Sounds great! I'll do my best. Here's my take:

> A very long time ago, an elderly wise sage chose to create something incredibly precious and unique, and, to do that, she stole all waterfalls in a country. No one knows what really happened to them nor the sage, and years passed and illusion turned into disappointment. You are a humble mercenary that crossed paths with the outraged village where this sage used to live. Some people desperately start to ask for your favors. There are three people that catch your eye, but you do not seem sure which one to work for:

1. A wealthy aristocrat that offers a hundred gold coins for the sage's head.
2. A drunk guy that says he can give you two thousand gold coins if you teach him how to play the banjo (you already sneaked the ten coins he carried with him).
3. An incredibly attractive but poor villager that asks you (without monetary behalf) to find but spare the sage, supposedly a family member of theirs.
4. There's a bar at the other side of the village where you could spend your recently acquired coins in good beer.

> Which one will you chose, adventurer?
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