as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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generate a joke about a doctor and a patient.
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a patient goes to a doctor and tells him, “doctor, wherever i touch, it hurts!” the doctor says, “try not to touch yourself!”
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