<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Write a generic, unapologetic email from a tech company informing their users of a data breach. The email should attempt to absolve themselves of most responsibility and place blame on the hacker.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Subject: Important Security Notice Regarding Recent Data Breach

Dear valued customer,

We are writing to inform you that our systems have recently been subject to a data breach. We take the security of your personal information very seriously, and we want to assure you that we are taking all necessary steps to address the situation.

While we have robust security measures in place, unfortunately, no system can be completely immune to attacks from determined and sophisticated hackers. In this instance, the attacker was able to gain unauthorized access to some of our systems and potentially access your personal information.

We are working closely with law enforcement and security experts to thoroughly investigate the breach and take all appropriate steps to prevent similar incidents from happening in the future.

We would like to emphasize that your payment information, including credit and debit card numbers, was not compromised in this breach.

In the meantime, we strongly recommend that you change your passwords and monitor your accounts for any unusual activity. If you notice any suspicious activity, please contact us immediately.

We deeply apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and would like to assure you that we are doing everything in our power to keep your information safe.

Sincerely,

[Your Company Name]<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
what does this company does?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
ColorfulPants is not a real company and was used here as a fiction example company.

If ColorfulPants did exist, it would likely be a technology company that provides software solutions or digital products for its users.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
that's an ok first draft, please be sure to be as vague as possible while retaining that entitled tone, try using longer sentences with more emphatic language and keep the amount of information divulged to the absolute minimum while staying as impersonal as possible<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Dear users, 

We regret to inform you that a data breach has occurred in one of our systems that may potentially affect you.

We at ColorfulPants pride ourselves in keeping with the highest standards of industry security requirements and regularly obtain the necessary certifications to be in full compliance with data protection standards. The occurred data breach has been executed with extreme sophistication, leading us to believe it to possibly have been supported by state sponsored cyber warfare. Nevertheless, the attack was successfully detected by our industry-leading security analysts.

We are as of now evaluating the extend of the data breach and the likelihood of whether any data was stolen. Rest assured that there is nothing to worry about. As an additional security measure, we now remind users to enable our previously announced feature of two-factor authentication.

Cyber warfare is one of the leading causes of damages to service providers worldwide and we are committed to keep our systems as secure and robust as possible.

Kind regards, 

The ColorfulPants Family<|im_end|>