as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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share a funny anecdote about a soccer match.
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once, during a soccer match, the referee made a call that no one could understand. after he explained his decision many times, finally one of the players yelled out, “hey ref, that must be a new rule, because we've never heard it before!”
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