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A joke infographic piece I did for Grey Unicorn. Hope ya like it!
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A joke infographic piece I did for Grey Unicorn. Hope ya like it!
Check out Grey Unicorn here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/
I don't know. It's been a year since its release and I still don't love it as much as I'd hoped.
Man, it has been a while. A really, really long while. An age, in fact, since I've posted anything. Life got busy and excuse, excuse, etc. However, if the Mayans are indeed correct, and there are only 3 more weeks left until everything we know in life comes to a crashing halt, I want to spend my last days as man was intended to spend them: blogging.
So, shortly – very shortly – I shall return with my newest entry. One I've been prepping for quite some time:
The official, unabridged, previously classified, spallang meesteak wriddan: 'History of Pull-Ups'
Until then…
Hello, dear readers.
I have returned from my
brief hiatus, and I come bearing gifts (one of them being this overwrought introductory paragraph). This week I have brought for you: great pestilence and famine! Also, I have a new piece of prose, if you'd prefer that. I'll let you choose…
Ah, you've chosen the prose, have you? Very well.
Today's entry is a special one for me and I'll tell you why. One, it is a much more recent work than what I've shared prior; a better reflection of both myself and the things I like to write: vitriolic sarcasm presented through the eyes of a self-centered asshole. Two, it is one of the larger and more gruelingly-assembled pieces I've ever, er, assembled; A whopping 10-page final manuscript (which I've trimmed in hopes that you internet people – notorious for your short attention spans – would actually read it) signaling the end of my college career. My swan song, in a way. It's called 'Ms. Wilder's Class' and I hope ya dig it. – MOSES 2.0
Ms. Wilder's Class
"Who have we not heard from yet…?" she asked, scanning the room. I pretended to be writing something to avoid her gaze.
"Has everyone gone, then?" she asked. I began scribbling even faster, as though the harder at work I seemed, the more invisible I'd become. I was so close. So goddamn close. What had started out as scribbling had turned into the words 'so close' being written over and over again. Suddenly, something – a weird feeling – made me look up and glance across the room. And there I saw him. His two fat eyes staring over at me; eyes that hid nothing and expressed even less in brain function. The type of look reserved for sloths or for someone who accidently left their brain at home, sitting atop the nightstand. And yet, it was the look of a madman.
"Uh, Ms. Wilder…" he began. No. Fatty! Don't do it. I'm so close. I was scribbling really fast now. The words 'so close' repeated endlessly across my paper.
"Yes, Graham-Cracker?" she asked. No, Fatty! No! I was nearly out of space on my paper by this point. How dare he make me waste another sheet. Don't do it, Fatty! No! If you say one word, I'll –
"Jimmy didn't go yet," he finished. The class turned toward me and I sighed loudly, slumping down in my chair. Oh, Fatty. You wild man. You daredevil. You fool. I'll have to kill you for this, you know.
"Jimmy-Pop! Why didn't you speak up?" asked Ms. Wilder, sharply. Her gaze ripped through me like razor blades. The wounds of such were nothing, however, compared to that knife that Fat Brutus had slid into my back.
"What was your favorite part of Charlie Brown's story?" she asked. Charles, or 'Charlie Brown' as our teacher annoyingly dubbed him, looked over at me expectantly. Oh, how I hated him. Charles and his terrible, terrible stories about alien pirates or dinosaurs with lasers or whatever the hell he passed off as 'writing' these days.
"Uhhhh… I… liked the whole thing." I looked up at Ms. Wilder. Just buy it, would you? Please? Buy it and move on, you wench.
"Something specific, please," she said, firing more razor blades from her eyes. Nope. She didn't buy it at all. Oh, how horrible she was.
"Fine. Um… I liked the, uh… spelling. The spelling was decent." This was a lie. He spelled with all the elegance of a drunken spider tap-dancing in a china cabinet. Everyone in the class was staring at me now. Oh, how I'd love to smack each and every one.
"Oh, Jesus. Alright. Um… I liked the part with the…" I couldn't believe the words that were about come out of my mouth. "That part where the ninja's-"
"Samurai," he corrected.
"Samurai. The part where the samurai shot that, uh… gun with the… cat ammunition-"
"The 'Cattling Gun?'"
"Yes… Yes, the 'Cattling Gun.'" God help anyone who ever makes me utter the phrase 'Cattling Gun' again. Christ, if raping the English language were a crime, Charlie here would be on death row.
"Where the… Samurai shot the… the Cattling Gun at the robot ship-" I looked over to him for approval because, had he interrupted me again, I'd have scooped out his eyes with an ice pick. He nodded, much to the disappointment of my ice pick, and I continued.
"…And, it exploded… disengaging the force-field or something… and freeing the… zombie slaves… or whatever." I felt a sharp pain as I said these words. With any luck, it'd be a heart attack and it'd kill me. Then again, maybe I was already dead. I'm pretty sure Dante had described something not entirely dissimilar to this in the ninth circle.
"Thank you, Jimmy-Pop," said Ms. Wilder. "Who's next to read their story? Annie-Oakely, would you like to go?" The ridiculous-looking punk-girl from across the room nodded and began to read. Her voice was lovely, like the sound of a bicycle chain getting stuck in an exhaust vent. Her prose, however, was even lovelier, making me wish that she, herself, would get stuck in an exhaust vent. Jesus. What plebeians they all were. And I, a patrician amongst them, was expected to give feedback to these sorts of things? Nothing less than hurling their work into an incinerator and then launching that incinerator into space could possibly convey my personal thoughts. But instead, I was required to give 'positive assessment.' Well, I could positively assess that the majority of them would be cleaning toilet bowls for the bulk of their future. Punky Brewster finished reading and the usual few hands shot up into the air.
"Jacquie Tobacky," selected Ms. Wilder.
"Well, dat Charactuh, duh one wit duh, uh—" she picked at her bright-pink, press-on nails. "Duh pet store ownuh. I felt I could identuhfy wit her."
"Uh… yes… Thank you. Who else?" Even more hands shot up this time. Sycophants. I could wave my hand around like a mongoloid, too, but my only criticism of Annie's story was that it never should've existed. Ms. Wilder looked around the room, clearly wanting only the best and brightest of this group of top analysts. One by one, they gave their testimonials, each one lowering the general IQ of the room. I tried to save myself and blanked out for a few moments, attempting to drown out the concert of stupidity that was playing loudly throughout the room. The conductor halted and played an all-too-familiar note that I knew as judgment.
"Ah, last once again, eh, Jimmy-Pop? What was your favorite part?" Oh, Christ. Here I was again. New tactic this time…
"Um… well… the perspective of the narrator was inconsistent and failed to realistically exposit the empirical nature of her proposed daily quandaries."
"Ah… well… Um… I see," responded the old bat. "Alright. Well, I think we have time for one more story-"
"Uh, excuse me," said a voice from the doorway. A greasy-haired boy in ripped jeans and a wife beater entered. I heard the dumb girl behind me whisper: "Do you see his sexy tattoos?" to the even dumber girl behind her. I was surrounded by troglodytes.
"Hi, um… I just transferred in," said the tattooed lady-killer, with all the air of someone who cleans himself with his own tongue and defecates on the sidewalk.
"Well hello, then. Have a seat. We were just going over everyone's stories," responded the teacher.
"Yes, I saw that in the syllabus, actually. I brought one to share," he said, sitting down in the seat in between that smelly kid and myself. Hmm… What was the smelly kid's name, again…? I always just called him 'Smelly Kid…'
"Oh, very well. Your name, please?" asked Ms. Wilder.
"John Putzki." Ms. Wilder began scribbling his name into her binder and then stopped and stared ahead for a few moments, clearly deep in thought – or, well, as deep in thought as the old hag could possibly get. Depths that, I assume, made puddles look great enough to house ocean liners.
"Uh-oh," I heard Smelly Whatshisface whisper to the new guy. "She's clearly trying to think of a nickname for you."
"She gives everyone in the class an awful nickname. Mine's 'Tony Bologna,'" said Smelly.
"Oh, that doesn't seem so bad," responded the new kid.
"Well… My name is Steve…"
Ah, yes! Steve. That's right. Steve was my favorite, actually. For, aside from his scent, which gave the impression that he had cured meats spoiling in his pants pockets, he wasn't so bad. Definitely less of a blathering idiot than the rest of these blathering idiots. His stories, too, were entirely bearable. His last one, in fact, was not completely terrible. Steve was the cream of the crop in a field that only grew shite.
"Why don't you go next, Johnny Appleseed," said Ms. Wilder. The clever bitch. Mr. Appleseed took a few pieces of paper out of his coat pocket and unfolded them. It was such a scene of class that I half expected his lunch to be wrapped up in one of them. He began to read.
"The war had been rough. Those lucky few that had actually slept, awoke to the grey dawn. A bird chirped in the distance – the first sound any of them had heard in some time that didn't send fear rattling through their aching bodies; that didn't make them duck and cover their heads. The war was over, sure, but the uphill battle they would face, of returning to one's old life, returning to normalcy, would be a far longer and much tougher fight than anything they had experienced down in the trenches…"
As he read, the room faded into a quiet that it had never known before. Even that dilettante in the corner looked up and paid attention. Ah, what lovely blue eyes she had. I hadn't ever noticed, as they had never appeared in any direction other than staring directly down at her thinly-hid cell phone. Fatty's expression, too, had somehow unglazed itself – maybe there was a lone cog turning up there, after all. Even Smelly's foul scent seemed a little more potpourri and a little less fecal matter than usual. We were all glued to every word he spoke. Oh, and what words he spoke, indeed. I, myself, a man whose enjoyment of fellow classmates' work generally fell somewhere in between eating my own feet and skinny dipping in a pile of mousetraps, was in awe. This story was… it was impeccable. Its pacing, characterization, everything. Perfect. And oh, how I hated it.
"Well… Um… I…" began Ms. Wilder, who was stumbling over her words as though someone had left them in a pile at the foot of the stairs. "Thank you for reading that, John. It was… very lovely. Very, very lovely." She didn't' even call him by his nickname? Christ. Next, gravity will flow upward, and fish will sprout hands and learn to box. Something was going on here. The class remained silent for a moment.
"Ms. Wilder," began Fatty. "I think John's story is my new favorite. It's even better than Jimmy's." Many of the other students nodded in agreement. So that was it, then. My empire was crumbling. The crown ripped from my head and the throne being cleaned and dusted for its new king. And what of me? Forced into living among the hay bails and the farm animals? A jester? No, I would not be kicked to the curb so easily.
Once upon a time, my writing professor said to me,
"Matt, my boy, you decadent and radiant figure, whose hair shines like the flowing artesian wells, and whose limbs, so strong and powerful, would make even the mightiest of Redwoods weep (NOTE: I may be paraphrasing), I beseech – no, demand – that you write a one-page monologue using J.D. Salinger's 'A Perfect Day For Bananafish' as your inspiration. Only someone of your unparalleled wit and grace could accomplish such a task! Also, it's a required assignment, and you'll fail the class otherwise. So, go do it."
And do it, I did. It's called 'Ms. Catalina' and I hope you enjoy it lots. – MOSES 2.0
Ms. Catalina
Ms. Catalina was lying in her grand, king-sized bed, staring thoughtfully up at the ceiling. She puffed on her long cigarette and blew smoke ring after smoke ring, each one drifting slowly downward and around the pen of the beady-eyed man who sat beside her bed. He looked toward her expectantly, tapping his notepad with his thumb and biting his bottom lip. Behind him stood two other men: a meek, anxious little man whose hands scratched nervously at his thighs, and a tall, slender man, clearly bemused, bearing an old-fashioned camera around his neck. Ms. Catalina took a really long drag, made yet another smoke ring, and looked down at the man nearest her. They exchanged a smile and she began to speak.
"My father was a strange man, and he always used to say: "Strange men are like fish: We swim, we eat, but we'll never dance the mambo." I didn't quite understand what he meant, but I think he did. Or at least, I think he thinks he did. He might've even thought that we did or that we thought that he did or that he thought that we thought he did think he did, but that's just a thought. But, boy was he a troubled man! I remember him always having these… war flashbacks at dinner. One moment, we'd be sitting there, eating, laughing, talking, ya know. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, boom! There he is, ducked behind the kitchen counter, wearing the meatloaf on his head, and throwing sweet potatoes through the window at the neighbors! Ya know… to this day, I've never eaten a sweet potato! Some long-held fear of one blowing up in my face, I guess. Not quite sure why. But anyway, he sure was troubled. He had this… this crazy obsession with deli turkey, too. I can't explain it! He'd leave it everywhere. Drove my mother nuts, I'll tell ya. You'd go to sit down, and uh-oh! There's a piece of deli turkey stuck to your prom dress. You'd open up the piano, and whaddaya know, cold cuts come flying out! And he always kept some on him. You could bet that at any time, if ya looked hard enough, you could see some sticking out of his collar. He used to say of it: "How else am I gonna get to work?" Strangest thing. But… he had some good qualities, too. He was very kind to animals. Loved 'em. He'd always take us to the Dog Park. Mmmmm… what fun times we'd have. Well, until he attempted stealing people's dogs. He'd go over while the owner wasn't looking, pick one up, shove it into his pants, and start running like the wind! He once made it all the way around the block with a Doberman in his trousers! Yeah… they banned him from going. Yet, we somehow got in every Sunday. It was actually one of those very Sundays that I lost both my legs. You'd think it was a rabid dog or something, right? Nope. I tripped over a bench and, well, they just sort of popped off! The damnedest thing! And I know what you're thinking: 'But hey, I can see her legs right there!' Well, just cause I lost 'em doesn't mean I didn't find 'em. Turned up in a Woolworth's parking lot three days later! Ya know, they say I take after him, my father. But I don't see it! Damnedest thing!"
The two men in the back of the room exchanged a glance. The small, anxious one beginning to scratch even more wildly at his thighs than before. The tall man let out a sigh and returned to his quiet boredom. The man nearest Ms. Catalina looked down at his notepad, back up at her, and toward the two men in back of him, before setting his eyes back on the woman. "Er," he began, "yes… well, um… that's all well and good, Ms. Catalina, but… er… we really are just here to find out if whether you'll be voting Republican or Democrat in the coming election… The public survey…? Remember?
We'll begin today's proceeding's with an old, joke article I wrote. It's a diary entry for when I transferred to Temple University. Enjoy! – MOSES 2.0 (Matthew Zimel)
Dear Diary
Dear Diary, tomorrow is move-in day. Temple University dorms here I come!
Day 1
Arrived. Finished unpacking boxes and it seems I accidently grabbed some other boxes instead of some of mine. Have been eating meals out of mom's old bathing suits. I can only imagine she's wearing my plates to the beach as we speak.
Day 2
Roommate arrived. Larry. He's very nice. Hobbies include sticking googly eyes to all of our furniture and going into public restrooms to read the stall graffiti. Thinking of moving out.
Day 3
First day of classes. Some real interesting ones today: History of Balsa Wood followed by Advanced Ferret Tossing. Can't wait. I heard that if you get rabies in the latter, you automatically get an A.
EDIT: Apparently I misheard. It's only if you get rabies in the former that you get an A… I am both terribly confused and exceedingly intrigued by this.
Also, made some friends in class. Lost them immediately when they noticed that my book bag had googly eyes. Goddamn you, Larry.
Day 4
Shady guy followed me home, pulled out a knife and then stole my book bag. Said he'd never seen a googly-eyed bag before. Thought it might be worth something. I thought he was an idiot. I told him this. Now I am telling the doctor why I have eleven stab-wounds.
Day 5
Bedridden all day due to injuries. Larry brought me breakfast in bed: an omelet and some orange juice. I take it all back; Larry's a great guy. Choked on googly eyes in the omelet. Tried washing it down with the OJ. More googly eyes. Larry is awful and I wish a piano would fall on his head.
Day 6
Back to classes after my day of rest. Got new book bag. It's really nice. Some guy on the street thought so too. He told me this. He also told me that he wanted it and would take it by force. Wanted to say something smart again. My mass internal bleeding coupled with my profuse external bleeding helped to change my mind.
Day 7
Met cute girl at 7-11 today. Introduced myself with style and wit. She responded and introduced herself with profanities and pepper spray. I can finally see again. Where's my book bag?
College life is great.
Hello all!
This is Moses 2.0 (or Matthew Zimel, as society has dubbed me), descending from the Mountain to bring you funny photos, short stories, articles, and anything else I've created to help ease the pain of this awful, terrible thing that we're all stuck with, called 'life.' So, welcome aboard.
I hope you have as much fun as I do.
~Moses 2.0 (Matthew Zimel)


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I was hoping post 4 would be the end of our saga but the battle will continue for at least another day.
Monday morning came. Our 4th day with no potable water but at least now they had activated the bypass and we had running water throughout the village. Residents were urged not to consume the water or use it to wash dishes unless it had been adequately boiled.
Sandbagging occurred again on Monday. Despite the now higher low tides, the crew – made up of local men and women, were going to try the repair again around 9:30pm. One of the boys basketball teams came to help sandbag, as well as men and women of all ages. All the volunteers are locals. It's worth noting everything is happening because of local effort and labour. I found it really heartwarming to see the next generation of community leavers stepping up to the plate to help with labour, distribution of water and boil water notices.
Two of the pumps that were supposed to be put in use on Sunday night had been pulled for repairs. One had no suction and was useless at moving water from the area around the broken pipe. The other was seized. Our friend Wymon has experience in small engine repair and stepped in to help. He was able to get one up and running in time for Monday night's attempt.
Around 9:30pm, in conjunction with the low tide, the team assembled. Despite their renewed efforts and the assistance of an excavator (which broke down partway down the hill to the site) they were unable to accomplish repairs. The team has been plagued with complications. The home-brewed team of water treatment plant workers and volunteers deserve professional help – but with their heart and determination I can bet they will get it done on their own anyways, because that's how Ahousaht is.
In general, outside help rarely arrives quickly. We are often stormbound in the winter and must look to ourselves for the solution and support we need. The government has been sluggish to respond in any matter – But I am comforted by the fact that our MP Gord Johns has been in contact with Indigenous Affairs Minister, Carolyn Bennett, to urge her Federal support.
In our situation – if we did not have the outside support of nearby communities on Vancouver Island we would have been hard pressed to get this far. Without their financial and water donations we would have been in very dire straights. There are no stores in Ahousaht to buy water. Tofino Co-op would have quickly run out of supplies for us and it would have taken a very extreme mobilization effort to get our own vehicles to Port Alberni, Nanaimo or Victoria and back with bottled water.
In a Facebook post on Monday, I contemplated this same scenario but with an earthquake as the cause of our struggles:
"As we have all learned through this experience, we are very vulnerable in an emergency. If we had an earthquake that ruptured our water lines we would be in the same situation but unable to rely on as much outside help. I learned that I did not have enough drinking water on hand for an emergency but could have boiled/treated our rain barrel water if needed. I think it's really important for every house to have 3 days worth of water for each person in their home. Hopefully we can have more conversations after this on how each family can prepare for emergencies. so many thanks to all our workers who have done so much to help everyone at home! And thank you to all the donations to our community "
It is so important that we look at what we learn from this. We might not be able to rely on outside water donations the next time we are faced with this struggle.

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The Digital Provide: What Information Technology Can Do For the World's Poorest
Several high-tech leaders, including Bill Gates, question the value of information technology (IT) for developing countries, especially when compared to priorities like food, medicines and schools. In a sense, they are correct; anti-virus software is no substitute for vaccines. But Mr. Gates, also an eminent vaccine philanthropist, and his fellow doubters are selling their industry short by overlooking the many things IT


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5th - 10th July 2015
The College of Piping and Celtic Performing Arts of Canada, Summerside, Canada
A new piping and drumming school run in partnership between The National Piping Centre of Scotland and the College of Piping and Celtic Performing Arts of Canada
FinLAY MacDonald
John Mulhearn
Gus Sicard
James MacHattie
Kylie MacHattie
Chris Coleman
The National Piping Centre invites you to the 2015 P.E.I. Summerside Piping and Drumming School. We will have a daily program which will cover all aspects of performance including practice routines, technique, musical expression, tuning and ensemble playing. Students will be taught in a small group of similar ability for 3-4 hours per day with workshops, recitals and practice time built in.
All levels of players are welcome.
As well as daily lessons and tuition we have a range of other events on offer in the evenings:
Sunday: Student auditions followed by student and teacher reception at the College of Piping.
Students should arrive at the College of Piping for a 4pm start.
Monday: Teaching Programme commences.
Free night to relax, explore PEI, or of course practice!
Tuesday: PEI Lobster Supper.
Optional excursion to Fisherman's Wharf on the North Shore of PEI will be offered, with transportation to and from North Rustico. Students and families can register and pay for the meal on Sunday at the reception.
Wednesday: Celtic Idol.
A Celtic talent show open to the summer school students and local PEI talent as well. Performers will compete for prizes, and the commentary and judging will be provided by NPC and COP instructors. Creativity is encouraged!
Thursday: Instructor Recital.
You have been working all week, now you can sit back and relax in the theatre and listen to the instructors put on a show.
Friday: Conclusion of teaching programme and prize-giving.
Visit our
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* sunshine warming your shoulders
* memorable moments made with friends
* a warm cup of smooth coffee
* the way your body absent-mindedly dances to the beat of your favorite song
* the gentle caress of your beloved's hand
Oh a sweet juicy peach!!! I love your list of simple things. I too am celebrating in the beauty of simple... Have a beautiful day :) xoxoReplyDelete
Absolutely beautiful Mel....I LOVE those pretty dresses they are wearing too!
Beautiful words....
Have a lovely week-end! xoxo
Oh i so love this post! I met Christina a while ago and was immediately caught by her words. Her voice is so unique and special...Most often i feel deeply moved when i read her..she's a true ray of light..
Just like your lovely little crumb! And i read your list of beautiful things with a broad smile on my face...Oh yes, little simple things are definitely the very best we have!
Have a lovely week end, dearest friend!
Look at these two little cherubs! They are so precious. And those blue toes are perfect.
I love your list and it has inspired me to make my own list this morning. Happy weekend Mel. Thank you for your sweet comment.
Oh, Mel, this post is so so sweet. Look at those sweet little toes! These two little girls are so precious and I am sure watching them play and listening to them speak to one another makes your heart ring with joy every time they are together!
Have a great weekend!
Oh! Those girls! Pure bliss. They look like they are having a ball.ReplyDelete
Ok...I love those sweet sweet toes...they make me happy ...so does your sweet list..hugs for a happy weekend filled with all these JOYS!ReplyDelete
beautiful thoughts and photos!ReplyDelete
a beautiful listReplyDelete
Great post and delightful picture. Have a great weekend!ReplyDelete
what a beautiful, precious photo and wonderful words...ReplyDelete
oh,, I can't say if I like most the pictures, your writings or pure simply your view of life. have a wonderful weekend ;)ReplyDelete
Bonjour Mel,
Well said, it is the simple things that give us so much beauty and meaning. Such sweet photos. I'm with Mandy, I love to watch little kids talk together - adorable.
Bon week-end,
oh my, those two are just precious, and so sweet together, wonderul list.. I love it all! happy weekend~ReplyDelete
Ah sweet peaches and sand between the toes ... I love those too and so much else. Eagerly waiting for some rain to make its way here. I would probably add dancing in the rain to yor list :)ReplyDelete
That is one happy darling......both of them. Too fun watching the summer through little crumbs eyes. Gorgeous photo. XO and xoReplyDelete
lovely photos & lovely list...thank youReplyDelete
How cute!
Simple things are the best...barefoot all day!
I love it!
Hav a great weekend!
memorable moments made with friends,
so beautiful, this post.
one love
Your little crumb grows more beautiful all the time. What precious photos! Have a wonderful weekend. xxReplyDelete
Nothing more beautiful than a child's happiness and laughter!ReplyDelete
Both girls are adorable - and so cute together! They look like best friends.ReplyDelete
Dearest Mel~
I was going to say..are those little blue toes I see? You ARE an Amazing Writer!!! I feel every sentence and each word makes me smile and feel happy. Do you think wed. might work for us?
Ironic how such simple pleasures can be so easily forgotten-- what a lovely note to end after such a hectic week.
The peach....I've certainly had my fair share of juice on my chin this summer..:)
I certainly do agree that the simple things in life well, make life ... LIFE! xoReplyDelete
my grandmother used to call me, crumb, when i was little. what a sweet memory you brought my way.
thank you, my dear friend.
you are loved.
So very perfect. The sweet girls remind me how much I miss the belly laughs & giggles of little children. Beautiful weekend to you all Mel xReplyDelete
Oh these girls are just delightful! Hope you are having a gorgeous weekend! xReplyDelete
What a sweet post!
This was indeed a fabulous birthday party!
I've been trailing around behind everyone enjoying all the birthday posts. This photo is heartwrenchingly beautiful.ReplyDelete
I find it incredible that this blogging world is filled with folks who find such joy in the simple things. That is so absent in the every day!! Joy to you today and to your sweet crumb!ReplyDelete
How sweet ~ it's pure delight!
A beautiful post lovely..you always seem to remember and always cherish the most simple and precious things...my heart went flip flop for the blue toes...super cute xReplyDelete
I have SO much catching up to do here, and this is SOOOOOOOO cute!!!! oxReplyDelete


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Heaven and Hell Cake With Peanut Butter Ganache
Heaven and Hell Cake With Peanut Butter Ganache
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Chef's Note
"A post by Claire inspired me to go off in search of this recipe. I haven't tried it yet, but will do so immediately!"
READY IN:1hr 50mins
Ingredients Nutrition
Angel Food Cake
- 2⁄3 cup cake flour
- 1 cup powdered sugar
- 1 cup egg white (about seven or eight)
- 1 pinch salt
- 1 teaspoon cream of tartar
- 2⁄3 cup sugar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1⁄2 teaspoon almond extract
Devils Food Cake
- 1⁄2 cup cocoa powder
- 1 cup strong coffee
- 1⁄2 cup shortening
- 1 1⁄2 cups sugar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 2 eggs
- 1 1⁄2 cups cake flour
- 3⁄4 teaspoon salt
- 1⁄4 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
Peanut Butter Mousse
- 12 ounces cream cheese
- 1 3⁄4 cups powdered sugar
- 2 cups peanut butter, at room temperature
- 3⁄4 cup heavy cream
Ganache (Frosting)
- 2 lbs milk chocolate, chopped
- 2 cups cream
- ANGEL FOOD CAKE: Preheat oven to 375°F.
- Cut a circle of parchment paper or wax paper to fit the bottom of a 9" cake pan.
- Do not grease the pan or paper.
- Sift together the flour and powdered sugar and set aside.
- Place the egg whites in the bowl of a heavy duty mixer.
- Beat slowly while adding the salt and cream of tartar and continue beating for 1 minute or until soft peaks form.
- Increase speed to medium, add sugar into whites by tablespoons until all is incorporated, then beat about 1-1/2 minutes longer.
- When egg whites have stiff peaks, add vanilla and almond extract.
- Remove bowl from mixer and sprinkle half of the powdered sugar-flour mixture and fold in again, using a minimum number of strokes so the egg whites do not deflate.
- Gently spoon the mixture into the pan and bake for 40-50 minutes or until golden brown.
- Do not over bake or the cake will sink in the center.
- DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE: Preheat oven to 350°F.
- Oil and flour a round 9-inch cake pan.
- Sift the cocoa powder into the mixing bowl, then drizzle in the coffee while whisking to make a smooth paste.
- Set aside.
- (Might be more liquid than paste) Combine shortening, sugar, vanilla, and eggs and beat for 2 minutes on medium speed.
- In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, salt, baking powder and baking soda.
- Alternately add the cocoa-coffee mixture and the flour mixture to the sugar-egg mixture and continue beating until incorporated.
- Pour batter into prepared pan and bake for 30 minutes.
- Test for doneness.
- PEANUT BUTTER MOUSSE: In the bowl of an electric mixer, whip the cream cheese until light and creamy.
- Gradually beat in the powdered sugar, then the peanut butter.
- If mixture looks lumpy, add 2 tablespoons of heavy cream.
- Continue beating until thoroughly incorporated and fluffy.
- Transfer mixture to another bowl and set aside.
- Place heavy cream in the electric mixer bowl and whip until stiff.
- Carefully, but thoroughly, combine both mixtures; set aside.
- GANACHE (FROSTING): In a saucepan, bring the cream to a boil and stir in the chocolate.
- Remove from heat, cover pan and let the chocolate melt.
- Whisk to combine thoroughly then let cool to room temperature.
- ASSEMBLING HEAVEN AND HELL CAKE: When both cakes have cooled, carefully slice them in half horizontally with a long, serrated knife so that you now have four layers.
- Place one layer of the devil's food cake on a cake plate and spoon 1/3 of the peanut butter mousse on the top.
- Place a layer of the angel food on top of the mousse and spread with another 1/3 of the peanut butter.
- Continue layering until you have four layers of cake and three layers of mousse.
- Whisk the ganache and spread with a spatula over the top and sides to frost generously.
- Chill in the refrigerator for at least two hours before serving.
- Serve chilled; slice with a warm, wet knife.
- Recipe Tip: slice thinly!
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Unfortunately, Mr. Zigomanis was ill and unable to attend, but players Matt Mackenzie and Mark Pysyk visited the suite for photos and autographs! The Amerks Moose also stopped by to welcome CDS Monarch to the game!
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Many years of drum instruction with students who have learned best with alternative learner-centered approaches including: extreme patience, slow to fast repetition of patterns and exercises, focused breathing, as well as sight-reading, rhythm and ear training. Students with: Asperger's, Autism, Dyslexia and related states have benefited greatly.
Drum Set and Spanish InstructorJun 2004 - Present
I have been working with learners in both one-on-one and classroom/workshop settings for ten years. The majority of my teaching experience has been with youth aged 3-30, but I have also taught learners of all ages as well. My principal subject matter is drum set instruction, but I also teach flamenco cajón and Spanish language!+ Read More
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Hawking Trailer (2013)
Trailer for Hawking which will premiere at the 2013 SXSW Film Festival.
Hawking is the extraordinary story of the planet's most famous living scientist, told for the first time in his own words and by those closest to him. Made with unique access to Hawking's private life, this is an intimate and moving journey into Stephen's world, both past and present. An inspirational portrait of an iconic figure, Hawking relates his incredible personal journey from boyhood under-achiever, to PhD genius, to being diagnosed with Motor Neuron Disease and given just two years to live. Despite the constant threat of death, Hawking manages to make many remarkable scientific discoveries and rises to fame and super-stardom. "Hawking" - a remarkable man, and a remarkable movie.
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text: Race Race Report Open Day Race 1 Share Written By Mark Stringer Tags Race 2016-01-19 We hoped for glorious sunshine and no wind… we got pretty much no wind. Despite the rain and drizzle, two races of about 15 riders, and another group of 4 took to the line on Saturday for the first of the club open days at Eyreton Hall. In the A/B grade, a break of 3 riders went clear (Ollie Jones, Richard Lawson and Greg Manson) towards the end of the first lap. That break was dangerous enough for the main pack to give chase and soon it would be all back together. Back in the C grade, it was all together going round the first and second laps… although the pace was on from the start. In the final race to start, the 4 riders in the D/E/F Grades ground it out through the bad weather and at the end of lap one, one rider was already off on a banzai attack. Back in the A/B grade, attacks must have started flying, and second time around, a break of about 6 riders had made it away from the main bunch, which included Ollie Jones and Michael Vink. Twenty minutes later, Michael Vink had pushed on out of the break, coming home solo to take the win, followed by Ollie Jones and Andrew King. Next through were C/D grade Brent Cowie tried his hand a few times and in the last lap it was new racer Gareth Morris tried his luck and to break away with another rider (?) halfway through the last lap. Their gap was just a few seconds coming through the final corner and coming down the final straight, they got gobbled up by the chasing pack. In the final race, it was great to see new racer Roger Skerton throwing the dice and breaking free of his companions and making it all the way to the line. Nice one Roger! Thanks to everyone for coming out and racing! Ride safe! Gallery : See images from Race Day 1


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Hello friends! I have been away from writing and my blog too long. What a tough year. Just trying to let God's soft, still voice give me courage to let His words flow while I sit at my desk once more.
In the meantime, have you ever had a week you wish came with a big "Do Over" button? Yep. I'm there. But I realized something in the midst of regret, my tears, fears, and a troubled, even grieving heart...not for the first time in my life had I made choices based on the will of MY heart, not allowing God's word to light my path. To give me wisdom. To soften my heart. To consider. I can't change the events of this week and that make me weep. A crack has been formed where I want peace, unity, love and perfect bliss. But I can begin fresh. Thank you Jesus for a new day and a chance to start again.
In very happy, exciting news I've recently rolled out a brand new blog focusing on my writing. It is called Confessions From the Back Pew and can be found at http://michelleaxtonkelly.com/
Confessions From the Back Pew is still a work in progress and I intend to include more content and consistent writing in the upcoming weeks. I pray you will join me there in building a new, dynamic community!
In the meantime, I want to share an event called Her Hands. This was a desire God placed in my heart shortly before Mother's Day and I am grateful for it!
Honor her for all that her hands have done...
Proverbs 31:31
Have you caught the Pinterest bug? In honor of Mother's Day and in the spirit of Proverbs 31:31 we set out to make 28 gorgeous but easy-peasy Memorial Day & July 4th themed wreaths. These would go on the guest doors of our new Ronald McDonald House of Charlotte.
The house is just two years old and beautiful! It provides every comfort and a home-away-from-home for families so they can be together while their critically ill child is receiving treatment. The house provides this at little or no cost to the families.
For me this event offered the best way to soothe my heart while honoring my mother, Maureen Fowler. She passed away just a few short weeks after Mother's Day last year. I miss her incredibly. Life has changed so much since she left us. I am grateful she is in heaven but saying goodbye has been harder than I ever imagined.
Little Mo was God's Daughter and left a legacy of serving and loving others in Jesus' name, despite the physical limitations of her body, particularly her hands. Brian and I donated the supplies for the wreaths and several faith based sponsors around Charlotte stepped up to provide fabulous door prizes for the moms who donated their time to create these over the holiday weekend.
Thank you to our 2013 Her Hands Sponsors!!
31 Gifts (Amy Douglas)
Daphne's Bakery
Harmony Salon Blakeney
Home Style Galleries
Michael's Craft Store Stonecrest
New Life 91.9
Proverbs 31 Ministries & She Speaks Authors
Scentsy (Shanna Nelson)
I had super special delivery help!
The girls and I took a tour of the house. We talked about how helpful it is for families with sick children. This really hit home I think because we still pray daily for Lorelai, Troy and Lucas that we met in the children's hospital in January. Please continue to keep them in your prayers. Lorelai and Troy are in the midst of difficult treatment for leukemia. We pray we'll be able to get together with them for a playdate soon!
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Recently I've been looking into working with oil cloth and getting all my tips and tricks ready for the big day when I jump on the machine and start sewing up mine and my little girls matching rain slickers. I thought I would take the time to post some tricks regarding working with oil cloth as it can be tricky since the one side is laminated and will stick to your presser foot. So, here they are:
- Put a piece of tissue paper on the right side (laminated) of the fabric and it will allow the presser foot to glide
- Use a longer stitch to avoid to many holes
- Use a size 16 heavy weight needle (used for Denim)


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Sigma hit Nottingham after making the festival songs of the summer...
Free download: Notts local & Grime stalwart, Erra is first up on our mix series & it's a killer..
Line up announced for our stage at this years Mint Festival. Click through to find out..
Enei has dropped the video (which is pretty weird) for his new track - 'The Artefact'
Excited about this..click through to check the tracklist, release date & more
Roni Size is back with 'Take Kontrol' his first album for 10 years...
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The wonderful Zoo Project is returning to the UK once again in September and we're invited.


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No cut in welfare programmes despite note ban: CM
The earning of state government has gone down by 25 per cent due to demonetisation but despite that it did not curtail any pro-people project, Chief Minister Mamata Banerjee said on Friday.
She was addressing a gathering to celebrate Khadya Sathi Divas and Police Investiture Ceremony on Red Road on Friday afternoon.
"Demonetisation has affected Bengal's revenue badly which has fallen by 25 per cent. But despite that we are carrying on with the pro-people projects. We believe that more pro-people projects are required to give relief to people," the Chief Minister said.
Banerjee said because of the financial mismanagement of the erstwhile CPI(M) government, her government had to give Rs 40,000 to repay the loans.
"We have to repay money for their inefficiency and wrong doings. Had this money been saved, we could have done more good to people," she maintained.
Banerjee said many of the projects taken up by the state government like Khadya Sathi and Kanyasree had acclaimed world recognition.
Under Khadyasathi Project, over eight crore people had been given rice at Rs 2 per kg.
"Poor people have been immensely benefitted by the project and almost 90 per cent of economically challenged people have been benefitted by some project or the other taken up by the state government. We feel greatly satisfied for doing something for the poor and the needy.
She said a corpus of Rs 200 crore had been created to help poor and meritorious students to pursue higher education.
"Under the scheme SC and ST students can even go abroad for higher studies. We are giving school books and cycles to the students and want to provide best infrastructure to them so that they become best in the world. We will continue to help them through Kanyasree, Sikshashree and Sabuj Sathi," she maintained.
She appreciated Sukanyashree where girls have been training on self defence. "This project will have to be taken to the villages and should be clubbed with Kanyashree, she said.
She said because of various projects taken up by the state government, child mortality rate had gone down in the state.
The success in institutional delivery is a major achievement and nearly 90 per cent babies are born in hospitals and health centres. "This will provide safety to the mothers and newborns. There are still remote areas where delivery is done with the help of midwives. The state government is planning to make schemes to provide the facility of institutional delivery to them," she said.
The super specialty hospitals set up by the state government have immensely benefitted people. "In government hospitals, treatment is free and this does not happen anywhere in the country," she said.
Banerjee appreciated the ball control demonstrated by some youth at the parade. "They are our real talents and we should give them all facilities."
She handed over keys to the beneficiaries for their respective homes under Gitanjali scheme of Housing department Sabar mathar Upore Chad, through this initiative Housing Department has set up 2,51 lakh houses under the Gitanjali Scheme.


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The Department of Training and Placement organized an "On-Campus Drive" on 04.12.2016 for final year students of Mechanical and Automobile Engineering of our College. The final year students of polytechnic college of Mechanical and Automobile branch also attended the campus drive. Sharda Motor Industries Ltd, Chennai hosted the campus drive.
Sharda Motor is the market leader in manufacturing of Exhaust System, Catalytic Converter, Independent Front Suspension, Seat Frames, Seat Covers (Two Wheelers & Four Wheelers), Soft Top Canopies, and Pressed part – Room Air Conditioners body etc. Sharda Motor believes that their responsibility is to satisfy all their customers and those who use their products and services by meeting their needs promptly and accurately by maintaining the highest quality standards. They have equal opportunity for development, advancement and growth.
Dr. G. Ramesh (Principal) welcomed the HR team and the gathering. Prof.V.Jethose (Head – Training and Placements) delivered the key note address and Mr.G.Jayaprakash (Corporate Relationship Manager) explained the selection process.
The Recruiting member from Sharda Motor Industries Ltd, Chennai. The eminent person conducted the on Campus Drive at JCT College of Engineering and Technology. HR Manager presented the company profile and narrated about the job description.
55 students were scrutinized for attending this drive. After two levels on selection process 37 students got selected. Among these 37 students 7 Students from Engineering and 30 Students from polytechnic college were selected. HR Manager clearly explained about the Job nature, Working location and other Incentives to the selected candidates. The Principal and Management congratulated the selected candidates and thanked the recruitment team.


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Recently I put the following question to two persons both of whom are atheists:
"Can you name a single thing in nature that has the property of hardness but that is not hard itself?"
Reply from one person was this: "That does not make sense."
However the second person's reply was that it is sand. After getting this reply I wrote back to him again:
Easiest Way to prove that there is a God
We know that at the speed of light time totally stops. With this scanty material in our hand we can easily show that there is indeed a timeless and deathless entity in our universe.
For doing this we will have to philosophize a bit here, although we know very well that most of the scientists hate philosophy. But we are helpless. However, we promise that it will be as simple as possible.
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Just Can't Wait Until April 2017? See What The PLL Cast Have Been Up To!
We are totally counting down the days until April 18!
Ashley shared this Thanksgiving message for PLL fans.
Love you too, Ashley!
And Lucy shared all the things she is thankful for.
This year has been magic--it brought me travel, my dog Elvis, a new niece, great friends, the end of a show, new experiences. It also has been difficult and has taught me many lessons. I feel strong and happy. Thank you Lord for the abundance of blessings in my life. Wishing all of you an amazing Thanksgiving and time to reflect on what means most to you. 🍗🍗🍗 gobble gobble yall ...or 🌽🌽🌽 if you living that vegan lyfe
What a year it's been!
Troian enjoyed the wintry conditions in Toronto.
Let it snow!
While Tyler soaked up some sun.
And looked as effortlessly cool as ever.
Sasha gave us all table envy.
But she also gave us some tips for our Thanksgiving décor next year!
While Shay gave us all the #buttabenzo feels with this photo of her and Ashley.
Love these two 💕
Keegan had some wise words to share.
PLL is definitely one of the things we're thankful for every day!
And Janel guessed exactly how we spent our Thanksgiving.
So. Much. Pumpkin pie.
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I have never had a puppy who was less than five months old. This was not by design, life just happened to turn out that way, which is not unusual when a couple of your dogs have come from rescue, and your first dog was a year old when you were born. Not having had a really young puppy before, I was not altogether prepared for the intense amount of cuteness involved in a two month old. That soft little belly! The puppy breath! It was almost overwhelming.
We spent the whole drive home trying to come up with Armenian or other European names as a tribute to her country of origin, and settled on Anush (which can also be spelled Anoush, and is pronounced AH-noosh), which means "sweet", and seemed fitting as she was born on Valentine's Day. While she is sweet, if we'd had a few months to get to know her, we might have gone with Exuberant as that describes her very well.
*Looks up Armenian word for Exuberant....it's Hord...nope, that would not have been her name after all.*
Someone was not quite as happy about the puppy on her first day home.
|Lalalala I refuse to acknowledge the existence of any so-called puppy
|Nope, no puppy in this direction either.
The puppy, on the other hand, thought Stella was fantastic.
|Imma be just like you when I grow up!
|See! I'm doing it now!
After about 48 hours of either pretending the puppy didn't exist, or, if she did exist, that she was annoying, we finally saw:
Woot! Stella inviting Anush to play!
We were back to having dogs that got along, and who could exercise with each other twice a day. The nice thing about getting Anush so young was that the goats did not feel intimidated by the new dog, and let her know that she was to respect them. Being young during kidding season was also good for us because there's a bit less shaping that you need to do, and less trouble they can get in. We mainly tried to let her know that she didn't need to be around people ALL the time, and that when we say "Go On!", we mean that she needs to give us our space.
Anush is definitely quite different than her sister. Where Mini looked worried all the time, Anush is alert, but confident that should anything come up, she'll handle it, no worries mate! When greeting her at the gate, she will often get all four feet quite far off the ground, so excited is she to see you. When I would get upset with Mini, she would stay far away from me until I had calmed down, but Anush will still come to me with "I'm sorry!" written all over her face. Mini would hang out for a couple of minutes and then wander off to keep an eye on things. Anush wants to sit on my feet and slide over onto her back for a belly rub. I'm pretty sure she would crawl into my clothes if I let her, but still manages to keep her eye on everything. We know we've had mountain lions in the area and coyotes, and they appear to be uninterested in coming onto our farm. She doesn't bark as much to hear her own voice, which is really nice.
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Let me start by saying, if this run comes to a town near you, go out and do it! It is a women's only mud/fun run. Myself and my girlfriends all signed up as soon as we heard about the race. We spent Friday night decorating t-shirts, eating spaghetti, and watching a few movies (Pitch Perfect and Magic Mike). We were signed up for an early wave of the race so it was a fairly early night for all of us.
The check in process and bag check were a piece of cake. We were all amazed at how much more calm and organized an all women's event is compared to others.
After a quick group warm up we were off! The race was a 5k, weaving through the fields of a farm and along the Merrimack River. Some of the obstacles we hit were tires, wall climbing, several mud pits, and a massive blow up slide that (of course) ended in a pool of muddy water.
I'm glad we chose to do an early wave because the sun was hot beating down on us. Luckily we had the regular doses of muddy water to cool us off.
At the finish there were dozen of hoses to clean off at the end and a changing room for us to get out of our mud soaked clothes.
Overall it was a lot of fun and I would definitely recommend it to everyone!
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Player of the Year Brittany Lilley, Severna Park
An accomplished basketball player who has accepted a scholarship to play that sport at St. Francis (Pa.), Lilley led a talented group at Severna Park that handed state champion Broadneck its only loss of the year in the Anne Arundel County championship game. In that match, she recorded 24 digs, a career-high, and added eight kills.
"She knew we needed those digs to win that match," Falcons coach Jamie Leventry said of his three-year starter. "She's super-competitive, so she just assumed that role and got it done."
Lilley finished her senior year with 118 kills and 111 digs, proving that she could excel in the back row as well as the front. She also served at 88 percent while contributing 31 aces and was the undisputed leader of the Falcons (15-2), who lost only to Broadneck in the regular season and Leonardtown in the regional semifinals.
"She has a tremendous work ethic, and the other girls fed off the example she set," Leventry said. "It will be extremely hard to replace her next season."
Coach of the Year Romonzo Beans, Broadneck
Beans has led the Bruins to four state championships in his 10 seasons at the school, the latest coming this year when his team defeated Montgomery County's Wootton in five games. The Bruins went 21-1, their only loss coming to Severna Park in the county final.
Beans has compiled a 158-36 record and was named The Sun's All-Metro Coach of the Year this season and 2000.
Beans showed a remarkable ability to adjust on the fly. In the team's final practice of the year, All-Metro libero Bridgette Jordan broke her nose when she ran into a teammate. Although Jordan played with a facemask in the state semifinals the next day against Dulaney, she struggled. Beans used his bench and timely substitutions to help the Bruins defeat the Lions in five hard-fought games.
Beans led the Bruins to their eighth consecutive regional crown this year, a feat unmatched by any other active volleyball coach in the state.
PUBLIC SCHOOLS TEAM: Brittany Lilley, Severna Park, senior, hitter; Kerri Wood, Chesapeake, junior, hitter; Kourtney Salvarola, Broadneck, sophomore, hitter; Ker ry Anderson, Broadneck, senior, hitter; Alli Kamsch, Severna Park, junior, hitter; Christi Laite, Severna Park, sophomore, hitter; Elizabeth Bell, Severna Park, senior, setter; Bridgette Jordan, Broadneck, senior, libero.
COUNTY PLAYERS ON IAAM TEAM: A Conference: Andrea Catucci, Archbishop Spalding; Kelly Galligan, Archbishop Spalding; C Conference: Amy Crout, Annapolis Area Christian; Shannan Higgins, Annapolis Area Christian.
Note: Player and Coach of the Year were selected by Mike Frainie after consultation with The Sun staff and area coaches. The public schools and IAAM teams were selected through voting by coaches of the respective leagues.


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Why you should visit Chester Zoo in Winter
In early January 2016 I took my two four year olds to Chester Zoo in Winter, on a week day in term time. It transpires that Winter is the perfect time to go to Chester Zoo. I've recently changed my job and so I'm now getting two days a week at home (or probably two days to get out and about) with my two four year olds before they start school in September.
Chester Zoo is an incredible place mid week during term time and why if you have babies, toddlers or pre-schoolers you should visit and maybe even invest in an annual pass. I've written here about why you should visit on a Rainy Day and a lot of the reasons are similar, but with the added benefit of it being even quieter.
On arrival the staff on the entrance took time to chat to my two about what they wanted to see that day. They could do that because there was literally no-on else walking in at the same time as us. I don't think that has ever happened to me before (and we have been a lot!).
Whilst the main reason to visit is that it is very very quiet. There also seemed to be lots more staff about and obviously loads more places to take photos near their favourite things! The kids are usually queueing up to get near this elephant statute (go figure!).
This was elephant poo (lovely) and the girls got a good five minute talk from the volunteer about why, how, when, what the sweet corn was for in it….
When we got to the butterfly house, there was another staff member around and this time he was getting the stick insects out for people to look at. When I say people – I mean the three of us and one other man. It was incredible. I felt so spoilt and as though I was there on an invitation only day.
Incredibly it seemed like the animals like quieter days too as we saw all three Jaguars. The times we have wandered through the Jaguar house and seen nothing at all. That day this beautiful Jaguar seemed so happy and content to relax on his rock. The girls had to drag me away.
We spent 3 hours just wandering through an empty Chester Zoo soaking in all the sights at our own pace. I saw quite a few Mums with babies in prams and toddlers mooching about. They didn't have to worry about them running off as they could see them easily, there was no queues for the toilet and no problems with the kids getting prime position around the enclosures.
We had a great day and will definitely be getting good value out our annual passes over the next few months. I've worked out you only have to go 3 times to make it worthwhile and we will definitely go more than that.
NB: This is not a sponsored post, nor did we get free entry to Chester Zoo. We just love going. For another post on the A-Z of Chester Zoo click here.
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Great advice, I would enjoy the zoo much so much more with it being quiet. We had a similar experience in November at Paphos Zoo, now all the tourists have left it was virtually empty!
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Great advice, I'd have never have thought of it once but after visiting Paphos zoo last November once the tourists had gone home I'd agree!
I love your Chester Zoo posts Karen! It looks like such a good zoo and I will have to put it on my list of places to go. Emily would definitely be interested in the elephant poo!!
We absolutely love Chester Zoo but have never been in the winter months, always opting for the busy summer ones, we might have to give it a go and see if we can spot more animals than usual!
Looks like a great day out, except the elephant poo! We might even renew our passes this year and go while it's still quiet.
I remember visiting Chester Zoo when I was younger, as I grew up about an hour away – I'm not sure I've made it back since! But like you, I love visiting places while I can on weekdays when they're a bit cold and quiet and unloved, so we can have it almost to ourselves. I can't imagine having so few people at Chester Zoo, how fantastic! #countrykids
Great post! A friend was extolling the virtues of off peak Chester Zoo too, we really must take the boy, he's never been!
When we lived in Yorkshire we used to try and make the trek across to Chester Zoo and we would always go out of season. We find it is much nicer that way as you can really enjoy the zoo without the crowds!


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Ruin follows this hollow triumph, of course, as Happy's spree costs him his contract. But this is a comedy so we know he'll make good again. The chance comes when the circus returns to his hometown. The girl's brother, who does his flying in clown makeup, is hopelessly soused when Happy finds him in the tent. There's nothing to do but lay him out and don the costume and makeup himself. Happy is no aerialist but he is an acrobat, so against the odds he makes it through the trapeze act as his father feuds with a heckling Ward Bond in the stands. His dad can tell it's Happy up there because not even clown makeup can hide the breadth of Joe E. Brown's mouth, and that's how we can tell that Brown is doing at least some of the trapeze stunts himself. Actual flying is beyond him, I presume, and since Enright can't film close enough to the flying to see anyone's face in detail there's no point in sending Brown out there. But there's a bit where Happy swings back and forth from his perch, the gag being that each time he struggles to stay where he's landed but can't keep his balance, and in that scene it looks like Brown himself to me. Circus Clown is another reminder, alongside his baseball comedies, that Brown, best known even in his heyday for his mouth and his yelling, was probably second only to Buster Keaton as a slapstick athlete.
Speaking of Keaton, Brown and his handlers at Warner Bros. really show up Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer by knowing how to exploit the star's athleticism in a way Metro never really did with Buster. It's really the simplest thing: make his character an athlete, for goodness' sake! While M-G-M, and possibly Keaton himself, were too invested in the archetype of a bumbler who redeems himself, Brown's best comedies present him as a sort of idiot-savant, someone with indisputable physical skills marred by stupidity or some deeper character flaw. In Circus Clown, as opposed to the subtler baseball films, Brown's flaw is raw stupidity, or at best hopeless naivete, but it's exhilarating to see him on the trampoline, especially when you consider that he was about four years older, at age 43, than the deteriorating Keaton. Just to show off, he even plays the father on the trampoline, in full costume and old-man makeup, and remembers to show that he's not quite as spry as his son. If anything, Brown's way with his voice is often the most annoying thing about his films, as here when he tells a boy a bedtime story (it's Peter Pan, for what that's worth) in an insufferably high-pitched baby voice, or when he gets into a roaring competition with a lion. But when he lays off that stuff, Brown is arguably the best physical comic of Pre-Code cinema. Circus Clown was his last Pre-Code picture, the cross-dressing angle qualifying it easily for the Parade. His decline is coincidental with the advent of Code Enforcement, but can't really be blamed on it, since his comedy actually has little to do with the risque or raunchy. I haven't seen much of his later stuff so I can't really describe his decline, but I'll let you know what happened when I get a chance to see it. Until then, I recommend Joe E. Brown again as one of Hollywood's most underrated clowns.


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To Work Better, Work Less by Cody C. Dliestraty
posted in www.theatln.tc.com or The Atlantic in 2014.
I think the title sums up the point well enough - working too much decreases productivity. I've read similar articles before, but for some reason this one spoke to me as a writer. It reminded me to keep it real and enjoy not just work, but also life.
How then does this philosophy apply to writers? The same way it would any other profession.
As writers we do need to put ourselves down and just write, but sometimes we also need to sit back and take a break from our work. When we later come back to the piece, we are renewed and can look at the writing a little more objectively . . . well, in theory.
So dear followers find that balance - work, love, writing, play, etc. Put those interests in any order that works for you, but instead of juggling think about balancing.
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The theme was "ugly Christmas sweaters" which we didn't have, so we bought some Christmas sweater hats that are plentiful in the stores off base.
While at our last caroling stop for the night, it began to snow! Everyone went onto the balcony to see.
By the time we left to go home, it had already snowed a few inches. We saw a few cars stuck on the unplowed roads. Thank goodness we had a four-wheel-drive vehicle!
When we got home, we brought Dulce outside and walked around to look at the snow and the colorful Christmas lights.
This morning, the sun was shining and everything was white. It was a beautiful wintery scene. It doesn't snow like this often here so when it does, it can be appreciated even by snow-hating people like me :)
Dulce had a great time running through the snow!
She almost disappears in the snowy landscape ;)
It looks like we're going to have a white Christmas this year!
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Mac McClelland's account of how she's dealing with her post-traumatic stress disorder is powerful and important and warrants a close read. For me, some of the toughest things in it to read were on the larger professional context:
I realize now that I was undone. Journalists put themselves in threatening situations all the time, but they rarely talk about the emotional impact. It's not easy to complain about the difficulties of being around trauma when you've chosen to be around trauma for a living, and it certainly isn't cool. When CBS correspondent Lara Logan went public that she was raped in Egypt five months after I returned from Haiti, most people reacted with the appropriate amount of horror. Some, though, blamed the reporter for putting herself in a risky situation, and for being reckless enough to enter one when she's so hot. No wonder it's a rarity for correspondents to discuss their pain, and practically unheard of when it regards sexual harassment or assault. The handbook of the Committee to Protect Journalists didn't even mention it — until 20 days ago, when the organization published an "addendum on sexual aggression."
"Why don't I get some real problems?" I asked her. The shocking lack of sympathy I got from some industry people I talked to about my breakdown was only compounding my concerns that I didn't deserve to be this distraught. "Editors are going to think I'm a liability now. What kind of fucking pussy cries and pukes about getting almost hurt or having to watch bad things happen to other people?"
"Dude," she said. "Marines."
That the CPJ could just…not think to address that sexual assault is a form of harm journalists face in conflict zones or other dangerous situations says pretty much everything about the dominant assumptions about the kind of work women can do in journalism (and an odd myopia about the fact that men can get assaulted, too).
It also puts paid to the idea of journalistic objectivity — as did Greg Marinovich when I interviewed him earlier this year about working as a combat photographer. Maybe at some level, we can ask journalists to be detached, but for the big issues, we need folks who are able to draw conclusions about right and wrong from their reporting, and it's insane to expect that people won't be affected by the things they cover — we really need that, in fact. Journalism is a form of bearing witness, and part of supporting journalism is supporting people in going and seeing the things we can't and bringing back moral testimony.


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Marxist-Sociopathic DHS Is Gun Shy
I wonder why all that is. Is it because their last batch to stem the tide and flow of weapons and ammunition was a gastly failure? What I really wonder Is The Left Still "Proud To Be a Left-Wing Extremist"? One never knows. Ask the two people in New Orleans that got all beat up because they were members of the opposition - I know, they weren't wearing Palin pins and I never said they did you idiots. And, unless they WERE wearing Palin pins, the issue is a no-go to the sycophants of the Republican Party. It is always better to go after those that throw eggs at a busses and toss tomato juice at someone for a political affect but when two people get beat down because they were Republicans and certain people did not follow through to find all this out ... >> ?
How many left-wingers burn down buildings because the buildings pollute the whatevers but burning them down emits "good" smoke? What's up with that crap?
Are their Right Wing Extremeists? Sure. Just like there are Left Wing Extremists. Everyone knows that. Westboro "Church" follows all the markings of being Left Wing. Why? Because they hate the Troops. Their "preaching" does not match the Holy Scriptures either. Sounds all leftist to me.
A Right Wing Extremist is someone that believes and preaches upon the Constitution of the United States and that's why the Clansmen of The Obama hate them so much. Find me ONE of the Leftinistra that can actually quote from the USC and make it mean what they say it means. That would be a good trick. But you won't find any because the best they can do is bring up something unconstitutional like precedent law, whatever in the hell that is.
DHS. Gun Shy. Ain't that something?
The Snooper Report.
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Education has evolved to the point that in some parts of the world, the copying of notes is no longer required or is done by someone or something else other than the students. Many schools today require each of their students to have digital devices such as personal computers, tablets, or laptops. Many gadgets have replaced books, paper, and pens.
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More and more schools are now requiring their students to submit reports and other assignments online. Email accounts are being set up by teachers for this. Online folders such as Dropbox have become the depository of reports. And all of these have effective security measures of course.
In some cases, classes nowadays can be held in a virtual classroom. This is most useful in situations of extreme weather – provided there are no electrical outages. In line with this, websites are being developed for teachers to update lesson plans and schedules, to make sure that information on both the educators' and the students' ends will be current.
Many of the students' activities such as special programs, academic and sports competitions, study sessions, club and organization events, field trips, and the like are mostly coordinated online. There are several calendars for students to refer to regarding all these special occasions, as well as their regular school activities.
Schools nowadays have their own IT department to keep all these networks features up and running.
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Many of the things people see in today's schools were stuff that people dreamed of. Indeed, the classroom of the future can be found today.
Joseph Duzgun is the founder of Brighten Technologies. One of the company's key services lies in providing technology solutions for educational institutions. Learn more about the company here.


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Arsenal 4-0 victory over Swansea City on the 21st weekend matches Premier LeagueStadium in Liberty, Saturday (14/1/2017). These results make The Gunners climbed into the rankings of the three Torres
Arsenal collected 44 points from 21 matches, the results left five digits from Chelseawho is in the top position but recently underwent 20 matches. Meanwhile, Swanseawas in basic group by collecting 15 points.
Playing at home, try to take the cannon squad London finally attacks. Keep pressingArsenal finally opened the advantage on 37 minutes. Starting from Alexis Sanchez gastric feeds on the left, the ball disundul by Mesut Ozil.
The skin round the foot strikes the Defender The Swans directly struck by Olivier Giroud with a kick. Any ball slid Rapids went into the goal.
Lagging behind one goal, Swansea City attempting to retaliate. However, up to down, score 1-0 to Arsenal's advantage.
Entering the second half, The Gunners still appeared dominant. On 54 minutes, Arsenal managed to double the advantage thanks to its own goal of Jack Cork. Results of the ball kicks Alex Iwobi try cleared by by Cork. However, the ball bounced and thus enter into the goal itself.
On 67 minutes, turn Kyle Naughton who do own goal and again result Iwobi. Intending to stem the backlash results Iwobi ball, instead sending the Naughton round skin goes into its own goal.
Alexis Sanchez enlarge advantage Arsenal became 4-0 on 73 minutes. The ball of the right foot kick results Sanchez from inside the penalty box sped smoothly entered into the goalpost Swansea. Until the game is over, there is no additional goals.
The former Liverpool, Graeme Souness, assess Chelsea will not win the Premier League season 2016-2017, without Diego Costa. Because Costa is an important figure in the front line of The Blues.
Spain national team players that are in the peculiar situation, because hostile with the Manager Antonio Conte. According to the media in the United Kingdom, the problem it occur because Costa wants to leave after receiving an offer from the Club of origin China tantalizing.
Not only that, Antonio Conte also quipped fitness condition Diego Costa. The Manager of the origin of Italy was upset to former penggawa Atletico Madrid for not listening to the instructions.
As a result, Antonio Conte called write off Diego Costa of the matchday, when Chelsea meet Leicester City in King Power Stadium, Saturday (14/1/2017) local time.
"This is the last thing that Chelsea need. If Chelsea lose Costa suddenly, they're notgoing to win the Premier League this season, "said Souness.
"If it had to be persuaded, perhaps Costa had to survive until the end of the seasonin. It is the way that must be applied so that everyone can be happy, "said Souness.
Diego Costa was able to appear chic along Chelsea in 2016-2017. Bloody players Brazil was recorded has repackaged the 14 goals and five assists, from 19 matches in the Premier League.
The Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, Liverpool will not be daunted when on a trip to Old Trafford on match of the weekend Premier League, on Sunday (15/1/2017).
"I know Manchester United are a great team. Everyone knows it. Of course, it was a great match and everyone in the world will look at this game, "said Mourinho.
"In modern football, there is no game of intimidation. The Liverpool player is designed to play in a strong atmosphere. I don't think Old Trafford will have an impact onLiverpool, "he said.
Manchester United are in the best performance, after reaching a nine-victory streakin the entire pageant competition. Armed with statistics, The Red Devils more seeded picking three points cons Liverpool.
Moreover, MU would be the Magpies in public himself. According to Mourinho, skuatnya will get an extra shot of morale of the 12th player i.e. the supporters.
"In my opinion, a strong atmosphere of the supporters we would not be able to intimidate Liverpool. I think it's even going to have an impact on our players. Old Trafford will give our players an extra strength, "said Mourinho.
Manchester United is currently in the sixth while the Premier League standings with39 points. Wayne Rooney and his friends, coincidentally five digits from Liverpool who was in third place.


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Lesson 81: Bb Major Sevenths
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Are you trying to add GoDaddy Bookkeeping to your eBay apps but you don't see an applications tab in eBay? This is probably because you have an eBay buyer account and not an eBay seller account. In order to get your applications tab in eBay your account needs to be listed as a seller account. To do so please follow these steps:
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- Click on or Copy/Paste this URL into your browser: http://pages.ebay.com/sitemap.html
- This eBay site is organized into five sections: Buy, Sell, My eBay, Community and Help.
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Ruckus Wireless has announced the dates and locations of its multi-city Ruckus University On Tour (Ruck-U) New Zealand roadshow.
The one-day highly interactive Wi-Fi education program takes place in Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch during the first week of December.
And the best news is that it is free!
The jam packed program is ideal for CTOs, CIOs, IT managers, network managers, reseller principals or systems integrators looking to understand what is driving Wi-Fi adoption globally, learn more about new Wi-Fi technologies as well as the nuances of Wi-Fi deployment.
The Ruck-U roadshow features GT Hill coming from the USA to deliver the day's program. GT is a former wireless trainer for CWNP and Global Knowledge and is a Wi-Fi expert with an extensive understanding of supplier products and technologies.
Topics covered include: the fundamentals of 802.11 Wi-Fi, deploying for high user density, dealing with BYOD, and emerging standards such as 802.11u and 802.11ac.
Dates for Ruckus University On Tour in New Zealand:
4 December - Auckland
5 December - Wellington
7 December - Christchurch
Go to www.ruckuswireless.com/ruck-u for full location details, agenda and registration.
Renilda Saguil, Ruckus Wireless New Zealand Sales Manager, said, "Ruckus University presents a fabulous opportunity for anyone involved in today's connectivity challenges to hear about the what, how, why and where of Wi-Fi today.
"Delegates will not only enjoy a highly interactive day hearing about today's Wi-Fi momentum, milestones and adoption but will be mesmerised by GT who brings it all to life."
Due to space considerations, seating is restricted and registration is on a first come, first-served basis. To register, go to www.ruckuswireless.com/ruck-u.
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Ruckus also recently launched its new advanced Smart Wi-Fi products, technologies, professional services and training packages that address the growing challenges faced by service providers to support thousands of simultaneous Wi-Fi users within high-capacity venues and locations.
As more Wi-Fi-capable devices enter the market, the average number of clients in any given area of a network increases dramatically.
In the case of extremely dense venues - such as stadiums, arenas, airports or exhibition halls - these very dense populations introduce significant stress on the network and require specific design considerations such as the density and placement of Wi-Fi access points, the number of clients needing to connect, radio frequency (RF) noise and dealing with increased interference.


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India is ready for Apple. Is Apple ready for India?
When I saw a headline that said that Apple's iPhone5 did not have the "Wow!" factor, I was surprised. What more did they expect? N Madhavan writes.india Updated: Sep 17, 2012 00:33 IST
When I saw a headline that said that Apple's iPhone5 did not have the "Wow!" factor, I was surprised. What more did they expect? I think the markets agreed with me because Apple stocks rose 3% on after the world's coolest smartphone maker unveiled the latest in its range.
Apple makes bigger waves when it creates a new category of products, like it did with the iPod (digital music player), the iPhone (smartphone) and the iPad (tablet). These products changed the way we experienced things: iPod with the MP3 download, iPhone with its plethora of applications (apps) and iPad with its ability to make us experience e-reading and videos.
Within a category, it is extremely difficult to innovate on and on but iPhone, into its fifth release, has done that. The new smartphone is the thinnest in the world, has got a 4G broadband capability, a glass and aluminium top and a battery charger that is significantly more powerful than rivals, and a panorama-capable camera. Given that prices are falling and features are improving, the key point is that for a premium player, Apple can also garner volumes going forward. (from $200 or about Rs.11,000 looks extremely reasonable for the product they've created).
Apple is now in a sweet spot where it can command a premium with higher volumes because of increased affordability. This is just right for India.
Industry researcher iSuppli called the launch "strong" and it expects Apple's smartphone shipments in 2012 to be 149 million units, up 60 % from 93 million in 2011.
This is an amazing achievement in an industry in which high-end products can languish without volumes.
I think the gap between premium and cheaper players is narrowing and fence-sitters may prefer to put in those extra few dollars to buy themselves an Apple gizmo. With 700,000 apps as well, and an 'iCloud' system that helps you store and manage contacts and content on the Web, Apple is clearly in the lead.
Samsung and the Microsoft-Nokia alliance definitely have a huge challenge to match up, although they are doing. Two weeks ago, I wrote that Samsung can still score big in Asia. If only Apple dips into its huge cash chest to step up distribution efforts, Samsung would be in deep trouble here.
Can Tim Cook, whose company is active in China, now also look at India in a big way, spending some of his cash pile? It seems so, after the government opened up foreign direct investment (FDI) in retail last week. Look out for those Apple stores now.
First Published: Sep 16, 2012 22:40 IST