Good morning GrayCubes Team!

I wanted to call attention to the need for ergonomic office equipment, today. The recent absence of Milton due to back surgery has necessitated the purchase of new cubicle slaves to fill in the gap. Worker drone absences are costly in lost productivity, as just this one incident could have offset the purchase of quality office chairs. This is to say nothing of the boost in productivity that comes from minimizing the time-consuming shifting of positions or rubbing sore joints. The drone auction house for purchasing more workers is easily GrayCubes' biggest annual expense, and reducing turnover by any means should be a top priority. GrayCubes should strive to have a happy and satisfied drone pool, so that we could even lure in drones from our rivals, bypassing the need to buy more altogether. Taken altogether, it is shocking that we haven't purchased more ergonomic and comfortable office supplies already, given the enormous advantages in doing so, compared to the negligible cost.

Thank you for your kind consideration,
Overlord Mephistopheles
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