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Candidiasis (Thrush)The Bottom Line Candidiasis is a very common yeast (fungal) infection. The fungus normally lives in the body. It cannot be eliminated. The best way to avoid an outbreak of candidiasis is to strengthen your immune system by taking antiretroviral medications (ARVs). Most candida infections are easily treated with local therapies. In people with weakened immune systems, these infections become more persistent. Systemic anti-fungal drugs can be...
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Coating in mouth thrush?I am a male 25 years of age and have a question. About 3 months ago I developed a rash inner thigh next to groin. I perhaps jumped the gun and went out and got tested for EVERY STD! including HIV. My last exposure was 3 months prior and was...Response from Bruce Dezube, M.D.
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Although I can't necessarily comment about the coating in your mouth without seeing it, what I can say is that thrush (an oral yeast infection) is quite uncommon in healthy folks unless something else is going on. I see it frequently in my...
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Thrush and oral sexcan a male get yeast infections in his mouth from getting oral sex from a woman?????...Response from Rick Sowadsky, M.P.H.
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Thank you for your question. A yeast infection in the mouth (also known as thrush) is not normally acquired through receiving oral sex, nor giving someone oral sex. Thrush can be caused by several different causes including (but not limited to) a...
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lesbians and the connection between oral and vaginal thrushI am a female who has been married to a male for a number of years. Two weeks ago I started a relationship with another woman. We had a very passionate w'end together which involved a lot of oral sex. My girlfriend ended up with vaginal...Response from Ryan M. Kull, C.S.W
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Thrush (oral candidiasis) is not common in healthy adults. Someone who is not immune compromised is unlikely to experience thrush. Candida, the fungus that causes candidiasis, normally exists in a person's mouth but is kept under control by...
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My oral thrush won't go awayhello i am a 29 HIV+ male i've been on meds for 3 years (duovir and effavir) my CD4 levels are 421 and undetectable viral load (january 2009) 2 weeks ago i had an oral thrush. i tried treating it with fluconazol 300mg bi-weekly but it...Response from Benjamin Young, M.D., Ph.D.
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Hello and thank you for your post about thrush.My comments are as follows:Are you sure that you have thrush? Has your doctor taken a sample of your tongue for analysis? (This isn't usually done, but in cases of uncertainty, would be...
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I had a very risky exposure in the beginning of Oct. '07. Had unprotected vaginal sex with male of unknown status. Had the flu-like symptoms after 3wks and now I have burning in my throat and vagina. I tested at 40 dys (5 1/2 wks) and the rapid HIV...
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Hello, Im a 34 year old hetrosexual male who had safe sex (or I thought it was safe) with a promiscuous woman (yeah I know a prostitute). After an incredible 1 minute in her, I took my condom out in everything seemed fine. It wasnt broken so I suspec... Read more » male to male oral
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Friday, June 01, 2012NL Waiver Wire: Week 8Scott Hairston | Mets | OF | 1 percent Yahoo ownership | 0.2 percent ESPN ownership YTD: .274 / .317 / .558 Oliver ROS: .251 / .314 / .437 Lefty-mashing Hairston is back to his old ways after two straight off years in which he posted a combined .217 average in only 427 at-bats. Now, he's drawing starts against lefties in Flushing, and has an OPS of 1.042 against them, as well as five long balls in just 59 at-bats. While he won't find 600 at-bats against lefties, for illustration's sake, his extrapolated total of 600 at-bats is an impressive 51. Even in the dog days of Hairston's career, which we're loosely defining as 2009-2011, he compiled a .272/.332/.444 triple-slash against southpaws, and his record of power and brawn against the often-deceptive lefty will assure him more playing time even when Jason Bay returns from injury. He's certainly worth adding in daily leagues, and if you platoon him with a righty-killer/lefty-niller like Will Venable, the combination will be a five-category stud of sorts. If the Mets can do it, so can you. Recommendation: Worthy of adding in NL-only leagues and deeper mixed formats. Todd Frazier | Reds | 3B | 4 percent Yahoo ownership | 2 percent ESPN ownership YTD: .268 / .318 / .598 Oliver ROS: .247 / .307 / .452 I recommended Frazier in this space last week, and he promptly went 6-for-18 over the next week with a homer, six runs batted in, and three runs scored. I'm just making sure you listened—if he's still out there, he's a more than respectable fill-in while Scott Rolen's out, and may, dare I say, take over for the old man if and when he returns. Over the last 15 days, Frazier's been a top 15 third baseman, and while his average may dip, his power should boom even more in the hotbox that is Great American Ballpark, which has the highest home-run factor by a wide margin in 2012. To that point: The difference between Great American and Chase Field, the park with the second highest home run factor, is nearly equal to the park factor of PETCO Park. Frazier's worth owning in all leagues, so grab him before you no longer have the luxury to. Recommendation: Worthy of adding in all leagues. Alex Castellanos | Dodgers | OF/3B | Not available in Yahoo leagues | 0.0 percent ESPN ownership YTD: .379 / .476 / .759 (Triple-A) Oliver ROS: No projections. How about this for a find? Castellanos, who was called up when Matt Kemp hit the disabled list again yesterday, has been an offensive force in the minors for several years now. He hit .317 in his time with the Cardinals in his 2011 Double-A campaign and continued the mashing with the Dodgers late last year, when he hit .322 in 33 games with Chattanooga. He throws in quite a bit of power and suspect stolen bases (in that he's very inefficient on the base paths)—so, in other words, he has the chance to develop into quite the fantasy asset. His Triple-A major league equivalent is good enough to turn heads—Oliver has him at a .313/.407/.592 triple-slash with six steals and three dingers. While the Dodgers' No. 19 prospect coming into this season probably won't find so much success due to his high strikeout totals, he's worth a speculative add because of the playing time vacuum in Los Angeles. Recommendation: Worthy of a speculative add in deeper NL-only formats. Nathan Eovaldi| Dodgers | SP | 2 percent Yahoo ownership | 0.8 percent ESPN ownership YTD: 2.57 ERA / 0.71 WHIP / 5.1 K/9 (one start) Oliver ROS: 4.51 ERA / 1.50 WHIP / 5.7 K/9 Eovaldi has the chance to be average while filling in for Ted Lilly, and average is all you can hope for in the shallow and bleak landscape of NL pitching. Eovaldi put up back-to-back solid showings in Double-A and a respectable (3.63 ERA, 1.38 WHIP) 35 innings at the major league level last year. He's been predictably better at Dodger Stadium than elsewhere in his brief major league career—his FIP is almost exactly a point lower at home than on the road. He'll be, at the very least, a respectable spot-starter at home, and could be worth starting consistently over the next few weeks. Recommendation: Worthy of an add in most NL-only leagues. Andrelton Simmons | Braves | SS | 2 percent Yahoo ownership | 0.8 percent ESPN ownership YTD: .292 / .372 / .421 (Double-A) Oliver ROS: .268 / .301 / .358 Simmons, Tyler Pastornicky's replacement, is a defense-first, Gold Glove-caliber shortstop who can slap the ball around and run a little bit. So Simmons is likely not the kind of prospect who's likely worth sticking around for during the growing pains that'll surely come from a Double-A to major league jump. That said, the projections systems like him for a respectable batting average in the .270 to .280 range with inefficient stolen bases sprinkled on. You could do worse with a middle infield option off the waiver wire; plus, if you grab him, it'll give you an excuse to watch what is considered excellent, excellent defense (to wit: Oliver has him at anywhere between 22.2 and 23.7 runs saved over the next five years). Recommendation: Worthy of an add in deeper NL-only leagues. Michael Fiers | Brewers | SP | 0 percent Yahoo ownership | 0.2 percent ESPN ownership YTD: 4.42 ERA / 1.22 WHIP / 8.0 K/9 (Double-A) Oliver ROS: 4.47 ERA / 1.28 WHIP / 7.1 K/9 Marco Estrada started the Fier when he landed on the 15-day disabled list, and Anonymous Mike got the call with Wily Peralta imploding at Triple-A Nashville. The Brewers 12th rated prospect by Baseball America after the 2011 season (and rated as having the best control in the organization), Fiers entered the year as a slow-rising, fairly old prospect who had one excellent year under his belt: 2011, of course. He started 18 games between Double-A and Triple-A, winning eight, saving another six, and striking out 99 in 93 innings. He got a cup of coffee on the big club in September on the heels of his impressive Triple-A campaign, and though some of the success faded in 2012—his strikeout rate dipped a bit and his home run rate spiked—he should limit base runners fairly well in Milwaukee and may survive on his anonymity and increased deceptiveness in what seems destined to be a short stint. He's worth checking out for a few spot starts, though. Recommendation: Worth adding for a couple of spot starts. Posted by Nick Fleder at 4:47am (3) Comments The daily grind 6-1The Daily Grind provides daily match-up advice based on my every-morning waiver wire search. I welcome advice to help make this column more effective. Ownership rates are from Yahoo! Today's grindIf Felipe Paulino is still available in your league, he has an exploitable match-up against the A's today. His ownership shot up six points since yesterday to 28 percent. Wade Miley has a solid match-up against the Padres if he can avoid the broadside of Carlos Quentin's bat. Speaking of Quentin, he's still only 51 percent owned. I found him in one league this morning, so I'd hazard to guess that a few of you will have a shot at him. Andruw Jones gets his usual lefty action today. Buy on Indians against Carl Pavano. Michael Brantley looks like he's available in most leagues. Greg Dobbs should start against Kyle Kendrick. Tomorrow's grindI'd recommend R.A. Dickey, but he's over 70 percent owned at the moment. Nobody else is really usable. The A's are starting TBA, which might turn out to be someone useful. It's going to be a Rajai Davis day tomorrow. Seth Smith against Luke Hochevar smells tasty. Carlos Gomez will see more action, although the match-up with Erik Bedard isn't the best. Reliever watchIt looks like Scott Downs and Ernesto Frieri might share the closer role. That means go with the righty Frieri for now. 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By AntonCaptainSeagull. Wednesday, May 30, 2012 5:38:53 PM
We look at these games through rose colored glasses, probably this is what makes up the majority of why we need to revisit games like Super Metroid or Battletoads. I think for most of our readers it's a safe bet that this golden age of gaming was taking place all the while most of us were having our tenth birthday, give or take five to six years. None of us had jobs, at least not real jobs, those of us looking into our futures may have taken a job at Taco Bell at sixteen just to save up for the Gameboy Color that would be launching soon. Having parents/grandparents/other legal guardians to pay all of our living expenses we had nothing but time, friends, and games. It was great when one of us had a basement for gaming, and parents that didn't care if sleep-overs lasted four to five days in the middle of summer. For nine hours at a time we would just burn through Kanto all together, synchronizing decisions like Hitmonlee or Hitmonchan, who was going to get the Dome Fossil, which of us would have Jolteon, Flareon, or Vaporeon. There would be full one hour battles in Smash Bros 64 just to see who really was the best, Bomber-manning each other all night was the name of the game, and it didn't get old – it just got too noisy for the parents upstairs trying to sleep.
During these days we had our closest bonds to gaming, because we weren't tied to anything else, how many of you would hear the bicycle music continue playing after the batteries died? It wasn't even faint, it was as if the music kept playing right? We had the opportunities to play until we either fell asleep or the game ran out of juice. Today we have to fit campaigns in-between work, viral job-seeking strategies, and taking on missions like driving your sister to the hospital to deliver your nephew to the world. Our lives are filled with adulthood now, and we are grasping for anything that makes us feel as carefree as these old days. Hot Topic loves selling the past to us through trendy T shirts, wallets, and buckles. But nothing does the trick like blowing the dust out of a cartridge... it's like foreplay for video-gaming, you anticipate finding out the Donkey Kong was kidnapped, you can already hear Flying Battery Zone music, you've already envisioned exactly how you will win the DK Jungle course with that cheap-ass trick you've perfected, the one you wait until the last lap to preform so no one can recover from it fast enough. You haven't even inserted the cartridge yet and your palms are sweaty, we are BACK to where we belong.
It would be great if Sigmund Freud could tell us that as gamers we all want to marry our first consoles, because basically that's it isn't it? Super Mario Galaxy and Donkey Kong Country Returns are probably the very best examples of current games NOT loosing the magic they had, these games are two of only a handful of games that "never lost it", we don't complain about them because they are perfect, they brought everything that was perfect about the originals, and somehow updated everything without breaking a damn thing. But, we still get that "itch" don't we? That "call to arms" to boot up Super Mario World and murder Bowser again, and Launch Octopus isn't just going to defeat himself now is he? Well, OK you have a point, his ass has been grass about 200 times already, but that wont stop you from 201 will it? The point is this, those games tie us to the greatest times in a gamers life.
But rose colored glasses can't be the entire reason can it? Sonic is absolutely the best example of how current games "lost it". We love Sonic, he's got the looks, he's got the history, and that's all he has now. He lost the music, he lost the speed (I mean really Bowser competing with him in the hurdles and winning?), he lost his bad-assery too, why in the world is Sonic hanging out with Flo selling auto-insurance? Why the hell is Sonic in a race car that looks like his head?! He can run faster than that car! I watched him run so fast he ran through the fabric of time in a comic book once! His decline started with Dreamcast, we like Sonic Adventure 1 & 2, but there were things madly busted about them, and after that the series iconically rolled itself into a ball and started a downhill descent it has yet to recover from. We get pumped, we get really pumped, and then we notice the were-hog in the room, the game's gonna suck. But none of this sours what we really know about Sonic does it? When he defeated Robotnik those first three (four) times, it was honestly epic, the entire game was epic, no matter how many times we drowned looking for bubbles to breath. Obviously something happened to the games these days, for Sonic he tried to keep up with the times in the real world, something games shouldn't try to do, they become dated like 80's action movies. Sonic was all R&B music for a while, then pretty bland basic rock, and probably Will.I.Am will make his next appearance in whatever else Sonic has going for him post E3 2012.
There's also a very small, but very beautiful collection of young gamers out there (like John: pictured) these days who honestly love playing "the classics" as my 13 year old cousin calls them. He frickin' LOVES Super Mario Brothers 3, Super Mario World, Mortal Kombats 1 and 2, Clayfighters, DKC 1- 3, Sonic 1-3. He isn't a guy trying to make a statement either, he's not trying to be the unique guy at school because he rocks Pokemon Gold, he's rockin' Pokemon Gold because he wants to PLAY Pokemon Gold. How many tween girls have you seen running around with Pikachu shirts? This is probably the only Pokemon they know, it's fashionable to them to have retro cartoons on their shirts. But these youngsters who's first Mario Game is Galaxy, get turned on to Mario's perfected style, are interested in more Mario, and rather than just wait for the next one, they go backwards, or start at the beginning and work their way up to now, THIS is the proof that there is something different in "The Classics", he wasn't around when they were selling rose-colored glasses, he doesn't own a pair. He knows Sonic used to be fun. When he wants a "new" "classic" to play he comes to me, he wants to get in on the Goldeneye battles, and "Perfect the Dark" too. Some new games, I mean entirely new, 'brand new franchise new' somehow capture the "essence" of the classics, for some mystical reason No More Heroes immediately has this timeless aura to it, it feels like we've played it since childhood, even though everything is new, there is always this desire to relive Travis' rise to #1 assassin again and again, he just feels "old school". So there really is something that exists that hasn't actually vanished with time, it's there, but for some reason it's not being used...
Damn it, what is it? What is it that made these older games so much better? Why are they timeless? Readers, I'm begging you to write in the comments section, what you believe the older games had that most newer games don't have. Is it something that we can't define? Like love, is it just something you have to feel to understand?


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P.L. 111-322, The Continuing Appropriations and Surface Transportation Extensions Act, 2011
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Making appropriations for military construction, the Department of Veterans Affairs, and related agencies for the fiscal year ending September 30, 2010.
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Military Construction and Veterans Affairs Appropriations Act, 2010 - Title I: Department of Defense - Appropriates funds for FY2010 for the Department of Defense (DOD) for: (1) military construction for the Army, Navy and Marine Corps, and Air Force (military departments), DOD, the Army and Air National Guard, and the Army, Navy, and Air Force reserves; (2) the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) Security Investment Program; (3) family housing construction and related operation and maintenance for the military departments and DOD; (4) the Department of Defense Family Housing Improvement Fund; (5) the Homeowners Assistance Fund; (6) chemical demilitarization construction; and (7) the Department of Defense Base Closure Accounts of 1990 and 2005.
Specifies restrictions and authorizations regarding the use of funds appropriated in this title and in other military construction appropriations Acts.
(Sec. 112) Directs the Secretary of Defense to notify the appropriate congressional committees 30 days in advance of the plans and scope of any proposed military exercise involving U.S. personnel if construction costs are anticipated to exceed $100,000.
(Sec. 119) Requires the Secretary of the military department concerned, at least 60 days prior to issuing any solicitation for a contract with the private sector for military family housing, to notify the appropriations committees of any guarantees (including the making of mortgage or rental payments) proposed to be made to the private party in the event of: (1) the closure or realignment of the installation for which the housing is provided; (2) a reduction in force of units stationed at such installation; or (3) the extended deployment overseas of units stationed at such installation.
(Sec. 120) Authorizes the transfer of DOD funds for expenses associated with the Homeowners Assistance Program under the Metropolitan Demonstration Cities and Metropolitan Development Act of 1966.
(Sec. 123) Places specified restrictions and limitations on the obligation or expenditure of funds made available in this title or in any other military construction appropriations Act to carry out a military construction, land acquisition, or family housing project at or for a military installation approved for closure, or for supporting a function that has been approved for realignment to another installation, in 2005 under the Defense Base Closure and Realignment Act of 1990.
(Sec. 124) Provides for the transfer of lapsed unobligated military construction and family housing funds into the Foreign Currency Fluctuations, Defense account.
(Sec. 125) Prohibits this Act's funds from being used for any action that relates to or promotes the expansion of the boundaries or size of the Pinon Canyon Maneuver Site, Colorado.
Title II: Department of Veterans Affairs - Authorizes appropriations for the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) for: (1) the Veterans Benefits Administration; (2) readjustment benefits; (3) veterans insurance and indemnities; (4) the Veterans Housing Benefit Program Fund; (5) the Vocational Rehabilitation Loans Program; (6) the Native American Veteran Housing Loan Program; (7) guaranteed transitional housing loans for homeless veterans; (8) the Veterans Health Administration (including for medical and prosthetic research and information technology systems); (9) the National Cemetery Administration; (10) the Office of the Inspector General; (11) construction for major and minor projects; and (12) grants for the construction of state extended care facilities and veterans cemeteries.
Specifies restrictions and authorizations regarding the use of funds appropriated in this title.
(Sec. 210) Makes funds from this title available to reimburse expenses of the Office of Resolution Management and the Office of Employment Discrimination Complaint Adjudication, within specified limits.
(Sec. 216) Directs the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to allow veterans eligible under existing VA medical care requirements and who reside in Alaska to obtain medical services from facilities supported by the Indian Health Service or tribal organizations.
(Sec. 218) Prohibits the VA from using funds available in this or any other Act to replace the current system by which the Veterans Integrated Service Networks select and contract for diabetes monitoring supplies and equipment.
(Sec. 220) Directs the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to report quarterly to the appropriations committees on the financial status of the Veterans Health Administration.
Title III: Related Agencies - Appropriates funds for: (1) the American Battle Monuments Commission; (2) the U.S. Court of Appeals for Veterans Claims; (3) cemeterial expenses; and (4) the Armed Forces Retirement Home.
Title IV: General Provisions - Specifies restrictions and authorities regarding the use of funds appropriated in this Act.
(Sec. 408) Prohibits this Act's funds from being used for: (1) a project or program named for an individual serving as a Member, Delegate,or Resident Commissioner of the U.S. Congress; or (2) the processing of new enhanced use leases in the three original National Homes for Disabled Volunteer Soldiers established before 1868.
(Sec. 409) Requires the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to report to Congress on the current and planned use of hyperbaric oxygen therapy in VA medical facilities.
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December 13, 2010, 10:49am (report abuse)What is the status of this bill? I thought we are now in a CR continuing the FY10 levels?
December 14, 2010, 11:38am (report abuse)As I understand this bill, it is termed a "continuing resolution" to fund the USG until a formal budget is passed. Because this is a "must pass" bill or the government has to shut down, the special interests found this bill ideal to include self-serving special provisions, pork and "riders". In particular I strongly object to Section 2727 which amends a 76 year old federal act and overturns a 2009 US Supreme Court decision. Regardless whether you agree with the purpose for Section 2727 or not, I hope everyone (except the special interests that support this Section) would agree that legislation this significant deserves an open debate and legal review and therefore should be a "stand-alone" bill and follow regular order. Until Section 2727 is removed I urge Congress to vote NO on this bill. Let's send a message to Congress that we're tired of business as usual and we oppose slipping special interest "riders" into must-pass bills late in a lame-duck session of Congress! .
December 15, 2010, 9:21pm (report abuse)I guess this past election went on deaf ears to the democrats and those republicans that are willing to suuport this bill. What will it take for you politicians that make promises on top of promises. I really don't know how you can sleep at night when all you do is to continue to LIE,LIE,LIE. All I heard was get rid of the earmarks. Maybe you think the voters who put you in office are really stupid. Shame on all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 16, 2010, 10:59am (report abuse)A simple solution to the Earmark problem Nationally would be to hold elections and ratify the results the final two weeks in December with all elected members being seated on January 1st following the election. Concurrently, changes to the authority governing sessions, duties, etc, should prohibit Congress from taking a recess in excess of three days so long as there are unresolved regular appropriation bills or continuing appropriations for funding federal agencies whose regular appropriations bills have not been enacted. In other words, make them work 2080 hours per year, earn their salaries, do what they were elected for and stop the government paid vacation most are embarked upon.
December 16, 2010, 1:53pm (report abuse)Is that 29K per family that pays taxes or that's legal or that resides in the US?
Jim Brown
December 16, 2010, 2:47pm (report abuse)MY PROPOSAL TO STOP THIS CRAP:
A simple solution to the problem Nationally would be to hold elections and ratify the results the final two weeks in December with all elected members being seated on January 1st following the election. Concurrently, changes to the authority governing sessions, duties, etc, should prohibit Congress from taking a recess in excess of three days so long as there are unresolved regular appropriation bills or continuing appropriations for funding federal agencies whose regular appropriations bills have not been enacted. In other words, make them work 2080 hours per year, earn their salaries, do what they were elected for and stop the government paid vacation most are embarked upon.
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December 17, 2010, 4:50pm (report abuse)Why should defense money be spent on housing? Hardworking americans buy houses. I am not in default on my house. I won't get any help from this bill, but I have to help pay for it. This is wrong.
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Maybe we should make a "what's the dumbest shit you've whacked off to?" thread.
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haha these are pretty good. i feel like i may have told this, but im going for it anyway.
unfortunately this happened when i was 21 or 22 and not in grade school. this has a pretty big back story, so i apologize in advance.
one of my old roommates got pretty nuts when he drank(reference, i saw him walk barefoot through fire out of spite because some guy claimed it then backed down. he also was in a coma for months after getting hit by a car whilst walking home wasted) anyway, i get home from work at about 8pm on friday and him and my other roommate are noticeably wasted already. i look on the table and they had polished off most of a 60 of whiskey, mystery solved. i joined them drinking and we were getting rowdy for no real reason, i remember we broke a few chairs that night. me and nick(the non fire walking roommate) were having a smoke outside our door about to head to a friends party. our other roommate comes pushing past us with his bike saying hes going to the theater to meet his girlfriend. the guy can barely walk, let alone bike, so were telling him he's going to get hit by a car and he should take a cab or walk. he refuses, and starts pushing his bike into all of these people outside of the bar we lived above and bikes away.
several hours later were at the party and nick gets a call from him saying that he was hit by a car. he has kind of a dark sense of humor was extremely nonchalant about the whole thing, so we werent entirely sure if he was fucking with us or not. when i get home hes on the couch watching tv and drinking, he looked fine so i figured he was fucking us. i say whats up to him and he turns to me and the whole left side of his face is fucked. i offered to bandage it up and he refuses, but he was pretty out of it so i did it anyway.
the next day im extremely hungover by myself at home, sort of getting back to life. decide to watch some pr0ns in my room and try to beat out the remaining hangover. we always had lots of people coming and going and living above a bar had made me ignore usual noises that you would investigate in your house. im going at it when i hear footsteps in the living room, but figure its one of my roommates. 2 seconds later my door flings open and its my roommates dad demanding to know where his son is. i guess he somehow heard about the accident. i cant remember if i answered his question or if he just fled, the whole thing happened quick though. it was embarrassing, but even at the time i kinda appreciated how ridiculous and funny it was. dude should have knocked
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This is, without a doubt, the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me:
When I was 18 I was living in Berlin and western Europe just happened to be having one of the hottest summers on record. It was an absolutely gorgeous day so I decided I would take a book and a blanket to Tiergarten (Berlin's central/main park). Now I must mention that I was living there without a job and because money was tight I didn't own a subway pass. So it was about a half hour walk through some pretty heavy Turkish neighborhoods to get to Tiergarten. On my way I decided to stop at a grocery store and pick up some beer. The grocery store had signs near the entrance of specials they were having that day and, because it was so hot, ice cream bars were all on special. So I bought some beer and ice cream and proceeded on my way to the park. I got to the park, settled on a nice place in the sun and began to read my book while drinking my beer and eating ice cream. After about 45 minutes, I had finished my ice cream and I had drank about 4 beers. Soon i notice that I'm farting the most rancid smelling farts. I dont think much of it and continue to read. But the rancid and ungodly smelling farts persist. Still i think nothing of it. I start to feel a really big fart coming. I go to let it out and instantly realize it isn't a fart but explosive diarea. The beer and ice cream had ample time to churn together in my stomach to create this explosive diarea (yes, I know now not to ever mix alcohol and dairy). I am nowhere near a bathroom, not even close. I quickly pack my things up into my bag as I feel I probably only have a minute to find some place to release my bowels. I start awkwardly running towards a forested area of the park with my butt cheeks clinched together. Just as I enter into the trees and am about to rip my pants down to shit, i notice some british guy like 10 feet away from me taking a piss and holding up a beer: "hey mate, beautiful day isn't it?". I curse his existence and get myself back on the path to find another spot to shit. At this point i can feel leakage. I've lost the battle. Im standing in the middle of the path while joggers and cyclists go by me. They have no idea I'm just standing there letting diarea pour out of my asshole and into my boxers. I stand there a moment, completely in disbelief of my situation. What the fuck am i going to do, i ask myself. I can start to feel it running down the backs on my legs, getting closer to my socks. I walk straight into a wooded area. I can still see people jogging but I dont give a fuck. I pull my pants and underwear down. The damage is so bad that my balls are completely soaked in diarea. My ass and the inside of my legs are completely covered. I take my shoes and socks off, take my pooped soaked pants and boxers off, take my blanket out of my bag, fashion it into a kind of skirt around my waste, take my belt out my pants and tie it snugly around the skirt/blanket, put my shoes back on and proceed to walk back home through the Turkish neighborhoods with this fucking skirt on. I got some really weird looks from people and, if anyone would inspected me more carefully, they have seen dried poop down the sides of my legs. After only about 5 minutes of walking though, my asshole started to burn from the chaffing and the insane heat from the sun. By the time I was about a block away from my apartment I could barely walk because my asshole was torn apart by chaffing. Luckily my roommate wasn't home. I got inside my apartment and went straight to the bath tub, turned it, spread my ass cheeks and let the warm water bidet my asshole. Remember the scene from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo when she gets in the shower and blood pours out of her asshole? Ya, it was like that. I spent the next 3 days in bed, applying cream to my asshole every hour.
Last Edit: March 01, 2012, 10:19:51 PM by dude
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March 01, 2012, 06:15:08 PM »
Excellent, excellent story. Wow. Fuck that!
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March 01, 2012, 06:37:02 PM »
Quote from: HATE! on March 01, 2012, 06:15:08 PM
Excellent, excellent story. Wow. Fuck that!
I've never told this story to anyone. I told my roommate in Berlin that i was feeling ill as an excuse for my decimated asshole and dignity. What better place to tell it for the first time than SLAP!
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March 01, 2012, 06:56:18 PM »
Quote from: dude on March 01, 2012, 06:37:02 PM
Quote from: HATE! on March 01, 2012, 06:15:08 PM
Excellent, excellent story. Wow. Fuck that!
I've never told this story to anyone. I told my roommate in Berlin that i was feeling ill as an excuse for my decimated asshole and dignity. What better place to tell it for the first time than SLAP!
SLAP's the only place where you can turn your most personal, humiliating moments into some form of respect. i salute you & yo shitty draws.
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March 01, 2012, 07:01:25 PM »
Fuck, my stories aren't shit compared to y'alls.
My best friend threw up on me in Kindergarten. I split my pants trying to imitate Johnny Cage's split in Mortal Kombat, had to get these tight shorts from the Lost and Found to replace my other shorts. Sneeze/farted combo in 8th grade, which the kid who skateboarded and was all about Mike Vallely called me out in front of the whole class, they had to open up the window because it was so bad. I got the last laugh, the kid now is into MMA. High School was pretty bad, fell in front of 1200 students in the courtyard, our courtyard has those 6" by 6" tiles and they are all sorts of fucked up, so some stick up more than others, I've seen five other kids fall over the same tiles over the school year, I guess that day happened to be my day, Busted my ass, looked up and it was quite as fuck and everybody was looking at me. Also, same year, tried to slide down this kinked rail leading into the auditorium with my Kerry Getz Clive Bookbag filled with books and homework, made it down the first part of the rail, got halfway down and the weight of my bookbag threw me off and powerbombed me into the steps in front of the majority of the JV cheerleading squad.
Again, not as embarrassing as y'alls.
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March 01, 2012, 07:38:35 PM »
I was skating a mini ramp with my friend at the same time. My friend,who is substantially larger than me, slammed into me,which knocked me unconciouss. I laid on the mini ramp blacked out for a few minutes with the entire skatepark laughing.
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March 01, 2012, 07:42:13 PM »
In the third grade, this super hot hawaiian TA had organized a school outing to the public library which was about a mile from our school. She thought it would be cute or something to make couples out of the kids who were taking the trip, and I ended up being paired with this chick I was crushing hard on at the time. I had woke up really congested that day and being an 8 year old dipshit, I never felt like I needed to blow my nose. So half the day goes by, and me probably being nasally and booger infested, this chick goes 'can you blow your nose?'. I comply, and look into that napkin to find a fucking dead spider!! That shit had been in there all day!! She sees this monster and starts screaming!! Everyone comes over to see whats going on and slowly the "Whaaa....James had a spider in his nose!!''...."What!? A spider?... Ahhh...Ewww" starts going around until I was completely humiliated by every single person on the trip. I was in shock and a deep, cringing, unwavering pain was instilled in a young boy.
P.S. The summer after high school, I came to fuck that chick. A small victory.
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March 01, 2012, 08:01:05 PM »
you couldve totally rubbed that in her face by being like "what the fuck i just saw a spider come out of your pussy!!!" and then act like youre looking for it
as for me im trying to remember something really embarrassing... i cant seem to think of much other than like peeing in my pants when i was in kindergarten
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Quote from: DaSk8D00D on March 01, 2012, 06:56:18 PM
Quote from: dude on March 01, 2012, 06:37:02 PM
Quote from: HATE! on March 01, 2012, 06:15:08 PM
Excellent, excellent story. Wow. Fuck that!
I've never told this story to anyone. I told my roommate in Berlin that i was feeling ill as an excuse for my decimated asshole and dignity. What better place to tell it for the first time than SLAP!
SLAP's the only place where you can turn your most personal, humiliating moments into some form of respect. i salute you & yo shitty draws.
Thank you, good sir. It was your story about the tanning lotion that inspired me to tell mine. Real talk.
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Quote from: Locbrew on March 01, 2012, 07:01:25 PM
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March 01, 2012, 08:50:01 PM »
Quote from: dude on March 01, 2012, 06:37:02 PM
Quote from: HATE! on March 01, 2012, 06:15:08 PM
Excellent, excellent story. Wow. Fuck that!
I've never told this story to anyone. I told my roommate in Berlin that i was feeling ill as an excuse for my decimated asshole and dignity. What better place to tell it for the first time than SLAP!
i've been laughing aloud for minutes now. bravo
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March 01, 2012, 09:45:04 PM »
Its not that bad compared to you guys', but when I was 14 I got my hair cut, and stole my brothers ID so I could get a tattoo on my forearm that said "freak on a leash-korn". Its embarassing but they're still my favorite band ever so its okay.
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March 01, 2012, 11:46:11 PM »
This isn't so embarrassing as it was a mixture of terrifying and retrospectively hilarious, but the abundance of retarded kid stories in the thread warrants my telling:
It was after football practice in 7th grade, and me and my buddy Josh are leaving the locker room after changing back into our civilian clothes. He tells me he has some weed. I call what I think is his bluff, and after a couple minutes of arguing, Josh directs me to the Band hall/ Special Ed. bathroom (last one before our campus exit). We congregate under the fluorescent sink lights of the boys restroom and Josh procures the weakest gram of "dro" I've seen to this day. It could have been fucking oregano. I hadn't smoked weed prior to the incident, and yet I had a hunch this was just grass from the fucking football field. Before I have the opportunity to comment on my friend's whack dosha situation I hear the stall door slam the fuck open. My friend josh and I turn around to see the most "retard strength" special ed kid you could imagine, pants around ankles, standing in the doorway, seemingly seething with anger. The first and only thing he says (screams) is: "AHHHHH! IMA BITE YA' WIENER!" He charges and pins my friend Josh up against the tile in between the two urinals. The weed falls on the floor and I panic and somewhat instinctively push this retarded kid (luckily, as stated earlier, it was football season, so I was able to knock this supersubhuman off his center of gravity) off my friend and into the outer stall wall. We sprint out of the bathroom and just hear this special kid fucking bellowing from inside the cavernous depths as we exit the building. We ran two or three miles to Josh's apartment and I swear that tense "being chased" feeling didn't leave me until we were safely within the complex.
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March 02, 2012, 01:19:52 AM »
I don't think this was truly embarrassing at the time but If I got caught it sure as hell would, anyways I was in elementary school eating lunch in the cafeteria. I had some pants on and felt something in my lower leg area, I pull it out just to see what it was. What I thought was going to be a sock turned out to be a pair of whitey-tighties.. so I throw it under the table with the hopes of no one noticing. Eventually someone at the table does and tells the rest of the 10-15 others at my table, everyone does the usual "Ewww" and "Gross who's is this?!". Luckily I kept a stone face the whole time and got away clean but I know I was really dying on the inside.
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March 02, 2012, 02:26:42 AM »
Gnars for everyone!!
when i was about 15 i was at a party with some friends. the common procedure for parties around then was that we would chill in a group which would slowly disintegrate as girls lead us away. anyway i managed to get with this prety hot girl, just french kissing and shit, then she says out of nowhere "hey, wanna fuck in my neighbours hot-tub?" my first reaction was "FUCK YEAH" but then i thought, "are they home" she reassured that they were on holiday and wouldnt be back for another 3 days. so we leave the party (while im making crude humping movements at my friends to boast i was getting my willy wet.
We get a taxi to her house and walk about 50 meters down the road to her neighbours. jump over their side fence to get into their back garden. bieng the smooth player i am i said "soooo how we gonna do this" she just started ripping my clothes off, so i reciprocated. prety soon we were in the hot-tub and shes bouncing up and down on my cock like a jackhammer. next thing i know the back doors swing open and an angry voice shouts "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE". she quickly jumps off me, out of the tub and shouts "grab my clothes!!!" before hopping over the fence, i get out and wanted to just leg it after her but thought, no i should collect all our stuff, afterall i cant get home without my wallet.
So for what felt like an eternity i was standing in this guys garden naked with a throb-on crouching over trying to collect all my clothes aswell as this girls clothes, which were just spread all over the place. to make things worse while i was collecting the clothes the owner of the house (looked about 50-60ish year old man) was standing over me whipping my back with a stick while shouting stuff like "you should be ashamed of yourself, what the fuck is wrong with kids these days etc. etc."
Finally, ive got all the clothes and start running away from him just repeating "sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry" i throw all the clothes over the fence, hop over to find the chick standing there waiting for me in a ball on the floor as to cover her minge and tittays.
she says "lets go back to mine." and that is how the story ends, both of us runnng down the street naked, me carrying all of our clothes with a boner, wet, confused, and drunk.
i ended up fucking this chick in prety quietly in her bedroom because her parents were deffinatley home. after id finished i threw the condom in the bin and was about to go for a piss, she says "no, if you leave my room my parents will hear you and we'll both be screwed" so i decided to pust piss out of her window. the next morning i was told than in order to leave i would have to jump out her window onto the slanted roof below, then jump to the ground and run in-case her dad saw me. sounds easy enough right?
so i jump out of the window and as soon as my feet touch the lower roof i slip off the roof and slam into the ground below, why did i slip?? my piss had frozen over night...brilliant...
i look through their front window to check if anyone saw me, sure enough her dad was staring at me with a look on his face that could only be described as murderous confusion. so i run as fast as i can to the nearest bus-stop and make my way home.
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March 02, 2012, 02:56:19 AM »
I like how 90 percent of the posts in this thread involve getting caught masterbating, altercations with the mentally retarded, or shitting your pants. I'm starting to realize a pattern...
Anyways, one embarrassing incident that comes to mind happened when I was about 18 or 19. My mom was leaving to go somewhere for the whole day, and right before she left she told me that one of her friends was going to come over in a little bit to pick up some work supplies from her which she left on the counter. I told her "ok" and she left to go about her day. About 15 minutes after she left, I pull up some internet porn and start going to town on myself. I rarely had the house alone to myself at the time, so when the opportunity came that I had an empty house to myself I took advantage of it. I find some kinky lesbian porn and start jerking it hardcore. Right as I was about to cum I hear a sound behind me, like this rustling sound. I turn around and it's my moms friend, just standing there. Right when I saw him I stopped jerking it and quickly put my pants back on. I guess the front door was unlocked the whole time and my mom had told him to just walk right in and take the supplies. The whole time I was expecting to hear a knock on the door or somethin, which wouldve let me know when he was there. needless to say i was caught off guard. The worst part was that he just stood there with a blank expression in his face. No signs of shock or disgust, just a blank stare. We stared at each other for a good 10 seconds not saying a word to each other, then he turned around, got the supplies on the counter, then walked out the door; the whole time with the same blank look on his face. I still get embarrassed and uncomfortable thinking about it to this day.
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March 02, 2012, 03:15:09 AM »
Some good stories in here.
Many years ago i had been skating all day and decided to join my girlfriend and som other friends at the bar.
I order a beer and smoke a cigarette.
I have pretty bad lungs so i start to cough like crazy, a cough so much that i start to trow up on my girfriends really hot friend.
long story short, i rush to the bathroom with her after me and we both throws up in there.
never been so embarrased in my life.
Many years later i lived in Jax Fl.
I was with my roomate and her friends at her dads summerhouse somewhere in Ocala.
My roomates friend couldnt stand farts or fart noices so i of course took advantage of that and started ripping out farts like crazy.
I was pretty much a raging alcoholic at that time so my stomach wasnt the best, i hardly ever ate anything.
Well i ripped a huge fart out and felt that my boxers got wet so i excused myself and went to the bathroom where i found out that i sharted pretty bad, i cleaned myself up and walked back like nothing happend.
My friends boyfriend was ofcourse on my case and knew what happened, so i got to hear that for the rest of the weekend.
Another time in Jax i dated this girl for a bit, i had hooked up with another girl a few days later but Able helped me out with her and told her that he hadnt seen me in a few days.
My roommate was out of town and i had forgotten my key to the house so i stayed with this new really hot chick.
Since i was a heavy drinker my stomach was fucked up and in morning i woke up i had to fart pretty bad so i let a slow one out and i sharted again, didnt have any clean underwear and with my roomate gone i fucked up that weekend of fun, she cleaned my underwear tho but didnt get laid again, Able if you read this, i never told you this, but i think you remember the girls haha.
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March 02, 2012, 06:33:32 AM »
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Quote from: Locbrew on March 01, 2012, 07:01:25 PM
I split my pants trying to imitate Johnny Cage's split in Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat 2 just came out on snes and genesis......
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March 02, 2012, 07:10:00 AM »
I can't think of to many, but today was embarrassing. I was in the food court, getting some cash out at the ATM, there was a line of people waiting to withdraw cash, when it got to my turn, I stepped up, and a group of people wanted to walk past, so they did, resulting in the girl behind me pushing up against me, just as soon she presses up against me, I let out some fucking gnarly farts, I'm talking rocks getting thrown into the water one after another. I felt myself vibrate against the girl behind me, like right up in her groin area. I got my cash and walked off as quick as I could.
Girl works opposite my store.
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March 02, 2012, 08:56:32 AM »
Why'd you fart on her bro?
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March 02, 2012, 09:54:37 AM »
Like 3 years ago when I was still in high school I had just split up with a girl, so I was trying to hook up with this girl I was in class with, because she was all hyped about skateboarding and shit, kept on chatting on fb and whatnot, so I thought I would have been easy.
She invited me and two more friends to a disco around here promising this would have been a sick night. We ended up there and I wasn't that drunk at all, wrong night, there were a lot of old folks dancing old tunes in one area and minimal in the other. Somehow I managed to get alone with her, she was happy and dragged me to the dance floor. Long story short, I tried to make out with her, and all of sudden she was like WTF?, I thought we were just friends blablabla and to add more embarrassment while doing this we were surrounded by old dudes dancing, shit was fucked up.
Spent the rest of the night with the other two guys and her pretending nothing happened and left.
Few days later all buddies in my class got to know, embarrassment to the fullest for like one whole month..fml
Oh, and that was on a new year's eve :|
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March 02, 2012, 10:21:38 AM »
Anybody else wear brand new K-mart pants to school with the stickers still on them?
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March 02, 2012, 03:24:51 PM »
Do you guys remember what "dead legging" someone is? It's that thing where someone punches you at this spot in your leg where a nerve is and it makes your leg go numb. Anyway, that was popular at my school and dudes would do it to each other when they were walking up/down stairs to try and make the other guy fall. Just kinda dumb jock stuff. Anyway, this one guy tried to punch this guy in the leg from behind while he was walking upstairs and it turned into this uppercut to the asshole. The embarrassing part is that it made the dude getting hit just shit everywhere, like his ass exploded. He is wearing pants, but there was the distinct sound or a short, loud blast, almost like if you blow air into a paper bag and pop it. That dude never lived it down really.
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March 02, 2012, 04:10:09 PM »
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Do you guys remember what "dead legging" someone is? It's that thing where someone punches you at this spot in your leg where a nerve is and it makes your leg go numb. Anyway, that was popular at my school and dudes would do it to each other when they were walking up/down stairs to try and make the other guy fall. Just kinda dumb jock stuff. Anyway, this one guy tried to punch this guy in the leg from behind while he was walking upstairs and it turned into this uppercut to the asshole. The embarrassing part is that it made the dude getting hit just shit everywhere, like his ass exploded. He is wearing pants, but there was the distinct sound or a short, loud blast, almost like if you blow air into a paper bag and pop it. That dude never lived it down really.
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March 02, 2012, 04:33:28 PM »
This isn't about me but one of the people at this party I was at. We had planned this party (well, it was more of this bro-out) and we were picking up people. One of the first people we picked up was actually my best friends neighbor, Dennis, but he is a wigger and goes by D-Money, fucking stupid. We pull up in the drive way and we see Dennis downing a beer, and has obviously been drinking, and me and my friends instantly knew that he was gonna be the first person to fuck something up. We get back to his house, eat some pasta and stuff and then we start to party and chill and all that. There was alot of stuff there, crown royal, patron, bicardi mixes, punch, just alot of shit for everyone. An hour or two goes past and we see dennis starting to get sloppy.
this is the earliest picture from the night (before the girls came), dennis is the guy in the back with the glasses and he was starting to get sloppy at this point
Everyone sat down and dennis starts throwing up everywhere.
this kid here
had the idea to tie him to the chair. We tie him to the chair and to our dismay, he turns into the exorcist nad just throws up globs everywhere. He give him a huge brown bag and he fills it up fast. We carry the chair out of the garage (while he was still tied to it haha) and hose him completely with water. He unties himself somehow and starts talking about how "I can handle it, I fucking German", "I got my shit down". He obviously didn't. He took a couple of steps inside the garage and somehow, stepped into the brown bag and he slipped back and got covered in his vomit. We all start laughing, it was one of the funniest days in our lives recently. He is out of it and we just go into the pool.
This annoying as kid we call baron von underbheit
no one wanted there (he had been screaming and just was being overall annoying) had gotten even louder.
he got speared in the face by one of those rods to clean out pools with haha
But back to dennis, he got up all disorientated 20 minutes later, and he goes into the backyard (where snakes are usually) and completely passes out there. No one knew but for this one kid there and he took some photos of him. I don't know where these are, I am assuming they got taken off of Facebook so Dennis wouldn't be embarrassed or something hahaha
We saw dennis later that night, passed out on the toilet, my homie Jared, threw a dart into his side and put a hoddog in his mouth and that was the night right there.
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March 02, 2012, 05:38:46 PM »
i love this thread. ive been laughing all day
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March 02, 2012, 05:41:41 PM »
I wasnt there for this this story, but this dude in our skate crew and some other mutual friends found themselves on a porn set one day. (We live 10 minutes from porn capital USA). And apparently there was this 'hot porn star chick' walking around and coming onto our friend Archie. One thing leads to another and he's sucking this chicks tits and motorboating her. She goes and sits on this couch, pulls her dick out (tranny) and tells this dude to come get it. Archie was bummed. People cant even bring it up anymore. It was that bad.
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March 02, 2012, 06:46:09 PM »
Quote from: hime on March 02, 2012, 05:41:41 PM
I wasnt there for this this story, but this dude in our skate crew and some other mutual friends found themselves on a porn set one day. (We live 10 minutes from porn capital USA). And apparently there was this 'hot porn star chick' walking around and coming onto our friend Archie. One thing leads to another and he's sucking this chicks tits and motorboating her. She goes and sits on this couch, pulls her dick out (tranny) and tells this dude to come get it. Archie was bummed. People cant even bring it up anymore. It was that bad.
hahahaha, fuck, no way?!
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Airclic's Order Perform product is a SaaS-based mobile software product specifically designed for the auto parts distributors to track orders, deliveries and employees in real-time to improve efficiencies, productivity and customer satisfaction. The auto parts distributor market is the first of many industries this solution will address.
"Auto parts distributors compete on three areas – order accuracy, availability and speed. Our product addresses these challenges head-on and brings business performance to the next level," said Rick Pontin, CEO of Airclic. "Our products are proven to surpass expectations and improve key performance indicators across their operation—making our solution the choice of industry leaders, including distributors for seven of the top 10 car brands globally."
According to the Automotive Aftermarket Industry Association (AAIA), data errors cost the industry more than $1.7 billion annually. Order Perform reduces data errors by automating cumbersome manual processes such as order tracking and invoicing, leading to enhanced customer transparency and improved quality and speed of service.
The solution is the third product launched in Airclic's Perform Product line – a portfolio of proven, reliable, device agnostic and easy-to-use industry-specific solutions that automate work flow and deliver 360-degree management of business operations.
Order Perform offers the key features critical to the Auto Parts industry:
To learn more about Airclic's Order Perform product, please visit www.airclic.com.
About Airclic
Airclic provides mobile software products that improve performance of supply chain, logistics and field services operations. The company's scalable, reliable and device independent Software as a Service (SaaS) products drive efficiencies and productivity to measurably reduce costs and increase service. As a market leader, Airclic's customer portfolio includes more than 500 global enterprises that are realizing improvements in their business operations. For more information, please visit www.airclic.com.
Airclic is a registered trademark of Airclic, Inc. in the United States and other countries. All other trademarks or registered trademarks are property of their respective holders.


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