Title: This isn't funny: it's an insult to everything I believe in! Review: Number one: the parodies are tired and predictable. Changing Bilbo to Dildo (Just sick, if you ask me, and could you have made that a little more subtle?) and Frodo to Frito is something even a baby could have come up with. Number two, as a devoted Tolkien fan, I was insulted by some of the things that were clearly meant to be funny. It could have been a little more subtle. I love LOTR and I can't stand anyone mucking it up and trivializing it and ridiculing it! The authors must really hate Tolkien to defile his work like this!!!! They as good as stripped him of his clothes and put him out on the street for public ridicule! This is the worst book ever. I could puke! Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Negative

Title: Mother's love can beat out Govmt spooks Review: It was exciting, though seemed unfinished. But I like the fact that he included the death of Vince Foster as an example of fishy govmt explanation, and possible coverup by our prevaricator-in-chief. But I personally don't care for magical explanations of anything. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Negative

Title: Fantastic, cheap little watch. Review: Absolutely no problems. Nice simple watch, pretty plain face, all black.The band is a maybe a notch or so shorter than I'd like, but that's pretty minor. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Positive

Title: Just not good enough Review: I SO wanted to love this thing. I have an iPod that I am seldom without, and my car isn't iPod compatible. I bought a Monster Wireless FM Transmitter/Charger so I could listen to my music on the way to my class reunion. Unfortunately, the thing just didn't work for me.There are 8 preset stations (low on the dial) and if all of them are in use, you're out of luck. I don't live in a huge city (maybe 60,000 with farmland all around), but only two of these stations were available. Although I was able to tune in to my iPod, it wasn't crystal clear. In fact, it wasn't even plastic clear. The static sometimes overrode the music, which drove me nuts. This is like a fax machine - the original may be spotless, but the fax will be a little fuzzy.If you have a cassette player in your car, there are adapters that go through the cassette player and are much better. If your car isn't iPod compatible and you don't have a cassette player, you're better off just burning a bunch of CD's. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
