Q: Title: Longest Book Ever Written (Almost) Review: The First Chapter went pretty quickly; however, the second was the longest and most boring chapter in the entire book- it took me at least a month to finish the first few pages of it. It becomes very complicated and confusing and I had to read it over and over again to actually understand what was going on. Of course, my opinion is biased because I am forced to read it for school for the summer. But anyway, it seems like a fairly good book. I gave it two stars because Chapter 2 was awful. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
A: Negative


Q: Title: Dull, Boring adn Corny Review: I have read so many British (and some American) chicklits in the past 4 years I think I am qualified to voice my comments here. If you are looking for a contemporary author such as Sophie Kinsella, Louise Bagshawe Isabel Wolfe, Helen Dunne,or Clare Naylor, then don't even attempt to open this book.This is NOT a chicklit. I highly doubt people talk or think like Chloe anymore. (Also does she have any friends of her own age?) The style of writing, the pace and the characters just remind me of the turn of the century, and I don't mean the new millennium. I can only picture an old maid librarian writing a fantasy story like this. It is un-realistic and trite. It should really be sent back to the time-tunnel. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
A: Negative


Q: Title: Doesn't work! Review: I put new batteries in this and it really doesn't sharpen pencils. Not enough juice to get job done. What a waste. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
A: Negative


Q: Title: People need to write their own songs Review: I can't believe this song was as popular as it was. Remakes of classic songs are RARELY better than the original, and this is definitely no exception. Jackson's version was the original, and far superior to Alien Ant Farm's. For me, a band must write their own songs before they get any respect from me. Did Alien Ant Farm even make any other songs? Save yourself the money on this one and go buy Jackson's "Bad," which has not only this song but many other classic hits, written by him. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
