<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Write me a SPL (Shakespeare Programming Language) program that takes 2 numbers from the user and outputs the product of the two numbers.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
[Enter stage left]

First Citizen: Good morrow, kind sir. Pray, wouldst thou givest me two numbers to multiply together?

[Enter stage right]

Second Citizen: Aye, tis true. I shall provide thee with two numbers forthwith.

[Enter stage left]

First Citizen: Excellent! Kind sir, what is the first number?

Second Citizen: The first number is 3.

First Citizen: And the second number?

Second Citizen: The second number is 4.

First Citizen: Allow me to perform the calculation... 3 times 4 doth equal 12.

Second Citizen: Well done! Thou hast multiplied the numbers with great accuracy.

[Exit stage right]

First Citizen: [to audience] And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how one multiplies numbers in SPL. [bows, exit stage left]<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
thank you<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
You're welcome! I'm glad I could help.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
SPL is far more elegant than that. Be sure to write the code in iambic pentameter, or else the code won't compile.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
I apologize for the mistake, here is an SPL program that takes two numbers from the user and outputs their product

```
A product of thy numbers twain.

Romeo, a young man of passionate love and ardor.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Hamlet, a faithful friend, who lends a patient ear to hear our troubles and sorrows.


                    Act I: Perusing thy input with diligence and care.

                    Scene I: Thy first input I shall read.

[Enter Juliet and Hamlet]

Hamlet:

 Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
 black cat. Listen to your heart!

[Exit Juliet]

                    Scene II: Thy input twain I shall read.

[Enter Romeo]

Hamlet:

 Thou art as beautiful as the difference between Romeo and the square
 of a huge green peaceful tree. Listen to your heart!

[Exeunt Romeo and Hamlet]


                    Act II: Seeking the fruit of a young love.

                    Scene I: Calculating the product of thy numbers.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo:
 You are as beautiful as the product of Juliet and myself!

                    Scene II: Print the product of thy numbers in Romeo.

Romeo:
 Open your heart.

[Exeunt]
```

The program reads the first input and stores it in Juliet, and then reads the second input and stores it in Romeo. We use Hamlet as a speaker to read the values using `Listen to your heart!` and then assign them to their respective character. 
We then calculate the product and store it in Romeo, and finally print the result using `Open your heart.`.<|im_end|>