Title: A long hot bath... Review: Much like our heroine's favorite salve for all that ails her, this book is one long, luxurious, bubble bath. Living in LA and working in the screentrade, I totally bought into the 'weird' characters. The mismatched people who become friends and lovers. Los Angeles is a patchwork quilt and the film business itself seems to be the batting. I enjoyed the namedropping of titles, quotations, and authors. This book felt fresh to me while living amongst the filmies that routinely quote lines of dialogue (say hello to my little friend) but haven't picked up a book in years. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Positive

Title: don't bother Review: The base for the revolving shoe organizer is not wide enough making the unit prone to tipping. The seperate shoe holders are too close together. Overall, it might be good for womens shoes but not for mens. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Negative

Title: If only I could give ZERO stars Review: Constant false alarms in the middle of the day. And then when one presses the "Hush" feature it runs through a variety of smoke and carbon monoxide alarm demos before it shuts up. Then, the other night at 2:45 am I get "SCREEEECH SCREECCH LOW BATTERY!!!! LOW BATTERY!!!" and it would not quiet and even after tearing the POS out of the wall it still would not shut up, so I had to wrap it in a towel and stick it in the fridge to get some sleep. I called their customer service and got an obnoxiously rude woman named "Heather" who was little to no help. Something that is supposed to save lives should not be so faulty. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
