Title: Great table- awful to assemble Product review: We made the mistake of waiting until 8pm on Christmas Eve to assemble this table. There were FIVE adults and it took us FIVE hours. The instructions are not great but bearable. The main issue is that the holes are cheaply made and the screw do not want to go in. We literally had to hold the table on its side and just keep wiggling it to get the screw in. VERY FRUSTRATING but we muddled through. Once assembled, the table looks great and is stable.I am excited that the train is not affixed to the table and the table could be used for some other activity if my son outgrows his interest in trains. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
flattering

Title: Don't waste your money on this product. Product review: I actually saw this product 1st on one of the home shopping channels as I was flipping through. It was selling for $15 + $6 S&H. I was excited when I found it on Amazon for under $10 with free shipping, so I decided to give it a try. The product needed assembly, and there were no instructions as to how to put the blade on. There were instructions for installing the battery and for the adaptors, but not the main blade. It was well sealed in clamshell packaging, otherwise I might have thought I had received a previously opened product. After snapping it together, it was so flimsy that I used tape to hold it together. The light did not work, and it pulled the hairs instead of cutting them which was painful. Kudos to Amazon for the way they painlessly handled the return of this worthless product, especially since it is a personal care item. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: Pearls Before Swine entertains so darn good! Product review: This first collection of PBS (Pearls Before Swine) strips is a great introduction to the main characters. Pig, Rat, Zebra & Goat tell it like it is, from their own extreme points of view.It's easy to identify with each of the characters, because we all have a little of each within us. Along the way, there are deliciously bad puns, biting social commentary and pages upon pages of nonsense.Take your first dip into the PBS world here, or re-visit the laughs you've already had. You won't be disappointed! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
