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Sooo… this may or may not have been seen on a Pinterest board. The truth behind it stands, though. And, for the most part, girls and women everywhere tend to agree. Some would even dare to try these unique hair colors themselves. The truth is that the choice of rocking an unusual color comes down to whether or not it's suitable for the workplace environment.
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An intense, bold shade of blue might be just what you need to get you out of daily routine. Trends seem to favor the pastel shades more, but fear not: intense blue-colored hair looks more fun and flirty.
Pair it with: If you're going for contrast, your best bets are red or orange clothes. Better yet, choose a monochrome outfit (black or grey) and add a pop of orange. You will light up the city with your look!
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Pair it with: You can either go for color-coordination, and wear a top in a similar hue, or go for complete contrast (think: mint) and allow the color to stand out by itself. Perfect!
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Pair it with: White tops will help any shade of purple hair stand out. Remember: purple hair will heavily contrast with any shade of yellow clothing, so choose wisely.
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You don't have to wait until you're sixty to enjoy a full head of silver hair. Out of all the unique hair colors, this might actually be the most natural one – if it weren't for the age factor. Regardless, silver hair can look superb on the younger generation, provided it's done properly. As with a blonde dye, consider your skin tone. You wouldn't want it to be in sharp contrast to the hair.
Pair it with: As it is a rather neutral color, silver hair pretty much goes with any other colors under the sun and looks especially lovely with a white top. Chic!
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Multi-Colored, Rainbow Hair
Last, but certainly not least, multi-colored hair is the most creative choice out of all of these unique hair colors. And there are A LOT of options! From wild mixes of blue and green to violet and blue, from orange and pink to teal and purple, they are all like colorful candy.
Pair it with: With such a wild mix of colors, you'll probably want to keep the rest of your outfit toned down and neutral. Blacks, whites and greys will be your best friends if you want to showcase your beautiful unicorn hair. After all, such a blend of unique hair colors should be celebrated, over and over again.

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How To Naturalize Sensory Consciousness and Intentionality Within A Process Monism With Normativity Gradient
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- Subtitle:
- A Reading of Sellars
- 10.1093/acprof:oso/9780198766872.003.00010
- Abstract:
- In this paper I reconstruct central parts of Sellars' philosophy of mind and show that his treatment of sensory consciousness and intentionality appears much more plausible once we pay heed to his commitment to a process monism. The standard interpretation of Sellars largely overlooks this commitment and attributes to Sellars a metaphysical bifurcation into a 'causal order' and the 'space of reasons'. Against this I show that Sellars can be read as championing a process monism with different types of processing at different levels of complexity, where linear mechanistic causation is only one of many forms of process architectures that realize non-linear causation. Nowadays, with the benefit of scientific hindsight in embodied cognition and dynamic systems theory, it should be easier to recognize that Sellars' philosophy has the Gestalt of a process monism with levels of increasingly more complex forms of processing that work up significances in ever wider regulatory contexts, with physiological signals at one extreme and normative content at the other. Within human organisms processing at the level of mechanistic causation is embedded in a series of more emcompassing process architectures that can be associated with more or less rudimentary forms of sensing, map-making, navigating, imaging, mental languaging, verbal languaging, and scientific research. I argue that the logical irreducibility of normative content is merely temporary—if content is functioning, science will, in the long run, provide us with definitions for the process architectures that realize such functioning. I also show that some of Sellars' most puzzling moves, such his insistence on sensa and his flatus voci theory of predication, appear well-motivated once we understand the centrality of his 'reduction principle,' i.e., Sellars' criterion for which entities can be said to be real. Sellars saw that the reduction principle can only be retained if it is combined with an ontology of pure processes , i.e., occurrings that in their occurring are 'ways' of occurring that make a difference. Only with an ontology of pure processes can one solve the deepest problem for a naturalist approach: how to bring information—from difference making to normative content—into nature.
- 9780198766872, 9780191079474
- Type:
- Book chapter
- Language:
- English
- Published in:
- Sellars and His Legacy, 2016, p. 187-221
- Main Research Area:
- Humanities
- Publication Status:
- Published
- Review type:
- Peer Review
- Publisher:
- Oxford University Press
- Submission year:
- 2016
- Scientific Level:
- Scientific
- 2185839326


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Have you spent much time in the hospital or visiting doctors? Healthcare workers seem to have their own code and speak their own language at times. Overhearing their conversations, which often include abbreviations and acronyms, can make your head spin. It's not uncommon to feel like interjecting, "What does that stand for?" Worry no more. We've compiled this handy reference.

Terminology

A knowledge of medical terminology related to arthritis is important so that you can be a partner in your own healthcare. Communicating with doctors, nurses, and technicians is made easier if you have a good grasp of medical jargon. You will relax and feel more in control when you feel your healthcare team is talking to you and not talking above you and your level of comprehension.

One of our readers pointed out the value of medical terminology courses. The person wrote, "When I first got hurt, and realized that I couldn't understand anything my docs were telling me, or anything about the reports that I was getting back from them, I took a correspondence course on Medical Terminology. The course has been a life saver for me, and has given me an advantage, being able to fully understand what is being said to, and about, me."

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The following compilation of acronyms correlates with the various types of arthritis, as well as the tests and treatments which are associated with arthritic diseases. Use the list as a reference while you familiarize yourself with the "arthri-lingo" which often is used as a shortcut for hard-to-say, hard-to-spell medical terms.

It is common to see arthritis online community members use "arthri-lingo" and "cyberlingo" as they communicate. As newly diagnosed arthritis patients learn the lingo, their understanding of what is being discussed will surely be enhanced.

Diseases and Conditions

AOSD - Adult Onset Still's Disease

AS - Ankylosing Spondylitis

AVN - Avascular Necrosis

CPPD - Calcium pyrophosphate dihydrate

CTS - Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

CREST - Calcinosis, Raynauds, Esophagus disease, Sclerodactyly, Telangiectasia

DDD - Degenerative Disk Disease

DISH - Diffuse Idiopathic Skeletal Hyperostosis

DJD - Degenerative Joint Disease

EDS - Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome

FMS - Fibromyalgia Syndrome

IBS - Irritable Bowel Syndrome

JRA - Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis

JH - Joint Hypermobility

MCTD - Mixed Connective Tissue Disease

OA - Osteoarthritis

PMR - Polymyalgia Rheumatica

PA - Psoriatic Arthritis

RA - Rheumatoid Arthritis

RSD - Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy

RLS - Restless Leg Syndrome

RSI - Repetitive Strain Injury

SLE - Systemic Lupus Erythematosus

SS - Sjogren's Syndrome

TMJ - Temperomandibular Joints

UCTS - Undifferentiated Connective Tissue Syndrome

Medications

ASA - Acetyl salicylic acid (aspirin)

COX - Cyclooxygenase Inhibitors

DMARDs - Disease-modifying anti-rheumatic drugs

MTX - Methotrexate

NSAIDs - Nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs

Supplements

DMSO - Dimethyl sulfoxide

MSM - Methylsulfonylmethane

SAM-e - S-adenosyl-methionine


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Get an overview of this hotelHotel in Bangor with free breakfast and restaurant
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Located in the heart of Bangor, this hotel is within a 10-minute walk of Paul Bunyan Statue, Beal College, and Bangor Raceway. Cross Insurance Center and Darling's Waterfront Pavilion are also within 1 mi (2 km).
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This smoke-free hotel features a restaurant, a bar/lounge, and a 24-hour business center. Free continental breakfast is provided, as well as free WiFi in public areas, free self parking, and a free casino shuttle. Other amenities include coffee/tea in a common area, dry cleaning, and laundry facilities.
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Fireside Inn & Suites
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Hotel Amenities
The hotel offers a restaurant. A bar/lounge is on site where guests can unwind with a drink. Guests can enjoy a complimentary breakfast each morning. Wireless Internet access is complimentary.
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- Free breakfast
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- Total number of rooms - 51
- 24-hour front desk
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- Gift shops or newsstand
- Dry cleaning/laundry service
- Number of floors - 2
- Bar/lounge
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Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
Available in some public areas: Free WiFi
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- Rollaway/extra beds (surcharge)
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The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.
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Greetings, fellow Americans. Karl Rove here.
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- Ethics Are For Schmucks
- Joseph Goebbels 10 Steps To Schmoozing Everyone
- Why Lincoln's Statement "You can't fool all the people all the time" Is A Handicap Needing To Be Overcome. (I sincerely believe that if a person tries hard enough he CAN learn to fool ALL the people All the time. )
- Making Yourself Look Good By Making Your Opponent Look Bad. (The only real way to win anything!)
- Getting A Good Front Man In Political Office To Divert Everyone's Attention While We Manipulate Things From Behind The Scenes. (We almost had this down to perfection in the golden years of the Bush/Cheney domination.)
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Remember, to be successful the Karl Rove way, use the key word: L-I-E-S.
L = Less work
I = Intelligent reorientation of the truth.
E = Effective scheming.
S = Spice up the story.
To get ahead of the game as a far right wing idealist, one cannot be tripping over such things as 'having a conscience' or 'being moral.' 'Being moral' is something we'll leave to the preachers to preach to keep the masses under control.
One very important thing to remember — keep yourself in the background as much as possible. You can't be a good weasel if everyone sees what you are doing!
Be sure to buy my book now! I can never have enough money or compliant followers!
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Halloween II (1981)
Directed by
Rick Rosenthal
Debra Hill & John Carpenter
Jamie Lee Curtis
Laurie Strode
Donald Pleasance
Sam Loomis
Charles Cypers as Leigh Brackett
Lance Guest as Jimmy
Jeffrey Kramer as Graham
Pamela Susan Shoop as Karen
Dick Warlock as The Shape
Gloria Gifford as Nurse "Ratched" Alves
Tawny Moyer as Jill
Ana Alicia as Janet
Floyd Rainey as Dr. Mixter
Cliff Emmich as Mr. Garrett
Ty Mitchell as Young Gary
Leigh French as Gary's Mother
Nancy Loomis Kyes as Dead Girl Annie Brackett
Anne Bruner as Alice
Lucille Benson as Mrs. Elrod, the fish wife
Produced by
Moustapha Akkad
Original Score
John Carpenter
Alan Howarth
If you want to blame someone for yesterday's long and tiresome ranting (Tiresome for me that is. I had to write it. All you had to do is read it) in regards to sequels, prequels, reboots, spin-offs, and anything related, blame Michael Myers. It is when I took keypad in hand to write this review that I ended up going off on one of my many endless tangents. By the time I finished writing, I had enough material for three blog articles. I settled for two, the one you read yesterday and the one that should have been up four days ago which is this review of Halloween II. This review actually begins where that article ended. Just like the movie began where the first one left off. Cool, huh? I love life's little coincidences.
Look how long the guy in the Halloween movies has been carrying on. Michael Myers took the first swipe at his sister back in 1978, and is still out there flailing away although he had an extreme makeover courtesy of Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Rob Zombie recently.
The thing about Michael Myer's is that after episode one, the masked stayed on. You could pick up almost any bum off of the street to play the part. The only skills one needs are the ability to slice and dice like you're Ron Popeil, walk in a straight line, and have all the daintiness of a Zamboni at Madison Square Gardens. Hell, I could play the part.
But having made a cool $50 million in outing number one, the franchise was sold to Universal Studios who brought the gang back to have another go at it. Although Carpenter and Hill were once again the scribes, Carpenter bowed out of the director's chair (been there, done that, just show me the money and I'll write you some crap) and handed over the directing chores to Rick Rosenthal who was pretty much a rookie and undoubtedly came cheaper than dirt. His previous gig was directing one episode of a show called Secrets of Midland Heights that absolutely no person I know remembers except one lonely reviewer on the IMDB who called it a Dallas Rip off. That reviewer is now in line for this gig.
Further, Producer Irwin Yablans and Moustapha Akkad, who obviously knew no one at Sony (see yesterday's article), actually increased the budget over eightfold, even after hiring cheap still wet behind the ears director guy Rosenthal. And they generously brought Jamie Lee Curtis back giving her a $92,000 raise in the process. Just for good measure, we also get another dose of Donald Pleasence and I suppose he got a raise too but I've already looked up more crap for this article than I have for any other in a year so you're on your own, bub.
It seems everybody was willing to up the ante, hoping that lightning in a bottle would strike twice. So did it, or did it just blow up in their faces like some cheap novelty cigar?
It all depends on how you look at it. They made $25 million on their $2.5 million investment; about half of what the original movie took in, but better than other films of the genre at the time. So looking at it that way, they did well.
As for cinematic quality, now that's something else altogether.
Halloween II begins where Halloween ends. But they couldn't use that tag line in the advertising because it had already been claimed by the original Willard and Ben. "Where Willard ends, Ben begins!" was how it went.
And while I'm on the subject, why the hell hasn't the original Willard been released on DVD or for instant viewing? Its sequel should be as well. Now there are a couple of movies I'd like to revisit. They're probably sitting in a vault somewhere disintegrating into fairy dust. There's nothing more fun than sinking your incisors and molars into a couple of really fun and cheesy movies from the seventies. But I digress. We are supposed to be reviewing this reel of Swiss Cheesiness not that one. Tear 'em up!
People seem to make a big deal out of this being a direct sequel, picking up on the same night in the same town with the same bad-ass killer running amok but I'm not sure that Carpenter's original idea of having it take place in a high rise wasn't such a bad one, at least in retrospect.
It's not like Carpenter had painted himself into a corner with the ending the way poor Robert Zemeckis did with Back to the Future, then had to paint an escape hole quicker than you can say Bugs Bunny to get out of the mess he made for himself. I mean Zemeckis even admits that if he had known there was going to be Marty and Doc II, he would have ended Marty and Doc I differently.
So Instead of a high rise we get the poor man's substitute of Haddonfield Memorial Hospital, where Laurie Strode is carted away to languish because of her severe/not so severe injuries, depending on what juncture of the movie we're in.
But before any of that can happen there is a replay of the scene that finished off the first film, where Loomis fires seven bullets at Myers before Myers goes tumbling over the balcony like a floppy bag of Halloween Candy Corn, and then disappears from sight.
After delivering his now famous eulogy for Myers and having discovered he's just a bit premature with it, Dr. Loomis heads down to inspect the lawn where Michael had fallen.
But one of the neighbor's, bless him, does finally comes out to see what the ruckus is about, this after all the racket and hell raising that had permeated the block
just three years previously….er I mean moments ago. It also enables Pleasance to start this film with another one of those snappy lines dreamed up by Cameron and Hill to be powerfully delivered by as if he's auditioning for The Great Bard live and in person. Just the right note to start the film off on the right foot:
Loomis: Call the Police! Tell the sheriff I shot him!
Neighbor: Who?
Loomis: Tell him he's still on the loose.
Neighbor: Is this some kind of joke? I've been trick-or-treated to death tonight.
Loomis: You don't know what death is!
Hell yes, baby! Color me happy! Roll those credits and let's get this show on the road.. Not quite as snappy as "Is that the boogeyman?", but it'll do in a pinch.
And I have to admit that the pumpkin opening up into a skull is a nice creepy touch for your main title sequence. Fasten your seat belts for a wild ride though, because it's all down hill from here for Ichabod and Mr. Toad.
Loomis flags down Sheriff Brackett, yelling hysterically, "I shot him six times! I shot him six times! I shot him six times!"
Actually, Loomis shot seven times. I know because I counted them personally and I didn't want some Halloween fan boy coming back and telling me that I was a stupid jerk loser who can't count past five. This of course means that Loomis either missed the first shot, or in all that excitement he kind of lost track.
It also means he does not get slapped with the Dead-eyed Dick Cheney label, and it doesn't matter to me one twit if he is a die hard Repugni-con. Michael Myers obviously had to be pleased about the lack of buck shot though, as he went flying whimsically (there's that word again) over the balcony like some over-ripe Peter Pan.
Just a few doors down a woman is making some Spam Sandwiches for her husband who is in the other room watching the same lame ass horror marathon that Lindsay and Tommy were preoccupied with
three years ago hours earlier. And the show had the same effect on him that it had on those two brats, putting him into a coma from which there is no amount of banshee screaming or gun shooting in the world that is going to wake his tired ass up.
When there's a news flash regarding a certain trio of teens who got themselves murdered, his old fish wife stops spreading the Grey Poupon just long enough to see what's shaking and baking up the street, thus enabling Michael to come in, grab a knife, and sneak back out before having to challenge the old fishwife who would undoubtedly be his biggest obstacle yet, thus putting a quick end to the Halloween franchise.
Discovering that the red crap on the sandwich isn't Heinz but the O positive generic , fish wife lets out a scream like no body's business and then we know why the old fart in the Lazy Boy is feigning sleep. As for Michael, there are younger, less wrinkly, skinnier, girls hanging around Haddonfield ripe for some cut and slash fetishes.
While Laurie's busy being carted up the road to the hospital by ambulance drivers Jimmy (Lance Guest ) and Budd (Leo Rossi), a mother arrives at the ER with her pirate kid, who has chomped down on a big shard of glass, thus keeping alive an overwrought urban legend, scaring the crap out of parents everywhere for the next ten decades, and ending trick-or-treat night for millions of kids around the globe. And this scene was very important to our story because...well, maybe Carpenter, Hill, and Rosenthal hated kids ringing the crap out of their doorbells every October 31st and wanted to stop that shit in it's tracks.
At the hospital the only doctor in this insane asylum available to treat Laurie is Dr. Mixter (Ford Rainey), who is trying to sober up from a night of heavy duty drunkenness at the local Country Club, officially making this not only the crappiest night in Laurie's life ever, but probably the worst evening for any character in any horror movie since Adrienne King got taken out with an ice pick just minutes into Friday the 13th Part 2 five months before Michael began his second holy reign of terror, thus denying the unfortunate Ms. King a return engagement in Friday The 13th-H20 forever.
But where's Michael? Having been temporarily and briefly rendered impotent by the scream of the banshee fish wife, and not having drawn blood
in three years in about an hour or so, he meets up with young Alice (Anne Bruner) who has three things to do in this movie.
1. Walk across the yard and yell at the neighbor to make sure fish wife and her whupped husband are okay.
2. Talk on the phone with her friend and
3. Get her throat slash.
She only does one of them believably. But listen to her conversation on the phone if you're not distracted by you know who hiding in the you know where by the you know what. It confirms my fish wife story you were swearing I just made up on the spur of the moment. But, she's out of time and with no sequel possibility for young Alice, Roy and Dale move in to sing Happy Trails to her as she moves out to pick up that SAG check.
Dr. Loomis, who has been circling the neighborhood with Sheriff Brackett (Charles Cyphers) trying to track down Myers, mistakes some other masked man for the Lone Ranger, who in turn gets himself taken out by another police car while trying to get away from Dr. Loomis and Kimosabe .
To make matters worse Deputy, Graham (Jeffrey Kramer), comes driving up as if he's an ancestor of Tony Stewart, to let Brackett know that they've found three more bodies across the street from the Doyle house.
We already know what Brackett doesn't. We've known it
for three years for over an hour, but the Sheriff finally finds out from Graham. One of the victims is his daughter, Little Orphan Annie (Nancy Kyes Loomis ).
So which strikes your funny bone the most? Is it sitting there watching fake Michael burn like like a sparkler on the 4th of July or is it the fact that Brackett is only just now being told his daughter is chopped liver, even though the news had already been blasted all over the TV which has now gone to a live feed for the rest of the evening (depending on what Horror Fest on which TV on what building on what channel at what time that you're viewing), thus ending their Halloween Movie Horror/Science Fiction marathon once and for all. Time to sneak the Milky Way, Snickers, and Candy Corn up to the bedroom, kiddies. Santa Claus is on his way. Stay away from the Popcorn Balls. Just ask young Gary about those.
Cut back to General Hospital, where Medic Jimmy sneaks stealthily down the hall to flirt with a beaten up half-crippled Laurie before she comes to her senses and realizes he's nothing but a wet nosed kid. He is chased away by Haddonfield's version of Nurse Ratched, Mrs. Alves (Gloria Gifford), who informs him, Laurie, and us, that her leg is not really broken. It's just cracked up a bit, sort of like the movie we're watching. At which point you might be wishing this particular Halloween Horror Fest was preempted. No such luck.
Over in Haddonfield, Brackett finally arrives to claim his daughter, uncovers her dead body long enough to give Nancy Loomis Kyes a quick easy paycheck from the screen actor's guild for screen time. She doesn't move, she doesn't speak, she just lies there cold and dead like. It's Nancy Loomis Kyes best scene in two movies. Academy award stuff for sure.
Brackett pushes her eyes shut, covers Annie back up with the sheet so she won't catch her death of cold, and since she now has this part dead to rights, he ships her off to the to do a bit part in Day of the Dead . He says he has to go tell his wife before somebody else does, like maybe the news media that has totally screwed up their a All Night Horror Mania to blast the news of dead teenagers all over hell and creation. Having done their job, Corpse Annie and Daddy Brackett are both out of this coming attraction for Fright Fest 2011 permanently. Adios to them both. Tell momma hi for us..
Let's head back to downtown and meet Haddonfield Memorial Hospital Ace Nurse Karen (Pamela Susan Shoop), whose only concern in life is the health, well, being, and care of those patients whose care has been entrusted to her on the late night shift at HMH.
She is so concerned in fact, that she is late leaving a party with her friend Darcy (Anne Marie-Martin), from her friend Stevie's house, whom she now hates because he bobs for apples at his party and has only five minutes to get to work before Nurse Ratched Alves threatens a lobotomy and to not let her watch the world series.
Darcy asks for a promised ride home, Karen says she has no time, Darcy says you promised, and now Karen is pissed at her as well as Steve for his crummy Halloween Party. As they drive off, Method Actor Lance Warlock comes bebopping down the street carrying a boom box and bumps into Michael. John Carpenters new and improved electrified Halloween score blasts a few notes, Warlock moves on to collect his SAG check, and Mr. Myers and the six slugs inside him ease on down the street, past a sign giving him directions to the hospital to get his six (7?) slugs removed. Karen had said she was five minutes away from work before having to detour to hated friend Darcy's house, which means given Michael's gait, he might make it to the ER by dawn. But only if he hurries.
Sure enough, no sooner does Mr. Myers turn the corner than Karen arrives at the hospital in her crappy red beat up convertible. But as Eddie Murphy will tell you, it's not quite as nifty as his old crappy blue Chevy Nova though. She gets out of the car, grabs her uniform, and heads inside when......GASP!....Michael Myer's reflection appears in the car's side view mirror! Let's see, Karen had said it was five minutes to her friend's house, then five minutes to the hospital. Yet, Michael, who was on foot arrives at approximately the same time. You know what that means? The crappy red convertible really is crappier than the crappy Chevy Nova!
Inside the hospital, Budd, Jimmie, and a nurse's aide, Janet (Ana Alicia) are watching the news reports about the dead teens in the hospital cafeteria/kitchenette/nurse's quarter. Budd is so choked up he has to inhale a roach while dreaming of pizza with sausage, pepperoni, and onions. But no mushrooms.
Guarding the back door is overweight, mustached, balding, fat, lazy, and stupid security guard Garrett. He's busy reading a magazine when Michael walks past the closed circuit camera just as we knew he would be. Why is it that the incompetent security guard is always overweight, balding, and has a mustache? Talk about your stereotypes? What would happen if they just cast a young, handsome, skinny guy as the incompetent guard. Nurse Karen knocks on the glass, he sees who it is, and let's Karen in.
Karen pops in to say hello to Budd, and we find out it's not only pizza that's gentle on his mind, or her mind, or their mind. I guess Karen has the utmost concern for ambulance drivers as well as her patients.
As she leaves, Budd sings,
This reveals three key plot points:
"Amazing Grace, come sit on my face.
Don't make me cry, I need your pie"
1. Budd is a useless turd of a sleazeball,
2. He has trouble remembering Karen's name and
3. Karen has some real shitty taste in men
Jimmy lectures Budd, Budd lectures Jimmy, Nurse Ratched Alves lectures Karen for being late but let's her keep her brain stem intact. Michael moves stealthily around a hospital that has very few employees, and very few patients over the age of 24 hours old, thus giving him pretty much the run of the place.
Jimmy goes back to Laurie's room, but she's no hornier than before. He tells her it was Michael Myer's who killed her friends and tried to do her in.
Laurie: Who?
Jimmy: Michael Myers
Laurie: Michael Myers?
Queue Carpenter's score
Jimmy: Yeah, the guy that was after you.
Laurie: Up in the Myer's house? The little kid who killed his sister?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Laurie: But he's in the hospital somewhere.
Jimmy: He escaped last night.
Laurie: How do you know?
Jimmy: It's all over the radio. Television too. It's on right now.
Laurie: Why me? I mean, why me?
And.....in struts Nurse Ratched Alves to run Jimmy out (again) to put an end to this dramatic and soul stirring conversation that now has us on the edge of our seat.
Okay, so Laurie's "Why me?" isn't quite as intense as Nancy Kerrigan's "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? Whyyyyyyyyyyyy me!" but it'll do for this occasion. And besides, it's idiotic. He killed his sister, some other unknown guy, and three other teenagers before he even got around to her. What makes Laurie so special? Oh...oh...yeah. I forgot. Yeah....I know...that's later.
Totally deadpan and serious, Nurse Alves says out of the clear blue sky: "Men, you can't live with them, you can't live without them."
Now we know what her problem is, and that she needs to go find sleazy Budd. Or maybe it is sleazy Karen that will fill her tank.
And everybody in Haddonfield including Laurie knows Michael Myers is out there somewhere hacking up horny teens. Everybody that is, except Laurie's parents, because then they would have to rush to the hospital with the news media and the movie would be over and I could go to bed.
Speaking of news media, wouldn't one measly crummy reporter have enough sense to go to the hospital and camp out with a camera where the only survivor is just hanging around playing with her wig?
I know the corporate owned news media isn't shit these days, but this was thirty years ago! Well, it's not like the Haddonfield News is the Washington Post and it's not exactly Woodward and Bernstein territory is it? And I don't see anybody handing out Pulitzer Prizes anywhere.
The phones are out! Surprise, surprise! If you had 34:20 seconds in the pool for when the hospital phones would quit working, you win the jackpot! Pick up your winnings at Universal Studios Hollywood, and tell them Babbs sent you.
Nurse Ratched Alves caringly and lovingly tells Laurie "no worries." Hmmm....this explains why she was all hot to run Jimmy out of the room, send Janet out of the room to get Incompetent Security man Guard Garrett to check the phones and her comments and general attitude about men. Good for you Nurse. A faint smile crosses her lips as Nurse Ratched Alves floats away.
Incompetent Security Guard Garrett goes outside to find out what the problem with the phones are, leaving poor Janet alone at the end of the dark hall. Place your bets now as to who gets it. Odds are even at first, but Garrett's odds of getting nailed rise drastically when he spots blood by the dumpster. Go Garrett Go!
A quick trip to the morgue to see the burnt body that does not belong to Michael Myers, meaning that we are many steps ahead of Loomis and the Sheriff's department for the second movie in a row. Pick up your Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys merit badges free by sending in fifty box tops from Rice Krispies. Dental records and x-rays will positively identify the body.
I yell at the screen, "It's not him you dumbasses!" As if they are half listening to me, Deputy Graham sends his top flight police force over to Occupy Wall Street to see if Michael is hanging out with the gang.
We know one gang he isn't hanging with. That's the townspeople deciding that after 15 years, now is as good a time as any to raze the Myer Home. Better late than never.
I don't see Laurie's parents in the angry mob. Graham and Loomis get out to have a cigarette. Boy, those were the good old days. Almost wish I was still at the drive-in where I saw this turkey in the first place, puffing away on my Salem 100. It would help pass the time.
They do a lot of talking, reminiscing and some philosophizing. The whole bit takes about five minutes but at the end, the good doctor and the deputy earn their Hardy Boys Merit Badge as well when they discover that the crispy critter in the morgue is Ben Traymor, not Michael Myers. Immediately afterwards they get some news that leads them to discover The Clue in the Old Schoolhouse .
So while they jetport between sets, we head back to Haddonfield Medical Center Seattle Grace Blair General Hospital to catch up with Karen just as a patient buzzes her into a room. Be careful, Karen, please! She goes into the room.....and is immediately accosted by......not by pervert Michael but pervert boyfriend Budd!
Although time and a bed are on their side, they decide to meet fifteen minutes later in the "therapy room" which is what they call stainless steel hot tub rooms in those days. So while they head down there to get busy, we stop off to check in on Laurie's weird dream, so Carpenter and Hill can start cluing us in as to why Myer's is so relentless when it comes to Laurie. My theory: it's because she's just the one that got away, and once finished, he'll move on. The dream is practically indecipherable, probably purposely, so that we can have the "big top secret reveal" later in the movie.
Down in Therapy Land, Karen and Budd begin getting their groove on. We finally get what we paid for which is some nice cinematography of Pamela Susan Shoop's boobs for some, and of Budd's ass for everybody else. Because of this nasty little liaison, we know that the days of these two leads are numbered. They are right in the middle of a passionate embrace when………………………………..out from beside the tub pops Bill Murray, grinning his ass off and he says,
"This is one nutty hospital!!!!!"
You know what really happens next, even if you've never seen Halloween II. The whole scene is just another set up for another gory death trap brought to you courtesy of Carpenter, Hill, Rosenthal, and Akkad..
If you read my review of the original Halloween, I poked a little good nature fun at a few aspects, but it was just minutiae and I gave the film an overall score of an A. I also said this:
It was easy for me to have a little fun at the expense of Halloween, but there is no denying it's impact on horror films and the craftsmanship that went into it. And sure, some of the things in the initial twenty minutes don't stand up to scrutiny but who cares. It's a horror film, it's not suppose to...
And I stand by that. A few minor things here and there that seem a little off kilter can certainly be expected in most films. But there's a difference between doing that and making your whole movie so insanely and outlandishly ridiculous that it pulls you completely out of the moment, thus ruining forever any chance at all to build suspense.
My point is clear. I only made it halfway through the film and I could have easily gone on and on and on with the same synopsis, because really there's nothing else you can do. Instead of suspense, you can now see the wheels turning as the writers, producers, and the director elaborately set up scene after scene trying to top all the imitators who proliferated after the success of the original Halloween.
The first time I saw the film, I knew why Karen and Budd were in the hot tub. It was just a matter of how the whole thing would be implemented. Carpenter, Hill, and Rosenthal, make a mess of any possibility of that moment succeeding since they do everything but have Loomis blast it over a bull horn. Better to have left them in the empty patient room and hide Michael under the bed.
Just because Michael Myers is supposed to be an indestructible boogeyman, (although we're still not even sure of that, maybe Dr. Loomis missed. Who know?), the site of him bobbing Karen's head up in down with the scalding water having absolutely no affect on his own arm, would have ruined it for me even if it weren't anticipated. It does so because you can't help but think of the stupidity of it, and why isn't he scalding himself?. And I suppose we're supposed to see the irony in the fact that Karen really hated bobbing for apples at a Halloween Party early in the film. Yeah. I see. Okay. Let's move on. Maybe Steven the party giver is Michael's brother and that's the big reveal. Nah, that would have been even better.
Things get worse. The reason Laurie's Leg is only conveniently cracked and not broken, is so that if absolutely necessary, her character can make a run for it. The rest of the time she's dragging the damn thing along like it's an anchor off of the Black Pearl. Why not just make it a small strain or sprain, or even a bruise? Why incapacitate your second most interesting character to the point where all she can do is barely drag her sorry virgin ass down the hall? Hell, at least in the original she had a fighting chance with a knife and a coat hanger. Here, all she can do is try to get away. It's boring.
I've worked in a big hospital. I've worked in a small town hospital like this one. And okay, you need some empty halls for suspense, and you need to have Meyer's dart in between the rooms, but no hospital on the planet that I know of is operated with two people, sometimes three, none of them who know where any of the others are at any given time, and all the patients incapacitated except for the newborns. Suspend belief? I can do that with the best of them. But even I have limits. And many of the deaths happen off camera, thus taking the lazy way out again as to how and why Myers had such free reign to kill so many in such time consuming elaborate manner. At least Annie, Lynda, and her boyfriend had a chance to emote in a few death scenes. I'm almost sorry I picked on Nurse Ratched Alves, who ends up more or less as a Michael prop. Even she deserved better. Just remember this, if somebody hasn't been on screen in about fifteen minutes, they're toast.
So what to do? Carpenter should have given more thought to the high rise idea. Better to push Budd and Karen out of an upper floor window than this crap. Come to think of it, maybe they should just take the negative now and drop it off the Sears Tower.
For the most part, I liked The Last Starfighter (with a few reservations), but why is Lance Guest's character Jimmy in this movie? Every scene he is in is really idiotic beginning with his juvenile stupid flirtation with Laurie who has just been through half of the worse night of the longest Halloween night on record. It's not like he's a knight in shining armor. He's pretty much a useless klutz, and has two more ridiculous moments later on, one that made me laugh out loud and the other just annoyed me even more than I am now.
And if Michael is so dead set on doing Laurie in, why always leave her until last? Well, I know why. And most of you do too. It's for the big revealing moment of Michael's unending quest. But don't stop to think about it because I have real problems with there even needing to be a motive when it comes to a deranged boogieman not to mention the whole idea is full of holes. It's as if Carpenter and Hill stopped in to see The Empire Strikes Back, sees what they need and writes it into the script. Sorry, guys, but it doesn't come close to measuring up to one of the most startling movie moments ever: , "Luke, I am your father." Really scraping the barrel when you start ripping off Star Wars for your cheap horror movie.
Everybody, from Carpenter to Curtis to Pleasance to Rosenthal phoned this one in for the paycheck. But there are those who say, nah baby nah, the movie is actually better than we thought or were willing to give it credit for because the first was so well done.
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However, especially more in recent years, critics have taken a more positive stance towards the film, stating that it was far better than the slew of inferior sequels and rip-offs that followed in subsequent years. Janet Maslin of the New York Times compared the film to other horror sequels and recently released slasher films of the early 1980s rather than to the original. "By the standards of most recent horror films, this—like its predecessor—is a class act." She notes that there "is some variety to the crimes, as there is to the characters, and an audience is more likely to do more screaming at suspenseful moments than at scary ones." Maslin applauded the performance of the cast and Rosenthal and concluded, "That may not be much to ask of a horror film, but it's more than many of them offer." David Pirie's review in Time Out magazine gave Rosenthal's film positive marks, stating, "Rosenthal is no Carpenter, but he makes a fair job of emulating the latter's visual style in this sequel." He wrote that the Myers character had evolved since the first film to become "an agent of Absolute Evil." Film historian Jim Harper suggests, "Time has been a little fairer to the film" than original critics. In retrospect, "many critics have come to recognize that it's considerably better than the slew of imitation slashers that swamped the genre in the eighties"
I'm not sure if that last statement is all that true. Ms. Maslin's original review wasn't a retrospective. She liked it the first time she saw it. So that's hardly a reputation restorer. Besides, she liked Batman and Robin so what does she know?
But I've seen this time and time again with other panned movies, and this kind of rehabilitation seldom will wash with me. Each time I see Alien3, it's still a shit movie, although David Fincher fans want to convince us otherwise having stealthily raised it's IMDB score over time to a respectable number that was once in toilet land.
Each time I see Terminator 3, it just reminds me it made the whole ideas behind one and two pointless. Okay, I might give you the fact that Jaws 2 is not totally awful by itself, but that's an exception. And I kind of liked it the first time I saw it. Just don't try getting me to like those other two turds floating out at Amity Island known as numbers III & IV. And let's not forget that young Mr. Guest was a part of that one as well as this film. Not a good track record.
When I watch Halloween II, I'm hopeful that I'll finally get it. I did this a few nights ago. I tried. I really tried. But as I sort of watched it again for the second time this week while writing this way too lengthy review that it doesn't deserve, you can read the results for yourself. And it didn't start out that way. There is just no suspense, no visual style, the performances are as dead as Annie, even before they meet their own doom.
I guess part of the problem may have been Carpenter re-filming some scenes for effect, something that pissed director Rosenthal off mightily. And that may be true, and I don't know exactly what Carpenter could have inserted into the film to hurt it or help it. You can't hash over ancient history.
Maybe he saw a rough cut, then saw his paycheck flying away down Hollywood and Vine. But having Carpenter to blame does not mask the fact that even before that, your movie probably sucked pretty bad.
On another brief note, when they released the anniversary blu-ray of this film, somebody who isn't being held accountable saw fit to remove Moustapha Akkad's name off the opening credits, and now there's a big stink about that. So here's what it looks like for those who miss it. And like this movie or hate it, this man deserved better than what Universal gave him.
On the other hand, for all we know Mr. Akkad may have thought better of this one added to his legacy, swooped in from places unknown, and absconded back to the spirit world with his title card. Stranger things have happened. If I were dead, and it were me, and it was this movie, I'd certainly give it some thought. Rest in peace, Mr. Akkad. Just as I will after the following public service announcement.


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AseraCare Hospice is seeking volunteers can play a musical instrument and/or can sing and are interested in utilizing their talents to play or sing for our patients!
Music brings peace to the dying and comfort to their families. The music outreach is to create therapeutic music to help brighten the last days/hours of life for patients. Volunteers can visit on their own or we can join together in groups of two or three and visit patients in the area, bringing them the gift of music.
Volunteers interested in this program must be at least 18 years of age. Volunteers under 18 must be supervised by an adult. They must be able to play an instrument or be able to sing. Instruments with a soft and soothing sound are preferred such as guitar, autoharp or violin etc. This program is very open and flexible to those special people that are interested in helping others. Volunteers play an important role in providing social support and decreasing isolation that can so often occur for the terminally ill.
Volunteers are provided free training, a training certificate, and can work flexible hours that suit their individual schedules. Volunteer training blends ancient wisdom with contemporary practices.
* Must demonstrate excellent interpersonal skills.
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Volunteers must be able to attend a 12-hour orientation.
This includes a free complete background check, urine screen, and tuberculosis test. If you are a grieving a significant loss of a family member, we do ask that you wait twelve months after the death before commencing hospice volunteering.
To volunteer is truly a gift of the heart. If you are interested in this program and can play a musical instrument and/or sing, please call Emily Umbreit at (920) 497-4672.
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Art Show & Artist Alley Policies
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Artist Alley
General PoliciesWhile in the Alley all convention, federal, state, and local laws, policies, and rules apply. Artists are responsible and required to follow any applicable laws, rules, and policies.
FanArt & Acceptable / Prohibited ItemsThe following policies for Artist Alley must be followed by all table artists. Anime Detour and their staff are not lawyers nor copyright/trademark owner of items you are likely to draw for art, and thus cannot make judgement calls on this behalf. You must follow all Federal, state, and local laws when creating/selling art, especially fan art.
As a general rule, the following are potentially safe and may be sold:
- Original Character Work
- Commissioned hand drawn works made at the convention
- Individual handmade items that are unique and in the artist's own style
- Fan art which is clearly made by the artist and not the license holder. Which do not contain trademarked items. Companies must actively defend their trademarks or risk losing them.
As a general rule the following should NOT be sold within the alley:
- Food and beverages of any kind.
- Raffles, Wheels, etc, where a purchase is required or increases chances (due to local laws).
- Copyrighted/Trademarked logos and designs (whether or not they are unique or not).
- Traced, copied, or photoed art of a copyrighted/trademarked source.
- Products you did not create yourself (pre-packaged/bought items) - exception: original designs you created yourself. But not sold in stores.
TablesA single artist or studio is allowed a maximum of one table. You may not bring additional tables to supplement this. The tables are non-movable, to ensure each artist has the appropriate amount of space without encroaching onto others or claiming more space than others. A table may be removed at the discretion of the head of the Art Show if a reasonable reason and plan is agreed upon before the convention. Tables are approximately 6'x30".
Tables will be assigned by the Artist Alley Staff. Special requests will be entertained, however we cannot guarantee any requests.
Cost and RegistrationTables cost $100 and include a single registration. Artists are responsible to register any other artists during the convention open-registration time frame and before the convention sells out.
Table SelectionWe get far more applicants than space for tables each year. As a result the selection process is a juried selection based on a variety of factors based on your application form. Please help not only the department staff out, but also yourself out by filling out the form in the most complete and helpful manner possible.
Sharing TablesArtist groups and artists may share their tables with others to help create a balanced alley. Please inform the Artist Department before convention via e-mail if this is the case. The person/group claiming the table must be the primary person/group who signed up unless otherwise negotiated with the department before convention.
No Proxy SellingIn order to foster a better relationship between artists and fans, Anime Detour Artist Alley does not allow Proxy Selling. Proxy Selling is when you will not be present to sell your art work and instead send a representative to sell. Please be aware, we do allow helpers to assist in running your table from time to time since we know artists need breaks. We also allow groups of artists to share tables and sell each other's work, but said artists should be at a table for a fair amount of time during the convention.
Check-InAll artists must check in no later than Friday at close of Artist Alley. Failure to check in by this time forfeits your table and may be sold to another artist group without a refund. All artists must show a photo-ID to check in to Artist Alley. Only the primary person who signed up/paid for a table may check-in the table unless arranged in advance by contacting Art Department staff.
BadgesBadges may be picked up for artists from the Artist Alley Check-In Area. Instructions will be given in e-mail prior to the convention. All persons inside the Alley must have a badge visible at all times.
Behind The TableNo more than 2 people can be present behind a table at any given time. Two chairs will be provided with each table. You may not bring additional chairs to supplement this. There is very limited space behind each table as tables often back up against another set of chairs and tables. Please understand space is extremely limited.
No-ShowIf an artist fails to check-in for their table by close of Artist Alley on Friday, the table is considered surrendered with no refund of the price. The table may be sold to another artist/artist-group at the discretion of the Art Department Head. We are reasonable people, if we are notified that you cannot make it on time (for example a plane was delayed) we will keep your table around, but we must know before we make arrangements to sell the table to another artist. Please let us know as soon as possible.
Abandoned TablesTables should be manned at all times. If a significant portion of time your table is noted as unmanned by the Artist Department, you may removed from the alley or prevented from coming back at the discretion of the Art Department Head. If a table appears to be abandoned for a large period of time and you cannot be reached your table may be packed up. Please inform Art Department Staff if you must leave for an extended period of time so we can note it.
Transfer/Selling of TablesWe do not allow transferring or selling your table to another artist or artist group under any circumstances.
RefundTables are non-refundable.
BoundariesTables structures, signs, and items may not extend onto another table and must stay within the boundaries of your table. You may not encroach on the space of other tables or more than half the space between you and the table directly behind you. Please respect all boundaries.
Adult MaterialAdult material must be setup and concealed up in a way to prevent minors for seeing it. The acceptability of such setups are the at the discretion of the art department head. Adult material may not be sold to minors, a government issued photo ID should be checked. Failure to comply with these rules may mean removal from the Alley without a refund at the discretion of the Art Department Head, further actions may be taken at the discretion of Anime Detour Leadership. They also may be held accountable under Minnesota and local city/county laws.
CommunicationThe communication from Artist Alley pre-con is generally directed only at the person who is signing up for the table. It is their duty to update all members of their group to any important information presented in the e-mails.
Website/Printed Media DisclaimerBeing a part of Artist Alley allows us to list your name on our website or in any printed material listing you as an Artist Alley Participant. A link to a website provided may also be listed. If you do not wish for this to occur please contact the artist alley staff via email immediately upon being accepted. We will do everything we can to ensure you will not be listed if that is what you wish, but things may have already gone to print or delay in taking items down. Please be aware.
PhotographyPhotography as a general rule is prohibited inside the Artist Alley.
CommissionsCommissions are between the Artist and the person ordering the commission. Anime Detour and staff cannot assist you in locating either party or mediating disputes.
ConductPlease refrain from yelling, running, obscene language, and other disturbing behavior while inside the Alley. Please be respectful of all other artists and our thousands of guests that may wander through the alley. Anything not permitted by the convention, local/state/federal laws, or the hotel is not allowed in the Alley as well. Please be courteous. Please keep noise to a low level. No music or other loud noises/lights may be used that affect nearby tables.
RemovalViolation of these rules or a the request of a copyright/trademark owner we may at the discretion of Art Department Staff ask to remove offending items or revoke your ability to sell items and ask you leave the Artist Alley. Further actions may be performed at the discretion of the greater Anime Detour Leadership.
JudgementsAll judgements are at the discretion of the Art Department Head or Anime Detour Leadership.
Updates/ChangesAnime Detour reserves the right to change these rules at any time. Every effort will be made to update all active and approved Artist Alley members for the current year if these rules change via e-mail.
Art Show
General PoliciesWhile in the Art Show all convention, federal, state, and local laws, policies, and rules apply. Artists are responsible and required to follow any applicable laws, rules, and policies. The art show is an all-ages event and thus no adult related material may be present. All decisions on appropriate items are at the discretion of the Art Show Staff and may change without notice. Since the Art Show is staffed and run by volunteers, in all matters, the decision of the Art Department Head is final. The exhibitor agrees to protect, keep, and save Anime Detour forever harmless from any damage(s) or charges imposed for violations of any law or ordinance by any exhibitor, their employees or agents, as well for failure to comply with the terms and agreements. The exhibitor shall at all times protect, indemnify, save, and keep harmless Anime Detour against and from any loss, cost, damage, liability, or expense which arises out of or by reason of any act or omission of exhibitor's employees, or agents.
Sale TermsAll sales are final. Anime Detour does not accept returns on items bought through Art Show. All items shown at Art Show will be shown until close of Art Show on Saturday, with the exception of quick sold items which are to be picked up immediately upon sale.
FanArt & Acceptable/Prohibited Items & LimitsThe following policies for Artist Show must be followed by all table artists. Anime Detour and their staff are not lawyers nor copyright/trademark owner of items you are likely to draw for art, and thus cannot make judgements calls on this behalf. You must follow all Federal, state, and local laws when creating/selling art especially fan art.
As a general rule the following are potentially safe and may be sold:
- Original Character Work
- Commissioned hand drawn works made at con
- Individual handmade items that are unique and in the artist's own style.
- Fan art which is clearly made by the artist and not the license holder. Which do not contain trademarked items. Companies must actively defend their trademarks or risk losing them.
- Prints must be limited edition numbered runs (unless otherwise agreed upon)
- Only one copy of a given item may be accepted into the Ar Show.
- All items must be matted or mounted in such a way as to avoid damage during hanging. Display may be determined by Staff, and we are not liable for damage to items when we are moving/setting up items.
- A very limited amount of space is available for 3D artwork. Please contact Art Department staff ahead of time to reserve this space.
- Pieces must be ready to display. We will not assemble frames, mount jewelry, etc...
- Anime Detour reserves the right to limit the number of items on display to 3 at a time. This limit may be waived at the discretion of the Art Show Staff.
- Food and beverages of any kind.
- Raffles, Wheels, etc, where a purchase is required or increases chances (due to local laws)
- Copyrighted/Trademarked logos and designs (whether or not they are unique or not)
- Traced, copied, or photoed art of a copyrighted/trademarked source
- Products you did not create yourself (pre-packaged/bought items) - exception: original designs you created yourself. But not sold in stores.
- No Adult Material - Art Show is All Ages.
Fees and Payments
- All items displayed are $1.00 (one dollar) per item. Payable at time of display.
- Please make all checks or money orders payable to Anime Twin Cities, Inc.
- Small items mounted together but sold separately will be charged a hanging fee per item.
- NO payments will be made to artists at convention. Checks will be mailed to artists within 6 weeks of the convention. If after 6 weeks you do not receive your check please e-mail the Art Department Staff.
- There are no refunds.
Sale & Display
- Walk-In submissions are on a first come, first serve basis.
- Items may be displayed (not for sale).
- Items may be up to sale, those items will have a bid sheet attached to them. The pricing is to be setup by the artist, along with any applicable quick sale information. If there are any bids on an item the quick sale price is no longer valid.
- Items not sold by close on Saturday will be allowed to be sold at the quick-sale price listed during artist pickup on Sunday.
- Please no items priced with a minimum bid below $5.00.
- Art Department Staff has the right to move around artwork in art show at their judgement to best utilize the space.
- Art Department Staff has the right to remove artwork from art show at their judgement if they deam the material is not appropriate or offensive.
- The Artist Information Form gives us your pertinent information, indicates your intention to display artwork in the Art Show, and states that you agree to follow all Art Show Guidelines.
- The Display Art Control Sheet is used to list all items submitted for display.
- Your art is not considered to be checked in until both you (or your agent) and an Art Show staff member have signed the control sheet. Anime Detour is not responsible for your artwork until it has been fully checked in.
- All prices must be listed in whole-dollar increments; items priced otherwise will be rounded up to the nearest whole dollar.
- Please do not set Minimum Bids lower than $5.00.
- If no amount is given in the "Quick Sale" blank, the piece will not be sold if there are no bidders.
- If you submit a piece to the Art Show which is not for sale, please mark "NFS" in the "Minimum bid" and "Quick Sale" blanks.
- Please feel free to photocopy the blank forms to create as many forms as you will need, or you may download them from the paperwork page.
Delivery and Pick-UpArtwork will be accepted until close of day on Saturday. No discount in fees are given for late entries. Items will be displayed only until close of Art Show on Saturday. To ensure proper space, and display time, Anime Detour encourages all artists to drop off items early on Friday. Anime Detour allows drop-off anytime after you get your badge by speaking to the Art Department Staff. If it is before the room opens please knock on the doors (there will be a sign for Artist Drop off and Artist Alley Setup).
Anime Detour does not accept mailed in artwork, nor will we mail back any unsold artwork.
- All sold art work must be picked up by 1pm on Sunday.
- All unsold artwork must be picked up by 2pm on Sunday.
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As we sit in our abode, both earnestly typing away on our laptops on an early Monday morning, Ms. Annabel Manners and I are recounting our epic nine-day trip to Paris through different lenses. While Paris is known as a city of romance, (full disclosure here, Ms. Annabel Manners and I got engaged while in the City of Lights, so the romance of the city is clearly not lost on me), for me it was the cuisine I fell in love with.
Dear reader, there are so many incredible things to eat in Paris! In fact, this is such an epic entry, it will be split into multiple entries, so thanks for sticking with us in advance!
Our first few days in Paris were spent attending the Pitchfork Music Festival, in a relatively suburban and uninteresting culinary location where our meals came mostly from the hotel. By our third day in the City of Lights, we had moved into a quaint little place on Rue Du Faubourge St. Honore, which as it turns out is a block from the Presidential Palace. Needless to say, our prospects for a food adventure were becoming much better!
Our first real Parisian meal was lunch at Un Zèbre à Montmartre. It was an amazing place that we ran into while wondering around in the Montmartre district. Our meal there was genuinely the first amazing meal we had in Paris. A favorite drinking establishment for locals in the the late evening, earlier in the day it serves as one of the best places in the neighborhood to grab a quick lunch. The warm Camembert, topped with honey, then served with baby greens was amazing, and a personal favorite. We also shared a prosciutto and goat cheese plate that was simple, but extremely flavorful and delicious. This was by far my favorite meal in the Montmartre.
L'as du Falafel, loosely translated in Engligh "The Ace of Falafel," has established itself as the falafel destination in Paris, and with good reason. It is, hands down, the best falafel I've ever had. Located on Rue des Rosiers in the "Pletzl" Jewish quarter of the Le Marais neighborhood, L'as du Falafel is situated in a vibrant area of open air street vendors, as well as other falafel vendors of lesser repute. To compensate, they try to lure in unsuspecting tourists in. Luckily we managed to find the real deal, and it changed our falafel lives forever!
While there were many culinary experiences we had, and as this will stretch our Parisian culinay experience into a few different entries, I simply cannot document everything here. Instead, I'll leave you with some distinct food-related photos I took during our trip. à votre santé...