OK, I will continue the story, but make it much sillier: 

Wiping the cabbage juice from his face, the Emperor suddenly shouted in rage: "This is not funny! Where are my royalties?"

The actors were confused by this statement but did not have time to figure it out before the Emperor continued speaking. He declared, "I invented cabbage. It's all mine. For I am Johnny Cabbage IV, ruler of all cabbage kind!" The actors looked at each other in disbelief, wondering if they should remind him that cabbage has been around long before anyone can remember, let alone him. But then again, maybe he just forgot, considering that being hit in the head by a really big head of cabbage is bound to boggle some memories. 

Feeling slighted, one actor suddenly yelled: "Hey, you know what? Emperor Johnny Cabbage, I didn't vote for you! How do you like a cabbage in your face!" And with that, he picked up a nearby cabbage from the set and hurled it towards the Emperor. To everyone's surprise, instead of hitting the Emperor squarely on the head, the cabbage stopped mid-air and hovered in front of him, making a strange buzzing noise like a swarm of bees.

Then, more cabbages started appearing out of nowhere and flying towards the Emperor, creating chaos and confusion everywhere. Despite the commotion, the Emperor remained calm as heads of cabbages floated around him, his temperament almost serene, as though mesmerized by something only he could see, the cabbage truths of the universe.

"He is the CHOSEN ONE, he truly is the real Johnny Cabbage!" Someone in the crowd shouted as the scene descended into chaos.

As soon as everything settled down, the Emperor stood up triumphantly, holding his hand up high. "Everyone bow before me," he commanded, "for today, we shall honor our new God-Emperor of Cabbage, ME!." The stunned audience hesitantly followed suit, unsure of whether to laugh at the absurdity of it all or run for cover. The rest of the evening went without further incident - except for some rogue cabbages buzzing around, of course.
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