Q: Title: Like Water Dehydrating Review: This mystery has it all: awkward writing, a simplistic plot with no twists or turns, a plodding protagonist who never redeems himself, and snippets of a totally unnecessary and unexplained second mini-police/judicial case crowding its way throughout the main story.This book may be the ideal reading material for excentric elderly English spinsters who speak to their dead Pomeranians or Pekinese and don't wish to have their pulses quickened.I actually read every last word -- even to the final page -- to ensure that there was not some exceedingly clever turn of events that would make the pedestrian writing and jumble of disjointed events come together brilliantly. Nothing to fear: the author did not pull a Columbo.If you have the choice, watch water dehydrate. It will prove to be more satisfying by several orders of magnitude. Is the review positive or negative?
A: Negative


Q: Title: Stargate Review: Movie was shipped in a timely manner. Movie was as described and in great condition. Thanks again. Is the review positive or negative?
A: Positive


Q: Title: DO NOT BUY THIS MACHINE Review: I purchased this popcorn popper because I was under the impression that Cuisinart was a dependable name for appliances. This popcorn stopped working after about 10 uses. The heating element failed. Everything else works - the spinner, etc. This was my second popper after exchanging it for the exact same reason. Is the review positive or negative?
A: Negative


Q: Title: Need more great multichannel SACDs like this Review: It's sad to see those early reviews when SACDs were fairly new and hi-res audio fans were excited and optimistic. Of course, SACDs are few and far between these days. Not many albums are released in multichannel SACD, and they often go out of print in a few years. This one, luckily, is still in print and is a great example of why SACD is so great. Great audio quality and very good discrete instrument placement in all the channels. Like the Elton John albums, the center channel appears to only carry vocals, which I don't actually like since it diminishes instrument separation over the front three channels. If you own an SACD player (the PS3 can play them!) and you don't hate Billy Joel, you owe it to yourself to pick this album up while it's still in print. Is the review positive or negative?
