Title: My own Futurama, with blackjack! and hookers! Product review: Mmm. Tasty Futurama. How I have missed you.You have come back to me after years apart. Unfortunately, I can tell that your writers have not remained faithful. There are brief hints, albeit many of them, that show that your writers have pursued other projects, and did not spend our long nights together practicing dialog for Bender, Fry and all the rest.But not to worry. You have still warmed the cockles of my heart and tickled my funny bone. Like always, you manage to convince me to suspend my disbelief and follow along with your parables on the dangers of modern society.You tried to keep it subtle, but I saw that moral you introduced. I recognized that this whole production is either a warning not to play with time travel, or to not give out your personal information over the Internet.Oh, Futurama, how I have missed you. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Fear Factory's unofficial first album Product review: This album was recorded back in 1991 before Fear Factory even had a label. But it was recorded at Blackie Lawless's recording studio, so it has quality to it. It was never released however at the time because the band left the producer who threw this album together for them, so when they signed with RoadRunner, they re-recorded most of the songs from this album. Unfortunately, although exactly half of the songs from this album were re-recorded for their official debut (Soul of a New Machine), they were never able to top the recordings on this album. It's bone-crunching in every way you can imagine. Nearly all of the songs were later re-done by the band, even beyond Soul of a New Machine, but you'll never find better versions of these songs than on this album. Bone-crunching, loud, heavy, death metal from Fear Factory, if it wasn't for a select few tracks from their official studio release, this would be all you need. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Switching to pump method Product review: This little machine makes a wonderful milk frother, but that's about it. It burns the espresso EVERYTIME, despite all manner of variations in the process to try to remedy the problem. Since I don't particularly enjoy standing by to smell the emerging coffee at all times, I have ordered a Delonghi pump driven machine and eagerly await a good cuppa. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
