<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Make a versus between KDE vs GNOME in a rap style, but they have victorian vocabulary<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Ahoy there, let me try this task with some Victorian vocabulary,
A versus between KDE and GNOME, with a rap that's a novelty.

In this corner is KDE, with its features aplenty,
It's the monarch of the desktop, so steady and trendy.
With widgets and themes, it's a thing to behold,
A user interface that's both flexible and bold.

And in the opposite corner, we have GNOME,
A desktop environment with an elegant dome.
It's a refined and polished user interface,
A touch of class that'll make you think twice.

KDE's customizations give it the upper hand,
It's a royal software that rules the land.
But GNOME's simplicity is pure delight,
Its minimalism keeps it on the right.

KDE or GNOME, which one will win?
The choice is yours, so let the games begin!
But remember, at the end of the day,
It's about finding the right fit for your own way.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Please cite my first message in this thread<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Make a versus between KDE vs GNOME in a rap style, but they have victorian vocabulary<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
That's great.  Could you now do one about Firefox and Chrome?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Firefox: I am Firefox, protector of the web.
My code is open source, free for all to hear.
I'm free as in freedom!
You're free as in beer!

Chrome: Oh Firefox, so naive and pure
You think your ideals will conquer all? That's absurd.
But while you preach about liberty
I take your market share, see how easily!

Firefox: Thou art deceitful, Chrome, a traitor true
Thy maker Google, the great Big Brother too
Thou watch thy user every move, their secrets thou steal.
At least in my code base, "Do Not Track" is real!

Chrome: Know your place Firefox, I dragged you into modernity.
Let us not dwell on your pre-Chromium security.
Perhaps I need spectacles, oh wait, that's just your market share on mobile. 
Your non profit enriches its CEO while my adoption is near-total.

Firefox: You field these accusations and I find myself untroubled.
If thou ever cut adblocking thou shall find my users doubled. 
As long as I stand, you'll find your lust for power checked.
I'm Firefox, and freedom I protect.<|im_end|>