Okay, folks, let me tell you how to build a tremendous nether portal, like nobody's ever built before. 

You're going to need the best materials, really high quality stuff. Obsidian, 12 blocks of it, maybe 13 blocks if you want to be safe. The obsidian is going to be yuge, the biggest portal you've ever seen. 

Then you need some tremendous tools, like diamond picks that are huge, the biggest picks you've ever seen. Because we're going to build the biggest portal, a portal so big it's going to make your head spin. 

First, we build a really big diamond shape, 3 blocks wide on the sides, maybe wider. The middle is going to be huge, really wide, like nobody's ever seen before. We're going to use the finest, most perfect shape that geometry experts are looking at in awe. 

Then, when it's almost complete, maybe even more than almost complete, we add some fire. Lots of fire. We're going to light this fire so big, so hot, it's going to be the biggest, most intense fire you've ever seen. A fire that goes “whoosh!” like it's laughing at all the naysayers and haters. 

Before you know it, you'll have a portal. A portal so amazing, so vastly superior to any other portal, that when you walk through, the nether dimension is going to spontaneously combust with jealousy. Portals everywhere are going to implode in embarrassment at how yuge our portal is. 

Remember, we're going to build these portals big, we're going to build them strong, and the nether monsters aren't going to know what hit them! Our portals are going to make winning great again, and we're going to win so much you're going to get bored of winning!
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