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"Alzheimer's disease is the defining challenge of our era. Anyone who is not concerned about Alzheimer's disease is in denial." Those were words spoken by Maria Shriver on the Larry King Special that aired this past Sunday night titled: "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer's Epidemic."
Dr. Jeffrey Cummings from Cleveland Clinic's Lou Ruvo Center for Brain Health, and Dr. Ronald Petersen, M.D., Ph.D., director of the Mayo Alzheimer's Disease Research Center from Mayo Clinic spoke about the Alzheimer's epidemic, the looming economic impact, as well as Alzheimer's treatment, prevention and the critical need to accelerate research.
Celebrities touched by Alzheimer's including the Reagan family, Angie Dickinson, Laura Bush, Seth Rogen, Maria Shriver, Leeza Gibbons and others spoke on issues of loss, caregiver stress and family struggles.
Leeza Gibbons recalled the time that her mother, diagnosed with Alzheimer's, looked at her and said, "You're such a nice lady — What's your name?"
"It stabs your heart," said Leeza.
According to the special, 15 million unpaid caregivers give up their lives to care for another, and caregivers often become sicker than the person they're caring for — "they are under assault."
On a link from the CNN website, Leeza Gibbons offers advice to Alzheimer's caregivers that I believe may be helpful to many of you. Here is an excerpt:
"Basically, it's (life) all about change. It's inevitable. Change either breaks into your life, or you open the door and invite it to sit down and have a cup of tea. It's coming. You can either react or respond. Your ability to manage change is what will make a difference. In a game of sameness versus change, change always wins. It cancels out the stagnant, the static and the complacent.
"When you are a family caregiver, it's time to become a master of change ... I found my transformation into the world of caregiving was made easier when I remembered to breathe, believe and receive.
"Breathe: Start by taking 10 purposeful breaths; breathing in sheer certainty that you are doing your best. Breathe out all the negativity that weighs heavy in your head and on your heart. This can change your physical and emotional state, slowing down your heart rate, aiding your digestion and reducing your stress so you can cope with the very challenging journey you are walking.
" ... I think there is a way of looking at things that makes a difference. Your frame, the lens through which you create your world, affects everything. No matter where you go, there you are: You, with your approach, your temperament, your expectation. This is where those glass-half-full kinds of people have the advantage.
"Believe: Now is the time to be an optimist. Optimists really do fare better in warding off everything from the common cold to gastrointestinal problems and sleeplessness. Know that you can do it — and that your efforts will be enough. Believe that you can get empowered by others who have achieved this before you. Get strength from them, and know that what you learn on your journey will also lift those who come next.
"Receive: Everyone has limits, and there will be days when you feel that you just can't do it anymore. That's why it is so important to be surrounded by an encouraging community and explore the resources around you. Sometimes, you need to stop achieving and start receiving. Know that real strength comes from knowing your limits and asking for help ... "
"Caregivers — make sure you don't do this alone."
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To see video from the special and the full article from Leeza Gibbons go to: www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2011/larryking/
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ELLISTON –– Galax's defense kept Eastern Montgomery well under control until a mistake-prone Maroon Tide offense could get over some early-game troubles, and Galax eventually came around and rolled to a 42-22 nondistrict win Friday over the Mustangs.
Galax (2-1) limited EastMont (2-1) to six offensive snaps in the first period, owning the ball for nearly 10 of the quarter's 12 minutes, but two lengthy Tide possessions netted only a lot of yards, two turnovers, a slew of penalties and no points.
HERSHEY, Pa. – Alix Gennette ran a personal best time and finished fifth in the North American finals of the 1600 meter run at the National Hershey Track and Field championships in early August.
Gennette's time of 4 minutes, 45.4 seconds earned a fifth-place finish in the boys' 13-14 age group and set a new school record for Galax Middle School, cutting more than six seconds off of his own record set this past spring.
HILLSVILLE –– Each of us has our own parallel universe. We never see it, and we never know what goes on there. It's easily-imagined (There but for the grace of God go I), but it can be real enough.
It's the place we would be, individually, had we made a different choice here or made a different friend there, had we turned left at the light instead of right. Or if fate hadn't intervened.
Chris Smoot, a senior wideout-defensive back at Carroll County, is one of the few people who know what that parallel universe is like.
Bryton McKinney never really liked dogs.
"I've got a phobia," said the 6-foot-1, 240-pound senior defensive lineman.
One canine encounter nearly cost the Galax senior his life, though you'll not find a bite mark on his entire body.
Two weeks ago, I would have found the idea of Carroll County entering the Mountain Empire District as ludicrous. When I first heard a rumor that Carroll was pursuing such a move to avoid placement in the Roanoke-centered River Ridge District, my reaction was what I imagine a lot of others' would be. I laughed.
It may be a stretch to say Galax was right where it wanted to be, trailing by significant margins in each of the first three sets, but it certainly worked out well enough for the Maroon Tide.
Carroll County was in control in each of the first three games Tuesday but was able to secure only one of the three, and Galax held on to take a five-set nondistrict win, 21-25, 27-25, 25-21, 23-25, 15-12.
This year the Galax Riptide Capped of a great season at the annual Blue Ridge Swim Conference swim meet in Mt. Airy, N.C. The team finished with 1166 points to finish second to the Elkin Wet Lightening' 2139.5. Finishing a close third only four points behind the Riptide were the Reeves Rapids with a score of 1162, followed by the Dobson Dolphins (1006.5), the AquaTechs of Wilkesboro (638), the Wytheville Waves (631) Carroll Wellness Center Tigersharks (590).
Galax played its first game under its new lights Friday. Had they been playing under a few dozen handheld flashlights it still would have been perfectly clear – the kids Galax has running the ball are going to be better most of the time than the guys trying to tackle them.
Donte Peoples carried 22 times for 211 yards and three touchdowns while Steven Peoples added 119 yards and a TD on 13 attempts as Galax overcame a sloppy performance to hold of Glenvar 38-25 in a nondistrict game. It was the season opener for both teams.
Seniors 50 and older in the Twin County area have an opportunity to participate in the first-ever Twin County Senior Olympics on Sept. 14 and 15, but time is running out to register. The deadline for registration is this Friday — Aug. 31. The recreation departments from Carroll, Galax and Grayson, along with the Hillsville Rotary Club and Carroll Wellness Center, have teamed up to sponsor the Olympics. "They have worked very hard to make this a reality for us," said Dennis Ward of Hillsville, the event's organizer.
AMHERST –– Galax couldn't overcome a strong Appomattox team and settled for a runner-up finish in the Dixie O-Zone state tournament recently.
The tournament couldn't have gotten off to a better start for the District 1 champions, who scored five runs in their first at-bat of the event. Zaine Goodman, John Key, Matt Coomes and Chris Meredith had first-inning RBI base hits as Galax opened with a 17-4 win over Pulaski.


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Monday, December 06, 2004 Valparaiso University's Travers Smith (Huntley, Ill./Huntley H.S.) has been named to the Mid-Continent Conference Second Team following his performance this past weekend at the league's championship meet.Smith finished in second place in the 200 freestyle with a time of 1:44.57, Valpo's highest individual finish in the meet. The sophomore also finished fourth in the 200 backstroke (1:58.93) and fifth in the 100 back (54.10). He also was a member of the third place 800 free relay (7:07.34) that set a new school record and the third place 400 medley relay (3:35.23). The 400 free relay that Smith was a part of also earned third position with a time of 3:13.53. |
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I hope he reopens somewhere nearby. I loved this place. The service was always perfect, the food was innovative and delicious. I came the first time with my husband, then started coming with friends. Yum!
I hope he reopens somewhere nearby. I loved this place. The service was always perfect, the food was innovative and delicious. I came the first time with my husband, then started coming with friends. Yum!
We are dying for this place to reopen since it closed last Fall over a rent dispute. The food and service here is on a level with The French Laundry! It's a must for us whenever we travel in the Sonoma area.
We've eaten in many great restaurants around the world. This one was dull in terms of atmosphere, the service was overly fussy and we seemed to get 10 different people serving us through the evening. When I am paying a small fortune for a meal, I would like the experience to be tailored to me- why am I eating there... More
This was a top-notch dining destination. Stylish, tasty, innovative and stunningly expen$ive. Alas, now closed.
So sad to hear it moved. I have never had better food or service in my life. It was a true experience. The cocktails were innovative and fun.
Great food, lovely dining. The chef has moved on to work on other adventures. An article appeared on Healdsburg's PATCH news that he is involved in dog rescue and will spend time with his family. Sorry to see him move on.
We dined at the bar and were able to order from the same full menu, plus enjoy the best cocktails we've ever had.
The meal and service we enjoyed there deserves a 5-star standing ovation. The staff was attentive, and the food was amazingly creative, delicious, and we left happily overstuffed. My husband and I enjoyed our 5 year wedding anniversary dinner there, and it did not disappoint. We live in Memphis, but we like to enjoy some fine dining when we are... More
Went there for a Birthday dinner last year. What a great experience. Everyone is treated special. Select what type a price fix dinner you prefer, then everyone and everything comes together. Great food, presentation, and attention to detail. It is pricey, but well worth it for a special evening.
Hearing that Cyrus is being forced to close its doors by it's landlord led to to my flying cross country for one last dinner before they close this weekend. I had the best meal I have ever had, and that includes France and Italy. This is for diners looking for an experience, not for the average diner looking for steak... More
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For weeks, the Mineral County courthouse has proudly displayed the photographs of local soldiers stationed in Iraq along the stairway at its front entrance. ''We're hometown proud,'' the banner said.
But in the last few days, one photograph was taken down, that of Pfc. Lynndie R. England, whose face has become famous for a painfully different reason.
Private England is perhaps the most prominently displayed person in a series of photographs taken in the Abu Ghraib prison near Baghdad that show members of the 372nd Military Police Company abusing prisoners.
In one image, Private England is clenching a cigarette between her teeth while giving a thumbs-up in front of naked Iraqi prisoners. In another that became public on Thursday, she is holding a leash attached to a naked prisoner's neck.
The photographs have left her family and friends aghast and searching for answers. They are convinced that she would never have thought up anything so cruel on her own and that she must have been following orders.


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Max Baucus on Families & ChildrenDemocratic Sr Senator (MT) | |
Strengthen America�s Families
While the steady reduction in the number of two-parent families of the last 40 years has slowed, more than one-third of our children still live in one- or no-parent families. There is a high correlation between a childhood spent with inadequate parental support and an adulthood spent in poverty or in prison.
To strengthen families, we must redouble efforts to reduce out-of-wedlock pregnancies, make work pay, eliminate tax policies that inadvertently penalize marriage, and require absent fathers to pay child support while offering them new opportunities to find work. Because every child needs the attention of at least one caring and competent adult, we should create an �extended family� of adult volunteer mentors.
Family breakdown is not the only challenge we face. As two-worker families have become the norm, harried parents have less time to spend on their most important job: raising their children. Moreover, parents and schools often find themselves contending with sex- and violence-saturated messages coming from an all-pervasive mass entertainment media.
We should continue public efforts to give parents tools to balance work and family and shield their children from harmful outside influences. For example, we should encourage employers to adopt family-friendly policies and practices such as parental leave, flex-time, and telecommuting. Public officials should speak out about violence in our culture and should press the entertainment media to adopt self-policing codes aimed at protecting children.
The Christian Coalition was founded in 1989 by Dr. Pat Robertson to give Christians a voice in government. We represent millions of people of faith and enable them to have a strong, unified voice in the conversation we call democracy.
Introduction by co-sponsor Sen. Kay Hagan (D,NC):
We have a serious responsibility to ensure that women and families are protected. The rates of violence and abuse in our country are astounding and totally unacceptable: domestic violence affects more than 12 million people each year. In my home state, 73 women and children are killed on average every year because of domestic violence.
Since 1994, the STOP Program has provided grants for services, training, officers, and prosecutors, and has transformed our criminal justice system and victim support services. And this bill includes the bipartisan SAFER Act, which helps fund audits of untested DNA evidence and reduces this backlog of rape kits. I ask you: What other victims in America have to identify the attacker before authorities will take action? None.Introduction by Sen. Chuck Grassley(R,IA):
I urge my Republican colleagues, as I will do, to support the motion to proceed.
There has long been bipartisan support for the Violence Against Women Act. Too many women are victims of domestic violence, sexual assault, stalking, and dating violence. There is overwhelming bipartisan support for 98% of what is contained in S. 47. [Since our negative vote last session], controversial provisions have been removed. The key stumbling block to enacting a bill at this time is the provision concerning Indian tribal courts. Negotiations are continuing, and compromises would allow the bill to pass with overwhelming bipartisan support. Introduction by Sen. Pat Leahy (D,VT):
Our bill will allow services to get to those in the LGBT community who have had trouble accessing services in the past. The rates of domestic and sexual violence in these communities are equal to or greater than those of the general population. We also have key improvements for immigrant victims of domestic and sexual violence.
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Aussie wusses murder beautiful croc in cold blood. What would Steve Irwin have said?
Some people are of the opinion that the only good crocodile is a monster croc that's eaten a few Australians. And then survives the ensuing terrible tummy bug to chomp on a few more.
But I think that's very unkind and would never condone such cruelty. Cruelty to animals is just not my bag. So I'm appalled to learn that a giant crocodile measuring a stunning 6.5m (that's about 22 feet from snout to tip of tail) was murdered in cold blood in Manangoora, up in the remote Northern Territory of Australia, after a few locals reported that some distant cousins had become even more distant. As in not seen by anybody since "Croc-zilla" moved into the area.
Shame. Shame on the Aussie nation for wasting such a beautiful specimen. The late and great Steve Irwin must be writhing in his grave. At a missed opportunity to engage in some riverine WWF with a croc of this magnitude.
Let's have a look at this beast…
That there is one gorgeous crocodile, is it not? And one very dead one. It's crime? To nibble on a few Outbackers and get so big that it was terrifying the life out of the livestock that Manangoora farmers use to make a living. So somebody killed it. Sis. It is clear that the technique of darting wild animals and moving them to a place of safety, employed almost on a worldwide basis, hasn't yet reached Manangoora.
Outrageous. Manangoorans are clearly a bunch of wusses. If we happened across a stunning croc such as this one here in Stanford, we'd just ask Oom Jan to show it who's boss by giving it a light smack on the ear, sufficiently hard to stun it for 20 minutes, stick it on the back of his Land Rover and plonk it in a nice enclosure on his farm.
And then turn our "Croc-zilla" into another on our ridiculously long list of tourist attractions. Ja, that's just how we roll here in South Africa. We like to keep the "life" in "wildlife".
* Dear Hatpeople, if you scroll up to your right on this page, you'll see a big fat badge saying something about the 2010 South African Blog Awards. I've entered your "diagnosed SA-positive" blog into three categories: Best New Blog, Best Personal Blog and The Kulula Best Travel Blog. I wouldn't be at all offended if you clicked on that there badge and nominated http://www.fredhatman.co.za in any of these categories (be sure to type in your e-mail address on the blog awards site for your nomination to be registered). In fact, were I to amaze all of us by winning something, the Birkenhead is on me – but not for Australians – down the Stanford Arms! Cheers!


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Most electronic gadgets function by moving around electric charges. The nascent technology of spintronics, however, makes use of not only the charge of electrons but also their spin. Spin is closely related to magnetism, and the first spintronic devices include read heads of computer disk drives and magnetic random-access memory (MRAM); the latter retains its data even when the power is off [see "Spintronics," by David D. Awschalom, Michael E. Flatté and Nitin Samarth; Scientific American, June 2002]. But spintronic computer chips and other more complex gear are not yet possible--unlike MRAMs and read heads, they might need magnetic semiconductors, and existing semiconductors are not magnetic at room temperature. Several groups have recently made significant progress in this direction.
One of the most studied magnetic semiconductors is gallium arsenide doped with manganese. In 1998 a group led by Hideo Ohno of Tohoku University demonstrated that this substance can remain ferromagnetic up to 110 kelvins (-163 degrees Celsius). (Ferromagnetism is the technical term for magnetism that persists after an applied field is turned off.) At liquid-nitrogen temperatures, this material has been used to demonstrate devices such as spintronic light-emitting diodes (LEDs), which emit light polarized according to the spin polarization of the electrons and holes that generate it.
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There are degrees of spoilers, and some -- in the form of expectations -- are woven into certain genres. We go to horror movies knowing that something is going to make us jump. We read mysteries knowing that the author is dropping clues to solving the crime.
It's knowing when the scare is coming, or having the murderer revealed beforehand, that's often the spoiler.
And over time, some spoilers cease to be so bothersome. By now (presumably), the world knows that Janet Leigh's character is killed in the shower less than halfway into 1960's "Psycho" -- a huge shocker when the movie came out. What's left is being able to admire Alfred Hitchcock's filmmaking artistry in the shower scene and the rest of the film.
"There have to be other reasons we like watching things that have nothing to do with figuring out what's happening next," says Barnes, noting that story construction, character relationships and language enter in the equation.
Besides, spoilers are so available now. A huge chunk of Filmsite.org is dedicated to spoilers; other sites, including themoviespoiler.com and moviepooper.com, are completely dedicated to the practice.
We've now become so inured to spoilers, and so immersed in our social-media worlds, that we've come to expect that it won't take long to find out a surprise. Five years ago, New York magazine even posted a "spoiler statute of limitations" so incensed readers would know when to get mad.
You can still rail at those so-called friends (or, let's face it, media outlets) who give away the surprise. And then download one of the spoiler apps.
Solt and Loew have big plans. Why not? Spoiler Shield was downloaded thousands of times in just its first weekend.
"We're exploring all different ways to use Spoiler Shield," says Loew, noting movies are in the works, as well as toggles for the NBA, NHL and European soccer. They're even investigating customized local shields.
"That's what we really love about it," adds Solt. "It's a year-round app."
So maybe you won't find out the details for "Gravity." Don't worry -- you won't get them from us. Some things are better experienced first-hand.
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The Board of Directors of the Missouri Golf Association voted unanimously to induct St. Louis amateurs Don Bliss and Jim Holtgrieve into their Hall of Fame. The induction ceremony will be June 23 during the playing of the 2014 Missouri...
Coach Wayne Kreklow announced Wednesday that his Missouri volleyball team has signed three recruits, among them his daughter, Ali Kreklow of Rock Bridge. MU also signed Sydney Deeken of California, Mo., and Kasey Reuter of Hinton, Iowa.
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What are the best places to kiss and roger your loved one on the streets of Paris?
It is common to want to turn every moment in Paris into a Robert Doisneaux tableau. But location can be everything. We at Tipsy HQ have sacrificed our honor over the years to determine the best spots for P.D.A. à la parisienne. They are:
Yes, the daytime and even the evening hours find the Sacré-Coeur unromantically teaming with tourist hoards, but late at night the grounds of the city's most gorgeous building vacate, except for a few couples leaning at the railings, groping as they gape out over the twinkling city. Better yet, the spot is a short climb uphill from several tucked-away, date-friendly jazz hotspots of the 18th arrondisement (such as Blue Note or Autour de Midi et Minuit). When the moment arrives, whisper, Merde, cherie, tu me tue. (Damn, darling, you slay me.) Should the moment call for a more indecent display of affection, lead your lover around behind the illuminated domes of the Basilica. The northern view over the suburbs is just as lovely, and a little more private — except for the priests and nuns sleeping above. You may wish to fornicate loudly for their amusement/edification.
After a night of passionate exertion, take your sleep-deprived creampuff/hunk for a little stroll to the Buttes Chaumont. The hills were the site of some bloody battles and, in the Middle Ages, a trash heap, before being absorbed into the city proper in 1862 and converted into a Baroque style, chaotic and utterly charming park. It now usually has quite a few kids running around playing and shrieking, or at least as much as French tykes are ever allowed to do these things. Stare dreamily into your sex bomb's eyes and imagine the possible consequences of the previous night's rendez-vous.
The banks of the Seine are classic, but younger, more scraggily locals bring their baguette, cheap vin rouge and fromage to the banks of the Canal St. Martin. For added effect, bring a stone to skip. If your lover hasn't seen Amélie, you'll come across as creative and whimsical. If she has, you'll score points for unexpected homage.