Title: Chinese water torture for your ears Review: What can I say. Somehow I managed to order this album by mistake when I ordered the dresden dolls, but just to be sure I listened to it once through. Now, I am a pretty avid music lover, and most things I like - or at least I don't REALLY dislike. But as soon as I heard this, I knew I never wanted to hear it again. A lot of peole seem to like her, and she gets some great reviews, but maybe those people are just tired of the same recycled pop and confusing this nonsense with "originality". Its original all right. Originally bad. I guess its just not my sort of thing. The music is gloomy - creepy even. Her voice is erie in a way that grates on your nerves. It seems exactly like the sort of music the characters of "Crash" would listen to before they cracked up their cars and had sex in the wreckage. If thats what you're into, buy this album, you'll love it. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: broken when opened Review: BRAND NEW - OUT OF THE BOX - PLUG IT IN AND COMPRESSOR STARTS RUNNING-FAN NOT ON. NEVER ABLE TO GET COMPRESSOR TO TURN OFF UNLESS I UNPLUGED UNIT. RECOMMEND YOU NOT BUY HAIER - MY SECOND BAD EXPERENCE WITH HAIER AIR CONDITIONERS=EDC Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Size is crazy small, I'm a big dude I bought a big size. It was like I had bought a size medium. Review: This shirt runs wicked small, it was a waste of money. I ended up giving it away. Stay away from this shirt. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: worst book I've read this year Review: Badly written, terrible use of adjectives, many illogical leaps, sexist. and it never got any better. don't waste your money. Is the review positive or negative?
