as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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change the text so that it follows the humorous tone.

john and amy bought a new car.
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john and amy drove away in their shiny new car, leaving everyone else car-less and envious.
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