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You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product? Review title: What do retards do in the desert with their free time? Product review: Well, they could build a giant robot-mummy and march around chanting incoherently. Or they could make this movie. Really, this is an awful movie. Don't get me wrong. I LOVE cheesy, crappy movies, but I can't even give this movie _Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter_ props. They obviously had a decent budget based on the CGI and location shooting, but it looks like about 15 bucks went to the writer. Don't get it. Really. No, REALLY!
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decrease

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You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product? Review title: Excellent Product! Product review: Just got the heat pack today. When I got it the packaging around the product was open, not sure if it was previously opened or if it was just faulty packaging.But I've already heated it up twice and it works great! It puts out a lot of moist heat, the back of my t shirt is already damp from it.When I got up today I was having lots of back pain, from a car accident I was in back in 2010. It took about 2 minutes with this product on my back before the pain went away. This product is big enough to cover the entire back, so if your like me and don't know where the back pain will shift next, this is an excellent solution! I have not yet noticed any odor coming off of it, but if I do I'll be sure to comment on this post.Overall great product! I completely recommend it!
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increase

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You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product? Review title: How could you not like the movie? Product review: I bought it for my husband who loved the movie when we saw it on the big screen. I loved it too. Lots of laughs, great for almost any age and person who likes a good laugh
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increase

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You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product? Review title: Tiny but ineffective Product review: It fits nearly anywhere because its so flat and small. But the rods in the umbrella are so weak that even a slight puff of wind will make it turn inside out. So it's relatively useless.
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