Title: Blind date does publishing!!! Product review: Blind date is a TV show that has probably launched a thousand books. This is just the one that has the official seal of approval. Although quirky, all over the map, and extremely anecdotal, this guide manages to accomplish the very same thing that the show does. It's like a literary report done on the Jerry Springer show. It leaves you gawking in disbelief while you're subconsciously thanking God that your own dating experiences are nowhere near as crazy as these folks! A very guilty pleasure. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: NO STRAWS! Product review: I don't particularly like the taste of coconut water, but I use it in my protein shakes for extra hydration and minerals instead of water. If you want to take these individual servings with you, beware... There were NO STRAWS attached to the drinks, nor were they in the box. Not sure how you are expected to drink from it. Heads up! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Very Interesting Product review: I enjoyed reading this book and learned lots of different uses for the ACV which I did not know about. I will be putting it to the test. Prompt service from Amazon as well. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Book Length Product review: Did anybody who ordered this book expecting it to be the complete works of Nietzsche look at the listed book length? How could anybody expect his complete works to be less than 300 pages? Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
