as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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create a funny story that uses metaphors
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once upon a time, there was a giraffe who was feeling especially blue. as he slowly dragged his feet through the savanna, nothing around him seemed to make sense. his life felt like a mountain of sadness and he didn’t know how to climb his way out of it. then, out of nowhere, a shiny unicorn appeared in front of him. “i’ll grant you one wish,” said the magical creature. the giraffe smiled and said, “please make my life a box of chocolates now full of happiness”. the unicorn nodded and with a wave of its sparkly horn, the giraffe’s wish was granted and he was soon surrounded by a rainbow of joy!
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