Narwhals? Please. You think I went to Juilliard just to be upstaged by a critter that looks like Pinocchio if he ate his feelings? I don't think so. There's only one good thing I can say about the subject of narwhals, and that's that it's pretty good for breaking the ice.

You're writing this down, right? You better be, this stuff is *gold*.
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