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Announcement fun. fresh. fearless. fashion for your home. Also, visit my shop on One Kings Lane! www.onekingslane.com/shop/tweakedhome
fun. fresh. fearless. fashion for your home. Also, visit my shop on One Kings Lane! www.onekingslane.com/shop/tweakedhome
catherine lackey on Dec 15, 2015
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Very cool lamps. Top where lightbulb screws in arrived bent. Seller offered to pay for repair AND refund 20% of purchase price. I'm very happy with the lamps and the customer service!
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Tweak's passion lies with pre-loved vintage furniture and home accessories from the 1960's-1970's, when furniture was solidly made in The United States. I believe that with a fresh coat of paint and/or fabrics, in fun updated palettes, exciting transformations occur that add vitality to any room. Each vintage piece in the Tweaked Home collection has been individually selected and refashioned by hand resulting in unique items with a casual and fearless price point.
If you are looking for a specific piece not found in our current inventory, please let us know.. I love the hunt!
Thank you for browsing our collection. We look forward to "Tweaking" your home!
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Lory Childress
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After graduating college with a BFA/Interior Design degree, I designed for residential and commercial interiors in Washington, D.C. and Chicago. Tweaked Home was born in 2010. I love painting furniture more than anything else... except champagne ;)
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My passion lies with "tweaking" pre-loved furniture and home accessories from the 1960-70's, when furniture was still solidly made here in the USA.
I believe with a fresh coat of paint and/or fabric, in fun updates palettes, exciting transformations occur that add vitality and youthfulness to any room.
Each vintage piece in my collection has been individually selected and refashioned by hand resulting in unique signature items at a casual and fearless price point. My collection adheres to my preference for shiny paint finishes. I am armed with a paint gun and not afraid to use it!
I also love to collect and sell other vintage home goods....mirrors, accessories, art and lighting.
Remember upcycled furniture makes our earth :)
Please feel free to contact me for additional pictures or questions.
thank you for looking!
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- Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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You will pay sales tax only if item is shipped to Missouri. Local pickups from my studio in Kansas City enjoy a 10% discount.
Payment must be received in 3 days or your item will be re-listed..
If you buy an item without obtaining a shipping quote first , I will assume you have no concerns about the cost. Most larger items can be shipped quite affordably via our preferred method of shipping , Greyhound Package Express (for pickup) check online for a station near near you. If you have a preferred carrier or would like door to door service, please convo me and I can assist with weight, size, names of carriers but unfortunately at this time , cannot obtain shipping quotes due to the small size of my business.
Free local pickup is available for anyone near my zip code of 64113 (Kansas City)
Please allow a few days for me to touch up ( painted pieces) , box and prepare your shipment properly and securly. We use recycled shipping supplies whenever possible; so do not be shocked if the peanuts are different colors or the boxes have words marked out! You cannot imagine how much it Feng Shuis me out! but we need to be kind to our environment and...I want to pass along the handling savings to my customer.
Once your item has shipped we are no longer responsible for said item. We are not responsible for damages that may incur during shipping. I will help file shipping claims if necessary, all items will be insured up to the value or maximum amount allowed by that particular carrier.
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***Character is always inherent in vintage and hand painted furniture. I am painting by hand or with a paint gun....please do not expect a factory finished ( electrostatic, powder coat or piano lacquered finishes for example) piece and appreciate any perfect imperfections you may note***


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Moschino is to hold its next menswear presentation in Milan.
The Italian luxury fashion house is headed back to its home base, with creative director Jeremy Scott choosing to present his latest collections in the city on 14 January next year (17), reports WWD.
The show will mark the first time Scott has shown his Moschino men's collection in Milan, and he will also present his women's pre-fall line for the brand at the same time.
Scott, known for his colourful and eccentric designs, has been experimenting with different show formats since he joined the brand in 2013. The American designer held Moschino's men's spring 2017 collection and women's resort 2017 lineup on the same runway in Los Angeles in June (16) and unveiled its men's fall collection and women's pre-fall range in London in January (16).
Meanwhile, Scott unveiled his latest collaboration with Google on Wednesday (09Nov16).
The 41-year-old designer, who also helms his eponymous label, has created a line of playful custom cases for the technology company's new Pixel phone.
Scott has created six Live Cases for the brand, each of which are covered in a different cartoon print. The cases snap on to the phone and are equipped with Near-field communication technology, which detects the presence of the cases and causes an animated wallpaper app to pop-up on the phone. The cases also give users access to a custom "J'emoji" keyboard with a selection of animated emojis.
"What's really exciting about these cases is that the emojis jump off the cases into your screens. I've never had the ability to do this before, as the technology is something new from Google," he said.
The cases, which retail for $40 (£32) each, will be available through the Google store for users in the U.S., U.K., Canada, Australia, and Germany starting 10 November (16) through until the end of January (17).
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Beethoven Triple!
A spectacular opening concert featuring founding KCCO concertmaster Ben Sayevich, pianist Lolita Lisovskaya, and cellist Daniel Veis perfoming the Beethoven Triple Concerto in cooperation with the International Center for Music Park University.
Beethoven Concerto for Violin, Cello and Piano, Op. 56
Ben Sayevich, Daniel Veis, Lolita Lisovskaya-Sayevich, soloists
Chopin Andante Spianato et Grande Polonaise Brillante, Op. 22
Tchaikovsky Pezzo Capriccioso, Op. 62
Wieniawski Polonaise Brillante No. 2 in A Major, Op. 21
Milestones - Music and Movement
Vivaldi Concerto for 2 Cellos in G minor,
Larry Figg, Allen Probus soloists
Britten Simple Symphony
Shostakovich String Quartet No. 8, arranged for String Orchestra
Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 3
Tickets $30 with discounts for students and seniors. Contact JCCC box office at 913 469-4445
A Very English Christmas
Featuring Musica Vocale Choral Ensemble and soloist Daniel Belcher in beautiful and festive holiday music by candlelight!
Robert Bridges beautiful Christmas Eve poem is set to glorious music by Gerald Finzi, capturing the awe of wandering the English landscape on a "frosty Christmas Eve". Coupled with two gorgeous works for strings by Vaughan Williams, and a lively suite by Henry Purcell, the Kansas City Chamber Orchestra will warm your heart for a season of good cheer.
(Pre-concert talk begins at 6:30 p.m.)
Finzi In Terra Pax
with Musica Vocale Choral Ensemble and
Daniel Belcher, baritone soloist
Vaughan Williams Fantasia on Greensleeves
Vaughan Williams Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis
Warlock Capriol Suite
Purcell Suite from Abdelazer
Tickets range from $20 to $35 with discounts for seniors and students (1/2 price)
A Valentine from the Maestro
Maestro Sorrell's Valentine to Kansas City is an elegant evening of romantic music for strings and soloists in the sumptuous surroundings of the Folly Theater. Revel in the gorgeous sounds of Tchaikovsky and for Valentines, and feast on settings of great romantic poetry by Kansas City's own Jean Belmont Ford, featuring Sarah Tannehill Anderson, soprano.
Spring Celebration!
A candlelight celebration of great soloists from the KCCO, featuring music by Mozart, Vivaldi, Handel, and Telemann, and a rare performance of Samuel Barber's baroque-style masterpiece, the Capricorn Concerto.
Mozart and Mendelssohn: Reaching for the Stars
Mozart's great final Symphony No. 41 "Jupiter" and Mendelssohn's Symphony No. 1 make a spectacular Labor Day weekend celebration!
Rossini – Overture to La scala di seta
Mendelssohn – Symphony No. 1 in C Minor, Op. 11
Mozart – Symphony No. 41 in C Major, K. 551 "Jupiter"
Shakespeare as Muse
If music be the food of love … music inspired by the plays and poetry of the immortal Bard! The gorgeous language mimics music itself, and one of Kansas City's finest actors, Robert Gibby Brand, brings to life the beauty and drama of the poetry in the spoken word, accompanied by music from three of England's greatest composers.
A world premiere of a new work composed especially for soprano Sarah Anderson and the Kansas City Chamber Orchestra by Jean Belmont Ford completes this concert. This work for voice without text heightens the emotion and drama of pure music.
Join us for a dramatic journey through great poetry, great music, coupled with a world premiere by a revered master composer who lives among us. If music be the food of love, play on!!
Walton – Two Pieces for String Orchestra – Henry V
Purcell – Music from "The Fairy Queen"
Belmont Ford – Vocalise (World Premiere)
Sarah Tannehill Anderson, soloist
Finzi - Music for 'Love's Labours Lost'
Tickets: $30, $20, seniors $25, students $15, $10
Music from the Baroque, thrillingly performed by soloists, choir, and the Kansas City Chamber Orchestra, will put you in the holiday spirit! Vivaldi's Gloria is one of the most loved works for the holidays, paired with Corelli's "Christmas" Concerto, with its famous pastoral ending and Bach's incomparable Brandenburg Concerto No. 1.
Vivaldi – Gloria
Sarah Tannehill Anderson and Jay Carter, soloists
Trinity Choir of Grace and Holy Trinity Cathedral, John Schaefer director
Bach – Brandenburg Concerto No. 1
Vivaldi – Flute Concerto in D Major "Il Gardellino" (The Goldfinch)
Christina Webster, soloist
Corelli - Christmas Concerto
Ticket prices are $20, $27, and $35, with discounts for seniors and students.
Valentine Serenades and Suites!
Romantic music for all performed in original chamber orchestra style in a beautiful KC home – a marvelous Valentine's Day celebration with food and drink! (Attendance will be limited to 125)
Britten - Simple Symphony
Tchaikovsky - Andante Cantabile
Holst - St. Paul's Suite
Baroque Amore!
Handel's famous "Water Music" contains some of the most familiar tunes ever penned by one of history's greatest composers. Though less frequently performed, Haydn's symphonies are an absolute delight to hear performed. Don't miss this chance to hear one live! And the KCCO's second world premiere this season, this time featuring oboist Margaret Marco in a thrilling new work by Forrest Pierce.
Rameau - Overture from Pygmalion
Handel - Water Music Suite No. 1 in D Major
Pierce, F. - A Siege of Herons – Concerto for Oboe d'amore
Haydn - Symphony No. 60 in C Major 'Il Distratto'
Inspired Journeys: Heroes and Landscapes
Beethoven's "Eroica" Symphony, inspired by the heroic ideal that Napoleon represented, is one of the greatest works ever composed. Hearing it in the grand Helzberg Hall, but with the intimacy of a chamber orchestra, all the wonderful internal workings of Beethoven's great mastery become evident to the ear.
The gorgeous Italian countryside served as muse for Mendelssohn's "Italian" Symphony, reflecting place and experience and radiating the joy he felt as he toured Italy. Sunny, dramatic, reverent – it is truly one of the most pleasurable symphonies to hear in the entire canon.
Mozart: Overture to the Marriage of FigaroBeethoven : Symphony No. 3 "Eroica"
Mendelssohn: Symphony No. 4 "Italian"
The Muse
The first of two concerts exploring the muse in our own time! Including gorgeous and virtuosic works for solo voice and oboe, the concert will also feature Copland's inventive Appalacian Spring, a "fountain of musical images evoking pastoral America" and inspired by the dance work of Martha Graham. Gerald Finzi's A Severn Rhapsody contributes a lush English sound with its luminous textures and folksong influences.
Forrest Pierce's The Twelve Kisses is a thrilling setting of Hebrew and English texts from the Song of Solomon written for the Kansas City Chamber Orchestra, and the solo will be performed by Sarah Tannehill Anderson, the soprano whose virtuosic, expressive singing inspired it! The exquisite, beautiful voice of the oboe d'amore will be featured in J.S. Bach's Concerto for Oboe d'Amore with soloist Margaret Marco.
Finzi: A Severn Rhapsody
Forrest Pierce: The Twelve Kisses; Sarah Tannehill Anderson, soprano soloist
Bach: Concerto for Oboe d'Amore; Margaret Marco, soloist
Copland: Appalachian Spring
Bach for the Holidays
"among the most human, most spiritual music ever composed."
Bach was a practical man. Composer, teacher, performer, father, husband – there was no time to waste. His music is extraordinarily intellectual, but is without a doubt, among the most human, most spiritual music ever composed. The Brandenburg Concertos were inspired by the players Bach had at hand, obviously highly gifted performers in the court orchestra.
The 3rd and 4th Brandenburg Concertos and the 1st Suite represent a highly inspired and truly creative mind, melding the best that the baroque period had to offer – great dance rhythms that propel the action forward, highly expressive slow movements, virtuosic writing for strings, and highly effective use of flutes, oboes, and bassoon. Join us for this inspiring concert of favorites.
Mozart and Haydn
Mozart – Symphony No. 33
Vivaldi's Four Seasons!
One of the most popular and fascinating pieces of music in the classical canon is Vivaldi's "Four Seasons", a set of four concertos for solo violin. Part of the fascination is not just that he so accurately captures in sound the various moods of nature depicted, but that the moods change dramatically within movements. This is unusual in the Baroque era, where "unity of mood" tends to prevail throughout a movement. So, the depiction of temperate winds fighting strong north winds, leading to a storm (as if Vivaldi were a Midwesterner!), or the many different characterizations in winter, from chattering teeth to slipping on ice, are varied and wildly evocative. With minimal forces at his command (just solo violin, strings, and a harpsichord) he brings the colors to life, as in the haunting "Summer" depiction of flies lazily swarming in the heat as distant thunder peals threateningly. We invite you on this fabulous journey through the Four Seasons, as a first-timer, or as a veteran remembering the thrill of why this is a great masterpiece.
Vivaldi Four Seasons – soloists: Cristian Fatu, David Radzynski, Maria Iodenitch, Laurel Gagnon
Dvorak Nocturne
Dvorak Two Waltzes (Op. 54)
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Nor would I want to be, since this car was in the Hardee's* parking lot--wedged between a UPS truck and a puddle of vomit--where a traffic officer was affixing a wheel lock to the right front tire. I have a number of questions regarding the scenario, but I'm sure the Monster Thickburger is somehow involved.
Because "Thou Shalt Not Waste Your Deer" is the unspoken eleventh commandment. My reaction to this book, in three acts:
Act 1: Antlercraft?
Act 2: Antlercraft.
Act 3: Antlercraft!
I blame the decline of the property on Alyssa Milano's Season 5 arrival. I can only imagine the brackish hipster stew in the swimming pool. Also, what the fuck ever happened to Grant Show? He used to be the hottest thing in worn flannel and work boots this side of the Indigo Girls.
Blood and milk, you say? Where do you have to go to be soiled by that particular duo? Other than Neverland Ranch.
Aaaand that just happened.
*Check local listings. Hardee's is the nom de food of Carl's Jr.
UPDATE: Deutlich, this still remains the most disturbing personalized plate I've ever seen.
"I teach kids"? Maybe. "I touch kids"? Equally possible. "Itch kids"? Only if their children have chronic impetigo.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Cameraphone Treasures, Vol. 1
Nor would I want to be, since this car was in the Hardee's* parking lot--wedged between a UPS truck and a puddle of vomit--where a traffic officer was affixing a wheel lock to the right front tire. I have a number of questions regarding the scenario, but I'm sure the Monster Thickburger is somehow involved.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
I have never gone camping before. I considered it once but my enthusiasm for sleeping in the woods was left huddled in the corner after one drippy nose-and-Dramamine filled viewing of The Blair Witch Project. And that's fine. My idea of Roughing It means opening the fauxhogany entertainment center in a hotel room to reveal a teevee sans-Spectravision. If I can't peruse the skinema selection, checking for cleverly named flicks like Grinding Nemo or Lawrence of A Labia, then I may as well be laying in a pile of leaves. I also get stabby if there's not a bidet.
Regardless, in August my sister Runtie and I will be going to Peru for ten days with our uncle to trek the Inca Trail, visit Machu Picchu, and--after learning how many Peruvian foods are made of cow hearts--experience dramatic weight loss. "Why the fuck"--you may be asking yourself--"Did you sign up for this?" Because I'm a dorkchop. I have a fascination with ancient civs*--especially Pre-Columbian joints. I have a subscription to Archaeology magazine and pore over each photo of battered clay pieces like it's pottery porn**. Seeing Machu Picchu has been on my lifelist for a while, along with things like "have sex again***" and "bring dinosaurs back to life".
But still.
Can I stand ten days of trek? I have one broken toilet, but at least I have a toilet. I shower twice a day and constantly trim my, um, personal topiary. I'm terrified that by the time we touch down on American soil, it'll look like I have ZZ Top in a scissor lock.
Yesterday Runtie & I met our uncle at REI to buy "gear", which is the technical term for "sleeping bag that costs more than a liver transplant". It should be noted that our uncle holds a black belt in BadAssery. He has motorcycled across South America (like Che Guevara without the hipster cred), bagged peaks in Nepal, and summited Mount McKinley, an accomplishment that I didn't fully appreciate until I actually saw the mountain, which looms above Denali National Park like Stay-Puft over Manhattan. Needless to say, I tend to believe him when he says I can't just carry a mini-backpack shaped like Snoopy's head.
We started with the packs, strapping each bulky polyester beast to our backs like a waterproof Siamese twin. I immediately named mine Chang. On the trip, the porters will lug the heavy stuff but we'll still be responsible for our necessities, like extra clothing, water, and a portable DVD player with 174 miles of extension cord.
"Does it have to be so freaking big?" Runtie asked, leaning forward as our uncle dropped thirty pounds of weight in the pack.
The sales associate, Fether, who wore an earnest expression and "Sweet Baby James" hair said "Yes, it does. But you'll be on vacation, doing it for fun." She winced as he tightened a strap across her chest that mashed her boobs like uncooked biscuits. "Consider the homeless. They use a pack to carry their lives with them."
"Like turtles!" Runtie said.
"Also, they get shopping carts," I interjected. My uncle poked me in the knee pit with a hiking pole. Hard.
As I debated which insanely pricey pack would be roomy enough for Pigpen and I to live in after I spent my rent on camping gear, I overheard Fether and my uncle whispering. "Spill it to the rest of the class," I said.
"Fether asked whether we'd be carrying our own waste, which we will be."
I nodded. "Yeah, sure. Pocket our Snickers wrappers and all that".
The two of them exchanged a look.
"And, um, paper cups and stuff too. We'll recycle those," I added, throwing out the eco bit even though my sole concession to nature is eating only Organic Cheetos.
"Girls, you'll have to pick up your own waste. Your human waste."
Um. This is not a requirement if you vacation in, say, Myrtle Beach. There it's totally cool if you drop a deuce**** under the Apache Pier, so long as you cover it up with sand. Like a cat.
"You'll also need to collect any feminine hygiene products", Fether added, because Runtie and I must look ubermenstrual.
"Hell. No." Runtie said, shrugging off her pack. "If I get my period in Peru, I'll give myself a hysterectomy".
"Don't worry," I promised. "She'll totally bag up her ovaries."
We left the store, littered my car with giant bags like we'd just looted Whoville, and crossed the street to an Italian-ish restaurant. Our uncle, of course, wanted to discuss the trip.
"We need to make a list of goals," he began between bites of a soggy "I Can't Believe It's Not Bruschetta" bread mattress. "It's unacceptable to start a journey without knowing what you'd like to accomplish before the end of it. I'll start. We need to be safe. We'll increase our understanding of other cultures. Next?"
"We'll come back with hot ass legs," Runtie added.
"We won't contract intestinal parasites," I suggested.
"We won't poop!", we said together, the Constipation Chorus.
Our uncle asked for the check.
* I may or may not own a tee that says "I Dig Archaeology".
** Because of my affinity for dusty old shit, feel free to draw your own conclusions regarding my dating history.
*** With another person.
**** My other fave euphemism? Sending the Ewoks back to Endor.
Monday, May 26, 2008
File Under: Done, Git Er
My friend Tommy* and I went hiking yesterday and stumbled upon the quite-possibly-illegitimate child of Larry the Cable Guy. Or maybe it's just the Muppet Babies version of Larry himself.
*Yes, he is my only friend.
Friday, May 23, 2008
You Call Him Doctor Jones!
So the Gym Crush and I just watched all three Indiana Jones flicks* back to back to back, sitting on the sofa long enough to sink between the cushions into the Kingdom of Lost Change and Cheeto Dust. Between the end of the Kate Capshaw-ian disaster of Temple of Doom and the beginning of The Last Crusade, we had the following conversation:
Him: So, um, are you going to talk through this next one too?
Me: No. I swear I'll only give relevant cultural commentary.
The Last Crusade DVD: [plays opening credits]
Me: [snickering]
Him: [question mark]
Me: Her name...[titter] is....[snort] Alison Doody!
Him: [staring at me]
Me: [choking on chunks of laughter]
Him: [staring at the television]
Me: DOODY!
Him: [staring longingly at the front door]
I now have a weekend's worth of tickets for Indiana Jones and the Campbell's Soup for One.
I rule.
*Guess who rocked an Indy J tee during the flickage, proving that I am a True Fan and also that I recently shopped at dELiA's.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Thank you, Wikipedia, for allowing me to cram my head with enough worthless tidbits to ensure that my own obit will include the phrase "skull explosion". In lieu of my photo, there will be a tasteful black and white illustration of Adam Bomb from the first series of Garbage Pail Kids.
Sigh. I need another hobby, one that doesn't include a "Search" button. Or chronological lists of notable deaths.
Monday, May 19, 2008
OK, so two Fridays ago (Nine-o de Mayo! Yo soy bilingual!) I saw my Gym Crush at, um, the Gym while I was snuggling with my current boyfriend, the bench press. We talked briefly while I imagined his head encircled by the word "dreamy" and considered paint-penning the words "Dr. & Mrs. Gym Crush" on my Trapper Keeper, before he popped his earbuds in and started his actual workout. I was wrapping up my own attempts at exercise, which mainly consists of asking strangers if they're satisfied with their current footwear and seeing how far I can reach into the vending machines.*
I scaled the stairs to the cardio room and scanned the pink 60 point titles on the available vagazines, trying to find one without a cover story about yeast infections. I settled on a recent issue of Ladies' Home Journal, the one with Sally Field and an article about losing 10 pounds in 10 minutes** and climbed onto the elliptical machine. I was debating between programs called "Gluteal 1" and "Gluteal 2" when I saw him walk in. I waved--a goofy exaggerated gesture that would've been perfect if I was a minor-league mascot--but for some reason, he walked over and talked to me while I excitedly showered him with sweat and spittle for the duration of Gluteal 1.
We made our way outside together and stood in the parking lot, trading trivia about our lives until the entire place was deserted save for a man sleeping in his car and a drifter on a bike, who spent the better part of an hour weaving the same wobbly path on the sidewalk, muttering to himself about Jesus.***
He finally dismissed himself after I'd recounted my entire childhood, including the part where I used to strike out at tee-ball. I, of course, raced home to immediately deconstruct the entire conversation, recounting it to Pigpen as he gnawed on my left arm.
Things I Learned About Him Include:
- He is a proponent of CrossFit, a redonkulous athletic regimen whose daily workouts are named for dead people, quite possibly those who perished while doing the exercises. As far as I can tell, you don't stop lifting weights until you've achieved complete muscle failure and/or start to pee blood.
- Has a Wayne Campbell-Without-the-Cable-Access-Show living arrangement in his parents' house, one that I would definitely copy if the 'rents and I lived in the same state. They could boxersit The Pig while I spent my Friday nights eating selections from the House of Boyardee, watching Moesha reruns, and trying to harvest my own eggs.
- We talked about movies and There Will Be Blood came up. He said that he wanted to see it but couldn't take it seriously since Daniel Plainview looked exactly like the guy on the Red Baron pizza box.
- Aaaand the money shot... he reads this site. Thank you, FaceBooksheba for the backstabbery. Import note, import Chuck Taylors into wide open gob.****
I didn't see him again until Thursday, when I stumbled directly into his shoulder as he walked across the lobby of the gym. He gave a quick wave and said hey, but didn't slow down, and I assumed that I'd managed to fuck it up already. Or maybe it was just my t-shirt. My 50 cotton/50 poly was screened with a picture of Jimmy Carter***** and although Mr. Peanut's presidency and my life only overlapped for a couple of months, to him it was probably a pre-shrunk reminder that I'm ancient. Next time, I'll just drag a cotton gin behind me or loudly ask for a refill on my angina medication.
So Crayola me Shocked Pink when he bounded across the weight room on Friday evening and asked [insert Max Weinberg skins work] if I'd like to go see Iron Man. WITH HIM.
He waited for me to say something, idly fiddling with a rope attachment.
"Sure," I said, trying to sound nonchalant even though my aorta was rupturing. "That would be neat!".
I used the word "neat". And then I went home to stitch a poodle appliqué on my skirt.
But he called. And we Iron Man-ned and I tried to listen to him instead of SHARING EVERY THOUGHT IN MY HEAD, especially the ones that involved sopping Robert Downey Jr up with a biscuit.
I only spilled the awkwardsauce once. When the cashier asked him if he was a college student, he said yes and got a discount. She asked me the same question and the words "I wish" tumbled out, a response that meant that she addressed me as ma'am for the rest of the transaction and probably wondered why I wasn't at home plucking stray chin hairs and weeping.
We stayed for Nick Fury and then we were back in the parking lot, making awkward small talk and pushing imaginary pebbles with our feet. At one point he asked why I was still single, which I think he meant in a complimentary way but also could have been interpreted as "What the fuck is wrong with you?". It's the same kind of discerning question I ask when I find a Lacoste shirt at the thrift store and immediately assume that someone died in it.
It's interesting to be on this side of the age divide. I feel like Demi Moore. Or Susan Sarandon. Or Michael Jackson. And I'm increasingly OK with that.
* After months of stretching, I snagged my first bag of Sun Chips and the Y responded by clearing all of the treats off the bottom row. I'm either going to have to start scraping together some change or remove my arm bones.
** I didn't make it to the article but hope the secret was to cut off your own head.
*** He could've been saying "Cheeses". Either way.
**** He Enola Gay-ed me with this BombPop by saying that he didn't know why I'd noted his smile because he could "chop wood with [his] teeth", an observation that is totally false. He has lovely teeth, as opposed to the enamel-coated thumbtacks that jut out of my gums at irregular angles.
***** J-Cart's head is encircled with iron-on letters that read "Politicians Do It With Their Mouths". Yeah.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Supply and Demand
OK, so my inbox has been stuffed* with e's asking about these comments from this post's thread:
Some of the notes asked if this meant that we'd dated in college, some wanted to know if he was the last person who'd checked my "yes" box**, and one of you who is possibly my mom wanted to know if she would be receiving another Chia Head this Mother's Day. To answer those questions in order: yes, almost, and not unless Walgreens gets another shipment.
I got to know Troy when he roomed with one of my friends during sophomore year. Initially we shared nothing but stilted conversations and an occasional cardboard basket of curly fries. We had nothing in common. He liked flute music and learning. I enjoyed Popov Vodka and passing out in flower beds. I was Goofus. He was Gallant.
Besides, he was involved with someone else--a girl who didn't dress like Happy Gilmore***--and I was just beginning a relationship with Marlboro Reds. But before that semester's drop date, we were speaking to each other in paragraphs, not sentences. I learned that he listened to Kenny Loggins, ground his own coffee****, and frequently gave sweaters as gifts. Throw in a dash of lactose intolerance, and he was essentially the most eligible middle-aged man I was going to find on campus, unless I decided to seduce the Provost.*****
I soon realized that I was stumbling down the stairs to see him, just him, more often. He generously offered to help me through Econ--his major--and in return, I promised not to throw up on his desk planner again. For our first lesson, he taught me that 'conspicuous consumption' didn't mean having a McRib stain on my Yzerman sweater. During our second, I asked him out. I'm not sure why he agreed but think I shot out a cloud of ink, giant squid-style, temporarily stunning and confusing him.
None of our mutual friends Our one mutual friend didn't get it, our John Bender-Claire Standish Breakfast Club courtship (with the part of Troy being played by Molly Ringwald) and I think we all knew that from the start, it was stamped with an indelible expiration date, taunting us like that carton of cottage cheese that he couldn't eat. Thirteen episodes of Ally McBeal****** later, when he (unsurprisingly) decided I wasn't right for him and I (unsurprisingly) wouldn't let it go, he switched his major to religion, probably because he spent so much time praying that I would transfer to another school.
Flash forward ten years and he's earned two master's degrees from colleges that don't advertise during syndicated sitcoms and has a career that lends itself to French cuff shirts and a yard full of swans. He's married and has a child that--because he and Mrs. Troy******* both have cheekbones I could open my cable bill with--is destined to make Shiloh Jolie-Messiah-Pitt look like a lawn gnome.
By contrast, I sleep alone, wear a name tag to work, and recently ate an earthworm for a dollar.
Despite living two Targets from each other, I rarely see him since he doesn't need to purchase running shoes nor buys groceries at Big Lots. I'm glad he stops by the site, I appreciate all the reader e's, and still hope I can find a Chia Head by Sunday.
* Not a euphemism.
** Not a euphemism.
*** This was during my devoted hockey fan period, which overlapped entirely with my "frequently assumed to be a lesbian" period.
**** Also not a euphemism.
***** I spent a full semester considering it until someone pointed out that, despite the sideburns, he was actually a woman.
****** At this point, the show was still known for its short hemlines and unisex bathrooms and not because Calista Flockhart weighed less than a barn owl.
******* They were nice enough to invite me to their wedding even though there was a very real possibility that I would make a scene and/or empty an entire tray of mini-quiche into my purse. Mrs. Troy--and the entire Trojan family--is made of win.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Yes It's True (Yes It's Truuuuue)
Cause I can see (I can see)
That you're happy to be stuck with meeeee.
My HuLew* lust goes backbackback to second grade:**
"Huey Lewis was my first love. When he was on the cover of People magazine, I threw a tantrum in Elliott's grocery store until my mother would buy a copy which I immediately took home and hung on my wall. It seems like maybe this would have been a warning sign to my parents, when all of my friends liked Kirk Cameron or Corey Haim but I wanted Huey, a 38-year-old married father of two."Seriously. I couldn't be happier if I'd just placed the winning bid on the Shroud of Turin.
* I think this is also the #8 meal at China Garden. It comes with shrimp and scallions.
Monday, May 05, 2008
Here's a question for you reader(s)...
Why, after five months of sharing my bed and increasingly scratched-up sofa with him, has my little Boxerbeast started to make me itchy every time he licks me? This morning he woke me up by enthusiastically lapping at my face and within five minutes I looked like Macaulay Culkin in My Girl.
Any ideas? Because right now my only solution is to trim an eyehole out of my pillowcase and shroud my head John Merrick-style before heading to work.
Update: 10:08 a.m. Kaeti said... You're allergic to love.
This is quite possibly the most plausible explanation. It also explains why my trachea closes every time I watch "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition". Oh, and why I'm so alone. Urticaria lines the bottom of the turn-on pile, sandwiched between "surly" and "refuses to chew with mouth closed".
Friday, May 02, 2008
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I caught an insomniac episode of the X-Files around 3 a.m. and when I wasn't distracted by Gillian Anderson's "Kabuki-Meets-Career Woman" makeup style, I was kickstarting my cortex trying to remember where I had seen the villain before. (Robert Patrick Modell, for any remaining X-Addicts).
I Heimliched it out of my head this morning, during my second bowl of Shrek cereal*. He was the undersexed dad** in the Lifetime Original Movie Secret Cutting***.
I hate myself for knowing this.
* I know we're, like, a year past the latest Shrek installment, which probably explains why the box had been banished to the clearance endcap. And also why it tastes like potting soil.
** And the family's reluctant math tutor. For some reason in made-for-tv movies, whenever the main character starts sucking at math, they're three Mylanta commercials away from a psychological disorder. I tanked my trig class too, but that's because my teacher stopped speaking to me after an unfortunate incident where she asked for an example of a vulgar fraction and I suggested two divided by dick.
*** Plot synopsis: A teen girl spends lots of time drawing elaborate sketches of wolves which you know she's just going to rip up later. To cope with her classmates' teasing****she locks herself in her room (or the bathroom or the garage or the inexplicably unlocked school furnace room/smoker's den) and sometimes cuts herself! Secretly! This results in several appointments with tough-but-caring therapist Rhea Pearlman whose only medical credentials appear to be an endless supply of cable knit sweaters. The End.
**** Her fellow students tease her with uninspired epithets like "Weirdo", ignoring more creative choices like "Dances With Wolves", "Wolf Blitzer" or "Wolf Camera Center".*****
***** Or "Starting Center for the Sudbury Wolves". Or "Wolf Lake, Minnesota". I can do this All Effing Day.


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Time's up! The winner of this book is Amy, commenter #53! I know the numbering of the comments doesn't show up now that closed comments, but I kept track! Congratulations, Amy! I've emailed you for your mailing address. 😀
My friend and I got to go see Annie Barrows at one of our local book stores. We got there an hour early, put our sweaters down on two seats in the middle of the front row, and went and grabbed a bite to eat. I was really excited as I've heard so many good things about this book.
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I thought, No, my book blogging friends wouldn't dare to steer me wrong! (sorry if I missed your review) Surely the young(er) readers in my area just don't know what they're missing!
My peeps (YOU!) did not let me down…while I haven't read it yet, Ms. Barrows was so charming and personable and fun to listen to, that despite the other books I have to read, I'll be plunging into this forthwith. Edited to add: I have read the book and I'll be posting about it soon!
All that aside, I bought a copy to give away to you, my wonderful friends, and I even had Ms. Barrows sign it. No gently read copies for you! No paperback ARCs for you! Only the best for you!
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The whole wide world can enter, but if you win and you live outside of the US and Canada, please understand I will send this book the cheapest way possible. Meaning it'll get on a donkey, reach the ocean, where it will then end up on a fish, which will deliver it to a whale, which will take it to the shore closest to you, so that some mangy mutt can grab it and deliver it to you, only for you to find that the mangy mutt won't give it up without exchanging it for a little bit of meat. So beware.
Winner will be notified via email. Contest will close at 11:59pm Pacific time on November 15, 2008. Good luck!
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I have no idea where I got this recipe. It has been in my files for awhile. I haven't gotten around to trying it because Doug doesn't like mushrooms or quiche. I might have to have a girls-only dinner just so I can make this! I think this could also be adapted to make bite-sized mini-quiches for a great appetizer. YUM.
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I was a little worried about how this would turn out, but it tasted great! The salmon and cream cheese with chives goes together very well. I had way too much egg and cream left over that didn't fit into the pie shell. Next time I will try only using 1 cup of half and half. This was a great solution to making a creative dinner with leftover salmon. It was also very easy to make with very little prep time.
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- 1 unbaked pie crust
- 1 tablespoon butter
- 1 cup sliced mushrooms
- 1⁄2 cup onion, thinly sliced
- 1 tablespoon flour
- 2 cups cooked salmon, flaked
- 1⁄2 cup cream cheese
- 2 tablespoons fresh chives, chopped
- 2 cups half-and-half
- 4 eggs
- 1⁄2 teaspoon salt
- 1 pinch cayenne
- 1⁄2 cup grated parmesan cheese
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- Preheat oven to 325.
- Prepare filling: Heat butter and sauté onion and mushrooms. Stir in flour and combine well. Remove pan from heat.
- Distribute salmon evenly in unbaked pie shell. Dot with lumps of cream cheese and add cooked onions and mushrooms. Sprinkle with chives.
- Prepare custard: In a large bowl, whisk together eggs and half & half. Add salt and cayenne. Pour over filling. Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese.
- Bake until golden brown and slightly puffed in the center.
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Bangkok – Excessive use of fertilizers and pesticides and other poor farming practices have led to an insect plague in Thailand's rice fields that was predicted to reduce yields by 30 per cent in vast areas, the International Rice Research Institute warned Monday. "This is the worst outbreak of brown planthoppers I have seen in my career since 1977," said Manit Luecha, director of the Chainat Rice Seed Center.
"Most of the paddy fields – probably more than 1 million hectares – will suffer rice yield losses of more than 30 per cent," he predicted.
Thailand is the world's largest rice exporter. Last year, it shipped 8.6 million tons abroad, earning the country 5 billion dollars in foreign exchange.
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ShowBox is a TV show and a free movies application for Android devices. The application is among the most reliable and best free android applications because you can use it to watch movies and stream TV shows in High Dimension (HD) for free .Since the app might not be offered in Google play apps collection or store for direct use, you need to install it on your device, that is, either your tablet, your phone or any other Android based device such as Blackberry, Kindle Fire among others.
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• Go to the settings then to the security and turn on the unknown sources check box. This will enable the installation of applications from other sources. It is important to know that the step varies depending on the device type or the Android version that you have but, all the same, the option must be turned on to allow installation of the non-market apps.
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VILLANOVA, Pa. – After a 2-1 victory on Saturday at Yale, the University of Pennsylvania found two goals to be enough once more, as the Quakers defeated Villanova 2-1 on Tuesday evening.
Coming from behind for the victory Saturday, Penn (7-7) took the lead in the first half on Tuesday behind a goal from freshman Alexa Hoover.
The goal for Hoover was her 13th of the season, leading the team and putting her in a tie for first place in the Ivy League in scoring. Hoover is averaging almost a goalper game on the season (0.93), good enough for 11th in the country.
The Quakers outshot Villanova 14-3 in the first half, and led 1-0 at the break.
Shortly into the second half Villanova (4-12) tied the game on a shot from the top of the circle by sophomore Kristen Mercile.
Junior Elizabeth Hitti scored Penn's second goal 15 minutes into the second period, and as it did on Saturday against Yale, the Quakers defense was able to keep the Wildcats at bay to seal the victory.
Senior Alex Iqbal recorded an assist on each Penn goal, pushing her season total to seven. Iqbal is now second on the team in assists, onebehind Hittiwho haseight.
Penn goalkeeper Allison Weisenfels recorded four saves on Tuesday, giving her 67 on the year.
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Sleep Disorders
Can CPAP machine cause persistent dry cough?
I have been using a CPAP machine with a humidifier since mid-June 2007. I have been experiencing a persistent dry cough during the day, but especially during the night. It wakes me up several times a night. Coughing does not relieve the tickle in my throat. I have been taking Flonase with no improvement. I thought it might be a side effect of Cozaar. But the other night I did not use my CPAP machine and had NO coughing for 24 hours. I went without the CPAP last night too--again with no coughing. I carefully clean and sterilize all the tubing and humidifier, so I doubt it is mold/fungus in the machine. Could I be allergic to the silicone nasal pillows or plastic tubing and humidifier? Thank you for any help you can offer.
There are a number of causes of chronic cough, of which chronic bronchitis (especially in smokers), asthma, post-nasal drip and heartburn (or gastroesophageal reflux) are the most common. Sleep apnea by itself has not been found to be a frequent cause of chronic cough, though when the airway collapses in sleep, individuals may awaken with a choking and coughing spell as the airway reopens during an arousal from sleep. Treatment of sleep apnea with CPAP keeps the airway open during sleep and thus prevents the repetitive choking and coughing that occurs in some individuals.
In your case, your sleep apnea has been treated with CPAP with a humidifier, but you have been experiencing a cough with this. It is not clear from the question if the cough started before or after you began using the CPAP. Assuming it started after you began using the CPAP, then it is reasonable to be concerned that the cough could be related to the treatment. Possible ways in which use of CPAP could lead to coughing include: an increase in nasal congestion with post-nasal drip (though you point out you have been using flonase with no help), nasal and mucosal drying due to the inhalation of dry cool air (though you point out you have a humidifier with the CPAP), an allergic reaction to components of the CPAP device or mask, irritation of airway receptors due to high airway pressures, or infection related to worsening of an underlying sinus condition or contaminated water in the humidifier
It is reasonable to make sure that your humidifier is heated (and if not, to get a heated humidifier) and speak to your Sleep Physician about the problem. It's possible that you could be allergic to some component of the CPAP mask and changing your interface may be needed. Cozaar, which can lead to coughing to some individuals, should also be considered as a potential cause in your case. Of course, specific factors in your history may suggest other diagnoses that require specific testing, so talking to your doctor would be a good idea.
To learn more about sleep apnea or other sleep disorders, please visit the American Academy of Sleep Medicine website. In addition to information, the website contains a list of Sleep Centers across the country so that you may locate one near you. The American Sleep Apnea Association also has some information at their website that you might find useful.
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Highland Park has always been a desirable neighborhood. It's interesting how many beautiful needy properties there still are there – evidence of the rough period Pittsburgh has weathered. Houses like this one will no doubt be harder to come by in the coming years. I've always admired the "6 sisters" homes on North St. Clair Street and wondered what their future held. The accepted story of their construction is that a contractor in the 1800s built them for six of his family members. Akator Lagom Joint Ventures, in partnership with the Highland Park Community Development Corporation, just finished rehabbing one of them, and is working on the second. The inside of the finished home is modern and spacious with an open floor plan on the first level. All original woodwork was removed and cataloged, and reinstalled after new walls with insulation. The facade renovation includes the original curved glass turret windows, original porch & eve moldings, and new wood picture windows. The home is being offered by Coldwell Banker agent Pat Truschel.
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Pacific Theatre's annual evening of storytelling and music is coming back to Abbotsford.
Every year, some of Vancouver's finest musicians and actors get together to present Christmas Presence, a potluck of songs, stories, and poems. From the nostalgic to the contemporary, the heartfelt to the hilarious, the show is becoming a tradition.
The show takes place on Dec. 15 at 8 p.m. at the Matsqui Centennial Auditorium (32315 South Fraser Way).
This year Pacific Theatre is proud to partner with its sister company in Abbotsford, Gallery 7 Theatre.
For tickets, call 604-731-5518, go online at pacifictheatre.org, or visit House of James, 2743 Emerson St.
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Nice addition to the dash board plug-ins but ink levels are not being read correctly for Ricoh printers and the box is not scaled to the amount of networked printers. Included a screen shot of frame size to amount of printers.
SW: Beta V
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Checked in the printers view for the 2 printers and the ink levels are not displayed correctly in there either, looked back at 4.7 and the ink levels also don't display in there. I'll change the scan account type around for this and see if that resolves anything on ink readings.
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Sep 2, 2010 at 4:36 UTC
Digital Disaster,
Thanks for the feedback. The Ricoh printer issue has been reported as a known issue. I will add you to the list of users having an issue.
Sep 2, 2010 at 8:04 UTC
Talon Computer Systems is an IT service provider.
Similar issues with Xerox Phasers?
Here's what shows in the widget.
Sep 2, 2010 at 8:04 UTC
Talon Computer Systems is an IT service provider.
....Here's what shows up in Devices Summary
Sep 2, 2010 at 8:26 UTC
This presents me....
Sep 3, 2010 at 2:00 UTC
cant found this plugin ???
Sep 3, 2010 at 3:51 UTC
we have that same problem with our Ricoh,drives us nuts!
Sep 3, 2010 at 10:20 UTC
Where is this plug in? I don't see it?
Sep 3, 2010 at 10:51 UTC
Similar issues with Xerox Phasers?
Here's what shows in the widget.
Dr-Drew could you post up an SNMP walk of your Xerox devices?
Attached is the executable, but you can download all of net-snmp directly here: [http:/
Run the snmpwalk.exe from command-prompt to "walk" the SNMP outputs from the printer(s) in question.
Your command will look something like this:
C:\(path to executable)>snmpwalk.exe -c public -v 1 front-desk >walk.txt
Where "public" is the Community string, and "front-desk" is the hostname or IP address of the printer. This will output the results to a text file called walk.txt in the directory with the executable.
After running this command post up the log.
Sep 3, 2010 at 1:14 UTC
For those of you who cant find it, From your Dashboard, click "add content" (just above the first window of your dashboard content). This will pop up a list of plug-ins you can add to the dashboard. The Ink and Toner Center is one of them.
Sep 3, 2010 at 2:32 UTC
Thanks Mike for pointing out where to find this widget. I've asked Nic to update the beta V post to show this under Dashboard and not Plugins. We call these widgets for the dashboard and this one is not related to a Plugin. It comes built into Spiceworks and can be added onto any Dashboard page. Sorry for the confusion in the documentation.
Sep 3, 2010 at 2:43 UTC
Thanks Mike.
Sep 4, 2010 at 11:27 UTC
thx all
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Hi Ben,
I've sent off the log to beta@
Sep 8, 2010 at 3:08 UTC
Thanks Dr-Drew! I passed along the log to Connie. :)


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DINING OUT; Watching That Diet? It's a Piece of Cake
By JOANNE STARKEY
Published: September 23, 1990
THE 1990's may rank as the decade of eating right in addition to eating well. Even fast-food chains have hopped aboard the healthy-food bandwagon. Nevertheless, dining out is still a land mine of fats, frustration, calories and cholesterol.
Diners concerned with good nutrition can avoid many pitfalls by choosing Italian food, with its focus on carbohydrates (pasta and bread), olive oil and vegetables. Antonio's of Cedarhurst eliminates the guesswork and makes healthful eating a cinch. A section of its menu highlights low-calorie choices complete with calorie counts, Weight Watchers exchanges, fat and cholesterol totals.
Best of all, those good-for-you entrees taste terrific. What a joy to have a great dinner and feel virtuous at the same time. Eggplant rollatini stuffed with low-fat ricotta and spinach (360 calories) is one of the best versions of this classic yet encountered. Breast of chicken paired with a light tomato sauce and smothered in crisp vegetables (365 calories) is moist and tasty.
Whole barbecued fish (choice of red snapper, pompano or St. Peter's fish) is a sweet, flaky delight that is deboned at tableside (330 calories). An optional side dish of garlic, olive oil and herbs adds a wallop of flavor and very little guilt.
Nor is Antonio's regular menu a slouch when it comes to healthy eating. No beef is listed, seafood abounds and vegetables are given their due.
Antonio's dining room antipasto array is vegetables all the way: roasted peppers, grilled eggplant, crisp verdant asparagus, marinated mushrooms, artichoke hearts, caponata and marinated zucchini, all sparkling and heady with garlic.
Two other light appetizer favorites are mushrooms stuffed with spinach and a touch of cheese, and tiny (no bigger than a thumbnail) New Zealand clams in a lovely red sauce.
Possibly the best starters are the combinations of pasta and vegetables: penne bathed in olive oil alive with garlic and crisp broccoli, fusilli flavor-ladened with onions, white eggplant and yellow squash and penne punctuated with shiitake mushrooms, sweet red peppers and a handful of shallots.
Check the a la carte vegetables for a great, inexpensive appetizer. Crisp, greaseless fried zucchini ($3.75) is among the best on Long Island. Stracciatella Fiorentina is not. This spinach eggdrop soup is bland and ordinary.
So is the Caesar salad. The croutons are homemade, but both anchovies and flavor are scant. The primavera (greens with chopped crisp vegetables) and the tricolor are recommended, as is the caprese salad. The last is packed with tasty sun-dried tomatoes, capers and mozzarella. Inexplicably, it also hosts ho-hum, California black olives and pale and wan tomatoes.
For those steering a healthy course at entree time, a special of angel-hair pasta briming with shrimp, large emerald-hued New Zealand mussels, tiny clams and half of a sweet, moist lobster is just the ticket. Grilled swordfish and grilled chicken breast covered with sauteed vegetables are other slimming choices.
Pollo contadina: chicken breast allied with sausage, red peppers, onions, mushrooms and garlic is lusty, wonderful and about as dissolute as you can get at Antonio's.
Desserts do not disappoint. All are above average and a few even fall in the won't-blow-the-diet category. In addition to a melange of fresh strawberries, melon and kiwi, two other sweets fill the bill: a wedge of frozen meringue (try to keep from eating the delicious dark-chocolate sauce) and a mound of fresh raspberries with chocolate zabaglione (also a tempter) on the side, so the strong willed can avoid it.
Two reasonably priced 1987 wines, one from Italy and the other from California, provided pleasurable accompaniment. The first was a Lugana Santi ($14). Fragrant and full of flavor, it is the best of the Lake Garda whites. The other was a high-quality, fruity, Parducci zinfandel ($13). Almost all of the 60 wines are under $20.
Antonio's is a tiny, attractive, white-tablecloth storefront with four efficient, tuxedoed waiters who perform a ballet in the tight quarters, delighting patrons with their charm while serving them top-notch food.
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140 Cedarhurst Avenue (half-block north of the Long Island Rail Road Station), Cedarhurst. 374-9094.
Atmosphere: Warm, elegant, tiny storefront.
Service: Agile, alert, agreeable.
Recommended dishes: Eggplant rollatini, chicken primavera, whole barbecued fish, cold appetizer assortment, clams posillipo, stuffed mushrooms, fusilli and vegetables, penne with shiitake mushrooms, penne with broccoli, angel-hair pasta and seafood, primavera salad, tricolored salad, swordfish, grilled chicken breast, pollo contadina, all desserts.
Price range: Lunch: Entrees are $9.25 to $19.50. Dinner: Appetizers, $3.75 to $8.50; entrees, $11.50 to $21.
Credit cards: All major cards.
Hours: Lunch: 11:30 A.M. to 3 P.M., Monday through Friday. Dinner: 5 to 10 P.M., Monday through Thursday; 5 to 11 P.M., Friday and Saturday, and 4 to 9:30 P.M. Sunday.
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Internet Safety
By: Alessio Masciotra and Anthony Mallouk
Safe Surfing Tips
- Don't give any personal information such as my address, telephone number, parents' work address without your parents' permission.
- 2.Do not agree to get together with someone you meet online without first checking with your parents.
- 3. Do not give anyone your password because if you do your friend could go on all your networks.
- 4. Don't install a program if you don't know what it is because it could jeopardize your family's privacy.5.
Know the risks
1.DO NOT use your face as a profile picture because if someone who does not know you can track you down
2. Kids can go online from so many sources, including video game consoles and electronic devices, but don't do anything that could be tracked by hackers.
Protect Yourself
- Tell someone you trust what happened, whether that's a parent, a teacher or a friend.
- If a threat to your safety was involved, call the police immediately!
- Cyberbullying is happening to more and more teens every day. No one deserves it, and we can all do more to stop it.
Social Networking
1.Always tell your parents about where you're going to sign up on, you don't know if it's a safe social network website.
2.Don't say negative things to say online, the police may track that message,
3.Don't respond to any hurtful messages about you and don't put any inappropriate pictures on the internet it can also be traced back to you by the police.
Other Ideas
1.It is fun to go online and surf the web, but some people aren't that nice and try to hack.
2. Also hackers who hack into your computer to take off the the virus.
Thanks For watching :)


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