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Monday, March 28, 2016
Cloudy Musings #1 : Romance, Betrayal, and Danger
Considering I never quite have time to fully articulate my thoughts into reviews, or at least in pace with the breakneck speed I like to read books at I thought it would be nice to have a weekly feature where I briefly update with all the books I've read the preceding week or so. Thus, this series was born, and hopefully it won't flop like my previous endeavors. I may go back and flesh these into more solid reviews, but until then, here's my two-pence on all the books I've read.
The Heart of Betrayal (The Remnant Chronicles #2) by Mary E. Pearson
An honorary shout-out to one of my loveliest friends Nazeefa, who adores this series. And after finishing the second book, I can see why. It sounds contradictory for me to adore such a book, especially with the blaring warning signs of love triangle written all over, but this book doesn't mess around with soapy nonsense. The three main characters are so brilliantly characterized it makes me my heart hurt whenever anything happened to them, and well Pearson definitely doesn't pull any punches with the emotional angst they go through. There's a depth and richness to the fantasy and history of the world she built, and the intriguing contrasts between the different kingdoms rang true to the heart. Also the ending was brutal, to say the least and I need the sequel like I need air.
Unhooked by Lisa Maxwell
I can never pass up a retelling, especially one for Peter Pan, one of my all time favorite tales. This was engaging in its premise, a darker Neverland, where nothing was at all it seemed. It was very intriguing to see how the original tale and its rather beloved characters brought to life but with depths and dimensions that I missed in the original. Dashing characters, menacing creatures, and malevolent "fairies" splashed in with adventure and a hint of romance make for a recipe I savored. Although it felt a tad lacking to me because I could not quite fall in love with the characters, for the most part I was impressed by the take on the classic tale, and especially the ending of the book, where the author put in a gut-wrenching scene that made my heart break.
Thank you to Edelweiss and Simon Pulse for the review copy.
Never Fade (The Darkest Minds #2) by Alexandra Bracken
I should be more objective towards this book, but truly I adore Liam Stewart, and much of my love towards this book is centered on this fact. While this book is a little slow on the initial pages, it impressively wraps itself into a deadly and brilliant finale, and my inner conspiracy theorist was smitten. Like the predecessor, this one is slow paced, but it's like a rollercoaster, when you go up that first hill, steadily moving up to the burst of adrenaline that will hit you when you reach the peak. The characters are as colorful as ever, ironic when you consider the colors that represent what their abilities are and as the distrust and betrayal seep into you, it's difficult to put down and away, hence I spent an entire morning consumed by this book. If you don't have patience, this book might not be the one for you, but I definitely consider it well worth the time it takes for the plot to unfold.
Wolf by Wolf (Wolf by Wolf #1) by Ryan Graudin
World War II and its devastating and fascinating impact on the world has always pulled me in, and I've always had a weakness for picking out books that deal with the might have or alternate universe scenarios and settings. This particular book deals with the biggest twist of them all: what if Axis powers had prevailed? In the midst of a world where her very existence is a danger, the main character Yael undertakes a catastrophic mission: don a persona and win a race that will let her meet Adolf Hitler, and kill him. Of course the stakes are raised when two other figures enter the race, people who know her persona intimately, and its a heart-pounding and heart-breaking book. It's definitely more of an action book, which I haven't read in a while, but it almost felt like a movie, and I was done before I even realized.
All For You (Paris Hearts #1) by Laura Florand
Many thanks to beloved Lisa who is an avid romance reader, with the best recommendations. This is the only non-YA title in this post, but it deserves a highlight of its own. Florand is one of the most impressive authors I've come across in romance, from her precisely-crafted characters to the purest form of delight her books give me, mouthwatering descriptions of chocolate included. Her books are all set in the beautiful France, Paris to be more precise. In this book, Celie, a chocolatier is blindsided with her teen crush showing up out of the blue into her life. Even more upsetting, Joss claims to have left for the Foreign Legion for her, and was in love with her as well. Joss is a sweetheart while Celie is an absolute delight. Reading this was almost heartbreaking when you This book is one of the sweetest books I've read, from the romance to the fluffy moments of friendship and camaderie between the other characters. It's truly a joy to read any of her books and I wholeheartedly recommend them for the sincere and poignant heart that hides behind the love and light that shines in her books.
Illuminae (The Illuminae Files #1) by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff
The freshest of the batch, Illuminae is a conundrum and a delight in one. While I don't really dip into science fiction all that much, this was a rare book that I just had to pick up because like most, I'm attracted to the hype books, curious to see what has so many raving(also the gorgeous way the book is packaged-the cover alone made me tempted.) While the book itself dragged at times due to the sheer page count and aesthetic of the AI character in the book, the plot itself was quite thrilling, and also intense in ways that were unexpected. Despite the pretty package, it's quite grit and gore in certain scenes, and I am infinitely glad this is a book and not a movie, since the visual aspects would be quite nightmare-like. I read in an interview that the authors had an astrophysicist read through the science parts, and while I can't be quoted on this observation, from what I could tell the book did an excellent job of being futuristic and cutting-edge without overextending the limits to our imagination. I am very excited to read the sequel, especially since the main characters have been announced, and hello I ship it already. My motivations are not wholly focused on the ship even if it might seem so, I am also quite interested in how the plot will move forward, but the potential of these new characters is a very alluring selling point for me.
Books that didn't make the cut: Fortunately or unfortunately, I only cast off one book in the last two weeks; Kaleidoscope Hearts by Claire Contereras. I have a slight aversion to second-chance romance when there's a deceased partner involved, needless to say I wasn't quite sold on the story or its heartbreaking emotional aspect . Harsh, but with romance and new adult, I'm only really there for the swoon, and I discarded this one almost immediately.
Disclaimer: Apologies if this post is a little wonky; apparently hashing out details about several books in one post tends to make me either sound redundant or an idiot. I'm also attempting to figure out my writing style; it's going a little poorly, probably due to my lack of classes that have any essay assignments involved in the past semester or so.
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London, Dec. 20: The mobile phone is indispensable to teenagers and text messaging is an integral part of how they express and define themselves, a social study says.
Three-quarters of those surveyed said they could not bear to be without their phone.
Texting has had a complex effect, allowing them to avoid face-to-face contact and to communicate in ways they would not have dared before.
The study found that, for most, texting was the preferred means of flirtation and arranging dates. A third of boys and nearly a quarter of girls saw nothing wrong in ending a relationship by text.
Helen Haste, professor of psychology at the University of Bath and the leading author of the report, said: 'Texting is replacing speech for much communication among young people. It is immediate, accessible, private and gives them unprecedented control over how they communicate with friends and family.
'It is not just about communicating but displaying to those around you that you are popular, successful and have a large social network.'
Mori spoke to 725 people aged 11 to 21 for the report, to be published in full next month by the Nestl' Social Research Programme. It found that 687 had mobiles: 97 per cent of the females and 92 per cent of the males.
More than three-quarters, 77 per cent, agreed with the statement: 'I could not bear to be without my phone.'
Keeping your mobile attached to your belt is seen as a fashion faux pas, three-quarters saying they would never do such a thing. Two-thirds answer their mobiles when in public and only 18 per cent said they deliberately talked quietly on the phone in public places.
Zoe Lazarus, a trend analyst at the Crystal consultancy, part of advertising giant Ogilvy & Mather, said: 'One of the most important concerns for teenagers is to be constantly contactable and constantly connected to the action.'
Text messaging continues to increase in popularity, with Britain's 52 million mobile users sending 2.3 billion in October, up by 500 million on a year earlier. It plays a key part in the social lives of young people. Some 89 per cent, of 11- to 21-year-old mobile users text at least once a day and 54 per cent at least five times a day.
Four out of 10 prefer texts to arrange first dates: 30 per cent opt for a mobile call.
Haste said: 'Perhaps surprisingly, males are keener on making calls when it comes to affairs of the heart. Females prefer to text.


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Big 12 powers Oklahoma and Texas are always luring elite talent. Even those mighty squads have to reload, however. Here's a look at the Big 12 team recruiting needs for the 2010 class.
Baylor signed three true freshmen and junior college transfer Byron Lander in the 2009 recruiting cycle, but Lander is a junior and the top four safety spots on the preseason depth chart are occupied by seniors. Keeping that in mind, the Bears should be in the market for at least one safety capable of pushing for playing time early in his career. Moreover, they might have found their man in 2010 commit Ahmad Dixon (Waco, Texas/Midway).
Middle linebacker
Starter Joe Pawelek is a senior, backup Earl Patin is a junior and Baylor's past two recruiting classes haven't included any inside linebacker prospects of note. Signing one or more in 2010 would give the Bears a year to groom them and some much needed depth. The Bears have made progress toward filling this need with the commitment of 2010 prospect Matt Ritchey (Big Springs, Texas/Big Springs).
It's worth pointing out that defensive tackle is also a pressing need for the Bears, and the reason corner is listed ahead of it is the explosive passing attacks the Bears face in this conference. Remember, five Big 12 teams finished in the top 10 in the FBS in average passing yards per game last season. With three of the top four corners being juniors and Baylor's failure to land a corner prospect of note the past two years, it's critical that the Bears start to address the position in the next year. 2010 commit Tyler Stephenson (Lancaster, Texas/Lancaster), a four-star prospect, could be a big help.
Tight end/fullback
These positions are linked because they are interchangeable in Colorado's system. Colorado did well to sign tight ends Ryan Deehan (Poway, Calif./Poway) and DaVaughn Thornton (Denver/East) this year. However, the remaining four tight ends and two fullbacks on the roster are all seniors, so the Buffaloes still have a great deal of work to do here. They have begun to address this need with the commitment of 2010 prospect Kyle Slavin (Littleton, Colo./Chatfield).
Mike inside linebacker
This position is stacked with upperclassmen, as starter Marcus Burton is a senior, backup Michael Sipili is a junior and No. 3 Bryan Stengel is a senior. The Buffaloes have done an excellent job of signing outside linebackers the past two years, and they could slide one inside, with 2008 signing Jon Major (Parker, Colo./Ponderosa) a likely possibility. However, Major appears to be the heir on the weak side, and more importantly, Colorado's run defense ranked ninth in average yards allowed per game in the Big 12 last year. With that in mind, the Buffaloes should be in the market for a true inside linebacker to strengthen their interior run defense.
Colorado has signed three corners in the past two years, but a Big 12 team can never have too many quality corners these days, and the Buffaloes would be wise to infuse some youth here. Why? There are two senior and two junior corners on the roster.
Missouri was the only Big 12 team to surrender more passing yards per game than Iowa State last season, and the Cyclones need to add depth at corner. 2008 signings Leonard Johnson (Largo, Fla./Largo) and Ter'Ran Benton (Mansfield, Texas/Summit) could both start at corner for the next three years. Meanwhile, three juniors and a senior occupy the top four spots at safety on the preseason depth chart. So even though the Cyclones have added three safeties during the past two years, they need to continue to target this position in 2010.
Middle linebacker
Turnover is the issue, as starter Jesse Smith and backup Derec Schmidgall are seniors. Adding to the concerns here, No. 3 Patrick Neal moved from tight end to linebacker this year. The Cyclones could fill this need by moving true freshmen Jake Knott (Waukee, Iowa/Waukee) or A.J. Klein (Kimberly, Wis./Kimberly) inside. But if the Cyclones take this approach, outside linebacker will become a top-three recruiting need.
Iowa State did well to land Jerome Tiller (San Antonio/Lee) in 2008, and he appears to be the heir to redshirt junior Austen Arnaud. In addition, the Cyclones signed James Capello (Lebanon, Pa./Lebanon) this year. On the flip side, there are no guarantees either will pan out, and Arnaud is the only one of the four quarterbacks on the roster who is an upperclassman. Signing a quarterback this year would give him a chance to learn the scheme so he could provide quality depth and ideally give Iowa State an insurance policy in 2011.
Wide receiver
Three of the top six receivers on the roster are juniors, including Dezmon Briscoe, who could leave school early, and Kerry Meier is a senior. Additionally, 2008 signing Daymond Patterson (Garland, Texas/North Mesquite) will start at corner this season. Although he could line up at receiver, where he started two games last season, don't expect the Jayhawks to risk burning him out by playing him on offense too often. So even though Kansas signed two receivers during the 2009 recruiting cycle, it should again be in the market for perimeter playmakers. Thus far, the Jayhawks have added Ricki Herod (Garland, Texas/North Mesquite) to help fill this hole as part of their 2010 class.
Middle linebacker
During the past two years, Kansas has done a good job of addressing the outside linebacker position, where seniors occupy three of the top four spots on the depth chart. However, they have not signed any true freshman inside linebackers of note during that time. That is becoming reason for concern because starter Justin Springer and backup Drew Dudley are juniors. They have begun addressing this position with the commit of 2010 prospect Jimmay Mundine (Denison, Texas/Denison).
Defensive end
Kansas has signed five defensive ends of note during the past two years, but two of them are junior college transfers with just two years of eligibility remaining. Meanwhile, seniors occupy three of the top four spots on the depth chart, and Jake Laptad is a junior. Look for the Jayhawks to continue to add depth and infuse youth here as a result.
Wide receiver
This unit is riddled with upperclassmen, as there are five senior and two junior receivers on the roster. Making matters worse, 2009 signing Tramaine Thompson (Jenks, Okla./Jenks) is the only true freshman wide receiver of note to join the team during the past two years. As a result, it's critical that the Wildcats sign a number of receivers, including one or two capable of pushing for playing time early in their careers.
Considering there are 23 defensive backs on the roster right now, this might not seem like a top-three need, but seven of those 23 are seniors, and another seven are juniors. It's also worth pointing out that the Wildcats finished eighth in the Big 12 in average passing yards allowed per game. Although cornerback is a bigger concern right now because the top three players at the position are all seniors, Kansas State needs to add depth and talent at both positions in the defensive backfield.
Defensive end
Turnover is an issue here as well, as there are two senior and two junior ends on the roster. Further complicating matters, 2008 signing Brandon Harold (East St. Louis, Ill./East St. Louis) has been sidelined indefinitely with an unspecified injury. Harold made an immediate impact last season and appears to have a bright future, but his absence from the lineup highlights the importance of bolstering the depth at this position. Look for the Wildcats to target defensive ends out on the recruiting trail.
Strong safety
Missouri signed Matt White (Keller, Texas/Keller) as part of its 2009 class, but he may never develop into an every-down player. That's reason for concern, because starter Hardy Ricks is a senior and backup Jarrell Harrison is a junior. It's also worth pointing out that no Big 12 team allowed more passing yards per game than Missouri last season, so the Tigers should be in the market for a safety who can push for playing time early in his career.
Missouri signed Robert Steeples (St. Louis/De Smet) and Kip Edwards (Arlington, Texas/Bowie) last year, but there's still work to do here. Why? Carl Gettis, Kevin Rutland and Munir Prince are all juniors, and again, the Tigers need to do a better job of defending the pass this season.
Wide receiver
How can this be a need if the Tigers have signed eight receivers during the past two years? Starters Jared Perry and Danario Alexander are both seniors, while reserve Forrest Shock is a junior. Additionally, and arguably more importantly, Missouri runs a base three-receiver offense, which makes having depth and talent here that much more important.
Nebraska signed two safeties in 2008, and it did well to sign Dijon Washington (Lawndale, Calif./Leuzinger) this year. However, true freshmen Seth Jameson and Wil Richards are both walk-ons, as is redshirt freshman Brent Moravec. That's reason for concern because the top three safeties on the roster are seniors Larry Asante, Rickey Thenarse and Matt O'Hanlon. In addition, Eric Hagg is a junior. With all of that in mind, the Cornhuskers need to add depth and, more importantly, competition at the position.
Offensive guard
Nebraska has signed three offensive guards during the past two years, including Brandon Thompson (The Woodlands, Texas/The Woodlands) in 2008. On the flip side, Keith Williams and Jacob Hickman are seniors, while D.J. Jones and Ricky Henry are juniors. As a result, the Cornhuskers should continue to target this position on the recruiting trail. The good news is that Nebraska's highest-rated 2010 commit comes from guard Andrew Rodriguez (Aurora, Neb./Aurora).
Nebraska signed two corners this year and one last year, but don't be surprised to see it continue to add depth and talent at the position. Why? Anthony West, Prince Amukamara and Dejon Gomes are all juniors, and again the Big 12 boasts some of the most explosive passing attacks in the country.
Offensive tackle
Oklahoma signed Stephen Good (Paris, Texas/Paris) in 2008 and Josh Aladenoye (Mesquite, Texas/North Mesquite) this year. However, Good is expected to start at right guard, and Aladenoye may be a better fit on the inside as well. That's reason for concern, because Trent Williams is a senior while both Cory Brandon and Jeff Vinson are juniors. The Sooners have secured commitments from tackles Tyrus Thompson (Pflugerville, Texas/Pflugerville) and Bronson Irwin Mustang, Okla./Mustang) in their 2010 class.
Defensive tackle
The Sooners landed one of the top defensive tackle prospects in the country when they signed Jamarkus McFarland (Lufkin, Texas/Lufkin) in the 2009 recruiting cycle, and they signed two defensive tackles in 2008. On the other hand, DeMarcus Granger and Cordero Moore are both seniors, while Gerald McCoy, who very well could leave school early for the NFL draft, and Adrian Taylor are both juniors. Because Oklahoma has to prepare for the possibility that McCoy could opt to move on at the end of the year, look for them to continue to add depth and talent here.
Starting MLB Ryan Reynolds, his backup Mike Balogun, starting strongside LB Keenan Clayton and his backup J.R. Bryant are all seniors. So even though the Sooners have signed six linebackers during the past two years, don't be surprised to see them continue to target this position.
The Cowboys signed Clint Chelf (Enid, Okla./Enid) in their 2009 class, and redshirt sophomore Brandon Weeden should compete for the starting job next year. However, Zac Robinson is a senior and Alex Cate is a junior. As a result, look for Oklahoma State to continue to make this position a recruiting priority. The Cowboys have secured a commitment from 2010 prospect Nathan Sorenson (Texarkana, Texas/Texas High).
Offensive tackle
Although the Cowboys signed two true freshman offensive tackle prospects in 2008 and one in 2009, both 2008 signings project as guards at this point, and that should have their fans a little unsettled. Why? Russell Okung, Brady Bond and Andrew Mitchell are all seniors, and Oklahoma State's inexperience at quarterback behind Robinson makes getting help here that much more important.
Oklahoma State signed Brodrick Brown (Spring, Texas/Westfield) in 2008 and Andrae May (Galena Park, Texas/North Shore) in 2009, but there's still plenty of work to do here. Perrish Cox, Terrance Anderson and Maurice Gray are all seniors, while Andrew McGee is a junior.
Although the Longhorns landed one of the top quarterback prospects in the country when they signed Garrett Gilbert (Austin, Texas/Lake Travis) this year, they need to continue to add talent and depth here. How come? Colt McCoy is a senior, while backups John Chiles and Sherrod Harris are both juniors. In addition, Gilbert is the only quarterback signing of note during the past two years. The Longhorns have gone a long way toward filling this void with commitments from 2010 prospects Connor Wood (Houston/Second Baptist) and Colt McCoy's brother Case McCoy (Graham, Texas/Graham).
Middle linebacker
Jared Norton is a senior, and backup Dustin Earnest is a junior. Although Texas signed Tariq Allen (Irving, Texas/MacArthur) this year, he may be a better fit on the outside. And even if Allen lines up in the middle, the Longhorns should look to add depth and competition here.
Offensive tackle
Texas has signed four offensive tackles during the past two years, including Paden Kelley (Austin, Texas/Lake Travis) this year, so why is this a need again? 2008 signing Mark Buchanan (Austin, Texas/Austin) is now listed at guard, and the top four offensive tackles are all upperclassmen.
Redshirt sophomore Ryan Tannehill is talented enough to push junior Jerrod Johnson for playing time, but it's an interesting situation. Why? Tannehill tore the labrum in his shoulder during the offseason, and he was the team's leading receiver last year. Making matters worse, 2008 signing Tommy Dorman (North Richland, Texas/Birdville) struggled in the spring, and he's the only quarterback signing of note from the past two years. The Aggies do have promising Jameill Showers (Killeen, Texas/Shoemaker) coming in as part of their 2010 class.
Offensive tackle
Lee Grimes, Vincent Williams and Michael Shumard are all seniors, while Lucas Patterson is a junior. Meanwhile, the Aggies have signed just one offensive tackle prospect in each of their past two classes. As a result, they need tackles capable of pushing for playing time early in their careers, in our opinion. Mike Sherman might have two players of that caliber, however. 2010 prospects Jake Matthews (Missouri City, Texas/Elkins) and Luke Joeckel (Arlington, Texas) are among the most touted offensive tackles in the nation.
Defensive end
The top four spots on the depth chart are all occupied by upperclassmen, and Oklahoma State was the only Big 12 team to record fewer sacks than Texas A&M last year. It's also worth pointing out that Texas A&M's scheme features a hybrid defensive end/outside linebacker called a "Jack," who frequently rushes the passer, and a traditional 4-3 defensive end lines up opposite the Jack. As a result, the Aggies need athletic and explosive ends as well as ends who are big enough to hold their own when teams run at them. So even though Texas A&M has signed four defensive end prospects during the past two years, it should continue to add depth and talent here.
Defensive end
The top four spots on the depth chart are all occupied by seniors. Making matters worse, 2008 signing Joey Fowler (Oklahoma City/Westmoore) is no longer with the team. So even though the Red Raiders have signed two ends during the past two years, they still need to add a great deal of depth and talent here.
Defensive tackle
Three of the top four defensive tackles on the depth chart are seniors, and Colby Whitlock is a junior. Adding to the concerns here, 2009 signing Pearlie Graves (Tulsa, Okla./East Central) is the school's only defensive tackle signing of note during the past two years. With all of that in mind, getting help here is a must. The commitment of 2010 prospect Coby Coleman (Frankston, Texas/Frankston) is a good start.
Starter Shawn Byrnes is a senior, and backup Justin Keown is a junior. Although the Red Raiders have done an excellent job of adding depth at offensive guard and they could slide one or more players inside to help fill this need, they should still be in the market for a true center prospect in 2011.
Steve Muench played four years of Division I-AA football before joining Scouts Inc. in 2002. He has evaluated both NFL and college players for Scouts Inc.


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Comedian Chelsea Handler says posting a picture of her bare bum alongside that of Kim Kardashian's highlights the hypocrisy of Instagram's censorship policy, something she has been railing against in recent weeks.
Kardashian's bottom is back in the headlines yet again following a nude photoshoot she did for New York style magazine Paper, which bears her larger-than-average butt on the cover and is currently doing the rounds on social media.
Handler followed by posting a picture of her own naked derriere, just weeks after Instagram censored a "comedic" topless photo she posted.
"I'm doing it to make a point," she told Fairfax Media on Thursday. "[Kim Kardashian's] a person who completely sexualises herself, and it doesn't make any sense to me. And now they haven't taken my picture down, now that they let her get away with it.
"I don't know if it's because she's more famous or she has 21 million Instagram followers, but either way if you have a set of rules, you need to adhere to them regardless of who you're dealing with. "
Handler's image, posted on Wednesday in the US, featured her posing in the shower with the statement: "Can you believe more than 2 ass can fit on the same screen? Guess which one's real. Your move, instagram."
It's part of a continuing battle between Handler and Instagram, after the 39-year-old best-selling author and comic mimicked the topless image of Vladimir Putin on a horse by posting a replica while on holiday in Chile a couple of weeks ago.
"I put it next to Putin because I was making a joke", she says.
"I wasn't sexualising myself in any way, shape or form. I don't take my body seriously at all, nor should anyone who's ever met me, or hasn't met me for that matter."
Instagram took down her image, a move she says she was "incensed" by, but accepted that was there a company policy, however sexist it may be.
"Then this morning I woke up and someone had sent me the photo of Kim Kardashian's ass that had been up on Instagram and had something like 750,000 likes and I thought, I'm sorry, but how is that any different from what I did? That's a totally sexual picture, mine is a total comedic picture and she gets to have hers up? So, I couldn't help myself, you know."
The comedian, who has just finished her pioneering seven-year run as the US's only female late-night chat-show host with Chelsea Lately, said she'd recently read an article in The Atlantic about issues facing high-school girls who have had naked photos posted on Instagram without their permission.
"It's taking Instagram 48 hours in some cases to find them and take them down after they've been reported. I just thought, oh my god, this is such a screwed-up situation." She added that it was a personal choice of whether people wanted to show off their bodies, but the hypocrisy over standards and censorship had her riled up.
"I think I made my point [today] because the pictures are still up there on my Instagram account. They haven't taken it down, so good.
"If you're going to make rules like that, they have to be across the board and apply to everybody and you shouldn't be editing what my followers are signing up to see.
"Anybody who knows me knows what they are signing up for, I'm not just spreading my pictures around the world going 'hey, I'm running down the streets naked', which I'm now tempted to do."
Chelsea Handler's Uganda Be Kidding Me tour is at the Sydney Opera House, November 20, Sydney State Theatre, November 21, Perth Concert Hall, November 23, Brisbane QPAC Concert Hall, November 27 and Melbourne Palais Theatre, November 28. See livenation.com.au.


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OZONE PARK, N.Y. - Horseplayers who like to handicap route races may be tempted to skip out of work and come to Aqueduct on Thursday, because seven two-turn races are on the program.
The best among them is the featured eighth race, a $46,000 allowance at 1 3/16 miles for non-winners-of-three lifetime.
The field of eight is a mixed bag of older males, and can be approached from several different angles.
Trip handicappers have been waiting for Street Life to run back ever since his nightmarish trip on Jan. 24, when he stumbled after breaking from an outside post and then steadied along the inside at the quarter-pole.
Before that, Street Life had run the two best races of his nine-race career, coinciding with the addition of blinkers by trainer Dominick Schettino.
Street Life gets a switch to leading rider Javier Castellano.
Trainer handicappers may go for St. Dehere, a gray 5-year-old who has not been out since a last-place finish on a sloppy Aqueduct main track last May.
Before the layoff, St. Dehere, trained by meet-leader Gary Contessa, had run well in three consecutive route races on the inner dirt, and his one start on a fast main track last spring came against Snake Mountain, who has since gone on to become a multiple graded stakes winner.
St. Dehere has been training long and strong recently, logging no less than 40 combined furlongs of published workouts in the span of about a month.
Amazingly for such a high-volume operation, Contessa's 453 route starters over the past year-plus are virtually a break-even proposition with a collective return on investment of $1.96.
Longshot players may want to give Falso Testimonio a look, because the Argentinian import has two shorter races under his belt since returning from a layoff. He may be closer to the early pace here while adding Lasix for the first time. Moreover, his trainer, Bruce Levine, has produced 24 percent winners and a $2.53 ROI with his last 234 route runners.
A wet track could greatly improve the chances of Foreign Authority, Duvalier, or Celtic Park.
Also in the field are Shelby Lane, who is eligible for an entry-level allowance condition, but comes off a sharp on-the-pace try at this distance; and Court Notes, who figures as the longest price on the board after being claimed from a 17-length loss for $18,000.
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Don't be misled by the title of this story. This is a story about incest and domination between brothers and their parents. If you don't like stories about a boy dominating and controlling and having sex with his various family members, you definitely won't like this, so don't read it. If you're not of legal age you shouldn't be here anyway, so go somewhere else. To all others, I hope you enjoy it. (Duane/aka: Gladiatorkid)
Mommy and Daddy and Me
Chapter One
Jeremy was just nine months older than me, but you know how big brothers can be. He was a real shit, and lorded it over me all the time. Maybe we could have been friends but Jeremy would have none of it. He had to be the boss; he had to be in charge and he loved picking on his little brother. So he beat me up on a regular basis just to let me know that he was in charge.
Jeremy was born tall and I was born short, and although that changed later, it was quite a difference when we were children, and he took advantage of that difference. Jeremy had dark, almost black hair like his father, and I started out as a toe-head, which later turned light brown, almost blond like my mother. And, Jeremy could do no wrong. As far as my parents were concerned, he was the sweetest little boy on the planet and they doted on him. They somehow never seemed to notice that he beat me up all the time, and if they did notice it, they somehow figured I must have deserved it. Every time I complained to them, they made excuses for him and actually told me if I behaved and didn't get him all stirred up, he wouldn't pound on me. They punished me regularly, but never once do I remember of a single occasion when they punished Jeremy. He kept beating on me but I couldn't do anything, so, eventually, I quit complaining and just endured it.
This is gonna sound kinda weird, but I don't think my parents loved me. There, I said it. I don't think they loved me. Of course I've heard about firstborns and how some parents get really hung up on them and ignore their other kids. Well, that was definitely the case with us. Jeremy was loaded with love and affection all the time, getting all of their attention, while they didn't seem to know that I even existed.
For example, I remember one time when I came home from school with a glowing report card that I was so excited about. I was only ten years old at the time.
"Daddy, Daddy" I exclaimed as I found him in the living room watching TV, a soap opera or something. "Look what I got" I said waving the card in front of him.
"Look out, Jerod. You're blocking my view" he said as he pushed me aside.
"But, Daddy. Look at my report card. Look what I did" I said excitedly. "Look!"
"Not now, Jerod. I've got to watch this program. Show it to your mother." I was too wound up to let him dampen my enthusiasm too much, so I went looking for my mother. Although I didn't know it at the time, she was out visiting our next door neighbor so I couldn't find her.
But I knew exactly what to do. I put my report card on the dining room table right where she always sat, so she'd see it before she sat down for dinner. Then I went up to my room to play video games. However, not more than five minutes later I scurried back down wondering if the dining room table was really the best place to put it so she'd see it right away. So I moved it to the kitchen counter right where she'd be preparing dinner so it would be the first thing she would see when she came in to the kitchen. I couldn't wait for her to see it.
When Mommy finally called me down for dinner I could barely control my excitement, but as I started into the dining room I saw Jeremy standing there with the biggest, brightest smile on his face you can imagine, looking like a little cherub, with Mommy giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Oh, Jeremy, this is wonderful" she said as she kissed him. "I'm so proud of you."
Standing next to her was Daddy looking at Jeremy's report card. "Congratulations, Jeremy. This is excellent work. You should be very proud." Of course Jeremy stood there beaming, and when he saw me standing there he smiled even more, smug with the knowledge that he getting their attention and I wasn't. Mommy and Daddy didn't even seem to notice as I walked through the room into the kitchen, and there on the counter was my report card, unopened, with some stains on if from the dinner preparations.
Of course I went up to my room crying and refused to come down for dinner even though Mommy called me several times. Later on in the evening I got a spanking from Daddy for not doing what I was told.
This report card thing is only one example of the way Mommy and Daddy treated us differently.
Another example was when Jeremy broke our bike. Yes, our bike; there was only one. I got to use it only when Jeremy let me, which wasn't very often.
Jeremy had been playing with some friends and was trying to stand on the seat. I didn't see it happen but I heard he crashed into a tree, bent the front wheel and dented the fender. He also tore his shirt and got some scrapes on his arm and shoulder.
The first I heard about it was when I got home from school the next day, and Daddy was waiting for me. I pleaded my innocence but he paid no attention and punished me anyway, and actually giving me a black eye. I mean, was he blind? Didn't he or Mommy see the scrapes on his arm or his torn shirt? Were they too stupid to make the connection between that and the broken bike?
When I tried to confront Jeremy, he laughed at my black eye, and beat me up again. And, he wouldn't let me use the bike for a couple weeks, even after they got it fixed.
These events were not that unusual. They treated Jeremy like a Prince and they treated me like shit.
So, as you can see, they didn't love me. And they loved Jeremy a lot. Up to this time; that is when I was ten and Jeremy was not quite eleven; he had lorded it over me because he was older and taller, and he always won when we wrestled. He'd get me down on the floor twisting my arm or something, having me screaming in agony while he laughed. I'd have to yell 'I give, I give, I give' over and over before he'd let me go.
Up to that time I didn't know any better and it just seemed to be the correct order of things for me to get beat up by my older brother. He picked on me because he knew Mommy and Daddy would always take his side. He knew he could get away with it, so why not?
But, in fact, Jeremy took after my father who was skinny, and I took after my mother who was what they call 'big boned', just naturally more stalwart. I guess I just wasn't aware of it at the time, but although Jeremy was taller than me, I was becoming huskier than him.
But that report card thing really turned everything upside down. I was really angry, and the anger began to build within me. It was always there, just under the surface, but now it came out full force. I was angry all the time.
But things were about to change.
Something happened that really changed the way I looked at myself and the people around me right about that time. There was this kid at school, Hank, who was always picking on my friend Tommy. Hank was just a bully, but he had a special thing for Tommy who lived just across the street from him.
On the day that changed my life, I was over at Tommy's house and we were throwing the football in his front yard. His backyard was almost nonexistent, so we had to use the front yard. Hank must have had a bug up his ass that day because he came across the street.
"What the fuck" he said to Tommy. "You fuckin think Coach Ryley is going to let a skinny fuck like you on our fuckin football team?" As you can see he had a limited vocabulary.
"Leave us alone, Hank" Tommy said. I lived a couple blocks away so I didn't see all the action between Tommy and Hank, but I heard about it a lot. Hank loved picking on little guys, and Tommy was his favorite.
"You telling me what to do, you little fuck" Hank said as he walked up to Tommy. "Huh? You telling me what to do?" Hank gave him a shove.
"Please, Hank. Just leave me alone" Tommy whined.
"Leave him alone, Hank" I said, putting my two cents worth in.
"You shut the fuck up" he said to me, as he tripped Tommy and knocked him down. "Coach don't want to fuckin pansies on our football team." He gave Tommy a kick in the side.
"Hey" I yelled at him. "Leave him alone." I couldn't believe that he'd just kicked Tommy while he was lying on the ground. In my book, that wasn't fighting fair. "What do you think you're doing?" Even though Tommy and I were together a lot, Hank had pretty much ignored me; focusing his bullying on Tommy, who was smaller and skinnier than me.
But now he turned to me. "You stay the fuck out of this, creep" he said to me. "This is between me and this little squirt." He turned back to Tommy and gave him another kick, this time getting him just above the ear.
I was instantly furious, and saw red; bright red. I stepped over to Hank, jerked him around by the arm, and swung. Now, I was right handed and had never swung at anyone with my left hand before, but because I was crazed with anger, I somehow hit him just perfectly and got him squarely on his left eye. Thank God I remembered to make a fist, or I probably would have broken some fingers.
Hank went flying back, landing on the ground on his back and banging his head on our football.
He was stunned from the fall and didn't move and I was beginning to wonder if I'd killed him. But I was stunned as well. I'd actually knocked this bully down with only one punch; the very first time I'd ever tried to hit anyone like that.
Very slowly he seemed to come back to his senses and then he started to cry.
Now, you've got to understand that bullies don't cry. Their reputation would be ruined forever if anyone saw them cry after being hit by another kid. So I knew he was hurting. I wasn't little and skinny like Tommy and I'd put a lot of power into that swing and it'd actually hurt my fist. Hank was going to have one hell of a black eye, but he also must have really banged his head, almost knocking himself out. He just lay there bawling, and I, very slowly, began to smile. I was thrilled. I'd knocked Hank, the local bully, on his ass.
"You broke my eye" he blubbered as he held his hands to his face. I walked over to him, reached down and grabbed his hair, and pulled his head up off the ground. "You touch Tommy again and I kick the shit out of you" I growled at him. He looked up at me with this shocked look on his face as he continued crying, and that's when I found out that I could be pretty damn assertive and self-confident.
Tommy and I just left him there and went into the house. I was still in shock. I couldn't believe that I'd actually knocked Hank down; the bully; the guy who liked picking on littler kids. Then I saw Tommy's face.
He had the biggest look of admiration on his face that I'd ever seen. "That was beautiful, Jerod. You were awesome." Tommy praised me up one side and down the other, and, of course, it went right to my head. I was floating on air. I was a macho-man, a superman. I'd actually beat up the local bully. Tommy and I were ten at the time, and he'd always looked up to me anyway because he was such a little kid, but from that time on it was hero worship all the way.
This event really changed me because I found out that I could stand up for myself, and didn't have to put up with shit from anybody. Tommy and I ran into Hank a few days later, and I was loaded with confidence. Leopards don't change their spots that quickly so he was still being a bully to smaller kids, however he didn't come after Tommy as usual because he was obviously afraid of me. Can you imagine what that did to me, him being apprehensive and fearful in front of me? I loved it. He tried to just ignore us and walk away but I went after him. I chased him and grabbed him and whipped is ass. Just for the hell of it. It was fun.
Did that make me a bully? Probably, but who cares. The buildup in my confidence was intoxicating, and along with Tommy's hero worship, I was flying above the clouds. It changed my life.
So, what was I going to do with this new load of confidence? I decided to have it out with Jeremy.
A couple days later when our parents had gone out somewhere for the evening I decided to have it out with him. Of course I was nervous because he'd always beat me before, but I went into his bedroom anyway, absolutely determined to stop his terrorizing. Kicking Hank's butt had really changed me, and I was loaded with grit and determination. Jeremy was lying on his bed playing with his Gameboy, but looked up as I came in.
"Get out of my room" he growled at me as he continued his game. I just walked up to the bed, grabbed him by the hair, and dragged him off the bed onto the floor and got on my knees on top of him.
I slugged him in the mouth. "Yeeeaaaoooh. Jerod" he screamed. He grabbed my arms, but I got loose and slugged him again. We struggled for a bit and he actually got me off of him, but I had so much anger built up, and for the first time I didn't care that he was older than me. And I didn't care how much he hurt me. We wrestled around for a while, hitting and clawing at each other, and, yeah, I was taking a lot of punishment.
At one point he was on top of me and hitting me, but I was able to grab his arms. And then, through sheer arm strength I was able to push him off. That's when we both realized that although he may have been taller and older than me, I was stronger than he was. I said I was becoming huskier than him, and with that extra beef came strength.
After that it was pretty much downhill because I took control, wrestling him around until I got him down on his stomach with me on top. I grabbed his hair, pulled his head up, and started slamming him in the face. I hit him, and hit him, and hit him, and kept hitting him. I had a whole lot of anger built up in me.
"Jerod" he screamed. "Stop, stop, stop. IgiveIgiveIgive." As I finally got myself under control and stopped hitting him, both of us were panting wildly, and I saw that his face was bloody and so was my hand. I jerked his hair viciously a couple times and then got up off of him. He just lay there crying as I looked down at him.
Finally I grabbed his arm and pulled him over onto his back. Getting on my knees next to him, I grabbed his hair again, and forced him to look at me.
"Don't you ever try to beat me up again, Jeremy. I'm top dog now, and if you try to fuck with me I'll beat you bloody every day of the week." I jerked his hair. "You hear me?"
"Okay, okay, Jerod" he cried. He must have been embarrassed to be crying in front of his little brother, but I knew he was hurting and couldn't stop. "Just let me go."
"I'll let you go when you admit I'm in charge" I said. "Say it."
"Come on, Jerod. Let me up" he sobbed, blood dripping down his face from his bloody nose.
I slugged him again. Not really hard, but just enough to get his attention. "Tell me who's in charge. Tell me whose Boss" I snapped.
"Okay, Jerod. Okay, you're boss" he cried.
"About fuckin time" I said as I got up and walked out of the room.
Jeremy didn't go to school the next day, and after Daddy caught up with me, I couldn't set down for a week, and I had more bruises on my face than Jeremy did. Yeah, than was my Daddy, and Jeremy was his little baby. But I felt really good about it.
There was no doubt that I had now taken over, and Jeremy was never going to be able to beat me again. Of course I had beat him up a few more times, actually a lot more times, to drill it into his head that I was in charge, but he soon realized that I was stronger than he was and he couldn't beat me in a fight. So he finally accepted my superiority and gave up trying to win, and after a few more sessions of me pounding him, he quit arguing with me and started obeying my orders.
And yes, I ordered him around. He'd been a shit to me for years, so I had a lot of catching up to do. But, I was not simply satisfied with just being able to beat him up and be in charge, I wanted him to know that he had to earn my good behavior. I didn't allow him to just keep out of my way, hoping I wouldn't kick his ass, but I gave him a growing list of chores he had to do, things he had to do to keep me from pounding him. And I demanded complete obedience on a day to day basis. His main objective when he got home from school every day was to try to keep me happy. So, it wasn't long before he was doing all my chores, and anything else I wanted him to do.
As you can imagine this didn't set well with Daddy, and I took a few whippings and a whole lot of bruises from him before I trained Jeremy that tattling to Mommy and Daddy only made things worse for him, a lot worse. But I trained him well. He became my obedient little servant. Yes, he was still Mommy and Daddy's little angel, but I was the one that would kick the shit out of him on a regular basis if he didn't do my bidding. Eventually he just accepted that he had to do what I told him no matter what, and basically he just became my dedicated servant, my lackey. I was barely eleven years old, and he wasn't twelve yet. I loved having my very own servant.
The final culmination of all my efforts was the day I entered his bedroom and he literally leaped up off the bed with this shocked and fearful look on his face. Yeah, fearful. Finally, he was afraid of me. And nothing gave me more pleasure than my older brother fearing me. This was exactly where I wanted him.
"Wha... wha... what, Jerod?" he said nervously that day.
"You didn't put those boxes in the garage" I growled at him. "The ones Dad told me to move."
"I'm sorry, Jerod. I didn't... I didn't... I didn't know" his whole body shuddered in apprehension.
"You heard him tell me, didn't you? Didn't you?
"Yes, Jerod. Yes. I did."
"Well that means you. Now get your ass out there and move them."
"Okay, Jerod. Sorry. I'll do it right now." And he was off like a shot to do my bidding, not even taking time to put his shoes on. Of course I was beaming with pleasure. I had him right where I wanted him, and I was going to keep him there. I planned to keep him on edge all the time, so he'd always worry whether he was doing the right things to keep me happy.
When he was finished moving the boxes into the garage he came back and apologized to me. Can you imagine? He apologized for not doing my work for me. I was delighted.
When Jeremy stopped complaining to him, Daddy must have still noticed what was going on but he didn't do anything. He just continued ignoring me, just like always.
What really changed my life was when Uncle Rick came to live with us. Uncle Rick was my Dad's younger brother. He had gotten into some kind of trouble and had been in prison for a couple years, and my father agreed to help get him back on his feet. Jeremy and I each had our own bedrooms upstairs so our parents set up a small room with a bath in the basement for him.
While my Dad was skinny, Uncle Rick was a hunk, and one of the first things he did was to set up a workout room in the basement. He'd been a football player in high school and junior college so had got into major bodybuilding, and while in prison he had really maxed out on his muscles. He saw that I was a natural and got me started lifting weights along with him. I wasn't even thirteen yet but did I ever take off. I must have had the perfect body type to begin with because my muscles were only waiting for their chance to burst out of my clothes, and they did exactly that.
I was looking damn good with muscles showing after only six months and when Uncle Rick moved out a year later, I was catching up to him and I was only fourteen. I was spending my life in the basement and making gains that astonished everybody. Everybody except Daddy, who seemed not to notice, or at least he pretended not to notice. Uncle Rick had been working out ever since his high school football days, over ten years, and he said he'd never seen anybody make the kind of progress I was making.
But Uncle Rick got me started out on something else along with my bodybuilding. Fucking. In fact there was hardly any separation between working-out with him and fucking with him. From the very beginning with Uncle Rick, bodybuilding was a sexual thing.
When I hit puberty, which was about the same time I started working out, one of my very first ejaculations was in Uncle Rick's mouth while I was doing bench presses. From the very beginning we worked out in jockstraps or tiny bikini's and sometimes in the nude, so there was barely ever a workout when we didn't have roaring hard-ons. So, having a hard-on and lifting weights were almost synonymous for me right from the very beginning.
Uncle Rick was unfortunate to be born with a tiny dick, less than six inches, a lot less than six inches, and I was fortunate to be born with a big one, right up there around nine inches. So it was no surprise, and not unusual for a guy with a little peepee like Uncle Rick, that he was wild about big dicks and particularly wild about my big schlong. Actually, although he was a hunk, with a great physique and nice musculature, he'd always been mesmerized by big dicks and loved submitting to big dicked studs. He told me stories about a huge guy in prison, a real dominant stud, who used him as his boytoy. Yeah, big hunky, husky, handsome Uncle Rick, some giant muscleman's boytoy.
So he took me under his wing and started training me, not only in bodybuilding but also in hot domination sex, and I was a natural at both of them. I had a big growth spurt when I was twelve, so I was a pretty big kid to start with, but using my strength and the muscles I was building, and my natural aggressiveness, I took to domination sex like a duck to water, and started fucking Uncle Rick before, during, and after our workouts.
But, of course, I was a novice at both working out and fucking. As much as I loved both activities I was just following Uncle Rick's direction and learning from him. He was molding me into an image of what he thought a dominant muscle stud should be. And that image was of a very young, very cute nephew, who loved to work-out and who loved dominating his Uncle. Uncle Rick didn't expect me to reciprocate, like blowing him or anything, so I didn't. He said submissives got their pleasure from giving pleasure to their dom. I was the top and he was the bottom, always.
Yes, he was a bottom, but while he was training me, he was a dominant bottom. Is there such a thing, a dominant bottom? Actually, he was blowing me a lot, and I was fucking him like a rabbit, but he was the guy who was controlling the action; he was directing me.
But, I was a natural leader and within six months or so I was tired of doing what he wanted, and I wanted to be in charge myself.
After all, Jeremy barely made a move these days without my permission and I liked bossing him around. I'd go into Jeremy's bedroom sometimes and just stand there glaring at him. He'd almost start shaking in dread, but he'd ask me if there was anything he could do for me. Sometimes I did it just to scare him, just for the hell of it, but other times I'd give him a list of things to do. But you have no idea what a charge I got from having him there, nervous as hell, asking what he could do for me. I loved having him fear me and I loved being in charge, so at some point I had to lay down the law to Uncle Rick.
"I'm in charge from now on Uncle" I said to him one day. "From now on you'll do what I say." We'd just finished working out and he'd just given me a blowjob.
"What?" he asked. "What is that supposed to mean?"
"It means I'm tired of you making all the decisions here. I know what I need, and tomorrow we're going to work arms and shoulders."
"Jerod, that's not on the schedule, and we need to stick to the schedule."
"That's your schedule, not mine. Fuck the schedule. We're working arms and shoulders tomorrow" I said. "And from now on, you'll stop trying to get me hard while I'm working out. I hate it when you grab my dick while I'm in the middle of something. If I want to fuck, I'll tell you I want to fuck."
He tried to buck me the very next day, when he started feeling me up while I was doing curls.
"Get your fuckin hands off of me, damn it" I growled at him. "Didn't I tell you I was in charge now? You don't fuckin do anything without asking me."
"You mean I can't even touch you?" he snickered. "But you're so hot. How can I keep my hands off of you?" He was being a smart ass and I wasn't about to take it.
"Here's how" I said as I put the weights down, reached up, and slapped his face, hard. His whole body shuddered and I know his cock gave a surge.
"Ohhh, Jerod, Jerod" he moaned in delirium. "Oh yeah, Jerod." I think he was close to an orgasm. But that answered one question I had; he not only wanted me to dominate him, he wanted me to slap him around.
Well, that was just fine with me. In fact it was more than fine. I slapped him again. "You wanna touch me, you gotta ask" I said firmly.
"Okay, Jerod. Okay" he gasped, still in the throes of his near ejaculation. "Can I feel you up?"
"No" I said, making sure he knew that I was going to make the decisions. "Get the fuck out of the way. Maybe I'll let you lick my ass when I'm done."
I had never spoken to him like this before, with such confidence and authority, so his body shuddered again in excitement, and as he reached down and barely touched his prick, he started to shoot. His pecker gave a bounce and his first shot got me in the thigh.
"Oh, shit, shit, shit" he grunted as he grabbed his prick and fired shot after shot onto the floor. "Oh shit, Jerod." I just ignored him, picked up my dumbbells and went back to my curls. He was definitely going to lick that cum off my quads, and I was going to make him lick it up off the floor as well. And maybe I would have him lick my ass when I was done.
So I took charge and started making the rules, and Uncle Rick became my submissive, deferring to me on everything. Uncle Rick said his partner in prison, or Master as he sometimes called him, was very demanding and trained him to be a perfect bottom boy. So I took over that job; I became Uncle Rick's Master. Yes, I took charge, but Uncle Rick continued subtly molding me into a demanding, controlling Master. He literally became my slave. I was going on fourteen and Uncle Rick was twenty-seven.
I made him into my flunkey during the workouts and I'd sometimes make him lick the sweat off me afterwards, and then beg to be allowed to service me. Then I'd slap him around some while I fucked him. We did all kinds of crazy shit and he was absolutely wild about it and could never get enough. As I got bigger and more aggressive he became even more submissive and became my total slave. I was in hog heaven, and so was he. Standing in front of a mirror flexing my muscles with my hunky uncle on his knees blowing me or licking my ass was absolutely mind blowing. Particularly for a gay kid not quite fifteen years old who was being turned into a powerful commanding top man, both physically and mentally.
This went on for months, until my parents finally figured out what was going on and made Uncle Rick move out. I told you they ignored me entirely, so they paid no attention to what we were doing in the basement, and it took them forever to figure out that I was fucking Uncle Rick every day. Jeremy didn't dare tell them and they were too oblivious of me to even notice what we were up to. So Uncle Rick and I were fucking for over a year and a half before Mommy accidently walked in on us.
Uncle Rick had a job and was well situated by the time Daddy kicked him out, so he could afford to get out on his own. He wasn't going to have me anymore, but I knew a submissive hunk like him was not going to have any trouble finding some dominant stud to keep him in line. Besides, Uncle Rick said his 'Master' from prison was getting out in a few months and they were planning to hook up.
By then I was a seasoned bodybuilder and an accomplished top man. Not even fifteen yet, I was a hunk. Uncle Rick left the weights behind, so I continued having fantastic workouts in the basement.
(more to come)


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Happy Adoption Day!
Surfing through my favorite blogs this evening, I suddenly realized that I missed a wonderful opportunity: Today is National Adoption Day! If you are a member of an adoptive family, I hope you find a way to celebrate. Bring out the cake!!!
Surfing the TV channels tonight, however, it became clear that the media still has a long way to go before they are prepared to party. This evening my husband and I were watching "Cold Case," in which a pair of high-school kids brought their baby into the world in a locker room … and reneged on the plan they had made with a couple desperate to adopt. When the birth father gives the prospective adoptive father the news, the adoptive father loses control and hits the boy with his car. Birth mother, thinking she has been abandoned, leaves child where someone will find and take care of her … the kid is picked up by a third party with questionable motives. A sad story all around. The thing is, I find it more than a little ironic (not to mention in bad taste, given the timing) that the only "bad guy" seems to be the man who was willing and able to give the baby a home.
In every adoption, there is always at least one broken heart. It is inevitable … God created married couples to reflect His image in the love they have for each other, which enables them to be co-creators (with God) of the lives they bring into the world through that love. When this plan is set aside – whether foolishly, through unmarried sex, or sacrificially, through a subsequent adoption plan – the pain is real, and lasts a lifetime. It affects everyone involved – children, adoptive parents, and birth parents alike. It may be the right choice. It may be the best and most selfless choice. But it is not a clear choice – except perhaps for those whose arms are aching to hold a child.
Although I am an adoptive parent, I would be willing to go out on a limb and say that God never intended adoption to be His first choice for any child. However (and this is the point that seems lost on much of the media) the point at which God's plan is derailed is not when adoption papers are signed, but when a life is conceived outside a lifelong marriage commitment. From that point on, the best one can hope for is to contain the damage – and, frankly, once the abortion landmine is circumnavigated, all too often it boils down to taking the less objectionable of two undesirable scenarios: a flawed biological connection (one immature or overwhelmed parent or two resentful ones) vs. a benevolent adoptive one. Either way, the child is marked for life – though at least he does have a life.
As we release our helium balloons into the air and blow out the candles on another "Adoption Day" cake, lets take a moment to acknowledge that our dream come true may look very different to our children – if not now, certainly someday, and sooner than we'd like. Signed adoption papers are not the "happy ever after" of a fairy tale; adoption is, at best, God's generous "Plan B" for that child, a testimony to His ability to make good come out of every bad situation for those who are committed to love and serve Him. And His ability to be a true "Father" to every child He first loved when formed in her mother's womb.
Adoptive parenting, then, is an opportunity for a couple to reflect that image of God by becoming not co-creators, but co-lovers and co-redeemers of human beings whose dignity has been marred by the poor choices of their first parents (just as the dignity of the whole human race was marred by our first parents in the Garden).
Thankfully, adoptive parents also have an opportunity to mirror that divine image back to our children. As we continue to walk alongside them in good times and bad, we can guide them to discover within themselves all the truth and beauty of God created within them from the very beginning. And that, my friends, is something worth celebrating.
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Just to be clear: There is only one version of Spiceworks. For users who don't want ads the MyWay program allows them to show their own 'ad' (logo or just a blank ad) instead of the regular ads. Some users use the space to show internal ads for the IT team and service providers use it to for branding their Spiceworks install. We don't have a version that works offline from the Internet.
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Yes, you have the link to the correct video from InfusionSoft. The goal is to have my infusionSoft user able to click on the link for the uploaded file.
Also, do you know if Jotform authentication with infusionSoft had been fixed? I saw another thread where they mentioned an issue with the authentication (the token was expiring). This would be a problem, because for this to work, we need out customers to fill out the form, and our customers won't have the information to link the form to the infusionSoft instance for our company.
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I understand, we just need to wait for updates from our developers.
With regards to the issue about authentication or the token was expiring, are you referring to the error message, "Invalid Refresh Token", that some users have already reported? However, like my other colleagues, I, too, cannot reproduce that issue. This is the exact same form, https://form.jotform.com/60300728033948, I have used for testing last January and it is still working without any error message.
The issue, by the way, is already forwarded to our developers and it is still open. If you encounter the same issue, please feel free to let us know so we can submit it to our developers.
Thank you.
I would like to hear about the outcome on this as well.
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Uploaded files show the whole file link in Infusionsoft's custom field now.
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