Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: This one's by "Stevie" Lawrence, not Steve Lawrence Review: Man, did my sinus clear out when I opened this CD. On the cover is a semi-abstract picture of a guitar, and "stevie lawrence" written across the top. On the back is a picture of said "stevie lawrence" with a full head of skin playing a guitar. In the fine print at the bottom it says the album was produced in Glasgow,Scotland. The titles of some of the songs are: "Psycho Magnet," "Hedgehope Hill," "Megajig Set," "Stobieside Lodge," and "Border Spirit." Oviously this is not a recording of Eydie Gorme's husband, but of someone of a similar name from the other side of the pond. I have not taken off the shrink-wrap to play this CD. I intend to return it to ... right away for a refund. But just by the titles, I can tell this is not the kind of album that would smoke the shorts of an old geezer like myself.
dissatisfied

Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: STRAP & LENS COVERS Review: THE STRAP THAT COMES WITH THE BINOCULARS IS TERRIBLE AND THE LENS COVERS FALL OFF, OTHERWISE THE BINOCULARS ARE EXECLLENT.
satisfied

Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: You will never trust your own identity again. Review: Jeffrey Deaver does a remarkable job of capturing what is surely becoming the biggest fear of the twenty first century - identity theft. In a labyrinth of computer technology, we are woven into a story where nothing is as it seems, where every time you go online you put your life at risk, and where innocent, unknowing people like ourselves are never safe as long as we own a computer. A mysterious hacker named Phate takes an all too real look at a computer game, and begins to play it in real life. In the game there were points for murder, in life Phate is racking up his own points, slowly winning the game that no one else seems to be playing anymore. In a race for time, one man must pit his own computer expertise against the best, and hope with all his heart that he can stop the killing before Phate becomes master of the game. A stunning thriller, a little jargon that may confuse you, but a story with nightmarish possibilities. Enter at your own risk.
