Title: Moves around too much Review: It does not fit as well as I expected in my cup holder in my truck. It tends to bounce out and cell phones do not stay put Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: It is what it is Review: OK, so it's Dan Brown and not likely to go down as a "literary masterpiece" but, you know what, it's a decent read and a great "beach book" when you're on holiday and watching the sun come up and go down. For all those whining about it being inaccurate and silly; try doing better yourself. Any book (that isn't Harry Potter) that has people reading and talking about it can't be all bad can it? Is the review positive or negative?
Positive

Title: Honestly!!!! Review: In the Seventies "Saturday Night Live" hypothesized what if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly. This five minute sketch was everything "Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter isn't-smart, funny, and brief. The film's concept of our greatest President being a slayer of vampires par excellence is palatable for maybe a half hour. After that you're longing for a repeat of "The Life and Times of Desmond Pfeiffer". Where to begin. The story is tacky. The acting is wooden. The effects are pedestrian. The gore is a bore. I also found it offensive, even in a fantasy, the suggestion that Lincoln's mother Nancy and his son Willie were killed by vampires. I was also repulsed by the conceit that the Civil War was really a battle between the vampires and the mortals. Regardless, I can't imagine how this debacle was greenlighted other than the involvement of Tim Burton. Steven Spielberg's "Lincoln" will be discussed for generations to come. This flick will always be the punchline to a bad joke. Is the review positive or negative?
