Is there a negative or positive tone to this product review? === Title: Won't run on our new computer Review: Quickbooks is the only software that won't run on our new mac. Actually it runs fine, but the license won't update, and Intuit has found a way to try and pry another $200 from us. No thanks! Answer:
Negative

Is there a negative or positive tone to this product review? === Title: you get what you pay for Review: After having spent hundreds of dollars on Global and Shun knives, I thought why not save a little money and get these nice Bodum knives to use once in awhile? After all, I've never been disappointed with Bodum's cups and coffee presses. And actually, I didn't even know Bodum made knives...and for good reason. They're terrible. The knives arrived covered in dusty grease, and even after washing, still looked dirty. The blades are so thick and heavy, they are more suitable for medieval sword fighting than slicing vegetables. Plus they were dull, even after sharpening. And, like a previous reviewer, I also had something rattling inside the hollow handle. Yuck. Answer:
Negative

Is there a negative or positive tone to this product review? === Title: A modern Orpheus Review: Hasselhoff, the word of the gods rains down from your lips. As you sing I begin to question your mortality. How can it be so that a man, a simple man, could produce these divine aural pleasures? The allmighty Hasselhoff, with his bristling chest hair and bulging muscles, surely could seduce any woman simply by throwing a melody to the breezes. But no, Hasselhoff, you seem to control you heavenly powers and use them in subtle ways. When I hear "Hot Shot City" I find myself proclaiming, "O Muse, why have you inspired him so?"Truly, Mr. Hasselhoff, you are not of this world, and I thank you so for bringing your awe-inspiring music(although these words most terribly undercut the greatness of Hasselhoff) to the planet Earth. Thank you, O Hasselhoff, for being a modern day Orpheus! Answer:
