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Imagine you're a nine-year-old boy, grungy rags for clothes, belly empty, a sadistic father who beats you, if you don't beg for money (and get it) . Afraid of life, an endless, joyless, struggle, to survive. The only relief from the grim reality, is sleep, for a few hours, on the dirty floor, in something not quite a shelter. Maybe dream of a better existence, then a few hours after, a fantasy, everything you desire, is no problem to obtain. And the child , is now the King of England ! That's the plot , of Mark Twain's novel. Tom Canty, the unhappy boy, is wandering around London, during the last days, of the fierce, Henry the Eighth. Tom does not desire to go home, no money to give his father, and a sure, vicious beating, as a consequence. He always wanted to see a royal. But could never, in the slums of London, wonder why ? Arriving at Westminister Palace, after a long walk, Tom spots the Prince, playing outside. Trying to get a closer view, but a mob, surrounds the gates. A guard roughs up the boy, when he at last approaches the palace. The kindhearted Edward, sees the incident and tells his guards, to let the pauper in. The poor Tom, is going to talk to the future king ... The prince is lonely, too much study, not enough fun, Edward takes him, Tom, to his room. They exchange clothes, look in the mirror, and are stunned. The two, could be twins, so close, is the resemblance, nobody would be able to pick, who is the great Prince, and who is the little Pauper ! With all the unlimited luxuries everywhere, in the residence, jewels, fabulous clothes, furniture, delicious food, toys and books ... Yes, life can be beautiful, for some, thinks the visitor. Later the Prince seeks to punish the guard, who had mistreated his new friend. Goes out the gates and ... Big mistake, he still has foul threads on. The palace guards believe he's the poor boy, and drive him away, protesting, Edward says he's the prince, and receives big laughs, from the rabble. Obviously the kid is mad. The two worlds of the city, both real, same people but how different, separated by a chasm, that can not be traversed by either. But the two children see for the first time, in their young lives this. It changes them, they will never be quite the same again. With the help of Miles Hendon, the prince's new friend, son of a rich man, who's been fighting wars on the continent, for ten years, the royal lives. A surprise awaits Miles, at home, however ... The mad boy survives many brutal adventures, on the road, staying away from his "father," John. Equally difficult the troubles of the other insane child. The phony prince, Tom , has delusions that he's not the son of the king. And Henry dying, what a mess ... But Tom starts to like being King, servants obey, all his wishes come to pass, everyone bows before him, forgetting about his mother and sisters. Not caring that the real Edward the Sixth, is lost and in danger. It's good to be King !
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Read information about the authorSamuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist. He is noted for his novels Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885), called "the Great American Novel", and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876).
Twain grew up in Hannibal, Missouri, which would later provide the setting for Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer. He apprenticed with a printer. He also worked as a typesetter and contributed articles to his older brother Orion's newspaper. After toiling as a printer in various cities, he became a master riverboat pilot on the Mississippi River, before heading west to join Orion. He was a failure at gold mining, so he next turned to journalism. While a reporter, he wrote a humorous story, "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County," which proved to be very popular and brought him nationwide attention. His travelogues were also well-received. Twain had found his calling.
He achieved great success as a writer and public speaker. His wit and satire earned praise from critics and peers, and he was a friend to presidents, artists, industrialists, and European royalty.
However, he lacked financial acumen. Though he made a great deal of money from his writings and lectures, he squandered it on various ventures, in particular the Paige Compositor, and was forced to declare bankruptcy. With the help of Henry Huttleston Rogers, however, he eventually overcame his financial troubles. Twain worked hard to ensure that all of his creditors were paid in full, even though his bankruptcy had relieved him of the legal responsibility.
Born during a visit by Halley's Comet, he died on its return. He was lauded as the "greatest American humorist of his age", and William Faulkner called Twain "the father of American literature".
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Updated. Warning that if elected Senator Barack Obama would "enact the single largest tax increase since the Second World War," Senator John McCain argued in a speech today that he would keep a steady hand on the economy, holding down taxes on individuals and corporations.
Mr. McCain said reducing the corporate tax rate would help make American businesses more competitive and prevent jobs from moving overseas. He also said that it is not enough to tweak the current tax code around the edges, and instead proposed "a vastly less complicated system" that would include two tax rates with a standard deduction.
He addressed small business owners the day after Mr. Obama opened the beginning of his tour through several states he believes could be battlegrounds for the general election, with a spotlight on economic issues. He and Mr. McCain have been going round-for-round on tax issues, health care and the mortgage crisis.
The presumptive Republican nominee also called for a middle-class tax cut, a doubling of the size of the child tax exemption and a repeal of the Alternative Minimum Tax. Several of these proposals had been offered up by Mr. McCain before.
Under an Obama administration, Mr. McCain said Americans would see more money come out of their paychecks, and he criticized his Democratic opponent for proposing to re-negotiate Nafta, the trade agreement with Canada and Mexico.
"If I am elected president, this country will honor its international agreements, including Nafta, and we will expect the same of others," Mr. McCain said. "And in a time of uncertainty for American workers, we will not undo the gains of years in trade agreements now awaiting final approval."
Speaking at a summit organized by the National Federation of Independent Business and eBay, Mr. McCain sought to cast himself as a friend of small businesses while asserting that Mr. Obama's fiscal policies would hurt entrepreneurs.
"When Senator Obama talks about raising income tax rates on those making over $250,000 dollars — that includes these businesses as well," Mr. McCain said.
Our colleague, John Broder, who is traveling with the Obama campaign, captured the presumptive Democratic nominee's response to Mr. McCain's remarks this morning:
"What he's prescribing for the country is wrong for this country and the way he characterizes my plan is just wrong," Mr. Obama said referring to the McCain plan.
At a press conference at a St. Louis hospital, Mr. Obama said that his plan would close the "egregious" tax loopholes that have exploded over past eight years and eliminate capital gains taxes for most small businesses.
Mr. McCain, by contrast, "wants to add $300 billion more in tax breaks and loopholes for corporations and the wealthiest Americans. And he hasn't come remotely close to explaining how he'd pay for it."
Mr. Obama has not provided a detailed explanation for how he would pay for tens of billions of dollars in tax cuts, infrastructure improvements, expanded access to health care and other government programs.
He says there is a "rough alignment" of spending and revenues in his proposals. "Like many budgets," he said, "it's not completely detailed."
And he added, "You can't compare the fact that we may not be able to document every dime that's paying for our proposals, but we're in the ballpark, versus John McCain, who has no way to pay for $300 billion in tax cuts that are a centerpiece of his policy."
At several points during his remarks at a Washington hotel, the Arizona senator was interrupted by the shouts of protesters. One woman rose from her seat and yelled: "War is bad for small business."
But Mr. McCain brushed off the hecklers: "One of the things Americans are tired of is people yelling at each other," he said. "They want us to respect each others' opinions."
Later, Mr. McCain was chased by war demonstrators at the front of the hotel where he spoke as he got into his motorcade.
Mr. McCain said he was looking forward to debating his Democratic rival on the economy in town hall meetings. On Monday Mr. Obama told an audience in North Carolina that Mr. McCain's fiscal proposals amounted to a "full throated endorsement of George Bush's policies."
But in his 25-minute speech today, Mr. McCain attempted to keep himself at arm's length from the Bush administration, pledging, if elected, to rein in government spending by seeking line-item veto power.
"In so many ways, we need to make a clean break from the worst excesses of both political parties. And for Republicans, it starts with reclaiming our good name as the party of spending restraint," he said. "Somewhere along the way, too many Republicans in Congress became indistinguishable from the big-spending Democrats they used to oppose."
But a memo circulated by the Democratic National Committee questioned Mr. McCain's promise to curtail spending if elected, noting that the Arizona senator voted for several of the president's budget proposals that included substantial increases in federal spending.
The memo also sought to dismantle Mr. McCain's assertion that Senator Barack Obama's fiscal proposals would amount to the largest tax hike since World War II. It wasn't the first time Mr. McCain has used that line, and in a rebuttal to the speech, the D.N.C. cited a finding last month by the independent watchdog group, FactCheck.org:
By the measure most economists prefer, McCain is wrong in his claim that Sens. Clinton and Obama want to implement "the single largest tax increase since the Second World War;" it would be the fifth largest. At a more basic level, it's misleading to tag Clinton and Obama for something that was scheduled during the Bush administration – the expiration of the 2001 and 2003 Bush tax cuts, which by law will occur at the end of 2010.
Damien LaVera, a Democratic Party spokesman, accused Mr. McCain of using "the Bush tactic of distort, distract and divide" during his remarks.
Meanwhile, Senator Obama offered more details about his own views on the economy today. More from John Broder:
Senator Barack Obama said that he did not believe that raising taxes hurts job creation, but that he would reconsider his plans to raise taxes on some businesses and wealth individuals if the economy is still sluggish when he takes office.
"I always take facts into account," he said in a press conference at a hospital in St. Louis. "I can't predict yet where the economy will be six months from now or eight months from now. It would be irresponsible to say we're going ahead with it regardless of where the economy is."
He acknowledged that there is a point at which taxes become so burdensome to businesses that they have to cut back on investment in plants, equipment, research and development. He said, however, that his tax plans would not create such disincentives.
"Nobody's talking about huge shifts in our tax system," he said. "What I've said, and capital gains have gotten the most attention, the business tax I've suggested may need to be modified. We would adjust it potentially upwards but not to a markedly higher level. If we sent the cap gains rate up to 20%, my discussion with people like Warren Buffett, indicate it would not have any significant impact when it came to investment. At 40-50% yes, it could have an impact, but nobody's talking about that."

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|3174 The Gate of Fort Canning
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Between 1859 and 1861, a fort was build on a small hill located in the southeast portion of Singapore, to defend the harbour. It was named Fort Canning after Viscount Charles John Canning, who was then Governor-General and the first Viceroy of India. The fortifications were regarded as a failure from the beginning, as ships could easily get close enough to destroy the town and remain out of range of the fort's guns. Moreover the lack of a water supply rendered the fort useless as a place of refuge.
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In 1907, the old fort was demolished, and in 1920's a military headquarters was built with underground rooms serving as operations centre. Completed in 1938, the Battle Box comprised 30 rooms and had its own generator. By 1941, it was considered to be too small for its intended use, and a new Combined Operations Headquarters was build. The Battle Box remained the Headquarters of Major General Frank Keith Simmons, who was responsible for the defence of Singapore Island.
The decision to surrender Singapore to Japanese was made by Lieutenant-General Arthur Percival, General Officer Commanding of the British land forces in Malaya and Singapore, in a meeting on the morning of 15 February 1942, which held in the Commander, Anti-Aircraft Defence Room of the Battle Box. Singapore was considered an impregnable fortress, being nicknamed the "Gibraltar of the East". When Japanese Army conquered it in only 8 days, Winston Churchill considered this "the worst disaster and largest capitulation in British history."
The Battle Box having remained empty since the war, and was sealed off in the late 1960s due to safety concerns. The area became known as Central Park in 1972 when the land previously used by the British armed forces was combined with King George V Park, and was renamed Fort Canning Park in 1981. Rediscovered by a journalist in 1988, the Battle Box was developed into a museum, depicting the final days of the battle of Singapore. Through the use of audio-visual effects and high-quality animatronics visitors can relive the morning of 15 February 1942.
About the stamp
On the postcard 1851
The stamp is part of the second set of the series Vanishing Trades, about which I wrote here.
On the postcard 3174
The stamp is part of the series Scenes of the local markets, issued on April 18, 2012. All four stamps have the same face value, 80 cents.
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The homeowners reportedly think this is a more "fun" way to sell their home and raise money for charity at the same time.
A millionaire in England is holding a competition to give away his $3 million mansion for $14.50 a ticket — complete with Rolls Royce, stocked wine cellar, gardener and housekeeper.
The four-bedroom hideaway is surrounded by a ten-acre landscaped garden, three-hole golf green, leisure complex with a pool and gym, and an in-law apartment.
The seller wants to walk away with just a handful of personal possessions, so he is also chucking in all the furniture, hundreds of bottles of wine and all the big appliances.
The seller is leaving all furniture, appliances, and even light bulbs to the winner of the raffle. (Millionaire Mansion/SWNS)
Whoever buys the home near Tiverton, Devon, will also get close to $70,000 cash, a tractor and quad bike — and, bizarrely, the stock of 600 spare light bulbs.
The anonymous homeowner said he hasn't put the house on the market before, and just wants to "sell" it via the competition to "have some fun."
The entire prize package is valued at around $4.2 million.
Along with his wife, the businessman built the property in the early '90s and will donate 2 pounds (about $2.75) from every ticket sold to a number of charities.
"We've had some wonderful times in the house, which we designed and built ourselves," he said. "However, we have two grandchildren who live four hours drive away and we want to be closer to them.
"We thought that selling the house through a competition would be a fun thing to do and would mean we could raise money for some of our favourite charities.
The couple who owns the home says they plan to donate a portion the money from each ticket to charity.
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Interested parties can enter via www.millionairemansion.co.uk. Entrants must answer a simple question in order to buy a ticket.
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The lucky winner will be able to start "enjoying a luxurious lifestyle from day one," says a local real estate agent.
The main competition prize package includes: the mansion, a Rolls Royce, leisure complex with swimming pool, gym and changing facilities, extensive grounds of 10 acres with beautiful landscaped gardens, three-hole golfing greens, self-contained apartment with garden, garage for four cars, housekeeper and gardener (paid for a year), all gardening implements, including a tractor and quad bike, fully-stocked wine cellar, kennelling for dogs, all furniture and fittings, legal taxes paid and 50,000 pounds.


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Never mind yesterday's fake teaser. Might this be the first glimpse of JJ Abrams' much-anticipated Star Trek reboot? Okay, maybe not. But if this "hilarious" parody of the original series (with parodies of Darwinism and Carl Sagan thrown in the mix) didn't tickle your fancy, perhaps the intelligent conversation offered on its page on GodTube - the Christian alternative to YouTube, in case you didn't know - may be more fulfilling. Also, there's a second clip, after the jump.
"Darwin was not an atheist. He was a firm believer in Christ. In fact he didn't even believe in evolution in the sense that the world believes in it today. Also, atheists don't believe there is no morality...they are mistaken where morals come from. Morality comes from God, but that does not mean that those without God have nor morals."
"Darwin was a 'practical' atheist in the sense he was a naturalist. He was searching for a way to explain the origin of all living things without the need for God."
"Gene Roddenberry was an atheist, that's all that matters"
"Spock has gotten faaaaaaaaaat"
Whatever happened to "Judge not, lest ye be judged," anyway?
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You can now watch the moment that Bernie Sanders and Larry David learned that they're related on the PBS show Finding Your Roots. There are certain things that American citizens have come to expect during election years: a year of the top news stories being election-related, days when traffic explodes due to a candidate's visit, social media debates, and thousands of memes about politicians, promises, and policies. Not to mention, the barrage of political imitations and sketches on Saturday Night Live.
From SNL regular Kate McKinnon's triple threat imitations of Hilary Clinton, Jeff Sessions, and Kellyanne Conway to the return of former cast member Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer to frequent guest star Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump - an imitation that he is now repeating in SNL season 43 - there are plenty examples of the latter to choose from. While Baldwin's take on Trump has dominated the political sketches for awhile, audiences would be remiss if they forgot that earlier in the 2016 election, another guest star was perfectly nailing one of Trump's competitors. Larry David appeared regularly on SNL during the earlier days of the election to play candidate Bernie Sanders - an imitation so good and so funny that Sanders himself made it clear how much he enjoyed it. In fact, Sanders popped up in a sketch on Saturday Night Live opposite Larry David, who was hosting that night.
Related: Gal Gadot Crashes the Set of SNL in New Promo
David's imitation of Sanders was a frequent element of SNL up through to Hilary Clinton winning the Democratic Primary last year. So, a few months ago, when David mentioned that he and Sanders are distant cousins, it wasn't really a shock to viewers who had enjoyed these imitations. Now COS is reporting that audiences can see the moment both men found out that they actually share a bloodline, which occurred when both of them appeared on the PBS series Finding Your Roots.
On Finding Your Roots, celebrity guests have their DNA tested and then find out interesting facts about their heritage by flipping through a book along with host Henry Louis Gates Jr. For three seasons actors, musicians, and other celebrities have learned about who they are and where they come from. Sometimes they have even learned about familial connections, such as when married couple Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick learned they are distantly related in the first season.
The fourth season premiere featured both Larry David and Bernie Sanders learning about their heritage. Both men learned are nearly 100% Jewish, a fact which did not seem to be much of a surprise. But when Gates told them that a relative was discovered - by comparing their DNA to everyone else who was ever tested for the show - David quipped that he hoped it was an athlete. Instead, both men were delighted to realize they share a common ancestor. David happily accepted Cousin Bernie while Sanders dissolved into laughter, mentioning that he often told people that Larry David was the better Bernie Sanders between the two of them.
Sanders may not have won the election last year, but at least he figured out who he can hang out with during the next family reunion.
NEXT: Tom Hanks to Reprise David S. Pumpkins For Animated Special
Finding Your Roots season 4 premieres Friday, October 6th at 4:30 PM on PBS.
Source: COS


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Dolls and Teddy Bear Sale
Musical Kewpie Jewelry BoxThis unique Florence & George exclusive collectible, created under license, is based on original Kewpie illustrations by Rose O'Neill, along with quotes from her writings. When the top of the trunk-shaped jewelry box is lifted, a small Kewpie appears and begins to dance, like the ballerinas of vintage jewelry box fame, to the tune of Mozart's The Magic Flute. 6". TY-136 Learn More
Regular Price: $25.00
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Kitty Collier Goes First Class by Robert TonnerHow else would elegant Kitty travel but first class? And how else could she dress but in a couture costume with a signature vintage touch? Kitty Collier's brunette hair is coiffed in an elegant up-swept manner and captured in a fabulous pillbox hat. The ensemble jacket is trimmed in chocolate velvet, and sculpted to the body in a perfect fit accomplished by clever pleats and built-in belting. She also wears a simple cafe-au-lait shell and matching tweed skirt, and the ensemble is accessorized with pearls, hat, pumps, and gloves. The final touch? A "first class" faux-crocodile travel case. 18" SD-124 Learn More
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Tyler Wentworth's Weekend in Washington by Robert TonnerRobert Tonner designed his latest Tyler Wentworth ensemble for a week-end of social events in Washington D.C. Tyler's multi-faceted and extensive ensemble allows for numerous dressing possibilities. Limited Edition of 250, available exclusively through Florence & George. 16". SD-120 Learn More
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Tyrolean GirlA wonderful gift for the doll lover in your life especially if that doll lover is you. The art quality vinyl/felt doll is dressed in vintage Tyrolean style costume by German doll artist Evelyn Pfaffendorf Moveable head, arms, and legs. 17" SD-105 Learn More
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Teddy Bear CoverletOur Teddy Bear Coverlet, designed in the Florence & George studios was created for us exclusively by the historic Goodwin Weavers of North Carolina. The thick cotton-tapestry woven coverlet, portraying three vintage teddy bears is a very spacious and when you're not snuggling, the coverlet is perfect to display folded over a favorite chair in your living room. 46'' x 67" GH-102. Learn More
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2004 Teddybar Total Sailor BearThis white mohair teddy bear by Steiff has been highly sought after as it was only available to attendees of the world-renowned Teddybar Total in Germany a decade ago. The white mohair Steiff teddy bear wears a three-piece knit cotton sailors ensemble including pants, a striped sweater top and a matching striped cap. This charming bear has an embroidered signature on base and an internal crier (growl) 13". TB-655 Learn More
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2015 Calendar of DollsTwelve full-color photographs featuring a wide variety of gorgeous antique dolls. 24" x 12". PL-147 Learn More
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2016 Calendar of Dolls2016 Calendar of Dolls Now 16 months! November 2015 - February 2017. Sixteen full-color photographs featuring a wide variety of gorgeous antique dolls. 24" x 12". PL-148 Learn More
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The French Bride Paper Doll and Her TrousseauThe French Bride Paper Doll and Her Trousseau, A Florence & George Exclusive. Psyche, the paper doll, appeared in a French fashion magazine during the mid-1800's. Each season a new series of costumes appeared for the doll, with the unusual feature that the costume showed both front and back. Florence & George has reissued Psyche with 30 different costumes including a wedding gown, presented in a deluxe gift box. 8" doll. SD-163 Learn More
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Becassine, Jointed Wooden Doll by French toy firm VilacThe beloved French character Bécassine first appeared in 1905 in the French storybook. In the storybook, Bécassine left her home in Brittany to work as a domestic in Paris. The misadventures of the innocent country girl have intrigued children for nearly a century. Now as Bécassine's 100 birthday approaches she leaves her home in Paris for your home. Florence & George has specially commissioned this fully licensed character of Bécassine from the French toy firm of Vilac which has been making wooden toys in the French Jura Mountains for more than 150 years. Bécassine has an all-wooden body with jointing at shoulders and hips, cotton costume in the classic Bécassine style, and painted complexion and facial features.10" tall. SD-314 Learn More
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Terri Lee Blue EyesCollectors are thrilled to find a vintage Terri Lee with rare blue eyes. Here's a new edition with platinum blonde hair and big blue eyes wearing a fabulous costume that you can mix and match for many costume changes, because the blouse, skirt, jacket and belt are all reversible from solid to plaid. 16". SD-398 Learn More
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Green Scarf Snow BearWith fine mohair head and arms in the classic jointed style, this snow bear has a wool felt snow-body and wears a wool flannel scarf. 8". TB-584. $59 Learn More
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A few years ago, I saw a video of Adriana Lima and her preparation for the VS fashion show, standing in a boxing ring looking way too perfect for someone who just completed a day's worth of training.
I've worked with a few trainers since then and I can honestly say boxing is one of my favourite exercises. I just picture some assholes face on the punching bag and jab, right hook, jab, jab -Frustrations out, sweat out, confidence up.
Having a one-on-one personal training session every weekend is very expensive and unrealistic for my current budget and lifestyle. The boutique gyms around London give pretty much the same results without the price tag.
Their facilities are immaculate and well designed, the trainers are attractive, friendly and the best at what they do. You can go to these spaces and do your class, have a
special health smoothie, get some special health food in the special on-site café from their special on-site kitchen or even get your hair done in the salon surrounded by like-minded special people. Very LA.
My top picks for Boxing-HIIT combination classes are:
My latest trip was to KOBOX on King's Road, Chelsea. It's sparsely decorated and very minimalistic, with a room for the classes and a boxing ring.
The fitness room is dark except for UV kind of lights, with big mirrors and colourful lights along the ceilings. My class had about 30 people, a mixed crowd of both men and women. My friends were quick to point out how hot all the guys were (apparently, an unusual phenomenon)
We did the full-body workout with a pint-sized fierce teacher called Maciela - it was so tough! We used weights, body-weight, punching bags, everything. You either start on the bags or on the wall and then switch after about 3 or 4 minutes with minimal rest in between.
Not looking like Adriana Lima after class
We pre-ordered our smoothies before the class so they were ready for us as soon as we were out. I had an almond-chocolate-protein-something and my friend had a coconut blueberry protein smoothie.
After we showered and cleaned up we took a stroll around Chelsea. Every Saturday there is a market by The Duke of York Square next to the Saatchi Gallery.
They have stalls with all kinds of food, from oysters and champagne to Ethiopian vegan wraps or crispy duck sandwiches. You can grab a bite and sit in the square where there is usually a live band playing. That afternoon a Spanish guitar group was playing The Gipsy Kings (my grandma loves The Gipsy Kings, who doesn't love the Gipsy Kings?)
SO good! But it was way too chilly to sit outside so we ended up having a long lunch at Nell's further down King's Road.
Do you like to keep fit with friends? Or maybe you prefer a strictly a boozy brunch or sleeping in all Saturday?
Let me know in the comments below!
Do you like to keep fit with friends? Or maybe you prefer a strictly a boozy brunch or sleeping in all Saturday?
Let me know in the comments below!


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The 2018 PACE Awards are just around the corner! With so many great vendors and teams from our 2017 PACE Awards, what better way to get excited for this year than to showcase some of those winners. See below for the "Best Event with a Legacy", which went to Forum Conference and Event Center!
The event was called "Water is Life", presented by the Fishers Rotary Club. The Water Is Life Project served over 130,000 people in 130 rural villages by bringing clean, sanitary water to Sierra Leone. Thanks to all the donations over the years they are serving clean lifesaving water to 2% of Sierra Leone's total population – which means they are saving potentially 1,000's of lives each year.
Join us for the 2018 PACE Awards on Friday, April 20th at Forum Conference and Event Center.
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|Testing Development - Extreme nominal-burst-pressure testing at elevated down-hole temperatures
|The test cell is designed to replicate the conditions of the tool in which the burst discs will be used. This is both in terms of the geometry within the 'ports' for example, as well as the temp/pressure environment. Each test piece is held and assembled into the test rig using the same threads as secures the discs in the tools. In this example a metal-metal seal is used. However O-ring seals have been tested to high pressures as well. The disc once loaded is tightened to torque. The temperature aspect of this test is achieved by immersing the test cell into a hot oil bath. High pressure hydraulic feed and drain connections are provided both sides of the disc - should a reverse direction test be required. With the end cap being a simple screw fitted assembly of O-ring, lock ring and cap, rapid change-overs of the test sample can be achieved. The highest rated and tested products we have to-date are 215°C // 400°C and 25,000psi. Burst pressures are accurate to ±2.5psi and temperatures to ±1°C.
The screw-fit end cap contains the viton (DuPont) O-ring and the lock ring required for higher pressure
sealing. The fine gauge thread used on the cap ensures a progressive torque build to the sealing O-ring.
Also within the test cell itself can be seen the metal-metal seal used in this burst disc application. A 'square' shoulder representative of the port geometry seen in many burst disc and O-ring combinations rather than m-m seal, could also be made and tested at temperature.
|Fig2: Detailed view of test cell port geometry
|We can vary the bursting pressures by suitable choice of foil thickness and correction factors being applied. In the pictures shown is a burst disc in its post test state.
|Fig3: Detailed views post test discs
Pressures at these elevated levels are recorded by us in 5psi increments. At normal lower
operating pressure levels the equipment is capable of reading-out in single psi figures. It
is regularly calibrated to ensure consistency
Test cell temperatures within the oil bath are recorded both pre and post test - the average being the 'declared' temperature.
|Fig4: Calibrated digital pressure read-out
In any given batch of burst discs Benoil policy is that to ensure statistical certainty a minimum
of 5 samples be tested to ensure the repeatability of results before test certification is issued.
The Benoil normal tolerance rating on the declared burst pressure is ±5% of nominal. Test certification is supplied with each disc, showing the manufacturing date, batch date, the result of test bursts for that batch and the average batch pressure therefore.
This website was authored by the IT Manager, Benoil.
All pages of this site are © 2019 Benoil Services Ltd.


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Sometimes we need a confidence booster.
We can have doubts in ourselves and how attractive or beautiful we are, especially as women who are by nature created to add beauty, babies, and bliss into the world.
So as a supplier of hair products and tools, we understand how important your hair's upkeep is when it comes to a healthy self image.
The Queen of Sheba
For those of you with even a minimal level of a theological background can probably remember the story of The son of the Great King David named King Solomon and had a love story with the queen of Sheba.
Now the point of the story that I want to bring out to illustrate the potential of what your style can appear to be when you are a member of our product line.
Is to imagine the exotic style in the fair skin of the lady we can travel all across it does deserts with camels in a serving and every for soldier who escorted herself.
Made it through to the desert into King Solomon's kingdom and up to his castle and she was able to present her self.
The essence of true love and something magical that Bread of the confidence within the Queen of Sheba to be able to Find and create the space to make something special happen.
And it is our mission to be able to supply that same feeling of confidence beauty love and grace with those who utilize the products on our shelves.


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THERE were any number of men who would do any job Marcus Lattimer wanted done. He'd amassed a fortune and countless connections during his lifetime, most of which were steeped in murky shades of gray. The men directly employed by Lattimer were absolute in their loyalty—he would tolerate no less—but he never allowed himself to fully trust anyone.
Some jobs ... Some jobs demanded personal satisfaction. This one was a matter of honor. Others might argue that Marcus had none. By their definition, they'd be right. But he was bound by a fierce loyal code. His honor was what mattered.
Allen Cross was an arrogant, coattail-riding ass**le. The world would be a better place without his kind of filth, and Marcus was determined that the task would be completed this day.
Marcus attached the silencer and tucked the gun into the waist of his slacks. Drawing the Armani suit coat closed, he left the confines of his car and instructed his driver to wait. He walked at an unhurried pace toward the entrance of the high-rise that housed Cross Enterprises. Around him the city lights twinkled in the darkening of dusk, and headlights from passing cars bounced along the alleyways.
The streets were mostly empty and the building barren of the weekday horde of employees who scurried in and out with regularity. He paused a short distance from the entrance and checked his watch. The security guard that manned the front entrance on the weekends was a family guy and, like most family guys, had a moderate amount of debt and stretched his budget from payday to payday.
After tonight, the guard wouldn't have the financial worries of others in his class. Marcus had seen to that. Right now, the guard would take a strategic break from his post, and at the same moment, the surveillance cameras would go down.
Money bought many things. Loyalty. Disloyalty. A blind eye. A moment's distraction. Fifteen minutes was all Marcus needed to rid the world of Allen Cross.
Cross was a creature of habit. He came into his offices every Saturday after seven and remained until nine P.M., when his car service collected him and drove him to the same restaurant ten blocks away. He liked the few hours of solitude to go over paperwork—but what he perhaps liked the most was the freedom to victimize a helpless woman with impunity.
Marcus's jaw tightened in fury. Predictability killed a man. As Cross was about to find out.
Marcus rode the elevator to the twenty-first floor and stepped onto the cheap, fake Italian marble flooring, his shoes issuing a faint echo as he walked through the empty reception area.
The door to Cross's office was ajar, and a faint light shone through the crack. Marcus pushed at the door and let it slide soundlessly open. Cross was behind his desk, kicked back in his chair, a glass of wine in one hand as he read a sheaf of papers with the other.
Marcus watched, content to wait for his prey to become aware he was hunted.
After a moment, Cross set his glass down and leaned forward. He halted in mid-motion, and his head snapped up, his gaze locked on Marcus. Cross's eyes widened in alarm and then he recovered, a sneer rolling over his lips.
"Who are you and what the hell are you doing in my office?"
Marcus strolled forward, his expression purposely bland as he loosened his coat. Cross rose, his hand inching toward the intercom on his desk.
"Get out or I'll summon security."
Marcus smiled. "I think you'll find him unavailable."
A flicker of unease skittered across Cross's face when Marcus continued to smile. Marcus pulled out the gun, enjoying the slide of the stock over his palm. He thumbed the safety, and leveled the barrel at Cross's chest.
"Would you prefer to die sitting or standing?"
Cross blanched, and he staggered, his hands slapping the polished mahogany of his executive desk. "What do you want?" he asked hoarsely. "Money? I have money. Just tell me how much. Anything. I'll give you anything."
A sneer twisted Marcus's lips. "You couldn't afford my shoes."
His finger tightened on the trigger, and he watched the awareness in Cross's eyes, the panicked realization that he was going to die.
Cross lunged sideways, and the sound of the bullet smacking into his chest resonated through the spacious office. Cross hit the floor, his arm outstretched in desperation. Blood seeped through the white silk shirt, growing as he gasped for breath.
As much as Marcus wanted to watch the life slowly fade from the bastard's eyes, he had to finish this now. He raised the gun and aimed between Cross's eyes. He saw the finality, the gray acceptance of death in his victim's gaze. He pulled the trigger and then turned away, satisfied that justice had been served.
THE cab pulled to an abrupt halt outside the building where Sarah Daniels had worked for a period of six months. She hadn't been back in a year. The mere thought of walking into Cross Enterprises made her physically ill.
She flung a twenty at the cabbie and ignored his offer to give her change. Clumsily opening the door, she bolted from the cab and entered the high-rise at a dead run.
The lobby was empty. Not even the security guard was at his post. Was she too late? What would she have even said to the man? That her brother was here to kill Stanley Cross?
She bolted toward the elevator and pounded on the up button, praying it would be here. She heaved a sigh of relief and threw herself through the doors as they slid open.
She jammed her thumb on the button for the twenty-first floor and then hit the close door button repeatedly.
Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.
She had to be on time. She wouldn't let Marcus go through with it.
Stupid. So stupid.
She should have known. She'd seen the rage in Marcus's eyes. He'd been way too quiet. Too collected as he'd calmly told her that he was taking her away. She hadn't argued. She'd allowed him to make all the plans. All the decisions. She hadn't even known where they were going, only that Marcus's private jet was fueled and waiting for them.
Finally the elevator doors slid open, and she rushed into the reception area and turned in the direction of Allen's office. She saw Allen's door wide open, saw Marcus's profile and then watched as Marcus tucked the gun back into his waistband.
Her horrified gaze tracked downward to see Allen Cross lying on the floor, blood staining his pristine white shirt.
Her hand flew to her mouth and she backed hastily away.
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
She was too late. She hadn't gotten here in time.
Allen was dead. Marcus had killed him.
Oh God.
Nausea welled in her throat. She nearly tripped on her feet as she steadily backpedaled. She had to get away. The police would be here soon. Wouldn't they? Surely someone couldn't just walk off the streets and kill someone in an office building.
She turned and ran back toward the elevator, praying it was still there. She knew that at least two were taken out of service on the weekends, but that left two working on this side of the building.
She jabbed at the down button with her thumb and held her breath, prepared to make a run for the stairs if she had to. The door slid open and she fell over herself getting in. She punched the button for the ground floor and turned just as the doors started to close, only to find herself staring at Marcus's frozen expression several feet away.
The doors closed, cutting him off. The elevator descended, sending Sarah's stomach into even more turmoil.


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10 Health Benefits Of Avocados
Avocados are a delicious and nutritious fruit and very beneficial for your health. But their seed (which tends to be thrown away) can be eaten since it has many more medicinal properties than the rest of the fruit itself. You can also use it topically to treat skin problems and muscle and joint pain.
Below, we will teach you how to use avocado seeds in order to get the most benefits out of them, i.e. to naturally treat many diseases, lose weight, and more much.
Avocados are very nutritious and contain a wide variety of nutrients, including 20 different vitamins and minerals. Here are some of the most abundant nutrients, in a single 3.5 ounce (100 gram) serving (3):
- Vitamin K: 26%of the RDA
- Folate: 20% of the RDA
- Vitamin C: 17% of the RDA
- Potassium: 14% of the RDA
- Vitamin B5:14% of the RDA
- Vitamin B6: 13% of the RDA
- Vitamin E: 10% of the RDA
Then it contains small amounts of Magnesium, Manganese, Copper, Iron, Zinc, Phosphorous, Vitamin A, B1, B2 and B3.
1. A Nutrient-Dense Super Food:
Avocados are packed with nearly 20 vitamins and minerals, including potassium (which helps control blood pressure), lutein (good for eyes), and folate (important for cell repair). They're also a good source of vitamins C and E, as well as B vitamins, which help to strengthen the body's immune system.
2. Good for Your Heart:
Unlike most fruits (which are mostly made up of carbohydrate), avocadoes are high in monounsaturated fat – the kind that's good for your heart. Studies have shown that monounsaturated fat helps to protect against heart disease by lowering so-called "bad" cholesterol, or low-density lipoprotein (LDL), while raising 'good' HDL cholesterol.
One study found that overweight or obese people who enjoyed a moderate-fat diet including one avocado a day had significantly less LDL than those who ate the same diet but skipped the avocado. Not only that, but the avocado-eaters had lower total cholesterol and levels of triglycerides (fat in their blood).
3. Good for Arthritis:
Many studies have found a link between diet and arthritis symptoms. Avocadoes are a good source of vitamin E, a micronutrient with anti-inflammatory properties that has been shown to decrease the risk of the joint damage seen in early osteoarthritis. The monounsaturated fats contained in avocadoes are also known to help slow the inflammation that leads to arthritis.
4. Regulates Blood Pressure:
Avocados are particularly rich in potassium, a nutrient important for muscle strength, nerve function and heart health – and a deficiency could lead to fatigue, muscle cramps, heart palpitations and dizziness.The potassium content in avocados regulates blood pressure and helps to protect against strokes, as well as improving digestion and helping the body to eliminate toxins.Most people think of bananas as being a potassium-rich food – but avocadoes are even better, containing more than twice the amount contained in a banana.


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Centennial Tsinghua University Library—Chapter of Architecture
Just 1 large room and 2 small rooms, this was the Tsing Hua School Library a hundred years ago, north of the Tsinghua Xuetang. Following the growth of the university, the library gradually expanded into an excellent learning facility for the students and faculty. Today it is not only a place for storing books and learning, but also has become an important landscape architecture. The library premises were built in different phases. The first and second phases were completed before 1949, where the first stage was designed by American architect Henry Murphy in the spring of 1919, with a construction area of 2,114 square meters. It is a western classical architecture with a simple red brick exterior embellished with classical column-form stone. The interior is elegantly decorated with marble walls for the lobby, cork flooring, and glass floor and steel shelves in the stack rooms, definitely being world-class level at that time. Completed in November 1931, the second phase was designed by alumni Yang Tingbao, making the total area 7,700 square meters. The new addition has an Italian-style roof and Romanesque arched windows, and its west wing also pursues the original style with a lobby in the middle, and a large stack room in the back that can store 600,000 books. This integrated building has become the model of maintaining the original style after expansion in modern Chinese Architecture. The third phase (Yifu Hall) was completed in September 1991. The building was designed by Mr. Guan Zhaoye, the Professor of the Tsinghua School of Architecture and the Academician of the Chinese Academy of Engineering, with a construction area of 21,000 square meters. This new section takes the functional requirements to form a layout meeting the standards of a modern library with the retrieval hall in the middle encircled by the reading rooms. After its completion, the new and old buildings fused seamlessly together with a harmony and unity in architectural style and color, forming an elegant, culture-rich academic environment, and a window showing Tsinghua's features. As Tsinghua ushered in her Centenary Celebration in April 2011, a new building—Kaifeng Humanities and Social Sciences Library was completed and put into operation. She was designed by Swiss architect Mario Botta with a building area of 20,000 square meters. The building is fused with circular and rectangular shapes, representing a key that opens the thesaurus of knowledge. Today, the library and its branches well serve the needs of both teachers and students. While providing comfortable, convenient, and modern services, these distinctive new and old buildings have also become beautiful landscapes on campus. Contributor: Library Originality: Spotlight Group Text: Adam Chiu Image: Spotlight Group Composition: Spotlight Group Design: Spotlight Group Related Link:http://www.tsinghua.edu.cn/publish/then/5791/2012/20121102093932133732299/20121102093932133732299_.html
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It is our peivilege at Celebration to partner with Scott and Melissa Newton, church planters in Barcelona, Spain! They are members of Celebration Church, sent out to preach the Gospel and plant churches in Barcelona. We support them financially and spiritually, as we pray for them regularly and seek to care for them as they minister. It is our joy to be "yoke-fellows" with them as they make disciples for God's glory.


text: Corn bread Mix recipe Corn bread mix 4-&1/2 cups all purpose flour 4 cups cornmeal 3/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup baking powder 1 to 2 teas. salt 1 cup shortening ADDITIONL INGREDIENTS: 1 egg 1 cup milk in a bowl, combine the dry ingredients; cut in shortening until crumbly.Store in airtight container in a cool dry place or freezer for up to 6 months. YIELD 5 batches PREPARE CORN BREAD In a bowl,beat egg;add milk and mix well.Stir in 2and 1/3 cups corn bread mix just until moistened.(batter will be lumpy)Pour into a greased 8in square baking dish.Bake at 425 for 20-25 minutes or until bread tests done. YIELD: 9 servings per batch Kathy


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"Upon your death you will notice immediately that your direction is taking
you away from the light towards what appears to be complete and utter darkness.
With each passing moment the darkness becomes more intense. At first the
absence of light is only annoying, but you feel it becoming more ominous and
The continuing darkness is stifling. It's as if something is lurking in the
veil of night that surrounds you. You yell, you threaten, you even plead, but
to no avail. Whatever it is just stays there, producing fear like you've never
known before.
As your eyes struggle to adjust to the dark, you become aware of a new
sensation. The heat. It's right at the edge of unbearable. Hot, searing,
intolerable heat. You crave water. You'd give anything for a drink, and try
unsuccessfully to push that desire out of your mind.
The air is thick, choking, miserable; the sulfuric stench of brimstone hovers
in it everywhere causing your nostrils to burn and your eyes to tear. You
become acutely aware of the absence of any good in this place. There is nothing
sacred, nothing holy, nothing of God anywhere to be found. You are amazed at
how evil evil can be.
You begin to sense the great gulf that is fixed between where you are and
where God is. The span is beyond comprehension as you try to realize the
degree of distance that will separate you from God and those who chose to
serve Him. God is on the other side of that gulf. Loved ones in Christ are on
the other side of that gulf. What a lonely and hopeless realization that you
will be forever alone and in torment for all of eternity.
Welcome to Hell!"


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By Seth Freilich | TV | March 7, 2007 |
I'm writing this introduction before having watched this show's premiere episode and I'll say that my expectations for it are quite low. These low expectations come both from reviews I've already seen and because of my lack of interest in the storyline of the show itself (as my Comcast DVR describes it: "The Bell sisters take over the family wedding-planning business after their parents divorce"). So why, you ask, do I intend to review it?
Because it comes from David E. Kelley and, for better or worse, there's still love in my heart for the man. I enjoyed some of "L.A. Law" well enough, I loved "Picket Fences," I was a huge "Chicago Hope" fan, I enjoyed the earlier, comedic parts of "Ally McBeal" (there was a time that Greg Germann's Fish was my favorite TV character), and I even enjoyed the first year and a half of "Boston Public." Plus, the genesis of my life as a TV critic was an impromptu review of the atrocious first episode of "Girls Club," said review coming in the form of a simple e-mail sent to several friends (including Pajiba's own Dustin). And then there's the fact that he's an alum of my law school, he was our graduation speaker, and I've even inadvertently followed in his footsteps by performing in, writing for, and assistant-directing the law school's annual theater show.
And he married Michelle Pfeiffer, for crying out loud.
None of that raises my expectations for this show, mind you, since he's taken several missteps over the last several years. But I feel like I owe it to the guy. However, I have too much writing on my plate to give this the full-blown review I normally would do. So I'm going to steal a page from Dustin's book and go with a real-time review (but just with minute markers, without the seconds, 'cause I'm too lazy for that shit). It probably won't be nearly as funny or entertaining as Dustin's most recent such piece (Open Water 2), but c'est la vie.
Oh, and while the show premiered Wednesday night at 9, that was a sneak peak intended to leech off of the preceding episode of "American Idol." Fox will be airing the premiere episode again in the show's regular time slot, Friday at 9 p.m. (which means you can watch the show while reading my running commentary — it's like a DVD extra!). Now, on with the show. …
00: Fox let the "American Idol" credits bleed over a little bit, sparing us several seconds of what I'm guessing will be a rather painful hour. We should probably cherish each of these seconds.
01: Teri Polo is one of the Bell sisters, which makes me happy, as I have a bit of a crush on her (despite her appearance in Meet the Fockers). But Pamela Adlon is also in the show (although, since she's dressed as a bride, I'm guessing it's only for this episode), and I can't forgive her for being part of the failed experiment that was HBO's "Lucky Louie," even though she's the wonderful voice of Bobby on "King of the Hill." So these two cancel each other out.
02: Oh, see, the smooth wedding planners talk a hesitant bride down from her chain smoking paranoia, to make her realize that this is the man of her dreams, and she nods and says "you're absolutely right," and then turns around and flees. That's funny! And one of the wedding planners says "we've got a runner" into her little lapel mike. That's even funnier!
02: Women running in slow motion, as we are given a credit showing their character names. Nice way to do the opening credits, particularly because their fancy dresses allow for some boob jiggle. If the opening credits include similar boob jiggling every week, Kelley may just be on to something.
03: Commercial for Sandra Bullock's new flick, Premonition. I actually kind of dig the poster for this movie. As for the movie itself? … I kinda dig the poster for this movie.
06: Commercial for "TV's newest phenomenon," the Jeff Foxworthy-hosted "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" This thing has been a ratings bonanza, and that fact alone pretty much answers the question for you, doesn't it?
06: The show comes back with Sinatra's "Love and Marriage" playing over a location shot. I kinda miss "Married with Children."
07: Two platinum blondes in tight and low-cut red tops and heels just hustled over to meet up with our wedding planners, giving us our second set of boob jiggles in five minutes. We're two more scenes away from "Baywatch" territory here.
07: Shit. The show's gone from boob jiggle to nasty arm jiggle ("it's like a metronome"). Misfire number one.
08: One of the sisters might just be a whore. We're back on track.
09: It took Kelley nine minutes to get his first reference to a lawyer ("Could you speak to Ernesto? He evidently put shrimp in the Epsteins' marinara. They've hired a lawyer"). That might be a record for the longest he's gone in a new show without a lawyer reference.
11: The Italian chef is hitting on Teri Polo. Back off man, she's mine.
13: Ah! Polo's husband is a lawyer (I think). Knew there had to be at least one.
13: Yup, that sister from minute eight is totally a whore — she just banged a groomsman and got called out by Polo Sister because she had the "sex hair." Fantastic.
14: We're back in commercial right now. You know, so far, I'm not sure what the tone of the show is supposed to be. I think Kelley's going for the lighter dramedy angle, but the "-edy" part of that term usually requires some actual laughs. And so far, there's been no whimsy, no wit, no funny, no laughs. Which is disappointing because, even in his crappier fare, I've usually found his intentional comedy to be more-or-less on.
17: Aaaand, we're back.
19: OK, so we're being introduced to the mother of the bride (who Polo Sister earlier referred to by some derogatory "Momzilla"-type name which I now forget). She's talking to Whore Sister, and I'd like to share her little monologue with you verbatim:
Momzilla: I'm an acquired taste. I'm here to discuss the menu. I understand you're one of the Bell sisters. … I hold $500 in my hand. You will take this on consideration of the following. My little baby is marrying a Jew. I have no problem with this — they're very nice people. The $500 is for you to get the mail-order minister to slip in "Jesus" twice. I don't care when. If he wants to stub his toe and say "Jesus Christ," I'll take it. But the man's a savior, he deserves a mention.
20: … Sigh.
20: Catty in-fighting between Polo Sister and the Other Sister (no idea what her name is, and she's just generic "professional woman").
21: Oy vey. Polo Sister is lecturing Other Sister about how she's a wedding planner because of bitterness over their parent's divorce or something. I zoned out. But it was very serious, so I guess that was the "dram-" part of the dramedy.
22: The wedding singer is being told off by the bride, who's a raging bitch. But, snap! He's coming right back at her because she's a "loveless fraud."
23: And now the bride is telling Polo Sister and Other Sister that they're fired, and bang — lawyer reference number two (not counting Polo Sister's husband, as I'm still not totally sure he's a lawyer yet): "If I do not receive a full refund by end of business tomorrow, I will be contacting my attorneys … of which I have dozens!"
23: And now the wedding singer is at a bar, bemoaning the fact that he's just a simple wedding singer. I'm actually wishing Adam Sandler were in this show, that's what I've already been reduced to, twenty-three minutes in.
24: Stupid joke with Polo Sister quoting "I Will Surive," trying to be funny by saying it all serious and earnest-like and then getting called on trying to make a joke and … whatever, I still have a crush on her.
26: Naked chick, and they're showing absolutely as much as they can without the FCC hounds being unleashed. Gotta love Fox.
28: Big confrontation between Polo Sister and the bride who's trying to fire them, and the dialogue is so cheesy and stilted and just … sub-par. "Don't you yearn sometimes to welcome a different man into your private areas?" Is Kelley going the Aaron Sorkin route and doing 'shrooms while he's writing?
29: Ah, and because it's funny, the bride just repeated the joke, saying something about welcoming "another man into my private areas."
30: Commercial. So the bride called Polo's husband a bean counter, and since he's repeatedly (in another flat joke), referred to himself as the chief operating officer of the business ("I'm the C … O … O."), I'm going to guess he's an accountant, not a lawyer. Which means we're up to three legal references, because he made a crack about being very familiar with tax laws or something — it was a while ago, and nothing about this show is being stored in the "memory" portion of my brain.
32: I could really go for a Geico caveman commercial right about now — would really hit the spot.
35: Oh yeah, so Other Sister used to be hooked up with the company's photographer, and she sorta wants to be back together with him (that was some of what her earlier catty in-fighting with Polo Sister was about). But he was the one with that naked chick in his apartment, so that might not happen. So, to recap, we've got this awful relationship thing. And then Polo Sister has problems with her husband, who also works for the company (of course), and she's also being wooed by the chef who has a stupid accent and pretends to be Italian but is actually Greek or some shit. And then there's the Whore Sister who is, you know, a whore. So three totally cliché setups for the three lead female characters. Somewhere in here there's a joke about his relationship with Michelle Pfeiffer and why he doesn't know anything about real women, but my brain's a little too flat to come up with one, so we'll make this a Reader Fill-in-the-Blank.
36: OK, that was a minorly funny moment. The wedding singer was apologizing to the bride, and there was this cheesy music playing on top of it. But the bitchy bride calls him out on the fact that he had the band scoring his apology (so it wasn't just the show's soundtrack, you see). Cute. Not hilarious, but I'll take what I can get at this point.
37: The jiggling boob twins are back with another hustle, this time in low-cut, tight pink tops. But it's not sexist, because the joke here is all about them wanting to show their cleavage off, you see?
38: Umm … wow. OK, time to rewind and transcribe some dialogue again. So this black lady who works for the wedding planning company is chewing out the two blonde chicks over their fascination with having their cleavage show, and explaining that they're not the brides, and they can have all the cleavage they want at their wedding. Or something like that — I was staring at the cleavage. Anyway, let's pick up at the end of her diatribe (and I'm sorry, I totally don't know any character's name here):
Black Lady: … What's wrong with the both of you.
Boobs 1: …
Boobs 2: …
Black Lady: Why you looking at me like that?
Boobs 1: Umm, please don't take this personally …
Boobs 2: … but we're totally afraid of black people.
Boobs 1: Not the Cosby kind.
Boobs 2: But when they're angry.
Boobs 1: It's totally cultural.
Boobs 2: Oh my god, totally. Do you have a record?
We're totally afraid of black people? The Cosby kind? I mean … can we just have some more breast jiggling please?
39: Awwww. …Whore Sister just learned a valuable lesson. She was about to bang that groomsman again, only to find out that he's married. Could this be the turning point where she stops being a whore and becomes a sweet flower?
39: Polo Sister's husband again notes that he's the company's C-O-O. I'm waiting for when that's going to be funny (I believe it's the third time now).
40: It's the big confrontation between Polo Sister and her COO husband. Good times, good drama.
41: … Sigh. The husband gave this big "manly" speech about why it's not OK for married women to be attracted to other men, and of course at the end of it, Polo Sister says: "Russell, that was almost sexy."
44: Chuck Norris in a Mountain Dew commercial! Totally the best thing to happen in the last 44 minutes.
45: Commercial for the local news: "The newly developed super-tomato … that could prevent birth defects - next!" Strike my Chuck Norris comment. Super Tomatoes totally trump Chuck Norris.
46: Our first patented David E. Kelley character quirk! The bitchy mother can't cry: "I have defective tear ducts — it's genetic."
46-47: Musical montage as everyone gets ready for the wedding. I hope there's one of these in every episode, 'cause that won't get old at all.
48: The Bitchy Bride isn't going out there "because I don't feel sexy. I need to feel sexy on my wedding day and I'm not sexy!"
49: Hahahahahaha. … The photographer kicked everyone out of the room and he's making her feel sexy again by taking sexy photos of her licking her lips, baring her shoulders, hoisting her dress, etc. So stupid.
50: Never mind — not stupid. Genius. Kelley just got us another breast jiggle, and two gratuitous cleavage shots!
51: OK, the priest just started the ceremony, and there's gonna have to be a call-back and "payoff" to the bride's mom demanding two Jesus shout-outs, right?
52: Sho' nuff:
Priest: We are gathered here in the name of love and God. Whether your God be Jesus Christ, Moses, Mohammed. …We are here to celebrate the love and union of Amanda Pontell and Jesus Christ. …Ivan Cohen, I beg your pardon.
Slam dunk!
53: The Boob Girls showed up with their cleavage out anyway. God bless you, David E. Kelley.
53: But here comes the Black Lady to yell at them (I'm sorry I don't know your name Black Lady), which gives Boobs 1 a chance to say: "Oh my god, it's the black person." Oh my god indeed.
55: Another shot of Boobs 1 and Boobs 2 and their dancing cleavage. I can't wait to go back through this review and come up with a final tally.
55: And the bride's dancing with a boob jiggle move. Fantastic.
55: And Polo Sister is dancing with her husband, but looking at the Italian/Greek chef guy. Man, there's gonna be trouble there, I'll tell you what.
56: Another shot of Boobs 1 and Boobs 2 dancing and jiggling. Unbelievable.
56: Whore Sister has been with 32 men. I'll turn this over to the readers. So what's the ruling here, does that mean she's officially a whore or what? What's the whore standard out there these days?
57: Man, this relationship crap between Other Sister and the photographer is even worse than the Polo Sister drama. Whore Sister is by far the best of the sisters, simply because there's no relationship drama to be had (I'll take whatever bad whore drama she's going to have over bad relationship drama any day of the week).
58: OK, seriously people. David E. Kelley is a genius. The bride's dress just caught on fire. Stupid. But folks try to put it out by stomping on her dress, causing the dress to rip and expose her naughty black garters. Brilliant.
59: This season, on "The Wedding Bells." Another shot of Boobs 1 and Boobs 2 running and jiggling! … And some more stupid relationship crap.
OK, so here's the final tally. One naked chick (as naked as can be at 9 p.m. on network TV). One set of naughty black garters. Four gratuitous cleavage shots (counting Boobs 1 and Boobs 2 separately, but only when they were not also jiggling). And ladies and gentlemen, fourteen pairs of jiggling boobs.
I won't be watching this show again, don't get me wrong. But I totally applaud you, David E. Kelley. In fact, my man-boobs are jiggling in admiration.
Seth Freilich is Pajiba's television columnist. And one of these days, he may try to dig up that "Girls Club" review and give you a sneak peak at where it all began.
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