'Beep. Beep. BEEP'
"Urgh" John groaned as he slammed the snooze button on his alarm clock.
"Ouch! Could have been a bit gentler couldn't you." The alarm clock replied back.
John sighed, reminiscing about the old days, before every single alarm clock, pencil, car.. Thing was made with a mind of it's own. 
On his way to work he had a chat with the car about it needing a service, had a parking sign yell at him for being just on the line.
As he sat down to get to work, he noticed that he had a brand new desk.
"Oh no, they replaced my perfectly fine inanimate desk didn't they" he grumbled.
"Hey there, don't be so down. Yes I may be a talking desk but I've been specially loaded with your biography so I can best suit your needs." The desk replied.
"Oh just perfect." John said.
"Don't be so down, let's talk about things you like, you know that movie that came out yesterday?" The desk inquired.
"Yeah it was good" John replied.
Little by little the desk slowly won John over.
In fact John and the desk started a romantic relationship, however weird tat may be, but due to societal laws they had to keep this a secret as objects were forbidden from getting intimate with humans. Thus John would spend his work days blissfully chatting to Desk. He even turned down offers from other companies for higher compensation as it would mean he would have to leave Desk. Little did he know this was just another corporate ploy to keep and retain employees.
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