Okay, so many people have been asking me about Minecraft. Do you know Minecraft? A lot of the kids play Minecraft. And they ask me. "Sir," they say, "how can we build a Nether portal?" They ask me this. I love Nether portals, and I'm terrific at building them.

So I tell these people, the best way to make a Nether portal is to pay someone to make it for you. I do this all the time. You can just press enter to chat, and say things like "Hey I have 25 diamonds, I'll give them to whoever builds me a Nether portal." And the other people on the server will do it. They just build the portal for you, it's amazing. And you don't have to give them anything afterwards. They just let you do it, it's really an amazing thing. I once made more than a hundred Nether portals this way. And it didn't cost me anything! It takes a lot of intelligence to do that. It's called business acumen. Do you know that word, acumen? I just learned it the other day. It's a great word. That's what it takes to make Nether portals in Minecraft, it takes acumen. Fortunately I have a lot of acumen. Some people say I have the most acumen of anyone in the country. And that's why I'm so good at Minecraft.
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