Title: Rock music rules man Review: What i don't get it, these guys make noise, incomprehensible noise pollution, stick it in a really ugly and frightening peice of album art, slap a $10.00 charge on it and call it music. This is pathetic this isn't music, look the word music up in a dictionary, I'm sure the words Melody, Rhythem and Tune will crop up. Maybe some one should point that out to slip knot or korn, or whoever the hell I'm writing this review on. If you can't sing, why form a band. If you can't play a musical instrument, why voulenteer to be the drummer? And if you don't like metal music, why write a review, i hear you say, well I'll enlighten you. Why do metal heads keep writing reviews for rap music they clearly don't like?? Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Worst vinyl I've heard Review: I bought it thinking, "How bad can it be?" There is noticeable distortion on the vocals on several tracks ("O Sailor" and "Not About Love" are the best examples). The mastering is all over the place, and levels noticeably will jump up and down. Overall everything sounds a bit top-end heavy and tinny. There are also waaaaay more pops and clicks for what should be a brand new vinyl. I didn't think a vinyl could sound so bad - looks like I was wrong! I guess anything from Plain Records is definitely still to be avoided. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Nice Collection. Wish I could read it! Review: Upon recieving this in the mail, I was so disappointed to see that the entire book is printed in 8 point font. My eyes just can't handle this. It's like reading a 600+ page footnote. The text literally comprises only half the total page area. It's a wonderful collection, but I'm afraid I'll be returning it. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: my second whirley pop Review: This is my second whirley pop, I knew what I wanted. When I moved out of my parent's house, this item seems to have disappeared. So, when my darling hubby wanted a popcorn popper for the stove, I knew what to look for. The price was right and the popper is wonderful. It makes the best popcorn in the world and my pots aren't being ruined. Is the review positive or negative?
