Title: too long! Product review: I been wit Luda. Dog, I got it in my back for the first time wit ma boy! I remember it like yesterday, fool, me an tha prince smokin purple together. He say, "Boo, you ever been freaked in THAT way?" I said no, but it might hurt. He took out that foot long meat (you'd pay ten bucks for that ish at Kroger, believe dat!) and I thought, "damn, he gon rip me another one of dem junts." Luda lubed up, an I got excited, starting to pre-cum, but made myself hold on. Now, I'm packin'-- 8 inches mane! But Luda, he just made me feel like a lil un, like I was bein raped by a demon. He toe me up! Damn, that sum long meat. Too long, an dats why dis mark get 1 star--fo flodgin like he gon take care of me an mine and leavin my hairy sef in tha cold. You too raw. Luda! It gon come back ta bite yo rump, trick! He say, "go ta sleep, ho," but I'm a get right. My money comin, believe dat! Yeah, I'm a mane, what? Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: Learn how to use it and will have hot water for many many hours Product review: This bottle is a perfect devise for storing hot water-hot coffe, etc. Because of its size, it can be stored at your bag, carry on your hands, everything. Makes almost 800mL, daily dose of coffee. I use it for store hot water for drink my "Chimarro" (Brasilian mate tea).How to obtain excellent results: Fill the bottle with hot water and leave it for some minutes...5min until you wait the water you are going to use gets hot or boiled...or when you are waiting the coffee machine. Then save the hot water of the "pre-warming step"(for not loose water, greener thought of the day) and put your boiled water, hot tea or coffee, etc. I have prepare today at 7am the bottle with almost 80 Celcius water. Now is 12.30pm and the water is still very hot.Conclusion: Buy it. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
flattering

Title: Addictively oustanding Product review: The first time I seen Orphen a friend had it. I did want to give it back. Orphen is magically addictive and oustandingly plotted. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
