Question: Title: This doesn't deserve any stars Product review: This book is just plain awful. There's no way of getting around it. It's just bad writing- plain and simple. Save your money and your time. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
Answer: unflattering

Question: Title: The longest three hours ever Product review: After a whizbang opening that really gets your hopes up, Magnolia rapidly becomes unwatchable. You, the viewer, get treated to a 10 minute version of "One is the Lonliest Number" (at earshattering volume), a seemingly endless parade of pathetic, one-dimensional losers who are impossible to care about, an actual music video (! ), two major characters dying of cancer, and finally an EVENT which is supposed to tie everything together in some sort of profound way (it doesn't.) PT Anderson seems like too nice a guy to tell his actors to tone things down. I can't remember the last time I saw so much hammy acting: everybody is crying and screaming and/or cursing all of the time. Anderson is great at moving the camera, and he has a good eye for lighting and composition. He would make a wonderful commercial director. And the special effects during the EVENT are a lot of fun to watch. After watching this film I really appreciated what Robert Altman accomplished with "Short Cuts". Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
Answer: unflattering

Question: Title: Good for Young Children Product review: I have seen this movie, and this is better than all the movies I've seen. Owens figures out Hubble is from outer space, it sounds like a gig from "E.T.". I like the comedy in this movie most of all. In all of the movies I've seen I would recommend this to Children and Adults who are dog lovers. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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