Rewrite in the style of Dashiell Hammett: Throughout the summer, Brunhilda toiled diligently, saving every penny in order to procure not only a full dosage for herself but also for her four equally stunning coterie of college girlfriends. Anonymously, Brunhilda’s father received the payment and, as customary, entrusted the preparation and shipment of the specially cooled samples to the anonymous buyer, that is to say, to Brunhilda herself! Equally unbeknownst to him, of course, the fact that Brunhilda had used the pay she received from her part-time employment at the farm (along with income from other miscellaneous endeavors) to fund this most secret of endeavors. Timing the purchase to coincide with her father’s brief trip to a regional horse breeders’ convention, Brunhilda and her closest confidantes expected to comfortably be able to prepare the samples for their own in vivo use. They aimed to undergo this elaborate process the very day of her father’s departure.
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