Phew! Thankfully, an Australian Prime Minister can’t pull junky moves like signing EXECUTIVE ORDERS, Trump-style – no wiping out years of progress with the stroke of a pen.

If #PeterDutton, Trump Wannabe, ever stumbles his way into the Lodge (shudders), at least we’re safe from him firing off decrees like a wannabe dictator. Sure, there are ways to perform political-grade wankfuckery here, but it’s much harder. Parliamentary hurdles, collective decisions, and checks make our system a bit more resistant to knee-jerk disasters.

Still, sighs of relief only go so far – stay vigilant, folks. Don't elect this puny parasite.

#PeterTheParasite