Title: Maybe the worst, most boring movie I've ever seen. Product review: I knew I was in trouble when after 2 hours I was still waiting for this movie to become interesting. The only thing worse than the picture itself was the three note "sound track" played by a guy with one finger. If you must see this movie, I'd rent it and only if you can't find ANYTHING else to rent. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: Didn't like it much Product review: In my opinion, this book is Michael Crichton's most boring novel I've ever read. I had trouble understanding this book. But judging from my memories, I think this would've been a better book if I understood it better, but who knows? I just didn't like it that much the time I read it plus the trouble-understanding, so it's 2 stars for me. Some memories also kick back to me that I almost fell asleep reading it or yawned. (But these are just my views.) Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: An enjoyable listen... Product review: I like EARTH. I have for awhile now. This is an EP, and as such, it is pretty short. I haven't heard everything that they did in the past, but judging from what I know, this EP is like EARTH 2 junior. Not as monolithic and friggin' crazy as EARTH 2, but not as "poppy" as Pentastar. I enjoy Carlson's riffin. I guess that is all I have to say about it. If you enjoy the sonic stylings of EARTH, than why not buy this one too? I mean, come on. It is only 9 bucks or whatever. What the hell else would you do with that money? Spend it on fast food? Or maybe a couple packs of smokes? Buy the CD, and then take your Lim' Bizkut and Deftone CDs to the used store, sell them and then go buy your smokes. You are welcome. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
flattering

Title: the creepiest page turner... Product review: After starting this book, I found myself abandoning the tv, laundry, everything just to read a few more pages. I too, was confused at the ending though. I had to go back and reread the last 2 chapters a few times. It ends sort of abruptly but still, I would recommend this book for anyone who likes to look over their shoulder for the remainder of the night after finishing this. Also, the short stories written by Viola within the book are awesome as well. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
