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Late Night Rewind: Why Thanksgiving Eve Is A Special Anniversary For Nathan Lane (VIDEO)
Late Night Rewind recaps the best moments from after-hours television. Here's what you missed the night of Wednesday, November 25:
Tonight Show (NBC)
Thanksgiving Eve is a special anniversary for Nathan Lane. In 1973, he got drunk for the first time the night before Thanksgiving at a dance.
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Venetian Snares
Aaron Funk, a Canadian producer of widely varying electronic music styles, achieved a reputation in experimental electronic circles upon his signing to Planet Mu (label run by Mike Paradinas, aka µ-Ziq). It's a testament to his production prowess that his base of Winnipeg, Manitoba, hasn't prevented electronic music enthusiasts around the world from investigating his recordings.
Often abbreviated to "Vsnares" – Funk's distinctive style reflects unconventional time signatures and extremely rapid and erratic rhythms. Unpredictable and stimulating, the effect is intense.
Funk's first release was "Greg Hates Car Culture", an EP for the History Of The Future Label, followed by "Salt" for Zhark and "Fuck Canada // Fuck America" with Stunt Rock for CLFST. When Mike Paradinas heard "Greg Hates Car Culture", he immediately signed Funk for Planet µ. Prior to this, he self-released material on cassette tape as early as 1992.
The first Venetian Snares LP on Planet µ "Making Orange Things" (a co-production with Speedranch), dropped in early 2001; following in short order were 5 more releases, all released before the end of 2002. Funk continued recording for a variety of labels, including Hymen, Addict, and Sublight Records, and has also recorded as snares, Snares Man!, BeeSnares, Ventriloquist Snakes, Puff, Last Step and Senetian Vnares.

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It's finally happened. After years and years of being that kid at lunch who sat by himself who only ate string cheese, nerd culture has finally gotten a seat at the cool kids' table. Not only are comic book movies regularly being made, they're being made so quickly that we're running out of A-list superheroes to write scripts about. Lucky for us, there are a plethora of B, C, D, all the way down two Q-list superheroes who are just waiting to be given the spotlight. Here are a few we think deserve a chance at the silver screen!
Okay, just hear me out on this one. Just this guy's name by itself makes him sound absurd, (and, granted, he is) but that's kind of why we need this film. We've gone down the hyper-realistic-gritty-reboot path a thousand times already. Let's try something weird. Matter-Eater Lad is an alien from the planet Bismoll, and his powers are exactly what you think they are. He can eat anything. With his super sensitive taste buds -- coupled with the fact that he's already a detective within the DC Earth Prime continuity -- this movie could be the wacked-out space-noir we never knew we wanted.
Honestly, if the title alone didn't sell you then I don't know why I'm even bothering to write this. This film would practically write itself. It's got everything Hollywood loves: martial arts action, love, family, betrayal, mystic realms, and white dudes appropriating Asian culture.
Picture this: It's a dark night in a cold unforgiving city. There was a time when men and women could walk the streets unafraid, but those days are little more then distant memories. The city is now controlled by criminal scum, who keep politicians in their pockets and the citizens beat down. But all that changes with the arrival of a man. A man who came from the stars. A man... who eats matter.
Tenzil Kem, or as he is more commonly known, "Matter-Eater Lad", is an alien from the planet Bismoll. There, he's just a normal guy living a normal life. But all that changes when this wacky alien finds himself on the wackiest place of all: Earth! Watch the fish out of water find out what it really means... to be human.
See? Doesn't that sound like a good movie? I'd watch that movie.
He was an alien from the planet Bismoll who just couldn't catch a break. She was an eight-foot long steel girder. Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston star in: "Matter-Eater Lad: Love at First Bite".
Come on, just, come on. Make this movie.
...Buy the film rights to Matter-Eater Lad, they said. It'll be a steal, they said. It'll pay off, they said. Well, now I'm 500k in the hole, and it's becoming increasingly evident that it won't.
Okay, I'm begging. It's come to this. I am begging you to make this movie. I mortgaged my house, okay? I made a mistake. I saw that a lot of superhero movies were getting made, so I went and scooped up the cheapest one I could find. Turns out no one's interested in seeing a movie about an alien with pica. I'm not even looking to break even ... I just need to make it through the month.
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A stretch of the Sprain Brook Parkway was temporarily shut down on Tuesday night when a car crashed through a guardrail in Greenburgh.
Police and fire crews were dispatched to the southbound lanes of the Sprain Brook Parkway on Tuesday near the Jackson Avenue exit, where there were reports of a motorist who had lost control of the vehicle and struck the barrier. Officers from the Greenburgh Police Department and members from the Fairview Fire Department responded to the scene.
The crash led to delays for motorists on the parkway as crews removed the vehicle and cleared the scene. No life-threatening injuries were reported. Police said the cause of the crash is under investigation.
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September 21, 2010
Cardiology Report
Charlie met with his Cardiologist yesterday afternoon, where he had a Doppler Echo and an Echo cardiogram and an EKG and some other stuff... at the end of which the doctor said that overall, he looks good. He has a bunch of little things like a Hypoplastic aortic isthmus (narrowing of the aorta), an enlarged PFO (funky little hole in the atrial septum) and something called an Innocent Pulmonary Brand Murmur. All of these things were noted at his first cardiogram in the NICU and seem to be righting themselves without any intervention. The Doc says these things will most likely continue to heal and lessen until the heart looks "normal" again. He'll have another check up in four months. So, good news all around!
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Developers don't work in a bubble. It is important that development leads, architects, project managers and senior managers are also kept up to date about development.
QA-Verify provides developers and key stakeholders with access to analysis and data quality metrics throughout the entire project lifecycle. A client-server architecture and web-based interface combine the analysis strength and depth of QA-C and QA-C++ with team-sharing collaboration and broader quality management concepts.
- Perform collaborative code inspections with recorded actions and comments
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- Extensive & flexible range of language & user-defined metrics supplemented by user-defined compound metrics
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Hillsdale College is known for their two free US Constitution classes (Constitution 101 & 102) and now they have provided an Western History course titled Western Heritage, also know as, History 101. All you have to do is access the course through the URL below, fill out the enrollment information, and decide whether you wish to give an amount to Hillsdale (there is no obligation, but donations are appreciated). Why not try it and if you have children or a spouse that could benefit … have them enroll:
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Blockchain has yet to become the game-changer some expected.
That's according to a new report by McKinsey & Company, an American management consulting firm. The report, Blockchain's Occam problem, highlights that the technology has been touted as "a revolution in business technology."
As a result, companies, regulators, and financial technologists have spent numerous hours and money exploring its potential. For instance, IBM is thought to have invested over $200 million in a blockchain-powered data-sharing solution for the Internet of Things (IoT).
However, while the report notes that the blockchain is a "potential game-changer," there are emerging doubts about it. Not only that, but of the more than 100 blockchain use cases identified, the authors argue that many of the applications remain stuck in the pioneering stage or are shutting down due to the inability to raise sufficient funding.
From an economic theory perspective, the stuttering blockchain development path is not entirely surprising, the authors write. It is an infant technology that is relatively unstable, expensive, and complex. It is also unregulated and selectively distrusted.
The report notes one reason there is a lack of progress is due to the emergence of competing technologies. Taking the payments industry as an example, it states that it makes sense that a shared ledger could replace the current system. But as the study points out, the technology is not the only solution on offer.
"Of nearly $12 billion invested in U.S. fintechs last year, 60% was focused on payments and lending," the report adds.
Additionally, the payments industry realize that by investing in disruptive technologies such as the blockchain, this could lead to a reduction in their own revenues.
According to Angel Versetti, CEO of Ambrosus, a decentralized IoT network for next-generation supply chains, there is no technology that really competes with the blockchain in terms of its core value proposition: censorship-resistant, universally trusted ledger of transactions and contracts with no central point of failure.
There is no other technology that has come anywhere close to creating this in theory, much less in practice, Versetti added. Blockchain is governed by mathematics and a fixed set of rules, executed transparently and verifiable.
In Versetti's opinion, the problem during the technology's hype was that many projects tried to use the blockchain for all of the world's problems, and those that didn't exist, which led to many failures. While he concedes that it won't solve all issues, "in the core value proposition of data integrity and immutability, blockchain is king," he said.
Primarily led by the financial industry - boosted by the emergence of cryptocurrencies - from 2012 to 2015 resources were being used for the early development of the blockchain, placing them 18 to 24 months ahead of other industries. Other sectors soon followed though: insurance, automakers and the public sector who saw an opportunity to modernize and improve services.
By the end of 2016, investment in the technology was high and its future looked promising. Yet, just when development was gearing up for the growth stage, it seemed to falter. As the report notes, when other industries were taking the next step in development stage those within the financial sector underwent a mood change that was more cautious.
By late 2017, many people working at financial companies felt blockchain technology was either too immature, not ready for enterprise level application, or was unnecessary, it added. Many POCs [proof of concepts] added little benefit, for example beyond cloud solutions, and in some cases led to more questions than answers.
Consequently, financial institutions changed the focus on their blockchain strategies, putting their POCs under more scrutiny, paying attention to just one or two use cases rather than tens of them. For many industries the progression to stage two isn't happening as quickly as many may have envisaged, eroding any initial enthusiasm.
Brent Jaciow, head of blockchain affairs at Utopia Music, a music data tracking platform, argues, though, that as with any software or technology, the user experience must make the end user's life easier.
"Blockchain is still an emerging technology (even if it has been around in one form or another for 20 years), and developers must work hard to remove any roadblocks to firm's harnessing its capabilities," he added. "Given the current market environment, only those projects which clearly provide value to its end users in a compliant structure which investors understand will receive the funding necessary to bring their idea to fruition."
Of course, while the authors of the McKinsey & Company report note that the "blockchain is a poorly understood (and somewhat clunky) solution in search of a problem," it's not all doom and gloom about the technology.
It notes, for example, that validation protocols used today will be upgraded or replaced in the next two to three years, helping to increase security and solve latency issues. Not only that, but advances in use cases away from the financial sector have been noted such as supply chains, identity management and the sharing of public records.
Certainly, it brings benefits where it shifts ownership from corporations to consumers, sharing "proof" of supply chain provenance more vertically, and enabling transparency and automation, the report states.
It adds that it is these types of use cases rather than those within finance, which will demonstrate the most value. Yet, while it has the potential to revolutionize business processes from banking and insurance to shipping and healthcare, the authors expect fr"doses of realism" as research into the technology continues.


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The Last Drop Distillers seek vintage, rare spirits, which lie sleeping in cellars, unnoticed and waiting to be discovered. These secret parcels of Scotch whiskies rest in the hidden corners of the globe and once found, can yield something magical.
The latest additions to The Last Drop's esteemed collection include a highly sought-after Single Malt Glenrothes 1968 a duo of Tawny Ports and a soon to be released 1982 Bourbon, distilled nearly four decades ago. Each boasts its own unique qualities, which stem from a meticulous ageing process and inevitably from the rarity of their very existence.
Glenrothes – 1968:
The Single Malt Glenrothes 1968 from the celebrated Glenrothes Distillery in the majestic Speyside Region, marked the 12th limited edition release in The Last Drop's portfolio of rare spirits.
The Glenrothes 1968 is The Last Drop Distillers' second Single Malt release, comprised of only two single casks. The two casks have matured together for almost fifty years, with the first yielding just 168 bottles, the second 141 bottles.
Despite being distilled on the same day in 1968, each cask presents its own completely nuanced character but are united in quality and provide a superb mouth-feel, a rich almost syrupy sweetness enlivened with zesty spicy notes and a cooling, mentholic after-taste
"Centenario" Port Duo 1870 – 1970
The pair of Tawny Ports date from 1870 and 1970 respectively, thus spanning 100 years. Both ports are from the same vineyards, located across the river from Quinta Santa Julia, the 18th century family estate of the van Zeller family.
The duo was launched in celebration of the company's 10-year anniversary in 2018. With only 770 sets available worldwide, and an RRP of £4,000, this is a truly exceptional collector's item.
1982 Bourbon:
The Last Drop Distillers will be launching a 1982 Bourbon from award-winning Buffalo Trace Distillery, heralding the 13th release in the company's 10-year history.
With only 44 bottles in existence, the unique whiskey, distilled nearly forty years ago, is the very last of this Bourbon from the Buffalo Trace Distillery. At its peak, it was removed from the American oak barrels in order to avoid over-ageing and to preserve its beautiful constitution that gracefully defies its years.
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Most businesses – especially SMBs – are conventional when it comes to telephony. Not only does this mean having a legacy phone system, but also the telephony service itself. Incumbent operators still serve most business customers, and they do so using the PSTN. This model serves their needs very well, but not so much for SMBs.
Hosted VoIP has emerged as a viable alternative for all types of businesses, and this is especially good news for SMBs. This article marks the beginning of a new series focused on the business implications, with each one presenting a distinct upside for decision makers to consider. We understand the need to provide buyer-centric analysis, and that's what you'll get over the course of this series. The first topic is all about you, making this a core implication of hosted VoIP.
Implication #1 - Size Doesn't Matter
A key reason why SMBs have taken a conventional path with telephony is the simple lack of choice. Until the rise of VoIP, telecom vendors have had most of the market power with phone systems. Businesses have had even less choice when it came to service providers, but that has finally changed in recent years.
This has not been as big of an issue with enterprises, since their larger size makes them more attractive telephony customers. Not only do they have more options to choose from, but also better options. They have the means to get the best of everything, namely bigger budgets, major IT resources, advanced network infrastructures, and large scale buying power.
Since SMBs can't generally compete at this level, these realities present natural barriers to entry. Enterprises can leverage this into competitive advantage, meaning richer communications to make employees more productive. They can also engage more effectively with customers, and by using the latest technology, provide the best tools possible.
Naturally, SMBs want all these things, but telephony vendors and service providers haven't seen this market as a prime opportunity. If that assessment speaks to you, then you'll benefit from reading this entire series. While individual SMBs are not attractive customers for higher-end telephony solutions, the overall sector is substantial, and that has definitely been noted by companies who see what the future holds for communications technologies. Nowhere is that more evident than in the rapidly-growing world of hosted VoIP services.
In the world of IP-based communications, size does not matter. This is a powerful idea if you're still deeply rooted in the legacy world. VoIP is largely software-based, and compared to legacy phone systems, is both easier and less costly to deploy. These factors largely explain why there are more offerings available to SMBs now. The VoIP ecosystem has developed to the point where cost-effective solutions create a vibrant pool of competitive offerings catering to SMBs.
A key part of that ecosystem is the rise of the hosted model. The terms hosted and cloud are used somewhat interchangeably, but the key idea here is that many providers see an opportunity now to serve SMBs this way. From their perspective, there is little future in legacy telephony, so new growth models are needed. They know that the overall SMB market is large and has historically been under-served. This means there is pent-up demand for solutions that speak to their needs. For a variety of reasons, hosted VoIP is a great way to address this demand.
Now consider the supply side of the equation – you. For the first time, being small is no longer an obstacle to getting the same communications tools your larger competitors use. Aside from there being strength in numbers, any SMB can be attractive customer for a hosted VoIP provider. In most aspects of business, size does matter, and as a matter of course, SMBs strive to be bigger any way they can.
This is exactly where and how hosted VoIP levels the playing field. You may not get the level of discounts that enterprises can achieve, but you can at least be on par for telephony. As such, if you have been conditioned to think that your small size keeps you bound to legacy telephony, it's time to rethink that. In this regard, small can be beautiful in that hosted VoIP gives you access to the latest technologies, but you still keep the agility that comes with being an SMB – which is widely viewed as an SMB's true competitive advantage.
With that frame of mind, I'll continue this series by examining other positive implications that follow once you see that VoIP is very much within your grasp.


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Technical difficulties so my caricatures are kinda on hold and so is the film. Gotta find a job. Anybody got any hot tips or freelance opportunities? I work (super) hard and make inappropriate jokes at appropriate times.
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The disc is presented with a simple foldout cardboard sleeve. Nothing to special and not very noteworthy in terms of artwork either.
This disc comes with a number of short featurettes about how to make your own movies. There's also a 20 min part focusing on David Lynch who talks about how he works. This also comes with a great deal of behind the scenes footage and other clips of David on set.
The Scene from a David Lynch DV project (which can be found on
youtube) appears to be something that might have developed during the shooting of Inland Empire. It lasts for about six minutes and features Kristen Kerr, Stanley Kamel and a woman that I can't really identify.
Anyway, they're sitting sitting in chairs on a backyard lawn and go through an odd dialogue (which feels very Lynchian) that ends with an little singing number from all three characters.
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In Safe Hands Program
Aim: The In Safe Hands program aims to build and sustain effective health care teams. It is intended to give these teams the structure and tools to redesign their units into strong, interdisciplinary teams, working together to deliver highly reliable, planned care to all patients.
Benefits: Teams that have implemented In Safe Hands have identified the following benefits: Reduced patient length of stay; Reduced unexpected deaths; Reduced adverse events; More satisfied staff; Improved patient experience; Improved safety culture.
Ready to Implement Added: 6 November 2013|Last updated: 12 January 2015
Community Update on Patient Safety and Quality
Aim: The Community Update is designed to provide consumers with information on the progress of NSW public hospitals across key areas including: handover, hand hygiene, medication safety, falls, healthcare associated infections, sepsis and incident management. A template of the Community Update is available for Local Health Districts who would like to report on their safety and quality data locally.
Benefits: By engaging the community and partnering with patients, family and carers as team members we can improve quality in health care. The Community Update supports the Australian Commission for Safety and Quality in Health Care National Safety and Quality Health Service Standard 2.7.
Ready to Implement Added: 6 November 2013|Last updated: 5 March 2015
Cystic Fibrosis Model of Care
Aim: Maintain or improve the health and wellbeing of people with CF Provide consumers with greater choice for how and where care can be safely and effectively provided Improve care and support provided to for people with CF, with additional focus on young people 15-24 and those with severe disease.
Benefits: Better meet the health care needs of people with CF in NSW now and into the future Build capacity within the health system to provide timely and effective care
Ready to Implement Added: 8 November 2013|Last updated: 15 January 2016
Improving the Medical Inpatient Journey with Criteria Led Discharge
Aim: To reduce delays when a patient is medically ready to return home from hospital.
Benefits: A formalised criteria-led discharge process has the potential to: Improve patient experience: patients are able to get home sooner; Enhance patient safety: criteria led transfers of care through a checklist; Reduce unnecessary length of stay: not being in hospital when patients can actually return home; Reduce bed days: elimination of unnecessary days in hospital; Minimise waste: reduction of costs as a result of eliminating unnecessary lengths of stay in hospital; Improve staff satisfaction: staff are not pressured to transfer patients...
Ready to Implement Added: 8 November 2013|Last updated: 30 May 2014
Training in Patient Based Care
Aim: The Directorate of Patient Based Care facilitates training and education in Patient Based Care to: Board, Executive, Leaders, Senior Managers and Clinicians; Junior Clinicians; and the workforce (through Train-the-Trainer).
Benefits: Through training the Directorate assists services to provide patient based care and meet new performance goals and the Australian Commission on Safety and Quality in Health Care National Safety and Quality Health Service Standards (Standard 2.6 Implementing training for clinical leaders, senior management and the workforce on the value of and ways to facilitate consumer engagement and how to create and sustain partnerships).
Ready to Implement Added: 7 November 2013|Last updated: 5 March 2015
State Cardiac Reperfusion Strategy (SCRS)
Aim: To improve care for all patients in NSW with a suspected Acute Coronary Syndrome (ACS) and reduce the time from symptom onset to reperfusion for patients with ST Elevation Myocardial Infarction (STEMI).
Benefits: Care is tailored to specific settings so that all patients, regardless of their geographical location or presentation pathway can benefit from early access to specialist medical advice and appropriate treatment. Timely reperfusion rapidly restores blood flow to the heart, which means patients with STEMI may have better outcomes and fewer days in hospital.
Ready to Implement Added: 11 July 2013|Last updated: 21 May 2015
Reducing Catheter Associated Urinary Tract Infections
Aim: To improve clinical practices associated with urinary catheter insertion, maintenance and removal in acute care settings.
Benefits: Improved practice will:Ensure that urinary catheterisations are undertaken only when appropriately indicated; Reduce the risk of insertion site and drainage device contamination; Reduce the dwell time of catheterisation; and Reduce the risk of acquiring a urinary tract infection due to catheterisation.It is anticipated that reducing the incidence of catheter-associated urinary tract infections will reduce the risk of acquiring an infection caused by a multi-resistant organism and reduces the likelihood of needing complex antimicrobial therapy and prolonged hospitalisation.Other benefits anticipated from...
Ready to Implement Added: 3 September 2014|Last updated: 15 March 2016
The Health Literacy Guide
Aim: The Health Literacy Guide has been developed to assist health services by providing practical strategies to address health literacy barriers for patients. The Guide also assists health services to meet new performance goals and the Australian Commission for Safety and Quality in Health Care (ACSQHC) National Safety and Quality Health Service Standards.
Benefits: By considering approaches to health literacy, health care organisations can benefit by improving safety and quality in health care. Consumers can benefit by accessing health information that is meaningful and relevant to their individual medical needs and navigating the system more easily.
Pre-implementation Added: 6 November 2013|Last updated: 15 July 2014
Stroke Clinical Variation Statewide Strategy (SCVSS) & Stroke Clinical Audit Process (SCAP) V2
Aim: The SCVSS will ensure the delivery of best quality care through a process which regularly assesses clinical variation , determining and correcting its causes through a quality improvement process on a site by site basis.The SCAP V2 will provide data analysis and support to LHDs to improve service delivery through the development of quality improvement action plans and forums for shared improvement strategies and learning across NSW.
Benefits: Reduction in mortality and functional outcomes for stroke (ischaemic and haemorrhagic) patients admitted to NSW public hospitals.
Ready to Implement Added: 30 June 2015|Last updated: 14 July 2015
Care of Adult Patients in Acute Care Facilities with a Tracheostomy
Aim: To improve the safety and quality of care provided to adult patients with a tracheostomy in NSW hospitals.
Benefits: Reduce number of, and severity of adverse events in adults with tracheostomy Improve patient experience and outcomes Improve staff experience in caring for patients with a tracheostomy Reduce length of stay
Ready to Implement Added: 28 October 2013|Last updated: 26 June 2015
NSW Subcutaneous Insulin Prescribing Chart
Aim: To standardise an adult subcutaneous insulin chart and minimise risks in insulin prescription, administration and documentation.
Benefits: The chart combines prescription and administration with blood glucose, ketone monitoring and glycaemic management. It links all the necessary information for glycaemic management in one document.The chart is designed to minimise delays in management decisions and provide clinicians with clear guidelines for:Insulin prescription and administrationGlycaemic managementSafe supplemental insulin use.The chart includes:Regular, supplemental, once only, and telephone ordersMonitoring for blood glucose levels (BGLs) and ketonesGlycaemic management guidelines to support clinicians that may not have access to local guidelines, policies or specialist...
Ready to Implement Added: 8 November 2013|Last updated: 16 July 2015
Non-Invasive Ventilation (NIV) Guidelines for Adult Patients with Acute Respiratory Failure
Aim: Provide clinicians in critical care areas and specialist respiratory care units with best practice guidance regarding the provision of NIV for appropriately selected patients detailing clinical assessment, NIV therapy management and patient care. Ensure safe and effective NIV is provided to patients and they are managed in the appropriate clinical settings in NSW hospitals.
Benefits: Improve patient experience and outcomes Reduced need for invasive ventilation, prolonged mechanical ventilation and tracheostomy Reduce length of stay
Pre-implementation Added: 8 November 2013|Last updated: 26 June 2015
Supervision for Safety
Aim: It is proposed that the Supervision for Safety project address NSW Health system deficiencies related to supervision at the point of clinical care. Specifically related to ensuring patient care plans are appropriate and deterioration in patient condition is escalated to the most appropriate level.
Benefits: The Supervision project aims to ensure the appropriate support is provided to less experienced clinicians.The expected project outcomes include:Supervision of the clinical workforce is built into core work practices; Supervision is structured to allow clinicians to be trained without compromising patient care; Supervision provided by clinicians at the point of care is appropriate for the level of expertise of the clinicians involved; Practices are in place to establish the level of expertise of less experienced staff; Supervision is treated as...
Pre-implementation Added: 2 June 2014|Last updated: 2 June 2014
The Patient Based Care Challenge and Associated Guide
Aim: The Patient Based Care Challenge and associated provides practical strategies for transforming hospitals and health services for a patient based care focus.
Benefits: Local Health Districts sign up to The Challenge as a long term strategic commitment. The Guide provides practical advice on strategies within The Patient Based Care Challenge. Improving patient care experience is linked to improved clinical and business outcomes, including cost savings.
Ready to Implement Added: 6 November 2013|Last updated: 5 March 2015
Acute Myeloid Leukaemia (AML) Model of Care
Aim: To optimise the quality of care for patients with AML and enable a consistent approach to the provision of care. It provides a set of principles and outlines the key requirements at each stage of the patient's journey based on evidence of best practice. It incorporates guidelines related to various components of the model.
Benefits: Key points included in this model are:Mechanisms to ensure early identification and referral to an AML treatment centreA multidisciplinary team (MDT) approach to treatment planning and the provision of care in an appropriate settingThe use of ambulatory care services to enable early discharge programs in a safe and efficient wayEffective follow-up and supportive care for all patients with AML
Pre-implementation Added: 5 November 2013|Last updated: 10 July 2015
Aim: The TOP 5 program acknowledges the value of carer information for people living with dementia and other types of cognitive impairment to improve patient outcomes and carer and staff experience.
Benefits: Benefits to individuals with dementia and carers include increased compliance, more effective treatment, less distress and shorter lengths of stay.
Ready to Implement Added: 6 November 2013|Last updated: 7 April 2015
Osteoporosis Refracture Prevention Model of Care
Aim: To ensure people who sustain a minimal trauma fracture have access to early identification, diagnosis, treatment, and follow-up for osteoporosis.
Benefits: Benefits include improved patient outcomes, better utilisation of hospital services, and reductions in health system costs for at risk people.
Ready to Implement Added: 7 November 2013|Last updated: 9 February 2015
Osteoarthritis Chronic Care Program (OACCP) Model of Care
Aim: The OACCP aims to provide interventions that support people with osteoarthritis of the hip and/or knee to: Self-manage their condition and co-morbidities; Reduce pain, increase function, and improve their quality of life; The OACCP considers and supports management of physical and psychosocial health care needs.
Benefits: The OACCP model of care has been implemented and evaluated in eight LHDs in NSW. Most of the participants have been on the NSW public hospital wait list for elective hip or knee joint replacement surgery. There have been a number of clinical gains, including: 11% of participants with knee arthritis who have been waiting for knee joint replacement surgery have agreed they do not need surgery at this time About 4% of those with hip arthritis have been supported...
Ready to Implement Added: 7 November 2013|Last updated: 9 February 2015
Minimum Standards for the Management of Hip Fracture in the Older Person
Aim: To improve the outcomes of patients with fractured hips requiring surgery and management in NSW.
Benefits: Reduced medical complications, reduced hospital stays and improved patient outcomes.
Ready to Implement Added: 5 November 2013|Last updated: 7 April 2015
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Kwey everyone. My name is Lenin Decontie and I am 16 years old. I will be live on CKWE 103.9
RBC OTTAWA BLUESFEST INDIGENOUS RECEPTION JULY 14th 2018!!!
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I'm moving. Yeah, I know I talk about it all the time but it's a big deal to me. I'm sure you'll be glad when the move is done, then I can drone on about trying to get adjusted to our new town. 🙂
Moving is hard, in so many ways. First, there's the physical aspect of packing and moving an entire household of goods into a new space, figuring out where everything should go. Then there's the emotional aspect of leaving what you know and heading out into the unknown, and that's enough to set anyone on edge. If there are children involved, you can multiply the emotional stress by twice the number of kids involved, because they stress a lot about moving. And finally there's the endless to-do list, which also includes the "lasts": last doctor visit, last day of school, last haircut, etc. before we leave.
When we moved here from Knoxville, we had some awesome friends and family who helped us through the process. They were a physical presence who helped me with the kids, with sorting our belongings and all the detritus that comes with ending life in one town so you can start over in another. One family even came with us when we moved and helped us put our new house in order. Pretty awesome, huh? And then they went home and we were left with telephone calls as our only contact. (This was before the age of Facebook) I felt isolated, and I couldn't remember anymore how people made friends. That sounds weird, but I had lived in one place for so long, I had kind of forgotten how it's done. I started to worry I'd be friendless forever. I'm not, because God sent me friends at just the right time but there for a while I wondered. (And now I'm leaving them – augh!)
And now here we are moving again. But this time it's a little different. This time I have a cheering section, and they live in my computer. I have found an online community that lifts me up in prayer and lifts my spirits when I start to think I can't do it anymore. When the fear of the unknown hits, they remind me that God is in this move, and He will provide. They remind me that I'm going to be just fine, my kids are going to be just fine, and we will get through this. They tell me that things might even be (gasp!) better for our family in the new place. Somehow, just at the right time, I hear the sound of encouragement, and it keeps me going.
I cannot overstate the importance of a positive word when it feels like life is overwhelming. It can be the difference between hope and hopelessness, courage and despair. A simple "I believe in you" is a lifeline to someone drowning in fear. The kindness of asking "how are you doing today?" and then listening to the answer is like water to a thirsty soul. A note in the mail can be just the thing to refresh a weary outlook.
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U.S. Sen. Johnny Isakson has been named chairman of the Senate Committee on Veterans' Affairs.
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U.S. Senator Johnny Isakson says it's clear that Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki made the right decision in stepping down Friday. But Isakson says Shinseki's resignation alone won't solve the problems with veterans care. The real problem, he says, is the lack of accountability in the culture of VA facilities. "Taking his resignation is not a solution -- it's just a step along the way," said Isakson. "What we need is a pervasive investigation of the entire VA system, route out the problems where they are and make the changes that are necessary. And do it expeditiously."
Mon., April 8, 2013 10:05am
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Georgia's business and political leaders eagerly awaited this week's final report on Savannah harbor deepening. But while it's the US Army Corps of Engineers' last word on the project, it's not the last word in the public debate over whether the deepening should happen. The agency next week will open a comment period.
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Thu., October 13, 2011 1:25pm
Georgia sends $1.1 billion in exports to Columbia, Korea and Panama. Republicans and some business groups say, those exports stand to rise now that Congress has approved trade deals lowering tariffs on the nations. Georgia chemicals, machines and transportation equipment are among the items that could be the most boosted by lower tariffs. But some labor unions are skeptical.
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Georgia U.S. Senator Johnny Isakson says despite the theatrics of meetings, "a deal is possible" out of the debt reduction talks going on in Washington. On Thursday afternoon, key lawmakers and President Barack Obama were to head back for a fifth day of debt-limit negotiations.
Mon., January 24, 2011 11:26am
Isakson: Congress Has Money For Port
US Senator Johnny Isakson says, he'll press Congress to fund a half-billion-dollar expansion project at the Port of Savannah. Congressional Republicans recently have been pledging to cut spending to shore up the deficit. Isakson says, there is money for the project, which state leaders see as critical to the economy
Wed., November 3, 2010 4:26am
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Yuugen Romantica – Hanawo (also : Hanao) Translation
幽幻ロマンチカ 第六の謎 トイレの花男さん ハナヲ
Seiyuu : 緑川 光 – Midorikawa Hikaru
Release Date : September 30, 2015
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If I ever find out that people are reposting or using these translations whether or not you are making money off it, I will cease posting anymore in the future. Please don't ruin it for others.
Note : This is an unaltered translation that I used myself that came directly from the translator.
Overview : Last translation I'm posting for the Yuugen Romantica series – Season 1! 😀 Hope you guys have enjoyed this series! In Uchouten, they'll be kicking things up a notch so it's worth listening to it too! If you're looking for Iriya's translation, just do a quick google search and you can find it on Tumblr.
As the old legend goes : the last cubicle in the boy's toilet was said to be haunted by a ghost. If you knock three times, an eerie voice will tell you to come in despite no one being there. If you're successful, you can make a wish and Hanawo-san might grant it. If you open the door by mistake though, he will drag you inside and will never let you go. No one knows what happened to all the students who've disappeared. The only thing they can confirm is that they've never come back again no matter how much time has passed – so be very careful.
To go to the Translation, please click on the "more" link down below.
Track 1
You already know about Hanao-san of the toilet, right?… One of the seven Mysteries of Nanagiri School…
If you knock on the furthest cubicle of the boy's toilet three times, even though there should be nobody there, you will here a voice say, "come in".
If you tell any wish to Hanao-san, he will grant it.
The rumour goes like that…
But… you have to be careful not to open the door.
Why? Hehe…
Are you curious?
The truth is, if the door opens… Hanao-san will appear and drag you in.
Nobody knows what happens to those students who disappear…
If you're curious, why not try going yourself?
Go to the toilet through the dark corridors all alone, and knock on the door.
Knock… knock… knock… three times.
Maybe… Hanao-san will greet you…
Yes… like this…
Hahaha. You knocked three times. You have quite some guts to call on me.
Did you want to see me so much? You're prepared to be cursed to death?
Fine, I'll show you myself as you wish.
Hanao-sama has appeared!
Today the roses are beautiful again, and I am beautiful too!
This god-given beauty of mine… what a sin!
Anyway, girl-student. What wish do you want me to grant?
Come on, don't hold back, and hit me with the screams of youthful passion that come from your heart!
Huh? No reaction?
And I appeared to you all excited!
Yes, that's right. I'm Hanao-san of the toilet, one of the Seven Mysteries at Nanagiri School.
This beautifully wavy golden hair, these pure-white clothes which go perfectly with roses…
No matter how you see it, I must look like a toilet yokai.
Eh? I'm different to what you imagined? You can imagine me in Versailles, rather than in the toilet?
That's strange, I thought you'd be overjoyed to see me.
Maybe girls these days prefer this…
Can't be helped… this is how you like it, right?
Then I'll attack you as you wish.
Why are you so surprised?
My personality changed? Hahaha, now's not the time to worry about such things.
You get it, don't you? The details of the Seven Mysteries.
If the door opens when you call on me, you'll be dragged in.
Hahaha. Did I scare you by suddenly disappearing?
Not that way… there's no point searching for me, because I'm currently possessing you.
I can see you clearly, even if you can't see me.
Not just that… I can even touch you like this.
Right? Did you feel me touching your neck just now?
How does it feel to be touched by something you can't see?
You have a beautiful neck… should I bite you here?
Hahaha. Shivering so much just because I licked your neck. You sure are sensitive.
It must make you shiver to be touched by something you can't see.
Hey… should I do more?
Idiot… how can you shake me off? You're being possessed, you know.
Use your brain…
Anyway, this is what you wanted… right?
Everyone that comes here is like that. They all want to feel scared.
I won't disappoint your expectations…
And then… you should post how you felt about all that will be done to you, on your blog.
Eh? Nothing. I was talking to myself.
So? Do you like feeling… pain… or pleasure?
I'll adore you the way you like it.
Can you hold yourself?
Even if you try to hold yourself….
Hahaha… you can't even resist because you're possessed.
Now… try imagining… what do you want me to do to you?
I'll do everything you can imagine.
Hey… what is it?
Stop, stop! Don't cry. Making a girl cry goes against my principles.
There, I'm done.
Yes, I'll let you go. For tonight.
But… you must not tell anybody about what happened tonight. It's a secret between you and me. Okay? Understand?
Good, good. You're an obedient, good girl.
Now, you should go. Don't turn back.
I made her tear up… please don't hate me, name-less girl-student A.
I did this all because I'm a yokai.
Track 2
Hi! Good morning, everyone. You're all so cute today too.
Huh? A present for me? Home-made cookies and madeleines… they look delicious. Thank you. I'll eat them preciously.
Huh? You are…name-less girl-student A from yesterday!
Eh…! Wait! Why are you running away?
I finally caught you!
I didn't think you'd run all the way to the end of the school building.
Hey… why are you so scared of me?
Did I do something?
How did you know I'm the yokai from yesterday, when I've transformed into a human?
Eh? You can tell by the roses?
What? There are plenty of human beings carrying roses!
Eh… there aren't?
Well… since you've already found out…
Hehe. You don't need to be so surprised, you already saw me in this form yesterday, right?
Let's start again. I'm Hanao. I'm a yokai which lives in the toilet.
It didn't even occur to me that you might see through my transformation…
You haven't told anybody about yesterday, have you?
Eh? You really haven't told anyone?
What… you kept your promise?
And I was hoping that people would go crazy about there being a yokai.
Isn't it the case that the more you prohibit someone from doing something, the more they want to do it?
I mean, you're the type of person who tried to see in the middle of the night, whether the Seven Mysteries were true, so I thought you'd want to tell everyone.
Eh? You don't believe in ghosts and yokais? Then why did you try to call on me in the toilet at midnight?
Your friend… experienced windows being smashed and her ankle suddenly being grabbed?
Don't tell me…
It's nothing. Basically, you tested out the Seven Mysteries for your scared friend, so that you could prove to her that there aren't such things as yokais?
Well, my deepest sympathies to you then. As you can see, a yokai is here right before your eyes.
Hey, there's no need to look so troubled.
I mean, you can't do anything about something that actually exists. Just give up and tell her that yokais exist.
I need you to spread rumours about me, too.
With that sorted, I'll excuse myself into your body again…
I'll attack you slowly… until you can't stay silent anymore…
Haha. Did I scare you by seeming to turn into a different personality?
I can change into many different personalities. I can also tease you in the personality you prefer.
Of course, you don't have the option to refuse because you're possessed.
Well then… what shall I do.
Oh yes, when you think about the Seven Mysteries, what comes to mind?
How about something like… multiple hands coming out to grab you?
Try imagining…
See? As you imagined… hands came out from the walls…
I can use people's imaginations with my sorcery. How does it feel to have your arms an legs grabbed and your freedom taken away from you?
The excitement of not being able to escape whatever happens to you.
It's quite exciting, isn't it?
Now… what do you want? Imagine it…
Hm? There's no point trying to empty your head.
It's impossible to think of nothing in this situation.
If I stroke your shoulders and neck like this…I can sense your skin shivering with pleasure.
Does it tickle? Please feel… my fingertips more…
Ah… since there are so many hands, let's do it this way.
Can you endure all these hands touching you at once?
How does it feel? Haha…
You're pretending you don't like it, but it actually feels good, right?
I'll make you feel even better…
I'll caress your ears too…
You look so undisciplined with your clothes loosened and exposing you…
Should I touch you with my lips somewhere lower?
Hm? Do you give up?
It can't be helped. I told you yesterday, it's not my hobby to make girls cry.
You can move freely now.
What do you think? You must want to tell your friends now.
Go ahead, don't hold back. Spread it around as much as you like!
Hm? Who are you calling all of a sudden?
Don't tell me… the police?
Wait!!! Wait!!! Hello? I'm sorry. My friend's just playing pranks.
Of course not, there aren't any perverts here.
Well then, good bye!
Hey, you. I told you to spread rumours, not to call the police!
Anyway, that means I can't approach you like this either.
What kind of guy do you like?
She got away…
She really has fast legs! And she left her phone…
And… this is?!
Track 3
That book is this month's recommendation.
Hi! We meet again.
Wait! Don't run away! I won't scare you today.
See, I've transformed into my human form.
Don't worry. For now, I'm just a celebrity-like librarian. I won't lay my hands on you.
That's right. I'm a librarian.
Ah, are you wondering why a toilet yokai is a librarian? You are, right?
You want to know why I'm a librarian, don't you?
Yes…it was a dark night, so dark that you couldn't even see the moon.
I said, "the wind is howling", and then I took my excalibur in my hand, and…
Wait! Why are you walking away when I'm in the middle of talking? Not that I don't like your ability to ignore people.
But… I can't let you go until I give this to you.
Here, this. I've had it for a few days. You left it behind and ran away.
It must have been inconvenient without your phone.
Mm-hm! You're welcome.
Your phone is also happy to be returned to its owner.
By the way… where did you buy that phone strap?
It's the mini-character from the game that was recently released, right?
It's my first time seeing it. Is it a new product?
Hey, won't you tell me? I'll get some tea, okay?
Your tea is ready, my lady.
Today's tea leaves are Montagne Bleu. Please go ahead.
Is it good? I'm glad you like it.
Ah, please have these snacks too. They were all given to me, but I can't finish them by myself.
Haha. Thanks for asking. These snacks were given to me by girls who call themselves my fans.
While I'm in my human form, I'm the school's mysterious prince.
I receive presents and letters all the time.
Those doubting eyes of yours… you don't believe me, do you.
I show my hospitality to those girls according to their tastes, so I'm popular, you know.
Sometimes I'm a do-s senpai. Other times I'm a kind prince.
See… like this.
I showed you too, didn't I?
If you want me to, I can let you taste it right now.
This thing called irresistible pleasure…
You don't have to hold back, you know.
Anyway, about that strap…
Could it be, you bought it at animate? Of course I know it! I look at online shops a lot.
It's a shop I really want to go to one day!
Let me know more about it!
Ah… yes. It would be best if I can go to the store myself, but I can't leave the school so easily, because I'm bound by the spell of the Seven Mysteries.
Yes, the yokais here didn't become the Seven Mysteries because they wanted to. All of us have been bound to this school, which is the barrier.
It would be so nice to be able to walk outside freely. But… it's impossible for me.
Ah! Wait… I can leave the school if I possess someone!
But… there probably aren't many kind-hearted people who want to help yokais…
Ah… I wonder if I'll find a magnanimous human being who will let me possess them…
This Montagne Bleu tea is quite expensive, you know.
Eh?! You're going to let me go outside?! Really?!
You're such a kind-hearted girl! I'm the happiest yokai in the world to meet a girl like you!
Hehehe. I'm so excited to hangout outside, it's been a while!
Wow. This is animate, the shop I even dreamt about!
It's filled with books and goods, wherever I look!
Sorry, I'm causing you trouble by being so excited while possessing you.
Bu…but, I want to look closer.
Um, can you stay here? I'll go look at those shelves.
Great! Here I go!
Hm? Ah, this form? Aren't I cute? I look like a tiny ghost.
This is what happens to me when I leave the school. My powers are also greatly reduced, so keeping this form is already hard enough, I reach my limit really quickly.
That's why it's too dangerous for me to leave the school, unless I possess someone.
If a yokai's power runs out, it will disappear.
Wow, there are so many bookshelves over here!
Woah, there's a special CD corner over there!
Hey, look at this! This rabasuto (rubber strap) is so cute! Can I buy it?
I can't breathe! Why are you hugging me?
I know I look cute like this, but… please… be gentle.
Hm? I didn't think I could make you smile just by doing this.
You have a great smile, but… do I look that strange?
Track 4
I'm back! And good job. I'm sorry, you even bought things for me.
I even ended up coming to your house.
Mm-hm! I had so much fun! Everyone at the store looked like they were having so much fun, too!
I like those expressions that humans make!
Eh? It's unexpected? Why? The purpose of my life is to entertain humans.
It's also half the purpose of why I'm being Hanao-san of the toilet.
Ah, no. Don't worry about what I just said.
More importantly, you bought a book, didn't you? You seemed really into it. What is it about?
Mm-hm. That sounds really interesting! I can feel it, just by looking at how excited you are.
Hm? What's wrong?
Eh? Why do you look so hesitant?
Why not? You like it to the point of being absorbed in it, right?
I think it's a good thing to be absorbed in something. Isn't it wonderful that you can honestly say that you like something?
I like girls like that.
Hm? It's my first time seeing you embarrassed.
Eh? Why are you hiding your face? You look so cute.
Come on, show onii-san your face.
Why not? If you don't remove your hands and show me, I'm going to tickle you. Like this.
Come on, I'm not going to let go, so you may as well show me your face.
Geez, you're so guarded.
Well then, let me press my lips to the back of your hand.
Great! Hello.
Woah, you're even redder now. Your cheeks are all hot.
It must feel so good and cooling to have my hands touching you.
Even if you can't see it, I can. Your red face is so cute.
Hahaha. Sorry, when you react like that, it makes me want to give you more services.
You're just so cute.
Hm? What is it? Are you at your limit?
Hahaha. I've won! Yes! I made you feel embarrassed.
Don't pout. It's not like I'm bullying you. I just felt happy to finally get a reaction from you.
Like I said, entertaining people is my purpose in life.
I attacked you because I wanted you to spread rumours about the Seven Mysteries, but just scaring you won't be enjoyable, right? That's why I turn myself into the type of guy the girl likes, and attack her.
But you didn't react at all! I feel relieved to see you finally reacting.
Eh? I didn't do it right until now? Really? The other girls really liked it.
Does that mean, you prefer me as I am?
Eh?! It's strange for me to say this, but are you sure?
Don't you prefer a prince who spoils you, or a forceful man?
I'm… you know, Hanao-san of the toilet. Which part of me do you like?
What? You think I'm friendly? Is that a compliment?
Hey, don't laugh at me, and don't call me cute! Geez, looking so happy like that.
Well, if you're happy this way, I guess it's fine.
I got it. I'll show you my true self from now on, so will you hangout with me again?
Mm-hm. Thank you.
It's been a while since I've been so close to a human.
Track 5
I'm done now. Huh? What are you doing in such a place?
Me? As you can see, I'm cleaning the toilet. I need to wait here at night in case a guest comes over to see the Seven Mysteries, right?
Then I should make this place as comfortable as possible. I've heard some very positive feedback about the toilets smelling like roses.
Ah, by the way, this toilet brush is called Excalibur, so please remember.
Please, don't be lost for words. It makes me feel bad.
You don't need to laugh!
Well, I suppose it's okay since you're cute.
Oh yes, can you stay up till late tonight, since tomorrow's a holiday?
It's also nice to hangout outside, but how about going on a date in this school building at night?
It's strange for me, a yokai, to say this, but doesn't your heart beat faster, walking through the school building at night?
What? It's more fun for me if you get scared. There are other yokais in this school who have become part of the Seven Mysteries.
Doesn't it feel like something's going to jump out from those dark classrooms?
You're so stubborn as usual. Then… imagine this.
You hear footsteps from behind, so you turn around slowly in fear. But nobody's there.
You think, how strange, and you face forward again, only to see…
Yay! I surprised you, didn't I? Don't pout, your'e so cute when you're angry.
Why don't we have fun, since we're on a date at night?
No no, I won't make you post about yokais on your blog or anything. I don't want to force you.
I asked you on a date because I want to be with you.
It's true! I want to see more expressions from you. Especially… your embarrassed face… which you hardly ever show me.
Why are you walking backwards? There's a wall behind you.
Sorry… I've cornered you to the wall.
I left a mark on your neck.
Haha, you're embarrassed now, as I expected.
These days it's been harder to get a reaction from you, maybe because you're getting used to me.
I thought I'd try again at school when it's night.
I'm not bullying you. Aren't you the one who said you like me as I am?
I've always approached humans in different personalities, but I've never been my true self.
That's why… I'm just so happy to get a reaction from you, when I'm being myself.
By the way, I got this 'wall-cornering at school' plan from your situation CDs.
Don't be angry! I'm sorry I listened to them without your permission. Wall-cornering is only a way to show affection, so forgive me!
Huh? Wait. I felt a presence. That is… yokai Kuzure!
Stand back, it's dangerous.
It's gone…
I didn't expect it to bore a hole in my barrier and come in. I really am losing my strength.
Are you okay? That's good. Please wait for a moment.
I can't put the glass back together, but I need to at least cover the hole in the barrier.
It should be fine now.
I'm okay. I just used too much power. Sorry, can I borrow your body for a little while?
I use the least power when I'm possessing someone.
Thank you.
Sorry I need to hug you like this. Am I heavy?
I'm okay. It's just… I've lost more strength than I expected. It takes a lot of power to maintain a barrier. I forgot about that.
That yokai doesn't live in this school. It was yokai Kuzure, which came from outside. They get drawn to people's thoughts within this school.
Your friend's scary experience might have been caused by them too.
They shouldn't be able to come in because of my barrier, but they must've somehow sneaked in because I'm getting weaker.
You don't understand?
It's a long story, but the one who set up that barrier in this school and created the Seven Mysteries… is me.
Can I talk about some history?
I came here 150 years ago, when this school was established. There were many weakened yokais.
They were all forgotten by humans and on the verge of disappearing. We yokais are born from people's thoughts.
If you think, "that empty classroom feels creepy", then yokais will start inhabiting that classroom.
If you treasure your favourite book for many years, it will transform into a yokai.
If these thoughts disappear, our existences will also disappear.
I've seen many of my friends disappear. I knew there was nothing we could do about it, but that day… I couldn't forsake those weakened yokais.
I was also losing my strength, after being forgotten for so long, but I used all my remaining power to set up a barrier at this school.
I then transformed into a human and spread rumours. "Hey, do you know about the Seven Mysteries of Nanagiri School?"
I made each yokai into one of the Seven Mysteries, and spread rumours. That eventually spread out, and we came to be remembered as the Seven Mysteries.
That's why we have been able to somehow maintain our powers, over 100 years.
But that's only within the barrier. If we leave this barrier, we will immediately start losing our power, and if we keep losing our power, we will disappear.
I told you that we are bound to this school by a spell, right? That was a lie.
More accurately, we can't exist outside of this school building.
Without humans thinking about us, we can't even exist.
Today's tea is grand bois cheri vanilla. Here you go.
You look confused. What I told you was true, although I've never told anybody before.
The other Seven Mystery yokais don't know about this either, although some of them seem to have noticed.
I'm not good at talking about such gloomy things though.
See? I've made you look gloomy too. I'm sorry.
A way for us to be saved, huh?
It's not like there isn't a way. Within the Seven Mysteries, the last, 7th mystery is something nobody knows about. It's… the mystery of humans and yokais falling in love. If that happens, then we will be released from the Seven Mysteries.
Of course it's a catchphrase I created, it's romantic, right? When we find someone we cherish, we become unbelievably stronger. When we get that sort of emotion, we'll be able to survive outside the barriers too.
However, it is very difficult. I've lived for hundreds of years, and haven't seen the love between a yokai and human end happily.
You're sharp. I was born hundreds of years ago, which wouldn't make sense, since there wouldn't be toilets in schools back then.
Yes, my true self is not Hanao-san of the toilet. This is my temporary form I've taken so that I can become part of the Seven Mysteries.
My real identity is Tsukumogami. I was born from a book, and have lived for a long time, since the Heian period.
The reason I can change into multiple personalities is because I get my ideas from stories people create. It's my nature to like human creations. I can't help but love humans when they get so absorbed in a story that they cry, laugh and tremble with fear.
I especially think you are adorable.
How I wish this happiness would last forever.
Sorry, I felt a little dizzy. I already feel a lot better when you're near me.
So… don't feel worried about me. Please always be yourself, and let me live my everyday life.
I'm okay. I'll be okay, so…
Track 6
I knew it, you were still in the classroom. I heard you stayed behind alone to prepare for the school festival. You should go home soon. It's already late and dark.
I also feel an unpleasant wind…
It's okay. I'lll tidy up the rest. More importantly, you must hurry and go home.
I'm fine. It's nothing, so please don't worry. Please go outside!
This is bad… it's not going to last…the barrier is starting to crack!
Get down, they're coming!
They got in!
This is bad! They keep increasing! I can't face them all myself!
Damn you!
My power… is clearly not enough, even though I'm in the school building. At this rate…
Sorry, I was going to try my best while you were here, but… this barrier isn't going to last any longer.
You must escape before it completely breaks down!
I will… remain here… I need to protect the other yokais. I also don't want them to destroy this place, full of our memories together.
What…? What are you saying? Of course you can't!
It's true that while I'm possessing you, I'll be able to maintain my power, but… it would mean I would have to involve you in this! I can't let that happen!
You are… really like a story's protagonist. I got it, I'll possess your body.
It's too dangerous indoors, let's go outside the building. I can still use my sorcery while I'm possessing you, so I'll be able to protect you.
Now, run!
Don't stop your legs!
Using my full power in this situation is taking a toll on me…
I can't completely destroy them even when I'm in your body. At this rate…
Run through that door! Yes, that one! The boys' toilet!
Go into the furthest cubicle!
This place retains my power the strongest. They shouldn't be able to get in so easily. I think it should last until the morning.
It's fine. The door won't open unless we invite them in. You might be scared, but you have to stay here. Okay?
Thank you for helping me. I have to go and quieten them down, otherwise this school will be destroyed. It's alright, once this battle is over, I will come back.
Don't say I'm death-marked! I'll really be okay.
See? I'm all energetic now that you let me possess you.
Oh yes… you can see through my acting. You've guessed right. To be honest, I don't have any power left. If I push myself, I might disappear.
Will you be sad if I disappear? I see… I wouldn't want that. I don't want to see you cry. But it also makes me a little happy, because it means that you who care for me so much. I'm so lucky.
Nobody feels sad just because a yokai disappears, because all these yokais have already been forgotten.
We spend our last moments disappearing and forgotten by everybody.
I've seen many of my friends disappear, so I knew it would happen to me eventually. But I must've felt so lonely when I created these Seven Mysteries. That's why I tried to resist my destiny. I don't want to disappear. Don't forget me. Someone, notice me.
That's why I was so happy to meet you. When the morning comes, you come to school and smile. You talk to me and get embarrassed. You stay by my side.
You might have thought it was a joke, but I… really loved you.
Thank you for all the fun times. Good-bye.
What is it?
Does that mean… you're going to give me your feelings? I'm happy, but one person's feelings isn't enough.
I need enough to sustain me, a yokai which has lived for many many years. It can't be done easily.
Do you still insist that you can do it?
Does that mean…
Hey… I might sound conceited but… do you think I'm precious, in the same way I think you're precious?
What… hey, don't cry. Please smile. I don't want to see you cry.
It's okay. I can feel you. I can feel how much you care for me.
That's right. If I don't want to make you cry, I can't disappear.
Okay. Please give me your power.
Imagine… with all your feelings… fill your mind with me. Imagine me being strong enough to protect you, even in this situation.
I've received… your feelings.
As expected of you… I like girls with a wild imagination.
Geez, how violent. You only need to knock three times to call Hanao-san.
I need to punish bad kids like you who try to rush me.
Here I go.
With this power, I can do it…!
Stand back. I'm going to create a barrier again.
I think I got rid of them, and the barrier has also been recreated.
Now both the school and you are safe again.
Sorry, it just takes so much energy to create a barrier. I think… it's the end for me.
Don't cry. Sooner or later, I was going to disappear anyway.
I'm satisfied… that I managed to protect you. I'm glad I met you.
Can you do me… one last favour?
I want to disappear with the heroine's kiss, like the ending of fairytales.
Thank you. I… really… loved you.
Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Just kidding! That was a joke.
Did you really think I died? It was always my ideal situation, to be kissed right before I die!
I got such a great gift!
Hm? What's wrong? Your face is…
Don't be angry! Ouch! I said ouch! I'm sorry! I just said sorry!
Sorry… I was just so happy…
It really looks like I won't disappear, and it looks like we fulfilled the 7th mystery.
If a yokai and human fall in love, the yokai won't disappear, and it will be released from the spell's bondage.
See? It was all true. You found the 7th mystery for me. If we think about it this way, it really must have been destiny for us to meet here.
Hm, well, this is a toilet, but who cares? It's appropriate for the Seven Mysteries.
Haha. You laughed. I definitely like your laughing face than your crying face.
From now on, I can always be with you until you get bored of me.
From now… and forever…
Track 7
You already know how the story of Hanao-san of the toilet continues, right?… One of the seven Mysteries of Nanagiri School…
It feels so refreshing to see a bookshelf filled with books!
Thanks to your help, we'll be done tidying this library in no time.
Hey, are you okay? That belongs to the highest shelf. Maybe I should do it?
You can use the ladder, but be careful.
You know how in mangas, they always lose their balance and…
Watch out!
Are you okay?
You're so clumsy. Haha, although I'm satisfied seeing you all red.
Well then, now that we've finished with the books, I'll go clean the toilets.
I need to do my best as Hanao-san of the toilet, since I've been receiving more guests at night recently, and also to protect the Seven Mysteries. I can't just forsake the other yokais outside who are on the verge of disappearing, right?
That's why I plan to invite them all to Nanagiri School. One day, they might find their destiny, like how I found you.
But that would mean we can't just have Seven Mysteries. Maybe I may as well make it a Hundred Stories!
If you knock on the toilet three times in the middle of the night, you can call on Hanao-san of the toilet. There have been many witnesses, and because of this, Nanagiri School is quite famous now.
Nanagiri School's Seven Mysteries. You're curious too, aren't you? Then you should come visit. Many yokais will welcome you in.
Thinking about the future makes me so excited! Of course I'll give you plenty of entertainment.
I promise you I'll never let you be bored, so don't let go of me.
From now on, I'll always be with you, even to the depths of hell.
Track 8
I'm Hikaru Midorikawa, acting as Hanao. Thank you for your hard work.
I'd like to move onto the end-of-story interview.
What I felt when I finished recording? Please tell us about any impactful scenes or any parts you want the audience to focus on?
Ah, we're recording using the dummy. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten.
Um, hm… as an actor, it's been really interesting because I had to act out many personalities. It was fun.
And the surprising battle scene! I would like you to listen to it.
Also… I guess the fact that they went to animate is quite impactful for me.
Um… for them to go to a shop that I'm so familiar with was interesting. I also like buying anime goods, so it made me want to go to animate as well.
Next question. If you could use sorcery, like becoming invisible, shooting out fire, controlling things, etc., would you like to use them?
Well… if you're a boy, you would always want to try these things at least once.
I'm quite a kid, so I would especially like to try…for example… I tell quite a lot of people, since my name is Hikaru Midorikawa (Light Green River), I've got three elements, wood (ki), water (mizu) and light (hikari). So it would be great if I can control these three elements… would that be asking for too much?
Well, it would be cool if we could develop powers from what we already had when we were born.
Well, I guess controlling light is quite close, huh?
Something interesting that's happened to me recently?
Let's see, you know during Christmas, we always see those red leaves? I can't remember its' name, but recently… well not recently, well when I go to school… sorry I meant when I go to work, I actually saw them on the way! Strange, I didn't know they grew naturally…
But when I looked closely, they were artificial flowers. Don't deceive me!
Lastly, a message to the otomes.
Can I move this dummy head mic to the wall?
Ah, it looks like I can! Excuse me, please give me some time.
I'm going to change the dummy head's position. Well, good bye for a short while…
Okay, thanks for waiting! We've moved.
To be honest, I don't really have much to say for my free talk, so I'm going to ask Rejet-san to request me to do something. Please take over "Mijet-san's" free-talk as well.
Now, um, this time around, I told them that I'm having some trouble thinking about what to say using the dummy head. The famous voice actress H-san suggested I do "wall-cornering". Come to think of it, I had never done it before.
I was wondering when I should do it, but I already did it during the story. With H-san's request, I will do it again. I will give my message according to what I imagine Hanao-san to be like.
Welcome to my cubicle. Would you like me to help you?
Well then, I'll be ending here!
Bye bye!