Title: The Britany of Movies!! Product review: I'd give this a 0 in a horrible moment. This is the lip-sincer of movies. Like Britany Spears Bimbo Beat Blather, this is talentless, directionless, visionless, meaningless and has absolutely nothing to say about nothing. The "acting" if that's what you call it these days is atrocious, I could do a better job, and I am no "actor". Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: A Disappointment for the Price Product review: I knew this was not going to be as good as real Blue Mountain coffee one can have in Jamaica, but I still had high expectations. This coffee fell short by quite a bit. The aroma was reasonably good, but the taste was just mediocre. Not nearly as good as 100% Kona. I am not saying it's bad, just it's not worth this price to me. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Not this one Product review: You know you're in trouble when the best song on Petty CD, Lucinda Williams' "Change the Locks," is not by Petty. On She's the One the band sounds sedated. There is no energy here, and maybe that's what the movie calls for (The Brothers McMullen is my only Burns movie) but as a stand alone Petty CD it just doesn't work. This band can generally sell even mediocre songs with their enthusiasm, but with lyrics like"California's been good to me, I hope it don't fall into the sea,"what can the band do? By the time some stronger songs come up ("Walls No. 2" Hurry up and Overdue") it's too late; the listener's in a coma. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: "Dream On" are the operative words Product review: While I concede that this book is stunning to look at, Colette Peters does not want you to learn how to make these cakes. The cake decorating instructions are vague and absurdly simplistic in the extreme; general discussion of technique (painting, molding, color-mixing) is either absent or useless in its brevity. Even some discussion of brands of food coloring or gum-paste would have been useful, as the success of these cakes utterly depends on the subtle color hues and graceful sculpturing of fondant and gum-paste. If you enjoy cake decorating, I suggest you get this book out of the library to appreciate the photos. But if you want to develop your skills, do not purchase this book. This is another narcissistic venture by Colette Peters. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
