Title: Forget cow milk. Try llama milk! Review: First the cows try to get you to eat chicken instead of beef. Now they conspire to sell more of their milk and milk products by encouraging innocent citizens to not only buy milk, but do it the easy way and order it online. What next? Cows running for office? Taking over the world? Moo-topia? Come on folks, where does it end? I say we take a stand. Don't be fooled by this cow-spiracy. Don't give into their udder propaganda. Stand tall. Demand llama milk. Not only is it tasty, but llama milk is lower in fat and salt and higher in phosphorous and calcium than cow or goat milk. Sure, you don't get as much, but think what your preventing - a cow takeover. (Plus, there's the added benefit of saving millions of innocent chickens too.)Just say no to the cows. Is the review positive or negative?
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Title: SUCKED Review: This is the worst book I have ever read. Almost little or no characterization, too many contradictory points, boring predictable plot, and elementary style writing. I mean come on, an English professor can do better than that. (Even the title is lame.) This book is not even fit to be in the garbage. It deserves 0 stars. Is the review positive or negative?
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Title: Decent Player Review: I agree with many of the other reviewers that you can here the disc whirring and it is somewhat annoying. We used it for a long car trip, so the whirring was drowned out by the other background noise and the sound from the movie. The player had a nice accessory package and there was nothing else we needed to buy to use it. We traveled to Florida from Ohio and back. It probably had a good 30 hours worth of use, during which we successfully zombified our four year old daughter, which is exactly what we wanted! The player never skipped and was reliable. For the price I would recommend it. Is the review positive or negative?
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Title: Excellent Estonian Symphonic Cycle. Review: This is original and compelling music, sometimes reminiscent to Nielsenand Sibelius. Maestro Neeme Järvi champions this music, so his performancesare the standard to appreciate these symphonies. Highly recommended. Is the review positive or negative?
