Title: Oldplay...or perhaps x & ZZZZZ. Product review: This is cynical 'bored' room music meant to secure high earnings. Martin's half yawn, half yodel vocal style oozes a saccharine sweet sentimentality that many are sure to confuse as passion. Singer Chris Martin is beligerent to suggest that 'X&Y;' is the album that will 'take out U2'. What a slap in the face to their idols.X&Y; finds coldplay teetering between a paint by numbers U2 style and 1980's Ah-ha. It could also be called, clocks the remix album, as every song sounds the same. The music is ethereal, yet lugubrious and flacid. The coldplay formula is simple and by now overexposed.There is no real growth here. Perhaps coldplay have a future mining the past, but the new music shows no growth, or willingness to create.U2... even Ah-ha need not worry, at least musically. Yodel-ay-he-hoo!!!! Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Soul soothing music for everyone Product review: This is the most beautiful and soul-soothing music I've ever heard. If you're a Hapa fan, and didn't think they could top the first album, you're in for a great surprise! If you don't know who Hapa is, or have never heard Hawaiian music, now would be a good time to get started. This is brilliant and inspired music - the instrumentals even top "Olinda Road" from the first album -- "Stars in the Morning Sky", "Emme's Island Moments Theme", "Debra Anne", "Cavatina". Barry's genius for harmony in diversity continues with the title cut, blending Irish pipes, Slack Key, and Charles Ka'Upu's ancient and moving chants. Wherever you live, with this music playing you'll be on Maui, near the mist of a waterfall, emraced by the scented island air. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Stinks Product review: Babel is a collection of seemingly unrelated stories much like Crash and Syriana. The films sucks at least as much as those too. There is no central character, and nobody is a better person for their experiences. This movie is basically the worst day in the lives of several people. The two lessons to be learned from this movie are 1) Do not use occupied vehicles for target practice, and 2) Do not leave the country while babysitting. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: One of the Best Singles Ever! Product review: This single was great! I can't help but listen to it over and over again! Clay Aiken is so awesome! He has one of the best voices I have ever heard in my life! He definetly deserved to be in the top two in American Idol~ I think he should have won, but Ruben's great, too! :) Clay is going to be so successful! Some even said that his single was requested 4 times more than Ruben's!! Clay Aiken is great and his songs on this single are touching and a fantastic display of his voice and it's power! Luv ya' Clay! Clay Aiken will always be North Carolina's American Idol!! :) Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
