Title: This movie made me stupid Product review: As the title of my review suggests, this movie is responsible for destroying a considerable percentage of my intellect. Here's a tip for all english majors who aspire to write techno-thrillers: Proper grammar is no substitute for content. Apparently, Hollywood writers don't agree. I call this syndrome, "The fact that you can say something without breaking grammatical rules doesn't mean that you know what you are talking about." Depending on my mood, I might also call it, "I dropped in a logic bomb and pushed it through the trap door," or even, "Stick to love stories, you technically incompetent ninnies." Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: ANYONE HEAR OF Nick Roeg's WALKABOUT 1971 ??? Product review: How could anyone with half a knowledge of film even warrant this "A FAR OFF PLACE" from being anything but a trite, boring, horrible film and poorly made rip off from the 1971 film WALKABOUT? The original 1971 film story and might I add original novel is "Two children are stranded in the Australian outback and are forced to cope on their own until they meet an Aborigine who helps them across the desert".PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ignore the horrible film "A Far Off Place" and see the original film made 20 years before. (...) Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: I'm Astonished! Product review: Any respect I had for Binchy has been obliterated. I've read a number of her previous books and usually found them rather mindless but enjoyable, excluding Quentins and The Scarlet Feather.I am still in shock, however, to have read in "Nights of Rain and Stars" her characterization of Vonni's being an alcoholic as having been a weak person. Hello? Maeve? Maybe you haven't heard, but it's been determined that alcoholism is a disease. This just blows me away!Ms. Binchy's writing has always been a bit on the prudish side and a bit stilted, but this is just plain out of touch with reality. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
