Title: Unable to Read Review: I suspect you need to already be a fan of Robert Rankin to read this book.The blurbs for this book indicated it was funny and had nursery rhyme characters. I'll grant that there were nursery rhyme characters in the part I was able to read - the first 5 chapters. Funny, amusing - very subjective words. I was not amused.This book did not draw me in with characters or plot. The pacing was too slow. The "amusing" writing style was repetious, dull and heavy-handed. The dialogue? Silly but not funny.I was looking for something more along the lines of the Jasper Fforde books - silly, witty, fast-paced. Alas, it was not to be.After 5 chapters, I just can't go on. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
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Title: trash, waste of money Review: JUNK! opened the box removed the sprayer and attached the hose filled it up only to find the pump is no good. Creates ZERO pressure therefore no spraying action. Thanks for NOTHING! I personally will be requesting Amazon remove this item so nobody else makes the same bad decision. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
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Title: Ugh Review: This was one of the worst books that i have ever read. don't bother reading it. It was so slow, and so hard to get through. Also the "plot" just moved off on tangents... Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
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Title: they could be a lot better Review: they are transparent wall stickers, so when you them on a dark background, like the picture in the box, you can hardly see them. It was a real dissaponitment! Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
