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Title: Self-indulgent crap Product review: There are a few high points to this disc which I suppose make it worth owning, but on the whole I find it extemely off-putting. "Somewhere" will bring tears to your eyes, but, alas, the producer seemingly didn't have the balls to tell AF to wrap it up--and so it becomes tedious, the opposite of tasteful self-restraint. And Patti LaBelle? Well, she is the patron saint of masturbatory yammering. On the other hand, Brian Setzer cuts loose on "Jet Song" in a way that'd be certain to put a smile on the face of Mr. Bernstein. There are some nice interpretations, but all in all, it has an inorganic, overproduced, Yamaha DX7'y sound. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Doesn't Work Product review: The steamer never get hot enough to create steam. It would heat up slightly, the "ready" button would go off, but when you pressed the steam button nothing came out. It never worked, so I am sending it back. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Ames True Temper Arctic Blast Snow Shovel Product review: This has to be the worst snow shovel I have ever seen. It has this new fangled bend in the handle for some bright reason which actually contributes to its poor performance. The bend prevents you from using force, the shovel itself bends and the whole thing wobbles even under a few inches of fresh snow. In my opinion, what ever engineer was hired to design this should be fired immediately. And clearly, there was no testing done on this shovel. There is no way there was because it would have been quickly realized it's a piece of garbage. All I am happy about is I didn't buy it myself for home use but instead it was bought by my work for the office area. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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