Question: Title: cacaphony Product review: if your ears could smell crap that's the sensation you'd get. I can't understand how anyone can judge this mouseketeer, garage band done by middle school kids whose parents bought them instruments 4 weeks ago for Christmas, as deserving a record label and a career. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
Answer: unflattering

Question: Title: Poorly written and insulting Product review: Let me first say that I read the reviews of this work and rushed out and bought it. I wish I had slowed down and read a few pages in the store, because I would have left it there. I found this book insulting on more levels then one, to the point that I was unable to finish it. All of the characters were simple and single minded with no signs of intelligent life anywhere to be found! I am at a lose of words to describe how bad this book is. I would recommend, despite what you have read here, don't buy it. For the record, I am an avid reader who enjoys the likes of Toni Morrison, Alice Walker, Anne Rice, Terry McMillan, Valerie Wilson Wesley, and many others. If you want a good, easy read about African American life, I would suggest Tryin' to Sleep in the Bed You Made. It is a much better read! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
Answer: unflattering

Question: Title: I'd rather read a text book Product review: There are so many talented writers out there you shouldn't have to waste time on this book.It is very rare that I dislike a book as much as I do this one. The characters in this book are unrealistic and have no motivation, add to that the plot is so dull I'd rather try reading a textbook. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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