Title: Classic loafer at an excellent price. Review: This is a classic loafer that looks good and lasts. It is durable and holds a shine. Taken care of they last for years. Is the review positive or negative?
Positive

Title: Not what I thought Review: This is a "must be shaken" item in order to "play" I thought it was a ball that is sqeezed and a recorded saying randomly is said. It is hard to read the words, the window is too dark. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Abolish the Grammys... Review: This album won 5 (count 'em) FIVE... Grammys?!?!? India.Arie, on the other hand, who is INFINITELY more talented, creative, original, and versatile won none... OK... Hopefully, the "Curse of the Best New Artist" (Hey, Hootie, how ya doin'?!?) will kick in with this girl, because I'm sick of her self-righteousness. If I wanted to hear nauseatingly self-absorbed people accept awards, I'd rather hear Bono or Alanis... at least they're talented artists. Forget this chick's generic, VH1-friendly, M.O.R. soul-paup... if you're a fan of Stax Volt, Motown, Hi Records, and Lady Day, get Jill Scott or India.Arie, instead. If, however, you think Train, N'Sync, Cristina, and Creed are Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame material, get this. And, good God, I feel sorry for you! Is the review positive or negative?
