Ques: Title: good mortadella Review: it was delicious, I still have some saved in a vacuum sealed package for future enjoyment and for my fiends Is the review positive or negative?
Ans: Positive

Ques: Title: How the hell did they get a record deal? Review: I know some people would base that on image, but its been done so many times before ever since that dumbf**k Pisstina Auguilera appeared. But this makes Christina look like Janis Jopplin. This is so Godawful I would take even Feminem over this (note that Feminem is #1 on my list of people who I want to die). I heard the song "Don't Cha" while flipping through the channels trying to get to Comedy Central (the only good basic cable channel) and I felt like sticking my head in a bear trap. Why? Because the sound of my own death would be much more enjoyable then listening to five seconds of this...this, I dont know. Anyone who calls this music needs to stop and actually realize what they're listening to. And Busta Rhymes? He was good when he was yelling "woohaw!" in the ninties, but now he's just a crappy has been. So seriously, how the hell did these people get a record deal? I have yet to find a halfway decent answer... Is the review positive or negative?
Ans: Negative

Ques: Title: HORRIBLE! Review: He gave the Phantasm movies 1.5 stars! And he didn't even review the last one, Phantasm Oblivion! He gave bad reviews to most of the Halloween films too! He also gave Forrest Gump, and The Shawshank Redemption 2.5 stars!!!! How insane is that!!!!! LEONARD MARTIN IS ONE OF THE WORST MOVIE CRITICS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!! Is the review positive or negative?
Ans: Negative

Ques: Title: Way too big Review: I bought this watch because I wanted an altimeter but needed to return it because of its size. It is HUGE - looked like I had a clock on my wrist. Take into consideration. Is the review positive or negative?
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