Title: The cow is so cute but I would go for a different animal Product review: I got the cow humidifier because I thought it was the cutest. When we started using it, I realized that there was a slight problem - because the mist comes out of 2 holes (the ears), it is hard to find a place to put it that doesn't get a wall, a piece of furniture, etc. wet.We also got the penguin humidifier for my other daughter's room and we love it because it shoots the mist straight forward so we are not getting anything wet that we do not want to.There are so many cute choices but I would definitely recommend one that only allows the mist to come out of one opening. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
flattering

Title: Glamorous Addict Product review: I like to read memoirs and the title looked interesting, only to see how misleading it is.I could not identify with the narrator. As one whom went to rehab twice, hit a very hard bottom, I tried to relate to her addictions and her bottom. She glamorized her addiction and her bottom. Anyone who is a member of AA will see right through her and know that glamorizing her addictions shows she has a long way to go find serenity, humility, and acceptance of her addictions. It becomes clear she doesn't actually like anyone unless she's high, drunk and horny. She's not an endearing drunk or a decent storyteller. She's mean-spirited, prejudiced self-centered and worst of all, not funny.I saw her yesterday on the Bill Maher show and she hasn't changed from her addiction racked personality. I didn't find humility, but rather a self-centered, belligerent, unhumorous sad person. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: Larger than expected. Product review: I did not wear this item for actual riding. It was much larger than anticipated, not as in larger head size, but it was "taller." As far as function, from what I observed, it should work well, and included fully covered ear-flaps for the chin strap, which I found to be a nice feature. I did return due to the height of the helmet, but that was an aesthetics preference and no fault of the actual product. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
flattering

Title: Pretty Good Goggles Product review: The seal around the eye(s) is fantastic. The split head band easy to adjust and stays put. The anti-fog film is the best I've ever had (36 years of experience). It lasts for about 45 minutes for me. I'm not exactly sure why it gives up when it does, but until then, it's flawless.The only gripe I have is the fit around the bridge of my nose. Even with the largest of the nose fittings (a package of assorted sizes come with each pair) I am left with divots in my nose at the end of my workout. The seal and anti-fog (until it fails) is so impressive that I still choose these googles over several others that I have. If I had a smaller nose I'd be in goggle heaven. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
