(Q).
Title: Pretty much Jethro Tull's worst recording to this point. Product review: Try singing to yourself this lyric from Requiem: "Saw her face in the tear-drop black-cab window"--the chords are Eb, Cm, Bb, and the "melody" notes are G-G-G-Ab-G-G-F-F-Eb-Eb-F--, and notice how unmusical it is.How much sense does this lyric make to you? "Moon jet brave beam split ceiling swerve and light/The old Valhalla."And this? "He polarized the pumpkin-eaters --- static-humming/Panel-beaters --- freshly day-glow'd factory cheaters (salaried and collar-scrubbing)."Does this feeble attempt at humor strike you as hilarious? "I have no time for Time magazine or Rolling Stone." Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
(A).
unflattering


(Q).
Title: Monday Night Mayhem Product review: To say this movie sucked is to make a new lower standard for the word suck.This was an hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back.This movie made me want to buy a gun and rent a bullet.I had more fun on movie night in the state pen.Not only do I not recommend this movie I would recommend never seeing any movie starring these people again. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
(A).
unflattering


(Q).
Title: Terrible! Less than 1 star... Product review: I only bought the dvd because the workout looked interesting and I was already planning to buy the socks and gloves. The socks and gloves I do like. The gloves bunch a little bit but have a bigger sticky pad than other yoga gloves I have tried. And the socks are very comfortable - I really like the weave of the fabric. Am I off topic? Oh yeah, this review was supposed to be about the dvd. Just like my review, this dvd seems to have been created as an after thought. It's terribly produced and very home made. The cuing is awful, and the instructor does not repeat the warm up moves on both sides of the body. The other negative review sums that up pretty well. I got nothing from this workout - the moves are laughingly bad. I didn't have the patience to make it past the 12 minute mark, but played part of it again to give my husband a good laugh. If you're looking for good socks and gloves - by all means give the Stick-e brand a try. The workout? um, no. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
(A).
