as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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create a funny storytelling tweet in less than 280 characters
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once upon a time there was a pirate who loved to drink rum. one day, he stumbled upon an island full of bottles of rum. he shouted, "argh! i've found an island of liquid gold!"
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