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Wake up with spoilers! Whoever the female main character is in the new Superman movie... it's not who you think. The visual effects designer for The Dark Knight Rises promises the movie will use as many practical effects as possible — and that includes a real Anne Hathaway in a real Catwoman outfit. Brooklyn Decker explains why Battleship isn't like other war movies, and Joaquin Phoenix might do some presidential vampire-hunting. Plus tons more swashbuckling Doctor Who set photos, and another look at the pilot script for Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome!
Spoilers ahead!
The Dark Knight Rises
Christopher Nolan's longtime visual effects designer Paul Franklin says that Catwoman will not be a digital creation and instead will actually be portrayed by Anne Hathaway (and various stuntwomen):
"We always start something like this trying to keep it as real as possible. We would only ever resort to digital doubles for some stunt moments or things like that. We try to keep them real. That's the way Chris likes to make a film."
So Catwoman will be real, unlike the digital effects used in Halle Berry's Catwoman. (Of course, it's a fair bet that everything in this movie will be unlike Halle Berry's Catwoman.) That still leaves Bane - Franklin thinks Nolan has a plan to handle the character, but he says it's still very early days.
Franklin also discussed the look of Gotham City and how each of the three Batman films offers a different take on the city:
"We try to keep it different every time. There might be a few things, maybe features of Gotham City that will turn up again to give it some sort of visual continuity. Obviously we'll try and keep some sort of thematic style with that but really, it's a film in its own right."
Superman Reboot
We still don't know who's going to be playing the main female character in Zack Snyder's new Superman film — but we know she won't be playing Lois Lane. Lois isn't in the film at all, because it takes place before Clark Kent goes to work at the Daily Planet. According to Variety, the three front-runners to play the non-Lois character are Alice Eve, Diane Kruger and Rosamund Pike. First a Spider-Man movie without Mary Jane, now this. Is nothing sacred? [Variety]
Model-turned-actress Brooklyn Decker says that the movie isn't a straight adaptation of the original board game, because that would be even more ludicrous than whatever this movie ends up being. Actually, here's what she said:
"Yeah it's funny. I think Alex [Skarsgard] said something that the game was the inspiration for the movie and not necessarily the storyboard for the movie and I would be in agreement with that. It's an action/war film, so we draw inspiration from the game in that it is called 'Battleship' and Hasbro is heavily involved.
Also, Battleship is different from most other war movies for one crucial reason:
"It is a modern day war action film, which is kind of unique to most war films. This is modern day so it's exciting."
Of course, it should be pointed out that this movie doesn't have anything to do with the two actual modern day wars the US is involved in, but instead has something to do with fighting aliens on the high seas. Honestly, this film is going to just recalibrate the scale for cinematic insanity. I kinda can't wait. [MTV Movies Blog]
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
After epically wasting a year of his life (not to mention everyone's time) with the documentary/performance art piece I'm Still Here, Joaquin Phoenix is reportedly returning to regular acting as the "mythic, ageless" instructor of our vampire-slaying 16th president. He has reportedly been offered the role, but it's unclear whether he's accepted it. [Deadline]
Doctor WhoThere's a ton of photos out today from the Cornwall filming. You can see dozens of them in the gallery up top, and a few more in the gallery below. [Life, Doctor Who & Combom]
And here's a couple lengthy set videos: [SpoilerTV]
Here's some set photos showing off Lance Reddick. [Nigel Horsley's Flickr]
Jody Thompson offers some hints about her character Sara Downey, who appears in tonight's episode:
My character's name is Sara Downey. She and her husband are the unfortunate casualties of a research experiment gone really, really wrong… I'm not sure how much more I can say without giving away anything!
Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome
According to this review of the pilot script, the show feels very much like a return to the military space opera of Battlestar Galactica, although it's also clearly influenced by the Star Trek reboot - complete with a visit to an ice planet. We meet Adama as a cocky new pilot who graduated at the top of his class and is convinced he belongs on the front lines - even if his battle-hardened superiors aren't so sure. Adama is assigned to the Galactica, which even then is an old, beat-up ship under the command of the similarly ground down Silas Nash. Adama isn't pleased when he's sent on a mission in a Raptor - he's a Viper pilot and believes he should only be flying Vipers. This is where he meets the old vet Coker, who becomes something of a gruff mentor to Adama and even gives him the Husker callsign that we saw in BSG. There are more details at the link. [Moviehole]
No Ordinary Family
Here's a press release for episode 17, "No Ordinary Love", which promises guest appearances by not one but two former Cylons:
The mysterious Mrs. X (Lucy Lawless, "Xena: Warrior Princess," "Battlestar Galactica") tasks the sexy - and dangerous - Sophie ("Battlestar Galactica's Tricia Helfer) to cause Jim and George to fall under her spell and make them do whatever she wants them to - which could place Jim's marriage in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stephanie must decide whether or not to inject a patient with the trilsettum serum and risk turning him into a super in order to retain Dr. King's trust, and Daphne's boyfriend, Chris, begins to have suspicions about the Powell family's abilities.
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The BBC has updated their press release for episode 4, "The Pack":
Annie and Mitchell are finding it difficult to make the transition from friends to boyfriend and girlfriend – especially as Annie is a ghost – as the hit drama about supernatural friends continues. Desperate to have a normal relationship with all that it entails, Annie comes up with a plan to get Mitchell hot and bothered in the bedroom.
Having been kept isolated from the rest of the world, McNair's son, Tom, is excited by the prospect of more werewolves and goes to find George and Nina. His presence in Honolulu Heights, however, is not welcomed by Mitchell – the "werewolf-shaped bullet" premonition hanging heavy on his mind. Could McNair, with his open hatred of vampires, be Mitchell's ultimate nemesis?
And here's the synopsis for episode 5, "The Longest Day":
While working in the hospital psychiatric ward, George stumbles across someone he never thought he'd see again, as the hit drama about supernatural friends continues. He meets Herrick, the most chilling and dangerous of the vampires – who he tore to shreds and killed months ago. George is dumbfounded and terrified. How on Earth could Herrick be back from the dead? And surely he will want to wreak bloody revenge on him and his friends?
Mitchell is becoming more and more obsessed with the Box Tunnel 20 and preoccupied with the prophesy, told to him by Lia, that he will be killed by a "werewolf-shaped bullet". He is equally stunned by Herrick's presence – but soon realises his old blood brother holds the key to something that he desperately needs to know... With Herrick lurking in the attic masquerading as Nina's Uncle Billy, it seems things can't get much worse for the spooked housemates. That is, until harassed social worker Wendy turns up – to assess the friends' suitability to look after their newest lodger.
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Episodes 19 and 20 will reportedly be called "Dominion" and "Prophecy", respectively. Also, the episodes "Kent" and "Booster" have switched places, so that now "Kent" is episode 17 and Geoff Johns's Blue and Gold tribute episode is number 18. [KryptonSite]
Executive producer Kelly Souders says that Clark really is turning into a proper hero now:
"The insecurity is gone, which is good. But the way that some of the world has turned -– and certainly the fact that some people, his compadres so to speak, have turned against him -– has taken its toll on him...There is a very hopeful ending to all of it."
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Done and done and done and yup, even the Wall Street Journal thinks done. Hillary officially halted her frenzied schedule of telling the cable newsiverse how Good she feels and what a Good Time she's having and how Good it feels to be taking policy advice from Joe Sixpack etc. etc. And how did Obama do it? And how did Peggy Noonan know?? We'd rather talk about Burma and Putin Jr. and the insane San Diego fraternity coke bust, but Megan and I will try to talk "delegate math" and the surreal CNN comment that gave us both inexplicable sex dreams after the jump.
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MOE: So...dreams last night. Obama got a blowjob in mine. I forget from whom. I was — creepy, I know — watching. Unrelated: a young Steve Martin got a blowjob from Agyness Deyn. Then he turned out to have three cocks. SO, hallelujah right?
MEGAN: I had a dream the night before last that Dolly Parton was having a three-way with two guys on a helicopter maneuvering to escape enemy fire. And I was watching. What does this say about our psyches?
MOE: That's a rhetorical question right? Good.
MEGAN: Yeah, I don't want to know either
MOE: So let's see. I sort of feel like it's a snow day because Obama's turnout in Indiana actually kept rising after I fell asleep. Also, I'm taking off the rest of the day so there is that. And because I've been watching Fox I've been hearing nothing but "Clinton is going to pull through, she's our girl; she's a working class hero; he's arugula-class Hegel" blah blah so this was really fun. Last night Shep Smith was outright rolling his eyes dramatically at anyone who said she still had a chance.
MEGAN: Shep does a lot of things very dramatically
MOE: Unrelated: Michelle and the persimmon color: hot! I wanted Shep to weigh in on that but he didn't.
MEGAN: I switched channels around 10:30 or so when they did a whole piece on McCain and conservative judges and I couldn't take it anymore.
MEGAN: Yes, actually, I liked the colors of both Michelle's and Hillary's outfits last night. I particularly appreciated Hillary's jewelry choice for once.
MOE: OH I don't notice jewelry because I don't really do jewelry — I'd say because I am trying to do that whole "urbane tomboy aesthetic" thing but actually just because I will lose it — what did it look like?
MEGAN: It was like, simple and silver, rather than a huge chunky thing. Check it out.
MOE: Even Fox & Friends, which this morning was like "It's a big day for Obama, it's a big day for Hillary; it's a big deal for the host of Fox & Friends because it's his birthday..." Uh, happy birthday right wing conspiracy!
MEGAN: Doocey? If you emerged fully formed from the gaping mouth of hell, do you get to call that day your birthday?
MOE: Oh my god right now on Fox News they're blowing their outrage wad on the fact that some American Idol contestant last night didn't remember the words to the Byrds song he was performing. HOW COULD HE NOT REMEMBER THE WORDS TO THAT SONG IT'S LIKE THE FUCKING NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR CHRISSAKE.
MEGAN: Hey, it's no Proud to Be an American.
MEGAN: Sorry, couldn't resist. I didn't watch American Idol because the future of our democracy was at stake or some shit.
MOE: Okay now there are lots of kids on the Fox & Friends. The guy whose birthday it is is Brian. He has a Goodfellas unsinister bad guy face. And now here's Mike Huckabee! And he's chastising Brian for having such a big birthday cake!!! Is this what happens when Fox is temporarily forced to try and clear its viewers' mental caches so they forget how forcefully they've all been claiming things were the way they provably as of yesterday aren't?
MOE: Hey, here's a birthday cake! Here's a folksy governor! Here's some protest music! Kiddies!
MEGAN: Is there a clown?
MOE: Is there a clown...
MEGAN: I know! I was trying to throw you a joke softball.
MEGAN: Have you ever watched all of Obama's surrogates on TV and wonder why they are all so Midwesternly white?
MEGAN: (Sorry, some communications guy just came on MSNBC and he looks like a young Karl Rove only without the red glowing eyes)
MOE: I told you I don't have sound.
MOE: On my other news stations.
MOE: They haven't really had many Obama surrogates on Fox.
MOE: I'm switching to CNBC. Let's see what the market is saying about this.
MEGAN: Ah, ok. Well, they are. It's like they're coming to all of us and being like, no, it's cool, he has white friends. I'm honestly trying to remember a senior campaign official of his or national surrogate who is a person of color.
MOE: Oooh, weird, the first commercial was for something called Salesgenie.com and it is entirely in Mandarin.
MEGAN: Ok, so, the markets have decided that none of us have any money to buy anything anyway? Great.
MEGAN: I mean, in my case it's true, but still.
MOE: That's true I can't think of any black Obama surrogates. I feel like I've seen other minorities but not black surrogates and that's a very salient thing that hasn't been pointed out. I'm thinking this was incredibly calculated and it's entirely to blame for the entire Jeremiah Wright Al Sharpton rage thing. And maybe that is why this Wright scandal didn't cast the terrible "shadow" all the headlines were saying it would cast. Because if there is one thing I have learned recently it's that Boomer Fatigue is not just something White People Like. It's color bline.
MOE: blind
MEGAN: Ok, so, we could talk about something else because I totally have primary fatigue. Hey, look, Putin's buttboy/puppet just got inaugurated in Russian. That's vaguely interesting.
MOE: Sorry I had to get the door
MEGAN: No worries, I just thought you thought Russia was boring. The new guy is cute for a dictator.
MOE: We've discussed how Medvedev was sort of Putin's protege at school, when Putin was a KGB agent...but he was really a narc...I know we've discussed him before. Oh yeah and he's the former chairman of Gazprom. In other news Burma accepted storm aid.
MEGAN: Now just let's hope that the junta can keep their sweaty palms off of it, though I'm not that hopeful on that point.
MOE: Perhaps we should incorporate the sassy exchange from last night's CNN that a reader just implored us to excerpt.
So stop the divisions. Stop trying to split us into these groups,
Paul, because you and I know both know we have been in more campaigns.
We know how Democrats win and to simply suggest that Hillary's coalition
is better than Obama's, Obama's is better than Hillary's — no. We have
a big party, Paul.
BEGALA: That's right.
BRAZILE: Just don't divide me and tell me I cannot stand in
Hillary's camp because I'm black, and I can't stand in Obama's camp
because I'm female. Because I'm both.
BEGALA: That's — Donna -
BRAZILE: And I'm wealthy so I might go with McCain and sit with
Bill Bennett, Paul.
BENNETT: That's funny.
BRAZILE: Don't start with me, baby.
MEGAN: I used to really dislike reading her annoying Roll Call column, but I am sad I missed her telling Begala where to get off. It was almost as good as the part where, like usual, Rachel Maddow got in a screaming match with Pat Buchanan and won. I love when she lays the smack-down on the old guy.
MEGAN: Ooh, by the way, the AP is just now reporting that Hillary loaned herself another $6.4 million in the last month, in addition to the $5 million she never paid back.
MEGAN: Despite the $10 million she raised in 2 hours after Pennsylvania
MOE: Yeah apparently she said something along the lines of, "Forget post-racial, the Clinton argument has become post-rational."
MOE: And then there was that amazing appendage comment.
MEGAN: The appendage comment?
MOE: It's referenced here. Regarding the math. You know: Well, if she manages to reason with all the superdelegates, and wins 72% of the delegates in the remaining races, and engineers some strategy whereby Michigan and Florida take on Obama before the Supreme Court, and Operation Chaos ramps up, then she can still... And then some dude was like "And if my aunt had a male appendage, she'd be my uncle."
MEGAN: Oh, right. Also, Hillary needs 72% or so of the remaining vote to retake the pledged delegate lead including Florida and Michigan, according to MSNBC.
MOE: Is this why we are finding this boring now?
MOE: I mean, he couldn't have had a more negative news week.
MOE: Oh shit, and PEGGY NOONAN WAS RIGHT AGAIN
MEGAN: Obama? I mean, I suppose it could come out that he beat someone or had gay tendencies or something, but barring that, it wasn't a good news week.
MEGAN: But I think the beneficial thing about the 24 hour news cycle is that eventually 95% of people tune out and nothing pundits say matter anyway, which is why most people are just happy to not hear about Reverend Wright anymore.
MOE: One thing I didn't quite understand that I learned from the New York Post is that last night Obama picked up 69 delegates to Hillary's 63, which seemed...uh...a little off. But I don't do math.
MEGAN: In North Carolina?
MEGAN: No, I think that's just wrong.
MEGAN: CNN says Obama picked up 64 in NC and 38 in Indiana, and Hillary got 44 and 41, respectively. I can't do math, but I think the NYP is wrong.
MOE: that's 85 for hillary and 103 for obama
MOE: So yeah
MEGAN: Mere bloggers have proved actualy journalists wrong. The world might need to stop turning on its axis.


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Knucklehead wrote:Are you fucking kidding me, buyout Luongo!theman wrote:How many buyouts can the Canucks do this offseason? What I hope the Canucks do:
1. Fire AV, he needs to go. Time for a fresh voice for the players.
2. Buyout Luongo, can't see any team trading for him now. Gillis really has misplayed the Luongo situation.
3. Buyout Booth and Ballard.
4. Use the cap space to rebuild the forward lines.
He would never pass through waivers, most GM's in the League are nowhere near as stupid as that.
I'll agree though that AV's time may be past due.
Agree also that Ballard and Booth need to be gone to become cap compliant.
But to suggest that Luongo needs to be bought out is ludicrous.
I thought about that more, and perhaps I was hasty. My reasoning for suggesting that was other GM's know that Gillis is in a tight spot with this situation. Now, I know he is not going to hit a homerun if he is able to trade Luongo, tbh, I would be very pleased if he can trade him for a 2nd rounder now. GM's might now be waiting to see if he buys him out now so they will be lowballing him even more, and getting ride of Luongo's cap hit has value for Canucks for obvious reasons. Probably the best way for Gillis to play it now is, immediately after the Canucks season is over, buy out Ballard and Booth. That will be the message he needs to send to other teams, and then accept the first decent offer(decent prospect/high draft pick) he gets.


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Two months after his wife was killed in a car he crashed, a Florida man has been charged with drunk driving causing death. A report has also emerged that Amanda Notebaert was naked from the waist down and sitting on Matthew Notebaert's lap when their car went into a canal.
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Talk about an example of all that's wrong with politics, politicians, current economic "beliefs," business schools, oh, and morals & ethics. Congressman Stark, in office since 1973 just made himself a target of the next revolution:
There is so much wrong with what Stark is trying to say, I just don't know where to begin. Okay, let's start with his "the more debt we owe, the wealthier we are" line. He is delusional beyond belief to even attempt to paint national debt as a sign of wealth much less distinguish it as different from personal debt. Yes, a wealthy country can borrow more, but a wise country borrows less – a country that can no longer pay its debts is bankrupt, and that's what this country is, that's why we are now resorting to "quantitative easing" in the terms of the geniuses who graduated from business schools like Stark.
Stark should resign for this behavior, and if he does not should be impeached for both his behavior AND for his delusional beliefs.
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Cincinnati holds world's most colorful run
Runners brave colorful 5K course
The Color Run in Cincinnati on Saturday saw nearly 10,000 exuberant runners decked out in slightly skewed accessories.
The pre-race canvas was a sea of white T-shirts, but it didn't last long as reds, yellows, pinks and blues turned the crowd into something out of a children's book.
"It's just a really fun way to get out and raise money and just have a good time running and interact with some interesting people," said runner Jen Cain.
The runners who were brave enough to conquer the colorful course said the thrill of blending running and a barrage of color was truly inspiring.
"It kind of makes you just want to keep going. It's a good motivator because you're, like, 'OK, three more colors. Two more colors,' and you just keep going and going and going," said runner Brielle Staley.
"We expected the color. We got sprayed, (and) we're excited about that, so that was something that motivated us more to run," said runner Liz McKinnon.
A portion of proceeds from the race will go toward the Lymphoma and Leukemia societies, organizers said.
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by Joshua Horn
based on The Great War by Winston Churchill
World War I began in 1914. It quickly spread throughout all of Europe, and much of Africa and the Middle East. It was one of the bloodiest wars of human history, with 37 million casualties. In Great Britain alone there were over 1 million dead, one third of the British male population were casualties. Until World War II it was called the Great War and the War to End All Wars. The war had a great lasting effect. In England and France the people believed that after that war there would be nothing worth fighting for again. This greatly contributed to World War II. There were many mistakes made on the Central Powers' side which caused the war to be lost and on the Allied side caused it to be greatly prolonged. Today we will look at three of the mistakes: the German navy's failure to attack, the Allies' destructive frontal assaults and the battle of the Dardanelles.
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The first major mistake of the war was the German navy's failure to attack. Before the war England and Germany had been in a race to attain naval supremacy. At the beginning of the war the German fleet had 16 battleships, and the British had 22 battleships. Therefore, the British had 5-8 more battleships, depending on how many were being repaired. This was the best opportunity that the German navy would have to attack in the entire war, and they should have known it. The British were building 12 battleships, plus 3 more for other nations that they seized as soon as the war began. The Germans were only building 4 battleships. Thus in a year or less the British would have 14 more ships than the Germans, with greater firepower and speed. Also at the beginning of the war, the British navy had the duty to guard all of the transport ships which were taking the infantry to France. Winston Churchill, who was the head of the British navy at that time, said, "If the German Navy was ever to fight at battle, now at the beginning was its best chance."1 They did not attack, and it was a great mistake for them. If they had defeated the British navy, they would have been able to send out their smaller ships and capture the British supply boats, which brought them necessary food and supplies. It took the British dozens of ships to capture the few German cruisers that were able to attack. Even if the Germans had lost, it might not have even sped their downfall by much. Since the British margin of superiority kept increasing, there was never an all out battle between the two fleets. One of the major reasons that the Germans lost the war was that they were blockaded by the British navy, and that would have changed if they had attacked and won at the beginning of the war.
When the war first began, the German armies invaded France. The German armies drove the French back through France. One of the main reasons for this was the the French launched massive bayonet charges against the Germans, who resisted them with machine guns and trenches, easily driving them into retreat. The French and British stopped the German advance at the battle of Marne, and the lines quickly spread out to the sea on either side all across France, resulting in a deadlock where the armies were no longer able to flank each other. Since Allied armies could no longer flank the Germans, they just launched large charges, across shell craters and into barbed wire and trenches, all the time taking terrible casualties from artillery and machine guns. This lasted for years, with millions of men being killed and wounded for mere feet of ground. Instead of launching bloody charges, the Allies should have used their superior sea power to land somewhere in the German rear. The answer to the problem was not just to keep charging, which was what they did; this greatly prolonged the war and cost millions of lives.
The last mistake was the battle of the Dardanelles. The Dardanelles is a strait of water running through Turkey from the Mediterranean Sea to the Sea of Marmara. Churchill, who was at that time Lord of the Admiralty, planned a naval attack of the Dardanelles. His goal was to get ships into the Marmara Sea, capture Constantinople, and then move north and attack the Central Powers from the south. If this had been done, several nations north of Turkey probably would have joined the Allies. If the Dardanelles had been forced, the war would have probably been much shorter with millions less casualties. The entire Dardanelles campaign, on both sea and land, is too long to speak of here, but basically the plan was for the navy to bombard the forts and sweep the minefield. They tried, but then when they had a few old battleships sunk, they gave up. Then they refused to attack, and the army landed on the Gallapoli Peninsula, just west of the Dardanelles, and eventually evacuated after having hundreds of thousands of casualties. There were many instances where the Allies almost won. If they had just renewed their naval attack, if the army had landed sooner, if reinforcements for the army had not been delayed, if when the navy was willing to try again the government would have let them, and dozens more possibilities. Perhaps they could have won. Most Turkish and German generals thought they could have. One said, "If the English had only had the courage to rush more ships through the Dardanelles, they could have got to Constantinople; ..."2 They might not have won, but they should have tried. If they had succeeded, tens of millions of lives could have been saved.
These three mistakes, the German fleet not attacking, the massive bayonet charges and the failure of the Dardanelles campaign worked together to prolong World War I to the greatest war in history up to that time. These mistakes cost Europe millions of lives, and changed the course of history. It is important for us to know the mistakes of those who have gone before, so that when we come into similar situations, we will not repeat them. We should learn from these terrible bloody mistakes of the leaders of history.
View part 2 of Military Mistakes of World War 1.
1 Churchill, Winston. The World Crisis (London: Odhams Press Limited) vol. 1 p. 198
2 Ibid, p. 679


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NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — If you vaguely remember signing up for a home-equity line some time in George W. Bush's second term, then brace yourself. That credit line is probably about to shut down — the sort of gut-punch equivalent to getting a credit card revoked — and your monthly payments are about to go up.
Read related story about the bill for home-equity lines is about to come due
If you're worried that you won't be able to make the higher payments, then don't sit idly by. Talk to your bank and see if there's anything they can do to change the terms of your home-equity line.
"If you have an interest-only, you should be reaching out to your lender right now, saying, 'I see the train coming down the tracks, what can we do?'" said Keith Gumbinger, vice president of the mortgage-data provider HSH.com,
So, what can you do? We'll walk you through some common options.
• First, if you can afford the higher payments when your home-equity line resets, and don't mind losing access to that line of credit, then just stay put. You should be aware of when your monthly bill will go up, and budget for it ahead of time, but otherwise you don't need to change anything.
• If you still want access to a home-equity line, then ask the bank if you qualify for a new one. If you do, then you can open a new home-equity line, pay off the old one with the proceeds, and continue tapping the new line when you need extra cash.
• Otherwise, see if the bank will soften the terms of your repayment.
You could also ask the bank to extend the "draw" period on your home-equity line, perhaps giving you another few years before you have to start paying down the principal. Or the bank might be willing to lengthen the amount of time you have to pay back the money you borrowed, which would also cut down on your monthly payments.
The bank might be willing to give you a lower-than-average interest rate. Or it might be willing to wrap your home-equity bill into your first-mortgage bill, which should have a lower rate. The average rate for a 30-year fixed-rate mortgage is about 4.3%, according to Freddie Mac. The average rate for a home-equity line of credit is about 5.1%, according to HSH. Don't wait too long to ask for a lower interest rate, though: Rates are expected to creep up as the Federal Reserve slowly gets out of the business of propping up the economy.
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Neurogenic Bowel
(Bowel, Neurogenic)
Pronounced: new-row-JEH-nik bow-ell
Neurogenic bowel occurs when the body has problems storing and removing stool from the intestines.
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The digestion process is partly managed by messages sent between the brain and digestive system. These messages are sent through nerves. When these nerves are damaged, messages between the brain and digestive system are blocked. This prevents the bowels from working properly.
The spinal cord runs from the base of the brain to the lower back. There are 2 main types of neurogenic bowel, depending on where along the spinal cord the damage occurs.
Reflexic Bowel
This happens when there is damage around the neck or chest. Messages between the colon and the brain are interrupted. As a result, a person may not feel the need to have a bowel movement. However, stool is still building up in the rectum. The build-up triggers a reflex causing the rectum and colon to react, leading to a bowel movement without warning.
Areflexic Bowel
This happens when there is damage around the lower end of the spinal cord. When these lower nerves are damaged, a person is unable to feel when a bowel movement is needed. Also, the reflex may be reduced, so the rectum has a difficult time emptying stool. This can lead to constipation.
Risk Factors
Spinal cord injury is the main risk factor.
Symptoms of neurogenic bowel may include:
- Trouble having a bowel movement
- Repeated bowel accidents
- Swollen abdomen
- Feeling full (not hungry) quickly
- Loose stools or very hard stools
- Bleeding from the rectum
- Abdominal pain
You will be asked about your symptoms and medical history. A physical exam will be done. A rectal exam may also be done.
Your waste products may be tested. This can be done with stool tests.
Talk with your doctor about the best treatment plan for you. Treatment options include:
Bowel Program
Your doctor will work with you to set up a bowel program. This program will help by:
- Providing effective ways to have a bowel movement
- Preventing bowel accidents
- Establishing a predictable bowel movement schedule
With the program, you may:
- Follow a certain diet and physical activity plan
- Be given a combination of medications to promote bowel function
- Undergo digital stimulation to cause a bowel movement
- Work with your healthcare team to find an ideal time for going to the bathroom and position to use when having a bowel movement
- Participate in other methods to encourage bowel movement, such as doing push-ups, massaging the abdomen, deep breathing, drinking warm fluids, and sitting in a forward-leaning position
Common medications to treat neurogenic bowel include:
- Stool softeners to make bowel movement easier
- Colonic stimulants to stimulate the colon to move the stool through the digestive tract faster
- Osmotic laxatives to pull water into the intestines to increase stool bulk
- Bulk formers to increase stool bulk
The types of medications you will take will depend on certain factors, such as the type of neurogenic bowel you have, other medications you may be taking, and your diet.
Digital Stimulation
Digital stimulation is done to encourage movement of the bowels by stimulating the rectum. With this procedure, the doctor will insert a gloved and lubricated finger into your rectum. The will slowly move the finger in a circle. Other types of stimulation include:
- Suppositories—stimulate the nerves in the rectum lining
- Enemas—stimulate the nerves and soften stool
Sometimes surgery may be needed, such as:
- Colostomy—An opening is made from the colon to the surface of the body. The opening acts like an anus where solid waste is removed.
- Ileostomy—An opening is made from the small intestine to the surface of the body.
This condition cannot be prevented. You can decrease the risk of spinal cord injury by taking safety precautions, such as:
- Wearing seat belts
- Avoiding activities that can put you at risk for injuring your spine
National Association for Continence
United Spinal Association
HealthLink BC
Canadian Spinal Research Organization
Benevento BT, Sipski ML. Neurogenic bladder, neurogenic bowel, and sexual dysfunction in people with spinal cord injury. Phys Ther. 2002;82(6):601-612.
Cotterill N, Maderbacher H, Wyndaele JJ, et al. Neurogenic bowel dysfunction: Clinical management recommendations of the Neurologic Incotinence Committee of the Fifth International Consultation on Incontinence 2013. Neurourol Urodyn. 2017; doi: 10.1002/nau.23289.
Spinal cord injury—chronic management. EBSCO DynaMed Plus website. Available at:http://www.dynamed.com/topics/dmp~AN~T566521/Spinal-cord-injury-chronic-management. Updated September 7, 2017. Accessed November 9, 2017.
Neurogenic bowel. University of Washington website. Available at: http://www.uwmedicine.org/health-library/pages/neurogenic-bowel.aspx. Accessed November 9, 2017.
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Intel Mac-using Engineering students of the world rejoice (or cringe, as the case may be), as MATLAB has been released into beta by The Mathworks today. Version R2007a, the Universal Binary version, is expected to come out early in 2007 for both students and professionals but the beta of the professional version is available to download from the website as we speak. Students must request the beta version on DVD.
The FAQ page states that The Mathworks does not plan on updating previous versions of MATLAB to Universal Binary, but that they expect "the general release (R2007a) to support most of the MATLAB and Simulink product families."
The beta requires OS X version 10.4.7, 510 MB of disk space, and 510 (not 512, mind you, but 510) MB of RAM. Previous versions of MATLAB still run under Rosetta on Intel Macs, but who wants to run things under Rosetta?


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"Vagyok Thad. Beszélek angolul és egy kicsit magyar." This is how Thad Titze '13 (Watertown, S.D.) introduces himself lately; a sample of the Hungarian he's picked up over the last three months while living in Nyirtelek, Hungary, as a part of the Young Adults in Global Mission (YAGM), a one-year volunteer and mission opportunity through the ELCA.
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Former U.S. Ambassador to China and Singapore Gov. Jon Huntsman discussed the "Geopolitics of China and the U.S." before a crowd of nearly 2,000 at the 18th Boe Forum on Public Affairs Monday night in the Elmen Center. Read the article in the Argus Leader.
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Evening with Maya Angelou Canceled
The "Evening with Dr. Maya Angelou" set for Wednesday, Oct. 23, at the Elmen Center has been canceled. Representatives for Angelou said the renowned poet and writer is suffering from exhaustion and was advised by doctors to cancel the event.
Classroom in the Snow
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So, Are We Sure About These Tigers Scrimmages?
Ever seen this singular photo before?
It is one of the few remaining documentations of the day a bright idea by the Boston Red Sox that wound up – in all likelihood – costing them the 1946 World Series:
On the left, Red Sox centerfielder Dom DiMaggio. In the center, pitcher Tex Hughson. On the right, in the Sox road gray: Joe DiMaggio – who didn't have his regular uniform with him for one of the fateful games Boston played 66 years ago.
The Detroit Tigers' idea to address their five day layoff between finishing sweeping the Yankees and facing the Cards or Giants in the Series by playing a pair of exhibition games is not new. The Red Sox did the same thing in 1946.
And it killed them.
We forget this now, but the Red Sox were prohibitive favorites to win a Series remembered for "Slaughter's Mad Dash" and the disastrous 5-for-25 performance of Ted Williams. Boston had clinched the American League pennant with a 1-0 win on September 13th (courtesy of a Williams homer, naturally). They won by 12 games over a defending champion Tiger team that nearly played .600 ball, and a tidy 17 over the third place Yankees who imploded and went through three managers. Williams supplied a slash line of 38/123/.342 and had an OPS of 1.164 (and four other guys in the line-up were at .799 or better). The Red Sox were the team to beat.
But the National League race was back-and-forth between the Dodgers and Cardinals and with an N.L. first-place tie – and a Series-delaying three-game playoff looming – Sox Manager Joe Cronin and General Manager Eddie Collins thought they needed something to keep their Heroes alert and awake while the N.L. decided which of its teams was going to be its sacrifice to the mighty Boston maw.
They scheduled three exhibition games for the Red Sox…versus American League All-Stars. It was a helluva plan – in theory. The Red Sox got such luminaries as Hank Greenberg and Luke Appling and Joe DiMaggio (hence that crazy picture) to travel to Fenway and put the Champs through their paces.
They also brought in Mickey Haefner.
Haefner had just completed a 14-and-11, 2.85 season for a Washington Senators squad that only the year before had finished a buck-and-a-half behind the A.L. Champion Tigers, so he belonged among the All-Stars doing their part for the greater glory of the American League. But there was only one problem with letting Haefner throw towards your hitters, even in an exhibition setting.
He was a knuckleballer.
On October 1st – which would've been the eve of Game 1 of the World Series, had the N.L. only made up its mind in 154 games – Haefner was pitching for the All-Stars against the Red Sox at Fenway. And one of his knucklers – and he threw it in the Niekro/Dickey range of hardness, not the Wakefield range – hit Ted Williams in the elbow.
Got him exactly right. There is no idea how hard the pitch was thrown but the pain was sufficiently excruciating to send Williams to the hospital for X-Rays. While those few who saw the injury held their breath (and presumably Collins and Cronin tried to figure out how they could each blame the other), the tests came back negative. That's the way it was in those days: broken or not broken. Nothing about deep bone bruises or inflamed ligaments or anything else. It hurt? It ain't broken. Put some ice on it and play.
Williams played. 5-for-25, .200. It would be decades before Ted acknowledged that the elbow pain never really subsided through the subsequent Series. The only post-season appearance of his career produced five measly singles. And when reporters concluded Williams had not risen to the occasion, or had been psyched out by what was even then a rare but not unique infield defensive shift, Williams let them blame him. Despite the apparent justification for such a claim, he never blamed his '46 World Series nightmare on the Haefner Hit-By-Pitch.
That the Sox lost the Series was not the end of the story. The pall of that loss lingered for generations. Boston would slide into the second division, then the basement, and would not emerge until the year after Williams was inducted into the Hall of Fame. That his performance in the 1946 Classic was the low point of Williams' career goes without saying. He eventually admitted it was the low point of his life.
Talk about the Curse of the Bambino? Bolshoi! The Curse of Mickey Haefner, more like!
If you check history – especially internet history – you might see passing mention that Williams hurt his elbow when hit by a pitch "in an exhibition game just before the World Series." But what you do not see is the disturbing truth that is of particular relevance tonight: Williams hurt his elbow when hit by a pitch in an exhibition game just before the World Series that had been arranged by his own bosses to try to keep the Red Sox sharp FOR THE WORLD SERIES.
Today, of course, Collins or Cronin would've been fired or at minimum vilified by history for their gross stupidity. Didn't happen that way. Cronin succeeded Collins as General Manager, then became American League President in 1959. Both of them are in the Hall of Fame and Cronin has his retired number 4 right up there with Teddy Ballgame's.
The Tigers are not asking any of their vanquished foes to help them fill the competition gap by playing these exhibitions (the term they used was "scrimmages") on Sunday and Monday. They have flown up the minor league kids like pitchers Hudson Randall and Joe Rogers from the Florida Fall Instructional League to fill the role played by the A.L. All-Stars in the last ill-fated attempt to keep the rust from growing while the National League tries to figure out its champion (Cards or somebody else).
Presumably the Tigers will take every precaution against the obvious things: sliding (no!), diving for fly balls (don't!), line drives back at pitchers (use the Batting Practice screen!). But unless Jim Leyland and Dave Dombrowski are aware of the 1946 Red Sox disaster and the saga of Mickey Haefner, they cannot possibly be prepared for the inadvertent pitch that just…gets away.
What do they do if Miguel Cabrera gets hit in the elbow? Or the knee? Or the head? Or while at third base takes a one-hopper off his bean, as he did in Spring Training?
Hudson Randall and Joe Rogers, you say? Neither of them is a knuckleball pitcher, right?
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Fascinating history — Marty Lurie on KNBR in San Francisco just mentioned this on his show, so had to come take a peek. It's a fine line between developing rust and risking injury. Life is definitely interesting here by the Bay; chance of rain early in the week which could push the Series start back even farther if STL/SFG have to play a game 7. (But hey, would it have killed ya to actually acknowledge the presence of the San Francisco Giants in the NLCS, instead of calling them "somebody else"?)
Yeah (regarding Giants)!
Also what if CC Sabathia has a serious elbow injury, because he is seeing Dr. James Andrews (cue frightening organ chord)? If he misses significant time in 2013, will it be a first since 1995 (no Yankees OR Red Sox in postseason)?
Very good point. I think it would serve the Tigers well to heed this bit of advice. Now if they just read it! Well done, Keith, as usual. Everything you write is brilliant. And I ditto what Ron said in his comment before me. Looking forward to your return soon. Can't come soon enough for me.
This was a great historical piece. I enjoy reading about how it was back then. Love the picture of Joe DiMaggio (another hero of mine). Good tale of the knuckleballer Mickey Haefener and what can go drastically wrong in a flash. That's the second time I've heard about a knuckleball pitcher besides Jim Bouton. I really appreciate your writing about baseball. You show a true love of the sport and make it easy for me, a novice, to understand. I'm not making any bets but I would really like to see the Tigers win this one. Unfortunately that may not be the case. It should be a great series to watch in any event.
very interesting, Keith. Thanks for writing
Given this is Leyland's solution to the same no-play stint that is blamed for 2006, what's your in-between solution?
And how many times has a team sat around and done nothing and been the favorite and end up losing? Oh that's right, how about the Tigers in 2006 with Jim Leyland as manager. Freak things happen in life. How many players have been injured taking batting practice, or even slipping in the shower.
Great history, but in no way are the Tigers ill-advised for trying to stay sharp. With the modern interminable playoff system, hot teams can get iced. No better example than in 2007 when the Rockies were rewarded for their two series sweeps by being iced for NINE DAYS until the World Series with Boston finally came around. Inaction is DEATH for baseball players, and the Rockies went from super-hot to ice cold and got swept.
Baseball players have to be sharp, aggressive, and not pussyfoot around worrying about injuries. I applaud the Tigers for doing all they can to be at their best for when the damned World Series FINALLY comes around where we may once again see The Summer Game spill into NOVEMBER. Ugh!
so, perhaps the answer is to A. have scrimmages, but B. don't use knuckleballers?
thanks for posting this, love the blog and glad I found it
didnt care before. now i want the giants to win the nlcs and the ws
forcing ko to write about stupid baseball cards and how his beloved yanks are right on the cusp of another world championship
the fact is, back in the day, ball players werent athletes…except for mays
so anything they did could cause an injury
dimaggio was a fraud…there are kids in low a who could strike him out
Hey Mr Olbermann! Now would be a good… nay, perfect time, to gather the children 'round the campfire and tell us the story of how this would have been the second square-off between Giants and Tigers, if it wasn't for Fred Merkle and Johnny Evers.
Please don't forget to mention and clarify if Iron Joe McGinnity or Christy Mathewson (who pitched that very same game) was first-base coach when the Giants were batting. Pitchers as baserunning coaches during the game? So if Mathewson came to bat AND was coaching first base, did Iron Joe replace him for just the at-bat?
It's… it just gets weirder and weirder the more one reads about the day of the Merkle Boner, fascinating stuff and this chapter of baseball history is relevant this week.
I see these 'scrimmages' drew about 2,000 fans.
From what I know about baseball of that era, the sox saw a chance to make some more $ and took it.
I'm not sayin it was a good decision, just why it was made.
If we could get back to talking about baseball that is…
after the series is over, will ko finally apologize to vogelsong, the giants, giants fans, the city of san francisco, the state of california, and baseball fans everywhere?
will he finally admit that he and the rest of press who live east of the mississippi, know little to nothing about the greatest game ever created?
Love this article about my grandpa, Mickey Haefner.


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There are a couple of carbonara recipes in Francine Segan's new cookbook, Pasta Modern. This version, which substitutes seasonal, creamy kabocha squash for the guanciale, is certainly the most creative of the bunch. Save for the egg yolks, it is but a bare shadow of the original. Yet these changes don't detract from the ultimate pleasure of diving into a bowl of these stubby, squash filled tubes of pasta.
Why I picked this recipe: Incorporating one of my favorite seasonal squashes into a rich and creamy carbonara was a no-brainer.
What worked: Using egg yolks instead of whole eggs is a great idea as they are less likely to curdle than the whites. It takes all of the anxiety out of that final step.
What didn't: Segan doesn't say to save pasta water here, but you'll want to use some to loosen the sauce a little in the final step. If you time it right, you can also use some of the pasta water to deglaze the skillet used to cook the squash as well.
Suggested tweaks: If you can't have carbonara without pork, you could certainly render guanciale, pancetta, or bacon before sautéing the onions and squash, using that fat instead of olive oil.
Reprinted with permission from Pasta Modern: New & Inspired Recipes from Italy by Francine Segan. Copyright 2013. Published by Stewart, Tabori, and Chang, an imprint of Abrams. All rights reserved. Available wherever books are sold.
- Yield:Serves 4
- Active time: 30-45 mintues
- Total time:30-45 minutes
- 1 large onion, thinly sliced
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- Salt and freshly ground black pepper
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- Pecorino or other aged cheese
- 1 pound (445g) paccheri or any short thick pasta, preferably Garofalo
In a large sauté pan over medium heat, warm 2 tablespoons oil and cook the onions until they are very soft, about 8 minutes. Raise the heat to high and continue cooking until the onions are golden and caramelized, about 4 more minutes. Remove the onions from the pan and set aside.
In the same pan, add another 1 or 2 tablespoons and fry the squash until tender and golden at the edges, about 8 minutes. Return the onions to the pan, season with salt and pepper, and keep warm.
In a large serving bowl, beat the yolks with pepper and 2 heaping tablespoons grated cheese.
Boil the pasta in salted water until al dente. Drain and toss in the egg mixture, stirring until creamy, then stir in the hot onion-squash mixture. Serve topped with grated or shaved cheese.