Title: *cough* Product review: I had great expectations for this movie, but then I saw it and found out it was not that great of a movie. The only scene I liked in this movie was the begining fight. The rest of the movie went too slow and boring. Frodo (Elijah Woods) had a constipated look through the whole film and was just bothering me. The dark riders had an annoying screech and the fight sequence between Gandalf and the evil wizard was cheap and disappointing. I hope/wish the next two will be better than this very disappointing start to the world of the lord of the rings. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: Review of Loeb's Callihroe Product review: This is a great edition of a frankly flat work. I've read several Hellenistic 'erotica,' and found this to be the dullest yet. However, I want to emphasize that Goold has done a great job of translating, introducing and editing this text. HIs thoughtful footnotes were especially appreciated. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: The Worst Thing I've Ever Read. Period. Product review: I'm serious about that. ... The comic strip Beetle Bailey is more militarily accurate (and frankly, more mature too).Not only does it seem to have been written by a team of apes with crayons, it's also unnecessarily vulgar. I don't have any problem with gritty language in a book aimed at mature readers; but this book's plot is aimed at pre-teen level, and much of the language used is pretty foul.If you're interested in military thrillers, try elsewhere. Tom Clancy, for instance. As for this lump of trash I can only recommend it as good kindling. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
