text: BACHELOR the the Voice of Wabash since 1908 February 21, 2002 Volume 112 Issue 6 Wabash Names Building Court of Appeals Provides Wabash Students After Lover Of Liberal Arts First-Hand Look Of Judicial Process & Law College's history. Brandon Hayes Trippet '30 helped Doemel, Fanning and several REPORTER "This is the real thing and Wabash create Wabash's others, convened in committee Court was in session this past students know that and gain a great love of liberal arts. to decide on a name they would Wednesday, February 19, when recommend to President Ford, who would then consult with the Indiana Court of Appeals heard oral arguments on the deal from it." Ryan Smith the Lilly Endowment and sever- case of Tri-Etch versus Michael Judge Margret Robb REPORTER al Trustees of the College. "We Young in the Goodrich Room of The Center of Inquiry contin- talked about various people," the Lilly Library. and the Honorable Margret case of the appellate, Tri-Etch, ues to take shape. President said Fanning. The short list The case involved a man who Robb. Once the trial was begun represented by Mr. Wirick. Andrew Ford announced that included several recent Wabash had died after being beaten in a the Goodrich Room was imme- Once Mr. Wirick was finished the new Center of Inquiry, Presidents and even the name of Muncie Liquor Store robbery, diately transformed into an actu- presenting his case, Mr. Fisher along with other offices, will be first graduate of the College. and his family was then denied al courtroom, with true-to-life gave his closing arguments, and housed in Trippet Hall, named "One of the things that I was any type of compensation by courtroom regulations and laws the judges closed the case for after Wabash's ninth president, interested in … as part of the Tri-Etch, a protection agency. that were to be taken seriously. discussion. Byron K. Trippet '30. committee … is that it was Jim Fisher argued the estate of According to Judge Robb, Afterward, the courtroom Trippet, a native of Prince- Michael Young, while Andrew "This is the real thing, and evolved back into a learning ton, Indiana, came to Wabash in Wirick litigated on behalf of Wabash students know that and environment in which students the fall of 1926 and graduated "Byron Trippet Tri-Etch. gain a great deal from it." were allowed to ask questions of with honors in 1930. After studying in Geneva, Switzer- had a real focus The case was presided over by the Honorable James Kirsch, The arguments began with Mr. Fisher arguing on behalf of the judges as well as the lawyers land for a year, he earned a Rhodes Scholarship to study at on Wabash the Honorable Patricia Riley, the appellant, followed by the See Appeals, Page 3 Oxford. In 1935, Trippet returned to College and the Wabash as an Assistant Profes- liberal arts." sor of History in 1935 and served as Dean beginning in Bill Doemel 1939. After serving in World War II, he returned to his post important to have a name from through 1955. In December of our history that reflected the that year, the Board of Trustees importance of the liberal arts at unanimously named him the Wabash College," Fanning said. ninth President of Wabash Col- As bricks begin to appear on lege. the facade of the facility, and Upon his retirement from public programming continues Wabash, the faculty resolution to be scheduled—including a held that Trippet "brought to series of lectures and work- birth a love of the liberal arts" in shops, organized around "The many men, a love which will Aims and Purposes of the Liber- "prove to be a living memorial" al Arts"—many at the College to his efforts. feel that Trippet would have "I think that this naming is been most proud of the work of both appropriate and signifi- the facility. cant," Wabash's coordinator of In his memoir, Wabash On special projects, William My Mind, Trippet wrote exten- Doemel, said. "Byron Trippet sively on the cultivation of the had a real focus on Wabash Col- liberal arts, the study of which, lege and the liberal arts." he believes, "includes an under- Trevor Fanning, administra- standing and an appreciation of tive assistant to the president for the past, and the means for the Center, concurs. enjoying and improving the SHAY ATKINSON "Byron K Trippet has a huge quality of human life." He is BRADY CLAXTON looks down court over a Denison player, while Denison coach Matt Dean watches his history with the College, and he certain that a school and course- season come to a screeching halt Tuesday night in Chadwick Court. is a natural fit," he said. load that "strives primarily to Fanning believes that it was INSIDE produce good human beings and • Lucinda Huffaker to replace Raymond Williams as Director of Wabash Center, page 3 important to name the facility good citizens [is] the most prac- after a prominent person in the • Jon Stowell wins 128th Baldwin Oratorical Contest, page 4 See Trippet, Page 3 • DePauw brochure raise titalating controversy, page 5 PAGE 2 • THE BACHELOR NEWS FEBRUARY 21, 2002 Get an internship – before it's too late. Remember the job you had last sum- mer? Do you really want to end up doing that AGAIN this summer? 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"The skills The President of the Associa- students will use later in life, • An open house for Lucinda For 37 years, Raymond played a tion for the Study of Higher they find in arranged learning Education, Dr. George D. Kuh, environments." Huffaker, new Director of the Wabash Center, occurs in Williams has taught at Wabash College, and since 1995, he has significant role saluted Wabash for its learning One cannot assume that a stu- Hovey Cottage (3:45 - 5 pm). environment when he spoke dent will find his, or her, way; served as Director of the Wabash Center for Teaching and Learning in establishing during last Thursday's chapel. they need direction. • Wabash Theater presents Kuh gave a lecture titled, The more the professors The Complete Works of in Theology and Religion. On July 1, he will retire. the Center." "College Students Today: Why involve themselves with the stu- William Shakespeare On Tuesday, President Andrew President Ford We Can't Leave dents, the more the (abridged) in Ball Theater Ford announced that current Asso- Serendipity to students learn. The starting at 8 pm. ciate Director Lucinda Huffaker monwealth University, her MAR Chance." He is cur- way professors can do will become the director. Huffaker from Iliff School of Theology, and rently a professor at that is set up learning —————— has served as associate director for her PhD in Religious and Psycho- Indiana University groups for students in the past five years. logical Studies from Iliff School of Bloomington and has and out of class. FRIDAY, 22 "In that capacity, she has Theology / University of Denver. authored numerous Then the professors books and articles can make the curricu- • Annette Lee will present "If played a significant role in estab- According to its website, the lishing the Center as a major, Center "seeks to strengthen and about the subject of lum as interesting and I Die Before You, Look for international influence for teach- enhance education in North Amer- higher education. involving as possible. Me in the Stars" in the Fine ing and learning in theology and ican theological schools, colleges "Why is it impor- "The experience is Arts Center, A-103 (12 pm). religion," Ford said. and universities" by creating envi- tant to have the under- Kuh good," Kuh said. • Tarik Wareh will discuss Huffaker receiver her BS in ronments conducive to good learn- graduate experience?" In closing, Kuh con- "The Spirit of Plato's Philoso- Psychology from Virginia Com- ing and teaching. said Kuh to the audience. gratulated Wabash for how phy" in CEN 216 (12 pm). "Because it prepares you for involved the college is with its • Jemma Levy will perform life. It takes you from ignorance students and how hard the pro- "To Be or Not To Be" in the Candidate Displays Student and shows you knowledge." fessors work to bring knowl- Through his many studies of edge to those willing to accept Fine Art Center's Experimen- tal Theater (3:00 - 3:45 pm). the undergraduate experience, it. Teaching Difficulties Kuh has come upon many find- "I salute you Wabash for your ings. "Students learn from what learning environment," he said. • Wabash Theater presents The Complete Works of William Shakespeare included an inability to reach Steve Andrews their students in only ten weeks' (abridged) in Ball Theater OPINION EDITOR Yet another of the myriad time, combined with the strangeness of applying one's Appeals openly with the judges and lawyers present. It provided a personal atmosphere conducive starting at 8 pm. Lilly candidate presentations own teaching philosophy in to understanding the legal sys- —————— From 1 occurred last Thursday, with someone else's classroom. tem and other topics that stu- Michelle Pittard's lunchtime Students also felt unprepared present. All of the questions dents wished to better compre- SATURDAY, 23 talk entitled, "Teaching is not at for the realities of teaching were received well and provid- hend in regards to everything all what it is advertised to be!" everyday. Several were annoyed ed a great deal of insight into from becoming a judge to court- • Rugby takes on IUPUI at Pittard is a Ph.D. candidate that their college friends could the workings of the court sys- room policy. Mud Hollow (1 pm). in Teacher Education at Purdue still be wild and drunk while tem in Indiana. When asked Overall the case was very University, who studied some of they now had real responsibili- about the depth and level of intriguing according to those • Yearbook photos for inde- the students she was supervis- ties to deal with. understanding that Wabash stu- students present and truly did pendents occur in Sparks ing with the following question Several of Pittard's students dents have, Judge Kirsch said, provide an insight into the Center (11 am - 7 pm). in mind: "What happens during clashed with their mentor teach- "It's a very special thing com- workings of the law. This event —————— student teaching to teacher stu- ers. "I think I smile enough, but ing here. The students are well- marked yet another hands-on dents' knowledge and beliefs?" I'm not like her," said one of the versed and insightful." learning experience for Wabash MONDAY, 25 The study began when Pit- students, an assertive, objective Once questions were men that would not be attained tard noticed the frustrations her young woman teaching in the wrapped up, the discussion easily at any other college or • Christopher White, a can- students were encountering class of someone who was a bit moved to the Caleb Mills house university. According to Fisher, didate for a tenure position when they left the university to more bubbly. where the Pre-Law Society, "It's great to be able to come in American Religion, lec- perform their ten weeks of Another student, Stephen, who had sponsored the event, here to Wabash College and tures in CEN 216 (12 pm). apprenticeship in a nearby high said that his student-teaching set up a reception for all those educate students on what it is —————— school. experience was "like being on a involved with the case. Here that we do in the world of the This encouraged her to take a dark country road. You can only students could speak more law." TUESDAY, 26 detailed look at the student- see a little of what's ahead, and teaching process and attempt to the road signs aren't always • Prof. Rick Warner lectures The structure, situated on the figure out just what was going on. accurate." "I think a lot of these frustra- Trippet north end of campus on Wabash Avenue, will house the Center of about "Columbus, 'Indians' and the Historical Imagina- Since an examination such as tions could be alleviated by con- tion" in Lovell Lecture Room this necessarily excluded statis- structive collaboration between From 1 Inquiry, as well as the admis- (12 pm). tics, Pittard presented her data students and schools," Pittard sions and financial aid offices. tical of all educations." In addition, Trippet Hall will in narrative format. "Your con- concluded, especially when it Construction on the multi- —————— versations with people are in comes to putting students with contain a teleconferencing cen- million dollar building com- ter, dining facilities, and resi- story form," she said. "We make the right mentor. She also sug- menced in July 2001, and the To list a special event in "This Week at sense of things through the sto- gested that the student teaching dential rooms for guests of the Wabash," please e-mail The Bachelor structure is scheduled to be Center. The building will be for- at email@example.com. ries we hear and experience." experience should be longer to operational in May 2002, in time Particular frustrations allow true connections to be mally dedicated October 4-5, for graduation. 2002. encountered by student teachers made. PAGE 4 • THE BACHELOR NEWS FEBRUARY 21, 2002 E-Books Speaker Sheds Stowell '03 Wins 128th Light On Reading Anew Andy Cartwright REPORTER two expressive fields: the 2-D, black-and-white and the 3-D field Baldwin Oratorical Contest of human behavior," Lanham While most of the campus was said. "It introduces the world of Junior uses Africa day. "Tragic events can change and unify lives and communities third, focusing on commercial exploitation, how brands of at Chadwick Court cheering the Little Giants on to a huge victory orality into the text, which desta- bilizes the written world." experience to opine all over the world," he said. NYPD and NYFD shirts sprout- Stowell and some of the other ed up for eager consumers to over the Denison Big Red, a small With this duality present, the e- about Sept. 11. featured speakers of the night celebrate their heroes with cash. group of students and faculty book draws the reader in and were often critical of the com- He also noted how celebrities gathered in the Lovell Lecture brings the book into the real Paul Taraska mercialism that spawned from found a way to step into the REPORTER Room of Goodrich Hall. The world. One section of the book the tragedy. They felt that the spotlight by visiting military attraction of the evening was a even presented a "blooper" of the Last Monday, the Speech NYPD and NYFD were used as spots in the safety area of lecture by Richard Lanham, enti- writer, which Lanham noted is a Department held its 128th Bald- a commercial gimmick by cor- Europe. tled "E-books: Text on a Visual part of the writing process that win Oratorical Contest, an annu- porations, diminishing our sense Daniel Zeno and Matthew Screen." never makes it into a regular al event that gives students an of their heroism. Symons also competed. Zeno opportunity to present original Justin Killian took second said that September 11th should "The focus lately has been on putting com- material in a professional fash- place with a speech on American economic policy, saying that the be seen as a wake-up call to pro- mote more civil equality. ion. The subject this year was puters in the classroom, when it should be the events of September 11th. tragedy of September 11th was a Symons noted the erosion of our on putting the classroom in computers." Jon Stowell won first place prime example of its failures. "The date was 9/11 and we civil liberties, saying that giving up too much would be letting the with a speech on the ramifica- Dr. Richard Lanham tions the incident had on the should dial those numbers on terrorists win. United States from a very our metaphor phone in order for Every speaker agreed that The lecture, presented jointly book. unique perspective. this country to achieve a higher good and bad things stemmed by the Lecture Committee and Phi The presentation progressed to Everyone else in the competi- level," he said. from September 11th and that Beta Kappa, featured a relatively show an e-book version of Shake- tion spoke about what they were Brandon Chuang placed America will never be the same. new and developing form of liter- speare's Macbeth. On this ver- doing on the Wabash campus ary medium: the electronic book sion, one click of a text box or e-book. Lanham, who earned a brought an actor to the screen to when they heard the news from New York. Stowell, on the other "The date was 9/11 and we should PhD from Yale and taught at such perform the text as one reads it. schools as UCLA and Dartmouth, There was even a feature called hand, was across the Atlantic Ocean in West Africa studying dial those numbers on our metaphor began the lecture by explaining his interest in the subject. "Macbeth Karaoke," in which the reader becomes part of a scene. overseas. phone in order for this country He spoke about the communi- "I became interested in e- books because they are the latest After Macbeth, Lanham showed two examples of e-books ties gathering together wherever to achieve a higher level." they could to pray for the vic- chapter in the history of rhetoric," that he himself had written. One tims the terrorists took on that Justin Killian Lanham said. was a videocassette e-book from He added that one should not 1979, and the other was a com- be afraid of a speedy demise of puter e-book from 1993. The lat- the book, as "there have never been so many good books out there." The greatest change with ter contained such features as the ability to type in the margins, dog- ear and paper clip pages, and Catholic Role Explored In Selma draw lines and highlight in the Mike LoPrete At the height of the Civil made headway, building class- the advent of the e-book was what Rights movement, it is true that rooms, a library, and buying an text. MANAGING EDITOR he called a "fundamental change the Church was relatively quiet old hospital for blacks—the two in expression." E-books are After showing a few more examples, Lanham concluded and The height of the civil rights in the South, where most people main facilities in town being designed to be viewed on Palm movement may have been con- turn their attention. However, "white only." Pilots and PDAs, as well as lap- opened the floor for questions. When asked how e-books would sidered one of the hottest places Hite points out that there had Of course, another interesting tops or PCs. in Hell, but some think we need been long interest on behalf of note is about the position itself. "I believe e-books will be the translate into the classroom, Lan- ham replied that e-books are to make a stop in Purgatory as the Church to improve the rights Whereas most candidates apply biggest change in expressional well. of African-Americans. for existing positions needing to logic since scribes near the year designed more for an online class- room setting. This is certainly true for Gre- One such example Hite points be filled, the position in Ameri- 1000 started to leave space gory Hite, the first of four candi- to in his lecture is the Catholic can Religion is completely new. between words, and used punctu- "The focus lately has been on putting computers in the class- dates applying for a new tenure Interracial Council, founded in Plans for this position have ation and capital letters," Lanham tract position in American Reli- 1937 in New York. Quickly, been considered for some time, said. room, when it should be on put- ting the classroom in computers," gion. His lecture, "The Hottest similar CIC's popped up in but the announcement for appli- Lanham then showed the audi- Places in Hell: The Catholic many cities throughout the US, cation for an American Religion ence exactly what e-books had to Lanham stated. Though there have been exam- Church, the Civil Rights Move- and they served as one form of professor was held until Decem- offer. The first text was Marvin ment and Selma, Alabama," support for civil rights leaders, ber. The press release expressed Minsky's The Society of Mind. ples of e-books for a few decades, the fully interactive examples that explored the often-unappreciat- including Martin Luther King, a desire by the religion depart- One click on the icon and a fully ed roles Catholic clergy played Jr. ment to "increase the diversity interactive book was on the Lanham showed are still a thing of the future. They have yet to be toward enhancing civil rights in The bulk of his lecture, as the of its offerings" beyond its cur- screen, complete with its own the United States. title suggests, was devoted to the rent strengths in "systematic the- soundtrack. The e-book had mass produced or distributed. "Everyone thinks it is a great idea, "Many people have ignored presence of the Catholic Church ology, Asian religions, and bibli- everything that a book has to offer the places of Catholics in Amer- in Selma, Alabama. Even during cal studies." with numerous added extras, but no one wants to pay for it," Lanham said. Still, he does plan ican Religion," he said. He its early presence in Selma, lead- Three more candidates will including an interactive tour of doesn't attribute any malicious ers of the Church were interested be considered: Laura Ammon, the book led by a visual represen- to write his next book as an e- book reason for this fact; rather, it is a in the issue of civil rights. Christopher White and Jonathan tation of the author himself. case where "no one is looking" Though resisted in the Protes- Baer. They will present today, "(The e-book) incorporates to see the role. tant-dominated town, it soon the 25th and 27th, respectively. FEBRUARY 21, 2002 NEWS THE BACHELOR • PAGE 5 Starbuck Honors Goodrich Family, Wabash Matthew Ward to the newly- Board from nomics professor" here at COPY EDITOR formed Soviet Union in 1921. "I knew nothing about the Goodrich 1924-1940. Dur- ing his tenure on Wabash. From 1956-94, he was a Dean, but wanted to write Who would've thought that There were great rumors family. I guess that was the intrigue." the board, James Goodrich gave and lecture more. In an agree- ment with Pierre Goodrich, "Goodrich" was something more than the old science about a wide- Dane Starbuck 300,000 dollars who heavily subsidized his building those weird chemistry spread famine to the college, salary, then-President Frank people love and everyone else due to the continuing civil war, "boom" in Central Eastern $150,000 to be used for the Sparks was able to give Mr. fears? It turns out that the fam- and, to see if these rumors held Indiana and quickly won construction of the building Rogge an ideal job that permit- ily it was named for possesses merit, the US government (who tremendous wealth. In 1899, that bears his name. ted him to receive wide spread quite an illustrious history. had no diplomatic ties with the the Goodrich family started the After his death in 1940, the acknowledgement from the Last Tuesday, Dane Starbuck USSR until FDR's administra- East Indiana Telephone Com- Board offered the vacant posi- academic community. discussed the lives of Benjamin tion) sent James Goodrich pany. tion to James' son, Pierre Dane Starbuck is an Indiana Rogge, James Goodrich and almost as a spy. The informa- They started in the grain Goodrich, who occupied the native who received law Pierre Goodrich. tion validating these rumors industry in 1896, consolidated position until 1965. "Pierre degrees from Oxford and The lecture stemmed from was essential to the $20 million several local banks in 1901, liked to mettle," Starbuck said, Georgetown and English Starbuck's recently-completed relief package that was sent to and in 1908-1914, they bought referring to Pierre's desire of degrees from Huntington, IU, book that started more than ten save the peasants from starva- into the heat, power, and light controlling the classroom cur- and the University of Mel- years ago. "I had no idea what tion. industry. "They really started a riculum, which, in addition to bourne in Australia. He has I'd unearth," Starbuck said, That's when Mr. Starbuck financial dynasty," said Star- the fact that, while he had com- been an aide to former Senator referring to when he first start- realized that "I knew nothing buck. parable wealth to Eli Lilly, he Dan Coates and an assistant to ed researching his topic. But, about the Goodrich family. I It was in 1904 that James donated far less during his life, the Honorable William C. Lee, how did he get interested in this guess that was the intrigue." Goodrich was offered a posi- prevented him from ever a federal judge. He currently is seemingly-obscure subject? The five Goodrich brothers tion on the Wabash Board of achieving his goal. the CEO of the Wishard Memo- Mr. Starbuck wrote an arti- born in the 1860s took advan- Trustees, which he readily Ben Rogge, a friend of rial Foundation and lives in cle about James Goodrich's trip tage of the 1889 natural gas accepted. He even chaired the Pierre's, was a "legendary eco- Carmel. Picture In DePauw University Brochure Raises Controversy Andrew Tangel assistant professor of art, would have handled the creativity. THE DEPAUW whose photography is at the brochure at hand, he said that "Artists will make art center of the controversy, said such brochures would be regardless," she said. "I think (U-WIRE) - DePauw Uni- she meant for her work to be judged appropriately. what it's going to stifle is the versity is reassessing its policy provocative but not shocking. Mitch Merback, art depart- audience's ability to see cer- on promotional materials after "I thought it would be a ment chair, and Peter Van Ael, tain kinds of work, and that's COURTESY THE DEPAUW breasts depicted in an art very beautiful piece that would director of the Emison Art unfortunate." According to The DePauw, the department brochure got a say something about mother- Gallery, who also approved the Another art professor who nippy reception at the Office hood," Cluver said. "It was administration is revaluating its brochure's design, are attend- specializes in photography, of Academic Affairs. never intended to be anything policy on promotional materials ing the national convention for Cindy O'Dell, said that no The brochure for the 2002 offensive; in fact, it's intended after this picture appeared the the College Art Association in censorship of any type should Faculty Art Show, which has to be something that really 2002 Faculty Art Show brochure. Philadelphia and could not be stifle artistic license, but only been widely posted around honors something that women reached for comment. frustrate the artist. campus, featured a professor's do." and the medical industry, Dian Phillips, director of O'Dell's DePauw-spon- work that some consider too She said the artwork — depicts Cluver's relationship University publications, esti- sored breast cancer art display titillating, so to speak: the entitled "Built to Suck" — with her husband and daughter mated that the University at the world headquarters of photo of a baby between two depicts her yearning to breast- and features some male frontal printed about 500 brochures. Pfizer, Inc. in New York was exposed female breasts. feed her 2-year-old daughter, nudity. Cluver said she understands removed after an employee After receiving complaints who was born with complica- Abraham said that although why the University might want complained that it was too about the tastefulness of the tions and still receives food there is no specific control to present an image that is not emotional. The employee was artwork in question, Neal through a tube connected to over artistic license in the fine provocative, but that such a a survivor of breast cancer, Abraham, vice president for her stomach. arts, the University has to policy would not discourage O'Dell said. academic affairs, is now "The piece for me is more monitor quality. requiring more academic pro- poignant still because my "Anything that is done gram brochures to be approved daughter and I never had this badly is of concern, so, funda- by his office. The move could natural relationship that is sup- mentally, questions of quality mean placing an administra- posed to happen after you give do pervade all that we decide," tive fig leaf over artwork the birth," she said. Abraham said. "And those of University deems inappropri- The photograph in discus- us with senior management ate for publicity. sion isn't even on display at responsibility have to be con- "The University is the Uni- the faculty show, which will cerned with all aspects of qual- versity," Abraham said. "The run until March 6. The picture, ity." art department is part of the part of a 1999 show in Bloom- Abraham said he only over- University. Anything that gets ington, IN, was used in the sees about 50 percent of pro- mailed to the public is a public brochure because the other motional materials that are mailing of the University, and photographs weren't ready, printed by the University's so judgments about what's Cluver said. publications office. While appropriate should be made by The current faculty display, Abraham would not cite spe- University officials." which deals with the relation- cific guidelines for the new Yara Cluver, part-time ship between the human body approval process, or how he THE BACHELOR • PAGE 6 • FEBRUARY 21, 2002 EDITORIAL THE BACHELOR'S OPINION IMF Injustice And Economic Oppression nation's government, stifling of Public Citizen, there are two Mike LoPrete Steve Andrews Steve Andrews democracy, and preventing the divergent eras in the post- managing editor opinion editor OPINION EDITOR kind of economic reforms, World War II American econo- For those of you who such as the legalization of my. One began after the war Jacob Pactor haven't been reading this col- trade unions, which allow a and lasted until at least the editor in chief umn, over the past two weeks nation's resources to trickle mid-seventies. It was marked Jeremy Vaughn Sean Gallagher features editor news editor we've been discussing corpo- down; all of this effectively by cooperation between a ris- rate globalization. We estab- prevents the nation from mak- ing trade union movement and lished that cash-poor countries ing any economic progress. the businesses of the United Budget Crisis, No Time For Partisans who need loans to survive are forced to get them from shad- Those of you who have been reading might comment, rather States. Wealth was evenly dis- tributed, and the economy was Indiana is now in deep financial water. The revenue being owy organizations like the snidely, that we really haven't marked by fairness. drained from this state is not only hurting Hoosier families, but has International Monetary Fund established any of the things I Soon enough, however, sent the record-setting budget surpluses of the 1990s into a crush- and World Bank. Since the just mentioned, and that, in businesses were given greater ing deficit. IMF sets the credit rating for fact, I haven't validly proved license to uproot. This marked We need economic revival, and we need a plan to ensure that the each nation, a country must any of my points. But whether the beginning of a second era, state remains financially solvent. In this time of crisis, Governor adhere to their demands or for- that's true or not, we are mov- one of declining trade unions, Frank O'Bannon has stepped to the forefront, putting aside politics get about attaining a loan from ing on to the next phase of this declining real wages, and and making tough decisions in order to propose a plan, in the form anyone; submitting to econom- discussion: corporate global- increasing inequality. This of House Bill 1004, that can help Indiana through this troubled ic and diplomatic isolation, ization's effect on the United lasted even through the eco- time. like Cuba and North Korea. States. nomic boom of the 1990s, O'Bannon made an unprecedented statewide televised address In some cases, this might be According to the Depart- which, according to former last fall, warning Hoosiers that this crisis was on its way, hoping to a desirable alternative. In ment of Labor, real wages for Presidential candidate Ralph soften the blow with adequate preparation. exchange for loans, the IMF the median American worker Nader, did not spread to all Now that the time of reckoning is upon us, he has stepped into and World Bank require adher- reached their height in 1973, segments of society. the vanguard again. The Governor's budget proposal makes some ence to certain structural and had gone down over $2 All of this is tied intimately difficult cuts to key programs, but through a modest increase in the adjustment programs, or SAPs, per hour by 1998. It's no coin- with the issue of corporate sales tax, income tax, and some voluntary taxes, will ensure that which force countries to take cidence that between 1973 and globalization. education and medicare remain intact while still balancing the on policies tailored to enhanc- 1999, personal bankruptcies In Dark Victory, Professor budget. ing short-term corporate profit, have gone up by over one thou- Walden Bello says that the It wasn't an easy decision to raise taxes. "No one wants to pay while damaging the long-term sand percent. mid-1970s marked a shift in higher taxes. And I understand why elected officials are reluctant economic development of the Meanwhile, according to the America's stance on global to raise taxes. I am too," he wrote in Monday's Star. But the crux nation in question. New York Times, the average trade. Rather than using the of leadership is doing the right thing, even if it isn't easy. Reforms, such as capital CEO in the United States IMF and World Bank to foster Hoosier Republicans have taken a much different approach to mobility, ensure that foreign makes more than 531 times cooperation and help bring the impending budget crisis. Rather than constructively leading corporations can leave at the what the average worker developing nations forward; and proposing tough budgetary solutions, most Republicans have drop of a hat. According to makes; in 1980, this same ratio these institutions were chosen to stand on a soapbox and shout destructive rhetoric. Public Citizen, this gives them was a mere 40:1. "Before we ask Hoosiers to make cuts in their family budgets, a great deal of control over the According to Lori Wallach See Injustice, Page 12 shouldn't we be asking questions like, 'Does state government real- ly need a fleet of 17 aircraft?' To me, the answer is obvious," said State Senator Murray Clark. He is right on that particular point, but the state's leaders have already cut all they can. The Axis Of Evil Is Rife With Hypocrisy O'Bannon is blunt about this: "It's time for those who say we Ben Scanlon line policy could have some a good idea to give them one aren't cutting enough to be honest and admit that they favor cutting OPINION WRITER serious ramifications for our more, a legitimate one at that. school spending. There is simply no other place to cut. If law- nation. While North Korea One of the "crimes" that makers refuse to raise revenues, I will be forced to do just that." The Axis of Evil was intro- and Iran are by no means Bush accused those nations of It's easy for the Republicans to berate their rivals and pick apart duced to the United States cit- extraordinarily friendly is that of trying to produce the Governor's plan detail by detail, but they have yet to propose a izenry not too long ago. In towards the United States, atomic, biological or chemical strong, constructive budget proposal. Though State Senator addition to having a hokey progress has been made weapons. Of course, I do not Lawrence Borst unveiled a sweeping "Forward Indiana" plan last name, it is in general a bad towards a more acceptable wish to see the proliferation of Tuesday, no other Republicans showed up to his press conference. idea. state of affairs in both nations. weapons of mass destruction The plan is weak anyway. Not only does it raise income and As much as I enjoy the For instance, Iran has elect- anymore than the next person. sales taxes for all Hoosier families, but creates new taxes for busi- propaganda put forth by the ed a reformist President. However, it is important to nesses in a time when Indiana desperately needs to keep business- United States, the government North Korea has agreed to see the hypocrisy shown by es here. Despite this, the plan still doesn't bring in enough revenue really could have done a better stop trying to build nuclear the United States government to save education. Borst was nonchalant about this: "If it's educa- job than this. After all it is weapons. As for Iraq … well, in trying to prevent other tion, so be it." nothing more than a conglom- at least they are not invading nations from getting ABC Not surprisingly, the Indiana Economic Development Associa- eration of Reagan's Evil anyone currently. weapons. After all, the United tion—a consortium of 320 economic development organizations, Empire and WWII's Axis Calling out these nations States has a quite extensive agencies, corporations, and utilities—supports the Governor's plan. powers. I would hope that our could damage the progress stockpile of those weapons It's hard not to, since most of the state's Republicans seem con- President would dignify us by that has been made in North itself. Is only the United tent to nitpick existing proposals, rather than mustering the courage at least making up a creative Korea and Iran. The people of States and its allies trustwor- to step forward and propose something of their own. Lawrence name for our imagined ene- these three nations have plen- thy enough to have these Borst may not have composed a good plan, but he is taking a cue mies. ty of reasons, real and imagi- weapons? from the Governor and acting like a leader. Even disregarding the jin- nary, to hate the United States I am not surprised that Bush Other Indiana Republicans would be wise to do the same. goistic nature of it, this hard already. It does not seem like See Hypocrisy, Page 12 FEBRUARY 21, 2002 OPINION THE BACHELOR • PAGE 7 Bush Shortchanges America's Future One Child At A Time Jacob Pactor need-based scholarships. He Bush does not provide for EDITOR IN CHIEF also attempted murder on the Fund for the Improvement of school modernization. His budg- et plan cuts education technolo- The results are not beneficial to edu- "Dear Lord, be good to me, Education by slashing its neces- gy by $122 million. He freezes cation because the atmosphere is not the sea is so wide and my boat sary funds from $833 million to money for after-school pro- so small." President Bush just $84 million. grams. He does not increase conducive to learning. widened the sea and shrunk the In reality, Bush did not really bilingual education even though boat for numerous children. have an increase. He decreased bilingual students augment at upgrade our teacher colleges and and ameliorate that situation. According to "The Bush funding for Safe and Drug-Free rapid rates. He does not fully teacher training and launch a He, however, wanted to Budget: Shortchanging School Schools 14 percent, from $747 fund special education either. major recruiting drive with a strengthen America from the Reform" released by Senators million to $644 million. He Moreover, he rebukes the great goal for America: a quality outside rather than the inside, Edward Kennedy (D-MA) and depleted Even Start from $250 commitments of the bipartisan teacher in every classroom." If, which in itself is a noble goal George Miller (D-CA), while million to $200 million. In fact, education reform bill he signed however, he continues to cheap- with the aftermath of September his 2003 budget does have a 2.8 if you solely add up the percent- into law earlier this year. He en his budget, we will be lucky 11. per cent increase in education, ages from the major education shortchanges "The No Child if we have any teachers in class- Regardless, questions still the president has done so with programs in FY2003 Requested Left Behind Act" by a net total rooms. arise. Where will his future deception. and subtract from that the of $90 million, according to the Indiana already lacks enough pilots and submarine chiefs Besides being the smallest FY2002 Enacted budget, Bush report. quality teachers, and many come from if our schools crum- increase since 1997, Bush axed requested –181.8 percent. Understandable, perhaps, classrooms are overcrowded. ble and disintegrate? If we away Leveraging Educational That number may be a little because Bush is preoccupied We can all relate to the educa- ignore the education of our Assistance Partnerships, which deceptive, so here are some with his war on terror and all tional environment of a class- youth, aren't we really just as encourage states to enact college descriptions. that is evil. He views the mili- room when a teacher attempts to guilty as those evildoers who tary safety of America as its teach an overcrowded class- "brainwash" youth with anti- chief security concern. America, room. The results are not benefi- American sentiments? He rebukes the commitments of the though, can self-destruct and rot cial to education because the In essence, not only does the bipartisan education reform bill he into oblivion if it continues to ignore its education crisis. atmosphere is not conducive to learning. Bush budget widen the sea and shrink the boat, it creates a signed into law earlier this year. On January 29, 2002, Presi- dent Bush said, "We must President Bush had the opportunity to alleviate that pain whirlwind affect that will sink us all. PAGE 8 • THE BACHELOR FEATURES FEBRUARY 21, 2002 People Make Wabash Special, President Says About a month ago, I sat down with President Andrew Ford and discussed how his December quadruple bypass surgery affected him (it didn't, he claims) and Wabash College. He expressed desires for Wabash students to have the ability to learn hands-on, to transfer their classroom experiences into everyday world activities and interactions. Jacob Pactor technology is, but I wonder if our grand- for the other person. EDITOR IN CHIEF daughter would have made it without it. You wonder how the rest of the world If you could change anything Rather ironically, the tape recorder does it: the pain and agony of centuries. involving the Wabash environment malfunctioned. It's pretty amazing. without real constraints, what would Then, I waited patiently for the it be? upcoming birth of his first grandchild. How would you describe Wabash to I would get more of your free time On February 13, President Ford's daugh- someone from Mars? and turn it into more active learning ter gave birth to Elsa Eleanora Ford-Tag- I would describe it as an education time—to be challenged to think [and] gart. And she gave me another reason to that prepares you to make a living as taken down roads you haven't gone chat with Wabash's 14th president. well as a life. On one hand, you develop down before. I would want more of that. President Ford shared his views about intellectual, personal and social skills. I would keep you from sleeping. I would his new familial role, Wabash today, and On the other hand, you learn a set of val- take that time and do more of what we his dreams of Wabash tomorrow. ues, or sharpen a set of values, that make do now. you a better and more productive mem- What were your first thoughts ber of the community. We have five classes going on spring break trips. How important are "I would take away about being a grandfather? I think my first thoughts were: Is she What makes Wabash special today? those onsite educational opportuni- your summers healthy? Does she have all her fingers It's the people. It's probably always ties? and toes? Then, is my daughter healthy? been the people. We keep traditions and They are part of the mix. It's a differ- if I could." I think they were probably simultaneous cultures alive for the most part. We give ent mix. You learn differently. We even thoughts. them up reluctantly. We start new ones. learn differently from semester to reunion, the players, representing six It's really those people who come semester and even from week to week. decades of Wabash basketball, select- What was the experience like? together to create a culture that is really The more we [the College] can do to ed Jeff Espino '02 as honorary cap- I don't know how to describe it. You extraordinary. Lots of things here are take you [the student] out of your com- tain. Did that signify anything about are going into a new phase, and if you really different from most other those fort zone to a place you haven't been the college? [Jeff was diagnosed with stop and think about that, for at least the places, and when you mix it all together, before, and see to it that you get to brain cancer in October, and since, next 18 years, our relationship [with it is truly unique. reflect on it, the more likely we are hav- has spent his time winning the battle] wife, Anne] to our daughter and son-in- Wabash is a place where "work hard, ing an impact on you. I would love to Yeah. It's Wabash. It's about people. law will be different because of this new play hard" is taken very seriously. Per- have more of that. It's not about national championships. person and it's going to change virtually sonal responsibility is taken seriously. At I would take away your summers if I It's not about winning games except for everything. You begin to get a glimpse the same time, people understand that could. I would see you [the student] on on the day of the game, and even then, it of a substantially new chapter. It is a people make mistakes. Our job is to keep campus for the summer with a signifi- may be more about performance. But it's new moment. them from being disastrous mistakes. cant percent going abroad. But not in about people, and how we are going to groups. I would switch from study grow and become better. Did the birth mean any more Why is important for Wabash to abroad to work abroad. I would rather It's the whole Espino story. It is an because you had the year of illnesses? have a diversity of students? drop you in France, without any of your absolutely wonderful story that needs to I don't know think so. Maybe. The We need diversity. [Dean of the Col- buddies, to learn that language and to be told. The basketball weekend was a whole notion of what modern American lege] Mauri Ditzler does this better than learn that culture. I make the same argu- continuation of that. It's people again medicine can do is one that has been anyone I know. ment about Los Angeles and Florida. So stepping outside of themselves. really enforced. The baby was delivered He starts comparing diversity with a much of what we do is comparative. The There are kids who wrestle here who by C-section because a couple of moni- seed. A pure strain is susceptible to all way to really understand yourself is never wrestled before. There are people tors showed that when our daughter kinds of germs and other kinds of things through comparison. who dive off of the board who have experienced contraction, the baby's that will destroy it. So you become never done that before. And you guys heart rate went down. When the contrac- stronger in your diversity. So you Wabash just named the building don't mock them. You say, that's cool. tions were strong, the heart rate went become a more knowledgeable person that will house the Center of Inquiry You congratulate them. That's what is way down. If labor had gone longer then about skills, values and relationships. Trippet Hall after Wabash's ninth supposed to happen here. You inherited a the heart rate would have gone seriously We see people who come form differ- president, Byron K. Trippet. In the culture and you kept a culture. That's down for a ent parts of the state, the country, and the future, if Wabash were to name a what gets me excited about this place. long time. world and who do different things. The building after you, what do you think It's the Espino story. At the point, I don't opportunity to sit down and talk to it would be or house? Wabash Always Fights, scream outs at know how someone with a significant different set I can't imagine it happening. Trippet you. old that of experiences is good for you, and good was such a giant. To pick Trippet you honor the faculty that educated him. You You have been at Wabash a little honor his personal accomplishments. over eight years. How would you "You inherited a culture and You honor the faculty which he joined and the role he played in alumni affairs. describe it? An extraordinary education experi- you kept a culture. That's In was just a very special moment in the history of the College. He was a very ence that transforms people and changes what gets me excited special person. lives [and] a place that has a hard exteri- or and huge soft heart. about this place." At Saturday evening's basketball PHOTOS COURTESY THE PUBLIC AFFAIRS OFFICE FEBRUARY 21, 2002 FEATURES THE BACHELOR • PAGE 9 Slick Wabash Movie Producer Picked Apart Sean Gallagher myself, or share executive pro- trol. films. For independent film, in development are never going NEWS EDITOR ducer with some other people. Is it stressful? around 250 films. Now, will to be made. Things we made in How did you get into it? Yes, yes it is. It is very you see most of them? Not real- the past will never get made Marc Lorber '88 lives the Getting my foot in the door. stressful. It's like controlled ly, unless you're in the cities again for some time. Another high life in Los Angeles as a When I was attending Wabash, a chaos. During development, that would show them: New hit has been the recession. Hollywood producer. He has film called Eight Men Out was there is a lot of enthusiasm; a lot York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Since TV and movies rely on TV movies on Showtime and going to be shot in Indiana and of push to get it going. But maybe. Many of the films will the consumers; when people VH1, with his most recent being they were going to hire people what most people don't under- be limited release; some directly aren't buying anything, adver- the Chris Issak Show. around the state. So I went and stand is that films are like start- to video. For TV, some pilots tising goes down. But we are Last Friday, for Fine Arts was able to be a part of filming. up companies: they go from 0- [the show before it becomes a slowly getting back up. You're Weekend, he spoke to perspec- I got to meet with the director, 50 very quickly, then go away series] are never seen. One pilot probably going to see a lot more tives and the Wabash Communi- John Sayles, and really got to just as fast. They deal with a lot out of every two, or three, are kick-ass, feel good movies com- ty. I sat down and talked with know him – which was great. It of money and with a lot of peo- seen. And of those pilots, those ing out. Nothing too heavy, just him. also allowed me to get my name ple. I have to deal with all of that go into a complete season is movies and TV shows that draw What do you do? known. When I graduated, I that. up in the air. Sometimes they people in. I produce TV programming. went to Columbia and contin- How many movies/TV last six episodes; sometimes Any other comments? I am the A-2; which means I ued to work on my connections. shows in production are actually only three. It's all up to chance. The great thing about my job think of an idea, develop it, put I first started out as a writer released? How do you feel about the is that everyday is different, and the team together to develop it because I could do multiple Most decent budgeted movie industry, post 9-11? you don't know what the next more, sell the idea to the net- things at once and create differ- movies are made and then put For the US, the attacks day holds. The fear of my job is works, and then run pre- and ent projects. I moved to pro- out to the mass market. This stopped Hollywood in its tracks. that everyday is different and post- production. With all that, ducer because I could still do year the major studios will It was a big hit to TV and you don't know what the next I either get a screen credit for the writing, but I had more con- make and release at least 150 movies. Some things that were day holds. Photographer Captures Life Of Death Penalty Nathan Clark attractions with bathrooms, spaces exist only to kill A Wally In Wales ART REPORTER walkways and artificial light- humans, someone had to ing are among the various top- decide which tile arrangement Johnny Warren Welsh became regarded as the The debate surrounding the ics of her work. "We humans would look best, where to put INTERNATIONAL CORRESPONDENT language of the lower classes. death penalty has been an ever- have got to get in there and the air conditioner, which view In schools, which were taught present issue of controversy. manipulate it (various environ- point would be best for the Before I left Wabash last only in English, children who How can we, as a civilized ments) to our liking; we can't audience. semester, many people were were caught speaking Welsh people, condemn another leave well enough alone." Delvin seems to want to curious about my decision to had to wear the dreaded human being to death? How Delvin then began a new portray the irony in this atten- go to Wales as an African- "Welsh Knot" around their can we even consider that after series of works she called her tion to detail. American. How would the neck. If it wasn't for the trans- one takes one life, we can that "corpus" series, evolving from Much like zoo exhibits, Welsh treat me? How would I lation of the Bible into Welsh that life? Is there justification? her interest in hospitals and where the realistic depiction of view Welsh culture based on in 1588, and Welsh noncon- The world around the death places of healing. natural environments exists not my own historical back- formism, the language may penalty is a cold, dark issue One particular photograph for the animal, whose only ground? Amazingly, I think have died out completely like that have many people in its showed a room where patients concern is basic biological there are very strong connec- harsh clutch. walk on a treadmill for tests needs, but for the spectator, the tions between the historical experiences of African-Ameri- Wales is a very This is an issue artist Lucin- with one wall depicting a scene human eye, these places of da Delvin has been dealing of a calm lake surrounded by execution present themselves cans and the Welsh or any ancient nation mountains. Delvin described in much the same way. minority population for that with through a series of photo- graphs she names the Omega this as a "forced passivity." The institutionalization of matter. Wales is a very ancient with a unique nation with a unique culture Series. Though she denies any political intent in her work, the Whether the patient likes it or not, this tranquil scene is these places, along with tech- nological concerns for a clean- and language, however, that culture and lan- issues and subject matter she touches upon cannot help but forced upon them. From there she began to photograph er death, has left the death chamber detached from its true culture has been overshad- owed and dominated by Eng- guage; however, draw the politicized eye. morgues and autopsy rooms, purpose. One photograph land for centuries. Since the defeat of Owain that culture has Delvin attended the Art places dealing with death depicted the viewing room of a Institute of Chicago and East- which bore eerie resemblance death chamber, in which seat- Glyndwr, the last Welsh leader to lead a rebellion against been overshad- to some of the hospital room ing was provided with church ern Michigan University, and has been photographing as a photographs. pews. England, the Welsh have been owed by England completely dominated by the professional artist since 1974. Delvin's subject of interest in Finally her subject matter began to turn to places of exe- Delvin said of her Omega Series, "All my work has to do English. It's interesting that for centuries. her life's work seems to be cution. Her interest focused in with … the accouterments of King Henry VIII, whose father items of falsity. As artificial as the execution chambers as these spaces and what they say was of Welsh ancestry, joined its Celtic cousins of Cornish the photographs themselves, places of ultimate forced pas- about American culture." England and Wales together (Cornwall) and Manx (Isle of her subjects are nearly always sivity. "I saw this similarity Political labels and opinions with the Acts of Union in Man). facades, simulating environ- between healing places and aside, Lucinda Delvin's work 1536. The rules of the annexa- The centuries of second- ments. these spaces." makes interesting comments tion also stated that English class UK citizenship have Health spas, tanning beds, Where the actions of on an environment often hated, would be the only recognized deeply scarred the Welsh pornographic stores, Las Vegas patients are often restricted sometimes loved and always language in the courts and national psyche. In 1997, wedding chapels, animal envi- and they become less in con- questioned. Her work is cur- administration of Wales. when a national referendum ronments at zoos, "fantasy" trol of themselves, executions rently on display in the Eric This rule began the gradual was held on whether or not hotels and natural environ- represent the extreme case. Dean gallery in the Fine Arts decline of the ancient Welsh Wales would have its own leg- ments altered into tourist Though these macabre Building. language. Over the centuries, See Wales, Page 11 PAGE 10 • THE BACHELOR FEATURES FEBRUARY 21, 2002 Manker Receives The Horror That Is Valentines Day, A Follow-Up FCA Athlete Of on over to the table where my Iced Tea, Big BC had lost the lies, we will call them Dave Jason Palin HUMORIST friends were, just to check on part of his brain responsible for (aka Mike) and Curley) and The Week Accolade their status before I set out on independent thought. Needless about 21 Neon Cactus cups we Last week I spoke of my my big hunt. to say, I decided to let the fight Bryan Gonzalez FCA CORRESPONDENT plans to go to the bars and find One of them had lost the girl happen, as I value my teeth a desperately lonely girl for Valentines Day, so I figured it he had come with, so I figured more than I do some of my I thought about FCA selected sophomore things couldn't be worse for me. acquaintances. Brandon Peacock as its Athlete only fitting if I went ahead and Oh, how wrong I was. Not Then another one of my smashing them of the Week. finished what I started by telling too long after that, one of my roommates (we will call him li'l you how it all went. Please roommates, we will call him Joe) found himself in the urge both on the head At the NCAC Swimming and Diving Meet last weekend, he note, some names have been changed to protect the innocent Big BC, decided it was getting boring and he needed to pick a to pick a fight. Again, I would- n't care, but this was with one with a bottle to was the high scorer with 60 points. He placed 3rd in the 200 and embarrassed. Upon arrival I thought it in fight. Usually I expect this behav- of my girlfriends. I thought seriously about smashing them render them yard medley relay, 5th in the 400 yard freestyle relay, 6th in my best interest to start drinking immediately. I did this for an ior and do nothing to deter it, but this time he had picked a both on the head with a bottle to render them unconscious, but unconscious, but the 400 yard medley relay, and 7th in the 200 yard freestyle hour or so, you know, just to fight with one of my girlfriends' the bartender wouldn't give me the bartender relay. Individually he placed 8th work up my motivation, and friends. one of the empties, so I let it then the evening truly began. Trying to diffuse the situa- pass. wouldn't give me in the 100 yard butterfly, 8th in the 100 yard freestyle, and 11th After about 96 ounces of whiskey and coke, everyone tion proved to be harder than first expected because, after Finally, after 192 ounces of whiskey and coke my other one of the in the 50 yard freestyle. He received NCAC All-Con- was looking good, so I strolled about 96 ounces of Long Island roommate (Mr. Confused) and I set out on our brisk hike to empties ... ference honors as a member of the 3rd place medley relay team. somewhere familiar, as it Congratulations to Brandon appeared we had been left. We hadn't paid for. Curley found a and the Swimming and Diving walked about a quarter of a mile spot on the floor (next to Mr. team for competing well last or so to a friend's apartment to Confused) and Dave, Big BC weekend. seek refuge on the couch. and I called a freshman to come Unfortunately, this was the pick us up. same friends that had gotten in I truly apologize to Curley the fight with lil Joe, and their (who woke up in a strange place Local Army fight had spilled over and out of with people he didn't know) the Cactus and into her bed- and Dave, since the 3 of us rode Recruiters To Give room. Finally, Big BC showed up at home in a 2-seater car. Damn, and you thought I was Away Pacers' Tickets the apartment with two people I playing about how much Valen- didn't know (both fellow Wal- tines Day sucks. Till next week. Jacob Pactor EDITOR IN CHIEF Looking for something to Fighting French, One Excessive Syllable At A Time do March 17? Do you not want to be here for Honor Scholar Weekend? opinion. What do they know? by the modern world in which hazard use of unneeded letters Philip Goldstein All of them are biased by their the disgusting scarcity of let- and unused sounds. Tomorrow The United States Army HUMORIST Recruiting Station in Craw- knowledge. Don't listen to the ters leads people to live silent we start creating ways to in fordsville will be giving away We have stood and watched tainted, prejudiced filth. lives books. which basic words are used to two tickets to see the Pacers it take all that is dear from us, There is something inher- I also have am beginning to represent ideas opposite from thrash the Hawks but we will stand for it no ently wrong with any language think the reason why words their normal intended use such at Conseco Field- longer. Maybe it's my destiny in which a popular children's that end in "-a" tend to gain as temperature words being toy as written in English, Play- letters when the English speak. used to describe colors and house at 2:30 pm in life to lead the charge on Saturday, against it, ending the reign of doh would be spelled "Pleys- "Banana" becomes "Bananar" emotive states. because French is letting the Cats (named Minut or March 17. terror it has over our lives. To sign up, I will scream it from high atop the Bastille: death to There is some- spoken letters run amok. Add to this crisis the fact Catre) will peacefully coincide with Dogs (named Mazel-Tov just see the Army Representatives in the foyer French. I should clarify, quick- ly before a goodly sum of thing wrong with that every French speaker seems to have a horrible cold and Mentsh) in small Subur- ban settings. In short, the of Sparks Center from 10:00 Detchon Professors lynch me, any language in and cannot talk without mov- world will fall off its axis and am – 1:00 pm on Wednesday. February 27. All Wabash stu- I don't mean "the French," ing every word through their plunge into the nearest sun it France, or the adjective that which a popular noses and sometimes ears. can find. dents and faculty are welcome to enter the drawing. One mistakenly goes in front of the It I could see a real reason I am keenly aware that word fry. children's toy is why this would happen I could fighting a language seems like need not join the army to be eligible for the raffle prize. The French majors and pro- fessors are fine as well. It's known as probably know what horrific, incendiary reactions this a losing battle from the begin- ning but then again isn't a The representatives also just the language itself. Now, several (approximate- "Pleys-deaux." makes. My only guess is that nasal sounds create the need commendable cause worth the small sacrifice of our devotion will have information on the Army's Linguist, Medical, ly forty-two) French speakers for an endangered species list, and even our lives. and Officer Candidate pro- have tried to correct me in my deaux." changes in gravitational con- So pick up your erasers and grams. The Army also offers opinions. They claim that my The inefficient use of letters stants, or the budget deficit. fix those books, make sure up to $65,000 Loan Repay- ignorance of the language is atrocious. I am willing to bet This can only lead us down those "-es" are pronounced, ment for qualified applicants. makes me an embarrassment that in there exists a place in a dangerous slippery slope. and fight the good fight. to myself and invalidates my some small country abandoned Today we accept French's hap- FEBRUARY 21, 2002 FEATURES THE BACHELOR • PAGE 11 Shakespeare, Naughty, Wales North Wales that was com- pletely Welsh speaking. Despite huge public outcry Welsh see the large, loud windmills as a blight on the landscape and potentially dan- From 9 and the opposition of Welsh gerous. No Holds-Bard Comedy islature after hundreds of years of English control, the new MPs in the British Parliament, the valley was flooded and the newly created Lake Tryweryn However, the National Assembly and the Welsh MPs in Westminster appear to be to this play is an excellent breath National Assembly for Wales became a very powerful sym- powerless to stop further con- Charlie Lopez of fresh air. barely passed with only 50.3% REPORER bol of Wales' powerless status struction. "A fantastic job, brilliant … of the vote. Many Welsh in the United Kingdom. It's an ongoing struggle in The Wabash College Reduced the wit especially … energy believed that they could not Even in 2002, the Welsh Wales for equal rights that I Shakespeare Company per- through the roof," sophomore govern themselves without the continue to fight against the feel any minority group, formed The Complete Works of Logan Kuhne said. guidance of Westminster in defamation of the Welsh peo- including African-Americans, Shakespeare (Abridged) Wednes- Noting the unique, stylistic London. ple and the domination of would be able to sympathize day night. Starring George Mil- aspects of the play, freshman Mil- However, there is a very Wales by Westminster. A year with. In fact, I learned an berger, Josh Wilson, Justin Dirig, ton Turner remarked, "With the strong Welsh nationalist ago, "Weakest Link" host interesting fact when I went to and Alpha Newberry IV, the added flavor of it being a Wabash movement that fights for the Anne Robinson angered many an exhibition at the Dylan Company preached the word of production, it was a riot." preservation of Welsh culture in Wales when she openly Thomas Center in Swansea. the Bard. So come and hear the word of and the Welsh language. The declared her dislike of Welsh Paul Robeson, the famous Witty, hilarious, and sarcastic, the Bard. Josh, George, Justin, black singer, activist, scholar, the performance was Monty and Alpha will not only make you Python meets Shakespeare 101. laugh till you cry, but they will It's an ongoing struggle in Wales for athlete, and artist had a great love for Wales. And fear not, if you think Othello is just an ice-cream flavor, that's also have you quoting Shake- speare in tongues by the end of equal rights that I feel any minority His relationship developed during a visit to London where okay. It's actually a rap song, sort of. the night. Shakespeare Abridged will be playing every night, cur- group, including African-Americans, he observed Welsh coal miners singing in the streets attempt- But, if like me, you're tired and about to go insane trying to tain rises at 8pm, until Saturday in would be able to sympathize with. ing to earn enough money to the Fine Arts Center, so get your return to Wales. Robeson make sense of dry textbook mate- tickets. people on a BBC television greatly sympathized with the rial for your classes, then coming It's a must-see. political party Plaid Cymru program. Many people struggle of the poor Welsh (Cymru being the Welsh name declared her comments racist miners. I was deeply moved by To Go Or Not To Go, Is There Really of Wales) is only one manifes- tation of Welsh nationalism. and complained that they the exhibition on Paul Robe- A Question? During the 1960s when shouldn't have to listen to neg- ative comments about Wales son and Wales. So, I feel vindicated in my African-Americans were fight- on a channel which is partly decision that Wales was an ing for civil rights in America, funded by Welsh TV license excellent choice for me. Next Welshmen were fighting money. week—off for a week of The Complete Works of Shakespeare against English domination. A Another recent political camping in the mountains of (Abridged) turning point in the Welsh nationalist movement was in battle in Wales is the move- Snowdonia National Park in ment by politicians to stop the North Wales, where I will the 1960s when the UK decid- UK government from building attempt to climb Mount Snow- ed to create a reservoir for the more windmills throughout the don, the highest point in Wales industrial English city of Liv- Thursday, Friday, Saturday 8 pm erpool by flooding a valley in Welsh countryside. Many AND England. Until then! Think Reproductive The Wabash Review Freedom The final date for submitting pieces to the Wabash Review will be March 13th. Is Something We are also accepting submissions for cover art. There You Don't Need to Think About? are no restrictions on theme but the piece or a photograph of the piece must be within the dimensions of 7.5 inches tall and 6 inches wide; color or black and white. The Think Again! 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Online at www.ppin.org or www.plannedparenthood.org/vox PAGE 12 • THE BACHELOR OPINION FEBRUARY 21, 2002 In this way, corporate glob- Injustice alization serves not only as a means of keeping poor coun- letters to the editor From 6 tries poor, but as a means of increasing inequality and MXI Invites All To Cele- Achievements: In the Arts, near death over the past three employed as coercive agents. injustice within the United brate Diversity Athletics, and Academics. years, I am becoming more Through the structural States; the source of most vio- Please RSVP to Winston convinced it is the latter. I'm adjustment programs alluded lent crime and drug use. Imag- Editor: Shephard at ext. 7809. certainly not convinced that to earlier, reinforced by loans ine how much lower our taxes The Malcolm X Institute So together let's make Wabash fraternities can effec- which could not be paid back would be if we didn't have to would like to remind all stu- Wabash a better community by tively police alcohol use. without taking more loans, the pay for all those prisons. dents, staff members, and celebrating diversity. The Gentleman's Rule does IMF and World Bank were able Fortunately, globalization faulty of Wabash College that allow for relative free reign to take control of cash-poor does not have to be this way. we are now in the mist of Sincerely, regarding drinking on our countries and make them fer- There is another template that Black History Month. The Members of the MXI campus. I would strongly sug- tile ground for American the IMF and World Bank could In 1915, African-American gest that every Wabash man employers wishing to exploit follow; a template that would historian Carter G. Woodson needs to re-examine his expe- them. allow for growth in the third- proposed a "Negro History riences with alcohol at Combined with a relaxation world and progress within the Week" to honor the history Wabash And Alcohol Wabash and consider the awe- of laws against a business United States. and contributions of African- some responsibility he has in uprooting, these policies creat- In our next issue, two weeks Americans. Nine years later, Editor: regard to using it himself and ed a mass exodus of American from now, I will give a basic his dream became a reality I read with great interest the policing others who use it. businesses that effectively overview of what so-called when Woodson chose the sec- Bachelor's Op-Ed piece enti- Please don't kid yourselves — killed the trade union move- 'anti-globalization' demonstra- ond week of February to pay tled, "IU Needs New Fraterni- one alcohol-related catastro- ment and any hope the Ameri- tors want, and present an out- tribute to the birthdays of two ty Policy." I sincerely hope phe on this campus will sub- can worker ever had of work- line of a plan to overhaul this Americans that dramatically that every Wabash man who ject the college, a fraternity ing in a fair, cooperative eco- corrupt system for the better- affected the lives of Blacks read that piece, Greek or not, and its officers, alumni, and nomic environment. ment of all the world's people. Americans: Abraham Lincoln realizes that Wabash is not anyone else who knew of the Before anyone mentions (February 12) and Frederick immune to the tragedies that problem to litigation and pub- Hypocrisy that Bush, being the President, is too important to place in Douglass (February 14). The week-long observance offi- have befallen large universi- ties including IU. I think you licity beyond imagination. Consider the headline, any danger, just let me remind cially became Black History minimize the problem of alco- "Alcohol Kills Freshman at From 6 everyone that during the Viet- Month in 1976. hol consumption on our cam- All-Male Midwest College." nam War, like many of our As an organization whose pus. There are many more than Could the Gentleman's Rule took this hard line on these mission is to enlighten the just "some" students who possibly survive that? I think nations. If this feckless action current politicians, he was in the National Guard "defend- Wabash community about drink excessively. not. of his causes conflict or ter- African-American culture, we I continue to ponder the If you're willing to risk the rorist threats, it's not like he is ing" our nation. It is truly a sad state of affairs when the are sending an invitation to all question of whether Wabash Gentleman's Rule, our col- any danger. He will not fight those that are interested in fur- men really do drink "responsi- lege, its staff and administra- on the front lines. He will not old men in power can place the youth of a nation in danger thering their education of bly" or whether they have tion, your fraternity and your be exposed to danger at home. Black studies to our upcoming been extremely lucky to have fellow Wabash students to He will be hunkered down in when they themselves did everything they could to avoid Black History dinner on Sun- avoided a major catastrophe that, then BOTTOMS UP!! some bunker in North Dakota day February 24, 2002 at 7:00 related to alcohol. Having wit- while we die. conflict. pm, entitled A Night Celebrat- nessed many alcohol-related John R. Roberts, M.D. '83 The Voice of Wabash Since 1908 ing African- American medical problems and one College Physician The purpose of The Bachelor is to serve the editor in chief school audience, including but not limited to Jacob Pactor administrators, faculty and staff, parents, alumni, community members, and most importantly, the firstname.lastname@example.com students. Because this is a school paper, the con- tent and character within will cater to the student managing editor body's interests, ideas, and issues. 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The Bachelor Raymond Gonzalez reserves the right to deny requests for publication email@example.com of advertisements. Student organizations of Wabash College may purchase advertisements at half the listed rate. copy editors The Bachelor is a member of the Hoosier State and Indiana Collegiate Press Associations Matthew Ward & Matthew Phelps COURTESY OF THE USBIC EDUCATIONAL FOUNDATION (800) 767-2267 (HSPA and ICPA), and Associated College Press. FEBRUARY 21, 2002 SPORTS THE BACHELOR • PAGE 13 After 400 Wins, Petty Receives Game Ball Basketball From 16 Twenty years ago Coach DesJean surpassed the 1,000- Mac Petty guided the point mark in his career and gave Wabash a 57-41 lead. The 1982 basketball team to a offense and defense were relent- NCAA Division III less as the Little Giants Championsip. On Satur- outscored the Big Red 32-12 day, basketball alumni over the final 13 minutes. Many Little Giants played returned to Chadwick for solidly on Tuesday evening. Joe a contest that ended up DesJean finished with 25 points going down to the last and 11 rebounds, moving into shot. 18th place in career scoring with 1,005 and a tie for 7th place for career rebounds with 606. At half time of the Ober- Brady Claxton and Ryan Short lin contest, former and '03 finished with 16 and 12 points, respectively. current captains presented Coach Petty said, "I am their coach with a signed proud of my guys, especially in basketball. the first half. We adjusted and kept improving on defense – everywhere, it seemed like we had six or seven guys out there. As a result, our offense came around." The weekend will tell the fate of the Little Giants' season; however, the team is playing well. If Tuesday night's victory was a sign of things to come, we can all take pride on Sunday in winning our first NCAC Cham- pionship. Wabash moves to 15-10 with the victory, and Wabash will face Wooster in the first game of DAVID WAGNER '05 prepares to the conference semi-finals on pass against an Oberlin player on Friday night at 5:30 pm after Saturday as RYAN SHORT '03 Wooster defeated Allegheny 82- (left), KIP CHASE '03 (11), 72 in first-round action. BRADY CLAXTON '03, and JOE The semi-final and champi- DESJEAN '03 cheer him on. onship games will take place at SHAY ATKINSON Wittenberg University (Spring- field, OH) after the top-seeded Tigers dispatched Earlham Col- lege in first-round play 78-51. Wittenberg will play Ohio Wesleyan in Friday's second contest. Oberlin defeated Ohio Wesleyan 56-49 in the first round of play; however, accord- ing to Oberlin College, it played with an ineligible student-ath- lete and will forfeit all its games. Good Luck this weekend to TODD VOGEL the basketball team. Durring halftime of Saturday's game, Coach Mac Petty received OBERLIN FORFEITS a signed game ball in honor of According to the NCAC, his 400 wins at Wabash. MIKE Oberlin College has announced today that it will forfeit the vic- CERNKOVICH '93, JOSH tories earned in the 2001-02 ESTELLE '00, BRADY CLAX- men's basketball season due to TON (20) '03, JOE DESJEAN the participation of an ineligible '03, RYAN SHORT '03, PETE student-athlete. METZELAARS '82, and MIKE The forfeited games include HOLCOMB '82 awarded their Tuesday night's NCAC Tourna- coach an autographed ball. ment Quarterfinal win over Ohio Wesleyan University. PAGE 14 • THE BACHELOR SPORTS FEBRUARY 21, 2002 Espino Returns To Wabash, Tankers Take Third At Welcomed With Open Arms NCAC Championships Senior diagnosed with brain Wabash College placed third at the in the 100 butterfly, eighth in cancer in October proves NCAC Swimming and Diving Champi- onship held in Canton, Ohio, February the 100 freestyle, and 11th in the 50 freestyle. Williams Wabash Always Fights. 13-16. The Little Giants scored 825 scored 55 points by placing points in the nine-team competition. eighth in the 500 freestyle, Matt Abid NCAA III National Champion Kenyon ninth in the 1650 freestyle, and Peacock SPORTS REPORTER College successfully defended its con- 14th in the 200 free. Fahey placed sev- ference title, tallying 1565.5 points, just enth in the 100 breaststroke and 15th in Saturday was a day of emotion. Many ahead of Denison University with 200 breaststroke. Manker scored in the special things happened during the Wabash- 1513.5. 50, 100, and 200 freestyle. Oberlin basketball game, but the most amaz- Five Little Giants received Wabash will conclude the regular ing event happened before player introduc- All-Conference honors. season on Saturday, February 23 at tions. Freshman diver Aaron Stump DePauw University. The meet begins at The crowd cheered a hero's welcome placed third in the three-meter 2 p.m. The Little Giants are 4-2 on the with chants of "Jeff Es-pin-o" as the public diving with 260.65 points and season. address announced him. The standing ova- Stump was fifth on the one-meter tion lasted close to five minutes. Jeff walked board. The Wabash 200 medley relay out with a big smile on his face, and anyone with Brad Williams, Colin Fahey, Swimming At DePauw in the gym could tell he was glad to be back Brandon Peacock and Bernie Manker in Crawfordsville. was third in 1:37.43, earning All-Con- Saturday 2 pm "I feel really good, maybe that's just ference honors. because I'm back here, but I feel good," Peacock was the Wabash high-point Hecklers Invited Espino said. scorer with 60 points, placing seventh Espino battled back from a cancerous brain tumor. He had thirty-four radiation treatments and the results have been miracu- lous—the tumor has shrunk. Doctors have encouraged him to go back to normal life. The Indianapolis Association of "It's very hard to Wabash Men describe the warmth that I had inside, warmth because Says he made it. He won W the battle." Break a Leg to the Cast and Crew Coach Mac Petty "The doctors have encouraged me to of "The Complete Works of William come back to college here. They said there should be no problem with me coming back, maybe just a few side effects, but I will be TODD VOGEL JEFF ESPINO returned to Wabash last Satur- Shakespeare (Abridged)!" here next year," he said. day and received a standing ovation before And that is great news for the Wabash community that that helped Jeff out so the basketball game. much. "I can't say thank you enough to every- Petty had a difficult time describing all of his emotions. "We prayed for this day (Saturday)," Good Luck to the Track, Tennis, body in the Wabash community for all of your prayers, cards, donations and emails," Espino said. "The cards would pull me Coach Mac Petty said. "It's very hard to describe the warmth that I had inside, Wrestling, Baseball, Swimming, and through when I was having those tough warmth because he made it. He won the bat- weeks, when I could not do a lot." He continued, "I would get a card from tle. And the reception from the students was great." Basketball teams! one of you, and it would make me smile. We have seen so many times this year the That little five-second smile made every- meaning of "Wabash Always Fights." Jeff thing better and really helped me get through showed us what always fighting means in those tough times." real life. He did not give up, and he did not Jeff gave strength to his teammates, also. give up because of the Wabash community. "Having Jeff sit on the bench was great "I want to say thank you from the bottom Saturday. We wanted to play hard and win of my heart," Espino said. I can't describe for him. I can not describe the feelings I had Saturday," starting shooting guard Brady the strength and help that you gave me. From me and my family, thank you from the WABASH ALWAYS FIGHTS! Claxton '03 said. bottom of my heart." While the players played hard, Coach You're welcome, Jeff. FEBRUARY 21, 2002 SPORTS THE BACHELOR • PAGE 15 Tennis Opens With Triple Victories The 2002 tennis season started on Saturday with two victories for the Wabash College netters. The Little Giants swept Manchester 7- 0, followed by a 7-0 defeat of Franklin College. Sophomore Mike Lynch took two victories at number one sin- gles. He opened the morning ses- sion with a 6-0, 6-0 victory over Manchester's Tom Flory, then earned a 6-0, 6-1 win over Bobby Harwood of Franklin in the after- noon. Junior Scott Paramoure won both matches at number two singles before joining Lynch at number one doubles to earn two victories. Andrew Shelton also earned two victories in singles play for Wabash. Shelton was a 6-1, 6-1 winner at number four singles against Manchester and then took a 6-1, 6-0 victory at number three singles against Franklin. Daniel Altman, Hadi Motiee, Cameron Starnes and Nathan Cain also earned victories in singles play SHAY ATKINSON for Wabash. Altman and Starnes combined for two victories at num- Mike Lynch '04 (above) and Scott Paramoure '03 (right) prepare them- ber two doubles, while Shelton and selves to return a volley from their opponent. The tennis team earned Cain were winners at number three its third victory on Wednesday against Earlham. doubles against Manchester. IM Basketball Ladder Round 1 Delts vs. Wol-Mor 7 PM @ Fieldhouse Court #1 Lambda Chi vs. Sigma Chi 8 PM @ Fieldhouse Court #1 TKE vs. Faculty 7 PM @ Fieldhouse Court #2 FIJI vs. Kappa Sig 8 PM @ Fieldhouse Court #2 I-House vs. College Hall Offers good only at the Taco Bell restaurants located in Crawfordsville 7 PM @ Fieldhouse Court #3 and Lebanon, IN. Cards must be presented when ordering. Limit: One coupon per person per visit. Not good with any other offer. Cards will be void if copied, transformed or where prohibited. Cash redemption Martindale vs. Phi Psi value 1/20 cent. (C) TACO BELL CORP. 8 PM @ Fieldhouse Court #3 THE BACHELOR • PAGE 16 • FEBRUARY 21, 2002 SPORTS DesJean Reaches 1000 Points, Tenacious D Key To Victory DJ Finch SPORTS EDITOR The Little Giants smashed the Denison Big Red 89-53 on Tuesday to advance to the sec- ond round of the NCAC Tourna- ment. The offense struggled a bit in the first ten minutes of the game; however, the Little Giant defense was the key in Wabash's fifteenth win of the season. The defense held Denison to 20 points in the second half, and no player for Denison reached dou- ble-figures in scoring Joe DesJean '03, who led the Little Giants in scoring and rebounding, started the game with an alley-oop lay-up from Kip Chase '03. Denison went on a 12-0 run and appeared to have the upper hand on the Lit- tle Giants. Junior Brady Clax- ton stopped the run with a jumper in the lane, and over the next few minutes, Wabash went on a 12-2 run of their own. Moments later, DesJean gave Wabash the lead on a three-point play. Jesse Burgess made two hustle plays that sparked the offense, as well as the crowd. Over the final nine minutes of the first-half, Wabash went on a 20-9 run to take an eight-point lead into the locker rooms. The excitement continued at intermission as South Mont- gomery junior Brianna Bullen- dick wooed the crowd with an amazing twirling exhibition. The "Chadwick Crazies" were pumped and ready to cheer the Little Giants onto victory. Coach Mac Petty commented, "The crowd tonight was great. Denison could not hear to call plays, and I had trouble, too. Our crowd is the best in the NCAC by far." The second half started as the SHAY ATKINSON first half had ended, with JESSE BURGESS '03 shoots over two Denison players in Wabash's 89-53 NCAC first round victory over the Big Red. While Burgess' hustle sparked Wabash hitting six of its first seven shots from the field. A the team at some points, co-captain JOE DESJEAN '03 once again led the team with yet another double-double: 25 points and 11 rebounds. thunderous dunk by DesJean received a standing ovation as INSIDE he proclaimed to Denison, "not • Tankers Take Third At NCAC Championships, page 14 in my house." With the dunk, • Tennis Opens With Triple Victories, page 15 See Basketball, Page 13


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