Ques: Title: Oh, please. Review: Wow. This was disappointing. I first bought Hybrid Theory two years ago, and loved it. It was just the right balance of scratch, rhymes, and heavy riffs. Meteora does this, but too much. So many people say "It's the heaviest thing I've ever heard!". Oh, please. It's all about the lyrics they say. Well, when the music blatantly [stinks] you can't stand to hear the words. Shinoda does his rapping thing with Chester wailing like a monkey in the background. He has two modes: scream, and sing softly. The bass and guitar riffs are plodding and the scratches are annoying. Buy Tool or System of a Down with your money, rather than waste it on 37 minutes of screaming, scratching, and bad riffs. Unless you like that kind of thing. Is the review positive or negative?
Ans: Negative

Ques: Title: Comfort Curve works!!! Review: I highly recommend my Microsoft Comfort Curve Keyboard 2000-USB-ergonomic-black-Canada! I have recently finished writing my latest book, consisting of 600+ pages, not to mention all my everyday tasks, such as surfing the web and answering e-mails, etc. I bought a new laptop a few weeks ago to replace my aging desktop computer, but have plugged my trusty, ergonomic Comfort Curve into the laptop, to continue typing in comfort! Is the review positive or negative?
Ans: Positive

Ques: Title: "76% savings"? On what planet? Review: This stuff retails for like $15 in the local drugstore chains like Longs and Walgreens. Who is charging $44 for it? Nobody. Where does Amazon get this phoney baloney pricing? There's no "savings" here!Word to the wise: Use Amazon to comparison shop, but don't blindly take their word for anything. Is the review positive or negative?
Ans: Negative

Ques: Title: Doesn't even stick to itself... Review: I don't know how I am going to get this crap off the table top and laminate. It doesn't make the laminate stick to the table - you know, the whole point of contact cement...Flour and water paste would work at least as well as this crap... Is the review positive or negative?
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