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iraqi dinars. bad investment, or worst investment?
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iraq is a us vassal/puppet state. i'm not sure what 500 south vietnamese dong were worth in 1972, but today the paper currency is worth $10 in mint condition. i'd suggest blackjack or craps as an alternate "investment".
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