Title: Beat to heck Review: I'm not in a position to rate performance yet, but good grief it was beat all to heck. About a third of the threads on the plastic housing was broken off. It looks like it was run over by a truck. Is the review positive or negative?
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Title: Great Backpack Review: Nice quality bag. Good size for a teenage girl. Roomy enough to carry a few textbooks and the other essentials. Is the review positive or negative?
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Title: More Secrets for the Clueless Review: This is another sort of New Age revealed secrets kind of book: I skimmed it and it is super silly and predictable -- secrets that are first learned must be learned wrong in order to understand them fully (how long has that idea been around, I ask? -- worse it pretends to be a novel when it is only a tract to make you a Dewey follower. Now portions are free on the net and too costly at that! Is the review positive or negative?
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Title: Spiral Out... Review: What's the meaning behind Tool's songs? I couldn't tell you. Nearly every meaning could be debated until the end of time since Tool refuses to comment. That being said, I think the central theme of this album is that of Plato's theory of Dualism, that the mind and body are separate entities. Specifically, in the songs Parabol/Parabola and Lateralus.Tool has never ceased to amaze and Lateralus is no exception. Tool's timing syncopation, driving bass, and intellectual lyrics bring this album to the top of Tool's work (actually, I love all of their albums equally, if you're not counting Opiate).A Tool fan has no excuses for not having Lateralus in their collection and, for that matter, no one should be able to get away without having experienced this provocative assembly of musical genius. Well, at least Schism... Is the review positive or negative?
