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List of videos
From CWCki
- 1 1994—2008
- 2 January—June 2009
- 3 July—December 2009
- 4 January—June 2010
- 5 August—November 2010
- 6 July 2011
- 7 August—December 2011
- 8 January—present day
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- Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes 26 February 1994 (2:05)
The local news does a piece on Chris, who just won a contest held in 1993 to promote the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon.
- Song of Christian 15 May 1998 (20:57)
Chris, who was 16 at the time, reads a poem for his class, and rages over it getting an F.
- Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway 4 June 1998 (13:18)
Chris films a series of videos on his Game Boy Camera.
- Chris Chan in the PokéNews 16 October 1999 (2:02)
The local news do a fluff piece on the rise of the Pokémon fandom, and a 17-year-old Chris happens to be among the children playing the game.
- The City of Cwicville Tour! 12 July 2001 (:50)
Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy Camera.
- Animal Crossing Documentary 22 November 2003 (55:54)
Chris wastes a whole hour giving tours of his 2 towns in Animal Crossing.
- The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special 7 June 2004 (24:28)
Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.
- All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend 20 December 2004 (7:02)
Chris sings the first track by Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, and his rewrite of "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" by Spike Jones.
- ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004 25 December 2004 (11:40)
Chris and his parents open presents.
- ChrisAfterChristmas2004 25 December 2004 (1:16)
Chris talks about his Christmas day and his gal-pal Sarah Hammer.
- Harvey Birdman Commercial 24 February 2005 (:30)
Chris rambles on about Mary Lee Walsh in a commercial for the Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Vol. 1 DVD set.
- Pixelated PS3 28 November 2006 (:54)
Chris showcases his PS2 covered in Pixelblocks.
- C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics 24 February 2007 (1:34:12)
Chris films an extremely boring slideshow, set to the KCWC broadcast, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, and other assorted pop cuts.
- Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE 24 February 2007 (9:02)
In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes how the lessons he has learned in his life should be applied.
- Soul Calibur: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh 1 May 2007 (1:24)
Chris takes revenge against Mary Lee Walsh by beating up her effigy in a fighting game on the easiest setting.
- Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown 29 June 2007 (3:18)
Chris does a rap for the titular competition.
- CWC is Angry August 2007 (2:15)
Chris shoots a photo of contest winner Adam Stackhouse.
- Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 (8:11)
Chris assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.
August 2008
- Madman Rising (9:52)
Chris delivers a huge message to all his haters.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008 (2:13)
Chris addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the ED page is deleted, so that he can work on his comics in peace.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008 (4:42)
Chris realizes that ED is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008 (6:27)
Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, ED has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008 (12:06)
Chris makes an extra long video to discuss JK Productions's Sonichu, which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.
September 2008
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 (2:37)
Chris realizes Blanca is a troll and asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by Jimmy Hill.
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 (2:54)
Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all.
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008 (3:17)
Chris assures his fans that he has not committed suicide.
- Chris Sex Videos 25 September 2008 (1:49)
Chris records himself on webcam mass debating and performing terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart PandaHalo.
October 2008
- We're Being Watched 8 October 2008 (:17)
Chris attempts to mimic Æon Flux.
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008 (3:33)
Chris issues a statement regarding the revelation that the Blanca trolls have gotten his Sonichu medallion.
- Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008 (6:25)
Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters in LittleBigPlanet and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.
- Christian Weston Chandler Interview (4:05)
Chris grants his first ever online interview.
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008 (3:27)
Chris issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear.
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008 (7:37)
Chris answers questions from his fanbase.
- Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour 27 October 2008 (4:51)
Chris introduces his representation of himself, and Sonichu artwork on his guitar, in Guitar Hero World Tour.
December 2008
- Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 (2:37)
Chris thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for Sonichu 8.
January—June 2009
January 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009 (5:47)
Chris announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 (1:43)
Chris issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.
- I am STRAIGHT 12 January 2009 (:08)
Chris holds up a picture of Britney Spears to prove he is not a homo.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 (4:19)
Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Chris uploads this video to deny officially as possible and forbid everyone from looking at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009 (:50)
Chris warns his fans that Jason Kendrick Howell has hacked his Tripod account again, so he informs them of his new Tripod account and website.
- CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san 17 January 2009 (2:20)
Chris attempts to appeal to Shigeru Miyamoto's cultural background after he hit a snag when Miyamoto jumped to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Chris.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 (1:37)
Chris issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying he came out of the closet, and stomps on the vibrator he has owned for years.
- Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash 19 January 2009 (3:23)
Chris begs Clyde Cash to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide, suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan Cash to the death of his dog.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 (1:35)
Chris announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked, and promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 (1:43)
After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto and disappearing from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington, speculation grew that Chris was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned, but somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 (3:24)
Chris retracts his January 26 statement and angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 (5:56)
Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, pleading them to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely rather than cancel it outright.
February 2009
- Chris Comes Out of the Closet 5 February 2009 (6:09)
Chris comes out of the closet and finally declares himself to be a "gaybian", in the result of Clyde threatening Julie with harm and demanding that Chris became gay on YouTube in exchange for her safety.
- Chris Destroys His Vibrator 6 February 2009 (2:58)
Chris explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash, before flashing back to him pulling apart his vibrator.
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 (2:52)
Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires, and farts.
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 (3:20)
Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement, and reads a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009 (2:30)
Chris apologizes for his homophobia, and announces that he is finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls--the name of which he never announces, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May.
- For Julie's Eyes Only 20 February 2009 (7:40)
Chris has hanky-panky with Kimmi and yells "JULAYYYY!"
March 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 (2:26)
Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately, and tells his fans to not believe the trolls, even though he's not wearing his medallion.
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 (4:45)
Chris states his viewing of the Family Guy episode "Family Guy", is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
- Apology to Game & Hobby Place 16 March 2009 (:47)
Chris apologizes to Michael Snyder of The GAMe PLACe so that he can buy Eye of Judgement cards.
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009 (2:03)
Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof, and makes a brief shout-out to Ivy.
- CWC's Message for Ivy 20 March 2009 (:59)
Chris sends a creepy message to Ivy.
- CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero 26 March 2009 (5:52)
Chris makes an entire "music video" for Ivy, set to "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler, and shows off new comic pictures.
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009 (2:50)
Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave Megan alone.
- Tour of Chris's House 27 March 2009 (8:59)
Chris gives a video tour of the landfill that is his house.
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 (2:48)
Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and threatens to STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!
- Chris Sings Lovin' You 29 March 2009 (1:45)
In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures, while his crappy cover of "Lovin' You" plays.
- Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora 30 March 2009 (5:33)
Chris gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.
- Take that Page DOWN NOW! 30 March 2009 (5:23)
Chris rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
- Secret Weapon 30 March 2009 (:41)
Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on a picture of Lee Hotti that he calls his "mugshot".
- YouTube Finale 30 March 2009 (1:08)
Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene...for now.
April 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009 (1:16)
Chris makes an announcement about a new website he made, only 10 days after leaving the internet forever.
- Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009 (1:24)
Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.
- More for the crabs 12 April 2009 (:28)
Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy's hermit crabs, Crass and Champ.
- The Return of Kimmi 12 April 2009 (:50)
Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.
- Bunny Hop 12 April 2009 (1:01)
Chris attempts to entertain fictional crabs by dancing like a child.
- A CWC Audition 16 April 2009 (7:46)
Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "Vanessa Hudgens".
- April 16 Fetish Vids 16 April 2009 (2:25)
In three leaked videos, Chris drinks his own semen, spanks himself, and dances naked in the shower.
- I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy 17 April 2009 (1:58)
Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it.
- Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions 17 April 2009 (4:49)
Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity.
- Chris Calls Clyde Out 23 April 2009 (1:45)
After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
- CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me" 24 April 2009 (7:14)
Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" by Celine Dion, for his and Ivy's wedding.
- I Got A Fish 27 April 2009 (:12)
Chris jogs in place while singing a song about him brandishing fish.
- Power 27 April 2009 (1:06)
Chris shows how "strong" he is.
- CWCFlyingElephants 27 April 2009 (6:54)
In what is possibly the most insane video he's ever made, Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming whatever comes to his mind.
- Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 (6:04)
In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.
- Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009 (:48)
Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut.
- ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain 30 April 2009 (1:27)
Chris dramatizes his biological clock, which involves yelling at and repeatedly hitting himself.
May 2009
- For My Sweetest Ivy 1 May 2009 (5:08)
Chris threatens Ivy with promises of sex and hanging out at the mall and sings a Mary Poppins song.
- Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up 3 May 2009 (3:03)
Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
- CWC Address to Unilever About AXE 4 May 2009 (6:36)
Chris tells Unilever to stop selling their products to homos.
- CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters 20 May 2009 (1:33)
A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.
- Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 (2:50)
Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.
June 2009
- Chris's Big Night Out 12 June 2009 (4:33)
Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of fans who record him.
- Don't Trust Any Homos Over There 15 June 2009 (2:02)
Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos."
- I'm Sorry, Dude 15 June 2009 (3:02)
Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her gay brother.
July—December 2009
July 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 (2:20)
Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
- Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009 (1:09)
Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note and he killed BILLY MAYS.
- The July 10th Messages 10 July 2009 (3:50)
Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats, and gets his YouTube account suspended.
- A near public apology 11 July 2009 (1:50)
Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos.
- Rollin' and Trollin' 17 July 2009 (7:57)
Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start, inspiring Liquid Chris.
- CWC Trollin More 19 July 2009 (:31)
Chris retcons the previous video and proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
- REAL Protest against the FAKE 22 July 2009 (1:27)
Chris protests the beloved YouTube CWC impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.
- Do Not Dis C Ville 23 July 2009 (3:05)
Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.
- Chris humps his PS3 24 July 2009 (8:11)
Chris dry humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.
- CWC "Boyfriend" 25 July 2009 (3:35)
Chris sings his own rewrite of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend".
- I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts - 26 July 2009 (9:56)
Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.
- CWC More Than A Feeling 29 July 2009 (5:10)
Chris plays Boston's "More Than a Feeling" on Guitar Hero.
- Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009 (9:45)
Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.
- That Goatee WILL Grow Back 31 July 2009 (2:07)
Chris shaves his goatee off on camera to the tune of Christian pop rock.
- SingStar Challenge Announcement 31 July 2009 (5:33)
Chris commences a musical challenge between him and Liquid.
- SingStar Challenge Round 1 31 July 2009 (3:10)
Chris sings "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog Boom CD and addresses accusations of cheating, while Liquid Chris sings "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
August 2009
- SingStar Challenge Round 2 1 August 2009 (4:06)
Chris sings "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M, while Liquid Chris sings "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith and is accused by Chris of ad-libbing based solely on the video title.
- SingStar Challenge Round 3 3 August 2009 (4:09)
Chris sings "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears and tries to use his high school yearbook to prove his identity, while Liquid Chris sings "Heaven" by Bryan Adams.
- C.W.C. - Thank You :) 3 August 2009 (3:58)
Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled.
- Exposing Jeff 4 August 2009 (9:55)
Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name."
- CWC - Hand Drawn Original 4 August 2009 (9:51)
Chris attempts to prove his identity by recording himself drawing like a 4-year-old.
- SingStar Challenge Round 4 4 August 2009 (4:01)
Chris sings "The Touch" by Stan Bush, while Liquid Chris sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6; both contestants announce their rival's songs for the final round.
- For Kacey from CWC 4 August 2009 (1:21)
Chris pretends to be Liquid Chris in order to get china from Kacey.
- SingStar Challenge Round 5 5 August 2009 (12:07)
Chris sings "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay, and replaces "dick" with the word "duck," while Liquid Chris makes him sing it again and sings "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Planetshakers.
- CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! 6 August 2009 (4:31)
Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "IAN!!! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!".
- CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC 9 August 2009 (8:19)
Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity.
- LOOK at the truth! 10 August 2009 (4:57)
Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009 (2:43)
Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009 (7:49)
Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.
- CWC Public Disclaimer 14 August 2009 (6:55)
Chris drops his dox and warns viewers not to buy Liquid Chris's merchandise.
- NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! 14 August 2009 (2:48)
When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
- The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who 15 August 2009 (5:12)
Chris backpedals on the purpose of the SingStar Challenge.
- Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes 16 August 2009 (7:35)
Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.
- Light His Mind's Darkest Hour 16 August 2009 (2:56)
Chris preforms a Forgiveness Blessings on Liquid Chris.
- CWC Fighter 18 August 2009 (:37)
Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.
- One Blessing, and One Curse 18 August 2009 (3:32)
Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and Curse-ye-ha-me-has.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 (1:56)
Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
- Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC 22 August 2009 (4:33)
Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.
- THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 (2:58)
While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
- Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls 29 August 2009 (1:55)
Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 (1:43)
Chris claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.
September 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 (2:46)
Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
- Sign Destruction Video 6 September 2009 (1:20)
Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 (1:46)
Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
- Chris dispels videogame rumors 13 September 2009 (4:30)
Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.
- Clyde Cash the kid video 16 September 2009 (1:12)
Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009 (1:14)
Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009 (1:36)
Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009 (8:02)
Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.
October 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009 (1:59)
Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.
- Warning - Naughty Women ;) 10 October 2009 (1:15)
Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
- Challenge for Clyde 11 October 2009 (2:47)
Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
- Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 (1:27)
Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
- Challenge for Clyde II 14 October 2009 (2:33)
Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.
- War Paint Video 14 October 2009 (:59)
Chris unburies the
tomahawktoy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009 (2:34)
Chris makes note of the return of CChanSonichuCWC to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.
- Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud 17 October 2009 (3:57)
Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV...on easy.
- Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 (2:03)
Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend, but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound.
- Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 (3:16)
Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
- For Chris 22 October 2009 (8:32)
Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
- I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 (4:57)
Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
- 10242009 (:28)
Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
- For Kacey II 25 October 2009 (1:03)
Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for
Kaceypossible china.
- To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 (4:25)
Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
- ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 (:53)
The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
- For Chris II 27 October 2009 (1:09)
Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
- Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 (:25)
The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
- SHE IS MINE NOW 29 October 2009 (4:27)
With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.
- Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 (1:10)
The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
- 30 Push-Ups 30 October 2009 (1:29)
Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
- Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 (:32)
The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
- My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey 31 October 2009 (2:38)
Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.
- Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 (2:31)
Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.
November 2009
- I AM STRONG 1 November 2009 (:58)
Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
- Twin Falling Towers 1 November 2009 (:30)
Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.
- It Will Never End 1 November 2009 (:23)
In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
- Apology for 9/11 Joke 2 November 2009 (2:19)
Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
- Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler 3 November 2009 (10:23)
Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
- 51 50 4 November 2009 (4:09)
Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
- No More Jokes 4 November 2009 (1:36)
Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
- Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You 6 November 2009 (5:12)
After the disastrous Father Call, Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.
- CWC is Sad 10 November 2009 (2:44)
Chris tears up and congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
- Red Letter CWC Certified Day 12 November 2009 (2:04)
Chris shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.
- Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009 14 November 2009 (1:59)
Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.
- CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 (5:21)
Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.
- Sonichu Powerpoint 24 November 2009 (18:34)
Chris does a video version of The Sonichu Chronicles...with a hand-held camera.
December 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009 3 December 2009 (6:24)
Chris tells us that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about Little Big Planet.
- Sonichu's Edge 3 December 2009 (4:21)
Chris attempts to run down a street and induces motion sickness in his fans.
- Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 (1:28)
Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
- Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 (8:08)
Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
- Fanmail Reading 10 December 2009 (10:00)
Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
- Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 (1:57)
Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
- IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 (1:43)
Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are
Viagracrystal meth.
- Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 (5:53)
Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
- Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009 20 December 2009 (2:40)
Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.
- A Sonichu Day 24 December 2009 (9:16)
Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores Sonichu and Rosechu have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.
- Shout out to Fans in Hospital 24 December 2009 (1:20)
Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".
- Kill De Jack 25 December 2009 (3:21)
Chris make a video endorsing murder of Jack Thaddeus for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.
- Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 (3:44)
Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.
- To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 (3:25)
Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.
- Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp 31 December 2009 (1:42)
Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.
January—June 2010
January 2010
- This was my fault 2 January 2010 (1:22)
Chris asks for forgiveness from The Coca-Cola Company and the CWCipedia's Sysop for his infringement of copyright laws.
- Down with Asperchu 9 January 2010 (2:55)
Since Chris believes he is victorious over the gays after getting the despised ads taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of Asperchu.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2010 12 January 2010 (1:11)
Chris, delusional as always, mentions talks of a work with anime distribution company ADV Films (which shut down 4 months before the video was created) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a tard rage over the Asperchu ads on his site.
- Captain's Log, Startdate January 14th, 2010 14 January 2010 (2:11)
In this video, Chris tries to convince the audience that he is a good person even after he cursed someone and wished for their imminent demise.
- What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N 14 January 2010 (1:13)
Chris sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the harmonica at all, making his statement in the Mailbag yet another lie.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2010 15 January 2010 (:28)
Chris expresses his desire to take on four dudes at once and then proceeds to drop his dox, again.
- Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version) 15 January 2010 (:51)
The video title, U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L, written in some kind of reversed 1337 pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.
- Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke 17 January 2010 (9:30)
Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for Patti's spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the Asperpedia.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010 22 January 2010 (1:45)
Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" under the heading of "makeovers."
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 25th or 26th, 2010 30 January 2010 (2:28)
Chris apologizes to Alec and asks him to reduce the size of the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia. He also dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers in the Mailbag.
February 2010
- CWC address to Royal Board 1 February 2010 (4:23)
Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK copyright, attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.
- Address to Mao, the S.O.B. 1 February 2010 (1:03)
Chris casts another Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, this time at Asperpedia's Mao, over the new homoerotic ads on CWCipedia.
- Apologies to Alec and Evan 1 February 2010 (2:15)
After cursing Mao, Chris excuse himself to Alec and Evan for the "Past Unformalities" and ask if he can tone down his publicity on CWCipedia.
- I Am Alive 5 February 2010 (2:30)
Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off Simonla, and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding Alec.
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 9th, 2010 9 February 2010 (3:17)
Chris makes a video about how Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have destroyed the undestroyable.
- Cwcsicle February 2010 (?) (1:17)
Chris films himself holding his duck in the snow for fifteen minutes in a bid to get himself featured in the upcoming Jackass 3D.
- Christian Love Day 23 February 2010 (1:12)
Chris proclaims that the trolls may take his dignity, but they'll never take HIS FREEDO- I mean, Christian Love Day!
- Magical Man Potion 24 February 2010 (2:11)
Chris mixes up yet another disgusting concoction, but this time it turns him into someone less pathetic.
- PS3 Tutorial for my fans 24 February 2010 (9:57)
Chris attempts to explain the PS3 and PlayStation Network.
March 2010
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 2nd, 2009 02 March 2010 (2:33)
Chris apologizes to Alec, and shows off a new Asperchu medallion.
- Surfshack Tito 02 March 2010 (:14)
Chris talks about Rocket Power.
- A message to the Trolls 10 March 2010 (1:50)
Chris laments the ill effects the trolls have had on his life, and pontificates the feelings of a broken heart. This marks the end of his relationship with The Wallflower.
- Don't Mess With Me 10 March 2010 (1:43)
Chris imagines going Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Clyde Cash.
- Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! 14 March 2010 (1:03)
A kilt-wearing Chris threatens Surfshack Tito with a panty shot and his amazing knife skills.
- "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!! 14 March 2010 (2:08)
Chris begs the Wallflower to be his sweetheart so he won't have to pay $100 for a prostitute.
- Happy Sonichu Day 17 March 2010 (1:23)
Chris congratulates himself for ten years of Sonichu, and tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates.
- Chris Drops the N-Bomb 17 March 2010 (:56)
Chris drops an N-Bomb on Surfshack Tito.
- C-Ya Later 21 March 2010 (6:05)
After witnessing the carnage on CWCipedia, Chris vows to stay off the internet. For real this time. Honest.
- Cleveland Show Voice Rant 22 March 2010 (1:06)
Chris discusses the quality of the voice acting on The Cleveland Show, 36 hours after vowing to leave the internet forever.
- F Abstinance 28 March 2010 (1:32)
Chris condemns abstinence-based sex education, but for all the wrong reasons.
April 2010
- Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean 12 April 2010 (4:28)
Chris returns to the Game Place and calls the manager "Jew" when he refuses to admit him back. Audio only.
- For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV 22 April 2010 (5:03)
Chris sets the record straight for his new gal-pal, performs oral sex on the camera, and talks about his bra.
- 04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless 23 April 2010 (8:49)
Chris talks about Autism while wearing a bra. He also chastises men who are topless because nipples should stay a mystery.
May 2010
- I Pimp My Ride 5 May 2010 (:34)
Chris brags about ruining his PS3.
- 100 2178 8 May 2010 (7:07)
Chris sits in the dark and blames the Greene County school system for his having no friends.
- 05142010 15 May 2010 (4:44)
Chris talks about a girl murdered by her boyfriend and how he's unable to socialize due to the trolls.
- Some Favored Comedians 20 May 2010 (9:53)
Chris mentions his family before analyzing voice acting in his favorite TV shows, and talking about his favorite comedians.
- 100 2188 27 May 2010 (4:41)
Chris projects about trolls being autistic and obsessed with computers. He is also STRAIGHT.
- 100 2189 31 May 2010 (1:56)
Chris makes clear that he still retains the rights to Sonichu despite the CWCipedia being under new ownership. He also encourages the trolls to work harder in order to bring him back to the internet.
June 2010
- 6 June 2010 (9:09)
Chris tries to explain why he was stalking Michael Snyder with a camera, and subsequent attempts at vehicular manslaughter. He then blames the internet for all his problems, again.
August—November 2010
August 2010
- EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW 27 August 2010 (6:35)
Chris reaches out to his former classmates in an attempt to organize a High School Reunion, and speaks out against the trolls.
- Stardate, August 27, 2010 (2:50)
Chris explains how he accidentally formatted his PS3 and, having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, concedes "victory" to the trolls.
- The MovingForward videos 29 August 2010 (6:36)
Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty that never came into fruition.
- ItIsFinished.MOV 30 August 2010 (2:28)
Chris runs over the remains of the PS3 with his car due to a heckler.
September 2010
- Haters Gonna Hate.MOV 6 September 2010 (1:32)
Chris rants at the trolls, complete with the Sonichu medallion.
- To Jackie, with Love.MOV 13 September 2010 (4:37)
Chris declares his love for Jackie.
- XBox is OK.MOV 13 September 2010 (2:52)
Chris recants his hatred of the HEXBox, homos and removes all curses he has given--probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie.
- Song for Jackie.MOV 16 September 2010 (3:50)
Chris puts on blackface to look like Mr. Popo and "sings" his version of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies.
- Lars' Ship Has Sunk 25 September 2010 (1:35)
Chris sink's Lars' boat and the consequences will never be the same.
- Anti Troll Movement Video1 26 September 2010 (1:42)
Chris promotes both his anti-troll efforts and Oil of Olay.
- New Address 27 September 2010 (1:03)
Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie.
- Lars Is Jivin'.MP4 30 September 2010 (:34)
Chris mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, and throws a tape dispenser at his PSEye.
October 2010
- 100 2261.MOV 1 October 2010 (1:53)
Chris apologizes to The GAMe PLACe employees, particularly Mike, for blaming them for his ban.
- I like Mary Poppins 2 October 2010 (1:04)
Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in Mary Poppins.
- Lars Is Jivin'.MP4 2 October 2010 (2:57)
Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking Lars for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with Jackie.
- 100 2265 3 October 2010 (:31)
Chris dresses up as the Hamburglar, complete with muscle bra.
- 100 2266 4 October 2010 (6:12)
Continuing with the McDonalds character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as the Grimace. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the Gitar of Fail, while singing Mark Wills' "Don't Laugh at Me".
- 100 2267 7 October 2010 (1:15)
Chris puts on blackface again and impersonates Clyde Cash, in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making.
- 100 2269 7 October 2010 (5:34)
Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his gitar, Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles.
- 100 2270 7 October 2010 (1:36)
Chris attempts to impersonate Alec/Liquid in a video full of Asperchu rage.
- A Hike 9 October 2010 (8:52)
Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance.
- ECV 00002 10 October 2010 (1:26)
Chris transforms into his cartoon alter ego.
- 100 2277 12 October 2010 (:54)
Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end.
- 100 2279 12 October 2010 (1:39)
Chris does a poor Cleveland impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face.
- I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat 14 October 2010 (:47)
Chris dresses as Harry Potter and casts a spell to curse the trolls.
- 100 2281 15 October 2010 (1:23)
Chris guzzles a bottle of Kahlúa in Borb's kitchen, drunkenly ranting against Lars.
- Pregnant Act 18 October 2010 (1:47)
A self-impregnated Chris gives birth.
- Breast Cancer Awareness 18 October 2010 (:52)
Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer.
- Gilligan Be or Not 18 October 2010 (1:06)
Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show Gilligan's Island.
- Vitameatavegamin 18 October 2010 (:43)
Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show I Love Lucy.
- A Public Announcement for Congress 18 October 2010 (6:24)
Chris outlines his plans if he was elected as president.
- Pregnant Act 19 October 2010 (1:49)
Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day.
- A Workout 19 October 2010 (3:33)
Chris pads out his bra and does a workout.
- SonichuBabies 25 October 2010 (12:04)
Chris plays with some homemade Sonee and Rosey puppets.
- PlayingHouse 25 October 2010 (5:56)
Chris plays with some LEGO people.
- DayOut 25 October 2010 (15:24)
Chris drives around Ruckersville and Charlottesville in a series of nine videos.
- WeighIn 25 October 2010 (:27)
Chris weighs himself.
- FullHouse 25 October 2010 (1:27)
Chris tries to sing the Full House theme song and slurs it badly.
- Don'tPintheOop 30 October 2010 (2:35)
Chris talks about fecal incontinence and other subjects.
- ShowerClean1 30 October 2010 (:15) Grey T-shirt
Chris discusses the proper way to clean his shower wall.
- ShowerClean2 30 October 2010 (:18) Grey T-shirt
Chris cleans a single spot of his shower wall before giving up.
- ShowerClean2 30 October 2010 (:18) Grey T-shirt
- SpaghettiRoutine 30 October 2010 (4:50)
Chris mimics the way of making spaghetti with meatballs and demonstrates how to eat canned food like a pig.
- WelcometoBollywood 30 October 2010 (7:23)
Chris shows us his belly-dancing moves while wearing a padded bra.
- Book10Replacement 30 October 2010 (3:53)
Chris re-writes the end of Sonichu 10.
- DrainedCreativity 30 October 2010 (:28)
Chris blames the trolls and Clyde Cash for his lack of creativity.
- DivineTrial 30 October 2010 (3:17)
Chris judges Clyde Cash in a Kangaroo court. He then proceeds to kill him, again.
- JuggaloShoutOut 30 October 2010 (:19)
Chris gives a "shout out" to fellow Insane Clown Posse fans and misattributes a song to them.
- HairDifferenceBefore 30 October 2010 (:43)
Chris shows us his dirty hair and prepares to wash it.
- HairDifferenceAfter 30 October 2010 (:36)
Chris shows us his washed hair, which shows little difference from the unwashed ones.
- HairDifferenceAfter 30 October 2010 (:36)
- Ghostbusters (video) 30 October 2010 (4:35)
Chris howls and then plays the Ghostbusters theme on Rock Band 2.
- ToJackie 30 October 2010 (2:32)
Chris swears on the Bible that he loves Jackie and that he cares more for her than video games, Sex toys or other objects.
November 2010
- 100 2278 06 November 2010 (:49)
Chris tries to do pull-ups.
- 100 2357.MOV 22 November 2010 (:24)
Chris announces that he is leaving the internet again and deletes all his videos in the process.
July 2011
January-July 2011
- Chris and Jackie's Date 11 July 2011 (4:21)
Chris pretends that his blow-up doll is Jackie and screws it in a McDonald's parking lot.
- Who's Your Brony? 12 July 2011 (2:51)
Chris has pretend sex with Jackie and shows his cutie mark.
- Forgot the Glitter 14 July 2011 (2:00)
Chris waggles his fat ass for Jackie in the dressing room at Mal-Wart.
August—December 2011
August 2011
- Calling Out "Tito" - Don 06 August 2011 (5:22)
Chris returns to the internet, calling out trolls following an 8 month hiatus from YouTube. First on his list is Surfshack Tito.
- Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy 06 August 2011 (3:43)
Next on the hit list is Thorg.
- Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" 06 August 2011 (1:05)
Chris finishes up with a hatrick video, where he sets a deadline for his demands.
- Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher 09 August 2011 (5:28)
Chris exposes Alec Benson Leary, The GAMe PLACe and adjusts his demands towards the trolls.
- It's not that cold 09 August 2011 (1:19)
Chris re-enacts a scene from The Silence of the Lambs outside while dressed as a Tomgirl.
- Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy 10 August 2011 (6:15)
Chris answers to Tito and keeps on harassing Thorg.
- Correction of EX relationship status 10 August 2011 (2:42)
Chris talks about his previous relationship with The Wallflower.
- Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada 12 August 2011 (3:03)
Chris exposes Thorg and leaks details from his personal life.
- The Red-Maned Deer 12 August 2011 3:18
Chris reads Jackie a poem he wrote about fucking a deer.
- Kaka Makeup Basics 16 August 2011 (6:14)
Chris shows you basic makeup techniques.
- Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya 16 August 2011 (6:27)
Chris talks about Jack Thaddius and exposes a new troll called Ahuvia.
- Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg" 20 August 2011 (1:08)
Chris raps about wristwatches.
- Re-Calling Ahuvia 23 August 2011 (2:48) Mix 107.5 Shirt
Chris talks his mind regarding Ahuvia's political views and his transsexualism.
- Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David 23 August 2011 (3:13) Mix 107.5 Shirt
Chris reveals everything he knows about BlueSpike and yells "JULAY" a lot.
- Gratitude for a good person in N.C. 23 August 2011 (1:08) Mix 107.5 Shirt
Chris thanks an anonymous fan who sent him a used laptop.
- Victory Rockout 28 August 2011 (2:46)
Chris tunelessly sings about his satisfaction over Thorg getting suspended.
- Response to ADF 29 August 2011 (6:17)
Chris answers to the videos made by Ahuvia.
- Christopher Paul Whitney reveal 30 August 2011 (4:52)
Chris releases all the info he got on Alec Benson Leary and eats a microwaved pizza.
November 2011
- SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD 12 November 2011 (Various)
The debut album from Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls is leaked, where Chris sings about how he is Tomgirl and how he loves Jackie.
January—present day
- Cheerleader 25 February 2012 (0:39)
Chris acts like a cheerleader.
- Little Tomboy Blue 25 February 2012 (2:00)
Chris performs an alarming striptease to Peaches's "Fuck the Pain Away".
- Teenage Dream 25 February 2012 (2:00)
Chris "sings" tunelessly over Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream".
- You're Always Pretty 25 February 2012 (0:55)
Chris makes inappropriate comments towards Barbara in her first video appearance.


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Im 5.4" 64 kgs and had 300 cc high profile under muscle thru arm pit early sept. the initial results were fantastic and I didn't experience much discomfort nor swelling but as time has progressed I am noticing and becoming concerned at the rate at which my left breast has deflated and dropped in comparison to my right. I am right handed and quite active and strong so I thought this was why my right one was larger, I am in no pain and have no other discomfort.
4 Months Post Op and a Noticeable Difference in Fullness and Shape?
Doctor Answers 6
4 Months Post Op and a Noticeable Difference in Fullness and Shape?
If there has been so dramatic a change, deflation of the implant comes to mind as a possible cause, assuming this is saline. It is most difficult to make much of an assessment without an actual exam or at least photos.
A call to set up a follow up appointment with your surgeon is your best option.
Thanks for your question, best wishes.
One Implant Dropped
Partial deflation of the implant (saline or silicone?) or bottoming out of the left breast are most likely. These can both be remedied but see your plastic surgeon.
Concerns about Breast Symmetry after Breast Augmentation?
Thank you for the question but, without viewing pictures, it is difficult to ascertain what is causing the breast asymmetry present. Most likely, you are dealing with a breast implant displacement issue, with one breast implant "dropping" more than the other. This breast implant asymmetry may also cause one side to look "deflated" compared to the other.
Of course, your plastic surgeon will be in the best position to advise you after direct examination.
Best wishes.
Learn more: http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/Procedures/Procedure_breastAugmentation.htm
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4 months and implant has not dropped?
Hello, and thank you for your question.
If there is a true and very obvious 'deflation', you may have a leak. A good physical exam can determine this. It is somewhat normal for the 'handed' breast to drop slower, but more aggressive massage is usually used to counter act this. Either way, without photos, it is hard to give you any reasonable advice. I would suggest a visit to your plastic surgeon and address your concerns.
Best Wishes!
Pablo Prichard
Breast augmentation and implant position
At four months post -op, implants should be "in the pocket" If they are different it may be due to asymmetry. Hard to say without an exam.
Breast Augmentation
You should post pictures so we can provide useful suggestions/advice. Without pictures, all I can suggest is that you see your surgeon to discuss your concerns.
Asif Pirani, MD, FRCS(C)
These answers are for educational purposes and should not be relied upon as a substitute for medical advice you may receive from your physician. If you have a medical emergency, please call 911. These answers do not constitute or initiate a patient/doctor relationship.

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Utah Jazz: Gordon Hayward morphing into a star
coleman51 Orem, UTApril 7, 2012 10:13 a.m.
I believe that there are many fans who love Hayward. However, he is not even the best player on the Jazz team, let alone a star. When you consider those players that were drafted before they even attended college and others after their first year, Hayward doesn't even compare. Let's put this all in perspective. He's a good player, not an elite one.
B Russ Ephraim, UTApril 7, 2012 8:28 a.m.
Coleman have you watched him play lately? Haywards a baller man.
coleman51 Orem, UTApril 6, 2012 9:26 p.m.
I hardly could imagine reading this article. Hayward is improving, but a star? He doesn't have the skills or the athleticism to be anywhere close to an elite player in this league. At best, he may be a role player coming off the bench but there are many more players even on the Jazz team that are far superior when it comes to upward potential. I realize he is a likable person but that doesn't make him a basketball player. Perhaps it would be better that the Deseret News focus on players that have real potential, not ones they hope for.
gdog3finally West Jordan, UtahApril 6, 2012 4:06 p.m.
O'Conner got the last laugh on the ignorant naysayers from State Street all the way to '1280 the Zone' and 1320 KFAN.
Again, I was right on with my prediction. How about a paycheck for me to be on the radio and enlighten the masses.
Who was it the Jan Jorgersen wanted? Zimbago Boombayyeah or something from Nigeria.
Hayward was a flat out great pick at #9. He's like a young Manu Ginobilli just trying to refine his jump shot. If he stays healthy with his relentless play, Hayward will be a star. I would say mark it down, but it sounds to much like ya'll know who.
Hayward can run the floor, get up in the air, put the ball on the floor, lay down quality foot work, hustle his buns off, move well laterally, play well off contact, take a punch, pass the ball, and play defense, and score. If he can be consistent with his improving perimeter and long range shots, he will be a star with maturity in the years to come.
Henry Drummond San Jose, CAApril 6, 2012 11:10 a.m.
I was there on draft night and a lot of people booed the choice. They're sure not booing now!
IndeMak South Jordan, UTApril 6, 2012 10:50 a.m.
Emerging star? I believe his 4th quarter stats show his shooting percentages go down. He gets a lot of open shots and misses a lot of open shots, free throws at crucial times as well as technical foul shots. He is improving but stars make those shots in crucial moments even as rookies and 2nd year players. Robert Horry, Derek Fischer, Chauncy Billips were good players that made clutch shots. If Hayward becomes on the level of those three, I think that is a huge success. Not there yet.
The stars that were always good in the clutch: Michael, Magic, Bird, Kobe, Olajuwan, Rick Barry, Moses Malone.
The fakers were Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, Lebron James. These guys are great players within the flow of the game but always cracked under pressure.
2 bits Cottonwood Heights, UTApril 6, 2012 10:23 a.m.
That's bad news for Hayward... means he's almost ready to leave the jazz.
VeraLouise Sandy, UTApril 6, 2012 9:59 a.m.
Obviously, I hope we make the playoffs this year. However, if we don't, I truly believe that next season will be incredible if we can keep these youngsters on our roster and provide them with more training time. The experience they have had this shortened season has been valuable to them and will pay off in their future. They are fun to watch, and I'm having a difficult time picking my favorite among them. But, Gordon Hayward is right there for me....as is Burks...as is Favors, etc. etc. etc. But Paul M. has my heart!
Go Jazzboys tonight!
JBQ Saint Louis, MOApril 6, 2012 9:10 a.m.
Hayward is getting a chance to play and is responding well. Millsap is still my favorite who "wears his heart on his sleeve". There are plenty of problems with a number of overpaid individuals. Jefferson has surprised of late with his "will to win". Favors and Kanter should be getting more playing time. Hayward is an apt example. You play good young talent and it develops. That is a major faux pas for the Jazz. By not doing so, they are putting the draft pick from Minnesota at risk. This is just not good business sense and Greg Miller is obviously a good business man with the genes of his father. I would hope that this focus could be corrected and that somehow they can come up with a good young point guard.
Jazz Source Alpine, UTApril 6, 2012 9:01 a.m.
OConner deserves credit as others have stated for picking Hayward. He picked a player that not alot of others wanted that high.
OConner has actually picked quite a bit of talent lately and done well...including on the D-Will trade. He has a very difficult job and certainly has missed on a few in the past but the recent crop has some big time potential.
Corbin quote from the article:
"his person come out through it all, and how he continue to work and to get better."
My guess is Hayward could probably help his coach out with some basic grammar and syntax.
Brahmabull sandy, utApril 6, 2012 8:55 a.m.
Hayward has continued to improve, and that is definately what you want to see. Unfortunately the jazz don't have a closer, and not many shooters. That is why they lose to teams like the suns, sacramento, toronto, new orleans, etc. They can't finish.
nothegame Saratoga Springs, UTApril 6, 2012 8:51 a.m.
With u on that one Iowa. But he can shoot a lot better than Kirilenko. I think u will see a 5 X 5 one of these days.
Iowa Jazz Fan 2 Cedar Rapids, IAApril 6, 2012 8:32 a.m.
Hayward does have some resemblances to Hornacek, and even more to Havlicek . . . but to me he's seeming more and more like the second coming of Kirilenko, the way he fills up the stat sheet.
B Russ Ephraim, UTApril 6, 2012 7:39 a.m.
Captain L it's good to here from you again. It's been a while. I always enjoy reading your posts and value your opinion.
I agree O Conner did extremely well on the Hayward selection. He did well snagging Favors, Burks and Kanter too. Wish we had the coaches to develop them, I'm not seeing it from Corbin and crew. Hopefully we can get it right for next year.
Scalman good observation, Hayward reminds me alot of Havlicek too. I remember watching him,along with Bill Russell and Don Nelson as a kid. Wasn't Sam Jones on that team too? Hayward has a very similar all around game to John Havlicek for sure. Good comparison.
scalman Temecula, CAApril 6, 2012 5:30 a.m.
Saying Hayward is like a more athletic Hornacek is insufficient. I liked Hornacek when he was here...how could you not like one of the all-time purest shooters who also sacrificed his body innumerable times on screens. He was a gamer for sure. But Gordon is more like John Havlicek, look it up...the all-around great shooting guard for the old Boston Celtics. Like Havlicek, Hayward sometimes has a problem sinking the long jumper, but he does so many other things so well. Go Gordon!
Captain L Provo, UTApril 5, 2012 10:35 p.m.
We need to give KOC credit, he really picked a gem when he pick Hayward, I love his game and he will only get better. I just hope the Jazz can keep him here for many years to come. I also hope Favors keeps improving, his is not even close to reaching his potential and if he does reach his potential the Jazz will be mighty tough. Kanter, Burks, Favors and Hayward are a great young group to build around.


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The City of Radford is tied for being the second fastest-growing area in the state; according to data released by the U.S. Census Bureau Thursday.
From July 1, 2012 to June 30, 2013, Radford's population grew by 2.7 percent between July 1, 2012 and June 30 2013. The city tied with the City of Fredericksburg as the second-fastest growing area in the state of Virginia.
Loudoun County rated again as the fastest growing area, with its population growing 3.7 percent during the same period.
The cities of Lexington and Manassas tied for fourth with 2.6 percent population growth.
Fairfax County is the most populous county in Virginia, with 1,130,924 residents.
The information is based on annual population estimates for each of the nation's counties, county equivalents, metropolitan areas and micropolitan areas since the 2010 Census and up to July 1, 2013.
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A 26-year-old Coon Rapids man was sentenced Oct. 24 in Anoka County District Court for three felony convictions in separate cases.
Trenton James Oney was convicted of receiving stolen property, motor vehicle theft and fifth-degree drug possession.
The sentence was concurrent, so he will serve the maximum sentence given for the three convictions rather than a consecutive sentence in which all three conviction terms are added up.
The sentence Oney received was 150 days in jail, but he was given credit for 90 days already served. Oney was also placed on probation for five years.
According to the criminal complaint for the receiving stolen property case, a Centennial Lakes Police officer conducting traffic stops along Highway 65 in Ham Lake April 14 as part of the statewide Safe and Sober campaign found numerous stolen material inside a vehicle in which Oney was a passenger. This included passports, credit cards, checks and two laptop computers. Several large screwdrivers and black gloves were also spotted inside the vehicle.
Russell William Johnson, 35, of Spring Lake Park, was driving this vehicle. After pleading guilty to a receiving stolen property charge, he was sentenced Sept. 19 and was ordered to go through the Salvation Army's treatment program.
If Johnson completes this successfully, he does not have to serve any more time behind bars for this conviction beyond the 19 days he had already served. If he fails to finish the program, he would have to serve another 41 days in jail, according to court records.
Johnson also got five years' probation and was ordered to pay $585 in court fines and $339.14 in restitution.
For the fifth-degree drug possession case, officers found 75.5 grams of marijuana in Oney's home while they were investigating a financial card transaction fraud case. A Blaine resident had reported that several transactions totaling over $1,000 were made on four of his credit and debit cards.
The financial transaction card fraud felony charge was dismissed at sentencing.
A second financial transaction card fraud charge on a separate 2011 case was also dismissed at sentencing as part of a plea agreement on all four cases, according to Justin Collins, an assistant Anoka County attorney.
For the motor vehicle theft case, the complaint stated that a 1999 Pontiac Grand Prix was reported stolen from the parking lot by the Payless Shoes store in Coon Rapids June 9.
June 17, a Centennial Lakes Police officer who was traveling on Highway 10 near Hanson Boulevard ran the license plate on a vehicle and discovered it was stolen. A Coon Rapids Police officer responded and both officers stopped the vehicle.
In his statement, Oney alleged that he paid $300 for the vehicle a couple days prior from someone he knew and was warned to be careful because the car was stolen.
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58-17H-5. Health carrier to provide emergency services coverage without requiring prior authorization--Standards for coverage of emergency services. If conducting utilization review or making a benefit determination for emergency services, a health carrier that provides benefits for services in an emergency department of a hospital shall comply with the provisions of §§ 58-17H-5 to 58-17H-13, inclusive. A health carrier shall cover emergency services necessary to screen and stabilize a covered person and may not require prior authorization of such services if a prudent layperson would have reasonably believed that an emergency medical condition existed even if the emergency services are provided on an out of-network basis. A health carrier shall cover emergency services whether the health care provider furnishing the services is a participating provider with respect to such services. If the emergency services are provided out-of-network, the services shall be covered without imposing any administrative requirement or limitation on coverage that is more restrictive than the requirements or limitations that apply to emergency services received from network providers. Emergency services are provided out-of-network by complying with the cost sharing requirements set forth in §§ 58-17H-7 to 58-17H-10, inclusive, and without regard to any other term or condition of coverage other than the exclusion of or coordination of benefits, an affiliation or waiting periods as permitted under section 2704 of the Public Health Service Act, as amended to January 1, 2011, or cost sharing requirements as set forth in §§ 58-17H-6 to 58-17H-10, inclusive. (SL 2012, ch 239, § 1 provides: "The provisions of chapter 219 of the 2011 Session Laws shall be deemed repealed if the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, Pub. L. No. 111-148, 124 Stat. 119 (2010), as amended by the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010, Pub. L. No. 111-152, 124 Stat. 1029 (2010) is found to be unconstitutional in its entirety by a final decision of a federal court of competent jurisdiction and all appeals exhausted or time for appeals elapsed.")
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Nathaniel B. White, Jr.
Nathaniel B. White Jr., former director of the Office of Sponsored Programs at Morehouse College in Atlanta.
Nathaniel White, Jr. in the first class of black students to graduate from Duke University.
Gene Kendall, Wilhelmina Reuben-Cooke, and Nathaniel "Nat" White, Jr. are the three surviving members of the first five undergraduate students to integrate Duke in 1963. Photo by Les Todd.
Heir To A Legacy
Nathaniel's father, N.B. White, Sr. and his younger brother George joined two business associates to purchase the Service Printing Company, located on Fayetteville Street in Durham, North Carolina's prosperous Hayti district. In the 1940s, Hayti was the home to many vibrant businesses, most of which were owned by black businessmen. White continued to work at the Service Printing Company until 1983 when he retired as its president. Mr. White was the first black board member at Durham Technical Community College. He also served on an advisory committee to WTVD that in 1973 convinced the TV station to hire its first minority co-anchor. A building at the college has been dedicated in his name.


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John Huber has recently published a few outstanding articles on the concept of ROIC. The ratings speak for the quality of the articles themselves. I have nothing to add on the discussion on the ROIC itself but I feel obligated to point out although ROIC is extremely important, there is one thing every investor should watch out even with a high ROIC business.
This one thing is what they do with the capital generated a.k.a, the capital allocation decision. I've seen great businesses suffer from poor capital allocation decision over and over again, dragging the return on the common stock.
Assuming a business generates really high ROIC, we have to further evaluate what management has done with the capital. There are not that many options.
1. They can plow the capital back in the business and generate organic growth.
2. They can acquire other companies.
3. They can pay dividends.
4. They can repurchase shares.
5. They can leave the cash in the bank or short term investments.
6. They can invest the cash in equities or other types of investments.
7. They can pay down debt. (I didn't think of this option, the credit goes to BreakingParInvesting).
Ideally, with a high ROIC business, you want them to deploy option number 1 above and keep the business growing. Inevitably though, it becomes harder as the base becomes much larger. This is where high ROIC businesses pose challenges to investors. Management can do stupid things that destroy more capital than the business generated, especially through acquisition and shares repurchase.
Let me give you two examples. The first example is Weight Watchers International , a stock I discussed a few days ago. The ROIC on this business is unbelievable. The business model is extremely asset light and it has very high margin and generates tons of free cash flow. Looking at the historical balance sheet, you may ask where the hell did the majority of the cash go? Well, they really flunked it when they raised an enormous amount of debt to repurchased shares at a level that is detrimental to shareholders. The Company commenced a "modified Dutch auction" tender offer and simultaneously entered into an agreement with Artal Holdings to purchase its common stocks at $82 per share for a total of approximately $1.5 billion financed by debt offering. The purchase price is almost 20 times earnings per share, which was declining and more than 18 times free cash flows per share which was also declining. Both multiples are very high on a forward basis. This is an extremely poor capital allocation decision and boy has WTW and its shareholders suffered from it while the business itself is deteriorating.
The second example is the CME Group. It is a great business with very high margins and had a very high ROIC. They can cut the net margins in half and still fare better with an average American business. It's a shame what management had done to this exceptional business. In this case, CME's acquisitions of CBOT and NYMEX have pushed the ROIC to a very low level since 2007. When CME merged with CBOT, CBOT had revenue of just over $600 million and net income of about $170 million. CME paid $11.2 billion for CBOT, 18.2 times sales and 65 times earnings. Similarly, when it acquired NYMEX for $9.4 billion, they paid 14 times sales and about 42 times earnings. These two acquisitions were made at incredibly stupid prices and the drag on ROIC and shareholder's value has been nothing but terrible.
Therefore, my point is, while ROIC is enormously important, it is only a starting point. Unless you track an index of high ROIC companies such as the Magic Formula companies, what's more important is to evaluate the capital allocation decisions by management. Getting the ROIC number is easy so we are subject to the powerful availability bias. Evaluating the capital allocation decision by management is quite complicated and takes much longer than simply getting a ROIC number. We must work against the will of our brain to take the extra step. However, the reward is well worth the time.


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Obituaries - January 25, 2014
Saturday, January 25, 2014 4:00 AM
Shawn Andrew
Shawn Michael Andrew, 48, of Louisville, Ky., died Wednesday, Jan. 22, 2014.
He was born April 25, 1965, in Madison. He was raised in Bedford, Ky. He was a resident of Louisville for 17 years. He graduated from Trimble County High School in 1983, where he played football, basketball and baseball. He attended Lindsey Wilson College, where he played basketball and baseball. He later graduated from the University of Louisville with a degree in sports administration. He owned Eclipse Sports Accessories. He previously worked as a chemical operator for Dow Corning and in the mortgage industry, most recently for Metlife. He was a University of Kentucky Wildcats, Cincinnati Reds and Trinity High School fan. He enjoyed sports and especially coaching children. He spent many years coaching baseball for the Lyndon Lightning team, and also coached his son in several other sports, including football, basketball and soccer.
He is survived by his wife of 16 years, Suzanne Greenleaf Andrew; one son, Seth Michael Andrew; his mother and step father, Sue and Lewis Barnes of Bedford, Ky.; his father and step mother, Barry and Margaret Andrew of Bedford, Ky.; two sisters, Shannon Stidham and Brittany Barnes; his grandmother, Jean Andrew; five aunts; two uncles; two nephews; five nieces; and many other relatives.
He was preceded in death by his grandparents, Buford and Lorene Dunlap and Fred Andrew; one uncle; and one cousin.
The funeral will be at 11 a.m. Monday at Ratterman Brothers Funeral Home East Louisville, 12900 Shelbyville Road, Louisville, Ky. Burial will be in Calvary Cemetery in Louisville, Ky.
Friends may call at the funeral home Sunday from 3 to 8 p.m.
Expressions of sympathy may take the form of donations to the Trinity High School baseball team.
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Online condolences can be sent at www.rattermans.com.
Gladys Boldery
Gladys Boldery, 86, of Milton, Ky., died Friday, Jan. 24, 2014, at her residence.
Funeral arrangements and additional information are pending at Wood-Oakley Funeral Home in Milton, Ky.
LaDonna Brady
LaDonna J. "Donna" Bladen Boldery, 70, of Patriot, died Thursday, Jan. 23, 2014, at King's Daughters' Hospital.
She was brn Feb. 25, 1943, in Vevay, to Wilbur Carroll and Virginia Gladys Brown Bladen. She was raised and attended high school in Vevay. She was employed with Starbucks at Belterra Casino Resort & Spa for four years. She was employed for five years at the Citgo Convenience Store in Markland. She was also a homemaker and helped her husband with the family farm. She enjoyed cooking dinner every Sunday for her family. She also enjoyed jigsaw puzzles, gardening, quilting, reading, her dog and spending time with her grandchildren and great-grandchildren.
She is survived by her husband, Robert Joseph "Joe" Brady, whom she married Dec. 20, 1958; four daughters, Linda D. Smith and Glenda Sue Vansickle, both of Patriot, Brenda Jo Bethel of Sanders, Ky. and Patricia Lynn Kappes of Patriot; two sisters, Joyce Thornton and Marilyn Christman, both of Madison; eight grandchildren; 10 great-grandchildren; and several nieces and nephews.
She was preceded in death by her father; her mother, Virginia Gladys Brown Bladen Burton; one sister, Rickie Heck; and one half brother, James Burton.
The funeral will be at 11 a.m. Tuesday at Haskell & Morrison Funeral Home in Vevay. Burial will be in Concord Cemetery in Patriot.
Friends may call at the funeral home Monday from 4 to 8 p.m.
Expressions of sympathy may take the form of donations to Concord Cemetery or Concord Community Church. Contributions can be made through the funeral home.
Online condolences can be sent at www.haskellandmorrison.com.
Edwinna Grimes
Edwinna M. "Winnie" Grimes, 85, of Carrollton, Ky., died Thursday, Jan. 23, 2014, at Davis Elderly Care Center in Hanover.
She was born Oct. 26, 1928, in Gallatin County, Ky., to Robert F. and Ann T. Hopkins Martin. She retired as a deputy clerk at the Carroll County Circuit Clerk's office and also as a partner in Martin's Nursery in Carrollton, Ky. She was a member of the Carrollton Christian Church.
She is survived by two sons, Edwin R. Grimes of Carrollton, Ky., and Jerry L. Grimes of Frankfort, Ky.; and four grandchildren.
She was preceded in death by her husband, Frank L. Grimes, who died in March 2000; her parents; and one granddaughter.
The funeral will be at 2 p.m. Sunday at Tandy-Eckler-Riley Funeral Home in Carrollton, Ky. Burial will be in the I.O.O.F. Cemetery in Carrollton, Ky.
Friends may call at the funeral home today from 5 to 8 p.m.
Online condolences can be sent at www.tandyecklerrileyfuneralhome.com.
This is a corrected version of an obituary published Friday. It corrects provided information on her date of birth and surviving grandchildren.
Ruth White
Ruth N. Bailey White, 90, of Hanover, died Thursday, Jan. 23, 2014, at King's Daughters' Hospital.
She was born Sept. 10, 1923, in Cedric, Kansas, to William W. and Mabel Shirk Bailey. She was raised in Wichita, Kansas and was a 1941 graduate of North High School. She graduated from the St. Francis School of Nursing in 1944 and became a registered nurse. She worked for St. Francis Hospital in Wichita, Kansas for nearly 10 years. She moved to Indiana and worked as the head registered nurse at the Whitlatch Clinic in Milan for several years. She and her husband settled in Kent in 1955 and she worked as a registered nurse at the Hanover Nursing Center for 25 years. She enjoyed helping and caring for others. She was a member of the Kent United Methodist Church and served as the pianist, organist and church janitor for many years. She was a member of the Kent United Methodist Women's group. She traveled and camped in all 50 states with her husband. They also enjoyed traveling in Canada, Scotland and Mexico. She served as worthy matron of the Hanover Order of Eastern Star Chapter 525. She also enjoyed painting, playing the piano, working puzzles and reading.
She is survived by two daughters, Linda Marie White of Madison and Mary Vikki Conners of Hanover; one brother, Clyve Bailey of Wichita, Kansas; five grandchildren; nine great-grandchildren; one great-great-grandson; five nieces and nephews.
She was preceded in death by her husband, Russell D. White, whom she married Nov. 8, 1944, and who died Jan. 23, 2007; one son, David A. White, who died in 1998; her parents; one sister, Nancy Talbert; and one grandson.
The funeral will be at 11 a.m. Monday at Morgan & Nay Funeral Centre. Burial will be in Kent Cemetery.
Friends may call at the funeral home Sunday from 5 to 8 p.m. and Monday from 9 a.m. until the service. A special service will be conducted by Hanover Order of Eastern Star Chapter 525 at 7 p.m. Sunday at the funeral home.
Expressions of sympathy may take the form of donations to Kent United Methodist Church. Contributions can be made through the funeral home.
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Online condolences can be sent at www.morgan-nay.com.
Wendell Williams
Wendell Lee Williams, 59, of Louisville, Ky., died Wednesday, Jan. 22, 2014.
He was born Jan. 16, 1955, in Carroll County, Ky., to William "Dick" and Nadine Wright Williams. He was a graduate of Trimble County High School. He had served on the Trimble County School Board. He was coordinator of undergraduate advising with the University of Louisville College of Business.
He is survived by several cousins and other relatives.
He was preceded in death by his parents; and his partner, Anthony Dalton.
A memorial service will be at 3 p.m. Monday at Highland Baptist Church, 1101 Cherokee Road, Louisville, Ky.
Friends may call at the Highlands Funeral Home, 3331 Taylorsville Road, Louisville, Ky. from 4 to 8 p.m. Sunday.
Expressions of sympathy may take the form of donations to Highland Baptist Church.
Online condolences can be sent at www.highlandsfuneralhome.com.
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Healthy Meals on a Busy Schedule
With all the hustle and bustle of back to school schedules, it is east to fall into the fast-food trap.
But by taking a few minutes out of your day, you can put together a weekly meal plan to keep healthy dinners on track
. With a little planning, preparing quick and healthy meals is easier than you think.
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Hardware decommissioning policy
When decommissioning hardware, standard and well-documented practices are critical. The steps outlined in this policy will guide your staff methodically through the process. Assets won't be unnecessarily wasted or placed in the wrong hands, data stored on this hardware will be preserved as needed (or securely purged), and all ancillary ...View This Now
Following a formal procedure for IT hardware procurement enables your organization to streamline purchasing, implement checks and balances, and establish standards to optimize your business model. This list, which complements our IT Hardware Procurement Policy, will walk you through the necessary purchasing tasks and responsibilities to make sure ...View This Now
IT hardware procurement policy
A strong hardware procurement policy will ensure that requirements are followed and that all purchases are subject to the same screening and approval processes. This comprehensive policy covers the essential aspects of the purchasing process. From the policy: Summary There are many similarities between purchasing software and hardware—evaluations, ...View This Now
This policy describes guidelines your organization can follow to track, process, and decommission IT equipment. From the policy: Summary The organization's IT hardware inventory constitutes a significant capital investment, and holding organization data, requires the organization to track each component from purchase and deployment to decommissioning and ...View This Now
Enterprise IoT TCO and ROI Calculator
There are a lot of business making use of IoT devices these days, but does an IoT implementation make financial sense for your business? This handy tool will help you make that decision by calculating the total cost of ownership and return on investment for IoT devices. You'll be asked ...View this now
This policy provides guidelines for reclaiming and reusing equipment from current or former employees. It outlines the steps that must be carried out by authorized individuals before this equipment can be considered safe to reassign. From the policy: Summary To achieve the maximum benefit from IT assets, ...View This Now
Secure equipment repair policy and confidentiality agreement
This policy and agreement will help you define security requirements and monitor the status of equipment being repaired when your organization works with third parties to fix failed systems. From the policy: Summary Organizations must frequently work with third parties to repair laptops, desktops, tablets, smartphones, servers, and other ...View This Now
Power checklist: Troubleshooting hard drive failures
Knowing how to revive a failed hard drive is a critical skill—and having a guide to the troubleshooting process can mean the difference between total loss and full recovery. This checklist offers a systematic approach to zeroing in on the cause of a hard drive failure.View This Now
Tech Pro Research's New Equipment Budget Policy provides a framework for your IT department to budget and track expenses associated with provisioning new employees or employees changing roles which require additional equipment.You can download the policy template and use it as is or modify it to suit your needs.New hires, ...View This Now
The introduction of Google Glass means that it's only a matter of time before employees bring them into the workplace. Use Tech Pro Research's Google Glass Policy to help create guidelines for your organization. Google Glass has a variety of potential business or educational uses involving accessing, capturing and sharing ...View This Now


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NEW YORK (Nov. 18)
More than 500,000 Jewish survivors of Nazi persecution have been rescued by the United Hias Service since the end of the Second World War, Murray Gurfein, president of the agency, reported here yesterday at the 34th annual convention of the Hias Council of Organizations. Mr. Gurfein said that hundreds of thousands of the estimated 3,000,000 Jews in Eastern Europe, North Africa and the Middle East are potential migrants. Many with close family ties in the United States, Canada, Brazil and Australia seek reunion through Hias aid with their families in these countries, he declared.
James P. Rice, executive director of the United Hias Service, who recently returned from an overseas inspection trip, stressed the heavy responsibilities facing the agency as a result of the new influx of refugees and migrants from Eastern Europe and North Africa. Mrs. Vladka Meed, author of "On Both Sides of the Ghetto Wall," who at the age of 17 played a prominent role in the preparations for the Warsaw Ghetto uprising, was presented with a scroll of honor.


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What "fun fact" can you tell us about Morrisville that is not well known?
"Morrisville recently created their own brand called 'Morrisville Fresh'. Morrisville Fresh was created by the Agriculture Business program. They create, market, and sell products that are locally grown and processed. Some products include Slather Sauce, Apple Splashers, Maple Madness, and Pina Salsa. Morrisville Fresh also sells hydroponically grown butter crisp lettuce and fresh cheese curds. The Agriculture Business students take pride in the production of local foods that they help create."
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Course DescriptionBusiness Law 1
This course incorporates the fundamental concepts of the law of business and commerce important to business. Contracts, agency, and negotiable instruments with emphasis on the Uniform Commercial Code become part of the course. An introduction to legal reasoning and the legal approach to business problems play an important role. 3 credits (3 lecture hours), fall or spring semester


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