Folks, listen up! Uncle Joe's gonna teach you how surviving in this crazy world we live in. Now, when it comes to making End Portals, there's one way and one way only to do it properly. You find yourself a good old-fashioned Stronghold, now mind you, these ain't just any ol' fortress, they gotta be abandoned, or else your journey won't yield no results, cuz the End Dragon is a bad dude, and he ran with a bunch of bad boys. 

C'mon man, once you spot that baby, go on in and start looking for them frames, now fill 'em up with those Eye of Enders, ya hear me? And not just any ole frame, but the ones marked with skulls on their frames, you know, the thing, that'll give ya a good indication of where to get started. The key is all in how yah strategize beforehand - don't leave home without at least four eyeballs ready, cuz once you start placing em, ya can't stop until you see that shiny portal start glowin' brightly in front of ya, like a sunbeam from the heavens above, and that's no malarky. That's not all folks, it's have backup plans if your goal is ta beat the game. But let me tell yah something...once yeh see that thing lit up... there ain’t no stoppin’ ya. It’s just gonna take some elbow grease. 

Take care, and God bless America.