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10 years ago, upon the stove of a humble kitchen in a sleepy English backwater, a short hairy man was cooking up something quite remarkable.
Some days before, whilst on a motorcycle journey from Cambodia to Kathmandu, this familiar figure, had taken a wrong turn and ended up in Fakenham. There he came across the contents sale of a decaying stately home where a singular item caught his eye...a battered trunk! He forced the lock! Therein was a dressing case neatly packed with salves and unguents, their exotic ingredients meticulously listed in a sequence of leather-bound journals. Good Lord! Captain Fawcett's own exquisite travelling requisites had at last come to light...
The Right Hand Man, for, indeed, it was he, lit his sputtering stove and began to remake the Captain's particular moustache wax according to the original formula. Never had he encountered such a stiffener! Surely this was the holy grail of male grooming! As such it must be shared! Naive to commercial value, a modest 100 jars were purchased and adorned with labels fashioned in Illminster. Thus it was that Captain Fawcett's delectable lavender moustache wax, once produced purely for his personal use, became available to discerning gentlemen of the 21st century.
10 years ago, as the Right Hand Man stirred his scented wax in an old baked bean can, little did he know that this experiment would lead to marvellous adventures across the globe, the like of which he had never imagined.
As luck would have it, during these strange early months of 2020, the Right Hand Man was exploring the furthest reaches of his own attic in search of his old gentleman's grooming kit. Astonishingly, in a battered brown envelope the RH Man had found the last 100 labels which survived that original experiment 10 years ago. These charmingly old-fashioned roundels now adorn a very special 10th Anniversary Limited Edition Wax.
The fate of Captain Fawcett's final, doomed expedition remains a mystery, yet in your hands you may well hold a whisper of his strange, eventful history.
Fast forward a really quite incredible 10 years, with many wonders seen. Without your quite extraordinary and most astounding loyal support that aforementioned little fellow in Norfolk would still be alone with his bean tin.
I now raise a Founding Day glass of Gentleman's Stiffener to all friends, old, new and those I have yet to meet. I am most honoured to share my Limited Edition Moustache Wax with you.
Carry on.
Good day to you Marcel. Do remind our dear readers where you reside!
I'm a Christmas baby, born on December 24th 1986 in the Netherlands. For 6 years now I've lived in Germany, next to the Dutch border. My father is a Dutchman but now I live in the house were my mother grew up.
You have a most magnificent moustache!
Well, thankyou! My facial hair journey began when I was a young man of 18. I began with long narrow sideburns. As my follicles flourished I matured to having cheeks of full mutton chops. Thence to friendly mutton chops with a styled moustache. I dropped the chops and kept the well waxed styled moustache. For 5 years now I have worn the moustache gifted by Mother Nature.
You wear it splendidly sir! How is it kept so fantastically full?
One day I exchanged moustache wax for a nourishing beard oil to keep the hair soft and sweet. I haven't styled my moustache since that day - except with shampoo under the shower! It's important to keep a full moustache supple and soft. I like my upper lip to be warm and inviting!
And you are also a champion!
I am. I have entered 4 beard and moustache competitions in Natural Moustache category. I was the Beardsterdam champion in 2017 and 2018, British champion in 2018 and my 'tache was 4th at the Worlds in 2019.
Bravo sir! May I ask what you do for a living?
I work for an insurance company where my job it to fill in when a farmer can't do the necessary work on the farms due to health issues of any kind. So I work continuously on different dairy farms. If you need to know how to milk a cow - just ask!
I shall bear that in mind! How do you travel to work?
I ride an old scarlet Piaggio Vespa scooter. It was my grandmother's birthday present to my grandfather in 1984. As he got older and less agile, the Vespa was abandoned in a garage for a decade so I bought it from him and got it going again. It meant a lot to him to see it back on the road.
You're a rather talented recycling artist too...where can readers see your work?
I like to reuse and recycle old pieces into functional artwork. I like to take dusty old things and make them shine again. I had the privilege to make a table lamp from Captain Fawcett's Gentleman's Stiffener whisky bottle. If you checkout @snordecor on Instagram you'll see what I mean.
Who is that handsome hound in your Ambassador portrait?
He's my stuffed dog, bought at an auction. He's called Wilhelm Friedrich Ludwig aka Willi and he still gives me a smile every day. Such a beauty - even after 31 years standing on an oak board. He doesn't cost anything to feed either.
And finally, sir, do explain the noble nickname 'Snorriemorrie'...
'Snor' is Dutch and 'Schnorres' or 'Schnurrie' is German meaning 'moustache'. So some friends call me 'Snorrie'. But there's more to it. In Dutch 'Schorriemorrie' means Riff-Raff. And in German it's 'Schnurremurre'. So, like in English, Riff-Raff means a disreputable bunch of people, not respectable. A disapproving upper class way of referring to the working classes. I wear a flat cap, typically associated with working class men so I'm the Riff Raff! It also means discarded or otherwise useless stuff. Which I repurpose as functioning art.
So Snorriemorrie isn't just a funny word. It means something. And something to be proud of.
Indeed! Huzzah to that! AHTH!
FOLLOW MARCEL HERE: https://www.instagram.com/snorriemorrie/]]>
Captain Fawcett is therefore delighted to present an outstanding new Signature Series in collaboration with Viraj Singh of The Jodhpur Company.
Redolent of balmy air perfumed by aromatic smoke and a crush of bright petals stirring the heat of enchanted Indian nights, the Captain's master blender has woven heady rose with peppery spice, rich musk, cedar & leather studded with dazzling citrus top notes; a majestic evocation of ancient power refined into a most elegant fragrance that entirely befits the modern gentleman.
The Maharajah Moustache Wax, Beard Oil and Beard Balm are now available. CLICK HERE
Captain Fawcett's latest collaboration, 'The Chap: Debonair Moustache Wax' is perfect for the contemplative connoisseur. Read more here
As the Right Hand Man handed over the cleverly coded formula he remarked upon Temple's own upper lip which appeared roguishly smooth. 'My dear chap,' winked Temple, 'any anarcho-dandy worth his devilled kidneys knows rules are only made to be broken'. And with a twirl of his umbrella he was gone.
Carry on.
Debonair is available for all Chaps now...CLICK HERE]]>
Do remember that whether you are in search of gifts for dear ones or ready for some well-earned personal indulgence, the last UK posting date from Captain Fawcett's Emporium is 20th December. READ MORE
A most handsome gift is undoubtedly a Signature Series Christmas Gift Box, tightly packed with gentleman's grooming requisites, each with its own distinctive character. Sid Sottung's exquisite Barberism captures the essence of the modern man, classic, discerning, elegant. Or play a blinder with Ricki Hall's Booze and Baccy, a luxurious fragrance, rich with memory. Perhaps you are yearning for the coming of spring, in which case Rufus Hound's Triumphant is spot on - reminiscent of balmy days riding one's motorcycle through England's green and pleasant land.
Fragrance conjures an atmosphere, a mood, a precise moment and such enchantments may be achieved with little effort but great effect. Perchance consider being swept away into the smokey nights of the Far East, alighting the senses with Fawcett's sumptuous Himalayan Temple Oud Soy Candle, resplendent in his amber whisky glass with that fine monogram glinting gold in the soft glow. Or indulge in a magic carpet ride of sensuous labyrinthine recall with Captain Fawcett's perfumed centrepiece, the Himalayan Temple Oud Reed Diffuser, a lasting exotic scent for the dwelling, ship's cabin or safari tent alike. A simply splendid gift for gentlemen and gentlewomen of taste.
Perhaps you lean more towards the comforts of home. Warm socks, a cup of tea and a good book (have I mentioned The Quintessential Grooming Guide for the Modern Gentleman? It's a cracker!) Should you be bewhiskered, my Moustache Guard Mug will keep upper lips clean and dry and of course no moustache is required to don a cosy pair of Socks in gold and racing green, keeping toes toasty. If you can't bear to hide the jaunty little moustache motif in boot or slipper, why not hang said socks by chimney on Christmas Eve? One never knows one's luck!
Of course Santa is no secret, but should one find oneself cast in this role, I'd wager you'll stay ahead of the pack with my casino quality playing cards, each featuring the flourishing follicles of fine fellows perfect for fostering festive feeling! Let the games begin!
Naturally, certain individuals appreciate nothing more than being given the freedom to choose their own destiny, or at least their own presents. And for such independent spirits, a simple Gift Card is just the ticket.
All that remains is a final reminder of the last ordering date - 20th December 3pm.
And now...I wish you all a most Merry Christmas.
Has anyone seen my chestnuts?
The Captain
Well, dear chums, the Right Hand Man made a most engaging film, now showing on YouTube screens from Southport to Singapore. Naturally, being a man of letters, I took notes for my journal. You might find them informative... READ MORE
Well, dear chums, the Right Hand Man made a most engaging film, now showing on You Tube screens from Southport to Singapore. Naturally, being a man of letters, I took notes for my journal. You might find them informative...
First take a pocket comb and discover the middle of one's moustache in order to train the hair off the upper lip.
Keep one's Wax in a waistcoat or top pocket where body heat will ensure it remains warm and pliable at all times.
Captain Fawcett Waxes come in an ever developing range all of the same firm hold - bar my Expedition Strength Wax. This is made with carnuba wax, the strongest natural wax known to man and used to coat pills, sweets and, indeed, in car paint. Strewth! It is also just the ticket for a blizzard, Force 10 Gale or steamy encounter in the back streets of Shanghai. For every day purposes, however, any other of the Captain's waxes is perfectly excellent and most certainly does the job.
I digress...when one is ready to extract the wax from the tin, use the back of the nail to remove a sizeable lump and rub it between the thumb and forefinger.
Work the wax into the hair of the top lip. Should you be blessed with both beard and moustache (bravo sir!) do consider how your own facial topiary works. We are all, thankfully, quite different and one's face is a unique and individual work of art. So, separate the moustache from the beard and work with your own face shape and hair growth. And for heaven's sake don't be tempted to trim it. Let it grow!
Keep your chosen wax with you at all times and adjust your moustache as necessary throughout the day. You might use this gesture to distract attention if your pug should fart, or indeed, if you yourself have been indiscreet. Or, perchance, if playing for time whilst constructing a devastating witticism or clever retort, then by all means have a fiddle with your follicles in full view of the assembled party.
Should you find a pesky portion of white stuff (I refer, naturally to wax - what on earth did you think I meant?) won't rub in, do briefly blast with hot air. The Right Hand Man insists he never uses a hair dryer but then, I believe we all know he produces quite enough hot air of his own.
And that dear fellows, is how one maintains a Stiff Upper Lip at All Times.
Carry on.
The Captain
Name, Rank and Serial Number: Russell Bristow, Tree Surgeon, Skateboarder and Dali Moustache Champion @Dangeruss777 on Instagram and Twitter.
How did you become involved with Captain Fawcett?
I was photographed by Iain Crockart at my very first competition – the 2014 British Beard and Moustache Championships in Bath. The portrait was subsequently used by the Captain in a set of post cards and I was sent some. I have been aware of the brand since the beginning and I got to know Richie and the Fawcett gang from seeing them at various competitions around the country. To cut a long story short after years of loving the brand and the staff, when the Captain asked me to become an Ambassador in September last year, this I could not refuse!
What is your personal grooming routine?
My own grooming routine consists of washing the moustache every morning then styling it for the day, then in the evening I un-style, wash twice, dry it and then apply overnight oil. Repeat every day. I usually shave the face area twice a week.
What are your essential Captain Fawcett grooming items?
1. Captain Fawcett's Beer'd Shampoo
2. Captain Fawcett's Wild Boar Bristle Brush
3. Expedition Strength Moustache Wax
4. The Bearded Dame Hair Elixir (Harnaam Kaur)
5. Ricki Hall's Beer & Baccy Aftershave
Who are your Hirsute Heroes?
This one is tough, there are so many amazing hairy folks. I could write you a list as long as my arm but I will stick to moustache heroes. I have a couple first of all. Jackie Lynn Ellison has one of the most majestic moustaches I have ever set my eyes on, he is a former British/American and I believe double world champion. Also, Jeffrey Moustache who again has an incredible moustache and competition record. I believe it includes 5 top 3 finishes in the World's Competition in different categories. He is also a stunning photographer and makes his own glorious hats! Last of all Mr King, as he always looks exquisite, he is also a former Dali Moustache World Champion and British champion in English moustache category at which he also won best in show - which is rare for a moustache competitor to win!
What qualities make the quintessential modern gentleman?
In my opinion the qualities of a quintessential modern gentleman should be:
1. Effort – Always try and make an effort, it shows you care.
2. Style – Find your own style and go with it!
3. Love – Spread the love. It's what wise men do.
Which 3 words sum up Captain Fawcett
Quality, attention to detail & passion!
What would make you shave?
This one is easy. Nothing! Ever! It's a life behind bars for me, handle bars!
What food stuff is most perilous for a hirsute fellow?
Well luckily I don't suffer too badly as I only have a moustache and no beard but when my upper lip's not styled I find egg yolk the worst as it gets in there and dries solid!
When did you first grow your moustache?
Back around 2014 sometime, my good friend Thomas grew one and I thought it looked ace! So, I grew one too and never looked back!
Has your personal style ever got you into trouble?
I don't think it has, it's been nothing but positive and amazing things have come from it. So, I'd say always just be you and do what you want.
Any advice for competition beginners?
I would give two main pieces of advice.
- Make an effort with the facial furniture and also with your outfit as this always makes the facial hair pop out!
- Also, have fun! They are always a great event to be a part of. You're with like-minded people having a laugh, so enjoy and don't take it too seriously.
Your proudest moment?
That has to be becoming the Dali Moustache World Champion in Antwerp in May this year. It has been something I've dreamt about since I knew it existed 5 years ago!
And it was made all the sweeter that I got to share it with with my beautiful girlfriend, Faith, and all my bearded and moustached friends including the Fawcett team.
Roll on 2021, let's see if I can do it all over again!
I recently had the exquisite honour of taking tea and cheesecake galore with that delightfully delectable minx, vintage model and self confessed food lover Miss Emmerald Barwise. As she tipped the saucepot over her outstanding pasties, it struck me that you too would be seduced by her undoubted charms and so, for your pleasure, we conducted an intimate interview by way of an introduction. Just a quickie you understand...ahem...all will be revealed READ MORE
I recently had the exquisite honour of taking tea and cheesecake galore with that delightfully delectable minx, vintage model and self confessed food lover Miss Emmerald Barwise. As she tipped the saucepot over her outstanding pasties, it struck me that you too would be seduced by her undoubted charms and so, for your pleasure, we conducted an intimate interview by way of an introduction. Just a quickie you understand...ahem...all will be revealed below.
Who the devil are you madam?
I am a full time model based in Manchester, a crazy cool city in the North of England. I've been modelling full time for nearly 4 years now and I absolutely love my job!
Would you share your memory of our first meeting?
I met Captain Fawcett when I first started modelling 4 years ago at the London Tattoo Convention. His Right Hand Man was on the Fawcett stand so we made eye contact and had a cheeky picture together. I thought he was fab* and he's not been able to get rid of me yet!
(*Fab? Fab? The man's cocky enough already Miss Barwise. CF)
How did you become the Barberism pin-up girl?
At the convention the Captain said he had a possible photo shoot I might be interested in being part of and a few months later...I was the Pin Up Girl!
Who is your Burlesque icon?
It has to be Dita, I love her mix of vintage and modern and her fabulous eclectic style. I don't actually do burlesque, although I love it. I started getting into vintage style about 6 years ago and I love old school glamour so when I started modelling it seemed right to make that my own. I'm a Pin Up model with a vintage vibe, a lady with a naughty side.
Which 3 words sum up Captain Fawcett?
Traditional, lovely, well groomed!
If you had a warning label, what would it say?
Caution danger of death.
What qualities do you want from a modern gentleman?
Well groomed, of course! I expect loyalty, honesty, family values and good morals. And he's got to be a good kisser.
If you could be born in another era, when would you choose?
I'd be born in the 30s in America so I was around in the 50s to experience my favourite era first hand. And I'd be a bank robber ha ha!
Has your personal style ever got you into trouble?
Sometimes what I wear can be a bit risqué but I'm not hurting anyone so if you don't like it don't look! I can see you peeking...
Who would play you in a film?
Oooh good question! I'd like Margot Robbie, the girl who played Harley Quinn as she does calm and crazy really well and that's defo me.
Modern or vintage?
An individual mix of the two.
Bearded or a clean shaven man?
I like a man that can carry off both but I definitely date more bearded guys than clean shaven. Hmm, I wonder why?!
Beach or boudoir?
Both! I love slipping in and out of a silky peignoir and lingerie set but also rock a bikini as long as I've got adequate sun screen. As a ginger I shy away from the sun.
And there you have it chaps! Seek her in the shadows! Now, far be it from me to throw shade upon one so radiant, but Miss Barwise and I have some private business to attend to and must take our leave. Until we meet again gentlemen, do keep a stiff upper lip regardless.]]>
On the 11th August a fine fellowship of mad-cap adventurers, united by their passion for bikes and barbering, set off on a mission to support Make-A-Wish which turns the dreams of seriously ill children into extraordinary real-life magic. READ MORE
On the 11th August a fine fellowship of mad-cap adventurers, united by their passion for bikes and barbering, set off on an epic 5 day mission across England to support Make-A-Wish which turns the dreams of seriously ill children to extraordinary real life magic.
Captain Fawcett is a founding member and key sponsor of Barbersride, an annual road trip adventure bringing barbers and bikers together on a journey of camaraderie and merry mayhem. Days on the highway, battling all manner of wild and wonderful British weather, lead to evenings featuring an intimate seminar hosted by some of the most prestigious names in the barbering world. And these are followed by legendary after parties with live music, auctions for superb sporting memorabilia and food and drinks to revive the saddle sore after fantastically formidable trails such as the notorious Snake Pass crossing the Pennines - a favourite with this year's riders.
Past Rides have raised over £20,000 for The Lion's Barber Collective plus London's Great Ormond Street and Liverpool's Alder Hey children's hospitals.
In 2019 BarbersRide said: "Make A Wish grants special wishes for sick children when they are most in need and brings positivity and happiness in times of distress. We really wanted to work with a national children's charity this year so that children from each region could benefit – Make-A-Wish were the perfect organisation to partner with and we've had incredible support from our sponsors, our riders, the barbers and barbershops who have hosted seminars and of course the guests at every event."
Plans for Barbersride 2020 are already gathering pace. Will you ride with us? https://www.barbersride.com/
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Celebrating BarbersRide 2019, Captain Fawcett is delighted to present a tonsorial treasure trove of barbering tools in one Special Edition Package, providing the modern barber with classic designs, honed and enhanced over centuries in accordance with the Captain's own insistence on superb craftsmanship. READ MORE
Celebrating BarbersRide 2019, Captain Fawcett is delighted to present a tonsorial treasure trove of barbering tools in one Special Edition Package, providing the modern barber with classic designs, honed and enhanced over centuries in accordance with the Captain's own insistence on superb craftsmanship.
Those who devote themselves to the ancient trade of Barbering are renowned for nurturing and refining their skills with meticulous attention to detail. Taking pride in one's own craft means barbers insist that the tools of their trade are of the highest quality, being reliable and comfortable to use, both robust and elegant.
Therefore, The Complete Barber includes shaving requisites, a canvas apron, a handsome tool roll for safe and convenient storage of essentials plus the perfect paraphernalia to augment one's barbershop.
Adapting the quintessentials of British tradition to suit the highest standards of today, The Complete Barber ensures the modern barber is always at the cutting edge, enabling clients to face the world with renewed vitality and self-esteem.
Special Offer Currently available!
Do read on for a fully itemised list of contents.
Please note: The travel case is the Captain's and sadly not supplied with purchases of The Complete Barber... it has been utilised for display purposes only.]]>
Imagine, if you will, a misty morning in the verdant hills above Lake Edward upon the border of Congo and Uganda, in the western branch of the East African Rift. For it is here, a few miles south of the Equator, that a splendidly thrilling tale thus unfolds...Read More
Carry on.
I am simply delighted to announce that Captain Fawcett's Triumphant collaboration with actor, comedian & all round good egg Rufus Hound has resulted in a rather splendid Signature Series Eau De Parfum. READ MORE
And now for a few words from Mr Hound, the man himself...
Words from Rufus Hound....
When I was 19, I took a full time job. No-one took me seriously, for I was a boy. So I grew a beautiful blonde bouche bristler, and - now, undeniably, a man - never looked back.
Every member of the fuzzy faced fraternity has had some similar anti-epilatory epiphany, but taming a fella's firework of follicular fuss has, more often than not, been more luck than judgement.
It was whilst I was sporting a particularly lush 'English handlebar' that I first encountered the Captain and his melange of magical moustache managers. The array of oils, waxes and parfums were never far from my washbag or my whiskers.
With the success of the Rikki Hall signature series (Booze and Baccy - an absolute delight), The Captain wondered if I too might be tempted to craft a similarly specifically scented 'stache soother to our bearded brethren. He asked, in short, what my favourite smell was.
My answer was immediate.
I ride a Triumph motorcycle in an open face helmet. On those glorious and, yes sadly, rare days of our national summer, to be on a British bike, riding through the twisty, turny B roads of the British countryside is an exceptional treat. Yes, there's the speed, the control, the thrum (oh, the thrum!) but riding in an open face helmet also gives you a panorama, the breeze and the smell. Whizzing through little villages on a bike designed to do just that is heavenly. The combination of sunshine, flowers and williwaw arrives olfactorily but manifests spiritually. If there was one smell, I wish there more of in the world, that's it.
"Yes," said The Captain "I think we should be able to do that."... So we did.
The smell was first offered in a moustache wax, but proved so popular that we have buckled to the demands of the shaved and made an eau de parfum. I have been wearing it for the last few months and have never been purloined by so many admiring sniffers - male and female! - desperate to know of what I smelt and where they too could purchase it.
Truth be told, in a world where Justin Bieber and Nikki Minaj put out 'Celebrity Fragrances', this feels as insane to me as it does to you; but look around. The world is going mad. If we're all going to go mad with it, we can at least do so smelling incredible. Smelling indefatigable. Smelling Triumphant.
Rufus Hound
"Win an Epic Grooming Kit" with Douglas Laing & Captain Fawcett Ltd.
The prize is a an Epic Grooming Kit set containing 1 x Bottle of The Epicurean (70cl), 1 x The Quintessential Grooming Guide for the Modern Gentleman book – handsigned by the Captain, 1 x Big Peat Moustache Wax and 1 x Folding Pocket Comb. There are two sets available. READ MORE
The Competition is open exclusively to entrants in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Italy, Ireland, Japan, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Spain, South Africa, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan and UK.
Entries from employees of the Promoter (Douglas Laing & Co. Ltd/Captain Fawcett Ltd) or friends/family of employees of The Promoter will not be valid.
The Competition opens on 3rd June, 2019 and closes 9th June, 2019 at 11:59pm GMT.
To enter, follow @remarkable_malts and @captainfawcett on Instagram, like the competition posts on each profile and leave a comment.
Entries submitted after Closing Time will not be valid.
The Winners will be selected at random Douglas Laing & Co./Captain Fawcett within 3 working days of Closing Time.
The Winners will be contacted via Direct Message on Instagram.
Douglas Laing/Captain Fawcett reserves the right to amend the competition running and deadline date and times at our discretion.
The Winners must respond to the Winning Direct Message within 7 days of the Sent Time on the Winning Notification Email. If no response is received, The Promoter reserves the right to select an alternative winner at random.
The prize is a an Epic Grooming Kit set containing 1 x Bottle of The Epicurean (70cl), 1 x The Quintessential Grooming Guide for the Modern Gentleman book – handsigned by the Captain, 1 x Big Peat Moustache Wax and 1 x Folding Pocket Comb. There are two sets available. The Promoter may issue additional winning or runner-up prizes at their discretion to participants.
Should The Promoter find the advertised prize to be unavailable, The Promoter reserves the right to offer an alternative prize of equal or greater value at its absolute discretion.
The Promoter cannot be held responsible if the despatched prize is not received by The Winner or is damaged in transit.
The Data collected during this promotion will be retained for the purposes of administering this competition. The Entrant consents to this. The Promoter reserves the right to retain and post entries made by Entrants during and after the competition has concluded.
The Winner's name may be obtained by requesting it by email to email@example.com on or before 17th of June, 2019.]]>
In its first two years BarbersRide has already raised over £21,000 for charity. I now present BarbersRide 2019. Will you go the distance? READ MORE
- Carl Sagan
Who amongst us will heed the call?
In its first two years BarbersRide has already raised over £21,000 for charity. I now present BarbersRide 3. Will you go the distance?
Childhood should be a time of adventure and imagination so in August like-minded motorcycle enthusiasts will assemble for one epic journey in support of Make A Wish UK, the charity granting life-changing wishes for children with critical illnesses.
Each night the band of bikers will stop at one of five inspiring barbering destinations in Bath, Aylesbury, Norwich, Sheffield and Lytham St Annes. An evening seminar will showcase the skills and repertoire of well known Barbers, respected throughout the industry. Fuelled by the camaraderie of the road, together we shall party, tell tales and celebrate a day of burning the miles as only Kings of the Saddle and Queens of the Highway know how.
Whether you decide to attend a singular seminar or step up and take your rightful place in the posse, details are to be found right here:
Who will ride with us?
Main sponsors include: Captain Fawcett, Harley-Davidson UK, American Crew, Reuzel & Hard Grind.
Gadzooks! My Right Hand Man is on the box! He has somehow found himself centre stage of a new vintage-themed BBC1 show called Curiosity. Considering he says he only popped out for a packet of wine gums, this is indeed a curious turn up for the books. The Right Hand Man's starring episode airs at 2.15 on Wednesday 3rd April. The show will be screened every day at that time from today and for the next 3 weeks. Read More Here
Considering he says he only popped out for a packet of wine gums, this is indeed a curious turn up for the books.
The Right Hand Man's starring episode airs at 2.15 on Wednesday 3rd April. The show will be screened every day at that time from today and for the next 3 weeks.
Esteemed TV antiques expert Paul Martin hit upon this excellent notion with his wife Charlotte before joining forces with Hungry Gap Productions in Bristol to create a jolly competitive challenge, hosted by Paul and a long suffering Bassett hound, Baxter, named after Paul's own canine side-kick. Contestants' knowledge of antiques and collectables will be put to the test, working against the clock to find fakes and discover the stories of intriguing treasures such as those in my Marvellous Barbershop Museum, for as you may well have guessed, my Right Hand Man will be exploring the World of the Barbershop.
A combination of vintage and social history is promised, with knowledgeable talk and an eccentric sense of fun. Why my Right Hand Man qualifies for such flattery is completely beyond me. It goes without saying that I taught him everything he knows and frankly he seems to have absorbed precious little. However, I shall of course tune in to investigate what on earth he's been getting up to. I do hope this fame doesn't go to his head, it's quite full enough of nonsense already.
The Captain]]>
Captain Fawcett was delighted to welcome guests from all over the known globe to his simply splendid candle lit soiree this last Saturday evening. It is reported that a superb time was had by all. Read More Here
Photo credit: Captain Fawcett's Ambassador Glynn Gwbeard
It would be remiss of me if I were not to acknowledge the hard work that went into the putting on of this spectacular event, as such special thanks are due to the wonderful crew at Fawcett HQ.
Photo Credit: Shaun Knowles
It was a distinct pleasure to see a number of Captain Fawcett's most excellent ambassadors; thank you to Carl-Johan Kellgren, Kim Johansen, Maxwell Newton, Russell Bristow, Pietro Grassilli, Herr Feldman, Glynn Woods, Arron Raw, Johnny Appleby and Penelope Taylor-Newton, all much esteemed guests who travelled to King's Lynn from both near and far. Huzzah!
I was further delighted to greet Ricki Hall, Sid Sottung and Viraj Singh of The Jodhpur Company, the well-known characters behind some of our beloved Signature Series.
It was an absolute honour to have played host to some of Captain Fawcett's hailed distributors; thank you to Andreas of Germany, Fiona of Ireland, Juan of Spain and Francesco of Italy.
I should also like to take this opportunity to express my sincere gratitude to the most wonderful artistes and performers who put on such a splendid show that burst with both glitz and glamour. Thank you to the very special Miss Velma Von Bon Bon, the ravishing Miss Millie Dollar and the dashing Mr Edd Muir. A huge shout out to 'On the Level' featuring our very own Corey Doades on guitar for their most excellent live performance… and one of course mustn't forget to make mention of the exceptionally skilled Scapicchio Barber Family who demonstrated their famed 'Kamisori' fixed blade shaved technique to great wonder and amazement.
A huge thank you to those responsible for keeping our esteemed guests fed and watered… most notably the team from Mangiamo's for their delicious wood-fired pizza, AJ Bars for their selection of tipple, Shefs for their hog roast and the chaps from Rok Soba who pitched up with their newly launched alcohol free 'Zero Fear' stout.
Last but certainly not least, thank you to Brandon Tool Hire and Dick Roper Entertainments and Mark from Rumours Entertainment.
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It's a rare thing to find me at a loss for words but after receiving such news, emotion compels me to be brief. For at a rather splendid dinner hosted by Lord Mayor with Lynn News at the Kings Lynn Corn Exchange, Captain Fawcett Ltd was awarded the accolade Small Business of the Year. Read More Here
And to cap it all, your humble Captain was voted Businessman of the Year. As custom appears to have it, I had at that moment, just popped out to send a telegram to my mother who was hosting her Friday Mah Jong evening in Blackpool and thus the award was graciously accepted by my unflinchingly loyal Right Hand Man, Richard Finney. He's a somewhat shy, retiring chap, nonetheless, some of you might have heard of him. On behalf of us both, sincerest thanks to all at Fawcett HQ and beyond whose hard work and enthusiasm contributes to the success of this small but merry band. I, chums, am merely the conductor.
I should like to thank the Lord Mayor for a simply splendid evening in the company of the good business folk of West Norfolk, a justly proud region. I congratulate all those nominated for their marvellous work. To be recognised in such fine and equally deserving company is honour indeed. What a night!
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I say! Did you know that Captain Fawcett's Synthetic Fibre Shaving Brush not only whips up a superb lather, it is splendidly vegan-friendly? 'Now, hang on there a moment old chum,' you may well exclaim, 'but I expect only the very best from Captain Fawcett and therefore must admit I was under the distinct impression that the very best shaving brushes are crafted using the finest Badger hair. Do explain!' Read more here
Now, there you would be right. At least, historically speaking. For traditionally the very best shaving brushes were, indeed, made with the hair of farmed Badgers by virtue of the cuticle's excellent water retaining properties. And until recently the quality of Badger Hair was unparalleled thereby presenting a considerable dilemma for a gentlemen rethinking his grooming routine yet reluctant to compromise the closeness of his shave.
Fear not chaps! For the ingenious bods in the backroom have put some considerable research, not to mention jolly hard work, into coming up with a rather fine alternative and thus have developed a synthetic fibre possessing incredibly soft tips beneficial to those with sensitive skin whilst replicating the brush properties required for a superb shave. All hail the unflagging spirit of invention!
When used in conjunction with the Captain's vegan shaving cream the brush will produce a luxuriant, rich and voluminous lather enabling the closest of wet shaves.
To further enrich the contemplative nature of a steamy shave, the brush handle is made of sustainably sourced wood which is, quite naturally, a simple pleasure to hold.
Hirsute chums will be delighted to know that all Captain Fawcett beard oils and beard balms are also vegan friendly, as is Ricki Hall's Booze and Baccy Eau de Parfum. Furthermore, Captain Fawcett's Emporium stocks all manner of items the modern vegan gentleman can be absolutely confident in choosing.
In fact, during my travels I make notes on the intriguing properties of plants from Bognor to Brazil, many of which I now use in my botanical concoctions, so you may rest assured I shall be writing more about my findings and how they are used in the future.
Shave on.]]>
Further to clearing one's olfactory pipes in this season of snuffles and sniffles, did you know that 15% of every purchase of Captain Fawcett's Physician Mentholated Moustache Wax goes straight to The Lions Barber Collective? This international pride of top barbers work together to raise awareness for the prevention of suicide. Read more here
Therefore, I am simply delighted to report that through December and January we raised over £350 for The Lions Barber Collective and this is entirely due to all of you who have purchased a tin of Captain Fawcett's Physician Mentholated Moustache Wax. For that, I thank you most profoundly.
And so, should you be pondering which Captain Fawcett moustache wax to select, I suggest giving my Mentholated Moustache Wax a try, doing yourselves and others some good. Take a deep breath. Carry on.
A generous word from Tom at The Lions Barber Collective:
"Huge thank you to Captain Fawcett for his ongoing support of the charity. Since our inception the Captain himself has gone above and beyond to support the cause through events like BarbersRide and raise a lot of funds to enable us to move forward. For that, we are eternally grateful. Now he reminds us that, although moustache wax will keep those hairs in place, a stiff upper lip isn't always necessary with this new menthol Moustache Wax!"
By popular request and further inspired by the success of the 'Gentleman's Stiffener' Speyside Malt Whisky Moustache Wax, I am delighted to introduce you to my luxuriant whisky-inspired 'Gentleman's Tipple Whisky Beard Oil'. Warmly spiced and a little nutty (not unlike my Right Hand Man) the scent of this opulent elixir is lavishly infused with the aroma notes of the Captain's preferred wee dram, recalling nights by a glowing fire amid the golden glens and rushing rivers of the Highlands. Read more here
For those yet to acquaint themselves with whisky's sophisticated pleasures, it might be of interest to note the word 'whisky' derives from the Gaelic of the Scottish Highlands, 'uisge beatha', or 'usquebaugh', meaning 'water of life'. American chums will note the absence of an 'e', present in the American spelling of 'whiskey'. This delightful discrepancy is the result of 18th century Irish immigration to the US of A, leading to the adoption of the Irish variant, for our shared language is so deliciously open to all manner and mood of playfulness.
Furthermore, back in the Scotch mists of time, 15th century monks perfected the subtle aromas and complex flavours of the distillers' art to create a potent amber spirit, prescribed for medicinal reasons and believed to prolong and, indeed, to enrich life. For centuries whisky's liquid fire has been a feature of Scottish life, a welcome to guests, a reviver of spirits in long grey winters and an essential toast to Scotland's beloved bard Robert Burns whose poetic wit and warmth is celebrated across the world each year upon his birthday, 25th January. What better time to offer my new beard oil, inspired by the water of life, a veritable enlivener for those who are hirsute of face. Slangevar!
A Gentle Tale to accompany a Gentleman's Tipple
And should you be in the mood for a story to accompany your haggis this evening, I beg your indulgence while I share a tale no less tall for it's being absolutely true. The tale of Whisky Galore, which is not, but really ought to have been the name of a flame-haired Bond girl. I digress...back to the booze....
In February 1941 the SS Politician set sail from the bustling port of Liverpool bound for Kingston Jamaica and New Orleans. Amongst other items, the 8000 tonne cargo ship was laden with 260,000 bottles of fine whisky. Intended as it was for the American market, no duty had been paid. As the ship sailed past the Isle of Man towards the Hebrides a wild wind picked up and increased to gale force. Only two days out of port, the valiant vessel was seen to be in trouble by a young chap combing a beach in South Uist and the alarm was raised.
Meanwhile, Beaconsfield Worthing, the quite superbly named Captain, battled courageously to keep his ship afloat, however bested by the raging storm the SS Politician veered off course and ran aground on the sandbanks off the Isle of Eriskay where she began to flood. Local islanders sallied forth across the foaming waters to assist the crew until the Barra lifeboat reached the wrecked ship and rescued all on board. What a relief! Whilst awaiting said recovery, the locals had learned precisely what manner of cargo the ship was carrying and, racing to beat the customs and excise officers, secret salvage operations were immediately launched under cover of darkness. Wartime rationing had left the islands high and dry so news spread across the Outer Hebrides as far as the Isle of Skye. By all accounts the thirsty islanders had a simply splendid time availing themselves of a large quantity of aforementioned bottles of amber liquid before the ship was splintered by winter storms. This bounty from the sea they considered theirs by the rights of salvage and not a soul regarded it as theft.
However, Mr Charles McColl, the local customs officer was of a most decidedly different opinion and was incandescent with rage about the shameless stealing going on under his very nose. His complaint to the police led to raids all over the islands and what couldn't be hidden was consumed at once. The police, being locals themselves, were somewhat lenient and sentencing for the criminal capers was mild. Meanwhile, back at sea, efforts to salvage the wreck weren't proceeding well and McColl who estimated over 20,000 bottles had already been removed was given permission to blow up the ship. Islander Angus John Campbell was heard to exclaim "Dynamiting whisky. You'd wouldn't think there'd be men in the world so crazy as that!" Quite so, dear chap, quite so.
Today, the remains of the SS Politician still lie off the coast of Eriskay. In fact Donald MacPhee, a man of South Uist, found 8 bottles in the wreck and auctioned them for £4,000 in 1987. If any of this sounds familiar, you'd be absolutely right as the true story was used by Compton Mackenzie for his book Whisky Galore, and later for the beloved Ealing Studio comedy of the same name, recently remade with Mr Eddie Izzard as the furious customs officer.
And thereby ends my tale. Charge your glasses for a toast to the water of life!
NOTE: Whisky Beard Oil available in two sizes:
Captain Fawcett's RH Man headed to London for what was supposed to be a seemingly routine business trip - after a taxi ride with Gary (a user of the Captains Moustache Wax), a quick trim at the Pall Mall Barbers, he ended the day with ice cream. Read more here.
Whisky wow wow he thought for the game was truly afoot and as such off he dashed.
Having successfully located said bag, a close examination of its contents revealed an encoded message found stuck to the side of a tin of Tuna (shome mishtake shurely? Ed. ) Which when deciphered, instructed the by now over excited cove that he needed to go undercover immediately before proceeding to the Embassy to collect his travel documents.
A quick trip to Pall Mall Barbers for a facial hair makeover, facilitated his disguise, although his beard still seemed apparent as it protruded from under the by now rapidly cooling hot towel.... No matter, onward for time is of the essence.
The reason for travel given 'that he was interested in old buildings and wished to visit an old clock that few had heard of' seemed to satisfy the Ruritanian visa authorities and as such permission to visit was eventually granted... Huzzah.
On leaving the consul, a chance, or was it? An encounter with a street musician who appeared intent on blowing his own trumpet (a likely story! Ed ) intimated in no uncertain terms that the RH man, for this is he, should visit the Royal Albert Hall where further instructions would be conveyed in the intermission between the second and third movements of Wagner's Ring.
The RH man was informed, that he should at the given time, approach the tray carrying mobile ice cream sales man who would appear in the upper circle and that he should establish his credentials by requesting a cornet of Cornish finest vanilla 'whipped and not spooned with marshmallow sprinkles'
Came the orchestral break twice and with Juan Cornetto aka Agent 99 failing to show up ( the man was quite obviously a flake Ed. ) It was time to take matters into his own hands. Hastily exiting stage right the RH man left the building and made his way to a famed railway terminus and boarded a train bound for..... TBC
One evening the Captain, himself no stranger to the tattooist's dart, was asked by a freshly inked chum what potions he might have brought back from his travels which would soothe the skin. It transpired that a combination of aforementioned Dragon's Blood and Snake Vine, a potent bush medicine used by the Aboriginal people who dwelt on Australia's Eastern shores and acquired by the Captain en route to his visit his cousin Tasmania who resided, entirely coincidentally, in Tasmania, worked so extraordinarily well that it was clear this discovery must be shared. Read more here.
Early sighting of cousin Tasmania....
With his master blender the Captain concocted a most efficacious healing salve, full of natural botanicals and ancient wisdom. And so it is Captain Fawcett's Tattoo Aftercare Salve came into being. All that remains is a word of advice for those seeking Salve-ation!
And to further furnish readers with superior guidance, the Captain sought assistance from none other than that hirsute Inkmeister of world renown, the acclaimed tattoo artist Arron Raw Esq.
It must be noted that every tattoo artist will offer his or her own instructions according to preferred method and style so, should one be freshly inked, do take good heed of the advice given on the day!
Thus, a journey that began far across the Indian Ocean takes us via the sand dunes of Australia to the urban jungles of England's fair city of Bolton. And now, the Captain is delighted to present:
Q: How should one's skin be prepared before a new tattoo?
A: All preparation would be done by the artist in the studio prior to the tattoo.
It does help the skin to drink lots of water for around 3 days before getting tattooed, up to the day itself and moisturising the area beforehand also helps. We clean the area with alcohol, then I apply a product called immortal prime, which clears away any dead skin & helps to soften the area.
Q: How long should the wrapping be kept on a new tattoo?
A: I recommend to leave the 1st wrapping on until the client gets home. The only time I ask clients to wrap it again is the first night, overnight & remove in the morning. (I would only recommend re wrapping if the client has a dusty/dirty job.)
Q: How does one wash a new tattoo?
A: Wash hands thoroughly with luke warm running water, lather up a low pH soap and gently was the area. Rinse the whole area completely and pat dry with a CLEAN towel or paper towel, do not rub dry. Also, air dry afterwards for 5 mins until completely dry before applying the aftercare.
Q: What do must one do in to take care of a new tattoo for the first few days?
A: Follow the artists instructions ONLY, don't take any advice from anyone else. Keep the tattoo clean, you really need to treat a new tattoo like an open wound. Please note that looking after a new tattoo takes longer than the just first few days. You must clean the tattoo following the steps above and then apply a small amount of the salve 2 - 3 times a day for the first week and once a day thereafter until fully healed. Don't over do it, a small amount goes a long way. Your skin still needs to breathe.
Q: How does one prevent infection?
A: Keeping the tattoo clean & dry and don't let others/animals/pets touch it. Take the kind of sensible precautions you'd take with any wound and remember the most important part of any new tattoo is the client looking after it & listening to the advice from their particular artist.
Q: What kind of cream might one use if the new ink is itchy?
A: All tattoos go through the "itchy" stage and here I recommend Captain Fawcett's Tattoo Salve. The soothing natural ingredients in the Salve are INKcredible...
Q: How long will it take to heal?
A: Everybody is different, even different parts of the body take longer to heal than others. Generally, a tattoo can take up to 8 weeks to fully heal.
Q: Is one able to go out in the sun?
A: The sun & sunbeds are your worst enemy when you are tattooed. Stay out of the sun completely with a fresh tattoo since UV light can ruin any tattoo. Use a high factor suncream if you are going in the sun. Definitely Factor 50.
Q: What can one do to keep a tattoo vibrant in the long term?
A: Stay out of the sun and don't use sunbeds, use high factor suncream and moisturise.
Q: Which tattoo aftercare do you recommend and why?
A: Captain Fawcett's Tattoo Salve. It's very soothing & will aid any tattoo through the healing process. It's absolutely INKcredible...
And there you have it you see? My heartiest thanks to Arron for sharing his simply splendid expertise.
In the distant days of yore, when Her Majesty Queen Victoria sat firmly on the throne and Great Britain truly ruled the waves, Sutherland Macdonald, lately returned from serving in the British Army, raised the shutters on his newly opened Tattoo parlour situated above a Turkish Bath House in London's fashionable St James's. Read more here
Inked body art had long been celebrated in cultured circles from Japan to the Middle East and those who had travelled in such romantic destinations were well aware that a carefully considered Tattoo has always been the mark of a Gentleman. Thus, 76 Jermyn Street, a thoroughfare well known to this day as showcasing the very best in masculine culture, attracted an esteemed clientele that included a significant number of the Crowned Heads of Europe, an odd, very odd, Maharajah along with a smattering of the nobility and sundry thrown in for good measure.
Although the Sun dimmed and set on the British Empire, it remains that a new tattoo is still the proud emblem of those determined to make their mark.
Skin thus penned by needle and ink deserves the very best tattoo after care available to both soothe sensitivity & promote healing whilst preserving the vibrancy and contrast of each artwork.
And how, you may well ask, does one locate the best lotion for tattoos? In my endeavours to offer an answer, I turned to those somewhat battered journals wherein notes from my travels describe the influence of certain healing oils which might be effectively employed in the creation of a fine tattoo ointment.
Captain Fawcett's Tattoo After Care Salve has been developed to calm, moisturise and assist healing. A fragrance free blend of Rice Bran Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil & Shea Butter infused with extracts of Flame Tree & Snake Vine. Ingredients historically used by Aboriginal people in bush medicine' these botanicals are naturally high in antioxidants, have powerful antibacterial and anti-inflammatory properties that both aid skin repair and act as a sunscreen helping prevent damage by UV light.
Furthermore, The Captain is delighted to report that his very own Tattoo Salve has been endorsed and is highly recommended by none other than the World renowned Inkmeister Arron Raw Esq. of Raw Tattoo.
"Captain Fawcett's simply remarkable Tattoo After Care Salve with extracts of natural anti-inflammatory Dragon's Blood & Snake Vine, accelerates soothingly cool healing. It's incredibly good."
As used by Papuan Headhunters, Chimney sweeps, the Nobility, Burlesque dancers and assorted aficionados of the inksmith's fine art.
All hail the tattoo!
The 2017 Remington Beard Boss World Beard & Moustache Championships in Austin, Texas were a veritable delight! A HUGE thank you to the mighty Austin Facial Hair Club and the staff/volunteers at the Long Center for being such welcoming hosts, and of course to each and every one of you that visited my Right Hand Man at the Captain's pop-up Gentleman's Emporium. Read more here
The 2017 Remington Beard Boss World Beard & Moustache Championships in Austin, Texas were a veritable delight! A HUGE thank you to the mighty Austin Facial Hair Club and the staff/volunteers at the Long Center for being such welcoming hosts, and of course to each and every one of you that visited my Right Hand Man at the Captain's pop-up Gentleman's Emporium.
I was joined by Mr Jimmy Niggles from Beard Season, who not only promoted his spectacular 'Million Dollar Beard Oil', but also entered the Natural Full Beard category. What a good sport!
You can view my full gallery of images from this simply spiffing event here.]]>
I am delighted to have collaborated with the esteemed Harnaam Kaur, The Bearded Dame, in concocting a delectable and rejuvenating Hair Elixir.
Harnaam first came to my attention after viewing her on my televisual device, after which myself and Brock Elbank invited her to be part of #Project60.
She has polycystic ovary syndrome, which is a hormonal disorder that, among other side effects, can cause excess hair growth, resulting in her full and magnificent beard. In fact, Harnaam holds the 2017 Guinness World Record for youngest female with a full beard. Read more here
STOP PRESS: I want to celebrate the launch of my Hair Elixir😍❤🌺🌹 I have collaborated with the esteemed @captainfawcett , on my very own delectable and rejuvenating Hair Elixir. 💃🏻🕺🏽💈 A golden and rarefied blend of four nourishing and smoothing base oils, Sweet Almond, Tomato Seed, #Argan and Broccoli Seed. Your hair is assured of intense nourishment whilst aiding cuticle repair. This simply spiffing hair tonic contains a rather spectacular blend of aromatic essential oils: West Indian Bay Pimenta Racemosa, Black Pepper Piper Nigrum, Labdanum Cistus Ladaniferus, Cedarwood Cedrus Atlantica, Cinnamon Leaf Cinnamomum Zeylanicum, Vanilla Vanilla Planifolia and Lime Citrus Aurantifolia. This incredible universal oil is ideal for use on both head and for those fortunate enough to be hirsute of chin... your beard hair. The Bearded Dame Hair Elixir: £28.00. Image - @iaincrockart
I am delighted to have collaborated with the esteemed Harnaam Kaur, The Bearded Dame, in concocting a delectable and rejuvenating Hair Elixir.
Harnaam first came to my attention after viewing her on my televisual device, after which myself and Brock Elbank invited her to be part of #Project60.
She has polycystic ovary syndrome, which is a hormonal disorder that, among other side effects, can cause excess hair growth, resulting in her full and magnificent beard. In fact, Harnaam holds the 2017 Guinness World Record for youngest female with a full beard.
A golden and rarefied blend of four nourishing and smoothing base oils, Sweet Almond, Tomato Seed, Argan and Broccoli Seed. Your hair is assured of intense nourishment whilst aiding cuticle repair.
This simply spiffing hair tonic contains a rather spectacular blend of aromatic essential oils: West Indian Bay Pimenta Racemosa, Black Pepper Piper Nigrum, Labdanum Cistus Ladaniferus, Cedarwood Cedrus Atlantica, Cinnamon Leaf Cinnamomum Zeylanicum, Vanilla Vanilla Planifolia and Lime Citrus Aurantifolia.
This incredible oil is ideal for use on both head and for those fortunate enough to be hirsute of chin... your beard hair.
All hail the hirsute.
I should like to express my personal, heartfelt thanks to those of you who took the time & trouble to travel both far and wide (strangely reminiscent of my ex wife) to Norfolk to join the Captain in celebrating the grand opening of his esteemed Gentlemen's Emporium in the fair town of Kings Lynn... I understand that a simply splendid time was had by all... Huzzah! Read more here
Good Morning to my mad and yet indefatigable chums.
I should like to express my personal, heartfelt thanks to those of you who took the time & trouble to travel both far and wide (strangely reminiscent of my ex wife) to Norfolk to join the Captain in celebrating the grand opening of his esteemed Gentlemen's Emporium in the fair town of Kings Lynn... I understand that a simply splendid time was had by all... Huzzah!
Will the owner of the chap sporting a somewhat askew tweed cap and pink socks please telephone HQ at their very possible earliest convenience and claim the delirious cove, as he in truth has no recollection as to whence he came.
A special thank you to:
Muriel Lavender, Pascal Bannink, Banks Barbershop, The Neutronz, Fey Au Lait, Sir Leopold Aleksander, Kitty Ribbons, Allie Astell, Ian Ward, Thomas Woodrow at Geek Media Ltd, Handdels, Nick Dyble, Andy Worger, Kevin Elfleet Photography, Shefs Catering, AJ Mobile Bar, CFM Event Hire, White China, Dick Ropa Entertainments, Brandon Tool Hire Kings Lynn, West Norfolk Scaffolding, Sid Sottung, Schorem Haarsnijder En Barbier, Hairpomades.com, PomadeShop, Modern Barber Magazine, BarberEvo Magazine, Elgoods Brewery, KL Magazine, Lynn News.
And not to forget the long suffering team at Fawcett head office without whom none of this would have been possible.
Alexandra Sarah Lily Hutchings, Nikki Butlin, Sam Cooper, Simon Vidler, Toma Draugelė, Violeta, Lijana Gedminaite-Guziene, Martine Halls, Taneha Worboys.
All Hail the Hirsute.
Richie aka Captain's right hand man.
Please click here to take a peek at my Facebook Photography Album of the Bash...]]>
My dear chum Ricki Hall had his magnificent beard shaved off on 23rd July 2016, in order to raise money and awareness for Mesothelioma.
The Big Beard Shave Off was conducted by Frank Glorified at Thy Barber, The Bike Shed, Shoreditch, London.
Please donate at http://www.rickisamhall.com - every penny counts.
Sponsors: Thy Barber, Sophie's Steakhouse, Captain Fawcett, P&Co, Nevs Model Agency.
Film and edit: Tom Woodrow, Geek Media Ltd
Photography: Ben Gibson and Iain Crockart
One can view the live broadcast that was filmed as the Big Shave occured, hosted by my Right Hand Man Richie, either here or on my Facebook page... Toodle Pip.
My dear friend Ricki Hall will be getting his magnificent beard shaved off on 23rd July 2016, in order to raise money and awareness for Mesothelioma. Ricki lost his father to this terrible cancer, which affects many although not much is known about it.
The Big Beard Shave Off will be conducted by Mr Frank Glorified at Thy Barber, at The Bike Shed, Shoreditch, London.
Please donate at www.rickisamhall.com - every penny counts.
Sponsors: Thy Barber, Sophie's Steakhouse, Captain Fawcett, P&Co, Nevs Model Agency
Film by Iain Crockart.
Roam & Seek were behind the camera, on location at London Fields and The Whisling Shop.
Toodle Pip.


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More time, more money, and better weather are the excuses we use when we fail to go after what we want.
Don't think too much in the beginning.
The timing is never right. Waiting exacerbates your worries. Best do it now and figure it all out later.
"You don't need more time, you just need to decide." – Seth Godin

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Life Experiment 11: No Sugar
+ 3lbs of weight lost from 151.9lbs to 148.9lbs.
+ Fat mass went from 13.2% to 13.8%
+ It was surprisingly easy to give up sugar
+ I had the best sleep I've had in a long time
+ After eating sugar, my head felt cloudy and 'hungover'
+ I experienced large spikes in weight loss/gain, especially after eating sugar.
One of my neighbours suggested that I attempt eliminating sugar from my diet for my next 30-day challenge. After hearing about their experience, the improvement in their well-being and the amount of sleep they got, I was intrigued to give it a try myself.
The thought of giving up sugar for 30 days seemed like a daunting prospect, especially as I would be training for my next marathon during this time. Not having any energy drinks or sugary snacks to get me through the dreaded wall, when your glucose reserves have been depleted, seemed like an impossibility.
I thought to myself: if I could get through the training without my usual sugary crutches, imagine how easy the run would be in comparison when I did have them. You may have heard of altitude training or resistance training. This would be my own form of training: sugar, depletion training!
One reason why I had resisted doing this challenge previously was the fact the parameters seemed obscure. What should I count as sugar? Technically, I could count any carbohydrate as a sugar. If I wanted to be lenient, I could allow honey and maple syrup. And what about products such as ketchup, granola or yoghurt?
I decided I wanted to be strict on myself, but not too strict that I couldn't eat anything. I decided to restrict all obvious sugars, such as foods that contain sugar, as well as any sugar like substance such as honey or maple syrup. I allowed myself to eat other carbohydrates and fruits but not fruit juices.
There were many more products than I realised that contained sugar. The sweet potato chips that I bought (and tasted so good) had cane sugar on them and the tinned tangerines that I was using to overcome any sweet cravings ended up being sweetened. It become difficult to find items to eat which did not contain added sugar.
Normally I eat something sweet after dinner, and I noticed for the first few days I had my usual craving. After the third day, however, the craving quickly wore off, like a crying child realising that his parents weren't going to give in, my cravings soon learnt to quiet down.
After the first 3 days, I was pleasantly surprised how easy it was to not eat sugar. In addition I was noticing the effects it was having on my sleep , I was averaging over 8 hours a night, compared to my usual 6.
During my sugar hiatus, I came across this interesting article on the Washington Post about how food (not lack of exercise) is the cause of weight gain and I wondered how my weight would change over the next 30 days. I was already near an old time low.
I ran a 19-mile run, the penultimate one before my Africam marathon. I noticed that afterwards I had strong sugar cravings. Maybe it was all the glucose that I used during the run or maybe it was the willpower depletion that caused me to slip up for the first time later that evening. It's useful to be aware, that when you slip up on a personal goal or challenge that you may experience the 'what-the-hell-effect. This is when we say to ourselves that since we have blown our diet, what's the point in continuing and we go completely off the rails and binge eat. And this is what happened to me. Maybe it was the combination of drinking cocktails the next day or eating sugar for the first time the previous day, whatever it was, I found that this reduced my willpower and resulted in me having dessert at dinner.
The following week, I went to an event where professor Dan Ariely was giving a talk. All food and drinks were included and as the event was happening at one of my favourite restaurants, I couldn't help but justify to myself to again eat the dessert that I was offered. Maybe it was the sugar or maybe it was all the drinks, but I felt very unproductive and sluggish the following day.
The next day we had a breakfast potluck with our neighbours. Again there were lots of sugary treats freely available which I had difficulty saying no to. My head felt cloudy that afternoon as a headache came over me, it was as if I was hungover. It would be really interesting to know for sure if this was from the copious amounts of sugar that I consumed that day, I definitely wouldn't be surprised.
The next weekend, I again slipped up after a long 21-mile run. I came so close to finishing it but could not help stopping for some lemonade after hitting the wall. That weekend I proceeded to have more sugary delights, including french toast and some amazing pie that a neighbour made. It might sound like I failed this challenge, but I learned a great deal from it.
Going forward I will test the effect would of a more strict non-sugar diet, not eating fruit and refined carbs.


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Handsome devil Ronnie Moore has been the first to start some kind of psychology in the build up to Forest's visit to Tranmere Rovers at the weekend. Tranmere are likely to be favourites in this match given their home advantage, so the former Rotherham United manager has set out by pointing out the numerous injury problems the almost-Scousers have mounting up.
Midfielder Paul McLaren will certainly be missing with an ankle injury, and there is a chance that winger Kevin Ellison could be joining him on the sidelines after hilariously picking up an eye injury after being poked in the eye by a teammate during a goal celebration. I certainly don't like to find mirth in the misfortune of others, but that did tickle me.
Top scorer Chris Greenacre and Shane Sherriff also are doubts for our visit, and perpetual arsehole Jason McAteer as well as Danny Harrison are also expected to remain sidelined with their existing injuries. Tranmere do have a relatively small squad, so it's possible Moore will be tempted to dabble with some loan signings before the weekend, either way, injuries or no injuries I expect a tough match. Not least since Rovers may well line up with a certain Mr Taylor who I'm sure would like to shut up a few fans who treated him rather shabbily during his spell with Forest.
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TORn message board member Beutlin alerts us to a German film website Moviepilot.de that has recently posted a video showcasing Hobbiton and a couple of WETA artists working on The Hobbit.
Most of the video is in German, but much of the relevant bits (from 07:10 through to around 13:00) are spoken in English by New Zealanders.
The topic is already being discussed on our message boards, and anyone willing to send in an English translation of the relevant bits is most welcome to do so.
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Undoubtedly the worst disaster to ever hit the wine world, in the late 1800s a Phylloxera epidemic erupted throughout Europe coming close to killing pretty much every vine on the continent and all of its grape varieties.
Phylloxera, a microscopic aphid that eats the roots of grapes, is native to north America and was inadvertently introduced to Europe by Victorian botanists who had collected specimens of American vines in the 1850s and spread rapidly across the continent. In a desperate attempt to stem the spread, some French winemakers buried a live toad under each of its vines, apparently to draw out the poison, while others ripped up and burned their families ancient vines.
By the end of the 19th century the practice of grafting native American rootstocks, which are naturally resistant to the disease, onto European vines became popular, however such vines did not hold the same appeal as original vines.
European vines which withstood the epidemic are now among the most sought after wines. And while resistance to the bug has increased thanks to grafting, it remains a threat to winemakers.
1956, the extreme frost wiped out 80% of all vineyards between Bordeaux and Languedoc
Who wrote this about phylloxera…So many mistakes.
There are several books on the subject, and a fulsome entry in the Oxford Companion to wine.
Phylloxera did not come close "to killing every vine on the European continent, and all of its grape varieties". There are experimental vineyards in France, on sandy soils, still own-rooted.
Phylloxera was reported in a London glasshouse, and did not "devastate British vineyards", probably the majority of which, and there are many more now, remain free of phylloxera.
Burying toads under vines, which might be praised today as "biodynamic", was one of many bizarre solutions offered for prize money. The solution was to graft to resistant American rootstocks. Sadly the author of the article confuses this process with "hybridisation" which is a sexual crossing of two varieties.
Phylloxera is controllable by grafting on resistant rootstocks, and many but not all vines are planted this way. The vineyards of Chile are free of phylloxera, as are the great majority in Australia.
I have recently written an article suggesting that grapevine trunk diseases pose a greater threat to the worlds vineyard than phylloxera. If you are going to include vineyard pests and diseases in "the worlds worst wine disasters", trunk diseases and maybe red blotch virus are major omissions.
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The Foundry had been first incorporated in 1850 as Athens Steam Company, and produced wood items such as doors, blinds, and sashes; cast iron and brass fittings; and other machinery such as steam engines, boilers, and iron fencing. The business was a success, but not insured, so when the factory burned down in 1853, investors lost everything.
When it reopened in 1854, the Foundry also started making iron fences, verandas, and balconies. In the late 1850s, they created iron fencing and the Arch for the University of Georgia. The Arch originally had gates, but they were removed some decades later. The company also created items for local businesses, such as circular saw mills and pumps, and advertised the advantage of buying locally rather than from northern producers.
During the Civil War, the Foundry produced many items no longer available from other sources, such as threshers, broilers, looms, and sugar mills for the Athens Manufacturing Company, the Athens and Princeton Factories, and the Athens Iron Manufacturing Company. Though they often had to advertise for coal and draft-ineligible laborers, even offering to pay food to those who worked for them, "no other business in Athens could supply so many different items or ones so good."
In 1863, the Athens Steam Company changed its name to the Athens Foundry and Machine Works. Among its most famous creations during this time was the famous double-barreled cannon. The plan was to connect two cannon balls with an eight-food chain that, when fired, would act as a sycthe through an enemy line. However, testing showed that it did not work as intended, as it was impossible to fire both barrels simultaneously, and therefore could not be aimed with any accuracy. It now sits on the lawn of the Athens-Clarke County City Hall.
Today, the site of the Foundry buildings is home to the hotel Foundry Park Inn & Spa.
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- Confederate Athens by Kenneth Coleman in the Heritage and general collections.
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- A Postcard History of Athens by Gary L. Doster in the Heritage and general collections.
- The Melting Point live music venue at Foundary Park Inn & Spa.


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The girl comes from Lakeville Her dad - he cuts hair. It?s a small town in the middle of nowhere. In tried and tested fashion She took a plane and headed west To a city of neuroses, to the one that I love best. Did you think I couldn?t feel it from 5000 miles away? That I wouldn?t sense betrayal in the things he could not say? I may be ditsy - I know I?m uncool But I?m not like you. Sierra Bonita That you?ll never be. And I figure for that you?ll always hate me. But beauty is affliction It scars you from the rest I only wanted to be ordinary, to be no more, to have no less. Did you think he wouldn?t think of me when you moved your hand down there? That he wouldn?t think it strange to run his fingers through your hair? Is the one thing that you want the thing you know you?ll never have? Three lonely people - it?s one sorry mess. Oh my girlfriend, girlfriend I dig the book you bought Hey my girlfriend, girlfriend The record was cool Oh my girlfriend, girlfriend You know you made me smile Oh my girlfriend, girlfriend I thought we?d be friends for a while I thought that we?d be, I thought we?d be friends girl. What?ya do it for? Hey, what?ya do it for? Why?d ya make me cry, little girl? Cry. Oh the books and records, clouds in mind, I think of you, think of him sometimes What?ya do it for? I won?t think about it, I won?t think about it Ever again.
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The Eiffel Tower has been on my bucket list forever and with the big 3-0 looming at the start of this year, I finally decided to check it off.
Matt and I jumped on an early morning Eurostar to Paris and spent the day exploring Montmartre (more to come on that in another post!), eating our weight in French baguettes, and taking a gazillion photos of the Eiffel Tower. The city's piece de resistance, it really was every bit as magical as I imagined it would be.
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Today was a short ride, starting from Swyambhu. It was great to see 11 riders up in this chilled morning. Riding the single trails we head to Mudhku for the tea break via Gooldhunga. "Mudkhu" a junction well known among mtb riders for short uphill and a sweet downhills. Veteran Dawa Sherpa rewarding us with home baked sweet biscuits was the moment of the day, we all enjoyed it. We then hit another single trail from Mudkhu reaching ... Read more


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While visiting with Mr. and Mrs. Golf Cart in their backyard garden in May, I admired their wind chime. I mentioned I had always wanted one of the larger ones but, at $89, they were out of my price range. I explained that I was a dollar store kinda gal. Mr. Golf Cart said, "Bring me an old frying pan and I'll make you one."
Poor guy was probably joking and thinking I had no access to an old fry pan. Unfortunately for him, we were in the process of clearing out Poppie's house. In her later years, Momma was something of a pack rat and I had no trouble finding 3 old, Teflon frying pans that should have gone out with the trash many years ago.
I gave these to Mr. Golf Cart and told him he could have two of the frying pans if he would make me one wind chime.
In no time at all, Mr. Golf Cart arrived at my front door tooting the horn on his golf cart. He wanted to know where to hang the wind chime. Can you believe such generosity? I would have had trouble trying to install something like that. I used to have more courage with saws and hammers back in my youth. Now I'm a gutless wonder.
Those of you who are fans of recycling and upcycling will be pleased that Mr. Golf Cart made my wind chime from recycled parts:
The tubes of the wind chime were left over from a screened canopy Mr. Golf Cart had in his yard.
The wind catcher (the middle piece that clangs on the tubes) is from the fenders of his tow dolly, a 2-wheel trailer designed to carry the front wheels of your car while the rear wheels remain on the road.
Only the 1/16th stainless cables, the crimpers for them, and some miscellaneous hardware was new. You can see how the crimpers work on the stainless cables in the first photo.
I was impressed beyond measure with the stainless cables because most wind chimes are made with fabric cord which rots in just a few seasons. I am now convinced that making one's own wind chime is the way to go.
I finally got it painted in late November. I used a Rust-oleum Metallic spray paint whose lid color looked bronze. The paint looks antique gold to me. Nevertheless, this is a fine looking piece of Yard Art made for me by a fine neighbor.


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Gov Dapo Abiodun of Ogun State has come under heavy criticism for saying his tribe, Remo, will continue to lead Ogun State and Nigeria.
Abiodun had on Saturday said his Remo division had been ruling and would continue to rule Ogun State and Nigeria as a whole in giant strides.
The Governor said this while speaking at the 2019 35th Sagamu Day Festival put together under the leadership of the Akarigbo and Paramount Ruler of Remoland, Oba Babatunde Ajayi.
The Governor, who was proud to be an indigene of Remo, appreciated God for giving the tribe, another opportunity to rule Ogun State once again.
The Naija Weekly recalls that Otunba Gbenga Daniel, an indigene of Remo has ruled the state from 2003 to 2011.
The Yewa-Awori people from Ogun West have not relented in their agitations to, at least, rule Ogun State for once since the state was created 40 years ago.
Remo, comprising Ikenne, Sagamu and Remo North local government areas in Ogun East is also the tribe of Vice President Yemi Osinbajo.
Abiodun said: "God has given us once again in Remoland, another opportunity to be governor of this state. It's a rare privilege. We in Remo have continued to lead Ogun State in giant strides. We'll continue to lead this state, and not just this state, but we'll continue to lead in various aspects of endeavours of this country."
"We have the likes of Chief, Obafemi Awolowo; we have the likes of Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, we have the likes of Prof Ogunlesi and the list is endless."
Speaking further, Gov Abiodun, priding himself as a Remo indigene, said, "This administration decided that we will be characterised as one that has the right fit of people in the right places; and each time we do a search and we find five people to work for us, out of those five people, three of them will be from Remo land. Indeed, Remo land is blessed with a lot of stars all over the world.
"I have to remind myself and my people that, I'm not just the governor of Remoland alone, I'm the governor of Ogun. Anytime we want people to work for us, out of five, three are from Remo This underscores the fact that only the best is good for us," Abiodun said.
But Abiodun's comment has sparked up reactions from indigenes and politicians across other parts of Ogun State as they accused him of tribalistic tendencies.
Meanwhile, the Allied People's Movement (APM) in Ogun State has called out Abiodun, reminding him that "the Aworis, the Yewas, the Egbas and even the Ijebus also have qualified sons and daughters."
A statement made available to The Naija Weekly on Monday by the Acting Publicity Secretary of the APM in the state, Olumide Balogun, said "it is now clear to the good people of Ogun State that Gov. Dapo Abiodun's singular ambition as governor is to 'lift' Remo land above the rest of Ogun State with the view to undoing the immediate past Egba born governor."
Balogun challenged Abiodun to name his contributions to the development of Remo land, being a billionaire before he became the governor of Ogun State.
"What has Gov. Dapo Abiodun done for Remo land with his personal resources before he became 'governor' considering the "enormous wealth" he claims to have. How many roads, schools and healthcare centres did he rehabilitate out of his pocket? A man who 'owns' a private jet, multi-billion naira properties and drives vehicles worth hundreds of millions of naira?"
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"Each time Gov. Dapo Abiodun opens his mouth, he shows lack of depth and the minimum leadership equality to lead a multi-ethnic state like ours. His daily insult of our collective intelligence and sensitivity is becoming worrisome.
"Although, we are not surprised because we know him, we are somewhat crossed at his reckless, insensitive and myopic view of Ogun State. It is naturally tempting for people with small minds to gloat, but someone occupying such an exalted position of governor should be able to, at least, pretend to be noble.
"We hereby call on Gov. Dapo Abiodun to find a stool in his 'kingdom' to stand on, look a bit further and he will see that the Aworis', the Yewas', the Egbas' and even Ijebus' have qualified sons and daughters.
"To our people, we say, "e ku ifara da". It is now clear to the good people of Ogun State that Gov. Dapo Abiodun's singular ambition as governor is to 'lift' Remo land above the rest of Ogun State with the view to undo the immediate past Egba born governor.
"Not that we condemn such aspiration because many of our committed party faithful are from Remo land. What we disagree with is that he is determined to do it with state resources at the expense of other region. Pushing forward this sectional agenda that creates nothing but waste and long term underdevelopment of the state.
"The question that begs to be answered is, what did Gov. Dapo Abiodun do for Remo land with his personal resources before he became 'governor' considering the "enormous wealth" he claims to have. How many roads, schools and healthcare centres did he rehabilitate out of his pocket? A man who 'owns' a private jet, multi-billion naira properties and drives vehicles worth hundreds of millions of naira.
"Gov Abiodun at the recent Sagamu Day Festival said the town deserves a pavilion for the annual event. We need to ask Mr Dapo, where has he been since 35 years ago when Sagamites started the festival? How many has he ever attended? What were his contributions? Why haven't he seen the need for a pavilion years ago? The governor needs to answer these questions and stop displaying hypocrisy.
"It is even insulting to other tribes in Ogun State that Gov Abiodun could say out of every five persons who are qualified for jobs from government, three are from Remo. This is a multi-ethnic state where we have Ijebu, Egba, Yewa, Awori, Ketu, Anago, Egun and others. Is the governor telling us that other tribes are not qualified enough for jobs in his government.
"He even confessed to have been carried away thinking he was ruling over Remo alone and not the entire Ogun State. This is unbecoming of a governor.
"Our prayers daily is that God should forgive our sins as a people and intervene on our behalf. Save our dear state from this spiral fall and enthrone a progressive leader that will govern and develop Ogun state as a whole. Soon, very soon, our prayers shall be heard."


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Corey Feldman charged with possession; spoke out last week about sexual abuse in Hollywood
MONROE, La. — Two days after urging witnesses to speak out about his allegations that he was sexually abused as a child in Hollywood, Corey Feldman has been charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana, driving under suspension and speeding.
The actor and musician's bus was pulled over Saturday evening for exceeding the speed limit in Mangham, La. Police Chief Perry Fleming told The News-Star that Feldman, 46, was driving under suspension. After Feldman was transported to the police department, the arresting officer noticed the scent of marijuana and searched the vehicle.
Because the charges were misdemeanors, Feldman was able to pay a fine of $640 instead of posting bond, Fleming said. Feldman's security guard, Emanuel I. Speal III, 42, also was able to pay a fine of $590 on charges of possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Four other members of Feldman's group, including his wife, Courtney Anne Mitchell, were booked into the Richland Parish Jail on other drug charges, Fleming said. All were able to post bond and were released.
In a series of Twitter posts, Feldman told fans he wasn't arrested or put in jail but received a misdemeanor charge because a member of his crew had medical marijuana with a legal California prescription.
Feldman said he was charged because it was his bus. He said no street drugs were found on the bus, and the group was told all charges could be dropped with proof of proper prescriptions. He said the medicines, which included Xanax, were legal but weren't in their prescription bottles.
On Twitter, Feldman classified the arrests as "a bit of a good ol' shakedown" and said that after the fines were paid in cash, officers asked for pictures and autographs.
Feldman's performance was canceled, but he was still able to appear at the Live Oaks Bar and Ballroom in Monroe and hang out.
Last Thursday, in the wake of the Harvey Weinstein sexual abuse scandal, Feldman made headlines when he tweeted that he hasn't identified his abusers to protect his family.
"4 the record: I will not B going on a talk show 2 disclose the names of my abuser or any1 else's abusers," he wrote. "So please stop asking me to do so."
He tweeted that he would "love" to see others come forward who witnessed the crimes. "Still not 1 of my peers has offered up anything in a decade!"
Feldman is best known for roles in 1980s classics Stand By Me, Gremlins and The Goonies.
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Joy of Satan. A cult you should avoid. Welcome to my Joy of Satan expose page where I will write about this very amusing cult & all of it's broken ways.
Now let's begin shall we? What is this "Joy of Satan"? Jews Will Eat Me: Andrea Herrington Fails Lingustics (and History) Forever. Andrea Herrington is one of the more entertaining kooks on the interweb.
For those not aware of who she is, I'll be brief: Andrea Herrington (also known as Maxine Dietrich) runs a website called the Joy of Satan. She is a theistic Satanist who believes that Satanism was the original religion before those nasty monotheists showed up to ruin everyone's fun. NSM : National Socialist Movement Party Headquarters. The National Socialist Movement Implodes. Cliff Herrington Phone and Address.


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Various articles in the media and news over the last week have reported that the Bible has been withdrawn from sale or banned in China. It's understandable that we would be alarmed at this news and wonder what this might mean for our friends in China. Thriving Turtles thought it would be good to give a summary of the situation as we understand it, and make some comments and suggestions:
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There are many Bible apps available for smartphones. There is a huge variety in what features different apps have, but a few considerations to help get someone started are:
Which Chinese Bible should I recommend people read?
Written by: Jane Updated 21st December 2017 and 17 August 2018.
Choosing a Chinese Bible involves not only choosing a version, but choosing a script and other factors as well. These are identified by a range of symbols that appear with the abbreviation for the name of the Bible translation.
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