as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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generate a funny anecdote about going to the market.
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once i was at the market and i was desperately searching for my favorite type of apples. as i rounded the corner, i saw a man who looked exactly like the apple vendor i was looking for. he asked me what i wanted, and i replied that i had been searching for him. he smiled and told me he was the mayor, not the apple vendor!
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