Q: Title: Funny, untrue, and filled with fear Product review: I read this off of my shelves that my parents bought a while ago, it was hillarious. I was a Christian, then became a New Ager (long story). I can assure you that we will NOT burn anyone, or start any wars. We learn to harness our sixth sense, and increase our awareness until we can ascend and join with the God force. Total unification is what we want, with peace, love, and joy. We are not harming anyone, we only wish to find answers before we die. If you actually believe Texe's misinterpretations, then go on living afraid of us if you want, it's your life. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
A: unflattering


Q: Title: Disappointed in faulty merchandise Product review: I was very disappointed when I received the book "Floaties! Fairy Magic". The books have a special binding on them that has floating fairies and glitter in it. My twin daughters were given the book as a gift, and when a friend was over with her twin daughters, they were so excited about the book. I was delighted to find it online and purchased it for them as a surprise. The picture of the book shows the special attachment, and the title itself is "Floaties!" The book arrived with no floaty attachment on it, which was the whole point! Very disappointing! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
A: unflattering


Q: Title: Stale, Rancid Oil Taste, And if You Like Even the Tiniest Bit of Salt Flavor on Your Chips... Product review: ...you can absolutely forget about these. Confirmed by other reviewers, these chips are now total garbage. Like chewing on styrofoam packaging "peanuts". Positively awful, no hyperbole or exaggeration. I'll NEVER buy anything from Kettle brand ever again! From a reportedly once great "premium" brand, literally any mass market chip I've ever tried tastes better than these. Stale and rancid tasting, and virtually no salty taste whatsoever. Completely awful! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
A: unflattering


Q: Title: A great bathroom read Product review: I recently moved to Memphis, TN from Pennsylvania. I picked up this book to familiarize myself with TN history. It is an excellent book for reading on the "thinking chair". I picked out a number of places to visit with my family, based on the short articles and topics in the book. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
