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|Application number
|Publication date
|Jun 1, 2010
|Filing date
|Mar 11, 2009
|Priority date
|Mar 11, 2009
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|Publication number
|James R. Peterson, Nathan A. Mariman, Carl S. Silbernagel, Samuel Santiago, Jason D. Walter, Ron G. Landman
|Original Assignee
|Deere & Company
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|BiBTeX, EndNote, RefMan
|Patent Citations (34), Referenced by (24), Classifications (20), Legal Events (2)
|External Links: USPTO, USPTO Assignment, Espacenet
The present invention relates to agricultural seeding machines, and, more particularly, to the synchronization of seed placement among two or more plant rows.
An agricultural seeding machine, such as a row crop planter or grain drill, places the seed at a desired depth within a plurality of parallel seed furrows formed in soil. In the case of a row crop planter, a plurality of row units are typically ground driven using wheels, shafts, sprockets, transfer cases, chains and the like. Each row unit has a frame, which is movably coupled with a tool bar. The frame may carry a main seed hopper, herbicide hopper and insecticide hopper. If the granular herbicide and insecticide are used, the metering mechanisms associated therewith for the dispensing of the granular product into the seed furrow are relatively simple. On the other hand, mechanisms necessary to properly meter seeds at a predetermined rate and to place the seeds at a predetermined relative location and depth within the seed furrow are relatively complicated.
The mechanisms associated with metering and placing of the seeds generally can be divided into a seed metering system and a seed placement system, which are in communication with each other. The seed metering system receives the seeds in a bulk manner from a seed hopper carried by the frame. Different types of seed metering systems can be used such as seed plates, finger plates, seed disks and belts. In the case of a seed disk metering system, a seed disk is formed with a plurality of seed cells spaced about the periphery thereof. Seeds are moved into the seed cells with one or more seeds in each seed cell depending upon the size and configuration of the seed cell. A vacuum or positive pressure airflow may be used in conjunction with the seed disk to assist in movement and retention of the seeds in the seed cells. The seeds are singulated and discharged sequentially at a predetermined rate to the seed placement system.
The seed placement system may be categorized as a gravity drop system or a power drop system. In the case of a gravity drop system, a seed tube has an inlet end, which is positioned below the seed metering system. The singulated seeds from the seed metering system merely drop into the seed tube and fall by way of gravitational force from a discharge end thereof into the seed furrow. The seed tube may be curved in a rearward manner to assist in directing the seed into the seed furrow
A seed placement system of the power drop variety generally can be classified as a seed conveyor belt drop, rotary valve drop, chain drop or air drop. These types of seed placement systems provide somewhat consistent placement of the seeds along a predetermined path at a desired spacing.
Planting of certain crops, such as corn, in what is called "twin-rows" is becoming increasingly popular. With twin-rows, two rows are closely spaced, for example, spaced apart 7.5 inches (19 cm). The centers of the twin rows are spaced 30 inches (76 cm) apart from the next set of twin rows. Within the twin rows, to maximize the yield, it is necessary to alternate the seeds in the twin rows to avoid crowding of the plants. What is needed in the art is an agricultural seeding machine having an automated system to synchronize or to assist the operator in synchronizing the seed placement between rows of seeds.
The invention includes a seeding machine having a plurality of row units and a processing circuit. Each of the row units have a seed metering device, a seed placement device and at least one sensor. The seed metering device includes a seed metering member or device such as a seed disk, plate, belt or finger plate providing a metering action to a plurality of seeds. The seed placement device receives the seeds sequentially from the seed metering device and delivers the seed to a seed furrow formed beneath the row unit. The sensor detects a parameter related to seed placement. The sensor may be a seed sensor positioned to detect the passage of seeds through the metering device, the seed placement device or in the furrow beneath the row unit. The sensor may also detect a feature of the metering member or the meter drive that relates to the seed placement. The processing circuit receives an index signal from each of the row unit sensors. In addition, the processing circuit receives a reference signal with periodic pulses. The processing circuit compares the index signals from the sensors of each row with the reference signal and determines a current relationship therebetween. For each row unit, there is a desired relationship between the reference signal and the index signal. If the actual relationship does not meet a desired relationship, the metering action of the row unit is altered to establish the desired relationship. Among the two row units in twin-row planting, the relationship between one row unit index signal and the reference signal will differ from the relationship between the other row unit index signal and the reference signal to produce the alternating, i.e. staggered, pattern of plants among the two twin rows. Any other desired pattern between multiple rows can be produced beyond the above twin-row example.
Referring now to the drawings, and more particularly to
Now, additionally referring to
Row unit 24 additionally carries a double disc furrow opener 52 (
A pair of closing wheels 58 is also part of row unit 24. Closing wheels 58 are positioned generally in line with double disc furrow opener 52. Closing wheels 58 are preferably biased in a downward direction and have a peripheral edge with a shape which may vary, depending upon the application. Seed placement system 50 is shown in the form of a gravity drop seed tube 42 (
Seed metering system 26 receives seed from a main seed supply, such as seed from a distant main seed hopper which is supplied via air or the like, or a seed hopper carried by tool bar 20 or a frame of row unit 24. Within the housing of metering system 26 there is a seed pool area. Seed disk 28 has a plurality of holes 30 having seed cells on the seed side of disk 28 intermittently spaced about the periphery thereof. The vacuum airflow promotes entry of the seeds into the seed cells and maintains the seeds in place within the seed cells. Seeds are transported from the seed cells to seed placement system 50. Of course, seed meter 26 may be configured with a positive pressure to assist in seed movement rather than a vacuum pressure.
Row crops require accurate population levels or seeding rates to achieve maximum yields. Some crops, such as corn and cotton, yield best with even, precise plant spacing or plant-to-plant distances within a given row. In a twin-row application, it is not only desired to precisely space plants within one row, but also to precisely space the plants in both rows of the twin-rows such that seeds in one row are evenly spaced relative to seeds in the adjacent twin row. For example, if the desired seed population results in 12 inch (30.5 cm) spacing within the rows, when a seed is planted in one row, it is desired to plant a seed in the adjacent twin row 6 inches (15.25 cm) later. An example of synchronized seed spacing between rows is shown in the twin row application shown in
The row units 24 include a meter drive mechanism 64 for each metering device 26. The drive mechanism includes a transverse hex shaft 66 driven by a planter ground wheel 15. A flexible cable 68 drive is driven by the shaft 66 and in turn provides an input to a transmission 70. The transmission 70 is coupled to the driveshaft 72 of the metering device 26. The transmission 70 includes a planetary gear system such as that shown in U.S. Pat. No. 7,273,016 and incorporated herein by reference. The ring gear of the planetary system is driven by an electric motor 74 controlled by a controller 76. A master controller 78 generates a reference signal that is communicated to the motor controller 76. In addition, a seed sensor 80 located in the seed tube 42 generates a signal when a seed passes which is also communicated to the motor controller 76. The seed sensor 80 is one of many different sensors that can be used in the present invention as described below.
With reference to
The reference signal 82 is communicated to each row unit of the seeding machine and each motor controller is selectively programmed to generate a desired relationship between the reference signal and index signal for that row. This results in producing a desired relationship between the seeds in two or more rows of the seeding machine 14. It will be readily apparent that any type of drive mechanism may be used to drive the metering device that is capable of electronic control to alter the metering action by changing the speed of the metering member. The electro-mechanical drive 64 shown in
The reference signal 82 is shown as a square wave analog signal. A sine wave or any other periodically varying signal. Alternatively, a periodic digital signal can be used as well. While an electronic signal is preferred, the reference signal may be transmitted by sound or light.
Various types and locations of sensors can be used as well as long as the sensor detects a parameter related to seed placement. With reference to
The motor controllers 76 can be physically located on the row unit as shown in
An alternative system is shown schematically in
A third arrangement is shown in
A display 36 and controls 40 of monitoring system 16 may be located in an operating position to provide information to the operator. In one form of the invention, the processing circuit is programmed to make the necessary alterations to the metering action to achieve the desired relationship in seed placement. In another implementation of the invention, the relationship between the reference signal and the index signal for a given row unit is displayed to the operator. A manual input device, such as a knob, dial, touch screen feature, etc. on the display can be used by the operator to momentarily adjust the speed of the metering device, thereby changing the relationship between the signals.
The processing circuit additionally receives a speed signal that relates to a speed of tractor 12 and/or planter 14 upon the ground from a speed sensor 58. Speed sensor 58 may be on tractor 12 or planter 14 and the signal is representative of the speed of planter 14 across the ground. The speed signal may be conveyed to the processing circuit by way of a communication of the signal from tractor 12, or the speed can be determined by the placement of speed sensor 58 on planter 14 with speed sensor 58 being associated with a ground contacting wheel, a global positioning system, a sonar system directed at the ground or a radar system directed at the ground, or the like. The speed signal can be used by the control system 16 to establish the meter drive speeds. In addition, the ground speed is used by the master controller 78 to determine the frequency of the pulses 84 in the reference signal 82.
Seed sensor 80 when in the seed tube 42 may be in the form of an optical sensor with a light source located on one side of seed tube and a light sensor on an opposite side of seed tube 42. Other types of seed sensors can be used on the seed tube or on the metering device or seed furrow as desired. Various non-contact sensors can be used to detect a feature of the metering member or drive such as optical sensors or electro-magnetic sensors, etc.
Alternatively, a clutch in the seed meter drive mechanism, such as shown in U.S. patent application Ser. No. 12/062,158, filed Apr. 3, 2008, and incorporated herein by reference, can be disengaged, or slipped, to alter the metering action thereby changing the seed placement relationship between rows.
Having described the preferred embodiment, it will become apparent that various modifications can be made without departing from the scope of the invention as defined in the accompanying claims.
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|International Classification
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|European Classification
|May 21, 2009
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That night was kinda relaxing to the brothers. The faint sounds of the city above them though made it rough for Leo to sleep. In fact, he ended up pacing around in the cabin.
"Bro, just chill."
"How come? Can you sleep with that noise up there?"
"Sure I can. It's easy."
"Like this." Alex then fell back and fell to sleep. Leo wondered why he even asked as he went off to sleep himself...or tried to at least.
"Geesh. Alex can sleep through anything...well good night pal." Leo thought, and closed his eyes.
That night he woke up again, Still awfully tired...but oddly there's no noise now. Leo wanted to go to sleep but he noticed that Alex had woken up too and they both saw white mist coming in from outside...then someone else walked in.
"Eh? Hey, some of us are trying to-..."
Alex was cut off when he saw who it was...it was a spirit...the previous Avatar Korra!
"Korra?...Avatar? Korra?"
"Yes Leo. Alex. I've come here with a message. You two have a great importance to learn the elements." Korra said.
"Excuse me?...but only the Avatar can learn all the elements right?" Leo said, confused.
"Right...right now though the passing has been cut in two...the two of you."
Leo and Alex looked at each other with a shocked look on each of their faces.
"Both of us?" Leo murmured.
"Two Avatars?" Alex murmured.
"...but how does that work? Two Avatars at the same time, I mean-. Who's supposed to know what?"
"That I'm afraid is unclear. But whichever the case maybe, you two have to figure it out before the Koi take control over the Republic City." Korra said. And with that, she walked out and vanished. A sudden burst of light flashed and suddenly...Leo woke up?
"Huh? Wha?...Alex, get up." Leo said.
"No mommy, just five more minutes..." Alex groaned, trying to sleep. But Leo managed to make Alex awake.
"Bro. Listen. I think I have something important to tell you."
"No wait, I think I have something too." Alex and Leo try to say there's until they both just said, "I think we're the Avatar!" They both stared at each other for a second.
"Let me guess...you got that same dream?"
"Yep. I guess...so we have to figure out who's going to be the one with all the elements...but who?"
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What's your favourite kind of kiss? My personal favourite is the kiss without tongue, but I do love them all :)
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This Mother Did The Unimaginable To Support Her Daughter, Hats Off!
A mother is an epitome of love and sacrifice. Whether you are sick or studying till 3 a day before your exam, she is always by your side. She wouldn't sleep until you sleep. She wouldn't eat until you are fed.
Here, in this story, a little girl named Faith May just went through a brain surgery, what her mother did for her to show love and support will make you sob.


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Blissfully Yours (2002) aka Sud sanaeha
Genre: Drama | Romance
Director: Apichatpong Weerasethakul
Country: Thailand
Language: Thai
Subtitles: English (.srt file)
Aspect Ratio: Widescreen 1.66:1
Length: 127mn
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This second feature of Apichatpong Weerasethakul is more an experience than a story-dependent film. Something strange happens to your feeling for time while watching this two-hour long film: time seems suspended, absent. When 45 minutes into the film the opening credits suddenly appear, they come as a bit of a shock, because by then you are irresistibly drawn into the non-story.
The way this film treats time is reminiscent of several films by Taiwanese director Tsai Ming-Liang: long, drawn-out scenes, in real-time or almost, and with little or no dialogue. Also the relationship between the main characters brings to mind Tsai's films, more in particular 'Aiqing Wansui' with its triangular relationship.
'Blissfully Yours' is an impressionist rendering of a lazy afternoon in the mountainous border region between Thailand and Myanmar. Min is an illegal immigrant from Myanmar, who takes his girlfriend Roong for a pick-nick. They are joined later by Orn, an older woman employed by Roong to take care of Min.
One of the main ingredients in impressionism is the sun, and the sun plays an important though discrete role in this film also. It is present everywhere in the second part of the film, softly filtered through the canopy of the jungle, but also as a threat to Min who has a skin disease and was told to stay out of the sun.
What also filters through in the film is the political issue of Myanmarese immigrants in northern Thailand. The first half hour shows the three main characters consulting a doctor about Min's skin condition. Min, who has no papers, doesn't speak - perhaps because the doctor would refuse to treat him if she knew her patient was an illegal alien and not a Thai. And the doctor's refusal to give Min a 'fit-to-work' certificate unless he can produce official papers is typical of the administrative vicious circle so many illegal immigrants are caught in all around the world.
This makes for a stark contrast between the first and second part of the film, between grim reality and a dreamy, lazy afternoon that is bathed in light.
American audiences may feel uneasy seeing sex scenes that are neither censored, clinical, beautified or violent. Not recommended for viewers who require car chases and shoot-outs, or for those who don't like ants.
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Justin Hopper is a writer from Pittsburgh, USA. He lives and works in England.
Justin is a writer exploring the intersection of landscape, memory and myth through non-fiction, poetry and audio projects. His site-specific audio poems have been commissioned and funded by the Shorelines Festival of Literature of the Sea, the SPILL Festival of Performance and the Sprout Fund, and included collaborators such as Scanner, Shirley Collins, Jem Finer, Lost Harbours and Susie Honeyman. His sold-out courses on landscape writing and art have run annually at Tate Britain for four years. He has spoken and performed at events hosted by Oxford and Cambridge, the National Maritime Museum, Somerset House and the Institut Francais; on the banks of the Thames estuary and in a field in rural Essex. There is further info available on select Projects or, for audio poetry projects including Public Record, I Made Some Low Inquiries and Ley Line, visit the Jackdaw Shivers bandcamp site.
The Old Weird Albion, a book of journeys into the English underculture along the South Downs Way, is published December, 2016, by Penned In The Margins.


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"I find that if you take the various popular song forms to their logical extremes, you can arrive at almost anything from the ridiculous to the obscene—or, as they say in New York, sophisticated."Thomas Andrew Lehrer (born April 9, 1928) is an American satirist who managed to achieve remarkable popularity and impact on popular culture, despite having produced only three albums' worth of material in the 1950s and '60s before retiring to a life in academia as a mathematician. Lehrer's pieces often take the form of witty parodies of various popular song forms. Other common themes in his work are disapproval of nuclear war, Cold War politics, and folk singing. Of course, he undercuts that last by putting forth as perfect a rendition of such songs as can be done with only a piano ("imagine that I am playing an 88-string guitar", as he said in his intro to "The Folk Song Army," on his 1965 album That Was the Year That Was) as accompaniment.He also wrote 10 songs for the children's educational series The Electric Company (1971).Lehrer is still alive, and occasionally performing. At the 80th birthday party of a fellow mathematician and friend Irving "Kaps" Kaplansky, he dusted off a handful of mathematics songs to an appreciative crowd of students and fellow mathematicians."Weird Al" Yankovic cites Tom Lehrer as one of his inspirations, while Dr. Demento has described him as "the greatest musical satirist of the 20th Century." Lehrer's own inspirations notably include Gilbert and Sullivan, Danny Kaye and Cole Porter. He also claimed to have invented the Jell-O shot as a way of circumventing military base regulations, though the idea goes at least as far back as the 1862 book, How to Mix Drinks or The Bon-Vivants Companion.The website Tom Lehrer Song Lyrics (With Annotations) features a collection of, well, his annotated lyrics.Trope Namer for The Masochism Tango.
—Tom Lehrer
- Songs By Tom Lehrer (1953)
- More of Tom Lehrer (1959)
- An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer (1959)note
- Revisited (1960)note
- That Was the Year That Was (1965)
Mr. Lehrer's works display examples of:
- Acting Unnatural: In one of Tom Lehrer's compositions for The Electric Company (1971), "L-Y", this trope comes into play in the second verse. Enhanced by the animation for the song, in which the "secret agent man" leans against the safe he is trying to open while playing with a yo-yo and smiling ear to ear.You're a secret agent man
Who's after the secret plan
How do you act so they don't know you're a spy?
Ah-normally (Not-So-Innocent Whistle) Normally (whistles again)
Normal... L-Y!
- The Aggressive Drug Dealer: "The Old Dope Peddler"
- Alma Mater Song:
- "Bright College Days".
- "Fight Fiercely, Harvard". It is actually a parody of a Football Fight Song, but Harvard is Tom Lehrer's alma mater.
- Anti Christmas Carol: "A Christmas Carol".
- Anti-Love Song: Numerous examples.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: The final verse of "The Irish Ballad":And when at last the police came by
Her little pranks she did not deny
For to do so she would have had to lie...
And lyin' she knew was a sin.
- Inverted with the the review-quotes he included on at least one of his album covers:"More desperate than amusing" New York Herald Tribune
"He seldom has any point to make except obvious ones" The Christian Science Monitor
"Mr. Lehrer's muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste." New York Times
"Obvious, jejune, and remarkably unsophisticated." London Evening Standard
"Plays the piano acceptably" The Oakland Tribune
- Inverted with the the review-quotes he included on at least one of his album covers:
- Beastly Bloodsports: "In Old Mexico"
- Bestiality Is Depraved:
- From the introduction to "In Old Mexico":He majored in animal husbandry until they... caught him at it one day.
- From "I Got It from Agnes":She then gave it to Daniel, whose spaniel has it now.
- From the introduction to "In Old Mexico":
- Bilingual Bonus: In the recorded version of "Lobachevsky", the reviews from Pravda and Izvestia are, respectively: "There once was a king who had a pet flea," the first line of Mussorgsky's "Song of the Flea", and "I must go where the Tsar himself goes on foot," a Russian idiom meaning "I have to go to the bathroom". Lehrer usually substituted nonsense when he performed before an audience whose members were likely to include Russian speakers.
- Black Comedy: Lots and lots of examples, but "I Got It from Agnes" has this doozy: "Max got it from Edith, who gets it every spring/ She got it from her daddy, who just gives her everything..."
- It gets better: "She gave it to Daniel whose spaniel has it now/ Our dentist's even got it and we're still wondering how."
- Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: The commingling of the ordinary with the squick is a staple of his work.
- "My Home Town" begins with idyllic reminiscences of his home town and quickly slides into recalling "the guy who took a knife/and monogrammed his wife".
- "Be Prepared" exhorts Boy Scouts to be prepared for all situations...such as smoking dope and pimping out their own sisters.
- "I Hold Your Hand in Mine" sounds romantic, up to the lyrics "My joy would be complete, dear/If only you were here/But still I keep your hand/As a precious souvenir." And: "I hold your hand in mine, dear/I press it to my lips/I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips".
- His song "The Old Dope Peddler" sings admiringly of the cornerstone of any neighborhood, the Heroin Dealer. In more recent interviews, he's admitted that in retrospect he finds that particular song "chilling".
- "I Wanna Go Back to Dixie" does this as well. It's mostly an almost sweet, happy song about wanting to go back home...but it's after he includes the line "Ol' times there are not forgotten/Whuppin' slaves and selling cotton" that it gets dark.
- "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" starts off like a lovely ode to springtime and young love, but when he suddenly starts the chorus, the song takes a major left turn into this trope, along with some Lyrical Dissonance because of the song still being sung the same way, despite the lyrics. He actually tries to justify this:We've gained notoriety
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society with our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety
And quite a variety of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon!
- Most of Tom Lehrer's songs, and their humor, stem from this trope.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Aside from being a quirky satirist, he's a Harvard-educated mathematician and a very accomplished pianist.
- Cheap Heat: Since That Was the Year That Was was recorded in San Francisco, he sings "the breakfast garbage that you throw into the bay, they drink at lunch in San Jose" in "Pollution" and gets an enthusiastic reaction from the crowd. The songbook Too Many Songs by Tom Lehrer suggests that anyone singing the song should similarly localize that line.
- Competition Coupon Madness: Parodied in "It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier".
- Convenience Store Gift Shopping: He mocks the practice in his Christmas Carol:Relations sparing no expense'll
Send some useless old utensil
Or a matching pen and pencil.
"Just the thing I need. How nice."
It doesn't matter how sincere it
Is, nor how heartfelt the spirit.
Sentiment will not endear it.
What's important is the price.
- Crapsack World: "My Home Town," although it could perhaps be "Crapsaccharine" given how fondly the narrator remembers it
- Creepy Souvenir: "I Hold Your Hand in Mine"
- Deadpan Snarker: "MLF"Once all the Germans were warlike, and mean, but that couldn't happen again,We taught them a lesson in 1918, and they've hardly bothered us since then!
- Pretty much the entirety of "Dr. Wernher Von Braun" is this, including such gems as "'once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down, that's not my department' says Wernher Von Braun."
- Filk Song: Virtually everything he wrote has been adopted as "Found Filk," notwithstanding—or perhaps in spite of—Lehrer's feelings about folk music. There have even been full Tom Lehrer Sing-Alongs.
- The Film of the Book: Parodied at least twice.
"With Ingrid Bergman [or Bridget Bardot] playing the part of Hypotenuse."
- "Lobachevsky" describes a film version of a mathematics textbook...
- "Oedipus Rex", meanwhile, was a modest proposal for a title tune "which the people could hum" for the film of the eponymous play.
- Filth: The subject matter of "Smut".
- Friend to Psychos: In "My Home Town":
- I remember Sam; he was the village idiot
And though it seems a pity, it
Was so
He liked to burn down houses just to watch the glow
And nothing could be done
Because he was the mayor's son
- Gallows Humor: His nuclear war songs.
- Getting Crap Past the Radar:
- "I Got It from Agnes." What "it" is is never specified, but we can guess.I love my friends, and they love me
We're just as close as we can be
And just because we really care
Whatever we get, we share.
- Sadly, Lehrer did not originally get this past the radar, as his recording of it was not released until 1997 as a bonus track on Songs & More Songs by Tom Lehrer, a compilation rerelease of two albums from the 1950s. The first released recording of it was from the Tom Foolery soundtrack in 1980. However, Lehrer himself was responsible for the song's being unreleased at the time because he felt it was too racy, although he would perform it in nightclubs going back to the 1950s.
- "I Got It from Agnes." What "it" is is never specified, but we can guess.
- The Great Politics Mess-Up: A lot of the Gallows Humor in his songs is predicated on the fact that nuclear war with the USSR and the subsequent The End of the World as We Know It was considered inevitable at the time.
- Grow Old with Me: Satirized in "When You Are Old and Gray".
- Hates the Job, Loves the Limelight: Inverted. Lehrer loved both music and comedy, but was almost aggressively indifferent to his status as a celebrity. For example, Lehrer used to plan his tours by which cities he wanted to visit, and saw touring as a way of getting his agent to pay for an extended vacation overseas. He also famously kept the master recordings of his studio output in a shoebox in his attic. Said shoebox was later given to a fan who asked if he had ever done a recording of a certain song with the words "If I have, it's in there somewhere".
- Having a Heart: "I Hold Your Hand in Mine" and "The Masochism Tango".
- Hollywood New England: "The Elements":These are the only ones of which the news has come to Hahvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discahvard.
- Human Head on the Wall: "The Hunting Song":And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred guernsey cow.
- I'm a Humanitarian:
- "The Irish Ballad":One day when she had nothing to do
She cut her baby brother in two
And served him up as an Irish stew
And invited the neighbours in
- "My Home Town":I remember Dan, the druggist on the corner; he
Was never mean or ornery; he was swell
He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well
And sprinkled just a bit over each banana split
- "The Irish Ballad":
- In the Style of...: 'Clementine'
- Insult Backfire:
- His songs are well-liked among the more humorous folk and Filk singers.
- The Harvard University Band regularly performs his fight-song parody "Fight Fiercely, Harvard" at football games.
- For himself, Lehrer was very fond of a review he'd once received, and loved to quote it: "Mr. Lehrer's muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste."
- I Will Find You: Given a suitably dark twist in "So Long Mom (I'm Off To Drop The Bomb)":I'll look for you when the war is over
[checks watch]
An hour and a half from now!
- Jukebox Musical: Tom Foolery.
- Knows a Guy Who Knows a Guy:
- An exaggeratedly long example in "Lobachevsky". See List Song below.
- "I Got It from Agnes" in the sense of carnal knowledge.
- Least Rhymable Word: Multiple examples. Lehrer loves working around this.
- Lethal Chef: Referenced in "It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier":Our old mess sergeant's taste buds had been shot off in the war.
But his savory collations add to our esprit de corps.
To think of all the marvelous ways
They're using plastics nowadays.
It makes a fella proud to be a soldier!
- List Song:
- "The Elements" is Exactly What It Says on the Tin; all of the chemical elements known at the time, set to "a possibly recognizable tune": "The Major-General's Song" from The Pirates of Penzance.
- "Lobachevsky" also includes a verse that's largely a list of towns in the Soviet Union. "I have a friend in Minsk, who has a friend in Pinsk, whose friend in Omsk has friend in Tomsk with a friend in Akmolinsk!" That's not the complete list, by the way. And the return journey somehow manages to squeeze in two more cities that weren't mentioned the first time.
- "I Got It from Agnes": who got it from whom.
- Literal Metaphor: "The Masochism Tango":At your command
Before you here, I stand
My heart is in my hand... (Yecch!)
- A Love to Dismember: "I Hold Your Hand in Mine" and "The Masochism Tango".
- Lyrical Dissonance:
- "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" is a bright, happy, song about guess what.
- Special mention has to go to "We Will All Go Together When We Go," a cheery, toe-tapping number about the complete extinction of the human race. And how that's a good thing because it means there'll be nobody left alive to feel sad about it afterward.We will all go directly to our respective Valhallas
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dolla's ...
- "So Long Mom" is also a song about nuclear war set to a cheerful tune. The narrator is a pilot in World War III adressing his mother:While we're attacking frontally,
Watch Brinkley and Huntley
Describing contrapuntally
The cities we have lost.
No need for you to miss a minute
Of the agonizing holocaust. (Yeah!)
- His nuclear-war and nuclear-testing songs in general.
- Oedipus Rex:There was a man though, who, it seems
Once carried this ideal to extremes,
He loved his mother and she loved him
And yet his story is rather grim...
[merry melody]
- Major General Song: Lehrer describes "The Elements" as "the names of the chemical elements set to a possibly recognisable tune".
- The Masochism Tango: The Trope Namer. Ironically, however, the song itself isn't an example. It's more about a really kinky couple.
- Meaningful Name: "Lehrer" is German for "teacher".
- The Mel Brooks Number: Arguably could be called the Tom Lehrer number. Classical arrangement, orchestral backing (in at least two cases), plenty of Genius Bonus, and content that ranges from Black Comedy, Gallows Humor, ribald, or just caustic - but it's always hilarious.
- Midword Rhyme: Done constantly, and always for the Rule of Funny. In an interview he once used this as a workaround for the infamous lack of rhymes with "orange": "Eating an orange/While making love/Makes for a bizarre enj-/oyment thereof."
- Money Song: "Selling Out"
- Motor Mouth: "New Math", "The Elements", and his research assignment in "Lobachevsky".
- Mummies at the Dinner Table: "I Hold Your Hand in Mine".
- Murder Ballad: "The Irish Ballad".
- Noodle Incident: In the song "My Home Town," Tom Lehrer always omits a line while announcing something to the effect of, "We're recording tonight, so I'll have to leave this line out." (He subsequently admitted that he never found a satisfactory line, and found the implication that he wanted to say something so unspeakably racy that it had to be censored much funnier.)
- Oedipus Complex: Has a song about the Trope Namer. Lehrer probably deserves an award for rhyming "Rex" with "Complex".
- The Oldest Profession:
Don't solicit for your sister; that's not niceUnless you get a good percentage of her price
- "Now there's a charge for what she used to give for free in my home town".
- From "Be Prepared":
- Overly Long Gag:
- In the song "When You Are Old and Grey," he uses so much "-ility" rhymes that he (intentionally) gets worn-out about three-quarters of the way through.
- Taken to Patter Song extremes in The Musical production Tomfoolery.
- Namely, the original song only has the following: debility, utility, mobility, possibility, probability, virility, fertility, desirability, liability, sterility, hostility, futility, agility, facility, senility, and ability. Tomfoolery adds: compatibility, fragility, advisability, durability, inflexibility, volatility, inconceivability, humility, nobility, puerility, indispensability, versatility, irresponsibility, juvenility, adorability, and imbecility.
- Painful Rhyme: Sometimes spectacularly so, and entirely deliberate. For instance, these lines from "We Will All Go Together When We Go":When you attend a funeral
It is sad to think that sooner or l...
...ater those you love will do the same for you
And you may have found it tragic
Not to mention other adjec...
...tives to think of all the weeping they will do
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany.
- Also, during "The Masochism Tango":
That's why I'm in such exquisite ah-gony.
Those Eastern winters, I can't endure 'em
- Also the section from "A Christmas Carol" from the Convenience Store Gift Shopping part mentioned above.
- There are some truly rough ones in "(I'm Spending) Hannukah in Santa Monica":
So every year I pack my gear and come out here till PurimRosh Hashanah, I spend in Ari-zah-na
And Yom Kippur, way down in Mississippur...
- Parental Bonus:
- While most of his songs are still funny, there are lines he says that are rather topical to the 1960s. An example would be when he mentions that Massachusetts is the only state with three senators, it's because Robert Kennedy (from Massachusetts) happened to be a New York senator at the time.
- "New Math" was supposed to make fun of the new (at the time) substraction method, by using Motor Mouth to make it look as incomprehensible as possible. While New Math was mostly abandoned, the subtraction method he demonstrates in the song actually stuck around, and nowadays, kids are taught using that "new" method. Kids will now understand perfectly the incomprehensible "new" method, but struggle trying to understand the normal "old" method because Lehrer didn't bother explaining it too much (since he assumed people would be familiar with the method) and, as Lehrer himself points out, the "old" method wasn't actually meant to be understood.
- The lead-in to "In Old Mexico" includes the line "... Where he majored in animal husbandry, until they ... caught him at it one day..." which kids probably won't get, but to adults is racy even by today's standards.
- Poe's Law: Lehrer responded to the award of the Nobel Peace Prize to Henry Kissinger by commenting that "satire is obsolete". (Rumors to the contrary notwithstanding, that's not why he quit performing. He had already quit because he was tired of touring and redoing the same songs over and over.)
- Polluted Wasteland: The whole topic of "Pollution", which is a reversal of how Americans going overseas would be warned not to drink the water there, and how foreigners coming to America should prepare for it. Example:If you visit American city,
You will find it very pretty.
Just two things of which you must beware:
Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air!
Pollution, pollution!
They've got smog and sewage and mud.
Turn on your tap
And get hot and cold running crud!
- Protest Song: Parodied in "The Folk Song Army". Lehrer believed that protest songs were utterly useless and was fond of reminding people of how effective the satirical cabaret shows of Weimar Germany were against the Nazis. He did several songs satirizing political issues of the day, such as nuclear proliferation, and senator and former Hollywood star George R. Murphy's racist remarks during an interview and other such things, but these were more Gallows Humor than protests.Remember the war against Franco,that's the kind where each of us belongs.Though he may have won all the battles,we had all the good songs.
- Pyromaniac: From "My Home Town":I remember Sam!He was the village idiotAnd though it seems a pity, it was soHe liked to burn down houses just to watch the glowAnd nothing could be doneBecause he was the mayor's son
- Reckless Gun Usage: "The Hunting Song" talks about accidents usual for an opening of the hunting season. With a "recipe":People ask me how I do itAnd I say, "There's nothing to it!You just stand there looking cute,And when something moves you shoot!"
- Sanity Slippage Song: "I Hold Your Hand in Mine"
- Self-Deprecation: One album was named An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer; another's cover quoted several unflattering reviews of his work, including one from the New York Times saying "Mr. Lehrer's muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste."
- He really liked that, and used to quote it often.
- The liner notes for his albums would say, "If you did not enjoy this album, you will most definitely not enjoy (names of his other albums)."
- There's also the fact that he teaches at and went to Harvard and wrote "Fight Fiercely, Harvard" essentially saying how wussy he thinks Harvard is. Harvard itself plays the song at their games.
- Scary Musician, Harmless Music: Inverted. Lehrer looks like the math professor he is, and his tunes are all happy, upbeat piano pieces, but egad, the lyrics!
- Serial Escalation: Each verse of "I Got it from Agnes" endeavours to be more controversial than the last, gradually implying Depraved Bisexual tendencies, a gay threesome, Parental Incest, a man who bred with his dog and finally that their dentist raped one of them while they were under anaesthetic.
- "Sesame Street" Cred:
- If you've only heard one song of Lehrer's, it's probably "Silent E" from The Electric Company (1971). Beware: Ear Worm. Or "L-Y" from the same show.
- Or maybe your Chemistry teacher introduced you to "The Elements".
- "The Elements" has even been used in science documentaries.
- And now The Big Bang Theory.
- And on the NCIS episode "Ex-File."
- And frequently, Daniel Radcliffe will dust off the song from memory when he's a guest on daytime, evening, and late-night talk-shows, so does that mean Lehrer also has Diagon Alley cred to his name?
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Professor Lehrer would frequently utilize very elongated words and sophisticated language.
- Shout-Out: In some cases. For example, "Smut" has Shout Outs to two classic works of erotic literature, Fanny Hill and Lady Chatterley's Lover. Lehrer also joked that he'd always wanted to write a mathematics textbook because he had a title he knew would sell a million copies: Tropic of Calculus.
- Various recorded versions of "Lobachevsky" credit Brigitte Bardot, Ingrid Bergman, Doris Day, and Marilyn Monroe as playing the hypotenuse in the film version of The Eternal Triangle.
- Southern-Fried Private: "It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier"
- Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion: "The Folk Song Army" and "My Home Town" being the two best examples.
- Take Me to Your Leader: Spoofed in "Whatever Became of Hubert?":"We must protest this treatment, Hubert"Says each newspaper readerAs someone once remarked to Schubert(sorry about that)
- Take That!: A lot of his songs are attacks on someone or something, but as already noted folk-singers have been a repeated target, and his "ode" to Wernher von Braun also stands out.
- Take That, Audience!: At the end of "Oedipus Rex", his response to the audience applauding is "The outpatients are out in force tonight, I see".
- Teen Genius: He earned a bachelor's degree in Mathematics from Harvard. At 19. Yeah.
- Those Wacky Nazis: As mentioned above, he references Wernher von Braun's Nazi past:Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown..."Heh, Nazi Schmazi," says Wernher von Braun!
- Three Chords and the Truth: He has a dig at this trope in the spoken intro to "Folk Song Army":"I have a song here which I realize should be accompanied on a folk instrument, in which category the piano does not, alas, qualify. So imagine, if you will, that I am playing an 88-string guitar."
The tune don't have to be clever,And it don't matter if you put a couple extra syllables into a line.It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English,And it don't even gotta rhyme—excuse me—rhyne.
- Then he does it again in the song itself, where he also pokes fun at the lyrical version:
- To the Tune of...: "The Elements" takes its melody from Gilbert and Sullivan's "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General".
- Trading Bars for Stripes: Referenced in "It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier":When Pete was only in the seventh grade, he stabbed a cop.
He's real R.A. material and he was glad to swap
His switchblade and his old zip gun
For a bayonet and a new M-1.
- Trophy Husband: "Alma", a ballad dedicated to socialite Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel, whom he praises for managing to marry three of the greatest minds of the day and having the raciest obituary he had ever had the pleasure of reading.The first one she married was Mahler,Whose buddies all knew him as Gustav.And each time he saw her he'd holler:"Ach, das ist the fräulein I moost have!"
- The Unfettered: According a review by the New York Times which he proudly quotes: "Mr Lehrer's muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste".
- Verbal Backspace: "New Math" gets a gag out of a subtraction error:And so you've got thirteen tensAnd you take away seven,And that leaves five...Well, six actually...But the idea is the important thing!
- Viewers Are Geniuses: The historical stuff nowadays, thanks to the topical aspect (see The Great Politics Mess-Up, Parental Bonus). His scientific songs, though, definitely qualify; in fact, before Lehrer even recorded an album, he performed the "Physical Revue" to a group of Harvard physics students.
- Visual Pun: After singing the line "To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high" in "Bright College Days", Lehrer would take off his glasses and raise them.
- Wacky Fratboy Hijinks: "Bright College Days"
- With Catlike Tread: "O-U (The Hound Song)" from The Electric Company (1971).
- World War III: "So Long Mom (I'm Off To Drop The Bomb)", or "We Will All Go Together When We Go" ("a rousing, uplifting song that's sure to cheer you up.")
- You Make Me Sic: In "Be Prepared", Lehrer admonishes young Boy Scouts, "Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell".


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This was an entry work for a facebook group called blender and the challange was about what you can do with the default scene and the default cube and this is what I got and I think I could give it a concept by making the newborn steampunk spider (who I'm searching a name for at the moment) meets a living creature with its fullest of curriosity and instead of what a real spider would do to the small creature rhe artificial one is seeking to explore things.
You can see an other angle of him here
OMG Thank you for the DD!
Daily DeviationGiven 2014-02-13
The attention to detail is quite lovely in this piece Steam Soul meets the Living by Reaperrr1 ( Suggested by sincebecomeswhy and Featured by PolyMune )
Very nice work! The materials look very realistic. And pretty careful with the little beetles.
I would love to have one of these, steampunk cyber-bug.
Nice work.
Nice work.
Neat! Very nicely done! `¬)
Wow, this is cool!
It's come a long way from being the default cube, amazing job.
I can only imagine how long it took to create this. Looks like something out of steampunk.
Very VERY cool
If it weren't for the description, I would've thought you crafted this with tiny parts... Incredible, and very impressive!
Congrats on the well deserved DD!
Congrats on the well deserved DD!
This is amazing. Simply amazing.
pretty awesome
a well-deserved DD
a well-deserved DD
This is an amazing collection.. Very good work..
I love it
Very nice! ...and kinda cute XD
This is amazingly cool! Great job!
Kind of reminds me of a Dwemer Spider from the game Skyim. But dang, I thought this was real until I read the description (I still can't believe you made this in Blender.) And I had to look at it for a bit before I saw the actual cube. Very, VERY amazing work! Definitely deserves Daily Deviation.
This is cool! I love it
Great work!
As much as I'm terrified of real spiders, this one is very likable Amazing idea!
Congratulations on the DD
Congratulations on the DD
He's so cute :3
Ricky Toc
Thank you I'm happy you liked it :3 And thank you for the name ideas
Hmm how did you get the ideas for names and what is inside S-1712 and C-4S? I like Burkins but I think in personality a feminin name would fit the most her
Hmm how did you get the ideas for names and what is inside S-1712 and C-4S? I like Burkins but I think in personality a feminin name would fit the most her
*STANDING OVATION* BRAVO!! BRAVO!!! Thank You and congrats on the DD.
this is beautiful, such delicacy
this is so beautiful!
im a huge fan of steam punk
Congrats for the DD!
An interesting concept of a totally mechanic being meeting a smaller, more organic life form and be fascinated by it. Though, it would be even more grand of the image showed an actual arachnid to meet its larger mechanic being. Alas, life cannot always give us what we want.
Thank you for the idea actuall I was thinking the same when I created it but I decided to do something different becouse I tryed not to freak out the aracnophobes so much maybe the non real spider is too much for some people
This is cool! I love the idea!
Congrats on the DD!
Oh I love this!
Cool XD
AWESOME. Does it actually run?!
Thank you
what do you mean by that? you mean that is it rigged?
what do you mean by that? you mean that is it rigged?
sorta. I guess what I was asking was does it move? like, are you able to wind it up and such?
Well it has some irrationalities ni its cogs so it cant move yet but I'll rationalise it if I modify it for an animation
Haha I'm happy you thought it was real and maybe someday it will be real I have some plans for 3d printing :3
It's amazing!
Sweet render! Did you use Cycles or the internal renderer?


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Okay guys, welcome back. So today I was searching for novels that I wanted to read but end up with where I found a lot of books that I bought for the past few years.
I got lots of books in my house. But today, Im going to do a review on one of my most favourites book ever. Actually this is a Trylle Novel, but I don't mind to read this book. Nak tengok jugakkan macam mana 'fantasi' of a Trylle Novel of english version. It supposed to have 3 of this series. But I only have two out of the three. I couldn't find the first one. Well, actually the first series *book was suggested by my dearest friend, Anussa entitled Switched. It all begins with Switched.
So my first impression on the first series, like 'DOUBLE WOAHH', I want to keep reading it. Like seriously, it was a lot of fun. All the fantasy, the characters, the elements in this book was just so aliveee ! I TOTALLY LOVE IT. And then I asked Anussa for the second book, but she don't have it. Then, I decided to search and purchase as fast as I could for the first and the second edition. I went to AEON, but I couldn't find anything. And then I try to search at Popular, and alhamdulillah, I found the Torn with a new face. I mean they renew the cover, so it looks more attractive, I supposed. And yeah, I think the same way too. The torn had a blue, like royal blue cover. Each books got differents cover pages for the new edition.
So, up to this day, I am still looking for Switched, but Im not lucky, cause I still can't find one. But so far, I've got the Torn and the third book, Ascend :)) I LOVE THE ENDING SO MUCH, OKAY !!
If only they could do the magic and make a movie from these books. I'd only found the trailers but not the movie. Im so sad. Please, make a movie from these booksOkay, see the Torn, covered in blue, in the middle. And Ascend with a green'er' cover page. But, for Ascend I have the old version cover page, Like who cares, as long as I'd the books. Thats enough, right ?!
So, here's a bit about TORN by Amanda Hocking edition :
First published 2012 by St Martin's Press, New York
Copyright Amanda Hocking 2011
All right reserved
Printed and bound by CPI Group (UK) Ltd, Croydon
You can visit www.panmacmillan.com to read more about all their books and to buy them of course :))
So here's a bit written at the back cover.
Wendy Everly can barely remember what it was like to feel like a normal girl. She'd wished for her life to be different but everything is so much more complicated then she'd expected. And she certainly hadn't dreamt she'd be getting married at eighteen to a man she didn't love - all for the sake of duty.So, dipendekkan cerita, saya amek sekali daripada Switched untuk dikaitkan, pada awalnya Wendy, is a product of the most powerful Trylle (her mother)and the most powerful Vittra (her father, Oren) but she had been a changeling. A law that they has to obey when giving birth to children. **personally I think, its more like an optional I supposed. Kira di beri jagaan kepada orang biasa (human), to keep them safe lah senang kata. So, Wendy perasan yang dia lain, its like a power, somekind of magic detected tapi dia tak nak layankan snagat, until the time comes, where she met with Finn. Kalau kita ikut taraf manusia biasa, Finn is like a humble who works for the royalty (Wendy's mother, Elora). Tapi Wendy masih tak tahu identiti Finn yang sebenarnya. Then, bila Finn bawa Wendy pergi dunia dia yang sebenar, Wendy blurr hahahahaha*lol how do I say this. She was full of mystery with the things that happened, bila diceritakan, Wendy rasa macam a total loss, loss for words, nak percaya atau tidak. But, lama-lama dia mula faham, mula adapt dengan persekitaran baru, dan dapat tahu, mak dan ayah dia tidak bersama lagi, dimana ayah dia ingin menguasai Trylles' world.
As the big day approached, Wendy can't stop thinking about two different men - and neither of them are her huband-to-be. Finn, quiet, strong and determined to do what's right, and Loki, dark and seductive - a sworn enemy who once saved her life ...
With all-out war just days away, Wendy needs to act quickly if she is to save her friends and family. But while her loyalties and duties are to her people, deeper passions are leading her elsewhere.
And as her worlds collide Wendy must sacrifice everything she loves to save them. But will it be enough ?
**sorry weh rojak bm bi campur :'))
Tapi Wendy masih takut, well dia belum adaptasi dengan persekitaran dia sepenuhnya, then dapat tahu kene belajar untuk mahir menggunakan kuasa yang dia ada dalam masa terdekat untuk kalahkan ayah dia yang super duper jahat tuh. Like, Wendy berbolak-balik gituu. Hahahaha. But at the same time, she fall in love with Finn, yang sentiasa ada dengan dia, protect dia, support dia and etc. Tapi sayang, Elora tak izinkan sebab mereka tak sama darjat. Dalam taraf mereka, Finn dikira taraf rendah. I don't remember what kind of level does Finn fit :')) Elora benarkan Wendy spend time satu kali itu jerk dengan Finn, and then the next day Finn left Wendy as he made promises to Elora.
Part ni aku nak touching gilalah. Because, after all that Finn did. They can't be together just because of they're not equal. Hermm sob sob. I was like, Wendy memang bersunguh nakkan Finn, but Finn was just,, like follow Elora's order. Hermm, Im speechless. Okay, lets continue.
Then, Wendy decide nak kembali pada rumah keluarga dia (humans' world) but suddenly she had been ambushed by Loki and Keira
**Okay, time ni aku dah agak, THIRD WHEEL !! I just love LOKI, maigadd :)) Okay sambung sambung !
Wendy was brought to Oren's place. I couldn't called it a dungeon personally if she could wander around it. Like Loki said : its not much of a dungeon, and she's not much of a prisoner as they're free to walk around. At that time, Wendy met Oren and Sara. Sara is much like a sister to Loki, as she'd been taking care of Loki since he was a child. Loki anak yatim piatu, haa kan senang cakap Melayu :)) Ayah dia dibunuh dengan kejam oleh Oren sendiri rasanya :)) Hahahaha, like seriously I barely remember the storyline. So, Loki berada disitu pun atas dasar nak balas jasa Sara membesarkan dia. Plus untuk protect Sara daripada Oren juga, cause Oren are so evil !!!
But then, Finn came to save Wendy and her friends from the 'dungeon'. Loki was hung upside down, he was happy to see that Wendy could run away from that dreadful place but at the same time he feels sad. Nak tau kenapa. The first time when Loki met Wendy, he said, he could see his world in Wendy's eyes - so yeahhhh, tanda tanda cinta berputik, alertttt !
After a long time of practising her power, Wendy disuruh untuk berkahwin, so since dia tak boleh berkahwin dengan Finn, dia dipaksa untuk berkahwin dengan Tove (a gay) hahahaha. I spoiled the story. Hahahaha. Tapi Wendy tak tahu, dan dia pening bila Finn menggalakkan perkahwinan tu. But then after a long time, suddenly when Wendy was alone at somewhere (can't remembered the details), he spots Loki. They had a small discussion but then ...
// wait wait, part ni aku excited gila yang amat. Lokiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!
You know what, Loki dapat tahu Wendy ada fiance, but then suddenly, he ask Wendy to marry him instead.
//I was like, whattttttttttttttttt.
Kahwin lari, Loki kata dia takada duit sangat, tapi adalah harta peninggalan arwah mak dia, hahahaha, tak ingat,Loki offered Wendy lari jauh daripada tempat tu, pergi virgin island yang hanya akan ada mereka berdua sahaja. Wendy was fluttered
// Me tooooooo !! Puihh macam aku pulak yang kene ajak kahwin dengan Loki. I do ... esh eshh
But Wendy kata dia tak boleh. It was her duty to take care of her people first. And her family. Plus, Loki was her enemy.
// Guys, Im screaming right now. Seksanya weh nak cerita bende ni, terbayang buku, nak baca semula !!! Okay focussss !! Erghhhhhh
After that incident, Wendy kept a distance, until she finds out that Tove is a gay from Finn. Its like a big hit to Wendy. Tapi, dekat sini, bagi aku Finn sebenarnya lebih jealous kalau Wendy kahwin dengan Loki atas dasar cinta. Sebab tu dia bagi alasan kata Loki berbahaya. And, sebab itu dia menggalakkan perkahwinan Wendy dengan Tove. Time ni aku memang hottt !! Hermmm, Im with LOKI. I stand with LOKI, huh ?! Hahahaha
The end. Sambungan dia Ascend. Later on I'll do the review of the book. Right now, Iam desperately in need to reach out for the books and read !!! Might take a couple of days from me to terminate the excited feeling for this book :'))
Oh yeah, lupa, the price of each of these Trylle Novel series is only RM33.90. You can find at Popular near your place :) or any other bookstores
p/s : sorry mix bm bi, and makin lama makin short storyline dia. Hahaha, guys seriously go and grab this book. I don't know if they are still selling it. But goshhh, these books are amazing.
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