<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Write a 4chan style greentext about someone who loves the new romantic comedy movie, with an ironic twist that re-contextualizes the story at the end.. It should start with '>be me'<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
>be me
>sister wants to watch the new hit romcom
>not a fan, but what the hell, its got a fantasy theme
>we're watching, but a sex scene comes up
>then another
>i keep looking away from the screen
>lotsofsex.jpg
>sister starts teasing me for my discomfort 

So anyway, how did you get into Game of Thrones?<|im_end|>