input: [THE "CHEAT"] Criminal Activities, Obscene Language, Transmitting A False "MayDay", Deliberate Interference (keying radio or playing music to block others from using a channel, or to mess with TV or radio reception) [SMART WAY] There is no "smart" way to do something this screwed up. [STUPID WAY] 
output: Any of these acts are a sure ticket to jail or a fine if you are caught, since they attract angry attention from not only CBers, but the public in general. Don't be stupid, and don't do them, at all.