You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product? Review title: crap innit Product review: If you are a typical sheeple who loves senseless violence, the type of obvious coolness that can only be had by wearing crisp clothing with the latest ridiculous label on, racism, objectification of women, intolerable narcissism, weak plots and inane dialogue, this book is for you! If you are a sensible and ethical person, you might be so offended by this piece of crap that you actually rip it into pieces and recycle it (which is against all of your instincts as a lover of books) instead of dropping it off at Goodwill so that no young minds might become polluted by it. If you are a person of true moral conscience you will probably be incensed enough to drive back to the bookstore and buy all of the copies from the dollar bin to insure that these meet the same fate.
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You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product? Review title: tool that wouldnt work Product review: i tried everything to get this to work. it put grease all over the zirc fittings but no greaqse inside of fittings. wasted half of a tube of grease trying to make it work. contacted seller who told thexton they sent me a email wanted the receipt and they would send a new one. i faxed paperwork three weeks ago have never got a response i give up i guess i got taken
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You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product? Review title: If you want poop in your terrarium, buy this. Product review: I would scoop and my hermit crabs' poop would fall right through. This is crap. If you want something that actually works, get a fish net and use that to sift through all the nasty stuff in your terrarium. It's a bit more tedious and time consuming, but it does an exquisite job.
