Title: A dreadful attempt at a comedy. Review: In the worst perfromance of his career, Leslie Nielsen stars in "Mr Magoo", a dreadful attempt at a comedy which fails on every level. Pointless from beginning to end, it's hard to believe that movies as bad as this actually get made. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: This is a dodger*s Bible Review: Have you ever had that 'friend' who called 8 times a day ...and kept saying on the machine...."are you there? Pick up.... are you there." Or someone whe keeps asking you to volunteer at their club....and you have zero spare time. You feel guilty saying "no"??? This book is funny, light hearted, and I love it. I can't believe this is out of print. There is a reviewer who says, "when is it o.k. to lie?" I politely disagree, due to the fact this author has a chapter titled....the 7 Dodging Sins. Things you should not do to dodge folks... i.e. never returning their calls. She just teaches you a crafty way to return the call. I vote- BUY IT. Is the review positive or negative?
Positive

Title: Paintball Grenades Suck Review: And these really suck. Sorry to sound rude, but they hardly splatter paint and it is a waste of money. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Handy Patriotic Book Review: This book recieved five stars because it is incredibly easy to carry around, and provides all the information a person needs to back up a Constitutional arguement with facts. Another great thing is that the language has been modernized to the point that my eight year old neice understands more of it. I commented on the two star rating so you can read more of my comments there. I carry this book in the car when I go places because I tend to end up defending our nation on every corner....it just happens. The book is also cheap enough that I would not think twice about donating it to the many lost Patriots roaming around checking Twitter accounts of ignorant "stars." Is the review positive or negative?
