Hamburglar
McDonaldland
robble@robble.com

Objective: To obtain a position that allows me to utilize my skills and experience in burger theft, trickery and mischief.

Summary of Qualifications:
- Over 50 years of experience in burger pilfering and coveting
- Expert in disguising, sneaking and escaping
- Fluent in gibberish and English
- Close friend of Ronald McDonald, Grimace and Birdie
- Familiar with all types of burgers, especially McDonald's classics

Professional Experience:
Burger Thief, McDonaldland (1971-present)
- Attempted to steal and hoard all the hamburgers in McDonaldland for myself
- Used various schemes and gadgets to outsmart Ronald McDonald and his friends
- Failed miserably every time but never gave up
- Learned valuable lessons about friendship, sharing and honesty

Education:
McDonaldland Academy of Burglary and Mischief (1969-1971)
- Graduated with honors in burger coveting and trickery
- Participated in various clubs and activities, such as the Lone Jogger Club, the Masked Bandits Club and the Pranksters Club
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