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P0597 Engine Trouble Code
Meaning of P0597 engine trouble code is a kind of powertrain trouble code and P0597 if your catalytic convertor fails completely, you eventually won't be able to keep the car running. Your gas mileage will also be terrible, so you should try and fix it as soon as you can. Unfortunately, the average replacement cost is around $2,140 and you can't do it yourself unless you're an experienced mechanic.
P0597 Fault Symptoms :
If one of these reasons for P0597 code is occuring now you should check P0597 repair processes.
Now don't ask yourself; What should you do with P0597 code ?
The solution is here :
P0597 Possible Solution:
The crankshaft sensor signals the fuel injection computer or the ignition control when the cylinders are firing. This causes the ignition coil to provide a spark and the injector to inject fuel into each cylinder at the right time.If either sensor isn't working correctly, the car will run rough and the engine will be less efficient. In later car models, the car's computer can usually keep the vehicle running, but the engine warning light on the dashboard goes on to warn the driver.
P0597 Code Meaning :
|OBD-II Diagnostic Powertrain (P) Trouble Code For Engine
|Intake Valve Control Solenoid Circuit Low
|Fuel Composition Sensor Circuit Malfunction
|Crankshaft Position Sensor A Circuit Malfunction
|Shift/Timing Solenoid Malfunction/ 3-2 Shift Solenoid Circuit Electrical
The catalytic converter has an oxygen sensor in front and behind it. When the vehicle is warm and running in closed loop mode, the upstream oxygen sensor waveform reading should fluctuate.
P0597 OBD-II Diagnostic Powertrain (P) Trouble Code DescriptionP0597 engine trouble code is about Shift/Timing Solenoid Malfunction/ 3-2 Shift Solenoid Circuit Electrical.
Main reason For P0597 CodeThe reason of P0597 OBD-II Engine Trouble Code is Fuel Composition Sensor Circuit Malfunction.
Parts or components should not be replaced with reference to only a P0597 DTC. The vehicle service manual should be consulted for more information on possible causes of the fault, along with required testing.


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Kindle Countdown deal
What's the best way to promote a kindle book? I'm still learning. So far I've been impressed by some email promotion deals, particularly bargainbooksy where Hero High has been successful every time it's advertised. When it comes to ads, I've tried facebook but remain to be convinced, It's nice to have 'likes' on your pages, but what are they really for? It doesn't seem to matter how much you spend on advertising or asking for clicks to another page – what you get are 'likes' and I'm still not sure that's what I really want. I've also been surprised by amazon advertising. I've run several ads for Hero High on amazon, not one has so far netted a sale.
So here I am trying something different – a kindle countdown deal. If you've never tried kindle countdown it's available to those who agree to make their book exclusive to amazon and it works like this – if your book is priced at, say 4.99, the price is reduced to 99c and then increases at regular intervals until it returns to the original price. You can run a countdown deal over just a few days or longer, so I'm trying the short approach. Today only, you'll find Hero High: Figure In The Flames available for 99c on Amazon, tomorrow the price will go up to 1.99, the day after to 2.99 and the day after that it goes back up to 3.99 where it was before.
Personally, I think it's great value at 359 pages it almost twice the length of many others in the same genre, so if you haven't had the chance to check out Hero High yet, you can get it today for 99c. And when you have, you can 'like' my Facebook page!

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Thai media has said that ten prime hotels in Hua Hin have connived with local officials to operate with fake licences.
Hua Hin district chief Rutpratheep Thamrapheephat confirmed the news at the weekend though the hotels were not named by Newtv.
They said that the provincial governor was concerned that local officials had connived in the issuing of the licences.
Official Somporn Patchimpetch, the head of an investigating committee, said that the hotels would be ordered shut from Tuesday.
If they continued to operate in violation of the order then arrests would follow.
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text: | Reprints August 1, 2008 by Terence E. Johnson, MD, George A. Luiken, MD, Michael M. Quigley, MD, Mingxu Xu, MD, and Robert M. Hoffman, PhD Abstract Medullary carcinoma of the thyroid requires aggressive treatment because of its potential to metastasize and because of the current limitations of preoperative localization and systemic therapy. If these tumors could be made to fluoresce in vivo with tagged fluorophore antibodies against tumor antigens, surgeons would be able obtain additional information in the operating room to facilitate a more complete resection. Based on the success of our previous work in breast and colon cancer models, we conducted an animal study of in vivo tumor fluorescence of a human medullary thyroid cell line in which bright tumor fluorescence is visible during dissection. To accomplish this, we used an inexpensive and commercially available handheld, blue (470 nm), light-emitting diode flashlight and filtered goggles (520 nm). This procedure, which we call the fluorescent antibody-assisted surgical technique (FAAST), is easy to perform, requires no complex or expensive technical equipment, and has the potential to be applied to a wide variety of tumors. To the best of our knowledge, this is the first experiment of its kind to be reported in the literature. ENT Journal provides full text articles to our registered members. Please log in or sign up for a FREE membership to view the full content: REGISTER AS A MEMBER If you are already registered, SIGN IN You may also like to: Sign Up For The Free eNewsletter Printer-friendly version


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May 11, 2011 21:55 ET
VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA--(Marketwire - May 11, 2011) - Mr. Ian Rozier, President and CEO of Eastern Platinum Limited ("Eastplats" or the "Company") (TSX:ELR)(AIM:ELR)(JSE:EPS) wishes to clarify various reports with respect to recent events at the Crocodile River Mine ("CRM") during the period of wage negotiations that coincide with national elections.
Further to ongoing wage negotiations at CRM, a meeting was held on Thursday 5th May at CRM by the members of the National Union of Mineworkers ("NUM") during which the Company's most recent revised wage offer was communicated to its members. This revised offer was rejected by NUM members.
On Friday 6th May, mine vehicles were driven by employees through the security gate to the Zandfontein Mine causing damage to mine property. Employees then embarked on unprotected industrial action. Mine services at both Zandfontein and Maroelabult underground mines were also damaged, and for safety reasons, the management at CRM instructed the mines to be vacated. Approximately 180 workers then proceeded to unlawfully occupy the mines. Mine management advised employees to cease this illegal action, and simultaneously, a court interdict against NUM and its members was granted that instructed NUM and the employees involved to cease the action and vacate the mine. The workers involved made several demands to management, as well as threats of damage to mine property and underground infrastructure if management did not comply with these demands. To safely resolve this situation, to prevent it from escalating, and to safeguard the overall integrity of mine installations, management had numerous meetings with NUM and instructed them to ensure that their members vacated the mine and ceased their unprotected strike action. An offer was made by mine management to resolve the situation but this was rejected by NUM and/or the employees involved who refused to vacate the mine and made yet further demands of management that were rejected. As these workers refused to vacate the mine, the offer made by management was then withdrawn.
Following the failure to resolve this illegal action by some of their members, NUM invited the Congress of South African Trade Union ("Cosatu") to assist in negotiations with the instigators of the illegal industrial action. Certain statements were made by the Cosatu and NUM representatives to their members in order to encourage them to vacate the mine. There was no agreement in place between CRM and NUM/Cosatu at this time. The workers involved in the illegal action subsequently vacated the mine.
On Saturday 7th May, after the mine had been vacated, management temporarily suspended operations at CRM pending the results of a safety inspection of the shafts to inspect damage to mine infrastructure. The full extent of this damage was subsequently found to have involved the sabotage of underground electrical and pumping equipment that resulted in flooding, as well as damage to the ventilation system. This was regarded as a serious threat to mine safety, and in line with protocols as set out internally and by the Department of Mineral Resources ("DMR"), further safety audits were made to assess damage and to begin conducting repairs to ensure the safety standards continue to be met. Employees were informed through their unions that CRM intended to suspend mining operations in order to make the mine safe for employees. NUM was informed that all employees involved in the illegal occupation and other unlawful acts were suspended pending a full investigation.
To clarify certain allegations made by Cosatu, none of the NUM members involved in the illegal action have been dismissed at this time and the Company is conducting a full investigation of events, including statements made by some workers that were forcibly prevented from vacating the mine. Furthermore, no workers have been "locked out" as stated by Cosatu. The mine progressively resumed operations once safety concerns had been addressed and the mine concentrator continues to operate. However, there has been further unprotected industrial action, including an unlawful blockade at the mine entrance to intimidate and prevent non-striking employees from going to work. If this situation continues, then the Company intends to deal with all workers who do not report for work from the commencement of the morning shift on Thursday 12th May 2011 in accordance with the legal procedure available to CRM.
The Company wishes to state categorically that it has at all times acted in good faith and within the protocols as set out in the application for safety protocols and labour relations legislation, and conducts all its actions in accordance within the legal framework governing such actions.
Eastplats and the management at CRM are deeply offended by the accusations made by Cosatu that CRM exploits its workers, has a racist attitude towards its workers, participates in "modern day slavery and human trafficking", and discriminates against females with respect to maternity leave, or at all. Eastplats is proud of its safety record at the mine (currently standing at over 3 million fatality free shifts), the working conditions at CRM, the conditions of employment for all its employees, including training programs, housing arrangements and benefits, and its proactive social and labour plan. At all times, the Company has acted in the best interests of safety and is confident that it has the support of the DMR for its actions undertaken to ensure a safe working environment for all employees at the mine.
"We regret these illegal actions by a very small minority of our employees at CRM and hope for a speedy resolution to this issue," stated Ian Rozier.
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
+35 in -28
We stepped into a spicy oasis and put flavors to our tastebuds that had never been there before. Toxic rhythms filled the air and gorgeous paintings kept us company. I was particularly enamoured with the constellation lovers that hovered across the room from us. That trio of martini glasses was filled with brightly flavored seafood concoctions. We kept taking turns at imitating tv foodies who describe what they're tasting while their mouths are full. Obnoxious romantic fun.
No homemade cake for sweetie. No complaints or flour on my nose either. A charming scoop of homemade rasberry and rustic praline ice cream waiting to jump in that pool of bittersweet chocolate sauce was a more than suitable replacement.
So with warm bellies and heavy eyelids we stepped from those Oaxacan floors to a glistening winter night in my birthplace. And before you think it was purely a luxurious spree of fun, there was a bit of daytime business involved. It just happened to be good timing with Jeff's birthday.
And the business also just happened to involve a collection of some of my favorite people. Are we so mysterious!? We don't mean to be. But don't you like our self portrait in purses? We made some new friends too. Suffice it to say the sewing world is an evergrowing and diverse place. Manufacturers are paying attention to the excitement out there (including all you bloggers) and want to move along with it. And we want to help them.
You can mix business and pleasure.
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#Loveeee ❤ strikes once..and if you let it go for any reason..you need to wait for a very long time for it to come back..or it may never return too…😢
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Salt Lake City is No. 1 in the world in Jell-O consumption. Says Jay Leno, "But LA is still No. 1 if you include recreational use. You know -- naked wrestling, Jell-O shots."
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MBA Students Set New Standards in Giving Back
Social Action Club collects over €23,000 just before Christmas
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The Solidarity Club of the MBA program has raised €23,000 for several charitable projects / Photo: iStock
"Birth is a lottery: you don't choose where you're born, nor do you choose your circumstances. I have been fortunate to have opportunities in life. And as an IESE MBA student, it's my duty to help society in some way."
These are the words of Ali Hassan, a second-year MBA student from the U.S., and an active member of the IESE Social Action Club.
And they're more than just words.
In a little over a month, the MBA program's Social Action Club has raised more than €23,000 for solidarity organizations like ASPASIM, Mary's Meals and the Daydream Foundation, which provide funds for various social causes.
"Life is a gift that you receive without having done anything to deserve it," says Juan Jacobo Sarrado, a fellow MBA and member of the Social Action Club.
"Every moment in life is an opportunity to do things the right way or the wrong way. So why not do good for those who have not had the same opportunities as you?"
IESE MBAs have taken this sentiment very much to heart and between the end of September and November they have undertaken a number of social activities to raise funds.
Cake baking may not feature on the MBA curriculum, but students baked up a storm earlier this year. "Giving back cakes" were the fundraising vehicle for ASPASIM, a nonprofit entity focused on caring for persons with intellectual disabilities.
Jointly organized with IESE Football Club, this year's charity tournament in October brought together more than 70 participants, including students from the MBA and Executive MBA (EMBA) programs, faculty and staff from the school. In total, the event raised almost €1,000, also for ASPASIM.
IESE's "Movember" team was third-ranked nationally, raising over €8,000 for the Movember Foundation's annual campaign. The aim is to raise awareness and funds for the fight against the cancers most common among men.
A jersey signed by Leo Messi and a paintball game between students and professors were the two "items" that brought in the most, with bids of €1,700 and €3,600, respectively.
The funds raised in this charity auction went to:
Organized by MBA and EMBA students, in collaboration with the African Business Club and Run Bike Swim Club, this 5 km run raised almost €3,500 for Mary's Meals Social Volunteering
The Social Action Club does more than just raise funds for causes. It also engages in social volunteering.
More than 25 MBAs took 35 children from the Daydream Foundation to Barcelona's emblematic amusement park, Tibidabo.
The experience was significant for second-year student, Andrea Briones: "By the end of the day language barriers had disappeared and each child was beaming."
"It's nice to see how after spending just a few hours with children from families with issues, the time that you devote to them has such an impact on them."
Students also volunteer at local organizations such as Braval and Terral, which run socio-educational support programs for young people, women and immigrants and promote social integration and cohesion.
Juan Jacobo Sarrado opted to take his MBA at IESE, in part, because of the school's commitment to "developing responsible managers who will make a positive impact on their surroundings."
Leadership with integrity was also key to Ali Hassan, who places high value on IESE activity in the field of social engagement.
"I hope to keep social engagement a real part of my professional life," he says. "Giving back should be a constant thing. It's a way of life."


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Fishing and Cooking 1-450 (Horde and Alliance)
Fishing and Cooking 1 - 450
(Horde + Alliance)
This guide is designed to level Fishing and Cooking together. I recommend being a high level character (at least 70) when using this guide, but you can use it in stages as you level up. Overall, Cooking will level faster than Fishing, so after 225 we will concentrate on Cooking. Fishing will still level up, but you will catch some junk if you're not high enough level. You can also level Fishing by working on the Fishing Achievements. You can find links to the Fishing and Cooking Achievements at the end of the Trainers list.
I'm going to include both Horde and Alliance since they can follow the same paths, with just a few detours.
Horde Trainers, Vendors and locations will be in RED, Alliance will be in BLUE and Neutral will be in this COLOR. I'm going to use the starting areas I think are the best, but you can start in any of them if you have a preference (all trainers are listed at the end).
Always cook every fish you catch (even when they are gray), it's not much but cooked fish sell to Vendors for more than raw fish do. Always start at the bottom of your recipe list, you can make full use of your fish this way.
Table of Contents
- Getting Started
- Gone Fishin'
- 1 - 75
- 75 - 150
- 150 - 225
- 225 - 300
- 300 - 375
- 375 - 450
- Dalaran Cooking Dailies
- Fishing Trainers
- Cooking Trainers
Getting Started
Get the Fishing Buddy addon, it will auto-cast, auto-lure, automatically turn on the Find Fish tracking option (when you get it), and it has a counter that will tell you how many fish you need to get to your next skill point (this makes you not go crazy). It also does a lot of other stuff, but those are the important things for leveling. GatherMate is another good addon to have.
Ask an Engineer to make you 30 Aquadynamic Fish Attractors. Mats: 20 Bronze Bars, 10 Nightcrawlers, 10 Coarse Blasting Powder (or 10 Coarse Stone so they can make the powder). Have more made if you run out.
Gone Fishin'
Horde go train at Thunder Bluff: Kah Mistrunner (Fishing), Aska Mistrunner (Cooking).
Buy all the recipes from Sewa Mistrunner (Fishing Supplies), Naal Mistrunner (Cooking Supplies).
Alliance go train at Stormwind: Arnold Leland (Fishing), Stephen Ryback (Cooking).
Buy all the recipes from Catherine Leland (Fishing Supplies), Erika Tate (Cooking Supplies).
Buy a Fishing Pole and a stack of Shiny Baubles (you can't use the good lures until Fishing 100).
Now head to Bloodhooof Village in Mulgore or Goldshire in Elwynn Forest.
Alliance buy Recipe:Longjaw Mud Snapper from Tharynn Bouden (Trade Supplies). Horde will already have this recipe.
Go to Stonebull Lake or Crystal Lake, equip your pole, apply a lure, and start Fishing.
Until Fishing 125 you will get a skill point with almost every catch, after 125 it will take you 2 or more catches to skill up.
1 - 75
Fish until you reach 75. Find your Fishing Trainer in the area (Uthan Stillwater or Lee Brown) and train.
Learn Recipe:Brilliant Smallfish and cook all you can. If you haven't reached Cooking 50, fish for more.
At Cooking 50, learn Recipe:Longjaw Mud Snapper and cook all of them.
You're probably not at Cooking 75 yet, but we're going to move because there is a higher catch rate for Raw Longjaw Mud Snappers in these other locations.
Go to Thunder Bluff, train Cooking, and fish from the small pond on the lower rise or Stormwind, train Cooking and fish from the canals.
Cook all of your fish and make sure you have Cooking 75. Time to head to Hillsbrad Foothills.
75 - 150
Head to Tarren Mill or Southshore and go over to the river. Fish in the Sagefish schools. Occasionally you will fish up a trunk, open it and hope you get a Weather-Beaten Journal which will teach you the Find Fish ability.
When you reach Fishing 150, cook until Cooking 150, then visit your trainers.
Horde go to Undercity: Armand Cromwell (Fishing Trainer), Eunice Burch (Cooking Trainer).
Alliance go to Ironforge: Grimnur Stonebrand (Fishing Trainer), Daryl Riknussun (Cooking Trainer).
Cook the rest of your fish.
Be sure to get all the recipes from your Cooking and Fishing Suppliers. They are near the Trainers.
If your Cooking is not 175 yet, go back to Hillsbrad Foothills until it is.
If you don't have the Weather-Beaten Journal, don't worry you can still get it at the next stop.
150 - 225
Head to Altreac Mountains, to Lordmere Lake near the Dalaran Crater. Fish from the Greater Sagefish schools all along the shore. If you didn't get the Weather-Beaten Journal, fish in the Waterlogged Wreckage pools until you get it. Don't leave here without it!!
Get Fishing and Cooking to 225. This will allow you to get Nat's Lucky Fishing Pole (this is the best pole in the game until you get lucky on a Fishing Daily in Dalaran, get exalted with the Kalu'ak or win the Fishing Contest in Stranglethorn Vale). Click for more info on fishing poles.
Go Train in Undercity or Ironforge.
225 - 300
Get the Aquadynamic Fish Attractors from your bank (you need them now).
Now you have to do some traveling.
Go to Dustwallow Marsh and find Nat Pagle (58,60). Pick up Nat Pagle, Angler Extreme.
Fly to Gadgetzan, run to Steamwheedle Port and buy all the recipes from Gikkix.
Back to Gadgetzan, fly to Camp Mojache or Feathermoon Stronghold in Feralas and buy all the recipes from Sheendra Tallgrass or Vivianna.
Go to Verdantis River, Feralas (62,52) for Feralas Ahi
Next head to Sar'theris Strand, Desolace (25,77) for Sar'theris Striker
Get to Booty Bay however you want and find Kelsey Yance in the Old Port Authority building. Buy all of his recipes.
Go to Savage Coast, Stranglethorn Vale (33,32) for Savage Coast Blue Sailfin
Go to Misty Reed Strand, Swamp of Sorrows (90,73) for Misty Reed Mahi Mahi
Go to Dustwallow Marsh and see Nat Pagle (58,60) again. Turn in Nat Pagle, Angler Extreme and get Nat's Lucky Fishing Pole. Click for more info on fishing poles.
At this point we're going to concentrate on Cooking since you can fish anywhere and still level. Fishing for 10-20 minutes (1-2 lures) at each location should get your cooking where it needs to be.
Go to Azshara.
Start near the shore (I like (50,50) on the ruins jutting into the water). Cook to at least 250.
Move out to The Bay of Storms (on the island with Scalebeard's Cave (54,50) is a good spot).
Cook to 300 (You will need Refreshing Spring Water to cook the lobsters, so save them until you get to a vendor). If you want to stay here until Fishing 275, feel free.
300 - 375
Don't forget to get Refreshing Spring Water.
Time for Outland.
Head for Thrallmar or Honor Hold and train Cooking from Baxter or Gaston. Cook the rest of the fish from Azshara.
Horde get all the recipes from Rungor (Stonebreaker Hold, Terokkar Forest), Nula the Butcher (Garadar, Nagrand), Gambarinka (Zabra'jin, Zangermarsh), and Zurai (Swamprat Post, Zangarmarsh).
Alliance get recipes from Innkeeper Biribi (Allgerean Stronghold, Terokkar Forest), Uriku (Telaar, Nagrand), and Doba (Orebor Harborage, Zangarmarsh). You need to be at least Neutral with the Kurenai to talk to the last 2 NPCs.
Now Head to Cenarion Refuge, Zangarmarsh and buy all the recipes from Juno Dufrain. If your Fishing is 275, train it too.
Start in Umbrafen Lake (I like the island around (73,63)). After about 10 minutes (1 lure) here you can start working on your Fishing Achievements starting with Outland Angler.
Outland Angler locations:
Zangarmarsh: Brackish Mixed School, Sporefish School
Nagrand: Bluefish School, Mudfish School
Terokkar Forest: Brackish Mixed School, Highland Mixed School, School of Darter
Kylene (World's End Tavern, Shattrath) has 3 recipes, but you have to train them. Stewed Trout is skill 320, Fisherman's Feast and Hot Buttered Trout are 350.
Cook to at least 350.
375 - 450
Here are the Cooking Trainers in Northrend. Get all the recipes.
Rollick MacKreel (Valiance Keep, Borean Tundra)
Brom Brewbaster (Valgarde, Howling Fjord)
Katherine Lee (A Hero's Welcome, Dalaran)
Orn Tenderhoof (Warsong Hold, Borean Tundra)
Thomas Kolichio (Vengeance Landing, Howling Fjord)
Awilo Lon'gomba (Sunreaver's Sanctuary, Dalaran)
Make sure you do the quest Northern Cooking (there are 2 versions for each Faction), you will need the reward later for one of the Cooking Dailies. You can't get this quest in Dalaran!!
The recipes, requiring fish, that will get you from 350 - 400 are:
Baked Manta Ray
Grilled Sculpin
Pickled Fangtooth
Poached Nettlefish
Smoked Salmon
After 400 you will need to do the Dalaran Cooking Dailies (listed below) to get new recipes and Northern Spices. You can get the dailies at Cooking 350, but the recipes require Cooking 400 to learn. Pick the one(s) you like and cook them to 450.
Here are the Fishing Trainers in Northrend.
Old Man Robert (Valiance Keep, Borean Tundra)
Byron Welwick (Valgarde, Howling Fjord)
Fishy Ser'ji (Warsong Hold, Borean Tundra)
Angelina Soren (Vengeance Landing, Howling Fjord)
Marcia Chase (The Eventide, Dalaran)
In between catching fish to level Cooking, you can work on your Fishing Achievements to get some cool rewards and the "Salty" title. Catch stuff until you're 450.
Dalaran Cooking Dailies
Cheese for Glowergold:
Get 6 Half Full Dalaran Wine Glasses and Aged Dalaran Limburger. The wine glasses are found in your faction's Inn, in the Legerdemain Lounge, and One More Glass, the wine & cheese shop, where you will also loot the cheese. Right click the Empty Cheese Serving Platter to create the cheese platter for Ranid Glowergold at Legendary Leathers.
Convention at the Legerdemain:
Bring 4 Northern Stew (requires 4 Chilled Meat) and a Jug of Wine (looted in Dalaran's wine & cheese shop, One More Glass) to Arille Azuregaze at the Legerdemain Lounge in Dalaran. You must have completed the quest Northern Cooking (there are 2 versions for each faction) offered by a Grand Master Cooking Trainer (not the ones in Dalaran) in order to have the recipe required to complete this quest.
Infused Mushroom Meatloaf:
Get 4 Infused Mushrooms and 2 Chilled Meat, cook them in the Meatloaf Pan to make Infused Mushroom Meatloaf for Orton Bennet at Curiosities & Moore. The mushrooms are in Dalaran's Underbelly as lootable objects. Herbalists can track the mushrooms.
Mustard Dogs!:
Get 4 Wild Mustard and 4 Rhino Dogs (requires 4 Rhino Meat). Right click on the Empty Picnic Basket to make a Mustard Dog Basket to bring to Archmage Pentarus at Krasus' Landing. The Rhino Meat can be found on any rhino in Northrend and the Wild Mustard is a lootable plant found in grassy areas of Dalaran. Herbalists can track the mustard. This quest awards two Dalaran Cooking Awards instead of one!
Sewer Stew:
Get 4 Crystalsong Carrots and 4 Chilled Meat,cook them in the Stew Cookpot and bring it to Ajay Green behind the counter of Cantrips and Crows in Dalaran's Underbelly. The Crystalsong Carrots can be found around the river in Crystalsong Forest and can be difficult to see, even with the sparkles. Herbalists can track the carrots.
Fishing Trainers
Apprentice, Journeyman, Expert, Artisan:
Androl Oakhand Rut'theran Village, Teldrassil
Astaia Tradesmen's Terrace, Darnassus
Lee Brown Crystal Lake, Elwynn Forest
Arnold Leland The Canals, Stormwind
Paxton Ganter Iceflow Lake, Dun Morogh
Grimnur Stonebrand The Forlorn Cavern, Ironforge
Diktynna Ammen Ford, Azuremyst Isle
Erett The Crystal Hall, The Exodar
Gubber Blump Auberdine, Darkshore
Warg Deepwater The Loch, Loch Modan
Matthew Hooper Lakeshire, Redridge Mountains
Harold Riggs Menethil Harbor, Wetlands
Donald Rabonne Southshore, Hillsbrad Foothills
Brannock Feathermoon Stronghold, Feralas
Clyde Kellen Brightwater Lake, Tirisfal Glades
Armand Cromwell The Magic Quarter, Undercity
Uthan Stillwater Stonebull Lake, Mulgore
Kah Mistrunner High Rise, Thunder Bluff
Lau'Tiki Darkspear Strand, Durotar
Lumak Valley of Honor, Orgrimmar
Drathen Walk of Elders, Silvermoon
Kil'Hiwana Zoram'gar Outpost, Ashenvale
Lui'Mala Shadowprey Village, Desolace
Katoom the Angler Revantusk Village, The Hinterlands
Zurjaya Zabra'jin, Zangarmarsh
Myizz Luckycatch Booty Bay, Stranglethorn Vale
Juno Dufrain Cenarion Refuge, Zangarmarsh
Grand Master:
Old Man Robert Valiance Keep, Borean Tundra
Byron Welwick Valgarde, Howling Fjord
Fishy Ser'ji Warsong Hold, Borean Tundra
Angelina Soren Vengeance Landing, Howling Fjord
Marcia Chase The Eventide, Dalaran
All Fishing Poles can be found here
A list of Fishing Achievements can be found here.
Cooking Trainers
Apprentice, Journeyman, Expert, Artisan:
Zarrin Dolanaar, Teldrassil
Alegorn Craftsmen's Terrace, Darnassus
Tomas Goldshire, Elwynn Forest
Stephen Ryback Old Town, Stormwind
Gremlock Pilsnor Kharanos, Dun Morogh
Cook Ghilm Gol'Bolar Quarry, Dun Morogh
Daryl Riknussun The Great Forge, Ironforge
"Cookie" McWeaksauce Odesyus' Landing, Azuremyst Isle
Mumman Seat of the Naaru, The Exodar
Crystal Boughman Lakeshire, Redridge Mountains
Celie Steelwing Wildhammer Stronghold, Shadowmoon Valley
Eunice Burch The Trade Quarter, Undercity
Pyall Silentstride Bloodhoof Village, Mulgore
Aska Mistrunner High Rise, Thunder Bluff
Zamja The Drag, Orgrimmar
Quarelestra Falconwing Square, Eversong Woods
Sylann Wayfarer's Rest Inn, Silvermoon
Master Chef Mouldier Tranquillien, Ghostlands
Duhng The Crossroads, The Barrens
Slagg Hammerfall, Arathi Highlands
Mudduk Grom'gol Base Camp, Stranglethorn Vale
Gaston Honor Hold, Hellfire Peninsula
Baxter Thrallmar, Hellfire Peninsula
Grand Master:
Rollick MacKreel Valiance Keep, Borean Tundra
Brom Brewbaster Valgarde, Howling Fjord
Katherine Lee A Hero's Welcome, Dalaran
Orn Tenderhoof Warsong Hold, Borean Tundra
Thomas Kolichio Vengeance Landing, Howling Fjord
Awilo Lon'gomba Sunreaver's Sanctuary, Dalaran
A list of Cooking Achievements can be found here.
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Need updating plz
Submitted by Dryspin on Wed, 2010-12-29 13:15.
Hi good people,
As of Cataclysm, i think this fishing guide needs an over hull somewhat.Other than that it's still helpful, just not as helpful as it was once.
The 225 – 300 part says to go to Gadgetzan and then go to Steamwheedle Port and buy stuff from Gikkix.Sadly Steamwheedle is now under water and there are no venders there to be seen.I will try and find Gikkix and let you know what i find, if any. Bye for now.
Today's Hero..... will be Tomorrow's Dragon Shit!
Submitted by Dryspin on Thu, 2010-12-30 02:01.
Could not find Gikkix...
Today's Hero..... will be Tomorrow's Dragon Shit!
Unfortunately, the goblin
Submitted by kayeich on Wed, 2010-12-29 18:01.
Unfortunately, the goblin traders from Steamwheedle were removed with the flooding of Tanaris and were -not- relocated. This means winter squid (which we're in the season for) can't be cooked, and half or so of the fish you might catch fishing for these levels simply won't be cookable.
This is issue has been brought up, so it's likely he'll pop up at a later date somewhere, but for now, your best option for 225-300 is to supplement levels with the new fishing/cooking dailies since those only require level 10 and grant a cooking/fishing skill level.
Couple of Comments based on my own experience
Submitted by Melvyl on Sat, 2009-10-10 17:51.
1) If you have another character who is already high in fishing, it may actually be easier to send that one out to the Bay of Storms to do the fishing for the others. I did this for two other characters and found it much easier than trying to figure out where they could and could not fish. There are both still in the 200s but are leveling doing KT fishing quests.
2) If you want a break from fishing at 285, try going to Silithus and do Sharing the Knowledge for the Smoked Desert Dumplings and then get the Hellfire Peninsula Quest Smooth as Butter for Buzzard Bites. You can use those two recipes to get all the way to 340.
A couple of questions...
Submitted by Alt on Fri, 2009-10-02 02:07.
Posted this in the wrong spot originally - opps!
A couple of questions...
Submitted by Alt on Fri, 2009-09-25 23:20.
Hi all, totally new - recently found the site, love the guides. I am a profesion addict in wow and have leveled a ton of horde toons (no alliance) in various skills - all of them maxed on cooking.
The guide looks great. I have a few questions - hopefully this is the right place to post them. It is a long post for which I am sorry.
I am confused as to why (if the toon is 70) you start the horde in Bloodhoof Village? Fishing in Org/Tb puts you right by the trainers and the same fish come from those pools to cook.
You mention aquadynamic attractors, but not the other lures - and suggest construction not purchase. On my servers the mats cost more than buying them from vendors/ah. New fishers may be unaware of these sources or the alternatives eg fish hooks.
The Captain's lager (+10 skill) stacks with lures and has no level requirement - cheaply made it is great esp. at low levels.
An alternative strategy:
Fishing endlessly in non lucrative low end pools to upskill can be tiresome with limited rewards. Buying mats/fishing cash crop in the begining is a viable, expedient, time saving alternative to skill both professions.
There are cheap options to begin levelling cooking eg meaty bat wings, fish. The same time spent fishing near WC returns that cost to you quickly. With the fishing skill abolished you can start there, get some low fish to cook and Deviate fish. Deviate fish sell well - cooked or raw - on all ah's. Only downside is a need to run to the trainer.
Fishing Suppliers:
Will you including a list/link of fishing suppliers? I have found when helping others skill up they are unaware that the fishing suppliers stock cooking recipes, especially those that are obscure.
eg: Horde players frequently don't know where to get the slitherskin mackerel pattern - Martin Trablay in Trisfal Glades just outside UC, or Zansoa in Sen'jn village .. that cooking skill oportunity is wasted if you don't know what patterns exist or where to get them.
That said - the intent is for a nice quick circuit and unless you detour outside UC on your way to hillsbrad the time spent obtaining the pattern may be longer than fishing those extra fish for the cooking skill.
Outland Dailies/Northrend fishing.
You don't mention these. I found the outlands dailies useful - the cooking ones give both meat/fish and recipes, while the fishing one gives lures and + fishing gear. The + fishing gear, lures and lines are useful since even when you hit 450 you still want the + skill to reduce junk drops.
I think the guide has great content - reading it I now know to go turn in my old poles for new ones with Nat!
kudos for creating it.
Oooo, looked over and found
Submitted by Jiyambi on Fri, 2009-10-02 02:47.
Oooo, looked over and found a couple places where the smaller font got overlooked. You might want to give it a once-over and fix that. Not a huge deal obviously since the guide can definitely be used as it is.
Edit: Specifically, the table of contents and the master trainer list.
That definitely looks like
Submitted by Jiyambi on Wed, 2009-09-30 06:56.
That definitely looks like the right size, much better, and it definitely should be added to the guide. Thanks!
Looks better indead Maybe
Submitted by eric on Tue, 2009-09-29 16:07.
Looks better indead
Maybe something was screwed up with my computer, but the size before this one, looked very large. Still, this one seems a bit smaller than normal... I apologize to you for the extra work.
I'm uppering my score to 5/5, great job!
Hmm, now the font looks
Submitted by Jiyambi on Tue, 2009-09-29 11:01.
Hmm, now the font looks small, though I checked and you're definitely using size 12. Maybe Eric was wrong in the size that the site uses as a default? Not sure. Regardless, it's definitely still readable and the red color looks much better
Hello Scoot! Excellent
Submitted by eric on Mon, 2009-09-21 15:19.
Hello Scoot!
Excellent guide! The content seems good, you got alot of useful information. The layout is also pretty good, nice to see that you're using a color code! So here is my suggestions:
- Red color. The red color is 'killing' my eyes, I suggest making the color abit darker, makes the whole a lot more readable. I think this one is pretty good for that. The codes is
[ color=#b20000] your text [ /color]
- Maps. A map showing where to find the specific lakes, or oceans where you are gonna fish/cook would be great! WARNING: I doesn't need to be big, just so it's visible where to go.
- Daily Circuits. Daily Circuits for the fishing dailies would be great too, so people can make a fast circuit taking 20 minutes or something like that.
- Letters size. Finally, I think that the guide will look better if the letters where "pixel size 12" Like all other pages on the side, in my opinion it will look better.
This is my suggestions. Hopefully we're gonna see more guides from you in the future
Overall a great guide, I'm gonna vote 4/5 by now.
Submitted by Benhir on Mon, 2009-09-21 13:05.
Now, this is what I call a useful and well formatted guide. 5 stars! I'm going to level fishing and cooking togher on my next toon and I'll follow your guide. I'll be able then to give more accurate feedback. As now I can suggest to change a bit the colours because the "Cooking Trainers" paragraph killed my eyes with that red .
This is really nice!
Submitted by Jiyambi on Sun, 2009-09-13 21:38.
This is really nice! Excellent guide, excellent formatting and coloring system.
A few things:
- Wowhead links. These aren't necessary but I always add them just in case the reader wants to see that NPC on a map, or the exact info or comments about an item. You just use the [ url=BLABLAH ] [ /url ] tags around the item/NPC to do this. Make sure the tags are OUTSIDE the color tags, though.
- When I leveled these two skills together using a similar guide from WoWWiki, I noticed that my cooking leveled up much faster than my fishing. These days you can fish anywhere and still get skill ups, and you *always* have a small chance of catching something. For that reason, I would recommend people only pay attention to their cooking skill, and move from location to location based on that. That way, you can start fishing for rare fish while leveling up your skill later. This is how I ended up with my Mr. Pinchy! The Sea Turtle, Giant Rat, and other rare fish are all catchable at any level of fishing - it's just a lot less likely for low levels. Anyway, this is completely up to you if you want to add this discussion to the guide, right now it's very clear and concise and this might just complicate things.
Great job overall, I'm quite impressed!
It's quite possible I just
Submitted by Jiyambi on Tue, 2009-09-15 13:42.
It's quite possible I just overlooked it, I admit I skimmed a large portion of the guide. I looked back, and whether you changed it or it was always like this, it seems clear now, so good job


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Oh my goodness. It's been almost one year since the last post! This is a very hard blog to write. I really never dreamed these words would come out of me. After almost 25 years of marriage... Paul and I are getting a divorce. It is quite shocking to me too... even though the possibility was always floating around out there, I don't think I could have pictured my life without him.
Our marriage was in a sorry state for years. I didn't really know what was wrong, but it was wrong for sure. Paul knew he was losing me. At some point I just gave up. He spent a year and a half becoming a better person. He went to therapy, men's support groups... it was such an admirable effort. However a week before Thanksgiving we had a talk about personal things and I was simply unable to continue after that. I filed for divorce the next day.
We are not using lawyers, we are making sure the kids know we are always going to be friends and family. I've told them we simply will be living in two different houses. It has actually been harder on the older ones than the younger. Kala and Spence thought their parents marriage was forever... as did I. As a matter of fact, when we went thru hard times, I would picture us old together, rocking on a front porch, holding hands, talking about our kids. That dream is dead... at least as far as I know. My goal now is to find a job and a place for the little ones and I to live. I just want to live simply. I have never really been single. It seems a little scary to me.
Do you want to know the saddest part of all this for me? This year and a half... when I was so unhappy and wanted a divorce so badly, but never thought God would allow it... I kind of ran from Him. I drank, smoked... hid away on the internet. I went to church, but not for appearance sake... never for that. But because that's what church is for. It's for sick ppl who realize they can't do it on their own... that they need a Savior. The one time I told God in prayer that I wanted to divorce and have a place of my own... I finally felt peace. I was sure that couldn't be from God. How could God ever approve the divorce of two Christians? I shook it off... surely that was my own wishful thinking.
Then, after Paul and I talked that night, I realized I'd been running from God for nothing! Foolishness! I should have been running to Him. I didn't trust him to meet my needs, whatever they might be. Why do I doubt that His ways are best? ARGH! What I wouldn't do to go back and give him everyday of that year and a half.
So things are in motion. Paul and I are doing very well as friends. Supporting each other the best we can thru this time. Holding on to God and offering kindness to one another. We crave your prayers, we offer a shoulder to cry on, should you need one and I encourage you to remember where your help comes from.
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|Jul. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
|Deny thy father, and refuse thy name;
|Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
|And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
|Rom. [Aside.] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
|Jul. 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
|Thou art thyself though, not a Montague.
|What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
|Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
|Belonging to a man. O! be some other name:
|What's in a name? that which we call a rose
|By any other name would smell as sweet;
|So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
|Retain that dear perfection which he owes
|Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name;
|And for that name, which is no part of thee,
|Take all myself.
Major bummer for those kids.
Since I was brought to this country in utero by my parents before they were naturalized I fall under the new term of "anchor baby". They were here legally and my mother was about three months along. Since the passage of the 14th Amendment in 1868 I became a citizen of the USA on my birthday in summer of 1951.
Enough of this B.S. for now.
My Icelandic born Grandfather came from a patronymic naming system, whereby the sons and daughters are given a first and often middle name and their last name is the name of their father with "son" or "dottir" added to the end of it. It doesn't always happen this way, but usually. Horses in Iceland are often given a name followed by where they are from, usually a farm name or region. For example, Thor fra Fitjamyri or Jodis fra Fitjamyri (fra meaning from). When people left or were sent away from Iceland, at least in the old days, they were sometimes given the name of the area they were from. My grandfather was born in Palmholti on the shores of Eyjafjörður in northern Iceland. Eyjafjörður doesn't translate well into Norwegian or English so the last name was simplified in Norway and Anglicized in the U.S. in order to fit into our American English naming system.
Immigrants from many countries have the same issues and spellings and pronunciations change with need or a desire to blend in. Or not. Some want to keep a strong national or ethnic name in order to remember where they came from, to keep alive their cultural roots, or to take on some kind of personal identity. Parents will do some funny things, too. Take Moon Unit Zappa for example. Or Hazel Nut, Doug Graves, Neil Down, Justin Case, Norman Knight, Rose Bush, Rhoda Rage, Penny Whistler, Judy Punch, Chrystal Glass, Brandy Bottle, just to name a few.
Then along came the internet, blogs, forums, you name it with writers and commenters. There are clever names, funny names, stupid names, and names I just don't get because I'm not always the sharpest quill on the porcupine. Here are some names of writers and commenters I have run across lately. Some of you may recognize some of them. I won't put links to them as I am just too lazy, but they really are out there, right Pickleope? Here we go!
Dan Onymous
Insult to Rocks
Da Rat Bastid
Demon Duck of Doom
Nota Reptile
Yossarian Lives
Churchy LaFemme
Your Mom
That one Guy
Anita Winecooler
Oxymoron's Razor
Philbert McAdamia
Doubting Thomas
David J. Stewarts Penis
Smart Alec
Your Very Concerned Mother
Dizzy Dripping
The Cunning Linguist
Spuki Kitty
Pink Jackboots
Saint Gnocchi
The Sauceror
These are so much more than "anonymous", aren't they? So if you are ever tempted to leave an anonymous comment somewhere just remember you can make someone's day by having a little creative fun. On those days when both brain cells are working I might have this ability, too.
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
What's in a Name? by anchor baby
26 comments:
- vanilla said...
The cartoons nicely address the proclivity of pols to pander to the least likely to think. At all.
I like your discussion of names, a subject that has long fascinated me. I did a post on nicknames a couple years ago. http://vanilla-ststt.blogspot.com/2013/09/nicknames-monikers-and-atrocities.html
- August 26, 2015 at 9:23 AM
Do you ever go to Starbucks and they want to write your name on a cup? I look around and say, "Why?" There's nobody else in here. I'm the only one waiting for a cup of hot milk."
"Oh...it's policy, and we're trying to follow policy."
"Oh, okay." (Because I understand the yoke of corporate policy). So I tell them my name is Precious, or Lovely, or Beautiful Babe.
"Oh, c'mon now," the barista will say, her pen poised over the cup.
So thank you for a list of names I can give them, because I'm way too lazy to think more stuff up. You've done a public service for everyone who has to give a name in order to get something. (Like an insuraance quote).
- August 26, 2015 at 9:53 AM
- The Blog Fodder said...
My youngest daughter gave me my name after I had my wallet stolen on the Kyiv Metro for the second or third time. "Dad, you are just blog fodder".
- August 26, 2015 at 9:57 AM
Holy Mooing Cow, Jono. I have to take an IQ test if I want to comment. The last post-it test wanted to know what pictures contain eggs. So I had to look up recipes to see if the casseroles and doughnuts they showed had eggs in the recipe. You must get a lot of trolls visiting your site. Your posts are interesting, so it's absolutely worth it, but remember...I'm lazy...real lazy.
- August 26, 2015 at 10:05 AM
- Katy Anders said...
Pickleope isn't his real name?!
How can I trust anything else he's said?
I hope Donald Trump doesn't kick you out of the country if he wins.
- August 26, 2015 at 10:13 AM
- John Gray said...
I have never had a relationship with the Bard... And I recall only obe line of his...and that was spoken by the beautiful Emma Thompson in Much Ado
" my heart lies on the windy side of care"
- August 26, 2015 at 10:53 AM
- Should Fish More said...
All of those nom de plumes would make great names for rock bands also!
I especially like 'Yossarian Lives'......Heller would chuckle.
- August 26, 2015 at 10:59 AM
- Shammickite said...
I've never heard of anchor babies. But I have to admit I really chortled over that Donald cartoon, but didn't really get the others. I'm not an Amurrican, y'see.... but I AM an immigrant, eh?
One day I'll explain my moniker... it all makes sense when you know what I'm talking about.
- August 26, 2015 at 11:41 AM
- Debra She Who Seeks said...
Drag queens are another group who are absolutely brilliant at coming up with punny, naughty or outrageous nom de plumes for themselves.
- August 26, 2015 at 11:43 AM
- Donna Banta said...
Jono, you're risking the wrath of the Donald! I dare you to come up with a moniker for him.
- August 26, 2015 at 12:03 PM
- Diane Henders said...
Those names are hilarious! It always cheers me to find people who love wordplay as much as I do.
P.S. When I clicked 'Publish', your anti-spam checker popped up a little panel that said, "Select all images containing waffles", along with a bunch of photos of food. I couldn't tell what half of them were, so I crossed my fingers and clicked a couple. It seemed satisfied, but I felt a waffle lot of pressure to perform. ;-)
P.P.S. Now I've taken too long typing this so my verification has expired. Sure hope I get pictures of beer this time...
- August 26, 2015 at 12:31 PM
- Diane Henders said...
P.P.S. Nope, it was 'pasta or noodles', and I failed on my first try. Let's see what I get this time...
- August 26, 2015 at 12:32 PM
- Jono said...
Vanilla, Well politics isn't about thinking. At all. Thanks for the link!
barbfroman, I think I'll give them the name of a pro wrassler. Sorry 'bout the captcha. I can hardly tell what the pictures are either.
The Blog Fodder, I always wondered about your moniker. I thought it may have a criminal element in it as in Godfather. Your daughter makes sense. :)
Katy Anders, I'd trust Pickleope way more than Trump on just about everything. Except maybe comb-overs.
John Gray, Even when the ever lovely Emma tells you to piss off it sounds delightful.
Should Fish More, Some friends thought Jeremiah's Lung was a good name and a guy in Iceland was in a band called Inurendo.
Shammickite, We Murkins have our own version of English which must sound like fingernails on a chalkboard to the British. I have been more than curious about your moniker. Perhaps, some day, I'll be blessed with the answer.
Debra She Who Seeks, I was once on a trivia team with some attorneys. They called themselves the Loopholes. I called them the RuPauls.
Donna Banta, Do you think he'll sue me for 500 million? He could sue me for 50 dollars, but even he can't get blood from a rock.
Diane Henders, I love your word play. It's just at the edge of NSFW, or maybe over the edge. Sometimes the food they show in those spam checkers is barely recognizable and the pictures are too small even if the food wasn't hideous.
- August 26, 2015 at 2:44 PM
- Elephant's Child said...
Love this. I am not clever - but can recognise it when I see it. And I did.
The young Donald rocks his hair. I wonder when that skill was lost.
Did you know that you can completely ignore the captcha and comments will publish anyway?
- August 26, 2015 at 2:49 PM
- Linda said...
The cartoons go very well with this theme. Thank you so much for sharing this fascinating post.
- August 26, 2015 at 5:00 PM
- Jono said...
Elephant's Child, Yes, you are clever in many ways. I have been following you long enough to know that. I didn't know about the captcha. You have taught me already. :)
Linda, Thanks! Poking fun at silly things often clarifies their meaning.
- August 26, 2015 at 6:56 PM
- JACKIESUE said...
are there any Roycroft's in Iceland? just curious..
how come yellowdog granny's not on your list..ha
- August 27, 2015 at 6:19 AM
- Jono said...
JACKIESUE, Google "Roycroft in Iceland" and be surprised by the results. I was.I've seen Yellowdog Granny so much in the last few years that I think it is a perfectly normal moniker. Even in westbygoddesstexas!
- August 27, 2015 at 6:27 AM
- Ol'Buzzard said...
Sometimes you are just an Ol'Buzzard sitting on a tree limb and waiting for carrion - if the name fits you wear it
the Ol'Buzzard
- August 27, 2015 at 8:40 AM
- Pixel Peeper said...
Isn't is funny about naming conventions in different countries? I always was fascinated by the Icelandic way of naming sons and daughters. In Germany (especially in villages in Bavaria where old customs tend to hang on longer than other places), you had your first name, last name, and the "house name." It was the last name of the person who had first established the homestead, probably generations ago...someone with a last name that had long since died out, but the "house" still carried it.
I'm a sucker for funny names...I visit blogs because of a clever name, and I drink beer and wine with catchy names.
- August 27, 2015 at 6:16 PM
- Jono said...
Ol'Buzzard, I have to admit I was a bit curious. It's good to know these things.
Pixel Peeper, Until now the only thing I knew for sure about Bavaria was that Framus made guitars there. Next year will be the 50th year I have owned my Framus twelve string. Thanks for the lesson!
- August 28, 2015 at 6:53 AM
- jenny_o said...
I love odd or eccentric names, especially blog names, and like Pixel Peeper I will visit blogs just because of their names. In fact, my inability to come up with a satisfactory blog name is one more (tiny) reason I don't blog. You know the bigger reason :)
- August 28, 2015 at 8:48 AM
- Agi Tater said...
Lately I struggle to get one braincell working. Two is asking a bit too much. Staying up on the news is killing my creativity and my motivation so I'm trying not to. I'm starting to believe that there is something to the saying that ignorance is bliss.
If Donald loses, can we deport him?
- August 28, 2015 at 2:49 PM
- A Beer For The Shower said...
Meanwhile, my last name is just an illiterate accident. My family immigrated from Spain, last name Perez. Guy at the gate asked, "Name?" My great grandfather, in a very thick Spanish accident, said, "Peddezz." So the guy wrote it down phonetically, and not even well at that.
So now my last name is Pedas, and everyone pronounces it wrong.
- August 30, 2015 at 1:37 PM
- Jono said...
Agi Tataer, I am sure there is a measurable ratio of time spent listening to politicians and loss of I.Q., hence the dumbing down of America.
ABFTS, That's like the old joke about the Chinese guy named Ole Olson. The guy in front of him was named Ole Olson and when the official asked the Chinese guy what his name was and he said, "Sam Ting".
- August 30, 2015 at 4:55 PM
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BOSTON — The five to ten thousand Somalis living in Boston are trying to respond from afar to news of a devastating famine in their homeland.
This week, the United Nations estimated 30,000 children have died from famine and drought that are spreading across Somalia, Ethiopia and Kenya. Aid organizations believe that 3.2 million people in Somalia alone are in danger of starvation and dehydration.
Abdul Lahe Abdul Rahman owns of Butterfly Coffee, a café across the street from the Islamic Society and Mosque in Roxbury. He has family in Somalia, and has been helping to organize fundraising and donations.
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Yet Rahman said he's frustrated by how few people outside of the aid community and East African diaspora seem to have been moved by the famine sweeping across his homeland.
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Hurricane Local Statement and Hazard Simplification
The NOAA Coastal Services Center is leading the current social science component of two projects geared towards improving National Weather Service forecast communications. Social science methods are being used on the Hurricane Local Statement (HLS) product and the Hazard Simplification project to clear up miscommunication and increase understanding of expected impacts in dangerous weather situations with the hope that the forecast information will be perceived as intended and lead to desirable actions by the reader.
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Let's get the caveat out of the way first. When a man such as Barack Obama decides to "reveal" his favourite anything (songs, paintings, ice cream flavour, holiday) he usually winds up saying more about the perceived tastes of the electorate than he does about himself.
What's on the iPod? Well, there's Dylan and Jay-Z, some Miles Davis and some Springsteen, the Rolling Stones and Beyonce. "I have pretty eclectic tastes," Obama explained at the time. Translation: there's something here for everyone! It's your standard triangulation mix tape.
For all that, I'm tempted to take Obama's reading list as read. It is almost too top-heavy, too much of a potential political misstep to be anything else. The would-be president's taste in fiction runs to full-bodied American classics like Moby Dick and heavyweight contemporary novelists such as Philip Roth, Toni Morrison and EL Doctorow (apparently his second favourite author after Shakespeare). Where George W Bush once peevishly retorted that his favourite philosopher was "Jesus Christ", Obama devours Friedrich ("God is dead") Nietzsche and Reinhold Niebuhr, the author of the provocative Moral Man and Immoral Society. For good measure, his enthusiastic endorsement of Malcolm X's autobiography risks stoking the embers of the Jeremiah Wright scandal all over again.
According to Salon, "If Obama is elected he'll be one of the most literary presidents in recent memory." Not that there is much competition. Evidence suggests that the voters prefer their presidents to be men of action; street-smart as opposed to cerebral. Richard Nixon and Lyndon Johnson were too busy wheeling and dealing to relax with a hardback, while the current incumbent once joked that he wanted to see more "books with bigger print" in the White House. Even JFK, who won a Pulitzer for his Profiles in Courage, reportedly didn't range far beyond the works of Ian Fleming.
Yet now even John McCain seems to be getting in on the act. The Republican nominee recently named Hemingway's For Whom the Bell Tolls as his favourite novel and claimed its hero (a principled American, prepared to give his life in the fight against fascism) is his role model for life. "There is nobody I'd rather be than Robert Jordan," he said.
It's easy to see what message McCain is sending here, because it tallies with the image he is trying to project (a war hero, fighting for freedom). If the Obama list is more charged and complicated, that's because it reflects the more charged and complicated image of the man behind it. It speaks of a serious student of American society, a man steeped in race relations and a politician who comes with questions as well as answers.
Ultimately there's something weirdly unapologetic about it. Triangulation be damned. Obama is preaching to the converted, chatting with the fan-base. Those who already have him filed as some dubious leftist egghead will peruse the shelves of this library and have their prejudices set in stone. By the same token, those who see him as the spokesman for a more curious, humane and thoughtful America will come away reassured. Love Obama, love his books.


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Arizona will soon be able to fill a growler at any bar. And the term growler is apparently not very well defined.
After having taken such pride and effort into producing their product, I can't imagine that brewers are real happy about some suds slinger pouring their craft beer into whatever jug some hobo finds on the street.
And from what I can see, this will apply to BMC as well, so you know that Hobos will be taking their wine jugs in for a fill.
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Embryonic stem cells and consent: incoherence and inconsistency in the UK regulatory model
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Federal Transport Minister Marc Garneau has announced a crackdown on recreational drones with new safety restrictions to keep them nine kilometers from any airport while banning owners from flying near people, buildings at night and when first responders are at the scene of an emergency.
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Graham says you can never do enough to make airline travel safe no matter the size of the plane.
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Most contestants audition for "American Idol" with dreams of Hollywood stardom, a platinum record, or a #1 hit single. But, this Nashville hopeful had a very different aspiration: a slow-dance with Jennifer Lopez.
The unnamed season 14 contestant wasted no time getting to the point. When he walked into the audition room, he immediately asked the 45-year-old Boricua for a dance. Lopez initially refused, because she said her heels were "really high." (Please, J.Lo. Work it.) Eventually -- with a little prodding from the contestant and her fellow judges -- she gave in, and slow-danced with the American Idol hopeful to a rendition of "Stay With Me."
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ASI ignoring main repair work: Imam
The Fatehpuri Masjid, built in the 17th century, at the western end of Chandni Chowk, is akin to an island of tranquility.delhi Updated: May 05, 2013 03:05 IST
The Fatehpuri Masjid, built in the 17th century, at the western end of Chandni Chowk, is akin to an island of tranquility.
However, of late, residents of the Walled City have complained of disturbance due to "unnecessary" repairs.The mosque is not a centrally-protected monument, but in view of its importance, the Archaeological Survey of India (ASI) was roped in for its conservation and structural repairs. The Centre sanctioned R6 crore for the upgrade work.
At present, there is seepage inside the mosque roof, dome and carvings. The carvings need a new coating and plugging leaks. The burjis (small towers) of the minars of the main monument are broken, burjis on the gates towards east and north have fallen and the walls of these gates are in a dilapidated condition. However, the ASI instead of repairing the monument changed about 25 wooden doors of the rooms at the eastern side compound.
"It went ahead with changing the flooring, which is in a fairly good condition. They wanted to show us a sample and changed a large chunk," said Mahmood Ahmed, supervisor of the mosque.
Nafis of the Youth Service Mission from the area said, "In October 2011, work had started at the gate on the Chandni Chowk side. However, it is still pending."
"The ASI has been carrying out unnecessary works. They need to concentrate on stone works and carry out structural repairs, which we can't do," said Dr Mufti Mukarram Ahmed, Imam of the Fatehpuri Masjid.
The officials, however, did not comment on why the ongoing work was prioritised this way which was "allotted in 2010-11" during another official's time.
"As there is a time limit for tenders. (So) work which was taken up earlier will need to be finished first. Then we will take up structural repairs," said BR Mani, ASI's spokesperson.
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A grand jury in Columbus has indicted a father after his 3-year-old son found a gun in their home and fatally shot himself.
The Dispatch reports a Franklin County grand jury on Tuesday indicted 26-year-old Steven Wallen on involuntary manslaughter and child endangering charges for the accidental shooting death of his 3-year-old son, Jachin, in September in Madison Township.
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A break-in at Zoo Boise in Idaho's biggest city has left a Patas monkey dead and police searching for suspects.
Zoo security reported spotting two men in dark clothing at the zoo before dawn Saturday morning, with one man outside the zoo near the primate exhibit and one man inside zoo grounds (map), according to the Boise Police Department.
Both men ran after seeing the security guard and eluded police.
Later, while searching for evidence, police and zoo employees found an injured Patas monkey "next to the perimeter fence near the primate exhibit where the suspects were last seen," police said in a statement. (It's not clear if that meant the monkey was outside its regular exhibit; the zoo's offices were closed Sunday and a police spokeswoman could not immediately be reached for comment.)
The Patas monkey died shortly after being taken to treatment. It had been hit in the head and neck.
"Everybody here at the zoo is devastated," Zoo Director Steve Burns said in a statement. "Our staff and volunteers care deeply about the welfare of the animals they tend on a daily basis."