
I don't know about this, Brian. It all sounds a bit dodgy to me.

BRIAN
(pouting)
Come on, Kev. Don't be a wet blanket. This is going to be great!

KEVIN
(reluctantly)
Alright, fine. But if we get caught, it's on your head.

BRIAN
(smiling)
Don't worry, Kev. We'll be rich before you know it.

The brothers high-five each other and enter the building.

CUT TO:

INT. THE CASINO - LATER

The casino is now fully operational, with a few of their mates milling around, trying their luck at the rigged games.

BRIAN
(grinning)
This is it, Kev! We're going to be rich!

KEVIN
(skeptically)
I don't know, Brian. This all seems a bit too easy.

Suddenly, a group of police officers burst into the casino.

POLICE OFFICER 1
(shouting)
Everyone freeze! This is a raid!

BRIAN
(panicking)
Oh no! We've been caught!

KEVIN
(annoyed)
I told you this was a bad idea, Brian!

The police officers start rounding up the patrons and arresting them.

POLICE OFFICER 2
(to Brian and Kevin)
You two! You're under arrest for running an illegal gambling operation.

BRIAN
(defeated)
It was worth a try, I suppose.

KEVIN
(rolling his eyes)
You're unbelievable, Brian.

As the police officers lead the brothers away in handcuffs, they can't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation.

FADE OUT.
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