Title: Horribly written Review: While the subject matter itself is very interesting, Todd Balf is a substandard writer. Much of his writing contains vocabulary terms that are unknown to 99% of Americans (who knew there was a glossary at the back?). Furthermore, Balf's writing is amateurish even if he is judged against other "journalistic" authors. I expected this to be a page turner, but instead found myself trudging on in order to finish. Balf has no idea how to create any sense of suspense in his writing, which, in the end, is part of the purpoose of this book. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Its amazing the ... that movies are made into... Review: The by far worst movie I have ever seen in my life. It was far worse then Dungeon's and Dragon's, which is sad. It was the stupidest 1 hour and 30 minutes I have ever sat through. Basicly what the movie is about is Will Friedle thinks he is in love with the ... , Marley Shelton. When he goes over to her house to "study" he relizes he has no condum. So for the rest of the film he basicly tries to get one in the stupidest and most unfunny ways. By the end of the movie he finally relizes he should go with, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Sorry if I gave away the ending, but since I thought that the ending was so predictable and dumb it shouldn't even be called an ending.The only enjoyable part of the movie is when the credits come up and you say to your self 'thank god its over'. Do not buy or rent this film, it is a waste of time and money. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Mrs. Review: This vacuum, though having a lot of suction, is pretty flimsy in construction. When the hose is used with the crevice tool, all the dirt, etc that is in the canister comes flying out from where the hose was connected for regular vacuuming. Within a week after buying this vacuum, there was a Recall Notice because of a faulty power cord winder. I had decided before I receive the Recall Notice that this was a substandard cord winder so I stopped using it. Now I just have a loose cord laying around. Nice. I have tried the phone number sent to me in order to receive the repair kit, but the phone number does not work. Having not been able to contact a "live" person (nor a recording) to remedy this situation, I will never buy a Hoover item again. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: NOT for the beginner Review: I am about half way into this book and it's driving my crazy. Thank god that I already know Photoshop 'cause otherwise I'd be lost. The book is badly organized, making references to tools that aren't introduced until 200 pages later, it lacks illustrations and clear examples and I've found several errors so far. It is repetitive in some ways which makes it boring to read. There has to be a better book out there. Is the review positive or negative?
