Title: Bobcat Goldthwait spends over an hour and a half conveying his deepest psychological fears. Review: Except that he doesn't know that he's doing it, because he isn't self-aware enough to know that.Bobcat's characters are basically a pipeline for his boring ramblings about all his pet peeves, which he obviously spends way too much time thinking about, because this guy just goes ON AND ON. He is constantly acting like a complete sourpus, always ranting ad nauseam, like that guy who just doesn't know when to shut up and can't help his negativity from spilling out of his mouth like vomit. His relationship with the teenage girl is platonic, but first he spends at least five minutes justifying this fact, and then later in the movie has her slowly unzipping her dress with the door open.I gave it two stars instead of one because they mowed down some Westboro Baptist idiots. That was fun to watch. If they had just put that scene first, it would have made his character better. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Very good Review: This is among Anais' best works, possibly the very best. It describes the beginning of her multiple love lives and her collaboration with Henry Miller. Since she had already published what she could in her lifetime, these Unexpurgated Journal of Love volumes are largely her emotions and sexual feelings. Is the review positive or negative?
Positive

Title: Great product Review: Good product but don't get it if your looking to fill cracks less than an inch it foams up really big and it can cover a crack probably 2 inches wide, again don't use it on a crack smaller than an inch it doesn't work and gets everywhere Is the review positive or negative?
Positive

Title: Sorry to say but, everything funny is on the cover! Review: This was a major disappointment - bought it as a gift for an airline employee friend; since the author is supposed to be a pilot for an airline, I really expected some very funny, insightful cartoons; however, except for the "cover" cartoon (which is cute but not hilarious and is about as good as this gets), the humor was extremely "lame". An example: Picture 2 Pilots in the cockpit, with the Captain calling out, "Typhoid, Tetanus, Measles..." and the First Officer with a "thought balloon" above his head, saying, "Boy, he really likes calling the shots!". Believe it or not, this is REALLY a prime example of the humor here. My advice would be to save your money for a future flight - that's where the real humor can come in! Is the review positive or negative?
