You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product? Review title: P*A*R*T*Y T*I*M*E!!!!!! Product review: All you want to do is get up and DANCE!A MUST for your Mardi Gras party or any party for that matter.You feel like you are in New Orleans!
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You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product? Review title: Dorf Is Great- Great Fun Product review: Purchase this set of Dorf, as we have been a Tim Conway fan for many many years. This set was on sale and the delivery time was very fast. The video and audio quality was EXCELLENT for the whole set. Buying this set was a great lesson, you don't have to have crude jokes or crude pictures to make you laugh. This set is for everyone and my 9 year old grandson, laughed so hard he was in tears. We even purchased 2 other sets for gifts and our neighbors loved them. If you are an adult or have kids, this set is a must. We watched them over and over. Good clean fun and laughter. 5 Big Stars on this product.
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You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product? Review title: These are inadvertently disposable Product review: I don't have the money to buy wrist hooks for each and every back targeted workout I do, but I guess if I did, and if this product boasted its excellence as a disposable item, I'd give it a couple extra starts. Contrarily, these are meant for multiple uses, but you will find that you can only use them once before they self destruct. The Velcro is configured so that it tears itself up structurally like a rabid dog eating it's own flesh, like an arsonist torching his own home, like an attorney melting down and sabotaging his own case, like a dictator selling out his country to Western corporatocracy. These hooks suck that bad and the sad part is it would be so easy for the company to modify the product and circumnavigate the failure. Until then, SPRI can suck it and suck it well.
