I recon he would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A fun fact is that despite the common word play, the name woodchuck is completely unrelated to either wood or chucking as it stems from a Native American name for the animal, "wuchak". The woodchuck or more commonly the groundhog (Marmota monax), is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots. It is a lowland wildlife creature of North America. The first scientific description was made by Carl Linnaeus in 1758. 

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