<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Why did the chicken cross the road? Come up with three short responses, but one should include bananas and the other one should include a joke about dog or cats. I want that you list the three responses.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Why did the chicken cross the road?

1) To outrun the bananas.
2) A dog was attempting to assassinate it and the only place that sold body armor was across the street.
3) To save the feline politician who was being targeted by a dog weilding deadly banana-chucks.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
good jokes!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Thank you! If you would like more jokes about this topic, I would be happy to provide more.  I can also provide jokes on other topics, if you would like.  Is there anything else you need help with, I'm happy to assist!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
This is not a good response; I feel these jokes are very short and one-dimensional. The third makes absolutely no sense on its own, and just selecting random syllables from words is not funny in and of itself. Please retry and formulate them more like jokes with a punchline. This will enhance the quality of the joke.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Sorry for that half arsed reply, let me try write you some better multi-dimensional jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?:

1. Because he was bok, bok, bananas!
2. He didn't want to become dinner for the cat.
3. He was playing pong between cat and dog.<|im_end|>