Title: Craptastic Product review: I bought this in the hopes of seeing live footage of Pickelback, but instead I was tortured to the tunes of 4 hicks playing some craptastic commercialized music (if you want to call it music).If you watch this Chad Kroeger will appear at your house in 3 days and take a dump in your living room. I think the nasty dump he took in my house was way more appealing then the crappy music I had to listen to.Buyer beware. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: Excellent PDA case Product review: I bought this case for my Compaq Ipaq and it fits perfectly. The case is very well made (nice leather and high quality zipper). If you are shopping for a PDA case and don't want to spend excessively on it, buy this case. It has room for a few credit cards, driver license, or cash. I'm very pleased with this product and it's priced well. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
flattering

Title: Uninspired and boring!!! Product review: The Truth About Charlie, a lackluster remake of "Charade," about a Parisian widow menaced by a gang of crooks, is uneven and uninspired. Steer clear of this boring mess and watch the original film instead. I don't know what Jonathan Demme was thinking and we might never find out. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
unflattering

Title: "The very voice of God" Product review: This is how Salieri expressed it in the film, and you will be hard pressed to argue otherwise after hearing this magnificent soundtrack. This is absolutely essential in the music library of any classical music officianado. Crafted with the same care and attention to detail that marked the film. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
