as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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write an april fools joke or prank.
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hide a few brightly-colored balloons around the office and set a timer to make them all go off at once in the middle of the day! people will be so surprised!
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