Title: A first rate... teen novel Product review: This book was amazing. Amazingly BAD. I'm 15 so I should enjoy all teen novels right? WRONG. This story was full of cliches and annoying similes and pathetic attempts at "deep" writing. The main character is Danny and he's hiding from 4 "gang" members on Alcatraz...sounds like a good premise, huh? So where did Eve Bunting, the author go wrong? Well, who cares?! The fact is she did and this book reeked! She kept throwing in little hints about the city of San Francisco that proved to be completely useless and no aid to the story whatsoever! This book should be banned from stores and libraries because surely it is not legal to write so horribly. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: Not worth buying one great track. Product review: Having heard one of the sharpest guitar hooks EVER in Kill Bill, Volume Whatever, I thought it would be worthwhile to buy this CD and go through the myriad of geek hoops to avoid copy-protection Hades to get in on my computer. Dude, save your money and just get the Kill Bill soundtrack. The rest of this CD is just 80s-awful. Completely beyond comprehension. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: Adorable! Product review: I bought this as a Christmas present for a younger sibling, and I must confess, I was a bit jealous when I handed over the gift. I can find little wrong with this fuzzy little bull. Some stuffed animals just have stranger faces than others--his is utterly adorable. His sturdy legs are bendable and there are no annoying inner supports, but he has no trouble standing up. This toy may not be indestructible in the ravages of a toddler's playtime, but for any child who cherishes and treats stuffed animals well, the Tumbleweed Bull ("Bulldozer," according to my little sibling) may just be the perfect toy.Would I recommend it? Let me just say that as I wrapped him up as a present, I seriously considered buying one for myself. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
flattering

Title: VIsta Software non-functional Product review: I have owned this printer for a few years and like the quality of the hardware. I operate on a home network, so my comments are relative to that environment. When I purchased this AIO unit, I had an XP computer and the HP Director software was somewhat problematic, but at least everything worked. Now that I have a Vista Ultimate computer I am forced to use the infamous HP Solutions Center software for Vista. Ironic name, given that the scanner cannot be made to work and there appears to be no solution to that issue. I spent 7.5 hours on the HP support chat site (after paying $25 for the privlege) without any success. The support personnel did not seem surprised that it did not work. Now, instead of retiring my old XP machine, I must keep it running so that I can use the scanner. I have purchased at least 6 HP printers over the years. This one will be the last. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
