Alright, let me sum up the current market situation for you:

Trump recently became the president of the U.S., which was a sell the news event.

He also launched $TRUMP coin on poorlana chain, which was completely overhyped by all the retards who sold their $ETH utility gems to topblast it. (They got rekt ofc)

Meanwhile Deepseek released its newest AI models, which (apparently) completely overshadows every Western AI model, causing US Tech stocks and crypto to dump.

So, right now, we’re experiencing TOTAL CAPITULATION.

But now, I want you to actually use the few brain cells you have:

You can do TA all you want, but you shouldnt ignore seasonality coz history shows that Q1 after an election year has ALWAYS been green.

Also, this time Trump won and crypto has never been a hotter topic. With crypto-friendly laws and regulations incoming, it’s clear the market will pump our bags.

Also, Trump has a massive ego. Do you really think he’ll let CHINA outperform the US following a market crash in his first week in office? No way. He’ll do everything he can to pump the markets.

So here’s where we stand:
•Max capitulation rn.
•Max bullish catalysts coming up.

What does that mean for you?

BID.

Sure, a crash will come eventually - but not now. No, not yet. First, we’ll see a blow-off top.

So grow some balls, man up, and press those green buttons at this generational wealth entry point.

GM.