as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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generate a humorous metaphor for a slow internet connection.
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a slow internet connection is like a turtle trying to climb a giant mountain—just when you think you’re getting somewhere, you’re right back where you began.
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