Title: BORING BOOK! but SOME good info Product review: ok this book is like really boring! but if you are willing to go on a diet the hard way this book is for you! it's not exactly what i thought it will be because i usually look for books on dieting that are simple and affective! i'm 11 and my weight is like 95 pounds! i don't wanna be a fat so! i was looking for a boook to help get rid of my fat easily and quickly but i guess this book is not right for me! try a book called Eat more, weigh less : Dr. Dean Ornish's life choice program for losing weight safely while eating abundantly if ya wanna loose weight by eating only! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Total Sham Product review: The reason these "scientists" are not hired is because they are not scientists. They don't do experimental research that is peer-reviewed, revised, published and then challenged by attempts at replication. They only critique work that has been thoroughly researched and found to be the best explanation so far of observable phenomena. Thank God, they were not hired. If they had been hired, the university that hired them would be criminally liable. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Two stars off for a dumb director Product review: The person controlling the "creative" aspects of Cloverfield should be beaten with the piece of rebar he impaled one of his characters with. People don't run around after being impaled on rebar for several hours. Helicopters don't fall fifty stories and then have three survivors emerge from within to run around waiting to die. For this and many other implausibilities that go beyond the realm of suspension of disbelief I take away one star. I award a second beating with a piece of rebar to the side of the director's face for trying to be artsy and I take away a second star because the stupid, idiotic and nauseating camera technique did NOT make the story any better, it made the film hard to watch instead. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: terrible, painful and dangerous Product review: These snack traps are the worst. Such cheesy quality and the "trap" is sooo sharp! I cannot believe this is marketed for kids or anyone. Stick your hand inside and try pulling out a snack = ouch!!! My son is teeny tiny and he would scream in pain trying to get his little hand out of the trap, the edges are crazy sharp and scratched up his hands!!! What sort of product is this? Can someone please say, recall?!!!! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
