Dear Washing Machine,

I know we've had our ups and downs, like that time I accidentally overloaded you and you broke down mid-cycle. But despite that, my love for you has only grown stronger. You have saved me from the tedious task of hand washing and the agony of sitting in a laundromat for hours. I am forever indebted to you, my dear washing machine. So here's to us, and the endless cycle of love and laundry that we share!

Yours truly,
A Grateful Laundry Boi
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