Title: Artsy-fartsy garbage. Product review: Couldn't understand the hype and praise about this smothering piece of forgettable artsy-fartsy film. My friend and I could not wait to get out of the movie. Sensory overload, pseudo-intellectual/historical overkill, a morass of images and cacophonies---please, spare us and other hapless victims this unnecessary cinematic trash. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: IS THIS RAMMSTEIN ??????? Product review: I am a great Rammstein's fan, but this cd really disapointed me. I can't imagine the band performing songs like this on the stage. The DVD is fantastic, great old songs that make us full of energy, but the CD is a "German-sugar-metal" ! What`s the next ? Rammstein performing with an Philarmonic Orchestra like Metallica ? Making a duet with Celine Dion ? Come on guys, give us your best and heavy sound with a furious and noise guitars, and a agressive and consistent voice from Lindemann. If you want to invest your money, buy the old albuns from Amazon at the half price of Rosenrot. If you want to spend, try the new one. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Overmarketed, overwritten, overwrought Product review: Mr. Wolfe just came to not one but three bookstores near me to sell this book and I must say, I can see why he needs to. In fact, all the bookstores emphasized that he WOULD NOT sign any of his other books--I could sympathize with the earlier review about the fan who was harassed in the library (a library?!)for trying. Having been able to get his other, good books, onto the bestseller lists without having to personally sign each and every one, Mr. Wolfe seems to be exerting great labors to sell this one because it takes great labors to read it. I finally gave up on page 300, tried, and tried again, but after the umpteenth jarringly "off" cultural reference and umpteenth rapturious description of male "abs and pecs," and umpteeth cardboard do-people-really-talk-in-expository-sermons character monologue had to slam it shut forever. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Fantastic guitar sound Product review: I'm a sucker for unique guitar tunes and Link Wray delivers in spades. The sound from start to finish is so different from anything else that its hard to believe you don't hear it more often today. If all you have ever heard is Rumble or Jack the Ripper then you've only tasted the tip of the iceberg. All of the tracks on this album have that signature sound of Wray working his guitar like some inspired mad genius. Definitely pick this up if you are any kind of rock'n'roll fan. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
