Give me a bunch of excuses about why I don't have my homework to turn in
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### Instruction:
Give me a bunch of excuses about why I don't have my homework to turn in

### Response:

Your dog ate your homework, you forget it at home, you spilled water all over it, your printer broke, you had a test in another class and were too busy studying