Question: Title: Descriptive Prose Is Useless If One Has Nothing To Say Review: I'm relieved to read many of the reviews of Janet Fitch's _White Oleander_. While it is true Fitch has a descriptive, "showing and not telling" quality to her work, she has no story-telling abilities whatsoever. I haven't been this depressed by a book... ever! I am depressed because I spent $12.00 on this book. I am depressed because such a gift of eloquence is being wasted. However, I am most depressed about the fact that I am near the final words of this book, and I can see no hope for closure. I have spent my time reading colourful and striking words that, just as Ingrid's poetry didn't reveal who she was, didn't make one bit of sense. This is no masterpiece. It is a facade... all smoke and mirrors. In the end, it's as satisfying as jello for dinner. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Answer: Negative

Question: Title: Rampton & Stauber excel with citations/end-notes Review: Not quite as good as Banana Republicans or Weapons of Mass Deception. There were few surprises for anyone who has been following the narrative closely these past 4 years. The best feature of Rampton and Stauber's books is the attention they pay to citing sources for facts they present in the book. The endnotes are copious and most include URLs to source documents. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Answer: Positive

Question: Title: Dixie Carter's Unworkout - I and II Review: I have used both of Dixie's UnWorkOut's for years and absolutely LOVE them! I haven't been able to do the routine since moving to Europe because our VHS does not work over here and I don't have the DVDs yet. Isn't there a way you could automatically ship them when they become available? Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Answer: