as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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brainstorm five ideas for a humorous story set in a cemetery.
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1. a group of cemetery visitors are bamboozled by a ghost masquerading as the cemetery groundskeeper who breaks into a lengthy monologue about his latest business venture 
2. a family must reunite at the cemetery for a funeral, only to find out that the person who died had made a bet with them all prior to his death 
3. a high-stakes game of golf is played in the cemetery with the loser forced to spend the night in the graveyard
4. a zombie rises from the dead to excavate a deep hole in the cemetery leading to a hidden treasure
5. a couple's first date involves a scavenger hunt in a cemetery, where the prize is their first kiss.
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