Q: Title: the saddest movie in the world Review: i recently bought this film on dvd and rejoiced after seeing it--why?--because i was so glad i didn't pay full price for it! It is without a doubt one of the worst movies i have ever seen, with a terrible plot, poor effects, and worse acting. Is the review positive or negative?
A: Negative


Q: Title: DO NOT BUY Review: These are a waste of time and money - tried using them to repair a 1mm hole in the inner tube for my road bike, but to no avail. Tried applying them, and immediately inflating (after putting tube back in the tire). Tried waiting before inflating. Either way, it didn't matter, because these didn't fix the leak. I'm just lucky I wasn't on the road when the repair was needed, and that I had the time to test out their reliability, of which there is NONE. Is the review positive or negative?
A: Negative


Q: Title: Hot Homemade bread!!! Review: This book was suggested by a chef at the college where I am taking a wonderful baking course. Bread Alone gives you the basics of baking as well as answering the many questions we all have. Great recipes. Buy it and enjoy. Is the review positive or negative?
A: Positive


Q: Title: Sloppy, undisciplined, cloying and--- brilliant! Review: After years of agonizing near misses, the common man's poet, William Logan, finally discharges the poetic equivalent of "Springtime for Hitler." Logan's verse has always been remarkable for the simple rhymes, predictable structures, sloppy word choice and desperate, cloying neediness. This time, somehow, Logan turns all of those hideous tendencies into a hilariously comic satire on academic verse with a collection of mulch-pile ditties so lifelessly bombastic that it screams "I was born in an MFA workshop."I laughed so hard as I read this book that I almost wet my pants. Logan has finally done something worthwhile with his life. Can the Broadway musical of "Vain Empires" be far behind? Is the review positive or negative?
