Question: Title: NOT UP TO KOONTZ STANDARDS! Review: I have read just about all of Koontz's work and this is his poorest effort. Usually I can't put down reading his novels--but this one was work. Too slow and weak plot. Dean -don't write another one like this! Is this product review negative?
Answer: Yes

Question: Title: Doesn't work well Review: The phone refuses to connect upon first hitting the talk button in response to a phone call. Then it makes a very grating noise before clearing up. And, for some reason, the caller ID will not display. Finally, everyone tells me not to use the speaker feature because my words are indecipherable. Other than that, the phone is fine . . . Is this product review negative?
Answer: Yes

Question: Title: Made me happier Review: Design and ease of read makes this a good, quick pick-me-up. I'm not the most hardcore cynic, but this book brought me instant optimism during a very depressing time of my life. Yes, I admit, it had to do a lot with the design of the book. It's pretty. But dammit, that makes me happy. Is this product review negative?
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