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Title: Almost laugh out loud bad Review: I don't often feel compelled to write a negative review but I stumbled upon this little sanctimonious pamphlet on various bestseller lists and wanted to see what all the fuss is about. Its popularity is a bad omen for our society in the new millennium because it could be even more condensed by just proclaiming God loves me so he wants me to own my own business. Might be inspirational to the masses who think Jesus has a personal relationship with their every whim and who hope to strike it rich through pyramid schemes and Christian Amway. It combines the worst of the self-obsessed self-actualization movement, preachy evangelism and the insatiable appetite for riches through the "healing power of positive thinking". Embarrassing in every way, hackneyed, manipulative and passive-aggressively mean-spirited. Is the review positive or negative?
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Negative


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Title: Austin Powers: The goof who bored me! Review: Were it not for the great music and the attractive female stars, this film would be completely unbearable. Whether it is intended to be a comedy, a satire, it doesn't matter, it is complete and utter c**p. I never expected a class actor as Tim Robbins to perform (be present) in a piece of garbage like this. A complete waste of time and money. Buy the great soundtrack instead. The 1 star rating is actually too much for this movie (if you can call it a movie). Is the review positive or negative?
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Negative


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Title: they don't flex at toes Review: Great except for one very important problem: They don't flex at all in the toe region. I wore them around the house and my first MTP joints started smarting after about an hour. Toe flexibility is very important! I returned them without any problems there, and that's why I'm giving them two stars. Is the review positive or negative?
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