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Americans Buy Cheap Chinese Guns, Unwittingly Help Gun Control Effort
NRA's efforts against gun control get blown away
Out of the most unseemly of circumstances comes a solution to solving the problem of gun control, the overbearing political adventures of the NRA and the high cost of ammunition and firearms in America.
Red China has introduced a whole line of guns aimed (in the non-shooting sense of the word) at the American gun consumer. The arms available, all pretty much cheap copies of already existing models, range from Derringer replicates to the ever-beloved assault rifles and machine guns. They are, not surprisingly, are of a lower quality than their original counterparts.
Gun manufacturers, quickly realizing the blow these cheap firearms could make to their profits when hunters, home defenders and mass murders started buying the oriental knock-offs (in both senses of the word), worked quickly to get the National Rifle Association to pressure the US government to ban them.
The government, apparently realizing how much they owed to the Chinese government and remembering the NRA President's quote about them being "jack-booted government thugs," refused to go with it.
So the NRA, backed into a corner, put together an advertising assault, stating that "true Patriots would only buy American guns," and displayed them on every television channel, high gloss magazine and strategically-placed bill board in the country.
The majority of gun buying Americans, however, showed their true patriotism by continuing to buy the Chinese makes. Walmart, the supposedly most American of stores, promptly began stocking strictly Chinese makes, and showed record profits for the quarter. (Walmart then declared they were actually still American patriots, since making a profit is considered to be an All American virtue).
Unfortunately for consumers, the guns were not exact copies of the originals in terms of their performance.
Hunters had the cheap guns backfire, knocking them backwards and scaring off every deer for five miles around. Snipers had them flare upon firing, blinding them and causing them have to seek another profession. Miscalibrated barrels caused target shooters to hit the next guy's target and sometimes the next guy himself. Mass murderers had their gun explode, killing themselves, thus short circuiting their plans to kill as many people as possible before offing themselves.
After gun manufacturers stopped supporting them, the NRA was forced to disband. A new group, called Patriots for the Buying of Only American Guns, was formed to better represent them in efforts to fight gun control.
Apparently, many in the upper echelon in the NRA could not handle this, and tried to take their own lives. But, some having also bought the cheap guns, killed those around them too, when the guns accidentally pumped out more than one bullet. Others have had to take jobs at Walmart, where they humiliatingly have to sell the very guns that put them out of a job.
Gun control advocates, seeing the mayhem that was ensuing, decided to keep quiet and let the drama unfurl of its own accord.
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Side note:
Unbeknownst to the American gun buying public, the Chinese have outfitted all guns sold to America with a chip that will make the gun stop functioning on April 1st, 2015 at 1:36 AM. The Chinese invasion will begin at 6:47 AM. An April Fool indeed!
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All Tickets for Saturday's Kent State Game Sold Out
All Tickets for Saturday's Kent State Game Sold Out
Sept. 15, 2011
MANHATTAN, Kan. – Kansas State fans have stepped up once again as athletics department officials announced Thursday that all tickets to Saturday's game against Kent State have been sold out.
With the announcement, K-State collected its second-straight sellout after 50,292 fans filled Bill Snyder Family Stadium for the season opener against Eastern Kentucky. Kansas State, which will have a sellout crowd on hand for the sixth time in the last eight home games, is looking to top the 100,000 fan barrier for the first two home games of a season for the first time since 1999.
The K-State Athletics Ticket Office will have three locations open on Saturday for ticket pickup and reprint. The main ticket office located inside Bramlage Coliseum will be open from 1 p.m., to 3 p.m. The west side ticket booth at Bill Snyder Family Stadium will open at 3 p.m., while the east side opens at 4 p.m.
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To engage the right indicators on my S30 requires and extra 'tug' on the arm of the switch. I've pulled it apart - but unfortunately didn't take photos - and it appears the contact points are worn. They are similar in appearance to distributor contact points.
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(edit) There are some images here but it is of an earlier 4 contact switch whereas mine is the later 2 contact version.
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Funny in Farsi: Chapter 17
Me and Bob Hope
Plot: Firoozeh witnesses her first Christmas in America and describes what it's like and compares it to Nowruz. She tells us about how people react when she says that she's a muslim and doesn't celebrate Firoozeh also talks about Bob Hope Christmas special and how that influenced her whole family as they sat around the T.V. watching. Bob Hope tells jokes and her father doesn't understand them but he still laughs, then Firoozeh translates them and he still doesn't get them. The chapter ended with her telling us how her christmas now include her kids doing christmas activities and how she bakes cookies and cleans up pine tree needles from the tree.
Allusions: The Bob Hope Christmas special went from the 1950's all the way to the 90's. All the artists and guest stars such as Tony Orlando(Lead singer of Tony Orlando and the Dawn), Sonny and Cher(Husband and wife team, singers), and many others.
Stylistic Devices: How she starts the chapter with telling the tale of Dr. Seuss and his story How the Grinch Stole Christmas and comparing the Grinch to herself since she didn't celebrate christmas. The Bob Hope Christmas specials and how that influenced her family.
Connections/Details:- Firoozeh Dumas grew up in Iran and moved to Whittier, California when still in elementary school. After two years she moved back to Iran for two years and two years later she moved to Newport Beach, California. She got her college education at University of California, Berkeley and married a frenchman and they currently live in Munich, Germany. She wrote a second book called Laughing without a accent which is a auto biography. Funny in Farsi is considered a memoir. Funny in Farsi was a bestseller in Iran and ABC created a sitcom based on it but was not selected for the season so it never got aired.


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Lead Ammo Protection Passes U.S. House with Strong Bipartisan Support
On May 18 the U.S. House passed H.R. 4310 or the National Defense Authorization Act. While the act contained important language regarding the future of defense funding for the United States of America, it also had attached to it a rider amendment sponsored by Rep. Jeff Miller (R-FL) which would remove the EPA's ability to apply the Toxic Substances Control Act to lead ammunition.
Minnesota DNR Outlines Wolf Season Details, Seeks Public Comment
Minnesota's first regulated wolf hunting and trapping season will be conducted this fall and winter. The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources (DNR) is seeking public comment on details of the proposed season.
Consistent with state law, the state's first regulated wolf season will start with the beginning of firearms deer hunting on Saturday, Nov. 3.
Meeting on Proposed Wolf Season May 22 in Bozeman, Montana
Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks will host a public meeting in Bozeman on Tuesday, May 22 to share information and answer questions on the proposed 2012-13 wolf hunting and trapping season. The meeting will begin at 7 p.m. at the Holiday Inn-Bozeman (5 East Baxter Lane).
The proposed 2012-13 general wolf hunting season would run from September 1 to February 28, 2013, with trapping allowed from Dec. 15 to the end of the general wolf season (trapping and hunting of wolves is provided for in Montana's wolf conservation and management plan).
Texas Expands Use of Suppressors for Hunting of Non-exotic Game
Officials in Texas have adopted rules allowing hunters to use suppressors (often called silencers) on their firearms effective September 1, 2012. Texas has now become one of a growing number of states that allow or are considering allowing suppressed hunting. Arizona just enacted permission for their use in March of 2012.
South Dakota Hunting Seasons Proposed
The South Dakota Game, Fish and Parks Commission has proposed changes in several fall hunting seasons, including West River Deer, Black Hills Deer, Archery Deer, Archery Antelope, Youth Deer, Muzzleloader Deer, Fall Turkey and the August Management Take for Canada Geese.
Changes proposed for the West River Deer Season include:
Governor Branstad Rescinds Iowa Shot Shell Ruling
Governor Terry Branstad, a member of the Governors Sportsmen's Caucus, has permanently rescinded a provision of the Iowa Department of Natural Resources dove season rule that prohibits the use of traditional ammunition. The executive order was a result of the Iowa senate's inaction on SJR 2001, a legislative resolution to rescind the ban. Although the resolution passed committee, and was joined on the Senate floor by a successful house companion bill (HJR 2001), the resolutions never came up for a full Senate vote prior to the conclusion of the 2012 legislative session.
Buck Deer Permits Reduced Slightly in Utah
For months now, deer hunters have wondered how many general buck deer permits will be available for Utah's 30 new deer hunting units this fall. On May 3, the Utah Wildlife Board gave the answer: 86,500.
The board divided the 86,500 permits as follows:
Michigan Elk and Bear License Application Period Now Open
The Department of Natural Resources reminds hunters to apply for their Michigan elk and bear hunting licenses now through June 1. Hunters may apply online at www.michigan.gov/huntdrawings or at any retail license agent.
There are 200 elk licenses available for the 2012 hunting season, divided evenly between hunts in August/September and December. The August/September hunt is designed to target elk outside the primary elk range before these elk move for the breeding season. The December hunt will occur in the core elk range and also allows additional harvest outside the core area.
The $2,600 Deer Hunting License
An old, rare Wisconsin deer hunting license sold for a record-setting $2,600 at a live, online auction held by Krueger & Krueger, LLC. Numismatologist Kurt R. Krueger said this was probably the highest price ever paid for a Wisconsin bull hunting license.
Maine Moose Deadline Approaching
The Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife wants to remind everyone that this year's lottery for a Moose Permit closes on May 14th. Paper applications were due in April and the only way to still get your name in the pot for a permit is by applying on-line.
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- The Groke saving Little My from the burning forest in one episode.
- The Hobgoblin saving Little My from falling to her death in another episode
- The Witch saving Little My from getting eaten by a giant fish in ANOTHER episode.
- When Snork finally managed to get his second airship airborne for the first time. He had been working on it for the entirety of the show, it was so satisfying to finally see him fulfilling his dream.
- Moomins and co. managing to scare off the Groke in her debut episode.
- Ninni overcoming her fear and shyness. Biting Moominpappa's tail for trying to throw his wife into the sea is both awesome and hilarious.
- Moomin and company getting even with Stinky after he imprisons the afromentioned Ninni in a cave by doing the same to him.
- Little My charging a lion and biting it in order to save her sister. Turns out it's not a real lion, just two actors in a suit, but that doesn't make the act less impressive.
- In the comic strip, when Moomin tries to build a house but is stopped by a stern Hemulen official because he doesn't have a building permit, Little My goes up to the building permit office and proceeds to make such a nuisance of herself that the official finally signs Moomin's building permit just to make her go away. Moomin is delighted when he gets the permit:
Moomin: But you're so small! How did you manage?
Little My: I threatened him, my dear.
- In Moomins on the Riviera, Little My (who seems determined to make up for her Adaptational Wimp status in the '90 anime) takes on a shark twenty times her size. And wins — in the end the shark throws her ashore and flees with a terrified expression.


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Dolly Parton -- I Will Always Love You -- Collector Plate w/COA & Styrofoam Container. Plate No. 2735A -- First issue in the Superstars of Country Music Collection. Plate measures approximately 8 inches in diameter. Very good condition with no chips or cracks. Nice color & attention to detail. Free priority mail shipping with insurance. No international shipping.


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The Battle of Axanar was a battle fought by the United Federation of Planets during the 23rd century. Following the battle Garth of Izar's tactics became required reading at Starfleet Academy. (TOS: "Whom Gods Destroy")
Starfleet Museum continuityEdit
In 2250, several Valley Forge-class cruisers (notably USS Lafayette under Captain J. Robert Fitzpatrick and USS Tokyo under Captain Jonas Barstow) saw action with Garth of Izar at the Battle of Axanar. (The Starfleet Museum: Valley Forge-Class Cruisers, Siegfried-Class Dreadnoughts)
Star Trek: The Four Years War continuityEdit
The Battle of Axanar was a series of two separate engagements fought between the Federation and the Klingon Defense Force near the Axanar system.
Prior to the first battle, Fleet Captain Garth of Izar, commanding the USS Xenophon, and a Klingon D4 class light cruiser engaged in one-on-one combat in October, 2251. The conflict took place eight parsecs from the Axanar system. The Xenophon was able to successfully outmaneuver the more heavily armed Klingon cruiser and disable it. (Star Trek: The Four Years War)
The First Battle of Axanar took place in January of 2252. Participants in the battle included Commander Vaughan Rittenhouse, commanding the USS Percephone.
The Second Battle of Axanar took place in late February of 2252. Participants in the battle included Captain Mitchell Hayes, commanding the USS Potemkin.
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Arts, Culture & Fun: The Public Theater Mobile Unit: Twelfth Night
at Williamsbridge Oval Recreation Center (in Williamsbridge Oval), Bronx
1:00 p.m.–2:30 p.m.
This season, the Mobile Unit celebrates 60 years of igniting dialogue and fostering new connections with a vibrant new production of the gender-bending, heart-mending comedy, Twelfth Night.
Category: Accessible, Theater, Seniors
New York Chinese Scholar's Garden Spring Flowering Tour
at Carl Grillo Glasshouse (in Snug Harbor Cultural Center), Staten Island
1:00 p.m.–2:00 p.m.
Come see the glory of the New York Chinese Scholar's Garden and learn about the long-standing horticultural tradition that seeks to find beauty in all seasons.
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Discovery Walks for Families: Woodland Wonderland
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Historic New York: Old Croton Aqueduct
at 242nd Street and Van Cortlandt Park East (in Van Cortlandt Park), Bronx
1:00 p.m.–2:30 p.m.
Our Historic New York program, will highlight the history and architecture of the Old Croton Aqueduct.
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Central Park Tour: Heart of the Park
at East 72nd Street and Fifth Avenue (in Central Park), Manhattan
2:00 p.m.–3:30 p.m.
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2:00 p.m.–3:30 p.m.
Crochet an adorable Amigurumi Cup-O'-Joy tea cup and tea bag.
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Union Square Park: Crossroads of New York Walking Tour
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Join us on Saturdays to explore the social and political history of the Union Square neighborhood and learn about the people and events that shaped this vibrant historical community.
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Women's History Month Program: Women and Chocolate
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2:00 p.m.–3:00 p.m.
A Taste for Chocolate curator Carol S. Ward will present an illustrated lecture discussing women's changing roles in the importation, distribution, and consumption of…
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Cabaret Night: "All That Jazz"
at Conference House Museum (in Conference House Park), Staten Island
7:30 p.m.–10:00 p.m.
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Modwheel The Lowdown KONTAKT
Soft / Samples, Presets, Banks Of Sounds 18-04-2016
It's a Beautiful 100 year old Double Bass owned and played by Bass luminary David Donaldson for the past 35 years, which has been deeply sampled by MODWHEEL to create a Kontakt sample library made up of every conceivable sound you can generate using bows, mallets, chopsticks, brushes, and anything else that came to hand (or foot).
The original concept for the LOWDOWN was to detune the Bass to a low G, 8 semitones lower than its normal low E and record over a minute of low drones on each note over a range of 3 octaves. We then recorded bowed harmonics playing the same notes that can be layered on using a keyboard mod wheel.
The result is a huge variety of rich organically moving drones and pads, that are all at least a minute long performance before looping, from very natural to very messed with.
After achieving this aural triumph, we decided to extend the library to include traditional pizzicato and arco articulations and some more experimental rhythms and impacts. The rhythms are all BPM'd and will play at whatever tempo your session is at.
MODWHEEL's David Donaldson - "I've owned and played this Bass for over 35 years. It has a very distinctive sound, and can generate beautiful harmonics when bowed. It also has a great low sound when detuned".
What do you get?
The library is divided into 2 Parts.
Part 1 - The BaSsics
PIZZ BASS - Multi sampled with 4 velocity layers, 3 round robins.
keyswitched articulations: Sustain, Short, Semitone Slide, 5th Slides & Harmonics.
Immediate access to Separate Mic & DI/Line level controls via custom GUI.
ARCO BASS - Multi sampled bowed with 3 dynamic layers controlled by the mod wheel.
Keyswitching for Staccato and Expressive
Part 2 - The Extended BaSs
AMBIENCES - 22 patches of drones and pads, from organic to electronic.
Most have layering that can be added, or manipulated using the mod wheel, as well as individual effects.
IMPACTS - 13 patches including "drumkits" made entirely from Bass sounds.
Single events that include the use of mallets, brushes, slapping, chopsticks on every part of the Bass.
RHYTHMS - 22 patches of rhythmic playing.
From live performances to sequencing using Kontakt's arpeggiator and drum sequencing functions.
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Modwheel Humdrum KONTAKT
Soft / Samples, Presets, Banks Of Sounds 25-07-2016
MODWHEEL introduces the Creative Differences Series - a new angle on Drum & Percussion libraries.
First up is HUMDRUM a Virtual Instrument for Kontakt 5.3
The HUMDRUM features character calfskin drums lovingly recorded to capture their unique, colourful personalities.
2 double-skinned Marching Bass Drums
Performances: hits, flams, ruffs, rolls, rimshots, thrums and squirls.
2 Snare Drums
Performances: all with mallets AND sticks: hits, flams, ruffs,
stick across, rimshots and rolls
Toms – Large and Medium
Performances: all with mallet AND sticks: hits, flams, ruffs, rimshots and rolls
Toms - Various Small
Performances: with sticks: hits and rolls
All instruments are deeply sampled with up to 9 round robins and 6 velocity levels.
A set of Calfskin Drums including
Bass Drums, Snares & Toms (large, medium, small)
Deeply sampled, up to 9 round robins and 6 velocity layers
24bit 96kHz Multisamples (3200 samples)
4.0GB Core Library (2.1GB via lossless compression)
Note: Requires Full Version Kontakt 5.3.1 or higher
ModWheel Biscuit Tin Guitar KONTAKT
Soft / Samples, Presets, Banks Of Sounds 6-03-2016
The instrument that MODWHEEL has sampled for their Biscuit Tin Guitar library is a one off, hand crafted by Steve Roche. Steve has been making tin guitars and other odd instruments for many years for use in his soundtrack work with Plan 9 and live with the bands he performs with.
This particular instrument is a 4 string fretless with open G Banjo tuning (D G B D). For sampling purposes the range of the instrument has been extended down to the E below the D of its natural range.
The instrument is fitted with a pickup and was recorded both acoustically as well as through a vintage Fender Twin Reverb amp.
As an acoustic instrument the Biscuit Tin Guitar has a wonderfully unique sound that is caught somewhere between a Dobro and a Banjo. The electric version can sit anywhere between clean and a tin can being dragged behind a car, depending on your taste.
What You Get
35 Kontakt patches both acoustic and electric, with finger and plectrum Performance. Keyswitches operate the different note options i.e. Long, Short, Mute, Semitone Slide Up and Hammer Off. There is also dynamic keyswitching to aid performance with several velocity layers and at least 3 round robins. An FX panel on each patch gives the ability to adjust the sound to further suit your requirements.
The instrument has also been used for its percussive possibilities and there are several percussion kits and BPM'd rhythm patches.
In addition there are a number of patches that play arpeggios and song patterns from a single key.
Modwheel The BENDS KONTAKT
Soft / Samples, Presets, Banks Of Sounds 6-03-2016
THE BENDS is the second release in the Creative Differences series, a percussion instrument library that focuses on quality, organic percussion sounds recorded and designed for the Kontakt user.
Following in the footsteps of HUMDRUM it features a collection of all things metal - gongs, cymbals, gamelan, triangles, and miscellaneous household items, struck, scraped and bowed while being immersed in water.
THE BENDS Highlights:
30 patches of otherworldly pitch bends, underwater rhythms and hits make for a very evocative library for the adventurous music creator.
750 samples (up to a minute long) recorded at 24-96 kHz with contact and stereo microphones.
Each patch allows for much manipulation with pitch, echo, reverb, shaping, arpeggiator and stutter key.
Rhythmic patches are bpm'd.
Most patches have velocity sensitivity assigned to the mod wheel. This gives even more flexibility in shaping rhythms when ARP (arpeggiator) is switched on.
An array of metal gongs, cymbals & plates played while being immersed in water.
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1.4GB Core Library (0.7GB via lossless compression)
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Analog Duality is a multi-sampled analogue synth library for Native Instruments Kontakt 5 software sampler consisting of 281 Instrument Patches created from 894 analogue hardware synth samples!
Each patch has been carefully designed to be not only expressive to play, but also very usable in a wide range of musical styles, whether for film score and sound design work, or EDM and club music, you'll find something for all occasions.
These Kontakt Instrument patches use effects including delay, reverb, eq, saturation, phasers, flangers and many more. If you want to edit a sound, simply open up Kontakt and tweak 'till your hearts content.
Analog Duality features a whole host of patches covering useful synth sounds including pads and strings with analogue depth and cadence, powerful synth leads that cut straight to the heart, inspiring arpeggios and sequencers, classic oldskool chords for your Deep and Future House and some of the deepest bass sounds that only quality analogue synths can provide!
Also included are 25 Multi Instruments, consisting of 2 or more patches combined to create huge, never-before heard sounds! Easily experiment by change patches and the possibilities are truly endless!
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• 281 total Kontakt Instrument patches
• 25 huge multi patches
• 40 arpeggios and sequences
• 35 chord patches
• 85 dry patches
• 65 patches with effects (delay, reverb)
• 25 pads and string patches
• 6 raw Moog and Doepfer multi sampled oscillator patches
• 894 analogue Moog and Doepfer multi samples
• Multi samples are 24-Bit/44.1 kHz
• Aftertouch and Modwheel mappings for expressive playing
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Kontakt Instruments made from multiple patches to create new and unique sounds.
.....::::: Raw Oscillators :::::.....
The Raw Oscillators folder contains 6 Kontakt Instruments made from Moog and Doepfer analogue oscillator multi samples. There are 6 waveforms including 2 Saw, 2 Square, Pulse and Triangle.
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These are the main patches and form the bulk of the instruments. There are 4 folders of Kontakt Instruments:
• Arpeggios = contains the arps and sequences
• Chords = these patches are all chords, Minor, Major etc.
• Dry Patches = the main patches with minimal effects
• FX Patches (Wet) = have effects like delay and reverb
• Pads = Pads and Strings patches
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• Total Patches: 281
• Format: Kontakt 5 (.nki/.nkm)
• Audio: 24-Bit/44.1 kHz
• Genre: Various, Sound Design, EDM, House, Techno, Trance, Drum & Bass, Dubstep
Please note: Requires Native Instruments Kontakt 5.5 or later. All multi sampled audio (.wav) is available to use in any audio software that supports the standard wav format. The multi-sampled audio used in this pack is from our "Rhymes with Rogue – Bass" and "Modular Leads" sample packs which are now discontinued.
A Unique Bowed Glockenspiel Sample Library KONTAKT
Soft / Samples, Presets, Banks Of Sounds 2-06-2016
The Rosinspiel is a glockenspiel that has been played with a bow instead of a mallet.
It has a very unique soft, glassy like sound and its an incredibly unusual sample library – perfect for orchestral and underscore music.
The Rosinspiel is glockenspiel played with a bow instead of being struck with a mallet. The result is an unusual, silky sounding instrument with an almost ethereal string like sound.
The staccato samples sound like a celeste with a softer attack, while the sustains sound like a glass armonica with slight bow noise. The samples are tuned to match OrchestralTools' The Glock.
Recorded with a close mic in 24 bit Mono
The Rosinspiel was close mic'd and recorded in mono as 24bit WAVs. Each sampled sustain is held for 8 seconds or longer with three dynamics recorded for each sustain. Crossfading is controllable via the mod wheel. – The physical instrument's range is from G3-C6. The virtual instrument's range is C3-C6.
In total there are 99 sustain samples with 3 velocity layers and 1xRR and 155 staccato samples with 1 velocity layer and 5XRR. It comes with 3 patches – bowed sustain, bowed sustain loop (credit to Park Bench) and staccato.
Impact Soundworks Resonance Emotional Mallets KONTAKT-MAGNETRiXX
Soft / Samples, Presets, Banks Of Sounds 6-10-2015
Evocative, custom-made stone, metal, wood and glass instruments that range in timbre from warm and beautiful to haunting, spine-tingling, mournful and everything in between.
Resonance - Key Features
Over 4,000 pristine 24-bit samples
Deep sampled velocity + RR layers
Dry, close-miced sound with a touch of air
Mallets, fingers, hand and bowed playing
Tonal, atonal and percussive sounds
Extensive sound design/FX patches
Aquarion, stonaphone, pipeharp, wrenchaphone
Boltophone, glass gong, bass tongue drum
Glass tongue drum, metal whale drum, metal sheet
Metal ensemble, pot lids, gamelan ensemble
Sound design collection
Requires KONTAKT 4 (full version, not player) or higher
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Ron DeNone, owner of the Burger King franchise on Burnt Mills Road, said he has collected about 1,000 signatures on a petition asking township officials to reconsider their prohibition on restaurant drive-through windows.
"What we're trying to do is get as much public opinion in this case as possible," explained DeNone. "By the time we're done with this (the petition drive), we'll have about 3,000 signatures."
When enough signatures are collected, DeNone will present the petition to the Township Committee in an attempt to convince members to change an ordinance prohibiting drive-through windows at restaurants.
According to DeNone, most residents of the township are not opposed to drive- through windows and, in fact, want them.
"People get annoyed when they see a Burger King sign and there's no drive- through," claimed DeNone. "If our customers didn't demand it as much, we wouldn't bother with all this."
He said families with young children want the convenience of being able to pick up a quick meal without having to get everybody out of the car. "A drive-through window is a service to young families on the move," he said. "We're a busy society today."
As far as DeNone is concerned, there are no drawbacks to his proposal to add a drive-through window to the Burger King.
"There's not a traffic problem, we've already proved that," he said. "We're way below the traffic counts we anticipated when we came before the township Planning Board."
DeNone doesn't think littering would become a problem either, since most youngsters are strongly "anti-litter" and wouldn't think of throwing their trash out a car window.
"There isn't one negative to this," said DeNone. He added that "only a handfu " of people in the township those on the governing body seem to be opposed to drive-through windows.
DeNone's lawsuit, which is tentatively scheduled to come to trial before Judge Robert Guterl in Somerville this spring, claims that the township's ordinance prohibiting restaurant drive-through windows is unfair and unconstitutional.
"Five banks in town have drive-through windows. Why are we any different?" asked DeNone. He added that a new car wash along Route 202-206 in Pluckemin village can also be considered a drive-through type of facility.
DeNone said he has already spent $60-70,000 in legal fees trying to get a drive- through, and believes the township has spent at least as much trying to defend its ordinance.
"Certainly I think township taxpayers should understand what they're spending their money on," said DeNone. "Taxpayers in town should have a real beef with this."
Settling the case before it comes to trial, said DeNone, would be to everyone's benefit: "It would save me a little money and would save them a little money."
Mayor Don Cross, who was aware of the petition effort, said he'd be "happy to listen" to DeNone's pitch but doesn't think he'll change his mind about drive-up windows.
"If settling the lawsuit means putting in a drive-in window, I don't think we'll get very far," said Cross.
Aside from the zoning issues, said Cross, there are at least a couple of arguments against a drive-through window at the Burger King.
First, he said, the restaurant was built in such a way as to make the addition of a drive-through window almost impossible. According to Cross, there is not enough land on the west side of the restaurant where DeNone wants to put in the window to allow for both a drive-up lane and a bypass lane.
Contrary to what DeNone claims, added Cross, littering is an issue.
He said the area around Pluckemin village is already littered with bags, cups and wrappers from both Burger King and McDonald's. "If it's that bad now with people going inside and picking their food up," he asked, "can you imagine what it would be like with a drive-up window?"


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Delegating tasks to Project Manager
Management Delegation Assignment
You are a Director and your office needs to move to a new location within a reasonable timeframe. Write an email to the Project manager to delegate the following tasks:
Find a suitable location
Negotiate a lease
Set up information systems and computers
Arrange office configuration
Assess equipment needs
Hire Movers
Set Timelines for completion of various tasks
Identify what team members you will need to assist you.
Your email to the project manager will be critiqued by how well you give instruction. Below you will find a list of the things you may wish to consider when delegating these tasks.
Importance of project
Results that are expected
Control Mechanisms
Credit for successful completion of the project
There are no word number requirements for this assignment. However, you may want to keep in mind that you need to take time to explain to your Project Manager what you need so use as many words as you need to completely convey your thoughts. You will not be able to talk to your Project Manager to explain any further details. They must be able to complete the assignment based on what say in your email.
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To Project Manager, Tom:
In order to ensure a smooth relocation of our company operations from our current office space at ABC Plaza, you are being given authority to coordinate all move related activities including the following:
1.) Find a suitable location: You will be required to find a suitable location that meets our needs. I would expect a location that is sizeable enough to accommodate at least 50 employees. This location should have at least 2 offices, and 2 conference rooms. In addition, I would prefer a location that is easily accessible ...
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so level 3 is Pan's Managory, a 5 floor toy and prank store with a bight, vibrant but depressing thiem. You objective is to get the Genetic key from Ex-Council member Rizzo who has locked himself into a store called The Trickster on the 5th floor.
The Undertow suddenly stops at Pan's Managory and you get out of the capsule. Ogdred "Bother the cities on lock down, the govener of this place, an Ex-Council member named Rizzo, has the genetic key that you need to get by. I think hes locked in The Trickster". Kinkaid "Attention, loyal followers of Pan's Managory, Big Brother is in Pan's Managory, I repeat, BIG BROTHER is in PAN'S MANAGORY. stop Him at al costs". Rizzo "I Know you your that thing on the Radio the one the voice talks about. well what ever you are you will not get into my home! you hear me we The Oppertunists will not let you destroy our home!".
after that make your way into the Managory 1st floor where you will be ambushed by splicers, with a Brute, then make your way to the 5th floor, you will commenly be ambushed on the way. Once you reach The Trickster you will find it locked. Rizzo "You thought it would be that easy not at all now GET! OUT!" then a skeletal looking robotic doll rises from a nearby you pile, then more jump down from above (6 in all).
the battle is quick and shouldent take long, Ogdred "Well time to find that key my freind before the sad toys come backin this brocken wonderland" as you walkdown the stairs the toys start to make sounds and move (if anyone has seen Basil the great mouse detective, its like the toy shop scene) many life sized toys, robotic toys wake up and will attack you. Rizzo "Say hello to my toys Dip shit!" make your way to any of 6 stores (list will be below) to find the first peice of the key "Hmmm so the key is a puzzle, how delightful! i geuss you will have to seach all the stores until you find all the peices".
Build A Daddy- this store is where children (mostly Little Sisters) can build there oune Big Daddy Toy.
- the key is in the large Rosie Daddy statue (in a secret compartment on its chest)
- there is one Little Sister and Her Bouncer Big Daddy building a Daddy Doll in hear.
The Marionette - this store sells puppets for children, from People to Big Daddies.
- the key part inside the Puppet that looks like Andrew Ryan.
- you will be attacked by knife weilding Marionetes being controled by a Splicer.
The PlayPen- this store is filled with many toys that fill the 2 floor shop.
- the key peice is inside a large teddy bear sittinf in the corner.
The Pirate's Bootey- a toy store with a pirate store.
- the key part is in a pirate chest.
Joker's- this is a smaller prank store
- the key part is in a safe behind the counter
- there is a crazed Splicer with a Shotgun (the only shotgun in the level)
Hero's Battle Feild- this is a small gun cours where children use Potato Guns to shoot the targets.
- the key part is in the hands of a Powerful Fire Bute (ONLY ONE IN LEVEL)
so after finding all 6 peices of the puzzle key you have to returne to The Trickster. Rizzo "NO! No No No nononononononononononononNO! this cant be happening no stop him!" on the way back to The Trickster you will be attacked by hords of Splicers and Evil Toys until you finaly reach The Trickster but before you can get closer a Large, Clock Work Teddy Bear will jump down and begin combat. Ogdred "well Hes a big one".
the fight is hard and involves wateing for the Bear to slow down and become stiff then attack his back and pull out the gears and mechanisms. REPEAT 3 TIMES!
once it collapses you may proceed. Rizzo "NO... NO PLEAS STAY AWAY! o God". Ogdred "well it is time to bring an end to this tea party". walk up to the door and place the puzzle key into the slot (its a slider puzzle WAY!) then walk towards Rizzo who is standing behind the counter.
Rizzo "Pleas im sorry i tried to kill you, but please have mercy i didnt mean it. you dont understand i had to please i built a home hear and i heard The Voice Of Rapture say that you where hear to destroy what we built. PLEASE I BEG of you JUST GO, PLEASE.......please" Ogdred "well freind he has thrown so much trouble, so much trouble. i dont care how you deal with Him". The Genetic Key is on the counter, what you do with Rizzo is up to you.....
if you spare him walk out of the store and the the Giant Bear will get up, and try to get you but then explode and block the now locked door to The Trickster. As you leave Rizzo will contact you "Thank you thank you so much i see now i was wrong about you. please feel fee to leave ill turn off the toys but i cant stop The Oppertunists but wate....... maby i can help you out" Child 1 "Uncle Rizzo is it safe to come out now?" Rizzo "yes dear you can come out" Child 2 "is the Bad Man gone" Child 3 "I wasent scared I bet Uncle Rizzo kicked His butt" Rizzo "nah kids turns out it was just a misunderstanding" you hear the children cheer. Ogdred "so he wasent so bad after all, but was your mercy a strengh or a weakness". On your escape you will now have ALL the toys on your side to aide you.
if you kill Rizzo a large group of Toys come to life and attack you and you must fight them (if you go near the locked door behind the counter you can hear sniffling and wimpering). after dealing with the toys walk out and the Bear will try and attack you but explode and block the now locked door of The Trickster. over the speaker you hear voices, Child 1 "Uncle Rizzo is it safe to come out AAAAAAAGHHHHHHH", Child 2 "Uncle Rizzo NO!", Child 3 "NO UNCLE RIZZO NO DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!". you then hear them crying over the speakers (you will hear this until you leave the level), Ogdred "Well that is an unplesent suprise, o well dont let the week slow you down freind the inhabitants of this Wonderland will eat you alive". Splicers will swarm you alongside toys to try and kill you before he escapes.
now just make your way over to the Undertow and head through to Artemis Zoo.
Rizzo- Rizzo is the Governer of Pan's Managory and is in charge of the Oppertunists in this district (the main faction of Splicers that rule Rapture), He uses them and many of the robotic and clockwork toys in this district to battle both Big Brother and hostile Splicers.
Bruno- A member of the Oppertunists, thsi Brute Splicer (only fire one in the level) is filled with guilt for kid napping a boy called Nigel Dart to get ADAM from Andrew Ryan. He takes the key in Hero's battleFeild feeiling that Big Brother will give Him punishment for His sins and end the guilt, end it where it all started.
Riley Joker- once the ouner of Joker's now a member of the Oppertunists, He now lives in his store where he keaps a peice of the key in a safe behind the counter. He is a LeadHead uniqe because of His ShotGun.
ShotGun- you get this from the Splicer in Jocker's. this weapon can be upgraded 3 times.
LeadHead Splicer (ShotGun)- this Splicer lives in Kocker's and has the Audio Diary "The Jokes On Them".
Fire Brute Splicer- one Brute in Hero's Battle Feild has firey fists.
Bouncer Big Daddy- these Big Daddies have a dril for there right hand.
Toy Soldier- Clockwork Toy Soldiers that march foward and shoot at Big Brother.
Bitch Doll- Skeletal looking Toy dolls that giggle and laugh whalst attacking.
Toy Dog- robotic toy dogs will attack in numbers of 2-3.
Marionette- Lifesize Puppets with knives will attack you by dropping from above.
BIG BEAR (BOSS)- A Giant ClockWork Bear that will attack you outside The Trickster after you have all the Key Peices.
Rizzo (Opptinal)- Rizzo will taunt the player and when you get a Little Sister he will send the Splicers loyal to the Oppertunists to kill you deuring gatherings.
Martha Leksinton- That Boy
Damn i lost Nigel in The Hero's BattleFeild, He just ran off and now i cant find him ooo God, Nigel! NIGEL! o what is miss.Dart going to do when i tell her i lost Nigel. NIGEL WHERE ARE YOU!
Riley Joker- The Jokes On Them
Damn ive been locked in my oun store for weeks now, nothing but a ShotGun to keap me companey, that Rizzo guy seid to look after this strange peice of crap, seys "its inportent no one gets it" i say "Mr.Rizzo sir whats with the peice of junk" tells me "As a member of the Oppertunists i gotta help my naughber" what ever i locked it in the safe behind the counter.
Mr.Farnel- Hunted Like A Dog
Ever since the Family fell into shit, thanks to that Delta, the Oppertunists as they call themseves are rounding us up and us like dogs. But its not just The Family they hunt, o no, Ryan loyalists, Saturnine ANYONE who dosent join them is killed. Everyone.
Bruno- Poor Kid
What did i DO, i didnt want to but they seid they had ADAM and i TOOK him, wated'till His Mum whent looking and i just grabed the boy and ran. im a Monster a hideous, muscled monster. I deserve to DIE.
Bruno- My Salvation
That Big Brother is on His way to Hero's BattleFeild, thats where i took that boy, took 'im to be one of dem Little Brothers. ill head him off take the key and wate. perhaps he can give me the punishment i deserve, i awate His syringe of judgment to end My life and send me howling into the bowls of Hell for my crimes. dontkeap me wait'in kid......
Bruno- ADAM For The Kid
Ryan seys i can have 20 full bottles of ADAM if i bring Him a boy, about 3-8. headin' to Pan's Managory, lots'a kids easy to loose one. i can almost taste that ADAM.
Martha Leksinton- He Took Him
I found Nigel if only for a second but, that Brute took Him jumped down, grabed him and ran off! I wasent fast enouth and now hes gone. poor Nigel......il get him back i swear.


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Wow! He caught the ultra-rare 'Cyborg' Pokemon!
Wow! He caught the ultra-rare 'Cyborg' Pokemon!
One of the greatest animated films of the 1980s is coming to BluRay for its 30th anniversary and I'm ready to transform back into a little kid again!
1980s nostalgia? Check. Funny as hell? Check. Patton Oswalt narrating? Double check! What aren't you watching this show yet?!
Just a straight up badass druid who turns into a fricking bear just for funsies.
Right around the time the original Pirates of the Caribbean movie came out, I got the urge to play a pirate campaign with my D&D 3.5e group.
Rocky Horror Picture Show is coming to Fox.
When one hears archer, they either think: Ranger or Super-Spy, the latter of which is not really a thing in Pathfinder, not without entering the danger zone of copyright infringement.
Snatched from the jaws of cancellation, Supergirl will continue to save the day at her new home on the CW.
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In this webinar we will discuss our forthcoming article Teachers' cognitions regarding continuing professional development (CPD), which drew on data from Macedonian EFL contexts. Our study looked into what Macedonian teachers had to say about CPD, and also how they said it, specifically focusing on emergent CPD metaphors and the linguistic devices employed in the teachers' discourse. We found that the teachers' conceptualisations of CPD were only partially aligned with essentially top-down government policy and recommend a focus on teacher-driven, bottom-up approaches to CPD, such as reflective practice and teacher research in this context.
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Family adventure "Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief," a new entry into theaters, ended in the No. 2 spot with sales of $38.8 million over the four-day period to edge No. 3 film, thriller "The Wolfman" with $36.5 million.
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My friend, Patty Yang, recently brought me a dish of chow mei fun, or rice stick vermicelli noodles, that she had cooked. It was so delicious I wanted to cook it myself straight away.
Cho mei fun is a popular street food in Taiwan and can be bought freshly made from the many hawker stalls. It usually has pork or chicken and dried prawns as ingredients as well as onions, shiitake mushrooms, celery, cabbage and carrot.
It is a similar dish to fried rice in that it is easy to prepare for a quick and appetising light meal. In Taiwan, chow mei fun would be served with a clear fish ball soup. I like to have it with Chinese tea.
Patty Yang and I worked together to develop today's recipe for a vegetarian and vegan version of the dish. Instead of the usual pork and prawns, I have used Fortune five spice hard tofu available from Asian grocers and have also tried Soyco flavoured tofu from supermarkets. Both are good, but you could marinate some firm tofu to use as an alternative.
You can't skimp on the oil for chow mei fun. Frying the onions, mushrooms and vegetables in the oil makes it fragrant, which adds flavour to the rice noodles and also keeps them moist.
Leftovers reheat really well; just add a dash of water and zap in the microwave. Add a fresh garnish and enjoy.
You can improvise with the ingredients you have on hand. I like to add baby spinach leaves or shredded snowpeas.
To rehydrate dried shiitake mushrooms, soak them in warm water for 30 to 60 minutes depending on size. Squeeze out the soaking water, strain and save to use as stock. Remove the tough stalks and discard or keep in the freezer for the stock pot. Store rehydrated shiitake in the freezer so they're ready whenever you need them.
Serves 4
1 x 250g packet rice-stick vermicelli noodles
3 tbsp peanut or other oil
2 eschalots or ½ an onion, sliced
2-4 spring onions, julienned and separated into white and green
1 clove garlic, finely chopped (optional)
4-6 dried shiitake mushrooms, rehydrated and sliced (save soaking water)
1 stalk celery, julienned
¼ savoy cabbage, Chinese or other cabbage, shredded (4 generous handfuls)
1-2 carrots, julienned
4 squares of Fortune five-spice tofu or Soyco tofu (Chinese honey soy), julienned
2 tbsp light soy sauce
sea salt and white or black pepper
½ tsp sugar (optional)
1 to 1 ½ cups of shiitake water or vegetable stock
To finish
green part of spring onions
coriander and/or celery heart sprigs, roughly chopped
bean sprouts with the tails removed (optional)
a few garlic chives cut into 2.5cm lengths (optional)
1 red chilli, sliced (optional)
½ tsp Worcestershire sauce or ½ tsp black vinegar
Prepare the ingredients first. To quickly ''julienne'' the carrot and celery I use the coarse grater in the food processor.
Soak the rice noodles in warm water for a few minutes until softened, then drain and set aside.
Heat the wok over medium-high heat and pour in the oil around the edge. Add the eschalots or onion, white spring onion and garlic and stirfry for a few moments. One by one, add the shiitake, celery, cabbage and carrots, then the tofu. Add a little more oil if needed. Season with the soy sauce, salt, pepper and sugar if using.
Push the vegetables to the side of the wok and tip in a generous cup of shiitake water or stock to make a pool in the middle. Bring to the boil, add the noodles into the pool of stock and cook for a few minutes, stirring with tongs or chopsticks until tender and the liquid has been absorbed. Add more stock or water if needed. When the noodles are coated and tender, combine with the vegetables. Turn off the heat, cover and stand for a minute. Adjust the seasoning if necessary.
Mix through (keep a little back for garnish) the spring onion greens, coriander and/or celery heart leaves and, if using, the beansprouts, chilli or garlic chives. Sprinkle with the Worcestershire sauce or black vinegar if you wish. Garnish and serve with Asian chilli sauce or spicy tomato sauce and soy sauce.
Variation with eggs
Lightly beat two eggs and season. Cook them in hot oil to make a crinkly omelette. Cut into shreds and add to the noodles at the end to heat through. Sprinkle on a few drops of sesame oil.
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This is an introductory lecture about why I started wire wrapping and a welcome to the course.
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This video shows a different technique on wire wrapping with a single wire. You will need the same tools and supplies as the previous lecture which can be found in Lecture 4. If you would like to buy them online, I've assembled them together on Amazon.com. The link is: http://astore.amazon.com/craftoday-20?_encoding=UTF8&node=2
This is a more advanced form of wire wrapping. You use several pieces of wire to create a one-of-a-kind pendant. I recommend making several single wire designs before using this technique. Practice using craft wire for the first few pendants in order to start building muscle memory and symmetry in your wraps.
These slides will give you hints and tips on how to make your pieces sparkle.
This is an assessment to see how you have absorbed the materials.
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This home has a practical layout with three well-proportioned bedrooms upstairs so there is space for everyone in the family. Downstairs relax in the lounge/dining room that overlooks the rear garden. Plus, there is helpful storage in the hall, a downstairs WC and contemporary kitchen.
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Last week we installed spiceworks and everything was working well until this last weekend. It seems that spiceworks filled up all the security logs on our windows boxes and prevented people from logging in. We had to go in and delete all the security logs to fix this. We also turned off spiceworks until we find an answer. Why would it do this? How do we fix this?
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Apr 8, 2010 at 9:36 UTC
What message was in the log?
Apr 8, 2010 at 9:43 UTC
Right click on My Computer > Select Manage > Drill down Event Logs > Right Click Security > Select Properties > change maximum log size and/or overwrite settings as applicable for your environment. I use overwrite as needed with 2048 KB.
Also, the full log shouldn't have stopped them from logging in only displayed a message that the log is full and needs to be emptied by an administrator. All users should still be able to enter their credentials and log into the affected machines.
Apr 8, 2010 at 9:50 UTC
Security ID - NULL SID
Account NAME- SPICEWORKS$
Event ID-4625
Task Catagory - Logon
Keywords - Audit Failure
Apr 8, 2010 at 9:53 UTC
You need to ensure that SpiceWorks is able to login to each machine with the account you have in the network scan to prevent this error
Apr 8, 2010 at 10:44 UTC
Thats the thing...The account that is used for scanning does have sufficient rights to each machine. It also pulls all the data from the machine so i dont understand why its generating these logs.
Apr 8, 2010 at 11:09 UTC
Does your Spiceworks install show scan errors?
Apr 20, 2010 at 7:04 UTC
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I just installed Spiceworks recently and noticed this problem on a bunch of our workstations. The scans are using the domain admin account which definitely has access to all PCs. It affected a PC which did not have a scan error so that's not the case.
The events logged were 540 and 576 (Logon/Logoff and Privilege Use respectively), by the domain admin user.
This is obviously only a problem because our default settings are 512KB of space and overwrite only after 7 days. Changing these settings fixes the problem, but I would like to know why Spiceworks creates all these events suggesting it's logging on and off way too many times.
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Poison Gas
The purpose of ppison gas was to kill people witgout troops being there. It was especially used in the trench warfare because it was dangerous for people to even take a breath of fresh air. Poison Gas was deadly because you could not hide from it, it spread and killed masses of people at a time. It revolutionized warfare because it gace poeple a new way of fighting without people.
Machine Guns
The machine gun allowed people to fight and shoot people without reloading everytime they shot. Machine guns helped war but often people who used them did not live very long after.
The Tanks in World War I made a big impact. They were known to be highly unreliable but they made a big difference in trench warfare.
The submarines made a big impact in WWI for the first time . They were used as U-boats in WWI
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Are "car donations" a real thing? If so, where can I get one to take my mother to her doctor's appointments?
Hi, my mother (whom will be 80 this year) has been living with me for the past 5 years. I have POA and all that, but this year has been particilarly hard on us! My boyfriend and I broke up, and I was woprking for him, so I lost my job, my car broke down and I had to sell it to the junk cars place, and we recently just got evicted for no reason. They wouldn't even let us go to court to find out why.
My question is... Since I lost my full time job, I've had a couple of part time jobs, but barely making enough to cover the bills, let alone a reliable vehicle. Where can I go to get help with getting one? She has already missed one doctor appointment and just got out of the hospital yesterday. I just don't know where to turn. Please help us, any advice or direction is appreciated!
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About the Book
The Animals' Christmas is the first of several stories about a rather old fashioned but charming elf called Jiminy Tish.
The story describes how Jiminy Tish comes to the animals rescue during a particularly cold winter, helping them to have a happy Christmas.
It is suitable for children from the age of three years and over.
Features & Details
- Category Children
Standard Portrait, 7.75×9.75 in, 20×25 cm
62 Pages
- Publish Date Aug 13, 2009
- Tags Christmas Story, Children
About the Creator
John Hughes was born in 1920 and served in the Royal Marines during the Second World War. He remained in the Royal Marines until 1957, travelling with his young family to places as diverse as Jamaica, Bermuda and Singapore. To entertain his daughter Vanessa during long sea voyages he started to make up stories about a rather old fashioned but charming elf called Jiminy Tish. Some years later his daughter illustrated his stories.
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