Title: Ohmigod! Product review: My wife and I rented this movie, expecting to see a quirky thriller...well, quirky we got. Thrills we didn't. This was a pointless film, unless you like movies without a point--in that case, "art film" might describe it. It's something that Roger Ebert might have given a "thumbs-up" to, but that usually means that it's dull, depressing, and/or Oscar worthy. This film might fit the first two, but it's about as Oscar worthy as "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." When it hits the $5.00 bin at Wal-Mart, offer them a dollar for it--and keep the receipt! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: This was just a waste of time.Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Product review: This movie sucked. Rob Zombie's art used to be making songs about cheesy horror flick type stuff and that was awesome but this movie just showed that he also has a new art(making incredibly stupid,unarguably cheesy horror flicks).What the hell was he thinking?Despite the review Tobe Hooper gave him, this movie is nowhere near as good as Poltergeist and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(those movies kicked ass!).Personally I think Tobe Hooper should have kicked Rob's ass for making this garbage instead of giving him an undeserving round of applause.This is the worst movie Ive ever seen next to Tim Burton's atrocious Planet Of The Apes remake.This sucks! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Cheap product Product review: This is a very cheap product, so don't expect much. I guess you get what you pay for. You would do better by going to your local sports shop. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Silpruf Product review: This product was chosen because of its excellent expansion and contraction properties. Clean up was easy. Best to use entire tube during one session - lost contents out of the side on the second day of use Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
