Invested my life savings into $SNAI because "AI is the future." 🤖  

Now I’m just hoping it moons so I don’t end up living in a literal SNAI-l (snail) shell on the streets. 🐌🏠  

If this doesn’t blow up, you’ll find me:  
- Selling "SNAI-based predictions" for $1.  
- Begging for spare change.  
- Explaining to my mom why I’m homeless.