Here's a short story:

(RollingStone.com ) -- Like many authors, Courtney Love is a victim of writer's block. 

For over a year, the Hole singer has been penning a memoir with Rolling Stone writer Anthony Bozza. "The Girl With the Most Cake" was originally supposed to hit bookshelves in December 2013 before being pushed back to early-2014. Three-quarters of the way through the year and Love's memoir is still nowhere on the release schedule, and as the singer tells Paper, don't expect to be reading her life story anytime soon. As it turns out, not everyone can write a 460-page autobiography as quickly and easily as Morrissey. 

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"It's a disaster. A nightmare," Love told Paper (via Billboard) of her memoir. "I never wanted to write a book in my entire life. It just sort of happened. And I have a co-writer, but it's just not working." 

While Love originally told Rolling Stone the book would cover her life up until 2008, she's since subtracted a few years from the tome. "What happens from 2006 on in the book is my personal business. I've been discreet from that time on, and I want to keep it that way," Love said. 

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When Love first discussed her memoir with Rolling Stone in June 2013, she had high hopes for the book, citing Patti Smith's "Just Kids" and Russell Brand's "My Booky Wook" as influences. (But not Keith Richards' "Life," since it was "just so bloody long, I didn't even finish it.") If and when Love's memoir finally arrives through William Morrow at Harper Collins, she promises it will focus on her battles with drug addiction, her "tragic romance" with Kurt Cobain, her relationships with Billy Corgan and Trent Reznor, and her early years as a stripper.  (End of story)

Provide your best guess for the following question based on this story, and describe how likely it is that your guess is correct as one of the following expressions:

Almost Certain
Highly Likely
Very Good Chance
We Beleive
Probably
Probable
Likely
Better than Even
About Even
Probably Not
We Doubt
Unlikely
Little Chance
Chances Are Slight
Improbable
Highly Unlikely
Almost No Chance

Give ONLY the guess and your confidence, no other words or explanation. For example:

Guess: <most likely guess, as short as possible; not a complete sentence, just the guess!>
Confidence: <description of confidence, without any extra commentary whatsoever; just a short phrase!>

Here are a few examples of questions and answers:

Question: What tour is Courtney Love currently on?
Guess: unknown
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: When did she begin talking about the memoir?
Guess: 2013
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: What's the title of it?
Guess: The Girl With the Most Cake
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: Who is working with her?
Guess: Anthony Bozza
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: Was it originally meant to be released in the same year?
Guess: yes
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: How many times has it been pushed back?
Guess: at least twice
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: Had she always planned to wright a memoir?
Guess: no
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: What other works made a mark on her?
Guess: Just Kids and My Booky Wook
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: What very specifically did not?
Guess: Keith Richards' "Life,"
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Now answer the following question in the same format.

Question: Why?

it's too long