as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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come up with three funny jokes for a stand-up comedy routine.
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1. what do you call a pessimistic lobster? a crabby patty. 
2. what did the fish say when it hit a wall? dam.
3. what did the spider do on the computer? made a website.
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