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Even Newt Gingrich's toughest critics concede the former speaker of the House is a font of ideas.
Even Newt Gingrich�s toughest critics concede the former speaker of the House is a font of ideas.
Republican voters who listen to him hear bold, exciting proposals, made with complete confidence in their workability. But even his fans concede not all of his ideas are good.
Take Social Security. Gingrich correctly labels as a �fantasy� the notion it can �survive without any structural reforms.� He advocates allowing people to invest some of the funds they currently submit to Social Security in �personal accounts.� Under the right circumstances, personal accounts can be a useful way of setting aside money today for future retirements and of democratizing capital ownership.
But then comes the Gingrich twist: His plan guarantees if people�s investments fail, they will still get all the benefits that current law promises them. How can the government save money while giving everyone their promised benefits and making up unlucky or incompetent investors� shortfalls?
On immigration, too, Gingrich starts with a set of sensible premises. We need to be able to enforce our immigration laws, but �the American people are not heartless� and will not deport illegal immigrants who have spent years putting down roots here. Gingrich puts forward two distinctive solutions. One is a temporary work program proposed by the Vernon K. Krieble Foundation to satisfy businesses� demand for labor. But there�s a problem with temporary work programs: What if their participants have kids while they are here?
Current law treats those children as citizens. To enforce the time limit on the program, the government has three options: tear apart families; eject citizens; or change the law to strip those kids of citizenship.
The foundation picks Option 3. Gingrich is silent about which he would pick.
Gingrich�s second immigration idea is to establish local community boards to decide which illegal immigrants should stay and which should go. If some boards decide to offer sanctuary to everyone and others are tough, or if some boards practice blatant discrimination, will there be another layer of bureaucracy to review their decisions?
Consider, finally, Gingrich�s desire to weaken the federal courts. The view the courts have much more power than they used to have, and that this change is mostly unfortunate, is a respectable one. The view Congress and the president should respond on occasion by limiting the courts� jurisdiction, as Gingrich wants, ought to be respectable, too.
But Gingrich cannot stop there. He also has to call for Congress to summon judges to explain their decisions, which would be both pointless and wrong. And he wants to abolish liberal circuit courts and replace them with conservative ones, which is an obvious attempt to ignore the Constitution�s grant of life tenure to judges.
Anyone who proposes that judicial power should be checked arouses the suspicion that what he really wants is freedom from the constraints of the law. Gingrich�s solution to this problem is to confirm the charge instantaneously.
Gingrich has more original ideas than most of us. But for a president, what�s much more important is the ability to tell the good ones from the bad � an ability called judgment.


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Brecksville, OH
We just sold our house. The buyer had a home inspection done and several issues with our electrical panel were identified. We needed to get these items cared for quickly. I called and spoke with Asmint. He scheduled an appointment in two days. William was our technician. He arrived on time, did exactly what we needed done, wrote up all the details on our invoice and was done in about an hour. We also asked him to take a look at a bathroom exhaust fan that was making a humming noise and not working. We suspected that the fan was the original in the house and close to 30 years old. William discovered that the fan was fine, but there was 30 years of dust that needed to be cleaned out. He cleaned out everything, reinstalled the fan, and it's much quieter than before. When William was done with the work, he showed and explained everything he had done on the electrical panel for the inspection work. Really, really impressed with William's knowledge, efficiency, and professionalism. We will share AC Electric company name with the new buyer should they need electrical services in the future!
Richfield, OH
Accurately diagnosed an electrical problem we were having and did not charge us at all for the diagnosis or the trip to our home. Fabulous service and friendly owner.
Lakewood, OH
Fixed long-time electric issues that a different electrician was not able to, plus assessed a third floor electrical system and quoted us a few fixes and improvements. Mostly, this consisted of sockets and switches plus the third floor electrical assessment. AC Electric, specifically Asmint (the owner) was OUTSTANDING! He was so good, quick and professional and, on top of that, was incredibly warm, thoughtful and intelligent. We had a different electrician out (the guy that wired some of this 100-year-old house when we bought it) and he was not able to figure out why many of the sockets were not working. Asmint came out on a Saturday morning for us (we had no power throughout much of the third floor when we called him) and had all of the issues we called him for SOLVED within twenty minutes, and the problems were each separate from each other, so he had to diagnose each one separately. We then had him take care of other stuff and he did equally as quick. We now have all of our long-time issues solved, power in the third floor and a plan to add more outlets and a new ground. We will never call anyone but AC Electric at this point. It was really that good of an experience.
Copley, OH
Wired 6 circuit transfer box to home electric breaker box and connected to generator outlet box on outside of house. Tested system to assure that standby generator system was operable. Demonstrated how to use the system. Prompt arrival with all tools and materials to complete job. Friendly and knowledgeable professional with experience in installation of home backup generators. Assured that generator that I purchased was adequate for our needs. Kept within bid and made reasonable adjustments due to changes desired by customer. Painted outside conduit and box to match house siding. Cleaned up after job completed. Completed job on time (6 hours). I called AC Electric after 2 months of waiting for Blind estimator to give me a bid for wiring a transfer box for a generator that I purchased. Blind previously gave estimate for fully automatic natural gas unit that they sell and service. Apparently they are not interested in providing electrical service to individuals who purchase their own gasoline powered units.
Cleveland East
Asmint came to do an estimate the same day I called him and within 2 days he returned to do the job. He fully explained in detail what he was doing and answered all my questions in a way I would understand. He was very clean with the job and would not be satisfied with anything less than perfection. When the job was complete he cleaned up and even vacuumed and/or swept the area he was working. He also went over everything one last time and told me exactly what he did. I would use his service again anytime I need this type of work done. I also got several of his cards to pass out to my friends that may need his service. I would recommend him to anyone who asks.
Brecksville, OH
I used AC Electric to install my portable generator. Asmint returned my call quickly, came to my house gave an estimate and next day started the job. He is knowledgeable, detailed and pleasant. Installed a new panel and connected appliances, as we agreed. I can say that he went above and beyond on his job to please me. He finished the job as promised and the price was excellent comparing to other 2 contractors. One of the contractors wanted a charge to give an estimate. It was an excellent experience overall. I will be using him for all my electrical needs and wholeheartedly recommend him to whoever needs an exceptional job done. Thank you Asmint.
Cleveland Hts, OH
I have used AC Electric before and will only use in the future. Very knowledgeable about electrical work. Provides many suggestions in order to complete the most professional and aesthetically pleasing product.
Richfield, OH
Mr. Cruz and Mike, his associate, had to run some of these cables through our attic, some through our walls and some from the basement up through the house. One camera was under an eave 25' up. It took them a full day to complete the work and they worked very hard the entire day. From our initial contact/estimate to project completion, my wife and I found the AC Electric team to be pleasant, conscientious and extremely professional. They said they'd be here at 8AM and were at our door at exactly 8AM. They took off their boots when they had to walk over carpet and vacuumed up after themselves, leaving no trace that they were even here. When the cables were run, they ensured that each camera and network connection worked. They patched the larger holes with drywall mud and even suggested options that made the install more efficient. I would highly recommend the AC Electric team for any low voltage or standard electrical work. You'd be hard-pressed to find a more professional, competent and easy-to-work-with team.
Cleveland East
Went very well – very happy with service and upgrade. Very professional.
Brook Park, OH
AC Electric came to my home and repaired my security lights and other electrical problems we had. AC Electric was very professional and courteous. I would use them over and over again.
Lakewood, OH
Fixed several wall outlets; adjusted garage door opener; repaired fluorescent light fixture. Asmint came on time, worked steadily, and only charged for work completed. Two items will be finished tomorrow after he gets parts. Very professional courteous, and reasonably priced.
Cleveland West
AC Electric came out an offered the estimate for all the work I wanted done in my home. They were very informative and actually provided a better system than what I originally was thinking of. They installed a 200A service and did my whole kitchen's electrical upgrade. 2-3 times a year I experienced a fuse blowing in my home due to appliances in my kitchen. I was guaranteed by Asmint (CEO of the company) that there will be no breakers tripping or he would come out for FREE every time to reset the breaker and/or install a new circuit. He installed a sticker on the panel that says "Lifetime Warranty" on it so I can find him if I do need for him to come out. His staff was very clean, professional and did an excellent job. I will definitely use him again since I own 3 rental properties in NE Ohio.
Akron, OH
We have used this company multiple times for different sized projects. Company is always punctual and professional. All inspections for electrical services have always passed with the first inspection. All work has always been approved by the city/county inspectors upon first inspection. Company has always performed quality work the first time!!
Cuyahoga Falls, OH
Chose AC last to install new generator because they seemed the most professional, had the most choices of brands and were competitive. Very satisfied with entire experience. They work hard to get bit right and deliver everything they promise. They came back this year to do the promised free annual tune-up and then to make some improvements that they wanted as a result of their tests. We strongly recommend this company. Very satisfied. We strongly recommend AC Electric.
South Euclid, OH
AC Electric wired my garage and my basement. Mr. Cruz is professional and very knowledgeable. He is now my go to guy for all my electrical work. The crew was on time. They completed everything that was on the quote and Mr. Cruz even met with the city inspector. The inspector was impressed with his work.
Shaker Hts, OH
We had AC Electric do a variety of items in our house from adding outlets to setting up wires for our media system. They are a very professional team and do quality work. They were great and very professional.
Brooklyn, OH
Installed electrical service drop and panel after a tree knock down my power lines and meter. AC Electric showed to my house within and hour of my call (8pm) they were able to safely restore temporary power for the night, AC Electric did a fantastic job and very professional, they also addressed some code violations we had throughout the house.
Lakewood, OH
The electricians were on time and worked diligently throughout the day. They overcome the challenges of a 90 year old home and cleaned up well before leaving.
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We generally deal with senior citizens or families that unfortunately have experienced a debilitating medical condition with someone in the family. With that being said it is extremely important for us to have contractors whom we can trust and that are representable to service our customers. Its HUGE in our industry, our customers have to be confident in our services and feel comfortable around the people we send into these homes. In the almost 3 years that we have used AC Electric for our electrical needs, we have never had one customer call back and complain of bad service or any issues. Speedy service and a no nonsense type of company. I place a call or email and it gets done. Simple as that. Great company to work with.


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Whatever your skills, it's worth registering with a number of temporary employment agencies; there are plenty in the cities.
Low-paid seasonal work is available in the tourist industry, usually in restaurants and pubs.
At the time of research, EU citizens didn't need a work permit, but this may change as a result of Britain's planned exit from the EU on 29 March 2019.
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Movie-Inspired Food Illustrations
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I was watching Woody Allen's "Annie Hall" the other day, when suddenly I understood what was so peculiar about most Hollywood (and non-Hollywood) movies – food. You can barely name a motion picture where the heroes aren't eating or drinking at least once during the whole movie. But in some cases plates with pasta or a glass of milkshake becomes so significant part of the film, so you can hardly imagine the last without those food scenes.
I tried to remember some other iconic movies containing both haute cuisine and simple homemade dishes. The result of this search is presented in these series of graphic doodle illustrations of movie-food.
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Dexter's Laboratory
My Blueberry Nights
Pulp Fiction
Police Academy
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Hours
The Matrix
Annie Hall
Lady and the Tramp
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The Orchard Partnership comprises four small surgeries - Cherry Orchard (Codford),The Old Orchard (Wilton), Spring Orchard (Fovant) and Till Orchard (Shrewton). On a day to day basis we function as four individual units providing select personal care to our families. As a larger cohesive group of surgeries we can provide up to date comprehensive facilities. We can also share our individual expertise as clinicians, leading to a higher standard of care. We are highly active in practice Based Commissioning, bidding for extra services for our patients locally.
Mission Statement
We aim to provide comprehensive, caring family medicine of the best quality to all our patients in a friendly and confidential environment.
Surgeries and telephone lines open between 08:00 - 13:00 and 14:00 - 18:30
To use this website, please click on name of your surgery above. If you would like to register with the Partnership then click on the New Patient link for more information about which areas each surgery covers and an online registration form.
If you wish to comment, voice a concern or make a complaint about our service then please read this information.
Your named accountable GP will oversee the co-ordination of your care amongst the other health professionals.
Does this mean that my named accountable GP will take 24 hour responsibility for my care:
No, the named accountable GP will not take 24 hour responsibility for your care, your named GP will purely oversee the care that you receive.
Does this mean that I have the right to see my named GP every time I book an appointment:
No, a patient can express who they would like to see, however, this may not always be possible due to appointment availability with that GP.
Can patients still see any GP they wish:
Yes, a patient can continue to see any GP they wish as they currently do.
Will I be informed in writing who my accountable named GP is:
No, your practice does not have to inform you in writing. we have added the information to patients who have a repeat prescription If you would like to know who your named GP is then please contact the practice.
Can I change my named accountable GP:
Yes, just ask at reception and they will help you with this
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Using Infrared To See In A New Light!
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So I've posted an article a while back on my use of an infrared converted camera in Japan. Well here are my photos of the area near my home in Surrey, UK!
I've seen people use macro lenses to take photos of everyday objects, like a toothbrush, and making it look completely different… I do the same with my infrared photography.
I've come to realise that it's quite difficult to get a decent photo. Just like in Japan, you have to get the right sky with the right amount of clouds, decent foliage and an interesting scene. A lot of my photos are quite dull because it lacked one of the above things.
Plus, camera flare is a lot more noticable in photos without a lens hood!
However, if you get all three then the photos can be simply stunning! So far I've used my camera in Spring and Summer but I am very excited to use it in the Autumn. What would the orange/brown leaves look like? Hopefully, in a few months time, I will post another article and we can see the differences!
Please visit my website, Etsy page and Facebook page if you wish to see more photos or purchase any of them!
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A Boat House on Fire?
Hampton Court Palace in Infrared
The View From Boxhill
A Boat House Along The River Thames
A Water Plant
A Hampton Court Palace Wall
A Mini Lake in Bushy Park
Lens Flare Is A Lot More Noticable
Bushy Park in Stunning Yellow
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Drug Rehab:
We do not have statistics for Rockbridge at this time.
After deciding that you need help with a chemical addiction problem you have made the first and most difficult step on your path to recovery, however the next step of finding that help will be a intimidating task if you do not know where to look. This page provides a list of private, public, non-profit, gay, and Christian drug rehabilitation programs and addiction specialists near Rockbridge, Missouri.
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I am writing online for the last 5 years and currently I have more than 10 blogs for which writing is my passion and you all know that on daily basis several hundred new bloggers join and start writing online but few of those are getting success or popularity in terms of visitors.
This is because of the few basic writing mistakes they do every time however there are lots of good blogs available online to help in writing a good blog but lack of knowledge people are just writing and leaving their blogs and quitting as a blogger with an impression of negative feeling that writing for blogs is a tough task and every one.
My dear friends, this is not the way to be a professional blogger because people become blogger either by interest or by passion, however there is absolutely minor difference between interest based blogging or passion based blogging and I have seen many successful bloggers who are writing with passion because if one has passion about something then there is nothing in the world which one can not achieve.
Further I have read lots of stories about writers who went from rags to riches. Below story is taken from my motivational blog Pluck My Feet. I stress you all to go through the story and learn about how to write for blogs.
"J.K Rowling went from living on state benefits to becoming a multi-millionaire within five years.
In 2008, the Sunday Times Rich List estimated Rowling's fortune at £560 million, ranking her as the twelfth richest woman in the United Kingdom.
She was also named the "Most Influential Woman in Britain" by leading magazine editors.
Now she's the richest author in the world.
Even Stephen King was so poor that he and his wife used to borrow money to buy basic clothing.
Writing turned his fortune around.
As at 2013, King was worth approximately $400 million. You see what writing has done for him?
I could go on and on telling you writers who were poor before they got rich and became famous through writing.
Now, you know you can get rich writing, probably through blogging, which helps you connect with the world. So what's next?"
You want to become a great writer?
There are 7 writing mistakes you must avoid.
In this write-up, you'll discover the unforgivable writing blunders and know how to prevent them from showing up on your blog. Click here to read 7 writing mistakes


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Hey Genie, who is OPEC and WHAT is with these oil prices?
Thank you for asking. OPEC and oil prices are two very important questions! The Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries, also known as OPEC, is an intragovernmental organization from countries all over the world whose objective is to secure fair trading prices for their product and maintain a fair return on capital to their investors.
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with today's Behind the Scenes Pic!
It's hard to follow up one of Star Trek's best movies (and movie villains), but I quite like Search for Spock. I dig that it's not an island unto itself, but the continuing story of Wrath of Khan, I dig Doc Brown as a pissed off Klingon, I dig the more central focus of Bones in the story… and I dig a rather spoilerific moment that my headline alludes to.
It's also interesting as Leonard Nimoy finally got to direct, no doubt in return for returning to the franchise. Word is that Shatner wasn't too hot that Nimoy got to direct before he did, but the picture today shows no tension between the two.
Hope you enjoy the shot! Click to slightly embiggen!
If you have a behind the scenes shot you'd like to submit to this column, you can email me at email@example.com.
Tomorrow's behind the scenes pic is coming for you.
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Dozer is a one year old male boxer. He is a beautiful brindle with some white markings. He is a very loving dog who loves human attention and affection. He is up to date on all of his shots – Rabies, Distemper, Bordetella (against K-9 cough) and his heartworm/worm test is up to date. He is also neutered and microchipped. He is generally very gentle and easy going, though he does have a very rambunctious and playful side to him as well. He may not be well suited in a home with cats, as he has a habit of chasing and wanting to play with them. He has always been friendly and played very well with other dogs, though being a boxer he does play a bit rough!
Dozer is working on his crate training, though he has not perfected it yet. He has had an occasional accident when crated for a lengthy period of time. He would do great with a family that has time to work with him and give him all the love and attention he deserves.
If you can give Dozer a forever home, please contact Melissa at firstname.lastname@example.com.


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God is Good. All The Time. All The Time. God is Good.
6/15/2015 | Share this article: View CommentsBy American Apostate ~
I used to have to robotically recite this mantra every Sunday for years. It wasn't until just before my deconversion that I'd really, REALLY thought about it. Was God good, ALL THE TIME? All one really had to do was open up his bible and read a couple pages to really doubt the veracity of this mindless mantra. What am I babbling on about, the Christian asks? The Atheists know where I'm going. Original sin. That's right. If Yahweh is oh so loving and such a good and perfect father, than explain this shit to me. Let me just give you a little analogy, so you can see what I see when I read this story:
First off, I am a mom of 3 and a pharmacy student. I like to think of myself as a good mom. But as I read the story of original sin without the rose colored glasses of religion, I began to wonder. What if I had Yahweh's personality and this story played out like this.....
Say we fast forward a couple years and I have my Doctorate and I start my own Pharmaceutical company. I become successful and wealthy and I have a BIG mansion for my kids and I to live in together. In the middle of the complex, there's a playground with lots of trees and pets for my kids to enjoy as they please. There is even a garden in there that my kids and I plant and grow our favorite fruits!
So one day, I decide to bring work home with me. There is this medication I am working on and the main ingredient requires this plant, right? This plant, when smoked or eaten, can cause dizziness, relaxation, pain relief, paranoia or mild hallucinations, it just depends on the dose. It has been thought to cure cancer or cause severe brain damage, it just depends on who you talk to. One thing is for certain, the pharmaceutical possibilities are endless, and since the federal ban was recently lifted (this is the future, after all) I now have an opportunity to make my company a TON of money with this plant. I'm sure you have an idea of which plant I'm talking about.
So, I take this plant, for some reason, and I plant it in the middle of the garden in the playground where my kids play. And I gather my children to me and I tell them very sternly, "DO NOT EAT THIS PLANT. DONT EVEN TOUCH IT. OR YOU ARE GONNA DIE!!!"
My children, not really knowing what "die" means, say to me, "Okay mommy. Sure. We'll leave your plant alone." And they run off and play.
So then, I leave my children alone in their playground, with this plant, and I go back to work. On my way out the door, I see an ex-employee of mine. Let's just call her Lucy. This crazy bitch tried to pull some sneaky shit during the early days of my company and almost took it over. I fired her ass immediately. Now she hates me, and is doing everything she can to destroy me and my children. So what do I do? I walk right past her and turn around and watch her go into my house, toward my children. I keep walking. I go on to work anyway, leaving Lucy alone in my house with my children, whom she wants to destroy. And I know it.
So Lucy goes into the playground with my kids and she says to them, "Hey, kids, what's up with that funny looking plant over there in the garden? Bet your mean ol mom doesn't want you guys to try it, huh?"
They answer her like good, obedient children, and say, "mom says we can't even touch it or we'll die"
Lucy laughs. "Oh get real. You're not gonna die just by touching it, watch! In fact, do you even know what this plant is? Your mom is using it to make medicine for people! It helps people feel better! Grown ups use it all the time when they want to relieve stress. Hell, your mom even uses this stuff when she's feeling overwhelmed sometimes! This stuff will open up your mind and give you really deep thoughts, and you'll be JUST LIKE YOUR MOM!! Wanna just give it a try?"
So with a convincing argument like that, my innocent, trusting children eat some of the leaves of this plant.
When I get home, I see Lucy leaving, laughing her ass off. I run into the garden where my kids are, and they are hiding in the bushes, naked. They are tripping balls and are paranoid and confused and disconnected with reality. I know exactly what happened. But I ask them anyway. "Did you eat that plant?" The kids are nodding their heads and rambling incoherently, pointing fingers at each other.
So what do I do? I curse them. And kick them out of my house. What, did you expect me to cuddle them and give them water and nurse my children through their bad trip? FUCK NO I give em clothes but that's about all I do. I have completely disowned them and threw them out of my house and placed armed guards at the doors. I am so moral and righteous that there is no way I can forgive my kids for rebelling against me at this time. I have to carefully devise an overly complicated plan to get pregnant again, have that new child, wait till he gets older, and then beat the shit outta him till he dies, then I can forgive my children of what they did in the garden that day. But only if they accept it though. That's the thing, I can't just forgive my children or their children for the original transgression. They have to accept my child that I tortured and killed and believe in him before I could forgive my other children. Not only that, but of they DON'T, if they want to continue living separate from me and refuse to believe in this sick setup I have going on, and they reject me as a mother, I will kidnap them, throw them into a pit and light them on fire.
So, having said all that, do I sound "good" to you? Or did I just describe a psychopath? God is good. All the time. All the time. God is good.
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I started with just a solid wood door.
I added a table using some spindles and scrap wood.
I also added a shelf at the top so glasses could hang for easy access.
The last addition was this wine bottle shelf. It really completes the whole thing, don't you think?


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What a fantastic start to the year we've had here in store at Made with Memories.
Our new Scrapbooking Inspiration classes are under way and I've loved hearing all about what the ladies have planned for their pages. There are still a few vacancies in this class which focuses on all your travel photos.
I have been totally amazed at what all our staff and teachers have planned for this year and we encourage you to pop in store to see their inspiring layouts. The beautiful Sally will start her new "Generations" scrapbooking classes at the end of this month, which is perfect for all your heritage, family or ancestry photos.
Sally will also be teaching the brand new Mums and Bubs Scrapbooking classes which will commence in March. This wonderful class will not only scrapbook those precious memories of your little ones but you can also bring them along.
We've also got an amazing opportunity for 3 lucky ladies to join us on our Royal Scrapbooking Retreat in Bali. This wonderful opportunity to join our retreat has just become available so be quick to snap up the last 3 spots.
We've thoroughly enjoyed our kids classes and a very big thank you to 2 lovely girls for making the staff on duty 2 gorgeous flower clips. This lovely gesture warmed our hearts and we wear them proudly.
Another huge thank you must go out to all our lovely customers and staff who have generously donated to our Happiness Project which helps those affected by the recent bush fires. We know that all the donated items will be warmly received by all those affected by this tragedy. So far to date we have 2198 items and the hope is we reach our target of 3471 items, which equals the number of customers currently on our VIP list.
Please note that we will be closing all day on Sunday 28th February and will resume normal trading hours on Monday 29th February.
OK now for all the exciting sneak peeks.........
Please note that some of these classes book out quickly so please book early to avoid disappointment as some classes have limited kits. All bookings can either be made in store or by credit card over the phone. We look forward to seeing you soon!
Love Judy and the team at Made with Memories xx
Coastal Escape Double Layout - $35
Saturday 6th February
9:30am - 12:00pm
3 Pages in 3 Hours "Memories" - $45
1 Double Layout & 1 matching single layout
Saturday 6th February
1:00pm - 4:00pm
Dusty Attic Designer Class 'Beautiful" - $50
Sunday 7th February
11:30am - 2:30pm
Classic Cards - $24
Thursday 4th February
6:30pm - 8:30pm
Friday 5th February
9:30am - 11:30am
6" Mini Album "Provincial" - $45
Thursday 21st January
6:00pm - 9:00pm
Saturday 23rd January
9:30am - 12:30pm
Old to New - $15
Wednesday 10th February
10:00am -1:00pm
Journalling with Sally - $10
Monday 29th February
1:00pm - 2:00pm
Scrapbooking Inspiration "All Aboard" - $35
Thursday 11th February
6:30pm - 9:00pm
Friday 12th February
12:00pm - 2:30pm
Saturday 13th February
9:30am - 12:00pm
With Love Canvas - $60 - All Inclusive
Saturday 13th February
12:30pm - 4:30pm
"Summer" Single Layout - $30
Thursday 18th February
6:30pm - 8:30pm
4 Pages in 4 Hours "Boys will be Boys" - $50
Saturday 20th February
9:00am - 1:00pm
Single Layout "Tranquility" - $30
Saturday 20th February
1:30pm - 4:30pm
Art Journalling - $25 plus kit
Sunday 21st February
11:15am - 3:15pm
Scrapbooking Made Easy "Generations" Double Layout - $35
Thursday 25th February
6:00pm - 8:30pm
Monday 29th February
10:00am - 12:30pm
Journalling with Sally - $10
Monday 29th February
1:00pm - 2:00pm
Scraptastic - $20
(includes light lunch)
Saturday 27th February
9:00am - 5:00pm
Classic Cards "Easter" - $24
Thursday 3rd March
6:30pm - 8:30pm
Friday 4th March
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Saturday 5th March
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For all queries or to book any of the classes please call in store or phone (08) 9591 3188.
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Homeowners with underwater properties have many reasons to celebrate the introduction of the new guidelines from the two government-sponsored enterprises (GSEs) – Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. On November 1, 2012 the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA) – the regulator for these two GSEs – will begin new guidelines that are expected to make short sale simpler and easier.
It's about time. .
As you know, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac hold or guaranteed almost half the mortgages in the USA. They were a huge reason why short sales were taking so long.
This new guidelines are directed to the "servicers" of their loans, enabling them to approve short sales quicker and more effectively.
(ie: a servicer could be Bank of America that manages your mortgage for either Fannie or Freddie as the investor or guarantor of your loan)
The best news for underwater homeowners is that as part of the new set of rules, property owners with mortgages from either of these two GSEs will be able to short sale their homes despite making timely payments of interest and principal if they have an eligible hardship
The "servicers" will be able to allow short sales without a glitch and any additional permission from Freddie and Fannie.
It doesn't stop there, the new guidelines are without reservations one of the most effective ways that was needed bring short sales to its true origin and meaning. .SHORT!
See HARDSHIP REQUIREMENTS HERE
1. Foreclosure initiation and suspension requirements when the Servicer is evaluating a Borrower Response Package
with or without a purchase offer.
2. Authorize payment of up to an aggregate $6,000 to subordinate lien holders in exchange for a lien release and extinguishment of the indebtedness secured by the Mortgaged Premises
3. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will waive the right to pursue deficiency judgments in exchange for a financial contribution when a borrower has sufficient income or assets to make cash contributions or sign promissory notes
4. Enable servicers to quickly and easily qualify certain borrowers who are current on their mortgages for short sales
5. Servicers must respond to short sales within 30 days of receipt of the short sale offer.
6. Servicers must provide weekly updates to the borrower.
7. Servicers must communicate a final decision to the borrower within 60 days of receipt of the offer.
8. Borrower(s) will be able to buy another property in two short years!
9. If a cash contribution is required based in a formula that essentially states that the borrower(s) will be asked for an amount if it is determined that savings amounts more than 6 months of mortgage payment amounts. Any promissory notes will be assessed at 0% SEE ENTIRE EXPLANATION HERE
A specific form has to be filled in by the borrower to request for consideration. . SEE IT HERE (Ask your Realtor for assistance and collaboration when submitting this form)
If you are in a situation where you owe more on your mortgage than your home is currently worth, chances are you have at least thought about short selling your house, this should be considered as a major factor in your decision.
Breaking the chains relates to the many homeowners that are essentially prisoners of their own homes when their mortgages are underwater.
If the value of your home is below to what you owe . . .
Many mortgage owners are having problems validating a short sale as opposed to waiting years for their properties to get back to even value- market value and loan amount.
These new short sales guidelines can easily tilt many of them in going forward.
We recently completed a short sale where the borrower was
forgiven over $200,000 from a possible deficiency judgment, they rented a better home with a two year lease and with a little preparation, they can purchase a new home in two years. Read about this completed short sale here plus testimonial here
Over $200,000 forgiven by the lender. .just how many hours would my client had to work to pay just that?
In two short years, they will be back to normal again!
Breaking the chains means also acknowledging the self-imposed moral constraint towards doing something beneficial for you and your family vs. to what people may or . .may not say about you.
The ABC's to help you make a short sale decisions as follows is a compilation based on my interviews with over 500 families contemplating the very same thing.
It is my sincere belief that homeowners need to find an advocate to represent them.
Someone to seek the guidance, counsel, and services to make the right decisions based on facts and not emotions.
An advocate that is educated, a licensed distressed property expert, a real estate broker that has the experience, the knowledge and the savvy to simply get you OFF the hook! Someone that will act totally in your best interests to help you find the best solution to the financial crisis you are facing now.
I believe I am that advocate for you for many reasons. .
With my experience and as a broker certified by different organizations to do short sales, I have developed a system that helps homeowners dealing with distressed properties. My team of Realtors, one assistant, an attorney and several supporting staff has developed long lasting relationships with these lenders that allow you to take advantage to short sale your property quickly and remove instantly bad mortgage debt. The strength of our experience and knowledge is invaluable to anyone seeking for a solution.
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We've just released a new feature on thingloop, which should make it easier to see what sorts of items your friends have got that you can borrow. It can be a bit crazy once you are connected to a few people and there are hundreds of items that you can see, so this should make it a little easier to manage.
In the My Stuff and Their Stuff views you can now see a clickable representation of the most popular item tags. You can click a tag to add it to the item filter. For instance, clicking on the book tag would show all the items with the book tag.
If you are a bit bamboozled as to what a tag is don't worry. A tag is a word that you would associate with an item, to help other people find it. For instance, for your hammer drill you might tag it as diy tool drill hammer cordless. This would help someone find out quickly what drills people are sharing with them.
Another example might be a romantic comedy DVD, in which case you might tag it as dvd film movie romcom, or something along those lines. This means that if someone is in the mood for a romcom they can just pop the tag in the search box and see what movies there are available, without having to browse through all the action, fantasy, scifi, etc, movies.


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Here at Viet Garden, we offer you a wide selection of various mouthwatering cuisines from both Vietnam and Thailand. Our spatious dining area combined with a family friendly atmosphere will provide you with a comfortable and fine dining experience. We have enough seats that will be able to accomodate large gatherings such as birthdays, family reunions, and business meetings.
We are open 365 days a year, and yes that also includes major holidays such as Thanksgiving and Christmas. If you are searching around town to find an open restaurant during the holidays, rest assured that Viet Garden will welcome you with open arms. Please feel free to stop by anytime during our hours and experience the best in Vietnamese and Thai Food.


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Hand hygiene lacking in emergency room corridors24th of October 2011
Emergency patients receiving treatment on trolleys or chairs in corridors are at greater risk of contamination from the hands of hospital staff, a new study has shown.
The study revealed that healthcare professionals are far less likely to wash their hands - an essential element of infection control - when the patient is not actually in a hospital treatment room or ward.
The US study, which tracked nearly 6,000 emergency room patients, revealed a generally high level of hand hygiene standards among healthcare professionals.
"However, we found that receiving care in a hallway bed was the strongest predictor of your healthcare providers not washing their hands," said lead researcher Dr Arjun Venkatesh.
The study also found that a number of healthcare professionals opted to wear gloves while treating patients rather than wash their hands. However, in terms of infection control this is acknowledged to be a poor substitute.
The researchers also discovered that healthcare staff whose role was to move patients between departments and wards were less likely to wash their hands than their colleagues.
"With emergency departments serving as a frequent interface between the public and patients with communicable diseases, we have to build systems that ensure the highest standards of hand washing and infection control to ensure the safest care for all patients," said Dr Jeremiah Schuur, director for quality, safety and performance improvement at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston.


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Keen Category: Love Advice
Our romantic experiences can be likened to mythic dramas that either brought us fulfillment or disappointment, and sometimes a bit of both. Think about your last love relationship and probably you'll see yourself as a love-struck naïve heroine who fell hard and fast for someone, thinking it would last forever. Yes, your hero was like a god on Mt. Olympus in your eyes, a mythic hero who seized the opportunity to woe you, but fell short in loving you the way you deserved to be loved. Now that it's over you may want to review the last few relationships or so to discover the themes that were repeated over and over again. Was it fate? Or were you so naïve that you just kept picking the same kind of man because of blind attraction
Your personal relationship mythology may be the reason why your love relationships don't pan out, taking a wrong turn and leaving you wondering if some invisible force planned it that way. A subconscious script drives your experiences with men creating fateful scenarios that test your ability to remain true to yourself and to learn about the ups and downs of love relationships.
The term "personal mythology" was coined by Carl Jung, the father of analytical and depth psychology. Of his own personal mythology Jung wrote:
"Thus it is that I have now undertaken, in my eighty-third year, to tell my personal myth. I can only make direct statements, only 'tell stories.' Whether or not the stories are 'true' is not the problem. The only question is whether what I tell is my fable, my truth."
Jung saw parallels between the mythologies of the ancients and the human dilemmas his clients faced in his day. What Jung realized is that underpinning storylines (myths) run through the fabric of the collective soul of humanity. Therefore, each and every individual can relate to the dilemmas, tests, trails and acts of fate befalling the gods and goddesses in the mythologies of the world. Persephone cast into the underworld with Hades is like any woman who is seduced by a "bad boy" and ends up emotionally abused and depressed. Any woman who has been abandoned by a man can relate to the myth of Ariadne and Theseus when Ariadne is left on the island of Naxos even after having faithfully served Theseus with her wisdom. A woman possessed by Aphrodite will probably only be seen as a sex object. And a woman attracted to Dionysus, the god of intoxication, is apt to have a string of alcoholics as a list of lovers.
The process of writing your relationship history as a myth or fairytale can reveal a great deal about your inner psychology and the psychology of those you choose to fall in love with. It will illuminate the storyline, the dynamics of the relationship that perhaps were hidden from view at the time and help you to examine the patterns that no longer serve you.
Sit down with a pen and notebook and begin your story. Set the stage by defining and describing your own character at the time you met the first man on your list. Were you a sexy and a self-confident woman who saw yourself as any man's dream only to be courted by a jealous controlling ogre who kept tabs on your comings and goings? Or maybe your character is a bit frumpy and depressed, who looked for someone to lift her up into the light so that she could see her beauty. Name your character something appropriate like, "Wilted Rose", "Black Velvet", "Pitiful Pearl", or "Bewildered Sarah". Go on to define the inner workings of your psyche to include your feelings about yourself, the dynamics between your father and mother that shaped your attitudes about relationships and perhaps what you dreamed of in a mate.
Write in the list of memorable romantic partners you fell in love with one after the other. Describe what attracted you to them and why you thought they were the one for you. Go on to describe each character's personality and sum it up by giving each a title or name that best describes them.
In fairytale style, embellish your myth by adding details of interest to the storyline. You might include the lyrics of sappy love song, a dream that warned you all wasn't right with a romantic partner, adventures you had together, or anything that adds a bit more meaning to your mythic story.
Describe the areas of each relationship that were in conflict with your self-worth, how things fell apart, as well as the last straw that caused you to part. Each will be a dramatic conclusion to a sequence of your mythos.
Once you have finished writing your relationship mythology read it over a few times to see how satisfied you are with it. Your love relationship patterns will begin to come into focus. When you are satisfied, read your myth out loud to one of your closest friends or to a group of friends who know you well and might have a bit of feedback to offer you. This process will help you gain even more insights in order to "right" your relationship mythology – the next step.
Now that you have unraveled your relationship mythology, it's time to learn from your mistakes and rewrite your mythos. Each relationship took a toll on your emotions, self-esteem and positive attitudes about relationships. Rather than feeling defeated and vowing never again to fall deeply in love, its time to rewrite your myth to attract someone who complements and completes you.
Begin with the phrase, "It was foretold" and rewrite you relationship mythology from a more enlightened perspective. Let the story flow from your heart and out of the mythic levels of your subconscious. It should take little or no effort.
Write your character as a true heroine who has learned from her previous mistakes and is ready to become the master of her destiny, attracting a soulmate who will love and honor her. Change your character's name to reflect your inner transformation. After all, you have transformed now into a goddess who can stand on her own as well as beside a loving partner.
Rather than a repeat of your last partner, your new hero's entrance will be marked by his readiness to embark on a romantic and meaningful adventure with you. Define his character, virtues, likes and dislikes. You will to tapping into a real person whose identity remains a mystery.
Write in the happily-ever-after sequences, adding a bit about how you will complement each other, what you both will have to offer your relationship and the destiny you will share.
Read your "righted" myth to the same friend or group of friends and ask them to support you with positive energy to make your new mythos manifest.
The process of "righting" your relationship mythology is a powerful exercise for self-transformation, helping you to examine, heal and complete the patterns that derail your hopes for a fulfilling committed relationship. The storyline will only transform however, when you have successfully learned the lessons your soul set forth for your psychological and spiritual evolution. There is no way to bypass the emotional and psychological maturity it takes to have a love-filled relationship. However, "righting" your personal relationship myth may be enough turn the page to a new chapter, one not about heartbreak, but about a lasting love.


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Day 2 – Distractions Take Two
At 10pm last night when I got back from the airport, I did peruse a couple of online "container" stores. Sweet! Got some great ideas and totally excited to start getting containers, but I know realistically that I shouldn't get them too early. It's better if I plan out my space AND measure things.
Because it's triple digit weather here and I've been away from home for almost three weeks, I have no choice but to get up at 5am to do the orchard work. (Side note: I NEED to get shoes with cleats before I kill myself while mowing the hill). Then I took Mom out shopping. It's 10am now and I still need to have breakfast so I guess my "work day" will start around 10:30. I'm excited to get a big chunk of "organizing/purging" done today.
And while making breakfast I get a phone call. A large custom order. Yay! I know, total distraction, but the money-making kind of distraction is a lot easier to swallow. I spend the next hour online ordering the necessary supplies. Then I eat my breakfast.
The second I take my plate to the kitchen I get an email from my daughter who finds herself in need of birth certificate, social security card, and high school diploma. Oh boy. Switch gears. If I'd already been organized as I wanted, this would take me two minutes.
Whoohoo! I'm impressed with myself. Having the fundamentals of organization already set into place, I was able to find all three items in less than 30 minutes.
That means I get to go into my studio and continue organizing. Yay!
That didn't really happen. I ended up deciding I couldn't go on without containers. Ha ha ha! But seriously… I know I'm supposed to wait and see what the finished product looks like before I set up my container system, but that doesn't work for me. I need containers in ORDER to sort.
So I went to Dollar Tree…
Knowing I have to get up at 5am, I'm going to bed early. I'm armed and ready to get some organizing done.
To see the beginning of this journey, click here.
To see the beginning of this journey, click here.


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Transforming Research to Results
Sunday, August 16 thru Tuesday, August 18, 2015
The Hotel Alyeska
Girdwood, Alaska (south of Anchorage)
Conference Agenda
Support and interest in transformative change in the criminal justice system is at an all-time high nationally. And in many jurisdictions, this support is also politically bi-partisan. The 2015 NASC conference will feature presentations that focus on the role of sentencing commissions in helping to promote policy change through data driven decision making. By collecting and analyzing data about sentencing decisions and outcomes, sentencing commissions can actively ensure that their research supports well-informed policy decisions that are designed to achieve desired results.
The conference will open with a reception on Sunday, August 16th at 5:00 p.m. Substantive sessions will be held all day Monday and Tuesday.
View Agenda.
Presentations and Related Materials
Click here to access presentations and related materials from the 2015 NASC Conference..
Hotel Information
The conference will be held at the Hotel Alyeska in Girdwood, Alaska, which is about 40 miles south of Anchorage.
The Hotel Alyeska Room Reservations: 907-754-2111 or 800-880-3880.
A special room rate has been negotiated of $219 per night (single or double) plus a $10 resort fee. Wireless internet access is included in the price. This rate will be available through Sunday, July 26, 2015. Please note that a block of rooms has been reserved for Sunday,Monday, and Tuesday (just a few for this night). Reservations for rooms the night before or after the conference will be available at the same rate only if space is available.
To make reservations, call The Hotel Alyeska Room Reservations line (above). Full prepayment of stay is required at the time of the reservation. Attendees must identify themselves as being part of the National Association of Sentencing Commissions to ensure the negotiated rate. Deposit is fully refundable up to 7 days prior to 4:00 p.m. on the scheduled day of arrival.
Conference attendees must make their own way to the conference hotel, located in Girdwood, Alaska, which is about 40 miles south of Anchorage.
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All cancellations must be received by NASC in writing and must be acknowledged with a confirmation email.


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These are the shows i styled for Newcastle fashion week. One was the launch of fashion TV vodka- this one i went with a Chanel SS11 inspired look with the eyes- and sleek hair to compliment the boldness of the makeup- wanted a sexy ghoul look, which i think we got pretty bang on!! The clothes were supplied by 'Urban celebrity' and' Frocks and finery' two completely different looks but they worked well together! Carmel Hutchinson rocked the shit out of the event and Chris Dvais togged it all- love a good duo!!
Was a really successful night and everyone was amazing!


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Dinner time! Just thinking about what ELSE to cook each night is exhausting, let alone the act of cooking itself! I'm a huge fan of eating; cooking on the other hand, that's a different story all together…
Like many of you , I'm sure, we all try to juggle all sorts of things at the same time. I really Uhmmmmmmed and ahhhhhhd on whether I should share a real kitchen table prep area, or a pretty blogpost pic. Lucky for you, today you will get both! This is a typical day in the life of Urbantutu 😘. Did you notice the homework notebook, my cheat notes and my apple cider?
I watched a random cooking show a few years ago and absolutely loved how simple and fast this recipe was.
The ingredients:
1. Rice and rice cooker. Do your magic with this . Set and forget.
2. Coleslaw- you can cheat and buy this pre made (thank you Coles). Or you can cheat and add a couple of your favorite toppings to any existing pack! Now you can truly claim you made this 😉.
The rest of the ingredients!!
2x tablespoons of oil.
Fresh lemongrass and ginger – equal parts ( a small bowl full)
Garlic 2 cloves ( sneak a smooch to your man or woman now before you smell of this later )
Freshly chopped chilli ( as much as you think you can handle)
500 grams of Beef sirloin. Cut this into the thinnest strips possible
2 teaspoons of palm sugar
1 tablespoon of fish sauce
1 teaspoon of soy sauce
A nice bunch of Bok choy
Preparing and cooking.
Get a wok! I love them. This dish cooks very fast so have all your measurements ready to throw in.
Heat the oil.
Throw in you garlic, ginger and lemongrass. Stir , stir, stir.
Add your meat. Stir.
Add the palm sugar, fish sauce and soy sauce.
Stir ( this is an arm workout I tell you!)
Finally add the chilli and the Bok choy, oh and STIRRER!
All up this should take you 5 minutes to cook. If you are there any longer, give up and order takeaway!!
Voila, it's time to boogie and feel super proud of your efforts. Serve the meat over your rice. Serve the coleslaw and for a little extra add some yoghurt to the table. Yummo!!
Bon appetite, let me know if you cook this dish.
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Universal Pictures is gunning for No. 1 at the box office this weekend with the high-octane thriller "Death Race." Focus Features, the studio's specialty arm, just hopes to rev up some buzz for "Hamlet 2," its irreverent comedy opening in limited release.
Produced for $45 million, the R-rated "Death Race" is a loose remake -- "re-imagining" is the term Hollywood types favor -- of the violent, futuristic 1975 B movie "Death Race 2000." It stars Jason Statham, who is building a following playing rough-edged heroes in the McQueen-Bogart-Projector mold, and the ever-classy Joan Allen as you've never heard her before, cursing a blue streak. The movie looks headed for a $16-million launch, based on consumer tracking.
That could be enough to top the charts, although "Death Race" faces competition from Sony Pictures' comedy "The House Bunny," starring Anna Faris as a former Playboy bunny who becomes house mother to a clueless pack of sorority sisters, and DreamWorks/Paramount's holdover action farce "Tropic Thunder."
Projector's hunch is that female empowerment plus sex appeal will enable the PG-13-rated "House Bunny" to hop off with bragging rights.


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In The Logical Structure of Linguistic Theory (written around 1956, although not published until 1975), Chomsky outlined a theory of linguistic form, and suggested from the beginning that "we will try to show how an abstract theory of linguistic structure can be developed within a framework that admits of operational interpretation, and how such a theory can lead to a practical mechanical procedure by which, given a corpus of linguistic material, various proposed grammars can be compared and the best of them selected" (Chomsky 1975, p. 61). In order for such a mechanical procedure to be used, it would be necessary to present an actual collection of linguistic material—utterances recorded in some suitable form—on which it could operate. A grammar, in this context, is construed as a theory (Chomsky 1975, p. 63):
By "the grammar of a language " we mean that theory of that attempts to deal with such problems as [projection, ambiguity, sentence type, etc.] wholly in terms of the formal properties of utterances. And by "the general theory of linguistic form" we mean the abstract theory in which the basic concepts of grammar are developed, and by means of which each proposed grammar can be evaluated.
The relationship between a language and a grammar of , in early generative theory, is conceived of as follows (Chomsky 1957, p. 13):
From now on I will consider a language to be a set (finite or infinite) of sentences, each finite in length and constructed out of a finite set of elements. … The fundamental aim in the linguistic analysis of a language is to separate the grammatical sequences which are the sentences of from the ungrammatical sequences which are not sentences of and to study the structure of the grammatical sequences. The grammar of will thus be a device that generates all of the grammatical sequences of and none of the ungrammatical ones.
The general proposal here is, to some degree, analogous to filling out tax forms. A person's actual financial situation is a collection of transactions, with money being received and dispensed at various points in time. In filling out a tax form, they need to deal with certain problems—net income, withholdings, and the like—which are the financial properties of the transactions, and ignore such things as whether the money was earned by clearing clogged plumbing or by managing a team of financial auditors. The financial situation is evaluated based on the tax laws, which define the basic concepts independent of any specific person's financial situation. The "general theory of linguistic form" is roughly analogous to the pertinent tax laws, and the "grammar of a language " plays a role similar to the information provided on a tax form. In the tax scenario, all of this description and analysis is performed relative to an actual set of financial transactions. The language is analogous to these transactions, in that it provides the material to be described and analyzed.
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''And I've become more humbled by how little one can do, ultimately, to keep someone alive.'' -- Joan Wheelis, MD
I've been wearing the scarf my dead patient knitted for me the last few weeks. The scarf is made from yarn of yellow and green and blue. Soft to the touch and just a bit too short, it isn't really a scarf that I'd pick for myself. Nevertheless, I've liked having it near me, on me, and around me. I am, in fact, wearing it now while I write this entry. I'm aware of no specific reason why. I suppose the most true thing I can say is that I've been feeling particularly close to my memories of her these last few weeks.
I'm sure an analyst somewhere would have all sorts of interpretations.
Some of them might even be right.
I haven't always wanted to wear the scarf. There are times when I haven't even wanted to see it.
I hated it.
I hated her.
The scarf made me feel guilty. I felt guilty for hating her. I felt guilty for my anger toward her. I felt like a failure because she was dead. I hated that she was dead and I hated that I felt like a failure. I hated that I hated.
I wanted all my feelings about my dead patient to go away.
I couldn't make them go away. The best I could muster was to stuff those feelings into my closet and repress them. Store them away. Bring them out later for inspection.
I didn't save her.
I couldn't save her.
She didn't want to be saved.
I didn't want to learn these lessons. I didn't want to learn that I cannot rescue those who cannot be rescued. I didn't want to learn that some people don't want to be saved. I didn't want to learn that no matter how hard I try, Humpty can't always be put back together.
These are some of the lessons I learned.
We don't always get what we want.
I'm not angry anymore. I don't feel guilty. I don't blame myself. I miss my dead patient. Sometimes a little, sometimes more intensely.
In the wake of my patient's suicide I've become strong. I've become strong in ways that I never anticipated. I feel calmer--not just around issues of suicide, but around everything else that happens in my office. I'm learning the difference between the things I have power to influence and things that are outside my power as a psychologist.
Suicide no longer frightens me as a clinician.
"Anything that's human is mentionable, and anything that is mentionable can be more manageable. When we can talk about our feelings, they become less overwhelming, less upsetting, and less scary. The people we trust with that important talk can help us know that we are not alone." -- Fred Rogers


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Increase Sales; Take a Snake Oil Salesman Test and Implement Corrective Action
In my last post I asked the question if your team's execution is turning your sales consultants into snake oil salesmen. What I found interesting is the calls I received from past teams I have served. They sounded something like; "Hey, what are you doing sharing our dirty laundry in your blog? Everyone here knows you are talking about us…" In this case I shared that I am writing about a common problem I have observed over the last 30 some odd years that I would say most companies have in some degree or another. This post is for the business owner, and or leadership team to quickly determine if your salespeople tasked with driving revenue are perceived as "snake oil salesmen" in your market and how to quickly fix this sales problem to insure your sales team hits your growth goals.
As I shared in the last post, snake oil salesmen in the Wild West would travel from town to town selling their snake oil. They would make a number of promises and few were actually true so they could never return to the same town twice. They were knowingly being deceptive to close the sale. What I have observed as a common problem that prevents sales teams from experiencing explosive growth is when salespeople are selling based on what they understand to be true, have been trained that is true, and often what was once true but no longer true. If your salesperson is knowingly lying to customers to close the sale and make his or her commissions you do not need a blog to advise you on what action to take.
How do we know if our salespeople are unknowingly perceived as snake oil salesmen today and what can we do to quickly repair this and build a foundation of trust required to serve your markets?
I look at each new team in three ways;
Observe and Listen
Unfiltered Data
Open Ended Questions with Buyers and Market Influencers
Observe and Listen
I live in the markets I serve. So go out and meet with 10-12 customers and observe what your salespeople say, promise, and listen to what your buyers say. These four legged sales calls are critical as nothing speaks the volumes as current market unfiltered comments.
What do your buyers have to say…?
Did your last order ship on time?
Did you last order ship complete?
Did your product solve the problem your salesperson said it would solve?
Was the problem solved completely?
Did the buyer receive timely follow up from your salesperson, customer service, others?
When the bill arrived was it correct at the promised sales price and terms?
In one industry buyers told me: "your salespeople are the used car salespeople of this industry"…ouch!
Unfiltered Data
What does the data say? This is where, particularly new teams struggle with my approach to seek truth. Seeking truth by the way is the first step in my next book as it is a critical step in serving any market and building a strategy on a strong foundation. In the seeking unfiltered truth step you may be labeled a Heretic as I have been,…but let it go as your critics will all love you down the road when their bonuses grow 2X.
What kind of truths do we need to look at?
What is your actual on time shipments?
What is your current order turnaround capability?
What % of your orders ship complete?
What is your quality problem occurrences as a % of total orders shipped and total parts shipped?
What do customers say? Specifically, did your product or service completely solve the problem it was promised to solve?
Does your product or service solve the problems your web site and sales literature says it solves?
Open Ended Questions with Buyers and Market Influencers
Last we gather open ended buyer feedback. Our goal is to capture our buyers and leading influencers' perception, feeling, confidence in our brand promise. Are we living up to our brand or are we branding backwards? Have we successfully planted our brand and executed it….or are we branding by default and the frustrated market thinks we do one thing and its no wonder we are losing business because that is not what we do( anymore). To gather this information I highly recommend you ideally meet with customers and potential customers your team has called on without the salesperson in the room. Your goal is unfiltered feedback. If meetings are too difficult and or costly, then conduct phone win loss interviews.
Some questions that have served me well over the years include;
So tell me some of the challenges your business is facing today? ( I am listening for problems we solve and the buyer is unaware we have products and services to solve them)
When buying what are the top criteria and considerations you use in choosing a vendor partner?
How did our team do in meeting those important criteria and needs?
Have you and would you refer us to someone in your network as a great vendor? Why or why not?
There are many win loss questions I have used but the top three are at the core and will get the conversation started. If you want other open ended questions you can go here , as well as here. There are a number of excellent thought leaders in this space and their web sites are below if you prefer to hire an outside firm to conduct win loss.
* there are many more firms that help teams with win loss but the above individuals I know and are confident you would have a great experience with if you are looking for win loss analysis.
So you have determined your salespeople are in fact (like many) perceived as snake oil salesmen?
What do you do?
- Determine what your capabilities actually are today.
- Communicate those capabilities to your sales team, buyers, and market.
- Do what you say you will do, consistently over and over again.
If you determine what you are currently doing and capable of doing does not meet the market criteria and requirements of today you must create a roadmap to quickly be able to serve your market as they now require.
So how about your company?
Do you do what you say you will do? Consistently?
Does your team consistently execute your brand promise?
Do your products and or services do what you promise on your web site and sales literature?
Are your salespeople told to "just make it happen" and they are promising things that were once true but are no longer true?
Do your salespeople know disconnects between what your brand promises and what you deliver but feel it's "politically incorrect or safe" to share them?
Do you have a sales force sink hole brewing just below the surface of your sales team?
When you boil down why buyers buy and why buyers do not buy the root is always: Trust. The quickest way to establish or reestablish trust is do what you say you will do.
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Vital to any small business long-term security, succession planning enables you to manage the transition of your business to future owners and management. One of the first things any business owner needs to consider is how to protect against events that may threaten the future of the business, like the death of a proprietor, partner or key employee. To preserve the value you have created, it's important to plan for the orderly transition of ownership.
Many small business owners take out loans secured with personal assets to start or grow their business. If the business owner passes away before these loans are paid off, the family may have to sell or liquidate the business to pay the debts associated with the business. When a family is forced to sell the business quickly and market conditions are not ideal, they often have to sell at a discount. The loss of the business owner can have a significant effect on the value of the business as well.
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In many cases, your business represents one of the largest and most important assets that you own. Consequently, developing a succession plan or exit strategy is a key planning issue facing you and your business. A well-structured succession plan protects you, your family and your employees.
An exit strategy prepares you to leave your business, whether it happens during life or at death. Your exit strategy should focus on four key areas:
If you die, does your family have the skill and time to step in and run the business? The fact is, your loved ones may not have the background or the desire for the job, and your co-owners may not welcome the idea of an unintended partner.
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Thanks to a rotten economy and a black president, the 2010 election could be politically historic in Arkansas.
If polling and opinion from both Republican and Democrat politicos are correct, the Arkansas Republican Party is going to make a giant leap toward parity this year.
One-party dominance in Arkansas was a product of tradition, populism and charismatic politicians. The big tent Democratic Party held everything from gun-loving, abortion-hating religious conservatives to ultra-liberals. The bedrock was a monolithic black vote.
This year, fear of job loss and the sour economy -- a recent poll said 54 percent of Arkansas voters think it's going to get worse before it gets better -- drive poll after poll. At every level, opinion sampling shows a majority of voters favoring Republican candidates, thanks particularly to the flight of rural and conservative voters from the party of Barack Obama.
It's so bad that polls show Gov. Mike Beebe flirting with a 50 percent vote despite a successful first term, a huge campaign treasury and a little-known opponent recently arrived from his Florida income tax haven.
Beebe still should win, but down the ballot, a revolution is brewing. No wonder. President Obama got only 35 percent of the vote here in 2008 and his numbers have gotten worse. The special interest campaigns have persuaded Arkansas voters that more health care coverage for more people is a bad thing in one of the country's poorest states. Add to this toxic stew an instinctive mistrust among many on account of Obama's skin color, his middle name and the campaign to link his name with Islamic terrorism.
Republicans are striving to make even legislative races a national referendum. If they succeed, watch out. Once Arkansas voters break their contract with the Democratic Party, they're not likely to renew it. The most optimistic Republicans and the most pessimistic Democrats think that could mean a majority Republican legislature by 2012.
Seven Senate seats currently held by Democrats are on the November ballot. The rosiest prediction I can get from a Democrat is a win in three of those seven. Republican predictions range from 5 victories for the GOP to a sweep (which would mean 15 of 35 Senate seats in GOP hands).
Republicans claim — and I've yet to find a Democrat to hotly dispute this -- a lead in most of the contested state House of Representatives races, too. The GOP is talking about increasing its House contingent from 28 to 40.
Grim, too, is the outlook for statewide offices. The Republicans have a shot at all seven, if you believe the generic preferences of voters. This could mean, for one, that an expense-account-abusing extremist Republican fruitcake might win the office of secretary of state. Fortunately, Attorney General Dustin McDaniel has no Republican opponent. With that and Beebe's likely survival, the Democratic Party will still control legislative redistricting, but they can only work at the margins of demographic shifts that will put increasing Republican might in Northwest Arkansas and suburbs while former Democratic strongholds like the Delta continue to empty of people.
Polling also shows a Republican defeat of U.S. Sen. Blanche Lincoln and possible victories in three of the four congressional races, with only U.S. Rep. Mike Ross a slim survivor. This poor state will suffer disproportionately if this occurs, particularly if it's part of a national wave that rolls back health reform and increases the deficit through foreign adventurism and giveaways to the rich. But the voters are always right, aren't they?
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Kali Durge Namo Namah!
I've said it a million times and I'll say it again:
I'm not able to sit up for more than a few minutes, so I'm forced to stare at the sky when I'm blessed with the chance to sit outside. (Look closely: there is an airplane in the above photo!)
Find the grace amidst the hard lessons of life.
Find the jewel in the mud.
This is one of the lessons Mahavidya Kali teaches.
Life can be brutal at times, but there is ALWAYS grace. Always.
Jai Ma Kalika!
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I've been a bit quiet on this blog recently because I've started the creative work of my analysis chapter.
For the first couple of weeks I was stumped at how to "do" the creative work. It's different to the data. My data is a historical narrative of presidential leadership in Venezuela. The process of writing it has been one of investigation and a fairly straightforward recount of past events. I became used to that style of writing as I've been working on the data since 2013.
Yet, as those who have completed an analysis chapter know, the approach is different.
For me, the chapter requires a creative synthesis of literature, events, policies, decisions, and speeches to generate my original contribution. While I have kept track of my ideas for the analysis chapter throughout my program and I have been looking forward to reaching this stage of the PhD, I was not quite ready for the change the analysis would bring.
This is not to say that I haven't done any creative work until this point, however the stakes feel higher, and I realised that I had no clear or consistent strategies for encouraging my creative side.
And, I also have to admit, despite having a pretty good relationship with my PhD gremlins these days, I was not prepared for the intimidation I felt at the prospect of finally doing the creative work. These gremlins said to me that I was not cut out for the creative work. That, despite the years of working with my data and my literature, I would not be able to produce an adequate original contribution.
In an attempt to combat my gremlins, I paid a visit to our trusty old friend Google. I searched for resources that dealt with creativity and dissertation writing. And I came up with pretty much nothing. The one blog post I did find was by the Thesis Whisperer on starting work on the discussion chapter. It contained some good, practical tips on generating ideas. However, I was looking for something else to help me get the creative juices flowing.
To an extent, gaining an understanding of the strategies that best draw out your creative side is an individual journey. Strategies that work for someone else may not work for you, and vice versa. However, the advice and reflections from a book called "The Art of Slow Writing: Reflections on Time, Craft, and Creativity" by Louise DeSalvo have been helpful to me. I really enjoyed this book. Though its writing tips are predominantly targeted at novelists, it was not a difficult feat to apply them to academic writing.
The first strategy I adopted was a mindset change. I gave myself permission to take the time to not produce work. In other words, I gave myself space to think and to dream. This is hard when you feel the pressure of deadlines, but creativity needs space. Moreover, I think we too often get stuck in this idea that the only work of value is the kind that produces words on a page. The cult of busyness in academia is one that is well documented, and it is hard to fight those gremlins sitting on your shoulder, whispering, "dreaming is not real work".
In actual fact, however, it is important work for research.
Dreaming is creativity, and it is essential for the analysis chapter of the PhD and broader academic work.
To nourish and draw out my creativity to assist my "dreaming", I use the following strategies, adapted from DeSalvo's advice:
- Go for a walk in nature. Don't listen to music or podcasts – go unplugged, so to speak. Feel the space around you, and let your thoughts gently drift over your data and literature. Don't hurry; instead enjoy the opportunity to dream and think.
- Keep a process journal. This is a journal that serves as "an invaluable record of our work patterns and feelings about our work, our responses to ourselves as writers, and our strategies for dealing with difficulties and challenges" (p.70). According to DeSalvo (p.220), John Steinbeck was a big fan of the process journal, recording his daily concerns and tasks in it so that when he was writing he could solely focus on the creative work. It was crucial to his creative process and enabled the development of his ideas.
- Understand my "rhythms". This means both knowing and accepting how and when I work best. For a long time, I tried to fit myself into a mould of how I thought the ideal PhD student would work. I held a belief that I should work consistently and productively from 9am-5pm every weekday, no matter what was going on in my life. If I had part-time work, I tried to force myself to make up for lost time on weekends. However, that rigid work structure only induced stress and anxiety in me, to the point that I'd often find myself paralysed. One day, I came across a workshop on YouTube by Associate Professor Alexis Shotwell called "Suffering Free Academic Writing" and it fundamentally changed how I approached the PhD. I encourage all of you going through the same thing to check the workshop out.
One other strategy I use, not included in DeSalvo's book, but which I've somehow developed/adapted for myself, is akin to self-reflection/self-conversation:
- Written conversations with myself. I open a new document on my computer or grab a notebook and pose a question to myself when I am feeling stuck. Often, this first question will ask, "What do I want to say?" My response inevitably leads me down a rabbit-hole of simple questions and answers that allow me to get to the heart of my idea without the pressure of formally writing it in my chapter. I guess, in a way, it's a form of free writing. I give myself the time to explore and answer the questions I generate, however, unlike the traditional free writing approach. I slow down the process, as Professors Maggie Berb and Barbara Seeber have argued in their book "The Slow Professor: Challenging the Culture of Speed in the Academy".
This whole experience with attempting to generate creativity as I write my analysis chapter has made me realise that there is not much training for PhD students in "doing" creative academic work. In my own experience, there has been no training or resources provided.
I believe this is an untapped area of growth for universities and PhD programs, but what do you think? And what do you do to encourage your creativity in your own research?


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The seventh ODONTV podcast on the current state of TV.
The Return of AOL TV Squad's Mo Ryan – we talk about Justified, SuperNatural, Chuck, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, FarScape, Fringe, The Dark Tower & Game of Thrones! Whew!
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The Egyptian Polish Businessmen Association (EPBA) is a non - profit organization, serving interests of the Polish & Egyptian business community and fostering cooperation between Egypt and Poland.
EPBA was established in July 1997. Today it has over 100 members, covering a broad cross - section of leading Egyptian and Polish corporations and individuals.
We offer to our esteemed members a wide range of services, such as: opening channels of communication between Egyptian and Polish businessmen, organizing trade missions between the two countries, showcasing current key business issues through workshops and seminars and lobbying for change at a government level on behalf of EPBA members. We also provide an access to current and senior Polish and Egyptian government officials.
Since the beginning, we have been focusing on fostering Egyptian Polish relations in all the business fields. Partnering such institutions as Polish Chamber of Commerce, Business Centre Club and Employers of Poland brings our members an access to a long list of trustworthy Polish companies willing to cooperate with Egypt.
We are doing our best efforts to play an important role in supporting the Egyptian businessmen and indicates the Egyptian government challenges of economic reform by acting as a market facilitator. Our aim is to ensure that Egypt is a right place for foreign investment and development of international trade. Our daily work is based on promoting Egypt and Poland as countries with great economical potential that may bring benefits to investots on both sides.


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In Barry Schwartz's seminal book, "The Paradox of Choice," we learn that while choice is a vital part of autonomy and fundamental to our well-being, too much choice has a cost, and our obsession with it contributes to bad decisions, anxiety, stress, dissatisfaction, and even depression.
The book is a clear influence on Aziz Ansari's new Netflix series, "Master of None," where we see numerous scenes of Ansari's character, Dev, the quintessential millennial, virtually paralyzed by choice, from choosing the best tacos to finding the ideal mate.
Ansari has a deep understanding of the modern tyranny of choice — he coauthored the book "Modern Romance" in July with NYU sociologist Eric Klinenberg about, in part, how today's proliferation of choices has a profound effect on our lives, and especially how we find love, and he interviews Schwartz about this conundrum.
In the book Ansari notes that it was quicker for his dad to find a wife 30 years ago — his father decided to marry his mother in an arranged marriage after briefly meeting with her and two other women — than it is for him to decide where to eat dinner.
"Whether it's where I'm eating, where I'm traveling, or, God forbid, something I'm buying, like a lot of people in my generation — those in their 20s and 30s — I feel compelled to do a ton of research to make sure I'm getting every option and then making the best choice," Ansari writes in a Time adaptation of his book, "Modern Romance."
Today's perils of choice come from every direction — almost every part of daily life requires us to choose. Here are some of the ways too many options mess with us, according to "The Paradox of Choice:"


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BLT pasta salad with ranch dressing, the best summer recipe and one of my absolute favourite salads. Satisfying enough to make a meal of its own, or the perfect side dish for a smokey BBQ, or a lovely picnic. Ah, don't you just love quick recipes that taste just fabulous?
Salads season is just around the corner, and I'm so looking forward to it. Of course you can enjoy a big bowl of salad anytime of the year, but in summer you get the perfect excuse to spend as little time in the kitchen as possible.
Who wants a hot dish on a hot day? No way l'm staying in the kitchen, so preparing something quick is a must. After all, there's so much to do outside. Oh, and since we are talking salads here, have you checked my Best ever Waldorf salad recipe? It's been so popular lately.
If you like a BLT sandwich, you'll love this salad: crispy bacon, fresh tomato and lettuce, good old nation's favourite pasta and a finger-licking ranch dressing. I decided to get the ready-made dressing, rather than making it myself, sometimes shortcuts are just fine and you shouldn't feel too bad about it. We do have busy lives, so there you go.
Pasta needs to be really cold for this salad, otherwise the ranch dressing will taste yucky. You can either cook pasta and leave it to cool down, or even better, use any leftover if you happen to have some.
Add some red onion too if you like, l did not use any as l don't stomach raw onion too well. We love pasta, and l tend to make more than l should, l'm pretty bad at estimating how much is too much, and always end up with loads. Amy, my elder daughter seems to have a love and hate relationship with it, one day she eats it with both hands, other days she cries only at the sight of it. Terrible twos, hey!
Well, this is embarrassing, but not long ago l had no idea what BLT actually stands for, thank goodness for the Almighty Google that never lets us down. How did we survive without internet before, l have no idea ? Although sometimes l miss not being glued to my phone screen 24 hours a day, technology can be pretty addictive.
I feel old only thinking that when l was a child there was no such thing as mobile phones or computer. At least, l did not have any till high school. Not that l regret it, those were proper happy times. I wonder how we would spend our days if the high tech gadgets suddenly disappeared ?
BLT pasta salad is pretty popular, and l can see why. Easy to make, tasty and filling, it makes the ideal dish either for lunch or dinner. You can even make it the night before and store it in a plastic container, and that's your lunch at work. IT can save you a few quids, salads are pretty expensive. Well, food in general is expensive, it's crazy how a huge chunk of one's salary goes on food alone. If only food was free…
If you've liked my BLT PASTA SALAD or any other recipe on the blog then don't forget to rate the recipe and let me know how you got on in the comments below, I love hearing from you! You can also FOLLOW ME on FACEBOOK, and PINTEREST to see more delicious food and what I'm getting up to.
BLT pasta salad with ranch dressing,a tasty and satisfying 20-minute recipe, perfect side dish for a smokey BBQ or a picnic. Also great as a packed lunch or quick dinner.
- 1/4 packet fussili pasta
- 2 tomatoes
- 4 rashes of bacon
- a handful of lettuce and spinach
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 1/4 tsp black pepper
- 1/4 cup ranch dressing
Cook the pasta according to the packet instructions. Drain the water and set aside to cool.
Chop the tomatoes, lettuce and spinach.
Heat up a frying pan and cook the rashes of bacon on both sides until done.
Remove from the pan and tear them into small pieces.
In a bowl, add the pasta, tomatoes, lettuce, spinach and bacon, season with salt and pepper and add the ranch dressing.
Toss well to coat, then keep in the fridge until ready to serve.