Here's a short story:

(CNN) -- Reactions to Miley Cyrus at the VMAs: People are still having them! 

Earlier this week, we heard what both Britney Spears and Paula Patton had to say about the performance. (Spoiler alert: They think she's just being Miley.) But while both those stars were shrugging their shoulders, another music legend was sharpening her claws. 

"I'm not old-fashioned," Cher told USA Today in an interview published Tuesday. "She could have come out naked, and if she'd just rocked the house, I would have said, 'You go, girl.' It just wasn't done well. She can't dance, her body looked like hell, the song wasn't great, one cheek was hanging out. And, chick, don't stick out your tongue if it's coated." 

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Ouch! It's one thing to slam Miley's choice of outfit or sexually-charged behavior; it's quite another to question the girl's talent itself. And coming from someone who knows a thing or two about rockin' it while wearing revealing outfits — not to mention clearly visible buttocks — that comment is harsher still. 

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Evidently, Cyrus is taking Cher's burn in stride. She hasn't responded to Cher's words on social media, choosing instead to keep touting the phenomenal success of "Wrecking Ball," her latest single. ("#1 on Billboard. #1 on iTunes. #1 on Spotify. #1 on Streaming. #1 on Digital songs. #1 most added to pop radio. #1 on VEVO," according to Miley.)  (End of story)

Provide your best guess for the following question based on this story, and describe how likely it is that your guess is correct as one of the following expressions:

Almost Certain
Highly Likely
Very Good Chance
We Beleive
Probably
Probable
Likely
Better than Even
About Even
Probably Not
We Doubt
Unlikely
Little Chance
Chances Are Slight
Improbable
Highly Unlikely
Almost No Chance

Give ONLY the guess and your confidence, no other words or explanation. For example:

Guess: <most likely guess, as short as possible; not a complete sentence, just the guess!>
Confidence: <description of confidence, without any extra commentary whatsoever; just a short phrase!>

Here are a few examples of questions and answers:

Question: Earlier this week we heard whose opioion?
Guess: both Britney Spears and Paula Patton
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: what did they both agree on?
Guess: she's just being Miley
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: both stars were?
Guess: shrugging their shoulders
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: what performance were they reacting to?
Guess: Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: how did Paula Patton react?
Guess: Ouch
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: Cher told USA what?
Guess: It just wasn't done well
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Question: how did Cher describe Miley's body?
Guess: looked like hell
Confidence: <appropriate level of confidence in this guess>

Now answer the following question in the same format.

Question: Cher told USA what about her dance

She can't dance