Title: MUNDANE MUNDANE should be the name! Review: "How do you know everything I'm about to say?" asks the brunet member of TV's other cartoon family named Simpson, seemingly oblivious to her debut album's predictable script. "La La" casts Jessica's younger sister Ashlee as a barely legal temptress wanting to "Make la la in the kitchen on the floor/I'll be a French maid when I meet you at the door." Ironic or not, it's creepy. The music's mundane melange of Avril-ish brat pop and Sheryl Crow cod rock reaches its nadir on "Love Me for Me," an anemic rip of AC/DC's "Back in Black," wherein Ashlee does Courtney Love, wailing in lieu of hitting notes. "Nobody's really seen my million subtleties," she says on the title track. This album doesn't change that. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Negative

Title: SEE THE 1933 OR 1994 VERSION, NOT THIS. Review: AFTER WATCHING THE 1994 VERSION STARRING WINONA RYDER, I HAD A HARD TIME WATCHING THIS ONE. THE ONLY REASON I BOTHERED IS BECAUSE THE 94 VERSION WAS SO GREAT. I THOUGHT THIS ONE MIGHT BE GOOD. SORRY BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPARE'M. SO WHAT AM I DOING? BYE. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Negative

Title: great interactive plush toy Review: My 7 month old daughter received this as a christmas gift and has so much fun making the puppy sing and light up. This came highly recommended from other moms who said their children learned quickly from it. The buttons are easily activated and the toy has multiple functions, including singing, playing games and naming body parts. I only hope it can last long enough for my daughter to play with it for several years. The construction seems durable and there are no small or loose parts, which make it ideal for my little one to have at such a young age. I would definitely recommend this to other parents as a great educational toy which is highly entertaining and not obnoxious or annoying. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Positive

Title: Noisy Toy Review: This toy is very noisy for a child under 12 mos. Tried it twice in bathtub with him and he was not happy at all. Had to shut it and discard the toy.Regards,Joe Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
