Question: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: SO not scary ..... Review: I used to love reading Simmons - but no more. It's seems as if he goes to the library, reads up on a subject, then sprinkles the findings of his research into his latest novel - whether it has anything to do with the story or not. In this case: not. There's a blurb on the back cover from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch which says, "One of the scariest and most unnerving ghost stories to come along in quite some time." Wow - I wonder what that guy was smoking. The tip off should have been the blurb by Stephen King on the cover which says, "I am in awe of Dan Simmons", which doesn't refer to this book or ANY book. He's probably in awe that Simmons can get away with publishing this crap.
Answer: dissatisfied

Question: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: Pooped Out After Six Weeks Review: I bought this at a retail store and, at first, thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. I was very impressed with the design. The pop-out, self contained, dust bin is wonderful and easy to do. I used it daily and the only complaint I had was it was a bit loud. I did notice that it did not do well on uneven surfaces. All in all, I thought it was great until one day I turned it on and NADA. All of a sudden it's not working. So I took it back and got a refund since I only had it for six weeks.
Answer: dissatisfied

Question: Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied? Title: Ladies and gentlemen,its DOOM METAL!!! Review: This is a mini album made up mostly of songs from their first studio album Lamentations and one extra track Manowar's Gloves of Metal,which for me made the price of this release seem more than worth it.Solstice actually manages to show up Manowar's original by downtuning and throwing in some amazing solos,hectic rhythms and interesting breaks,not to mention the double bass drumming we've all come to be familiar with from other doom classics.This album brings to mind Black Sabbath and at times Candlemass to create an interesting layer of past influence and the beginnings of technical proficiency.Slow and lumbering,Halcyon should please any fan of doom metal or classic black metal that cares to take a chance on something new.
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