Q: Title: Always spoils early Product review: It's funny to have this topic here at all, but since we're discussing Tuscan Farms milk...I live in Queens, NYC, and in 5 years of buying Tuscan Farms brand from my supermarket, it always goes bad within about 4 days, usually 3-4 days before its expiration date. I've never bought milk that so regularly goes bad so soon.I don't know whether the problem is company-wide, or just my supermarket or geographical area, but I probably have stopped buying Tuscan for good. I really should have stopped buying it years ago, but I guess when it comes to milk, I'm an optimist (or a slow learner)... Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
A: unflattering


Q: Title: What a horrible piece of trash! Product review: Honestly, are these people kidding?!?! Mystery Science Theatre wouldn't know where to begin in spoofing this movie. Please don't waste your money or your time watching this. It's 3 hours of painful and pathetic acting and "special" effects. I seriously thought it was suppose to be a joke. It had to be shot with 99% green screen. In one scene you can see the woman under attack turn into a doll! In another the stagecoach looks like its moving by use of a paper stagecoach glued to a popcicle stick. I half expected to see a "Monty Python" hand moving it. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
A: unflattering


Q: Title: Certainly not what we expected Product review: My children and I are all fans of The Polar Express book and we did enjoy the movie as well. My youngest son, for whom I purchased this book, came to me with his 'review' before I had to ask... and then we gave the book away. Unfortunately, the book was not worth the money we paid for it, and even if it had been free, we would have not enjoyed it. This book is truly `the beginning', only telling the very first part of the story. While it is a Early Reader, it just wasn't interesting or enjoyable for my `beginning reader' to read, especially since we have the original book and the movie. Perhaps if it were sold in a set with other books that continue the story, it would be more enjoyable.. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
A: unflattering


Q: Title: Great movie. But not the best. Product review: I like this movie. It is funny, humorous and too stupid. But this one is not the best comedy. There are funnier. I'm not gonna tell you the plot like I never do, but I suggest you watch it. If you do not, then it's not the end of the world. If you like comedies that gross and very stupid like a typical Carrey flick, then watch it. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
