Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: I seriously doubt the 5 star reviews for this book Review: I read this book before I read the reviews and I cannot fathom why someone would award it 5 stars...it may possibly deserve 3 stars if the reader were feeling generous to the author, but 5? For a humorless book about funny people? The author tells us how hilarious these people are, but offers no evidence of their wit. We're told of audiences holding their sides with laughter, but the reader is left in the wings when the play begins! There is no evidence of wit in the characters' conversations, so how about a sample of their stage act? I can only assume the 5 star reviewers read a different version of this book than the general populace.
dissatisfied

Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: v for very boring Review: While the movie started off rather ridiculously fake with all sorts of unusual voice acting, it eventually got better. The only problem was the entire story wasn't interesting enough to care about, so after 50% of the film went by, I really lost interest. I also didn't care for the slow motion effects showing people dying and blood squirting from their bodies. The V character was decent, but he can't save an average film. Some of the special effects were good (such as that exploding clock) but that's about the only thing worth noting I found about the film.
dissatisfied

Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: A classic gag! Review: There are few things in this world as hilarious as a good practical joke, and this Dribbling Glass is one of the old-school classics! You fill the glass with water or juice or beer and your unsuspecting patsy gets a good soaking when they take a drink! Sometimes it's hard to get them to drink out of the glass, you can't really just hand them the glass and say 'drink this, please' because they know that something is fishy and they say 'no way, Jose". Maybe if you left some hot peanuts on the table and put the glass next to those they would eat the peanuts and WOW, I need a drink fast! I am not sure how the dribbling mechanism actually works but it really gives you a good shower when you think you are about to enjoy a big gulp of milk. I guess if I knew how it worked something would die inside of me, like when I found out how Doug Henning's flitting scarves worked (strings and a giant fan just offstage).
satisfied

Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: Not worth the money! Review: It really bugs me when I read so much hype about a set of knives that are supposed to be "as good as" another set. Of course, the other set was twice the price, but given that I have this set for just over a month, I'm not that big a cook, and they're already dull, should give you an idea that they're not nearly as good as even the cheapo set I have. This was money thrown in the trash, so I hope others realize that the answer is, either buy the best, or buy the cheapo set so you're not disappointed, like I am.
