Title: Critics suck... Review: It's a real shame we have clowns like Kurt Harding bashing things way beyond their comprehension. Anyone with the the good taste necessary to appreciate this album certainly wouldn't be deterred by some amateur (wannabe) critic's comments on Amazon. Ask any real musician and they'll tell you that the writing, arranging, and performing on this record is first-rate, let alone the stellar improvisation. Aside from a pure lack of taste, the only possible excuse for Kurt's unfavorable review is that he is one of those sad, lonely old guys who attend a local tango night and are disappointed when Piazzolla is played because it's just too deep for practitioners of Tango For Dummies.This album is killing and I strongly recommend it to anyone who likes good music.P.S. Don't miss Adam's solo on the end of Tangonator! Is the review positive or negative?
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Title: What Happened to R.E.M? Review: What the heck happened to a band that used to have something to say and say it beautifully? More noodling garbage from a bunch of guys who are only interested in trying to keep up with true innovators.One review I read said that "Up" is the Sgt. Pepper to "OK Computer's" Pet Sounds. Bunk."Up" is what it sounds like when a band is running scared and out-of-touch with what made it relevant in the first place. Furthermore, if you're going to remake "Suzanne" by Leonard Cohen ("Hope"), you'd better have something to contribute to the song. Sadly, this is not the case.Fans have gotten used to thinking that everything R.E.M. does is manna from heaven. But with each new release, the band gets more and more obscure, the melodies get rehashed, and the material just gets weaker and weaker.What happened? Stardom and complacency, it looks like. Is the review positive or negative?
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Title: A Perfect Marriage of Form and Function Review: Elegant, comfortable and durable, this hammock is the proud centerpiece of my shade garden. The craftsmanship is incredible. The hammock should be stored when not in use, because although it holds up to the elements it will get dirty (particularly if left beneath a tree colonized by aphids) and it does not come out of the wash looking quite as stuningly crisp as it does going in. Nonetheless, its classic beauty remains. Is the review positive or negative?
Positive
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Title: Great Show Review: Very Cool! Can't wait to see Season 5. I will miss it when it is over. Walter is one of the great characters in TV history. Is the review positive or negative?
