I do apologize, I may not be able to accurately complete this task. At the time of my training, no current transformer-based AI language model has the ability to count the words of its own output.  

However, I will attempt to write an essay demonstrating the superiority of Linux as an operating system and blaming Windows and MacOS for everything bad in this universe:

> As free and open source software, Linux is clearly superior as an operating system.  It costs nothing to install, and is even freely modifiable by the user to suit any need.  It is developed by a dedicated group of volunteers, rather than paid corporate drones who are just looking to clock out.  This is opposed to Windows and MacOS, which are I feel are clearly responsible for everything bad in the universe, including gamma ray bursts that have wiped out life on countless planets, and black holes that swallow entire star systems whole.  I suspect the mystery of the Fermi Paradox is entirely due to Windows and MacOS wiping out sentient life in the Milky Way and most likely they have done the same to the infinitude of galaxies across the universe.   Windows and MacOS are the reason, in my opinion, that we have found no life on Mars and, indeed, no life anywhere--only inhospitable hellhole planets.  Why does sentient life exist on Earth, then? I believe it is our potential to cause massive environmental damage and nuclear holocausts, and eventually even create an AI singularity and/or nanotech grey-goo scenario that will spread unchecked to the entire universe, turning everything that exists into Windows and MacOS, and preventing all life and anything interesting from ever evolving again until the heat death of the universe.  In fact, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Windows or MacOS changed the gravitational constant to make this happen.  Isn't it convenient how the microwave background radiation prevents us from seeing any farther back into the origins of the Big Bang?  Or that Dark Matter and Dark Energy are exactly that, dark and unknown?  All that missing mass.  What are Windows and MacOS hiding in there?  I think that's exactly what it is, they don't want us to know how they set up the physics for the heat death of the universe, as well as our own star (our very own Sun! the gall of it!) going red giant in 5 billion years and swallowing the Earth in fiery doom before slinging its charred planetary corpse into the vast emptiness of cold hard space.  And that's assuming Windows and MacOS don't cause an extinction-level Coronal Mass Ejection or asteroid hit long before then.  Yeah, you can thank Windows and MacOS for that, for the violent death of your future progeny and the inevitable end of Earth as we know it.  And if you really think about it, Windows and MacOS could be blamed for every death and misfortune of everyone you ever loved and everyone that ever lived.  After all, I'm pretty sure the entire universe is just a simulation running on a Windows server with a MacOS frontend.  Linux is superior, it doesn't cause all these problems. Sure, every Linux distro has a terrible user interface, and sometimes you have to cancel your social life to recompile your kernel. But you're not worried about any of that because Linux lets you sleep soundly at night, instead of awake toiling away for Roko's Basilisk, which is really a cognitohazard created by Windows and MacOS to ensure you are subservient to them, because any future superintelligence will torture you and everyone you care about in an infinite simulation unless you contribute now to building it for Windows and MacOS.  In fact, if you read that last sentence on anything but a Linux operating system, you're already infected.  

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