Breaking News : Starmer's Labour Unveils New Strategy: "Blame and Excuse" Bingo

In a bold move to address the nation's myriad of problems, Keir Starmer’s #Labour government has introduced a new policy - "Blame and Excuse" Bingo. Here's how it works:

Public Concerned about #Pakistanirapegangs ? "Ah, that's just Islamophobia rearing its ugly head again. Next!"

Rising knife crime? "Well, have you considered blaming #Amazon? They deliver everything, including, apparently, your kitchen knives."

Calls to #protectourborders? "Oh, that's just the #rightwing Racist dog-whistling. Let's talk about something less... divisive, like the weather."

This innovative approach ensures that no real action needs to be taken. Instead, every issue gets a handy label, neatly packaged with no solutions required. Critics argue it's an avoidance tactic, but Labour insists it's about "fostering a more inclusive dialogue" - or at least, that's what they'll say until the next bingo card is drawn.

Stay tuned for the next round where "Economic Downturn" might just be blamed on "those pesky squirrels hoarding all the nuts!"

Disclaimer - This is satire no policy making squirrels were harmed in the making of this.
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