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Joel McHale is still buzzing after the comedy gig of a lifetime. Earlier this year, he got the call from Barack Obama's office to do a turn at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (previous performers: Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Bob Hope). "It was the most exhilarating and weirdest moment of my life," he says. "It was like someone said, 'Hey, ever parachuted before?' 'Nope.' And then you just get pushed off a cliff."
McHale will be known to TV comedy aficionados as overbearing egotist Jeff Winger in Community, but the role that scored him the White House gig is his weekly stint as host of the E! channel's live TV-recap show The Soup – essentially a trendier, meaner, US version of Harry Hill's TV Burp. McHale has helmed the programme since its relaunch in 2004, but 2014 has been something of a watershed year for the long-running show. As well as McHale's audience with Obama, The Soup was also nominated for an Emmy for its parody of True Detective, homing in on Matthew McConaughey's nigh on unintelligible Louisiana twang. McHale remains modestly incredulous. "I was very confused," he says. "I was like, 'Wait a minute, this is E! We don't get Emmy nominations'."
Evidently, E! realises that it's on to a good thing with McHale, allowing to him to carry on fronting The Soup even when he's away on location (his recent films include comedic roles in Ted and Spy Kids 4, and something more sinister in Deliver Us From Evil). "And on top of that, they're incredibly liberal with what we say about the network," he says. "I don't think other television network allows the piss to be taken out of themselves so much. Without that, I don't think there would be a show, because if we couldn't make fun of the Kardashians, I don't know
what we'd do."
With his canny gift for skewering American TV shows, we thought we'd ask McHale to turn his attention to four "classic" staples of British television to find out how he'd suggest remaking them for a US audience...
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
"I'm going to get Joaquin Phoenix in this one, just because he's amazing. And who's the singer from Maroon 5? Him, or anyone from the band Take That. They'd be from Georgia. I don't know why, they're just weirdos down there. But don't tell anyone from Georgia. They'd probably be sent to work in Mexico, because it's a place you don't hear American people moving to that often. Your very extreme accents are like our southern accents, so an American Auf Wiedersehen, Pet would be like True Detective with laughs. I'd call it Hasta La Vista, Dawg."
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"Wow, Downton Abbey has run out of ideas. That's what our joke would probably be about. They'd never allow anyone that old on television in America. Oh, I'm just screwing around. But you don't see many shows with a bunch of old people in them. My remake would probably be a reunion of the cast of Three Men And A Baby, so Steve Guttenberg is definitely in. And it would be set in Phoenix. As for the crackpot inventions they'd test out? Well, this is America, so it'd probably be some sort of bazooka or missile launcher."
"The moustaches alone are very disconcerting. There's not many people on kids' television in America with that sort of bushy moustache. I'd probably cast Tom Selleck, because he has the greatest moustache – the most unironic moustache in history. And then Joe Manganiello from True Blood. I would beef it up a bit, make it a bunch of hunky dudes. Make it even more appealing – for kids, families and gay men. They'd get around in a SUV, the largest they could find. And it would
be called MoustacheVision, because that's all I can see when I watch it."
Midsomer Murders
"A woman is murdered with a wheel of cheese? It's obviously silly; it has a Benny Hill quality to it. I don't know what we'd say on The Soup, something like, [puts on creepy, gruff voice] 'Guess she wasn't lactose tolerant!' If it's out in the country, we'd have to set it in the deep south. And we wouldn't use a wheel of cheese, we'd use a cheese dispenser at a 7-Eleven and probably drown the victim in jalapeño popper cheese. Heavy breads would also be good: ryes, pumpernickels. Death by sandwich. Let's go with Ted Danson as the killer, because that would be unexpected."
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text: Practicing Patience Changing Sports Suits QB Henson By Ken Sins Time had run out on Drew Henson's baseball career. Henson concluded after six knock-around minor league seasons that there was no future for him in the sport without a clock. Now he returns to football, and time is no longer quite as pressing an issue. He's not expected to make an immediate impact on the Cowboys. The coaches preach patience for the 24-year-old Henson, who tastes his first live action in three years this summer. "There's excitement, but I also try not to expect too much from myself early, to take things step by step," says Henson. "Keeping that in mind, hopefully things will work out." Henson opens the summer trailing Quincy Carter and Vinny Testaverde on the Cowboys' quarterback depth chart, a group that was pared to four with the release of former starter Chad Hutchinson. Tony Romo, a rookie last season, also would seem to have an edge over Henson simply because he has a year's experience in the Cowboys' system. It is Henson, however, who is the most intriguing quarterback in Cowboys camp. During his abbreviated college career at Michigan (27 games, eight starts), he showed the size (6-4, 230 pounds), leadership skills, arm and ability to elude a pass rush that pro scouts prize. A bonus in the eyes of Cowboys' coach Bill Parcells is the fact that Henson is the son of a coach. Dan Henson made several national coaching stops before settling in Brighton, Mich. when he became offensive coordinator at Eastern Michigan University. Had Henson remained with the Michigan football team rather than signing a baseball contract in 2001 to become the New York Yankees' third baseman of the future, he was projected by some talent evaluators as having the potential to be the top pick in the 2001 NFL draft. "I thought he had ability," says Parcells. "He is mobile. He has a pretty good arm. I thought he was a pretty good college player when he was playing. I know (Michigan) Coach (Lloyd) Carr very well. He endorsed him very highly. That means a lot to me." Henson's futility in the Yankees' organization (compiling a .248 average with 67 homers and 274 RBIs over his six-year minor league career) caused him to re-think his athletic future. His inability to hit the breaking ball, resulted in 556 strikeouts in 501 minor league games. He made no secret of his interest in switching sports. His potential and his availability prompted the Cowboys to act in mid-March when they sent a 2005 third-round pick to the Houston Texans, who held Henson's NFL rights. Henson played only eight games for the Yankees in 2002 and 2003 after signing a six-year, $17 million deal with baseball's most glamorous franchise in 2001. Football always was in the back of his mind, however, and nobody with the Yankees was shocked when he walked away from the rest of a contract worth almost $12 million. "He always talked about what he might do," says Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. "He always had options." Yankees manager Joe Torre says Henson was harder on himself than any manager could have been. "He put a great deal of pressure on himself because he expected more out of himself than maybe we even did," says Torre. "I think that slowed his progress....it's a tough game to play. It's humbling. I'm glad he had someplace to go." Baseball is far more of an individual sport than football, and it was that team mentality that baseball lacked for Henson. "It feels good, getting back to the things I've missed," says Henson. "Getting out on the field, being a leader, interacting with the guys. When I was away from it, there were certain things I missed. Getting back out there, being in a leadership position, those are things I've come to appreciate." After making the decision to abandon baseball, Henson got back into a football mode during the winter, working in Florida with former NFL assistant Larry Kennan. In February, the Texans set up a workout for Henson in front of scouts for 20 teams, including a trio from the Cowboys. In March, Henson had a private workout for the Cowboys, with Parcells, owner-general manager Jerry Jones and the entire coaching staff in attendance. The Cowboys forged into the lead in the pursuit of Henson. The Cowboys first had to agree to trade compensation for the Texans, and they also had to come to contract terms with Henson. The Cowboys agreed to give Henson an incentive-laden eight-year contract that guarantees him $3.5 million. Henson spent the spring getting a crash course in the Cowboys' offense and absorbing the playbook. "Just getting back to being the field general, keeping everyone on the same page and managing things, that's a part I missed," says Henson. "All the other expectations I'll block out and just focus on the things you can control. "For me it's just nice to get back and put a uniform on, get in the huddle, call plays and get back to the things I feel comfortable with. I've been training, throwing, getting my body in shape. It's getting used to being back on the field." Cowboys quarterback coach Sean Payton has worked closely with Henson, and Payton saw progress heading into camp. "You're trying to make up (the time Henson's missed) as quick as possible," says Payton. "I think probably with each individual, that transition would vary. Hopefully the transition for Drew will be smoother and shorter than it might be for others." One surprising aspect of football that Henson especially missed? "Getting hit, as crazy as it sounds," he says with a smile. "So I'm looking forward to that. It's a part of playing football that guys like. It makes you feel alive and it's a great way to compete. I don't want to take many, but a couple will be great." He knows that a series of adjustments awaits. "This is a level I've never played before and the defensive backs are so much better so your reaction time is a lot less," says Henson. "Those are the first adjustments you have to make. But it's still football, a game I've played since I was young." Parcells expects many things from his quarterback. First and foremost, it is a position of leadership. In Parcells' words, he's looking for a "battlefield commander." "He's said that to me more than once," says Henson. "There's more to playing quarterback than dropping and delivering. You're managing 10 other guys in the huddle with you, you're taking what the coaching staff wants to do and you're trying to apply it on the field. There are little things a quarterback does that probably aren't noticed by the general public, but those are the things that win games and win championships." Can Henson play this season? "I wouldn't dismiss that," says Parcells, who continues to repeat that whoever performs the best will play no matter what the position. "My best guess is he's probably going to need a little while. It's like most everybody else. I just think he's getting back in tune...give him enough opportunity to get back in tune with it and see what he can do." The Cowboys have been receptive to playing young quarterbacks, having thrown Carter and Hutchinson into the fire in recent seasons, and that also made Dallas an attractive destination for Henson. Parcells' presence was perhaps the biggest selling point. Henson is wearing number 11, which also happens to be the jersey worn by Phil Simms, who led Parcells' New York Giants to the franchise's first Super Bowl victory following the 1986 season. "Coach Parcells is the best coach in the league, probably the best coach I'll ever play for," says Henson. "He hasn't tried to give me too much too early, to take it step by step, to get into the system and understand things. "He's definitely hands-on. From what I understand he's probably one of the only head coaches who's involved with the offense, defense and special teams. I like that. He wants to see what I'm made of...The opportunity to come here, the organization with its past championships and the tradition they have here, this is a great place for me to be."


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I'm 14 and he's 16. He' really nice and makes me feel amazing, we text everyday for hours and we hug and talk in the halls. We text on the weekends, but not as much because he works with his dad on the weekend and our school is really rigorous and assigns bucket loads of homework.
I know a lot about from his favorite color and movies to his family dynamics and to what he's going to do after high school. He asks a lot about me too. It's been two months and I'm starting to wonder when he's going to ask me out.
He said he likes me and it's apparent he does when we see each other in person. I told him I liked him too.
He even talks about what we should do when we date and he talks about us in the future. I asked him "so if you're talking about the future, when are we actually going to go out?" and he said he wants to know me completely.
Should I expect him to ever ask me out?
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Lots of guys are afraid. And many are also really unsure as to what they are getting themselves into. Basically, he wants to get to know you more- and this could be good because you two will be so comfortable with each other by the time you date. This could also be bad because dating you could not even be in his book. I once knew a guy... And I kept reading your question because it sounds exactly like my old situation. He liked me and I liked him and we always spoke and texted. One day, we both kind of stopped talking due to business, confusion, and mixed signals. Does he have a lot of other "close female friends"? Because if he does you need to keep an eye, some guys like to have multiple backups if one doesn't work. Anyways, we slowly faded away when there was so much. If you truly have feelings for him, do. Not. Let. This. Happen. To. You. Because it could happen so easily without you even noticing due to busy homework schedules and everything. To directly answer your question:
No, you should not expect him to ask you out. Don't get your hopes up unless you give him solid reasons for him to ask you out. Give him compliments. Talk more. Become even more close. Flirt- flirt- flirt!! Just be your natural self- don't change yourself because of what he wants. Don't expect him to ask him out. But what you should do is give him reasons to ask you out. Even make the first move (I know- scary right?) but many guys actually are afraid at first, but once you give them that little push- man they go speeding fast. He could be scared or really anything could be holding him back- and that's what you have to do- you have to get to know him so well that you'll know why he hasn't asked you out. Be yourself. Flirt. Care for him. Don't change yourself and don't get your hopes too high. Just be yourself, as a woman, and work it.00|00|0
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Relaxation Techniques Relaxation is used to reduce stress and lower blood preasure and help muscles from tensing and it also slows the heart rate. One of the many different ways of relaxing is diaphragmatic breathing. Diaphragmetic breathing is basicaly normal breathing but insted of breathing from your chest you breath from the diaphram. Some of the benfits of doing diaphragmatic breating is it reduces stress, heps stuttering. It is also HEALTHIER than breathing normaly. Zen yoga is a form of yoga which is also a way of meditating and relaxing along with the chinese martial art ,Qigong. Zen yoga uses many stretches that increase flexibility and improve stiff muscles.It also improves lungs and breathing.It's very gentle too and you can be any age to do it. Qigong is a chinese art that helps the body and is a martial art making you stronger and helps build confindence which helps you relax more.It's also used to heal people an ancient way of healing using chi,the human lifeforce. Sites: All of this was found from wikipedia.comFull transcript


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Most people take their wife flowers after the birth of their child... but Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood took a bag of cocaine.
The rocker's ex wife Jo says he spent so much on drugs he went to his band mates for a loan to pay their son Tyrone and daughter Leah's school fees – then blew it on a Rolex watch.
Ms Wood, now 57, writes in a new book: "The second day in hospital after Ty's birth, I was feeding him when Ronnie rocked up. 'Hey, baby,' he said, 'I've bought you something.'
"Oh, my honey, I thought. Could it be flowers? Jewellery? Instead Ronnie handed me a packet of white powder. 'A little something to help you get back on track.' It was cocaine."
Jo admits the couple spent 18 months in the early 1980s getting high on freebase, an early form of crack cocaine.
She also says the guitarist, now 65, once burst in to their bedroom and threatened to maim her as there was no vodka.
"On that occasion he really lost it," she writes in Hey Jo.
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The next morning he remembered nothing of what had happened, she says.
She tells of another occasion when Ronnie took then girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova, 19, back to their family home.
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Norwich boss Nigel Worthington has reiterated that he is not feeling the pressure.
Norwich City boss Nigel Worthington has reiterated that he is not feeling the pressure at Carrow Road.
Following a slump in form, The Canaries' owners appeared to issue an ultimatum to Worthington to bring about an improvement in performances in the next two games.
Worthington's side host Burnley, live on Sky Sports 1 on Sunday, with three points seeming to be a necessity.
But the former Northern Ireland international is trying to distance himself from any criticism to focus on the immediate task in hand.
"My situation hasn't changed from last week, last year," Worthington told Sky Sports News.
"It's the next game, I'll be focused on that. I'm looking to win that game.
"I think the biggest thing for me is for the players just to go and perform for themselves at the level they can perform at."
Robert Earnshaw, who has scored seven goals this season, admits the players will do all they can to help the manager.
"As a dressing room we think about the results and how we can get better, that's what we're doing," said Earnshaw.
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There are ! Don't give up hope !
Looks will depend on what u set as standards and usually their personality boosts up their good looks.
Some problems are girls assume certain guys will have a bad personality because of good looks vice versa
Honestly we just deserve a chance, ure still young. Guys around ur age are immature so even with good personality they can act like diks to follow the crows11|00|0
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South Korean special prosecutor's office is considering whether to seek an arrest warrant for Samsung Group leader Jay Y. Lee amid a probe into an influence-peddling scandal involving President Park Geun-hye, Yonhap News Agency reported on Friday.
The special prosecution has been investigating whether Samsung provided 30 billion won ($25.28 million) to a business and foundations backed by Park's friend in exchange for the national pension fund's support for a 2016 merger of two Samsung affiliate, according to Reuters.
Lee was named a suspect on Wednesday and summoned early Thursday morning for questioning.
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Cobalt Blue Tarantula
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Golden Silk Orb-weaver
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Daring Jumping Spider
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Like many of us, though, you might need a little help.
Yes, consider trying meditation techniques as a way to relax. In general, meditation has been shown to help reduce stress, lower heart rate, reduce anxiety, and increase feelings of well-being.
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Think of meditation as a focused use of your mind separate from the mental distractions that tend to fill your day. For example, as you drive home, you may be thinking about dinner, weekend plans, worrying about a project, or a host of other topics that wander in and out of your mind. Amit Sood, author of The Mayo Clinic Guide to Stress-Free Living, describes this action as 'autopilot daze' and refers to it as our 'default mode' where we spend about half our time. In it, he says, we're typically unhappy. Spending too much time there can lead to increased risk of depression, anxiety and attention deficit.
In the driving-home scenario, imagine you see a police car in your rear view mirror. Now you're in 'focus mode.' All thoughts are immediate, concentrated and in the present. All your distractions are replaced by a clear, single-mindedness. You check your speed, concentrate on holding a straight course, and so on. You're completely in the moment.
Meditation, Sood told the U.S. News and World Report is essentially that process of cutting through the brain's static and finding focus.
Of course you can! One of the steps in learning meditation is to get as comfortable as you can. Sitting in warm, buoyant water that decompresses your joints can be an ideal way to get yourself as comfortable and relaxed as possible.
Like any other activity or skill, meditation takes practice, and with practice, you'll improve. Here are some basic tips to help you get started:
Finding silence in the mind is the most challenging part, because it's foreign to how our minds work. But keep at it, and you'll find that the effort can be an excellent stress reducer.
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Kerala House Kanyakumari
Ranked 69 amongst 116 hotels in Kanyakumari
Kerala Guest House Reviews (25)
"I had a very good stay at this guest house"
My stay was in Kerala Guest House. The location of the guest house was very good. The internal and external appearance of the guest house was very good. There was no delay in check in and checkout. The staff members in the guest house were helpful and quick in services. The room allotted to me was very good and it was well maintained with all required amenities in working condition. I ate food in the guest house and it was very good in quality and taste. There were no activities in the guest house.
"Wonderful stay at good location"
This is my second visit to South. But visiting in Monsoon proved a great deal for me. What a scenic beauty it has! Wonderful. In addition, the stay in Kerala Guest House proved right choice for me. I had my family and was looking for a good option and finally this hotel gave me what I wanted. First important thing is it's marvellous location. Located near to a Hill so, you can't even imagine it's scenic beauty. Rest all services were really enjoyable.
"Wonderful hotel, good service"
It is such a wonderful hotel in Kanyakumari. The hotel rooms are super. Especially, the Kerala food is super. The front office is nice. Good keep and clean. Good room service.
"Good hotel to stay with excellent service "
I stayed at this hotel 5 months back. Its location is very nice. Its located very near to beach. The rooms are very big and clean. The room service is excellent. Everything in hotel is perfect. You can book this hotel in very less rates. I would advice to experience the beauty of this hotel.
"Large room and parking space "
Kerala Guest House is one of the best hotel in South India. Rooms are very large, hotel servent are very kind to treat. I have stayed four times. I feel very happy when I stay in this hotel. Different types of food available, food are very tasty. Very natural air to breath that place, car parking are very large space.
This lodge is located in the heart of Kanyakumari. A walking distance to the Kanyakumari Temple. They got their own food Plaza in their compound. They got parking facilities in their compound. They got around 500 rooms in their building. The appearance of the lodge is good. The room facilities are with attached bathroom , hot and cold water supply.
"Good location & a memorable stay"
Excellent location & very friendly staff. I can recommend this hotel. I was very excited and will spend at all events later this year with my husband & a few days in this very centrally located hotel. It was very satisfactory stay.
"Well-maintained room and good services"
The overall experience in the hotel was very good and worthy to pay. It was nearer to bus stand so we found it easily no difficulties found during search. Behaviour of staff and services was very good. Rooms were spacious, neat and clean and well-maintained. I didn't find any indoor and outdoor activities. The food they have provided was good. I had been to this hotel only for two days. It was a relaxation tour with my family. There was no problem at all in check-in and check-out. I would definitely recommend this hotel to other travellers.
"Comfortable rooms and cooperative staff "
I booked this guest house through my relative. It was our family holiday. I visited it in December 2014. Kanyakumari as a destination is excellent and very peaceful place for visitors. I will recommend this destination for everyone visitors. Appearance of the guest house was normal. Service staff was helpful and cooperative. Room was nice and comfortable. I took food outside form the guest house area. Activities were missing there.
"Comfortable rooms, cooperative staff, tasty food"
We stayed in Clouds valley and had lovely experience here. The receiving by front office executives was very good. The receptionist took us into the room and she explained everything in detail. The room and the view from the window were superb. The food was very delicious compared to other hotels. Breakfast buffet included many items and they were very tasty. We were satisfied with this hotel and I recommend everybody to stay here.
Top Reviews of Kerala Guest House
Kanyakumari is really a beautiful place to experience the sunrise and sunset....i really enjoyed looking at it....Its a really nice hotel to stay at...they had an efficient and well organized staff.....they were really helpful and always responsible...in all a really nice hotel to stay at....
"Room maintainance was really appreciable."
The residential cottages are surrounded by a thick jungle and provides fabulous view of the Warasgaon lake back waters and the surrounding hills. The resort provides day visits (9am to 6pm) with breakfast and lunch for Rs350. The dormitory accommodation with veg meals is for Rs990 per person, The duplex rooms are good and come for Rs 1200 per person with veg meals. Non veg is not provided. Carry your own drinks and snacks. a camp fire is provided in the evening followed by an entertainment programme before dinner is served. Morning breakfast, sitting in one line, while overlooking the lake is a wonderful experience. If one is adventurous and climbs to the hilltop, one can get a fantastic view of near by Panset Lake.
"All basic amenities provided"
Kerala Guest House set in the enchanted landscape of Kanyakumari offers impeccable services . all basic amenities provided.The rooms were spacious, especially the bath room. The design was quite modern and quite comfortable. The environment of the hotel is calm.
According to me it was a good experience in Kerala Guest House Kanyakumari . I got car parking in front of the Hotel, good security, nice rooms, delicious food, good view, good room service etc. According to room's are very big and wind blowing through the window. I felt royalty there. Especially the food and the service were very good. Overall, I feel secure and nice experience.
Kerala Guest House is a mix of ethnic style and the modern style. The environment of the hotel is really calm. The rooms were spacious and the bathroom was really neat. staff were attentive and friendly. Food were great with reasonable prices.
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Music in the primary curriculum?(64 Posts)
Specifically DD is now in year 3 (KS2) and as far as I can make out from her they do no class music lessons, but according to her they have whole school (yr3-6) singing assembly once a week and they are told this is their music lesson. No instruments of any sort involved and according to DD (so may not be accurate) they don't have any additional lessons in other years above her either.
If the above according to DD is correct then is this within guidelines for school music provision? It seems to me to be fairly lacking really.
They pay a small fee for keyboard lessons.
might have to make this a PM but are they an associate member or something? I thought it was inner city primaries only (six according to their website).
I very curious about In Harmony because I read the interim reports and sometimes children made comments about not being able to switch instruments, etc. which I found interesting. I don't know how much of it is going to the child and how much of it is saying "look at this wonderful world you can be a part of". Nothing wrong with either of those but the mix is always important....
It's Sistema, yes. I don't think JLW has been sighted in this part of the world. Here they are running a wind thing, a recorder thing, a string thing and a guitar thing. There's already a lot for strings in Devon though. It's string city round here.
In Harmony is Julian Lloyd Webber's sistema england lot, no? I thought they were just doing classical string?
lingle More rock school, jazz and folk. Not interested in classical. He's had clarinet lessons for 2 years and is doing grade 4 next term. Guitar he's doing with our local In Harmony project at the moment but is going to start individual lessons in January. He plays acoustic, electric and bass.
I think his way of reading music is perfectly valid - I have to do some wired transposition exercise when playing bass recorder because my bass clef reading was never that great - but it means I'm only secure on bass, contra and sub sub - I'm totally at sea with great bass and sub because they are C instruments rather than F and I can't securely do the mental gymnastics on the fly. I'd be much better if I read like he does - but I'm too entrenched in the usual way of doing things.
We've had poor music provision in the past - lots of singing (from SingUp, mostly) but nothing else, once past Foundation Stage. We do have a local trust that provides subsidized instrumental lessons, but historically had poor take up.
All this is changing. Influx of middle class parents wanting their DC to have music tuition, plus increased funds in PTA, plus a new member of SLT who is very keen to increase music provision: we now have a 'music room' with loads of percussion instruments, xylophones, and keyboards. We have Trust provided subsidized music club for KS1, teaching music basics. We have recorder clubs throughout KS1 and KS2. We have subsidized instrument tuition with better take up. And a KS2 choir.
All this has changed over the course of one year....
now that is really fascinating Mordion.
Interesting about the soundtrack - lots of children for whom concentration is a challenge can concentrate when playing a rock song esp. strumming or above all drumming - the circling nature of the sounds seem to call for a different non-linear way of engaging.
Fascinating about seeing the hands being a bad thing for some people - I'd never have thought of that.
And your DS needing to blank out the note names - very interesting. I have read music in this way when playing viola (it has a wierd clef so you simply have to map the blob straight to a particular string+finger). I found it liberating - it seemed a superior way to read in fact! I've tried to read that way ever since and my previously awful sight-reading has got much better.
what style of guitar does your son play? classical?
lingle definitely don't assume they won't be able to play. DD1 and I are both severely dyspraxic (DD 2 less so). For many (though not all) dyspraxics music 'turns off' the dyspraxia in some respects. For example, adding a soundtrack to tasks which are horrendous for a dyspraxic (eg walking across a room without falling over, walking through a door without slamming into the doorframe (one of DD1's nicknames at primary school was unicorn head ), running either on a treadmill or on a track, using gym equipment, cleaning your teeth without smashing your gums or knocking out a tooth (that was a BAD day), eating food with a fork without stabbing yourself on the face or the gums...the list goes on) can make them doable. Seriously. There has been some research on this, I;m told by our SENCO. I don't know anything more about it than that it's happened though - but I see the truth of it in myself and DD1 all the time.
What you do need to consider though is - coping with music stands and music, dropping, spatial awareness issues that might end up with an instrument being smashed against a stand or a door or sat on, that sort of thing; meltdown (when someone gets a bit stressy they can go to pieces and its just drop-aggeddon). And DD1 certainly has issues with scales but I never did so that might be her, rather than dyspraxia. The biggest thing to be concerned about is meltdown though because that's horrible and also embarrassing. Most dyspraxics bloody HATE meltdown. There are days when it seems like things are just jumping off shelves or pegs or desks as we walk by, just to taunt us. So, if the kid looks like they are getting stressed, calm the situation down.
DS is dyslexic, he doesn't have a problem reading music (he plays clarinet) but he cannot tell you what a note is called when he reads it, or if you ask him to play E on his clarinet (or whatever) then he has no idea which one that is. He just can't remember the names. But if he sees a stave and sees the notes he can play them. he just doesn't do the inbetween steps of thinking 'thats a C, how do I finger C'. Again, this makes scales very difficult. But he is still doing very well, and he plays brilliantly (also guitar).
lingle I'm dyspraxic - as are both my DDs - and we don't have a problem with rhythm at all. We all play wind instruments, which have always been fine too in the sense of the hand eye thing - because you can't see your hands, so, no issues. More of an issue with holding something for a long while (muscle tone, being 'droppers') and coping with music stands, turning music (I once caused a whole row of music stands to collapse one after the other. During a concert. As an adult (it was two years ago ). DD1 intends to do music at college and then become a musician and teacher - she has found the piano way harder than her various wind instruments and indeed harder than the guitar. This is because you can sort of see your hands. The temptation to look is so strong and then you do....calamity. She's playing at grade 6 level now though (hasn't taken the exam yet, might not) which is all she needs for uni/conservatoire (it's her 4th study).
so the take-home message if I'm doing one to one with a child with dyspraxia is "assume nothing about this particular child either way"?
all sounds very familiar from borderline-asd world.....
I do have serious issues with a very kinetic highly talented drummer... this week I'll be bringing in a cushion for him to drum on when it isn't his turn... he can't keep still and there is something beyond (or at least as well as) naughtiness going on.....
Gosh, only just come back to the thread - thank you for all the posts, especially limelight - we are in Kent. I am not aware of any links out of school for music that they have. At the start of term we were told a woodwind teacher would be doing a demo for the children and then the parents with an option for some children to have private lessons in school. Unfortunately it didn't happen for unknown reasons and was never rescheduled, so no lessons on any instruments in school. The only additional stuff they do will be for the Christmas and end of year shows which will be singing stuff.
You have my sympathy, so many laugh at dispraxic tendancies and its not always so funny. I can't be trusted with a shopping trolley and don't drive. I was given a different classroom during an Ofsted inspection (FE, not primary). I fell over so many chairs and eventually slid under a table. My line manager not realising my problems suspended me as he thought i'd been in the pub during lunch time. It was all sorted, but very humiliating.
Musically, with dyspraxia and dyslexia I experienced no problems and could read music well before school. Reading books however, was a lot different.
The music at dds school was practically non existant until y4 when you could join a half hearted choir and in y5 play an instrument for one year, it had to be brass.
She asked to become H.ed to enable her to study and practice music. Not a step I suggest others take, its just her goals, drive, and ambition come from music and it is a shame if they really want to do it and there aren't the resources through school.
Go cellos!
we've been given two, we rented two from the LEA and two are rented by parents.
Of course, it comes from working part-time with the kids being a bit older - you have that leisure time to find out about local charities/find out where the disbanded orchestras are and network/hobnob.... you know how it is.
cellos are great though - just open string pizzicato really turns stuff into music in a way that similar violin work doesn't. And there is something magical about them that appeals to many children.
It sounds fab lingle. You are very lucky to have cellos available- how did you get those? I have to get parents to buy/hire for my pupils and it ain't cheap .
lingle that sounds great - thanks for explaining.
I think there should be a music specialist in every school - it's a subject that needs understanding to teach properly. Anyone can pick up 'Musical Express' and follow a lesson plan, but very few people know how to teach singing, etc, properly. (I am in awe of people who can.)
on top of that I have problems with tasks that require using both hands, no dominant hand , difficulty distinguishing sounds from background noise and copying sounds.
ReallyTired from the Dyspraxia Foundation
People who have dyspraxia often find the routine tasks of daily life such as driving, household chores, cooking and grooming difficult. They can also find coping at work is hard. People with dyspraxia usually have a combination of problems, including:
Gross motor co-ordination skills (large movements):
Poor balance. Difficulty in riding a bicycle, going up and down hills
Poor posture and fatigue. Difficulty in standing for a long time as a result of weak muscle tone. Floppy, unstable round the joints. Some people with dyspraxia may have flat feet
Poor integration of the two sides of the body. Difficulty with some sports involving jumping and cycling
Poor hand-eye co-ordination. Difficulty with team sports especially those which involve catching a ball and batting. Difficulties with driving a car
Lack of rhythm when dancing, doing aerobics
Clumsy gait and movement. Difficulty changing direction, stopping and starting actions
Exaggerated 'accessory movements' such as flapping arms when running
Tendency to fall, trip, bump into things and people
The statements in bold describe me ... I even fell during my dyspraxia therapy training
No, there's no specialist music school near us.
In a state school?!
My Y3 DS has music lessons on alternate weeks throughout the year and all children in the school learn to play the recorder for 2 years.
They also have a 'singing session' for Y3-Y6 once a week with extra practice for Christmas & end of year shows.
The senior school we're looking at (for him and older DD) has 2 music lessons a week and all children learn guitar & keyboard in lessons
Sorry I mean that my brother has no problem with rhythmn, no reading. Being able to tap out a beat doesn't require that strong coordination.
My brother is very dyspraxic and he has no problem with reading. He is a good violinist, but found learning to read music hard. He is very good at playing by ear.
I think that having a good sense of rhythm is auditory perception rather than coordination. I agree that reading music should not be introduced too early. Its boring learning music theory.
Mrz sorry for the ignorant question - how does dyspraxia affect rhythm? Is it to do with not being able to tap out a beat?
to answer the question alcofrolic, we sometimes use notation, we sometimes don't. If we do use notation, we email a free-to-download copy to parents so they can hear it on their computers at home (www.muscore.org - there is no need to spend money on Sibelius).
there is nothing free-for-all though about the pieces where we don't use notation. these just key into things children can do that you can't write down. Every single child instantly played the riff of Smoke on the Water with the rhythm entirely correct the very first time we attempted it - it was somehow built into their brain/a part of our invisible culture in this country. But only the ones whose parents actually looked at the youtube videos demonstrating the pentatonic scale figured out how to play a solo over that riff.
I feel strongly that children shouldn't always be stuck with a score, that a score should just be a starting point. I wrote out "Three Little Birds" ("Don't worry about a thing") and some of the children put their hands up to say "can I play the "do do do dooo do dodo"? and if they could figure out the notes I said yes - and suddenly you're not just playing something, you're making music and the children are making musical judgments.
Sometimes though it's just a cacophony and complete disaster but I am an optimist so tend not to post on mumsnet after those rehearsals.
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