The following are stories and questions about them. Each story is followed by a question and answer to a given question.

Story: The angel alligator was quite the sight! It loved to scream with all its might! 

It loved to roll in mud and sun. Then it would go for a run. 

But why did it run? Why did it scream? 

It had a fork in its butt! 

It sat in a trashcan. This was not a smart thing to do! But he did it, oh yes, oh me, oh you! 

The alligator had a beard. It was a great beard. But nobody ever talked about his beard. Why? Because they would only see the fork in its butt! 

But one day, the alligator made a friend. The friend needed a fork. How was he to eat his spaghetti without a fork? 

But...I'm not sure a butt fork is the best way to eat spaghetti. 

Do you?

Question: Why did the angel alligator scream?
Answer:It had a fork in its butt

Question: How did that happen?
Answer:unknown

Question: What facial feature did he have?
Answer:a beard

Question: Did anyone notice?
Answer:no

Question: What did they focus on instead?
Answer:
the fork in its butt