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My wife and I had the opportunity to do that recently when we visited our daughter, who is working on a film project there for a couple of months.
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You disgust me JOHN….Thinking about that ballot i did in your name makes me want to cut off my hands or something…..gah…
Abandon your party wagons people!!!
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July 17, 2013 at 11:40am
"social engineer" That is pretty creepy. Sheeple have no excuse now. You have been told out in the open on MSM you are being herded. This happens on both sides.
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anyone notice how these things happen in states like CA, and NY where you can't protect yourself legally? In FL where the incident took place all is quiet, and this is because the stand your ground law is in place and having the effect it should have.
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July 14, 2013 at 10:26am
What civil right was violated?
Is it the one where a black man, has the right to beat a hispanic/white man without having to take responsibility?
Or is it the one where a black man can not be labeled as suspicious by another race?
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Does this make her PSEUDOGENDERED?? …lol
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July 12, 2013 at 12:13pm
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"I totally agree. This kid deliberately provoked this altercation and, even if the police did go a little far with the car search, the kid deserved everything he got. There is a difference between exercising your Constitutional rights and deliberately provoking the police."This assumes the Cops knew he was provoking from the beginning (which still wouldnt make it right btw)…..The didn't even know cameras were rolling until well into the search.
New Developments in The Story About That Viral DUI Checkpoint Video
July 12, 2013 at 12:09pm
In reply to usfreeman.
Intentional or not, the event would have played out the same, except maybe there wouldn't be a camera rolling.
Driver pulls up to check point and dares exercise his constitutional rights, will be treated the same….camera or no camera…Intentional or not.
We can't have the peons (citizens) of society thinking they have any power over an elite…
New Developments in The Story About That Viral DUI Checkpoint Video
July 12, 2013 at 8:31am
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however it was a checkpoint, and many people rolled through it…I am sure many ignorant peoples rights were violated, and it should be shown to the world.
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July 12, 2013 at 8:23am
This one being planned is not like the boarder patrol guy who sat in his car without even cracking the window. This guy proved that by following the law (cracking the window, letting the police know he does not concent), the police don't think it is good enough.
There is a huge difference between the two. This one proved that our constitutional rights are almost non existent. The other guy proved that being weird and not communicating your rights will get your window broke… This guy deserved to go viral…
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I have thought this judge very biased from the beginning…..She already has an opinion and sticking to it no matter what….Shameful judge….Cant stand her.
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Capital | New Montgomery |
Language | English |
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Government | Presidential Federal Republic |
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Preceeded by | None |
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The Southern Union was a micronation that existed in the Trussville Sector from August 10th, 2010, to November 7th, 2010.
Corey Findley, an avid micronationalist from Trussville, Alabama, founded the Southern Union on August 10th, 2010, after he failed to become Prime Minister of the Samian Union in the 2010 Election. The original territory of the Southern Union was the houses of Findley and three of his friends. The Southern Union quickly opened up diplomatic relations with the Confederation of Awesome.
Findley wanted to expand the Southern Union, so he created the Southern Army on September 1st, and began a recruitment drive, which peaked drafted soldiers at 8. On September 25th, 2010, the country issued a declaration of Southern Union territory, which vastly expanded the nation into land it essentially had no control over. When the Confederation of Awesome refused to recognize these borders, calling them "unrealistic," Findley broke diplomatic relations with the Confederation. Citizens of the Southern Union began harassing Confederation citizens. On October 7th, the Southern Union declared war on the Confederation of Awesome, in order to take territory from it to legitimize its claims.
During the war, the Southern Union attacked the Confederation at the Battles of Province and Alabaster. Both were losses to the Southern Military, and, Findley, sensing defeat, surrendered on November 7th, 2010. In accordance with the Treaty of Province 2010, the Southern Union was dissolved.
During its existence, the Southern Union was governed as a federal Presidential republic, lead by President Cory Findley. The legislative branch was a unicameral Congress, with one representative from each state. Southern Union government was otherwise based entirely on the United States Constitution, the only other change being a lack of Presidential term limits.
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Originally, the nation was divided into three states, Rodgerson, Garrisonia, Birmingham, with New Montgomery serving as a capitol district. These other states were houses, meaning the Union controlled about an acre of territory. On September 25th, Findley issued the territorial claim that the Southern Union was the successor state to the Confederate States of America, and controlled all of its original territory, as well as the states of New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Arizona. The Southern Union had no effective control of this territory, and did not change the seats in Congress to these states.


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LOS ANGELES, CALIF.—Kobe Bryant is no longer a holdout. He's on Twitter.
With five words — "The antisocial has become social" — the Los Angeles Lakers guard sent the first tweet from his account Friday. About 250,000 people followed his verified account, @kobebryant, within a few hours and he was up to 365,000 late Friday night as the Lakers played the Los Angeles Clippers.
Bryant tiptoed into the Twitterverse last week when he briefly took over Nike basketball's account, when he sent out things like a photo of him hanging out with his daughter, an ice bath that he was dreading and even a suit he was wearing to a particular game.
Bryant says those few days made him consider starting his own account, saying he enjoyed connecting with fans "with no filters."
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"This is what Mike Roberts says about Deven Marrero, the shortstop from Arizona State University chosen 24th overall by the Red Sox. "He's the best amateur baseball player on the defensive side I've ever seen in 35 years of coaching," he said Tuesday. "He's Omar Vizquel at 20, 21, except he'll be a better hitter and steal more bases. I've seen him do things defensively I've never seen another infielder do." Roberts coached Marrero two summers at Cotuit. There's a special bond there. "I absolutely cherish the young man," said Roberts, a sentiment evidently shared by others in Cotuit, given that the family that hosted Marrero while he played for the Kettleers flew to south Florida to be with him on draft day. "I'm thrilled beyond words. I feel as happy as the day my own son was drafted," said Roberts. Still, his judgment of Marrero's skills is not dictated by his affection for the 21-year-old player, who endured a horrific experience in high school (his father was convicted of sexual battery and molestation of two teenage girls) and thrived at Arizona State, where his mother encouraged him to go despite his offer to attend school closer to home. Roberts, who coached longtime star shortstop Walt Weiss in college -- Weiss was AL Rookie of the Year for Oakland -- and has worked with Carl Crawford as a base-stealing coach, said he delivered the exact assessment to two big-league teams who called him before the draft and were picking ahead of the Red Sox. He said he was shocked that Marrero was still available when the Sox made their pick.He's the best amateur baseball player on the defensive side I've ever seen in 35 years of coaching. ... I've seen him do things defensively I've never seen another infielder do.
" -- Mike Roberts, on Red Sox draft pick Deven Marrero
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I'm pretty sure that at this point, M. has an idea of what I have to tell him, since he suddenly seems to be just as eager to come up with excuses to put off seeing each other as I am.
All day Friday he was texting and IMing during every layover, saying how he couldn't wait to see me. After he landed, even though I'd told him I had plans that night and would see him on Saturday, he called several times, leaving cute messages that nevertheless freaked me out, as he was still clearly manic and seemed to be totally oblivious to my obvious lack of enthusiasm. I didn't respond until several hours after his texts finally stopped and I was pretty sure he'd finally fallen asleep.
Saturday, he texted around noon to say that he was still sleeping (relief!!) and then again around 7:00 that night to ask if I was coming over to watch the fights with him. I responded by asking if his buddies were all going to be over, or if it would be just us. He didn't respond until an hour later, apologizing and saying that he'd dozed off again. I encouraged him to go back to bed if he was still jet lagged, and told him that we could just hang out on Sunday. Sunday morning he texted to say that he was still feeling really sick, and had an upset stomach. I pointed out that he was coming off jet lag and a 13 hour time difference, after a 2 week bender of drinking heavily every night, and not sleeping at all for the last 72 hours he was there, and he shouldn't expect to feel very good. He didn't respond to that.
Last night he finally texted to ask whether everything was ok, since he'd been home for 2 days and still hadn't seen me. Coward that I am, I responded with half the truth...I told him that his behavior last week was clearly manic, he'd been drinking nonstop, and I'd been a nervous wreck everytime I even had to talk to him over IM or text, and I didn't want to see him in that state. He just said "ok" and then a few minutes later "I'm sorry." I replied "I know you are," resisting the urge to add "but sorry doesn't undo the damage that's been done, or mean that it won't happen again." That just isn't a conversation I wanted to get into over text message.
Today he went in to work, but then left at lunch to see the doctor because apparently he still can't keep anything down. The doctor prescribed something and told him to go home, so presumably he's back at the house sleeping, which I'm thankful for. I know that I'm only delaying the inevitable, but every hour that he sleeps makes it a little more likely that he will be rational by the time we have to have that painful conversation. Now that the mania is subsiding, I'm not scared of how he will react, I just feel so incredibly sad that its come to this.
How do I tell him?
If I needed any further proof...
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You never stop caring but you do lose hope. My ex drank alot and was always in and out of treatment. It becomes a broken record and you know you need to divorce but still have these attatchments/feelings/ect.
I still support her when I have strength but now that Im divorced its on my terms. Stay strong and listen to your head. Your heart lies to you.
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Chris Rock
grew up in Brooklyn and projected a marked aptitude for comedy early in life.
traveled the New York club circuit during his adolescence, so aggressively and persistently that he established himself as a seasoned veteran by his late teens. He happened to be performing at the New York Comedy Strip c. 1984, when his break arrived in the form of an audience visit by one
Eddie Murphy
. Deeply impressed with the then eighteen-year-old rising star, Murphy cast him in his forthcoming
Beverly Hills Cop II
(1987), as a parking valet. It hardly constituted a breakout performance, but the role and newfound connection with
Eddie Murphy
land a couple of small supporting roles, and eventually a spot on NBC's hallowed
Saturday Night Live
, from 1990-93. During his SNL stint,
also periodically guest-starred in fellow comedian
Keenan Ivory Wayans
' African American sketch comedy series
In Living Color
In 1991,
broke from comedy in favor of a more dramatic role, and his performance as a surprisingly innocent crack addict-cum-informant in
Mario Van Peebles
New Jack City
attracted a substantial amount of favorable attention; Roger Ebert praised
as "effortlessly authentic and convincing."
One could argue with some foundation that the role in
New Jack City
is indicative of
's driving force (i.e., the politics of modern society and race within the contextual framework of American culture). Although
employs comedic delivery, many of his favorite topics are quite grave, and
's ability to confront these issues, cloaked in ribald humor, helped launch his career during the late '90s. While his 1993 screenwriting debut, on Tamra Davis's CB4: The Movie, received lukewarm reviews at best,
established himself as a household name after his scathing HBO comedy special
Bring the Pain
(1996) earned him two Emmy awards and a significantly larger fan base. The same year, he received a third Emmy for his work as a writer and correspondent for Comedy Central's
Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher
. Then, in 1997, the successes of
's stand-up, his contributions to
Saturday Night Live
In Living Color
, his film roleass, and his work on
Bring the Pain
collectively inspired HBO to sign
for a sketch comedy series,
The Chris Rock Show
, that ran from 1997 to 2000. The program borrowed the formats of
Saturday Night Live
In Living Color
, yet it upped the vulgarity, volatility, and presence of hot-button contemporary issues - in addition to the intelligence. In addition to
, the program featured a cast of up-and-coming African American comics, such as Wanda Sykes and Mario Joyner. The program ran to sensational reviews.
's film career expanded throughout the late '90s, and the young comic won particular notice for his role as a hot-headed law enforcement agent in 1998's
Lethal Weapon 4
Danny Glover
Mel Gibson
, and later for
Kevin Smith
's irreverent
(1999), as a bitter apostle of Jesus. He also published a book titled Rock This! with much success. Though
received mixed reviews, in 1999
mounted his second HBO comedy special,
Bigger & Blacker
, which found the comedian addressing topics from gun control to
Bill Clinton
and proper parenting techniques. In late 2000,
played an obnoxious hitman equipped with an incredibly inventive string of obscenities in Neil La Bute's controversial black comedy
Nurse Betty
, alongside Renee Zellweger and Morgan Freeman.
In 2001,
put his screenwriting abilities to the test in
Down to Earth
, a remake of 1941's
Here Comes Mr. Jordan
, and again in
Pootie Tang
, a feature spin-off of one of the characters from
The Chris Rock Show
. In 2001,
voiced one of the characters in
Steven Spielberg
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence
and another in
Osmosis Jones
, and rejoined
Kevin Smith
for a cameo in
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
. In 2002,
was one of several comedians featured in
Christian Charles
' documentary
, and in the same year starred opposite Oscar-winner
Anthony Hopkins
as a CIA spy in the Joel Schumacher-directed action comedy dud
Bad Company
then directed, co-wrote and starred in 2003's
Head of State
as an unlikely presidential candidate for the Democratic party.
Head of State
divided critics; most felt nonplussed, or espoused mixed feelings, such as The Los Angeles Times's Manohla Dargis, who mused, " Rock can't set up a decent-looking shot, and… doesn't care about niceties such as character development… but…nonetheless wrings biting humor from serious issues with the… ferocity [of]… Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce." After Head,
's big screen activity diminished just a bit; he voiced Marty the Zebra in the CG-animated, family-oriented features
(2005) and Madagascar 2 (2008), but his most frequent turn during this period arrived in the form of a new semiautobiographical sitcom on UPN, Everybody Hates Chris, that debuted in September 2005. As written and produced by
, it cast Tyler James Williams as a younger version of the comedian, during the early '80s, who lives in the steel-tough area of Bedford-Stuyvesant and is bused, each day, to a school full of Italian Americans. As narrated by
, this sweet, gentle, nostalgic and witty program caught everyone off guard and drew outstanding ratings during late 2005 "TV Sweeps"; New York Times correspondent Alessandra Stanley was certainly not alone when she praised it as "charming" and compared it favorably to The Cosby Show - high praise, indeed.
In 2007,
returned to cinemas, posing a quadruple threat (writer/producer/ director/star) with the adults-only sex comedy I Think I Love My Wife. In that picture (a remake of Eric Rohmer's Chloe in the Afternoon!)
plays Richard Cooper, a suburban investment banker saddled with a wife and two kids, who finds it increasingly difficult to avoid delving into a rich world of sexual fantasies, and then to avoid an imminent affair with a gorgeous "old friend" (Kerry Washington) seeking career advice. I Think I Love My Wife took its stateside bow in mid-March 2007, to reviews as mixed as anything in
's prior career; most critics either loved or hated it; a few responded ambivalently.
Rock took on a supporting role in 2012's What to Expect When You're Expecting, and voiced the character of Marty the Zebra in Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted the same year. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi
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The biggest names in show business come together to offer their opinions on one of the most inflammatory words in the English language in filmmaker Todd Williams' revealing and thought-provoking documentary. In its long and complex history, the word "nigger" has gone from a cutting and derogatory racial slur to a term of endearment frequently used by African-American youth culture. Though the word has in a sense been "taken back" by the very people that it targeted, it still has the power to anger and enrage when taken out of its new context. As a variety of celebrities including Quincy Jones, Russell Simmons, George Carlin, Damon Dash, and Bryant Gumbel offer their opinions on this polarizing word, the taboo of language is broken to reveal an ever-changing society that is constantly attempting to make sense of a dark past while simultaneously attempting to build a brighter future. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
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It isn't usually until after a popular comic dies that he is declared a "genius" by his fellow comics and elevated to the status of legend -- fortunately for Richard Pryor, his peers have decided to pay homage while he's still around to appreciate it. In his heyday, Pryor was a comedian who wasn't afraid of breaking the rules and shattering the conventions of the era, and his approach to such previously taboo issues as race and sex influenced legions of future comics. Featuring footage from Pryor's remarkable career as well as interviews with such contemporary standup heavies as Dave Chappelle, Denis Leary, Jon Stewart, and Wanda Sykes, this documentary takes viewers on a hilarious and affectionate trip through Pryor's remarkable career. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
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With his pointed insights into race relations and culture, Chris Rock became one of the first comedy superstars of the 21st century. This concert video, Never Scared, is his fourth solo performance originally recorded for the cable network HBO. Recorded during a performance in the nation's capital, Rock touches upon such topics as parenthood, celebrities, and the differences between men and women. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi
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Head of State
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Can a high-attitude African-American politician who says what he thinks stand a chance in a presidential campaign? Mays Gilliam (Chris Rock) is a straight-talking alderman representing a inner-city neighborhood in Washington, D.C. In the midst of a hard-fought race for the White House, the Democratic presidential and vice-presidential candidates are killed in an airline crash, and with little time to prepare a new campaign, the Republican candidate, Vice President Brian Lewis (Nick Searcy), seems all but guaranteed to win. With practically nothing to loose, party head Martin Geller (Dylan Baker) approaches Gilliam and asks him to stand as the Democrat's presidential candidate. While Gilliam is dubious at first, before long his streetwise style and willingness to face the issues head-on earns him surprising figures in the polls, especially after he persuades his short-fused older brother, Mitch Gilliam (Bernie Mac), to join the ticket as vice presidential candidate -- a big jump for a bail bondsman. Gilliam's love life also becomes more complicated as his ex-girlfriend Kim (Robin Givens) decides she wants him back now that he has a shot at the White House, even though Gilliam only has eyes for Lisa (Tamala Jones). Head of State marked the directorial debut for comic and actor Chris Rock, who also co-wrote and co-produced the film. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
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Laffs From the Hood, Vol. 1
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Laugh along with some of the most talented African-American stand-up comedians ever to grace the stage as they pull out all the stops to crack the audience up with their hilarious everyday observations. Featured comics include Chris Rock, Steve White, D.L. Hughly, Michael Colyer, Kim Coles, and John Witherspoon. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
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The world of stand-up comedy is explored from the perspectives of two very different talents -- one wet behind the years, another already a legend -- in this documentary from TV-commercial director Christian Charles. Comedian follows Jerry Seinfeld and Orny Adams as they navigate their way through the cutthroat world of New York's comedy clubs, each working toward the ultimate goal of an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman. For Seinfeld, hitting the clubs is a way of proving himself after his years of sitcom success; for the up-and-coming Adams, nightly stand-up routines are an avenue to bigger and better things, preferably comedy festivals, talk show appearances, and sitcom roles. The two occasionally cross paths at such Manhattan comic haunts as The Gotham Comedy Club and Caroline's, where they debate ups and downs of the trade. Comedian also reveals many candid, behind-the-scenes discussions between Seinfeld and such comic legends as Chris Rock, Robert Klein, Dave Chappelle, and Jay Leno, as well as rare glimpses of the star's personal life. ~ Michael Hastings, Rovi
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Bad Company
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Dignified Oscar-winner Anthony Hopkins tries the buddy action-comedy on for size with this typically slick and bombastic offering from producer Jerry Bruckheimer. Hopkins stars as Gaylord Oakes, a CIA spy attempting -- along with his partner, Kevin Pope (Chris Rock) -- to secure a suitcase-sized nuclear bomb in Prague from a Russian black marketer (Peter Stormare). Just as the partners discover that another bidder for the device exists, they are ambushed and Pope is killed trying to protect Oakes. Desperate for the bomb's owners and their attackers to believe that Pope is still alive so that the deal can commence in ten days time, Oakes recruits his late partner's long-lost twin, ticket-scalping chess hustler Jake Hayes (also played by Rock), a small-time criminal who never knew he had a brother. Offered a sizable payday and the admiration of his student nurse girlfriend, Hayes agrees to undergo vigorous training and dangerous situations as he impersonates his brother and helps Oakes to remove the nuclear threat, but the new partners clash in every way possible, from personal discipline to musical taste. Meanwhile, the assassin of the real Kevin Pope sends another cadre of killers after the agent he believes is still alive. Bad Company co-stars Kerry Washington, Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon, Gabriel Macht, and Matthew Marsh. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi
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Based on the 1969 short story Super-Toys Last All Summer Long, by Brian Aldiss, this science fiction fantasy bears similarities to Pinocchio (1940) and originated as a long-gestating project of director Stanley Kubrick that passed to his friend Steven Spielberg after Kubrick's death. Haley Joel Osment stars as David, a "mecha" or robot of the future, when the polar ice caps have melted and submerged many coastal cities, causing worldwide starvation and human dependence upon robotic assistance. The first mecha designed to experience love, David is the "son" of Henry (Sam Robards), an employee of the company that built the boy, and the grief-stricken Monica (Frances O'Connor). David is meant to replace the couple's hopelessly comatose son, but when their natural child recovers, David is abandoned and sets out to become "a real boy" worthy of his mother's affection. Along the way, David is mentored by a pleasure-providing mecha named Gigolo Joe (Jude Law) and a talking "super toy" bear named Teddy. His adventures take him to the Roman Circus-style "Flesh Fair," where mechas are destroyed for the amusement of humans; Rouge City, where Gigolo Joe narrowly avoids capture by police; and finally a submerged New York City, where David's creator, Professor Hobby (William Hurt) reveals the secrets of the boy's creation. Brendan Gleeson and narrator Ben Kingsley co-star in A.I., which was adapted from Kubrick's treatment by Spielberg, in his first crack at screenwriting since Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977). ~ Karl Williams, Rovi
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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The frequently recurring title characters, employed by writer and director Kevin Smith as supporting players in several of his films, are put to rest with this comedy that focuses on them exclusively. Jay (Jason Mews) and Silent Bob (Smith) are a pair of stoned New Jersey slackers who have long been used as the templates for a pair of popular comic book heroes, Bluntman and Chronic. When they learn that their alter egos are to be turned into a major motion picture without their consent or compensation, the pair sets off for Hollywood to sabotage the production. Along the way, they encounter an ape, a nun (Carrie Fisher), the cast of Scooby-Doo, a Charlie's Angels-style band of sexy women who use them as stool pigeons in a diamond heist, and an unhinged wildlife ranger (Will Ferrell). They also meet up with some regulars from the Smith canon, including Alyssa Jones (Joey Lauren Adams), Brian O'Halloran as Dante Hicks, Jason Lee as Banky Edwards, Alanis Morissette as God, and actors Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in dual roles as themselves and two other familiar characters. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back co-stars numerous other recognizable performers in roles of various sizes, including Shannen Doherty, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannon Elizabeth, Tracy Morgan, Judd Nelson, Chris Rock, and George Carlin, among others. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi
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Pootie Tang
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This comic spoof is spun off from a character that first appeared on The Chris Rock Show, and is written and directed by Louis C.K., one of that show's producers. Lance Crouther stars as Pootie Tang, a crime fighting superhero and recording artist who speaks in an unintelligible gibberish that seems to be a combination of Ebonics and street slang. Despite his communication problem, Pootie is a hero to children, whom he attempts to protect from the evil Dick Lecter (Robert Vaughn), a corporate fat cat out to corrupt America's youth with alcohol, tobacco, and junk food. Pootie also runs up against an artistic imitator (David Cross) and a sleazy recording executive (Andy Richter) Pootie Tang co-stars Chris Rock, Dave Attell, and Bob Costas and Conan O'Brien as themselves. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi
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Osmosis Jones
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Peter Farrelly and Bobby Farrelly, the impish impresarios of gross-out comedy, take their body function-inspired humor to new extremes in this mixture of live action and animation. Bill Murray stars as Frank, a zoo worker suffering from the effects of an unknown malady he contracted after eating an egg contaminated with simian saliva. Unknown to Frank, the inside of his body is actually a city (the City of Frank) teeming with cellular life, where the mysterious illness he's fighting is an invading enemy that must be defeated at all costs. It's up to Osmosis Jones (voice of Chris Rock), a white blood cell cop, and Drix (voice of David Hyde Pierce), a rookie over-the-counter medication, to hunt down and stop a lethal virus (Laurence Fishburne) who's got an inferiority complex. Along the way, the partners visit Frank's runny nostrils (Booger Dam) and a bar called, appropriately enough, the Zit. Osmosis Jones costars Molly Shannon and Chris Elliott, and features the vocal talents of William Shatner, producer Joel Silver, and singer Brandy Norwood. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi
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Down to Earth
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Comic Chris Rock co-scripted and stars in this remake of 1941's Here Comes Mr. Jordan, which was also remade with Warren Beatty in 1978 as Heaven Can Wait. Comedian Lance Barton (Rock) is struggling to get his career off the ground when he dies in an untimely bus accident; arriving at the Pearly Gates, he discovers that he's not supposed to have passed on for another 50 years. Barton is not happy with this turn of events, and eventually the Powers That Be send his spirit back to Earth, but for the time being he has to make do with the body of a middle-aged, closed-minded millionaire, Charles Wellington. Lance falls in love with a young community activist (Regina King), but he soon finds he has bigger problems at home: the millionaire's wife and her lover are both trying to kill him. The supporting cast includes Mark Addy as an actor passing himself off as an English manservant, Chazz Palminteri as Mr. King, Heaven's no-nonsense manager, and Eugene Levy as Mr. Keyes, the angel who accidentally ends Barton's life. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
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Laughing Out Loud: America's Funniest Comedians, Vol. 2
Like its predecessor, this installment to the popular Laughing Out Loud series offers viewers the experience of a standup comedy club from the comfort of home. This production features a variety of comedians performing some of their funniest bits; among those included are D.L. Hughley, Jason Alexander, Rhonda Shear, Bruce Bannin, Jeff Altman, John Fox, Norm MacDonald, Paul Rodriguez, and Chris Rock. ~ Tracie Cooper, Rovi
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From HBO comes this second collection of highlights from the Emmy Award-winning Chris Rock Show. Combining interviews, sketches, stand-up comedy, and musical performances, The Best of the Chris Rock Show, Vol. 2 attempts to create a sampling of some of the show's most irreverent and memorable moments. Chris Rock is on hand as host and is featured in such sketches as "Halle Berry 911" and "Daddy Still Has a Flattop." Released in 2001, the program runs 88 minutes. ~ Matthew Tobey, Rovi
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Nurse Betty
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After two acclaimed independent films in which he took a troubling look at male/female relations, director Neil LaBute moves on to less controversial ground in this dark comedy. Betty Sizemore (Renee Zellweger) is a woman from Kansas City who waits tables at a diner and is married to an insensitive thug named Del (Aaron Eckhart). One of Betty's few pleasures in life is the soap opera
A Reason to Love
. Her favorite character is handsome Dr. David Ravell, played by George McCord (Greg Kinnear). One night, Del gets involved in a drug deal with a pair of gangsters, Charlie (Morgan Freeman) and his sidekick Wesley (Chris Rock). Del's thoughtless racial slurs lead to an arguement, and the short-tempered Wesley attacks him; Charlie is forced to kill Del, as Betty watches. Dazed and in shock, Betty hops into her car, deciding that the time is right for a date with destiny. Betty tracks down George McCord, and soon the soap's producer Lyla (Allison Janney) is considering Betty for a part on
A Reason to Love
, not realizing that Betty doesn't want to
Dr. Ravell's nurse and fiance, she wants to
her. Betty, meanwhile, has no idea that the drugs that Del was trying to sell are still in her car, and that Charlie and Wesley are hot on her trail, determined to get the dope and silence her once and for all. Nurse Betty also features Kathleen Wilhoite, Crispin Glover, and Pruitt Taylor Vince. The film was shown in competition at the 2000 Cannes Film Festival, where it won the prize for Best Screenplay. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
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Def Comedy Jam, Vol. 2
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This video contains two episodes of HBO's stand-up comedy show Def Comedy Jam, one hosted by Martin Lawrence and the other by Chris Rock. Outrageous jokes, physical humor, and generally wild behavior are the norm for Def Comedy Jam, and these two episodes follow suit. Featuring such comedians as Chris Tucker, Bernie Mac, and Rudy Rush, the acts run the gamut from low-key, subtle humor to raw observations on current issues, often focusing on black culture. Some of the country's hottest stand-up stars poke fun at sensitive topics like the Rodney King beating and pop culture stars like Michael Jackson, leading to irreverent, yet relevant comments on society at large.
~ Sarah Block, Rovi
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Would you believe that the last living descendent of Jesus Christ is a woman working at an abortion clinic in Illinois? And that she's been sent on a holy mission with two minor characters from Clerks and Mallrats as her guides? Prepare to suspend any and all disbelief as you watch the religious satire Dogma, the fourth film from writer/director Kevin Smith. Bethany (Linda Fiorentino) has been disappointed in life and has found her faith severely tested after her husband leaves her when she discovers she cannot have children. So Bethany is all the more puzzled when she's approached by Metatron (Alan Rickman), a grumpy angel. Metatron wants her to help him stop Bartleby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon), two fallen angels who were ejected from paradise, have escaped from exile and are heading to New Jersey. If they are able to pass through the arc of a certain church, it will prove God is fallible and the world will come to a swift end. Bethany has no idea what to do or why she's been given this project, but she heads out anyway, with her assigned assistants Jay (Jason Mewes), an appallingly rude former dope dealer and self-styled ladies man, and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith). Along the way, Bethany picks up more helpers, including a celestial muse named Serendipity (Salma Hayek) and Rufus (Chris Rock), who claims to have been the 13th apostle and that Jesus owes him 12 dollars. Boasting a huge supporting cast -- including George Carlin, Jason Lee, Janeane Garofalo, Bud Cort, and Alanis Morissette (as God) -- Dogma proved to be highly controversial even before its release. Miramax Pictures, owned by Disney, financed the film, but several weeks before Dogma's world premier at the Cannes Film Festival, they announced they would not release the picture and intended to sell it to another distributor (which would turn out to be Lions Gate Films). Director Smith, however, has always contended that Dogma is a film about the importance of faith, if not organized religion. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
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The Chris Rock Show host and former Saturday Night Live cast member Chris Rock brings his critically acclaimed brand of social commentary-themed humor to this 1999 standup comedy presentation from HBO. Also released as an album, Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker features Rock on-stage extolling his razor-sharp wit and wisdom on such topics as gun control, President Clinton, homophobia, racism, black leaders, and relationships. ~ Matthew Tobey, Rovi
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The Hughleys [TV Series]
Stand-up comic D.L. Hughley stars in this TV sitcom, based on his own life, about an African-American family moving into an upscale California suburb. Surrounded by Caucasians, vending machine king Darryl Hughley (Hughley) finds fears surfacing despite his friendly neighbors (Eric Allan Kramer and Marietta DePrima). What's happening? Is he losing his blackness as his buddy Milsap (John Henton) suggests? Premiered September 22, 1998 on ABC. ~ Bhob Stewart, Rovi
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Rosie O'Donnell's Kids Are Punny
Important issues that may affect a child's life are portrayed in a lighthearted but sincere manner in this HBO special based on Rosie O'Donnell's book by the same name. O'Donnell shows how laughter and a sense of humor are a vital part of dealing with things that might be beyond one's immediate control. The 30-minute program mixes short animated tales that contain a particular lesson or theme with short clips of children talking candidly about what things they think are funny. Issues that are addressed in this innovative format are slavery, heaven, and the death of a classmate. A good show for families to watch and discuss together. Net proceeds are donated to the For All Kids Foundation, a group that awards grants to programs helping disadvantaged children throughout the United States.
~ Sarah Block, Rovi
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Betty Thomas directed this adaptation of the classic children's stories by Hugh Lofting (1886-1947), updating the original concepts into the present day. When noted surgeon Dr. John Dolittle (Eddie Murphy) swerves his car to avoid hitting a dog, he hits his head on the windshield, triggering his long-dormant gift for holding conversations with animals. Friends, associates and his wife Lisa (Kristen Wilson), all express concern, but Dr. Dolittle is happy as he takes on new animal clients. Soon Dolittle's clinic becomes a haven for talking rats, birds, and other assorted members of the animal kingdom, and Dolittle's new four-legged and furry friends, in turn, teach him a few things about being human. The effects seamlessly combine Jim Henson Creature Shop animatronics, computer graphics, and real animals, but some viewers might yearn for a return of the Great Pink Sea Snail and Lofting's other imaginative creatures. The 1967 20th Century Fox musical Dr. Dolittle starred Rex Harrison in a strange storyline that began with Dolittle escaping from a lunatic asylum and leaving the Victorian village Puddleby-by-the-Marsh, England, to search the South Seas for the Great Pink Sea Snail. Along the way, he gathered diverse Dolittle denizens and animal anomalies, including the Giant Moon Moth and the famed, two-headed Pushmi-Pullyu. The earlier film spawned the Oscar-winning popular song success, "Talk To The Animals," along with numerous now-forgotten toys, books, and collectibles. ~ Bhob Stewart, Rovi
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Lethal Weapon 4
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Detectives Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson) and Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover) re-teamed for their fourth foray together in this buddy-cop action comedy series based on characters created by Shane Black. With the passage of years, Murtaugh's daughter Rianne (Traci Wolfe) is now about to upgrade Murtaugh to grandfather status, while Riggs' relationship with internal affairs officer Lorna Cole (Rene Russo) means he'll become a proud papa. Elsewhere on the family front, Chinese triad members in Los Angeles smuggle families from the mainland, but this is only one item on the criminal agenda of triad leader Wah Sing Ku (Jet Li), who executes balletic martial arts maneuvers with blinding speed (fight sequences were staged by Hong Kong director Corey Yuen). The film opens with fire (when Riggs and Murtaugh encounter a flame-thrower in a bulletproof suit) and travels an entertaining popcorn plot path to a frightening, watery climax (which we won't reveal here). In between, Riggs and Murtaugh tackle the troublesome triads with an assist from wickedly witty, sharp-edged newcomer Lee Butters (Chris Rock) and private detective Leo Getz (Joe Pesci), the character first seen as a mob accountant in the second film of this highly popular series. ~ Bhob Stewart, Rovi
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It's musical fun with the Sesame Street Muppets as they're joined by some of their friends for this collection of favorite songs from the long-running children's series. Guests include Jimmy Buffett, Gloria Estefan, The Fugees, En Vogue, Rosie O'Donnell and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
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Alaska Chamber makes Medicaid expansion a priority
The Alaska State Chamber of Commerce has adopted Medicaid expansion as one of its top state legislative priorities.
A few successes for Alaska's health insurance marketplace
Enroll Alaska has successfully signed up seven people last week for health insurance on the state's new Affordable Care Act Marketplace, but nearly three weeks into the launch of the marketplace, the company expected to have many more people enrolled.
Fishermen: lack of affordable health insurance a barrier to industry growth
Some in the industry say the cost and lack of access to comprehensive health insurance is a barrier to new fishermen and an ongoing concern for those already in the business.
Signing up for insurance on Federal Marketplace still a waiting game
The main groups working to help Alaskans sign up for marketplace insurance plans haven't successfully enrolled anyone. One week after after the launch of the federally run health insurance marketplace, it's still not operational.
Juneau's uninsured get help navigating healthcare
Crystal Bourland's full time job is helping people enroll in a health insurance plan under the new federal Affordable Care Act. Her first day on the job was Monday.
Sitka fish processor recalls two years' worth of product
A Sitka seafood processor has recalled two-year's worth of product, after a state inspection revealed that monitoring equipment had failed.
Tlingit & Haida housing authority, CCS to expand senior services in rural Southeast
Tlingit and Haida Regional Housing Authority and Catholic Community Service on Monday announced the expansion of a program that helps senior citizens live independently in Southeast Alaska.
Apollo medivac insurer back in business
A popular medevac insurer is back in business after a several-month shutdown. Fairbanks-based Apollo Medi Trans failed to renew its license to operate in Alaska earlier this year.


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Ingredients: Dijon mustard, honey...
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"The Fasolatha (bean soup) Festival, originated in Florina, Macedonia, Greece, and is now a major cultural event in many Greek communities across the world.
In the Northern hemisphere, the religious festival is traditionally observed near the start of winter - on St. Nicholas Day (during his lifetime he was known for giving sustenance..."
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"Note: This is one of the recipes I adopted in the Great 'Zaar Ophan Adoption of 2005. I hope you enjoy it."
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"This is Armenian cured spiced beef. It is a wonderful, spicy beef jerky. Serve with Pita bread and Armenian string cheese. Heaven. You must serve this very thinly sliced as humanly possible. It is a rare delicacy."
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Briam is a summer favorite Greek vegetable casserole which is served as a main course dish when lighter, cooked food is desired. Briam is often varied by the addition artichoke hearts, in fact any vegetables you have..."
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