Ques: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: Brokeback Mountain Previews on Leave it Beaver DVD? Review: Golly Wally! Why would Universal think this is appropriate? Last time I checked, the Beaver was not living an alternate lifestyle nor was he a cowboy. Why would Universal think this is good preview for this DVD?
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Ques: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: Hoo boy....! Review: Yet another white woman who says she's a "shaman," this one because she had some sort of psychotic break while sitting in the bathtub one day. She also says Filipino shamans "reach between molecules" to pull tumors out of people. Um, no, Honey, they use sleight-of-hand and chicken parts. Period.This book contains a truckload of bad history about universal goddess worship, how all the shamans were once women, and other utter tripe.I also don't have anything nice to say about anyone whose full-grown boa constrictor is under 3 feet long. She blames the former owner, but admits to feeding the animal only when it moves around a lot and "acts hungry," rather than keeping it on a regular feeding schedule. (She also can't distinguish between "acting hungry" and "predicting an earthquake" on the snake's part.) Boas are not "cool Goddessy Witchy woman accesories;" they grow to be ten plus feet long when cared for properly, and they need to be fed as soon as they have passed their last meal.
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Ques: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: A Great Multiplayer Game Review: I thought this game was quite entertaining singleplayer, but the multiplayer feature was even better. You could start wherever you left off and fight story mode with 3 other friends. although the game is very repetitive, the swarms of zombies and monsters never gets me tired of the game. Hunter is great for a get together with the friends or even by yourself. the design and art of the game is very well detailed and the monsters are very well done. the game has pretty good graphics. this game is one of my games in my collection and it is going to be played for a while.
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Ques: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: Piece of junk Review: This is a complete waste of money since it's a piece of junk. First of all there were broken pieces of plastic in the hotshoe unit/battery compartment that holds the front piece in place and second of all it's all cheap foreign crap. I should have known it was too good to be true for under a c-note for a ring flash unit for my digital camera. Buyer beware! It fires on it's own without depressing the shutter button and it's really cheaply made...
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