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"Hi could you write about a couple I know? The wife is called Janelle. She is 40, kind of tall (5 ft 10 inches), still very attractive, short blonde hair, 38D breasts 30 waist 38 hips. She is strong willed, a nurse. She loves sex although she is devoted to her husband she misses the days when she was free to fuck as she pleased. The husband is Kevin. He is 42, 6 foot 2 inches, wears a beard, and has dark brown hair, with some streaks of grey showing. He is heavyset, overweight.
He is not well-endowed, having a 5.5 inch cock. He is thoughtful, kind, and a little kinky, loves his wife dearly and has no clue that she doesn't feel 100% satisfied with their sex life." An E-mailed reader's request. ***************** Janelle had been getting steadily more bored, their holiday was running out of steam.
Her husband had convinced her to come all this way for the scenery and to be together. However in the last three days he'd spent all his time milling around this excavation site. They had met a group of archaeologist's earlier that week and had been convinced to visit their site deep in the hills of Transylvania. The Romans had come just about as far as this before giving up and the border fort their new friends had found was well preserved just under the soil.
Her husband had found the digging and shifting of dirt fascinating, Janelle unfortunately had not. The only real plus point for Janelle was that the tented encampment had a bbq every night; and she rather enjoyed the company of the younger students and academics. That evening, she sat slightly worse for wear, drink the only thing readily available on the meagre site. And tonight to her annoyance the group had a new visitor and Janelle felt a little put out. Even her husband had fawned over the blonde woman who had kindly dropped off supplies.
And now this new visitor sat with them laughing and fluttering her eyelids; some of the younger men around her like puppy dogs. Seeing Janelle on her own Lady Busenstien came over to introduce herself. The younger woman was very polite saying how lucky Janelle was to be here with all these men. Janelle laughed and invited her to sit feeling that maybe she shouldn't be so shallow. They struck up a conversation Kristen Busenstien explaining her village was the only one within 100 miles and she felt sorry for the poor dears out here with no where to re-supply.
Janelle thought how kind she had been, not snooty even though her aristocratic title would suggest it.
Kevin who had paid little attention to his wife that evening came over to get in the conversation as well. Janelle felt the anger building again; already aware of how her husbands eyes had popped from his head when the black clad beauty had sauntered in earlier. As the drink flowed Janelle got more and more annoyed until finally she stood up and stormed off. In her tent she felt foolish and embarrassed. There was a person behind her. "I hope it's nothing I've done?" Whispered a sweet German voice.
Janelle turned to see Lady B. "Oh no, no it's not your fault, just my husband he a typical man." Kristen smiled a knowing smile, "oh mm yes." Then put her finger to her mouth as if thinking. "Why don't you come back with me tonight, give him something to think about." Janelle thought for a second.
"No I couldn't." But the blonde beauty insisted. "Ja, sure you can its only 50 miles. I'll send the car back here to pick him up in the morning. Leave him a note.
You'd love my home." She felt unsure. Kristen continued "You can both continue your holiday with me." Janelle finally nodded. "Yes why not, com'n let him stew for the night," and she searched for a pen. Janelle took a small bag and hurried out giggling with her new friend like naughty school girls.
She had been wearing a denim skirt and boots with a denim top Cow girl style, and had decided it would be enough to keep the chill away. "Ready when you are." She said sniggering; Kristen having to take her arm the drink hitting home in the cold air. The black Mercedes was parked a little away from the camp site and was only just visible in the near pitch black.
Kristen opened the rear door. "Here sit in the back, ride in comfort." Janelle bent down to climb in. She peered inside and froze seeing a shape on the seat. "Oh my God what oooh uggzzzzzzz!" Her body went limp as she collapsed into the car.
Kristen lifting her legs in; Tazer gun in her hand. Janelle came around slowly, her head spinning her body uncomfortable, in fact very uncomfortable. The car was stationary though maybe a few miles from were it had been a quarter of an hour earlier.
She tried to move then realized her arms were bound. "Oh my." She moaned looking down. She was sat on the back seat arms tied back to either side of the rear window struts, so her shoulders were pulled flat to the back rest her bosom thrust out.
The top 4 buttons had been undone and the denim barely held in her white soft tits. Below her dress had been pulled up to her waist, her long legs, boots still on spread very wide the ankles attached to unseen bonds in the foot well.
But it wasn't this exposed position that made her moan. As she had got into the car she had noticed the rear seat; in the middle it appeared to have a hatch out of which a fat dildo sprang upright. Now that same dildo was almost missing the bendy Perspex shaft curving up into her twat as she sat straddling it. Kristen was in the front seat looking over her shoulder. "Just an hour or so trip my dear," and with that she turned on the ignition. Janelle convulse with shock.
The dildo must somehow have been connected to the drive shaft directly below as it began to vibrate matching the engine revs. "Oohh God ooohh what oohh please oooooooo!" Janelle gave a long moan her lips pouting eyes wild as the car set off on its long journey. The ride was rough, pot holed and uneven. Each thud of suspension kicked back up into the poor woman's cunt.
"Ooohhh." The vibrator was about 7 inches long, 6 inches inside. Her body was bound so rigidly in a seated position there was no way she could lift herself free.
The cock buzzed, the thing filled with small ball bearings which wriggled and clattered sending tingling sensations all the way up her shaft. "Ooh you fucking bitch ugggh oh ooohh!!" Wailed the short haired woman; her final blouse button popping bare breasts bulging out. Kristen was looking in the mirror every so often, listening to Wagner on her stereo.
The rubber cock was unrelenting, even when Kristen slowed to a halt the old engine still rattled transmitting the vibration deep into her slit. "Uuggghh stop please awwwwww!" But Janelle could get no sense from the Germanic bitch. "Why, uggh stop why are you doinggg uggggggggggggggggggh, fuck fuckkkk!" The sensations were getting unbearable, her thighs ached, her arms numb and it had only been 20 minutes.
20 minutes of constant deep holed vibration! Kristen spoke, her blue eyes narrowing to slits a wicked glint in them as she looked in the rear view mirror. "The cock must be really getting to you, no? The metals balls are so naughty don't you think?" She pulled over and leaving the engine running stepped out.
Although now not as rapid, the thing continued to hum around her wet slit. Janelle looked down between her legs. "Oh God," the bitch had greased the thing before mounting her on it. The white gel foam rimming her bare hole now visible.
Also other juices, her own were appearing. "Ohh no please!" She thought, the sensations building. Kristen leaned against a tree cigarette in her hand listening to the chugging engine and the grunts in the rear cabin almost as if it was any other evening drive.
Her captive had fine big tits and great child bearing hips. A little old maybe but the right looks and well she had to admit, she like breaking the fiery ones. Louder and louder groans came from the car. She opened the door looking in. "Get the fuuuuck off me you uggh bitch!" Screamed Janelle, as Kristen put her hand down to spread her captives pussy lips examining the fucked entrance. "Umm your getting wet you dirty girl. I think I'll help you along." And with that she produced a small pot scooping a glob of jelly out of it.
"Ooooooooh!" Janelle writhed more as the vixen smeared it onto the bound woman's hardening clit. The gel stung, burning making her see spots in front of her eyes.
"Ooh its burns uggggggghh." Kristen climbed back in to the driving seat and set of again, her captive red faced, sweat running down her neck between her barely contained tits. The sensations began to get too much, the humming, vibrating tool nudging deep, the friction on her walls now unbearable.
She had stopped making sense now only groaned and wailed the cabin so hot she felt she would pass out. The climax came finally, her pelvis suddenly becoming tense, her clit fat and on fire. Her pussy was flexing the fluid visibly oozing around the cock base onto the leather seat. "Ohhoooooooooohh Jesus nooo! Ah, ah, ah, ahhhhh" She screamed; bucking, trying to wrench her arms and close her thighs. Kristen carried on driving a smug grin on her face. Janelle was a sweaty mess.
"Uggh please let me of it now, ugggh!" But it appeared she wasn't going to. "The gel will keep you excited for a little longer. I think you'll come again before we get there." Explained Lady B with a sexy over the shoulder wink. Janelle was slumped half conscious in the backseat by the time the car neared the village. She had indeed come; twice more in fact; her puss now slack and very sore. She could see a large dark castle on the cliff its windows illuminated, long deep slits; and as the car rounded a bend three figures appeared dead ahead.
Janelle didn't care about her exposed position, her energy completely sapped. It was man in camouflage; behind him two young men 16 maybe, both with large automatic pistols looking oversized in their teen hands.
Kristen leaned from the window. "Good evening." She said in an elite manner. "And how are your boys? Teaching them well I see" She'd admired the stealth at which they had ambushed her.
The man spoke proudly. "They're the best by far my lady." She smiled again. "Hmm good. Have them come to the castle tomorrow." The man snapped his heels and nodded as she drove off. "Jawol!" Janelle once in the castle grounds was pulled from the car by a number of hands.
The figures frog marched her inside her legs giving way. They half carried her along, boots scrapping on the polished stone floor. One helper was a man tall and athletic, the other a young woman dressed in a plain tight black dress uniform with black stockings and heels. Kristen followed behind. "Lets not waste any time, we only have till morning." She said in a professional tone. Janelle finally hung in the warm tower room. From her stretched standing position she could see out of the narrow window 100 ft down to the village, a sheer drop.
She had been stripped naked apart from her heeled cowgirl boots. Though 40 her figure was firm, hips large, curving to a fine waist, her blonde short hair now almost brunette with black streaked highlights from the sweat. Her ass was slightly too large so were her boobs, as Kristen had observed, a fine fleshy wench. Her legs were apart supporting herself, her naughty shaved pussy (Something her husband adored) pouting embarrassingly. Kristen was in front of her, dressed in flying trousers and boots, like a WW1 pilot.
Along side was the young man panting after struggling to string his captive up. "What are you going to do? Please just stop." She moaned her arms aching. Kristen explained delighting in telling her; the sweet German woman that she had met earlier now an evil lustful witch. "You're bosom is wonderfully round, nipples so fat.
We have a device for milking them." Janelle moaned swaying slightly. Kristen trailed a hand across the bound woman's waist as she struggled to pull away. "Also I would so like to punish your ass." Janelle moaned again, "punish me, why? Milk me how? What the fuck for? Awww oh god someone help me." ****** Back at the camp Kevin read the note.
"Gone with my new friend Kristen, will send car at breakfast. Love Janelle." He rubbed his head. He'd been a fool. Why would she think he wanted that pneumatic blonde tart anyway; he loved his wife. In the high tower Janelle was only able to watch as Hans, Kristen's brother rudely groped each of her breasts rubbing the nipples, smearing Vaseline onto the pimply pink surround.
They indeed did have a strange machine, like a compressor with two milking suction tubes coming from it. He couldn't resist a quick suck on each nipple making her moan in disgust. "Unnnn fuck!" Then the machine started and the cups were attached with a filthy sucking noise. "Slock!" "Ohh shit uggg!" The machine instantly began to tug the ends half an inch in. "Uggh!" The air was been removed the vacuum teasing the nipples.
The sensation wasn't too painful more a continuous ache and throb. Her head was lolling to one side and she looked up over her lashes. "Ooooohh please!" She moaned horrified. Kristen had a long syringe in her hand the end dripping fluid. Janelle froze gritting her teeth as the bitch injected one then the other tit. "Hormone enhancement, very concentrated.
Your breast will harden and grow slightly over the night as they produce the milk they think they need." Hans checked the attachments and nodded to his sister. "Good, now can you leave us Hans?" Kristen said sweetly stroking a black whip with her long fingered hand. "We girls have a lot to get through." The suspended blonde wife screamed, her voice echoing around the tower.
The caning of her ass was searing through her flesh to her thighs making them quake. The bitch was angling the whip to hit both cheeks.
Acting like a school mistress, ordering her to bend more, informing her just before it hit. "Ja, and another one." Whack! "Hmm bend more! Over you go bitch. Again!" Whack! "Eewwwwwwwiieeee!" The spanked woman swayed and howled, the heavy suction tubes bouncing as her tits sprang forward.
As she whipped Kristen talked about the Reich. About her master race, how Janelle would give herself to the village, fucked by an Aryan superman to bare his child. "No, no awwwww eieeeeeeeeeeee! My husband he'll uuggghh find me." Kristen smiled pushing her victim's shoulders forward to raise her ass for the next swipe. "Yes my dear," she laughed agreeing; "he will, he will." Whack!
Finally, thankfully, Kristen stopped. Janelle exhausted hung limp. The milking cups making her tits sore, the enlarged teats throbbing at each piston suck. "Try to sleep. By morning you're tits will have swelled and the machine will be greedily filling its jar." And with that the tall vixen left the room not even bothering to lock the door.
If you'd been passing the east tower at that moment the wail of despair from the turret high above would have filled you with dread.
Kevin awoke the next morning eager to see his wife. He washed and combed his beard, brushing the grey streaks in his hair back in long distinguished strands. He pulled his portly frame into his pants tugging the buckle tight on his belt. Beep! Beep! Outside his cabin was the familiar long black limousine.
The driver was getting out. Tall, too shapely to be a man, the curvaceous creature walked slowly up to him, She was dressed in a chauffeurs outfit with peaked cap, her smile warm her feature reminiscent of a stunner he'd seen in a movie not long back. "Good morning sir," said Becky her perfect complexion highlighted by ruby lips, "your wife sends her love." The young beauty helped him load his cases and he lingered on her bent body as she filled the boot.
She caught his eye and he blushed looking away. "When you're ready sir," she purred. The back of the car was spacious and he was grateful of the room; his large size and height usually cramped in taxis. The centre of the seat seemed to bulge uncomfortably apart from also been slightly damp, so he sat to one side therefore been able to glance at the captivating eyes of his young driver.
She didn't seem to want to engage in conversation, however from time to time she glanced back almost wickedly as she navigated the winding road. He sat fidgeting a little bored then noticed a compartment on the back of the driver's seat.
"A drinks cabinet maybe?" He thought to himself. He twisted the catch and it opened, an old large book falling out. He caught it, opening the binder. He almost immediately slammed it closed again and just caught the eye of the girl watching him through the rear view mirror.
He blushed, but had to look inside again. The page he had opened on had one exquisite drawing; a woman, reminding him of Jessica rabbit, all hair and enormous tits. She was struggling as a man held her waist, his free hand inches from an enormous long nipple. The woman's hips were wide curving down to another man, pliers in his hand the pincers just wide enough to take the girls erect tit point.
His other hand was on his erupting long cock as he sprayed her statuses thigh and calf. The hand drawn stunner's eyes seemed to look out at Kevin, and he felt his cock hardening, his mind racing with thoughts. Her mouth was excited, cheeks puffed. She would feel the man's finger nip her tit end hard any second.
He would hold it for his friend to clamp his steel device around. She was on heat, lustful, how she would writhe, the spunk rubbing across her legs as she wriggled in pain and ecstasy. His head was swimming! The secret Nazi geometry of lust etched into the art work unhinging his mind. He sat back, red faced panting. "Oh,uhh cough, Jesus what is this?" The girl continued to drive. "Are you ok sir?" Kevin felt his cock twisting in his pants trying to spring straight.
"Uggh just a little hot." He replied trying to close the book. He could see her long neck over the seat, red hair just visible tucked under her hat.
Her face was so sexy, fat kissable lips, such a young taut body all dressed up prim and proper. "Ooh fuck, its soo hot in here." He moaned his brow glistening. The car came to a halt Becky getting out and opening the rear door. She climbed inside placing her round fabric ass on the seat her legs together.
She took her hat off and her hair tumbled down the side of her face.
"Oohh I don't feel too well." He said then blushed realizing the obscene picture was still in full view of this red headed angel. She gently closed the book putting it back were he'd found it. "Oh God you're so pretty," he said without thinking. He couldn't believe it; what was wrong with him, the cock in his pants rock hard. Becky smilled back wiping the hair from her face.
"Would you like to show me something sir?" She asked innocently her lips slightly open. He gulped as she unbuckled his belt his pot belly bulging, his cock now straining through the fabric.
"Oh, miss oooohh!" She unfastened his zipper the stubby thing fully erect sprang into view, her slim delicate hand stroked the foreskin tugging it down to its limit making his pink head judder. "Oooooooo! She tugged straight up and down her eyes amorous, lashes fluttering. Her long soft finger caressed his ribbed flesh her ruby nails scratching his tender head. "Oh yes you horny little bitch ooohhhh!" He gasped unashamedly.
She just continued to wank, a constant rhythm still sitting prim, eyes concentrating. His hand grabbed her neck, "ooh suck it, suck it off!" She gave him a hard slap across the face. "Sit back you worm, pull your pants down. Are your balls just as small?" He gulped dragging his pants to his knees embarrassed his cock now red with the hard jerking. Her other hand reached down to cup and squeeze his nuts. He groaned his head swimming. "Be still!" She snapped as she increased her pace. "Oh, oh, oh ooh, yes, yes, ooohhhhh!" Becky gave a school girl yelp of delight as his prick shot, the spunk flying straight up like a stuttering fountain.
Two, three last tugs then with the slime across her hand she finally slowed and stopped. She climbed out wiping the come from her hand with a hanky chief not speaking a word. And it was another 10 miles further on before Kevin stopped panting and pulled up his stained pants. ***** Janelle had managed to get a few awkward dream filled hours sleep.
Her arms had gone completely numb and she had to be help to stand. Her tits were also sore beyond belief the ends now weeping white liquid the jar ahead of her now a quarter of a pint full. She gave the first of what she knew would be many groans that day. "Stop pleaseeeeeeee!" Hans examined the bottle. "Very good a impressive amount from such a lovely new cow." She sensed someone else in the room.
It was the two teenagers that she had seen last night on patrol. Both were naked their bodies firm, smooth, hairless. Hans undid her hands from the bounds and she fell to the floor mat.
Her first instinct was to pull the tit suckers but the seals were too tight she just spasmed with pain. Hans crouched down, "these young men are going to fuck you hard. Their seed is important to us; your tits are ready for pregnancy, be assured your womb is too." The two boys were erect, their cocks hard, lightly haired and pink. They descended on her while Hans watched. Janelle could only groan her mind accepting the inevitable.
"Oh god this is it!" Janelle had never been with two men before. She felt hands all over her, on her hips, under her neck inside her thighs. The young boys cocks were slapping her leg and waist the owners frenzied with teenage lust. "Look at her tits, ahh ooh fucking slut!" Slap!
"Bend her over; how do you like that bitch?" She howled as one fingered her anus two digits in. The other stroked her tits getting the same response.
"Good there so hard and fucking sore." She bucked as the other also groped in delight. "Open that mouth, come on swallow some cock." Janelle dry mouth filled with hot young flesh. These boys were young enough to be her kids and she slurped in disgust on his young tender head. The other was pulling her up onto her knees her lacerated ass stinging to his touch.
"Uggh yeah uggh fucking knell you bitch oh ooohhh yeahhhh!" She coughed on the mouth cock the other young blood easing up her pussy. "Oh heavens ohhh please!" She wailed in her head. The boy was thrusting hard making her gag on his friend's tool.
"Ugh, ugh, oh you're tight and hot, uggh!" He reached round gripping, her tits tubes clattering on the floor. She shook in discomfort her breasts still squirting over and over filling the jar. He lent back to begin his serious penetration, "ah, ah, ah, ah." His friend slapped her face away from his cock. "Too much whore I nearly filled your mouth!" Hans was supervising making sure the boys would empty up her with their loads.
"Now harder yes, yes do it." The young mans first spurt was weak, his second a torrent. Janelle gasped feeling her walls splattered with Aryan seed. His cock quickly subsided and in disappointment he withdrew. The other boy was more patient, he caressed her butt. "Stay on all fours you horny cow." The room was silent just the sucking of the machines and Janelle now constant low moan of discomfort.
The boy pressed onto her. "Hold still uggh yes ugggh that's deep uggh ah ah ah!" She rocked obediently his hands on her shoulders and back thankfully letting her abused tits hang loose. His cock was long and firm and she gulped as he fucked hard nudging her deep inners, "Oh, oh, oh!" She grunted to his enormous delight. "Yes you like it, come on work that fat ass uggh it's coming its coming ooohhhhhh!" Her throat swallowed as she felt him fire a wad inside her pussy.
Suddenly the sucking machine fell silent and Hans caressed her sore tits. He smiled, slightly twisting the tubes and she gave a screech as each nipple was plucked from its glass vacuum.
Slock! One of the teenage boys was near her again this time with a strange mask, wires hanging from it.
The woman screamed as he fastened the mind device over her sweaty face pulling it tight. Voices started in her ears, then lights then she yelped as Hans began to cane her ass, last nights punishment not deemed enough. Kevin had only just recovered from the temptresses attentions when his transport spun into the courtyard. The blonde beauty he had seen last night was waiting there looking even more stunning in the day.
He climbed out sheepish wondering what his driver would say. But Becky just smiled and walked into the main hall. "My wife, is she here?" He asked feeling relieved. "Of course but she's showering I believe." Kristen explained smiling warmly. "She's a very fine woman." Kevin nodded proudly in agreement He was then escorted inside to the drawing room.
He sat on a long luxurious sofa; Kristen sitting across from him long legs crossed her appearance immaculate. She began to explain all. "I'm afraid Janelle is going to be staying with us from now on." As she spoke at length he frowned confused. The woman was mad, what the hell was she talking about. Stay here, new husband, master race? He got up face turning red with anger.
In the door way he saw his wife, dressed only in a towel her hair wet, legs still damp. "Janelle what's going on what are you doing for Christ sake?" Escorting her in was Hans also in a towel. Kevin's anger grew and he stammered unsure of himself. "Li… listen, I want some explanations." "Be quiet!" Demanded Kristen," and sit down!" Kevin tensed his arms, his hands as fists.
"Don't be a fool you are no match for Hans, accept it." Kristen said her voice now bellowing. Kevin saw the man's six pack figure, a body engineered by his evil father to perfection and he reluctantly relaxed. "Sit now!" The uber bitch demanded, and Kevin's knees gave way. Hans also sat down Janelle kneeling at his side. Her face was tired her eyes blank.
At the door now stood one of the young men in full black kit swastika on his arm. In is hand an old ww2 machine pistol. The gun was well oiled and obviously in full working order.
He approached levelling the barrel towards Kevin. Kristen introduced the young buck. "This is Janelle new husband; she'll soon be bearing his child, if he's not impregnated her already." Kevin shook with rage the boy's eyes delighted, showing he'd already sampled his new busty wife. Hans unfastened his towel exposing his long limp cock, totally bald.
"A demonstration I think!" And Janelle nodded placing her head in his lap her mouth swallowing the floppy monster. "Ooh god no," Kevin choked not knowing what to do. She began to take long slurping sucks the head expanding the shaft quickly hardening.
Hans leaned back caressing her head. "Lick under the head, ahhh yes swallow deeper ugghh! Suck harder good!" Janelle obeyed her cheeks bulging in her mouth full of saliva," slurp, suck!" Kevin shook his head over and over as the man's cock became enviously hard.
Janelle savouring his pink fat head her lips wet with her own juices. Kristen smiled enjoying the view. "Your wife has such a lovely ass. I'm afraid it's a little sore at present; but still full and womanly." Kevin could see her butt pressed out, the towel only just reaching below her waist. Her cheeks were bruised; long straight welts where she had taken the cane punishment.
Kristen continued with her teasing. "Have you ever fucked her rear hole? Hmm no? Do you think she could take his cock up there?" Kevin was shaking, his wife been so obedient not even flinching when Kristen had said what she had in store for her. Hans ordered his new slave to stand up, and then tugged the towel away so she was fully exposed.
Janelle just groaned a little as he pulled her down onto his lap facing away from him. Kevin began to shout. "No Janelle for God's sake." Hans put his arm under her closed knees and raised both legs tight together.
Her ass stretched and Kevin could see the hard cock sliding against her butt crack. Her hands were down spreading her cheeks the pink anus winking at him as Hans pointed his cock towards the tight entrance. His wife gave a long moan the cock forced against her hole. Hans was lifting his waist pushing slowly but firmly. Janelle gasped then gave an anguished groan as her ass was slowly busted open.
The cock was disappearing between her stretched rectal mouth. Her swollen breasts were pointing to the roof as her back arched her teeth gritted the cock now 4 inches and more inside. Kristen laughed. "The bitch likes it.! Look at how her ass hole is stretched round my brother's cock!" Kevin couldn't take his eyes of the seated couple.
The man's fat balls almost the only visible part of his cock the shaft sucked inside her. Then he slowly pulled out making Kevin wince with the length of shaft he had eased up her. Janelle gave a satisfied yet painful moan. "Ohh yesss master ugghh!" He jerked back up gripping her waist holding her knees high. "Ugghh master! Ohh ohhh!" He began to pump her ass red with the friction her face tensed but aroused, "Uggh uggh oh fuck, uggh yeah, yeah arrgggg shit, shit ugghhh!" He gave a grunt as his cock came too far out springing from her hole, the black void visible as her muscles tensed back close.
She shrieked as he hungrily forced it back in. "Ja, ja!"She gasped her accent now with a taint of German. Her nails clawed the back of the seat as she struggled to hold herself steady his bucking becoming rampant. "Oh, oh, oh, more, more fuck me ugghhhhhhhhhh!" Janelle was shaking in sensation the fucking going on and on her husband drawn and despairing.
Hans was an insatiable stud, would his cock ever tire? The man's bull size ball flapping in his hairless scrotum as the stud controlled his entry fast then slow holding the woman up and exposed using her like his own personal wanking device.
"Ah, take it you bitch ugghh." He fixed a satisfied glare at Kevin. "Uggh your wife she's soo hot, ugh I'm coming I'm filling her!" Janelle's mouth pouted like a fish gasping out of water as her lover gave a thunder of thrusts ejecting inside her busted canal. He hosed inside her before allowing her legs to fall pushing her from his lap. Janelle fell to her knees, hair matted, shoulder aching moaning over and over. Kristen stood up snapping her fingers to the teen standing with the gun.
"Take her old husband away, he's seen enough." Kevin hardly resisted, standing sobbing his hands shaking, his brainwashed wife still sprawled on the floor in a world of her own. Hans shouted back to the young man, "and then take your broodmare home." The boy nodded, making a mental note to fuck her in the ass once her pregnant belly had grown too large.
************ Castle Busenstien had so many rooms and corridors; even Becky after many months could still not always remember which way was quickest. She had just shown her latest guest to their impressive quarters and as she returned she passed a locked door she now rarely visited. She paused, searched for the key and then entered the dim windowless space. The room was meagre more like a cell, a bed and a few items the only comforts. In the middle of the room was a long teak chest, holes punched in its top.
This was where the cells occupant spent most of his daylight hours. She kicked the side then knelt down unlatching a small hand size hatch three quarters of the way down. She reached in feeling her way. Kevin wriggled laying on his back facing up his black mask and gag stopping him from producing more than feint grunts. She found her target and began to tug at the small stubby cock, its shaft now pointing eagerly out of the hole.
"Good boy," she purred, as she gave the gimp the same loving hand job she had done in the car many times since. Inside the box Kevin saw nothing, only heard her soft voice and felt the only human contact he now had these days. He wondered if his wife even remembered him, her life now so different from his. Becky's hand was beginning to blur, the jerking so fast; and in a few wonderful moments he would erupt in frustration and delight. He knew her red lips were only inches away yet never once had her wide mouth tasted him.
In his head he pleaded knowing in torment that his desire would never be fulfilled. "Oh please. Suck, suck in the name of the fatherland suck!" Thank you for your request. Feel free for anyone to mail me their ideal babe for the Busenstien treatment.


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25 Brethren, pray for us.
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28 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. Amen.
T The first epistle unto the Thessalonians was written from Athens.
CHAPTER I. 1 Saint Paul certifieth them of the good opinion which he had of their faith, love, and patience: 11 and therewithal useth divers reasons for the comforting of them in persecution, whereof the chiefest is taken from the righteous judgment of God.
AUL, and Silvanus, and Timotheus, unto the church of the Thessalonians in God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ: 2 Grace unto you, and peace, from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ. 3 We are bound to thank God always for you, brethren, as it is meet, because that your faith groweth exceedingly, and the charity of every one of you all toward each other aboundeth ; 4 So that we ourselves glory in you in the churches of
God, for your patience and faith in all your persecutions and tribulations that ye endure: 5 Which is a manifest token of the righteous judgment of God, that ye may be counted worthy of the kingdom of God, for which ye also suffer: 6 Seeing it is a righteous thing with God to recompense tribulation to them that trouble you; 7 And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus' shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels, 8. In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know
not God, and that obey not
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9 Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power; 10 When he shall come to be glorified in his saints, and to be admired in all them that believe (because our testimony among you was believed) in that day. 11 Wherefore also we pray always for you, that our God would count you worthy of this calling, and fulfil all the good pleasure of his goodness, and the work of faith with power: 12 That the name of our Lord Jesus Christ may be glorified in you, and ye in him, according to the grace of our God and the Lord Jesus Christ. CHAPTER II. 1 He willeth them to continue steadfast in the truth received, 3 sheweth that there shall be a departure from the faith, 9 and a discovery of antichrist, before the day of the Lord come. 15 And thereupon repeateth his former eachortation, and prayeth for m. OW we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him, 2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition; 4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God. 5 Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things? 6 And now ye know what withholdeth that he might be revealed in his time. 7 For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way. 8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: 9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, 10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. 11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delu
o that they should believe a lie: 12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness. 13 But we are bound to give thanks always to God for ou, brethren beloved of the Iord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth: 14 Whereunto he called you by our gospel, to the obtaining of the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ. 15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle. 16 Now our Lord Jesus Christ himself, and God, even our Father, which hath loved us, and hath given us everlasting consolation and good hope through grace, 17 Comfort your hearts, and stablish you in every good word and work.
CHAPTER III. 1 He craveth their prayers for himself, 3 testifieth what confidence he hath in them, 5 maketh request to God in their behalf, 6 giveth them divers precepts, especially to shun walleness, and ill company, 16 and last of all §tuded. with prayer and salutaOl.
INALLY, brethren, pray for us, that the word of the Lord may have free
course, and be glorified, even as it is with you: 2 And that we may be de-, livered from unreasonable and wicked men: for all men have not faith. 3 But the Lord is faithful, who shall stablish you, and keep you from evil. 4 And we have confidence in the Lord touching you, that ye both do and will do the things which we command you. 5 And the Lord direct your hearts into the love of God, and into the patient waiting for Christ. 6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tra: dition which he received of UlS. 7 For yourselves know how ye ought to follow us: for we behaved not ourselves disorderly among you ; 8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you: 9 Not because we have not power, but to make ourselves an ensample unto you to follow us. 10 For even when we were with you, this we command
ed you, that if any would not work, neither should he €at.
11 For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.
12 Now them that are such we command and exhort by our Lord Jesus Christ, that with quietness they work, and eat their own bread
13 But ye, brethren, be not weary in well doing. 14 And if any man obey not our word by this epistle, note that man, and have no com
pany with him, that he may be ashamed. 15 Yet count him not as an enemy, but admonish him as a brother. 16 Now the Lord of peace himself give you peace always by all means. The Lord be with you all. 17 The salutation of Paul with mine own hand, which is the token in every epistle: so I write. 18 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.
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into Macedonia, that thou mightest charge some that they teach no other doctrine, 4 Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do. 5 Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart, and of a good conscience, and of faith unfeigned: 6. From which some having swerved have turned aside unto vain jangling; 7 Desiring to be teachers of the law; understanding neiother what they say, nor whereof they affirm. 8 But we know that the law ts good, if a man use it law
"... 9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, 10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine; 11 According to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my trust. 12 And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord, who hath enabled me, for that he counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry; 13 Who was before a blasphemer, and a persecutor, and injurious: but I obtained mercy, because I did it o; in unbelief. 14 And the grace of our Lord was exceeding abundant with faith and love which is in Christ Jesus. 15 This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came
into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief. 16 Howbeit for this cause I obtained mercy, that in me first Jesus Christ might shew forth all longsuffering, for a pattern to them which should hereafter believe on him to life everlasting. 17 Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honour and glory for ever and ever. Amen. 18 This charge I commit unto thee, son Timothy, according to the prophecies which went before on thee, that thou by them mightest war a good warfare; 19 Holding faith, and a good conscience; which some having put away, concerning faith have made shipwreck: 20 Of whom is Hymeneus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme.
CHAPTER II. 1 That it is meet to pray and give thanks for all men, and the reason why. 9 How women should be attired. 12 They are not permitted to teach. 15 They shall be saved, notwithstanding the testimonies of God's wrath, in childbirth, if they continue in faith. EXHORT therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men;
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While I am not an experienced wood worker, I have done some, and have already learned a lot. In the past my projects were either left unfinished or were painted, but then I found shellac. Shellac can be brushed on, sprayed, or wiped on. It is also available in aerosol cans. Shellac dries quickly and cleans up easily with denatured alcohol. Typically only 1 hour is needed between coats.
I have used shellac on all the rocking horses I have built. On the rocking horses my finish schedule has been to sand to 180 grit, apply stain, then apply at least 4 coats of shellac. Sanding with 320 between coats. I have been very happy with how the finish has turned out.
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Landscape designers, home builders and remodelers, patio builders, whatever your profession, taking great photos of your work isn't always as simple as it seams. Homes look crooked or warped, blown out areas when the sun is shining bright. These are just some of the challenges one faces when trying to take pictures on their own. When you trust Hazel Media to take photos of your recent projects, you can be sure that the buildings are true and not distorted, nothing is lost in blown out or super dark areas and that we can capture all the incredible details that let your creativity shine through!


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A couple of months ago, PDF viewer was integrated into Gmail. Now the same viewer has been upgraded to support PPT (PowerPoint) presentations and TIFF (Tagged Image File Format – which are sometimes multi-page and you were able to see only the first page in the previous setup) with in the browser.
This means that there is no need to download the files to your desktop, no additional software required (a benefit bestowed for those who use public / others PC when on the move), to view the content. You can go through the content of the files, in the same browser and later download if it is necessary (such a saver from all those forwarded PPT's, which you normally skim through and delete immediately!!).
The old "View as slideshow" technology is integrated into the 'viewer' which significantly increases both – the user experience and productivity.
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Sterling Silver Necklace with Natural stones
Sterling Silver Rhodium Plated Necklace with Lemon Quartz, Blue Topaz, Amethyst and Citrines
This Necklace was made exclusively for Ixtlan Melbourne Jewellery.
Featuring a tastefull combination of Natural Citrines, Blue Topaz, Amethysts and Lemon Quartz all stones are Originally from Brazil.
The Sterling Silver has been Rhodium Plated (same finish use normally in white Gold) to avoid tarnish and to give that extra shine and lust to the Necklace.
The Necklace has a small chain in the back to be able to adjust the length for different necklines.


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A touch of the old world
Let's face it there is just something about a firelight that we like, from an indoor fireplace to an outdoor fire pit on a cool evening. As LEDs get better we can take the flickering of an old-fashioned oil lamp and put it in your hand. Below is this type of bulb in a common outdoor fixture to see how it looks, as you can see the effect is quite good with today's LEDs, the effect is especially good with a hooded or frosted glass fixture. While we do expect the technology to improve over time there is no need to wait, so why not get this fall a touch of that satisfying warm flicker to your lamps.


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Opinion Journal: START Again
Matthew Kaminski of the editorial board says it's time to rewrite Obama's arms deal with Russia.
This transcript has been automatically generated and may not be 100% accurate.
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Interviewing at Paychex
When you interview at Paychex, we want to see you at your best. Letting you know about our hiring processes as part of your preparation helps you put your best foot forward. You'll be able to present your skills more effectively and gain a competitive edge during your interview.
What to Expect
Job Application
We ask you to complete a detailed employment application even if you provide a resume and reference information. An application may be sent to you for completion prior to your interview, or you may be asked to complete one on site.
Multiple Interviews
Interviewing at Paychex is a thorough process. It is common for you to have multiple interviews with one or more people. Depending on the department, interviews can be conducted in groups or one-on-one, and sometimes even virtually via WebEx or Skype.
Behavioral-Based Questions
In addition to asking questions about your work experience and skills listed on your resume, you'll be asked behavioral-based questions to help us gain a better understanding of your experience. Examples include:
- Describe a situation when you saw room for improvement in a task you were required to complete. What did you do? Did you present your idea?
- In your most recent position, give an example of the steps you took to respond to a specific customer complaint. How did the customer react? Was the customer satisfied?
Depending on the position for which you are applying, Paychex may administer additional testing to evaluate your job skills.
Background checks, drug testing, and reference checks
Paychex maintains a safe working environment for all our employees. We hire people who support this effort. All candidates who are offered a position with Paychex are subject to pre-employment reference checks, drug testing, and background checks.
Realistic job preview program/immersion days (available for certain positions)
Job preview programs allow you to gather more information about the position you are applying for by shadowing people in similar roles. This firsthand observation provides you with an opportunity to ask employees questions to gain a better understanding of whether the job fits your career path or interests.


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Quinoa Tuna Salad Recipe
The combination of tuna, a variety of vegetables, whole grain quinoa, chickpeas and tuna are a delicious way to follow recommendations to reduce many types of cancer and improve overall health. According to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), canned light tuna is lower in mercury than white, albacore, or yellow fin tuna. Adults can enjoy a 4-oz serving of light canned tuna 2-3 times per week and children over the age of 2 years one-to -wo 2-oz servings per week to avoid too much mercury while also gaining the health benefits of omega-3 fatty acids in tuna.1,2
- Food and Drug Administration. Eating Fish: What Pregnant Women and Parents Should Know. https://www.fda.gov/Food/ResourcesForYou/Consumers/ucm393070.htm updated January 2017. Accessed 2-22-18.
- United States Department of Agriculture. Agricultural Research Service. Matthew Picklo. Eat Fish! Which Fish? That Fish! Go Fish! https://www.ars.usda.gov/plains-area/gfnd/gfhnrc/docs/news-2013/eat-fish-which-fish-that-fish-go-fish/ last modified 8/13/2016. Accessed 2-22-18.
- ½ cup dry quinoa
- ½ cup chopped onion
- ½ cup chopped cucumber (leave the peel on for more fiber)
- ½ cup chopped green bell pepper
- ½ cup cherry tomatoes, cut in half
- 1 cup canned chickpeas, rinsed and drained
- 12 oz canned light tuna packed in water
- ½ avocado
- ½ cup nonfat plain Greek yogurt
- ½ cup parsley, chopped
- 2 teaspoons basil
- 2 tablespoons lemon juice
- 1 clove garlic
- ¼ teaspoon black pepper
- Rinse quinoa under cold running water and strain thoroughly.
- Add quinoa and 2 cups water to a medium pot and bring to a boil.
- Reduce heat to low, cover and simmer for 15 minutes.
- After 15 minutes, fluff quinoa with a fork.
- Transfer to a large bowl to cool.
- While the quinoa is cooling, make the dressing by placing the avocado, Greek yogurt, lemon juice, garlic, basil, cilantro, salt and pepper in a blender or food processor and process until smooth and creamy. Set aside.
- Stir the vegetables, chickpeas and tuna into the quinoa.
- Add the dressing and stir to combine.
- Serve right away or cover and store in the refrigerator until serving.
|Nutrition Facts
|Amount Per Serving
|Calories 316
|% Daily Value *
|Total Fat 6.5g
|Saturated Fat 1g
|Trans Fat 0g
|Cholesterol 25g
|Sodium 467g
|Total Carbohydrate 35g
|Dietary Fiber 7g
|Sugars 3g
|Protein 30g
|Vitamin A
|Vitamin C
|* The Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs. The values here may not be 100% accurate because the recipes have not been professionally evaluated nor have they been evaluated by the U.S. FDA.


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Wamily Invites
We're giving away invites to social sites. The next one is Wamily, the social network for groups that includes features similar to Pageflakes and Netvibes (see our Wamily review).
If you'd like access, post your email address in the comments of this post. Or if you want to protect your email address from spammers, grab a temporary email address from Spambox.us, post it here and use your real email address once you reach the registration page.
We'll send invites to the first 3 people on the comments thread below: those people must invite at least 3 more people and so on. Every time you invite someone, leave a reply to their comment with a phrase like "invite sent to Mary" (you may need to use a different phrase each time to avoid the duplicate comment filter). Those who get invites but don't send them out will receive a nastygram from the RIAA. ;)
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Ratatouille on buckwheat
Ratatouille, not the amazing cartoon, but this delicious meal full of earthy flavor.
Kids and I have been watching or better saying rewatching Ratatouille lately and decided to make ratatouille, but hubby needs more than vegetables on his plate and buckwheat is one of our favorite grain at the moment.
Buckwheat has this nutty taste that goes really well with beefsteak tomatoes, zucchini, eggplants and potatoes. Look at this colorful and healthy meal all in one baking dish…. not so much to wash at the end….miss my dishwasher….
Add your favorite fresh herb, mine is thyme, slice few cloves of garlic and bake it.
I finish my ratatouille with few tablespoons of breadcrumbs…and its ready.
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look for opportunities (to read!) everywhere
"The worth of a book is to be measured
by what you can carry away from it."
James Bryce
I love to read. Love it. I always have and I'm pretty sure I always will. The only problem with reading is there's never enough time for it. Ever. No matter how much I read, there are always more and more books coming out and I can't seem to fit it all in. Like most people, I'm pretty busy so sometimes reading takes a backseat to other priorities in my life. Sometimes I just stare at my pile of To Read books or look at the long queue on Goodreads.com and sigh with frustration, "How will ever read them all?" Recently, as I've been working on my own personal development, I've realized that reading is really important to me, both because I love the act of reading and because I love gaining new information from the books I read. Reading is something I love but it also has the added bonus of being pretty good for me. Whether you like to read or not, you can't deny that it has some pretty powerful benefits...
The Benefits of Reading
- Reading stimulates your brain.
- Reading improves your memory.
- Reading keeps you from being bored.
- Reading teaches you about new things.
- Reading increases your vocabulary.
- Reading sharpens your creative skills.
- Reading encourages you to focus.
- Reading allows you be adventurous.
- Reading makes you a better writer.
- Reading relaxes your racing thoughts.
- Reading provides entertainment.
- Reading acts an escape from daily life.
- Reading heightens your self confidence.
- Reading expands your communication skills.
- Reading enlightens you with wisdom.
- Reading illustrates innovative ideas.
- Reading keeps you present in the book.
- Reading inspires you to think independently.
- Reading opens your heart to others.
- Reading relieves stress in your life.
Because I've identified reading as one of those things that's really important to me and that I should do more of (you know, the way some people think of exercise or healthy eating...), I've been giving a lot to how I can incorporate more reading into my daily routines -- without sacrificing all of the things I absolutely have to get done. Those of you who love to read probably feel the same way that I do: there's never enough time! So, I've taken it upon myself to offer up some suggestions of how to incorporate more reading into your life. Most likely, if you're anything like me, reading gets put on the back burner of your life because there are many, many other important things to do. I get that, I do, but reading (especially if you enjoy it!) is really important. Really important. And even with a busy, busy life, you can make time for it. Here's how...
Buy Yourself a Kindle
Over the past 10 months or so, reading has changed a lot for me, mostly because I was fortunate enough to add a Kindle to my life (one of the greatest things ever!). One of the best things about having a Kindle (or any other type of electronic reading device) is that you can carry tons of books with you everywhere you go in one light, convenient contraption. I've gotten into the habit of carrying my Kindle with me almost everywhere so anywhere I am, if I have even a moment or two, I can read. Waiting at the doctor's office? Pull out your Kindle! Riding on the train? Get that Kindle out! Stuck in traffic? Kindle time! (Okay, maybe not that last one since that's probably illegal and is definitely dangerous). Anyway, you get the point. Carrying a Kindle's a lot easier than carrying a book (unless the book is really, really light and small) and you can have lots of books with you at one time.
Kindles are expensive so if you're not all that into reading or don't think you'll use it as often as you'd like, this probably isn't the best option for you. Also, if you're a slow reader, having a Kindle with you at all times isn't going to necessarily help you zip through books any faster. It's not for everyone, but for those who really enjoy reading and want to be doing it every free moment they can (like I do), the Kindle is the way to go. However, if you're the kind of person who really wants to read more and absorb more information but just doesn't have the time, the next option might be for you...
Join a Kick-Ass Book Club
One great way to do this is to join a book club. And not just any book club -- a book club that helps you read more efficiently. Where can you find such a club? Recently I was fortunate enough to stumble across the Bottom Line Book Club, a book club created to cater to busy people who want to absorb information quickly. As you probably know, there are so many great resources out there but it's pretty hard to intake all of that information quickly. When you're reading about personal development (as I often am), you probably find yourself overloaded with information, wondering how in the world it all fits together and how you can apply to it your own life. However, with a book club such as Bottom Line, you can gain insights in a condensed, easy-to-understand form that not only provides you with information but also provides guidance on how to apply the concepts to your life.
This month, Bottom Line Book Club focused on a book called The Flipside: Finding Hidden Opportunities in Life by Adam J. Jackson, which obviously sounds pretty awesome. Of course I would love to read every single word of the book, but I have a stack of books a mile high and very busy week ahead so accessing the book via Bottom Line couldn't have been more perfect for me. When I received the download of the workbook for The Flipside, I was immediately excited. In only 19 pages I would getting the great information I needed, quickly and without hours of reading! What I loved most about this workbook was right up front I got the three main points about the book. According to Bottom Line, The Flipside focuses on three things:
- Our perception and experience of reality is all made up
- The importance of developing optimistic thinking
- Smart questions to find the hidden opportunities
After that I was hooked. I instantly wanted to know more because clearly I want to find the hidden opportunities in life and obviously I was excited to learn that this topic tied in with optimistic thinking. As I scrolled through the workbook, I found not only great information on the topics but an area where I could actually reply to questions in the document. I'm a big fan of workbooks and books that require action so this was great for me. Not only did I get to interact with the workbook (a definite downside when it comes to the Kindle), but I learned exciting things like "How To Become More Optimistic," "The Difference Between Pessimists and Optimists," and a great interactive section that helped me to identify hidden opportunities in my own life. As much as I would have liked to read the entire book (and I may at some point because I really was intrigued by the Bottom Line information!), this resource gave the key points and provided an area where I could take the key messages from The Flipside and actually put them to work for me.
If you love to read and enjoy personal development as much as I do but just don't have the time to squeeze it all into your busy schedule, this is probably a great option for you. Within a short amount of time you can obtain the essential information you need and have a place where you can actually see how to apply the topics you've just read about. Brilliant!
Set Aside Read-Only Time
For those of you with more time on your hands, this is a great option for fitting more reading into your life. The key to this tactic is to set aside time specifically for reading. If you have to get up early, do that. If you have to close yourself in your room and ask for some time away from your family, do that. Do whatever you need to do to set aside time just for reading. If you can, set aside a specific amount of time each day to get some reading done. If you can't do it daily, pick a time each week that you know will work for you and block it off as "read-only" time. If you need to, put it on your calendar. You deserve to indulge in all of the benefits of reading so don't feel guilty about setting time aside for something that doesn't necessarily feel like a necessity.
If reading time seems like it will take time away from those you love, think about ways you can incorporate reading into your relationship with your significant other, children, or friends. Do you have a buddy that love to read? What if you met weekly for some reading time at a local coffee shop? What about your kids? Do they enjoy reading or, if you have really young kids, do they enjoy being read to? Reading often seems like an isolating activity, but it doesn't have to be. You can read with someone or next to someone. You can even take your book (or Kindle!) outside somewhere and make an experience of it. Reading can be fun, romantic, and very interactive, but it's up to you to make it that way.
Like to read? Do you make time in your life for reading?
What suggestions do you have for incorporating reading into your life?


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Children & Youth
Grace's Church School Ministry provides opportunities for children, youth and families to experience God's love, be inspired by God's word, and be transformed by God's spirit.
Then Jesus took the children in his arms, placed his hands on each of them and blessed them.
Mark 10:16
We offer a caring and safe environment for children and youth to explore their growing faith. They'll learn about the Bible, church history, Episcopal traditions and the importance of service to our community. They'll make friends their own age and build relationships with adults in the church. They'll experience God's love and grace.
Our theme this year is Following Jesus and the Way of Love. You and your family will find many opportunities to grow through Grace's Christian formation ministries.
Click here to read the Children's Charter of the Episcopal Church.
Click here to read our Policy for the Protection of Children and Youth.
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Cella Central Historic Boutique Hotel ****
Cella Central Historic Boutique Hotel
A traditional town hotel in Zell am See for your casino holiday
Experience the mountainous world with all its attractions and enjoy glamour and excitement in Casino Zell am See at the same time: the 4-star Cella Central Historic Boutique Hotel is your casino partner hotel and only a few minutes away from the casino. In a central location and situated directly in the pedestrian zone, all of the possibilities the popular holiday region in the state of Salzburg can offer you are on your doorstep.
Cella Central Historic Boutique Hotel is one of the oldest premises in Zell am See. Its history dates back more than 500 years. Today, the venerable hotel is run with love and style as a central town hotel.
Activities in the surrounding area
There is hardly anywhere else in which lake and mountain lie so closely together than in Zell am See, the administrative capital of Pinzgau. It is here that municipal, international flair meets the originality of the surrounding nature. Shopping strolls and sophisticated pleasure are just as possible as going skiing, hiking and swimming.
Only a few minutes' walk from Hotel Feinschmeck, the cable car will take you to the top of the 2000 m high Schmittenhöhe, Zell am See's local mountain. While skiers bustle around here in the winter, the area beckons you to ramble and bike in the summer.
In the valley below, the crystal clear Lake Zell invites you to bathe and splash around. Pedalos, windsurfing, sailing and water-skiing top off the range of things to do. Golf lovers can look forward to the 36 greens in the Alps.
You can look forward to 77 kilometres of pistes on the Schmitten, including the longest recreational piste in the world at 1.5 km. The Kitzsteinhorn offers a further 41 kilometres of pistes, where snow is guaranteed from early autumn through into the summer.
Get more from your holiday with the Zell am See-Kaprun summer card
During the summer, from May to October, the Zell am See-Kaprun summer card gives you additional advantages. With a value of more than € 700, the card enables you free rides on all lifts, a boat trip on Lake Zell, free entry to many tourist attractions and all lidos by the lake and much more. You will receive the summer card directly upon arrival at Cella Central Historic Boutique Hotel.
Explore Zell am See
It isn't just the nature, but also the town which invites you on a tour of discovery. Your Cella Central Historic Boutique Hotel is situated right at the heart of the old town. Get to know historical buildings like the Kasterturm, the oldest building in the town, or Rosenberg Castle, the town hall, stroll through the alleyways, get distracted in the flea market or shops or visit the local museum. Then relax and enjoy the spa area with its various saunas and whirlpools and unwind in the restaurant.
After a night in the casino or an active day in and around Zell am See, cosy tranquillity awaits you in the stylish rooms. Enjoy a wholly successful casino holiday in the heart of Zell am See in the traditional Cella Central Historic Boutique Hotel and send a non-binding request now!
"Fantastic stay"
We stayed at Feinschmeck for a long ski weekend. The staff were fantastic - extremely friendly and helpful. The room was ideal, large comfy bed and a balcony. We ate in the restaurant twice - the food was excellent and service exceptional…
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Post from Sheryl Sandberg
Empowering women is both the right thing to do and the smart thing to do for our businesses and our global economy. Today the World Economic Forumreleased its 2016 Global Gender Gap Report, which shows that the global workplace gender gap has grown bigger over the past year and that women remain an under-utilized business resource. You can't change what you don't measure, and the WEF does crucial work to measure disparities between women and men in health, education, the economy, and politics.
One field where we know we need to close the global gender gap is tech. In today's world, women need tech and tech needs women—but the number of women pursuing degrees in computer science is dropping and women are 25% less likely to have Internet access than men. This means women often lack the resources and access that will set them up for success.
Today's report is another reminder that we need the full talents of the population working in tech—and that from our homes to our companies, getting to true equality will lead to a better world for all of us. #GenderGap16#LeanIn
The Global Gender Gap Report 2016
Through the Global Gender Gap Report, the World Economic Forum quantifies the magnitude of gender disparities and tracks their progress over time, with a specific focus on the relative gaps between women and men across four key areas: health, education, economy and politics. The 2016 Report covers 144 countries. More than a decade of data has revealed that progress is still too slow for realizing the full potential of one half of humanity within our lifetimes.
Talent and technology together will determine how the Fourth Industrial Revolution can be harnessed to deliver sustainable economic growth and innumerable benefits to society. Yet if half of the world's talent is not integrated—as both beneficiary and shaper—into the transformations underway, we will compromise innovation and risk a rise in inequality. This urgency is at the core of a fresh call to action to accelerate progress towards gender equality, adding to the well-established economic case for gender equality. Moreover, there is a fundamental moral case for empowering women: women represent one half of the global population and it is self-evident that they must have equal access to health, education, earning power and political representation.
Through the Global Gender Gap Report, the World Economic Forum quantifies the magnitude of gender-based disparities and tracks their progress over time. While no single measure can capture the complete situation, the Global Gender Gap Index presented in thisReport seeks to measure one important aspect of gender equality—the relative gaps between women and men across four key areas: health, education, economy and politics. The Index was developed in part to address the need for a consistent and comprehensive measure for gender equality that can track a country's progress over time. More than a decade of data has revealed that progress is still too slow for realizing the full potential of one half of humanity within our lifetimes.
The Index does not seek to provide a comprehensive set of data and a clear method for tracking gaps on critical indicators so that countries may set priorities within their own economic, political and cultural contexts. It points to potential role models by revealing those countries that—within their region or income group—are leaders in distributing resources more equitably between women and men, regardless of the overall level of available resources.
On average, the 144 countries covered in the Report have closed 96% of the gap in health outcomes between women and men, unchanged since last year, and more than 95% of the gap in educational attainment, an improvement of almost one full percentage point since last year and the highest value ever measured by the Index. However, the gaps between women and men on economic participation and political empowerment remain wide: only 59% of the economic participation gap has been closed—a continued reversal on several years of progress and the lowest value measured by the Index since 2008—and about 23% of the political gap, continuing a trend of slow but steady improvement. Weighted by population, in 2016, the average progress on closing the global gender gap stands at a score of 0.683—meaning an average gap of 31.7% remains to be closed worldwide across the four Index dimensions in order to achieve universal gender parity.
Out of the 142 countries covered by the Index both this year and last year, 68 countries have increased their overall gender gap score compared to last year, while 74 have seen it decrease. It therefore has been an ambiguous year for global gender parity, with uneven progress at best.
All things held equal, with current trends, the overall global gender gap can be closed in 83 years across the 107 countries covered since the inception of the Report—just within the statistical lifetime of baby girls born today. However, the most challenging gender gaps remain in the economic sphere and in health. At the current rate of change, and given the widening economic gender gap since last year, it will not be closed for another 170 years. The economic gender gap this year has reverted back to where it stood in 2008, after a peak in 2013. On the other hand, on current trends, the education–specific gender gap could be reduced to parity within the next 10 years. The currently widest gender gap, in the political dimension, is also the one exhibiting the most progress, narrowing by 9% since 2006. On current trends, it could be closed within 82 years. The time to close the health gender gap remains undefined. Formally the smallest gap, it has oscillated in size with a general downward trend. Today, the gap is larger than it stood in 2006, in part due to specific issues in select countries, in particular China and India.
Some regions should expect to see their gender gaps narrow faster than the global rate of change. Among these are South Asia, with a projected closing of the gender gap in 46 years, Western Europe in 61 years, Latin America in 72 years and Sub-Saharan Africa, due to achieve parity in 79 years. Projections for other world regions suggest closing their gaps will take longer than 100 years, namely 129 years in the Middle East and North Africa, 146 years in East Asia and the Pacific, and 149 years in Eastern Europe and Central Asia. Given the slow progress over the last decade, the gender gap in North America is expected to close in 158 years. None of these forecasts are foregone conclusions. Instead they reflect the current state of progress and serve as a call to action to policymakers and other stakeholders to accelerate gender equality.


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Registration to all sports (except Equestrian) has been extended until Friday, 13th March, with the online registration system shutting down at 6pm sharp.
Most team sports are at capacity, with individual registrations only now being taken for those teams already entered and listed under Event Information.
The sports that I encourage you to participate in are: Aquathon, Biathlon, Clay Target, Cycling, Fun Run/Walk, Half Marathon, Hockey, Indoor Cricket, Indoor Rowing (this is going to be a fantastic event, with amazing atmosphere at the UOW Uni Bar), MBR, Open Water Swimming, Paintball, Petanque, Pistol, Rifle, Surfing, Swimming (pool), Table Tennis, Ten Pin Bowling, Tennis and Track & Field.
Don't miss out…the next Police Games will be held in 2017. Register today….
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Our managing partner, Ben Power was published in the online law pages of The Times newspaper (The Brief) on 22 October 2018. This goes to show that although we may be a niche firm, we have national reach!
Everyone was talking about the Supreme Court's decision in the so-called "gay cake" case. You can read our case report on the Springhouse website. But, Ben had some interesting thoughts about the implications of the case for workplaces and he was delighted when The Brief asked for his comments. You can read the finished article examining the case and its possible implications as published by The Brief in full if you are a subscriber. If not, we reproduce a summary below.
What might the impact of this decision be?
Equality legislation doesn't just protect those who hold recognised religious beliefs, it also protects against direct and indirect discrimination based on philosophical or other beliefs. This means that a vast spectrum of views are potentially protected by the law such as pacifisim, environmentalism or veganism. Society appears to be becoming more and more polarised – are you a Brexiteer or a Remainer, pro- or anti-Trump, for or against fracking etc.? So, the potential for disputes around deeply held views to spill over into the workplace is likely to increase.
Standing in the middle of this is the employer, attempting to stay on the right side of the law. Until now, the courts and tribunals generally considered that the freedom to hold religious or other beliefs was paramount but, the right to manifest them was subject to interference in the right circumstances. It is hard to see how the latest decision from the Supreme Court fits that trend.
Yes, the owners of Ashers bakery had sincerely held Christian beliefs but, they were also in the bakery business and offered a product which allowed customers to build their own cake. It is hard to see how being asked to ice a slogan that they disagreed with interfered with their fundamental right to hold their religious views. Could a postal worker delivering advertising material for a company or organisation whose values they disagreed with now object to being required to do so?
It seems inevitable that many more workplace religion or belief claims will now be brought as those who hold strong views are more confident about asserting these, given the latest signal sent by the Supreme Court.


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The trailer for Emilia Clarke's new horror film is creepy as hell
By Sam Haysom
With its medieval-sounding title and the presence of Emilia Clarke in the lead role, you could be forgiven for thinking Voice from the Stone was some sort of Game of Thrones spinoff.
It's not, though. It's actually a supernatural mystery thriller that comes complete with old, dilapidated buildings, silent, creepy children, and a suitably haunting theme song from Evanescence's Amy Lee.
Luckily Clarke knows how to handle dragons, so she shouldn't have any problems fending off a few pesky ghosts.
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Shuvo Roy to Receive BayBio Pantheon Award For Artificial Kidney Project
UCSF bioengineer Shuvo Roy, PhD, has been elected to the BayBio Pantheon, a group of 52 San Francisco Bay Area life sciences leaders who have made a significant contribution to the industry, for his work toward creating the world's first implantable artificial kidney.
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Roy is receiving the Pantheon Rising Star award, which BayBio will present Nov. 1 at its annual Pantheon Awards ceremony in recognition of his efforts to create new technology to address end-stage renal failure, which is both an unmet medical need and a huge burden on the Medicare system. The award recognizes Roy's efforts as "work that is too uncommon" in tackling both a medical need and cost at the same time.
Roy, an associate professor in the Department of Bioengineering and Therapeutic Sciences, a joint department in the schools of Pharmacy and Medicine, is the seventh UCSF faculty member to be elected to the BayBio Pantheon since its inception in 2004 and the first from the UCSF School of Pharmacy. Previous recipients include Bruce Alberts, PhD; J. Michael Bishop, MD; Herbert W. Boyer, PhD; Joseph DeRisi, PhD; Susan Desmond-Hellmann, MD, MPH; and William J. Rutter, PhD.
The annual Pantheon Awards ceremony is a celebration of the contributions and achievements of the Bay Area to the life sciences and a time to reflect on the industry's legacy over the past three decades, according to BayBio.
Roy also will be presenting an update on The Kidney Project at the annual American Nephrology Association conference in San Diego on November 3.
For more information on The Kidney Project, visit kidney.ucsf.edu.


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He's villain in his earliest appearances, but then he had some moral dilemmas as a mercenary, and - at the time of writing - he's attempting to be a good guy; he's technically even an Avenger. They're both antiheroes, they both love to use guns, and they're both very, very good at killing people. They'd be a ridiculously dangerous duo if they decided to work together. While there may be some parallels between these two badass Marvel characters, they're far from friends. In fact, Frank is just one of the many people who find Deadpool to be completely obnoxious. Sure, they've teamed-up a few times, but they've also had a few brutal brawls. There have been some non-canon fights between these two - like in Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe, The Marvel Universe vs. The Punisher, and Space: Punisher - but for the sake of this article, we're going to take a look at three of the best encounters that took place in the primary Marvel Universe, which used to be called the Earth 616. 02 of 04 Deadpool #54-55 Deadpool vs Punisher by Georges Jeanty, Jon Holdredge, and Tom Chu. Marvel Comics In the story Welcome Back, Frank, the Punisher violently takes out Ma Gnucci, the head of a powerful mob. Well, in Deadpool #54 and #55, Ma Gnucci's nephew, Peter, is looking to collect the very large amount of money that his aunt left behind. There's just one little problem, though: the Punisher is still out there, and, as expected, the vigilante's still killing people connected to the criminal family. So, in an attempt to save himself from the seemingly unstoppable soldier, Peter hires a mercenary to take Frank out. Can you guess who he gets for the job? Yup, it's Deadpool! (Fess up, who guessed Solo?) Co-writers Jimmy Palmiotti and Buddy Scalera, artist Georges Jeanty, inker Jon Holdredge, and colorist Tom Chu's two issues are full of comedy and bloodshed. Even though Deadpool is looking to put down Frank Castle once and for all, their fights are surprisingly lighthearted (as you can see above). It's never too over-the-top and it does get pretty vicious a few times, but overall, it's a good dose of silly fun. 03 of 04 Suicide Kings Deadpool vs the Punisher by Carlo Barberi, Sandu Florea, and Marte Gracia. Marvel Comics This limited series is pure popcorn entertainment. It's funny, loaded with great action sequences, full of cameos, and has eye-catching artwork. It's downright bloody and savage at times, but it's also consistently hilarious. Deadpool takes on plenty of goons, Tombstone, and even the Wrecking Crew, but it's his multiple fights with Punisher that leaves the strongest impression. Co-writers Mike Benson and Adam Glass, artist Carlo Barberi, colorist Marte Gracia, and inker Sandu Florea clearly had a good time giving us fans a few more Punisher vs. Deadpool scenes. We get everything from Punisher using advanced technology to the two having a harsh, unarmed brawl. Both characters are presented as tough, dangerous, and clever combatants. Deadpool's goofing around quite a bit, but the fights don't feel like they're focusing too heavily on the comedy and turning Deadpool into an ineffective clown with a healing factor. If you really want to see these two duke it out, Suicide Kings is mandatory reading. It doesn't hurt that the story's such a blast, too. 04 of 04 Thunderbolts Punisher vs Deadpool by Kim Jacinto and Israel Silva. Marvel Comics Back the 2008 Hulk series, Thunderbolt Ross, a.k.a. Red Hulk/Rulk, assembled a team - called Code Red - to go after Domino. They ended up fighting X-Force, and Ross' group happened to include Elektra, Deadpool, and Punisher. There weren't any noteworthy interactions between the three in that comic, but it wouldn't be the last time Ross brought that trio together. In the 2013 Thunderbolts series, Ross created a new group of Thunderbolts, and those three antiheroes once again found themselves on the same team. The dynamic between Punisher and Deadpool became even worse once Punisher started developing a relationship with Elektra. You see, Deadpool was jealous of their newfound connection. At one point, Wade even bluntly commented that he could just kill Punisher, and that would make matters much easier for him. This twisted comment was followed by the two aiming their guns at each other, but Deadpool was quick to remind Punisher that only one of them can heal. Despite the two not exactly being best friends, they were able to tolerate one another on a few missions over the course of the run. It wasn't until Punisher set his sights on the Thunderbolts that another fight between them occurred. If you know anything about Punisher, you probably know he's one hell of a good tactician. So, why would Punisher get into a physical conflict with a guy who can simply heal over and over again? It just isn't fair. Instead, Punisher ambushes Deadpool off-panel, dismembers him, and then stores the merc's body parts in different containers. It's not the most flattering scene around for Deadpool, but it sure is funny.


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About MIEC
The Michigan Indian Education Council (MIEC) formed in 1977 and subsequently incorporated as a voluntary not-for-profit 501c3 organization in 1994. We are an advocacy organization concerned with Native American education throughout the State of Michigan. We host an annual Native American Critical Issues Conference. The location of the Conference varies as do the sponsors. The conference attracts a broad range of people interested in Indian education issues including teachers, policy makers, Title VI Indian Education Act programs, tribal schools, tribal colleges, tribal education departments, and Native American studies programs. It also includes a professional and youth track.
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