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Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: Simmons at his worst. Review: I can't believe this is the same person who wrote Carrion Comfort and Hyperion. It's simplistic, full of cliches. It is like reading a rejected script for a Julia Roberts/William Hurt movie. It's clear Dan Simmons did his research -- too clear, in fact, because I couldn't help but feel that he laid in a lot of technical tidbits about accident reconstruction clumsily amongst a poorly executed action novel. The only reason I didn't give it one star is that it did make me laugh at a few points. Very disappointing, considering that (excluding Fires of Eden) I have loved everything else he has written.
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Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: I just don't get it Review: I decided to watch this movie because my wife as well as my best friend from college are both Stern fans, and have often told me how I fail to understand him as he truly is. Well. after watching this bilge, I can honestly say I truly understand Howard. He is a dorky loser who learned early on that developing a potty mouth would get him attention. He married a woman who was way too good for him (something she apparently finally realized)and dragged her through the mud till she got sick of it and dumped his sorry carcass. He persists to this day saying purile clap trap that only appeals to children in adult bodies, not to adults. The most laughable part of this whole sorry tragedy is the praise he receives for "having the courage to speak his mind." Well, when your mind consists of half a dozen curse words and a neurotic need for attention, it doesn't take long for it to speak all it has to say. This movie is pathetic schlock for losers.
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Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: Great concept, but I wish it worked! Review: I was looking for a salad shaker that would fit plenty of other ingredients aside from lettuce, and this seemed like a great match. The salad container itself is very roomy, big enough to store a filling salad. However, the dressing holder did not work at all for me, which kind of defeated the purpose of this container. I like to use vinaigrettes, and the dressing holder would leak every time... I even triple-checked that it was snapped into place and sealed. I think this dressing compartment would work only if you use thicker salad dressings. Unfortunately my salad was a soggy mess at the bottom every time I used this container! Very disappointed :-(
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Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: Delightful Review: Very pleased with the design and appearance. Lovely pendant on very tightly made white gold box chain. Oppotunity for improvement: packaging. Would have preferred simple jewelry box to plastic bag inside cardboard sleeve-type box. My wife loves it.
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