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Have a cracker of a Diwali this Sunday, but mind the decibel and fume devils.
The Jharkhand State Pollution Control Board (JSPCB) has installed sound meters and respirable dust samplers (RDS) across Dhanbad and Bokaro in its annual ritual to draw up a comparative analysis of ambient air quality and noise before and during the festival.
The first round of air and noise assessments was conducted from 2pm to 10pm and from 4pm to 10pm on Tuesday, respectively. The second and final tests will be conducted on November 3.
Of the dozen noise measuring devices, eight are monitoring the Dhanbad neighbourhoods of Bartand, Hirapur, Shramik Chowk, Bank More, Purana Bazaar, Phusbunglow, Digwadih No. 10 and Digwadih No. 12. The remaining have been installed in Bokaros Naya More, Ram Mandir Chowk, Sector IV and Chas.
Similarly, out of the five RDS machines, three are gauging air quality in Dhanbads Bartand, Shramik Chowk and Jamadoba, while two others are on duty at Bokaros Naya More and Kachhari More.
Regional officer of JSPCB Dinesh Prasad Singh said firecrackers of more than 125dB were banned. Be it Diwali or any other occasion, noise pollution cannot be entertained, he said, warning that big bangs around 200dB could even lead to deafness.
Bursting of firecrackers or using loudspeakers is not allowed from 10pm to 6am. In special cases, like marriages, the same may be allowed till midnight, but indoors, he added.
The regional office will monitor the level of RSPM (respirable suspended particulate matter) in the air with the help of the RDS machines. The permissible limit of RSPM in town area is 100µg/m³, while the same is 300µg/m³ for colliery belt.
The selection of sites for installation of noise meters and RDS machines have been done strategically. We will prepare a comprehensive report by comparing ambient air and noise data of October 29, which is today, and November 3, the day of Diwali. The report will be submitted to our headquarters in Ranchi after the festival, Singh maintained.


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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Then again, he has huge mansions.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She said she liked strap-ons.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Are you wearing clothes?


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Fewer CIOs are planning to boost their IT departments in the fourth quarter of 2013 than were three months ago, according to new research. But on the positive side, fewer CIOs have plans to freeze hiring or reduce their staffs in the coming quarter.
Robert Half Technology polled 2,300 CIOs for its latest IT Hiring Forecast and Local Trend Report. Among the respondents, 11% said they plan to expand their IT teams in Q4, which is down slightly from 12% in the prior quarter. In addition, 65% of CIOs plan to hire only for open IT roles (up from 56% in Q3), 19% expect to put hiring plans on hold (down from 26%), and 5% plan to reduce their IT staff (down from 6%) in the fourth quarter.
"IT hiring managers remain selective when hiring, but know they need to move fast to acquire top talent in hot specialty areas such as networking and help desk support," said John Reed, senior executive director of Robert Half Technology (RHT), in a statement. "Many firms are increasing their focus on retention because candidates in these areas of IT can be hard to find."
Finding the right talent remains top-of-mind for most CIOs. Among respondents, 68% said it's somewhat or very challenging to find skilled IT professionals today.
When asked which skills are the most difficult to find, respondents cited networking (19%), data/database management (13%) and helpdesk/technical support (12%). When asked which skills are most often in demand, desktop support topped the list, cited by 54% of IT executives. Network administration and database management followed, each with 52%.
RHT also asked about CIOs' confidence levels, which remain high. Eighty-six percent of CIOs said they're somewhat or very confident about their companies' prospects for growth in Q4, compared to 85% in Q3. Further, 64% said they're somewhat or very confident that their firms will invest in IT projects in the fourth quarter (compared to 63% in Q3).
Computer Economics, a research and advisory firm, reports a similar finding in its IT Spending and Staffing Benchmarks study. Compared to a year earlier, IT executives in mid-2013 said they're more confident that they'll be able to spend all their budgeted money. Just 20% of respondents anticipate not being able to spend all of the money in their plans this year, which is down from 31% in mid-2012.
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