Title: No Closed Captioning Product review: I'm not sure if there's a different version, but the one I have does not have closed captioning. Unfortunate for those of us that are deaf or hard of hearing. The only thing in the menu is an episode guide. No audio selections, no subtitle selections, nothing. Very disappointed since I was really looking forward to watching the series in order. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Patricia Cornwell at her very worst Product review: The only reason I gave this one star is because there isn't an option of no stars. Absolutely one of the worst books I've ever read. I normally love Patricia Cornwell and have every book in her Kay Scarpetta series, but here she's humiliated herself beyond words. Her editor and publisher should be ashamed of themselves. I will be attempting to sell my copy of this book. What a waste of money. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Not Appropriate for Children! Product review: I agree with Jane! I bought this video for my four year old son because he's a Spider-man fanatic. Little did I know that this series is not meant for children. When we started to watch with him, I couldn't believe what I was hearing so I flipped the box over to find the rating (never dreaming there was one since I bought this in a toy store right next to a stack of Teletubbie videos!) There is a PGV rating on the back for violence but they don't tell you about the adult language as well as the sexual references. Needless to say we shut it off and tried to distract him with a more appropriate video for his age. I don't know if I'd let my 16 year old watch this! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Elizabeth George Speare rocks! Product review: Well, I've read of all of Speare's works that I can find, The Bronze Bow (awesome), The Sign of the Beaver, Calico Captive (finished it in a day), and The Witch of Blackbird Pond. This one beat them all! I never thought that she could write anything better than the Bronze Bow, but obviously, I was completely mistaken. In fact, this novel replaced my longstanding favorite book, Jane Eyre, as it slowly but surely crept its way up to number 1. I loved it; it's awesome; what else do I need to say? However, if you have no idea what good literature is, then you won't like this outstanding novel. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
