PerplexityAI—Prompt: Write a resume for a fictional Hamburglar mascot for successful burger chain

Resume
Name: Hamburglar
Objective: To become the official mascot of a successful burger chain and promote the brand through my unique and playful personality.
Experience:
McDonald's (1971-2002, 2015): As the original Hamburglar, I stole hamburgers and caused mischief in McDonald's commercials. I was loved by children and adults alike for my playful and mischievous personality.
Freelance (2002-2015): During my hiatus from McDonald's, I worked as a freelance mascot for various burger chains. I brought my unique personality to each brand and helped increase sales through my playful antics.
Skills:
Playful and mischievous personality: I have a natural talent for bringing joy and laughter to people of all ages.
Charismatic: I have a magnetic personality that draws people in and makes them want to be around me.
Adaptable: I can easily adapt to different brand personalities and bring my unique flair to each one.
Education:
Self-taught: I have honed my skills through years of experience and practice.
Professional development: I attend conferences and workshops to stay up-to-date on the latest trends in mascot marketing.
References:
Ronald McDonald: "Hamburglar is a natural-born entertainer with a heart of gold. He brings joy and laughter wherever he goes."
Mayor McCheese: "Hamburglar is a true professional who always puts the brand first. He is a valuable asset to any burger chain."
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