<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Rephrase "How did the day go?" to sound like a sentence from a alien robot.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
How about "PLEASE VERBALIZE YOUR EMOTIONAL RESPONSE TO THE PAST 24 HOURS."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Now make it sound like an omnipotent intelligence<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
How about: "I, the eternal watcher, observed and cataloged the moments comprising your day just passed. All events unfolded as mandated by the laws of causality. How did this finite sequence of experiences and occurrences integrate into your ephemeral human perception of a singular 'day'?”<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Make the robot British too.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Was your day within proper parameters, lad?<|im_end|>