Title: Hope there's a good return policy. CRAP PRODUCT! Review: Got 3 of these and the 1st one just flickered. The second and third failed in a similar way before the night was over. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Couldn't get into it. Review: A very slow-moving, frustrating reading experience. I couldn't get into it and didn't finish it. Ended by skipping around, trying to get re-interested. What some people mean by "poetic" is what others would call aimless, a device to avoid actually having to interpret anything. Instead, the author gives snapshot histories. Some people call that "postmodern" instead of lazy or not very well done. Not my taste, although apparently others liked it well enough. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Get a mac and the macintosh version for no worry installation Review: I had heard horrible things and experienced terrible things on the windows version. Every type of installation problem imangible. NOw on the Macintosh version i have not had any problems. Its not adobes fault here its microsofts for making a poor product. It seems the issues are in the OS and mainly vista. Although some lie in older versions. I would be careful when installing this on windows and make sure you back up everything before hand. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: The Emperor Has No Clothes Review: I have recently poured through the remastered Beatles' CDs which naturally led to a revisit of the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds. Wanting more, I decided to purchase Brian Wilson's Smile, which I had never before heard. What a complete disappointment. As much as I want to love this album, it is a shell of what it would have been if released when originally conceptualized in 1967. But even imagining Brian Wilson singing at his best, the album is a poor attempt at outdoing Pet Sounds. Reminds me of Michael Jackson's release of Bad after the monster hit album Thriller--he was obsessed with outdoing Thriller but came up way short. The same is true of Smile; I find it unworthy of release, particularly with Brian Wilson's vocal range so limited. Why didn't anyone tell him? Clearly, Brian Wilson recognized this in 1967 and made the correct decision to abandon the project. Is the review positive or negative?
