Ques: Title: insane man trying to sound smart Product review: This book has proven to me, never judge a book. By the cover, by the reviews, or even by the first few pages. No judging. "Tintagle at high morning shines as though carved from tusk". A random sentence chosen from the book. This man is insane. "A maid that bleets from indoors" "goat feathers" How many goats have you seen with feathers? And whats all this about "petal sized snowflakes". Off of what flowers? I kept waiting for a King Arthur plot to show up, but the Merlin and Arthur type characters seem to be entirely different people. I think the guy tried way to hard adding in all of these religions, and nutso words, not to mention it back tracks constantly and is frequently inconsistant with just about everything. He needs to have his pen taken away and broken into tiny pieces. In other words I was very dissapointed. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
Ans: unflattering

Ques: Title: ST. ANGER IS FUNNY HA HA.... Product review: I play cards once a week with my brother and some good friends. All seven of us grew up together listening to good old school metal ( Metallica, Exodus, Slayer, Etc...)I'll never forget the first time at a game we put this record on.. We laughed so hard we had to turn it off to continue playing poker. We still pop it on every now and again when we feel like getting a good laugh out of it. We are all covinced that this album is just a spoof that James and Lars are trying to pull off, Like Spinal Tap or something.. They most likley left Kirk out of the loop just to goof on him too. He would jump in front of a train if they told him to, so I'm sure he went along with it, no questions asked.. No leads, really bad sound production, lyrics that sound like they were written by a retarded child, songs that go on and on forever.. It's got to be a prank... Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
Ans: unflattering

Ques: Title: Nice piece of equipment Product review: This came promptly in a large and heavy box. The instructions could have been better as there were a few things that were not clear, but I was able to assemble it without much problem in about an hour. In general everything was in good shape, but as another reviewer noted, there were small tears on the arm pads. It is very sturdy, but after a few weeks of use I need to go back and retighten some of the bolts in the base. I mostly use it for the dips and pullups and have had no problems. The handbars for doing pushups are a good idea but not very useful, if you are not careful about your position you will hit your head on the cross beam - some other reviewers have noted this. Even when I am positioned correctly my hair brushes against the bar so I rarely use it for pushups. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
Ans: flattering

Ques: Title: Stinks! Product review: This coffemeker is made of a plastic that when heated it sticks so bad that you have to areate the house!!!Tried to wash it with vinagre as suggested by the Krups Customer Service, but it keeps on stinking!!We had a Krups coffemaker in the past and we had no such a problem. We had to send this one back for credit. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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