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Michigan CPL
Going Sunday morning for the eight hour class. Can't wait to get it over
It shouldn't be that bad. Most of the CPL instructors I've met have been really decent folks. You might even have a good time! Best of luck.
Good luck, I think your county is one of the worst in the state for processing. Mich Gun Owners has a couple of different threads tracking time to issue.
Take the time to TRULY learn the law. The states laws are screwy, and even the best CPL instructors get it screwed up.
Here's a couple of questions for your instructor - Can I carry in a school? The legal answer is yes, as long as you open carry with a CPL
How many loaded firearms can I legal carry with my CPL? The answer is as many as you want. I've heard the answer no more than two by so many "experts" it's ridiculous. That answer makes ZERO sense, because their argument is always the license says pistol. Sorry, if that's your argument, then the correct answer is 1 :) But, further reading of the law states the plural applies to the singular. There's an attorney chomping at the bit waiting for someone, anyone to get charged with multiple weapons to put the argument to bed.
An my favorite, can a magazine separated from the firearm in the same case contain ammo? For some reason many believe it can not. Partially because the DNR says it can not, but they can't write law.
Had a good time in my class now i have to get the application for my CPL and see if and when i get it. The instructor was a cool guy always answered questions for anyone who asked. And we had a district attorney come in and give us all the laws about carrying. And gave us his personal number and e-mail if we had anymore questions, i thought that was cool. Going to get the application tomorrow morning. I can get it at my local police station and have to drop it of at my county police station. Any one in Kent county have a hard time getting their CPL?
CPL in Michigan is very easy to get since it is a too issue state. Basically if you show up with a training certificate, do the paperwork, and have a clean record you should receive it in about a month. In my town you had to go to the monthly gun board meeting and sit in front of the board.
I droped off the application and had to get finger printed and the clerk and the guy at the sheriffs station said three to four months. And that seems a long time. But in my papers it says they have 45 days to approve or deny. So why are they saying three to four months?
I'd have to agree I live in Isabella county and I turned mine in around July 15th and got my letter for the gun board for the first week of August. It might be that they only have meetings every few months? Do you live in a smaller county?
I live in Kent county.. I will just have to wait and see. Me and my oldlady put our applications in today. But Im wondering if the book says 45 day max, why are they saying three to four months? Thanks. Also they said it will be mailed. And i don't have to go in front of the gun board unless they deny my application.
Mine took 5 weeks from Oakland County.
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TUSCALOOSA | C.J. Mosley has said his performance against Florida a year ago was the one that put his burgeoning confidence where it needed to be as a true freshman. Roughly a year later, the University of Alabama sophomore is looking less for confidence in his game, but more for assurances about his right elbow. Injured during the Crimson Tide's 38-14 win over Arkansas Saturday, Mosley is questionable to play at Florida this weekend.
"C.J. Mosley probably will not practice (Monday), and will be out for a couple of days for sure, and probably is questionable for this game at this point," UA coach Nick Saban said.
When Mosley exited the Arkansas game, the UA coaching staff responded with multiple replacements for him, as Mosley has a role in more than one defensive personnel package. Redshirt freshman Adrian Hubbard got the most extensive playing time of his career, while senior Jerrell Harris and true freshman Trey DePriest saw more action as well.
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Mosley's primary position is at weakside linebacker. He has 12 tackles on the season, including two for losses and one sack. As a true freshman, Mosley made five tackles and returned an interception 35 yards for a touchdown in Alabama's 31-6 rout of the Gators last season. Mosley was present during individual drills Monday, but with the team practicing in shorts, it will be later in the week before his status for the game can be refined.
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The Osakis girls' basketball team rolled to a 67-31 victory against Belgrade-Brooten-Elrosa Thursday in Osakis.
Annalise Savageau scored Osakis' first 13 points of the game on her way to a 19-point night. Madi Forsell scored 10 and Brooke Sorenson added nine points to push the Silverstreaks to the nonconference win.
Head coach Pat Kalpin was happy to see some balanced scoring by the Silverstreaks against BBE, which came into the game with a 4-1 record.
"They went in there and worked their tails off and did some good things, and that's what we want to do," Kalpin said. "It was a good, fun, solid win for our kids against a good, quality opponent."
Last season Osakis won a much closer game on the road against BBE 45-40. Savageau was happy to see a much more favorable score in the matchup this year.
"Last year we didn't play very well against them," she said. "But this year we started really strong and made a run in the first half and we were able to keep the lead."


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January 15th, 2008, 09:58 PM #1
Any ideas on why this happens with Adwords?
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So lets say I am trying to promote something like "the white stripes music" through downloads.
Why if I have a very targeted landing page and there are no other advertisers does Google still raise the min bids to something very high?
Everything seems to be right I think. You can take a look at the site here:
Could the keywords not being tightly grouped enough be the problem or could it be that a word like white stripes music gets so much traffic that the click rate is very low so they assume it is not a good ad?
Thanks for any help/advice you can give.
January 16th, 2008, 01:48 AM #2
perhaps stuff like
- no privacy policy on the site
- no real content on the site (1-pager) - so called "thin affiliate site"
Just for kicks, for a second change your destination URL on your ads to something more rich/popular/mainstream (such as itunes or something) and see if that changes the minimum bid. If so, you've been "Google-Slapped".
Good luck.
p/s the landing page looks nice.
January 16th, 2008, 03:52 AM #3
>patience< can sometimes be a virtue when it comes to adwords. I've left a "poor " quality score sit on (campaign expired) for a while, and come back to a "great" quality score (and lower bids)... later. YMMV
January 16th, 2008, 07:15 AM #4
Your problem is related to the quality score. I've seen several situations where the keywords, ad text and landing page were all very relevant, plus the CTR was strong, yet the keywords received a Poor quality score, which raises the cost.
I sent a message to Google about this and their response indicated that the keywords used are of low value to users. I don't know how to interpret that, but I think it means that the keywords are not used often in a search, which is not the case if users are clicking on the ads. They recommend deleting the keywords, rather than trying to improve the quality score. Huh?
Turn on the quality scores on the keywords page in AdWords and you will see that the quality score is the issue.
One thing that is scary is that the AdWords video tutorial states that a Poor quality score for a single keyword can affect the costs for all keywords in an Ad Group.There's good, fast and cheap. Pick any two.
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January 16th, 2008, 07:49 AM #5
Yep, I concur with the others here, it's a quality scoring issue.
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Officially, the Year of the Dragon isn't until 2012, according to the Chinese zodiac. Vancouver Whitecaps FC are looking to celebrate a little early.
On Friday, the club announced the signing of 22-year-old striker Long Tan, who becomes the first Chinese-born player in MLS history. Among his teammates, however, Tan is known simply as "Dragon."
"[A] dragon in Mandarin symbolizes something like strength and power," explained Whitecaps FC cultural expert Wes Knight. "And the kid is very athletic."
Tan's tall hairstyle may indeed be more Jersey Shore than mythical beast, but count head coach Teitur Thordarson among those who believe in the power of Dragon.
"For not being a very big and strong guy, he's very physical," vouched Thordarson. "It hurts for those who play against him."
Physicality is one thing, but to truly be a dragon, don't you need to fly?
"What people might not know is that his first four or five strides, he can really get a step on the defender," said Knight of Tan's skills. "He's very dynamic, he can use both feet very well and he's extremely explosive."
The 6-foot-1 forward was acquired midway through last year's USSF-D2 Pro League campaign, but remained with FC Tampa Bay until the completion of their season. He then joined the 'Caps for training in November.
"He's gotten a leg up having been here at the end of last year and I think he's gotten used to the routine," Knight said.
His English still needs some work, but he comes to practice every day with a smile on his face and his teammates have loved having him around.
"He's very quiet since he's not too secure with his English yet," said Knight. "But if you jab at him a bit, which we do – I mean, he's already garnered the nickname 'Dragon' – he gives it back to you the best he can. He's a great guy."
'Caps co-captain Terry Dunfield believes that if Tan can find the fire in his belly, he'll really be able to spread his wings.
"He's getting better every day, and he's definitely athletic, so he should suit the league," said Dunfield. "If he can believe in his own ability, he can do really well for us. ... It's up to Dragon how far he wants to go. He's going to be given the opportunity at some point and it's up to him to take it."


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A RINGLEADER of an international drug trafficking gang responsible for smuggling cocaine worth £40 million from Spain to Scotland has to pay back £21,000 – just a fraction of his £200,000 crime profits.
Keith Blenkinsop of Annan, Dumfries-shire, was jailed for 12 years in 2011 for his role in the smuggling gang after a judge decided he was "one of the principals in a major cocaine distribution operation".
The Class A drug was shipped into Scotland by couriers and was cut and packaged by industrial presses before being sold.
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The gang who were importing the drugs between 2007 and 2009 were convicted at the High Court in Glasgow.
Others convicted were co-ringleader Lindsay Harkins from Helensburgh and three men who acted as mules – Andrew Burns, of Helensburgh; Robert Dalrymple, of Gretna; and James Elvin, from Clydebank.
The cocaine obtained by Colombians based in Barcelona was hidden inside suitcases and holdalls flown by couriers into Glasgow, Prestwick and Newcastle.
The court heard how the operation came to an end when one courier, David Harbinson, 41, of Annan, was caught with counterfeit £20 notes and told the police details of the drugs scheme.
Following his conviction the Crown brought proceedings to seize any proceeds of crime from Blenkinsop.
It was agreed the benefit from Blenkinsop's "general criminal conduct" should be recorded at £200,000 but a confiscation order should be made for £21,000. The main asset identified was his share in a property.
Blenkinsop was given six months to pay the money.
Lindsey Miller, head of the Serious and Organised Crime Division stressed that should he obtain any cash or other assets in the future, "the court can be asked to recalculate the confiscation order, up to the amount of the benefit recorded (£200,000)".


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Yakupov isn't even in the game on the most recent draft update.
And have they really still not added Schultz?
Yakupov is in there... I just played the Rangers (I'm doing Detroit atm) for the cup and he was tearing it up for them, rated 88 or 89 or something.
On another note, I finally saw a 5 star player drafted. I went looking to trade for a goalie, so I was checking what was available on various teams (2017) and Boston have this insane goalie, 19 or 20, rated 90 with 5 stars. I offered them some sick players and they were just saying no to everything. I picked up Subban instead! Hopefully he pans out, he's only 75 with I think 4 stars, aged 23-24 now. Boston had like 8 goalies in the system so I figured they weren't really playing him... I ran him as #1 on the Griffins all year. Looking forward to seeing if he's past 80.
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Create a gallery wall with framed art
Grouping objects is one of my favorite ways to create a big design impact inexpensively. I've seen picture frame wall groupings in countless home decor magazines and I have always loved the look. I thought it would be a fun way to display Mr. Boy's budding art talents and bring some much-needed life into my bland stairway.
I let my then 2 1/2 year old little artist go to town with kid-safe paints on 8 1/2 x 11 paper. I scoured thrift shops and dollar stores for unique but inexpensive picture frames to house his work. Once I had a selection of colorful abstract art, I cut the pictures down to fit within the various frames I had found.
I have to admit that I detest hanging pictures on the wall. It's always been such a pain in the neck getting the measurements just right and the nails in the right spots. I decided to try out a method I've seen a lot, though, and it worked so well that I thought I'd share it with you.
Step 1: Lay out art on a piece of craft paper
If you don't have craft paper, you could use old wrapping paper, spare wallpaper, or even tape newspaper together to create a larger sheet. Whatever you use, make it large enough to accommodate the kind of grouping you envision. Try a few different layouts until you find a look you like.
Step 2: Trace the outlines
Use a marker to trace around the outlines of each frame. Then label each outline with a description that will help you remember which piece belongs where.
Step 3: Measure and mark nail locations
Measure from the top edge of the frame down vertically to exactly where the nail will need to be placed. On your traced outline, mark your vertical distance as well as the middle of the frame (measured horizontally). Where the two measurements cross will be your nail location.
Step 4: Apply template to wall and add nails
Use masking tape to apply your finished template to the wall. Hammer the nails right through the paper, then remove the template. Try not to rip the template, as you may need it to remind you where each frame belongs.
Step 5: Hang the pictures
With all the nails in place, all that's left is to hang the pictures! It couldn't be easier. The end result will closely resemble what you laid out on the paper. Alignment may not be perfect, but don't worry–groupings are meant to be more casual.
I love it! Now I'll have something happy to look at each time I walk up the stairs. Mr. Boy, who loves museums, is thrilled to have an art gallery in his own house. I think kids' artwork (and every single one of them is an artist) makes a great statement, but you might also use photographs and prints. My grandmother has a wall full of wedding photos of our relatives dating back several generations. Collections are not only great decor but also great conversation starters.


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KUMA-NIN Maximus wrote:Overcracker wrote:Who's dismissing anything? I'm stating a fact. I never said they were worth less, or less desirable. Its just a fact. They are alternity Convoys in a new line. Some may like them some may not. The entire point of this was expecting something different out of a mold we've already seen, and know about.
In your own reference, it would be like expecting Brave Maximus or Grand Maximus to be 6 inches tall instead of 24.
Nobody here is saying they are bad, or less of a figure or anything. They simply are what they are.
Never assumed any of that. And I never implied that. So let me make my point be clear.
So I'll simplify so there is nothing for you to assume, as assumptions are worthless: The transformation mode is Alternity. The authenticity of the cars are not what increased the price because they are collaborating with Super GT Racing. They never stated the scaling, which means that the final product may have the previous kinks fixed and also have these at a slightly larger scale. And calling these Alternity is like calling all three Maximus toys, "Fortress Maximus with different paint jobs."
And for the other part you missed: Transformers are mostly Diaclone and Microman toys, but nobody cares. Those who do care still own both and admire the differences they have. In the end, all we have are two of the three being finalized - And one of the three possibly having changes made. But until we have a final product at hand, it is better to speculate and hope instead of assume and dismiss.
You need step down a peg here. Just because someone has an opinion differing from yours does not mean you need to start taking personal offense. This isn't the first time you've done this. I'd take fellow collectors words for it, that they know what they're talking about. Because honestly, if you think Takara's going to revamp these molds and upscale them - well that's more wishful thinking then actually assessing what HasTak does with their molds.
By all means on a random whim, maybe Takara does upsize the mold, but there's nothing leaning towards them doing that. The people you've been arguing with over the past few weeks don't just have collections that number in the hundreds, but in the thousands. They've experienced these toys in their hands and have seen the quality and development of the Transformers in nearly three decades, all in person. It`s more than just looking at pictures and TFwiki that leads to expertise in this field.


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S&P 500 Futures Recover From Steep Decline
Earlier in session, the S&P 500 futures breached Monday's low and traded as low as 1663.25. Since that time, the index has recovered over half of its losses and traded as high as 1677.50. Traders may still be focusing on the recent low of 1673.75 level to determine if the rally will continue.
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Fan Missing From Jason Aldean Concert Found Dead
In a tragic end to what began as an evening of fun, the body of a fan who went missing from a recent Jason Aldean concert in Cleveland has been found in a local landfill.
22-year-old Cory Barron was last seen by friends at around 9:30PM at Aldean's concert at Progressive Field on July 18. He was reported missing the following day. Friends, family, law enforcement and the local community banded together to help look for the missing man. Searchers even took to social media to reach out for help, using the hashtag #HelpFindCory.
The search ended on Tuesday (July 22), when a worker at a local landfill discovered Barron's body in a dumpster full of trash that was collected from the show. According to 19 Action News, the local sheriff's office has confirmed that the body is that of Cory Barron. Investigators discovered a concert ticket on his person, along with identification.
Though Barron's cause of death is not yet known, authorities believe he may have fallen into a garbage chute at the concert venue, which led to the dumpster.
Aldean took to social media to respond to the tragic news.
My sincere condolences go out to Cory Barron's family and friends. My heart is heavy for you all and you are in my thoughts and prayers.
— Jason_Aldean (@Jason_Aldean) July 23, 2014
Authorities from the Cleveland Police are still investigating Barron's death, along with the Lorain County Sheriff's Office.
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Excellent! Well written. Perhaps everyone should write to Damascus to voice their concerns. The people need to be heard as you are absolutely correct, the church is not the Archbishop alone! Nor the Bishops alone! Or the people alone! BUT ALL OF THEM WORKING TOGETHER(I BELIEVE THIS IS HOW METROPOLITAN PHILIP APTLY ARTICULATES HIS BELIEFES ON THE MATTER!)
#1 anonymous on 2009-03-23 14:33
NO this not the way Met P articulates his positions. As a checkers player he studies every move. Threatened by "diocese" bishops he would (and did!) reduce them to ceremonial visitors, thus alleviating himself from "such", especially in that he has no plans to ever retire! be assured of that!!
#1.1 Anonymous (mid west) on 2009-03-23 17:18
I find it interesting that there have been no further posts from clergy who have identified themselves by name as Antiochian Priests. WORD is out that they have been threatened. Is this true or do you have nothing else to say? If there are no further posts with names, outside those who are close to MP then we will know it to be true! I also heard other priests are being called and the sqeeze is on. How tragic that clergy live in fear of their supposed Father-in-Christ. Christ instructed Peter to feed HIS sheep, NOT BEAT HIS SHEEP!
#1.2 anonymously beaten down by a so-called shepherd on 2009-03-25 09:58
Dear whoever you are:
You sign a name full of pain, and with this message I send a prayer to God for your relief ... in this life and the next. May it be answered in full measure.
I don't think that qualifies you, however, and in point of fact probably ought to dis-qualify you, from anonymously posting here the rumors you have jheard about word being out, squeezes put on, and the like. If you have even heard enough such statements from sources that are reliable to qualify you make such generalizations.
This is a tough time. Some are no doubt afraid, others puzzled, others trying not to be distracted from Lent, still more whose plates are full of other matters or who do not feel called to interject themselves and their names into this public exchange in this forum because they believe they can better contribute to a positive outcome by means other than the public washing of laundry, still others who think the internet has as many minuses as it does pluses for discussions like this one. I could probably think of four or five more decent reasons ofr Antiochian clergy not to be named in the exchanges here at this time.
So in case I haven't made myself clear, I think your reasoning ("if we don't see more posts by name it means that people are being bullied into silence") is specious.
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#1.2.1 Fr. George Washburn on 2009-03-25 20:57
The Head of all the Orthodox Churches in the United States of America is not in America, nor is He in another country. In fact, He's not even of this world.
Quotes from the Address of Metropolitan Philip at the Special Antiochian Archdiocese Convention July 16, 2004, Pittsburgh, Pa. (excerpted from the Word Magazine Sept 2004)
Beloved in Christ:
Three years have elapsed since our first vote in Los Angeles. These three years have been marked by frustration, tension and disappointment. But our Church is a church of hope. In John 5:17, our Lord said: My father is still working and I am working. If you are in Christ, you do not despair, you do not give up, and you do not surrender. Christ is working with us and will continue to work with us until the end of time. He is the foundation and head of the Church. In I Corinthians 3:11-13, St. Paul said: For no other foundation can anyone lay than that which is laid, which is Jesus Christ. Now if any one builds on the foundation with gold, silver, precious stones, *wood, hay, straw each mans work will become manifest*; for the Day will disclose it, *because it will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test what sort of work each one has done.*
The Orthodox Church of twenty-first century America is destined to chart its own course and shape its own future, despite the obstacles. We in the Antiochian Archdiocese have reached the point of no return. Our Mother Church of Antioch is very dear to us and we shall continue to do everything within our power to support our beloved Patriarch in all his endeavors. The founding of the University of Balamand by His Beatitude Patriarch Ignatius IV is the greatest event which has happened in Antioch since the days of Peter and Paul. This Special Convention is a bright moment in our history. Let us seize this moment and appeal to our brothers and sisters of other jurisdictions to emulate our example and seize the moment. In II Corinthians 5:17, St. Paul said: Therefore, if any man is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, behold the new has come. Today, I am overwhelmed by a sense of newness. This is a new era and a new day. Without the steadfastness and unity of our people which was magnificently demonstrated in Los Angeles and Miami, Florida, and by our hierarchs, clergy, Board of Trustees, parish councils and faithful throughout North America, this new day could never have been possible. I would be remiss if I do not express my gratitude to the Archdiocese department of legal affairs, especially Chancellor Robert Koory and Chancellor Charles Ajalat, for reviewing our constitution and proposing to us the necessary amendments
I do not want you to be under the illusion that our task has been completely accomplished; we have just begun. The future of this Archdiocese is not fifty years from now; the future is now. With the new structure of our Archdiocese, the new future bishops, chanceries, organizations and department, we have much to be done. We cannot waste time. Thus, our work begins now. We must think and act, not only for the moment, but for generations to come.
In conclusion, I am reminded of the story of Marshall Lyautey, who once asked his gardener to plant a tree. The gardener objected that the tree was slow to grow and would not reach maturity for a hundred years. The Marshall replied, In this case, there is not time to waste, plant this morning. Today, in a world of fragmented Orthodoxy on this continent and abroad, we have no time to waste; let us plant our trees this morning. Thank you.
So much for his 15 minutes of Glory! How the crow taste?
#2 Metropolitan Philip comments on 2009-03-23 20:30
And here lies the tragedy--we don't love and trust our Metropolitan or our Patriarch. It seems, however, that most of us love and trust our (former?) diocesan bishops.
Pray for them all. Seek the truth in love and peace. Fear not.
"Let God arise, let his enemies be scattered....."
#3 Michael Bauman on 2009-03-23 20:38
It is not TRUST, Michael. but DECEPTION in order the restore control!! And you know it! From DIOCESE Bishop to AUXILLIARY! As another has written only a CEREMONIAL representative and nothing more.
#3.1 Anonymous Priest on 2009-03-24 10:12
[1] "Woe to the shepherds who destroy and scatter the sheep of my pasture!" says the LORD.
[2] Therefore thus says the LORD, the God of Israel, concerning the shepherds who care for my people: "You have scattered my flock, and have driven them away, and you have not attended to them. Behold, I will attend to you for your evil doings, says the LORD.
[3] Then I will gather the remnant of my flock out of all the countries where I have driven them, and I will bring them back to their fold, and they shall be fruitful and multiply.
[4] I will set shepherds over them who will care for them, and they shall fear no more, nor be dismayed, neither shall any be missing, says the LORD.
[1] The word of the LORD came to me:
[2] "Son of man, prophesy against the shepherds of Israel, prophesy, and say to them, even to the shepherds, Thus says the Lord GOD: Ho, shepherds of Israel who have been feeding yourselves! Should not shepherds feed the sheep?
[3] You eat the fat, you clothe yourselves with the wool, you slaughter the fatlings; but you do not feed the sheep.
[4] The weak you have not strengthened, the sick you have not healed, the crippled you have not bound up, the strayed you have not brought back, the lost you have not sought, and with force and harshness you have ruled them.
[5] So they were scattered, because there was no shepherd; and they became food for all the wild beasts.
[6] My sheep were scattered, they wandered over all the mountains and on every high hill; my sheep were scattered over all the face of the earth, with none to search or seek for them.
[7] "Therefore, you shepherds, hear the word of the LORD:
[8] As I live, says the Lord GOD, because my sheep have become a prey, and my sheep have become food for all the wild beasts, since there was no shepherd; and because my shepherds have not searched for my sheep, but the shepherds have fed themselves, and have not fed my sheep;
[9] therefore, you shepherds, hear the word of the LORD:
[10] Thus says the Lord GOD, Behold, I am against the shepherds; and I will require my sheep at their hand, and put a stop to their feeding the sheep; no longer shall the shepherds feed themselves. I will rescue my sheep from their mouths, that they may not be food for them.
[11] "For thus says the Lord GOD: Behold, I, I myself will search for my sheep, and will seek them out.
[12] As a shepherd seeks out his flock when some of his sheep have been scattered abroad, so will I seek out my sheep; and I will rescue them from all places where they have been scattered on a day of clouds and thick darkness.
[13] And I will bring them out from the peoples, and gather them from the countries, and will bring them into their own land; and I will feed them on the mountains of Israel, by the fountains, and in all the inhabited places of the country.
[14] I will feed them with good pasture, and upon the mountain heights of Israel shall be their pasture; there they shall lie down in good grazing land, and on fat pasture they shall feed on the mountains of Israel.
[15] I myself will be the shepherd of my sheep, and I will make them lie down, says the Lord GOD.
[16] I will seek the lost, and I will bring back the strayed, and I will bind up the crippled, and I will strengthen the weak, and the fat and the strong I will watch over; I will feed them in justice.
[17] "As for you, my flock, thus says the Lord GOD: Behold, I judge between sheep and sheep, rams and he-goats.
[18] Is it not enough for you to feed on the good pasture, that you must tread down with your feet the rest of your pasture; and to drink of clear water, that you must foul the rest with your feet?
[19] And must my sheep eat what you have trodden with your feet, and drink what you have fouled with your feet?
[20] "Therefore, thus says the Lord GOD to them: Behold, I, I myself will judge between the fat sheep and the lean sheep.
[21] Because you push with side and shoulder, and thrust at all the weak with your horns, till you have scattered them abroad,
[22] I will save my flock, they shall no longer be a prey; and I will judge between sheep and sheep.
[23] And I will set up over them one shepherd, my servant David, and he shall feed them: he shall feed them and be their shepherd.
[24] And I, the LORD, will be their God, and my servant David shall be prince among them; I, the LORD, have spoken.
[25] "I will make with them a covenant of peace and banish wild beasts from the land, so that they may dwell securely in the wilderness and sleep in the woods.
[26] And I will make them and the places round about my hill a blessing; and I will send down the showers in their season; they shall be showers of blessing.
[27] And the trees of the field shall yield their fruit, and the earth shall yield its increase, and they shall be secure in their land; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I break the bars of their yoke, and deliver them from the hand of those who enslaved them.
[28] They shall no more be a prey to the nations, nor shall the beasts of the land devour them; they shall dwell securely, and none shall make them afraid.
[29] And I will provide for them prosperous plantations so that they shall no more be consumed with hunger in the land, and no longer suffer the reproach of the nations.
[30] And they shall know that I, the LORD their God, am with them, and that they, the house of Israel, are my people, says the Lord GOD.
[31] And you are my sheep, the sheep of my pasture, and I am your God, says the Lord GOD."
#3.2 False Shepherds will be judged on 2009-03-25 10:11
In the absence of any meaningful communication from the Archdiocese, the big question continues to be, "Why?" Why did Metr. Philip feel the need to destroy with a single action much of what has been accomplished in this Archdiocese over the past decade? Why did Metr. Philip need to grievously insult our local bishops by not consulting with them about what was happening and then putting off meeting with them for two months after publicly humiliating them? At this point, we don't even know if he plans to explain his actions at the April meeting of the local synod or if he's just calling in his auxiliaries to inform them of their new assignments. Why does it appear that he is insistent on bring back Bp. Demetri in a substantive role?
Has Metr. Philip forgotten with whom he is dealing or has he just stopped caring? Many of us are in the Antiochian Archdiocese because we were betrayed by "bishops" in the Episcopal Church. Many of us willingly left behind buildings and property and even family and friends so that we could come into the Antiochian Archdiocese and live the Orthodox Faith. Must we now once again do the same, fleeing this time perhaps to the OCA?
Fr. Joe Allen wrote an autobiography of Metr. Philip called, Feed My Sheep, portraying Metr. Philip as a great shepherd. Why, now, does he decide to feed us only poison?
#4 Anonymous on 2009-03-24 13:35
The OCA scandals (there are more than one) have the potential of increasing the overall strength and ability of the OCA to withstand trial and tribulation. It depends on whether the Synod takes actions that mitigate the potential for similiar problems in future.
And thus, the OCA ultimately has the potential of being the BEST branch of Orthodoxy in America. A situation where foreign patriarchs have no impact on the behavior of the church. Like it'll secularize the church, baloney I say!
The opportunity is there for Metropolitan Jonah and the Synod to develop the OCA into a church that fits into the American culture. That is, one where decisions are made in a conciliar fashion, the people are represented fairly, and the state is disregarded for the most part.
How often has an Orthodox church had the opportunity for true self rule away from the government? NEVER.
No other group of Orthodox in America can possibly get as good a governance as what the OCA can provide.
The AOC is certainly getting that told to them today.
Wishing all the best for the OCA Synod. And expecting someday that the OCA doesn't have the GOA and the AOC to compete with..
#5 Daniel E. Fall on 2009-03-24 17:25
Well put, Daniel, and had Met P cast off his native ethnic ties there wouls be ONE OCA administratively united. But his connection with "home" won out in the end. Oh, how to cut the ties with each "Mother" Church. It's like saying, "Son, don't marry, stay home and be loyal to Mother forever". Good life for a celibate? Some connection. The GOA was sold down the "river" forever, eac Prelate content to die with their Crowns intact!
#5.1 Anonymous on 2009-03-24 22:14
Well said! Think about this - THE REASON WE DON'T HAVE ORTHODOX UNITY IN NORTH AMERICA IS BECAUSE OF THE BISHOPS! Now, REALLY think about this! It's absolutely true. Our hierarchs ask for "OBEDIENCE." They ask us all to "LISTEN TO US." They ask us to "DON'T FORGET YOUR ROOTS." They tell us "WE KNOW WHAT'S BEST." When in reality, these men, keep the Orthodox Church in North America terribly divided and sending huge amounts of $$$ overseas. WHY?
It's time to tell "despots" (Eis polla iete DESPOTA) like + Philip to retire or take a hike! OK, he did a great job - give him a dinner and get out! Let Orthodoxy finally progress and unite!
#5.1.1 Anonymous on 2009-03-26 07:48
IT IS TIME FOR MP TO RETIRE. Let him retire and let us have the dinner after a new Metropolitan is installed and the Diocesan Bishops restored. We could always ask MP to attend.
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I own this car - My approximate mileage is 300overall rating 10 of 10rating details
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Cons: "There are lots of options we don't get here that are available in Europe"
Likely to recommend this car? (1-10): 10
"Remember when Porsches had VW engines? I have a 2012 GTI Autobahn DSG. Well, this car would sell well with the Porsche name on it and a $10,000 price premium. It could be. This car is just an amazing value. There are many comparisons online with the Audi A3 and the GTI wins them all. The best part is the $7,000 you save on a better car. They are pretty rare too. Used to be that you would see them everywhere, or at least a Golf. Now, I can go all day in the city without seeing one. There were only 2 others configured like mine on the ground in the US when I bought it. People stop and stare at it every time I take it out. Are we turning into a third world country, now that Volkswagens are exotic? Yes, it is fast, fun to drive, and comfortable like all the review say. No need to go on about that. Google GTI review and see what I don't have to say here."
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I own this car - My approximate mileage is 32,300overall rating 1 of 10rating details
Pros: "maybe fun to drive, but not worth back issues."
Cons: "extremely small and tough gettin in and out of."
Likely to recommend this car? (1-10): 1
"I purchased this car along with another VW. This car has bucket seats and about a month after purchasing I began to have back issues. This car is so uncomfortable it's not funny, and after trying time after time to resolve this issue with VW, I have to trade it in."
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By Jr. on Tuesday, December 4, 2012
I own this car - My approximate mileage is 550overall rating 8 of 10rating details
Pros: "Good looking, compact, sticks corners well, fun"
Cons: "iffy breaks, mpg is questionable, want more HP."
Likely to recommend this car? (1-10): 8
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I own this car - My approximate mileage is 30,000overall rating 10 of 10rating details
Pros: "solid driving experience, great interior, fun!"
Cons: "mediocre gas mileage"
Likely to recommend this car? (1-10): 10
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By Oilhead on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
I own this car - My approximate mileage is 18,000overall rating 1 of 10rating details
Pros: "It looks great when parked!"
Cons: "Unreliable, outdated technology, inconvenient,"
Likely to recommend this car? (1-10): 1
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{Gunnery Sergeant Halfcock parks in the visitors lot and steps out followed by the four boys and Mrs Garthunk for the South Park Milk Company.}
Cartman: {Looks up at the sign that says Gruffy sez "Try to escape and we'll shoot you on sight."} "Here we are the big house never thought I'd be back here."
Stan: "Why do you look so nervous Fatass?"
Cartman: "I'm not nervous it just brings back a lot of bad memories and I'm not fat I'm big boned."
Stan: "You'll be fine as long as nobody recognizes your ass."
{The boys along with Sgt Halfcock and Mrs Garthunk all laugh.}
Cartman: "Stan I swear to god if you make one more crack about my ass again I'm gonna hit you with this rock."
Stan: "Try it and I'll kick your ass Tanker tits"
Cartman: {Takes off his coat} "Alright you asked for it assh*le I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your ass." {Puts his dukes up.}
{Stan punches him in the jaw.}
Cartman: {Starts crying} WAHHHHHHHHHH MEEEEHMMM MEEEEEHHHMMM!!!!!
Halfcock: "How the hell did this kid survive Juvey?"
{They just go on in followed by Cartman who's still sobbing.}
{At the visitation room several kids are talking to their parents}
Mom: "Are you brushing your teeth every night?"
Boy: "Yes Mommy."
Mom: "And are you remembering to not drop the soap?"
Boy: "Yes Mommy?"
{The Corrections officer brings out Conner who's now sporting prison tattoos on his arms.}
Corrections officer: You got ten minutes Kurtz."
{Conner sits down}
Halfcock: "Hey Conner."
Conner: {softly smiles} "Hey Sir." {He salutes him.}
Halfcock: {Returns the salute} "How are you?"
Conner: "Good I guess."
Halfcock: "Conner I just want you to know I did everything I could to keep you out of here."
Conner: "It's not so bad the foods alright."
Kyle: "Hey Conner My Dad said that the court's considered your case and they said that the use of of Barbra Streisand as a tactic constitutes cruel and unusual punishment."
Stan: "We even petitioned the governor to pardon you."
Conner: "How'd that go?"
Stan: "Not very good."
{Flashes back to the Governors office where the boys dressed as a mariachi band try to melt Governor Hickenlooper's icy heart with a hot salsa number...wait or was it cool his hot heart with a cool salsa number anyway the boys get tossed out.}
Stan: "But we did someone who would listen."
Mrs Garthunk: "Hello Conner I'm Mrs Garthunk from the South Park Milk Company makers of the freshest milk in Colorado?"
Conner: "What does that have to do with me?"
Halfcock: "We're prepping a recon mission to search for missing children in Peru.We ran an analysis of operatives capable of completing the mission. Your name was on the top of the list."
Conner: I still don't understand sir?"
Halfcock: "Mrs Garthunk if you would explain?"
Mrs Garthunk: "Thank you Sergeant Halfcoke. {He facepalms.} Conner we at the South Park Milk company are dedicated to helping find missing children across the country as well as providing the freshest milk in Colorado. During one of our routine sweeps of the San Diego area we picked some heavy radio traffic concerning a shipment of children matching many in our databases We tracked it on our satellite network to a previously uncharted valley deep in the Andes Mountains of Peru."
Conner: "That's where I come in right?"
Halfcock: "Exactly If your in we leave right now. We'd be in and out in 72 hours and if you succeed there may be a presidential pardon in it for you."
{Conner looks undecided.}
Halfcock: "You can't possibly want to stay here for another five years,"
Conner: "Sir do we get to win this time?"
{Cuts to the credits again}
South Park Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Conner Kurtz Sergeant Peter Halfcock Created by RockHead South Park.
Screenplay by RockHead South Park.
{Cuts back to the waiting room everyone except Cartman is leaving.}
Stan: "Come on Cartman."
Cartman: "Go on I'll catch up to you. {He grabs his stomach in pain.}
{Cartman walks up to Romper Stomper's cell.}
Cartman: "Hey Romper Stomper!"
Romper Stomper: "Cartman! Did you bring it?"
Cartman: "I sure did." {He sits on the toilet and begins pooping out Casa Bonita.}
{Cartman grunting and pooping} Ahh {Hold up a platter of Mexican food} I'm Starving Let's Eat."
{Cartman and Romper Stomper begin eating tacos and enchilada's as we cut to the end of the credits for real this time and not a moment too soon.}
{A RockHead South Park Screenplay.}
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