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The Daily Show with Trevor Noah (1996)
Trevor Noah and The World's Fakest News Team tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and pop culture.
Episode 1 - Hadi al-BahraRelease Date: 2014-09-29
Congress fails to debate going to war with ISIS, the U.N. Climate Summit draws global leaders, and Hadi al-Bahra discusses the Syrian National Coalition's opposition movement.
Episode 2 - Ben AffleckRelease Date: 2014-09-30
Congress's system for passing laws slows to a halt, Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi visits the U.S., and Ben Affleck discusses "Gone Girl" and "Batman v Superman."
Episode 3 - Lena DunhamRelease Date: 2014-10-01
An intruder breaches White House security, the first case of Ebola in the U.S. causes the media to panic, and Lena Dunham discusses her memoir, "Not That Kind of Girl."
Episode 4 - Ben SteeleRelease Date: 2014-10-02
Conservatives panic about ISIS and Ebola, Jessica Williams explores the idea that sexism doesn't exist, and Ben Steele discusses "Hunted: The War Against Gays in Russia."
Episode 5 - Atul GawandeRelease Date: 2014-10-06
Protests in Hong Kong become more relaxed, Kim Jong-un suffers from a mysterious illness, Jordan Klepper visits the U.N., and Atul Gawande discusses his book "Being Mortal."
Episode 6 - Wyatt CenacRelease Date: 2014-10-07
While Jon is out sick, Jason Jones and Samantha Bee guest host. Joe Biden offends America's allies in the Middle East, Samantha Bee investigates some missing data about police brutality, and Wyatt Cenac discusses "Wyatt Cenac: Brooklyn."
Episode 7 - Leon PanettaRelease Date: 2014-10-08
ISIS moves to attack the Syrian border town of Kobani, Kristen Schaal reports on the GOP's campaign targeting female voters, and Leon Panetta discusses "Worthy Fights."
Episode 8 - Jeremy RennerRelease Date: 2014-10-09
AIG's former CEO sues the U.S. government, Al Madrigal reports on Republicans' sudden interest in gay voters, and Jeremy Renner discusses his film "Kill the Messenger."
Episode 9 - Matt BaiRelease Date: 2014-10-13
Democrats display unparalleled persistence in campaign fundraising, Jessica Williams reports on modern-day exorcisms, and Matt Bai discusses "All the Truth Is Out."
Episode 10 - Zach GalifianakisRelease Date: 2014-10-14
A health worker in Texas contracts Ebola, Staten Island's midterm election race comes down to two lackluster candidates, and Zach Galifianakis discusses his film "Birdman."
Episode 11 - Bill O'ReillyRelease Date: 2014-10-15
Candidates square off in the midterm election debates, the coalition against ISIS encounters unexpected obstacles, and Bill O'Reilly discusses white privilege.
Episode 12 - Bryan StevensonRelease Date: 2014-10-16
Florida gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist cools his balls, Jessica Williams reports on Kansas's conservative utopia, and Bryan Stevenson discusses his book "Just Mercy."
Episode 13 - Wendy DavisRelease Date: 2014-10-27
The Best F@#king News Team Ever heads to Austin, Texas, for the midterms, a doctor in New York City contracts Ebola, and Wendy Davis discusses "Forgetting to Be Afraid."
Episode 14 - Joaquin CastroRelease Date: 2014-10-28
Democrats' prospects in the midterms are dire, Jason Jones reports on the key political issues in Texas, and Rep. Joaquin Castro describes a difficult year in Congress.
Episode 15 - Ellar ColtraneRelease Date: 2014-10-29
The Best F#@king News Team Ever reports on the immigration crisis in Texas, a Koch Brothers' advertisement gets some apt alterations, and Ellar Coltrane discusses "Boyhood."
Episode 16 - SpoonRelease Date: 2014-10-30
Texas Democrats are in denial about the blueness of their state, Samantha Bee investigates what makes Austin weird, and Spoon performs from their album "They Want My Soul."
Episode 17 - Jake GyllenhaalRelease Date: 2014-11-03
Republicans surge ahead in the midterm elections polls, Connecticut gubernatorial candidate Tom Foley defends his boat's name, and Jake Gyllenhaal discusses "Nightcrawler."
Episode 18 - Reince PriebusRelease Date: 2014-11-04
Republicans sweep the midterms, The Best F#@king News Team Ever offers expert election coverage, and RNC Chairman Reince Priebus celebrates his party's victory.
Episode 19 - John CleeseRelease Date: 2014-11-05
Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams report on the Republicans' sweeping victory in the midterm elections, and John Cleese discusses his memoir, "So, Anyway..."
Episode 20 - James RisenRelease Date: 2014-11-06
President Obama and Republicans both pledge to work together, Democrats intentionally avoid making legislative decisions, and James Risen discusses his book "Pay Any Price."
Episode 21 - Bruce Springsteen & Frank CarusoRelease Date: 2014-11-10
President Obama increases the military presence in Iraq, Jordan Klepper examines police sensitivity training, and Bruce Springsteen and Frank Caruso discuss "Outlaw Pete."
Episode 22 - Samantha PowerRelease Date: 2014-11-11
New York City is declared Ebola-free, China hosts the APEC summit, and U.N. Ambassador Samantha Power discusses the international efforts to combat Ebola and ISIS.
Episode 23 - Steve CarellRelease Date: 2014-11-12
Poaching threatens elephants and funds terrorists, police accuse Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges of flashing a gang sign, and Steve Carell discusses his film "Foxcatcher."
Episode 24 - Maziar Bahari & Gael Garcia BernalRelease Date: 2014-11-13
John Oliver hosts the show, and Jason Jones, Tim Greenberg, Gael Garcia Bernal and Maziar Bahari discuss the inspiration for and making of the film "Rosewater."
Episode 25 - Laura PoitrasRelease Date: 2014-11-17
President Obama considers an executive order on immigration, Jessica Williams reports on Detroit's water shutoffs, and Laura Poitras discusses her documentary "Citizenfour."
Episode 26 - Benedict CumberbatchRelease Date: 2014-11-18
Obamacare faces scrutiny yet again, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi demonstrates her political ruthlessness, and Benedict Cumberbatch discusses "The Imitation Game."
Episode 27 - Jessica ChastainRelease Date: 2014-11-19
Hasan Minhaj and Jordan Klepper debate the use of gestation crates, Lewis Black investigates Black Friday's impact on laborers, and Jessica Chastain discusses "Interstellar."
Episode 28 - Eddie RedmayneRelease Date: 2014-11-20
The Keystone XL pipeline bill fails to pass, Republicans include a loophole in an eminent domain law, and Eddie Redmayne discusses his file "The Theory of Everything."
Episode 29 - Andrew NapolitanoRelease Date: 2014-12-01
Civil rights protests erupt across the U.S., Governor Chris Christie vetoes a bill to ban pig gestation crates, and Judge Andrew Napolitano discusses his book "Suicide Pact."
Episode 30 - Sophie DelaunayRelease Date: 2014-12-02
The St. Louis Rams clash with local police, Larry Wilmore talks about the Ferguson protests, China bans puns, and Sophie Delaunay discusses Doctors Without Borders.
Episode 31 - Dave GrohlRelease Date: 2014-12-03
The NYPD officer whose chokehold led to Eric Garner's death is not indicted, Samantha Bee reports on pinkwashing, and Dave Grohl discusses "Foo Fighters: Sonic Highways."
Episode 32 - Angelina JolieRelease Date: 2014-12-04
The media tries to find the rationale behind the Eric Garner grand jury decision, Trevor Noah joins The Best F#@king News Team Ever, and Angelina Jolie discusses "Unbroken."
Episode 33 - Norman LearRelease Date: 2014-12-08
Some of the recipients of Social Security benefits prove to be surprising, Fox News takes a stab at Jon, and Norman Lear discusses his memoir "Even This I Get to Experience."
Episode 34 - Kathryn Bigelow & Juan ZarateRelease Date: 2014-12-09
The Senate releases its report on CIA torture, Jordan Klepper investigates a discriminatory restaurant, and Kathryn Bigelow and Juan Zarate discuss their PSA "Last Days."
Episode 35 - Suki KimRelease Date: 2014-12-10
Proponents of the CIA's torture program try to justify it, Hasan Minhaj defends America's awesomeness, and Suki Kim discusses her memoir, "Without You, There Is No Us."
Episode 36 - Mick FoleyRelease Date: 2014-12-11
The royal family visits New York City, millennials get more than they bargained for when they join ISIS, and Mick Foley discusses his documentary "I Am Santa Claus."
Episode 37 - Tim BurtonRelease Date: 2014-12-15
Dick Cheney defends the CIA's torture program, Jordan Klepper visits Swedish Prime Minister Stefan Lofven for governing advice, and Tim Burton discusses his film "Big Eyes."
Episode 38 - Paul McCartneyRelease Date: 2014-12-16
Congress passes a budget bill that's full of surprises, Aasif Mandvi reports on a suggestive South Dakotan PSA, and Paul McCartney discusses his song "Hope for the Future."
Episode 39 - Anna KendrickRelease Date: 2014-12-17
LeBron James and Andrew Hawkins join in the police brutality protests, Jessica Williams defends Jay Z's reputation, and Anna Kendrick discusses her film "Into the Woods."
Episode 40 - Chris RockRelease Date: 2014-12-18
Sony decides not to release "The Interview," the U.S. and Cuba begin to rebuild their relationship, Jordan Klepper reports on SantaCon, and Chris Rock discusses "Top Five."
Episode 41 - Steven BrillRelease Date: 2015-01-05
The countdown to Democalypse 2016 begins, "The Interview" triggers tension between the U.S. and North Korea, and Steven Brill discusses his book "America's Bitter Pill."
Episode 42 - Cass SunsteinRelease Date: 2015-01-06
A new congressional session begins, Staten Island Representative Michael Grimm resigns following tax evasion charges, and Cass Sunstein discusses his book "Wiser."
Episode 43 - Ava DuVernayRelease Date: 2015-01-07
A deadly attack hits Paris, Aasif Mandvi covers Great Britain's Nazi cow problem, Hasan Minhaj reports on homelessness in Salt Lake City, and Ava DuVernay discusses "Selma."
Episode 44 - Allison WilliamsRelease Date: 2015-01-08
Mitch McConnell brags about the Republican Congress, Jason Jones causes mischief in New York after a slowdown in arrests, and "Girls" star Allison Williams sits down with Jon.
Episode 45 - Jimmy CarterRelease Date: 2015-01-12
Millions march in Paris after the Charlie Hebdo shooting, Rupert Murdoch's tweet sparks a debate, and Jimmy Carter discusses the exhibition "Countdown to Zero."
Episode 46 - Marco RubioRelease Date: 2015-01-13
Florida legalizes same-sex marriage, a store owner beats his employees with a lizard, and Senator Marco Rubio discusses his book "American Dreams."
Episode 47 - Julianne MooreRelease Date: 2015-01-14
A French comedian is arrested despite the country's stance on free speech, police in the Philippines are ordered to wear diapers, and Julianne Moore discusses "Still Alice."
Episode 48 - Sienna MillerRelease Date: 2015-01-15
The Keystone XL pipeline debate continues, Jessica Williams reports on a unique law regarding the right to an attorney, and Sienna Miller discusses "American Sniper."
Episode 49 - Mike HuckabeeRelease Date: 2015-01-19
Secretary of State John Kerry visits France, the Miss Universe pageant gets wrapped up in Middle Eastern politics, and Mike Huckabee discusses "God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy."
Episode 50 - Jennifer LopezRelease Date: 2015-01-20
Several Republican candidates consider a bid for president, Aasif Mandvi investigates the threat of Sharia law in Alabama, and Jennifer Lopez discusses "The Boy Next Door."
Episode 51 - Anne HathawayRelease Date: 2015-01-21
Barack Obama delivers his State of the Union address, multiple Tea Party Republicans respond to the president's speech, and Anne Hathaway discusses her film "Song One."
Episode 52 - Jennifer AnistonRelease Date: 2015-01-22
The World Economic Forum kicks off in Switzerland, MetLife sues the federal government, Trevor Noah reports on Boko Haram, and Jennifer Aniston discusses her film "Cake."
Episode 53 - Julian CastroRelease Date: 2015-01-26
Presidential hopefuls convene for the Iowa Freedom Summit, Republicans try to appeal to the middle class more, and Julian Castro discusses his work at HUD.
Episode 54 - Jill LeovyRelease Date: 2015-01-27
The media fixates on Winter Storm Juno's impact on New York City, a drone crashes into the White House, and journalist Jill Leovy discusses her book "Ghettoside."
Episode 55 - Oscar IsaacRelease Date: 2015-01-28
President Obama pays his respects to Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah, Kristen Schaal addresses male oppression on the subway, and Oscar Isaac discusses "A Most Violent Year."
Episode 56 - Sarah ChayesRelease Date: 2015-01-29
The Deflategate scandal rocks the NFL right before the Super Bowl, Jessica Williams investigates mixed-party dating, and Sarah Chayes discusses her book "Thieves of State."
Episode 57 - Martin ShortRelease Date: 2015-02-02
Mike Huckabee tackles the topic of same-sex marriage during his book tour, Jordan Klepper reports on China's magic industry, and Martin Short discusses "I Must Say."
Episode 58 - Bill BrowderRelease Date: 2015-02-03
Measles makes a shocking comeback, groundhogs get their yearly moment in the spotlight, and Bill Browder discusses his book "Red Notice."
Episode 59 - Wes MooreRelease Date: 2015-02-04
The 114th Congress celebrates one month in office, Senator Thom Tillis suggests that public health standards are overrated, and Wes Moore discusses his book "The Work."
Episode 60 - Bob OdenkirkRelease Date: 2015-02-05
Strong contenders for the 2016 race begin to emerge, John Boehner invites Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to Congress, and Bob Odenkirk discusses "Better Call Saul."
Episode 61 - Patricia ArquetteRelease Date: 2015-02-09
Brian Williams comes under fire for misleading the public, Bassem Youssef reflects on the quagmire in the Middle East, and Patricia Arquette discusses her film "Boyhood."
Episode 62 - David AxelrodRelease Date: 2015-02-10
Fox News unexpectedly reverses their complaints about President Obama, and David Axelrod discusses his lengthy career as a political strategist in his book "Believer."
Episode 63 - Colin FirthRelease Date: 2015-02-11
Kansas and Alabama restrict gay rights, Jordan Klepper speaks with a group of Las Vegas teens about sex education, and Colin Firth discusses his film "Kingsman."
Episode 64 - Christine LagardeRelease Date: 2015-02-23
Conservatives criticize President Obama's ISIS offensive while Rudy Giuliani questions his patriotism, and Christine Lagarde discusses the International Monetary Fund.
Episode 65 - Lynsey AddarioRelease Date: 2015-02-24
An article in Mother Jones questions Bill O'Reilly's credibility, Samantha Bee reports on Vice President Biden's bad habit, and Lynsey Addario discusses "It's What I Do."
Episode 66 - Conan O'BrienRelease Date: 2015-02-25
Conservative pundits question Jon's honor, Congressman Aaron Schock posts his possibly publicly funded adventures on Instagram, and Conan O'Brien discusses his trip to Cuba.
Episode 67 - Olivia WildeRelease Date: 2015-02-26
Several whistleblowers are penalized after exposing misconduct, Hasan Minhaj tackles inequality among the 1%, and Olivia Wilde discusses her film "The Lazarus Effect."
Episode 68 - Robert SmigelRelease Date: 2015-03-02
Congress threatens to defund the Department of Homeland Security, Senator Jim Inhofe argues against climate change, and Robert Smigel discusses Night of Too Many Stars.
Episode 69 - Sigourney WeaverRelease Date: 2015-03-03
Israel's PM Benjamin Netanyahu delivers a speech to Congress, Aasif Mandvi highlights a potential future for print media, and Sigourney Weaver discusses her film "Chappie."
Episode 70 - Viacheslav FetisovRelease Date: 2015-03-04
Hillary Clinton's informal emailing style causes controversy, Jordan Klepper reports on a surprising Florida law, and Viacheslav Fetisov discusses the documentary "Red Army."
Episode 71 - Gerald PosnerRelease Date: 2015-03-05
Jessica Williams reports on the DOJ's investigation into Ferguson, MO, an opposition leader in Russia is murdered, and Gerald Posner discusses "God's Bankers."
Episode 72 - John LewisRelease Date: 2015-03-09
The U.S. commemorates the 50th anniversary of "Bloody Sunday" in Selma, and Congressman John Lewis reflects on the civil rights movement in his graphic novel trilogy, "March."
Episode 73 - Abbi Jacobson & Ilana GlazerRelease Date: 2015-03-10
Senate Republicans send a letter to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Lewis Black investigates animal cruelty, and Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer discuss Broad City.
Episode 74 - CommonRelease Date: 2015-03-11
Fraternity brothers are caught on tape chanting racial slurs, Hillary Clinton gives an explanation for her informal email practices, and Common discusses "Run All Night."
Episode 75 - Rob CorddryRelease Date: 2015-03-12
Several New Jersey officials engage in questionable practices, Jordan Klepper reports on Hurricane Sandy survivors, and Rob Corddry discusses his show "Childrens Hospital."
Episode 76 - Andrew CockburnRelease Date: 2015-03-16
Several states work to erase equal rights for the LGBT community, the Secret Service and the media require interventions, and Andrew Cockburn discusses his book "Kill Chain."
Episode 77 - Amanda SeyfriedRelease Date: 2015-03-17
Democrats filibuster a bipartisan human trafficking bill, the food industry takes varying approaches to the obesity crisis, and Amanda Seyfried discusses "While We're Young."
Episode 78 - Kevin HartRelease Date: 2015-03-18
Congressman Aaron Schock resigns following inquiries into his use of taxpayer dollars, Benjamin Netanyahu wins re-election in Israel, and Kevin Hart discusses "Get Hard."
Episode 79 - Will FerrellRelease Date: 2015-03-19
Fox News selectively covers the Department of Justice reports on Ferguson, Trevor Noah challenges Jon to a chess game, and Will Ferrell discusses his film "Get Hard."
Episode 80 - Ayaan Hirsi AliRelease Date: 2015-03-23
The V.A. continues its legacy of inadequacy, Senator Ted Cruz officially announces his plans to run for president, and Ayaan Hirsi Ali discusses her book "Heretic."
Episode 81 - Jon RonsonRelease Date: 2015-03-24
A sex-trafficking bill remains stuck in Congress, Kristen Schaal reports on gender wage equality, and Jon Ronson discusses his book "So You've Been Publicly Shamed."
Episode 82 - Kirby Dick & Amy ZieringRelease Date: 2015-03-25
California and Florida feel the effects of climate change, Hasan Minhaj interviews an Oregon pot grower, and Kirby Dick and Amy Ziering discuss "The Hunting Ground."
Episode 83 - John HargroveRelease Date: 2015-03-26
Jason Jones bids farewell to The Daily Show, Jon congratulates Fox News for being right, and former orca trainer John Hargrove discusses his book "Beneath the Surface."
Episode 84 - Gene BaurRelease Date: 2015-04-06
Indiana passes a controversial religious freedom law, Jordan Klepper chases after crowdfunding donations, and Gene Baur discusses his book "Living the Farm Sanctuary Life."
Episode 85 - Peter DinklageRelease Date: 2015-04-07
Hasan Minhaj reports on the U.S.-Iran nuclear deal, Senator Rand Paul announces his presidential bid, and Peter Dinklage discusses the fifth season of "Game of Thrones."
Episode 86 - Tavis SmileyRelease Date: 2015-04-08
Rolling Stone retracts an article, Samantha Bee reports on a shocking custody issue, Mayor Rahm Emanuel wins re-election, and Tavis Smiley discusses "My Journey with Maya."
Episode 87 - Elizabeth WarrenRelease Date: 2015-04-09
Kansas passes a lenient gun safety law while enforcing harsh welfare regulations, and Senator Elizabeth Warren discusses corruption, student debt and "A Fighting Chance."
Episode 88 - Adam HorovitzRelease Date: 2015-04-13
Hillary Clinton announces her presidential bid, Bassem Youssef unpacks the confusing proxy wars in the Middle East, and Adam Horovitz discusses his film "While We're Young."
Episode 89 - Fareed ZakariaRelease Date: 2015-04-14
Congress criticizes a proposed treaty with Iran, Hillary Clinton overshadows Marco Rubio's presidential bid, and Fareed Zakaria discusses "In Defense of a Liberal Education."
Episode 90 - Billy CrystalRelease Date: 2015-04-15
The media struggles to deliver relevant content in appropriate ways, Jordan Klepper investigates the future of Christianity, and Billy Crystal discusses "The Comedians."
Episode 91 - Eric GreitensRelease Date: 2015-04-16
Dick Cheney criticizes President Obama's nuclear negotiations with Iran, the winner of the 2015 'Mercun Awards emerges, and Eric Greitens discusses his book "Resilience."
Episode 92 - Gayle Tzemach LemmonRelease Date: 2015-04-20
The Best F#@king News Team Ever envisions if life were like Congress, CNN adds 4/20 coverage to its programming, and Gayle Tzemach Lemmon discusses her book "Ashley's War."
Episode 93 - Jeff GarlinRelease Date: 2015-04-21
Republican candidates update their positions on same-sex marriage, a man flies past Capitol security in a gyrocopter, and Jeff Garlin offers Jon a part on "The Goldbergs."
Episode 94 - Dana PerinoRelease Date: 2015-04-22
Unethical Atlanta educators share similarities with Wall Street bankers, Aasif Mandvi uncovers a GMO conspiracy, and Dana Perino discusses her book "And the Good News Is..."
Episode 95 - Neil deGrasse TysonRelease Date: 2015-04-23
Fracking causes earthquakes in Oklahoma, the NSA debuts a creepy recycling mascot, John Hodgman makes a dramatic exit, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses "StarTalk."
Episode 96 - Elizabeth OlsenRelease Date: 2015-04-27
The media misses an important Baltimore news story during the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and Elizabeth Olsen discusses her film "Avengers: Age of Ultron."
Episode 97 - George StephanopoulosRelease Date: 2015-04-28
Baltimore's mayor declares a state of emergency, Hasan Minhaj reports on bipartisan prison reform, and George Stephanopoulos discusses the responsibility of the media.
Episode 98 - Judith MillerRelease Date: 2015-04-29
The Supreme Court considers the legality of same-sex marriage, and Judith Miller discusses the lead-up to the Iraq War and her memoir, "The Story: A Reporter's Journey."
Episode 99 - Kristen WiigRelease Date: 2015-04-30
Sen. Bernie Sanders enters the presidential race, Hillary Clinton faces corruption rumors, Jon celebrates Samantha Bee's last day, and Kristen Wiig discusses "Welcome to Me."
Episode 100 - Brian GrazerRelease Date: 2015-05-04
Texan conspiracy theorists fear a military takeover, Jessica Williams investigates the end of same-sex marriage protests, and Brian Grazer discusses his book "A Curious Mind."
Episode 101 - Willie NelsonRelease Date: 2015-05-05
Three Republican candidates join the presidential race, Senator Ted Cruz contradicts his own principles, and Willie Nelson discusses his memoir "It's a Long Story: My Life."
Episode 102 - Ernest MonizRelease Date: 2015-05-06
New York and New Jersey each face corruption scandals, Al Madrigal predicts who will win the Latino vote in 2016, and Ernest Moniz discusses the U.S.'s nuclear deal with Iran.
Episode 103 - Mumford & SonsRelease Date: 2015-05-07
Regulation of campaign financing reaches new lows, a report exposes Tom Brady's knowledge of Deflategate, and Mumford & Sons performs a song from their album "Wilder Mind."
Episode 104 - John LegendRelease Date: 2015-05-11
David Cameron wins re-election in the U.K., Jordan Klepper investigates the role of money in British democracy, and John Legend discusses the documentary "Southern Rites."
Episode 105 - Tom BrokawRelease Date: 2015-05-12
The vetting process for the 2016 presidential candidates begins, Kristen Schaal reports on the "dad bod" trend, and Tom Brokaw discusses his memoir "A Lucky Life Interrupted."
Episode 106 - Reza AslanRelease Date: 2015-05-13
Fox News takes issue with Barack Obama's stance on poverty, Jordan Klepper looks for controversial topics in the British election, and Reza Aslan discusses the state of Islam.
Episode 107 - Rebel WilsonRelease Date: 2015-05-14
Jeb Bush beats around the bush regarding the Iraq War and his candidacy, Lewis Black reports on several Nazi-related stories, and Rebel Wilson discusses "Pitch Perfect 2."
Episode 108 - Rand PaulRelease Date: 2015-05-26
Sections of the Patriot Act near expiration, Republicans propose a new surveillance act, and Sen. Rand Paul discusses his 11-hour filibuster and religious liberties.
Episode 109 - Rosabeth Moss KanterRelease Date: 2015-05-27
Several top FIFA officials face corruption charges, allergy season reaches catastrophic levels, and Rosabeth Moss Kanter discusses her book "Move."
Episode 110 - Matt HarveyRelease Date: 2015-05-28
Senator Bernie Sanders begins his presidential campaign, ISIS attacks a major Iraqi city, and Matt Harvey discusses his pitching career with the New York Mets.
Episode 111 - Stanley McChrystalRelease Date: 2015-06-01
Jordan Klepper finds a new use for the NSA, Senator Lindsey Graham enters the presidential race, and General Stanley McChrystal discusses his book "Team of Teams."
Episode 112 - Bill de BlasioRelease Date: 2015-06-02
A CIA study analyzes America's armament of the Middle East, the media react to Caitlyn Jenner's debut, and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio outlines his progressive agenda.
Episode 113 - Melissa McCarthyRelease Date: 2015-06-03
Hasan Minhaj gives Muslim women advice on downplaying their religion, Jordan Klepper investigates free-range parenting, and Melissa McCarthy chats about her film "Spy."
Episode 114 - Steve BuscemiRelease Date: 2015-06-04
Governors Lincoln Chafee and Rick Perry kick off their presidential campaigns, John Hodgman celebrates Jon's eloquence, and Steve Buscemi discusses his talk show "Park Bench."
Episode 115 - Nicola SturgeonRelease Date: 2015-06-08
Texas cops use excessive force at a pool party, Republican candidates head to Iowa, and Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon discusses seceding from the U.K.
Episode 116 - Nick OffermanRelease Date: 2015-06-09
President Obama attends the G7 summit, CNN's Chris Cuomo and Governor Andrew Cuomo broadcast their sibling rivalry, and Nick Offerman discusses his book "Gumption."
Episode 117 - Colin QuinnRelease Date: 2015-06-10
California's drought leads to unpopular water-saving strategies, The New York Times investigates Senator Marco Rubio's spending, and Colin Quinn discusses "The Coloring Book."
Episode 118 - Mark RuffaloRelease Date: 2015-06-11
Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld reflects on his role in the Iraq War, Jon looks back at past interviews, and Mark Ruffalo discusses his movie "Infinitely Polar Bear."
Episode 119 - Judd ApatowRelease Date: 2015-06-15
NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal is accused of misrepresenting her race, Al Madrigal learns about Iowa's voting process, and Judd Apatow discusses his book "Sick in the Head."
Episode 120 - Aziz AnsariRelease Date: 2015-06-16
Donald Trump enters the 2016 presidential race, a restaurant chain unveils a troubling new dish, and comedian Aziz Ansari explores dating trends in his book "Modern Romance."
Episode 121 - Bill ClintonRelease Date: 2015-06-17
Jon relives Donald Trump's presidential announcement speech, the House of Representatives votes on trade legislation, and Bill Clinton discusses the U.S.'s economic prospects.
Episode 122 - Malala YousafzaiRelease Date: 2015-06-18
Jon speaks out about the church massacre in Charleston, S.C., and Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Malala Yousafzai discusses the documentary "He Named Me Malala."
Episode 123 - Al FrankenRelease Date: 2015-06-22
Fox News accuses liberals of politicizing the South Carolina shooting, Jessica Williams takes on the Confederate flag, and Al Franken discusses going from comedy to Congress.
Episode 124 - Seth MacFarlaneRelease Date: 2015-06-23
Presidential contender Donald Trump establishes his campaign platform, Hasan Minhaj honors Jon's physical fortitude, and director Seth MacFarlane discusses his movie "Ted 2."
Episode 125 - Andrew NapolitanoRelease Date: 2015-06-24
Southern states consider taking down the Confederate flag, Jessica Williams weighs in on the idea of a female-fronted $10 bill, and Andrew Napolitano discusses free speech.
Episode 126 - Richard LewisRelease Date: 2015-06-25
Pope Francis upsets Republicans with his remarks on global warming, Bobby Jindal enters the presidential race, and comedian Richard Lewis discusses his show "Blunt Talk."
Episode 127 - Taylor SchillingRelease Date: 2015-06-29
Conservatives react to the Supreme Court's ruling on marriage equality, Justice Antonin Scalia issues an unusual dissent, and Taylor Schilling discusses "The Overnight."
Episode 128 - Jon HammRelease Date: 2015-06-30
Conservatives win big in Supreme Court rulings on environmental regulations and the death penalty, Jon sings the news, and Jon Hamm discusses his film "Minions."
Episode 129 - Kirsten GillibrandRelease Date: 2015-07-01
Gov. Chris Christie kicks off his presidential campaign, and Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand describes finding common ground in Congress and working to pass a paid family leave bill.
Episode 130 - Sarah VowellRelease Date: 2015-07-02
Donald Trump defends his racist remarks, Ohioans fight a Native American group over an Alaskan mountain, and Sarah Vowell discusses "Lafayette in the Somewhat United States."
Episode 131 - Paul RuddRelease Date: 2015-07-20
Donald Trump belittles Sen. John McCain's war hero status, Jordan Klepper examines the possibility of an openly churlish president, and Paul Rudd discusses his film "Ant-Man."
Episode 132 - Barack ObamaRelease Date: 2015-07-21
President Barack Obama sits down with Jon one last time to discuss senioritis, his relationship with the media and how to engage young people in public service.
Episode 133 - Jake GyllenhaalRelease Date: 2015-07-22
Republicans criticize the U.S.'s nuclear deal with Iran, Senator Chuck Schumer reviews New York City diners with MSNBC, and Jake Gyllenhaal talks about his film "Southpaw."
Episode 134 - Ta-Nehisi CoatesRelease Date: 2015-07-23
Donald Trump remains the most entertaining 2016 presidential candidate, Chuck Schumer wishes Jon mazel tov, and Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses his book "Between the World and Me."
Episode 135 - David McCulloughRelease Date: 2015-07-27
FBI officials warn of ISIS's Twitter capabilities, Mike Huckabee likens the Iran nuclear deal to the Holocaust, and David McCullough discusses his book "The Wright Brothers."
Episode 136 - Tom CruiseRelease Date: 2015-07-28
President Obama visits Ethiopia and Kenya, Hasan Minhaj and Jordan Klepper make Jon answer fans' questions, and Tom Cruise discusses "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation."
Episode 137 - Doris Kearns GoodwinRelease Date: 2015-07-29
Jon's White House visit leads to wild media speculation, an Arkansas pastor takes on LGBT rights, and Doris Kearns Goodwin discusses "Lyndon Johnson and the American Dream."
Episode 138 - J.J. AbramsRelease Date: 2015-07-30
Republicans battle for a place at the primary debates, Seth Rollins presents a look back at show sponsors, and J.J. Abrams discuses "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation."
Episode 139 - Amy SchumerRelease Date: 2015-08-03
The Koch brothers make five Republican candidates vie for their money, Fox News accuses Jon of being a liberal propagandist, and Amy Schumer discusses her movie "Trainwreck."
Episode 140 - Denis LearyRelease Date: 2015-08-04
Hillary Clinton prepares for Joe Biden's alleged presidential run, Jessica Williams revisits subjects from past field pieces, and Denis Leary discusses "Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll."
Episode 141 - Louis C.K.Release Date: 2015-08-05
On Jon's penultimate show, he examines his legacy of eviscerating the opposition, reflects on his noteworthy TV moments and discusses returning to stand-up with Louis C.K.
Episode 142 - Jon Stewart's Final EpisodeRelease Date: 2015-08-06
On Jon's last episode of The Daily Show, he revisits The Best F#@king News Team Ever, gets a send-off from his top political targets and says goodbye after 16 years as host.


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Matokeo ya kidato cha nne 2018 Kagera 2018 - 2019 CSEE Results Kagera
Kagera CSEE results; Download full CSEE results details and results for all candidates here! CSEE exam analysis. Also CSEE school rankings, performance, info, directions, contact details 2019
The National Examinations Council of Tanzania, (NECTA), has released the results of candidates who sat for the 2018 Certificate of Secondary Education Examination(CSEE).
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I have press-on tiles in my bathroom. We noticed they are getting spongy near the cooling vent. When I press it with my foot, I can see little bit of water coming up between the cracks. Duct work is underneath that floor (I believe).
Is it because duct is getting too cold and leaving moisture or there is some sort of pipe leak? I cannot see the pipe or anything from underneath but it could that duct is hiding it.
Do I need to worry about it and get it checked or is it normal? Do I need to call plumber or a handy man?


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RCIA tells us the primary texts of mystagogy are not found here in the rite, but in the Sundays of the Easter Lectionary.
247. Since the distinctive spirit and power of the period of postbaptismal catechesis or mystagogy derive from the new, personal experience of the sacraments and of the community, its main setting is the so-called Masses for neophytes, that is, the Sunday Masses of the Easter season. Besides being the occasions for the newly baptized to gether with the community and share in the msyteries, these celebrations include particularly suitable readings from the Lectionary, especially the readings for Year A. Even when Christian initiation has been celebrated outside the usual times, the texts for these Sunday Masses of the Easter season may be used.
How important is adult initiation for both the community and for the newcomers to the faith? Important enough that a community should consider reordering the Sunday readings to accommodate it. Ordinarily, Easter Vigil initiation will be followed in the weeks ahead by the Easter readings of the appropriate cycle. But year A is always an option. If adult initiation took place in ordinary time, I'd say the year A readings stand above the other choices. The Jesuit Felix Just has summaries of the Lectionary on his web site, including this one for the readings of Easter, cycle A:
|Lect. number
|Sunday or Feast
|First Reading
|Responsorial Psalm
|Second Reading
Alleluia Verse
Gospel Reading
|Acts 10:34a, 37-43
|Ps 118:1-2, 16-17, 22-23
Col 3:1-4
or 1 Cor 5:6b-8
|1 Cor 5:7b-8a
John 20:1-9
or Luke 24:13-35
(for afternoon Masses)
|2nd Sunday of Easter – A
|Acts 2:42-47
|Ps 118:2-4, 13-15, 22-24
|1 Pet 1:3-9
|John 20:29
|John 20:19-31
|3rd Sunday of Easter – A
|Acts 2:14, 22-33 (diff)
|Ps 16:1-2a+5, 7-8, 9-10, 11
|1 Pet 1:17-21
|cf. Luke 24:32
|Luke 24:13-35
|4th Sunday of Easter – A
|Acts 2:14a, 36-41
|Ps 23:1-3a, 3b-4, 5, 6
|1 Pet 2:20b-25
|John 10:14
|John 10:1-10
|5th Sunday of Easter – A
|Acts 6:1-7
|Ps 33:1-2, 4-5, 18-19
|1 Pet 2:4-9
|John 14:6
|John 14:1-12
|6th Sunday of Easter – A
|Acts 8:5-8, 14-17
|Ps 66:1-3, 4-5, 6-7, 16+20
|1 Pet 3:15-18
|John 14:23
|John 14:15-21
|The Ascension of the Lord – A
|Acts 1:1-11
|Ps 47:2-3, 6-7, 8-9
|Eph 1:17-23
|Matt 28:19a+20b
|Matt 28:16-20
|7th Sunday of Easter – A (note)
|Acts 1:12-14
|Ps 27:1, 4, 7-8
|1 Pet 4:13-16
|cf. John 14:18
|John 17:1-11a
The first readings are all narratives of the early Church, pre-Pauline. The Psalms are all frequent to the Sunday Lectionary, except for Ascension. The Gospel passages are all classic to the season: three post-Resurrection narratives, the Good Shepherd, and three from Jesus' Farewell Discourse in John, plus the Great Commission. What better to form a post-initiation community than the themes of the sacraments, trust in God, unity, and a sending to evangelize the entire world?


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Local animal rescues hope to find forever homes for more than 100 pets during the weekend-long event at the Gainesville PetSmart, located in Butler Plaza on Southwest Archer Road.
Within 15 minutes, the "Demon Dog" found a new home.
Volunteers were still clipping towels to crates and tying colorful bandanas around canine necks Friday morning when Kirby, known as the "Demon Dog" by his caretakers at Puppy Hill Farm Animal Rescue, was in the arms of his new owner.
The 3-month-old, brown-and-black puppy had been dropped over the fence of the shelter by his owners, which happens occasionally but is discouraged, said Laurie Trenholm, a volunteer with Puppy Hill Farm. He got his nickname from his rambunctious, vocal antics, but he managed to snag volunteers' hearts anyway.
"This morning when he left, they were just about in tears," Trenholm told Kirby's future owner.
Kirby's adoption helped kick off the Gainesville edition of PetSmart Charities and PetSmart Charities of Canada's National Adoption Weekend, an event hosted in PetSmart stores throughout North America.
Local animal rescues hope to find forever homes for more than 100 pets during the weekend-long event at the Gainesville PetSmart, located in Butler Plaza on Southwest Archer Road.
The adoptathon started Friday and runs through Sunday, lasting from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. each day.
The Gainesville store ranks in the top 10 in pet adoptions among all PetSmart locations, manager Mark Frantz said. It had 2,160 pet adoptions last year and averages about 40 a week.
"That's why I love this — because 2,160 pets is 2,160 pet parents," he said. People who adopt animals from PetSmart become customers for life, he said.
The store typically reimburses rescue shelters for adoptions made there, but it hiked its per-adoption offer to rescue groups up to $35 for this event. That money helps cover the rescue shelters' pet-related medical fees and other costs.
PetSmart Charities usually gives the store about $5,000 for adoptathons like this, some of which Frantz uses to buy new supplies for one of the participating rescues.
On Friday morning, volunteers lugged crates into position in the large tent in PetSmart's parking lot, where dogs are corralled for the adoption extravaganza, and pushed blue shopping carts piled with cat-filled carriers to the back of the store, where the furry felines are showcased.
Gainesville Rabbit Rescue set up blue and pink wire fences near the center of the store, pinning notices to each one cautioning potential adopters against bringing home an "Easter bunny" as the holiday nears. The perfect Easter bunny, according to the signs, is a stuffed animal.
"They're wonderful pets, but please don't think of them as Easter bunnies," Executive Director Kathy Finelli said. "This is a 10-year commitment."
A large albino rabbit named Lita, with white fur and ruby eyes, peered out from her carrier as she waited to be plopped down in one of the fenced-in play areas. Albinos are the hardest to adopt, Finelli said.
Black cats, and even black dogs, are also difficult to adopt, said Jane Vickroy, a volunteer with Puppy Hill Farm. Older animals, too, are less popular than puppies and kittens but just as much in need of a home.
Many of the rescue groups' adoptable pets came from Alachua County Animal Services, which does euthanize animals at its shelter out of necessity but has lowered its euthanasia rate over the years.
The rescue groups are excited to find new owners for their animals, but Trenholm cautioned interested adopters to think through the decision first.
"It's easy to see a cute litter of puppies and say, 'Oh, I want one,' " she said. But people should consider the financial and time commitments of owning a pet. When they take home a furry friend, they're promising to share their lives with their new companion for the next 10 to 15 years.
With Kirby the Demon Dog's quick adoption and the Gainesville PetSmart's top 10 ranking, it seems that's a welcome prospect for many local pet lovers.
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I was pottering about on the internet looking for maps at the times when my ancestors were living in certain places.
By chance I came across Old London Maps and am very pleased to have found it!
In their own words they say: "This site is not just about maps. We have hundreds of articles about, and views of, historical London".
It's a very interesting site. They have maps from the medieval to the 17th Century, Maps from the 18th Century and Maps from the 19th Century.
They also have a section called Articles on, and Views of, old London and then list items they have in different sections such as:
Churches, Abbeys and Monasteries
Streets, Squares and Gates
Houses in and about London
Palaces, Mansions and Gardens
Inns, Taverns and Clubs
Guilds and Trades
and many more things besides. It's a fascinating site and if you have ancestors during any of the time periods they have maps for in London, then it is well worth a look. Actually, even if you don't have ancestors in London, it's a great site to just look at and maybe learn a few things about olde worlde London.
I am copying one of their maps here to give you an idea of what you will see and can download. I hope they won't mind me showing it here!!
This image is St. Giles in the Fields During the Thirteenth Century.


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EPA Approves Removal of Summertime Fuel Requirements for the Greensboro, NC Area
Release Date: 05/15/2014
Contact Information: Dawn Harris Young, EPA, (404) 562-8421 (Direct), (404) 562-8400 (Main), email@example.com
ATLANTA - In response to a request from the state of North Carolina, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has approved the State's request to remove counties in the Greensboro area from those that are subject to the certain federal clean gasoline requirements. This change removes Davidson, Davie, Forsyth, and Guilford counties from those that have to comply with 7.8 pounds per square inch (psi) fuel requirements for the summer time.
EPA has taken this action due to the state demonstrating that the Greensboro area is in compliance with the ozone air quality standards and removal of this requirement will not interfere with the area's ability to remain in compliance with these standards. This action will allow greater flexibility for fuel distribution in the Greensboro area during the summer time.
"This change is a direct result of collaboration between EPA and North Carolina Department of Environment and Natural Resources to improve air quality in the Greensboro area," said EPA Regional Administrator Heather McTeer Toney. "This action is especially important during hurricane season when greater adaptability is needed for the fuel distribution system to support an adequate supply."
Since the early 1990's, counties in the Greensboro area were subject to lower volatility fuel requirements (also known as "Reid Vapor Pressure" or "RVP") to help the area come into, and maintain compliance with the ozone standards. The Greensboro area has since attained the ozone standards.
Ground level or "bad" ozone is not emitted directly into the air, but is created by chemical reactions between oxides of nitrogen (NOx) and volatile organic compounds (VOC) in the presence of sunlight. Emissions from industrial facilities and electric utilities, motor vehicle exhaust, gasoline vapors, and chemical solvents are some of the major sources of NOx and VOC. Breathing ozone can trigger a variety of health problems including chest pain, coughing, throat irritation, and congestion. It can worsen bronchitis, emphysema, and asthma. Ground level ozone also can reduce lung function and inflame the linings of the lungs. Repeated exposure may permanently scar lung tissue.
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