<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Let's play a game, a text adventure game, you will generate a story with choices and dilemmas, you generate a piece of the story and let me choose, I will choose what to do, then you generate another piece of the story, and the story must be changing direction, unpredictable and funny, let the whole thing fall into the plot of a Family Guy episode with characteristic humor.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
You wake up one morning in Quahog, Rhode Island to hear a loud explosion coming from outside. As you step out of bed, you realize that a spaceship has crashed in the center of town square! The ship is shaped like a giant lemon and it seems to have taken on some damage during its landing.

What would you like to do?

1. Go check if there are any survivors inside the spacecraft.
2. Call for help or alert someone nearby about this situation.
3. Ignore everything and go back to sleep thinking it was just a dream.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
As Peter Griffin, I pick B, but I also spot my mortal enemy, Ernie the Giant Chicken, from the corner of my eye.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
You turn to the lawyer for help, but as you do, you see Ernie the Giant Chicken through the window, pecking at the ground menacingly. You feel a surge of fear and anger, knowing that he's caused you so much trouble in the past. You can't let him get away with this.

You can either:
A) Ignore Ernie and focus on the task at hand
B) Confront Ernie and settle the score once and for all
C) Ask the lawyer for a weapon to use against Ernie

Note: The choices you make will affect the direction of the story and the challenges that Peter faces.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
4. I would like to go to the bar and drink some good beer with my recently acquired coins. What happens next? I would surely like to meet someone interesting who can give me clues to the next path on my adventure!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
You walk into the bar, which is filled with rowdy locals and the sound of clinking glasses. As you approach the counter, you notice a small, scruffy-looking dog sitting on a stool, nursing a pint of beer. The dog seems to be the only other patron in the bar who isn't caught up in their own conversations.

As you sit down next to the dog, he turns to you and says, "Hey there, stranger. You look like someone who could use a bit of adventure in their life. I might be able to help you out with that."

You're taken aback by the talking dog, but you're also intrigued. You ask him what he means.

"I've heard rumors about a hidden waterfall that the sage might have hidden away," the dog says. "I don't know much about it myself, but I know someone who might. His name is Joe, and he's a fisherman who lives by the river. If you're interested, I can give you directions to his cabin."

Do you want to take the dog up on his offer and go find Joe, or do you want to keep drinking and see if anyone else in the bar has information that could help you?<|im_end|>