Title: Doesn't work! Review: I bought this product quite a while ago, thinking it would be the best to clean my floors. Mine was refurbished and it doesn't work right. It doesn't scrub the floors or pick up the dirty water. I do better with a Swiffer WetJet than with this thing. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Basically a lesbian primer Review: I don't understand all these rave reviews. The book essentially asserts (as the song goes) - free your mind and the rest will follow. I'm all for that, but the authors have bent the whole thing in a lesbian direction, while giving lip service to liking men. They are certainly liberated from much of society's norms, for which I applaud them, but listen guys, don't get this for your wife or girlfriend, it's definitely not man-friendly. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: GREAT FEATURES BUT POOR QUALITY Review: Pros: Cheap, looks nice, flat screen, good picture, TV/DVD/VCRCons: Ridiculous. DVD player never worked, and VCR just broke!We got this for our kid's room. Unfortunately, we should have just bought a regular 20" TV, regular VCR, and regular DVD player. Would have been just as much $, and I could have just taken back the individual components when they break, instead of lugging a heavy 20" TV as well.The DVD player has worked for a total of about 3 DVDs since buying it 6 months ago. It basically does not have a DVD player. And the VCR just died. It plays the sound, but the picture is all static. I cleaned the heads and it didn't change a thing.Now the DVD/VCR functionality of the thing is GONE, and it is simply a TV.I will NEVER buy Sylvania again. I advise you to (not) do the same. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Fast delivery Review: Got item shipped really fast.Got these strings as back up for my new bass after reading reviews... Seems like they're one of the best there are!! Is the review positive or negative?
