Title: Korn must of gotten a queef. Product review: THIS. ALBUM. SUCKS. BIG. FAT. RAUNCHY. FARTS.I was hoping korn could of turned back time and fixed this crappy album like those f***ing retards in "Timeline"! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Non-replaceable battery unacceptable Product review: This is a wonderful toothbrush, but I find it absurd that the battery life is 3-5 years (2 1/2 in our case), and the batteries are non-replaceable. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Too much gravy and don't like the bones. Product review: I did not realize that this actually had the bones in it. Not something that I would give to any dog let alone a Yorkie and a Poodle. The bones take up a lot of room in the can. The rest of the can contains little cubes of meat, a few vegetables and lots and lots of gravy. I usually split half a can between the two dogs. The only way I am able to get another meal out of the can is to add more cooked vegetables. The dogs really like it but I will not buy this flavor again. You are getting less for your money since it contains bones and so much gravy. I would recommend the Turducken. They absolutely love that one. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Review of Eto toy game Product review: I would not reccomend this toy. It is very difficult to see the images and the directions are confusing and it almost impossible even for an adult to operate this toy. The advertisments are misleading and inacurate. This "toy" is a waste of time and money. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
