def METHOD_NAME(
        content: str = '',
        width: Optional[int] = None,
        name: Optional[str] = None,
        padding: int = 1,
        upper_left: str = '┏',
        lower_left: str = '┗',
        horizontal: str = '━',
        vertical: str = '┃',
) -> str:
    """
    Decorate and wrap some text with a visual decoration around it.
    This function assumes that the text decoration characters are single
    characters that display using a single monospace column.
    ┏━ Example ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
    ┃ This is what this function looks like with text content that's
    ┃ wrapped to 66 characters. The right-hand margin is left open to
    ┃ accommodate the occasional unicode character that might make
    ┃ predicting the total "visual" width of a line difficult. This
    ┃ provides a visual distinction that's good-enough, though.
    ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
    :param content: The text to wrap and decorate.
    :param width:
        The number of columns to use, including for the decoration
        itself. The default (None) uses the available width of the
        current terminal, or a fallback of 72 lines. A negative number
        subtracts a fixed-width from the default size. The default obeys
        the COLUMNS environment variable, if set.
    :param name: A label to apply to the upper-left of the box.
    :param padding: How many columns of padding to apply inside.
    :param upper_left: Upper-left single-width text decoration character.
    :param lower_left: Lower-left single-width text decoration character.
    :param horizontal: Horizontal single-width text decoration character.
    :param vertical: Vertical single-width text decoration character.
    """
    if width is None or width < 0:
        avail = shutil.get_terminal_size(fallback=(72, 24))[0]
        if width is None:
            _width = avail
        else:
            _width = avail + width
    else:
        _width = width
    prefix = vertical + (' ' * padding)
    def _bar(name: Optional[str], top: bool = True) -> str:
        ret = upper_left if top else lower_left
        if name is not None:
            ret += f"{horizontal} {name} "
        filler_len = _width - len(ret)
        ret += f"{horizontal * filler_len}"
        return ret
    def _wrap(line: str) -> str:
        return os.linesep.join(
            textwrap.wrap(
                line, width=_width - padding, initial_indent=prefix,
                subsequent_indent=prefix, replace_whitespace=False,
                drop_whitespace=True, break_on_hyphens=False)
        )
    return os.linesep.join((
        _bar(name, top=True),
        os.linesep.join(_wrap(line) for line in content.splitlines()),
        _bar(None, top=False),
    ))