as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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find an amusing anecdote related to technology.
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a man walks into a bar with his laptop. he sets it on the bar and orders a drink, then fires up a game of solitaire. the bartender walks up and says, “hey, are you playing solitaire on that thing?” the man answers, “yep – but don’t worry, i’ve got a friend coming soon to help.”
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