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Sunday, 22 January 2017
Sunday In House Gists - Most Embarrassing/Hilarious Moment.
170 comments:
- Spidex said...
I remember when we were playing football in a competition against the opposition for the cup the game ended in penalty I was the keeper and they were much crowd around 50+ people it was on Saturday so after training in the field people do wait and relax before going back, that was the reason for the crowd and it was just like a normal football so I was keeping with boxers only *no shirt, we have played 5 penalties and scored 4 goals while the opposition has played 4 and scored 3 goals so the fifth was thier last and as the keeper I know that if I am able to save the fifth one we will win the cup,so by the grace of God he played and I saved it out of joy my team mates rushed me to Jack me up some held me while some held my boxers when they trying to lift me up due to the boxer that some were holding it pulled down to the extent that one can clearly see my private region, GOD!!!! and I was f**king naked 😷 cause when that side is open na which side you won hide again to eliminate the shame, God!! I was like ground open make I enter in front of 50+ people I wan die I shouted at them to bring me down so I can drag my boxers to it position but by then everyone has seen it and all eyes were on me young ,old ,guys ,girls,women and men chaiii.I was the most embarrassed human being that day, I never celebrated with them again I just dragged ma boxers up couldn't bear the shame and zoomed off, most of them were calling me will I was going I turned deaf ears as I zoomed off i don't want to remember it again it makes me feel bad but we thank God it the past sha
- 22 January 2017 at 14:01
- Becky Divine said...
Let the lies begin...
Ayam ready to laugh tho
- 22 January 2017 at 14:03
- Beloved said...
Lmao @ the wig ish ... it made me remember something similar
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- 22 January 2017 at 14:03
- Roseberry said...
Lolzzz, u shared in her embarrasment abi
- 22 January 2017 at 14:04
- Sabongida Ora cutest said...
😂😂😂😂@ Stella.
You left there ... you thought the cold there was also going to take yours off !!! 😝
- 22 January 2017 at 14:07
- favour said...
I was embarassed today when an user in my church whispered in my ear that am heavily stained with my monthly circle,and i was sitting at the front, how I managed to get out from the church its still a misery. Am not sure am going to attend that church for now.
- 22 January 2017 at 14:07
- LOLO IDEATO said...
I wore a jumpsuit to work on Wednesday, with a short jacket. Only for me to be informed by a guy at the office that my jumpsuit tore are the "Bumbum" area.
That line where materials are joined. I was so embarrassed, it was just 09:30am. That God for the White linen underneath.
Till I got home that day, people at different times kept reminding me of my torn Jumpsuit at my "bumbum" area.
NB: I have a massive butt that can pass for a size 44-45 via Tape measurement
- 22 January 2017 at 14:08
- Sabongida Ora cutest said...
I think pipe lee's story was very funny and original.
She should win.
- 22 January 2017 at 14:08
- Chilax said...
Hmmm jst remembered my secondary school days, in my SS3 wen our result is out and a friend of mine name Kenneth asked me to come see mine but because am with my uncle who is sponsoring my education I asked Kenneth to pls text me mine. If I fail in 1 subject he should text me Good morning, but if I fail 2 he should text Good Morning to u and ur uncle. My friend Kenneth replied and said he will do dat, what really are friends for? Later on, d message came.
"Good morning to you , your uncle, your family, your neighbors and your entire village" immediately I remembered what our family pastor told my uncle that Failure is looming around me. But I thought he delivered me.
#original o
- 22 January 2017 at 14:10
- victoriousehis said...
SDK Welldone o
It's official!!! I have been banned from "pressing phone" in the "other room"
I am to do all my pressing in d sitting room,bath/toilet Even kitchen. But,I must not bring it into the "other room" starting from ystrd 21/1/2017.
SDK u r d causer .....lol
- 22 January 2017 at 14:16
- DaRevolutionist said...
Happened in church one time.
There was this fine babe, very fine, dressing, body, face 10 over 10. Shakara nko hiaann she get am. The road leading to the main church building is Like a slope so when walking up or going down, one needs to be careful.
Most ladies on hills use their friends for support either male or female, you'll now be wondering why wear the Hills if you can't walk comfortably. See wahala o.. Na so aunty wear one fine gown, fitted, see shape na, fresh babe, fine hills, in fact killer hills.. I don't know if support system no come her way that day na so her Hill come break, she come fall, Chai gown come tear Para.. Shuu Chai see shame na, Thank God she wear undies oo.. Hiaa I no go know wetin for happen that day, see people na sis sorry one guy get mind talk say fine lady sorry, like making it obvious. Sha she had a bruise. Since that day, she comes with slippers, when she is about entering church she changes to hills, after church, slippers to the rescue, she no wan take chances again. Lol. This is my gist.
# original
- 22 January 2017 at 14:16
- Dewdrop said...
Went to a birthday party yesterday. While the kids were playing a game where the mc would ask them to go and get stuffs from their parents like shoe belt and phone. The mc then said first three People to go and bring their mothers wig. See women holding their hair me too join them hold my hair. That was how the game ended with no winner o! in my heart I thank God my son is not old enough to play the game cos bros would have embarrassed me cos I only wear wigs.
Blessed Sunday.
- 22 January 2017 at 14:20
- treasures said...
I remembered when I was in Ss2 ,i went on a vacation to visit my grown up cousins in lag, so one day me n my cousin were hanging out with her friends, they are all in higher institutions, and were all gisting about their school, and urs sincerely don't want to fall her hand, I told them that I'm also studying at University of ibadan, one of them just ask me suddenly which level am I, and me without thinking says I'm in ND2, instead of 200l, and they were all looking at me somehow, in my mind I was thinking maybe my level is too low I should have said ND3 or4, it was when we were going home that my cousin now explained to me (chai I felt so bad
- 22 January 2017 at 14:21
- St.FranKooL.... said...
#Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others*
- 22 January 2017 at 14:24
- Rowland Dominic said...
- 22 January 2017 at 14:25
- vivian stephen said...
So I went to choir practice one evening, felt pressed buh didn't wanna do it in a public place, so I hurried home, I was walking and running. Goose bump all over me, d hairs on ma body standing. 3mins after I left the church I popped on myself. Damn! It was hot, couldn't hold it. Thank God I had skinny jeans on. I kept walking fast. Couldn't run again cos I was heavy down there. Some mins later, more pop. Wow, I started giving people I met on the road space so they won't notice. Took a dark road, I was practically wet now and dripping. Suddenly Light came on at a house in front of me and people were troping out all around and ds guy that got close went like Chimeeeeee, madam are u ok? Me: mtcheeeew, mind ur bizness o.
When I got home, I didn't even say hi to anyone. Spent 1hr in the bathroom.
Or is it when I fell down at the banking hall while climbing steps with ma heels and I was feeling like u know what. Lol.
Guys were all checking me out when I stepped in, I blanked them. When I fell I carried the window blinds down along with me.
These are personal experiences o.
- 22 January 2017 at 14:26
- redbotafly said...
I remember when i was much younger, i had this boyfriend that lived close to my house.
One afternoon i snuck out to go and see him.
I went with my little sister.
I had this other neighbour, a guy that i never liked of course he didn't like me either.
While I was in my boyfriend's house my parents were looking for me.
The stupid boy told my dad where I was.
I heard a knock on the door my boyfriend opened, behold it was my dad.
I was shocked and same time embarrassed.
Its not like we were "doing anything" but it just felt odd.
He took my sister and i followed behind. In my mind i was like i don die today. When we got home he told my mum trust her now, she insulted me and called me all sorts of names.
Very embarrassing.
- 22 January 2017 at 14:27
- Gracious child said...
This happened during my NYSC in the North. It was in Nassarawa some years ago. Villages close to my PPA were being raided from time to time by Fulani herdsmen, my lodge was was being secured by soldiers and so we were somehow safe. Now there were some of my lodge mates who were dating each other, I on the other hand did not date anyone there as I had a Fiancee, also I detest dating my neighbour. I was turning all my toasters down including the soldiers guarding our lodge and this did not go down well with some of them. I was always boasting that no one in the whole State had seen my nakedness before(sister Mary) lols.
One Sunday morning, I was in the bathroom taking my bath to prepare for church when I heard a commotion outside, they were shouting "run run, they are coming here, the soldiers cannot overpower them o". I quickly ran out with my towel tied to my chest. Come and see people running with only boxers, nightwears, etc. I too was running with my towel tied to my chest when someone pulled it from the back and whoa, I was naked in my full glory, I quickly bend down and folded myself like crayfish. I scanned the ground around me, the idiot had flinged the towel away, I just bent like crayfish in the middle of the compound, some people had already fed their eyes. Later, a good Samaritan removed his shirt and gave me for covering. The alarm was later found out to be false and we all returned to our lodge. Shame did not allow me to look anyone in the face since that day till I left. They were always taunting me and calling me "groundnut breasts". This is because my breasts are very small.
- 22 January 2017 at 14:30
Hahahahaha I'm the one that corrected you. You're welcome :)
- 22 January 2017 at 14:32
- jonathan jostico said...
Enter your comment... Ekaitte went to the store to buy a parrot
trained in the USA and asks
the sales person;
"What's so special about this parrot ?"
Sales person says:
"This parrot is a genius and can answer any
Ekaitte asks the parrot;
"How do I look?"
The parrot replies;
"You look like a fuckin slut?"
Ekaitte gets pissed off and tells the sales
person that its a very rude
parrot and she cannot buy it despite it
was trained in the USA.
The sales person tells Ekaitte to wait for 2
The sales person takes the parrot to the back
of the store and
shoves the parrot into a bucket of water
and when he pulls the
parrot out he says;
"if you disrespect the lady out there again
i'll soak you back in water" and takes the
parrot back to the store.
Th sales person apologized to Ekaitte and
says she can ask the
parrot another question.
Ekaitte: "If I come home with one man
what would you think?" Parrot: "He's your
Ekaitte: "Two men?"
Parrot: "Your husband and his brother"
Ekaitte: "Three men?"
Parrot: "Your husband, his brother and
your brother" Ekaitte: "Four men?"
At this time the Parrot turns to the Sales
person and says:
"Bring back the bleeping bucket of water
I already told you she's a
slut!!!". *copied*
- 22 January 2017 at 14:33
Went for all weekend groove with my guy n my younger sister who in ANSU, igbariam, she came for a weekend and she is 25,my people BTW she was in her own room, we never planned going to church this morning, we never knew she had plans to... Na so we say make we straff early morning, like 3 minutes into the show, my younger sister walked into my room and while my guy was on top my matter. Dat she came to collect weave on brush as she's going 4 6am mass...
- 22 January 2017 at 14:36
- code009 said...
Good luck to the winners
- 22 January 2017 at 14:38
- IFEANYI NWA NSUKKA said...
CopiedOn Troublesome Neighbours.
I was 8 months preggy when we moved to a new apartment.
Little did I know that my neighbour is TROUBLE PERSONIFIED.
(Like all these London Iya insurance who sit on the window and watch ALLLLL happenings in the neighbourhood)
Night 1 - Around 11pm , BEING A LIGHT SLEEPER, right behind my bedroom window, I started hearing Hammer and nail RAGGAE.
First feeling was fear .... My enemies followed me to this new house , AfricaMagic Wickedness came strongly to mind.
My heart beat a thousand times in a millisecond. It went on for almost 45 minutes. I was so tormented, disturbed and couldn't sleep much that night.
I prayed all sorts of prayers especially FORGIVENESS OF SINS and plenty promises not to look for trouble again.
Honestly I was so terrified.
Night 2 - Same time Same Action.
But the fear was reduced and curiosity had set in. Fear will not make me pull the curtain and peep from my window ..... make the evil spirit no enter my stomach ... Issshhhhhhhhhhh.
Night 3 - Same time Same action.
Meaning 3 nights of NO SLEEP for an heavily pregnant woman.
Night 4 - Anger and irritation had completely taken over. I said if this demon will make me run mad, I must know Wetin e be sef.
Be it Kukute or Shigidi or Egbere or Ofiliganga ..... anyone sef - I am ready for battle.
So I went to my Window and peeped and SAW THE THING !!!!
Night 5 ..... Same time. I woke up and started Strategizing on how to face THE THING.
Day 6 - I caught a Revelation.
Night 6 - 10.45pm , I got my WHITE WRAPPER and tied it on my bare body.
I got my Red Scarf and tied it on my head.
Got my White Powder Mixture and dotted my face and arms and legs.
Got my small mortal and pestle that Ibos use to pound stuffs for cooking.
Hubby was begging me coz of my being heavily preggy but I wouldn't listen.
11pm ... Hammer and Nail started Romancing again.
I carried my small wooden pot and made for the door.
I tiptoed from my kitchen door straight to the location of the sound and Screamed
(Meaning Deities - this is your meat ooooooo)
Hammer went East ...
Nail went West ...
The wood She was knacking went South ...
The Knackee herself went North...
I heard several fallings and standing ups noises.
- 22 January 2017 at 14:39
- Chysugar said...
Will read comments....
making Chapman now...wana give my family a treat.
- 22 January 2017 at 14:39
- em jay said...
That has happen to me too, na on top bike breeze blew my wig away, I sha manage come down go pick and wear am back, it was our end of year parry in church, so during d drama presentation, I just bend down dey laff, na so my wig just dey do e own dey go, chaiiiiiiiiii, I was like make ground open make. I jump enter.
- 22 January 2017 at 14:41
- Cynthia Iyede said...
- 22 January 2017 at 14:44
- missylynn said...
My most embarrassing moments was when I did presentation in class,after presenting I started crying cos I always have stage fright so my classmates started calling cry baby.lol
I was really embarrassed..
- 22 January 2017 at 14:51
- Serendipity said...
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- 22 January 2017 at 14:56
- Serendipity said...
Must all embarrassing moments be hilarious? Mine wasn't. Ok back in uni I had a friend who was dating this dude. I had recently broken up from my boyfriend and was nursing my bruised heart. I was on my own when this boyfriend's friend came to start asking me out. At the said time I and the girl were no longer tight due to distance issues.I started falling for this guy small small. Then d day I decided to give him the cookie, I went to his house. Had a fun night and was just chilling in d morning. Why did I not get up and go home, I dunno. Next thing. Babe barged in and attacked me with her high heeled shoes. She was just coming home from runs. She flung my pant and bra at me. I hurriedly wore dudes shirt as he desperately tried to separate us. I wore my jeans and fled. I was in shock. Found out they never broke up. I learned girl code by force, never date ur friends ex or bf. I also became wary of meeting or developing friendships with my friends boos till date. It took me almost a year to get over the embarrassmen as the girl made sure she told everyone we knew including my ex. I still get goosebumps remembering how sad I felt. I am like what was I thinking back then? Eventually got to find out that my friend didnt meet us by chance. D douchebag guy called her to come see me seducing him. Stay away judginas. God has forgiven me and I have peace now.#original
- 22 January 2017 at 14:57
- Cherry Topaz said...
H-E-E-L-S Heels!!
- 22 January 2017 at 14:57
- Cherry Topaz said...
- 22 January 2017 at 14:59
- Chysugar said...
Small like agbalumo ???
This is hilarious
- 22 January 2017 at 15:00
I usually go for morning mass, so on Friday, I went for mass with my bulletin, so when w sat for the reading I picked the bulletin next to me and the man sitting next to me said, it his own, I said it's mine, he said he is sure it's his. So I said no wahala, I didn't wanna cause any noise. I finally found out I was sitting on top of my bulletin, the way the man just looked at me, like 'you see your life'. I just maintained.
- 22 January 2017 at 15:01
- Chinny Baby said...
A guest pastor called for an alter call after preaching, he started laying his hands on every ones forehead and was shouting "OUT IN JESUS NAME". And some of the members fell down, when he got to the turn of one Yellow fine babe, he refuses to let go, I think he want to babe to fall down by all means but the girls was not moved , he kept shouting and the girl started moving backwards only for her to get to the front row and quietly sat down with the pastors hand still on her head and shouting. "out in Jesus name. My friend just gave me a side eye n we laughed so loud and the everybody beside us was just looking at us. Original
- 22 January 2017 at 15:01
Go and meet that sister to teach you how to spell. It's 'heels' not hills.
Thank me later
- 22 January 2017 at 15:05
Not funny!
- 22 January 2017 at 15:13
Blood of Zachariah 😱 are you for real
- 22 January 2017 at 15:13
Ikwakwakwakwa tot he delivered you abi.no go and read
- 22 January 2017 at 15:13
Fake gist. It's old and stale
- 22 January 2017 at 15:13
Fake gist. It's old and stale
- 22 January 2017 at 15:13
Okay lemme go and get one oshe
- 22 January 2017 at 15:14
- 22 January 2017 at 15:18
Where do you work ,that you would wear a jumpsuit on a Wednesday ?
- 22 January 2017 at 15:18
- Aunty Sabina said...
Lols @groungnut breasts.
I can imagine the shame.
- 22 January 2017 at 15:29
- Aunty Sabina said...
- 22 January 2017 at 15:32
- Ehi hairs and wigs UK said...
I was imagining things as I was reading your story.
- 22 January 2017 at 15:33
- Tee Show said...
- 22 January 2017 at 15:39
- CUTEE said...
Kikikiki. Rotf
- 22 January 2017 at 15:42
- Iphie dearie said...
OMG that story killed it!
Pipi why have you been hoarding that story...
There were 2 or 3 stories there that were extremely hilarious too.
- 22 January 2017 at 15:46
- Iphie dearie said...
I have read this story somewhere.
LMAO!! Means the person failed all the subjects😂😥😥😂
- 22 January 2017 at 15:49
- 22 January 2017 at 15:50
- Ehi hairs and wigs UK said...
I dry vex with that particular entertainer. The way the kids rush to get their parents to win them prices is something else.
- 22 January 2017 at 15:50
- Raymondcoker said...
My own is how the stomach growls at odd times. You know how d stomach always embarrass someone. It always waits until everywhere is calm or any moment of stillness to let its rumbling roar be heard at an opportune time.
- 22 January 2017 at 15:51
- Iphie dearie said...
Hi Dewie,Good to have you back😍😍😍
How was your exams?
- 22 January 2017 at 15:51
- adetunji adejoke said...
the most embarrassing moment of my life was the day I represented my class in a debate and I started shaking like say cold dey to the extend that one of the judge said why on earth are you shaking like this I felt so embarrassed but am bold and better now
- 22 January 2017 at 15:53
- Iphie dearie said...
LMAO@ i should have said ND3 or 4
Bwahhahahashahahshsjsdherhhrbf fkdiehdvdv
- 22 January 2017 at 15:56
I can't be serious!!!
- 22 January 2017 at 15:57
- Cinnamon Apple said...
- 22 January 2017 at 15:58
- Iphie dearie said...
Hehehehe@WOW.. I imagined you saying 'wow' after the poop rushed out.
🙆🏽♂🙆🏽♂🙆🏽♂🙆🏽♂🙆🏽♂🙆🏽♂@ Carried the window blind.😂😂😂😂😂thats the height!
- 22 January 2017 at 15:59
- marriedchick said...
everyday has turned most embarrassing day for some people on this blog... the struggle is real joor... no thanks to FG and MMM... #runsintohidding
- 22 January 2017 at 16:01
Copied from FIN.
Well-done o.
Una no fit obey simple rules.
- 22 January 2017 at 16:01
- Iphie dearie said...
Bad belle neighbour.😂😂😂😂
Frankly speaking.. with the kind of Dad i had,if i snuck off to a neighbour's house to go gist or something.. every knock is a suspect.
I dont mind hiding inside their big pot or climbing through their back door,even if its 10 storey building.
- 22 January 2017 at 16:03
the most embarrassing moment of my life was when I was caught stealing meat in momma pot..... chaiii I nealy die that day but was very young then tho
- 22 January 2017 at 16:04
- Iphie dearie said...
- 22 January 2017 at 16:05
- Cinnamon Apple said...
- 22 January 2017 at 16:08
- Pam said...
Original ko
- 22 January 2017 at 16:12
It's "Heels". Can't laugh at this story cus a similar thing has happened to me before. Still hurts
- 22 January 2017 at 16:14
- trish said...
Hhahahaha@ Chimeee madam are you ok.Call of nature is something else.
- 22 January 2017 at 16:15
- Tata said...
This happened some years ago. I visited London from Nigeria. It was summer and very hot. I took a bus and sat at the lower cabin by the window,was munching biscuits as I journeyed on watching cars pass by. It became very very hot and I decided to open the window. I didn't know I was opening the emergency exit. Immediately I opened it the alarm went off. I noticed people on the other lane in cars were staring at me and even every one on the bus started looking in my direction ,the alarm was still on and I'm wondering why is everyone staring at me? I continued munching my biscuits. At this time the driver pulls over the bus , walks up to me and asks 'how old are you?'. I was so embarrassed then he starts locking up the emergency exit that's when I realised what I had done. Everyone was staring at me. I felt like a fool. Then the driver went back and we continued the journey. That's how I refused to come down even after I got to my stop. I was so ashamed. I had to wait till I got to the last stop and I quickly ran off . I couldn't tell anyone at home what happened. The question kept ringing in my head. I almost cried at 37.
- 22 January 2017 at 16:16
Lols...d girls were so nice not to hv laffed so bad at you...
- 22 January 2017 at 16:19
Huhhh...dis is so hillarious
Really felt for you...can't imagine
- 22 January 2017 at 16:22
- BoeDazzle said...
Usher. Cycle. Mystery.
- 22 January 2017 at 16:25
Rofl....dis got me laffing
U suppose throw dat wig away
Can't imagine I was dere, won't stop laffing d whole day
- 22 January 2017 at 16:26
- Becky Divine said...
Didn't you pad yourself? Pele
- 22 January 2017 at 16:27
Dis happenned to me wen Iwas in secondary school nd Iwen to boarding school...Ijust woke up da afternoon nd went outside to urinate where we wash cloths nd Ididnt remember to check around not knowing dat guys where sitting far opposite to d place...nd my friend spoilt it all by shouting my name...I was so embarrased nd u won't bliv dose guys came to my sit in class during night prep...felt I suld b swallowed dat moment...
- 22 January 2017 at 16:29
- OLORI said...
Very embarrassing!
- 22 January 2017 at 16:30
- saltish said...
- 22 January 2017 at 16:31
- 22 January 2017 at 16:33
Hilarious.... laughed so hard I almost fell off my bed! That failure must have been epic. I love your friend Keneth already.
- 22 January 2017 at 16:35
- Rocky said...
44-45??? Is it the same tape I'm familiar with? Babe you carry oo!! Ah ha
- 22 January 2017 at 16:35
- Rocky said...
Original ko, this thing that we've read since the days of Akpors
- 22 January 2017 at 16:37
- Rocky said...
- 22 January 2017 at 16:39
My toddler saw me wearing my pad and kept saying mom your wearing diaper. I kept saying no it's not diaper, it's pad. As soon as we went to join other visitors,one was her favorite aunt,she said it loud "mommy wearing diaper" when every1 turned to look at me as mama wey dey wear diaper I just had to start explaning and every1 knew I just went to change pad!!!!
Life of a mom😂😂😂😂
- 22 January 2017 at 16:44
Hi beloved..what address is expected to be inputted while creating an ID
- 22 January 2017 at 16:46
- DaRevolutionist said...
Yeah thanks rocky just saw this now.. Auto correct at its peak. When you type hills so much that even if you type heels it corrects to Hills..
Thanks rocky
- 22 January 2017 at 16:46
Hills ko- mountains Ni
- 22 January 2017 at 16:48
Monthly circle ko- monthly triangle ni
- 22 January 2017 at 16:49
- Biojay said...
My embarrassing moment happened when I was in Jss 2 at Eva Adelaja GIRLS GBagada, my position in class was 18, so because I used to take the first or second position in primary school, I changed the 1 in 18 to drawing Chai see alterations (lolll)
When I got home with my altered report, I showed my dad the card.
He asked about the drawing, I said because I was 8th in class I was sad, so I drew my picture. He shaked his head and said ok.
I was happy that it was the last day of the term, so there was no way he could check out my lie(s)
I forgot all about during all my holiday igbaduns.
On the first day of the term, after our 3rd period, my name was called that I should report at the principal office, I went with no idea of what awaits there.
I got to the office, I met my father with my report card, that day my heart dropped on the floor. That was the original Moku, Mogbe, Modaran for me o..
Serious beating and disgrace hen hen. The principal even shamed me sef on the assembly..
That has been the most embarrassing for me so far....and I learnt a big lesson.
- 22 January 2017 at 16:51
Lol I pity you that dayooo LMFAO
- 22 January 2017 at 16:52
Are you serious Chai and they saw ur D**k LOL
- 22 January 2017 at 16:54
Pipilee is a big girl, she does not need the prize.
- 22 January 2017 at 16:56
Haba aunty dewdrop the CEO. Dont tell me you also need the prize.
- 22 January 2017 at 16:59
That disturbing neighbour story is from FIN.
People to adhere to simple rules.
Don't share from FIN. Shediot.
U sha want to win money by force by fire.
- 22 January 2017 at 17:02
- Mamavee said...
Hahahahah Very embarrassing.
- 22 January 2017 at 17:05
I think highest height gist did it for me yesterday, I had a good laugh reading it, gisted hubby about and he laughed too, because we were also in d same shoes sometimes ago, but I don't know if she is a regular BV
- 22 January 2017 at 17:06
- Toro778 said...
I attended a wedding some yrs back. Usher led me to d front seat and the white chair broke immediately I sat on it. Out of embarrassment I walked out of the church with my 3yrs old boy telling me "mummy I told you". I ignored it till I got out of the church where there was a bit of crowd who didn't know what had happened inside so I turned and asked him what was it he had told me. Guess what he said.
"mummy you are too fat". Infact the embarrassment was doubled, everyone bursted into laughter.
- 22 January 2017 at 17:09
- Javeline said...
- 22 January 2017 at 17:16
- Javeline said...
FIN things. Make dem catch u
- 22 January 2017 at 17:17
- Pipi Lee said...
Anony...I bind you!!!
Sabo...kikikiki, thanks dear
Iphie...lmao...rarely share personal stories na, just had to co it still haunts me.
- 22 January 2017 at 17:26
- Pipi Lee said...
Lmao...F9 parallel
- 22 January 2017 at 17:27
- Dentition said...
Lmaooo. I can imagine the shame
- 22 January 2017 at 17:28
- vivian stephen said...
Iphie dearie. It wasn't funny then at all.. I was practically at the foot of the steps with d blinds scattered around me.
And the pop, felt like I could exchange me for another person. I was stinking. The kids were like, mum, did u buy something that's spoilt?
- 22 January 2017 at 17:30
- Dentition said...
just read it this morning. It was so funny but it was too late to vote.
- 22 January 2017 at 17:30
- Pipi Lee said...
- 22 January 2017 at 17:31
Ayam dead. Lol @I was heavy down there.
- 22 January 2017 at 17:32
- Pipi Lee said...
Iphie d badass!!!
Mine is my mum, she will start embarrassing you from wherever.
- 22 January 2017 at 17:34
- Pipi Lee said...
- 22 January 2017 at 17:35
- Pipi Lee said...
I wear wigs most of the time, have them in all styles I like but this has never happened to me, una no dey fix am well?
- 22 January 2017 at 17:37
- Pipi Lee said...
- 22 January 2017 at 17:39
I had no money to buy sanitary pad at that time, the tissue paper I used fell off. Thanks goodness it was in my compound and I picked up immediately hmmmmmmmm. Thank God no one was around at that moment.
- 22 January 2017 at 17:50
My own was wen.I was making love with my ex boyfriend.I was farting so loud.and screaming. another guys name..cheii.he just ended the relationship.
- 22 January 2017 at 17:57
- African Barbie said...
Lmao... Damn
- 22 January 2017 at 18:00
- better pikin said...
I vote for you Biko. This really cracked me up..
- 22 January 2017 at 18:02
- Weed Chic said...
- 22 January 2017 at 18:17
- Weed Chic said...
- 22 January 2017 at 18:18
- temi dayo said...
Chai......I won't forget this day, I was really pressed,so I went 2 GTB to use their rest room, but they have just 1 for both male n female,so I entered n pulled up my skirt,I forgot 2 lock the door, a man just entered, n shouted sorry, I was so embarrassed, I stayed in there for extra 10mins so that I went see the man on my way out
- 22 January 2017 at 18:20
- Phenomenal woman said...
This happened years ago, then I was still in secondary school. I remember this my sabinus uncle I was living with then. He would always brag about how he used to come top in his class all the time. So one day as I was cleaning the house,I came across his results from when he said still in this same secondary school o. I couldn't believe my eyes, I wiped my eyes like twice to be sure I didn't have eye problem. He just managed to have 2 epileptic c's,the rest were Ds and Fs. I jejely carried the results and kept in a very secure place and waited for the day he would exercise his bragging rights as usual. Apparently that day wasn't far fetched. He started ranting and ranting and as he entered his room to pick something, I immediately brought out his results, dusted it very well and placed it in the center table where he would see it, I even carried his glasses and kept on top of the results for emphasis. When he came out, he picked the results,wore his glasses and started reading the results. The look on his face was like. " I Don die" this children Don catch me today oooo. Immediately he started shouting for coverup,calling everyone in the house to come out o,we all assembled humbly before him. He was like whose results are these? I say who found this result? That's how we started passing the results to everyone in the house like communion. Truth is we all knew it was his results but nobody wan gree say na him get am. I was exempted cos I was the smallest of all but my older ones saw shege. Since that day whether you pass or you fail, it's not my uncle's business again, he will just say " shebi if I talk now you people will go and bring out my results as if we are mates" . I laughed that day eh. Sometimes I just remember it and still laugh till today. Original tory.
- 22 January 2017 at 18:32
- IFEANYI NWA NSUKKA said...
I see u sis @annoynymous 16:01
- 22 January 2017 at 18:38
- The Baddest said...
Your office address is fine.
- 22 January 2017 at 18:38
- Phenomenal woman said...
- 22 January 2017 at 18:39
- The Baddest said...
- 22 January 2017 at 18:44
- Mao Akuh said...
Original ke
- 22 January 2017 at 18:45
- The Baddest said...
- 22 January 2017 at 18:46
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- 22 January 2017 at 18:49
- OLORI said...
I'll send my story next week😄😄
- 22 January 2017 at 18:52
- Eka Joy said...
Yeah, I vote pipi Lee too. Read the post very late. Gosh, I laughed ehn. She deserves the prize
- 22 January 2017 at 19:04
- MhizVee said...
Lol.....eya. Sorry o
- 22 January 2017 at 19:06
- Eka Joy said...
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. I just imagined u falling and dragging the window blind with u.
- 22 January 2017 at 19:07
I can never forget that day in my boyfriend's office now hubby, the day micheal jackson death news broke that he died of Cardiac arrest, hmmm... Na so I said ha does people wey arrest am dey in trouble o! See silent for office shou! Only one yeye yurouba guy bust for laugh, I mumu follow dey laugh boyfriend won die in shame. Now each time I remember that day lol loud and start to shame again. Cha!!!, orthe time my pants trouser was torn @ the back I no no think say guys dey admire me only for me to get home see myself, cha! Life
- 22 January 2017 at 19:08
- Dewdrop said...
Lol.... The dads were even removing belts lol.... @ehi
My darling sister @iphie Dearie. Exams went well. Results were released and taken back. But from what I saw I tried can't wait to graduate this year😊. Kisses to my babies.
@anon nobody will say no to a prize thou but I didn't share cause of the price. It wasn't realy a joke thou. Shared it cos Stella mentioned wig.
- 22 January 2017 at 19:24
- Pipi Lee said...
So hilarious.
- 22 January 2017 at 19:43
- Quality Madam said...
Your boxers gist got me laughing out so loud 🔊
- 22 January 2017 at 20:21
- Swiss babe said...
I was at a gathering 2 years ago, i was thinking i was the most gorgeous of the ladies there because all eyes were on me, i was busy moving from one table to the other chatting with friends enjoying myself when suddenly a lady walked up to me and embraced me,in my mind i said who is this one, she whispered to me that the price tag of my blouse is outside for "all to see" Jesus christ!! i touched my back and felt the price tag which is 25frs, Mogbe!! i could remembered a lady told me earlier she love my blouse and i lied to her i bought it in paris for 140 euros. My oh my!!! i disappeared fast from the party and told my husband when i get home. He was so upset
- 22 January 2017 at 20:26
- Javeline said...
kwaKwakwa. Groundnut breasts. My own na apple breast.
- 22 January 2017 at 20:34
- TheBrownDahlia said...
😂😂😂 hilarious!!!
- 22 January 2017 at 20:36
OMG 😱 Ogini na Eme Ihe
- 22 January 2017 at 20:42
- Decency Olive said...
- 22 January 2017 at 20:43
- Kingsway said...
- 22 January 2017 at 20:57
- treasures said...
Lol, so funny mehn
- 22 January 2017 at 21:01
As i was reading your story I was shouting God forbid not my portion
- 22 January 2017 at 21:13
Lol guy u don win
- 22 January 2017 at 21:14
Sarcasm doesn't become you.
Try another.
- 22 January 2017 at 21:15
- Pinochiodee said...
Mr goalkeeper 😂😂😂😂
- 22 January 2017 at 21:26
- Hybrid said...
- 22 January 2017 at 21:34
- Hybrid said...
- 22 January 2017 at 21:35
Hahahhahahah @ how old are you?
- 22 January 2017 at 21:43
- Iphie dearie said...
- 22 January 2017 at 21:46
- Adriel Vincent said...
This happened when I was in final year (2011), University of Uyo. I will never forget. It's really long, but happy reading.
So, one afternoon after lectures I was hungry, couldn't deal. I contacted one of my aunts who had a restaurant there in school, she asked me to go and eat whatever I wanted (she wasn't around). With unhuman speed, I landed at the restaurant. The only foods left were melon and okro. I ordered for a mixture of them both (the famous melon-draw). Brothers and sisters, that was the worst mistake I made in all my years in school. I had barely walked for 20 metres after consuming this sweet poison, that my stomach began rumbling. Well, I was going to church, so no wahala (or so I thought), let me just manage myself till I got to church. As I approached one of the school toilets, my tommy rumbled again. I guess that was a second chance from God but I ignored it, still intent on downloading in church. I passed school toilet. Just as I was leaving the school gate, I felt a wild rush from my belly down my anus gate VUAAA!!! CHEI. Judgement day had come for me. I stood still, contracted my anus to avoid splashing out. I must have stood there for 5 minutes planning my next move. I recalled one of our auditoriums (Ugochukwu hall), about 150 metres from where I was had toilets, so carefully and still contracting my anus, I rushed down there. On getting there, the toilets had been locked for the day. Without thinking it through, I rushed to the school hospital not too far from the auditorium. Without asking, or reading any signs, I located the nearest ward and dashed into its toilet. Mehn, that was the best poo ever, so much relief and peace. It was towards the end of the pooing I noticed there was no tissue paper in the toilet, no water, nothing at all, I wasn't even with any book. Kai. See Gobe! I waited for like 10 minutes after pooing, still nothing to clean with, so I tiptoed out of the toilet, with the hope of seeing a piece of paper around. As I was peeping around, a very young pretty female nurse notice my head sticking out and raised her voice. Aaaah! When I saw this nurse, the shame of the whole school came on me. She called on another nurse, 'come and see this guy in FEMALE WARD toilet o'. HAAAAA!!! How did I not see that I was entering female ward. Chei. With the lightest voice I've ever had since adulthood, I pleaded for her not to raise further alarm and please give me tissue. My brothers and sisters, na so I take collect tissue with shame, cleaned up, and walked straight out of there without looking anybody in the face. Since that day, I and melon-draw soup don't see eye to eye. In fact, you can't even be my friend if you like melon-draw.
Na my story be that o.
- 23 January 2017 at 00:21
- BLACK Loves Queen and The Boss said...
Lol.Osnac? Itibolibo 😂😂😂😂😂
- 23 January 2017 at 06:07
- BLACK Loves Queen and The Boss said...
- 23 January 2017 at 06:08
- SWAG LAFRESH said...
Jummy Leo's gist. I go refer her here
- 23 January 2017 at 07:01
- Yoyo said...
If i hear that pipilee does not need the money. Pipilee that was all over the place begging for santa last December. These girls have no shishi to their names, they only come online to brag.
- 23 January 2017 at 07:27
Hahahahahaaaaaaaa abasi mi di oooooo. Da mme kpa imam. Sai...
- 23 January 2017 at 07:41
Lol many years ago,one of my huge crush I met then asked me to come visit him at home,when I got there he tried to kiss me and stopped looking disgusted, then asked me what kind of soup I ate before coming to his house,I had one correct ogbonno soup my mum made with ogiri for lunch. Choi I thot I was going to die of shame! My first attempt to kiss that failed,d next day I gave d guy 'shance' Abeg I can't shout.make I chop my mama soup without judgement lol.
fast forward to lots of years later,was having a swell time with my ex bf,he went down on me and was eating like his life depends on it and one strong Fart left my bum,OMG,d smell no be here,d guy tried to continue so as not to embarrass me but d smell wan wound am. Na im d guy say, babe Abeg next time ,give me notice before u release this kind of thing.see shame
- 23 January 2017 at 09:08
Oh my! Am sorry,they are both cheap Pple
- 23 January 2017 at 09:12
FIN d demonic secret group with ur Lola queen of the coast.
- 23 January 2017 at 09:16
- Unknown said...
- 23 January 2017 at 09:21
- Unknown said...
Oh lawd!!!!! I ROTF while reading, literally
- 23 January 2017 at 09:23
very demonic that they dont even like the truth. they encourage all sort of evil.
- 23 January 2017 at 10:16
Dis guy is funny
- 23 January 2017 at 10:31
- mom007 said...
Did it work?
- 23 January 2017 at 10:51
You sound like one who was deleted. Don't be pained. It's just an entertaining, enlightening forum. Lick some sugar.
- 23 January 2017 at 11:40
- mom007 said...
Gbam! Later some women will come to defend them saying they don't judge bla bla bla! I was shocked at some stories I read on that group mehn, and that's saying something as I don't shock easily!
- 23 January 2017 at 13:03
- mom007 said...
Yay! I got my ID! Show some love pple! Thanks@ beloved
- 23 January 2017 at 13:10
The driver was rude and mean...you shld hv answered back...mk im come enter keke for hia nw weda im go survive am...animal
- 23 January 2017 at 21:31
The driver was rude and mean...you shld hv answered back...mk im come enter keke for hia nw weda im go survive am...animal
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NOVICE - Mandrak 10.1 ;and to Linux e
If windows MS does one thing it really spoils users by its simple ´instal´ or ´setup´ exe files.
Can anyone tell me where to start with this please............ANY advice would be welcome and if you could post your reply to email@example.com it would be most appreciated.
Kind regards and many thanks
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Hi Garth, welcome to the forum.
While you're getting comfortable with Linux and you're 'drake-styling it, use urpmi -- Mandriva's rpm wrapper -- for installing stuff whenever possible. You'll need to "configure sources" for urpmi (i.e. give it some addresses for http or ftp software repositories), this can be done by simply following the directions at easyurpmi. Once urpmi is configured, getting software (and dependencies too!) is often as easy as:
# urpmi -v <software>
When urpmi does not find what you want, you could commence with the compiling. When you attempted to configure, did it look something like this:
$ ./configure
$ su <enter root password>
man <someCommand>
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novice and thanks to SO3
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Yikes!!! Looks like my Coke Zero price will be going up in the future if this happens!!!
I have had the plugged fuel cap issue hit me 3x over the past few weeks --- once on my chainsaw, once on a leaf blower and yesterday on a push mower.
Used to be the last thing I'd check. Now it...
VW stock fell over 20% today in Germany. The company lost billions in market value.
Unless I am reading this wrong, seems to me the dealer is commiting fraud. First, tried to sell you sensors you did not need. Then, claiming you needed them under warranty from the manufacturer?
Very pretty area.
So, do you root for Georgia or Tenn.?
Great question. I do join her those times she is willing to ride more relaxed and slow on the Kati trail. Her bikes are more advanced than mine --- you guys may laugh but my bike is a Schwinn 10...
From my perspective, its not about the money or chosing between cars or vacations or houses or things.
You need to give your time to your family. As I look back on my childhood, it wasn't really...
No problems.
Actually, we here in STL are kind of fond of the Rangers. That was one of the best World Series wins in Cardinal history! David Freese is gone to sunny California, but th ememories...
I quit coffee every day about 6 PM.
Then, I weaken the next morning and succumb.
My wife rides --- she has 2 bikes. One for the trails and one road bike she uses in triathlons.
My only comment is do you guys/gals really use those clips for pedals? They seem to me to be the...
Welcome from near St. Louis. I assume you are a Cardinals fan like so many other Arkansas folks.
LOL. He said he only gets a few days where the temperature is below 20.
He didn't say 20 below zero!
He lives inMississippi. If he was getting 20 below temps, those north of him would be in...
I've always heard the best time to prune trees is in late Fall/early winter after the leaves have fallen. You should leave a little nub where the branch was and not trim flush with the trunk.
Very nice job. Your opening comment was right --- these things can be used for good stuff but it is quite easy to see how they could be used for some very bad stuff.
Good job. However, why would anyone make a machine that required all that work to replace a belt? Horrible.
It is amazing the grass and "stuff" that gets stuck on the deck. This year has been worse than normal due to wet conditions. I hate mowing when wet/damp (even morning dew) but there are times it...
You do lots of trimming!
I trim, on average, about 1 hour/week around the house, trees, bushes. culverts and pipes. Not crazy long stuff but not a typical yard.
I use an Echo straight shaft...
:laughing: I have been accused of ADD by my wife!
All fantastic. Hope your son has recovered 100%.
Interesting. I really only see one side of the pictures and can't judge. However, it is certainly non-typical behavior by the citizen.
Anyway, this will fade away soon. Just anothet YouTube...
Have you seen Jurassic World? I assume you also wouldn't vacation where there are big animals that want to eat you.
Quite amazing.
The bear breaks into the house.
The dog starts barking wildly.
The wife wakes up and goes to the kitchen and sees the bear.
The wife goes back to the bedroom and tells the...
On the bright side, at least the fish came out already cooked!:licking:
Good luck. Sounds exciting for you.
These type of folks are the lowest of the low.
Its got to the point where my grandmother (95) always looks at caller ID. If it isn't a family member she does not answer.
Looks neat and high. Could you also use it as a deer stand?
There is a definition for everything.
Welcome from SEC country.
This descibes me 100%. I think you may have hit the nail on the head.
Several years ago, a few teens were riding dirt bikes on our Farm. They came from a few miles away where they had land but their parents wouldn't let them ride there because of the mess they caused. ...
Sorry, I only saw the previews while waiting for Jussasic World to start.
I need a place to ride my YZ 125. Where do you live in CT?
Have you seen the movie Chappie?
100%+. I don't know why people seem to feel entitled to do whatever they want on other people's property. If you want the property, buy it. Otherwise, stay off. Simple.
Welcome from near STL. I 2nd the above --- Go Cards!
Very nice car. Was it a tough decision on yellow v. red?
Was in Bass Pro yesterday looking at kayaks.
Went to the ammo area. No 22's anywhere. Asked the clerk and he laughed.
Amazing to me how long this has lasted.
St. Louis today will be approx. 97 degrees with the "real feel" temp at 115 degrees.
That is hot but, not as hot as the Cardinals!!!
Good luck. Try not to rub it in her face --- get more bees with honey type of thing.
Now that is an idea --- climb back on the ladder under the influence of pain pills! Are you married? My wife would have killed me if I had done that! :laughing:
Welcome from just up the road near St. Louis.
I have a CT235 and have been using the CK35 filters and they are the same size and work fine.
I see no reason the CK30 filters won't work for you....
That is a cool picture. You may want to frame that one.
Is there a difference between dangerous and not-as-dangerous?
Very funny. Miss this guy. Thanks for posting.
My wife always says --- "you can't take it with you" when she wants extra stuff added on.
She is right, of course.
I have learned to let her get what she wants. She is not foolish and is not...
The way I have always looked at this stuff is --- you never need it until you need it. If you need it, any prior cost or inconvenience will seem trivial.
So, you separate the pull tab from the can every time by wiggling the thing until it comes off?
I can see doing this in the "old days" with pull tabs, but today its actual work to get the pull tab...
Yep --- no one would want a rock thrown at their head. Who would not know/expect that a hard object being shot out a gun directly to your head would not be dangerous? Its really hard to believe any...
Congrats. You are fortunate.
Good luck to you both.
Sorry. Never been through there --- but I think Lexington may be the most beautiful city I've seen.
I read that Florida authorities agreed no charges would be filed.
The alligator still had undigested body parts in its system when killed.
Is this Possum Ridge Arkansas?
If so, I've been through many many times.
In any case, welcome.
Wow. That is pretty bad.
This is another reason to do the 50 hour maintainance yourself. I suspect had the dealer done the work they never would have told you about failure to remove the cap....
:laughing: Very good.
I am not suprised. However, what would have happened if someone had a wreck due to his "experiment". Not a good idea in my opinion.
Agreed. Just a cruel thing.
Here in Missouri in the Spring, there are many many turtles crossing roads. Many do not make it across alive. I guess that is where the old line "why did the turtle...
Its a miracle that baby is still alive. Perhaps she is destined for great things in the future.
I heard on the radio yesterday that alcohol was involved.
Young and alcohol never go well together. Never.
I will admit I also am paranoid about this issue and never let mine get under 1/2 reading on the gauge.
I agree with your observation --- although I hadn't thought about it until your post.
Maybe the comment about too much rain drowning them is correct --- we had all time record rainfall in June...
Welcome. I have in-laws in Little Rock.
My guess is you are a Cardinals fan but no so much a Mizzou fan. It was a great game last Thanksgiving Friday!
Welcome. Been to Driggs many many times. Beautiful views of the Tetons.
Bo --- that is fantastic. Congrats.
Have you seen Jurassic World? You will never look at a bird the same again.
I read you worked at Busch Gardens. I worked at the brewery in St. Louis for 25 years. Small world.
I have an electric golf cart on our place. Nothing special. But, it does all the stuff you...
:thumbsup: Absolutely correct.
I am guessing alcohol was part of this idea?
Welcome from near STL. I assume you are a Cardinal fan being in Southern Illinois.
Go CARDS!
Good luck to you. Scary.
According to Major League Baseball, Kubota is not one of the Top 25 advertisers, is not a national advertiser and is not an Official Sponsor of Major League Baseball.
So, perhaps you are seeing...
So, who always says to support the local guy? Seems the local guy is being a tad greedy.
Very sorry.
You are right, bad things seem to always happen when you are tired, its late in the day and you are in a rush to get finished. We all know that in our brain but we still do foolish...
I just saw your post. I am sorry for your wife. It is very hard to lose your pet. Dogs are Gods gift to us.
I'll bite --- what is this "regeneration" thing and is it only a Kabota thing? I have a Bobcat 235 with over 200 hours and never had such an experience I am aware!
Looks huge. Congrats.
Boy, it sure is flat in Texas.
Just an FYI post. Last week, I was happily mowing with the Gravely zero turn minding my own business when the PTO just stopped. The engine was running and all was good except the PTO stopped.
A .22 rifle ain't much help with no ammo!:thumbdown:
This is just fantastic. Good luck on the project and I think you are doing the right thing. Time is precious.
My wife would simply say --- "You are not my Father. Speak with your son".
Since my son cannot afford a toothpick right now, I am sunk.
I think most push mowers are the same ... tip on side to drain oil. I have several push mowers and they are all the same.
It's really not a big deal for these small engines.
Welcome. Since you grew up in Southern, Illinois, I am assuming you are a Cardinal fan!
Go Cards!
You are correct that there is no seat belt as there is no ROPS. On my Bad Boy, if I elected to add ROPS they would have also installed seat belts.
That was funny. Made me laugh.
Hey, that reminds me. Does the daughter's parents still pay for the wedding, or is that a bygone tradition? In my case, we paid for our own wedding.
How many daughters do you have?:laughing:
I have a Bobcat ct235 so very similar to Kioti.
I mow all the time but have turf tires. I get no issues on tearing up the grass. I also have no complaints about having turf tires when doing simple...
Roughly 10 years ago, I read a quote from the manager of the famous Magellian Fund saying it is always best to buy stocks in companies you know and use in your everyday life.
So, I looked around...
My wife and I had a pretty frugal wedding ... married in our Church, a small reception at the hotel we were staying overnight before leaving for a week to a golf/tennis resort in Northern Illinois.
I had problems locking keys in cars. AAA is a good thing to have for that problem!
AAA is the best "insurance" I have for vehicles. For me, worth its weight in gold.
I'd like to know how women would vote on this topic vs. men.
I think I know the answer.
I also think I know who would win the decision.
It took me a while --- but I get it!
CNN Money published a list of the top most profitable cars/trucks. The lsit was ranked by profits made by the manufacturer on the vehicle --- cumulative since 1995.
The top 3 slots were trucks ---...
I read he had 15 kids (most with women he was not married to at the time) and over 50 grandkids as of 2004. By now the grandkids could have kids. That is a lot off folks who can claim being an heir...
I have the Bad Boy Outlaw XP. I have about 400 hours on the machine over 3 plus years. I also have the air ride seat.
It is a mowing machine. It is fast and cuts fantastically. I have some rather...
Congratulations and good luck. Sounds exciting.
There is nothing more effective and pure than allowing nature to take care of nature. Just my opinion.
I agree with this idea. All the talk in the world isn't as clear as showing the actual money he will have to spend.
For 2014/2015 the poverty level for a family of 4 is $23,850.
Welcome. If you are from Trenton, New Jersey, my Dad was born there many years ago.
James is like E.F. Hutton. When he speaks, everyone listens!
Now, who remembers that from loooong ago?
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Watch Jodi Arias Trial live while in session on May 20, 2013. There are fast developments in the Jodi Arias trial. What was supposed to be the final, penalty phase in the trial has turned into a motion for mistrial.
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One of the jurors was dismissed while driving under the influence. Are we really supposed to think that drunk jurors were not watching trial media coverage?
Why in the world wasn't this jury sequestered to begin with? If there was anything that made this an unfair trial was the Judge's decision not to sequester the jury. Give me a break. Do you really think this jury didn't watch ANY media coverage? The only way to be certain would have been for the jury to be sequestered and they should have been.
I think there will be MAJOR issues dealt with during the appellate stage and feel that Judge Stephens has made a number of mistakes during this trial.
To think that this jury should never have been sequestered is ludicrous. Additionally, Jodi Arias' attorneys should have done more to address Jodi Arias' mental health issues and should never have gone with a self-defense strategy. Jodi Arias is not mentally sound. Her parents knew it, her friends knew it, those who knew her with Travis Alexander knew it and it appears Travis Alexander knew it as well.
Anyone with common sense can see that the woman isn't right in the head.
I believe that if Jodi Arias is given the death penalty, there is a strong chance it will be overturned in future appeals.
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COLUMBUS CREW vs LA GALAXY
COLUMBUS CREW STADIUM, Columbus, Ohio
Aug. 16, 2014 (WEEK 23, MLS Game #215)
7:30 p.m. ET (TWCS-OH; TWCS-LA; TWCD)
The Columbus Crew and LA Galaxy meet in a crucial interconference matchup on Saturday evening at Crew Stadium as each team aims to solidify its playoff standing. The Crew come into the game holding a tenuous tie for fifth place in the Eastern Conference and the final postseason position, following their 3-2 loss to Toronto FC at home last weekend. The Galaxy are in fourth place in the Western Conference, safe by four points, undefeated in their last three games following a 2-2 home draw with the San Jose Earthquakes last Friday.
REFEREE: Armando Villarreal. AR1 (bench): Corey Parker; AR2 (opposite): Adam Garner; 4th: Sorin Stoica
MLS Career: 39 games; FC/gm: 23.5; Y/gm: 3.0; R: 15; pens: 10
SUSPENDED: none
SUSPENDED NEXT YELLOW CARD: CLB: Tony Tchani, Wil Trapp
SUSPENDED AFTER TWO YELLOW CARDS: CLB: Bernardo Anor, Federico Higuain, Giancarlo Gonzalez ? LA: Landon Donovan, Dan Gargan, Alan Gordon
DISABLED LIST: CLB: Matthew Wiet; Josh Williams; Kingsley Baiden (season-ending injury)
INTERNATIONAL ABSENCES: none
ALL-TIME (38 meetings): Crew 15 wins (3 shootout), 50 goals ? Galaxy 14 wins (0 shootout), 48 goals ? Ties 9
AT COLUMBUS (17 meetings): Crew 8 wins (1 shootout), 26 goals ? Galaxy 4 wins (0 shootout), 19 goals ? Ties 5
7/4: LA 2, CLB 1 (Keane 85, 92+ -- Anor 78)
- The teams are meeting for the only time this season in league play.
- The Crew have not defeated the Galaxy since 2009. The Galaxy won 2-1 last July 4 at StubHub Center in their only meeting.
- The Galaxy have taken points on their last three trips to Columbus (two wins and a draw). The Galaxy have a four-game home undefeated streak alive vs. Columbus dating back to 2007, with two wins and two draws in that time.
- Coaches record: Bruce Arena v CLB: P26 W15 L8 D3 | Gregg Berhalter vs. LA: first game
The Columbus Crew had their undefeated run put to an end after three matches, falling 3-2 to Toronto FC on Saturday evening at Crew Stadium. The Crew are in a tie for fifth place in the Eastern Conference, with 27 points from 23 matches.
- Toronto opened scoring in the 43rd minute. Pushing forward out of the TFC end, Luke Moore found Gilberto in plenty of space just off the Crew back line. Gilberto was then able to turn and curl a low shot past goalkeeper Steve Clark inside the right post.
- But the Crew were able to pull even just before break. A Federico Higuain corner kick found the head of Tony Tchani, and his header seemed destined for goal, until making contact with Toronto defender Justin Morrow's flailing arm, and referee Marcos de Oliviera awarded the penalty kick. Higuain confidently slotted home the ensuing spot kick in stoppage time.
- The visitors again took the lead just before the hour mark. A trio of Toronto players broke toward goal, and Moore's lunging effort bounced off the Columbus goalkeeper. The rebound fell perfectly for Jonathan Osorio, who calmly put Toronto ahead in front of an open net.
- But the Crew again found a response in the 82nd minute when substitute Justin Meram hit a cross from the left flank that bounced past a fooled TFC goalkeeper Joe Bendik and snuck inside the far post.
- Yet there was still one more answer from Toronto just two minutes later. Moore found space in the box and finishing a Collen Warner corner kick with a diving header for the match-winner.
- Crew head coach Gregg Berhalter made one change to the team that reached a 1-1 draw with the Chicago Fire at Toyota Park. Eric Gehrig came into the back four in place of Tyson Wahl.
- COLUMBUS CREW (4-2-3-1): Steve Clark - Eric Gehrig (Aaron Schoenfeld 79), Giancarlo Gonzalez, Michael Parkhurst, Waylon Francis - Tony Tchani, Wil Trapp - Ben Speas (Justin Meram 64), Ethan Finlay, Federico Higuain - Adam Bedell (Jairo Arrieta 63).
- The Crew saw their three-game undefeated streak come to an end, their first loss since July 16. It also marked the first time the Crew have ever been swept by Toronto FC in the Trillium Cup season series.
- "To lose three games to any team out of three contests, it hurts," Crew head coach Gregg Berhalter said. "We had intentions to go out there and try to win the game. Credit Toronto for their play, but [ours] wasn't good enough. It's missing a little bit, and that's what bothers me. When you have guys in a game like this, with a chance to get back at them, a chance to climb the table and then to have four or five guys have bad performances, it's not good."
- The Crew have won just once in their last five matches at Crew Stadium. With a 3-4-4 home record, the Crew are one of just three teams below .500 on their own ground (along with Montr?al and Chivas USA).
- "We had a number of guys that had subpar performances, and you have to question why," Berhalter said. "You have to question why they're not able to perform up to their standard. - It's disappointing, it is. You get to a point where you can start attacking and you can start making some movement in the table. And to have four or five guys have subpar performances, it's not great."
- Said defender Eric Gehrig: "I think that's fairly spot on from the boss. I think some of the guys would be the first ones to tell you we weren't good enough tonight. ... The first 20 minutes of the second half wasn't like us. We weren't doing any of the things that make us successful."
- Crew midfielder Federico Higua?n has scored in three consecutive games, after converting a penalty kick against Toronto FC, his first goals since May 17.
- "I don't care how goals come. A goal is a goal. At the end of the day, 10 years from now you're not going to say a penalty kick and a cross shot," Berhalter said. "I thought that we created other good opportunities especially in the first half. We had some good moves that we were in front of goal that we could make something happen and this is a very good defensive team, Toronto."
- With Michael Parkhurst again shifting inside to play central defense alongside Giancarlo Gonzalez, Gehrig moved out to right back for the first time this season, his first start since July 12.
- "I don't think that it is much of a transition. Obviously, the fitness is different but I like to be on the ball and cross it," Gehrig said. "I thought overall it was a pretty good effort. I think the more I play the more comfortable I will get and if that is the position Coach wants to play me, I?ll gladly play."
The LA Galaxy pushed their undefeated run to three matches, coming back for a 2-2 draw with the San Jose Earthquakes on Friday evening at StubHub Center. The Galaxy sit in fourth place in the Western Conference with 34 points from 20 games.
- The Quakes took the lead after 18 minutes. On the counter, Sam Cronin picked up a turnover and found Shea Salinas in Galaxy territory. Chris Wondolowski made a run behind the defense and received a pass from Salinas on the left, rounding a defender before ripping a low shot inside the far post.
- But the Galaxy were level just 11 minutes later. Robbie Keane's shot from the left side of the area bounded off Quakes midfielder Jean-Baptiste Pierazzi and dropped right to Gyasi Zardes, who slotted it between two defenders and past goalkeeper Jon Busch.
- San Jose went ahead again within two minutes. Atiba Harris sent a ball toward the top of the Galaxy box that Wondolowski redirected it with the back of his heel, and Matias Perez Garcia cracked it first-time with his left foot, a rocket that went off LA goalkeeper Jaime Penedo and into the ceiling of the net.
- But the Galaxy again found the equalizer, this time four minutes into the second half. Center back Omar Gonzalez lost his marker on a run above the 6-yard box and headed down Stefan Ishizaki?s corner kick, bouncing it off the line and to the back of the net.
- Galaxy coach Bruce Arena made no changes to his team for a second consecutive week, keeping the group that came back for a 3-1 victory against the Portland Timbers at StubHub Center.
- LA GALAXY (4-4-2): Jaime Penedo - Dan Gargan (Chandler Hoffman 89), Omar Gonzalez, A.J. DeLaGarza, Robbie Rogers - Stefan Ishizaki (Bradford Jamieson 82), Marcelo Sarvas (Baggio Husidic 80), Juninho, Landon Donovan - Gyasi Zardes, Robbie Keane.
- The Galaxy did see their two-game winning run come to an end, but extended their undefeated streak at StubHub Center to nine games, since losing their season opener to Real Salt Lake. The Galaxy have yet to win three games in a row this season.
- "I think the difference in the game was probably our inability to do better in the last third of the field and attacking with our passing and just taking advantage of the opportunities that we created," said Galaxy head coach Bruce Arena. "Certainly I would say the first half our defending in those two goals could certainly be better, but again every goal is a mistake on both sides.."
- Said Landon Donovan: "It's a tie that feels like a loss, but I think when we wake up in the morning, we'll realize one point is better than none and to come back twice from a goal down is still good. We played well, we controlled the game, but we made a couple mistakes. And generally when a team has three shots, they're not going to score twice, but that's the way it went."
- Galaxy striker Gyasi Zardes scored for a third consecutive game. He has scored eight of his nine goals on the season over the last nine matches, since June 8, when he was installed into a starting spot in the Galaxy attack.
- "Gyasi [Zardes] played well. He didn't get a whole lot of chances, but certainly he held the ball up well, scored an important goal for us; he continues to play well," Arena said.
- Omar Gonzalez scored his first goal of the season, his first since last Aug. 17, when he scored against Real Salt Lake. Gonzalez has scored at least one goal in each of his six MLS seasons.
- "I think he could've defended a little bit better on the two goals, but they obviously weren't too dangerous going forward and somehow we managed to concede two goals," Arena said. "That's the story line. Pretty sloppy defending on a couple of plays, and I give San Jose credit, good finishing on their part. In general, I think we played a fairly inefficient game."
- Before the game, the major talking point was the announcement by Landon Donovan that he will retire from professional soccer following the 2014 season.
- "I don't think it bled into this performance. Obviously, this is Landon's last year, and we are all trying to make it a special one for him," said Gonzalez. "There was a lot of fire in us. We just want to send him off the right way, and starting from tonight, continuing to move up the ladder."
- Said Donovan: "I felt energized but I wasn't sharp. I gave away a lot of passes that I'm not accustomed to giving away. So I hope that I can just have some now time to chill out a little bit and get away. This will be the last I talk about any of this stuff so I can just focus on soccer."
- In the week leading up to the Columbus match, the Galaxy re-acquired striker Alan Gordon from the Earthquakes. Gordon, who was originally drafted by the Galaxy in the 2004 MLS SuperDraft and played with the club into the 2010 season, has scored 39 goals and added 26 assists over his 11-year MLS career.


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- Submission Tip: Read the Instructions when Resubmitting Soft-rejected Items (AudioJungle)
- This Week's Featured Authors
- Author Interview: RelStudios
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Submission Tip: Read the Instructions when Resubmitting Soft-rejected Items (AudioJungle)
Posted: 25 Oct 2011 05:00 PM PDT
Howdy talented authors! In an ongoing quest for transparency, we bring you another submission tip. These are regular juicy tidbits about our review process, and address issues that can trip up authors. This tip is aimed at AudioJungle authors, but may be relevant to authors in our other marketplaces.
Today we have a brief look at resubmitting soft-rejected items.
If your file gets soft rejected, and your are instructed to resubmit only the preview or main file, please do not attach the other one.
Chime in at the comments if you have any questions and thanks for reading!
Posted: 25 Oct 2011 04:46 PM PDT
Congratulations to this week's featured marketplace authors!
ActiveDen Featured Author: lhp
This week's featured author is lhp, who has 4 items, including the newest from the Banner Rotators category.
AudioJungleFeatured Author: Yuar
This week's featured author is Yuar, who has 100 items, including the newest from the Classical category.
ThemeForest Featured Author: Dream-Theme
This week's featured author is Dream-Theme, who has 17 items, including the newest from the Photography category.
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This week's featured author is Doren, who has 5 items, including the newest from the Special Events category.
GraphicRiver Featured Author: BitGorilla
This week's featured author is BitGorilla, who has 19 items, including the newest from the Magazines category.
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This week's featured author is polysense, who has 17 items, including the newest from the Furniture category.
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Posted: 25 Oct 2011 04:59 AM PDT
Coming from Nepal, studying in India, being a self-taught web developer, and loving football. This week we meet Satish Pokharel (RelStudios) from ThemeForest.
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Hi. I am Satish Pokharel, a Web Developer and Designer at RelStudios. I am 18 yrs old, and come from Nepal.
Currently I am doing my B.Tech (Engineering Course in IT branch) in India. My parents send money to help with my living costs, and I also have a chance to earn some little amount of money to cover my personal expenses.
I belongs to ThemeForest, which is one of the finest marketplaces at which I have ever worked. Mostly right now I sell site templates and landing pages, but soon I will also be selling WordPress templates.
It's quite long and interesting story of my life in this web field. But I will try to make it shorter. I formally started on the web before I was one year old. But as my hobby was web development, I made some fancy stuff before I was 12 yrs old.
As I am from Nepal (a developing country), I didn't have many resources for learning, and my parents didn't even know what I was doing in front of a computers for hours and hours.
I am a self-taught guy. What I have learned so far I learned on my own.
Right now my home workspace is quite small, and I have limited resources. I have a Sony Viao laptop with a 320 GB hard drive and 3 GB RAM.
Through my designing process first of all I try to visualize the whole thing, and then I sketch with pencil and paper to flow my ideas. Only then I open Photoshop and start mocking the whole thing from scratch. Then I code without touching the Javascript field, and when I finish coding I add flavors to my site.
My advice and suggestion to other authors is to visualize the whole thing, and be creative enough to create good stuff. Be inspired by others, but don't copy what they do. It's a bad habit to copy – you end up always copying someone else's work forever. So it's better to create you own new stuff.
I tweet in Twitter and post my item links to Facebook. That's all I do for marketing.
My three favorite files are :
Livepuse Business and Portfolio WordPres Theme
Karma – Clean and Modern WordPress Theme
inFocus – Powerful Professional WordPress Theme
I like these three files mostly because they have creative and unique design to stand out in the marketplace.
I like Manuel Cerventus (MCStudios), Chris (Sevenspark), and Scott Parry (iKreativ). I like them because they always helped me a lot in giving suggestions for my betterment. And they are all talented and nice guys.
Mostly in my spare time I play games, hang out with friends, watch movies, and play football. I love football, in fact.
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Posted: 24 Oct 2011 07:23 PM PDT
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Brew up batches of alcoholic spirits from tons of raw fruit and grains.
Sets up and operates machine that notches identification nicks in cutting die edge: Grinds burrs from cutting edge of die, using abrasive wheel. Obtains nicking tools specified on template. Bolts tools to machine bed, using wrench. Heats cutting edge of die to soften metal, using acetylene torch. Positions heated die edge between nicking tools. Pulls lever to close tools that notch identification nicks in die edge.


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NBA Commissioner Booed
After a lockout threatened to cancel the entire NBA season a few months ago, professional basketball made its triumphant return Sunday. Unfortunately, it seems as though the Dallas Mavericks were unaware of this. The defending champions were thoroughly drubbed by the Miami Heat in a rematch of last year's final. Before the game, the Mavericks raised their new championship banner, and then went on to lose 105-94—and at one point were behind by more than 30 points. Meanwhile, the New York Knicks beat the Boston Celtics. The real loser of the day: commissioner David Stern, who was booed by Maverick fans.


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the Lisp programming language
2016: start here: Lisp-Lang.org
A new book for 2016: Common Lisp Recipes by Edi Weitz.
News and general topics
- Meta-blog: Planet Lisp
- News and blogs from the core of our Lisp community
- CLiki-- the Common Lisp wiki
- Wiki of the from the Association of Lisp Users
- This is probably where you'll find your local group of Lisp programmers.
- CLHS: Selected Highlights of ANSI Common Lisp Spec (HyperSpec)
- International Lisp Conference
- See conference list at Franz, Inc.
Lisp tools and projects
- LispDoc
- searchable index of various on-line books, the Lisp language specification, certain Lisp implementations and ASDF-installable libraries
- The Common Lisp Directory
- common-lisp.net projects
- LISPWIRE more Lisp news and resources
- Common Lisp on Wikibooks
- (non-wiki older version on SF.net)
- Library from Assoc. of Lisp users
- CLOCC-- Common Lisp Open Code Collection including CLLIB and PORT
- CL-PPCRE-- portable Perl-compatible regular expressions for Common Lisp
- SLIME: Superior Lisp Interaction Mode for Emacs
- manual
- When you can't find something in the SBCL manual, try the CMU CL docs
Lisp Links
- Allegro - Common Lisp Opensource Center
- From Franz Inc, makers of Allegro Common Lisp
Package Management
- Much thanks to Zach Beane
- A better way to get all your lisp libraries in one place!
- asdf: Another System Definition Facility
- asdf Manual
- Tutorial on asdf-install
- Install third-party libraries into a Lisp system
- The Complete Idiot's Guide to Common Lisp Packages
Data Storage
- Persistence in Common Lisp
- A white-paper on saving Lisp objects and loading them back later
- The datastore is a logical descendent of Sven's CL-Prevalence
- CL-Prevalence
- An in-memory database with (without relational table overhead)
- See databases on CLiki
Bit Twidling
- Bit twiddling in ANSI Common Lisp
- Whether you're packing/unpacking C data structures or building
your own custom network protocols, most programmers don't realize how nice
Lisp is for manipulating bits. The idea is that you have an arbitrary set
of bytes from which you access in chunks of arbitrary bit lengths.
Compare Lisp versus C manipulating 5 bits from a sequence with 7 or more bytes:
Lisp C Extract
(setf bits
(ldb (byte 5 7) value))
bits =
(setf new-value
(dpb bits (byte 5 7) value))
new_value =
See also: Lisp manipulation of C structures from Common Lisp topics in Wikibooks.
Networking & Distributed Systems
- ACL-COMPAT -- the Allegro Common Lisp compatibility library
- This is part of portable-AllegroServe but can be installed stand-alone; supports the usual suspects of Lisp systems
- cliki.net's networking links:
- Looking for something like Unix
select()for Lisp?
SBCL and CMUCL use
#'sb-sys:serve-eventinstead of
select(), which works like FreeBSD style
kqueue()/kpoll()or Linux
epoll(), and OpenMCL's
#'process-input-waitworks like
select(). An Excellent example of nonblocking sockets in SBCL that is brief and to the point.
Other resources and libraries
- Lisp Idioms
- Coding style
- database interface supporting various database engines like PostgreSQL, MySQL, Oracle; more info on cliki
- XMLisp
- alternative approach for Lisp than SAX/DOM libraries... for those institutions insistent on using XML.
- Sven Van Caekenberghe's Lisp movies and libraries
- ``Peter Norvig found that 16 of the 23 patterns in Design Patterns were `invisible or simpler' in Lisp.''
- Lisp hacks
Some of what makes Lisp unique
- Debugging is different in ANSI Common Lisp!
- Read this thread, Debugging Lisp code (stupid newbie question), on comp.lang.lisp
- Conditions go far beyond
- Condition Handling in the Lisp Language Family
- Q: What's the Lisp equivalent of a string library from Perl/Python/Ruby/etc?
A: You don't need one just for strings when you have the SEQUENCE routines.
But for those crossing-over, you might find this helpful: split-sequence.
Some things to consider: do you mind creating new strings during a split as with Perl or Python, or would you prefer to avoid run-time memory allocation?
After all, many common operations in Perl, Python and especially Ruby simply waste CPU cycles and memory. "Processor and RAM are cheap," you say? Well, that depends...! For long-running, persistent processes; for deterministic time (hard real-time) execution; etc; those things matter. The culture and tradition of Lisp simply makes you more conscious and the language itself gives you control over allocating memory at runtime, all without pains of C and C++ memory management.
- ACM SIGPLAN - Lisp Pointers 1969-95 (membership required for full text)
- Valuable tips on things like parsing, despite predating the ANSI standard. That is, some minor code revisions may be necessary, but the insight gained might be worth a subscription for one year.
- Injecting code into a running system? Yes, and
detachttywill help!
- For those new to Lisp, you might have mistakenly dismissed all mention of "detached" proceses as merely being a Unix job running in the background. If so, learn about detached TTYs!
- Who are you? Please respond to the Lisp Questionnaire!
- newLISP
- not Common Lisp but may be a non-scheme Lisp1-ish substitute for Python, Ruby, Perl, etc, with one implementation on various operating systems.
- Lush - Lisp Universal Shell
- not Common Lisp but offers tight integration of C and Lisp for graphics intensive applications, offers inline C with access to Lisp variables
- Search: Software / Compilers / Optimization
- a specialized search via Google Co-op
- Eshell
- an implementation of a shell in Emacs Lisp
- Game Oriented Assembly Lisp -- was created for PS2 game, Jak and Daxter as a second generation domain specific language (the original, GOOL, was developed for Crash Bandicoot).
- EmacsWiki: MacKeyMode
- fiddle with modifier keys on the Mac: make Command-key be META, Alt/Option be HYPER, etc
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Effect of the Feedback Function on the QoS in a Time Space Priority With Active Queue Management
The basic idea behind an Active Queue Management (AQM) is to sense the congestion level within the network and inform the packet sources about, so that they reduce their sending rate. In literature a lot off mechanisms of AQM are studied. But there are not used in the context of the DiffServ architecture where different types of packet with different requirements of QoS share the same link. In this paper, the authors study an access control mechanism for RT and NRT packets arriving in a buffer implemented at an end user in HSDPA. The mechanism uses thresholds to mange access in the buffer and gives access priority to RT packets.
Provided by: International Journal of Computer Science and Telecommunications Topic: Mobility Date Added: Jul 2011 Format: PDF


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A new craze has started at Wimbledon with tennis stars sniffing new balls as they come out of their cans for their unique smell that "only tennis players can understand".
Slovakian player Dominika Cibulkova, who can tell by smelling a ball in which tournament it was used, started the trend.
But what role does our sense of smell play in our daily lives?
Although the human sense of smell is feeble compared to that of many animals, it is still very acute.
Our brains translate different smells into feelings. Of all our senses, smell is the most directly connected with memory.
Olfactory region connected to emotion and memory
The olfactory region of the brain, where smells are processed, is connected to many other brain regions, such as those involved in emotion (the amygdala), memory (the hippocampus) and multisensory regions (the orbitofrontal cortex).
Our olfactory system forms a kind of super-highway to memories or emotions. Odour, fragrance and aroma messages are interpreted by all these different parts of the brain to evoke a response in the form of thoughts, feelings and actions.
Fragrances can stimulate emotional experiences. We add meaning to smells through what we associate them with. The scent stands for something – in the case of Cibulkova, probably the excitement of playing in a major tournament with the world watching.
So that's why certain smells immediately transport us to another time and place – whether it be happy or sad.
The nose and taste
Apart from smelling, the human nose plays a large role in tasting. The taste-buds on our tongues can only distinguish four qualities – sweet, sour, bitter and salt – all other tastes are experienced through the nose by the olfactory receptors high up in our nasal passages.


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Arm-In-Arm Event: Invitation to the Great American Duck Race in Deming, NM
Hello Brothers,
My wife and I would like to extend an invitation to you, your families and friends to attend the Great American Duck Race in Deming, NM. We have been attending this even over the past 4 years and feel that this would be a great Arm-In-Arm event opportunity. There is something for everyone to enjoy. You can even participate in the Duck race itself (they have the ducks at the fair grounds for you to race). The Duck Race is a two day fair, beginning on Saturday, Aug. 24th with a parade (the Shriners from Arizona participate every year with their quads) and ending on Sunday, Aug. 25th. My wife and I will be departing El Paso at 8am sharp on Saturday, Aug. 24th and staying the night in Deming. It is optional for you to stay overnight in Deming with us. If you do decide to stay, there are a few hotels in Deming for you to choose from. If you are interested in attending, please let me know by sending me an email at email@example.com. This event is open to all Masons. Hope to hear from you soon.
For more information you can visit the official Great American Duck Race website: http://www.demingduckrace.com/index.htm
Ismael B. Segovia, Arm-In-Arm Chairman for the Valley of El Paso


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Those three words can instantaneously agitate your child. Saying goodbye to summer and getting back to the books can be a tough transition time for students. The toll is often displayed in your child's emotions. The worry begins to pile up as the first day of school draws near.
Jayne Bordelon is the executive director at Mental Health America of Southeast Texas. She says the stress of meeting a new teacher, having more homework, or even leaving mom for a longer period of time, are all concerns students experience.
Staying organized and reassuring them can show you stand in support of your child. Ask them to tell you about the good and the bad in their day. While change is often met with nervousness, Bordelon says when your child gets to a hopeless state then it's time to read into the change. If you notice major differences in your child's behavior you should take action. Knowing your child's mental health status is just as important as knowing their physical condition.
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Bordelon says if your child shows sadness for more than two weeks, it could be time to seek counseling. She says depression is an illness and a child should not be ashamed to ask for help.
"We don't want to lose one more life in our community to someone who feels like they can't live, they can't go on, [or] nothing can be resolved. So it's important we recognize these signs," said Bordelon.
The Spindletop center is a state funded agency that offers a variety of services including mental health evaluations for children and adults.
Bordelon also recommends exploring www.mentalhealthamerica.net for additional resources and information.


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