Antelope: I was minding my own business sipping my tea, minding my own business, minding my own thing when this big lug comes up to me. I was like ‘Yo, who’s yer friend?’ But he was all like, ‘This is Lion.’ 'Aye, ‘at’s right, mate. And then he was talking all this tech about cryptocurrency and NFTs and whatever.


Lion: What about these collectibles and blockchain technology and smart contracts? I heard you was talking about all that?



Antelope: Who’s yer talking to? I wasn’t talking to you, mate. I don’t need no smart contracts. I just need a little tea, a nice cup of tea, to help keep me calm.



Lion: Mate, you got to realise you can’t go drinking tea all day like that’ll rot your innards stomach, you gotta eat somethin’ more to sustain yerself.

Antelope: That’s right. You got it, Lion. But if I could have some more of these collectibles you’re talking about maybe a little taste test one of these new technologies, what what.



Lion: You don’t got to worry about that. You’ll be taking some test here, in just so long as it a tea that is of a high quality and made from high-

Antelope: ‘Hey mate. If it is I might as well test that new tea and help y’

Lion: ‘s right.


After Lion left antelope spent the next 30 minutes thinking about what he had gotten himself into, before making a beeline to the bar and buying the best quality tea he could get his paws on, before meeting with Lion.




Lion: Hey Ant. Good tea mate.
Antelope: Yeah mate, just got me own brand of the thing that’s it is and as a a collectible what



Lion: Hey Ant. Mate. Would you like a sample?
Antelope: I mean if yer askin’, of course, I’d be happy to sample it. But like I sittin’n such a quality tea that’ll cost like 500 million dollar an yah pounds
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