I also impersonated a teenager to get my ex-boyfriends to make out with me, staged a fake fight to trigger my lover's werewolf curse, ooh, and I chopped off this douchey guy's fingers with a butcher knife once.
設計一個假的爭鬥觸發我情人的 狼人詛咒 哦 我還用屠刀砍斷了一個傢伙的手指