Title: Absolute garbage Product review: It's painfully obvious that the last page of 5 star reviews were written by the same loser, who kept getting new screen names and writting stupid 2 line reviews. Here's the truth though. Van Helsing sucks. It's terrible. It's no Mummy, or even Scorpion King. This movie is so bad that you have to question the sanity of the people who created it. On the upside some things that were supposed to be serious came out so cheesy and stupid that you had to laugh. (Like when Van Helsing turns into a warewolf and howls.)Overall, steer clear of this garbage. It's 2 hours that you can never have back. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: This is the best book I ever read in my life Product review: This book tells of Fettermans massacre and give a historical view of the first indian massacre long since ignore. A great book. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: what is this Product review: Sorry fans if this hurts you , but this was the worst movie i have ever seen and i have seen alot of movies. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
