Title: Eye Shutting, Dull, & Asymptotic Review: I found Devin, by pen named Erin Yorke very dull and boring. I found that a book of romance calibar should be passionate and compelling and would make you keep reading on. This book, however, was the total opposite of that. I wasn't that I couldn't interpret Ms. Yorke's writing or her style, but I found that I couln't picture the character being portrayed, nor the scheme of it. I found that the book was lacking the "romance" and "love triangles" that a book of this type should have. By the time I finished the book, I couldn't see the plot, nor everything else I had read. Not to impune Ms. Yorke's writing styles, but I think the book was overall boring, dull, eye closing, and would make you say and think, "Asympotic! " about 29 times in my head, still with my eyes closed! Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Nothing is new to me Review: I bought this CD, listened to it only once then sold it. because nothing is new to me, this CD is repeated the music from his previously released CDs. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: The zero star option was not available.... Review: maybe if i had a g.e.d. and read one or two books a year, i might think this is special, but this is just ludicrous. the only reason why zane is successful is because there is a market for black erotica. i have seen 4 black anthologies in the past year alone, so, naturally, a major publisher, is going to pick up her book based on her rep and sales...but a rep and sales doesnt make her a great writer. her style is elementary. graphic to the point of clinical and is beyond hyperbole.but then most people who read black books don't really care about the story or how well it's written so long the guy and the girl get together in the end. it's a shame more talented writers are being slighted, while delusional hacks like her become famous... Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Could have been so good, but... Review: I, like many others, bought this book partly due to the hype surrounding it. I was very let down. Although the author captures the breadth of what can be hidden in the average housewife's heart and mind, she tried too hard to be shocking and "taboo", thereby discounting the truths that were touched upon. Having a husband who is a robot in bed naturally leads to... cab driver orgies? Note to the "bride": Freedom and self expression do not die when you get married unless you let them. Also, investing in a vibrator would have been a wise first move before jumping head on into the whole virgin/sex slave dynamic. Is the review positive or negative?
