Title: book not in very good shape Review: I ordered a book that was listed as in very good condition, but it was actually in acceptable condition, but too beat up to be called "very good"/. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: This product cut my child's legs Review: I know many have had great experiences with this product. We didn't have the opportunity to have such great success. The clip between my daughter's legs chafed the inside of her thighs terribly. They are extremely raw and red. I'm returning it to the store. I had the proper size for my daughter, so fit isn't the issue. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Why Can't I Give Zero Stars? Review: This movie is crap. Another 40-something director making a movie to re-invent their childhood about how magical and smart kids are and how awful and stupid adults are. This movie makes E.T. look good. This movie has absolutely no respect for any storytelling logic other than at the end the kids are all alright. Bite me. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: You don't have to be a hippie to know it's not music Review: Attention No Wavers and Avant Guard fans: Make all the noise you want, just don't call it music. I am ok with Yoko recording some caterwauling and have nothing against anyone who buys it and listens to it. I do not blame Yoko for "breaking up the Beatles" and I don't believe she did. I am glad the Beatles broke up because they went out on top and never released dreck like Bridges to Babylon or Steel Wheels. I am happy that John met and fell in love with Yoko. But come on, without her famous husband no one would have paid attention to her noisy, annoying albums. If you want music, this isn't for you. Period. Is the review positive or negative?
