Title: no there there Product review: I thought this book would be light and funny and at first I was into it. The best scenes are the ones that open the book. Unfortunately, as the story goes on the main character and his puppet show become first tiresome, then irritating. The women especially are just cardboard figures and you wind up not caring who the guy hooks up with. Also the book starts to seem like an endless slog. I have to admit, I finally gave up about two thirds of the way through it. In the end, there just isn't enough wit to sustain an entire book. It's like listening to a standup comedian who has 5 minutes of funny material but won't let you leave the club even though his act has run dry. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: love Product review: Love is such a cool band. I'm in high school right now and i'm just getting into cool old garage rock and this stuff is so cool. it rocks harder than the stuff on the radio now. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
flattering

Title: Not very good at all. Product review: This has gotta be one of the worst, grueling things I've read. It's one thing when you use descriptions to describe and enrich. It's a completely different other when you use them to take up space in a book. It feels as if the author wrote too many unnecessary details. Whereas Jordan's details add taste and texture to thicken the plot, Patton's details are just there; blocking the conveying of adventure or excitement or whatever it is that she had intended this to convey. Something's wrong with it, but I'm not sure if it's the excessive details, or if it's the way her details aren't woven but stick out like sore thumbs, or what...but for some reason, it doesn't quite fit very well. You may want to read this before buying it...read at least part of the book, the first two chapters or any random chapter in the middle, and you'll see what I'm talking about. Or if you don't, and you still like it, yeah, go ahead and buy it. But just a caution...read before buy. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
