Rude & Rare: The Best of Derek and Clive
Rude & Rare: The Best of Derek and Clive is a greatest hits album starring Peter Cook and Dudley Moore as their characters Derek and Clive. The collection contains two discs: the first featuring selected tracks from two of the previous three Derek and Clive albums (Derek and Clive Come Again and Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam). The second disc contains previously unreleased material.

Track listing
All tracks by Peter Cook & Dudley Moore

Disc 1
 "Bruce Forsyth" – 0:43
 "Celebrity Suicide" – 2:58
 "Endangered Species" – 5:23
 "Horse Racing" – 2:47
 "Labels" – 3:10
 "Mona" – 3:29
 "Records" – 5:01
 "The Horn" – 23:17
 "Alfie Noakes" – 3:00
 "Back of the Cab" – 6:22
 "I Saw This Bloke" – 1:41
 "In the Cubicles" – 5:15
 "Joan Crawford" - 5:04
 "Members Only" - 3:31
 "Non Stop Dancer/My Mum Song (Medley)" - 5:36
 "Norman the Carpet" - 1:37
 "Nurse" - 0:48

Disc 2
 "Marriage" - 6:23
 "Mother in Law" - 1:55
 "Pete's Impressions" - 6:06
 "How Sex Was Invented" - 2:00
 "Bogey Song" - 1:35
 "Eight Legged Elephant" - 2.16
 "Dud's Walk" - 1:47
 "Sex Education" - 3:29
 "Drumming Session" - 3:21
 "Punk Song" - 3:59
 "Stripper" - 5:57
 "Ballroom" - 1:51
 "Cough Song" - 7:52
 "Hamsters" - 2:40
 "The End" - 1:05

2011 greatest hits albums
Derek and Clive albums
2010s comedy albums
2010s spoken word albums
Spoken word albums by English artists
Virgin Records albums