Q: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: UNNECESSARY RESURRECTION Review: Purportedly based on a short story by DRACULA scribe Bram Stoker, WAY OF THE VAMPIRE is a ridiculous, poorly directed and acted, waste of celluloid. Van Helsing (a stoic but bland Rhett Giles) is cursed with eternal life until all the darkest princes are destroyed. After a beheading of Dracula (a cameo by action star Paul Logan), Van Helsing lives through time until we meet up with him in present day Los Angeles. Vampires are a pitiful lot now, unable to hunt due to the curse of being caught and destroyed. However, led on by their leader Sebastian, they return to the hunt. Meanwhile Van Helsing assembled a motley crew of vampire slayers and the confrontation begins. The movie is hopelessly dull and offers no genuine thrills or chills. Another movie that gives support to the overkill of the Dracula legend, and proof that a truly original vampire movie or at least a refreshing update is hard to find.
A: dissatisfied


Q: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: Girls Nite Out Review: Girls Nite Out is another horror flick from the eighties that many people have either forgotten about or never seen. It is about a crazed killer on a rampage on a college campus during a scavenger hunt. The clever killer dresses up in the school mascot's bearsuit and uses a Freddy Krueger-like device made with serated steak knives as its deadly "claws". Yes, the movie is old, the plot is questionable, but this movie is worth watching for something else. There's just something so weird and scary about the bearsuit. The way its swirly, hypnotic eyes look at you, it's almost paralyzing. Out of all the horror movies I've ever seen, this one still gives me the chills. It's worth checking out, I think the producer had this fear factor in mind when they made this movie.
A: satisfied


Q: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: you're kidding right? Review: words can't even begin to describe how much this album [...]. i understand that there are covers on this album, but you mean to tell me that maynard can't do any better than this? maynard has one of the most unique voices in music and its a shame to see all that talent go to waste. i can't think of one song on this album where maynard uses his full vocal range. the cd is full of whispering and computer inhanced singing ( if that's what you want to call it ). there is also a lack of actual guitar. the entire cd is basically a bunch of computer generated noise! in short if you like the first two cds from APC this one might not be for you because it is nothing like mer de nomes or the 13th step. i hope that they can come back with something better than this next time.
A: dissatisfied


Q: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: It really works Review: I bought this book because it was taking literally 3 hours to put my 6-month-old to sleep at night and she wouldn't go down until 2 am. Now, 3 weeks later, she sleeps for 5-11 hours straight in her crib (where before she would only sleep in my arms without a huge struggle) and goes down at 9pm. Thank heavens for this book. I highly recommend it!
