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Karen here. When I think of Circus, I always think of the Lion's and the brave Lion tamers I saw when I was a very young girl when the circus came to town. Today's play set is inspired by my trip all those long years ago! To make your own Lion Tamer's Play Set you will need:
- Duck Tape
- An Empty Round Container, (I used a baking powder container)
- Yarn (I used Red Heart )
- Pipe cleaners
- Scissors
- A Ruler
- Your Dolls Pet
Step 1- Assemble all your supplies. Using a pipe cleaner, measure your doll pet's head and create a ring that you can easily slide on to their head but that will fit as snugly as possible. Remove from your doll pet's head wist the ends together to make a ring.
Step 2- Use your ruler and measure out 7 inch long strands of yarn cutting and setting them aside as you go. You will need quite a few to make your pet's mane quite full.
Step 3- Start stringing them on to your ring. Fold your string in half, place it through the pipe cleaner circle and then thread the ends through the loop, keeping the pipe cleaner in the center as shown in the photo above and then pull then ends through as shown.
Step 4- Continue stringing on your yarn until your "Mane" is as full as you like.
Step 5- Once the "Mane" is on your doll pet, you may wish to trim the "Mane" so your pet can see!
Step 6- As I am not a fan of whipping Animals, I did not make one for this play set. Instead I made a Hoop, for your dolls to hold instead. I "braid" twisted my pipe cleaners to make my hoop interesting. You can do the same and then twist it into a hoop and bend the ends into place. Now it is ready for your doll to hold!
Step 7- To make the platform for your pet to stand on, you will need to use an empty round container, I used the baking powder container shown above and covered the writing with Duck Tape. Once it is covered your platform and play set are ready to use! Have fun with your new play set!


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The US Elections
Overnight (UK Time) we saw the last Presidential Debate of this cycle – in Las Vegas. It took place at 2 am BST. As fully anticipated in the US media, Donald Trump did not perform well.
Just think how embarrassing it would be to have Trump flying into any foreign capital posturing as the leader of the free world, or how dangerous it would be to let such a loon have control of the US nuclear deterrent.
Thankfully, Hilary Clinton is still ahead in the polling and last night should improve her position and perhaps provide the impetus for improvements in the Senate and House races.
This analysis from Nate Silver, one of the most reliable sources on the significance of US polling, is worth mentioning: "Clinton Probably Finished Off Trump Last Night". Silver gives Clinton an 84.4% chance of becoming President and says there is a 71.6% chance of the Democrats regaining control of the Senate.
The Real Clear Politics ("RCP") site, which is rather more in favour of the Republicans, puts Clinton at 333 electoral votes and Trump at 204 – 270 votes are required to win.
RCP also predicts that the Democrats are likely to retake control of the Senate (which is important as regards confirmation of officials and judges), but does not yet suggest that the Democrats will have a majority in the House.
So it is looking as though a looming disaster for the USA has been averted.
Trump is now alleging that the election process itself will be rigged against him. Since the polling is largely controlled at state level, the Trump allegations are not exactly complimentary to the many Republican officials responsible for the conduct of elections in "red" (i.e Republican-controlled) states. See this report from Business Insider: "Donald Trump claims the election will be 'rigged' — and critics have called that preposterous and dangerous".
See also this on the US Politico site: "Republicans despondent that Trump threw away final debate". Apparently Trump is planning a post election career as a media mogul – see this in the Huffington Post: "Donald Trump May Launch TV Venture After Election" and this assessment by Paul Brandon on USA Today: "Trump is a vanity project run amok: Column".
The worrying thought is that Trump's TV project may be an endeavour to instigate paranoid "nativism" world-wide with Trump supporters in the USA, UKIP and other Brexit supporters in Britain, Front National supporters in France and supporters of other similar parties elsewhere across Europe.
The Article 50 Judicial Review
The Guardian had this: "Parliament 'very likely' to be asked to agree Brexit deal", the Telegraph had this: "Parliament will get a vote on Brexit treaty, Theresa May confirms". The Independent reported: "Brexit: MPs 'very likely' to be given parliamentary vote on EU withdrawal deal, government lawyer says" and the Financial Times had this: "Brexit deal 'likely' to involve parliament – UK government lawyer".
The "government lawyer" in the court proceedings in question was James Eadie QC of Blackstone Chambers who is the real leader of the Government's defence team in the judicial review proceedings before the Divisional Court, not the "lawyer in the government", i.e. The Rt Hon, Jeremy Wright QC MP, who was appointed by David Cameron as HM Attorney-General. – to the surprise of many in the legal profession, see: "Just who is Jeremy Wright? Lawyers have never heard of new attorney general".
Then the Daily Mail had this: "High Court judge is left 'baffled' by Government lawyer as he defends Theresa May's right to start Brexit talks without a Commons vote". The particular "government lawyer" was, this time, Jason Coppel QC. But the issue before the Court was not about starting talks. Ministers can talk as much as they want to -the issue was whether an Article 50 notice could be given to the EU without the authority of Parliament.
It may be helpful for readers to know that the shorthand writers' record of the entire proceedings before the Divisional Court are, exceptionally, published in full on the Courts and Tribunals web site: "Santos and M -v- Secretary of State for Exiting The European Union: transcripts".
So it is possible to read the full text of the exchanges between Mr Coppel QC and the Court on the 18th October. Mr Coppel was doing his best on behalf of the defendant Secretary of State. But the tension between the use of prerogative powers by Ministers of the Crown and the role of Parliament is a knotty one which has been troubling the Courts since the famous Case of Proclamations in 1610.
On reading the transcripts, the case for the defendant Secretary of State seems to have been presented about as well as it could be. Opinions are divided as to which way the decision will go – one has the hope that the Courts will come down in favour of Parliamentary control of the Brexit process – but this is a difficult case to predict.
One of the issues the Divisional Court and later the Supreme Court may have to consider is whether a an Article 50 Notice can be revoked once given. Nobody knows for sure and, if it were necessary to decide the point, it would probably require a reference to the European Court of Justice. This Financial Times article by the FT's legal commentator explains why the question might be important: "Can an Article 50 notification be revoked?" In an earlier article, "Brexit and the challenges of reality", Mr Green recounts how Article 50 came into being as "a sop to Eurosceptic media" and that "Article 50 was never intended to be a practical provision. It was there just for decoration."
There was also this in the Financial Times: "Brexit Briefing: The surprise surge in sterling – The excitement over a lawyer's comments on Article 50 is overdone". This report has probably the best account of the way the proceedings went – possibly because the FT has the benefit of a legal commentator who understands the issues. This passage of the report is noteworthy:-
"The government claims it can use so-called royal prerogative powers — the residue of powers once held by British monarchs. But the case appears finely balanced, with several legal experts suggesting the government had underestimated the strength of the case against it.
Listening intently to the submissions, the three senior judges led by Lord Justice Thomas, the Lord Chief Justice, frequently interrupted the barristers with questions or pressed them on legal points but have given no indication of which way the court will rule.
Lord Justice Thomas occasionally confessed that he was "baffled" by elements of the government's argument".
When a Judge says to counsel that he is "baffled" it usually means that the Judge is not buying the argument being advanced.
Hard -v- Soft Brexiteers
Allister Heath, the Deputy Editor of the
Torygraph Telegraph writes: "Why it's time for a new campaign for Brexit".
It is always sad to see a chap writing such tripe. Particularly when the author has been as expensively educated as this one. There is no need for a new "Brexit" campaign. The decision has been taken. The UK will now seek to leave the EU. That is the policy of the Government. The issues now are the terms on which the process will go forward and whether Parliament will have effective control of the process.
By way of contrast, writing in the Guardian, Polly Toynbee opines: "The public are already turning against Brexit. When will Theresa May listen?"
"There is only one way out of this. The British people may decide the cost is too high. Before anything has happened yet, they can see how the prospect of hard Brexit is already causing serious damage. The pound plunging by 17% is a national disaster, predicted to fall further: only those who supported Brexit whistle in the dark, pretending it's good news. It will help a few manufacturers and Bond Street retailers of luxury goods, but our precarious over-dependence on imports means steep price rises ahead in petrol and food are rather more important than cheaper Burberry handbags. We may decry an unbalanced reliance on the finance industry, but wrecking it before building up anything else will leave a chasm in treasury revenues, more cuts, more job losses.
People aren't stupid. They may want less immigration – but not at any cost. The stupidity was a referendum campaign that boiled everything down to that one issue. But people don't think just one thing, they have many views and priorities: when the facts change, they tend to change their minds."
The Guardian also has this: "Philip Hammond attempts to ease concerns over hard Brexit" and even David Davis seems to be recognising some belated understanding of the possible consequences – see this in the Financial Times: "David Davis warns EU partners not to weaken City of London – Brexit minister says move would backfire and destabilise markets".
Après May le déluge ?
The Prime Minister is in Brussels this evening for her first European Council as Prime Minister. It will be interesting to see how the "getting to know you" process develops.
Early reports by the BBC give the atmosphere: "Theresa May: We'll still work closely with EU after Brexit" – "May's slightly awkward EU debut" – "Europe's phoney war".
"It is hard to exaggerate the scale of the disaster the British people have inflicted upon themselves with their decision to leave the European Union, taken in the referendum last June."
He then goes on to set out in some considerable detail that decades of mismanagement of the economy and industrial strategy over many years (including the Thatcher years) have now made the UK economy overwhelmingly dependent on foreign enterprise and foreign capital.
As Head points out: "Unless May soon changes course, Britain and its economy could face a decade or more of debilitating uncertainty."
Teresa May is to be congratulated on her wish to have a "one nation" government but her obsession with Brexit and bringing an end to EU immigration is exceedingly dangerous.

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text: Hospital sessions for me are just so real and beautiful. I love to see the families in their elated state of overwhelming love for their newborn baby. I say it over and over, nothing is more exciting to see. You want to see true joy and happiness go to a hospital room of a healthy baby who was just born and see the parents and their sweet family in the room. It's beautiful!


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Summer is gone & colder temps are on their way, but smile, a new month means a new box from Beauty Box 5. Hard to believe, but this month is already flying by! Thankfully, the postal service has delivered a reason to smile.
Without further ado, let's jump in.
If you've yet to become acquainted with Beauty Box 5, they are my favorite subscription service. For $12 a month, 5 new & new-to-you products are delivered via USPS directly to you. Between the cost of the product & gasoline to drive to the store to shop, you'll save money & time. You get to try products you may not have heard of, rediscover forgotten favorites, or to try ones you've heard of but hadn't purchased. Whether you love, like, or dislike items in the box, it's a blast to experience different colors & fragrances. With a $12 price tag, it's a steal!
September's Box is fantastic. To start off, we have Elizabeth Mott's Tints & Sass Lip + Cheek Stain. Lightweight, this stain comes in a tiny tube to deliver a pop of color. I'd have liked to have seen it last a bit longer; however, the initial boldness of it lasts until you eat or drink. It might be the type of cosmetic to keep in your desk drawer for right before a meeting in order to wake up your look. It has a pricey MSRP of $22.99, but if used intermittently, it would last long enough to justify its price.
If a bright eye look is in order, we have Bellepierre's Shimmer Powder in Snowflake. Glittery is the best adjective to describe it. I was surprised at how long the shimmer actually lasted. It's definitely bright & I would probably only use it at night or during the holidays. The color itself is very pretty, but I couldn't justify using it for a daytime look. I do like the size of the container, as it's small & easily stored. Again, being that it isn't an everyday wear type of eye color, it's $19.99 MSRP isn't all that bad.
In keeping with great eye cosmetics, we have 'Be a Bombshell' Cosmetics' Eye Crayon. The shade in my box was 'Stonehenge'. I'd describe it as a deep gray. 'Be a Bombshell' is a new-to-me company. I have to admit I really liked this one. While I usually stick to really dark shades for my eyes, I like both the look & feel of this crayon. I have to say that it lasted longer than my usually eye shadow crayon, too. I wouldn't have attempted the shade on my own if it hadn't been in the box. I'm glad I got to experiment a bit. With its MSRP of $14, it's only a few dollars more than the brand I'm used to & will be visiting their site soon.
Another new-to-me company was Beautiful Nutrition. Their 'Lemon Rinse Gentle Clarifying Treatment' is included in this month's goodies. The scent is magnificent. It reminded me of my mom using lemon juice on her own hair when we were kids in order to add shine. Well, this rinse is better than plain lemon juice, for sure! Use a capful from your roots to ends after washing. It added a lot of shine to my hair. It has an MSRP of $10 & works wonderfully to cleanse your hair.
Harvey Prince has produced quite a few fragrances that I've been a fan of throughout the years. 'Sincerely' is no different. My husband is also a fan of the scent. If you change your scent with the season, you'll want to sample this one. It's a mix of freesia, cedarwood, & orange flower delivered to you on a mini roller. It's affordable MSRP is $21.
There are 3 full-sized products in this month's box. That's incredible! I love getting BB5 delivered each month. It always brings a smile to my face. You can find out product info & ordering info by visiting http://www.beautybox5.com. You won't regret giving them a try!
I received the aforementioned products in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are mine.


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Detailed plot synopsis reviews of Cleopatra
Script Analysis of Cleopatra
Click on a plot link to find similar books!
Plot & ThemesComposition of Book Actual chase scenes or violence 10%Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzles/motives 40%Feelings, relationships, character bio/development 50% Time/Era of Movie: - ancient egypt Legal/Political Thriller? - Yes Political Plotlets: - power struggle between good/bad govt factions
Main CharacterIdentity: - Female Profession/status: - Prince/Nobleman/King Age: - 20's-30's Nudity - Slightly see-through clothes Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American) - Greek Unusual characteristics - Super genius - Super sensitive soggy jelly muffin
SettingEurope - Yes European country: - Italy - Greece - Turkey Africa - Yes Part of Africa: - Arabic Africa Desert? - Yes Misc setting - fancy mansion - fort/military installation - building - castle
Writing StyleAccounts of torture and death? - moderately messy visuals of dead Kind of violence: - air battles - land battles - hand to hand - knives - swords - ocean ship battles Unusual forms of death - poisoning - drowned - decapitated - perforation--swords/knives Any profanity? - None Is this movie based on a - play
Movies with storylines, themes & endings like Cleopatra
|Caesar and Cleopatra starring Claude Rains, Vivien Leigh, Stewart Granger, Ernest Thesiger, Anthony Harvey, Flora Robson, Raymond Lovell, Francis L. Sullivan
|The Wind and the Lion starring Sean Connery, Brian Keith, John Huston
|The Contender starring Joan Allen, Jeff Bridges, Gary Oldman
|The Prisoner of Zenda (1937) starring Ronald Colman, Madeleine Carroll, Douglas Fairbanks Jr.
|At Sword's Point starring Cornel Wilde, Maureen O'Hara, Dan O'Herlihy, Alan Hale Jr, Gladys Cooper


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The Downtown Sumner Main Street Merchants, announced its participation in the sixth annual Small Business Saturday on November 28 to support small businesses in Sumner.
Founded by American Express in 2010, Small Business Saturday is a day to celebrate the small businesses that help support their neighborhoods and is held every year on the Saturday after Thanksgiving.
Now in its sixth year, Small Business Saturday has been embraced as part of the holiday shopping tradition as each year shoppers, businesses and public officials come together to shop small and show their neighborhood pride.
Understanding the important contributions small businesses make to their communities, the merchants of Main Street in Sumner are pleased to announce its participation in Small Business Saturday and the Neighborhood Champion program.


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- Disturbed Youngsters in Hong Kong & Taiwan – 18 July, 2017
- After the exams she felt confident that she had done well......
- Lacking of confidence affects learning quality!
- When a child makes your day!
- Wordsworth:Poet or Philosopher?
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- Parental role in children's instrumental and muscial learning
- Commentary on Finding Neverland
- Reflection on Peter Pan
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- Behavior Modes of Oral Language -- A Tool for Analysis of Statements under Stress
- The Wonder of English Language
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- Whats UP ? "UP" is whats UP.
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- Can You Think Laterally?
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Tips for students learning French
Learning the French Language? Well, you will find that the following tips are going to help you out considerably when you are learning!
Spend as much time as you possibly can learning French. This is probably something that should go without saying. However, you don't want to do the same things time and time again. Instead, put a little bit of effort into learning new concepts, try different ways of communicating in that language e.g. conversation, reading and writing. Basically, do as much as possible or you will never learn the language.
Read Books and Newspapers in French. As good as worksheets are, the only way in which you are going to learn proper French is by immersing yourself in proper French. If you want to practice your reading and writing then head to an online forum and get discussing. This is a great way to pick up a bit of slang.
Once you learn something new, whether it be a new word or a new grammar rule, start to practice it straight away so you don't forget it!
Use a proper French dictionary, not using one is probably one of the biggest mistakes you can make. There are so many people out there who use pocket dictionaries to learn French, and this will never work in a million years, not only are they difficult to use but there are not a lot of words in them. Pick up a fairly substantial hard cover book, you will be using it for a long, long time.
Immerse yourself in the French language if you can. I know this isn't always possible, but the best way without a doubt is to head to France or another French speaking country and just talk to the locals, basically, you are going to want to learn as much about the language as you possibly can.
Whilst software and books is great to some extent for learning language, they aren't full proof methods and I don't believe you will be able to learn the language by using just those. If you are serious about learning French, then try and get hold of a proper French teacher. It will do wonders to your learning.
Don't be afraid to speak in French! If you are, then you will never be up to a conversational standard. My suggestion is that you get stuck into the speaking process as soon as possible. You won't know every single word that you say, but you will be able to pick up a substantial amount. You will also get hints and tips from the way that people speak to you.
Yes, this is just a few tips on how you can go about learning French, but honestly, if you put just a few of them into practice, your learning will benefit substantially. Remember, if you put the time and effort in, you could potentially learn the language up to a full conversational standard within a year.
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text: Here come March Madness and here comes a slowdown in production. It is estimated that employers stand to lose more than $100 Million in lost wages during the first two days of the tournament alone. Extra strain on company servers from streaming games to interoffice banter about who has the best bracket. But is it all bad? Click here to find out: March Madness – http://www.hrmorning.com/march-madness-hr/


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Polling the Importance of Israel's Rights to a United Jerusalem and Defensible Borders for Likely American Voters: A Nationwide U.S. Survey
Publication Date: March 2004
Publisher(s): Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs
Author(s): John McLaughlin
Funder(s): Wechsler Family Foundation
Funder(s): Wechsler Family Foundation
Series: Jerusalem Issue Brief, Vol. 3, No.19
Special Collection: Berman Jewish Policy Archive
Topic: Culture and religion (Religion and religious groups)
Politics (Elections and voting)
Keywords: Voting Patterns; Jewish Identification; Israeli-Palestinian Conflict; Survey
Type: Report
Coverage: United States
The author analyzes the results of a survey conducted among 1,000 likely American voters in 2004. He argues that based on the data, American voters, regardless of party affiliation, ideology, and religion, believe that Israel has the right to protect itself with defensible borders. According to the author's analysis, American voters do not trust the Palestinian Authority in any future agreement to protect the freedom of religion for all faiths. Moreover, he concludes that based on the polling numbers, there is across-the-board support for Jerusalem remaining united under Israeli sovereignty.


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My Work Injury Lawyer work on a 'no win, no fee' basis when you make a common law, or other, claim. You do not pay any legal fees until and unless your claim is finalised by us – either by settlement or a Court decision.
Along the way we will also pay for legal outlays, such as medico-legal assessment fees, Court fees and other outlays that may be necessary to progress your work injury claim or other. Unlike some other legal firms, My Work Injury Lawyer will also pay these outlays on a 'no win, no fee' basis.
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You Need Cellulite Treatment
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On previous week all we are encountered with the release of video messaging in Skype for various platforms. The new communication tool within the VoIP allows the users to easy connectivity with the friends and relatives. Today new updation in Skype for iOS brings unlimited video messaging.
The news of video messaging within Skype is heard from the beginning of this year. On previous Monday Skype officially introduced video messaging feature in major platforms including both mobile and desktop. Now the new updation in Skype for iOS brings unlimited video messaging. So the iOS users of Skype get unlimited enjoyment over this service.
Skype for iOS brings even more features in this updation. You will feel more stability in both audio and video calling within new version of Skype. Also the sharing of photos becomes more reliable through this updation.
It is a fact that video messages can easily convey the messages than any other form of communication. The recorded videos with the camera of your mobile device can be easily shared with the contacts of Skype. The service not at all demand to be the receiver in online mode. He/she can get the messages you had send to them when they comes in online.
Skype service support HD video message service with your friends. It demands high speed internet, powerful system and effective web cam. The video messaging within the Skype makes real life experience to the users. We can expect even more features from this service very soon.


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Have the honour to play records at the Clapton Hart in London this Saturday night. 9pm-1am.
Come and dance!
Have the honour to play records at the Clapton Hart in London this Saturday night. 9pm-1am.
Come and dance!
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As autumn clicks in, it's time to unpack the all weather gear, get used to your favourite Guernsey sweater and come down to the Big Chill Bar for our bi monthly Seahawks Boat Party. This time we are joined by all round upper deck gentleman, expert synth charmer and one fifth of the wunderbar The Horrors. Expect sounds to ease in the change of season, yet warming to the ear. From cosmic AOR debris to analog hermits, we trawl the coastline and tides for the sounds that will float the boats on the oceans of fantasy.
Big Chill Bar, Dray's Walk, Truman Brewery (off Brick Lane)
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How do. We have the last remaining 40 pieces of our Ocean Trippin' CD available to buy direct, never to be pressed again. Picking up all three 12″ releases, plus the Static caravan picture 7″ tracks with 2 bonus unreleased tracks in a very nice soft case with a sticker clipped inside.
These babies are £1o each and postage rates can be found in the For Sale section at the top of the site.
Horrible news this morning on the earthquake and the tsunami's effects on northern Japan. Our thoughts go out to friends and colleagues and hope everyone is safe throughout the tough times to come.
Please donate what you can via the British Red Cross here or via the Google Crisis Response/Japanese Red Cross Society here.
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Our next 12″ CAP002 Sneakin' Past The Fleet/Into Night is available on pre order through Rough Trade and Piccadilly Records and should be dropping before the end of the month.
Hello and a good monday to you. Firstly we must apologise for the lack of download last Friday as both myself and the captain were 40 fathoms deep on other projects and missed our take off slot for new sounds. We've a new track moored up ready for download this coming Friday, so look out for that one.
Also we are soon to take delivery of CAP002, our second 12″ on Captains Log and we've gone deep on this hot cookie. More info to come on the release date for that one but we expect it to hit the shelves before end of July with the third and final 12″ (CAP003) hot on it's watery heels.
We have copies of CAP001 which we'll be selling through this blog so again, look out for news on that very soon.
Have a good Monday and until next time, be safe on open waters.
The Seahawks 12″ Omega Beach/Keep On Growing is now available to pre order online through Rough Trade and out on June 14th. We're hoping that we can speed up the release of the following two 12″s we have planned to put out over the summer. They are belters and want them out while the weather is good!
Here's a sneak peek of the cover ….
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jQuery Fundamentals Powerful Bootcamp for beginners
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1 Jquery Intro to Jquery4:25
2 Jquery Hello World3:36
3 Jquery element selectors7:11
4 Jquery Events4:37
5 Jquery Mulitple event handlers3:03
6 Jquery Events on Forms3:05
7 Challenge Change the background color of Paragraphs2:16
8 jQuery DOM Manipulation Document Object Model return values4:42
9 jQuery DOM Manipulation Document Object Model set values4:13
10 Before and After elements updates4:57
11 Remove Empty Elements5:22
12 Jquery styling Add and remove classes3:16
13 Adding removing CSS Jquery change CSS4:04
14 Jquery dimension change3:47
15 Jquery Parents Traversing Functions in jQuery4:55
16 Jquery Children Traversing Functions in jQuery4:55
17 Siblings Traversing Functions in jQuery5:24
18 Jquery Hide Show Fade6:22
19 Jquery Slide2:52
20 Jquery Animation9:38
21 Jquery Functions in Animation5:23
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jQuery Fundamentals Powerful Bootcamp for beginners
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Learn web development with JavaScript. JavaScript is an essential part of creating websites and JQuery helps you speed up you JavaScript programming.
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JavaScript for beginners to JavaScript advanced users, this course also includes lots of coding examples. This course will show you how to Master JavaScript, learning dynamic web design using JavaScript. JavaScript is a crucial part to become a Complete Web Developer. Learn and master JavaScript from Scratch. Check out our other JavaScript courses to learn even more advanced JavaScript included with our of web developer courses. Comprehensive JavaScript Programming, learn by making and working with examples. Build dynamic websites with JavaScript.
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The beautiful structure is a broken marriage and its mirror, nightmarishly contracting into a single scene that names the wife as Ninotchka ("Come here").
The title has a natural kinship with such film noir tales as Narrow Margin and Tight Spot, the specific item in question here is closer to Impact or D.O.A., reduced to marriage per se as reflected in the con game beautifully tendered by a high school sweetheart.
After this setup, the hick police chief is framed for two murders investigated by his ex-wife, a big-city homicide detective newly-promoted who emulates Pam Grier on the job.


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Stand Out From The Crowd
In any business a headshot is there to help you connect with clients and potential employers, It's your shop window online. Your headshot is all about you and your personal branding, you are 100% your brand. Your headshot is one of the main images in your control to put in the public domain, that represents your brand and professionalism.
If you look stuffy and unapproachable you will lose potential business and if you look unprofessional prospective clients or employers will not take a second glance. That is due to how the human brain is wired, and how we judge people. Your profile image on 99% of websites or social media sites is the first thing people will see as it is normally placed top left of the page. So, it has to stand out for the right reasons.
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There are a few steps you as developer can take to ascertain why your apps is not working. Please have a look at the steps below and if your app is still not working, please contact us.
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Check if any of the APIs are experiencing downtime by clicking the following link: API Status
Click on the individual APIs will give a more detailed view: Uptime, Response Time and Response Time Per Country.
Troubleshoot: Our team gets alerted of API downtime, and this should be fixed within a few minutes.
Step 2:
Check if you can connect from a pc to the api by using the ping command. This will determine if there is a connection issue in general.
cmd: ping externalappapi.com
Pinging externalappapi.mxit.com [220.127.116.11] with 32 bytes of data:
If your ping cannot resolve then proceed straight to Step 4 and report this issue to us.
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If you could ping successfully try and telnet into externalappapi by trying any or all of the following independently:
telnet externalappapi.mxit.com 9150
telnet externalappapi.mxit.com 9151
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Externalappapi is the central point for all C# apps, so if you can communicate to this point it means all connections from our side are up and running.
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Jason has just been dumped, but he didn't even realize they were going out. Meanwhile, Mikey's wife has just asked him for a divorce, and perpetually single Daniel is still single. The three best friends are determined to stay single together and just have fun. But then Jason meets Ellie who just might be perfect for him, Daniel starts to realize that his gal pal Chelsea might be perfect for him, and Mikey has always thought that his wife was perfect for him. The boys are going to have to juggle their single life with their romantic entanglements and it's going to get awkward.Release Date: 31 January 2014
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How Graphic Design Can Help Your BusinessEffective graphic design is the applied art of arranging text and images in a way that effectively communicates a message. Effective graphic designers can enhance the image of advertising your company and products through media such as direct mail, flyers, newsletter design, brochure design, annual reports, business cards, letterheads and of course web site design. Graphic design agencies can assist you with all the above stationary to be designed to a good standard and would give you ideas of how to implement brand development.
Effective graphic designers attract people to read the content of your message. People often get their first impression of your company through some communication such as a brochure or flier or even a business card. And the quality of the graphic design influences their reaction. Effective graphic designers build trust and confidence in your company and products and helps in brand development.
At its best, graphic design agencies welds artistic concepts such as colour and shape to the essence of your products or services and takes into account the characteristics of the consumer and their trends.
Effective graphic design is also a key component of brand development. Consumers respond to graphic images such as logos, and skillful graphic design companies helps make your product stand out in a crowded marketplace.
So though you may be tempted to give your brochure design job to Sid in accounting who's a dab hand with watercolours, you should realise that the image of your organisation is something that needs a professional's touch. Graphic design agencies offer a specialised service so outsourcing is your best option. For one thing, pro designers work in many fields and are in touch with the trends of the day.
So how do you go about finding effective graphic design agencies, graphic design companies or graphic design studios? Look for a company with a strong portfolio of memorable designs. Check if you recognise any of the clients the design firm has done work for. And don't forget that graphic design is an applied art. Designs that are beautiful for their own sakes don't guarantee commercially viability. Look for designs that indicate the designer has a strong grasp of marketing too.
When you find graphic design agencies, you need to ask them about brand development, advertising etc like, how many revisions the firm will do until you're satisfied. Clarify such factors as what you'll get at the end of the project. For example, is printing included? In what format would the graphic design agencies delivery any graphics? There are a host of details like this that you need to consider.
If you want convenience, it's an advantage to hire effective graphic designers that offers a complete range of services in web development, brand development, advertising and other promotional tasks, along with portfolio management and printing. This means you can leave the whole project to one company which streamlines the whole procedure.
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Roberts Funeral Home – Ashland Chapel, Ashland is just north of the city on US 250 at the front of Ashland County Memorial Park. It's close proximity to town, yet country setting allows quiet solace when you need it most. Memorial Park is one of our most beautiful cemeteries. Its design gives a sense of security and peace. Roberts Funeral Home – Ashland Chapel is our newest funeral home, providing the most innovative design and warm colors. The lobby is a large area for families and friends to gather before entering our most spacious chapel. Our two additional viewing rooms can open into the chapel providing Ashland's most accommodating chapel for funerals and memorial services.


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Imparts education for special children to write their board exams X and XII grade through NIOS.
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The Sex Rays deal in sweaty, adrenalin fuelled garage rock.
New single She Thing is a tight, sci-fi radio rock 'n' roll anthem channeling the band's lusty garage rock roots, and then driving said roots through the roof.
The B-side is the brilliantly named He's Trying To Work It Out With His Girlfriend, And Then The LSD Kicks In showcases the band's fondness of devolving into a slurry of artsy noise, backed by classic Kinks-ish guitar riffs, pounding drums and driving bass.
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ergoPouch 2.5 Tog Organic Jersey Sleeping Bag (Peach Cross)
Beautifully soft and snuggly, eco friendly, warm weight 2.5 TOG baby sleeping bag.
Part of the NEW ergoPouch Organic Jersey Sleep Bag range which feels super super soft and snuggly (like a cloud!) inside and out, compared to the smooth sheeting fabric of the standard sleep bags.
A warm weight sleep bag made with 100% natural fibres to allow full breathability and natural temperature regulation.
Ideal for babies 8 - 24 months, transitioning from their ergoCocoon into their first sleep bag, and Autumn / Winter / Spring temperatures between 14-21 degrees.
Sleeping bags are a safe way to keep baby warm without the need for blankets.
The 2.5 TOG Jersey Sleeping Bag is designed for Autumn/Winter/Spring temperatures with a warm to the touch snuggly outer and inner layer of Organic Jersey Cotton (with 5% Elastane for stretch) and 100% Organic Cotton filling for warmth.
2.5 TOG warmth rating
Warm weight. Best suited to room temperatures between 14-21 degrees, the 2.5 TOG Jersey bag features a super soft Organic Jersey outer and inner lining and Organic Cotton fill
Soft and stretchy for comfort
The full range of 0.2 TOG, 1 TOG and 2.5 TOG Jersey Sleep Bags are made with a soft and stretchy Organic Cotton with 5% Elastane outer fabric for comfortable movement during baby's sleep
Double ended zippers
Zippers allow you easy access for nappy changes. The top of the zipper near the neck is also covered with a thick fabric cover for comfort against baby's neck
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Made with only natural organic fabrics which are highly breathable, anti-bacterial, skin-friendly, eco-friendly and safe for sleeping in
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All ergoPouch sleeping bags, swaddles and sleepwear are made with 100% all natural fibres - pure organic cottons, bamboo and fine merino wool.
Natural fibres give you a better, healthier and safer sleep. They are perfect for sensitive or easily irritated skins and keep your baby at just the right temperature with no risk of overheating or sweating.
Compare the luxury of ergoPouch with other high profile brands and see that ergoPouch offers so much more - and no synthetics!
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Orders received before 1pm Monday - Friday are generally shipped the same day, excluding Public Holidays.
Orders are shipped Express at no extra charge, to get them to you fast.
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Delivery is a Flat Rate of just $10.95 per order or Free for all orders over $100, plus other specially selected products.
International delivery is available at cost. Please contact us for options to your area.
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Toll Priority Express Courier - 2-3 days
Our preferred carrier, as parcels can be delivered from our rural location in Tasmania to most areas within Australia within 2 business days.
Parcels are given an 'Authority to Leave' if you are not home, so you don't need to arrange redelivery.
You can leave comments at checkout to let them know where the safest place to leave it is.
Toll Priority can not deliver to PO Box addresses.
Australia Post Express + PO Box - 2-4 days
Faster than standard mail, but usually not as quick as our courier.
Delivery can take between 2-4 business days, depending on your location.
Australia Post is a safe option if you don't wish for your parcel to be left if you are not home. Most parcels are redirected to your Local Post Office and a card left for you to collect at a later time.
Parcels for PO Box addresses are all sent Express Post and can not be sent with our courier.
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If you need your order urgently (within 2-3 days) and are relying on us to get it to you on time, please contact us before ordering or leave a comment on your order. We'll get in touch asap to confirm delivery details and the best option to ensure on time delivery, or to let you know of any known delays so other arrangements can be made.
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We accept all product returns for refund or exchange (for any reason) within 60 days of purchase.
Please be mindful that returned products will be resold, and therefore must be returned in brand new condition, unused, unworn and with all original tags and product packaging.
Return shipping is at the buyer's cost (except for faulty items), and in the case of an exchange, $10.95 delivery for the new item is also due.
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It was the first hotel of this type that opened its doors in Gran Canarias, being the main Spa centre in the Canary Islands and Europe, later imitated by many. There are 448 rooms that emphasize their amplitude and decoration, all of them equipped with air conditioning, direct telephone, satellite television, musical thread, full bathroom…
If we go for a stroll around the hotel we can verify that it truly is an oasis created by man. There is only 600ms that separate the hotel with the Playa de San Agustin, a few kilometres from the animated Playa del Ingles and the natural Dune reserve of Maspalomas.
There are 4 swimming pools 2 of them heated and one for nudists, in addition to the children's pool. There are 3 bars with nocturnal animation, 2 restaurants, 7 conference halls, a fantastic shopping gallery so that all our needs are well covered. And if what we want to relax any further with some sport there is golf, tennis, squash, a totally equipped gymnasium, archery, shot with carbine, darts, billiards, sauna.
But if there is something that really stands out in this complex, it is its "Canarias Thalasotherapy Centre". Perhaps we would have to begin explaining what is "Thalasotherapy". Thalasotherapy is one of the oldest, natural and effective anti-stress treatments of the world. The treatments are based on baths with sea waters warmed up to 37ºC, allowing the absorption through the skin of beneficial elements like iodine, sulphur, calcium and magnesium.
Besides fighting stress and the fatigue in the body it contributes to facilitate the recovery of the nervous system and is highly recommended to alleviate and to prevent all types of other ailments. In more than 7,000 square meters of surface, this thalasotherapy centre offers a total of four swimming pools of sea water, in addition to many other facilities and health and beauty treatments.


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Spring is that wonderful time of year where it gets a little easier to wake up in the mornings, we can start to shake off a few of those layers and it's finally warm enough to enjoy a gin in a beer garden…just! I love waking up to a bit of sunshine, well maybe not always sunshine as I live in the North West of England but there is definitely day light and I am grateful. I found it so hard to wake up during those cold dark winter months and I like getting up early to fit a workout in, that way I can run straight to the pub after work and feel slightly less guilty. So here is a list of some of my favourite purchases I have made so far in spring.
1. Daisy Pyjama Set (Boux Avenue £22)
I overheat so much during the night I am like a human radiator, which is great during those chilly winter nights but now the weather is warming up, so am I! So I needed to buy some new pyjamas. I was in Boux Avenue trying to find underwear when this cute set caught my eye. I love the daisy pattern on the shorts and the little bow on the top.
2. Ribbed Cream Sleeveless Top (New Look £8)
The ribbed top has been a firm favourite of mine during winter, but spring is here now and long sleeves are not good for someone who overheats easily. I only took this top into the changing rooms at to try on with some dungarees but I fell in love with it – it'll be great for work, shopping and going drinking with the girls.
3. Striped Dolly Shoes (New Look £9.99)
Do you ever need an excuse to buy a new striped item? Well, if you do - its spring so shop away! Stripes are always a good idea so when I saw this pair I couldn't resist. I love the cloth material they are made of and being a tall girl you can never have too many pairs of flats!
4. Blue Handbag (New Look £20)
With spring comes a tidal wave of pastel colours. I was in the market for a new handbag and this one caught my eye from across the shop. I went back into New Look the other day and they have it in yellow, can I justify having the same bag in two colours?
5. Triangle Bra (Boux Avenue £20)
So in case you've been living under a rock, triangle bras are the new bras on the scene. They have been all over my Instagram news feed and I have been lusting after one for some time now. I love the lace detail and at £20 it was a bargain not to be missed, or so I keep telling my bank balance.
6. White Striped Plimsolls (New Look £9.99)
I buy a pair of these every year, they're so cheap and cheerful! But then I end up wearing them to a festival or drum and bass night and they get destroyed and so the cycle begins. They are great for everyday use and look good with many different outfits, a definite spring must have!


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In the "Afterbeats" section of the October, 1979 issue of The Horn Call we find the article "Dear Professor Hubley." It is an advice column similar to the more famous Dear Abby column except that it is of course all things horn! While related to horn personalities of the time the questions and answers are pretty timeless and a final good example of the content that lurks in back issues of The Horn Call. The second question addressed to Prof. Hubley is
Dear Professor Hubley,
I want to get a new horn, but have been very confused as to what to get – there are so many brands and models on the market. What do you suggest?
– Wondering
Dear Wondering,
I'm glad you asked that question. As far as I am concerned there is only one possible choice for you (or anyone): the new Hubley Horn, made by the Frack Mfg. Co. of Kicks, Minnesota, specialists in the manufacture of brass instruments and precision plumbing accessories. This horn has everything: mouthpiece … bell … valves …. I designed this horn to be all things to all players. You can order your choice of bore sizes, from weensy to unbelievably gross; metals: from aluminum for those light French numbers, to cast iron (must be greased inside and out regularly) for those big romantic muthas.
Skipping ahead a bit (the instrument was convertible to everything from a single F to various types of double horns!), we get to the mouthpiece.
Each horn comes equipped with three mouthpieces: the Hubley Screech Owl High Chop for high hornists, the Hubley Windflap Big Bore for low players (a No. 2 pencil will pass through it easily), and the Hubley Middler (measurements are the averages of those of all known mouthpieces) for those who don't mind being laughed at by the highs or lows for being a sissy for not using what they do. Optional accessories: the Hubley Bulldog Stopping Mute, guaranteed to stop a runaway horn at 100 yards; Hubley Valve Oil (120 proof, guaranteed to make your valves unsticky and you pretty loose as well). Finally: the Hubley Rhino Hide Horn Case.
I think there might actually be a market for that "Middler" mouthpiece. Skipping ahead again a bit, Hubley has a deal for the reader and in the end a confession.
If you order directly from me, I will give you 20% off list price. (You see, the factory gives me 40% off, I give you and all my students 20% off, and everybody is happy. You didn't think I got my pool table, sailboat, and new wing on my house selling Christmas cards, now, did you?)
Dear Professor Hubley,
What kind of horn and mouthpiece do you play yourself?
— Still Wondering
Dear Still Wondering,
A pre-war single Bb Crumbley with a mouthpiece my teacher gave me (I also have a Hubley model around here somewhere which I use for circus gigs, Wagner, and supermarket openings). If it's any of your business.