Title: EMO Review: If you were wondering how their new music would sound, what genre they were going to get placed into now that they decided to go another way, then the best I can come up with is that they have joined the emo mainstream. Listening to their new music wants me to slit my wrists, its so panzyish that all i visualise during the songs is a blooming field of pink tulips with all band members groping eachother. Very soft songs, very sappy lyrics, a mix between new kids on the block and jimmy eat world. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Great Story Review: "The True Story of the Three Little Pigs" is a great read for young and old. You will laugh out loud! Is the review positive or negative?
Positive

Title: Very Disappointed! Review: I should have known that there was something fishy when the product details said that the product dimensions are 13 x 10.5 x 2.5 inches and 3.8 pounds when the shipping weight said 2.15 pounds. In actuality it is 12 X 10 X 2.5 and comes in a CHEAP (do not even know if it IS wood) box AND it weighs 1.14 pounds on my postal scale. However, to be fair, I have not taken the plastic wrapper off because it is a gift so it could be very, VERY thin wood. In addition, the container opens like a box rather than a chest. There are no hinges on the back. I am very disappointed with this tea "chest" AND it's price! Is the review positive or negative?
