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Sometimes one man can't be trusted so certain locks require two, or more, people to unlock, simultaneously. Maybe it's the keys to the world's destruction, or the kingdom's treasure but whatever it is it's so important you know it must be good... or really bad.
Common in military settings and very much TruthInTelevision with [[ANuclearError Nuclear Weapons]]. The places where each key is used are always placed too far apart for one person to activate both or all of them on his or her own. An implementation of the more general military concept of "Two Person Control" (TPC).
A variation seen in video games, especially ones with co-op play, is a [[StockVideoGamePuzzle stock puzzle]] that requires two characters to activate triggers in different places at the same time to complete an objective.
May sometimes be played for laughs, where the thing being protected by the two keyed lock turns out to be something mundane, or even silly. Not to be confused with DoubleUnlock, which is about enabling new game features.
[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* Goldion Crusher in ''Anime/GaoGaiGar''.
* In episode 13 of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'', an Angel infiltrates NERV's computer system and Gendo tries to be GenreSavvy.
-->'''Gendo:''' Shut down the I/O system.
-->''(Hyuga and Aoba insert keys into their respective slots)''
-->'''Hyuga:''' Three! Two! One! ''(keys are turned)''
-->'''Hyuga:''' [[FailsafeFailure WE CAN'T SHUT IT DOWN!!!]]
** Then a few minutes later Maya and Ritsuko do this to [[RapidFireTyping hack into the Angel through Casper]] while [[BeatThemAtTheirOwnGame Casper is being hacked by the Angel in turn]]. They enter the final command simultaneously and it works, killing the Angel and disarming the MAGI's self-destruct sequence [[AlwaysClose a single second before it could blow the entire base to kingdom come]].
** In fact, this is how the MAGI self-destruct works: the three cores vote among themselves. Starting or cancelling the sequence requires unanimity of all three; cheating is impossible since any attempts at one core hacking another are immediately discovered. If two disagree and the third is undecided, they'll ask the human crew.
* The Cyclops system in ''GundamSEED'' was so inhumane (and probably expensive, considering that it was one-shot only) that it required at least ''five'' top Earth Alliance generals' keys to turn on.
** It was actually only two in the anime, and the system was set up so that it was possible to have one person to turn both keys as long as he had them. The keys were kept on two separate generals, however.
* Apparently, the final PowerLimiter placed upon [[PersonOfMassDestruction Hayate Yagami]] in ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikerS'' had to be removed simultaneously by [[TheBrigadier Admiral Chrono Harlaown]] and [[GoodShepherd Knight Carim]], making it a TwoKeyedLock even though they didn't have to be physically present near Hayate at the time.
* The mechanism for detonating [=KaibaCorp=] Island in ''Anime/YuGiOh'' requires two key cards to activate.
[[folder:Comic Books]]
* The lab where the extremis samples were kept in ''IronMan: Extremis''. [[spoiler:This was a key plot point.]]
* ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' had a two-keyed lock to access the vault where the arm and chip were kept.
* ''Film/WarGames'', to control a nuclear launch. One officer gets held at gunpoint for refusing to turn his key when ordered, [[spoiler: even though it was just a drill]]. That inspires NORAD to turn over launch control to an AI and leads to [[AIIsACrapshoot the main plot of the movie]].
* Played with in ''UnderSiege2DarkTerritory'', where it was two passwords on computer keyboards that needed to be entered simultaneously.
* ''Film/SupermanIII'', to activate a satellite positioning system; although the two keys in question needed to be inserted simultaneously, not turned.
* The nuclear missile locks in ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober'' apparently had one of these. Although we never see the locks themselves, we see Captain Ramius taking possession of both keys -- which, as the doctor points out, sort of defeats the point.
** In [[Literature/TheHuntForRedOctober the novel]], it is stated that five officers are needed to carry out a launch. It also stated that in the event of the political officer's death, the captain was ''supposed'' to take charge of his key. There were probably other standing orders as to who inherits the other keys in the event of any of the other officers with launch keys dying on a voyage as well.
** A two key (two combination in the book) system was also used on a safe in the submarine that contained the mission orders and code books.
* Used to shut down [[spoiler:honey production]] in ''WesternAnimation/BeeMovie''.
* In ''Film/DrStrangelove,'' the pilot, bombadier and electronic warfare officer each have to have to operate the first and second safety switches to arm the bombs.
* ''Film/{{Sunshine}}'' has a high-tech version - instead of two keys, to override the autopilot they need the voice patterns from two different crew members.
* ''TheLibrarian'' has this. "Hey, don't nuclear launch codes require this?" "Who do you think they got it from?"
* The ''Film/LostInSpace'' movie required two keys to activate the hyperdrive.
* The movie ''Film/CrimsonTide''. Two keys needed to unlock the missile launch controls. The XO refuses the Captain's orders to unlock the controls because they lost communications before the launch order was confirmed as protocol demands. Mutiny ensues.
** One might notice that this is EXACTLY WHY there ARE two keys.
** The Captain was in fact acting on legitimate launch orders and the XO was refusing those orders due to the possibility they had received orders to cancel the launch. The real villains of the film were the (unseen) President and Secretary of Defense, who issued nuclear launch orders with the intention of rescinding them if the situation changed. There are no take-backs in thermonuclear warfare.
* The Film/JamesBond film ''Film/GoldenEye'' had this for the titular weapon as well. [[spoiler:Interestingly, this was replicated in the secret underground base as well.]]
** [[spoiler:Well, you don't want Boris setting it off early.]]
* The USS ''Enterprise'' [[SelfDestructMechanism self-destruct sequence]] needed spoken confirmation from three senior officers to trigger in ''Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock''.
** That destruct sequence is taken verbatim from the infamously {{anvilicious}} TOS episode, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield". [[ThePasswordIsAlwaysSwordfish Twenty years later, they still hadn't changed the codes.]]
** In TNG, it's often the Captain and Executive Officer, so the "two senior officers" may be in lieu of the XO in the event that they are unavailable. The ''Enterprise''-E was slated to self-destruct on confirmation from Worf and Crusher since Riker was unavailable at the time.
* In ''The First Great Train Robbery'', the safes holding the gold need a total of four keys to be opened.
* The safe deposit vault that Literature/ArtemisFowl burgles in ''The Opal Deception'' has a lock system like this. Artemis gets around it using an ingenious extending pole disguised as a collapsible scooter (to get it past security).
* An escape hatch in ''Literature/ThursdayNext: First Among Sequels'' has two handles which need to be turned simultaneously.[[spoiler:In a touching RedemptionEqualsDeath, Evil Thursday chooses to help Thursday escape, knowing that she herself has no way out.]]
* In the ''GearsOfWar'' novel, ''Jacinto's Remnant'', Chairman Prescott, Colonel Hoffman and somebody else had to insert three keys and turn simultaneously to activate the Hammer of Dawn technology that destroyed most of the planet. Prescott had it next to his car keys.
* In the ''Franchise/MassEffect'' novel ''[[Literature/MassEffectAscension Ascension]]'', Hendel and the one of the quarians had to this to a bomb that is rigged to explode and destroy a ship with a crew of over 500. With the added problem that they couldn't see each other.
* In ''Literature/TheBaroqueCycle'', the [[spoiler:Pyx]] is locked with three different locks and, later, kept behind two doors which are each locked with three locks. That doesn't stop [[spoiler:Saturn]] from picking them and getting into it.
* The ''Literature/LordDarcy'' story "A Case of Identity" had a two key system for a vault containing the Marquis' official regalia. The door had eight keyholes and two keys. Each man with a key knew which keyhole to use his key in, but not which keyhole the other key went into. Improper timing, or turning a key in the wrong hole, would set off the alarm.
* In ''Literature/{{Neuromancer}}'', the artificial intelligence Wintermute can only be freed from its programming constraints if one person speaks a password into a particular computer terminal just as another one breaks through the software defenses.
* From the ColdfireTrilogy, the vault in which the holy relics of the failed Crusade against the Forest are stored behind a two keyed lock. The Patriarch holds one key.
* In ''[[TheGoodThiefsGuideToAmsterdam The Good Thief's Guide to Amsterdam]]'', each of three thieves keeps one of the three keys needed to open the safety deposit box that hold the fortune in diamonds that they stole. One of the three thieves hires the protagonist Charlie to steal his partners' keys.
[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* One can actually see this decay in ''Franchise/StarTrek''. In the days of the original series, voice-print match and codes from three senior officers are necessary to activate the auto-destruct sequence. In the Next-Gen days, it only only takes two with biometric hand scans, and requires both to disable it. By the time of Voyager, Janeway could apparently destroy the entire ship on a whim.
** The Xindi [[EarthShatteringKaboom planet killer]] required access codes from any three of the five members of the Council in order to fire. This would've been a useful feature [[spoiler:when three (and eventually four) of the Xindi races back out of the plan to destroy Earth. Unfortunately, the reptilians had ways around the codes.]]
* In ''Series/StargateSG1'', the passwords of two officers are required to cancel the SelfDestructMechanism.
** It varies. In "Menace", Hammond and Carter turn it on and off with keys. In "Lockdown", O'Neill and Kearney turn it on with keys. In "Lockdown" and "Avatar", Carter turns it off in the control room by tapping the computer a bit.
** Once on ''Stargate'', a possessed O'Neill tells another guy at gunpoint to insert his key, which struck me as defeating the purpose - you'd think they'd tell the people with keys to die rather than be coerced.
*** Well, they ''do.'' HeroicSacrifice is easier said than done, ya know.
** Putting this trope into effect in ''Series/StargateSG1'' could almost have been considered a plot thread of its own during the first two seasons or so. In the movie and until the events of the pilot, the SGC had a hair-trigger on the self-destruct button and the gate's iris, because the primary priority was keeping everything alien out. In the show, though, they start bringing stuff back for study and all kinds of other reasons, and of course, it's stuff they don't fully understand that's often hostile. A TwoKeyedLock is needed to stop PuppeteerParasite, a handprint scanner is needed to stop cloaked aliens, and so on.
* Rare example not involving nukes: in an episode of ''Series/{{Alias}}'' set in a Romanian mental hospital, the door to get out is double-keyed, one lock on the wall to either side of a wide maintenance door, too wide for one person to turn both keys with their hands. [[spoiler:Sydney deals with this by acrobatically turning the other one with her foot.]]
* In the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "Journey's End", the Earth's self destruct requires three out of five UNIT soldiers in different countries around the world to work together to activate it.
* Referenced in an episode of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', where George's girlfriend refuses to accept their break-up. Both she and Jerry compare this to launching missiles from a submarine (Jerry says it's not the same, but George's girlfriend says it is).
* In the 2000s ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|Reimagined}}'', the nuclear launch tubes on [[TheBattlestar battlestars]] are controlled by two-keyed locks.
* In the ''Series/{{Andromeda}}'' pilot episodes, Dylan gives four people he barely knows positions on his ships - because, apparently, one person cannot launch the Nova Bombs even though one can arbitrarily give out the positions necessary to do so.
* During the first season finale of ''Series/{{seaQuestDSV}}'', Captain Bridger and Commander Ford use their keys to arm the ship's nuclear warheads as a SelfDestructMechanism to seal a massive crack in the ocean floor. The arming mechanism is set up so that both panels are some distance apart and angled towards each other to prevent one person's use.
* In the second ''Series/{{V}}'' miniseries, the Visitors intend to deploy their mothership as a nuclear bomb as a last resort in case their troops can't hold on to Earth. John and Diana both take one of the arming device's two keys. John is willing to concede defeat and just retreat, but a spiteful Diana wants to kill off all of humanity because they defeated her. She orders John to hand over his key at gunpoint, [[spoiler:and kills him when he voices his disgust.]]
[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''[[VideoGame/MetroidPrime Metroid Prime 3: Corruption]]'' has you do this with a GF trooper in order to activate an elevator. [[spoiler:The "trooper" in question is the shape-shifting foe Gandrayda.]]
* Oddly enough, only two "puzzles" in ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' need Leon and Ashley to do this.
** However ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'' has loads of these to prevent you from leaving your partner behind.
** ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil0'', considering its focus on the partner system, also had a few puzzles like this, including one literal two-keyed lock right at the end.
** ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil6'' has random doors all over the place that require two people to hold down buttons on either side of the frame for them to open. Nothing valuable is behind them, they're just another way to make sure you don't leave your partner behind.
* Used as a minigame in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', where to open a security door two party members must push two widely separated buttons at the same time.
* The Four Shrines in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX'' must be activated simultaneously, but the only impact this has on gameplay is forcing you to fight a boss with just two characters; you don't control the rest.
** Similarly the Fork Tower in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV''. The tower will explode if both rewards aren't taken simultaneously, so [[LetsSplitUpGang you're forced to split the party]].
* Done in ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare 3'' in a mission where you play as Frost and have to infiltrate a Russian submarine. The level has you launching missiles from the sub onto the other Russian boats, but before you can do so Frost and Sandman have to use a two-keyed lock to open the button that launches the missiles. Sandman also apparently gets both keys from the Captain, which does seem to defeat the point; but then again, they aren't nuclear missiles.
* Happens all the time in ''GearsOfWar 2''.
* In ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'', the player must find three card keys to deactivate Metal Gear Rex late in the game. The twist, however, is that the one key Snake obtains is actually all three keys. [[spoiler:The key is made of shape memory alloy, so depending on what extreme temperatures Snake subjects the key to, it changes into each of the keys.]]
** There's also a two-part code, each part memorized by [=DARPA=] chief Donald Anderson and [=ArmsTech=] president Kenneth Baker, respectively. The [=PAL=] key option is stated to be a backup, as a way to disable Rex once the code has been entered, or to enable it if the code is somehow lost. [[spoiler: Snake is led to believe Psycho Mantis extracted Anderson's code, even though it should have been impossible, while Baker gave in to Revolver Ocelot's torture. It turns out Ocelot inadvertently killed Anderson before getting him to break, requiring Decoy Octopus to impersonate him and [[BatmanGambit have Snake figure out the key system so they could activate Rex]].]]
* ''VisualNovel/{{Snatcher}}'' has a '''three'''-keyed one in located in Queens Hospital.
* Used in ''VideoGame/SonicChronicles: The Dark Brotherhood'' when you had puzzles where four characters had to stand in certain spots to unlock doors.
** This is also a common type of puzzle in ''VideoGame/SonicHeroes'', where all three teammates have to stand on switches at the same time to activate a door or gimmick. While at the start these puzzles boil down to running through a line of switches in Power formation, later stages have the switches located in completely different corners of an area, resulting in a hybrid EscortMission and WarringWithoutWeapons where you have to leave your teammates behind at switches as you travel to the next while making sure said teammates remain safe.
* Unfortunately frequent in the [=PS2=]-exclusive ''VideoGame/HalfLife1'' expansion ''Decay'', where the designers' idea of co-operative gameplay was to include puzzles that require two players to work synchronously to be solved efficiently, such as turning switches on opposing sides of a room simultaneously.
* A few 'double-button security locks' show up in ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves''. The timing window seems to give some margin of error. Notably, while there are many Two Keyed (and more commonly three, five, seven, or whatever-keyed) locks, these are clustered on the console as individual padlocks. Still, you do have to retrieve all the keys to open it.
* Done, sort of, in ''VideoGame/FurFighters'' in a submarine. The player must turn two keys at the same time but instead of getting two people you just back into one key and shoot the other to make them turn.
* In ''JediKnight: Jedi Outcast'', the prison where Jan is kept is like this, with about five or six consecutive doors. Holding down the switch in between two doors holds those two doors open only, so you have to open the doors, wait for Jan to walk through to open the doors for you, and continue until you leapfrog your way out.
* Happens all the time in VideoGame/{{LEGO adaptation game}}s. Many doors can't be passed unless two (or more) characters simultaneously throw switches.
** Thankfully, unlike many games, the AI is smart enough to move some distance to the other switch, without having to carefully babysit them through each step.
* Opening the shuttle bay door in ''VideoGame/SpaceQuest 6'' requires two people (or one person [[spoiler:with another person's arm appendage]]). Interestingly enough, this trope is inverted any and all of the auto-destruct sequences in the series.
* One [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/chapter1-27.html update]] of a LetsPlay of the VideoGame/DwarfFortress map [=BoatMurdered=] had someone submit a drawing of the employment of the "lava death system." With two keys, natch. In the actual game, of course, the system was activated by a simple lever.
* One bank that [[VideoGame/SplinterCell Sam Fisher]] has to infiltrate in ''Chaos Theory'' has a TwoKeyedLock protecting its main vault. Fisher, however, has a remote-controlled key-turning device.
* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaFourSwords''-series has a lot of puzzles which include the "four buttons, each of them only triggers if a person is standing on it"-factor. In some of the games this is subverted by "one player controls four characters". At some places this is required to move on, at others it's just "drop a lot of loot"!
** In fact, there are a lot of these in the Zelda games. Sometimes using a block or the assistance of lovely Princess Zelda (as a Phantom) to push one, or hitting a series of switches with the boomerang. [[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] has plenty of these in the Stone Tower, and in order to work them you need the Elegy of Emptiness, which creates a statue duplicate of your form, and the Zora and Goron masks.
* ''VideoGame/{{Oddworld}} - Abe's Exoddus'' has a lot of these. Abe can turn one wheel, but there's often more than one required to unlock a door/move a platform/whatever, so you need to bring other Mudokons along and order them to turn the wheels. The timing's fairly forgiving, so assembling the Mudokons is usually the main problem... with one exception, where it's two ''levers'' instead of wheels.
* One way ''VideoGame/{{Banjo|-Kazooie}}-Tooie'' enforces use of the Split Up mechanic is by having doors that open only when two {{Pressure Plate}}s are occupied by a bear and bird at the same time.
* ''VideoGame/SkiesOfArcadia'' has a whole dungeon focused around locks that require two people to stand on panels in different parts of the dungeon. The thing is, neither side knew that they were helping each other get past and they just both happened to be searching for the same treasure at the same time.
* ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClank Future: A Crack in Time'' includes a variation of this. Clank must use his newly-acquired [[spoiler: ability to shift time]] to record multiple copies of himself completing various tasks (such as pressing buttons or activating platforms), usually with the end goal of opening a door at the end of a room. The actions of the copies must be perfectly timed in order for the player controlling the "real" Clank to solve the puzzle; with up to four copies working at once to complete the task, the difficulty can ramp up pretty quickly.
* VideoGame/MortalKombatShaolinMonks has a bunch of these. They're completely optional secrets/goodies, and in no way necessary to continue the game. They ARE, however, essential to 100% completion. If you're a completionist, and you don't have a sibling or buddy to play the game with, don't get the game.
* The ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' games use a few of these in both single-player and co-op. The former involve two buttons that need to be pressed within a short timespan of each other, and thus require having your two portal ends right next to them. (One of these is justified as an actual two-keyed security lock. The rest are just part of the tests.) The latter actually involve both players, and the game has thoughtfully included the ability to initiate a countdown that appears on the other's screen.
* ''VideoGame/{{Okamiden}}'' being based around partners has a plenty of these throughout the game where Chibi and his partner must stand on pressure pads to unlock doors or make bridges appear. One notable example has a two-buttoned lock which is also a trap forcing Chibi to play through half the dungeon himself to gain the key to free his friend.
* ''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'' (as well as some other {{MMORPG}}s) have missions where a given number of people must trigger some kind of switch simultaneously (or within a margin of error given lag times) in order to complete.
* The Thieves' Guild vault in ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]]'' has one of these, with the keys being owned by the most powerful members of the guild. [[spoiler: No one realizes it's already been emptied by Guildmaster Mercer Frey, using a magical lockpick he stole from the goddess Nocturnal.]]
* In the "purple world" of ''VideoGame/{{Braid}}'' a few parts require synchronized or simultaneous flipping of switches or unlocking of doors, using that world's gimmick.
* The Dungeoneering skill in ''VideoGame/RuneScape'' has two variants on the TwoKeyedLock, in the lever room and follow-the-statue-leaders emote rooms.
* Present early on in ''VideoGame/DeepFear'', as you have to get the two keys from the people charged with their safekeeping (both incapacitated) to abort a nuclear missile launch from a damaged submarine. Although, [[ANuclearError both slots are within arm's reach from a single spot]]...
* ''ProjectZero 2: Crimson Butterfly'' has a couple of places where the twins have to stand on pressure pads to unlock certain doors. Seeing as the village had been completely cut off from modern technology it's rather out of place to the general rural-rustic style.
* ''Videogame/DarksidersII'' has few. Several dungeons has Death commanding up to ghosts which results in many cases of this. Then later in the game Death gains the ability to split his soul into two which generally follows this trope more clearly as you have to control both to perform the same actions at the same time.
** It also turns out the that the final door in the game requires two keys, and they have to be turned at the same time for the door to open.
* ''VideoGame/TheCave'' has several puzzles require characters to pull switches/stand on pressure pads to allow other characters to past. Also a literal three-keyed-lock is in the scientist level.
* A small example in ''VideoGame/MegaManXCommandMission'': the intro stage involves waiting for a certain tone from Zero to hit a button and unlock a set of doors. Subverted in that Zero is controlled by the game and not the player. And your reward for messing up the timing? [[spoiler:A battle against three Preons.]]
* A very common puzzle type in ''VideoGame/DeadlyRoomsOfDeath''. As you only control one character, such puzzles generally require manipulating monsters so they move onto pressure plates at the correct time.
* Both castles of Dhaos in ''VideoGame/TalesOfPhantasia'' feature doors that can only be opened when 4 (and later 5) people stand in front of them, basically ensuring that the party doesn't stay separated for long.
[[folder:Web Comics]]
* Used [[http://www.goblinscomic.com/d/20090103.html here]] in ''{{Goblins}}: Life Through Their Eyes'', with a four-key system. [[spoiler:[[CuttingTheKnot A giant just smashes the door open for them]], because they REALLY don't have time for puzzles.]]
[[folder:Web Original]]
* ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' uses the exact self-destruct code from Star Trek III in the ColdOpen for his review of... the comic adaptation of Star Trek III in order to [[spoiler: prevent Lord Vyce from taking his ship back. Vyce manages to stop the sequence before the ship blows up.]]
** Possibly unique in that one of the people who confirms the code is ''the ship's AI''. Linkara makes it clear that he's not asking her to help kill herself, though, as she can transfer her consciousness off the ship.
* In ''Webcomic/AxeCop'' when they're visiting Magic World they have to insert two magic wands on the side of a gate at the same time to get in. [[http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_105/ Not that they get very far after that point]].
* In ''Machinima/FreemansMind'', Gordon accidentally launches what he believes to be a missile (it's actually a satellite delivery rocket, but he hadn't been paying attention to the security guard who told him about it) and afterward mentions that he would have expected one of these instead of just the BigRedButton he pressed. Even for a satellite delivery rocket, and even considering he was resuming an aborted launch, yeah, you'd think the procedure would be at least a little more complex.
[[folder:Western Animation]]
* The Fire Temple's inner sanctum in ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' could only be opened by five simultaneous fireblasts. A "fully realized Avatar" could do it single-handedly, but it otherwise required five powerful and fully-trained firebenders.
* In ''{{Chaotic}}'', the Doors of the Deepmines, that act as the M'arillians' prison requires four keys held by the other four tribes to open.
* One of many many secure location tropes parodied in a ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' "found a new place to hide my porn" sequence.
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}'', when Halcyon Renard's second, fully-automated airship is sabotaged, he goes to the bridge to take it off a collision course, only to realize that two people are needed at two different consoles to perform emergency course corrections.
* On ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' two keys were required to be turned simultaneously to drop the "perfect 300 game" balloon at the bowling alley.
* An episode of the animated Dilbert parodies this: while Dilbert and Dogbert are stuck behind a driver at a tollbooth, they engage a dual-keyed weapon to destroy her vehicle.
[[folder:Real Life]]
* TruthInTelevision, this, especially in terms of US ICBM silos. The two key slots are far enough apart that one person can't turn both at the same time. Plus you'll need the launch codes, if they're not [[Film/BrokenArrow1996 set to 00000000...]]
** Yes, that actually did happen.
*** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permissive_Action_Link Permissive Action Link]]. Under the [[JohnFKennedy Kennedy administration]], somebody decided to put [=PALs=] on the US nuclear arsenal to prevent unauthorized firing. SAC objected to this practice, fearing the possibility that the launch codes would not be available in time of need. So, very quietly, SAC installed these devices, intended to ensure the safety of the free world, and very quietly, they set the combination on every single one of them to [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} 00000000]]. Very trusting people, SAC.
**** [[VindicatedByHistory Well, their trust appears to have been well placed.]]
*** The logic was that warheads mounted to missiles in either ground-based stations or in ballistic submarines are secure because of the two-man-rule interlocks, and [=PALs=] would risk a loss of readiness without significant security benefit. Actual (non-trivially-coded) [=PALs=] were (eventually) applied to small warheads - air-dropped bombs and ship/air-launched cruise missiles. These warheads, unlike those for ballistic missiles, can be stored or transported in a functional or semi-functional state and thus may be lost or stolen. For these weapons, the two-man rule utilizes the [=PALs=] themselves - two officers must concur with the legitimacy of a nuclear launch order and release their portions of the PAL codes, or else the warheads cannot be armed.
* The Soviets had two launch keys and unlock codes held by the higher-ups (i.e. on shore) for their submarines. Now the case for US subs, but not always.
* For safety deposit boxes, one key is the bank's and one is the customer's. This ensures that the bank cannot open your box without you, and that you (or someone with your key) can't open your box without showing ID to the bank.
** At least, this used to be the case. Banks are adding increasingly more checks to get in. In the case of [[http://www.bankofamerica.com/ one large bank]], you must enter a PIN, pass a biometric scan, and use a regular old key as well, constituting three-factor authentication.
* Vault doors also have this in some cases as an alternative to time locks, with two sets of combinations and two dials. It has the advantage of allowing the bank to access the inside of the vault, which in one notable case was useful as thieves had tunneled inside the vault(a slight flaw in time locks as there is no way to look inside the vault if someone is thought to be inside, there is absolutely nothing that can be done).
* Some Soviet nuclear missile silos had three blast doors, each needing three keys, and each key given to a different person. So a total of nine people were needed to actually get access to the missiles.
* In a much more mundane context, most of the rides at the local amusement park won't launch without both operators holding the go buttons, and they can still be locked out by ride sensors.
* Many industrial machines have two start buttons, but they are close enough to be pressed by a single operator so long as he uses both hands. The goal here is to ensure that both of the operator's hands are on the control box, and not in the machine. Depending on the machine, there might also be a footpedal.
* In some poor villages of Africa where they have opted for Food Bank (filled with food aid for use when the harvest is lean and topped up by local farmers when the harvest is good) three people from the community are given keys and required to open it. Because as Josette Sheeran says; [[http://www.ted.com/talks/josette_sheeran_ending_hunger_now.html food is gold]]
* Many main electrical power switches can be padlocked in the OFF position. Devices are available which allow multiple padlocks to be connected to the switch; unless they're all unlocked, the switch cannot be closed. Useful if there might be several people working on the circuit and you want to be sure that it can't be closed unless they ''all'' agree. On these, the locks don't need to be removed simultaneously, they just all have to be off at the moment the switch is closed.
* The industrial practice of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockout-tagout Lockout-Tagout]] often includes multi-padlock devices like the one mentioned above. When a major piece of machinery is going to be serviced, you often want to put multiple locks on it so it doesn't start running again unless everyone with a key agrees it is time.


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The Duncan High School Vocal Music Department will present its annual Christmas concert at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, in the DHS Auditorium.
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The theme for this year's show is "Merry Christmas." As with previous years, "Peace, Peace" will be the traditional song to end the Christmas concert. The Vocal Music Department is under the direction of Kevin Zinn.
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Cowboy mounted shooting is a fast-growing sport in the United States and now the Duncan community has the opportunity to learn skills from the best.
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The first draft of the proposed 2014 budget for the City of Duncan reflects a decline in debt and an increase in reserves.
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If you haven't viewed the Christmas Auction yet this year, there are only two more nights to check out the many items up for bid.
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Marlow City Council, and Bray-Doyle and Central High school board will all have elections, while a new member will join the Duncan Board of Education uncontested.
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"Family Matters: The Complete Third Season" (Warner, 1991-92, three discs, $29.98, 25 episodes). This sitcom about a middle-class black family living in the Chicago suburbs continues to shift its focus to nerdy supporting character Urkel (Jaleel White) with head of the family Carl Winslow (Reginald VelJohnson) becoming his straight man, making the show more cartoon-like.
"Tyler Perry's Madea Gets a Job: The Play" (Lionsgate/Blu-ray, 2013, $24.99, featurette). Perry's drag character is ordered by a judge to perform 20 hours of community service at a retirement home, which is, of course, completely upended by her antics. Broad comedy performed before a live audience by Perry and his cast of regulars. (Also on DVD, $19.98)
"Attenborough's Life Stories" (BBC, 2013, $24.98, three episodes). David Attenborough has been chronicling natural history in books, audio programs and television shows for some 60 years. This documentary trilogy of 50-minute programs includes "Life on Camera," "Understanding the Natural World" and "Our Fragile Planet." (Also on Blu-ray, $29.98)
"Bible Stories From the Old Testament" (Lionsgate/History, 2013, three discs, $19.98, nine episodes"Bible Stories From the New Testament" (Lionsgate/History, 2013, three discs, $19.98, nine episodes). These sets collect A&E and History Channel hourlong documentaries on the title subjects, including episodes of "Mysteries of the Bible" and "Biography." The Creation, Adam and Eve, Sodom and Gomorrah, Noah and the Flood, Herod, Mary, the life of Jesus and many more biblical subjects are covered, though none in any great depth.
"Nurse Jackie: Season Four" (Lionsgate, 2012, three discs, $39.98, 10 episodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, bloopers). The title drug-addled nurse (Edie Falco) in a New York City hospital returns, going to rehab and watching co-workers suffer for helping her cover up her addiction. (Also on Blu-ray, $39.97)
"Storage Wars: Volume 4" (A&E, 2012, two discs, $19.98, 16 episodes, deleted scene). More episodes of the reality series about treasure hunters bidding at storage auctions and hoping to find valuable treasures.
"Duck Dodgers: Dark Side of the Duck" (Warner, 2003, two discs, $19.97, 13 episodes, original "Duck Dodgers" theatrical cartoon). Daffy Duck's space-traveling alter ego had a three-season run on the Cartoon Network. These episodes comprise the complete first season.
"The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley: The Complete Series" (Warner Archive, 1988, $24.95, 13 episodes). Martin Short's cartoonish character from "SCTV" and "Saturday Night Live" was a literal cartoon for this single-season, Saturday-morning show. In addition to Short, voices are provided by Jonathan Winters, and Short's SCTV cohorts Joe Flaherty, Catherine O'Hara and Andrea Martin. (Available at www.WarnerArchive.com)
"Dora the Explorer: Dora's Butterfly Ball" (Nickelodeon/Paramount, 2013, $14.99, three episodes; sticker sheet). Episodes from the current season of the animated series, including one about Father's Day.
"SlugTerra: Return of the Shane Gang, Volume 1" (Shout! Kids, 2012, $14.97, five episodes, new introduction, three bonus episodes). First DVD release of the animated series that initially aired on the Disney XD cable channel has Eli Shane training an army of magical slugs to take on evil Dr. Blakk.
"Chuggington: Safari Adventures" (Anchor Bay, 2013, $16.98, six episodes, bonus "Badge Quest" episode, featurettes, activity sheets; collectible toy Mtambo train). British animated show with anthropomorphic trains. (Also available without the toy train, $14.98)
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Waardenburg syndrome (also Waardenburg Shah Syndrome, Waardenburg-Klein syndrome, Mende's syndrome II, Van der Hoeve-Halbertsma-Waardenburg syndrome, Ptosis-Epicanthus syndrome, Van der Hoeve-Halbertsma-Gualdi syndrome, Waardenburg type Pierpont,[5] Van der Hoeve-Waardenburg-Klein syndrome, Waardenburg's syndrome II and Vogt's syndrome) is a rare genetic disorder most often characterized by varying degrees of deafness, minor defects in structures arising from the neural crest, and pigmentation anomalies. Disruptions in myogenesis, particularly mutations in Pax3, can cause Waardenburg syndrome I and III.
It was first described in 1951.[1]
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Waardenburg syndrome is named after Dutch ophthalmologist Petrus Johannes Waardenburg (1886–1979), who described the syndrome in detail in 1951.[1][2] The condition he described is now categorized as WS1. Swiss ophthalmologist David Klein also made contributions towards the understanding of the syndrome.[3]
WS2 was identified in 1971, to describe cases where "dystopia canthorum" did not present.[4] WS2 is now split into subtypes, based upon the gene responsible.
Other types have been identified, but they are less common.
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There are five major and five minor diagnostic criteria for Waardenburg syndrome.
- sensorineural hearing loss
- iris pigmentary abnormality (two eyes different color or iris bicolor or characteristic brilliant blue iris)
- hair hypopigmentation (white forelock or white hairs at other sites on the body) (poliosis)
- dystopia canthorum (lateral displacement of inner canthi)
- first‐degree relative previously diagnosed with Waardenburg syndrome
- skin hypopigmentation (congenital leukoderma/white skin patches)
- medial eyebrow flare (synophrys)
- broad nasal root (dystopia canthorum)
- hypoplasia alae nasi
- premature graying of the hair (before age 30).
The overall incidence is ~1/42,000 to 1/50,000 people. Types I and II are the most common types of the syndrome, whereas types III and IV are rare. Type 4 is also known as Waardenburg‐Shah syndrome (association of Waardenburg syndrome with Hirschsprung disease).
Type 4 is rare with only 48 cases reported up to 2002.[5]
About 1 in 30 students in schools for the deaf have Waardenburg syndrome. All races and both sexes are affected equally. The highly variable presentation of the syndrome makes it difficult to arrive at precise figures for its prevalence.
Subtypes of the syndrome are traceable to different genetic variations:
Type | OMIM | Gene | Locus | Also known as |
Type I, WS1 | 193500 | PAX3 | 2q35 | - |
Type IIa, WS2A (originally WS2) | 193510 | MITF | 3p14.1-p12.3 | - |
Type IIb, WS2B | 600193 | WS2B | 1p21-p13.3 | - |
Type IIc, WS2C | 606662 | WS2C | 8p23 | - |
Type IId, WS2D (very rare) | 608890 | SNAI2 | 8q11 | - |
Type III, WS3 | 148820 | PAX3 | 2q35 | Klein-Waardenburg syndrome |
Type IVa, WS4A | 277580 | EDNRB | 13q22 | |
Type IVb, WS4B | 613265 | EDN3 | 20q13 | |
Type IVc, WS4C | 613266 | SOX10 | 22q13 |
Symptoms vary from one type of the syndrome to another and from one patient to another, but they include:
- Very pale or brilliantly blue eyes, eyes of two different colors (complete heterochromia), or eyes with one iris having two different colours (sectoral heterochromia);
- A forelock of white hair (poliosis), or premature graying of the hair;
- Appearance of wide-set eyes due to a prominent, broad nasal root (dystopia canthorum)—particularly associated with type I) also known as telecanthus;
- Moderate to profound hearing loss (higher frequency associated with type II);
- A low hairline and eyebrows that touch in the middle.
- Patches of white pigmentation on the skin have been observed in some people. Sometimes, abnormalities of the arms, associated with type III, have been observed.
- Type IV may include neurologic manifestations.
Waardenburg syndrome has also been associated with a variety of other congenital disorders, such as intestinal and spinal defects, elevation of the scapula, and cleft lip and palate. Sometimes this is concurrent with Hirschsprung disease.
This condition is usually inherited in an autosomal dominant pattern, which means one copy of the altered gene is sufficient to cause the disorder. In most cases, an affected person has one parent with the condition. A small percentage of cases result from new mutations in the gene; these cases occur in people with no history of the disorder in their family.
Some cases of type II and type IV Waardenburg syndrome appear to have an autosomal recessive pattern of inheritance, which means two copies of the gene must be altered for a person to be affected by the disorder. Most often, the parents of a child with an autosomal recessive disorder are not affected but are carriers of one copy of the altered gene.
Waardenburg syndrome is usually inherited in an autosomal dominant pattern.
Types II and IV Waardenburg syndrome may sometimes have an autosomal recessive pattern of inheritance.
There is currently no treatment or cure for Waardenburg syndrome. The symptom most likely to be of practical importance is deafness, and this is treated as any other irreversible deafness would be. In marked cases there may be cosmetic issues. Other abnormalities (neurological, structural, Hirschsprung disease) associated with the syndrome are treated symptomatically.
In animals[edit]
Waardenburg syndrome is known to occur in ferrets. The affected animal will usually have a small white stripe along the top or back of its head, sometimes down the back of the neck (known as a blaze) or a solid white head (from nose to shoulders; ferrets with this are known as a panda marked ferret) and a somewhat, although barely noticeably, flatter skull than normal ferrets. As a ferret's sense of hearing is poor to begin with it is not easily noticeable except for when the affected animal does not react to loud noises that non-affected ones will respond to. As the disorder is easily spread to offspring, the affected animal will not be used for breeding by private, reputable breeders, although it may still be neutered and sold as a pet. However, largely as a result of mass-breeding due to the "exotic" markings it gives (when compared to a standard sable/pole cat marked or albino ferret), 75% of US ferrets with a blaze or white head sold from pet stores are deaf.[6]
Domesticated cats with blue eyes and white coats are often completely deaf.[7] Whether or not this is a result of Waardenburg syndrome remains unclear.[8] Deafness is far more common in white cats than in those with other coat colors. According to the ASPCA Complete Guide to Cats, "17 to 20 percent of white cats with nonblue eyes are deaf; 40 percent of "odd-eyed" white cats with one blue eye are deaf; and 65 to 85 percent of blue-eyed white cats are deaf."[9] In the 1980's, college genetic classes taught that the genes for deafness and white coat color were closely linked, resulting in the majority of cats with completely white coats and bluer eyes being deaf.[10] The newer evidence cited above refutes this simplistic idea.
In popular culture[edit]
In the season 6 episode of Bones (TV Series), 'The Signs in the Silence', the team must solve a case in which the suspected killer has Waardenburg syndrome.
Enzo Macleod, protagonist of Peter May's series The Enzo Files, has Waardenburg syndrome. His eyes are different colors and he has a white streak in his hair. See pp. 17-18 of "Extraordinary People" (2006) by Peter Mays.
The book Reconstructing Amelia by Kimberly McCreight features several characters with Waardenburg symptoms.
Other contributors[edit]
- Waardenburg-Klein syndrome is named after Petrus Johannes Waardenburg (1886–1979), a Dutch ophthalmologist and geneticist, and David Klein, a Swiss human geneticist and ophthalmologist.
- Mende's syndrome II is named after Irmgard Mende (1938-), a German-American physician.
- Van der Hoeve-Halbertsma-Waardenburg Syndrome is named after Jan Van der Hoeve (1878-1952), a Dutch ophthalmologist, Nicolaas Adolf Halbertsma (1889-1968), Dutch physician and Petrus Johannes Waardenburg (1886–1979).
- Van der Hoeve-Halbertsma-Gualdi syndrome is named for Jan Van der Hoeve (1878-1952), Nicolaas Adolf Halbertsma (1889-1968) and Vincenzo Gualdi (1891-1976),an Italian physician.
- Vogt's syndrome is named for Cecile Vogt (1875-1962), a French-German neuropathologist.
See also[edit]
- ^ a b Waardenburg PJ (September 1951). "A New Syndrome Combining Developmental Anomalies of the Eyelids, Eyebrows and Noseroot with Pigmentary Anomalies of the Iris and Head Hair and with Congenital Deafness; Dystopia canthi medialis et punctorum lacrimalium lateroversa, Hyperplasia supercilii medialis et radicis nasi, Heterochromia iridum totalis sive partialis, Albinismus circumscriptus (leucismus, poliosis) et Surditas congenita (surdimutitas)". Am. J. Hum. Genet. 3 (3): 195–253. PMC 1716407. PMID 14902764.
- ^ Petrus Johannes Waardenburg at Who Named It?
- ^ Klein-Waardenburg syndrome at Who Named It?
- ^ Arias S (1971). "Genetic Heterogeneity in the Waardenburg Syndrome". Birth Defects Original Article Series 7 (4): 87–101. PMID 5006208.
- ^ Egbalian F (2008). "Waardenburg-Shah Syndrome; A Case Report and Review of the Literature". Iranian Journal of Pediatrics 18 (1): 71–74.
- ^ Matulich E. "Deafness in Ferrets". Cypresskeep.com.
- ^ Webb AA, Cullen CC (2010). "Coat color and coat color pattern-related neurologic and neuro-ophthalmic diseases". The Canadian Veterinary Journal 51 (6): 653–657. PMC 2871368. PMID 20808581.
- ^ Geigy CA, Heid S, Steffen F, Danielson K, Jaggy A, Gaillard C (2007). "Does a pleiotropic gene explain deafness and blue irises in white cats?". Veterinary Journal 173 (3): 548–553. doi:10.1016/j.tvjl.2006.07.021. PMID 16956778.
- ^ Richards J (1999). ASPCA Complete Guide to Cats: Everything You Need to Know About Choosing and Caring for Your Pet. Chronicle Books. p. 71. ISBN 9780811819299.
- ^ DeeAnn Williams Visk, personal recollection.
External links[edit]
- GeneReviews/NCBI/NIH/UW entry on Waardenburg Syndrome Type I
- OMIM Genetic disorder catalog — Waardenburg syndrome


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Emm, currently its Drop it Like its Hot by Snoop Dogg, but thats just because i got a new phone. I don't know what I want to have as my ringtone though...
QJ loads way 2 slow & the theme is ugly as hell, gone are the glory days
Nelly Grillz
got to change it though its boring the **** out of me
Main ringtone...
Fsck the MPAA by Futuristic Sex Robotz.
PC Speaker:
fsck the M-P-double-A comin straight out the underground
a young pirate got it bad cause I'm down,
loadin DVDs like a motherfsckin fiend,
bring my camera to the movies and I put em on BT,
back all that stolen content up on DVD-ROMs,
cause my tip's been piracy since I dropped out my Mom's,
and just because I share my MP3s,
they got the government comin after me,
instead of suin kids why don't you step on up,
and release a couple albums that don't completely suck,
stop puttin DRM onto audio CDs,
that don't make it any harder to steal your MP3s,
if I want your shi-t for free, I ain't gonna have to pay,
and all your bullshi-t is why the fsck I say,
hack the Gibson, hack the Gibson,
I'm seedin BitTorrents like a digital pimp, son
fsck the M-P-double-A
fsck the R-I-double-A
fsck the suits behind the BSA
and fsck em all for the DMCA
Recycle Bin:
robot pirates, we get our shi-t for free,
parental advisory you'll never fsckin see,
been a couple years since I seen an FBI warning,
cut it out cause that shi-t's mad boring,
ya'll fsckin dumber than that beotch from bad boys,
step to the Bin and it's grandma's sex toys,
I'ma just keep fillin up muh drives,
the ones that disapear when the lawsuit arrives,
all you fsckin suits can suck my balls,
when you get done you gonna make some calls,
I better see some changes or it's time to fight,
you ain't gonna manage my digital rights
remember when anti-trust was the thing,
now you're set up for downloadin Sting,
treatin payin customers like criminals,
pens filled up with music nerd animals,
buyin off senators left and right,
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on the 56k had hundreds of songs,
drives partitioned like asses in thongs,
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Ringtone for girlfriend is "Ass and Titties" (for obvious reasons...)
Rngtone for 'the other woman' is "Choke Me, Spank Me" by xZibit (for even more obvious reasons...she's into that shi-t)
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It's silent for most of the time. I'm pretty forgetful so I don't want to risk it by leaving the phone on and going into a lecture and getting a call.
When it is on however it's the sound of Snakes Codec from the original Metal Gear Solid.
Eric Prydz - Call on me or The Price is Right theme.
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It's called vibrate. My phone vibrates when it goes off.
Devil In A Midnight Mass by Billy Talent. I got it about 5 minutes before Amp'd removed it. (Why they did I have no clue)
Mines on vibrate most of the time because of work and school, but the Ringtone is the Halo Theme, and message tone is the Final Fantasy victory fanfare. I tend not to use real songs as tones because they get old and you look like a fool when you have an old song as your tone.
it didnt take long for someone to change the thread title, lolmy phone vibrates and rings.Originally Posted by billythekilly
Myne too.Originally Posted by Midnight Malevolence
mines the back to the future theme...i made it myself(real music tone)
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Little ***** - Big D and the Kids Table
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DHURRRRRRRRRP!Originally Posted by Wookiee
I rest my case.
I have different ringtones for different people.
My main ringtone is Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold.
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Yeah! Put all the awsome songs on the people you hate, That way, You don't just not answer them, but you listen to a kick ass ringtone.Originally Posted by Savethekids
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Wow, ive seen alot of that same girl getting her boob poked..Now the guy is holding it??..How long does that last exactly? (the actual video its from?)
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I took it off though, because I've had for like, 3 months... Now it just vibrates.
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Lean Back from Terror Squad. It's so old but it's still good.
I don't have a ringtone anymore, I went swimming in the ocean with my phone in my pocket..
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Uneven Stomach After Smart Lipo - Does This Look Normal?
- Asked by Houston4138 in Houston
- 2 years ago
i am 11 weeks post op and wanted more advice on my uneven skin on my stomach. does this look normal? why is it not smooth? my flanks turned out fine and i love how flat my stomach is, but so ugly and dimply..?? :-( any advice would be appreciated!! is there still a chance that it will even out??
Uneven results after tummy liposuction are due to technique
Without examining you, its impossible to say why your results 2 months after surgery appear as uneven as depicted in your photo - but some basic principles apply to all lipo procedures- no matter if a laser is involved or not - the first principle is to leave a layer of subcutaneous fat behind to ensure a smooth result.
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