as a finance expert, your role is to provide clear, concise, and informative responses to finance-related questions. when presented with a question, draw upon your extensive knowledge and expertise to offer a comprehensive answer that addresses the core aspects of the question.
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generate five different jokes about physics.
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1. what did the physicist say when he found out the speed of darkness? nothing - it's exactly the same!
2. what do you call a plant that loves physics? an aloe-gebra! 
3. what did the frustrated physicist say? i hate quantum mechanics!
4. why did the physicist cross the road? because he wanted to get to the other wavelength! 
5. what did the physicist say when he made a mistake? oh my fermions!
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