Title: Joke Review: Nothing like the original and full of stupid stuff, a slave writing with a ball-point pen dressed in a leather jacket, please!! Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: A Nice Travel Back in Time Review: The book I received was exactly as advertised & the fast way thwe order was procesed & sent to me was really nice. All in all, A nice experience altogether. Is the review positive or negative?
Positive

Title: Ehh.... Review: While this is a moderately good monster movie, this is a horrible Godzilla movie. It's virtually identical to "The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms". And another thing that bugs me about this movie is the total lack of research. In the film, the AH-64 Apache helicopter is shown as a one-man chopper with guns on either side of the cockpit. The real AH-64 is a two-man chopper with one machine gun mounted UNDER the cockpit. Also, the creature's claws are all wrong. Lizard claws are flat on the bottom, whereas the creature's are rounded, like birds. And whoever came up with that "within a year, these 200 babies could become 40,000" line should watch the movie again. The first one wasn't able to lay eggs until it was at least thiry years old. Thirty years seems like planty of time to hunt down and destroy those hatchlings. Is the review positive or negative?
