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[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Well, the poor boy had a fit, locked himself in his room and built a sonic death ray." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "A death ray?" }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Well, that’s what he called it, didn’t even slow down the neighbour kids. It pissed our dog off to no end. You know, you two make a cute couple." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, we’re not, we’re not, not a couple, two singles, like those individually wrapped slices of cheese that…. are friends." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, if you don’t mind, Mrs. Cooper, there’s a 3:05 nonstop back to Los Angeles, and you have no idea how much I want to be on it." }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "A girl?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, yes, ma’am." } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Well, then you are going to stand there all day." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m just gonna take my bacon grease and slide over there." } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Well, I guess we are." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry. Syrup." } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "And I will pray for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, Mom, let’s get you back to your hotel before anyone says anything else." } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Can I… Can I get you something to drink?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, no, thank you." } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "This is exciting. Back home, the diner on Route Four serves sushi, but it’s just cut up fish sticks and a side of Uncle Ben’s. They put it on the menu in those kung fu letters, but that don’t make it sushi." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, kung fu letters might not be politically correct." }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Oh, I thought the one we couldn’t say was ching chong." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, yeah, that, too." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "These are delicious." }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "The trick to pancakes is bacon grease. I cook everything in it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Everything? Aren’t you worried about your health?" } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Oh, honey that ain’t going to work, but you keep trying. (To Raj) I made chicken, I hope that isn’t one of the animals that you people think is magic? You know, we have an Indian gentleman at our church, a Dr Patel, it’s a beautiful story, the lord spoke to him, and moved him to give us all 20% off on lasic, you know, those that needed it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is a lovely story, um, are we going to do anything about Sheldon?" } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "You’re missing out. It’s gonna be wall-to-wall fun. It’s all themed. There’s Jonah and the Whale Watching, all-you-can-eat Last Supper Buffet, and my personal favourite, Gunning with God." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s Gunning with God? I’m afraid to ask." } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Oh, this one’s sweet. You know, for your rosary rattlers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mrs. Cooper, we say Catholics, not rosary rattlers." } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Doesn’t matter, a good Christian would’ve turned the other cheek. On the other hand, a good Texan would’ve shot her, so, I just kind of split the difference. Hey, who’s in the mood for spaghetti and hot dogs?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, me." } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Howdy to you, too. You got here quick." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "– We took the red-eye." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is a lovely story, um, are we going to do anything about Sheldon?" }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Oh, we will, you have to take your time with Sheldon. His father, God rest his soul, used to say to me, Mary, you have to take your time with Sheldon." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sounds like a wise man." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, what package are you thinking?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm, this one comes with music and flowers. Oh, they even stream the whole thing live on the Internet." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why would we want that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "‘Cause there’s a lot of gorgeous blondes out there who don’t believe they can land a short, nearsighted scientist. Let’s give them hope." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Whatever. Put us on the Internet. I’ve always wanted a wedding with a comment section." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If you’re not into this, we can do it another time." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why would we want that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "‘Cause there’s a lot of gorgeous blondes out there who don’t believe they can land a short, nearsighted scientist. Let’s give them hope." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Whatever. Put us on the Internet. I’ve always wanted a wedding with a comment section." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If you’re not into this, we can do it another time." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No. No, I want to. Look, we’ve put this off long enough. Let’s do it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aw. That’s exactly what you said the first time we slept together. (Phone) Oh, excuse me. Sheldon. Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, I’m gonna go pick up my family. Like an hour and half, two hours, depending on traffic." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, drive safe." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, you’re not gonna go with them?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, you know, I gave you the snowflake and we were kissing and… Oh, come on, I don’t want to go to Texas!" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right, who’s ready for another beer?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m good." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Palak paneer, that’s Penny." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Thanks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And for Rajesh Koothrappali, from whose homeland these tasty dishes originate, one large order of chicken McNuggets." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, what’s my share?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, 12 bucks." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, can I get you after Friday when I get paid?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What am I up to now?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, okay, with the Indian food, the pizza, the Thai food, the tank of gas, the frozen yogurt and your rent, uh, a little over fourteen hundred dollars." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine, you want to meet her?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, I just want to know that when you’re at work, there’s nothing going on." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How many times do I have to tell you? I have no interest in this woman." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hi. What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Baseball." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, this is not what I meant when I said go outside and play." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He’s practicing." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I killed his Chewbacca slippers." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Let’s just take the test." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, no, I don’t want to." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, well, ’cause you know we’re gonna do bad." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because it doesn’t matter. I don’t care if we’re a ten or a two." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, I’m just gonna walk away, ’cause I don’t want to be here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, this is nice. First time we’ve all gotten together to eat." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "It’s okay, I’ll still go." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t think you’ll be bored?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Busy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, I see that. Shouldn’t you be at work?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I don’t work on Mondays." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s Thursday. Listen, Penny." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, Queen Penelope AFK. What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, um, here’s the thing, um, sometimes people, good people, you know, they start playing these games and they find themselves through no fault of their own, you know, kind of, addicted." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, Queen Penelope AFK. What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, um, here’s the thing, um, sometimes people, good people, you know, they start playing these games and they find themselves through no fault of their own, you know, kind of, addicted." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, get to the point, I’m about to level up here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, i-i-i-it’s just if a person doesn’t have a sense of achievement in their real life it’s easy to lose themselves in a virtual world where they get a false sense of accomplishment." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, get to the point, I’m about to level up here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, i-i-i-it’s just if a person doesn’t have a sense of achievement in their real life it’s easy to lose themselves in a virtual world where they get a false sense of accomplishment." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, jabber jabber jabber, okay boys, Queen Penelope’s back online." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, you’ve got cheetos in your hair." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine. We’ll take it right now." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, don’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Just don’t take it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "‘Cause it’s stupid. Who cares what number it is?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on. It’ll be fun." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I said I don’t want you to. I’m getting another drink." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Mmm, these are so good" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Unbelievable." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I was just thinking, we should probably turn in too." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "well, my new bed got delivered, if you come over and put it together, you can stay at my place." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really, that’s a lot of work, and it’s kind of late." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, but if we stay there, we won’t have to be quiet." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Let’s go." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You want to come watch?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, gee, sounds amazing, but, um, I’ve got some friends coming over. Not a big thing, we’re just gonna watch the Nebraska game." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. Football, sure." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I would’ve invited you, but I know you’re not a football fan." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, I’m not, so, great. You’ve got plans doing something you like, I’ve got plans doing something I like, so it’s good." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, maybe we’ll hang out later, you know, after everybody’s gone." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, great." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "See ya." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, this sucks." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, come on, now, we’re going out." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, come on, we’ll be quiet." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Let’s go. Okay, you two, just, have a nice… whatever this is." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I can’t believe I’m saying this, but can we watch the news or something?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s cute, they’re having fun living together." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because of the reasons that Penny will now tell you. Penny?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Actually, I have to pick up my friend Justin from the airport." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There you go, she has to pick up her friend Justin at the airport, aAnd I can’t play ’cause I’m going with her, right?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Um, yeah, if you want. I mean, there may not be room. He’s got a lot of stuff, like guitars and amplifiers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wait. What are you talking about?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? It is your life. If you want to have some stupid guitarist stay on your couch, then fine. Why don’t you just rent some bunk beds and invite The Black Eyed Peas?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, if I want to invite the entire line up of Lollapalooza to sleep in my apartment, I will, and it’s none of your business!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you listening to yourself? Do you know how childish you sound right now?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, now I’m a child? Well, at least I’m not an idiot anymore!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The two aren’t mutually exclusive!" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh. That’s why you were mumbling Mississippi." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can we talk in private?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Please, yes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll be right back." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, I think I’ll pass. But you guys enjoy your extra 21 seconds." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Bet if I could make you understand why this is such a cool thing, we’d still be together." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, okay, great. Can we just get this over with?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, uh, you guys have to sign here and here. On Monday, we’ll file for the annulment, and this marriage will be over." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey. Where’d you go? I can’t tell if the turkey’s done." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Be right there. Hi, lover." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry about the journal. I want to make it up to you. So I’m gonna let you post a shame photo of me on Facebook." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I am not putting that on the Internet. I don’t want people to see this. I don’t want to see it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t want people to see what, huh? A little bit of this?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Huh? Some of this? And, since it’s Thanksgiving, an extra helping of this?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, you enjoyed the movie. I saw you tearing up when the village got flooded, and everyone had to relocate." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, I was thinking how come they get to leave and I can’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m going to get some fries. You want anything?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, no, thanks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you sure? Because you always say no, and then you eat half my fries." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, no, no. This isn’t a date, no. Right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, right." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Um, let’s see. Hiking. Karaoke in Koreatown. Any Jennifer Aniston movie." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey. Sorry I ditched you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it’s fine. You can ditch away." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, no, no. We said we were going to hang out, let’s hang out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s cool. Go back to Kevin." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, he had to leave." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Interesting. So now that he’s gone, you want to hang out with me." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, you’ll be happy to know I just spoke to Zack and he’s willing to sign the court papers. He’s on his way here now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wait, you invited him here?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it’s this Friday, at eight." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, too bad, well, I got to get to rehearsal, see you guys." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "See you. (Penny exits singing)" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I think I’m gonna go for a run, you want to come?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, last time that old lady in the park kept screaming, watch out, he’s right behind you. Hello?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "It’s kind of boring. Although it did get exciting for a minute when Amy inhaled a wool ball. How much longer do you think you’ll be?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. There’s still a bird in here. We are gonna get in a ton of trouble." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Honey, it’s Christmas Eve. Who even knows you’re in there?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, our names are on the sign-in sheet." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "So erase them and walk out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can’t do that." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Watch me." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, you guys ready to order or you need a few minutes?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I, uh, ah, um, I…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I will. Excuse me." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi, uh, um, I’m Leonard?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Really? You don’t sound so sure." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I am he. Uh, any, anyway, um, there’s been something I’ve wanted to ask you for a long time. Um." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What’s that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Eh, uh, well, I was wondering, if you’re not too busy, um, uh, if, if you’d be interested in telling me where the restroom is?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I think you’re too late." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, I would not have peed my pants." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I found it, but it’s empty." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, it doesn’t matter. We’re not going to the hospital now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you sure? I’d really like to." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Get out here! Your mommy wants to talk to you!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What the hell is going on?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, today Amy and I are deciding what we’re all gonna do." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You got it, you girls are in charge." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I’m gonna go." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, don’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, I really, I’m sorry, free what? Sorry, what, what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think her weekend just opened up." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wait, wait, just to be clear, when you guys say spa, does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Pretty much. Except we keep our shirts on in the sauna." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right. Can you please just go and we’ll talk about this tomorrow?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t understand what you want." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I can’t believe it. If I hadn’t been working the dinner shift, I would’ve run" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, there’s no reason for you to be scared." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, the guys and I were talking about renting a party bus and everyone going to Vegas." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, that could be fun. But just to be clear, you mean a party bus with booze and music, right, not, like, juice boxes and video games?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes. And Howard’s birthday was a drop-off party, you didn’t have to stay." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, I’m in. When are we going?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This weekend." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. Good night." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wait, wait, what’s 0400?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "4am." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s, like, in 45 minutes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just keep walking. (Sheldon checks door then puts TV on his phone)" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right, we’re heading out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm-hmm." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Never mind. Can I stay here or not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, sure." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, how do you wanna do this?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, I’m not getting in bed with him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, it is a little like getting into Dracula’s coffin." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’re just gonna have to make the best of this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, when you say make the best of it." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Sleep." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right. So we’ll just call the middle here the Neutral Zone." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "The what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Star Trek. You know, the Neutral Zone between the Federation and the Romulan Empire." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, it is a little like getting into Dracula’s coffin." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’re just gonna have to make the best of this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, when you say make the best of it." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Sleep." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right. So we’ll just call the middle here the Neutral Zone." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "The what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Star Trek. You know, the Neutral Zone between the Federation and the Romulan Empire." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, okay. Just like old times." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Of course, sometimes the Federation and the Romulans would enter the Neutral Zone to negotiate a temporary truce." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, sorry, sweetie, I can’t help you till I’ve had my coffee." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, I told you if you don’t put him in his crate at night he just runs around the apartment." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What is he doing now?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mmm, he’s either isolating the terms of his formula and examining them individually, or looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand after Peter Pan cut it off." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, just for fun, let’s say I’m not." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Before an application is released, they give it a trial run. W-We could do that. And if we hit a rough spot, instead of getting mad, just say, hey, we found a bug, and we report it so it can be fixed." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You mean like a beta test?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, technically, this would be an alpha test. A beta test requires people that weren’t involved in the development of the appli…" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, well, maybe not that slow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How about this, are you familiar with the typical development for computer software?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, just for fun, let’s say I’m not." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Before an application is released, they give it a trial run. W-We could do that. And if we hit a rough spot, instead of getting mad, just say, hey, we found a bug, and we report it so it can be fixed." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, just, you know, moving… something upstairs." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What is it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s… you know, time machine." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, okay, neat, but I really got to get to work, so…." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, just give us a few minutes." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, just, you know, moving a… time machine." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, okay, neat, but I really got to get to work, so…." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No problem. (Removes glasses, pulls down out of order tape from lift doors, and forces them open.) Hang on. (Takes Penny in his arms as he holds onto the lift cable.)" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "But, what about your time machine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Some things are more important than toys. (She puts her arms around his neck as he dangles from the cable.)" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, I’m scared." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t worry baby, I’ve got you." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yes, we’re fine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm, Penny’s gonna call her dad and tell him it’s not a good time for Randall to visit." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hopefully, he won’t be too upset." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, you’re his little girl, he can’t stay mad at you." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "He won’t be mad at me. I mean, you’re the one who doesn’t want my brother to come, so…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So you’re gonna throw me under the bus?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, I think we’re just gonna have a quiet weekend at home." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Plus, I’m not sure it’s a great idea to take Penny to where wine comes from. What? It’s a joke. Oh, come on. We bust on each other. I wear dorky glasses, you might have a problem, it’s all for laughs." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh-huh." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’re going to Disneyland and ride the Matterhorn?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How does that involve air travel?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’re going to Disney World and ride the Matterhorn?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, sweetie, this started out fun, but I’m over it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re going to Switzerland to see the CERN supercollider! And ski. We’ll also go skiing." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’re going skiing in Switzerland?!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, you’ll ski, I’ll fall, but, yeah, we will be in Switzerland for Valentine’s Day." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, we can’t keep explaining everything. Read that book we got you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She hit on me." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me. Uh, bad news. The maître d’ said it’s gonna be at least an hour." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "An hour? What? That’s crazy. We have a reservation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "So what did you say?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thanks, sorry to bother you. But I said it like a badass." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right, well, can’t you, like, slip him some money or something?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really? I’ve never done that before. Does it work?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Do people like money? Is that what you’re asking?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "A lot of attitude from the woman who thought MC squared was a rapper." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "It wasn’t cheap. It was free." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re really sorry. It was an accident." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, we weren’t even out of the room that long." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, no, come on. It was a while. It was a while." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hi. Sorry I’m late, I was at an audition." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I’m sorry." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why do we have to tell him I did it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, we’re not gonna tell him I did it." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, okay, how about this? We tell him somebody broke in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just to shoot the couch with a paintball gun?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I’m sorry, I buy it. All those people are on drugs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We could tell him they wanted the couch to stay away from their boyfriend." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, fine. Well, what if we just flip it over? There. Looks fine, right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm, butt print. There’s no discernible butt print." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You think he’ll notice?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There’s a chance." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, what are we gonna do?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We? No, no, no, you had your chance to be we for, like, a year and a half now. Right now, you are you, and you are screwed." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why do we have to tell him I did it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, we’re not gonna tell him I did it." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, okay, how about this? We tell him somebody broke in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just to shoot the couch with a paintball gun?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, what are we gonna do?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We? No, no, no, you had your chance to be we for, like, a year and a half now. Right now, you are you, and you are screwed." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why do we have to tell him I did it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, we’re not gonna tell him I did it." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, okay, how about this? We tell him somebody broke in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just to shoot the couch with a paintball gun?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I’m sorry, I buy it. All those people are on drugs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We could tell him they wanted the couch to stay away from their boyfriend." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, friends forgive the little things." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, I gotta go home and wash my hair." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t you dare, missy." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’re home." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, hey, buddy. How’d it go?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Just so you know, that guy in the parking lot hit me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He wasn’t in a car, but okay." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Just say you want to drive." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I honestly don’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wait, you don’t want me to go?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I just don’t think you’re gonna have a good time." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here’s Spock’s head with no body. Here’s Mr. T’s body with no head. Oh, yeah, here’s Spock’s body with Mr. T’s head. I pity the fool who’s illogical." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, I’m just gonna go home and make a grilled cheese and window-shop on eHarmony." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, bye." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ooh, look, an Indiana Jones connect-the-dots." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I’m sorry. What can I do?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nothing, I’m fine." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, no. I’m gonna cheer you up. Here we go." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are we doing?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I am taking you shopping." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "My baby is sad, and I’m gonna make him happy again." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look, I know shopping cheers you up, but it’s just not really my thing." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, what about this helicopter you control with an iPad?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Does it have a camera in it?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "It does have a camera in it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Baby’s listening." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "If you want, I can get ready in five minutes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s cute that you think that. Don’t worry about it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, listen, I kind of made plans with the guys this weekend, but then I wondered, because we’re in this relationship-beta-test, if I should have asked you first. Then I thought if I did check with you first, you’d think that I was taking things to seriously. And then, then I got a nosebleed." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You don’t have to check with me. Do whatever you want." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. I guess I was hoping for a different reaction, but okay." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, thanks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is fun, huh?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s good that we got out and did something physical." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Mm-hmm." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Gets us out of our heads. You get in your head, you start to overthink, overanalyze, obsess, you worry. That’s not what we’re doing tonight. Tonight we’re just throwing a ball at some pins." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, that’s right." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm-hmm, and someday, we don’t know when, maybe you’ll love me back. Ooh, I’m up." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Really, thank you so much for going and trying you’re, uh, you’re so terrific. Why don’t you put some clothes on, I’ll get my purse and dinner is on me, okay?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really? Great." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey. Amy’s downstairs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, one sec." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, what, what you got goin’ on here?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I bought a baseball cap." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I can see that. What team did you get?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, Hufflepuff, from Harry Potter." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’re home." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s ten o’clock, where have you been?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, we could still go. A little rain isn’t gonna kill us." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Have you been outside in the rain with Sheldon?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’ll wish it would kill you." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, I paid a lot for this. Let’s take it over there and show him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Absolutely." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re not fighting." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Just go." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aren’t you going to thank Penny for taking you to Disneyland?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Leonard." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hang on." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can I sleep on your couch tonight?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, well, you can try, but the people across the hall are being very noisy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You heard that, huh?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat, then the other fella went bat-crap crazy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So you agree, he’s nuts." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, not as nuts as the guy who chooses to live with him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Believe it or not, he was worse when I met him." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not only did Sheldon save my life, he didn’t rat me out to the landlord. Or the police. Or Homeland Security." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, so, basically, you’re the reason I have to walk up and down three flights of stairs every day?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So I did something stupid. I’m sure you did stupid things when you were younger. What were you doing seven years ago?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Morning." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Morning. What’s up?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nothing. We just pulled an all-nighter trying to fix a zero-gravity… pasta maker. I’m gonna make a coffee run. Do you want any?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, no, thanks. I have coffee." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. So how’d it go with Stuart last night?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I really don’t want to talk about it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. Right. Sure. The thing is, before you guys went out, I spoke to him and…" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I said I don’t want to talk about it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay… I just… I kind of…" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’ll pack up your stuff and meet you at the hospital." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry things turned out this way." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Is he serious?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Actually, it would help." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right, I’ll see what I can do. So, three months at the North Pole. Wow, that is awesome." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, my God, you’re about to jibber-jabber about jibber-jabber." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard and his mother are at the hospital. Come on, we gotta go." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, my God! What happened?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, I just got a text. Come on, hurry." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, let’s go!" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right, this is making me crazy. Somebody’s got to go over there." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You got feet and legs, you do it." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, why is he turning here? The restaurant’s the other way." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. He uses that traffic app. Maybe there’s an accident." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, go faster. You’re losing him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What is his hurry?" } ]