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We'll Go Above and Beyond to Make Sure You're Happy!
How so?
Hassle Free Exchanges
You can order with confidence! If you pick the wrong size, just send it back! We'll send you a size exchange, and we won't charge shipping! That's right, you pay to get the product back to us, and we ship your exchange for free!
Full Refund Returns
If you don't like something for any reason send it back. We'll give you a refund for the full purchase price!*
No "restocking fee".
No "call for RMA authorization".
No Problem!
*Items must be not washed or worn.
*Items personalized with your name or your personal initials aren't eligible for return or exchange.
*Items that are marked down for Clearance are the last of their kind!
They aren't eligible for return or exchange.
For 90 Days?!!!
We know people like to shop early for gift giving holidays. We handle returns and exchanges up to ninety days later, No Questions Asked! It's just the right thing to do!
Free Address Corrections
If you leave off your apartment number or get your zip code wrong we'll fix it for you. No charge! Of course your order may be delayed, but we'll make sure you're taken care of.
Oops! I Wanna Cancel My Order!
We'll do our best! We do our best to fulfill orders quickly, so it isn't always possible to have your order cancelled. Let us know right away if you want to cancel your order. If we can we'll cancel it and issue a full refund. If we don't catch it in time you can still count on our Full Refund Return policy.
How Fast Will I Have My Order?
Standard delivery is in less than ten business days. Products from Campus Classics are cool and unique. Many are decorated with your Greek symbols after you place your order, so that's pretty fast! Every shipment gets a tracking number, so you can follow your order online!
Coupon codes cannot be combined.
One coupon per order. That's pretty standard stuff. There may be other online stores that accept multiple coupons, but we just can't.
Coupons are for online orders only.
Our web site is made give you full service 24 hours a day! Our telephone people don't have any "secret specials".
Coupons found online may be invalid or expired.
Coupons and sales are good only for short times. That is what makes finding a great price exciting and fun! We cannot honor old sales or coupon codes found on sites not affiliated with ours.
We know how important security is, so you can place your order with confidence. All of the information you share with us online is encrypted by what is called a Secured Socket Layer, or SSL. You can see this for yourself! You know that a web site has SSL when the URL begins with https:// rather than just http://. Also you will find an icon of a locked padlock. It is usually found near the URL bar, but may be in a different location depending upon your browser.
With state of the art 256-bit SSL technology, your important data is encrypted before it even leaves your computer. Your credit card transaction is handled directly with our processing service; no employee of Campus Classics ever has access to credit card numbers entered online.
We're also easy to find! We have been headquartered in Indianapolis, Indiana since our founding in 1989. You can call and speak with one of our friendly staff members and we'll be happy to help in any way we can.
How soon will my order ship?
Many items are ready to ship immediately! Other items are decorated with your Greek letters or symbols after your order is placed. Often we're making these items just for you! Production is done very quickly for you to receive a shipping confirmation within a few days. Standard delivery will usually have your order in your hands in less than ten business days.
How will it come?
Orders are shipped by UPS, U.S. Postal Service, and Priority Mail depending upon the size and weight of the order. Every shipment has a tracking number and can be followed at USPS.com or UPS.com.
How about Rush Delivery?
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Enola, PA
June 4, 2012
Sexual assault is an extremely personal crime. Victims of sexual crimes have been violated in the most intimate, private ways, and many experience intense feelings of betrayal and isolation about their experiences. Furthermore, victims of sexual crimes are sometimes taunted or harassed by others or are the target of malicious gossip or intrusive questions. Due to these concerns, it is not uncommon for victims to refuse to tell anyone about what has happened to them.
That's why the National Sexual Violence Resource Center (NSVRC) is dismayed by the court's decision to deny the alleged victims in the Jerry Sandusky case the opportunity to use pseudonyms during the trial. Although we applaud the court's request of media outlets to not use the alleged victims' real names, we feel that the court could have done more.
Survivors everywhere are watching this case. How this trial is handled by the courts, and by the media, will have lasting impact on victims of sexual assault. If we as a society want to hold offenders accountable for their actions and keep our communities safe, we must afford victims of sex crimes basic rights, beginning with the right to privacy.
Links:[1] http://www.nsvrc.org/news/news-field

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Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Morley, West Yorkshire
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edit Morley, West Yorkshire
Well, first attempt at an article in any depth, and the fact it's lasted two days is (I understand) an achievement in itself. Any comments gratefully received, - I shalln't even offer pie to bribe y'all into giving me a decent review. Though I could fork out on a Gregg's Sausage Roll at a push.
Gladstone 15:27, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
|Okay, here's the thing. It's kind of pointless to ask for a Pee Review on this article, because there are probably exactly 47,579 people in the world who will really understand what the fuck it's on about - and none of them will read this unless you tell them to.
I'm not sure what to make of the joke that Morley seceded because of the Battle of Hastings. On one hand, it's a clever joke about their xenophobia (a joke that will make more sense if one is familiar with their xenophobia). On the other hand, it's kind of a weird mental image - that instead of being conquered, a city would just say "Ah, screw it, we're out of here." Really?
The "no blacks" joke is probably something you'd simply have to have lived in or at least visited Morley to appreciate. The abolishment of the progression of time is a pretty clever, and a little amusing to an outsider, but still basically an in-joke.
"Demography" is probably the section I found funniest. In a way, that's almost a universal thing - the complaint that, in a lot of small towns, everyone is old, and those who aren't old are drunk. And it was phrased well - you have a real knack for phrasing. I think you could really make me laugh if you wrote about something I'm familiar with.
St. George's day was entirely an in-joke and left me puzzled.
"Sport" got a chuckle from me, because the idea of a minor egg chasing league called "lesser skilled egg chasing" is pretty hilarious. I don't know what "egg chasing" is, but it just sounds funny.
"Transport" wasn't funny to me, but might be funny to a Morleyan (Morleyite?).
|Well, it's a pretty standard concept: just sort of sending up something to people who know what it is. That's kind of the basis of all observational humor, isn't it? When a comedian says "You know what's great about airline food," the people who have eaten airline food get it, and the people who haven't eaten airline food... wait for another joke, I guess. The problem is that Morley is a very small city. If there's anything you can do to make some of these jokes more accessible, consider doing it, or you'll have an article on the Internet that you'll have to print out and tack onto signposts in order for people to appreciate it the way it was meant to be appreciated.
|Prose and formatting:
|As I said, the prose is quite good; it shows a high level of writing skill, both in "not making mistakes" but also, more importantly, "phrasing things in a funny way."
There are a few formatting problems. First of all, the sections are really small, which makes the article look like it's all caption. The worst offender is "Sport" - two sentences!! If you only have two sentences on a topic, combine it with another topic. Second, it would look better if you put in more links. Put in some joke links! Think of all the fun you could have linking the phrase "bigoted idiots," for example.
|I love that caption; it's one of the few times a gay joke actually is appropriate on Uncyclopedia. I'm glad you have an eye for that kind of thing. My only complaint is that an article like this should have at least two, and probably three, pictures - and it should definitely have one up at the top.
|I'm giving you an 8 to pull the score up, because I thought this deserved at least a 35. 35 is supposed to mean "average," but I use it more to mean "competent," and this was certainly that.
|Final Score:
|Besides being a little on the short side and a little obscure, this really isn't a bad little article. Nice work!
|Hyperbole 17:51, 7 June 2008 (UTC)


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Amazon: Pitching's Triple Crown Contenders - Baeball's Greatest Pitchers by Robert L. Minteer
There is no dearth of statistics in the world of baseball . . . and for pitchers those stats measure nearly every aspect of their performance, from no-hitters to strike-outs to closing saves. Rookie pitcher Gio Gonzalez' stats must be pretty impressive for him to have won the attention of the Oakland Athletics, along with a potential place in the A's bullpen.


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Why is Lodsys called a patent troll? what is a patent troll anyway? If they own the patents, why is it wrong for them to sue others? apple sues over frivolous things like "a rectangle shape, with a thin bezel and rounded corners"
If apple has an agreement with them, why does apple extend that to its developers? If I purchased an app from the app store can I share my purchased app with the rest of the world? there's a story about this very issue now on Redmond Pie--apple going after the people behind **********.
A patent troll is a company that doesn't use the patents only uses them to stop other people using them. Apple do have products that are 'a rectangle shape, with a thin bezel and rounded corners' hence the difference. No one said it's wrong but that's the term coined. Much the same as yourself, what your doing on an Apple website isn't wrong but your an annoying troll nonetheless.
Apple IS trying to extend their agreement down. It's up to Lodsys to agree to that. There's a discussion into Apple trying to stop that downloader on this website too. Everyone one has their own opinions on piracy but at the moment it's illegal.
There is a very talented theme creator on this website. One of his themes was copied and put onto 'one of those sources'. The theme was called exactly the same but this 'source' took credit for themselves. The very dark side of piracy. Good luck to Apple stopping them.
Exactly... Why didn't Apple build in protections for developers when the made the deal with them... or did they feel that was already included with the deal? So if they don't use iAP then they are immune to Lodsys? Seems like a case of capitalism, just the way we like it.
apple is trying to extend their agreement down AFTER THE FACT, and that's the difference. you don't take $20 from your mom's purse then ask to borrow it afterward.
"A patent troll is a company that doesn't use the patents only uses them to stop other people using them" your definition of a patent troll is laughable and immature. there are many reasons why a company might not use its patents but that doesn't mean other companies are free to use them as they see fit. you know, kinda like your car sitting in your drive way but since you haven't used it all week, your neighbors can take it.
has it ever occurred to you that one reason a company might not use its patents is because--they're still developing it and or other technologies that are needed OR the haven't the funds to continue their projects. or like Google, buying patents to protect yourself from (frivolous) lawsuits from companies like apple (that stole everything from the name "iPhone" to the Android-like pull down notifications and BB messaging)
In the future, if you feel like someone is "trolling" because they have an opinion contrary to yours, do yourself and everyone else a fa or and just don't reply to their thread. I'm entitled to voice my opinion just as much as you are. I served my country and I think Ive earned that right.
Lodsys produces nothing. They never have. They are a shell company based in the Eastern court district of Texas, because that is the court most favorable to patent holders. Lodsys was given their patents by Intellectual Ventures; another company that produces nothing, and never has. Neither of these companies produced the innovation that resulted in patents being granted, they merely purchased the patents after someone (who never, themselves, produced anything other than an idea that they patented) had an idea patented.
The patents in question are more than 15 years old. With the current pace of technology, if you can't manage to produce an invention in that amount of time, then you are either in the wrong business, or never intended to in the first place.
The authority given to Congress to grant patents is in the U.S. Constitution. The purpose of the clause (if you read a lot of the published works of the time) was to protect inventors and give them a right to not have someone else make profits off their inventions in the "useful arts." Having an idea that never results in anything is not a "useful art."
Before you start calling others names, and before you defend a company's business practices, maybe you should take a little time and understand what you are talking about.


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(Repost with a how to title in order to highlight the Acrobat.com plug-in for Outlook video)
Remember the old Hair Club for Men commercials where the president
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In my spare time I often develop eLearning modules — highlighting
ways to use our own Adobe Technologies more effectively — and then
share these with my internal teams.
A couple of weeks ago, I
developed a brief eLeaning module on how to use the Acrobat.com
Outlook plug-in for sharing large files.
The module was
included in last week's internal newsletter! I'd like to share it with
you here, since you too have access to this plug-in, and other
Acrobat.com services.
I'd also like to share the specific Adobe eLearning
Suite tools I used to put the module together:
- Adobe Soundbooth (SB). I use SB
all the time for all things audio recording and editing. For this
particular project I used SB to record the audio files for slides
1, 2, 4 and 5, which I then imported into Adobe Presenter. For
the background audio you hear throughout, I used one of the
included scores in SB. Even though Captivate has audio editing
capabilities, I prefer to edit Captivate's audio in SB. To do
this, I navigate to the Captivate slide that needs editing, select
the audio in the Library, and then select Edit with Soundbooth.
There, I do all required editing and select File > Save. Then
the updated version is sent directly back to Captivate.
- Adobe Captivate. Captivate is
my baby! I do all of my software simulations using Adobe Captivate
and then share them on Twitter and on my blog. I really like
using Captivate and Adobe Presenter together and I have been
looking for an opportunity to embed a Captivate simulation in an
Adobe Presenter slide (which I've done here on slide 3).
- Adobe Flash. I'm by no means a
Flash expert, but I use Flash as a way to supplement my Captivate
work with short animations. For this module I only used it briefly
to add a short animation on the first slide of Captivate to
display a keyboard shortcut for creating a new email. You can see
this at the beginning of the Simulation on slide 3.
- Adobe Presenter. While some
people might think that Adobe Presenter and Captivate compete,
they actual complement each other, and I use both tools in most of
the projects I develop. I really like Presenter because it
enables me to stay in PowerPoint and add audio to my slides and
sync the audio to the animations I include. Presenter also enables
me to easily choose a skin for the navigation, along with a
picture, bio, outline and a thumbnail view of my slides for easy
navigation. What I like the most, however, is how easy it is for
me to insert Captivate simulations on any slide and then have the
Presenter playbar control the Captivate simulation. The
applications are well integrated and the final experience is cohesive
for end-users. To see this in action, check out slide 3 in the
presentation below.
- Adobe Photoshop. For this
particular project, I didn't use Photoshop much, but I often use
it to design any graphics I need to include or to edit Captivate
slides. The ability to import .PSD files into Captivate and
preserve the Photoshop layers is one of my favorite features in
the Suite.
- Adobe Bridge. Bridge is great
for managing media assets. I use it all the time. It allows me to
find images I need in Captivate and then use the File > Place
command to quickly send to Captivate, Photoshop or other products.
So there you have it! These are just a few ways
that I use my Adobe tools. I'd love to hear how you use these Adobe
tools in your everyday workflows.
Watch this brief eLearning
module on how to use the Acrobat.com plug-in for MS Outlook to share
large files. Just click the image below to display the module in a new
Contributing Editor:
Phylise Banner
|Phylise is an
instructional designer, educator (AEL), avid angler, and proud owner of a
1967 Amphicar. You can view her LinkedIn profile at http://www.linkedin.com/in/phylisebanner