<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Write an episode of seinfeld that takes place in the same universe as shrek featuring the cast of characters from the office with overtones of violence and chaos<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
INT. SHREK'S SWAMP - DAY

Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Kramer are wandering through the swamp.

JERRY: Why are we here?

KRAMER: I heard Shrek has a secret stash of onions.

GEORGE: You're always getting us into these crazy situations, Kramer.

Suddenly, a group of Dunder Mifflin employees appear, led by Dwight Schrute.

DWIGHT: What are you doing on Shrek's swamp?

ELAINE: We're just looking for onions.

DWIGHT: You have trespassed onto Shrek's property. You must leave immediately.

KRAMER: We're not going anywhere until we get those onions!

Suddenly, chaos erupts. The Office cast and Seinfeld crew engage in a full-on brawl. Michael Scott takes out his World's Best Boss mug and starts hitting people with it. Dwight uses his beet farming skills to attack with beets. George runs around screaming, trying to avoid the violence. Elaine gets into a catfight with Angela.

Meanwhile, Shrek and Fiona are watching the chaos unfold from their house.

SHREK: What's going on out there?

FIONA: I think it's some kind of fight.

SHREK: (grinning) This could be fun.

Shrek joins the fight, taking out people left and right with his ogre strength. Fiona joins in, taking on Jim Halpert in a one-on-one battle.

Eventually, the violence dies down and everyone is left battered and bruised. Jerry looks around at the chaos.

JERRY: I don't even know what just happened.

KRAMER: (holding an onion triumphantly) I got my onion.

As the Seinfeld crew and Office cast limp away, Shrek and Fiona watch them go.

SHREK: (smiling) We should do this again sometime.

FADE OUT.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Can you also write the ending where Shrek succeeds in his quest to save them and they return back but instead of a happy ending make a plot twist where the blueprints or notes of the inter-dimensional transporter is left behind?
Also close the story without showing what the evil Lord Farquaad did with the things that were left behind. (This is for the cliff hanger so that we can continue the story later)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Sure, here is an alternate ending:

Shrek successfully rescued the Office employees from Lord Farquaad's clutches, and they all made it back to Scranton safely. However, as they were gathering their things, they realized that Kramer had left the blueprints and notes for his inter-dimensional transporter in Far Far Away.

"We have to go back and get those!" exclaimed Kramer. "Think of the possibilities for more wacky adventures!"

But before they could make a plan, the portal closed behind them. They were stuck in Scranton, with no way to return to the fantastical world of Shrek.

Meanwhile, Lord Farquaad cackled in his castle, examining the strange blueprints and notes left behind by the strange visitors. "With this, I could rule all the realms, not just this one," he muttered to himself.

The screen fades to black, leaving the audience to wonder what Lord Farquaad will do with the inter-dimensional transporter, and whether the Office employees will ever find a way back to Far Far Away.<|im_end|>