Title: ARE YOU PEOPLE KIDDING? Product review: THIS IS EXACTLY THE MOVIE JOHN WATERS WOULD HAVE MADE...ONLY WITH A CAST OF D LISTERS AND A SENSE OF TIMING. MADONNA SHOULD BE BANNED FROM USING A CAMERA. OR FROM BEING IN FRONT OF ONE. EVERY SHOT IS BADLY FRAMED AND THE STORY IS A MESS. TO ALL OF YOU THAT REALLY LIKE THIS MOVIE, LET ME SUGGEST "ISHTAR", "HEAVEN'S GATE", AND THREE CLASSIC MADONNA "FILMS", "WHO'S THAT GIRL?", "SWEPT AWAY", AND THE JAW-DROPPINGLY BAD "SHANGHAI SURPRISE". HAVE FUN. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: What a Disappointment! Product review: This item worked great--when it worked! I received one in November & used it about 4 times when the motor seized. I called the manufacturer & they replaced it. I used the replacement about 3 times when the spindle which holds the grating wheel to the motor cracked, & the grating wheel fell off. Obviously I did not want another replacement, & apparently I cannot get my money back, so this is going into the trash. I am really disappointed because this was such a convenience, if only it had been better made. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: See the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version Product review: Actually this film aint too bad I must say compared to other movies shown on the show. The Ape costumes and effecs are really watchable, but the story has no merit.However if your a fan of the Planet of the Apes movies then this will be for you.A family trying to get cryongenically frozen gets sent back in time in the future when it was ruled by apes. Like I said the makeup ape stuff is good, I was scared when I watched it, its definitely in some cases better than that Tim Burton garbage remake but its not a classic.The family escapes the apes and makes friends with some of the simians out there before making plans to go back into time. Not bad , Joel Hodgson , though and the robots do have their waywith this one. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: A wonderful story with a fabulous reader. Product review: A friend gave me this book to listen to. A good reader will really make or break a story and this one is wonderful. With al her different voices, she really brings the story to life. It's a beautiful story to listen to. Icy sparks, a young girl who people think is just crazy, has been undiagnosed wiht tourette's syndrome. Your hear the stories of her frustrations as she explores her disease and learns to live through it. A good mix of sadness and hapiness. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
