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membership reciprocity
MY Y. your y.
No matter where you are in the Garden State, you're welcome at the Y. Ys in New Jersey have made it easier for you to access the resources you need to lead a healthy life. As a member of your local Y, you now have access to nearly 50 Y locations throughout the state at no additional cost. More choices mean more chances to use your Y membership to its fullest.
*Some restrictions may apply. Contact your local Y for more information.
NEW JERSEY PARTICIPATING Ys AND BRANCHES
YMCA of Greater Bergen County, Main Branch, 360 Main St, Hackensack
YMCA of Burlington & Camden Counties, Mt. Laurel Branch, 59 Centerton Rd, Mt Laurel
YMCA of Burlington & Camden Counties, Burlington-Riverfront Branch, 302 Commerce Square Blvd, Burlington
The Community YMCA, Family Health & Wellness Branch, 166 Maple Avenue, Red Bank
Cumberland Cape Atlantic YMCA, Main Branch, 1159 E. Landis Ave, Vineland
Fanwood-Scotch Plains YMCA, Main Branch, 1340 Martine Ave, Scotch Plains
YMCA of Garfield, Aquatics Facility, 490 Midland Ave, Garfield
YMCA of Garfield, Family Fitness Center, 70 Outwater Lane, Garfield
YMCA of Garfield, Main Branch, 33 Outwater Lane, Garfield
The Gateway Family YMCA, Elizabeth Branch, 135 Madison Ave, Elizabeth
The Gateway Family YMCA, Five Points Wellness Center, 1000 Galloping Hill Rd, Union
The Gateway Family YMCA, Five Points Branch, 201 Tucker Ave, Union
The Gateway Family YMCA, Rahway Branch, 1564 Irving St, Rahway
YMCA of Gloucester County, Main Branch, 235 East Red Bank Ave, Woodbury
Hamilton Area YMCA, Main Branch,1315 Whitehorse-Mercerville Rd, Hamilton
Hunterdon County YMCA, Deer Path Branch, 144 West Woodschurch Rd, Flemington
Hunterdon County YMCA, Round Valley Branch, 1410 US 22 Annandale
Lakeland Hills YMCA, 100 Fanny Road, Mountain Lakes
Madison Area YMCA, Family Center, 111 Kings Road, Madison
Meadowlands Area YMCA
Metro YMCAs of the Oranges, West Essex Branch, 321 S Livingston Ave, Livingston
Metro YMCAs of the Oranges, Sussex County Branch, 15 Wits End Rd, Hardyston
Metro YMCAs of the Oranges, Wayne YMCA, 1 Pike Drive, Wayne
YMCA of Metuchen, Edison, Woodbridge & South Amboy, South Amboy Branch, 200 John T. OLeary Blvd, South Amboy
YMCA of Metuchen, Edison, Woodbridge & South Amboy, Metuchen Branch, 65 High St, Metuchen
YMCA of Metuchen, Edison, Woodbridge & South Amboy, Edison Branch, 1775 Oak Tree Rd, Edison
YMCA of Montclair, Main Branch, 25 Park St, Montclair
YMCA of Newark & Vicinity, Main Branch, 600 Broad St, Newark
Ocean County YMCA, Main Branch, 1088 West Whitty Rd, Toms River
YMCA of Paterson, Main Branch, 128 Ward Street, Paterson
Plainfield Area YMCA, Main Branch, 518 Watchung Ave, Plainfield
Princeton Family YMCA, Main Branch, 59 Paul Robeson Pl, Princeton
Raritan Bay Area YMCA, Perth Amboy, 357 New Brunswick Ave, Perth Amboy
Raritan Valley YMCA, Main Branch, 144 Tices Lane, East Brunswick
Randolph YMCA, 14 Dover Chester Road, Randolph
Ridgewood YMCA, Main Branch, 112 Oak Street, Ridgewood
YMCA of Salem County, Main Branch, 204 Shell Rd, Carneys Pt
Somerset County YMCA, Bridgewater Branch, 601 Garretson Rd, Bridgewater
Somerset County YMCA, Hillsborough Branch, 19 East Mountain Rd, Hillsborough
Somerset County YMCA, Somerset Hills Branch, 140 Mount Airy Rd, Basking Ridge
Somerset County YMCA, Riverwalk Branch, 665 Martinsville Rd, Basking Ridge
Somerset County YMCA, Somerville Branch, 2 Green St, Somerville
Summit Area YMCA, Berkeley Heights Branch, 550 Springfield Ave, Berkeley Heights
Summit Area YMCA, Summit Branch, 67 Maple St, Summit
YMCA of Trenton, Main Branch, 431 Pennington Rd, Trenton
YMCA of Western Monmouth County, Freehold Branch, 470 E Freehold Rd, Freehold
YMCA of Western Monmouth County, Old Bridge Branch, 1 Mannino Park Dr, Old Bridge
YMCA of Westfield, Westfield Area, 220 Clark St, Westfield
Wyckoff Family YMCA, Main Branch, 691 Wyckoff Ave, Wyckoff


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WTF! Has anybody else experienced this before? It's gotten me a little worried.
I found a thread on Xbox.com support. It said something about maintenance, but that was from back in November. I did the 4-button combo sign in thing and changed the password to my email and added a setting so any other Xbox requires a password before being able to sign into my account. [Edited on 01.08.2013 7:22 AM PST]
If no one in your house is playing a Microsoft game on a computer that requires them to sign in, then you should change your password.
Your profile maybe hacked or you might have downloaded it on another Xbox and whoever owns that Xbox signed in as you. To avid further sign outs, go to your settings, then security, and then click the option password at sign in, or go change your password ASAP! [Edited on 01.08.2013 6:41 AM PST]
Never experienced it before, but it's probably a good idea to change all of your passwords.
You're getting hacked bro.

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The Privately Run Economy Is Not the Foundation of the Socialist Economy
We have always claimed that the system of public ownership is the foundation of the socialist economy; well, then, can we also claim that the privately run economy makes up a part of the foundation of a socialist economy, given that the privately run economic sector also makes contributions to the growth of the national economy, also arranges for and creates jobs for large numbers of the employed, and furthermore, also pays taxes to the state, as required by the law? (>i>Jingji zongheng [The Length and Breadth of the Economy]>/i>, no. 3, 1996, p. 7)
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text: this is my first smartphone of this caliber and i'm not sure how i should be using task killers/or even if i should use them at all. i've developed a habit of killing apps kinda often. how often do you kill apps? is the purpose of killing apps to save battery and resources? Thanks!


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Forbidden Liaisons, or les Liaisons Interdites, sounds like a sexy French movie. In fact, it's a pretty boring French grammar rule that decrees when one should not liaise the last consonant of a previous word when pronouncing a word that begins with a vowel sound. Hmmf. Well, my experience so far in the French program at the Foreign Service Institute has been somewhere in between sexy French movie and mundane pronunciation rule.
On one hand, I've settled into a pretty daily regular schedule: Up at 6am, five hours of class with the same four people, one hour of lab, French conversation table at lunch, a few hours of homework and flashcards. I'm averaging about 8 hours of French a day, which is good because the American taxpayer is paying for me to learn it full time, so I had better not slack!
On the other hand, it's pretty smooth sailing so far! I'm really enjoying learning French, I often get the feeling that I'm pretty good at it, and the resources, professors and fellow students I work with every day are top notch.
Additionally, I've been able to combine my love for productivity/education technology with an actual need to use it. I'm fully on the gamefication train, with Quizlet turning my flashcard studying into a game and Duolingo teaching me vocabulary and listening comprehension while I level up.
I'm about four weeks into a 32 week regimen, let's see how good I can get!


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The Way of Tea.
Castile, Rand, and Sen no Soshitsu (foreword).
New York & Tokyo : Weatherhill, 1971. First edition 329 pp., oblong 8vo. Hardcover in clear dj. First edition. This book has been printed & bound in Japan to the highest standards of Japanese craftsmanship. Illustrated w/ 101 pgs of b&w photos. A comprehensive history of Japanese tea ceremony, including the architecture, utensils & finally the actual practice of formal & informal ceremonies in modern times. Moderate cocking & shaking to spine; binding somewhat loose but holding. Hinges split. Po pen inscription to contents pg & some sm dog ears scattered to otherwise clean & crisp textblock. Very Good Hardcover 0834800594 (Item ID: 156990)
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- By This Author: Castile, Rand, and Sen no Soshitsu (foreword).


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My dear friend Julia gave me a tip to a living room look a like cafe in Baden. It's called 'Frau Meise' meaning 'Ms Titmouse'. I had to look up the word Meise in English, I admit. I decided to translated as written to prevent a double meaning with another possible word translation 'tit' 🙂
I adore the style of this page, it has sort of a french touch to me and that is always good. Mais oui!
But I also remembered the cafe because I read this article on tink.ch 'Lieblingsplätze XV: Zu Gast bei Frau Meise'. One of these articles I consider worth keeping and to remind me to visit Ms Tit, oops!
PS: I've you found my subject a bit funny, I looked up the translation for 'Hast Du eine Meise' by sheer curiosity and than I remembered hearing that at 'Alice in Wonderland' by Tim Burton.
Note also that the cursor is a small pink bird and if you passover the menu a bigger bird in blue shows on the left. See also on the picture.


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New Delhi in the mid-1950s forms Raana Haider's first recollection of India. She accompanied her diplomat father on his posting to New Delhi. Some fifty years later, she was once again living in New Delhi – this time accompanying her diplomat husband. India: Beyond the Taj and the Raj is the account of the author's travel across the complex tapestry that is India – underlined with historical and literary narratives by generations of writers on India. Vestiges of the Mughal legacy crowned by the Taj Mahal are relived, as are remnants of the Raj. She explores twenty-eight cities and sites – from Agra to Udaipur. While well-frequented destinations are visited: Bombay, Calcutta, Jaipur and Goa; she also follows the trail to less targeted corners of India – Aligarh, Kashmir, Mamallapuram and Somnathpur. Savouring the lingering legacies of bungalows, clubs, hotels, libraries, mansions, palaces and temples, Raana Haider also dips into India's diverse culinary heritage, delves into traditional crafts and its fusion into contemporary fashion and furnishings and relishes encounters with literary masters – Ruskin Bond, William Dalrymple, Salman Rushdie and Khushwant Singh.
Travellers to India will soon dicover that India: Beyond Taj and the Raj is the compendium to take the place of an informed co-traveller. This book crowns all earlier published recollections of India penned by a non-Indian writer.


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The Senate on Thursday approved legislation to extend some sanctions on Myanmar by another year.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said the bill, which he sponsored, would not overturn the Obama administration's decision in July to ease investment and financial sanctions on Myanmar.
The bill, which the House also approved, would give the administration the authority to waive import sanctions should it determine that the Myanmar government has met certain conditions. The legislation now goes to President Obama to be signed into law.
"Before deciding whether to waive import sanctions, I would strongly urge the administration not only to consider the changes occurring within Burma, but also to consult closely with Nobel Peace Prize laureate Aung San Suu Kyi and the National League for Democracy," said Mr. McConnell, Kentucky Republican.
The Southeast Asian nation Myanmar was formerly known as Burma.
Mrs. Suu Kyi, a democracy advocate who spent the better part of two decades detained by Myanmar's military junta, was elected to parliament in April.
The Obama administration has taken several steps to reward Myanmarese President Thein Sein and his government for following through on recent commitments to democratic change.
For the first time in two decades, the U.S. this year sent an ambassador, Derek Mitchell, to Myanmar.
The Obama administration also has mostly waived an investment ban and financial restrictions, paving the way for U.S. businesses to invest in Myanmar.
"President Thein Sein, Aung San Suu Kyi and the people of Burma continue to make significant progress along the path to democracy, and the government has continued to make important economic and political reforms," Mr. Obama said last month in announcing the easing of the restrictions.
The Obama administration, however, wants Myanmar to do more to implement political and economic reforms, and is worried about the protection of human rights, government corruption, and the role of the military in Myanmar's economy.
Mr. McConnell, who sponsored the "Burmese Freedom and Democracy Act," which passed Thursday, said he wants to see investment in a "new" Myanmar.
"I want to see Burmese reformers empowered accordingly, and I want to see greater economic development come to this underdeveloped country," he said. "And, frankly, during challenging economic times here at home, I want American businesses to be able to compete in Burma now that sanctions have been removed by other Western governments."
Copyright © 2017 The Washington Times, LLC.


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WHIZ Media Group and the Fieldhouse are looking for nominees for the Courage in Athletics Award. It was created in 2002 and is dedicated to Seth Dille who never let his Cerebral Palsy keep him from playing soccer and running track.
"We have so many athletes especially in the WHIZ viewing area that have not let the word no or their physical disabilities stop them," said Alainna Amicone-Durfee of the Fieldhouse.
Any senior who participates in athletics is welcomed to apply. All nominations need to include a detailed background of the student along with a signature from their high school principal. Durfee said they have also started the Fieldhouse foundation.
"For those people who had applied for the award but were not able to get that scholarship will then still be able to live their life for fun and fitness through the fieldhouse," said she said.
The recipient of the Courage in Athletics Award will receive a $500 scholarship.
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Op-Ed: Jury reaches guilty verdict in Shafia Family murder trial
Hans Smedbol
Jan 29, 2012 in
- In the Shafia family murder trial, the jury has reached a verdict. On trial for the brutal murder of three daughters, as well as the first wife of Mohammed Shafia, in a bigamous marriage, the three, Mohammed, Tooba Yahya, and Hamed all pleaded not guilty.
Despite their denials of guilt and despite the clever manoeuvring of the defense counsel, many people found it difficult to believe that they had nothing to do with the deaths, given the evidence submitted, which indicated systematic abuse of the daughters who apparently were "shaming" the Afghani Canadian family with their overly Western behaviour, and their desire to have boyfriends, like the rest of Canadian youth. This behaviour had enraged their father to the point where he was claiming on the telephone (given in evidence) that no matter how many times they might return to life, he would kill them again. Despite all this evidence against them, they constantly maintained that they were not guilty of any crime, and that the deaths must have been due to some horrible accident, which they blamed on the eldest daughter "stealing" the family car to go for a drive....although why she would go for such a drive with her two sisters, and the first wife, so late at night, was debatable at best.
The bodies of the three sisters, Zainab, 19, Sahar, 17, and Geeti Shafia, 13, and Mohammed's childless first wife, Rona Mohammed Amir, were discovered at the bottom of the Rideau Canal, in the family Nissan, on June 30, 2009.
Sahar Shafia, left, Geeti, top, and Zainab
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, both on the radio, and on the web,today, the jury in the trial determined a verdict in this case, some 15 hours after they were charged with finding a verdict by the Judge in the case,Justice Robert Maranger. As the jury came into the room, the Shafias were nervously looking around, the father looking several times over his shoulders, possibly looking for his other children, who had been attending the trial too. Then they were told to stand up, and the jury was asked if they had reached a verdict. They had. The verdict was "Guilty as charged on all four charges". The Shafias slumped in dejection at this verdict, the father comforting his son, Hamed, who was weeping, with a fatherly hand on his shoulder. When asked if they had anything to say about this verdict. They all once again insisted that they were not guilty, that they had not killed their family members, and that the verdict was unjust.
This is not likely end of the whole affair, as the family will most certainly appeal the verdict, the end result of which will unfold in the fulness of time.
Update: All three members of the Shafia family on trial, after being found guilty as charged on all four charges of first degree murder, were sentenced to an automatic life sentence with no chance of parole for 25 years.
This sentence will most definitely send a message to those who come to Canada believing that they can bring all their criminal behavioural baggage with them. This will tell such backwards, murderous, "honour killers" that their crimes will be found out, and they will face the full force and majesty of Her Majesty's Canadian Criminal Justice system.
There is a clear message to all immigrants from this: leave antiquated murderous theologies and social customs at home. They are not welcome in Canada, and will be punished, as the verdicts and sentences resulting from this trial have shown the world.
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Guild Wars 2 Player "Painted" Mona Lisa on the Wall
Never underestimate the ingenuity and creativity of players because they always find a way to exert their talents in the game. It doesn't matter if the game provides the system or tools.
One player named Alilinke managed to make the famous Mona Lisa in the guild hall in Guild Wars 2. Altough it's not as detailed and authentic as the real one, it is amazing if you see how he did it.
It took a lot of time and effort since the game doesn't offer the appropriate tools. What he did was to open 2 accounts, one placed the pieces of objects in the sky, and one at the bottom to see if the shadow on the wall was accurate. The difficulty of doing this was obvious, so hats off to you.
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How to Get the Dates of Future Earning Reportsby Tim Plaehn ; Updated April 19, 2017
The quarterly earnings reports are the primary, and sometimes only, time a corporation puts out real numbers concerning revenues, expenses and profits. All of the news in the three-month period between reports is mostly noise. An earnings release tells investors what really happened over the last three months for a company. Earnings report releases can produce significant changes in stock prices as investors and market analysts compare the actual results for a company to the estimates for earnings and sales and react to positive or negative news.
Make a list of the stocks for which you want a list of earnings release dates. Each stock will have four dates per year, so a spreadsheet file would be a good choice to track the stocks and record the earnings release dates.
Find the investor relations webpage of each company. On the investor relations page will be a link or choice for news releases or financial releases. Review the list of press releases and note the date of the four previous quarterly earnings reports. Repeat the process for each of the stocks on your list, completing your database of earnings release dates.
Sign up for email notification of news or press releases on the investor relations page of each company. An email subscription will send the notification of pending financial and earnings release announcements directly to your email account.
The actual date of each quarterly earnings release may vary by a few days from year to year. Companies will send an email announcement a few days to a few weeks before the next financial results release. Use a computerized calendar to track earnings releases and provide a visual reference for upcoming dates.


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If you were looking for that kind of Spoiler, check out the Administrivia/HandlingSpoilers page.'''''[[http://www.shamusyoung.com/spoilerwarning/ Spoiler Warning]]''' is a DVDCommentary-style {{Lets Play}} group, whose main style consists of deconstructing, analyzing and (in some cases) ruthlessly mocking the plots and characters of the games they play, usually while using a play-style designed to showcase pieces of the game in ways that 'normal' players usually won't see (i.e. by playing the game like it was a tabletop role-playing session and they are TheLoonie). They tend to favour RolePlayingGames and the video game equivalents of OscarBait.The group (in order of appearance) consists of:* ''Josh Viel'': (2010-) Former anime reviewer for The Escapist and international man of mystery. Plays the game, with the others as backseat drivers and peanut gallery.* ''Creator/ShamusYoung'': (2010-2017) Better known as the author of ''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings'' as well as a contributor for Website/TheEscapist. Tends to serve as MisterExposition, and also the most opinionated of the group.* ''Randy Johnson'' : (2010-2010) The Player for the majority of the ''Franchise/MassEffect'' LP (taking over for Josh a handful of episodes in), Randy left after season one was finished. Started the group's now signature ChaoticStupid play-style. * ''Adam "Creator/{{Rutskarn}}" [=DeCamp=]'': (2010-) Added to the group for the ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}'' LP. Head writer for IndieGame studio Pyrodactyl, who made ''VideoGame/{{Unrest}}''. The group {{Troll}}, PungeonMaster and hipster. * ''Mumbles'': (2011-, only intermittent appearances since 2014) Added to the group for the ''VideoGame/{{Bioshock|1}}'' LP. The group's authority on comics and wrestling. Added to the show to fill the missing cannibal demographic. * ''Chris "Campster" Franklin'': (2012-) Added a few episodes into the ''VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution'' LP. Runs the video game Youtube series '' WebVideo/ErrantSignal'', and provides StraightMan analysis (and a few jokes).* ''Glitch'': (2017-, intermittent appearances prior) Added to the permanent crew during ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrange''. Plays the role of {{foil}} to Josh and provides alternative suggestions to the current choices of the crew.[[folder:Main games [=LPed=]]]* ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}''* ''VideoGame/{{Bioshock|1}}''* ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''* ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' * ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII''* ''VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution''* ''VideoGame/AlanWake''* ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''* ''VideoGame/{{The Walking Dead}}''* ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}''* ''VideoGame/TombRaider2013''* ''VideoGame/{{Metro 2033}}''* ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''* ''VideoGame/MarlowBriggsAndTheMaskOfDeath'' (Started as just a "mid-season special")* ''Videogame/TheLastOfUs''* ''VideoGame/HalfLife2 [[ExpansionPack Episode 1]]''* ''VideoGame/HitmanAbsolution''* ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum''* ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''* ''VideoGame/{{SOMA}}''* ''VideoGame/Fallout4''* ''VideoGame/UntilDawn''* ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}: [[ExpansionPack The Knife of Dunwall and The Brigmore Witches]]''* ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrange'' (Abandoned due to staff changes)* ''VideoGame/MirrorsEdge''* ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored 2}}''[[/folder]]The team also occasionally hold specials in-between seasons, to celebrate holidays, or because one of the cast is missing for the week and the rest don't want to continue without them.[[folder:Specials]]* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' (one-episode special)* ''Trainz 2'' (AprilFools episode)* ''VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent'' (Anniversary episode) * ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'' (between-season specials)* ''VideoGame/HitmanBloodMoney'' (One week "Hitmas" special)* ''VideoGame/{{Sherlock Holmes Versus Jack the Ripper}}'' (Christmas 2011)* ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'' (New Year 2012 special livestream).* ''VideoGame/SeasonOfMysteryTheCherryBlossomMurders'' (Anniversary episode)* ''Source Elevator'' (''VideoGame/HalfLife2'' mod)* ''Videogame/{{Left 4 Dead 2}}''* ''VideoGame/{{Modern Warfare 3}}'' (Hitmas the Second)* ''Synergy'' (''VideoGame/HalfLife2'' mod)* ''VideoGame/KillingFloor'' (Anniversary episode)* ''VideoGame/SurgeonSimulator2013''* ''VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}}'': Unlimited (Midseason special)* ''VideoGame/SlenderTheArrival''* ''VideoGame/AmnesiaAMachineForPigs'' (Anniversary episode)* ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' (with SpecialGuest [[https://www.youtube.com/user/bunnyhopshow George Weidman]])* ''[[Videogame/SilentHills P.T]]''* ''VideoGame/Receiver'' (52 Minutes Of)* ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDeadSurvivalInstinct''* ''VideoGame/DeadIsland''* ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil''* ''VideoGame/Doom3''* ''VideoGame/SpookysJumpScareMansion''* ''VideoGame/Spore''* ''VideoGame/TheLongDark'' (Christmas Special)* ''VideoGame/SaltandSanctuary''* ''VideoGame/DeathRoadToCanada'' (Twenty Minutes With)* ''VideoGame/MysticMessenger''* ''VideoGame/Primordia''[[/folder]]They also host a weekly SpinOff podcast, [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?cat=287 The Diecast]], where they discuss news of games, technology, films, whatever else catches their interest and (in theory) answer mailbag questions sent by fans. If you wish to support them, they have a Patreon account [[http://www.patreon.com/spoilerwarning here]]. All money will go to Josh, as he edits all the footage together and will soon likely have to upgrade his software.----!!The [=LPs=] provide examples of:* AccentuateTheNegative: The group, particularly Shamus and Josh are harshly critical and will quickly pick on parts of the game that they find frustrating or general issues with the plot. Though they do point out the parts they like in the games and as harsh as they are, they can give praise when justified.** And then there's ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'', [[InvertedTrope which is practically non-stop gushing]].** They also note that in the first episode of New Vegas that of all the games they've done to that point, New Vegas is definitely better written, if hardly flawless.*** And again at the end of ''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'', when Shamus admits that the game blew away his expectations, and allowed him to like TakeCover shooters. (Though he [[ContinuityNod still disliked]] VideoGame/MassEffect2.) Both he and Josh think that they like the game ''more'' after their LP, unlike with most games.** This was lampshaded during the playthrough of ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' when Rutskarn pointed out he liked the game and yet playing through it as a ''Spoiler Warning'' commentator was causing him to nitpick the game mercilessly, culminating in him mocking Corvo's mask just out of a sense of having to criticise something.** ''The Last Of Us'' is another example of the team mostly being positive of the game.* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: For ''Fallout 3'', [[spoiler:destroying the Citadel at the end of Broken Steel]].** [[spoiler:The group's reaction to getting Miranda (who is distinctly {{Plot Armor}}ed compared to other characters) killed in the endgame]] of ''Mass Effect 2''.--->'''Shamus:''' This is like Christmas...** At the end of ''New Vegas'', [[spoiler:Shamus' reaction to the incinerator's destruction. ]]* {{Angrish}}: The AprilFools LetsPlay of ''Trainz 2'' reduced Rutskarn to angry, incomprehensible ranting.** Similarly, Mario Auditore going "[[SuperMarioBros It's-a me, Mario!]]" has the same effect.** The ''Season of Mystery'' made Josh go into this at the end.* TheAlcoholic: The original Reginald Cuftbert, during ''Fallout 3'', succeeded at picking up addictions to practically every habit-forming substance in the Capital Wasteland. Appropriately, 'addiction to new substance' became one of the parts of their DrinkingGame.** In New Vegas, Cuftbert manages to become addicted to alcohol just by drinking a single bottle of whiskey. This is also the reason why they later picked up [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl Cass]] as their companion due to her [[BoozeBasedBuff Whiskey-related perk]], though she later [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere ditches him]] due to his StupidEvil nature.*** It's even sillier than that: due to a quirk of the game's addiction system, you can't actually be addicted to "alcohol". Cuftbert instead gets addicted ''to whiskey specifically''. He later picks up addictions to scotch (a specific type of whiskey!), beer and wine.[[note]]It's actually just an interface bug. The addiction is listed as alcohol in the Pip-Boy, and reacts to any alcohol consumed.[[/note]]* ArcFatigue: [[strike:InUniverse]] The ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]]'' season began to suffer from this as the players all agreed that they had spent too long in one game and ran out of things to say, with several plots and quests simply abandoned in order to swiftly finish the 'main' quest. Ultimately they used it as a point of comparison between the Elder Scrolls games and ''Fallout 3''/''Fallout New Vegas'', both of whom also had very long seasons but hadn't driven them to the same level of despondency.* AscendedMeme: During a rousing session of ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'''s "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Run Over Pedestrians With Your Horse]]" minigame, Rutskarn began singing TheyMightBeGiants' "Older", a reference to Shamus' famous "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQrC_C6SexI Rollercoaster Bowling]]" video.** Did you say BEES?* AwesomeButImpractical* TheBackwardsR: For their ''VideoGame/{{Metro 2033}}'' playthrough. Comes out saying "Spoilzya Shayiiig".* BerserkButton:** {{Idiot Plot}}s and Railroading pisses them the hell off, with Creator/{{Bethesda}} earning a special place for ''Fallout 3''. ** In particular, Little Lamplight in ''Fallout 3''. In fact, there is no end to the amount of criticism and scorn Shamus can generate over ''Fallout 3''.** Yeoman Kelly Chambers of ''Mass Effect 2'' in particular is a sour point for Mumbles because Kelly happens to be her name. She's also disgusted by [[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett's voice.]]** The incinerator in ''New Vegas'' that Josh lugs around for no reason whatsoever.** They generally don't like it when characters spare the villains for incredibly weak reasons other than "It'd be wrong to kill them" or simply not take the initiative to kill the villain standing in front of them. Shamus was particularly upset about how in ''Honest Hearts'' the option to tell Graham to simply execute Salt-Upon-Wounds wasn't immediately available without a perk (though it turns out [[FailedASpotCheck he just missed it]]).** Kai Leng of ''Mass Effect 3'' is a massive one due to his infamous CutscenePowerToTheMax, StoryDrivenInvulnerability and silly character design that clashes with the setting.** The noise that the Idiot Savant perk makes in Fallout 4 is very much this, particularly for Rutskarn.* BigWhat: Common reactions to particularly outrageous/stupid plot events, especially from Rutskarn.* BigNo: Mumbles is... quite upset when she realizes she called Triple H [[Film/{{xXx}} Triple X]] by mistake.** Also Shamus during the Probing Questions special.** Mumbles was also not happy to learn from Mr. House that cats are now extinct in the ''Fallout'' universe.* BrickJoke: Rutskarn's ''Face/Off'' pun in the ''Amnesia'' episode.* CannonFodder: During the'' Mass Effect 2'' playthrough, the group mocked the Blue Suns' status as useless mooks mercilessly. Needless to say, they were unimpressed when [[CreatorsPet Aria]] offered to get them (along with the other expendable merc armies) as War Assets.* CatchPhrase: Most of the team has one.** Shamus:*** Someone mentioning a criticism and going "Euugh, ''yes''!" and elaborating. Often coupled with "This is what bugs me about X/this game-"*** Which leads to "In the Original [INSERT NAME OF PREQUEL/SPIRITUAL PREQUEL GAME HERE]..." ([[DrinkingGame Drink!]])*** Someone making a suggestion for Josh to do something stupid, to which he responds "Strongly in favor of."*** "You okay, buddy?" whenever Josh finds a corpse lying around in a humorous position or whenever a body is ''thrown'' across the room by accident.** Rutskarn:*** Calling someone's name several times sequentially when he's trying to cut in.*** Starting his points with "Okay, so, like, here's the thing..."*** Sarcastically talking about "the rich [game] canon/lore".*** During ''VideoGame/AlanWake'', he often says [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 "Coffee? I LOVE COFFEE!"]]** Mumbles:*** "God-''dammit'', you guys!" *** Correcting [=NPC's=] pronunciation of Caesar in ''Fallout New Vegas'':---> '''Mumbles''': Kaiiiiiiiiiiiii-sarrrrrrrrrrr...** Chris: "I boo that", generally in response to one of Rutskarn's puns.** Josh: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "STOP!]] SHOOTING! [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper ME!"]]* ChaoticStupid: The general playing style, which is both partly to (usually) show contempt for the story and partly for the lulz. This even describes how Josh plays the game (using/carrying weapons he puts no skills into, charging headfirst into battle with a stealth build/in a cover-based shooter) though he usually makes it work somehow (though not without dying multiple times).** Taken UpToEleven in the ''VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}}'' episode, pretty much everything Josh does is completely overcomplicated, abstract, or pointless.** Defied in ''VideoGame/{{Metro 2033}}'', where the crew intentionally went for as many Morality Points as possible so they could show the Good Ending, since it's the one first-time players of the game is less likely to see (and also because the fact it's not canon made for a more interesting point of discussion).** Siding with Power Gangers to attack Goodsprings in ''Fallout New Vegas'', entirely because there's no good reason why you would do that.* ChekhovsGun During the ''New Vegas'' playthrough [[spoiler: The Incinerator.]]---> [[spoiler: "Okay, it's time for you Incinerator, to do what I always knew you could do"]]* {{Cherry Tapping}}: One fast forward sequence during New Vegas had Reginald Cuftbert beating a Freeside thug to death with his bare hands... over a period of several minutes.* TheChick: Mumbles might be a girl, but Campster's reaction to their Slender special begs to differ.** Its a recurring joke that Mumbles, despite being the only girl on the show, is actually the least girly of the Spoiler Warning crew. For example, most of the guys on the show admit to spending a lot of time fussing over their character's outfits when that's an option.--> '''Campster:''' Dammit, why did you let me turn a third of the Diecast into "Chris bitches about stuff"? ... You should have distracted me with 1812 Overture-style farting noises. \\'''Josh:''' But Mumbles isn't here... \\'''Campster:''' Is that her job? \\'''Josh:''' It seems like it would be her job.** Mumbles was originally bought in to serve as a counterpoint to the guys' kvetching over ''VideoGame/{{Bioshock}}''. She's proven to be possibly the most profane, acerbic, bloodthirsty, sadistic, and cannibalistic (when playing games) of the crew. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And she complained that the LP made her like Bioshock less.]]* ChildHater: Children in games have a tendency of reminding them of Little Lamplight and as such enrage them to no end. The kid in Mass Effect 3 is occasionally referred to as Mayor [=MacReady=] since he's just as annoying in-game. Averted however with [[MoralityPet Clementine]] of The Walking Dead, who they note as one of the better written child characters that they've seen in any media while also acknowledging that [[TheLoad Duck]] was [[IntendedAudienceReaction probably written with the intention of frustrating the player]].* ComedicSociopathy[=/=]ForTheEvulz: A major part of their humor, especially in Fallout 3. Not only do they nuke Megaton, they blow up [[DumbassDJ Three Dog]] and take the chance to kill Brotherhood of Steel members whenever possible. In the Mass Effect series, this takes the form of trying to take Renegade options whenever possible.** This even lead them to choosing the Paragon option for the endgame of ''Mass Effect 2''.--->'''Rutskarn:''' Ok, let's evaluate this rationally. On the one hand, the technology would be extremely useful, would help the galaxy, and-\\'''Shamus:''' -Prove the existence of the Reapers...\\'''Mumbles:''' And there's no way the Reapers would ever attack in the future, right?...\\'''Rutskarn:''' Hold it, hold it. On the other hand, I actually do have a counterpoint: *ahem* [[spoiler:''Fuck the [[SmugSnake Illusive Man]], blow it up''!]]** In ''New Vegas'', they also "completed" Boone's quest by having him kill the wrong target (specifically his old friend Manny), telling him that they just wanted to see him die and killing him when he [[TheDogBitesBack retaliates]]. Later on they said that they didn't want to kill Boone, only wanting to "mess with him" and didn't know that he'd actually become hostile afterwards.* CowboyBebopAtHisComputer: [[invoked]] A common way to annoy Mumbles is to feign complete ignorance about comic books (specifically ''Batman'') and invoking AnimationAgeGhetto.* CutLexLuthorACheck: They point out during their ''Marlow Briggs'' playthrough that for the cost of just a few of the dozens of helicopters they've destroyed, this company could have afforded to hire a new translator to replace Briggs' girlfriend, who's rescue is the game's primary objective. Also, whatever the gigantic mobile refinery/evil lair the ''Indefenistrable'' is mining and refining, it can't possibly be valuable enough to pay for a gigantic mobile refinery/{{supervillain lair}}, and all the mooks and helicopters around it.* CutsceneIncompetence: A prime pet peeve, especially for Shamus. Their series on ''The Walking Dead'' made Shamus wonder if more game companies should follow the example of that game and make everything interactive, including making Cutscene Stupidity player-initiated, so they would eventually notice how glaringly stupid and inconsistent cutscenes make them act.-->'''Rutskarn:''' That is a dystopian vision, Shamus.\\'''Shamus:''' Yes, that is blind idealism.** One of the reasons that Kai Leng was so massively despised was because this was induced upon every other character (particularly Shepard, who forgets that she's a biotic) in order to make him look cool.** The team frequently point out how Lara always defaults to the bow in Tomb Raider, even when it's not practical, or when Lara has a ''damn gun'', if only so the game doesn't end the first time Lara meets the BigBad.* CuttingTheKnot: A (un)surprising amount of quests get solved this way, i.e. by horribly murdering the quest-giver.* DeadpanSnarker: All members of the group are this to varying degrees.* {{Deconstruction}}: The group's main hat.* DesignatedHero: Another sore spot of the group is when a game tells you a person is supposed to be heroic and good, even when what's happened in-universe so far gives no reason to support this. Amongst other things they point out that the accusations against Saren in ''Mass Effect'' objectively come down like nothing but paranoid ramblings with no evidence (and then mocking the flimsiness of the evidence you do find), that the Brotherhood of Steel continues to insist that Reginald Cuftbert is a hero who's supposed to save the Wasteland and not a mercenary even though he's killed half of them, nuked Megaton, killed Three Dog, tried to kill Little Lamplight, and a lot more, and that Ezio is a egotistical revenge-driven spree killer who kills hundreds of guards just doing their job while letting the BigBad walk away to cause more mischief because suddenly "it won't bring his family back".* DieChairDie: inverted, Alan Wake got hurt by a chair by walking near it* DisproportionateRetribution: As punishment for throwing a bottle at a Metrocop, Josh gets stuck to a wall by a glitch and is given a thorough thwacking.** During the Skyrim season, episode 6. Josh is arrested for petty theft right before the first dragon battle. He does his time then shows up at the battle and kills all the guards helping him before even bothering to attack the dragon, all for revenge. The others point out its revenge for being arrested for a crime he actually committed where he got away with most of the crime (he killed the person he stole from).* DistractedByTheSexy: Both Rutskarn and Mumbles never fail to be distracted by [[AbsoluteCleavage Samara's fashion choices]] throughout ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''.* DizzyCam: Josh's fast, twitchy mouse movements can make some episodes difficult to watch. The Bioshock season is by far the worst, after which they decided that traditional, action-based FPS's wouldn't work for their show.* DrinkingGame: Has an official one. Take a shot if (1) The main character dies. (2) If all contributors talk over each other at the same time. (3) Whenever the game they're playing gets compared to whatever game it's a sequel[=/=]SpiritualSuccessor of (double that if it's by Shamus). (4) Whenever the game crashes on-screen. (5) Whenever Josh mucks up in combat and starts blaming the interface, swears or uses his CatchPhrase. (6) Whenever said mucking up causes a near-death experience that causes him to spam healing items. Other options depend more on which game is played, such as substance abuse in ''Fallout'' and the 'rogue cell' gag in ''Mass Effect 2''.** Josh and Mumbles eventually decided to play the game themselves during ''Honest Hearts'' in order to drown their bloodlust for each other.** For those morbidly curious, [[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Agy-quAatA_9dFIwSlJCMVFEQjVSbTBHNDAzY1pWaGc#gid=0 here]] is the result of the game during the ''Fallout 3'' playthrough.** Their Skyrim playthrough resulted in them warning viewers to NOT play the drinking game, as they will probably die. (this was within the first 10 episodes.)* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Reginald Cuftbert of ''Fallout 3'', slayer of Three Dog, The Enclave, and The Capital Brotherhood (and a ''lot'' of other things in-between), [[spoiler:died for good (and unintentionally) in a RandomEncounter with a non-named super mutant not two minutes after finishing the last quest of Broken Steel. The group decided this was too good an AntiClimax to waste, and stopped playing.]]** The crew explicitly mention this as happening to [[spoiler:Subject Zero/Jack]] in ''Mass Effect 3'', [[spoiler:after failing to do the mission that saves her (believing that she had died in the endgame of [=ME2=]) and meeting her as a random mook with no importance that they kill instantly.]]** Reginald Dohvahkitty, breaker of ''Skyrim'', [[spoiler:died during the end sequence by picking a fight with the collected dragons of ''Skyrim'' during Alduin's funeral. Similarly to the ''Fallout 3'' example, the group immediately stopped the let's play right there.]]* DullSurprise: The crew's [[strike:InUniverse]] opinion of The Outsider in ''Dishonored''.* TheEeyore: Shamus and Campster. Shamus tends to criticize poor decisions of the game makers, while Campster tends to get pessimistic about Josh's play style.* [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Chaotic Stupidity Has Standards]]: ** At the end of the main ''Fallout 3'' campaign, they refused to use the Modified FEV due to the fact that it is tantamount to a slow suicide, with the player not being immune to any of its effects despite what Eden (who is unaware that the Lone Wanderer is born a wastelander) says.** A better example was their all-rescue streak in ''Bioshock'' (naturally, with Shamus lampshading that the 'gains' of going all-harvest were so minimal so as to render the 'moral choice' pretty much moot).** In ''Dishonored'', during the Lady Boyle mission they decided that the Non-Lethal path (which involves giving Lady Boyle to a StalkerWithACrush) was way too creepy, opting instead to kill both her and said stalker.* DullSurprise: A major complaint about ''Dishonored'' is that the voice acting comes off as incredibly bland and emotionless. Particularly bad is [[HumanoidAbomination The Outsider]], who despite being intended to come off as a disinterested trickster god simply comes off as really boring.* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: It is kind of weird looking back on the first season with the lack of Mumbles and Rutskarn and the inclusion of Randy. Shamus himself commented that the first season wasn't really Spoiler Warning as we understand it now.* EleventhHourSuperpower: Josh typically speeds through lengthy role playing games, avoiding much repetitive grinding for the sake of the audience. This often leads to a need to exploit certain mechanics or resources at the last minute to overcome the endgame/ final boss.** MassEffect ended with hacked High Explosive Rounds.** VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas ended with the Alien Blaster and [[HolyHandGrenade Holy Frag Grenades.]]** VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim ended with Josh using the infinitely exponential enchanting items system to craft gauntlets of +8269 punching damage. * EvilLaugh: Once given permission to do ''Honest Hearts'' after being vetoed against doing so previously and [[SanitySlippage tormenting the rest of the cast]] [[HumiliationConga for an entire week's worth of episodes]], Josh indulges himself in deliciously vile bouts of laughter in jubilation in [[KarmaHoudini having gotten his way]].** Josh gives another one at the end of ''Until Dawn'' [[spoiler:after succeeding at getting an EverybodyLives ending by sheer dumb luck/common sense.]]* TheFaceless: Josh. Lampshaded when Shamus showed pictures of their trip to PAX, where all photos of Josh were either taken from behind or with his face obscured in some way.* FailedASpotCheck: Shamus not spotting things happening on-screen happens semi-regularly. It's even happened to Josh a few times, and he's the one playing. Shamus also admitted to having failed to spot Liberty Prime during his first play-through of ''Fallout 3''. For those not in the know, Liberty Prime is a 50 feet tall HumongousMecha and tends to dominate the room it's in, which you visit several times during the course of the game.** Josh also points out during the ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' series that a large group of Quarians failed a spot check on their ''wost enemy in the middle of their home''** Shamus also admits that in his first playthrough of Mass Effect 3 he completely missed out on Lt. Cortez. As such, [[spoiler:his death]] had limited impact on him. He also admits that in Human Revolution he had no idea that it was possible to talk your way into the Police Station rather than being forced to sneak in.* FissionMailed: 'The Great Crash' in ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''.** This was shortly followed by the episode 'Fission Mailed', in which Shamus inadvertently made Josh go do the ''Honest Hearts'' DLC. * FiveManBand:** TheHero and TheSmartGuy - Shamus** TheLancer - Rutskarn and Josh, though Josh has shades of TheHero since he plays the game** TheChick - Campster** TheBigGuy - Mumbles* FlatWhat: Shamus' reaction to the cauterization scene in ''Tomb Raider 2013''.* FlashbackCut: The opening of ''Human Revolutions'' involved Shamus saying the reason they weren't playing the original ''VideoGame/DeusEx'' first was due to problems with the others' computers in viewing his stream properly. We then cut to a flashback of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r7xH6PvJng&t=00m47s how said stream looked to the other players]]. ('''WARNING:''' Not for the faint of heart or ear.)* ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself: Discussed in episode 14 of the ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' season.--> '''Rutskarn''': "It's like if some guy was dressed as John Wilkes Booth at a president's party, and he was John Wilkes Booth and had a pistol, we figured if he was actually here to kill us, there was no way! He would've removed at least one of those variables."* FridgeLogic: Pointing out the in-universe FridgeLogic in the games they play is their secondary hat, like the above Little Lamplight question and why, for whatever reason, ''C4'' is classified as a concealed weapon in ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''. In one case, Josh is impressed when Papa Khan lampshades the Fridge Logic of Cuftbert coming to his home and talking to him while having no idea who he is.* GameplayAndStorySegregation: Their chief complaint about ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUs'' is that the excessive shooter gameplay clashes with the excellent story. This was also a complaint during their ''VideoGame/AlanWake'' season.* GoneHorriblyWrong: Rutskarn's attempt at playing Hitman eventually devolves into killing everyone 47 sees.* GrumpyOldMan: Shamus. They occasionally mock this by referring to him as a curmudgeon who hates all games.* GuestStarPartyMember: Jarenth, contributor to ''Bluescreenofawesome'' and regular ''Spoiler Warning'' website commentator, took over for shamus for one week during the ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' playthrough.* HighlyVisibleNinja: How Cuftbert is played in the Fallout games. As a Stealth and Melee build, his favored assassination technique is to plant explosives in others' pants, commonly uses weapons that he is for all intents and purposes incompetent with and generally favors a LeeroyJenkins approach.** Not to mention his favourite weapon; the perpetually burning Shishkebab. How anyone manages to stay stealthy with a FlamingSword is anybody's guess, but Reginald does it somehow.** ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'' is already Highly Visible Ninja: The Game, but Josh's extremely unsubtle play style and confusion with the controls sure as heck doesn't improve matters. Much lampshading on how tearing off a few posters compensates for his misadventures abound.*** They finally succeeded at the StealthBasedMission by rushing through the courtyard and stabbing a person in the face before he could cry out.** As for the ''Dishonored'' playthrough... [[TheBerserker Well]]... Yes. It qualifies too.* HostileShowTakeover: The reason for the ''Team Fortress 2'' episode? The Spy ''sapped the Normandy''.** Shamus at one point gets sick and can't record for a week during ''Alan Wake''. The rest of the crew treat the event as this.* HurricaneOfPuns: Rutskarn do these a bit. The end of the ''Trainz'' episode eventually devolved into this.** The word "chip" loses all meaning during episode 27 of New Vegas thanks to Rutskarn [[spoiler: and Mumbles]].* HypocriticalHumor: Josh is called a nerd for recognizing Creator/LauraBailey as [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Lust]] by Rutskarn, who participates in {{LARP}} sessions.* IconicItem: The pre-war bonnet in the ''Fallout'' games* ImAHumanitarian: In ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'', Mumbles is often urging Josh to take up cannibalism, which he always refuses for the sake of not wanting to waste a perk. Of course, he does at one point absentmindedly eat a piece of human flesh he looted from the Fiends.* InformedAbility: One of the reasons the group despised Cerberus is the fact that despite how evidence proves that the one thing they are consistent in is having things backfire horribly on them they are made out to be dangerously competent and as of Mass Effect 3 are capable of waging war on the galaxy despite being a small terrorist cell. Similarly, in the third game the group saw Aria as a CreatorsPet being made out to be a big-shot despite the fact that the only thing she actually rules is an asteroid (which by the time of the third game she's lost to Cerberus) and were less impressed by her offer to get the CannonFodder mercenary companies of the previous games as Shepard's allies. [[note]]The details of Omega are covered in a DLC that the group never got to[[/note]]* InsistentTerminology: ** It's pronounced '''Kai'''-'''Sarr''', not Caesar. Mumbles loves pointing this out.** Shamus was very insistent about referring to ''Mass Effect 2'' as a "[[TakeCover cover-based shooter]]" instead of an RPG.** Reginald Cuftbert is [[BlatantLies not a mercenary]], at least according to the Brotherhood of Steel.* ImpracticallyFancyOutfit: The crew had problems with Ezio's getup, often referring to it as "the clown suit". They're generally quite mocking of impractical outfits.* InfantImmortality: Something that seriously ticked them off when dealing with the Little Lamplighters.* KickTheDog: During ''Honest Hearts'', Josh killed a dog who wasn't even hostile to him for the hell of it. Then everybody else called him out on it. Then Rutskarn explicitly named this trope. And commanded someone to add it to this wiki. So we did.** That and killing Veronica for the hell of it after killing off her entire family.** He also makes sure to go out of his way to try and emotionally crush Wayne Haas in Human Revolution in a way that still lets him progress with the game.* KillEmAll: The group's "canonical" ending of ''Fallout 3''. The ''New Vegas'' ending was much the same way, with only the Fiends and [[GoddamnedBats Powder Gangers]] thriving (barring characters and factions they never met). Their ''Mass Effect 3'' ending was much the same way.** Defied in ''Human Revolutions'' where Josh outright refused to pick the 'everyone dies' ending because it made no sense (well, marginally less sense than the other ending options) even as the others were egging him on to do so.** Subverted in ''Until Dawn'', where despite the game's AnyoneCanDie tagline and the entire crew starting out disliking the main characters, only [[spoiler:The Stranger (who always dies) and a few Wendigo (who always die)]] are dead at the end.* KillHimAlready: They will usually say this when the protagonist simply stands there and lets the villain talk.* TheLadette: Mumbles being TheRealMan of the group, often suggesting violent options or scoffing monsters not being scary, is a repeated RunningGag.* LamePunReaction: Endemic given the PungeonMaster in their midst. Campster once (jokingly) tried to leave the show over a particularly crappy pun during the ''Tomb Raider'' season.** There's too many examples to list, but here's a [[http://youtu.be/IZSaG7eYmEU?t=30m21s typical one]] from their Fallout 3 playthrough.--->'''Rutskarn:''' So, y'know, every good playthrough, I try to always make sure my party consists of [[Literature/TheFoxAndTheHound the Fawkes and the hound]].--->*{{Beat}}*--->'''Josh:''' Uuuurgh...--->'''Shamus:''' You... you have transcended puns, Rutskarn.--->'''Josh:''' You are a very bad person.--->'''Shamus:''' Your puns are war crimes.--->'''Josh:''' The Geneva Convention protects against your puns.* LeeroyJenkins: Cuftbert in all his/her incarnations loves to get into situations that he/she is unequipped/underleveled for for, such as murdering the Brotherhood of Steel within the Citadel, [[StormingTheCastle taking down Fortification Hill]], rushing in with Biotic Charge, punching [[EliteMooks Securitrons]], and taking on the [[MadBomber Boomers]] wearing nothing but Benny's fancy suit and a bonnet. Through the power of drugs, spamming attacks and sheer luck he manages to make it through. [[TooDumbToLive Eventually.]]** Turns out that this process works quite well during ''[[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Dead Money]]'' with an Unarmed build. However the consequence is that the story and the background information (most of which is discovered via taking the time to read terminals and talk to characters) is rushed through and just barely explained by Josh to the confusion of the rest of the group.** This is not helped by Josh's tendency to level in certain skills, then pick up powerful, exotic (and usually heavy) weapons that do not benefit for said skills, then to carry said weapon around, refusing to sell it, even when its out of ammo. When the rest of the team invariably points this out, he continues to do so just to {{troll}} them. Statements to the effect of "Thank goodness you have all those points in energy weapons!" are a RunningGag in both ''Fallout'' games.** However, they make an exception for Human Revolutions, where Stealth is at least attempted with some success.** In Mass Effect 3, this works out much better since the Vanguard in the game has been upgraded to become something of a GameBreaker.* LegacyCharacter: Reginald Cuftbert, who is associated with their general ChaoticStupid playstyle. He even has a DistaffCounterpart in Regina Shepard. The character somehow manages to find his way to ''Assassin's Creed II'' as assassination target Francesco de Pazzi.* LordBritishPostulate: The group went to extreme lengths during the end-game of ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' to get Miranda (who has extreme PlotArmour on the suicide mission) killed without having to bring her along in the party or killing off anyone else they liked in the process. [[spoiler:They managed it.]]** The amount of times the crew 'killed' Elder Lyons (only for the game to resurrect him because he's unkillable) in ''Fallout 3'' can only be counted using several pairs of hands. They finally got their comeuppance in Broken Steel, but by using a [[KillSat legitimate plot point]] instead of bugs.* LongList: In the ''VideoGame/HitmanAbsolution'' series, Rutskarn apologizes to all groups who have been offended by the stereotypes depicted poorly in the game:-->'''Shamus:''' ...although putting any character in this game is sort of derogatory towards that character. ''(laughs)'' This environment is inherently insulting to anyone who exists in it.-->'''Rutskarn:''' I would like to apologize to the following groups: Women... homosexuals... people of all ethnicities, particularly hispanics... white men... gross fat ugly white men... south dakotans... hitmens... billionaires...* LowerDeckEpisode: Any filler episode featuring Rutskarn and his ''other'' LP crew, Jibar, Phase and Blackfox.* MacrossMissileMassacre: Reginald Cuftbert's valiant crusade against the [[MadBomber Boomers]] featured several dozen angry [=NPCs=] with grenade launchers, missile launchers, and even [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill ARTILLERY SHELLS]] blowing Reginald's limbs off.* MadLibsCatchPhrase: ''Marlow Briggs and the ___ of ___''.* MaliciousMisnaming: "Buttskarn", a RunningGag nickname used throughout the series. You get one guess which one of the group it refers to.* {{Mondegreen}}: During episode 4 of New Vegas, Mumbles goes into her hipster imitation, and talks about chilling out with a Pabst beer.--->'''All''': [{{beat}}]--->'''Shamus''': Oh, Pabst '''''beer!''''' Oh my gosh, I won't even say what I thought you said.--->'''Rutskarn''': {relieved} Oh God! Oh that's what she said.* {{Munchkin}}: Josh's playing style usually involves crit-stacking. However, he's also quite prone to doing the exact opposite.* MurderIsTheBestSolution: Lampshaded in the ''Franchise/MassEffect'' videos. "The Council is sure to listen to us once we shoot a bunch of guys in the face!"* NamesTheSame: Used InUniverse in the ''Until Dawn'' season, as the game already have characters called Josh and Chris. This gets repeatedly mocked and lampshaded by the crew, especially as Chris (the character) becomes the ButtMonkey of most of their jokes.* NeoclassicalPunkZydecoRockabilly: Mumbles asserts during ''Videogame/AlanWake'' that any genre of music you can name has already been done. Including Chris' suggestion of Neoclassical Reggae Punk.* NiceHat: Reginald Cuftbert's bonnet, the hat of choice for both ''Fallout'' playthroughs. He later replaces it with [[IAmAHumanitarian Mortimer's]] Top hat. For a while, each season after ''Fallout 3'' has a drawn "cover image" depicting the game's protagonist wearing a bonnet, and Josh/Reginald wears one in the Spoiler Warning cover.* NightmareRetardant: Invoked in the ''Amnesia'' and ''Slender'' specials, where the crew went out of their way to not be scared by the games and making sure nobody who ever watches those specials ever will, either.* NotEvilJustMisunderstood: [[TheDragon Colonel Autumn]] in Fallout 3, whose only crime was [[ItMakesSenseInContext resurrecting Anna Holt]].* NotWithTheSafetyOnYouWont: Narrowly avoided with Reciever; Josh noticed something was wrong with how his character was holding the gun* PerverseSexualLust: Towards Tali and Garrus in ''Franchise/MassEffect'' and its sequel, moreso the former.* PetTheDog: Characters that are liked are generally treated favorably.** In ''Mass Effect 2'', the group occasionally force Josh to not take Renegade options (usually helping out injured aliens) and play nice (to his frustration), particularly when it comes to [[{{Moe}} Tali]].** And Mordin. Josh in particular seems to have a lot of respect for him.*** Josh also edited their save data so that Wrex was alive, whereas he dies on default without a save file from the first game.** Josh also ends up saving the companions in ''Dead Money'' just because he likes the characters. He also sticks with House for a surprising amount of time before finally killing him (ironically right after House gives the order to exterminate the Brotherhood of Steel, something that Josh would've gladly done out of his own volition).** Despite playing High Chaos in ''Dishonored'', Josh chose to spare [[ShadowArchetype Daud]] since he's the only character with any actual depth.** Despite being stereotypical teenagers the crew confessed to feeling sympathy for the main characters in ''Until Dawn'', even the ones who don't get much characterisation like Matt and Jessica. The group even went out of their way to try to make them behave as nicely as possible, [[spoiler:leading to Shamus causing an EverybodyLives ending despite playing blind.]] * PrecisionFStrike: Rutskarn's reaction to the 'Golden Mask' debacle in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII''. Also in the climax of ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''.* {{Railroading}}: The group's arch-nemesis, and one of the quickest things they will point out. The most frustrating example being Shepard being forced to work with Cerberus in ''[=ME2=]'' despite the fact that Shepard is a SoleSurvivor of one of their "Rogue Cells".** A quest in ''New Vegas'' involved going into the headquarters of Caesar's Legion. They killed Caesar and every living human in the camp. Mr. House says while it will hurt the Legion in the long term it's not going to keep them from participating in the final battle, to groans from the quartet. However, as a commenter pointed out, [[KlingonPromotion this sort of thing]] [[ShownTheirWork was fairly typical]] for the Romans and it's justified and lampshaded in-game by several characters.* PromotedToOpeningTitles: Chris "Campster" Franklin, creator of [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Campster "Errant Signal"]] was originally meant as simply a guest commentator for ''VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution''. He later went on to become a cast regular.* ObviouslyEvil: One of the things that the group like about Human Revolutions is that despite the fact that Frank Pritchard is consistently a jerk to Adam Jensen and David Sarif is a Cyberpunk CEO, [[spoiler:neither are actually evil nor do they backstab Jensen at any point in the game.]]** It irritates them regarding the Enclave in Fallout 3, with their particular brand of "supervillain evil".* RealityIsUnrealistic: Shamus mentions at one point that he doesn't judge accents anymore because he once thought that [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins Lelianna's]] French accent was badly done only to learn that Corinne Kempa is french and that was her real accent.* RunningGag: ** Someone (commonly Shamus) [[SarcasmMode getting upbraided by the others]] for spoiling the plot of the games they play.** Rutskarn's (under legal drinking) age. And, on the other end, jokes about how Shamus is old. Usually from Shamus.** Reginald Cuftbert the Third starting every episode of ''Bioshock'' by trying to dig his way out of Rapture with his wrench, before quickly becoming distracted by something shiny and/or killable.** The mockery of Cerberus in ''Mass Effect 2'', where everything questionable was handwaved as being caused by a 'Rogue Cell'. In the end, the crew decided that the Collectors themselves were a 'rogue cell' due to the sheer stupidity of their plan.** The incinerator in ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'', which Reginald lugged with him for practically the entire season for no reason at all, much to Shamus' annoyance. [[spoiler:The incinerator was finally destroyed by a C4 trap that was laid for the end boss, Legate Lanius.]]*** Also in that game, someone suggesting Josh do X, and Josh responding, with false ignorance, "What's X?" or "I have no idea what you're/you guys are talking about".*** Mumbles' insistence on taking up cannibalism.*** ''Everything'' is part of Mr. House's plan.---> '''Shamus (impersonating Mr. House):''' I knew you would kill that hooker, in fact I accounted for it in my plans. It's a requirement for taking over Vegas.** In VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII, jokes about Ezio's unsubtle outfit and Josh's playing style are aplenty.** DXHR: Josh not taking the "Parachute" augment, no matter how convenient.** Shamus mentioning how something will cause people to "yell at us in the comments".** [[Film/TheSkydivers '''COF'''FEE? I ''love'' '''COF'''FEE]].** "I'm in one of these boxes. Find me." A joke from Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 and their riff of Film/ThisIslandEarth.* SanitySlippage: Spending time watching Josh's calculated trolling in the form of playing New Vegas as randomly and stupidly as possible induces this upon the group, especially Shamus.* SarcasmFailure: The climax of ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' causes most of the cast to suffer from temporary SarcasmFailure (of the 'I have seen something too stupid' kind). Especially Rutskarn, who hadn't seen it before.* SelfDeprecation: The group are very aware of their tendencies towards nitpicking issues that others would find relatively insignificant and aren't above poking fun at themselves for it.** When one of them is absent from Spoiler Warning or the Diecast, it's often assumed to be because they're with other, cool friends or doing something worthwhile.** Rewatching the start of the ''Fallout 3'' in the ''New Vegas'' season, Shamus knocks "the Twenty Sided guy" for complaining so much and having an annoying voice.* SelfImposedChallenge: Shamus declared that for one episode in the ''Mass Effect 3'' LP that they cannot say anything negative. Said episode happened to be the [[HopelessBossFight first Kai Leng boss battle]].* SerialEscalation: The ''VideoGame/SaintsRow'' episode. Just... The whole episode. Josh finally meets a game where his playstyle is (almost) the norm for expected behaviour. HilarityEnsues.* ShaggyDogStory: In ''Mass Effect 2'', the story of [[spoiler:Thane]] took this bent (which was lampshaded). He was recruited, never used once, never talked to once, [[spoiler:and then killed by debris in the opening rounds of the Suicide Mission]]. Basically, all that (plot-mandated) ado for absolutely nothing.** In ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', the team basically proclaimed the entire carnivale of Venice as this, considering you went through a lot of pointless minigames just to have the prize taken away due to a bribe.* ShinyNewAustralia: This trope [[ConversedTrope was mentioned off-hand]] during the climax of ''Mass Effect 2''. * ShownTheirWork: During a certain scene in ''Tomb Raider'', where Lara is in a massive pool of blood, the group say that while it may seem like hundreds of people would've had to die to make this much blood, in truth it doesn't take much blood to turn water red. Immediately lampshaded when Josh snarkily thanked the group for this information.* SoundtrackDissonance: The opening for ''[=ME2=]'', which features Shepard being blown out of the Normandy while a jaunty jazz tune plays.* StatingTheSimpleSolution: Another trademark is to question overly complicated quest proceedings (which they're Railroaded into) with asking why they don't do the obvious, i.e. commonly kill someone.** Shamus pointed out that the entire reason ''Mass Effect 2'''s plot exist is apparently because ''nobody'' thinks about mining, booby-trapping, disabling or otherwise blockading the Omega 4 relay, since it's the only way the Collectors can enter the rest of the galaxy. Doesn't help that the ''Arrival'' DLC mostly invalidates the entire plot of going through the relay and attacking the Collectors in the first place.* StealthBasedMission: Another apparent pet peeve of the group, given their response to the forced stealth section in ''Assassin's Creed II'' (which is supposedly a stealth game -- not that Josh plays it like one in any given way). However, given how they liked ''Dishonored'', it does seem fair to say that they don't hate stealth games.* StupidEvil: Their opinion of ''Mass Effect''[='=]s Cerberus, specifically in how their research [[GoneHorriblyWrong always seems to end up killing more humans than the main villains and never actually produces anything useful in the end.]] Likewise, they consider The Illusive Man as a SmugSnake at the very best.** Likewise, they accuse [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Caesar's Legion]] and [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII The Templars]] of being pointlessly evil for no real reason.** And, of course, Josh himself. (Or at least his playstyle for the purposes of the LP; he actually demonstrates a fair amount of intelligence.)* SuckinessIsPainful: ** Josh's playstyle and [[LamePunReaction Rutskarn's puns]] occasionally have this effect on the others.-->'''Shamus:''' Is this my blood? I think this is- I think I'm bleeding. Guys, I think that pun...** Alluding to ''Fallout 3'' can have a similar outcome.-->'''Mumbles:''' [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII Lemme get this straight]]. So my father was putting together a project before I was born...and he got in trouble and he died for it. And now I have to pick up the project and purify the wasteland.-->'''Shamus:''' Yes. Thank you, Mumbles. Excuse me, I have to throw up blood.** Rutskarn's cover of TLC's "No Scrubs" during ''Marlow Briggs'' caused a CollectiveGroan from the rest of the cast.-->'''Chris:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere This is my two weeks, Shamus, this is my two weeks]].\\'''Shamus:''' That's fair. I'm glad you're not suing us.\\'''Rutskarn:''' I can sort of hear a sucking noise as all the money was removed from our patreon.* TemptingFate: During the first episode of the ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'' episode, Josh proclaims how he's yet to find a significant bug in the game. Not two seconds later he gets stun-locked into a wall while a bugged Metro Cop keeps whaling on him non-stop.** Some few episodes (and uncomfortably many bugs) of ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'' later, they eventually lampshade having done this.** During episode 2 of ''The Walking Dead'', [[spoiler:while at the tractor ambush]], Josh keeps walking around in circles behind the cover while taunting Mark about how he can move around freely and Mark can't. He's promptly shot dead.** In ep. 18 of ''VideoGame/TombRaider2013'', Josh mentions that there hasn't been any huge graphical glitches in a while. The rest of the cast starts {{lampshading}} this:--->'''Shamus:''' Hey, you know what? It's been over 30 seconds since Josh died hilariously; can you guys believe it?--->'''Rutskarn:''' Do you know it's been a few months since Josh has had a kidney stone?*** Played straighter two videos later when they bring it up again, only to trigger the weirdest graphical glitch to date -- though thankfully temporary and not crash-inducing.* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: The ''Fallout'' Reginalds' favorite kill methods are to put explosives down unsuspecting people's pants. And then there's the time they assassinated the leadership of the Omertas with C4... [[TooDumbToLive While sitting in the same room]][[note]]They survive, if only just barely[[/note]]...* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Rutskarn frequently mentions his love of Del Taco. On the Diecast, the others speculate that if he was very rich, he would have a Del Taco restaurant built into his house.* {{Troll}}: If they're not picking on the game, they're picking on each other. And when they're not doing that, it's the audience's turn.** After a hilariously successful trolling session on Mumbles in New Vegas ep. 14, Rutskarn sums it up pretty well:--->'''Rutskarn:''' This show is passed off as video game criticism, but it's actually a trolling master series.** Also from Josh wasting time in ''New Vegas'':--> '''Shamus:''' Oh my gosh, this is you [[{{Griefer}} griefing]] us again. \\ '''Josh:''' I don't know you guys haven't figured out that I'm ''always'' griefing you. I mean, it's been 160 episodes.* {{Tsundere}}:** Apparently, all it takes for Christine to trust Reginald is to chase him around the Sierra Madre casino while unloading many, many buckshots into his ass. Thank goodness for GoodBadBugs.* UriahGambit: [[spoiler:Sarah Lyons]] in ''Fallout 3''. [[spoiler:Miranda and Jacob]] in ''Mass Effect 2''.* VoodooShark: Mentioned multiple times in several games, but [[DiscussedTrope the trope was openly discussed]] during the ''Fallout 3'' playthrough.* WalkingTechbane: While certain games such as the ''Fallout'' games are already known for being buggy as hell, Josh seems to have a special talent for finding glitches that will likely screw him over.* WeHaveReserves: During the Nova Prospekt chapter in ''Half-Life 2'', Josh demonstrates that you can use antlions to set off tripmines. This kicks off a string of references to [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} comedic uses]] [[WebVideo/HomestarRunner of this trope]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} in fiction]].* WhatAreRecords: Regarding "VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic'':--> '''Rutskarn:''' There are people playing this who were born the year it came out. \\'''Josh:''' Jesus Christ. Don't...don't even say that. God, I feel as old as Shamus now. \\'''Shamus:''' You can't possibly.* WhatTheHellHero: Mumbles calls Shamus out on his shoddy parenting skills when he lets Josh play ''Honest Hearts'' in ''Fallout New Vegas'' after he did everything in his power to irk everyone else because they wouldn't let him play ''Honest Hearts''.* WildMassGuessing: While going through the ''Lair of the Shadow Broker'' DLC, the crew speculates on who the Shadow Broker actually is.--->'''Mumbles:''' It's actually [[BrickJoke Jenkins]]----


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Former Australian cricketer Kerry O'Keeffe says Steve Smith 'not temperamentally sound enough to be captain'
Steve Smith was at the heart of some major controversies during the recently concluded Border-Gavaskar series.
What's the story?
Former Australian cricketer Kerry O'Keeffe has raised questions regarding current Australian skipper Steve Smith's leadership qualities, saying that he is too emotional to be the captain of the Australian team.
Speaking to Fox Sports' Back Page Live, O'Keeffe said, "He leads from the front (and) he's finding out about leadership. Is he temperamentally sound enough to be the captain of our country? Probably not because he's so emotional. We've seen when he's on the field he's overly reacting to everything."
"That catch was (not) cleanly taken. He decided to go with the cheat line. There's an emotion to Steve Smith that basically is at the core of his game," he added.
The context
Smith's emotions had got the better of him on several occasions during the recently concluded Test series against India.
Day three of the fourth and final Test match was a prime example of Smith not getting a hold of his emotions when he was caught on camera accusing Murali Vijay of cheating. Vijay had claimed a grounded catch which led the Australian skipper to seemingly mouth "f***ing cheat" from the balcony of Australia's change room.
Extra Cover: India vs Australia 2017: Steve Smith disappointed with BCCI; invites the Indian team for a beer
This was not the first heated moment that the Australian captain found himself at the centre of. During the second Test match, Smith had looked towards the dressing room for advice on whether to take the DRS after his dismissal.
The heart of the matter
Kerry O'Keeffe, who was considered as the next big Australian spinner when he first arrived on the scene in the early 1970s, admonished Smith for his reactions to the catch that Vijay claimed. However, the Australian captain did apologise in a press conference after the end of the series which Australia lost 2-1.
The skipper said that he had been very intense and had let his emotions take over his actions. Smith's apology drew praise from former Indian great Sunil Gavaskar who believed that the Aussie deserved credit for owning up to his mistakes.
What's next?
Smith's apology does heal the wounds to some extent but it remains to be seen if he can contain his emotions on the pitch. It will be interesting to see how he fits in the IPL where he has to play with a host of Indian players. He does have some time to reflect on his actions before the IPL kicks off next week.
Extra Cover: India vs Australia 2017: Virat Kohli bashes Australians despite Smith apology
Author's Take
A true leader not only leads the team with his performances but also with his actions. While the 27-year-old is one of the best batsmen of the current generation, he is yet to evolve into the complete captain. But, first of all, he has to improve as a person.


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The Committee for ITU Policy (Com-ITU) of the European Conference of Postal and Telecommunications Administrations (CEPT), responsible for co-ordinating CEPT's engagement with the International Telecommunications Union (ITU), has announced on 23 September 2015 the appointment of Mr Manuel da Costa Cabral as the new Chairman of Com-ITU, a position which also includes the role of one of the three co-Presidents of CEPT.
Manuel da Costa Cabral has been working as External Affairs Expert at the Portuguese National Authority for Communications (ANACOM) since 2010. He has also gained some further regulatory experience while working as a Policy Officer for the European Commission in Brussels from 2008 to 2010. During his career, Mr da Costa Cabral has been involved in close cooperation with various international fora dedicated to telecommunications; in particular, he led the CEPT preparation and coordination for ITU World Conference on International Telecommunications (WCIT-12).
Mr da Costa Cabral was elected during the Com-ITU meeting held in Lisbon (23-25 September 2015). Thirty-one CEPT countries did participate in the election process to designate the successor of Mr Marcin Krasuski who has decided to step down at the end of his first three-year term as Chairman of Com-ITU.
Mr da Costa Cabral expressed his honour for being elected for COM-ITU's top job: "I can only feel honoured for being appointed to this position. Since I am following COM-ITU, I have dealt with two Chairman: Mr Anders Jönsson and Mr Marcin Krasuski. Both left a remarkable mark in the European Contribution to ITU. It will be a challenge to succeed them, but with the active support of colleagues, I am sure we will achieve our goals."
The outgoing Chairman, Mr. Marcin Krasuski, acknowledged the expertise and experience of Mr. da Costa Cabral and his valuable contribution to the work of Com-ITU to date. "I am confident that with such leadership the strong European voice will be heard at the global arena and I wish Mr da Costa Cabral every success in the new role as the next Com-ITU Chair."
At its next meeting in January 2016, Com-ITU will appoint its Vice-Chairmen since the current Vice-Chairmen, Mr. Frédéric Riehl of Switzerland and Dr. Ahmet Erdinç Çavuşoğlu of Turkey, will have completed their first three-year term.
1. The Committee for ITU Policy (Com-ITU) of the European Conference of Postal and Telecommunications Administrations (CEPT) is responsible organising CEPT's engagement with the ITU across many activities. In particular, the committee co-ordinates its members' positions for the ITU's Plenipotentiary Conferences, World Telecommunication Development Conferences, World Telecommunication Standardisation Assemblies, and various other meetings. However, CEPT positions for World Radiocommunication Conferences are co-ordinated by CEPT's Electronic Communications Committee (ECC).
2. CEPT is an organisation where policy makers and regulators from 48 countries across Europe collaborate to harmonise telecommunication, radio spectrum, and postal regulations to improve efficiency and co-ordination for the benefit of European society.
3. ITU (International Telecommunication Union) is the United Nations specialised agency for telecommunication. Read more at www.itu.int.
4. Com-ITU is supported by CEPT's Secretariat office, the European Communications Office (ECO), which is based in Copenhagen, Denmark.
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Hey LeAnn
It definitely gets easier as time goes on. It's been 2 months now since I lost Joshua and the only really horrible time recently was my 6 week PP appt. I think abut Joshua regularly every single day, he rarely leaves my thoughts but it's no longer that horrible emptiness anymore. Sometimes it's sadness thinking about how I'd planned for him to be with me for that moment (celebrating Halloween, planning a trip back home), sometimes I feel something like a belly rumble and smile while I remember how active he was while he was in my belly, and other times he's just there on the edge of my thoughts.
This is just another challenge life has thrown at us to deal with. As soon as I deal with my next challenge (my heart surgery), I know we can try again for another baby.
Just focus on the next thing and try to make sure you don't have any periods of sitting at home alone - that's the worst time.
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So a lot of you mommies have asked me what I cook my kids and what my kids eat and whether they eat the same food that I eat. It is really hard to make your kids eat sometimes let alone make them eat something healthy. My kids are all different and they are picky eaters. A couple of them like meat more, most like chicken and only one of them will eat fish. So what do I do?
I certainly cant make 3 different meals to suit each child. It will be a nightmare. They always enjoy the meals I make for myself and my husband. They seem to enjoy eating Quinoa now. But I honestly don't have them eating exactly what we eat. My husband and I tend to eat less carbs and more veggies and proteins. But our kids need it all. They are growing. So I do feed them everything so long as it is whole foods, not processed foods and very little treats.
An example is our favorite dish. The Green Beans Stew. I make this mostly using chunks of chicken breasts. But my eldest asked me to please make it this time with meat. Either way you go its still delicious and nutritious. I do make it with white rice for the kids and I cook quinoa for myself. I make enough to last a couple of days. They are great for left overs. My kids will eat this for a few days without complaining.
You can find the recipes for the green beans stew under Recipes and Entrée or just click here
I hope you enjoy making this for your kids and if you try it let me know! Stay tuned for more cooking for my kids posts. Cheers!


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