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Atlanta United 3-1 New York City FC (agg: 4-1)
Sporting Kansas City 4-2 Real Salt Lake (agg: 5-3)
Sporting Kansas 1-1 LA Galaxy: Russell solo cancels out Ibra PK!
New York Red Bulls 2-0 Atlanta United
DC United 5-0 Montreal: Rooney brace takes tally to seven goals
Minnesota United 3-2 Portland Timbers
New England Revolution 2-2 Chicago Fire
Montreal Impact 1-1 New York City FC
Columbus Crew 2-1 Colorado Rapids
New York Red Bulls 2-0 Toronto FC
Los Angeles FC 2-0 San Jose Earthquakes
San Jose 3-4 Atlanta: Martinez nets 95th minute winner!
Chicago Fire 4-0 Orlando City
DC United 3-3 NY Red Bulls: Wright-Phillips hat-trick outshines Rooney
Toronto FC 5-3 LA Galaxy: Eight-goal thriller on Ibra's milestone
Philadelphia Union 1-4 Montreal Impact
The Scorpion King: Ibrahimovic nets stunning 500th career goal!
Colorado Rapids 0-3 Atlanta United
NYCFC 1-1 DC United: Villa free-kick cancels out Rooney assist
Rooney record goal & two assists for DC United!
ballball: ballball
Mourinho: I won more PL titles than 19 other managers combined
Sporting Kansas City 2-0 Minnesota United FC
Philadelphia Union 1-0 New England Revolution
Martinez nets record 28th MLS goal for Atlanta with stylish chip
NYCFC 1-1 NY Red Bulls: Nine-man City hang on in derby clash
Lee Nguyen scores solo stunner v Tim Howard in MLS
Record-making Martinez joined by Villalba solo goal for Atlanta
Sporting Kansas City 3-0 Portland Timbers
Montreal 2-1 Chicago: Schweinsteiger concedes PK in defeat
Vancouver Whitecaps 2-2 New York Red Bulls
Philadelphia Union 2-0 New York City FC
Seattle Sounders 5-0 LA Galaxy
Seattle 3-1 New York City: Svensson thunderbolt!
LA Galaxy 4-3 Orlando City: Ibrahimovic smashes hat-trick!
New York Red Bulls 2-3 Columbus Crew
Montreal Impact 1-2 Atlanta United
DC United 2-1 Colorado: Rooney nutmegs Howard for first MLS goal!
Rooney makes winning DC United debut with assist in 3-1 result!
Napoli pave the way for Sarri & Jorginho to Chelsea!
Perin shocked & thrilled by Ronaldo's move to Juventus
Meet R2D2: Psychic sausage dog predicts Brazil win
Rooney shoots down 'unfair' England World Cup question!
Blind & deaf Brazil fan still experiencing World Cup magic
World Cup Superstars: Diego Costa
World Cup Superstars: Xherdan Shaqiri
England, beware of the Premier League's Belgium boys!
World Cup Superstars: Mesut Ozil
World Cup Superstars: Thomas Muller
New York City FC 2-1 Toronto FC
Los Angeles FC 2-0 Columbus Crew
Colorado Rapids 3-2 Minnesota United
Orlando City 0-2 Montreal Impact
New York Red Bulls 3-0 FC Dallas
Philadelphia Union 4-0 Vancouver Whitecaps
World Cup Superstars: David Silva
World Cup Superstars: James Rodriguez
World Cup Superstars: Di Maria
World Cup Superstars: Thibaut Courtois
World Cup Superstars: Sadio Mane
World Cup Superstars: Roberto Firmino
Toronto rally from 3-0 down to draw 4-4 against DC United
Psychic sausage dog picks Russia win v Saudi Arabia
Spain interim coach Hierro eager for 'beautiful' WC 2018 challenge
World Cup Players: Neymar
World Cup Players: Eden Hazard
World Cup Players: Sergio Aguero
Kruse & Kleinheisler denied stunners by bar in Australia win
Costa combines with Aspas as Spain grind out 1-0 Tunisia win
Sweden fail to score for third straight match without Ibrahimovic
Morocco in fine form entering World Cup with 3-1 Estonia win
Davies scores & assists thrice as Vancouver rout Orlando 5-2
San Jose slip to 4-3 loss despite lob and LAFC goalkeeper howler
LA Galaxy 3-0 Real Salt Lake: Ibrahimovic on target with brace
Poland 2-2 Chile: Lewandowski & Albornoz screamers!
Ibrahimovic says he should be at World Cup 2018 with Sweden
Germany 2-1 Saudi Arabia: Werner leads the line to end bad run
World Cup Players: Gonzalo Higuain
World Cup Players: Son Heung-Min
Marcelo: Neymar will play for Real Madrid one day
Iceland 2-2 Ghana
World Cup Players: Harry Kane
World Cup Players: Olivier Giroud
World Cup Players: Jamie Vardy
World Cup Players: Paulo Dybala
World Cup Players: Mohamed Salah
World Cup Players: David De Gea
World Cup Players: Cristiano Ronaldo
World Cup Players: Kevin De Bruyne
World Cup Players: Lionel Messi
World Cup Players: Kylian Mbappe
World Cup Players: Dele Alli
World Cup Players: Romelu Lukaku
World Cup Players: Hugo Lloris
'I thought he was a big idiot for that' - Firmino blasts Sergio Ramos
Samedov lob cancelled by Malli screamer as Turkey hold Russia 1-1
Pogba, Griezmann & Mbappe sent off by France president
Chhetri celebrates 100 India caps with lovely lob against Kenya!
Chile miss open goal from three yards versus Serbia
Sweden toothless without Ibrahimovic in Denmark draw
Germany's World Cup prep takes hit with first Austria loss in 32 years
Deadly Vardy ready to fire England to World Cup glory!
Out-of-the-World Cup: Russian cosmonauts play football in space!
Tunisia 2-2 Turkey: Tosun red card & pitch invasion mar friendly!
President assures Messi's Argentina they are not failures without WC
LA Galaxy 2-3 FC Dallas: Zlatan double not enough for LA!
Atlanta United waste chances as New England Revs fight back 1-1
McLain heroics can't save Chicago in 3-1 Philadelphia rout
Mo Salah's boots given Egyptian king treatment at Brit Museum!
Joao Mario volleys Portugal to 2-2 Tunisia draw!
Viral dance fail in Malaysia League!
Szczesny protects Juve's scudetto with a fine catch!
Galway United keeper forgets how to play football!
All of Ronaldo's greatness on show en route to the UCL final
Salah dazzles his way to the Champions League final for Liverpool
'I want Arsenal to keep the ball' - Emery unveiled as Gunners boss
Ibrahimovic shown straight red for slapping Petrasso in LA Galaxy win
Minnesota United 1-1 Sporting Kansas City
Portland 2-1 LAFC: Vela beauty cancelled out by Armenteros solo!
FC Dallas 2-2 Vancouver: Whitecaps rescued by 100th-minute PK!
New York City FC 4-0 Colorado Rapids
Guardiola signs new three-year deal at Man City!
Gigi Buffon announces his last game for Juventus
Chapecoense reach Copa Do Brasil quarter-finals!
Naniel's 93rd-minute winner lifts Cruzeiro to Copa Do Brasil quarters!
Thiago Carleto's 40-yard FK - in a swimming cap - is quite brilliant!
97th-min Altyn Asyr winner sees them beat Istiklol 3-2!
Atletico Madrid fans sing for Simeone & Torres in Europa League
Doi backheel sends Kashima Antlers to ACL quarter-finals!
Neymar parades in front of PSG fans to shut down Real Madrid talk
Pato sends Cannavaro's Guangzhou crashing out of UCL!
Al Duhail thrash Al Ain 4-1 for 8-3 aggregate win!
Jeonbuk 2-0 Buriram: Jaesung's stunning FK seals QF spot!
Club Brugge win Jupiler Pro League with Standard Liege draw
Final whistle scuffle breaks out between Spartak & Dinamo Moscow
92nd-min GK howler sees Sporting CP miss CL qualification
Samatta scores two stunners as Genk beat Sporting Charleroi 4-1
Kverkvelia sent off for bizarre handball as Lokomotiv are humbled
Toronto FC's Aketxe gaffes twice sets up goals for New England Revs!
Koh scores fantastic lob as Al-Rayyan rout Al-Gharafa 3-0
Vieirinha free-kick fires nine-man PAOK to Greek Cup triumph!
Patric powers home as Sanfrecce Hiroshima sink Vegalta Sendai
Pelle volley cancels out Pato to send Shandong Luneng top of CSL
Ramirez's long-range lob can't overturn Minnesota defeat
Ibrahimovic outgunned by FC Dallas' Lamah as LA Galaxy lose again
Beijing Guoan 2-2 Guangzhou R&F: Zahavi & Bakambu braces
Blackout causes football match with FIFA President to be cancelled
Volleyed Goias stunner not enough as Gremio surge through in cup
Kashima Antlers storm to 3-1 ACL win over Shanghai SIPG
Ceres-Negros score sensational lob to beat Yangon Utd 4-2
Home 3-2 Persija Jakarta: Hafiz screamer seals first leg win!
Ajax's De Ligt scores horror OG after mix-up!
BuLiSaves of the Week 33: Horn gives hopes for Cologne!
Huge blunder in AFC Cup: When keepers try to juggle and fail!
Xavi & Khoukhi's brace inspire Al-Sadd win over Al-Ahli
Mabkhout heroics lead Al-Jazira's 3-2 comeback win v Persepolis
Mardikian's elbow & fight earns red card in Al-Jazeera draw
Oliveira & Brahimi screames see Porto lift Primeira Liga in style
Musa brace lifts CSKA Moscow to rout Arsenal Tula 6-0
Basacikoglu stunner sees Feyenoord end home comeback
Teixeira lobs Jiangsu Suning to Changchun Yatai victory
Zoet & goalline clearance saves PSV in final Eredivisie outing
Kluivert's Ajax bounce back from horrible De Ligt own-goal
Ibrahimovic & Dos Santos can't stop LA Galaxy loss to Houston
Flare trouble mars Sporting CP-Benfica draw as Porto are champs
Hoffman miss crowns Melbourne Victory A-League champs
Early double paves way for New York RB to rout NYCFC 4-0
Eder winner sees Lokomotiv Moscow crowned Russian champs
FC Tokyo win Tamagawa Clasico v Jap champs Kawasaki Frontale
Guangzhou R&F screamers sink Shanghai Shenhua 4-2
US Soccer welcome Trump support in WC2026 bid
Kelantan stay joint-bottom in MLS after PKNP save
Johor Darul Ta'zim continue to rule the roost in MSL
Jubilo defender sparks mass brawl after punching Yokohoma coach!
Friendly dog gatecrashes Universidad de Chile training!
BuLi Player of the Week 32: Kramaric boosts Hoffenheim's UCL hopes!
Bundesliga Move of the Week 32: Hazard unlocks Schalke defence!
Bundesliga Showboats 32: Insane tricks and flicks!
Taguchi scores epic halfway-line goal in Jubilo Iwata win
Ali Fasir's hat-trick fires New Radiant to 5-1 AFC Cup win
Kedah 3-3 Negeri Sembilan
Bizarre OG paves way for Benfica Macau to rout Hang Yuen
Bengaluru issue AFC Cup statement by bashing Aizawl 5-0
Harry Cochrane: The 16 y/o who scored against Celtic
World Cup trophy arrives in Russia after global tour!
Referee attacked by Ethiopian footballers after goal call
Barcelona celebrate domestic double with city parade!
NYCFC 3-1 Dallas: David Villa scores two in easy win!
Dutch referee gets yellow card after a dive!
ballball: ballball
David Villa scores 400th career goal for club and country
Melbourne reach A-League Grand Final after downing Sydney 3-2
Olympiakos punish Panetolikos with tiki-taka team goals
Maritimo 0-1 Porto
Van Persie leads Feyenoord comeback after Rotterdam curler
Kluivert & Neres screamers in AZ rout lead Ajax tribute to Nouri
Talent Pereiro powers home brace to inspire PSV to 3-3 draw
Schweinsteiger scores & assists, but misses Chicago penalty
The best scorpion kick goal you'll ever see from Newcastle Jets' McGree
What awaits Iniesta? Xavi in Qatar Cup final red card disgrace
Vitoria 0-0 Corinthians
Boeung Ket thrill in 4-1 rout at Shan United despite AFC Cup exit
Goias 0-2 Gremio
BuLi Move of the Week: 18-year-old Sancho shows classy touch!
Bundesliga Funnies Week 31: Kramer sneaks in early free kick!
Thanh Hoa fight back thrice to grab 3-3 draw at Yangon!
Global Cebu ease past Bali United with 3-1 win
No legs! Double amputee meets Maradona
Everton scores Goal of the Season contender for Gremio!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic meets childhood idol Ronaldo!
FC Tokyo end Sanfrecce Hiroshia's undefeated streak in style
Three Riko assists power Persija Jakarta through in AFC Cup!
JDT penalty ends Song Lam Nghe An comeback in AFC Cup
Porto 5-1 Vitoria: Clumsiest bicycle kick ever sends Porto top!
A school of Salahs? Egypt university impersonates Liverpool star!
Dive of the season: Marin drops after nudge from referee!
Berisha scores stunning last-minute bicycle kick!
Klopp to Liverpool fans: Please don't attack Roma's team bus
Berisha's overhead kick steers Melbourne Victory into A-League semis!
Leicester flop Musa back on form with CSKA Moscow double
Conte rules out Mourinho feud ahead of Chelsea-Man Utd FA Cup final
Bakasetas brace fires AEK Athens to Greece Super League title
Portland Timbers 3-0 NYCFC
NY Red Bulls 1-2 Chicago Fire: Katai scorches with wonder-volley!
Montreal Impact 3-5 LA FC: Vela on target, Piatti hat-trick!
Podolski's nets first brace of 2018 for Vissel Kobe in 3-0 win
Figo's All-Stars beat Ronaldinho's in UN Match for Solidarity
Sanfrecce Hiroshima 1-0 Sagan Tosu
92nd-min Salvio winner sees Benfica bounce back from Porto loss
Arsene leaves Arsenal! Will the 2017 FA Cup trophy be his last?
Ajax respond to PSV title win by routing VVV-Venlo with screamers
Zenit 2-1 Dynamo: 17-year-old Skrobotov scores late winner!
Feyenoord 5-1 Willem II: Vente double leads smashing win
Hendrix scores rocket from 35 meters to seal draw for PSV!
Schalke 0-1 E. Frankfurt: Epic sidefoot volley seals cup final spot!
Massive brawl as both Sydney & SHanghai bow out of ACL!
Guangzhou E. 3-1 Cerezo Osaka: Alan double seals top spot!
Buriram show how to beat six defenders with great team goal!
Bayern Munich 6-2 B. Leverkusen: Muller grabs hat-trick to reach final!
Player attacks own coach after substitution in Bolivian League!
Bear hand off match ball to start Russian third division game!
Derby hero Naldo has earned Schalke four points against Dortmund!
Sporting KC 2-2 Seattle: Zusi earns draw with solo strike!
Atlanta 2-2 New York City: Villa sets up screamer from Ring!
Ibrahimovic scores winner on first LA Galaxy start versus Chicago
Sydney FC lift Premiers Plate after beating Melbourne Victory!
Shanghai SIPG 2-0 Hebei: Hulk stays cool from the spot!
Heracles 0-3 AZ Alkmaar: Jahanbakhsh rocket seals rout!
NYC 4-0 Real Salt Lake: First half blitz maintain unbeaten streak!
Internacional 2-1 Vitoria: Late minute GK howler!
S. Hiroshima 3-1 Yokohama: Patric scores lovely long-range lob
Global FC stunners all but knock FC Thanh Hoa out of AFC Cup
Bali Utd throw away two-goal lead to lose 3-2 at Yangon
Home United 3-2 Shan United: Shahril wins it with scissor kick!
Persija Jakarta 4-0 Johor DT: Simic grabs four in huge win!
Pickford & Karius shine with saves in Merseyside derby!
ballball : ballball
Sent off in 1 minute... then ref calls him back after VAR!
Salah returns to Liverpool training ahead Man City clash!
Torres announces departure from Atletico Madrid
Ronaldo shows it's no fluke with another bicycle kick in training!
Al-Wahda 1-2 Al-Faisaly
Super sub Ibrahimovic denied two screamers as LA Galaxy sink
Orlando City 3-2 Portland Timbers
Atlanta avoid 50-second red card before routing LAFC 5-0
Porto tackle on edge of area turns into fluke goal!
Heroic Hayashi saves keep Sanfrecce punching top of J.League
Feyenoord backheel nutmeg undoes another Jones GK howler
No way past GK for Kluivert as Neres volley seals Ajax win
Ulsan Hyundai 6-2 Melbourne Victory: Ulsan progress in style!
Shanghai SIPG draw 1-1 after Hulk's costly penalty miss!
Lucky goal or stupid blunder? Ulsan Hyundai benefit from blooper!
Mkhitaryan refuses to be translator for Wenger
Suwon Bluewings 1-4 Sydney: Ninkovic's sublime lob throws Group H open!
Antlers volley seals valiant fightback from Shanghai screamer
Al-Wahda 1-4 Lokomotiv Tashkent: Two lucky strikes keep AFC hopes alive!
Jimenez's amazing rabona cross keeps Benfica on track for title!
Double own-goals see PSV rout NAC Breda 5-1
Carrasco opens his CSL goal account in style with looping volley!
Sporting Kansas City 1-0 DC United
Seattle Sounders 0-1 Montreal Impact
Houston Dynamo 0-2 New England Revolution
Badji single-handedly sinks Philadelphia Union with hat-trick
Schweinsteiger key to Chicago Fire comeback
Onana pen save vital before Kluivert leads Ajax comeback
No RVP, no trouble as Feyenoord hit Excelsior for five
San Jose 1-2 NYCFC: Tinnerholm leads comeback with rocket!
LA Galaxy 4-3 LAFC: Zlatan scores 40-yard half-volley!
Alan sees red in off-the-ball incident as Evergrande scrape win
Podolski denied Vissel Kobe bicycle kick by super save!
Adelaide United belters pile misery on Wellington Phoenix
Swansea manager Carvalhal treats media to Easter cake!
Taggart long-range lob nearly cancels Sydney's three-goal lead!
Stamps and red-cards galore as nine-man Al Wahda win
Man City Top 5 Goals of 2017-18 so far: Aguero, KDB screamers!
Nigeria 0-2 Serbia: Goalline ref error denies Mitrovic hat-trick
Morocco 2-0 Uzbekistan: Minnows easily brushed aside
Poland 3-2 S. Korea: Zielinski screamer ends comeback at death
Germany 0-1 Brazil: Jesus header ends Die Mannschaft record
England 1-1 Italy: VAR robs England of win
Russia 1-3 France: Mbappe brace, Pogba free-kick!
Denmark 0-0 Chile: Alexis & Eriksen ineffectual in bore draw
Mohamad Salah Top 5 Goals of 2017-18 so far
Incredible Cruyff volley in Wellington-Brisbane match!
Vancouver Whitecaps 0-0 LA Galaxy
Colorado Rapids 2-2 Sporting KC: Rubio steals draw in 91st minute
NY Red Bulls 3-0 Minnesota: Wright-Phillips does it again!
Columbus Crew 3-1 DC United: Asad nets screamer in defeat!
Simon dives in with his head for the stoppage-time Sydney winner!
Melbourne City cap impressive win with back-heel assisted goal!
NE Rev 2-2 NY City FC: Fagundez curler, Tajouri double!
FC Dallas 1-1 Portland Timbers: Blanco golazo earns point!
Sweden 1-2 Chile: Vidal screamer, Slick Swedish goal!
N.Ireland 2-1 South Korea: Cheeky FK routine inspires comeback!
Usain Bolt scores goal and nutmegs in Dortmund training!
Adelaide 5-2 Newcastle Jets: Crazy strikes in 7-goal thriller!
Ibrahimovic: I am here to win trophies for LA Galaxy
Turkey 1-0 Ireland: Topal volleys home at close range
Norway 4-1 Australia: Odegaard sets up Kamara hat-trick!
Russia 0-3 Brazil: Second half blitz sees easy win for Selecao!
Germany 1-1 Spain: Muller screamer earns comeback draw
Argentina 2-0 Italy: Buffon beaten by Banega, Lanzini strikes
Netherlands 0-1 England: Lingard bags first goal for Three Lions
Arabian Gulf Cup semi-final descends into red card chaos!
Neymar plays Mario Kart - and wins of course!
Mou goes fanboy on Maradona and whips out camera!
Choupo-Moting takes a kick to the groin to score a goal!
Whose side are you on? Defender scores classic tap-in!
Europe's Top 5 Scorers: Guess who leads the list!
Dive of the year: Ridiculous fall in Chile's top flight!
Melbourne players repair broken net!
Wu Lei scores four in Shanghai's crazy comeback win!
Sparta Rotterdam 2-5 Ajax: Ziyech double keeps Ajax in title race!
RVP double + huge blunder lands easy win for Feyenoord
Atlanta make mess of finishing but Maund helps with Vancouver OG
PSV finally break down Venlo as Eredivisie success looms
Chennaiyin crowned ISL champions after five-goal thriller!
VAR & Vagner howler decisive as Porto beat Boavista
Philadelphia Union 0-0 Columbus Crew
Super silky Elis skills not enough for Houston to beat DC United
Izzo penalty save sees Adelaide Utd hold Melbourne City
Home United 6-0 Boeung Ket: Shahril Ishak inspires rout!
JDT 2-1 Tampines: Safawi bangs in screamer from 30 meters!
C. Osaka 2-2 Buriram: Direct corner kick goal earns draw!
Jeju 0-2 Guangzhou E.: Gudelj scores unsavable bullet strike!
Tianjin 4-2 Jeonbuk: Pato strike seals win in stoppage time!
Persija Jakarta seal Song Lam Nghe An win with vicious volley!
Bundesliga Funnies: Latza faceplants right before a shot!
Bundesliga Saves of the Week: Leno stops disastrous own goal!
Bundesliga Saves of the Week: Burki stops Boateng's backheel!
Bali Utd in charge of AFC Cup fate after holding Thanh Hoa 0-0
Al Duhail complete epic comeback with TWO stoppage time goals!
Watch how Lokomotiv Moscow player misses from three yards out!
Shiotani screamer snatches point for Al-Ain in ACL!
Al-Rayyan GK starts swift counter attack which ends in goal!
Mourinho: De Boer is worst EPL coach ever with zero wins
Chhetri pulls off an evil panenka and then apologises to keeper!
Bengaluru 3-1 Pune City: Chhetri headlines with hat-trick + panenka!
Feyenoord 2-1 AZ: Boetius screamer, Weghorts volley!
Cole endures nightmare as Villa's New York beat LA!
Yahor Zubovich scores screamer for Melaka in MSL!
Classy Perak team goal rips Selangor defence apart!
Anderlecht player sees red for knee-high tackle!
Ajax 4-1 Heerenveen: Odegaard steals the show with screamer!
Zahavi FK special seals victory for Guangzhou R&F!
Willem II 5-0 PSV: Sol hat-trick downs Eredivisie leaders!
Lovely Lod solo goal earns Panathinaikos point!
Sublime Schweinsteiger assist not enough for Chicago!
Brilliant one-two move wins it for Vancouver in MLS!
Wesley Sneijder scores twice for Al Gharafa in 3-0 win!
Lyon's Tousart left alone after journalists boycott press conference!
Hulk scores from distance to win Shanghai derby!
Two ground staff sent off after crazy melee involving Coentrao!
Double slice of bad luck hands USA win over England in final!
Lilipaly lob & Van der Velden masterclass sees Bali Utd sink Thanh Hoa
Suwon 1-1 Shanghai: Bluewings pay penalty after thunderbolt opener!
92nd-min penalty helps Melbourne Victory hold Kawasaki Frontale 2-2
Doi backheel helps Kashima Antlers shock Sydney FC 2-0
Shanghai SIPG 2-2 Ulsan Hyundai: Outrageous Oscar double!
Russian PL match erupts into brawl after bad sportsmanship!
Jeonbuk 6-3 Tianjin: Kim Shin-Wook grabs hat-trick in nine-goal thriller!
Guangzhou E. 5-3 Jeju: Ricardo Goulart bags four in comeback win!
Malkiya 3-4 Air Force Club: Radhi leads stunning four-goal comeback!
Al Duhail survive late rally in 3-2 thriller against L. Tashkent!
GK handball in box leads to sneaky goal in AFC Cup!
100 days to Russia 2018: Putin and Infantino juggle the ball!
David Villa bags brilliant assist as NYCFC win season opener!
Vela sets up winner as LAFC beat Seattle in debut game!
Ajman GK scores embarrassing OG with bad first touch!
EPL Goals of the Week 29: Mahrez tricks keeper with brilliant FK!
Jordan Pickford shows why he's THE rising goalkeeping talent!
Forget goals, Harry Kane may just have got the assist of the season!
Bundesliga Saves of the Week: Zieler saves with his sixth sense!
20 year-old Florian Muller makes brilliant save on Mainz debut!
De Jong pulls off stunning bicycle-kick in win over Utrecht!
Jamshedpur GK panics and handles ball outside the box!
Brilliant Robbie Keane volley inspires ATK to victory!
The Brazilian mansion where Neymar will spend his recovery!
Is there a worse pen to award? Ref horrifies Pan'kos with this call
Spartak slip up in the snow as Moscow derby ends 0-0
De Jong bicycle kick & Bergwijn solo goal as PSV rout Utrecht!
Limbombe volley leaves Club Brugge on verge of Belgian league title
Zivkovic scores screamer as Benfica bag five in relentless title race
Jones pushes over Sadiq to concede bizarre Feyenoord penalty
Evergrande 4-5 R&F: Zahavi, Alan hat-tricks light Guangzhou derby!
Series of Pune howlers gift Delhi a tap-in!
Porto 2-1 Sporting: Coentrao involved in bizarre touchline row!
Lovely backheel assist for Cerezo goal in J.League!
Ajman GK lets harmless volley bounce under his foot and into goal!
Goa 5-1 ATK: Huge win puts Goa in semi-finals spot!
Al Duhail 4-3 Al Sadd: Late winner breaks Xavi's heart
Bundesliga Move of the Week: Caligiuri's 50 meter pass!
Mascherano joins Lavezzi at Hebei China Fortune
Coro curls in stunning free-kick for Goa in the ISL!
Bundesliga Player of the Week: Kramer delivers incredible volley!
Song Lam Nghe An 2-0 Johor DT: Phan Van Duc inspires win!
Persija Jakarta 4-1 Tampines: Simic hat-trick inspires 10-men Persija!
Cavani no longer in Neymar's shadow as he leads PSG charge
Play fair, Son! Spurs star's penalty disallowed for unsporting act
PSG 3-0 Marseille: No Neymar, no problem as Di Maria nets double
Tottenham 6-1 Rochdale: Llorente & Lucas put minnows to the sword
Two balls on the pitch? Illegal goal in Malaysia League!
Yangon United fight back to beat Thanh Hoa 2-1 in ACL!
Brazil: Neymar not at risk of missing 2018 WC
Usain Bolt to play at Old Trafford for Soccer Aid
Nasri banned for six months after IV drip treatment
Messi scores genius free-kick under the Girona wall!
Jamshedpur 0-2 Bengaluru: Miku, Chhetri open eight-point lead!
Marcelinho's horrendous tackle compounds 4-0 loss to Goa!
Magical Mierzejewski brace blows Western Sydney away
Den Haag goalkeeper uses his HEAD to save the day versus Ajax
Standard Liege 1-1 Club Brugge: Ill-tempered draw!
Mouscron keeper concedes fifth goal with comical error!
Portimonense 1-5 FC Porto
Bayern 0-0 Hertha Berlin: Superb Jarstein ends 14-game winning streak!
Sagan Tosu 1-1 Vissel Kobe: Havenaar bullet on J1 opener
Atletico Madrid 1-0 Copenhagen: Gameiro golazo seals passage
FOUR cheeky goals as Atletico Mineiro dominate Botafogo!
Internacional almost shocked by 3rd division side Remo!
Toothless Arsenal performance has fans worried for cup final
Atalanta 1-1 Borussia Dortmund: Berisha error sends BVB through
Arsenal 1-2 Ostersunds: Silky Sema winner shocks Gunners at home
Braga 1-0 Marseille: Insane goalkeeping not enough for Braga!
Villarreal 0-1 Lyon: Stupid red card hands Lyon easy win!
RB Leipzig 0-2 Napoli: Too little, too late from Partenopei
AC Milan 1-0 Ludogorets: Cutrone not yet new Inzaghi after horror miss
Kashima Antlers striker gets stuck in goal after scoring!
Porto beat Estoril... 37 days after first half ends
Cristiano scores ridiculously beautiful volley in ACL!
Kitchee 0-6 Jeonbuk Motors: Adriano hat-trick dismantles Kitchee!
This is NOT how to defend: Arabian side give three goals away in ACL!
FT_HIGHLIGHTS: ballball
Tottenham switch off in Rochdale draw to leave questions about mentality
Brazil derby ends early after 8 yellows and 10 red cards!
Porto respond to Benfica's landslide win with 5-0 rout of their own!
Ajax stay in Eredivisie title hunt after Huntelaar winner
Van Persie starts for Feyenoord in midfield and scores glorious winner!
Vanaken screamer can't separate Club Brugge & Genk after three pens
Castro's pathetic panenka penalty dooms Perth to Wellington defeat!
Huddersfield 0-2 Man United: Lukaku brace sends Red Devils through
Sao Paulo survive early siege to march on in Copa do Brasil
Nabbout stunner keeps Newcastle Jets dreaming of A-League title
No Hazard, no problem as Willian shines his brilliance on Chelsea
Chelsea 4-0 Hull City: Giroud on fire as Blues cruise in FA Cup
Monaco 4-0 Dijon: Late goal frenzy strengthens home grip on second
Leicester 1-0 Sheffield: Mahrez marks his comeback with assist
Ilicic shows sublime first touch to score against Dortmund!
Horror outing! Ostersunds shows how not to defend against Arsenal!
Copenhagen 1-4 Atletico Madrid: Easy win for superior Atleti
Lyon 3-1 Villarreal: Depay scores incredible long range shot!
Dortmund 3-2 Atalanta: Batshuayi double rescues win!
Ludogorets 0-3 AC Milan: Cutrone leads easy away win!
Napoli 1-3 RB Leipzig: Werner brace sinks Napoli!
Ostersunds 0-3 Arsenal: Blunders hand Gunners easy win!
Reporter tries to prank Conte with signed Man United kit!
Superb Suwon dominate A-League leaders Sydney FC 2-0!
Plucky Buriram earn 1-1 draw at Guangzhou Evergrande!
Double blunder hands Shanghai Shenhua draw at Kashima!
Jeonbuk 3-2 Kashiwa Reysol: Lee Dong-gook leads thriller comeback!
Kawasaki 0-1 Shanghai SIPG: Elkeson strike enough for win
Modeste strikes as Tianjin beat Kitchee in AFC CL!
Malaysian Super League player scores with powerful chest-shot!
Jordy Clasie's heroic attempt to clear the ball ends with OG!
ISL player nets incredible overhead kick from a throw in!
Feyenoord 3-0 Groningen: Trademark Van Persie strike!
Chennaiyin 1-3 Bengaluru: ISL leaders go seven clear at the top!
Bundesliga Saves of the Week: Kraft's incredible reactions!
EPL Saves of the Week: Hennessey pulls off double save!
Bundesliga Goals of the Week: Fossum grabs first goal in style!
EP Goals of the Week: Izqueirdo curls in wonder goal from the wing!
Insane goal... into the wrong net! Epic own goal in UAE League!
Bundesliga Saves of the Week: Sippel stops goal-bound free kick!
Al-Ahli 0-4 Al-Duhail: Youssef Msakni masterclass!
Vineeth bags late stunner as Kerala beat Pune in ISL!
The craziest game of the season happened in Arabian Gulf League!
Epic miss turns into hilarious backheel flick OG in ISL!
EPL Saves of the Week: Pope denies Kenedy debut goal!
EPL Goals of the Week: Emre Can wrecks Huddersfield with screamer!
Bundesliga Player of the Week: Naldo celebrates record with a goal!
Bundesliga Move of the Week 20: Petersen outsmarts Dortmund!
Suwon Bluewings 5-1 Thanh Hoa: Icy pitch leads to disaster!
David Beckham announces Miami franchise in MLS
Bundesliga Goals of the Week 20: Leon Bailey strikes again!
Bundesliga Saves of the Week: Hitz rescues Augsburg twice!
Bundesliga Funnies of the Week 20: Konoplyanka misses open goal!
Bundesliga Goals of the Week 20: Petersen lobs from 40 yards out!
Vietnam fans proud despite heartbreaking last minute final defeat
Uzbekistan 2-1 Vietnam (AET): 120th min goal seals AFC U23 Cup!
Vietnam's Quang Hai scores incredible free kick in AFC U23 final!
Waasland-Beveren score incredible tiki-taka goal to halt Anderlecht!
Van Persie returns for Feyenoord in 1-1 draw at Utrecht!
Lugo goalkeeper Juan Carlos scores from own half!
Two fluke goals against Chelsea cover up Arsenal's uncertainty
Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea: Xhaka completes comeback for Wembley spot!
Monaco 2-3 Lyon: Diaz double sends Lyon through!
Uzbekistan 4-1 South Korea: Extra time stunner sets up U23 final against Vietnam!
Bundesliga Saves of the Week: Gulacsi pulls off diving save!
Caballero shows off insane reaction save against Brighton!
Melbourne City 5-0 Adelaide: Vidosic leads record rout!
EPL Goals of the Week 24: Red-hot Martial strikes again!
Genk 0-1 Anderlecht: Failed acrobatic clearance costs Genk win!
Mkhitaryan: It's a dream come true to join Arsenal
Bundesliga Saves of the Week 19: Horn rescues Cologne!
Lewandowski leads Bundesliga Golden Boot race with 17 goals!
Pune 3-0 ATK: Diego dribbles from halfway line to score first Pune goal!
S. Liege 3-2 Eupen: Pocognoli settles thriller in stoppage time!
Bali United 3-1 Tampines: Fadil Sausu stunner seals AFC CL win!
South Korea U23 knock Australia U23 out in 3-2 thriller!
Syria 0-0 Vietnam (AFC U23): Park's proteges reach quarter-finals!
Palestine 5-1 Thailand (AFC U23): Ridiculous defending leads to rout!
Malaysia 1-0 Saudi Arabia (AFC U23): Danial stunner seals historic QF spot!
Mighty Japan dump North Korea out of AFC U23 Championship!
Iraq 1-0 Jordan (AFC U23): Freak bounce sends Iraq into QFs!
Uzbekistan 1-0 Oman (AFC U23): Scrappiest own goal seals QF spot!
Olympiacos 2-0 Lamia: Former Chelsea man Marin seals top spot!
Ryan Giggs appointed new Wales manager, promises exciting football
China 1-2 Qatar (AFC U23): Ali double sends hosts out!
Estoril v Porto abandoned after cracks appear in new stand!
Vietnam stun Australia in AFC U-23 Championships!
Goa 2-1 Jamshedpur: Lanzarote double
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Until now, my all-time favourite brownies were English. They came from Nigel Slater and were called unashamedly, "my very good brownie recipe" or "24-carat brownies". I still love them, but I have found a worthy contender for the best brownie recipe. Nigel Slater. His wit, humour, attention to the little details that make life a pleasant experience. I used to wake up early and cycle to the Munich Central Station to buy a copy of the Observer to be able to read his weekly column of a Sunday. His brownies are fantastic, taste a thousand times better than the one he recommended from Borough Market in London. BUT, admit it, if you've tried making them, the recipe is a tad fiddly. You end up with lots of washing up and have to scramble around the kitchen melting chocolate, beating butter and sugar, adding cocoa, flour, blah blah.
The challenger recipe came from Cook's Illustrated. I was really intrigued by the concept of a magazine without any colour photographs, that clearly ignored food pornography to focus on the recipes. How puzzling. When W went to Seattle for a work trip last month, he was asked to bring me, among other items, an 8-inch brownie pan and Cook's Ill. Not to be picky, but for the sake of geeky detail love, I must say he brought me the Fall Entertaining special instead of the plain September issue. A blessing in disguise, considering that this was where THE recipe was hiding. On the cover, a sexy apple tartlet. Within, many delicious and traditional New England Fall recipes, from Roast Turkey to Cream Biscuits, and with the best gravy to dunk them in.
If, like me, you're new to Cook's Ill, let me tell you that if you're a geek in the kitchen, this is the magazine you've been waiting for your whole life. I know I have. As it were. It's nothing fancy like BBC Olive or Saveurs. It's plain beauty, thoroughness and precision we're talking about. Black and white photographs, illustrations (hence the name) and step-by-step explanations as to why the recipe is the best of all that have been tested. If they offer a recipe for biscuits, then they have tested ten of them with subtle variations just to get it right. Let me quote Pam Anderson, who wrote the Brownie recipe : "After extensive research, I identified three brownies styles--chewy-gooey, dense-and-fudgy, and mild-and-cakey. I made a batch of each style, observing that all three exhibited both assets and liabilities..." on and on for two full, small-print pages, she goes on to explain what she did to achieve the perfection of the featured recipe, adding more unsweetened chocolate, less butter, etc. etc. before moving on to the cheesecake swirls, a mystery unto themselves. Heaven for geeky cooks.
I used to follow recipes so accurately that it hurt, especially if the result wasn't up to my expectations. Now I've grown a little more relaxed about cooking and often change this or that, or force myself to follow my instinct more often and often with good results, but as these people seem to know what they're doing, it seemed only fair to follow their painstakingly accurate steps.
And the brownies turned out really fabulous, thick, dense but gooey, rich and intense, yet somehow soft and light. Even if, as a French person, I don't know what brownies are supposed to be (this is a wink at something I read by David Lebovitz, who is a great observer of the differences in foodie lifestyles on both sides of the Atlantic), I'm pretty sure these were the best I ever made, and also, ate.
Cream cheese brownies (adapted from Cook's Illustrated)
2/3 cup (3,5 oz) flour
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
4 oz (110g) 70% chocolate
2 oz (56g) unsweetened chocolate
1 stick (110g) butter
1 cup (7 oz) sugar
2 tsp vanilla
3 eggs
Cream cheese swirls
8oz (225g) cream cheese
1/4c (1 3/4 oz) sugar
1/2 tsp vanilla
1 large egg yolk
Preheat oven on 325°F or 160°C. Put the rack in the lower-middle position. Prepare an 8-inch square brownie pan. To make removing easier, spread an overhanging rectangle of foil or parchment across the pan.
Melt the chocolate in the microwave, then melt in the butter. Beat in sugar and vanilla. Let cool a little, before adding eggs, one at a time, beating until smooth. Add dry ingredients and blend them in.
In a separate bowl, mix the cheesecake ingredients thoroughly.
With illustrations and precise steps, they explain how to pour the batters and make the swirls in the pan. Personally, I found my brownie mix had nearly solidified by the time I was ready to pour, which made swirling difficult. A more perfectionnist geek would have been miffed, but in the end, it looked OK and tasted even better so I just say, swirl as you can, don't fret too much about it.
Bake until the edges have puffed up and the center still wobbles. Be careful not to overbake as a good brownie is rather underbaked. A toothpick will come out from the middle with some moist crumbs attached to it. 50 minutes or so should do it. Cool in the pan for 5 mins, then lift out and let cool completely on a rack. Let them sit in the fridge for at least three hours before stuffing face with and achieving chocolate heaven.
You know, you don't really have to make the cheesecake swirls to enjoy this brownie. I don't think would be much different without them. I will surely make them again without and will report back to let you know. In the meantime, I urge you to give these a try.

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Today on WinterHaven Books I am participating in the blog tour for Where Futures End by Parker Peevyhouse! As part of my stop I have an amazing novella to share with you as well as giveaway!!
When We Ended It All (Quinn)
"On the first day, you will tell your story. On the second, I will tell mine. On the third, one of us will die. You will choose who."
One hundred years from now, Quinn lives in the woods near an apocalyptic ruin. During her rite of passage, she meets a boy who claims to be from the Other Place. But no one knows the stories of the Other Place better than Quinn, and Quinn senses there's something not quite right about the tale this stranger tells her.
Each part of WHERE FUTURES END explores the storytelling power of a different medium: novels and movies in the first part, TV and the Internet in the second part, music in the third part, video games in the fourth part, and oral storytelling in the fifth part. I wanted this fifth part, in which Quinn and the stranger tell each other stories, to have the feel of a fairy tale. Since WHERE FUTURES END often alludes to Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, I decided to base this final section on the tale that supposedly inspired "The Jabberwocky." This old English legend, called "The Lambton Wyrm," is about a tiny monster that grows so large it surrounds the entire countryside and must be slayed.
When Quinn listens to the stranger's story about a monster that must be defeated, the reader can see how the legends about the Other Place have evolved over the course of the book. Together the reader and Quinn must use their knowledge of the Other Place to decide whether this stranger can be trusted, and then must try to figure out the truth at the heart of the stranger's story.
Finally, the puzzle pieces of WHERE FUTURES END come together, and I hope the reader will have enjoyed putting them together.
Where Futures End by Parker Peeveyhouse
Publisher: Kathy Dawson Books
Release Date: February 9th, 2016
Purchase: Amazon
Five teens.
Five futures.
Two worlds.
One ending.
One year from now, Dylan develops a sixth sense that allows him to glimpse another world.
Ten years from now, Brixney must get more hits on her social media feed or risk being stuck in a debtors' colony.
Thirty years from now, Epony scrubs her entire online profile from the web and goes "High Concept."
Sixty years from now, Reef struggles to survive in a city turned virtual gameboard.
And more than a hundred years from now, Quinn uncovers the alarming secret that links them all.
Five people, divided by time, will determine the fate of us all. These are stories of a world bent on destroying itself, and of the alternate world that might be its savior--unless it's too late.
Find Parker
I don't know about you, but this makes me want to dive into Where Futures End right now!
Giveaway time! Penguin has graciously offered to send one lucky reader their very own hardcover copy of Where Futures End! Open to US residents only.
Good Luck!
Giveaway time! Penguin has graciously offered to send one lucky reader their very own hardcover copy of Where Futures End! Open to US residents only.
Good Luck!


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This week we learned two songs:
"C'est l'automne" to the tune of Frère Jaques
(There is no video for this song, so take some time to look at it in your child's songbook. You may even spot a few words of the week.)
"Combien de jours" by Matt Maxwell
(To see the video for this song, you must go to the blog as it does not show up in the email.)
Tomorrow is a Pro-D Day so there is no school for students. Enjoy the weekend and see you all on Monday. Bon weekend!


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Science Badges
I was visiting the website, that Ann told us about in her email, with a list of Science Badges.
As an Accounting Major, I was awestrucked at what people do out of curiosity.
One of the Badges, that I particularly liked was "I've set fire to stuff". I have a fascination with fire and I can make a fireball in my hand, I can also create a cool flame come out of my fist. So, it was natural for me to choose this badge.
Other then that, I could not relate to anything else.
To me business is exciting, I like reading about frauds committed in business. I keep tabs on how the market is doing.
I have taken Science classes in High School. I have also done some basic experiments like, making solutions, titration etc but that is it.
Hopefully, after reading this, I will be able to understand Science more and will be able to appreciate it even more.
As for the computer lab, I am thinking about stuff I can help with. If anyone of you needs help with anything, feel free to holla!
Another thing that I wanted to say and I might be completely wrong and people can disagree with me too but can we not call out a consultant, who is late to work, to the whole group? It has never happened to me but I feel very uncomfortable just reading those emails.
That is it for me.
Have a great weekend everyone!
I'm really sorry that you feel uncomfortable. I'm actually happy to see people sharing their experience: people should feel uncomfortable if, when they complete their shift, the next person hasn't arrived yet. I appreciate that they're letting me know (via the list) what's happening in the BCRC.
I understand that there are lots of reasons why someone might not see the next person coming on shift: they're running a few minutes late, or were just in the other room, or whatever. But it's really important that everyone know what's going on.
When I'm around, it's OK to leave the BCRC the open and unstaffed. But when I'm out, staff really ought to close the BCRC rather than leave it open and unstaffed. And minimally, a quick note to the list to let everyone know what's happening is very, very helpful.
It's really not a judgment about anyone: its just transparency about what's happening. Please keep sharing!!


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In March 2017 I visited Bali for the first time with my old Camera Club. It was a fast paced trip where we arrived at our hotel about midnight on the Friday night, were up at 4am for an amazing and well worth it sunrise on Saturday followed by two days touring the temples and lakes of Bali, amongst other things.
I fell a bit in love with Bali during that trip which prompted our visit in November 2017. Now everything has been edited I wanted to share some of the photos which I took. As I took quite a few I think there will be a few posts of my Balinese adventures!
Day 1 – Morning
As I said above we woke up for a 4am start on the Saturday morning so that we could travel to an outlook where we could see Mount Batur, Mount Abang, Mount Agung and Lake Batur. The sunrise was quite frankly beautiful and gave me an opportunity to play around with my camera settings including slow shutter speeds.
Here is my favourite photo of the sunrise:
After our sunrise shoot we travelled by car to Batur Temple on Lake Batur. The setting and Temple was beautiful and provided a lot of photo opportunities:
Whilst we were in Bali it was Nyepi Day which is Bali's day of silence celebrating the New Year. Leading up to Nyepi Day, pilgrimages take place where pilgrims from around Bali will walk towards the coastlines and lakes for purification ceremonies.
The streets are filled with Balinese people on their pilgrimages and you will find ceremonies by the water before the day.
The villagers all converge on the Temples and leave offerings in anticipation of Nyepi Day and whilst at Lake Batur we were invited inside a Temple where the ceremony was taking place which was lovely to see and very unexpected.
After the Ceremony we continued on our journey and visited Tirta Empul Temple which is a Hindu Balinese water temple. At the Temple the public could enter the water for purification. We didn't partake in that but it was very special watching people doing it.
The Temple itself was beautiful and it was very peaceful and quiet to wander around with the odd tourist taking their selfies.
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Are they going to tear down these monuments, too, and demand the dead be moved?
Even if they do, they cannot escape their own history. A history which is still reflected in the segregated neighborhood demographics of the Democrat-voting cities all over the country: Los Angeles, Menlo Park (home to Facebook, which hired only seven Black persons in 2012), New York, Chicago, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Detroit, Milwaukee, St Louis, Cincinnati, Cleveland...
It is time for the Northern, Northeastern, and West Coast states to face up to their own local - and recent - culpability in legally enforced apartheid in their communities up until the 1980s, through Racially Restrictive Covenants and other governmental means. As desperate in their denial as Ben Affleck, the power brokers (the media, political class, and progressive intelligencia) continue to designate the South (which has been fully integrated and mostly colorblind for decades) as symptom-bearer in order to avoid the pain of looking honestly at their own bigotry.
The South has shown, in Charleston, that we can and do forgive. That forgiveness is possible because the people of the South went through the emotional honesty needed to put the past to bed and continue forward.
The leading citizens of the Northern, Northeastern, and West Coast states tried to hide from their racism in their own home towns by separating themselves from people who don't look like them, and don't worship like they do.
Now that the walls are being torn down, they point - OVER THERE! LOOK! - to turn attention away from themselves. But it doesn't work. Banning a flag from states they don't visit or tearing down someone else's statues in cities they don't live in won't erase the guilt that progressives and Yankee liberals of all colors know is in their hearts. And the racism will continue to destroy lives in Apartheid Chicago (or New York or LA) just as it did in Apartheid Cape Town.
"Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD." -Jeremiah 23:24Until the Blue states face the honest truth about their own racism, they will continue to perpetuate the sickness in effort to hide their own disease.
Photo taken at the Beaufort National Cemetery, Beaufort, South Carolina


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Monday, November 30, 2015
Home Canned Brisket Burger
Came across a pretty good deal on briskets recently and couldn't resist bringing a few home. I made Guam style brisket with one, corned beef with another, pastrami, and burger with this one.
Canning burger is one of the easiest meats to pressure can. If done correctly, the jars of meat can be shelf stable for 5 years. As with any canning, use your own judgement and common sense. I don't recommend following any blog or internet recipes. Use safe, trusted methods from the USDA or the instruction booklet that came with your pressure canner. Keep safe. :)
I cut the brisket into cubes and removed most of the fat....
The fat left in the cubed brisket was enough to make the burger about 85/15. I was ok with it. :)
I browned the burger but left it on the "pink" side. Also salted the meat a bit and drained the fat off.
filled hot sterilized pint jars with the burger, leaving 1" of head space...
I filled the jars with beef stock...still leaving the 1" head space...
Then used a knife to remove any air bubbles from the jar.
I use a cloth dipped in white vinegar to wipe the tops of the jars, removing fat, or anything that will prevent the jars from sealing.
Topped with hot lids and placed the jars of burger into the pressure canner.
For my area, I process the jars for 90 minutes at 12lbs of pressure. Check your canner instruction book for times and pressure in your area.
After 90 minutes, let the jars sit overnight before washing, checking seals and storing...
This was the first meal I made with the burger...wanted to give it a taste test.
I added a jar of meat to some simmering pasta sauce...
Topped some angel hair pasta...
I love it. So quick, easy and handy to have in my food storage cellar.
I did can a couple of jars without beef stock. They worked out well too but I liked the added flavor of the beef stock. I tried not to break the burger up too much when browning. Larger chunks just look better....but the smaller chunks taste good too.
I've made several other dishes using the burger. Cheese/burger/salsa dip in the crock pot during deer season. A sort of hamburger helper... I don't make hamburger helper because I don't follow instructions that well. lol I dumped pasta, cheese sauce and burger in a skillet and it came out great.
This will be nice for quick sloppy joes or pizzas. I'm thinking up more options.
Each pint jar holds about 1 pound of burger.
I'm happy with the way the brisket turned out and will be using it for burger again in the future.
If you give it a try, good luck!
Thanks for stopping by. :)
4 comments:
- Chris said...
I've never thought about canning burger before, it seems so out of the ordinary. I need to give it a shot.
- December 1, 2015 at 2:35 PM
- Tango Joe said...
Great way to make the best of decently priced brisket, now I need to find decently priced brisket.
Good tips on learning the correct way to can food, some internet sites are a little inadequate to say the least about food safety.
- December 2, 2015 at 10:26 AM
- cowgirl said...
Chris I hope you have great luck with it. They are nice to have on hand and I like shelf stable food. Thanks! :)
- December 2, 2015 at 7:17 PM
- cowgirl said...
Thanks Joe! These briskets were a buck ninety seven per pound. Cheaper than burger. :)
I haven't had any problems with the stuff I've canned, like you said, there are some "iffy" instructions out there. lol
Good luck with it!
- December 2, 2015 at 7:20 PM
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3G capital, the owner of H.J. Heinz Co., and partnered with Berkshire Hathaway, is supposedly looking to find its next food related acquisition.
According the Wall Street Journal, 3G Capital has raised $5 billion and said it is considering purchasing another food or beverage maker that could help grow Heinz, based out of Pittsburgh. The previous strategy included shuttering factories and more layoffs in order to lower costs. The Wall Street Journal also believes that 3G Capital is going to enlist Berkshire Hathaway's aid in this endeavor. Warren Buffett, the Oracle of Omaha and world-famous CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, said he has no problem doing another deal with 3G Capital.


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A light hearted topic about silly things you have forgotten to take with you and how you managed!
Today I managed to turn up at work without my keys. First time I have done this and I am not sure how I managed it. I have had to take my bike in with me and hide it though luckily the people who would object also cycle to work and would understand it is an emergency. I also had to walk around in my cycling clothes having not showered until I remembered that spare locker keys are kept.
Still, perhaps not quite as bad as last week when I came to work without any trousers. Not normally a problem except that this particular day, unlike pretty much every other, I was wearing lycra shorts and had to walk around in them the whole day. Not only did I feel (and no doubt look..) stupid but I was freezing as we are air conditioned to death. Won't be doing that one again. Till next time..


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This is my version of 'Daddy's Ties' by Katie @ Story Time Secrets for Father's Day. If you have a small group you could hand the ties out and the child could bring up Daddy's tie when you sing that color.
I made my set out of felt and gave the Daddy a snazzy shirt with a button-down collar and a debonair mustache. LOL! I used him this week and he was a big hit!! Dads are Fun with Friends at Storytime!
Mollie @ What Happens in Storytime has the rest of this week's roundup.Have questions about Flannel Friday? Check out the Flannel Friday official blog. Be sure to join us on the Flannel Friday Facebook page and enjoy the great Flannel Friday Pinterest boards too!
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Dear Old Dad!
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Labels: clothes , colors , Dad , family , Father's Day
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UNION COUNTY — The Union County 4-H Youth Development program is seeking donations of LEGO pieces for students in the 4-H LEGO Robotics Club, either loose or in kits. 4-H is run by the Rutgers Cooperative Extension of Union County, supported in part by the Union County Board of Chosen Freeholders. To donate, contact 4-H Agent James Nichnadowicz at 908-654-9854 or email@example.com. For more information about Union County 4-H, including other popular clubs such as archery and cooking, visit ucnj.org/rce. (photo: LEGO by Slack pics via flickr.com)
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Cleaning out and organizing a garage can seem overwhelming.
But if you can follow these 4 easy-to-manage steps, you'll find the process isn't just easier, but you might even enjoy it!
1. Get It Out
The first thing you need to do is purge all unnecessary items from your garage. Pick a warm day when you can pull everything out onto your driveway. Make 3 piles: keep, toss, and donate. Begin by working with the items on the floor of your garage, and pull the items from left to right, like you are "reading" your garage. Once you are finished with the floor of the garage, move to the walls.
2. Piles Make Perfect
The next thing you need to do is establish zones in your garage. For instance, maybe the wall farthest away from where you exit and enter the garage is your gardening zone, where you would keep garden tools, soil, extra pots, etc. Sample categories are:
- Car Care
- Gardening and Lawn Care
- Recreational/Sporting Equipment
- Outdoor Furniture
- Hardware and Tools
Keep in mind that items in your garage should be items that you use in that room, or for the outdoors.
3. Put It Away
Once you've figured out what you are keeping, these items can go directly into your newly established zones. If you are now left with piles of items, there are some options for safe and effective storage.
We recommend the 20″ deep plastic sturdy shelving (available from home improvement stores) that you can assemble in less than 10 minutes. Another option is the metal and wood Gorilla Shelving from Sam's Club. The assembly time takes a little longer, and you will need a rubber mallet to get the job done. These shelves can be adjusted to hold those large 20 gallon plastic bins.
One of the ways to get bikes, gear, and large yard tools up on the wall and out of the way is by using a great tool called "Wall Docks." At less than one ounce, Interchange Wall Docks are easy to install, holding up to 50 lbs. and turning any wall into flexible storage space. You can also use a multitude of hooks than can hold everything from hoses to bikes.
If you would like a professional and clean look to your garage complete with spacious cabinetry and shelving, you could use the services of a professional garage system company.
4. Lay Down The Law
Set up garage rules. It's important that everyone in your household knows what goes into the garage from now on. Give family members a tour, and let them know that the garage needs to be just as organized as every other room in the house. Establish regular times during the year that you will revisit your garage so that it can stay clutter free.


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On Wednesday, May 27 we'll be hosting a 90 minute webcast on using Windows PowerShell with Hyper-V and System Center Virtual Machine Manager so mark your calendars now. If you've ever wanted to automate some of those common administrative tasks then this one's for you. The overview and a registration link is below:
Language(s): English.
Product(s): Windows Server 2008.
Audience(s): IT Professional.
Duration: 90 Minutes
Start Date: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 10:00 AM Pacific Time (US & Canada)
Event Overview
Windows PowerShell is likely to become the automation tool of choice. In this webcast, we provide examples of Windows PowerShell being used to perform common administration tasks in Hyper-V and Microsoft System Center Virtual Machine Manager. We compare the two automation methods in detail, and we discuss some online community-focused PowerShell resources such as http://powershellcommunity.org.
Presenters: Marco Shaw, Microsoft MVP, Independent; Darin Pendergraft, PowerGUI Product Manager, Quest Software; and Peter Zerger, Consulting Partner, AKOS Technology Services, Inc.
Marco Shaw has been working in the IT industry for more than 10 years. Marco runs the Virtual PowerShell User Group, and he is one of the community directors of the PowerShell Community site at http://powershellcommunity.org. Marco recently received the Microsoft Most Valuable Professional (MVP) award for the second year in a row for his contributions to the Windows PowerShell community.
Darin Pendergraft is the product manager for PowerGUI, and he has been at Quest Software for more than 10 years. Darin is responsible for product strategy and direction, and he works closely with both development and marketing resources to make sure PowerGUI is a success. While at Quest, Darin has also worked in technical support and marketing.
Pete Zerger is a consultant, speaker, and author who focuses on operations management, virtualization, and directory services. He is a Microsoft Most Valuable Professional (MVP) for Microsoft System Center Operations Manager and founder of http://www.systemcenterforum.org, a popular community site covering the Microsoft System Center Suite.
For more information and to register online visit http://msevents.microsoft.com/CUI/WebCastEventDetails.aspx?EventID=1032409528&EventCategory=4&culture=en-US&CountryCode=US.


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A person that will not be ruled or enslaved. A self-reliant, self-sufficient, independent person of any sex, any race that is self-directed, self-disciplined, and self-governed. A person that is not opposed to collective governments but believes each person's rights come not from man-made governments but from God and that all are responsible and accountable for their own actions. The exact opposite of a slave.
Thomas Payne was a true freeman .... quote "government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer or are exposed to the same miseries by a government, which we might expect in a country without government, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer.".......
by m2hss April 05, 2011
hero jessus savior some one who can save the world with only a crowbar
by the__yeti June 17, 2008
To freeman. Verb.
The act of fucking and licking pussy at the same time.
The act of fucking and licking pussy at the same time.
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by nhoj nameerf May 27, 2010
A kid who is very concious about his height and where everyone makes fun of him because he is shorter than Justin Bieber.
Eric: Why is that yellow monkey such a Freeman.
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A "meast". Which in essence, basically translates to pure "man-beast". Been known to drink 20+ shots in a single sitting. Has a preference for Jager, but is not partial as long as the drink contains alcohol. Loves to dong hot little blondes. Can be found "Going Off" in most bars around the US.
Husband: "That guy is such a Freeman, he just ordered several ding-dings and a donger for himself!"
Wife: "I saw that, I heard he is also a Freeman in the sack!"
Wife: "I saw that, I heard he is also a Freeman in the sack!"
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A Freeman (who can also be a woman) is a conservative working-or middle-class American individual who drinks domestic beer, likes to fish and hunt and enjoys football, baseball and NASCAR. A Freeman will often display a disproportionate amount of pride relative to his or her social and economic status. This pride often manifests itself as a penchant for big vehicles with large wheels which gives the impression to the Freeman that he or she is "riding high" or intimidating to everybody on the road who is driving smaller vehicles. Many Freemen harbor the paranoid suspicion that the government wants to confiscate their firearms so they will bumper sticker their cars with placards that read, "You can pry my gun from my cold dead hands." Freemen comprise the majority of patronage for many US companies like WalMart and McDonald's and are the largest contributors to state and Indian reservation gambling enterprises across the country. Ninety percent of white prison inmates are Freemen and 9 out of 10 country albums are purchased by Freemen (the other 1 out of 10 country albums are purchased by music critics who then sell or donate that country music album to a secondhand music-or book-store). While often parodied on TV (SNL's skit "Appalachian ER," for instance) and in larger sophisticated cities like Boston and L.A., Freemen are widely respected in most parts of Middle America where they are viewed as a type of vital backbone to the nation. Without Freemen WalMarts would be hard pressed to find cashiers, the truck driving industry would grind to a halt and practically every casino outside of Las Vegas and Atlantic City would have to file for bankruptcy.
-The skit Appalachian ER on SNL is offensive to Freemen everywhere.
-Why do you care? You're not a Freeman.
-I know, but my dad is a Freeman. He likes Johnny Cash, smokes Marlboros and drives a Ford F-150.
I'm proud to be an American! I'm a Freeman!
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-I know, but my dad is a Freeman. He likes Johnny Cash, smokes Marlboros and drives a Ford F-150.
I'm proud to be an American! I'm a Freeman!
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But Bill Clinton is not like those who worship him, corrupting himself and others for a higher cause. Unlike them, he betrays principles because he has none. He will even betray his country, but without the slightest need to betray it for something else – for an idea, a party, a cause. He is a narcissist who sacrifices principle for power because his vision is so filled up with himself that he cannot tell the difference.
But the idealists who serve him — the Stephanopoulos's, the Ickes's, the feminists, the progressives and Hillary — can tell the difference. Their cyncism flows from the very perception they have of right and wrong. They do it for noble ends. They do it for the progressive faith. They do it because they see themselves as gods, as having the power — through correct politics — to redeem the world. It is that terrifyingly exalted ambition that fuels their spiritual arrogance and justifies their means.
And that is why they hate conservatives. They hate you because you are killers of their dream. You are defenders of a Constitution that thwarts their cause. They hate you because your "reactionary†commitment to individual rights, to a single standard and to a neutral and limited state obstructs their progressive designs. They hate you because you are believers in property and its rights as the cornerstones of prosperity and human freedom; because you do not see the market economy as a mere instrument for acquiring personal wealth and stocking political war chests, but as both means and end.
Conservatives who think progressives are misinformed idealists will always be blind-sided by the sheer malice of the left — by the cynicism of those who pride themselves on their principles; by the viciousness of those who champion sensitivity; by the intolerance of those who call themselves liberal; and by the ruthless disregard for the well-being of the poor on the part of those who preen themselves as their champions.
Conservatives are surprised because they see progressives as merely misguided, when they are, in fact, morally – and ontologically — misdirected. They are the messianists of a false religious faith. Since the redeemed future that justifies their existence and rationalizes their hypocrisy can never be realized, what really motivates progressives is a modern idolatry: their limitless passion for the continuance of Them.
— How to Beat the Democrats
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TORONTO, Feb 13 (Reuters) - Toronto's main stock index fell on Friday, dragged lower by financial services stocks on persisting worries about the health of the U.S. banking sector, while materials shares dropped as the price of gold softened.
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Taylor County School District Leverages Modern Learning Tools with Office 365
[Editor's Note] Today's blog post is a case study featuring SADA Systems 365in90 program including consultation, deployment, and training for Taylor County School District.
"The staff is very excited about the mailbox size and the ability to collaborate and access their documents from anywhere."
Ursula Brown, Chief Information Officer,
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Business Challenges
Taylor County School District is a 7-site school district based in Perry, Florida, which serves about 3,000 students and 500 staff. Taylor County School District's vision statement is to provide their students with relevant education in order to prepare them to be successful citizens in the 21st century.
Previously, Taylor County School District was using outdated versions of Microsoft Outlook and Office Suite to communicate. Running off of an on-premise server, they had been looking to migrate all of their data off of their network in order to relieve the server management burden on IT and utilize the speed and scalability of the cloud. Since on-premise storage was quite limited, they had issues with staff using alternative unsecured solutions for storage and collaboration, which left the district's data vulnerable. Taylor County School District was also undergoing a major transition period; they were heading towards a goal in which all of their students would be provided with laptops. However, they needed a way for each student to log on with an active directory account. Also, purchasing individual licenses on each machine for each student was not cost-effective and lacked the flexibility of students being able to access their work on their family computer or mobile device.
Taylor County School District was in need of a more flexible working platform for both students and staff that could support their end goal of providing every student with their own laptop. Taking advice from neighboring school districts, Taylor County School District's IT team began to look into moving to the cloud with Office 365. Office 365 allowed them to unify their processes on one platform, expanding their network while lightening the burden their IT team, and eliminating the need for staff to turn to external storage or collaboration solutions. "Right away we started looking for consultants that could help us," said Ursula Brown, Chief Information Officer at Taylor County School District. "We are a small district with small staff, and we quickly recognized that we didn't have the resources to move." Taylor County School District's IT Team connected with SADA Systems by recommendation from Microsoft, and the project began.
As part of SADA Systems' "365in90" initiative, which is to implement Office 365 within 90 days, SADA Systems was able to smoothly migrate Taylor County School District to Office 365 strategically and efficiently. The District's IT Team chose to host their email and data in Microsoft's cloud, Azure, which allowed them to eliminate the time and expense needed to manage local servers. Tim Murphy, Network Engineer at Taylor County School District, stated, "There was hardly a hiccup at all, the actual migration was really just a matter of two days." Brown added, "Other districts bigger than us had been working on their implementation for years, and we just wanted to get it over with." SADA Systems also provided Taylor County School District's staff with training, which the District's staff affirmed was clear, precise, and beneficial to the successful adoption of the added collaboration and communication features of Office 365.
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The burden on Taylor County School District's IT team has been lightened by not having to manage their on-premise servers and email. Uptime is another added benefit of hosting their email in the cloud, as previously if the server went down it would take hours to get back up. Taylor County School District now has the ability to leverage cloud-based solutions in order to reach their goal of providing each student with not only their own laptop, but also the powerful learning tools to provide the most relevant education fit for the modern scholar.
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Drying Fruit...
I have LOTS of apples, plums and figs at the moment... and this year, I want to dehydrate the bulk of the fresh eating fruit. I will still make home made apple, pear and quince sauces though...
I'm actually dehydrating by the heat of the sun... which I must say, in my opinion, is far superior than by electronic means... besides it's ready available 'free' energy which is spectacular :)
Here's what the apples look like once solar dried - i'm keeping the skins on because they are much more flavorful that way.
- Lamb Abbey Pearmaine Apples -
- Black Mission with Brown Turkey Figs -
The figs depending on how dry they are can taste rather full bodied or... crunchy if they are dried to a chip.
- French Prunes / Plums -
The plums are like fruit leather and very, very delicious... as in: shazam ! I have a soft spot for these and must remind myself that 5-6 bits /slices make about 1 whole fruit.
It can go down real fast...- YUM -
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Business in PA Needs Dropouts to Come Back
Central to the missions of both the Lehigh Valley Workforce Investment Board, Inc. and the Lehigh Valley Economic Development Corporation is the goal to improve the business climate by creating growth opportunities for our region. And key to creating growth opportunities for current business and industry – or attracting new business, for that matter – is the quality of the existing workforce. Is the available labor force adequately educated, trained and capable of tackling whatever challenges exist in a high-tech world? Or will an employer be forced to look outside the region to fill skilled jobs?
More than 70 percent of Pennsylvania jobs today require workers with education beyond high school, yet only about half of our current workers have this education level. Jobs requiring only high school credentials are disappearing and those that do remain do not pay wages sufficient enough to raise and support a family. To address this issue, we must ensure our labor force has the education to compete; this means not only graduating from high school, but acquiring some type of postsecondary education as well, whether that be a two or four-year-college, technical school or work-placed training program.
In order for Pennsylvania to compete successfully in today's knowledge-based economy, we must engage every available worker, including those young people who have dropped out of high school. We need to ensure a continuous pipeline of qualified workers – in the Lehigh Valley and across PA. Re-engaging high school dropouts will increase the number of workers available to fill high-skill, high-demand occupations.
If the nearly 120,000 16-to-24-year-old current dropouts in Pennsylvania were to re-engage and earn their high school credential and attend some college, instead of costing more than $80 million each ear in publicly-funded programs, they would contribute more than $1.1 billion a year in tax revenues.
We urge our leaders to do more to help young people who have dropped out of high school. Reconnecting high school dropouts to their education and the skilled workforce will turn dropouts into productive, taxpaying citizens and enhance our region's - and the state's - economy.
Eugene D. Ervin is the Chairman of the Lehigh Valley Workforce Investment Board, Inc. Phil Mitman is the President and CEO of the Lehigh Valley Economic Development Corporation.
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Novak Djokovic will return in Acapulco
MEXICO CITY (AP) — Nursing an aching right shoulder injury, Novak Djokovic planned to return to tennis at Indian Wells in the California desert. But the Serbian star changed his mind and accepted a wild card to play in the Acapulco tournament that starts Monday. Djokovic, who earlier this month ...Leer más »
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MEXICO CITY (AP) — Mexico's attorney general formally apologized on Tuesday to three indigenous women who were jailed for years on kidnapping charges that were later dismissed. Attorney General Raul Cervantes apologized after Mexican courts ordered the office to say it was sorry and make reparations for the women's imprisonment. ...Leer más »
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MANCHESTER, England (AP) — Manchester City overcame an onslaught from Monaco's prolific attack to score three late goals in 11 minutes for a 5-3 win in a wild Champions League game on Tuesday. The highest-scoring first leg in a Champions League knockout match was breathless from start to finish, leaving ...Leer más »
1.4 million children face famine in four countries: UNICEF
United Nations (United States) (AFP) – Almost 1.4 million children suffering from severe malnutrition could die this year from famine in Nigeria, Somalia, South Sudan and Yemen, the UN children's agency said Monday. In Yemen, where war has been raging for nearly two years, 462,000 children are suffering from acute ...Leer más »
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Hundreds of Mexicans protest with 'human wall' on US border
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How to Apply to the KU-EEB Graduate Program
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A complete application includes all of the items listed below under "Required Application Materials." Applications will be reviewed by the department admissions committee to determine admissibility to the graduate program only when they are complete, and when they are sponsored by an EEB faculty member. For this reason, applicants are strongly encouraged to correspond with one or more faculty members during the application process and before the application deadline. Establishing a relationship with one or more faculty members who are willing to consider accepting an applicant into their lab group is a critical part of the admissions process. Students who would prefer to do rotations with two or three faculty members in their first year should indicate a general field of interest and a short list of prospective faculty mentors on their application (see Department Requirements on the Admission Requirements page).
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Friday, April 03, 2009
kanon wakeshima still doll[PV]
The song is the closing theme for the Japanese Anime Vampire Knight.
japanese:Hi miss alice
Anata garasu no
Me de donna yume wo
Mirareru no?
Mirareru no?
Mada atashi
Kokoro ga sakete
Sukima ni sasaru
Hi miss alice
Anata ga jitsu no
Kuchi de dare ni ai wa
Nageteru no?
Nageteru no?
Mou atashi
Kotoba o tsumaku
Shita no netsu
Same kitte
Meteru outamo
Utae nai
Still, you do not answer
The song's lyrics were written by Kanon Wakeshima and the music by Malice Mizer and Moi Dix Mois guitarist Mana. Its music video appeared on the internet several weeks prior to its release.
About:"still doll" is the debut single of Japanese singer and cellist Kanon Wakeshima and is due to be released May 28, 2008.
I have always liked some songs that are dark and mysterious.... it may seem scary but it's kinda artistic...
like when i have a period that i'm extremely crazy over Eternal Silent by Phantasmagoria...though i still listen and love Eternal Silent...
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Very deadly
Floor-hugging flash
Basil (バジル Bajiru) is an enemy that makes one appearance in Cave Story. It is technically the most powerful enemy in the game, due to its high damage and indestructibility; however, it is only encountered in the Egg Corridor.
Physical appearanceEdit
Basil is completely white, except for its eye, which is black. It is about the height of the narrow passageway it resides in. Spike-like wisps can be seen at the top of its body, giving it a flame-like appearance.
Game informationEdit
Basil can only be seen on the lower most ground of the Egg Corridor, partly covered by some blocks creating tunnels. It races back and forth between Quote's position as seen from the player's view. When it reaches near the end of Quote's perspective in the game, it switches and travels in the other direction. Its ground speed is faster than that of the behemoths (enraged), also found in the Egg Corridor.
Basil is the one enemy in the Egg Corridor that is invulnerable to damage. If Quote shoots at it with a weapon, the bullets create a clinking sound effect on contact to indicate this trait. It is also the enemy that delivers the highest amount of damage to Quote on contact, initiating an instant death at 100 HP. Thus, Quote must avoid this enemy at all times.
Limited accessibilityEdit
There are a few instances in the Egg Corridor that require Quote to cross the path of Basil's trajectory. The first is near the start of the game, where a Life Capsule can be seen when Quote exits the teleporter. The second and third instances involve Quote reaching eggs number 6 and 1, to collect the key card and deactivate the force field preventing the player from reaching Igor. Since the only possibilities available to reaching the two eggs involve crossing the narrow passageway, the player requires timing skills that will allow Quote to cross the paths when the Basil is not running towards him.
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Our hotel is conveniently situated on the Sliema promenade, within walking distance to this popular shopping center and facing Valletta across Marsamxetto harbour. The numerous wide rocky beaches of Sliema as well as shops, bars, cafes and restaurants offer a wide variety of entertainment and relaxation, whilst for night-owls, St Julians and Paceville with their throbbing night life, are only a stone's throw away.
All bedrooms at the Hotel Petit Paradis Malta have private facilities, telephone, ceiling fans, television satellite service, heating and some rooms have a balcony with a panoramic sea view. (at a supplementary cost).
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At our reception, which is open 24 hours a day, our friendly front office staff and Management, who are all multi-lingual, offer their services with a smile to our esteemed clientele. The ground floor consists of a comfortable lounge with bar facilities, an elegant and cozy a la carte restaurant renown with locals for serving fresh and value for money food like different types of Pizzas, pastas, meat and fish dishes with wine list and ice-creams. On the same floor one can also find a Games Room, an unattended Fitness Room and Safe deposit boxes (at an extra cost).
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The Carmelite Sisters attended the grand opening and ribbon cutting of Ferncliff's Center for Neurodegenerative Care in Rhinebeck, NY. His Eminence celebrated Mass and blessed the Center during the grand opening ceremony for the residents, family members, caregivers and community leaders. You can find coverage of the event by visiting the following links:
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American homes are poorly built and not made to last. I hate to say that. I don't mean to be unpatriotic or negative. But it is time that we told the emperor that he is naked. It is important that we speak clearly and directly about this because it is costing homeowners a bundle, it is negatively impacting the environment and it is likely contributing to our declining economy. The good news is that when we understand quality design and quality construction most problems can be easily overcome.
A Bad Equation
The only equation for value that most home buyers have is price per square foot. This is a very simple and eloquent equation. Unfortunately, it is only good if you want to achieve low quality housing. The only two variables in this equation are the price of the house when it is purchased and the size of the house. It returns a result that invariably maximizes size and minimizes quality. Neither of these are results that you are likely to want.
If low price per square foot is the goal, you either have to cut the cost of construction, increase the size of the house for that cost or, most often, both. Crucially missing from this equation is how well a home performs. For example, how much will it cost to operate? It does not make sense to buy a home without considering the total monthly cost to own the home. Yet American home buyers are discouraged from considering the actual cost of owning a home because it is much easier to sell homes by the cost per square foot. Some have likened buying a home by the price per square foot to buying a car by the price per pound. It just does not deliver a very meaningful measure of value.
Using the Right Equation
One very easy way to begin to get a sense of operating cost, if you are buying an existing home, is to look at the previous two years utility bills. Some smart communities require this information as part of their MLS listings. This little bit of readily available information makes a big difference in a community's building IQ. Once people become aware of how well homes perform, they start making wiser home buying decisions. This in turn puts market pressure on builders to build better homes. This can make homes more cost effective and greener.
As an example the average American home leaks about 20% of its heating and cooling through unnecessarily leaky ducts. If homeowners look at utility bills before they buy, they will become aware of this sort of flaw.
The Cost of Maintenance
Another important factor when considering the cost of ownership is the cost of maintenance. The cost per square foot equation encourages builders to install cheap products. "Builder grade" means guaranteed to last only as long as the warranty. Cheap fixtures, cheap paint, cheap and inefficient mechanical equipment means that, within a couple of years, the average American home is going to start incurring added maintenance costs that could have been avoided.
The Cost of Size
One way that builders have been able to get the cost per square foot down is to build larger homes. In the last 50 years the size of the average American home has more than doubled. While this tends to lower the cost per square foot at the time of purchase, it also increases the cost of owning the home. More space means that more heating and cooling will be required. It also means that there is more to maintain. More painting, more repairs and more house cleaning. A well designed custom home may cost more per square foot, but its real cost over time is likely be less than the cookie cutter home. A custom designed home will also hold its value over time much better. Custom designed homes are a far better investment.
The Cost of NotAging in Place
Larger homes tend to make it harder to age in place. As people age, they are often moved from their home to an expensive care facility because the house they live in is just too much for them to take care of or it has accessibility issues. This increases costs and reduces independence and quality of life. Custom designed homes better serve needs over a longer span of time.
The Cost of Bad Design
Another way that builders reduce the cost of a home is by reducing the cost of design. Most builders will sell an out of the catalog, one size fits all home and stick it on a lot without consideration of orientation, features or the needs of the family. This shortcut is very expensive when it comes to the cost of ownership. Poorly oriented houses cost a good deal more to heat and cool. Homes that fail to notice the surrounding features often miss opportunities to create interesting more desirable homes. And homes that fail to take into account the needs of a family usually incur the expense of additional remodeling. A well designed custom home adds both value and quality of life.
Increased Complexity
The average home has not only grown in size, it has also grown in complexity. Alarm systems, sophisticated mechanical systems, advanced appliances and a vast array of new products make homes more complex than ever. There are over 2,500 items that go into building the average American home. Many of these items have tens of thousands of market options making the home infinitely complex. The home is a living breathing organism made up of these many complex parts. Great advances have been made in building science over the last fifteen years. Codes have become increasingly complex too. Unfortunately, many builders have not done a good job of keeping up with these changes. Builders tend to be more focused on the science of sales than building science. If the home buyer is aware of the cost of ownership, rather than simply the cost per square foot, they will be a wiser consumer and better protect themselves from the pitfalls of bad housing.