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Follower of Paedophile Prophet Muhammad has spoken. Here is a person who follows a religion which sanctions paedophilia. He also believes in the Quran, the Manual of Terrorism. Please answer the following Questions:- (1) If Islam preaches tolerance,why there is no freedom of religion in any Muslim country? (2) If Islam preaches equality of men and women, why are women treated like animals in the lands of submitters? (3) Why do Muslim old farts love to marry little girls young enough to be their granddaughters? The list is endless, but answer to these questions will do for now. वासुदेव कुटुम्बकम्।
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The issue is not that the Chinese religions interests you more, I have no problem with that. You find that Hinduism is absurd, I have no problem with that. I am just expressing my opinion about your opinion. वासुदेव कुटुम्बकम्।
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That is the beauty of Hinduism. Unlike Christianity or Islam, there is room for divergent ways of worshipping God. Christianity precahes that one who does not accept Jesus Christ as his saviour will rot in hell for ever. This is extremely evil doctrine. I know instances, where teachers have told little children that parents will go to hell because they are not Christian. This is frightening for little children, it is utterly barbaric. Do you think this is how children should be frightened? Christian God is just evil as Allah. Islam is even worse. The Holy Quran preaches that anyone who is not a Muslim must be killed, which is absolutely evil. There is no such doctrine in Hinduism.
How many Christians have read the Bible. I dare say no more than 1%. I live in majority Christian country. I can tell you very few people have read the Bible. Not only that, most of the people couldn't care less. The criticism of Bible in the newspapers and magazines is rampant, this is what happens in free countries like the USA and Canada. Likewise, in India, people are free to express themselves. The people will listen to both sides of the issue. People in India are free to criticize the religion, even scriptures. Looks like, you rather wish people start killing each other because there is disagreement about religion. Thank God, this does not happen in India. In Pakistan, people get killed just because someone suspects that the Quran has been insulted. Is that how you want Hindus to behave?
This is what we call freedom of expression. People in the West understand that. This is exactly what happens in the West. The Bible is criticized, burnt and desecrated. No body gets worked over it.
The caste system is very old. It has weakened in the big cities. Inter caste marriages are common in big cities, but not in the smaller cities or the country side. But it will change, it will take many generations.
It is true, widows are treated very badly. But legally, widows are allowed to reamarry and many do, specially in big cities. Nowadays, many women work in India, therefore, the status of widows has changed in the big cities like Mumbai.
This is a trivial critcism, more like nitpicking.
You are righ about the fact Hindus take pride in the past at the expense of present day problems.
On one hand you criticize Hindus for not caring when their scriptures are condemned and again criticizing them for not taking criticism positively. Isn't this is oxymoronic? वासुदेव कुटुम्बकम्।
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Re: Illogical beliefs of other religionsHi Ram,
I am very glad that you considered to acknowledge most of the points raised by me. I quite agree with you about the improvements taking place. I sincerely hope that improvements taking place in the large cities may soon reach the smaller towns and villages, because more than 70% of India's population are distributed in the small towns and villages.
No. I separated my points in different sections. When the scriptures are criticised, most Hindus do not care because, a) They have not read those scriptures in detail to present a counter debate OR b) they don't take the criticism of scriptures as personal criticism. On the other hand, when faced a personal criticism, the requirement to respond puts pressure on the individual. When they fail to come up with an appropriate reply, they tend to get annoyed or angry. They think it is unfair to be criticised, again due to lack of knowledge in most cases. P.S - Ram, I am only talking about the illogical beliefs in Hinduism. If you talk about Christianity and Islam in the same discussion, then the whole discussion will become pointless. Such discussions have taken place in many threads.This thread is started for the purpose of listening to the illogical beliefs in religions other than Islam. I wish to remind you that I requested for this thread to be moved from 'Muslims and Ex-Muslims only' forum, so that every one may take part in this thread. Let us say, this thread is more like a self- criticising thread. So, I humbly request you to refrain from criticising Islam in this thread. If you like to criticise Christianity, then please start a post in this same thread picking Christianity apart. But, in our discussion, I request you to discuss Hinduism only, please.
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Ahmed, normally, I would say that you had clipped the quote. This of course is not true. what you've done is basically foudn the most vague wording. So I'll explain it as easily as possible: This is a law Code, and it is fairly strict about Justice. Members of the Isrealite community were to follow certain rules, the most serious rule being this: Deuteronomy 25 Deuteronomy 25 1 When men have a dispute, they are to take it to court and the judges will decide the case, acquitting the innocent and condemning the guilty. 2 If the guilty man deserves to be beaten, the judge shall make him lie down and have him flogged in his presence with the number of lashes his crime deserves, 3 but he must not give him more than forty lashes. If he is flogged more than that, your brother will be degraded in your eyes. Okay, So any domestic dispute is decided by a Court of LAW, and NOT by personal Vendetta or Revenge (Something Muslims don't understand because they clearly love being the Hand of Allah.) So as Deuteronomy 25 states, you take it to court you don't fight. And As the verse states, this is an example where two men are fighting: 11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. 1. These men broke the law code, by not taking their case to court. 2. They then set about Beating the crap out of each other. 3. And in such an instance, if a woman comes to rescue her husband by kicking his assailant or grabbing his assailant's "Balls", then there is a punishment. Please note that that is the only penalty. I think it's a fair one. Secularly speaking, most secularlist believe people should not take the law into their own hands. Now, you can say its brutal, but Please list a single example of it happening? Thanks for Playing You should command that the Qur'an be collected.'" Abu Bakr added, "I said to `Umar, 'How can we do what the Prophet never did?Jeremiah 31:25 "there will be no more Jews on the Earth when the sun, moon and stars stop shining," i.e. the end of the Earth and civilization.
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Title of this thread is Illogical beliefs of other religions, including Christianity. This is a free forum. There is no logic in any religion. We condemn Islam not because it is illogical, we condemn it because is hateful ideology. There is also hatred in Christianity but inspite of this, today, Christians are basically very tolerant people. There is freedom of religion in most Christian countries. Hindus are also basically very tolerant, that is why there is freedom of religion in India. This forum is for fighting Islam, not Hinduism or Christianity. Therefor there is no need to have this thread in the forum. I think this thread belongs in the Garbage Can. वासुदेव कुटुम्बकम्।
ساری دنیا ايک ہی خاندان ہۓ۔ The Whole World is a Family.
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So right you are. Belief as such is illogical by definition since it is without evidence. The beliefs, for which we come across credible evidence, become facts. Islam is a funny religion which is misunderstood by its scholars and correctly understood by ordinary Muslims.
Faith is keeping your eyes shut when looking at the world, and/or keeping your eyes open only for the beauty of the world.
Re: Illogical beliefs of other religionsRam said:-
I am not stopping you from criticising Christianity. This is what I wrote -
I made a part from my writing bold so that you may read it. Ram said:-
I beg to strongly disagree with you. This thread is started by an apostate to see how the people from other religions take criticisms. This is an important thread. In fact, I may be requesting the moderators to make this thread a sticky. This website maybe dedicated to eradicating political Islam; but this particular thread is dedicated to the criticism of religions other than Islam. I see all the persons as human beings first. If you think other religions can not accept criticisms in just in one single thread, how do you expect Muslims and Ex-Muslims to accept so many forums and 100s of threads criticising Islam? I, personally wanted to discuss Hinduism only. That's I very politely requested you to discuss only Hinduism in our discussion.
Re: Illogical beliefs of other religionsFrom my experience I have seen that people who are happy criticizing other religions tend to justify their beliefs when their own religions are picked apart by providing arguments which do not seem to be logical at all. When I was a Muslim, I saw Muslims making sarcastic remarks about hindu Gods and its rituals, christianity and other religions but the same people would try to counter argue when Islam or Mohammad was criticized. For example one islamic scholar I knew, made a sarcastic remark about Krishna; saying he used to flirt with Gopis but the same man went to great length to justify Mohammad's marriage with a 6 year old toddler. Second example is Ram found me to be intelligent as long as I found problems with Islam but when I pointed out problems in hinduism, I became non-intelligent. As a matter of fact it doesn't require intelligence to see problems in our religion, it just requires common sense which is so uncommon and it requires us to keep aside our egotisms.
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Well....well. I did not criticize you because you found "problems" with Hinduism. I criticized you because you are mixing up facts - for example, you lumped the Manusmriti with scriptures. The Manusmriti is not a religious text. It is a legal code, although I admit that there are many laws which are very cruel towards the people of the low castes and women. Also, you fail to see the fact that the Indian constitution is secular which grants equal rights to people of all religions. This does not mean there is no discrimination in India. You also fail to see that a) widow marriage is legal in India and b) at least legally, discrimination based on caste is also banned. You are also wrong because you compare Hinduism with Islam. Unlike Islam, there is nothing in any Hindu scripture which says that non-Hindus are kaffirs or infidels and will burn in hell. Today, there are 150 million Muslims live in India. As a matter of fact, inspite of discrimination, Muslims in India have thrived. Their population is 4 times bigger than in 1947, when India gained independance. There are many successful Muslims in India, Mr. Azim Premji, one of the richest Indian is a Muslim, the famous movie stars - the Khans, Shabana Azmi and Nassuridin. There are supertitious beliefs in all religions. Christianity has many such beliefs, like the second coming of Jesus Christ; He will be reborn and the righteous will go to heaven and the rest of us will burn in hell. Moses walking on water is another supertition. There are countless such supertitious beliefs in Christianity and Judaism. वासुदेव कुटुम्बकम्।
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The title of this thread is "Illogical beliefs of other religions", that includes all religion. Besides this is an open forum. Each and every topic in the Forum takes on life of its own. Each topic spins off in every direction. This is the beauty of this Forum. वासुदेव कुटुम्बकम्।
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One can understand Hinduism better if one understands how it came about. Hinduism's uncountable Gods come from the innumerable ancient local pagan deities worshipped by locals all across the subcontinent. This multitude of local Gods and beliefs were later slowly absorbed into the theology and worship of the Aryans, most of it developed in the subcontinent itself and came to be based upon a trinity of Gods: the creator, the preserver and the destroyer. Almost all innumerable local Gods one gets confused about, can be extrapolated (or absorbed) into one of the three (and its consorts), mostly 'the preserver'. It is like a layered cake, with two layers! Last edited by Yohan on Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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True. If Hindus can't get rid of the arranged marriage, they are doomed to preserve the caste system.
May be.
True. Hindus view vegetarian diet as a status symbol among themselves.
True. This is typically a symptom of people with deep cultural inferiorities, complexes and sensitivities. Actually most people have some of it, but some like Hindus have a lot.
Hindus lack self confidence in many aspects. Confident people take criticisms positively and in stride.
Re: Illogical beliefs of other religionsYohan says
I say Yohan was/is/will be a Hindu lol..., You will never have chance of tasting other religions dear Yohan. To boost their self confidence 90 million of them should be moved to Pakistan in an exchange program and another 90 million with Bangladesh.. Here are real Hindus.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7852837.stm Progress is made I think they will be happy in Land of Pure.. yeezevee
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The fallacy is that you think Varna system is evil and then conclude the same. You have to look at this system from the point of view of Karma. The varna system was set up to divide religious duties accroding to one's nature or characteristics and karma. Doing one's religious duty according this division helps a soul to advance spiritually. Doing another's work results in downfall. This is the understanding. The basic principle is doing one's work without any tinge of selfishness. Now you say Manu Smriti says molten lead is to be poured etc. However there is NOT one instance in history where any of the barbaric punishments mentioned in Smritis were ever implemented. The reason is even the Brahmins did not interpret these parts literally, instead they merely took these verses as protest from scriptures against certain activities. This is and was the orthodox position. You can bring up all the instances of social issues in caste system, however, the scriptural understanding does NOT involve any exploitation at all. The restrictions mentioned apply only to religious rituals etc. and NOT to any secular activities or education in general. The restrictions are actually prescriptions more to be right.
This is true.
even for men.
All scriptural instances of Sati is voluntary act.
A wife is to be respected as a Goddess too.
Where does any Hindu scripture talk about this restriction ? Even
Highly misunderstood social system, NOT scriptural. However there have been cases of exploitation here too. Hindus are NOT perfect. M.S. Subulakshmi, a Brahmin religious singer, comes from a Devadasi lineage. In Hinduism arts like Bharatanatyam, music, songs etc. are seen as devotional and danvcers are highly respected in religious society, even today.
The Sanskrit word graha comes from the word grih which means "to seize" or "to take hold of". The word does not mean planets, but means "something that influences". I am NOT aware where Hindu scriptures say Earth is center of Universe, however it talks about bhu-mandala, which is reference to Solar System. Being observes from Earth, the ancient people charted out movements of planetary objects with respect to Earth. So their explanation is with respect to Earth. There is nothing inherently illogical about geocentric theory, it is merely a point of view.
This come from belief in astrology. In astrology Rahu and Ketu are imaginary points used in calculating eclipses.
Never heard of this. Never saw this mentioned in any Hindu scripture.
Most religions generally believe God is present everywhere and that God has special presence in certain places. In Christianity it is churches and places like Bethleham etc. In Hinduism cow is considered as having special presence of God and Gods sanctifying the animal products usable in religious rituals. Again, God and Gods are present in every living being in their bodies. Every belief is unscientific as it is not proven. Some find these beliefs funny.
The "lifeless idols" is again infused with special presence of God(s). When Hindus bow to them, they are bwing to the God(s), not the "lifeless matter" according to their beliefs. While there are left side tantric sects who view Shiva Lingam as sexual organs, this is NOT the view of majority Hindus. Shiva Lingam is a distinguishing symbol of God, viewed as infinite nature of God by Vedantic schools.
Since Hanuman is no ordinary being in Hindu scriptures (Some view Him as Shiva others view Him as Prana, life-force) he is able to do all things. The story of swallowing sun seems to be local stories created for kids from amar chitra katha. I did not find this story in Hindu scriptures. The Sanskrit word for monkeys is Kapi. However, to my knowledge Ramayana uses the word Vanara for a species of intelligent apes that walk upright like human beings and are of the size of human beings. This could be reference to one of the species in evolution tree, NOT modern day monkeys.
Sometimes God(s) acts as though He(they) is(are) ignorant. Since He knew the future of the boy, He asked other Gods to bring the first animal head they see. That is why the specific instructions here. I Samuel 15:3
Now, go, and you shall smite Amalek, and you shall utterly destroy all that is his, and you shall not have pity on him: and you shall slay both man and woman, infant and suckling ox and sheep, camel and ass.' "
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Do you even know the definition of logic ? People who do not know what is logic, should not talk about logic. There is nothing "illogical" about this belief although one may call this belief as unscientific. As for the explanation given by her, it is well known among Hindus in general that Rahu and Ketu are imaginary points in Hindu astrology. Hindus were NOT ignorant of heliocentric and geocentric theories. Refer Aryabhatta and other Hindu works. Some of these Hindu scriptures which contain references to geocentric theories are dated to the same time. I Samuel 15:3
Now, go, and you shall smite Amalek, and you shall utterly destroy all that is his, and you shall not have pity on him: and you shall slay both man and woman, infant and suckling ox and sheep, camel and ass.' "
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hahaha, well, you have proven that most of the goons in here are nothing but a bunch of manipulated and confused double faced freaks
Re: Illogical beliefs of other religionsThis is an interesting thread. I am a born hindu but atheist by religion since 18 years of age howeever .2-3 years back for a month or so i defended hinduism when muslims used to ask me questions.I could answer them satisfactorily be showing them similarities in their own religion but deep down i knew i was not able to defend it and i realized that i was defending the indefensible. I had to invent or attach some meanings to defend it and thats when i realized that i am fooling myself . Thats why i gave up on hinduism and decided to have no religion.
Personally i dont think religion is necessary to tell me what is good and what is bad. I can do that easily myself.There are flaws in the hindu religion which i agree . There are some evil teachings that need to be condemned in hinduism but these teachings are not restricted to hinduism. Every single religion has evils in it .No religion is logical . We should reject all the religions . There are some good parts and some bad parts in each religion. We as individuals should gather the wisdom of the past but at the same time reject their ignorance and evolve as better individuals . This is how we would mature into intellectual human beings. Look around yourself and you'll find people with virtues are never required to demand respect since they automatically earn it. It is only those that are devoid of any virtues need to threaten and bully to gain respect. Needless to say that quran cannot be from God.
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Some of these are amazing.
I really want to know how old some are XD
many are dated you know :D only the potter one isnt
gotta love the all your base belongs to us one. its 11 years old. that kid knew his shit/memes :o
Age of the ones in trouble, not the slips!
cant help you there, assuming this stuff still happens in highschool, up to 18-19 years? Probably younger though, the whole 'war on teachers' fase ends around 16-17 I think.
EDIT: top one is grade 9 which is 15-16 years old according to wikipedia
Bit different in the UK (that's when we're leaving school lol), but you mean in the last couple of years is when it ends. Which, for me, would make this funnier XD
Highschool in the states is 4 years, I think most of these are during the end of middle school and the beginning of highschool. highschool is grade 9-12 and starts at around 15 years old (i think).
I dont think its at the end tbh, atleast in my case the teachers wouldnt suspend you for something like this anymore.
School differences are confusing. We start high school at the age of 11/12, and end at the age of 15/16.
And I wasn't making much sense, I meant that kids stop pissing about so much when it comes to the final two years of school.
that might be true, personally I think its more an age thing though. maybe brits are just more mature than dutchies.
We have our exams which depict what our future will be like in those final two years. You either piss about and become unemployed and pull your finger out in the hopes you'll get the grades to become something in the future.
Hence why it normally stops - we're very immature lol
I suppose being put in charge of your own shit like that speeds up the process.
Personally I feel that somewhere near 17 you stop expecting teachers to be magical robots that are supposed to keep you in line and accept that they too are people. At which point this kind of messing around usually dies(well, not really) and the teachers stop giving fucks about it unless you really go overboard. Or atleast thats what it seemed like to me.
That said in the NL highschools are divided into three tiers so all you have to do is pass, grades are largely irrelevant.(though they can help getting you into certain places that have limited spots and shitloads of applicants) So there isnt any real pressure to grow up(or to act it) over here.
I don't know when you start school but we start at 5, so you kinda realise that teachers are humans too around 14/15 anyway. You still get the odd piss about ones, but all in all it's not too bad.
Personally the World of Warcraft kid is my favourite :)
never really played it, is that the seal of command one?
The first Harry Potter book was released in 1997, 15 years ago.
yea but you dont know when it happened, it could've been anywhere between now and fifteen years ago(the suspention or w/e).
what school do they go to that has more than one recess?
most of the penmanship is a little suspect, at best. Sure looks like... student handwriting to me
Some teacher's handwriting is really neat, and other's make Doctor's handwriting look legible.
So, i am going to punch my coworker in the face tomorrow. And when I do i am going to yell hammer of justice..this shall be my new thing, random guy at bar hammer of justice, pretty girl on the side of the road hammer of justice, baby crying on the airplane hammer of justice.
Now I wish I saved some of my detention reports.
Wtf? Superman loses 10 character points for stating he is Superman?! That teachers a bitch


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NVIDIA Has Breakthrough GPU at Playstation 3 Conference
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 16, 2005 - 08:37 PM | Ryan Shrout
You can get the whole PR at the NVIDIA site.
—CULVER CITY, CA—MAY 16, 2005—NVIDIA Corporation (Nasdaq: NVDA) a worldwide leader in graphics and digital media processors, provided a first look at the power
Albatron Release AGP to PCI Express Adaptor?
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 16, 2005 - 01:40 PM | Ryan Shrout
I saw this thread in our forums this morning and tried to dig up some more info on it, but came up empty thus far. Albatron has apparently released something called the "ATOP" that allows current AGP video card users to upgrade to a PCIe motherboard without buying a new video card. Based on the photo I see on the Albatron website, this is not giong to be a universal option for AGP cards at all. The AGP video card that is shown is very
NVIDIA G70 To Show at Computex
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 12, 2005 - 07:19 AM | Ryan Shrout
It looks like NVIDIA will be showing off their next GPU technology at Computex this June. According to this report, it should be twice as fast as the 6800 series of GPUs and will be made on the 0.11 micron process. Apparently, the R520 from ATI will be on the .09 micron process.
Since the G70 is currently under non-disclosure agreement (NDA) with Nvidia, motherboard makers declined to provide more details about the product.
NVIDIA to Release 128 MB TurboCache in Q3?
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 11, 2005 - 11:01 AM | Ryan Shrout
Currently, NVIDIA only has 16, 32 and 64MB TurboCache products on the market while ATI has a 32 and a 128MB configuration in their HyperMemory products. You can see my recent review of them here. Well it looks like this summer NVIDIA might be launching a 128MB version of their TC product.
Nvidia plans to introduce a new version of its GeForce 6200 with TurboCache that includes 128MB of on-board memory for the mainstrea
Abit Launches Fatal1ty X800 XL 512 MB and SLI Boards
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 10, 2005 - 11:33 AM | Ryan Shrout
Abit announced late last night that they were releasing a Fatal1ty branded X800 XL 512 MB video card that features vGuru options. For those unfamiliar, vGuru is much like uGuru, only for video cards instead of motherboards, and allows users to overclock their video cards much more easily.
Also announced last night, were two Abit motherboards supporting SLI technology. The AN8 SLI uses the nForce4 SLI AMD Edition chipset and the NI8 SLI uses the
Tier 1 Motherboard Vendors Readying for ATI MVP
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 6, 2005 - 11:10 AM | Ryan Shrout
It looks like Gigabyte, Asus and MSI are all gearing up for ATI's upcoming multi-GPU technology by preparing motherboards based on ATI's chipset. The interesting part is that ATI will have a chipset for BOTH AMD and Intel platforms, so who will go with what is still a mystery.
Tier two motherboard companies are still considering and evaluating these chipsets but most of the companies don't want to start a conflict with Nvidia, as Nvidia might give them hard time if they start using ATI chipsets all of a sudden.
Albatron 6200 TurboCache GPU Review
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 6, 2005 - 11:07 AM | Ryan Shrout
Legit Reviews is taking a look at the Albatron 6200 TurboCache video card today. Don't expect to be very impressed with the performance though, these are the cheapest of budget cards. If you want another view, you can look at my comparison between TurboCache and ATI's HyperMemory technology posted today as well.
When I first was looking to take the socket 939 plunge the first thing I noticed was the need for a new video card.
ATI's MVP (multi video processor) Details
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 6, 2005 - 11:00 AM | Ryan Shrout
Hexus seems to be ready to "exclusively reveal details about ATi's dual-card technology" for SLI-type, multi-GPU solution. From the information here, it looks like anyone with a current ATI PCI Express graphics card will be able to use it in a dual card configuration as long as you update to a card capable of handling the "master GPU" position, presumably the R520 and up.
Nothing kinky here folks, the 'Master/Slave' reference tells you which card is in control of assembling the final image in its frame buffer.
Both NVIDIA and ATI GPUs to be Launched at Computex?
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 5, 2005 - 10:58 AM | Ryan Shrout
It looks like if this rumor is true, we'll have a pair of new GPU technologies to look at this June for the Computex show.
Though we could not get other specific information like the pricing, availability and final specifications of the GPUs, the information does seem to be rather authentic when referring to previous product launches.
Some Random Video Card Reviews
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 5, 2005 - 10:56 AM | Ryan Shrout
Here are some random video card reviews found throughout the web today.
- PCStats reviews an MSI 6600GT card
- ViperLair looks at the 6200 TurboCache card from Albatron -- expect to see my budget GPU comparison up tomorrow
- Digit Life looks at a pair of Radeon X850 XT cards
- Gamepyre reviews a 256 MB version
Windows x64 Edition Gaming
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 4, 2005 - 11:40 AM | Ryan Shrout
HardOCP has written up an article looking at the current state of gaming on the newly released 64-bit version of Windows XP. They did find that Splinter Cell refused to play in the new version of Windows...
Number 4 is the key here. The application or game itself be written to take advantage of what your 64-bit CPU has to offer. Without this, there isn't going to be any benefit in game performance on an x64 platform.
ATI's Radeon X800 XL 512 MB GPU Reviews
Subject: Graphics Cards | May 4, 2005 - 09:21 AM | Ryan Shrout
After you have looked at my review of the Radeon X800 XL 512 MB GPU from ATI, then you should have a look at what these other websits are saying about the latest video card releaes.
ATI's Multi VPU Technology to Work on Intel Chipsets
Subject: Graphics Cards | April 27, 2005 - 10:43 AM | Ryan Shrout
At least, that is what the Inquirer is saying.
We saw some Intel 955 motherboards with two PCIe graphics slots and when we asked around it turns out that you will be able to use ATI's cards in those boards. That is, when ATI officially reveals its marchitecture.
ATI Leverages Dual Core Opterons for their Server-based Products
Subject: Graphics Cards | April 21, 2005 - 11:27 AM | Ryan Shrout
Read the full release on ATI.com.
ATI Leverages Breakthrough AMD 64 Dual-Core Technology to Drive Graphics Industry Forward
— April 21, 2005 — To mark the 2nd anniversary of the AMD Opteron™ processor platform, ATI Technologies Inc., (TSX: ATY, NASDAQ:ATYT) affirms its ongoing support of AMD's (NYSE : AMD) industry-leading initiatives
NVIDIA Detonator 71.89 Driver Released
Subject: Graphics Cards | April 14, 2005 - 10:41 AM | Ryan Shrout
I got word of this last night, but NVIDIA posted a new graphics driver today, version 71.89. Get 'em if you need 'em, or just want them. Or whatever.
Release Highlights:
- Support for the GeForce 6200 with TurboCache™, NVIDIA PureVideo™, and NVIDIA SLI™
- Microsoft® DirectX® 9.0c and OpenGL® 1.5 support
- Resolved problem with overclocking not working when running GPUs in SLI mode.
A Couple X850 XT Reviews and more
Subject: Graphics Cards | April 14, 2005 - 10:34 AM | Ryan Shrout
There were quite a few of them in my inbox over the last two days:
- 3DGameMan reviews the HIS branded X850 XT PE and VIVO models
- Bjorn3D takes a look at the Sapphire model X850 XT in PCI Express format
- GamePyre looks at the VERY budget 6200 TurboCache card from NVIDIA
- Gamer's Depot looks at an
Hardware MPEG2 TV Tuner Roundup
Subject: Graphics Cards | April 13, 2005 - 04:59 PM | Ryan Shrout
Tech Report has taken a look at three MPEG2 TV Tuner cards, one from ATI, one from NVIDIA and one from Hauppauge. Take a look!
PCs ARE SLOWLY creeping into every room of the house, particularly the living room, where home-theater PCs (HTPCs) have become popular among enthusiasts seeking to integrate multiple audiovisual devices into a single system.
Some Graphics Card Reviews
Subject: Graphics Cards | April 12, 2005 - 10:08 AM | Ryan Shrout
I have a few video card reviews that were sent into me this weekend for posting, so I'll finally get them up today. Enjoy!
- Beyond3D reviews the ATI All-in-Wonder X800 XT and the Abit RX700 Pro
- HardwareZone reviews the Gigabyte branded GeForce 6600GT in SLI mode
- PCStats.com has a review of a
New Cat 5.4s are Out!
Subject: Graphics Cards | April 7, 2005 - 06:39 PM | Ryan Shrout
I saw over at HardOCP that new Catalyst 5.4 drivers are now online, so head on over and pick 'em up if you need them. Below is a partial list of fixes:
Fixed in this driver:
- 3DMark2001: A black screen is no longer displayed when launching 3DMark2001 after launching Aquamark3 when the CATALYST™ CONTROL CENTER is installed
- Pacific Fighters: Playing the game after playing any track for a short period
NVIDIA Launches a new website: SLIzone.com
Subject: Graphics Cards | April 5, 2005 - 02:50 PM | Ryan Shrout
It looks like NVIDIA is taking the community's comments about the state of SLI to heart, launching a new website to help the enthusiast find information on reviews, tutorials and more. It's the information like the list of supported games though, that will be the best information source on here, I think.
To kick off the webiste, they are having a contest to win the following prizes:
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It didn't do much for me. I liked the concept, but while there were some funny moments, the execution didn't work for me. The plot was all over the place. I get that this was one of those episodes with multiple plots, like 300 Big Boys, but this episode didn't feel as solid as that episode did. It was hard to keep up with the plot at times. I did enjoy the Fry/Leela plot the most and Amy wanting to gorge was funny. Characterization was alright, but I did think that Leela got too mad too quickly at the beginning. Finally, the way the episode returns to status-quo proves that this episode was not meant to be taken seriously. 3/5
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What a wacky little episode.
It highly reminded me of "Three Hundred Big Boys", in which various stories intertwine among the characters. The constant body-switching was a tad silly at first, and never fully caught on to be clever, but was fun nevertheless. Which, honestly, would be the perfect word to describe this episode: fun. All the side-plots weren't taken very seriously, even Fry and Leela's plot, as it culminates in what is essentially one giant (and disgusting) punchline. The jokes were also constantly batting home runs, as I recall numerous accounts of belly laughs and such, including the translator joke, Bender spitting out the diamonds, Zoidberg destroying Fry's apartment ("Yes, it's me, the Fry!"), Scruffy making out with Amy/Washbucket. All assorted craziness, that at points you couldn't help but forgive the eye-rolling and eat it up.
Not that there weren't missteps. Fry and Leela seemed like an attempt to make a somewhat serious plot that only pays off in a visual that while some may find hysterical, I felt was sort of dumb and forced. (not to mention the awkward way to introduce it at the start) Farnsworth/Bender at the circus had a good start, but kept me fairly uninterested (even if it helped spell the moral out in this twisted web). I initially wasn't crazy about them going the Prince and the Pauper route, but the bizarre way in which they pulled it off, along with the numerous gags (Bender placing the crown in the other body was a great touch) it sufficiently did right.
All together, throughout this episode I was weary, but ended up largely enjoying it. Sure, the story was a little twisty and a few plots could've been cut for their own good, but fuck... it was a lot of fun and made me laugh. And who can't get a chuckle out of Zoidberg making friends with a robotic washbucket? Better than Cubert.
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God, this episode was great. Just awe-inspiringly fantastic.
To begin with, the jokes were fantastic. The initial premise of the episode allowed for a lot of fun to be had, and they definitely capitalized on the humor potential. The jokes don't even have to be that inspired, since the delivery of the line helps out so much. The mismatched voice/acting really made this thing fun. I especially liked Bender as the Emperor, the wash bucket as Amy, Fry as Zoidberg, and Zoidberg as Fry. Considering how tiresome I find Zoidberg's humor sometimes, that's a huge compliment to the episode. I feel like this was one of the funniest Futurama episodes ever... That's how good it was.
I mean, this was an episode that had Zoidberg and Farnsworth making out on a table in Elzar's restaurant. And Amy declaring her love to Scruffy (a perfect scene, btw). Ridiculous.
And on top of that, they managed to do the "ensemble plot" correctly. They did this concept once before in One Hundred Big Boys, but I feel like that episode didn't come together well enough as a whole. This episode did a great job of tying the different motivations together, but manage to not make it too cumbersome... It was almost separated into subplots. There was the Bender/Emperor/Professor/Wash Bucket story, and there was the Fry/Leela/Zoidberg one, with Amy/Hermes subbing between the two. They threw just enough at us to keep us on the edge of our seats, but not flying off of them.
One of my favorite plot points was the callback to the miniature clown robots. It was really concise writing, that. Those throwaway jokes sometimes come in handy.
I really enjoyed the progression of how badly they messed up the system. When Amy and Farnsworth switched the first time, I thought, "Well, all they need is a third person to substitute in." I thought I had the episode figured out when that's exactly what they did, but was really surprised when they pointed out that it wouldn't work. The episode kinda tricked me into the wrong answer. I liked that they immediately started throwing other people into the mix, so I could just go along for the ride and not think about the proper way to get everything back. The episode would've slowed down a bit if the characters were constantly so focused on the solution during the episode. The writers made a wise decision by throwing all the characters in the air and letting it sort itself out later. You knew that they were going to do some sort of "puzzle solution" scene at the end, so I was looking forward to seeing it.
The only minor nitpick I would have with the episode is that some of the excuses to switch bodies seemed overly convenient and arbitrary sometimes. But, frankly, I was having such a good time watching the episode, it didn't bother me too much.
Futurama is on the decline? Pfft. 5/5.
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Another excellent episode. They're really knocking them out of the park at the moment - as far as I'm concerned, the show's been on high form since "Proposition Infinity." No other show on TV even comes close to making me laugh as much as Futurama does right now. This episode exists just to make you laugh at the sheer insanity of it, and it was all the better for it. So many great moments here, too many to name, but the Scruffy/Washbucket romance was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. Just the sheer spontaneity of it, if anything. Every character was utilized perfectly, and seeing them speak in other voices never got old (I particularly got a kick out of Farnsworth for some reason.) I literally can't think of a bad thing to say about this one, so it gets a 5/5. Any doubts about Futurama's revival should certainly be laid to rest now.
Instant classic. 5/5. Anyone who disagrees deserves a perma-IP ban.
As soon as I saw Ken Keeler's name pop up, I got really excited. And was expecting greatness, but thinking that it might not come, that I might be expecting too much.
... And then the entire episode was amazing.
Nothing to go on about in-depth here. The episode was just Futurama: Insane, wacky fun with a sci-fi trope or two. The jokes all hit, the subplots meshed together brilliantly, the characters were well-used, the pacing was spot-on, and it was just meant to make you laugh. The Bertha robot moral was a little too tacked on for me, but it really only felt applicable to Farnsworth, anyway; pretty much everyone else was switching bodies for petty reasons, which just added to the humour. This wasn't meant to be deep or introspective or anything, just body-switching silliness.
Definitely amongst the funniest Futurama episodes. Just so brilliant and crazy. Futurama at its finest.
The first great episode of Futurama's new run, IMO. This was totally the fun sort of Futurama I love. A simple little sci-fi plot device used to its fullest comedic potential, with every character getting good moments in. Definitely had a bit of a "Three Hundred Big Boys" feel, but I like that episode and found this one to be similar, but even better (and fewer stories that petered out and jokes that fell flat). It wasn't a favorite of all-time for me, but definitely had a total feel of older episodes and the Futurama spirit I love, so I'm giving it 5/5.
Much better than expected. It seemed for a moment like they were running out of time to resolve the story, which would've made it feel like another "should've been a two-parter" story. But it wrapped up nicely enough that that was not a concern.
hilarious, maybe most hilarious of the season? although like ryan o i thought the fry-leela plot was pretty forced. also nikolai's character never rose above the level of "plot device" to me. when he first appeared i thought he was a cleaned up version of the eurotrash robot from the beginning of the honking
the amy-scruffy scene was the best... i admire how the writers only use him sparingly, just the occasional line every couple of episodes. in contrast to, like, ralph wiggum or the crazy cat lady or something
Unlike the dreadful "Three Hundred Big Boys," this episode told a bunch of stories at once while still making the most of the show's setting and characters, as well as forming a much more cohesive whole. Not to mention, it was hilarious. Much like certain other episodes, like "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles," it provided one unifying theme and insane sci-fi premise that ties the whole episods together, and then sees what happens to all the characters individually as a result of such a circumstance. The Fry/Leela storyline was quite gross but funny, and there was some great comic joy in doing simple things like having Zoidberg try to act like Fry. And even with all the weird stuff going on, it felt connected together and much that occurred in the smaller stories still felt important to the whole. Not an all-time classic, probably, but still a winning episode.
Oh my god that was the funniest episode of Futurama I've ever seen. It's like Three Hundred Big Boys made sweet, tender love to The Farnsworth Parabox and this was their offspring. Just perfect in every way, a joke a minute (all of which hit) with a little character development thrown in for good measure. Perfectly plotted so that no moment went to waste. And the scene where Amy/Washbucket professes her love for Scruffy? Oh my god.
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5/5, but I accidentally voted 4.
pretty great episode. the zoidberg/ professor stuff, scruffy and the washbucket, zoidberg destroying the apartment in like 5 second flat... all so great. the way a few things were introduced was a little forced such as Leela getting that angry for what seemed like no reason and the emperor's wife cheating on him and trying to kill him was also a little too easy and kind of cliche'. Even with the flaws, I loved it. 4.5/5
hey wait, Zoidberg's species dies if they have sex!
so what really happened in that room
or is it just if they ejaculate. so like. ...
okay someone else take over working around the continuity on this because I really don't want to type some of this out
What if the Professor/Leela gave it to him? It would be the ultimate proof that Fry/Zoidberg was okay with it, no?
yeah that's what I was thinking
still wondering if Fry/Zoidberg got any relief then. or if it was even needed in Zoidberg's body
... man. these are the questions
Fry was faking it. truth be told, if you look at the character clues, he's frigid.
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I'm changing my vote to a 3 based on this continuity error
they only die when they have sex in that particular mating ceremony at the beach. and only with other zoidbergs/ lobster monster things. there.
Almost a 5/5, the opening felt a little slow, but once it got going it was a well crafted series of subplots, jokes and the nastiest things TV should never have broadcasted (eugh).
Pretty fun little episode. Not a whole lot of great jokes, but there was nothing that bugged me about it.
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This episode reminded me more of Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles than 300 Big Boys, probably because of the level of success it achieved in using the whole cast with a distinctively sci-fi plot. After several episodes being a little light on the humor this season, Benda goes all-out with its concept and delivers perhaps the funniest show since Leela's Hurdles.
The aspects that made it all come together weren't just the bizarre, occasionally disgusting scenarios (although they certainly contributed). It was in the surprisingly amusing animation, where we get to see character A physically act and emote like character B (C, D, etc). There's something inherently funny and silly about Amy hunching over like the professor, and it's interesting to see certain character's "usual" expressions in other members of the cast. Case in point--we get to see Farnsworth's "eyes" (in a way) show distinct emotion as he speaks, leading to a pretty fresh feel. Zoidberg in Fry's body was similarly great, with his uncomfortable, blank stare, scuttling, claw-fingers and all-around awkwardness.
Also, hearing a bikini-clad Amy talk like Bender and chomp a cigar is just great.
The story was pretty mind-bending in a way that only Futurama can be, and like The Late Philip J. Fry, was another episode that kept me thinking about it's strange concepts (and puzzle, in this case), long after the show was over. And I really enjoy big ensemble pieces like this where everyone plays a part in the story. The reasons for switching bodies, though flimsy, were fun enough to work (and more believable when you get the impression that everyone switching believes that they can easily get their own body back), and it led to some decent surface-level exploration of some of the characters' lesser-known idiosyncrasies (when was the last time we got a reference to Fat Amy, or Leela being self-conscious about her eye?).
Amy's plot to get back in her body, Zoidberg's befriending of "Bender" ("It's me! The Fry!"), Farnsworth's circus escapade, Bender's elaborate heist, Fry and Leela's horrifying subplot (which is sort of sweet once you get past the gag reflex), Hermes connecting with Amy, and of course, Scruffy and the Bucket's torrid affair were all hilarious, well-done, and just a lot of fun. And it's quite a dilemma--even when it handles a gag-driven just-for-laughs show, Futurama still has a brain.
I double-checked the body switching too, just to see if it worked out. Spoilered for easy skipping:
Zoidberg goes to Fry, then to Sweet Clyde, then to Zoidberg.
Fry goes to Zoidberg, then to Bubblegum, then to Fry.
Leela goes to Farnsworth, then to Sweet Clyde, then to Leela.
Nikolai goes to the Bucket, then to Bubblegum, then to Nikolai.
Farnsworth goes to Amy, then to Bender, then to Bubblegum, then to Farnsworth.
Amy goes to Farnsworth, then to Leela, then to Hermes, then to Sweet Clyde, then to Amy.
The Bucket goes to Amy, then to Sweet Clyde, and back to the Bucket at the end.
Sweet Clyde, used as a vessel, first has Zoidberg's mind, then Bubblegum's, then Leela's, then Hermes', then he gives Hermes his own mind back and takes the one in Hermes, which is Amy. Switching minds with Amy's body, he then gets the Bucket's mind. Then he switches with the Bucket at the end when they have each others' minds.
Bubblegum Tate goes to Zoidberg, then the Sweet Clyde, then to Farnsworth, then back to his own mind.
Oddly, the characters keep their stock expressions throughout the mind switching, no matter what mind they have.
So yeah, great episode and JUST below Late Fry as the top-runner of the seasons for me (and that's high praise). If we can get a couple episodes as clever as those two per season, I'll be one happy fan.
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This was a lot of mildly amusing shit that didn't amount to anything imo. 2/5
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I juste remembered ZoidFry in the apartment and laughed, that's what good Futurama does.
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Hehe well that whole aspect doesn't have much continuity anyway. Example: Uncle Zoid and references to Zoidberg's mother.
Anyway, I found this to be an amusing episode. I was interested in the plot, and what would happen. I actually loved the random reasons they switched bodies. I mean, come on, if that option is out there and I believed I could switch right back, it does sound like something somebody would want to do.
One nitpick, Leela referencing Nicolas Cage. Come on, we're supposed to be 1000 years in the future here...
A high 4/5 from me.
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Vital Lincoln Members Man of The Match V Gateshead F.C.
12 Dec » Vital FootballAll the stats from Lincoln City (0) vs (1) Gateshead F.C., Sincil Bank, 10/12/13 Att: 1411
11 Dec » Vital FootballAdmission Prices + Stadium Address
11 Dec » Vital FootballThe boos could be heard around the city as the final whistle blew at full time at Sincil Bank
11 Dec » Vital FootballLincoln City have extended Chris Sharp's loan deal from Conference Premier Hereford rivals into a second month.
11 Dec » BBC SportJosh Walker nets the winner as 10-man Gateshead beat Lincoln to secure their third straight Conference Premier victory.
10 Dec » BBC SportNot going to Sincil Bank tonight? Remember to join us on Vital Lincoln for LIVE updates!
10 Dec » Vital FootballWe take a look at the current form of both sides and also past meetings between the two
10 Dec » Vital FootballIt seems to have been a fair while coming, but Lincoln City have finally got a league game!
09 Dec » Vital Football