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Once you understand the fundamentals and advanced salesmanship techniques I teach, you will never be frustrated or intimidated by any new marketing channel or technology. You will know exactly how to write what needs to be written to make the sale, every time.
John Carlton's "Simple Writing System 2.0" Is Ready To Roll!
We've just released the updated and completely awesome NEW version of the famous Simple Writing System…
… and it's now ready for you to dive in and finally learn:
How To Write Everything You'll Ever Need To
Make Your Business Wildly Successful.
Here's what's up:
A few months ago my team and I reviewed every aspect of my long-running (and still extremely successful) Simple Writing System.
We dissected every minute of every lesson...
… every tip and every exercise...
… plus examined the comments and feedback supplied by thousands of SWS customers and students over the past eight years...
… looking for ways to improve, update and streamline everything.
Our goal was to make this already-successful program even better.
And, after months of review, research and debate...
… we headed off to an Arizona recording studio for a few grueling days of filming and production.
The result is stunning. And I'm now announcing the release of…
The Simple Writing System 2.0
Home Study Course
Some of it is brand-spanking new. And some of the wonderful original stuff we simply couldn't improve on remains.
For example, we kept every lesson, strategy, tactic and piece of advice that customers consistently tell us increases sales and conversions.
The SWS has been successfully applied to countless markets and every platform being used online and offline today (sales pages, VSLs, Facebook, webinars, email, squeeze pages, direct mail, print ads, PPC/AdWords,... just about everything used in modern marketing.)
Once you understand the fundamentals and advanced salesmanship techniques I teach, you will never be frustrated or intimidated by any new marketing channel or technology. You will know exactly how to write what needs to be written to make the sale.
However, in critical areas, we improved and streamlined several key lessons.
We did this by paying careful attention to what our students and teachers have told us about the SWS… and especially how it's impacted their lives and their businesses.
We were damn good at teaching people how to write killer copy 8 years ago... and we're much better at it now. (Yes, the process has even helped me – and multiple other top writers – dial up our skills dramatically.)
So we reviewed every lesson, every topic, and every exercise.
Where something could be improved or streamlined, we did that.
And we added some new lessons and topics to fill in the occasional holes in the original SWS. (The world has changed a bit in eight years… and we've been on top of every shift in how today's marketing works.)
We call this version of the SWS the "Home Study Course" because it's designed for you to go through on your own, at your own pace.
You do not have to be anywhere at a specific time and there are no deadlines.
Over the years, we've seen every possible approach – some folks go slow, some go fast, some cram it in over a few weekends, some commit an hour or two each week...
... and it all works.
Sign up today and here's what you'll get -
18 Video Lessons
Each one designed to move you quickly toward a total understanding and mastery of the sales-message-writing process.
I'll break down the exact process I use to craft winning sales messages.
I'll explain how and why you'll use each of my steps in your sales letters, videos, and ads.
I'll show you examples of winning ads, many of which ran successfully for years. (You'll be getting the full version of all of these ads. More on that below...)
Each video is HD quality. And, best of all, you'll be able to watch these videos any time you want... on any device you want... at your own pace... as many times as you want... from anywhere in the world. (More on this below, too.)
You'll learn to write sales copy by writing sales copy.
Each lesson gives you a chance to put your new skills to work by providing a short, fun, laser-focused exercise. These exercises show you exactly how to bring what you learned in the video to life.
Do these exercises (which I strongly recommend, but of course that's up to you)...
... and then include your new killer copy in your current website, emails, Facebook ads, etc and you can start closing more sales almost immediately.
Your notes are already done for you.
Included in your home study package is a comprehensive workbook that contains all the notes you'd ever want to take from my slides in the workshop.
PLUS -- and this is a BIG plus -- the workbook is also loaded with FULL examples of proven ads… so you can see exactly how each step fits into real-world marketing. There's no theory here. It's all hard-core reality-based info. (Most of these ads are mine, including my most sought-after stuff.)
That means this workbook (over 300 pages deep) is a fire-breathing SWIPE FILE of the best ads you'll ever lay your hands on... to copy, to use for inspiration, to rip from and use as blueprints.
In short...
... this system is a concise, packed-solid "one stop resource" for helping you write everything you'll ever need to write to make your business rock the bottom line.
But wait...
... there's more.
* Brand new in SWS 2.0 *
We've added this huge bonus
We're including the very best of Simple Writing System exercises and student / teacher Q&A from previous SWS Coaching Programs.
This means you'll also -- through this deep resource of seeing how others handled the SWS – gain insights and advice from SWS Coaches like me, David Garfinkel, David Deutsch, Kevin Rogers, Harlan Kilstein, Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero, "Million Dollar" Mike Morgan, Chris Haddad and other "A List" copywriters and marketers who have taught SWS classes over the years.
It's like having access to the wisdom and applied strategies of the best in the game…
… all laid out for you to use, learn from, and profit with.
When you complete the course, you're armed with the skills, insight, tactics and strategies of the best copywriters in the world. And you can now plow headfirst into your marketing, knowing you can write everything you need, whenever you need it.
And even if you hire a freelancer to write something for you, you'll know what the copy should look like. You'll be that freelancer's worst nightmare, because he'll be forced to give you his best stuff.
Ads, videos, websites, emails, speeches and sales pitches… every single thing you will ever need to make your bottom line hum, you will finally know how to create quickly, effectively, and with the mastery of a top writer.
What's more...
... you are not on the hook even a little bit by checking this system out,
Because you have a...
30 Day 100% Money-Back Guarantee.
Here's how it works:
- Order your Simple Writing System Home Study Course right now. Choose either one payment or the generous payment plan.
- You'll get immediate access to the video lessons so you can get started right away, if you like.
- Your SWS Workbook will be shipped to you soon as possible (usually within one business day).
- If at any time within the next 30 days you decide this system is not for you...
... simply return the workbook (in any condition)... and you will receive a prompt refund.
I bent over backwards to create this home study course -- literally pouring everything I know about systematically writing great sales messages into it.
It's worked for so many people, that I'm betting it will work for you, too... if you'll just give it the slightest chance. And if it doesn't... you get your refund, promptly and without hassle.
This means you really risk nothing.
So… how much is this new version?
You will be stunned at the bargain we've prepared for you here.
I'm expensive to hire. My hourly consulting rate is $2,500, my day rate runs up to $15,000, and negotiations for getting me to write an ad start at $30,000 plus royalties.
I am typically paid thousands just for showing up at events to speak. My blog, my books, even my Facebook page is devoured by thousands of people worldwide… all clamoring for more and more insight, advice and mentoring.
However, because the SWS is my heart and soul, we've decided to offer this at-home-do-it-yourself version at the ridiculously reasonable bargain rate of just
(Or $99 today if you want to take
advantage of our payment plan.)
Both the single payment and multi-payment options give you unlimited access to the training videos… forever. As long as we're in business streaming these SWS 2.0 videos and adding new bonuses, you'll have access to all of it.
24 hours a day. 7 days a week. 365 days a year.
From anywhere in the world (as long as you've got a device that can get online.)
Both my biz partner Stan Dahl and I have been in advertising, marketing, consulting, and teaching for over 30 years each now… and we have detailed plans to continue until we die (or civilization crumbles, the Grid collapses, the zombies arrive, etc.)
Short of that, you'll have unlimited access to the entire SWS Home Study Course any time you want, for as long as you want.
You can go through the course at your leisure now, return later for a refresher, or come by again and again just for specific help on whatever tactic or strategy you want.
There is no limit to your access.
How About a Lifetime of Free Bonus Training?
The fundamentals you learn with me can be applied to everything you need to make your biz successful… without exception. That's always been the case.
However, because past students requested more detail about these specific uses of the SWS, we'll be creating a series of bonus tutorials that will show you exactly how to apply your new killer salesmanship skills to pretty much every aspect of online and offline marketing.
We'll be adding these tutorials and others to the SWS Home Study course over the next several months. As we do, you'll get access to all of them... PLUS all updates and new bonuses as we add them in the years to come....
... for FREE. If you get started today.
You'll get The Simple Writing System For:
- Social Media (Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc.)
- Video Marketing (YouTube, Facebook, Snapchat, DailyMotion, etc.)
- Paid Advertising (AdWords and other ad networks)
- Webinars
- Opt-In Pages (so you'll capture more qualified leads)
- Video Sales Letters (VSLs)
- Email Marketing (to warm up and close your best prospects)
- Online Retail (Amazon, eBay, Etsy, etc.)
- Blogging & Content Marketing
- Direct Mail
- And whatever new and profitable platforms come along next.
I'm Also Tossing in a Full Membership to
The Marketing Rebel Insider's Club
That's right. You'll get 6 free months of full membership in the Marketing Rebel Insider's Club – the online one-stop resource for marketers, entrepreneurs, and copywriters that we've been hosting for years.
Here, you get:
- A rotating archive of proven ads and timeless marketing lessons, strategies, and examples. Each ad is backed up with commentary, insights, and an explanation of how it was created and why it worked (Swipe files of my ads alone have kick-started the careers of countless copywriters, and fueled the best years of oodles of entrepreneurs.)
- Unlimited chances to bend the ear of the entire Marketing Rebel Team on ANY biz, marketing, advertising, or even lifestyle questions. Would you like to have a place to turn to experienced marketers and small business owners who have been there and done that... ready to answer whatever questions you have on software, hiring, running a growing business... whatever else is holding you back? Inside the Marketing Rebel Insider's Club, that's exactly what you'll find.
- As a full-privileged member in the MRIC, you are eligible for being chosen for a private Hot Seat consult with Stan and me, which we do monthly. That's a full personal session with us, discussing your biz, your issues, your questions and sticking points. Clients who buy these Hot Seat consults shell out $2500 per session. For the MRIC members who get chosen, it's FREE. (All members have access to these sessions, so you'll benefit from these Hot Seats every month.)
This makes the MRIC a tremendous resource to have for advice and tactics on the details of running a business.
You'll find answers to any aspect of your online (and most offline) questions.
And it's all for free. If you're ready to stop thinking about it and you know it's time for you to learn the real-world skill of writing ads that sell.
To join, just hit this link.
You'll be well taken care of, as always.
Stay frosty,
P.S. One more thing – I almost forgot.
I'll also include the most requested report I've ever created – my original, uncensored "Power Words" collection.
I created this beast by combing through my entire archive of top ads, and pulling out the snarling phrases and specific words that pumped up the response rates.
World-class hooks and headlines RELY on using the exact right word to get your point across. And here is a deep collection of the language choices that have defined my now-legendary career.
For years now, professionals (and other insiders I know) have kept this report near their desks when writing the really important stuff. They read through it for inspiration and ideas on how to craft their own hooks, headlines and killer copy.
It's easily going to become your most-used "kick-starter" resource when you really need your copy to leap off the page and grab your reader.
If, for any reason, after trying the SWS you decide it's not for you, I'll let you keep my "Power Words" special report as a free gift. Just for giving The Simple Writing System Home Study Course a try.
Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero
"When my copywriting business was operating in the red, I bit the bullet and invested in John's stuff. Know what? I started making money. Lots of it. The subtle tweaks and step-by-step system I learned from John shot conversion rates through the roof. And I confidently raised my fees by 60% because of everything I learned from him... and my fees continue to rise."
[Disclosure: Lorrie has turned into such a successful copywriter and consultant that she's become a frequent Simple Writing System's Coach.]
Terry Dean
Boosted sales by 70%
"Your headline suggestion for one of my web sites boosted sales by 70%! This equals an extra $3,000 every month...from ONE simple change. Thanks."
April Morelock
"Two months ago I had little hope of making it in this business. Now, after taking John's specific advice, I'm quitting my day job and doing this full time."
Chris McCombs
Earning a High Six-Figures Annually Online
"Before I discovered John Carlton I had NO IDEA how to write good copy... and I'll admit I was pretty skeptical about investing in his programs because it just didn't seem possible that I would be able to influence people with print like John does.
Well let me tell you that John's teachings have not only helped me increase conversions by over 511%, but John has been one of the backbones to me earning a high six-figures annually online.
Not only do I use John's strategies in my sales copy and videos, but his tactics have also helped me develop a cult-like following on my blog, making my blog the #1 blog AND website in the world in my niche where I'm able to get as many as 8039 visitors to my blog in one day all from free traffic sources... THAT is the power of the influential writing tactics John showed me how to do.
I love waking up and seeing all the money roll in my bank account... even while I'm off doing whatever the hell it is I want to do"
Michael Norman
Free Money!
"Amazing! My web site conversion rate has nearly DOUBLED, just from what you've taught me. And guess what? Also following your advice, I tested a much higher price... and the conversion rate was not affected at all. That's FREE MONEY without any extra work! You were right, John."
Robert Pierce
"John has created millions in profit for us. We pitted his ads and letters against big-city ad agencies, PR firms, and writers with lots of awards... and John slaughtered them all. He consistently hits 'home runs' for us -- 20-to-1 return in profit is not unusual. He has saved our butts on several occasions.
Ken Glickman
"Great copywriters are proven because consumers vote with their money. That's why guys like John Carlton are so expensive, and so valuable. This is seriously important information for your business. There are only a handful of writers in John's league. I read his book as soon as I got my hands on it."
Michael Jans
"I study Carlton's copy like a 14 year-old boy reads Playboy. Completely dazzled, entranced and full of desire. I've read hundreds of books on marketing and copywriting and make my living with it... so I know how to separate the wheat from the chaff in this business. Every time I think I've hit the nail on the head with my copy, I read one of John's letters and realize how much farther I could go. Ouch... it hurts to say that... but it's true."
Gary Halbert
"John is the first guy I call when I have a marketing problem."
"His insights and marketing prowess are unparalleled among the working advertising experts I know... and I know them all. The money available, when you learn what insiders like John has to share, is just insane. In my book, there is John... and no one else is even close."
Joe Polish
"Phenomenal content. Of all the marketing, advertising and copywriting experts I pay attention to, John Carlton is by far the most articulate and passionate and knowledgeable (and funny). I get more value just from your hilarious, ballsy stories alone than from the serious efforts of most other gurus. Man, you've helped my advertising get wicked-good."
[Full Disclosure: Joe has been a trusted colleague for many years.]
Ken Calhoun
Sold Out The Show
"You inspired me to write a new pitch to my house list, using your tactics... and it generated a near-DOUBLE response rate (over 203 requests in under 24 hours, at $495 a pop). Sold out the show."
Tom Venuto
50% More Orders
My average order is 50% higher (and more) since I adopted your idea. I love your outlook, and your advice cracks me up while bringing in the results."
Craig Clemens
Thanks For Giving Me A Better Life
"Since 2005, your simple writing strategies have earned me and my clients millions. It all began when Eben Pagan shoved a copy of your course into my hands and said "Study every word and then write me some copy!" I was hooked, and got my hands on everything you produced.
My career as a copywriter has flourished since then, because you helped me understand the psychology behind a great sales message. In fact, just last month I booked a project that brought me a fat $15,000 (plus 5% of the gross sales in royalties)... and it took me just one week of work.
The beauty of writing sales copy is that it's not the writing that brings in the money... it's the knowledge of what to write about to get people to buy. And there is no one on earth who knows this -- and can teach it so you "get it" quickly -- better than John Carlton. Thanks, John, for giving me a better life."
Chris Haddad
"Hi. As I write this I'm richer than I ever thought I'd be, happier than I have any right to be . . . and have somehow become one of those "famous" copywriters who gets talked about on message boards, who's building a information business of my own that should hit 7-figures next year, and who's every letter and sales video gets mercilessly ripped off.
And it's all John Carlton's fault."
[Disclosure: Chris's business did hit 7-figures. He's been been a trusted associate for many years as well as a Simple Writing System instructor.]
Dr. Ken Newhouse
30% more business!
"You showed me how to take my marketing campaign over-the-top. Because of you I had to increase my fees three times. My income has tripled, and your techniques allowed me to develop a waiting list of clients that is 6 months long. When I saw some of the so-called industry greats sitting in your seminar, following you around like a Big Buck during breeding season, I knew I needed to suck as much info out of you as I could. What you teach is worth 1,000 times what you charge."
Daryl Thompson
"Quitting My Cushy 6-Figure Job"
"Our investment education business went from $50k a year in sales to over $200k in six months, thanks to John Carlton (and a hot webmaster from Houston). Thanks to what I've learned, I'm quitting my cushy six-figure a year job to go full-time in this new business!"
John Lane
30% Boost In Conversions
"I have been using some of the things John teaches in our email campaigns for our free workshop and our attendance each week has gone up by about 40%. I also used some of his suggestions in the power point for the free workshop and our conversion rate to the paid workshop has increased by about 30%. We were converting about 5% to a $1,297 workshop, now we are just under 7% conversion.
Dr. G.E. Nielsen
One Tip, One New Car
"On your advice, I edited my copy using your 'Action Verbs'. This killer strategy ALONE allowed me to buy a new car (for cash) after the first campaign!"
Caleb O'Dowd
Pure Gold
"I've written pieces that have pulled in millions of dollars. Yet, when I sit down to write copy, I pull out my swipe file of John Carlton's stuff, and study it like my life depended on it. He is one of the few true experts in advertising. Pure gold."
Jimmy Parent
I spent 8 weeks under John Carlton's torturous coaching in the SWS Coaching Program... and all I got from it was a quadrupled income. (And better sex, a perfect golf swing, the ability to use military combat strategies to steal rubber guns from unsuspecting assailants...☺) PLUS: Agora flying me to Baltimore in 2 weeks to talk about a writing job.
Rich Schefren
$287,000 The First Week!
"After listening to John for less than an hour, my mind caught fire and everything fell into place. I immediately produced my first sales letter ever... and it brought in $287,000 the first week! You can bet I seek out his advice every time I make a major business decision."
Lisa Wagner
Tripled Response!
"You know that new 'hook' you insisted I try in my sales pitch? It TRIPLED response! This translates into several hundred thousand dollars in sales over the coming year. You are on my Christmas gift list for life, dude."
Dan Kennedy
"John Carlton is a copywriter I would hire, and there are damn few of those. Further, I would pay to be in a room to learn from him, and there are even fewer people on that list."
Chris Payne
Profits Through The Roof
"I used Carlton's tactics in my advertising online, and profits went through the roof. That meant we could move into a bigger house, and I've kit it out with the most amazing high-tech gear. I would not be here today without John's help"
Markus Kuroda
"Studying John Carlton's writing, and adapting it to Japanese culture, has allowed me to dominate an entire Asian market. It's just unbelievable what you can do when you learn what's in John's amazing bag of tricks."
Alex Mandossian
John Carlton is a world-class copywriter, teacher, and trainer.
He doesn't just tell you how to do it. He doesn't just show you how to do it. He involves you so you learn and you burn those ideas into your mind so that you pick up his strategies and techniques... and the way to apply the psychology of world-class copy.
Most copywriters just write about writing copy. John shows you how to get deep... How to bury your mind into the mind of your prospect.
I want to thank John Carlton from the bottom of my heart. I give John my highest endorsement.
Joshua Maher
I was made redundant from my job the day after I signed up for Simple Writing System with John - and it's the best thing that ever happened to me.
Within a few days of taking this course, it was clear I never had to apply for another 9-5 position again.
After the SWS and John's coaching (and sometimes... outright slaps upside the head), I've now got the tools to write a winning sales message ingrained in me.
Success in my freelance copywriting career - and happiness in life - will all come back to what I learned from John.
That's not an overstatement... there's a reason he's referred to as "the best copywriting teacher on the planet."
I immediately started putting what I learned into practice, earning thousands of dollars before I was even finished the course.
The price of entry is literally a bargain for the transformation that will occur in your writing and business.
If you're serious about taking your copywriting skills up to the level of "scary good", I can't recommend the Simple Writing System Coaching Program enough.
David Deutsch
Million Dollar Confession
Early in my career, I had the good fortune to discover John Carlton -- and he deserves much of the credit for my success as a freelancer. I hereby confess that many of the ideas behind the million-dollar controls I've written can be directly traced to what I learned or stole from John."
James Curley
"Forget College -- Study John's Advice"
"What I learned in an afternoon from John allowed me to earn more money than did my entire college education. I can't tell you how dramatically this has changed my life! My ads now cook and pull like crazy."
[Full Disclosure: James is a partner at a former client of mine, and he's gotten so good that I've both hired him to write for my business, and asked him to be a teacher in the Simple Writing System Coaching Program.]."
John Reese
"John Carlton is one of the best marketers in marketing HISTORY. I have learned a ton from him... and you should soak up everything from him that you can. It will only help you make more money from your Internet marketing efforts."
[Full Disclosure: We did not know or work with John Reese when he sent in this quote. We are now affiliates and colleagues.]
Craig Forte
Making Crime Pay
"Who says crime doesn't pay? John let me 'steal' one of his ad headlines for a seminar I was holding... netting me a cool $251,771 in just 3 days. I don't know any decent marketer who would be caught dead without John's help."
Matt Marshall
Carlton Got Me FIRED
"I had a cush job at one of the world's largest ad agencies. Then I found John's materials, and discovered the how to SELL, not just win awards. The agency hated my new style and gave me the boot. Which was a good thing -- my first year on my own, I'm on pace to earn FOUR TIMES my yearly salary at the agency. Thanks, John."
Harlan Kilstein
Million-Dollar Advice
"John's first critique of my copy was a shock -- I thought I was pretty darned good, but he told me to rip it up and start over from scratch, using his specific advice.
I'm glad I had the sense to listen -- my first year, with John's advice stinging in my ears, I earned over $350,000. And this year, I'm bringing in a cool million."
Disclosure: Harlan's arguably John Carlton's most tenacious and successful student. He's one of the Simple Writing System's top coaches.
Chris Rabalais
Just One Tip Multiplied Response
"Using just ONE tip John gave us increased our mail response by 32%. This means an additional $2,000 in profit for every 1000 letters."
Perry Marshall
"John's input on my website increased my flow of sales leads by 50%. Also, his advice to trash my sales letter and start fresh (with very specific instructions on how to do it) DOUBLED my sales conversion rate! He was right -- this gets exciting, fast."
Frank Kern
"When John talks about changing your life, he's not kidding around."
"Just before the famous StomperNet launch, everything was in doubt. We cornered John for advice, and in just a few minutes he provided such clarity that the fog melted away... and I was finally able to write the pitch that made Internet marketing history, with record results.
That's twice he's helped me -- long ago, when I was broke, clueless and desperate, I somehow found John's 'Kick Ass' course... and halfway through, a calm confidence came over me. I told my wife that everything was going to be all right, because this really made sense. When John talks about changing your life, he's not kidding around."
[Full Disclosure: We received this quote from Frank before he was "the Frank Kern", the well-known marketing expert. I had yet to meet him when he first bought and read my course. We are now colleagues and recommend each other's materials.]
Jeff Gardner
Massive Breakthrough Generates $70,000
"I had a massive breakthrough reading your stuff, John. Over the last 14 days, what you taught me generated an extra 20,979 in sales! Thanks again."
(Update: "After a full month, my take is now $70,000! Note to self: Follow John's advice!")
Antony Ruffin
Write More Effective Copy, In Less Time
"Everything was great. Being able to do it on my own time was a plus. The videos were high quality and the workbook has information that I have used to get good results…The Simple Writing System gave me a blue print where I can focus my efforts on each step of the puzzle. Now I can write more effective copy in less time. It gives me the ability to write my own sales letters without using someone else's work as a template for the whole thing"
Chris Milkie
In the middle of the SWS I reinvented an ad for a weight loss biz and the phones went from lukewarm to SIZZLIN'.
Thank you John!!
Ben Cummings
"I Stalk Your Ads"
"Dear John: Your strategies have made me hundreds of thousands of dollars. I consider your copywriting to be so influential on my success, that I've literally stalked your ads and sales letters, purchased countless products and services to get on lists... solely so I could collect (and study) the sales letters that you write. This practice has been like a real-world 'Harvard Business School' education for me. And I know dozens of millionaire business people and successful "guru's" that quietly keep an eye on you, follow all that you do, and consider you a major influence on their success."
Andrew Rondeau
Best Investment I've Ever Made
"Best value course I have ever purchased... overall - great course, great value for money, expert feedback - I liked the structure. I have spent thousands of dollars on "internet related" products and in the past I have been personally mentored by not one but 2 'world famous' Internet Marketers (who charge even more thousands of dollars)...and this SWS course beats everything...it is the BEST EVER investment I made. I tell you what really pisses me off - I have spent thousands of dollars being mentored by so-called 'famous household' Internet Marketers and not one of them has suggested what you have John, not one!"
Stacey Morgenstern
"John promises a lot in the SWS. You get 200%. I don't even know how to calculate the ROI on this one. I am only half way through the course and one specific tactic I've used this week has generated at least $2,000 in passive revenue - and that was the FIRST time I tried it!"
John Orban
I've got to say, this SWS stuff is lightning in a bottle! I never even knew this world existed a year ago. I feel like I'm walking with giants! THANK YOU!
Chris McCombs
Earning a High Six-Figures Annually Online
"Before I discovered John Carlton I had NO IDEA how to write good copy... and I'll admit I was pretty skeptical about investing in his programs because it just didn't seem possible that I would be able to influence people with print like John does.
Well let me tell you that John's teachings have not only helped me increase conversions by over 511%, but John has been one of the backbones to me earning a high six-figures annually online.
Not only do I use John's strategies in my sales copy and videos, but his tactics have also helped me develop a cult-like following on my blog, making my blog the #1 blog AND website in the world in my niche where I'm able to get as many as 8039 visitors to my blog in one day all from free traffic sources... THAT is the power of the influential writing tactics John showed me how to do.
I love waking up and seeing all the money roll in my bank account... even while I'm off doing whatever the hell it is I want to do"
Jorge Garcia
"The SWS is an unbelievable, bullet-proof plan for composing the hands-down best copy I've ever written."
"I've been in the freelancing game for 7 years now and always had trouble putting things together. I've got it all: ADHD OCD BP ETC, so perfectionism and a short attention span blasted my workflow to pieces with my previous clients. SWS forces me to sit down, focus on making the cogs, and helps me put together a selling machine.
In ONE DAY I tweaked my Upwork.com profile and I started getting inundated with work requests. It was like no other copywriter had a page quite as sharp as mine. My request inbox was so loaded up I had to turn down several jobs a week. Upwork gave me top-rated status the following week based on how much work and 5-star ratings I was getting. I had to start sending people to my website to get in line for a chance to work with me.
Now I'm charging three times my previous hourly rate and clients are paying my per-project fee. I can't thank you enough for this system. As a fiction writer turned copywriter, it is the one writing tutorial that's actually worked for someone with my thinking patterns.
You should change the acronym from SWS to ROI. I'm making three times as much on freelance projects as I used to and now I HAVE TO TURN DOWN JOBS ON A WEEKLY BASIS. My new copy is bursting at the seams with an irresistible voice and pinpoint salesmanship and people are seeking ME out to work with them (and paying me much more than the other guys). No other book or course comes close. This is the end-all, be-all for copywriting courses.
Thanks a ton for everything."
Kevin Hill
$340,000 in 7 Days
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MIAMI -- For 15 minutes John Smoltz threw in the bullpen at Pro Player Stadium and when he was finished the disappointment was apparent on his face.
The right-hander, scheduled to return to the rotation Saturday against the Phillies, wouldn't commit to the start after a bullpen session that left him feeling frustrated.
''I didn't throw my best side session,'' he said. ''Just trying to exercise my arm, gear up and get ready for the game. I always expect more. It's been a rollercoaster, that's all. I don't know how it's going to feel. I'd like to think I'm not in a hurry, but that's hard to do.''
Smoltz threw all his pitches and while he wouldn't admit he felt any pain in his right elbow, he also was obviously distressed by the lack of quality of his fastball, slider and changeup.
''We'll let a couple of days go by and see what happens,'' he said.
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For the last few months the Braves have relied on Ozzie Guillen and Eddie Perez for updates on Andres Galarraga's battle against lymphoma.
They got a chance to see for themselves Wednesday evening when the first baseman dropped by during batting practice and immediately started helping Perez with his swing.
Appearing fit and wearing his usual smile, Galarraga said he will undergo radiation treatment five times a week for the next three or four weeks and hopes to rejoin the club in a coach/advisor/counselor capacity by the middle of August.
''It feels strange being away from the game,'' he said. ''I've been playing in the minor leagues and big leagues for the last 20 years. (Not playing) makes me uncomfortable. The good thing is I'm spending more time with my family, but believe me, I want to be on the field.''
Doctors have told Galarraga the tumor is virtually gone and the radiation will wipe out the last traces of it. He's begun working out four times a week, walking and riding a stationary bike, but hasn't begun weight lifting yet because the bone in his back remains weak and doctors are afraid of injuring it.
Asked if he hoped to play this season, Galarraga smiled and said, ''I want to take a shot this year, but that's too difficult. So, it's better to take it easy and make (my back) strong for next year.''
Boone rests
Second baseman Bret Boone wasn't in Wednesday's lineup for two reasons. First, he was 0-for-13 against the Blue Jays and is hitting .206 this month. Also, he jammed his right big toe on first base in his last at-bat in Tuesday night's game and spent much of Wednesday afternoon soaking it in the trainers room.
''It's a turf toe that acts up from time to time,'' he said. ''I don't mind (not playing). It's good for my toe to rest it.''
Klesko in lineup
Ryan Klesko tested his sore back before Wednesday's game and decided he could play. He wasn't at 100 percent, but some pain pills and the warm weather helped loosen up his muscles.
''It grabbed a couple of times,'' Klesko said after taking some swings in batting practice, ''but it's nothing I couldn't handle. It's going to be sore for awhile. As long as it doesn't get any worse, I can keep going.''
If you were wondering
If you were wondering if Atlanta pitchers have ever yielded grand slams in consecutive games before, the answer is yes. The only other time it happened in Atlanta history was on Sept. 12, 1974 in a doubleheader against the Reds. Cesar Geronimo hit one in the first game against Ron Reed, then Johnny Bench clobbered another off Lew Krause in the second game.
Moore promoted
Dayton Moore, who has served as the club's assistant director of scouting since November 1996, has been promoted to assistant director of scouting and player development.
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Quinoa and Salmon Salad
What you'll need:
1/4 cup quinoa, rinsed well
3 cups mixed baby greens or watercress
1/2 cup cherry tomatoes, halved
1 small carrot, sliced into matchsticks
1/4 red onion, thinly sliced
1 pouch (7.1 ounces) pink salmon, flaked
2 Tbsp olive oil
1 Tbsp lemon juice
How to make it:
1. Bring 2/3 cup water to a boil in a small saucepan. Add the quinoa and return to a boil. Reduce the heat to low, cover, and simmer for 15 minutes or until tender and the liquid has evaporated.
2. Divide greens and vegetables between two salad plates. Top with the quinoa mixture and salmon. Drizzle with olive oil and lemon juice and salt and pepper to taste.
Makes 2 servings. Per serving: 380 cals, 21 g fat (3.5 g sat), 23 g carbs, 105 mg sodium, 5 g fiber, 29 g protein
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- Series
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- Character
- Commander Shepard
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- 2012
- Construction Difficulty:
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- Costume worn at:
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About this Costume
- Construction Details:
Made both armors in about 4 weeks from drafting to construction the first time around. I am not happy with them will be remaking quite a bit of both.
Made out of EVA foam, the mat kinds, 1/4" closed cell foam, and hot glue. I heated with heat guns, cut with an X-acto knife, but these have to be right first time you cannot clean up the edges. I recommend scroll saw or band saw if you cannot make clean precise cuts. The boobies I made a mold for, heated it and hand formed it, took both of us to do this. I then turned them over to Turi for paint.
For more details please refer to EvilFX's blog and Volpin Props, they both have more details and PICTURES on building part.
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- EVA foam is not my favorite thing to work with, I am not happy with this not one bit will be fixing it up, remaking a lot before I wear it again.
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Head coach Jon DeHay watched as his Cicero-North Syracuse girls volleyball team dropped the third set of Thursday night's Section III Class AA semifinal at Fayetteville-Manlius and had to wonder if an old, familiar tale was repeating itself.
Each of the last four years, the Northstars had reached the semifinal round, only to be stopped, something made more painful by the fact that CNS annually hosts the sectional finals and could only watch as a spectator.
This time, though, the no. 3 seed Northstars would turn it around, using its power and poise to rally past the Hornets in five sets and advance to next Wednesday's title match in its home gym.
Normally, when a match like this goes all five sets, it features close competition for a good portion of the night. However, that didn't transpire here, as the team that won the first point of each set went on to win on all five occasions.
Looking to avenge a five-set defeat to F-M on Oct. 11, the Northstars gained the first four points of the match. Though the Hornets closed within 11-9, CNS regained a margin as large as seven points before claiming the opening set 25-19.
F-M reversed the trend, never trailing in the second set as, this time, CNS was within 11-9 before the Hornets gradually pulled away in a 25-17 decision. That even trade was followed by a one-sided third set where F-M blitzed the Northstars, leading by as much as 15 points in a 25-12 romp.
Once that was done, said DeHay, he implored his players to "do what we do best. They had the talent. It's just a matter of showing it."
Sure enough, in the fourth set CNS, bolstered by lots of front-line power, notched the first four points, just as in the first set, and had the margin to double digits before closing with a 6-1 push to stretch it to 25-10, and the match went to the final set.
Once there, CNS again would not trail after getting the first three points. Once ahead 14-8 and 16-10, the Northstars saw F-M whittle the margin to a single point, 21-20, before Alexis Rios served it into the net. The Hornets never got closer as CNS won the match 25-22.
On the back line, Lindsey Silfer had 18 assists, five blocks, five digs and three kills, while Amy Van Hoven earned 16 assists, seven kills and five digs. Adrianna Patzer had a team-best 10 kills, with Carly Rebecchi adding nine kills and libero Emily Becker recording 10 digs.
CNS started out as the no. 3 seed, hosting no. 6 seed Central Square in last Tuesday's AA quarterfinal and sweeping past the Red Hawks 25-9, 25-8, 25-20.
Becker, recording five aces, set the tone for her teammates as Van Hoven and Silfer led the Northstars in kills and assists. Both of them had six kills as Silfer put up 14 assists and Van Hoven added nine assists, plus four digs. Patzer, Rebecchi, Cara Gannett and Jenna Tartaro each recorded three kills, with Patzer adding three blocks.
Liverpool, as the no. 5 seed, saw its season end in the same quarterfinal round, as no. 4 seed Oswego eliminated the Warriors in four sets.
The Buccaneers dominated each of the first two sets, 25-13 and 25-16. Liverpool did take the third set 25-15 and nearly pushed the match to the limit, but Oswego held on, 26-24, in the fourth set.
Dorothy Rosekrans finished with nine kills, while Stephanie Mumpton had six kills. Meghan Stonebarger had 21 assists and Rachel Ruggaber contributed seven digs. Cassi McCrum had three aces. Alexa Healy led Oswego with 36 assists, feeding to a front line where Cydney Ward (13 kills), Kelsey Ross (nine kills) and Cortnie Purce (eight kills) all contributed.
On Wednesday night, the CNS boys volleyball season ended as, in the AA semifinals, it lost a five-set battle to no. 2 seed Baldwinsville.
Swept three times by the Bees in the regular season, the Northstars appeared to be gaining revenge when it dominated the first set 25-14 and, after B'ville took the second set 25-16, tore through the third set 25-18.
But that 2-1 lead did not last, as B'ville squeaked out the fourth set 25-23 and also claimed the final set 25-21. All this came despite Billy Werksman earning 21 kills, four aces and four digs as Justin Collins gained 36 assists.
Joel Brousseau, with seven kills, and Alex Brodhead, with six kills, offered front-line support. Ryan Shelton (40 assists) and Ryan Zbikowski (17 kills) led B'ville's effort.
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Tigers wrap up team play in tennis
The Morris Area tennis team lost 4-3 to West Central Area Monday in the play-in match of the Section 6A tournament.
Several matches were close, with four Tigers recording victories. Krista Matthews-Saugstad won at first singles, Abby Olson won at second singles, and the pair of Darcey Aronson and Carly Gullickson won at first doubles.
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1st: Krista Matthews-Saugstad defeated Jasmyn Sutton 6-1, 5-7, 6-3
2nd: Abby Olson defeated Carlie Loeks 4-6, 6-2, 6-2
3rd: Megan Wagner was defeated by Krista Paulson 1-6, 6-2, 6-2
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1st: Darcey Aronson/Carly Gullickson defeated Alayna McLaughlin/Savanna Westrom 6-4, 7-6 (7-5)
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Lil Wayne, the 30-year-old rapper born Dewayne Carter, took time at a recent Nashville, Tenn. concert to apologize to the family of Emmett Till after the slain teenager's family questioned his previous expression of regret.
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Earlier this year, Wayne issued a letter to Till's family for using the black teenager who was killed in 1955 as a metaphor for a sexual references in a remix of the song "Karate Chop."
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The World Bank warned that delaying or halting aid to Egypt would have serious ramifications on the balance of payments, due to low levels of cash reserves.
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Knott- EMERITUS (5)You'll sit alone forever, if you wait for the right time......FlawedPerfection EMERITUS (4)...Mongi123 CONTRIBUTOR (4)A great followup that expands upon everything that JEW did well on Bleed American....DaveyBoy STAFF (4)Expands on the qualities of 'Bleed American' by showing the band's growth and maturity, bo...
SowingSeason STAFF (4.5)Donât give away the endâ¦the one thing that stays mine....Artuma (3.5)An inconsistent yet well-done rock album compromising the differences between its two pred...jazza225 (4.5)After Bleed American, a great mainstream success for Jimmy Eat World, with the singles 'Sw...toxin. (5)The soundtrack to my... something....
Wicked, i'm chuffed you've reviewed this album, because i've just last week become a big big fan of Bleed American. This'll be on my 'to get' list, cheers.
I wanted to pick up this album today, but I got FATA - Fiction We Live instead.
I'll check out some of the recommended songs.
nice review. :thumb:
might buy it for christmas, as a present, which shall be burned onto a blank cd or something.
Album Rating: 3.0There's someone else who actually likes "Night Drive"? Amazing! Everyone I've talked to hates that song.
I love "Kill," especially the demo on the bonus CD where Jim's voice cracks at the "Oh God please don't" part, so I have to disagree with you that it's a skippable track. It seems as if Jim's songwriting has become less consistent since Clarity came out. He tries too hard to rhyme on this album and, while there is plenty of good songwriting, the rhyming cheapens the whole.
In any case, I love the album. 3.5/5 from me with Clarity instead meriting the 4.5/5.
Album Rating: 4.0Great review, this album is great though i dont agree with the score you gave Kill, i also think 23 is a great track.
awesome cd, with heartwrenching melodies(and rythems), i love futures, kill, pain, and 23 so much. 23's guitar jamming toward the end just does something to you when you turn it up so loud, its like your there. this cd is great but i guess there is just is no way that anything can top clarity, its just frozen in time and a reference point for anything JEW, or even anything emo in my mind.
great album! nice review
This album is great. Some songs I dislike but the ones I like make up for them.
It's a good album to have on in the background because it's very accessable. My favourite song is '23'. It's beautiful.
I have Pain now and it's a great song. I doubt I'll buy the album though.
Album Rating: 4.0Hmmm - great, great album - the best emo band in the world? probably...
/waits for controversy.
Amazing album...
...Enough said.
Shyte review.
The album however... well I dunno, havn't heard it.
[QUOTE=rise_against_99]11. 23 - 7:25 - Well, this is it, yes its the last song on the cd but it is also one of the longest songs ive ever heard! Its not like its bad, but 7 MINUTES![/QUOTE]
Seven minutes!
Wow! That KIKS AZZ!!!!1!!11!
That review lowered my IQ.
Threads merged. And ease up, guys. Don't post just to say "this review/album sucks". By all means post to criticise, but constructively, please.
Album Rating: 3.5JEW surprised me with this true jem. I was lucky enough to find the limited edition 2-cd set with one cd being the demo versions of the tracks that made up Futures.
Night Drive and Nothingwrong are my favs.
i love JEW and this album wasnt a disapointment at all, but it still does not beat clarity, i think that will be their best album they will eva do, if they prove me wrong even better. best songs kill and work.
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Futures is a brilliant album. i just saw them live a few days ago at milton keynes and they were brilliant there to. i was sort of dissapointed because it seems that they didnt have an equal balance of slow songs and fast songs. on this album i thought that there were to many slow songs.
overal id say it was a 3.5
I like this cd. i like the songs work, pain, the world you love, and nothingwrong. awesome review.
Album Rating: 4.5Love this album alot! I listened to Kill and Work sooooo many times, great songwriting here as Jimmy Eat World explores the darker side of their music.
Album Rating: 4.0This was the album that really got me hooked on JEW. I like every song on this, except Night Drive (which isn't a terribly bad song). 23 is my favorite song on this and my favorite JEW song. Also, Kill was one of the best on the album and I don't think there is a let down in any of the first 4 songs. Sorry to disagree but good review otherwise (Kif's review not the other one).
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PAOLINO, Bruno Monção et al. Interleukin-10 production during pregnancy reduces HIV-1 replicaction in cultures of maternal lymphocytes. Rev. Bras. Ginecol. Obstet. [online]. 2005, vol.27, n.7, pp.393-400. ISSN 0100-7203. http://dx.doi.org/10.1590/S0100-72032005000700005.
PURPOSE: to evaluate T cell proliferation and cytokine production in HIV-1-infected pregnant women and their impact on in vitro virus replication. METHODS: peripheral blood from 12 HIV-1-infected pregnant women and from their neonates was collected. As control, 10 samples from non-infected pregnants were also colleted. The CD4+ and CD8+ T cell counts were assayed by flow cytometry. Peripheral blood mononuclear cells (PBMC) and plasma were obtained by centrifugation with and without Ficoll-Hypaque gradient, respectively. The freshly purified PBMC were kept in cultures for seven days with PHA plus r-IL-2, and the lymphoproliferative response was assayed by Trypan blue dye exclusion. In some experiments we added anti-IL-10 monoclonal antibody. The plasma samples and supernatants from cell cultures were stored to determine both peripheral cytokine levels, by ELISA sandwich, and viral load, by RT-PCR. RESULTS: the results showed that the lymphoproliferative response was smaller in cultures obtained from HIV-1-infected women than in control cultures [4.2±0.37 vs 2.4±0.56 (x 106 cell/mL), p<0.005]. In both control and infected pregnant women who had low plasma viral load, the level of IL-10 was higher than in those with high viral replication (9.790±3.224 vs 1.256±350 pg/mL, p=0.002). The elevated TNF-a production detected in serum (7.200±2.440 pg/mL) and supernatants (21.350±15.230 pg/mL) was associated with higher plasma viral loads and vertical infection. The IL-10 blockade by anti-IL-10 antibodies augmented viral replication in the cell cultures. CONCLUSION: these results indicate that IL-10 production exerts a negative influence on virus replication, diminishing the probability of intrauterine HIV-1 infection.
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