Title: For the love of God...NO! Product review: This movie is by far the worst movie I have ever seen at the theaters. The Mummy was bad, but this one was much worse! Witch boys flying around in a black SUV? Oooohhh, scary! What the hell is a darkling anyway? The acting was horrible, the special effects were cheesy. You might as well sit at home and watch 2 hours worth of Charmed. The only good thing about this movie is the soundtrack. Tomandandy were the same masterminds behind the awesome music in the remake of The Hills Have Eyes. The songs by Rob Zombie and other metal bands were good too. This movie kind of makes me think of Darkness Falls. Not sure why, it just does. Maybe because they were supposed to be so good and just flopped around like a fish out of water until they died. I just wanna end on this note, the best part of the movie was when the closing credits began to run. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Entertaining and Funny Product review: Another winner from Nora Roberts. If you like MacGregor, you'll love this. After FRIED CALAMARI, this is the most entertaining (and funny) book that I've read this year. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Again in the USSR Product review: I had a friend who was chief designer for Lada-- no big distinction, that, if you've ever seen one-- and he sent me lots of records at my request. I wanted Russian rock, but he sent me this Pol Makkartni record anyway! Anyway, I never played it until yesterday, so it's been on the shelf since at least 1990. Pretty decent effort, nice trubute to the classic stuff. I suppose the original Melodiya vinyls are hard to come by after all these years. My son is a bass player and a big Beatles fan, so I suppose I should give it to him. Anyway, the title CHOBA B CCCP literally means "Again in the USSR." Someone up above was wondering what it actually translated to. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Going downhill real fast Product review: When I reviewed The Dark Wing I gave it 4 stars but said it was a bit too mystical for me. I also thought you needed a glossary to keep track of all the alien mystic terms. By the time we get to The Dark Ascent, that glossary need to be an interactive dictionary run off a cray supercomputer. While some mysticism is certainly part of the storyline, this much is like The Dark Destroyer come to annihilate the storyline. I tried reading the health care bill and it was a very similar read. Since I purchased all 4 books in the series at the same time I will read the fourth one, but this is a really good storyline line which is well told but has been made into agony trying to keep track of the very many mystical heroes and terminology. Very disappointing. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
