Title: Funny Review: Not as funny as Dress to Kill. That being said, the toaster routine in this made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed before. It was actually quite embarrassing as I was watching it at a friend's house and I started to cry because I was laughing so hard. I rarely laugh out loud when I watch comedians even though I find things funny...I must laugh on the inside or something. Eddie Izzard makes me not only laugh out loud but continue to laugh until I'm crying. Please turn this into a DVD!! Where on earth do we vote for that?? Is the review positive or negative?
Positive

Title: doesn't last long Review: bought in Dec 2009 and installed late Dec It started to set off by itself lasting as long as a minute after two years of use. Now it always chirps regardless of changes in batteries. Stay away from this product. I was trying to replace the non-front load version of this produce after one died after 3 years of use. Have other of non-load versions in the house, but they haven't died yet after 4 years of use. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Ms. Mitchard needs an editor Review: I loved Deep End of the Ocean, but none of her books since have lived up to it. I now find myself reading her books just for the fun of finding all the mistakes. Mitchard can't keep track of her characters - on page 14 Grandma Swan is still alive, living in Miami, and remembers to send each grandchild a book every Christmas. Sixteen pages later she is in heaven welcoming her murdered grand-daughters. Later, Grandpa gives Ronnie her wedding dress, and we're told Grandma died ten years previous in a car accident. Still, the family managed to visit her when one of the murdered girls was 3. Mitchard even seems to confuse the two murdered girls at times. In The Breakdown Lane, one character is first mentioned as the middle sister and later becomes the oldest. I won't even start on the confusion created with all of the variations and diminutives of characters' names.... Is the review positive or negative?
