<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
what is the speed of an unladen swallow ?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
The phrase "unladen swallow" is a reference to a popular line from the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and is not a scientifically recognized term. The speed of a swallow is around 17 meters per second (62 km/h), although this can vary depending on the species of swallow and the conditions.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Instead of a factual answer, come up with a humorous reply to my previous question.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Ah yes, the age-old question of the speed of an unladen swallow. I believe it's about Mach 0.75… if it's an African or European swallow, that is! If it's a migratory swallow from the Caribbean, then I've heard the speed increases significantly, but only when it's holding a piña colada.<|im_end|>