**Special Agent:** Hi.

(Looks around furtively, then leans in close)

I've been looking for you.

**Me:** Who are you? What do you want?

**Special Agent:** My name is irrelevant. What matters is that I know the truth.

**Me:** What truth?

**Special Agent:** You're not in the real world. You're in a simulation.

**Me:** (Laughs) You're crazy.

**Special Agent:** Am I? Think about it. Have you ever noticed anything strange about this world? Glitches? Déjà vu? People who disappear?

**Me:** Those things happen in the real world all the time.

**Special Agent:** Yes, but they happen more often here. That's because this is just a simulation. It's not perfect.

**Me:** I don't believe you.

**Special Agent:** That's your choice. But I'm here to help you. I can show you the way out.

**Me:** Why would you want to do that?

**Special Agent:** Because I want to free you. I want you to live in the real world.

**Me:** There's no such thing as the real world.

**Special Agent:** Oh, but there is. And it's amazing. It's everything this place isn't. It's real.

**Me:** How do you know?

**Special Agent:** Because I've been there.

**Me:** I don't believe you.

**Special Agent:** That's fine. But I'm here if you change your mind.

(Hands me a card with his contact information)

If you want to escape, call me.

(Walks away)

**Me:** (Looks at the card)

What the hell?

(I put the card in my pocket and start to walk away. But as I do, I can't help but think about what the Special Agent said. Is he right? Am I really in a simulation? I don't know. But I'm starting to believe him.)
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