Title: Please don't hit me daddy... Product review: After our nightly punishment sessions for being bad children, my mom would give my sister and me a nice glass of Tuscan Whole Milk. Now, years later I use Tuscan to escape the problems of the world.Laid off? Have some milk. Girlfriend left you? Have some milk. Found out that rash might just be a bad case of the Herp? Tuscan is there for you.Tuscan Whole Milk helped me mask the years of physical and emotional abuse that I received from Daddy, and it can help promote escapism in your life too. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Great CD, unique style Product review: This is a really good album. When I first bought it I was really unsure of it, and it took a few listens until I really got hooked. Dido has an awesome voice, and it is also very unique. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: The Shoulder strap falls apart within a few months Product review: I have had two of these (the first was replaced for free). In both cases the shoulder-strap materials frayed and separated. It is too bad because otherwise it is a nice backpack. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: A great CD, but what else would you expect from the Beatles? Product review: This is a fabulous CD to add to your collection! Every song on this is a great song to listen and dance to. I guarantee you'll be singing along! I bought this CD because I saw the movie (a great movie), and what a surprise I got when I found six other fabulous songs on it that weren't even in the movie! You won't regret getting this! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
