Title: Something New Every Day Product review: What I learned today (from the review entitled Mass Deception):I learned today that the literary use of darkness to convey an evil or sinister feeling (act, person, etc), though generally accepted for the past, oh million years, is overtly racist and therefore (deep breath) anyone who has used this technique is quite obviously a racist and their works are bad bad bad. Well, thank God I read these reviews or I would have remained shamefully ignorant and would have kept reading disgraceful works by hateful authors (Hemingway, Dickens, Vonnegut, Tolstoy, Woolf, etc.)Personally I think Tolkien is a bit long-winded, but still these works are classic and full of adventure.(By the way, did anyone else notice the negative impression of jewelry in these books? Quite obviously Tolkien was Jeweleryphobic.) Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Very specific and not representative Product review: The book appears to be the authors justification for spending time in this village. It's amazing he found a publisher for this. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Quality product Product review: We recently purchased our second Sassafras Peel. The first one is still working great after many years and I'm sure this one will too.The peel is sturdy and the handle has a good feel or grip. When moving a fully loaded pizza to the oven the peel easily supports the load. The peel is all wood and tapered at the end so you can slide it under a pizza easily. We treat the wood often with generous amounts of mineral oil applied to both sides.The only caution I have is don't wash the peel with water as it will warp even if you dry it right away. I did this with the first peel and had to wet it again and let it dry with a heavy cast iron pon sitting on it. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
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Title: Useless; Do Not Buy!! Product review: Received the software in the factory box. The seller placed a secondary sticker over the factory sticker that lists the product key needed to install the software. The secondary sticker could not be removed. Amazon also would not replace the product since the order was fulfilled by a third party. Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
