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We would like to tell you about the offer of our company that it has brought in the last week. Under the offer we are providing 10% discount to our 10 years old customers. Your company has been our customers for last 15 years. We hope that you will give such offer your due consideration.
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The Canyon Lake Women's Club held its 45th annual President's Cup Tournament on Mar. 20 and 27. There were 37 players and three flights. Linda Hudson was declared the overall winner and was toasted with champagne, received flowers and will have her name engraved on the perpetual President's Cup trophy.
The winners are as follows:
A Flight: Gerry Meeks, Mary Burns, Babette Stubbs, Anita Fairfield and Jeannette Williams.
B Flight: Ina Pickard, KK Beecher, Alice Ramirez, Ura Furry and Maxine Whalen.
C Flight: Linda Johnson, Betty Henry, Kathy Homewood, Linda Kamashian and Laverne Cann.
The club congratulates all the winners and women who participated in this major event and thanks Merilyn Murphy and Alice Ramirez for the festive and patriotic table decorations, Golf Pro Pat Kemball, assistant Pro Brian Carlson and the staff for their assistance with the tournament and the country club staff for a delicious lunch.


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"A bold adventurer succeeds the best"-Ovid
One of the many adventures planned for this summer was to get my tea leaves read at the Kitchen Witch. On my last trip to the fair red isle, I packed my car with three of my besties and we headed out with just a route number and hoped for the best. Approximately five wrong turns, a red dirt road and an hour longer than the trip should take later, we arrived at out destination. Phew, good thing I keep a map in the glove box. We arrived to find out the "witch" didn't read tea leaves on Thursday (she has a cleaning business we were told..). That didn't stop us from enjoying the quirky charm that the old school house exuded, the tasty gluten-free treats and the life story of the owner who was originally from the deep south. We are trying again this Sunday!!


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The most taken for granted aspect of driving is the act of steering. Often we land ourselves in trouble on the road and we don't have the know-how to steer our way out of it. Sometimes the condition of your vehicle and the components that aid safe steering can affect your vehicle's ability to perform correct steering.
This article will highlight some of the reasons steering is affected and how to safely correct steering to keep yourself and those around you safe on the roads.
Firstly, the most important thing to adhere to is to always have both hands on the steering wheel. In South Africa, where almost 40 percent of road death accidents are of pedestrians on the road, it has become increasingly important to remain vigilant and ready to react. Having your hands on the steering wheel in the 9 and 3 o clock position or 10 and 2 will ensure that you are prepared to react. Hands at the 8 and 4 position lead to lazy driving and are not good in helping reaction times. However, driving with one hand or finger is the worst possible way to help reactions. In an emergency situation one cannot get one's hand back on the wheel fast enough. An increased reaction time means the chances of an accident or fatality occurring are much higher.
In order to check that your vehicle's steering is in good condition you can do this simple test on an open stretch of road to check how your car reacts. If your car remains straight, save for a little bit of deviation due to the camber of the road, then it is likely that your vehicle's steering is safe. However if your car reacts otherwise, it is a good idea to explore the following options:
- A vehicle that moves from side to side could have incorrect wheel alignment, a loose steering gear or an unbalanced load.
- If it sways to one side, this could be an indication of a big difference in tyre pressure, incorrect rear wheel tracking, a broken spring or even due to some of the reasons mentioned above.
- If your vehicle turns a corner and struggles to return back to a straight steering position it could be due to some of the reasons listed above, but also due to binding steering linkages, damaged suspension arms, wrongly adjusted steering gear or sagging front springs. Low fluid levels, a faulty pump, sticky valve spool, loose belt or a clogged hose can also contribute to steering problems.
- If a steering wheel has a lot of kickback when driving over stones or seams in the road then it is best to check for loose steering linkages, a worn steering box or incorrectly adjusted front wheel bearings. Air in a power steering system can also be a cause.
- Lastly, if your tyres squeal on corners this can be an indication of low tyre pressure.
Swerving can be caused by trying to steer while doing high speeds, in rough or wet conditions or in emergency situations. Swerving can be avoided by slowing down in anticipation of these circumstances. In the event of overtaking or entering a new lane, you should always ensure you gently drift back into the lane, as opposed to jerking back into it, this can prevent swerving.
Sometimes incorrect steering with a combination of high speeds and bad road conditions can lead to over and under steer.
Under steer occurs during a turn of a corner, when you try to turn the vehicle but it continues in a straight line, heading off the road. This occurs because the front tyres have reached their adhesion limit and cannot grip the road adequately enough to turn. The best way to correct under steer is to brake, release break, steer in the opposite desired direction and quickly change back to turning in the correct direction. However, you should not brake into a corner as this will cause further under steer, rather try and brake on the straightest line possible. This will ensure the cars slow down enough to regain enough grip to turn.
Over steer occurs when turning a corner and the vehicles back slides out as the rear wheels do not have enough grip to complete the turn. The best to do is not to accelerate further through the corner, but rather to very carefully break gently in the straightest manner possible. Full force braking can become more dangerous than helpful. Rather brake gently and correct your steering in situations such as over steer.
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All The Bridal Exhibitions in 2017: Bookmark!
BY The WMG Bride | 31 Aug, 2017
Everything else can take a backseat now because the wedding season is around the corner! So, brides-to-be and grooms-to-be take note - as we have curated a list of most happening, hip and resourceful wedding exhibitions that are set to take your breath away until the end of the year! Yup, we know wedding woes can be quite a tricky affair. So, here - we got your back covered! You are welcome.
The Dhoom Dhaam Wedding Trunk (Mumbai)
It's a celebrity-driven high-profile exhibition with some great names on the roster - Divya Reddy, Anushree Reddy, Jayanti Reddy, Lola By Suman, Outhouse, Sunita Shekhawat and more. Curated by powerhouse, Tanya Ghavri a bollywood celebrity who has styled the likes of Frieda Pinto, Kareena Kapoor and Katrina Kaif - she sure knows how styling for weddings and brides works. They already had one last year and it has been one big crazy success - and that's because they had some amazing new designers - Veneti Bolaki, Monika & Nidhii etc. This year promises to be even better!
When: 2nd September
Where: St.Regis, Mumbai
Timings: 11 AM to 7 PM
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Pause For A Cause (Delhi & Mumbai)
This two-day gala event promises to bring together talented Indian designers who excel the understanding of silhouettes and textiles modern Indian brides need this wedding season. Be ready to witness a gamut of gorgeous traditional and contemporary Indian clothes and accessories that you can pick for your trousseau. There will also be many options for bridesmaids too! Now, 'Pause for a Cause' is an exhibition cum sale of premium quality handloom, heritage and printed Indian textiles. It is held by Secure Giving Events in the utility of charity. So, come be a part of something worthwhile this wedding season.
When: September 1 to 2, 2017 in Delhi & Sep 27 - 29 2017 in Mumbai
Where: The Bristol Hotel, DLF – 1, Gurgaon and Chhatrapati Shivaji Vastu Sangrahalaya, MG Road, Fort, Mumbai
Timings: 11 AM to 7 PM
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Vivaha Wedding & Diwali Exhibition (Mumbai)
Runway Bridal (Delhi)
This premium 2-day exhibition will showcase the best of bridal wear and jewellery from all corners of India. From celebrated designers to newbies – Runway Bridal will bring the best and latest of bridal couture for our desi brides-to-be. Now, apart from the regular shaadi clothes and accessories, you will also find wedding services and related stuff here. This exhibition has been quite a hit in Delhi NCR for the past two seasons. We cannot wait to see what they will unfold this year!
When: September 2 to 3, 2017
Where: The Ashok Hotel, Chanakyapuri, Delhi
Timings: 11 AM to 8 PM
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Delhi Jewellery And Gem Fair (Delhi)
One of the world's most celebrated jewellery fairs, UBM India brings forth international jewellery shows in 5 major metropolises across India. Now, this group is basically an internet portal for jewellery experts. With more than 3000 suppliers of jewellery manufacturers and jewellery wholesalers from around the world, it is one of the largest repositories for fine jewellery. So, think no more and plan your trip to Pragati Maidan to bask in the glory of glittering magical jewels.
When: September 9 to 11, 2017
Where: Pragati Maidan, Delhi
Timings: 10 AM to 7 PM
Find out more here.
Bridal Asia (Delhi)
One of Delhi's most popular bridal exhibitions, Bridal Asia is coming back with a bang this September. This exhibition is born out of the genesis of reflecting the beauty of contemporary Indian brides. From the best of traditional and modern bridal outfits to awe-inspiring jewellery, and from sterling silver jewellery to sensuous lingerie for your honeymoon – this exhibition is your one-stop-shop for everything related to weddings. They also have stuff like the finest linens from all over Asia for your new bedroom. And guess what, it's not just the brides who should look forward to this event. Bridal Asia has countless things to offer grooms and their entourage!
When: September 23 to 25, 2017
Where: The Ashok Hotel, Diplomatic Enclave, Delhi
Timings: 11 AM to 6 PM
Find out more here.
Design One Festive 2017 (Mumbai)
When: Sep 21, 2017
Where: JioGarden, Bandra Kurla Complex, Mumbai, India
Timings: 11 AM to 6 PM
Find out more here.
The Trousseau Tales (Mumbai)
The Fairytale'ss (Delhi)
This event is a fashion, jewellery and lifestyle extravaganza related to weddings! From popular designers to budding designers, everyone shares the same roof to please Delhi's brides and grooms-to-be! From clothes and jewellery to shoes and bags, sangeet gifting ideas to trousseau buys, and from stationaries to cosmetics – they have it all! In fact, you can also witness the best of home décor products, makeup artists, children's wear, and more!
When: October 10, 2017
Where: Crowne Plaza Hotel, Rohini Sector 10, Delhi
Timings: 11 AM to 8 PM
Find out more here.
The Design Square (Mumbai)
When: Sep 14 2017 at 11:00 am to 07:00 pm
Where: HOTEL TAJ LANDS END, BANDRA (W), BANDSTAND, MUMBAI
Timings: 11 AM to 8 PM
Find out more here.
Stylish Potpourri: Diwali & Lifestyle Exhibition (Mumbai)
When: Monday, September 25
Where: BLUE SEA Banquets, Worli, Mumbai
Timings: 11 AM - 7 PM
Find out more here.
Celebrating Vivaha (Delhi)
If you are addicted to everything related to weddings in India, you must have heard of Celebrating Vivaha. This was one of the very first exhibitions from the House of Vintage. Today, Celebrating Vivaha has become one of India's largest consumer wedding and lifestyle exhibitions. Back in 2003, it started as an annual event only in New Delhi and Mumbai. However, since then it has swelled to various cities across the country. The exhibition brings together numerous brands related to clothing, precious jewellery, trousseau packaging, cosmetics, honeymoon destinations, astrology and numerology, and several other lifestyle elegances.
When: November 17 to 19, 2017
Where: The Ashok Hotel, Chanakyapuri, Delhi
Timings: 10 AM to 7 PM
Find out more here.
Wedding Asia (Delhi)
Wedding Asia hosts countless wedding shows across India. Each show brings together the best from the wedding industry under one roof. From the usual clothes and accessories to some of the most premium wedding services - they got your back covered! Here, you can meet and interact with the country's leading wedding vendors. Get them to help you plan your dream wedding.
When: November 24 to 26, 2017
Where: The Ashok Hotel, Chanakyapuri, Delhi
Timings: 10 AM to 7 PM
Find out more here.
Pink Almari (Mumbai)
When: Thu Sep 21 2017 at 11:00 am to 07:00 pm
Where: Blue Sea Banquets and Outdoor Catering, 11, Khan Abdul Gaffar Khan Road, Worli Sea Face , Mumbai
Timings: 10 AM to 7 PM
Find out more here.
London Market (Delhi)
Be ready to look stunning on your D-Day as this shopping fiesta will help you discover the seasons en vogue trends. So, shop the latest styles, and dress right for every occasion.
When: September 2, 2017
Where: ITC WelcomHotel, Dwarka, Delhi
Timings: 10 AM to 8 PM
Find out more here.
Dandelion #4 (Delhi)
Dandelion rejoices slow living through handcrafted artefacts, handwoven, hand-printed and hand-embroidered textiles for discerning clients.
When: September 27, 2017
Where: Vivanta By Taj - Ambassador, Delhi
Timings: 10 AM onwards
Find out more here.
My Best Friend & Me - Trunk Show (Delhi)
Get your bestie or bridesmaid and head to this trunk show! Be ready to set your eyes on all things glittering and fashionable with India's leading brands and designers.
When: September 27, 2017
Where: Hyatt Regency, Delhi
Timings: 11 AM to 8 PM
Find out more here.
Royal Fables (Delhi)
Royal Fables will bring forth heritage-inspired fashion, jewellery, art and lifestyle that has been brought to life in ateliers housed within charming Havelis and historic forts and palaces.
When: October 6, 2017
Where: DLF Emporio, Delhi
Timings: 11 AM onwards
Find out more here.
The Design Square - Style Vogue Shopping
When: Thursday, September 14
Where: Taj Lands End, Mumbai
Timings: 11 AM - 7 PM
Find out more here.
The Pink Post It Inc (Delhi)
Very big, well-known to have a lot of new-age brands and labels.
When: September 2nd, 2017 and 23rd September 2017
Where: Courtyard Marriott Hotel, Ahmedabad and Taj Mansingh, Delhi respectively
Timings: 11 AM to 7 PM
Find out more here.


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Production starts at Valemon gas and condensate field in Norwegian North Sea
Statoil and its partners have started production at the Valemon gas and condensate field in the Norwegian North Sea.
Gas from Valemon will be sent via the existing pipeline between Huldra and Heimdal, which is a hub for further transportation to the European gas markets.
The condensate will be piped to Kvitebjørn for stabilisation and from there to the Mongstad refinery near Bergen.
A submarine cable will deliver electricity to Valemon from Kvitebjørn.
Statoil Petroleum operates the field with a 53.77% stake. Petoro, Centrica Resources and Norske Shell have 30%, 13% and 3.23% interests, respectively.
Statoil executive vice-president for development and production Norway Arne Sigve Nylund said: "Valemon is one of several new projects on the Norwegian Continental Shelf that will help add value, activity and innovation, demonstrating well the long-term perspective that characterises Statoil's activity on the Norwegian Continental Shelf.
"By using the existing facilities at Kvitebjørn and Heimdal, as well as the existing pipelines, we have also reduced the costs of developing the Valemon field."
Investments in the Valemon field development project will total about NOK22.6bn ($2.9bn) when all wells are drilled.
The platform, which features 40 cabins, will then have ten production wells.
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NSTC News
February 2016
Barkam Awarded Order of Pegasus
Swetha Barkam has been selected for induction into the Order of Pegasus Class of 2016. She will be recognized at the Order of Pegasus award ceremony on April 4, 2016.
Order of Pegasus is the most prestigious and significant award a student can attain at the University of Central Florida. Order of Pegasus recognizes exemplary performance by UCF bachelor's degree students in the areas of academic achievement, outstanding university involvement, leadership, and community service.
Swetha Barkam, College of Engineering and Computer Science, is pursuing a doctorate in material science and engineering. She has already co-authored 10 scientific papers in the area of nanotechnology. Her work focuses on investigating sustainable and inexpensive health care solutions for underprivileged populations in developing countries. Her research focus is on the interaction and application of nanoparticles in biology and potential sensors. She is a graduate research assistant and serves as a mentor for undergraduate students through the National Science Foundation's Research Experiences for Undergraduates program. She's won several awards and is a member of several professional societies.
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You can find more information about the award on the Order of Pegasus website.
To read more about the recipients, head over to the UCFToday article.


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Green River Whiskey
According to Rob McCulloch, Green River Whiskey is back! Yes, the Whiskey Without a Headache, the one that Blots Out All Your Troubles, The Official Whiskey of the U.S. Naval Hospital, is back in production!
Legend has it that distiller J.W. McCulloch, one of the partners in the Forest Queen mine, bought his share from Lou for twenty barrels of the stuff. Can't wait for a belt!
Things are heating up for the race to name Denver's new Justice Center and jail. Mayor Hickenlooper has now officially called for proposals, and petitions are being circulated. The decision-making process gets underway Dec. 10. There is, apparently, some stiff competition from a few other worthy Coloradans who shall remain nameless.
For our part, hard-copy petitions are now being circluated in Denver by the Van Cise family and Larry Bohning, and Scott, Jeff and I are working on a couple of videos for YouTube. We may also get the Mayor and City Council to have a look.
Please sign our online petition to have the jail named for Lou's nemesis, Denver DA Col. Philip Van Cise!
Buda and the Badgers
Ever seen some old movie where some sweet young things lures a Senator or other big shot up to her room only to be surprised in flagrante by a snoopy photographer? Just Hollywood's overactive imagination? Not so...
This is Buda Godman, aka Helen Strong, aka Alice Williams. A looker, no? Paramour of the flamboyant Blonger bookmaker Homer "Dapper Jackie" French, she also dabbled in blackmail, jury tampering, grand larceny and the odd "badger game".
According to 1916 articles in the New York Times, Buda, posing as a convent girl from a respectable family induced a wealthy Chicago businessman to travel with her to New York. Alone in a hotel room, three men, including French, burst in, and threatened to bust Edward R. West of the C.D. Gregg Tea & Coffee Company for violating the Mann Act. Godman finished the play by pleading hysterically with West to bribe the men.
The Mann Act, or United States White-Slave Traffic Act, was introduced in 1910 after the U.S. attorney in Chicago claimed that young European girls were being abducted and brought to the States to work in Chicago brothels. The Act criminalized transport of "any woman or girl for the purpose of prostitution or debauchery . . . or for any other immoral purpose". The Act turned out to be a useful tool in the extortionist's arsenal.
Godman pled guilty, but jumped bail, only to show up a few years later trying to fence the Glemby Jewels.
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We see it every day. We read it in magazines and see it on TV. The next best thing to help you lose weight and be a healthier person. And people buy in by the millions. If they didn't, the ads and commercials and infomercials would go away. Don't you think that there is a reason that these things are aired late at night? They know that the combination of late night TV, wine and credit cards are a horrible idea. That's how my buddy ended up with a house full of knives. Think about it this way….if any of the "magic" pills, potions and serums worked, do you think that any others would survive in the open market? Of course not. If one worked for real, the rest would go away. We discuss this with our clients every day and still, sometimes, to no avail. The formula has to do with work and sweat. Sometimes tears and blood, but they are optional ingredients in the mix. The truth is is that the magic pill is exercise. It's not the formula that anyone wants, because it requires hard work and discipline. But, like it or not, it IS the answer. The harder we work, the more results we see. And we've discussed here, that hard work does NOT mean an hour and a half on the elliptical. No. Weights and work. Weights = muscles. Muscles = increased metabolism. Increased metabolism = decreased body fat. Simple. Straight forward. Truthful.
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Igor Cornelsen is a banking expert that specializes in Brazil's financial markets, having spent decades in Brazil prior to offering his advice to the public. In early 2015, PR Newswire released a story containing four tips shared by Igor Cornelsen.
Only the largest banks in Brazil are trustworthy
Igor Cornelsen suggests that the only banks worth holding one's assets in are the ten largest, including the likes of Banco J Safra, Banco do Brasil, Itau Unibanco, and Bradesco. Other banks, although some of them offer seemingly good deals, shouldn't be trusted with one's investments, according to Igor Cornelsen. While some people support small, local businesses – including financial institutions – more than large corporations, placing one's assets into established, trusted banks unarguably brings a greater net benefit than with smaller options.
China's economic performance is closely connected to that of Brazil
China exports a lot of raw materials to Brazil. Many of these commodities end up in Latin America in the form of finished goods. China also ships tons of finished goods out to countries in Latin America. These connections often result in changes in one another's economies, meaning investors should keep a close watch on what's going on in both countries.
Brazil's real isn't worth its price tag
The real, Brazil's sole currency, has been overvalued for a long time. Cornelsen suggests that the currency isn't worth its price tag, and investors' money is better off in securities, not dollar swaps or real-related futures.
Politicians have an undeniable effect on financial markets
Joaquim Levy and Guido Mantega have been the past two finance ministers in Brazil. Their policies have performed in opposition of Brazil's best interests, unfortunately for people who've invested in Brazil's markets. Investors need to keep up with elections, as appointments could result in big changes.
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Lives in Arlington, Virginia United States · Born on April 15, 1984
Best cooking blog EVER. She makes food from the gaming/fantasy world IRL! http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/
I love all these new friends of mine. There are some spectacular cosplayers out there!^^
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Monthly Archives: January 2012
1099s Oh Joy!
Tweet Happy Happy Joy Joy….Happy Happy Joy Joy! Stick a hot poker in my eye, and you'll understand my feelings about the reporting requirements for small business owners and the 1099. While I understand the concept and reasons for this reporting requirement, it's simply a pain. Ok, I'll get of my soapbox, stop complaining, and deliver the lowdown. If you are a … Continue reading
Hello 2012
Tweet Happy New Year! I can hardly believe it's 2012. As a child, the thought of the year 2012 would conjure up futuristic visions of space-age technology. To some degree, today that technology is a reality. What will tomorrow bring? Imagine what the next ten years will bring? What will 2022 look like for you financially? Are you doing the right things … Continue reading


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29th March - 2nd April 2018
The best 5 days you'll ever have.
Eastercamp is a massive Christian youth camp held just out of Christchurch over the Easter holiday weekend. Its you + your mates, oh and 3,500 others from around the country; all ready to have the best days of their lives!.
There's heaps of slightly crazy activities to get stuck into, chilled-out relaxing things to do, delicious food, bands, sports, movies, jet boating, inflatable activities, a ferris wheel, thought provoking workshops, coffee, toasties, pies, comps, mean-as live video and the list goes on; plus loads of awesome people to hang out with.
You'll also hear some pretty onto it speakers who'll give you sweet insights into what Easter is really about and a fresh look into the face of God as one who is alive and active in bringing colour, life, hope, forgiveness, love, restoration, justice and mercy to the whole world, to everyone and everything in it.
If you're after a full-on high-energy weekend raving/dancing/shuffling with our village stage parties or a chilled out vibe, crafts, movies, cafes, water slides we got it all!
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Eastercamp is a combined Christian youth group event run by Canterbury Youth Services (CYS)


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Campus Name Concept
For those visiting Campus Bielefeld, they have to follow the path of "Erfahrung" (experience), walk along the "Bildungsgang" (course of education) and cross the "Einfall" (idea) to finally enter the University.
These and other terms from the world of science lend the enlarged Campus Bielefeld a character unique in Germany.
Leibniz prizewinner, Professor Dr. Martin Carrier, from the Department of Philosophy of Bielefeld University, developed this striking idea into a comprehensive overall concept in a creative team with members of his faculty.


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Every now and then you pop into my head, i really wish things would have ended better.
i miss talking to you. Miss that feeling you gave me when i was with you, But most of all i miss my friend.
i could never thank you enough for being there for me it meant a lot.
i hope you are doing well and know if you change your mind i always have room for a friend. xoxoxoxoxoxo <3"


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Hackers target 2 million people through malware slipped into CCleaner
Hackers have infiltrated popular utility program CCleaner, leveraging the program to deliver malware to two million unsuspecting users.
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Hackers have infiltrated popular utility program CCleaner, leveraging the program to deliver malware to two million unsuspecting users.
Google has outed a new update scheme that will see smartphones running Android O able to upgrade even if their onboard storage has been filled.
BlackBerry has finally released its core apps – the Hub, Calendar and Password Keeper – in a new subscription package available to Android Marshmallow.
Microsoft will be ending their free Windows 10 upgrade window this Friday. Be sure to catch the upgrade before the anniversary update coming next week.
The next big improvement to Windows 10 will arrive on August 2nd in Microsoft's Anniversary Update – here are 5 new improvements which you'll want to use!
Apple revealed the goods at the WWDC keynote yesterday but there are a few interesting features they didn't mention.
The Marshmallow OS can now be found on just over 10% of Android devices. Is the Google OS being rolled out fast enough by Android companies?
Google's brightest minds are working on a big red button (kill switch) to disable rogue AI systems that want to take over the world.
Apple is finally set to open up Siri to third party developers at their upcoming WWDC event.
Google's latest Chrome update sees the browser blocking most internet Flash content, eventually aiming to block all Flash enabled content Google will be putting another nail in the Flash coffin with plans to start blocking most Flash content with Chrome, with the change targeted toward the end of this year. Apple […]


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Lisa Armstrong, MD is a member of Summit Medical Group's Urgent Care Center team. Dr. Armstrong provides timely, high-quality care to patients in an emergency setting. She is Emergency Room and Pediatric Emergency Medicine board certified and holds the FACEP designation from the American College of Emergency Physicians (ACEP), a designation that speaks to her contributions and commitment to emergency medicine. Dr. Armstrong treats and cares for both children and adults and enjoys the well-rounded viewpoint she achieves from being able to treat such a wide range of ages.
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Get Published: Seeking Artwork Submissions by October 15th!
Our Stampington publications want your submissions. If you are an artist or writer looking to have your work featured in one of our magazines, here are the October calls and challenges that our magazines are looking for. We encourage you to submit your work again even if you have tried before. The following magazines have upcoming deadlines on October 15th (unless otherwise noted), so this is your chance to see your name in print and get published!
Stampington & Company is excited to announce that The Coloring Studio™ is now published quarterly. This new publication features sophisticated, edgy, black-and-white line drawings in the Somerset-esque style you've come to love, along with beautifully presented mixed-media artwork inspired by the line drawings. This magazine shares artistically inspired designs printed on high-quality paper — an array of sketches just awaiting your personal palette.
We're looking for original, black-and-white drawings, free of any shading or gray scale, that include breathtaking landscapes, fun patterns, funky lettering, people, places, botanicals, and other beautiful images. In addition, we're looking for finished projects that incorporate your drawing submission such as a journal page, a mixed-media collage, card, etc. We're also considering article submissions that have to do with coloring or doodling techniques or other coloring-related topics.
Send hi-res (300 dpi at 8″ x 10″) submissions to email@example.com for publication consideration. Include your full name, email, and mailing address with each submission.
Deadline: October 15th
If you'd like to share your inspiration and detailed, how-to instructions for creating beautiful jewelry with readers, we want to hear from you. Belle Armoire Jewelry covers a broad range of mediums, such as polymer clay, metal working, lamp work, wire-wrapping, mixed-media, and much more. Whether you create necklaces, bracelets, earrings, pendants, rings, or other jewelry, we welcome you to submit your artwork to be considered for publication.
Deadline: October 15th
Somerset Apprentice is published semiannually and is currently open to submissions from all our readers who wish to share their art with our audience. Somerset Apprentice provides a basic and thorough understanding of techniques geared toward people who aspire to make Somerset-esque art, but need to learn the fundamentals through easy-to-understand instructions and close-up photos. Somerset Apprentice focuses on the basic how-to's of amazing artwork.
General Artwork Submission Guidelines
All artwork must arrive at our offices on or before the published deadlines. We prefer submissions of original art. If original art is not available, our next preference is hi-res digital images (300 dpi at 8″ x 10″). All artwork must be identified with the artist's name, address, email, and phone number clearly printed on a label attached to each sample. As artwork often gets separated from instructions during our selection process, we ask that you also inscribe your name and address somewhere on each piece of art. If you desire acknowledgment of artwork receipt, please include a self-addressed stamped postcard.
Deadline: October 15th
Click here to download our guide for submitting photographs. It will also show you how to convert images to the correct size and resolution for this publication.
Digital artwork is HOT right now, and we're very excited about this great publication that features all digital designs. Somerset Digital Studio focuses on all things digital — scrapbook pages, ATCs, collages, heritage pieces, iPhoneography, photo manipulations, apps for digital designing — anything that is unique, distinctive, artistic and created digitally. In order to be considered for publication in Somerset Digital Studio, please send via email the following for each submission: a high-res image (300 dpi, at least 10 x 10 inches), a brief paragraph describing the artwork (who's who in any photos or why you were inspired to create it), instructions on how you created your digital artwork including the specifics as to what tools, programs, etc. you used. To be considered for an article, please include a brief query along with at least 5 images to support your idea. Please include your name, email, and mailing address with every submission. Emailed submissions should be directed to the Editor-in-Chief at email@example.com. Please put "Somerset Digital Studio" in the subject line. Somerset Digital Studio is published semiannually in March and September.
Deadline: October 15th
A Submission Form must be attached to your artwork. Click here to download this form.
Click here to download our guide for how to submit photographs. It will also show you how to convert images to the correct size and resolution for this publication.
Washi Tape Dreamland
In all of card-making, there is almost no other product that is as diverse and easily used as washi tape. For this challenge, we ask you to roll out your tapes and to put them to use. We welcome methods of using washi tape that are creative and unique, such as making tiny banners with washi tape or arranging it in a way that is just slightly different from how it's normally seen. Remember to keep your cards relatively simple and easy to recreate in 10 minutes or less, and all cards must include stamping. Mail in your results by December 1, 2016 for possible inclusion in the Spring 2017 issue.
Absolute Deadline: October 1, 2016
Design Challenge
In each issue of Take Ten, we challenge you to explore the many possibilities of one layout. Tenia Nelson, of Denver, Colorado, created the latest card with a strip and rectangular shape. We invite you to play with the shapes any way you like, and would love to see your interpretation of this card. Look inside the latest issue of Take Ten to see the sample of this Design Challenge, and please send your own inspired cards by December 1, 2016 for possible inclusion in the Winter 2017 issue. All published contributors will receive a complimentary copy of Take Ten.
Absolute Deadline: October 1, 2016
Different Point of View
How many different looks can you achieve with one stamp? We are looking for cards made with the Different Point of View concept. Find you favorite versatile stamp and create several different cards using that image in new ways, and push the boundary of a single stamp. Remember to make your cards in the Take Ten style, and keep them quick and easy. For more inspiration, look at the samples in the magazine.
Deadlines: October 1, 2016
General Cards
We are looking for quick and easy stamped cards for this best-selling magazine. Send us your "ten minutes or less" artwork in any style, theme or color and we'll send you a free issue if your artwork is published.
Deadlines: October 1, 2016
Simple Article Ideas
Have you made a simple project/collection of greeting cards with an intriguing or different technique? We are constantly tearing through card submissions hunting for the next feature article, and maybe it is your cards we are looking for! If you've seen an idea that you want to try or you would like to pitch us an idea for a collection of cards or tutorial, please feel free to contact us at firstname.lastname@example.com. We love bringing the best, easy stamping techniques to our readers!
Deadlines: October 1, 2016
Quick & Easy Gifts
Here at Take Ten, we are always on the lookout for quick and easy stamping techniques — but that's not limited to cards! We'd love to see what you can create when you go beyond cards. Pick up your stamps, give yourself 10 minutes, and see what interesting stamped projects you can come up with. From tags and boxes to frames and gift bags, we want to see it all! Send us your best for a chance to be published in an upcoming issue of this quarterly publication.
Deadlines: October 1, 2016
In each issue of Take Ten, we aim to include an example of a Masterboard, a self-made mixed-media patterned paper to use and re-use in your stamped projects. Pick up the latest installment of Take Ten to see an example of a Masterboard and how an artist has used her patterned papers to make a few cards featuring rubber stamping. Please send your samples of a Masterboard along with three to 10 samples of cards you have made with it. All cards should take 10 minutes or less to make each, and should include rubber stamping.
Deadlines: October 1, 2016
Are You the Next Take Ten Guest Artist?
This department is dedicated to artists (many who began as loyal readers) who capture Take Ten style — original greeting card creations that incorporate rubber stamping into the design. If you are a dedicated stamper, this is your chance to show off what makes your talent unique, whether you have a signature inking technique, an anything-but-ordinary style, or a knack for layout designs. We would like to see new techniques, ones that are contemporary and one-of-a-kind, and vast themes. If you would like to audition to be a guest artist, we ask for the following: A minimum of 5 sets of 3 cards in each set (ideally, we would prefer 8 sets of cards in a similar theme), for a grand total of 15 – 24 cards. The best way to become familiar with what makes our Guest Artists stand out is to take a peek through our publication. For each set, keep in line with a similar color palette or theme. We're dedicated to showcasing the very best artists, and we would love to feature your talented creations for all our readers to see!
Deadlines: October 1, 2016
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Set in a prime location of Garut, Favehotel Cimanuk Garut puts everything the city has to offer just outside your doorstep. Featuring a complete list of amenities, guests will find their stay at the property a comfortable one. Service-minded staff will welcome and guide you at the Favehotel Cimanuk Garut. Guestrooms are designed to provide an optimal level of comfort with welcoming decor and some offering convenient amenities like towels, linens, internet access - wireless (complimentary), non smoking rooms, air conditioning. The hotel offers various recreational opportunities. Favehotel Cimanuk Garut combines warm hospitality with a lovely ambiance to make your stay in Garut unforgettable.


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West Bend is a town in Washington County, in the Milwaukee-Waukesha metro area. [NOTE: This is not the only community in Wisconsin named West Bend. For links to other places called West Bend, WI, see the Duplicate Names box at right.]
The latitude of West Bend is 43.395N. The longitude is -88.231W.It is in the Central Standard time zone. Elevation is 1,093 feet.
The population, at the time of the 2000 census, was 4,834.
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Median rent in West Bend, at the time of the 2000 Census, was $510. Monthly homeowner costs, for people with mortgages, were $1,451.
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Our Work with Young People
In conjunction with Rotary in London District and our national association, RIBI (Rotary in Great Britain and Ireland), we run a host of competitions and awards aimed at celebrating the talents and achievements of young people.
The following initiatives are just some of many that we are involved in, mainly in collaboration with local schools in the London Borough of Barnet.
More information can be found by clicking on the tabs to the left of this page under the heading "Sub Pages".
Young Chef Competition
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Best Australian Blogs 2013
I'm a nominee for the 2013 Best Australian Blog Awards. I'm also up for a people's choice award so I'd appreciate your vote from 5:30pm on Thursday 28th of March 2013.
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Karly Stache, a junior guard from Louisville, Tenn. (Heritage HS) for the North Greenville University women's basketball team, has been selected as the National Christian Collegiate Athletic Association's (NCCAA) Player of the Year.
Stache led the Crusaders in scoring with a 15.2 points per game average and knocked down a stunning 80 three pointers. . She finished 9th nationally in NCAA Division II in three-pointers per game (3.1 – the national leader was 3.9), and was 18th in three-point field goal percentage. She shot 80-189 for a 42.3% shooting percentage from beyond the arc. She has also led North Greenville in scoring all three of her years on Coach Jayne Arledge's squad.
By virtue of her POTY honor, Stache was also a NCCAA All-South Regional selection, along with teammate Christina Carlis. Carlis averaged 9.8 ppg. And 4.3 rebounds and handed out a team best 88 assists. She also led in free throws made with 104.
"I am extremely proud of Karly and Christina," Arledge noted after the selections. "Karly is probably one of the best shooters I've ever coached and she is highly deserving of the honor. She passed the 1,000 point mark late this season and has a chance to break NGU's scoring record next season. We get her back for one more year and I'm looking forward to watching her shoot one more season. "
"Christina is one of those players that make things happen when she's on the court," Arledge added. "She has the capability of taking over games and she did that numerous times this last season, and her selection to the All-Region team is a nice reward for her hard work."


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We were disappointed to read about East Sussex County Councils attitude to road safety at Catsfield School, as it brought back horrendous memories.
On the afternoon of 5th July 1995, I was crossing the road in front of the school, with our son Thomas, whilst lollipop lady, Heather Verralls, was standing in the road. A car from Crowhurst direction approached the school too fast, hitting Thomas, throwing him into the air, and leaving him unconscious in the road. We were rushed by ambulance to the Conquest hospital for treatment, and discharged the next day. Thomas suffered concussion and heavy bruising. Fortunately he made a good recovery from his dreadful ordeal, for which we are incredibly grateful, as it could have been so much worse. Trauma and flashbacks from this accident affected our family for a long time.
We subsequently campaigned for improved road safety at the school, and also a pedestrian crossing on the B2204 main road through the village. New speed limit signs were soon installed, followed by flashing warning lights, in the approach to the school.
However the B2204 remained a very dangerous road, which the children all had to cross to reach the playing fields. ESCC advised in October 1995 that they could not assist in providing a crossing as too few pedestrians crossed the road.
In January 2003 a Catsfield lady was killed crossing this road, subsequently a pedestrian crossing was installed in 2005.
East Sussex County Council need to review this issue urgently – we would hate to hear of another family suffering the same ordeal as we did, or even worse.
It is not acceptable to postpone any action until someone has been killed.
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A Review of the 1990 Dodge Dakota
As a building contractor I have gone through 16 years of hard work, and my 1990 Dodge Dakota has been there all along the way. Working hard at least five days per week; moving from site to site, hauling tools, machines, supplies and everything else that you can think of.
I have been pretty rough with my truck, throwing al the abovementioned in the back of it and rushing up and down, back and forth, sometimes even adding a trailer for the extras. Making sure that I was not being hard to it body only, but to the engine also, with the additional loads and chasing deadlines I was never disappointed with it. It has always been great and I do not want to let it go.
Everybody knows that older cars are much more expensive to maintain compared to the new ones, but I know that my 1990 Dodge Dakota still has a lot to give. But in the moment it is not the same truck any more. The engine loses power, especially when with heavier loads it even stalls from time to time. Considering that you can never imagine it unless it has really happened to you, I dare say that it is a scary thing to stall in the middle of nowhere in an old truck with a trailer at the back.
Not being any good for me now does not mean that it can not serve well someone else though. I hope that my 1990 Dodge Dakota will go to a student or a college boy, who will use it for moving his stuff to and from school, for picnics, to go to the football training with it and things like that. With easy jobs like these it will be still doing great and I am sure because for the same purpose I used my mother's minivan back in the days and if it could do then my Dodge can for sure. I also hope that the next owner of my 1990 Dodge Dakota will be nearly as happy with it as I were, it will be very sad if it gets wasted.


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Today I welcome guest blogger, Sandra Auer. She 's the mom of a former prodigal. I believe you will gain invaluable wisdom and insights from her that will help you navigate on your difficult journey with your son or daughter.
My husband and I raised our sons in Africa. The two older ones attended high school at a large missionary boarding school where we visited them several times each semester.
As he began his senior year, our oldest son was in a particularly rebellious phase. We had just returned from home leave. School authorities advised us to remove him from school and return to the States. We responded that this son was one member of our family of six. We would support them in whatever they had to do regarding his schooling but it was important for him to experience relevant consequences.
That summer, we had met with a Christian counselor who advised:
Don't bail him out, monetarily or otherwise.
Don't do anything for him that he can do for himself.
He must feel the pain/benefits of his choices directly.
Love him, no matter what.
The dreaded call from school officials came on a Monday morning. Our son had accumulated enough "demerits" over minor infractions to be expelled. We drove to school, helped him pack his belongings into our old VW van and made the long, bumpy ride home.
I recall his dad loosely quoting Winston Churchill: "This isn't the end. It isn't the beginning of the end. But, it is the end of the beginning. You have closed a chapter of the book of your life. This begins a new chapter and a blank page. You can write on it whatever you want." Then he told him we would be giving him a one-way ticket to the U.S. to be with CA relatives (a Christian psychologist). We believed this would provide his best chance at a new beginning.
That Saturday, we celebrated Thanksgiving at our home with close friends. It was also a time for them to say good-bye to our son. Near midnight, we drove to the airport, hugged and kissed him, told him we loved him and believed he would make good choices, then waved (and wept) him onto the plane. It was one of the hardest things we have ever had to do with as parents. My husband reminded me of the prodigal son's father who loved him enough to release him.
We loved our son then. We love him now. Creative, competent and smart, he's a dad himself these days. But at 17, he was angry and unwilling to live under rules made by others.
As we set the plan in motion and did our part as loving parents to help him leave well, I turned to Proverbs 31 which describes the godly woman as "clothed with strength and dignity, she smiles at the future." I also prayed and turned to a close friend, to pour out my heart, then returned to parenting with increased strength.
Together, my husband and I helped our son launch. Though it felt too early, God has redeemed those difficult days.
We often visit for a week or more in this son's home where we enjoy being with his family, including two teen sons. Yes, we're full circle. Some years were very hard but our relationship was never severed. We accepted his choices as his to make and we did all we could to encourage him even when he was choosing a path we didn't approve.
Unconditional love toward a self-sustaining offspring involves accepting the person, giving and receiving good will. It doesn't mean approving of their choices, especially when the child has become independent. Carrying hope and faith that they will come round, they will "get it right" is part of launching a child who's essentially chosen to self-launch early.
Lord, I pray you will give suffering parents your wisdom and capacity to love their growing kids. May we all honor you as we pray for and offer loving support to our offspring for we are all prodigals to some extent, unable to do anything well apart from your power. Amen.
Born and raised in rural Indiana, she married her high school sweetheart and together they raised four sons in California and Kenya (Youngest died, suddenly at 26). She's the mother-in-law to 4 fabulous daughters-in-law; grandmother to 8, ages 15-6. Has a BS in Psychology-'91, MS in Counseling Psychology-'93. Working with Cru since 1972-present providing staff care. She loves her job! She feels called to go where there's pain.


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I can feel your pain RE: the missing papers left at home!! ARGH!! Hope you have a wonderful time with family tho.ReplyDelete
Love your Triangle quilt! Nice job on the transparency!
Happy Easter to you - enjoy singing!
Dear sweet Hogan. How cute that he made I'm self fit into that tiny bed. Our previous dog Olie, a sheltie-aussie mix, would try to squeeze himself into the cat's bed on occasion. I love the precision of your triangles, the deep pink one is so striking in its perfection. I've also always framed my labels with a coordinating fabric or two, it seems to be so much easier to get a nice finished look. Wishing you a blessed Resurrection Sunday!ReplyDelete
He is risen indeed! I am loving your experimental riot of color that you have going on. Can't wait to see where this one takes you. Of all the creations on this planet, one of my very favorites is the ability God gave us to see color!ReplyDelete
I enjoyed reading all of this.ReplyDelete
I hope you have a very very nice time singing and celebrating Easter. My favorite holiday for sure
Your wedge quilt that is going somewhere... is great... those that go their own way turn out best.ReplyDelete
He is Risen !!!! Alleluia
I love the idea of purring a border om the labels...perfect solution. I have had trouble sewing them on as well. Your colorful wedges are great!ReplyDelete
Your labels are great! But those wedges are spectacular! And that curated mini? It's a keeper, for sure, although you have a lot of pretty awesome competition. Good luck! Give Hogan a scratch behind his ears from me. Crafty Daughters lab is the same age, struggling with his health, too. It's difficult when they reach this age. He's such a good boy. Happy Easter!ReplyDelete
It's always good to stretch ourselves, whether its in our colour choices, design decisions or singing! Happy Easter too Linda!ReplyDelete


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2 boneless skinless chicken breasts
2 tsp cayenne pepper
2 tsp paprika
1 tsp onion powder
½ tsp garlic powder
½ tsp ground cumin
1 tsp salt
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
1 15 oz can black beans, rinsed and drained
1 cup corn
¼ cup cilantro
¼ cup diced red onion
¼ cup salsa
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News Releases February 07, 2017
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John Deere Offers Intelligent Boom Control For Its 1910E Forwarders
MOLINE, Ill. (February 7, 2017) — John Deere is now offering the popular Intelligent Boom Control (IBC) as an option on all 1910E Forwarders in North America. Now available on the biggest forwarder in the John Deere line-up, IBC technology significantly increases machine productivity and efficiency, while providing the best possible fuel economy and boom lifetime.
With intuitive IBC technology, the powerful CF8 boom on the 1910E is accurate, fast, and easy to operate, as the operator now controls the boom tip directly instead of controlling each of the independent boom joint movements manually. Additionally, by eliminating unnecessary extra movements, the IBC system extends the boom component wear life and allows for faster cycle times.
"IBC is an option that operators have been quick to adopt in Northern European countries, with 80 percent of machines being delivered with the technology," said Niko Solopuro, product marketing manager WCTL Forwarders and Automation. "With the new configurable joysticks, we anticipate similar popularity for IBC in North America."
The 1910E machines also feature new configurable joystick controls. The integration of the new joystick controls allows the dealer to quickly reconfigure the machine to meet the preference of the operator. One of three configuration options can be applied, providing the operator with an intuitive control system. The configurable joystick controls, when combined with the IBC technology, boost operator productivity.
John Deere's 1910E Forwarder with the IBC option and configurable controls is now available in North America. IBC is also offered as an option on all of John Deere's 1110E, 1201E and 1510E Forwarders. To learn more about IBC and the John Deere forwarder line-up, visit www.JohnDeere.com or contact your local John Deere dealer.
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The Maclaren Grand Tour LX is a very luxurious pushchair. It is suitable from birth with a cosy cot, and can be either forward or parent facing – my favourite feature.
This pushchair comes with plenty of add ons. There's the rain cover and sun shade – nicely hidden in pockets behind the seat, a large basket, a foot muff, and matching nappy bag... all pretty standard. But then there's the remote safety lights, pedometer, temperature gauge and built-in clock. The 'dashboard console' also includes a handy storage space for a mobile phone – although my Blackberry Storm didn't fit.
The pedometer – or strollometer – is useful if you're using the pram for exercise, which is sort of the point of this pushchair. Maclaren and Pushy Mothers have worked out a whole exercise programme to accompany it. Which is also why it comes with a clip on cup holder for your sporty water bottle.
The cot has a storage bag, the wheels have Formula 1- style wheel bags and there is a bag that covers the chair and frame too, although this doesn't seal, which I found unfortunate as it means it can't lock. I had my temperature gauge and clock stolen out of the dashboard during a recent flight, so the ability to lock the bag would have been great, in retrospect.
This is an extremely luxurious buggy. There's nothing that hasn't been thought of. The wheels can be locked or swivel, the headlights are bright, the seat is plush, and can recline for a sleeping toddler, the pedometer works well. It is definitelythe most luxurious pram I've ever used.
It is a massive pushchair. It weighs 17.2kg and is 65cm wide. It folds, but still takes up most of the back seat of a normal car. You can get it up the stairs, but need a tea break after.
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College sports updatesJanuary 2016 Posted in School, Sports
The college career of former Silverton High athlete Cole Chandler has gotten off to a promising start.
The three-time all-state quarterback played in five games as a freshman at Pacific Lutheran University in Puyallup, Wash. The 6-2, 190-pound Chandler completed 33 of 53 passes for 445 yards and three touchdowns and finished third in rushing with 122 yards.
Chandler had perhaps his best day Oct. 24 in a 28-27 home win against George Fox, completing 12 of 13 passes for 164 yards and two touchdowns and rushing for 39 more yards. Chandler led the Lutes on a pair of third-quarter scoring drives to overcome a 24-14 Bruins lead and give PLU its first win of the season.
Two-time all-state wide receiver Logan Munson, Chandler's top target in 2014 and 2015 also was on the Lutes' roster but did not catch any passes in his freshman season.
As previously reported in Our Town, Oregon State had three former Foxes on its roster this season, place-kicker Ian Crist, linebacker Sam Kuschnick and safety Jonas Dahl. Kuschnick and Dahl redshirted this season, with Crist, a transfer from Portland State, serving as the backup to Garrett Owens.
Meanwhile, former Silverton soccer standout Sheyenne Brusven served as the starting goalkeeper for the Corban University women's soccer team. Brusven, a sophomore, played in all 19 games for the Warriors, turning in a 7-11-1 record, with two shutouts and just 28 goals allowed. Brusven made 102 saves and also was credited with one assist.
Hoops update: The Kennedy High girls basketball squad is off to a 5-2 start and the No. 1 slot in the early OSAA Class 2A rankings.
The Trojans, who finished fifth at last year's state tournament, are 1-0 in Tri-River Conference play and the win was a big one, a 44-41 victory against defending champion Western Mennonite. Kennedy's two losses both have come against Class 3A teams.
Also ranked No. 1 is the red-hot Silverton girls squad, which is 7-0, with four wins against Class 6A teams.
The Foxes have played stifling defense, holding five opponents to 40 points or less.
Silverton's boys squad, meanwhile, is 2-1 heading into a pair of holiday tournaments. The defending Class 5A champions played this week after Our Town's presstime at a tournament at Willamette University and next week in an event in Wilsonville.
The Silverton teams open Mid-Willamette Conference play Jan. 7. The boys are at home against Lebanon, while the girls travel to face the Warriors. The Silverton boys are defending Mid-Willamette champs, while the girls tied with Corvallis for the title.
All-state football: Kennedy, which finished runner-up to Heppner in the Class 2A tournament, had five players earn first-team all-state honors, including Bishop Mitchell, who was named to the first team as a running back and a defensive back. Joining Mitchell on the first team were offensive lineman Jeremy Kliewer, defensive lineman Jacob Lopez, defensive back Brett Traeger and kicker Angel Mendez, who earned his second consecutive all-state honor.
Lopez moved up from honorable mention a year ago, while Traeger was a second-team choice in 2014 at wide receiver.
Silverton, meanwhile, placed three players on the Class 5A second-team offense. Noah Dahl was named at running back despite missing multiple games with injuries, and offensive linemen Owen Koger and Brett Miller were selected for the second consecutive year. Dahl was a first-team choice at defensive back and kicker in 2014.
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SCED opens HK Films Retrospective 2010 in Shanghai (with photos /video)
The five-day Hong Kong Films Retrospective 2010 was launched today (Oct 18) in Shanghai, presenting 23 acclaimed Hong Kong movies to Mainland audiences uncut and in their original language.
The event, organised by the Hong Kong Film Development Council (FDC), is an official Hong Kong Special Administrative Region programme for Expo 2010 Shanghai China.
It seeks to foster exchanges between Hong Kong and Shanghai on film culture and to help Hong Kong's film industry tap the Mainland market.
Officiating at the launching ceremony held at the Shanghai Film Art Centre today, the Secretary for Commerce and Economic Development, Mrs Rita Lau, said the Government was committed to promoting the long-term development of the Hong Kong film industry.
"The Closer Economic Partnership Arrangement has facilitated the tapping of the Mainland market by the Hong Kong film industry," said Mrs Lau.
"Film co-productions between the two places have begun to bear fruit with the number of co-produced films surging from about 10 per year before 2004 to around 30 per year now."
As well as the retrospective, the FDC will hold a business matching event, Hong Kong and Mainland Film Cooperation Business Matching, to provide a platform for Hong Kong new-generation directors to promote film projects to investors from the Mainland.
The retrospective includes a variety of renowned Hong Kong films from different eras.
Mrs Lau invited the Mainland audience not to miss the chance to see for themselves the nostalgia and creativity of Hong Kong-produced films. She also encouraged Mainland investors to participate actively in the business matching event.
The retrospective is co-organised by the FDC, the Shanghai Film Group, Shanghai United Circuit Co Ltd and the Hong Kong Economic and Trade Office in Shanghai, with Create Hong Kong of the Commerce and Economic Development Bureau as co-ordinator.
The 23 films to be shown from today to October 22 at the theatres of Shanghai United Circuit Co Ltd are: The Love Eterne, A Better Tomorrow, A Chinese Ghost Story, Aces Go Places, All About Ah-Long, All the Wrong Clues, An Autumn's Tale, City on Fire, Days of Being Wild, Eye in the Sky, Full Moon in New York, Heart to Hearts, I have a Date with Spring, Magic Boy, Mr Vampire, Mud Child, Pom Pom, Prison on Fire, Tangshan Tangshan, The 36th Chamber Of Shaolin, The Private Eyes, The Prodigal Son and Yes, Madam!


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The Love Guru (2008)
The Love Guru is the worst movie I've seen in quite a while (since January 28th of this year, to be exact, when I saw the loathsome Meet the Spartans). I take no pleasure in typing these words; ten years ago I looked at Mike Myers as the worthy successor to comedic heroes like Mel Brooks and the ZAZ team. Now I wonder if Dr. Evil finally perfected that cloning process and replaced Mr. Myers with a doppleganger hellbent on ruining his career and his reputation. I'd rather believe that than believe one of my former favorites has lost his way so utterly.
I recently stumbled over an old Orson Welles quote that applies here: "The enemy of art is the absence of limitations." From the outside, this looks like one of those classic examples of an artist who gets too successful and too powerful for their own good, begins to drink their own egomaniacal Kool-Aid and completely loses their ability to self-edit (let alone objectively consider the editing suggestions of others). Call it "On Deadly Ground Syndrome." Myers hasn't written anything since the third Austin Powers back in 2002, so he clearly wasn't working on a deadline and the way he combines two disparate subjects spiritual self-help gurus and the Toronto Maple Leafs is downright bizarre. Why fuse a character who is all about dispensing sex advice while making terrible puns with the world of professional hockey? Only because Mike Myers love these two things very dearly. And I can easily see myself getting behind a movie that had either one of those things. But both together? I love steak for dinner and cookies for desert, but don't ask me to stack them in a sandwich and eat them both at once, please.
From a technical standpoint, I give Myers credit for his new character, Maurice Pitka, a celebrity-craving guru who's greatest desire in life is to appear as a guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show. He's got a memorable look and a convincing accent. He's also got a (theoretical) comedic hook a guy who knows nothing about love or sex dispensing doofy advice to people who are too stupid to realize they're getting shammed but Myers wants to have his cake and eat it too. He uses Pitka to gently poke fun at L.A.'s celebrity-backed religions (and religions of celebrity) but he ultimately affirms him a legitimate philosopher. Myers even gets Deepak Chopra to pop up after the ludicrous happy ending (hint: it involves elephants having sex on a hockey rink) and validate Pitka as a fine guru indeed. Bullshit the guy's a huckster with his nose buried in a book of tasteless jokes. Myers should have gone the extra yard and cast himself as one of the B-listers who populate Guru's L.A. ashram along with Val Kilmer and Jessica Simpson.
Kudos to Stephen Colbert, who brings something new to the now-obligatory "wacky" play-by-play broadcaster, a trope that's in serious danger of becoming as clichéd as the cliché it's supposed to send up (see Fred Willard in Best in Show, Jason Bateman in Dodgeball, Will Arnett in Semi-Pro et al.). And Justin Timberlake does a nice job too, as Jacques "Le Coq" Grande, who looks like something out of the 80s cokehead period of Boogie Nights, talks in a French Canadian accent, and loves Celine Dion. He has a really funny sound gag that involves an enormous penis thudding to the floor. But other than that, there's nothing else to single out for praise. Jessica Alba remains a painfully attractive woman but on the scale of Mike Myers Female Co-Stars she rates below Beyonce, and not even worth comparing to the comedic heights of multitalented hotties like Elizabeth Hurley or Tia Carrere. Casting Verne Troyer as the head coach of the Maple Leaps does nothing except give one of Myers' friend some work and, astonishingly, his "Coach Cherkov" is only the second worst character name in the piece (I'd rank Sir Ben Kingsley's "Guru Tugginmypudha" as numero uno). In Austin Powers, the hokey pun names (like, say, Alotta Fagina) were funny because they were a jab of the hokey pun names in actual James Bond movies (like, say, Holly Goodhead). Here Myers seems to miss that crucial distinction and just piles them on. It's a move that reeks of desperation.
It's not even a situation where you can laugh at The Love Guru instead of with it (although the scene with the humping elephants, coupled with the comments I heard Myers make on the radio where he called the hockey scenes in the film "very authentic," comes pretty close). There was a sadness to the first Austin Powers, before the series devolved into wall-to-wall jokes, in that scene where the always manic Austin sits down and realizes all the things he's lost in his decades of cryo-slumber. There could be something sad about Guru Pitka too, but Myers doesn't really reflect on it at any point. He just tosses off another bad joke, flashes that exaggeratedly toothy grin, and preps his next little person insult for Verne Troyer (we get it; he's short). After 95 uninspired minutes, that gets pretty sad too.
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