Title: LOOKS LIKE AN OLD STAG MOVIE Review: A very cheap, and crude, movie, even by 1930s standards----only reason professional critics and others rave about this junk is because a famous director made it.This is, basically, a silent movie---a couple years after THE JAZZ SINGER.HORROR OF DRACULA, from terrance fisher, is a million times better, though fisher isn't the respectable celebrity like the director of this junk that pretentious movie fans admire. Is this product review negative?
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Title: Actually, it's minus five stars Review: I sat through this horrible piece of garbage in the theater, sitting beside my four year old son who didn't know any better. There's no plot to speak of, no script worth remarking, but only Ernest and companions seemingly ad libbing (badly) their way through the landscape with a giant cannon.I was a fan of the earlier Ernest movies, liked the impossibly dopey humor, but this isn't just the bottom of the Ernest barrel, it's actually a deep pit beneath the barrel, close to the core of the earth, where terrible creatures lurk.If you must buy this awful thing, do not watch it with the children. They don't want to see what's inside your stomach. Is this product review negative?
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Title: Too bad... Review: Visually, this production is a disaster. The director simply destroyed the charm of Tchaikovsky's creation in a twisted way. This is really frustrating, because musically this is an excellent production. Listen with your TV closed... Is this product review negative?
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Title: Needs more Escence Review: I agree with everyone else. This could have been a lot better than anyother string tribute for any other band. I feel like if this could have been professionally produced and planned. This could have riveled Metallica's famed CD. It needs an entire Orcestra, and If they want to really flare it up get Amy to sing. But we may have to wait until there are more albums for this to work. A greatest hits album will probably be the thing to do. Is this product review negative?
