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Louis C.K. was on Conan last week, (and all over your Facebook newsfeed, so sorry in advance for writing this) and not to sound like the gushy piece of garbage that I am, I have to admit - I, as a 26-year-old man, felt the same exact joy and giddiness while watching him on there that I remembered feeling when I would watch him as a guest on Late Night when I was a 12-year-old kid.
Obviously, Louis is a huge star now, known for his numerous stand-up specials and his Emmy award-winning television show. But back then I just knew him as that absurd stand-up comedian who I looked up to because not only was he telling silly jokes in clubs all over the country, but he also got to write comedy for a living for some of my favorite late night talk and sketch shows over the last couple decades. He was a guy who was respected by some of the most reputable comedians in both the stand-up and sketch community. It was the exact path and career that I wanted back when I started, and continues to be what I strive for to this very day.
Why am I saying all of this?
Well, because at the tail end of the interview on Conan last Thursday, there was a very sincere moment where Louis thanked Conan for giving him a chance back in '93. At the time he was really desperate and was seriously going to quit comedy the night before. In a past interview, he actually even said he was about to "empty his brains out into a bathtub" until Robert Smigel, the first head writer on Late Night, called to hire him, thus obviously preventing him from doing so. For me, watching him take that moment to thank Conan was so beautiful and it reminded me to be grateful for all the help and advice that I've received so far in my short and not nearly as successful career. It made me think of all of those who even just took a couple minutes to share their wisdom with me when I was just starting out. "Who were some of those people?"
I sat there, thought about it and then it struck me. Holy shit. An insane realization washed over me.
One of the first people to ever directly give me real advice in comedy was Louis C.K. himself. Quickly, I ran to my computer and with the magic of the Internet, I was able to track down those exact pieces of advice and realized it should be mandatory reading for anyone who is getting into comedy.
The first time I went on stage was in May 2005, in my hometown of Erie, PA, at a club called Jr.'s Last Laugh. It was the graduation performance for a stand-up class I took. I did okay and decided I wanted to keep doing it, but the club didn't offer an open mic night or any other way to regularly perform there. The only way I could get my fix until I moved to a bigger city was to obsess over it on the Internet. And that's exactly what I did.
In August 2005, I began visiting a Google newsgroup, which was essentially a message board, called "alt.comedy.standup." If I remember correctly, there weren't that many active members, but among the regulars, was Louis, who responded to my first ever question in the group…
"Subject: Advice for an 18 year old aspiring comedian...
My name is C.J. and I'm an aspiring comedian. I started back in May at a room here in Erie, PA called Jr.s Last Laugh. I'm in love with comedy and since then I've done open mics everywhere I can. Since then I've auditioned for the Cleveland Improv (got it, but they're not too picky), did an open mic at the Comix Cafe, and I'm moving to Pittsburgh on the 25th of this month and got a spot in an open mic at The Improv there on the 31st. What I really wanted to ask was if any of you experienced comics have any advice, pointers, tips, tricks etc that you'd be willing to share. Being that I just started I love looking for inspiration wherever I can find it. I'd love to hear about anything, from how the business works, what to look for and even horror stories.
Thanks in advance!"
Four replies down. Louis C.K. responded…
"i started when i was 17. i got a good head start, skill-building wise, but I sometimes think I missed out on a lot of "Life" that I could be drawing from now. Try to go to college and get some knowlege. If you don't do that, make a deliberate attempt to read a lot and educate yourself, so that you don't just becauase a siv for American pop culture. If you spend all your time on stage talking about the cover of People magazine, you won't go far, you won't last, and you'll be bored before you get good.
Take advantage of the head start you're giving yourself by stopping as often as possible to live your life, explore America and grow as a person. When you go to some shit town to do a one-nighter, get there early and walk around before the show. Watch people. Observe and remember.
Go on stage as often as possible. Any stage anywhere. Don't listen to anyone about anything. Just keep getting up there and try to be funny, honest and original.
Know that it's not going to be easy. Know that it's going to take a long time to be good or great. Don't focus on the career climbing. Focus on the getting funnier. The second you are bitching about what another comic is getting you are going in the completely wrong direction. No one is getting your gig or your money.
Keep in mind that you are in for a looooong haul of ups and downs and nothing and something. It takes at least 15 years, usually more, to make a great comic. most flame out before they get there.
And yes, be polite and courteous to every single person you deal with. Not because that will make you a better comedian, but because you're supposed to do that.
As far as how to get funny or write jokes, no one can teach you that. Just make sure you know what you're trying to do and that you're doing it in a way no one else is doing.
If anyone tells you they can teach you how to do comedy, they are lying.
I agree with Bent that you should fill yourself with the history of standup. Watch Richard Pryor Live in Concert, Bill Cosby himself, and listen to all of their albums as well as any other comedy cd you can get your hands on.
Good luck
I don't think I have to specifically reiterate anything he said there and say that it's important. All of it's important. As I look back on it, I was extremely fortunate that the information that was going into my dumb impressionable 18-year-old brain was from Louis C.K.
That wasn't the last of the advice either.
On September 27, 2005, 18-year-old me asked…
"Subject: Better Market For Rookies: New York or Los Angeles?
What's a better city to get your comedy career started after you've established yourself in a smaller city and you want to make the jump? "New York City or Los Angeles? Why?
Three replies down, Louis responded…
"you can get more stage time in new york. there are more clubs, more shows. There is no subsitute for stage time and lots of it. Don't go to LA till you are ripe and ready because once you get there the development process will halt.
I didn't completely listen to his advice on this one because I didn't move to New York. Instead, I moved back home, saved some money, then moved to Chicago where I was able to get as much stage time as possible. That was the most important part of the advice that he gave me; go somewhere that allows you to get as much stage time as possible. I consider my time in Chicago the most important time of my life. I learned everything I know now because I was able to get onstage there as much as I wanted to and was allowed to fail.
Who knows what would've happened if I moved to LA back then? I probably would've been depressed as shit and would've quit because I couldn't get onstage enough to see any development. Thankfully, eight years later, I finally moved to LA and now I'm only depressed as shit just a little bit. But seriously, I now find myself in position to slowly but surely swim upstream in this new and extremely intimidating scene, rather than drown, which I honestly think would've happened if I didn't listen to him and decided to move here as an 18-year-old kid with no experience.
Now, here's my favorite occurrence of him giving me advice, because it's on video, (from his short-lived video podcast) and done in the most Louis C.K. way, by insulting me in the process.
He even included an amazing video of him bombing at the Comedy Cellar in the dark days when stand-up died right after the boom in the 80s.
It's really inspiring to me to hear him talk about his entire career up until now. He struggled. I know he got hired as a writer at 26 for Late Night with Conan O'Brien, but if you go back and do the research, you'll know he had several downfalls since then.
This is where the pieces of advice he gave me back when I was 18 begin to ring true for me now. Now as someone who is 8 years into their career. It's made me realize things like getting that one job isn't the end all-be all. In fact, it's how you respond and react to not getting that one, or several jobs, that is going to define you and your career. It's about those years before and in between your "big breaks."
You think Louis is the incredibly insightful comedian that he is today because he was told "yes" every step of his career?
No. He's that way because he had doors shut on him in this business and in life that helped prepare him for whatever his next pursuit was.
He was hired by Smigel and Conan in 1993, but if you ask most pedestrians or casual comedy fans what piece of his work was first cemented in their brains, they'll more than likely say his special, Shameless. That came out in 2007, fourteen years after getting hired to write for Late Night.
What happened in between then?
TV appearances, a short-lived sitcom, movies, and more shit that little amounts of people seemed to care about.
What did Louis do, though?
Like in that first piece of advice he gave me in that Google Newsgroup, he worried about continuing to get funnier. He continued living life. He continued studying the craft. Everything eventually fell into place for him because of that and now we get to fully enjoy his work through all sorts of mediums.
Who knows what else he'll end up doing, but the possibilities are endless, and it seems like now he has a choice. He gets to retain 100% integrity and is allowed to genuinely express his thoughts and feelings any way he wants to.
Isn't that what we all want as artists? That's the real goal right there.
I can't remember if 19-year-old me was appreciative of the advice back then, but I will say 26-year-old me is right now, and it has probably, whether I actually ever realized it or not, prevented me from also "emptying my brains out into a bathtub."
So thank you, Louis. I'm glad your brains remained inside your head so mine and hopefully others' remain in ours as well.
-C.J. Toledano is a stand-up comedian who has written for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and The Onion News Network. His real credits are the six television shows that said "no" to him this past summer. Make fun of him for writing something sincere: @CJToledano.


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As significant geopolitical and economic events will continue to contribute to ongoing US market volatility, investors need to consider those companies with strong competitive advantages.
Since the outcome of the US election, equity markets have rebounded surprisingly quickly from an initial fall.
While the bond market has been hit hard by the prospect of rising rates and higher US inflation, US stocks have performed well on the back of Trump's anticipated domestic spending plans.
Trump's proposed plans to invest heavily in infrastructure and reduce corporate taxes could amount to substantial fiscal stimulus, which is boding well for US equities at present.
This, along with higher inflation, could see the US dollar appreciate and the Australian dollar fall as a result.
An uplift in US earnings in the third quarter and positive sales growth also means the current environment bodes well for US equity markets.
Positive outlook for US equities
While the current outlook is positive for US equities, this view must be seen as short term. Market fluctuations in response to uncertainty around Trump's foreign and domestic policies continue to be a regular occurrence.
Other significant geopolitical and economic events this year continue to contribute to ongoing market volatility. So, it is important for investors to consider those US companies with strong competitive advantages which can sustain market volatility.
Prior to the election results, 85 per cent of companies within the S&P 500 Index had reported their annual earnings. According to FactSet, 54 per cent reported sales above the mean estimate and 71 per cent of those reported earnings above the mean estimate.
For the first time in two years there is growth in earnings per share (EPS) and upside in sales per share, which reinforces a trend of positive growth.
Growth in training 12 month EPS at quarter end 2013 to 2016
Source: Bloomberg. Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future performance.
Growth in trailing 12 month sales per share at quarter end 2013 to 2016
Source: Bloomberg. Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future performance.
Wide-moat companies
To help identify companies with competitive advantages, Morningstar developed the Economic Moat Rating.
Wide-moat companies possess structural competitive advantages that are expected to allow them to earn above-average returns on capital over a sustained period of 20-plus years, and which conversely prevent those returns from quickly eroding.
Only 243 companies worldwide have a wide moat rating, indicating these companies can sustain their excess returns for the long term.
In Australia, there are only seven companies classified as having a wide moat. In the US, just 143 have the classification.
Morningstar's equity analysts also assign a fair value to each company in its coverage universe. Using a combination of the qualitative moat data and the quantitative fair value data, Morningstar has constructed its Moat Index Series.
The Morningstar Wide Moat Focus Index (MOAT Index) includes at least 40 US wide-moat companies with the most compelling valuations.
The index is rules based, equally weighted and reviewed on a quarterly basis. To view the current holdings click here.
MOAT performance
For the calendar year to date, Morningstar's MOAT Index has outperformed the S&P 500 Index by over 11.97 per cent (20.13 per cent versus 8.16 per cent). On a trailing basis, the MOAT Index has outperformed the market over most periods.
Trailing returns to 25 November 2016
Source: FactSet, as at 25 November 2016. Performance is in A$. Results are calculated to the last business day of the month and assume immediate reinvestment of all dividends and exclude costs associated with investing in MOAT. You cannot invest directly in an index. Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future performance of the indices or MOAT.
Importantly, Morningstar's MOAT Index also demonstrates outperformance in periods when markets fall, as demonstrated in the graph below during the global financial crisis and euro sovereign debt crisis.
Cumulative Index Returns (per cent) 30 September 2002 to 31 October 2016
Source: Morningstar, VanEck. Data as at 31 October 2016 in Australian dollars. Past performance of the indices is not a reliable indicator of future performance of the indices or MOAT fund. An index is unmanaged and cannot be invested in directly. Index returns assume that dividends have been immediately reinvested and do not reflect the fund's management costs and any fees or expenses incurred when trading on exchange. 2007-2008 returns calculated for 1 January 2007 to 31 December 2008 and 2009 returns calculated for 1 January 2009 to 31 December 2009.
Investors can access US equity wide-moat companies on ASX
Innovation in the ETF industry means Australian investors can now access US equity wide-moat companies by investing in the VanEck Vectors Morningstar Wide Moat ETF (ASX: MOAT), which tracks the Morningstar Wide Moat Focus Index.
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Coffee lovers across Wharfedale and Aireborough have helped raise thousands of pounds for Macmillan Cancer Support.
Big events were organised in Yeadon, Ilkley and Bolton Abbey to support the charity's largest annual fundraiser, the World's Biggest Coffee Morning, on Friday.
Volunteers also ran lots of smaller events, including at Old Pool Bank Village Hall, to coin in the charity cash.
People turned out in force to support the all-day coffee morning at Yeadon Town Hall, which raised £1,100 to the delight of Macmillan's Otley and Wharfedale Fundraising Group that organised it.
Group member, Katharine Jex, said: "We're really pleased. We did lunches this year, were there longer and had tables for people to sell things from, and it seems to have paid off.
"The support we received was amazing, and we'd like to thank everybody who came. A big thanks to Otley Chevin Rotary Club, too, which helped us collect at Marks and Spencer in Pudsey last weekend, which raised £1,200."
Macmillan's Ilkley Fundraising Committee, meanwhile, raised £911 from its event, held at Abbeyfield, and from carrying out a coffee run for local businesses.
Committee member, Janet Alton, said: "We would like to thank everybody who supported us in any way on Friday."
A coffee morning featuring home-made cakes and a raffle held at Bolton Abbey Village Hall raised more than £700 for the cause, while the event at Old Pool Bank Village Hall generated £105.
The fundraising work continues this month, with Macmillan's Otley and Wharfedale Fundraising Group holding a pamper evening at Otley Rugby Club tomorrow. The event starts at 7.30pm and tickets, available on the door, cost £2.50.
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Hi, just looking for some input and ideas to make this funnier :)
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|Nothing too grand, but at the same time, this article definitely was not a waste of reading. If I had to say one particular thing made me laugh, it was the part about "charming the nation and gaining power in the recent federal election" despite shooting the Prime Minister in the head. On whole, that was the only truly funny part, aside from the section I will talk about under Images. I think a review of HTBFANJS would help here. Don't get me wrong, your article was not stupid, but, sadly, it was not funny either.
|Overall, I did enjoy the concept behind this article, but you hit a few bumps and irregularities. As an example, take the fact that the SA infected insist on reading the works of Karl Marx, despite the fact that, according to the tone of this article, Karl had nothing (or little) to do with the rise of Marxism.
Also, if Australia had aplenty to do with the rise of Marxism, then why are the theories of Russia the primary center of interest? You have good ideas going here, but I just don't think they were though all the way through.
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|In one word, Zounds! This article needs quite a bit of help from the Proofreading service, as grammatical errors abounded in this article, ranging from simple misspelling mistakes (susceptable should be susceptible, and sporatic should be sporadic) to blotching big words (samori should be samurai, regardless of regional spelling, and excerbate should be exacerbate) to even making up words (Brainectomy?!)
Some sentences also seemed just a bit out of place, including "small and not widely known group were responsible for shooting" in the opening sentences (Was instead of Were) and "successful and the prognosis is often good" sounds a bit weak and feeble compared to the tone of the article. I will not pretend that I caught every mistake, so again, head over to the Proofreading service to get everything.
|The first image, that of the field of flowers, gave the image of a highly prosperous (and highly fertilized!) area, and provided a decent first swing for the article in brief. The caption, understandably, was not humourous, presenting the information with a straight face, which contributed to the rest of the article. No change needed here
The second picture, showing the protest in process, allowed things to swing a bit forward in the article. I do think this particular image could have used a somewhat more humourous caption, lightly satiring the protesters as brain damaged or something along that line, but this change may be unnecessary.
The picture describing the brain of the average SA member got me laughing, but is, admissibly, a bit too involved for a reader to go through the entire thing, but even skimming it is enough for the reader to get a good sense of what is going on, something that I feel came in decently. The caption under it was, again, somber and serious, presenting the misinformation with a straight face, therefore, no change here.
|Avg'd as per Pee Review guidelines
|Final Score:
|Ok, I will be honest, you do have a nice article shaping up here, and a couple of good ideas in formation, all you need to do is edit it a bit. Here is your to do list.
This article does have the potential to become featured, but at the moment, I would say its about as good as the average Uncyclopedia article. When you have finished with the improvements, feel free to submit another request to get a second look at this article. Good luck!
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London - Parents are becoming ever more adventurous when it comes to naming their children.
A list of unlikely names in the US has been compiled by the Nameberry website. Some go far beyond the unusual, straying well into weird territory, including Tequila, Cougar and Moo.
Five parents decided to name their daughters after the sound of a cow.
Also included in their round-up of bizarre names is Swayze, after the late actor Patrick, their parents likely Dirty Dancing fans.
The name Tomorrow also appeared on the national register, alongside Evening and Future, while Cougar was one of the more unusual among the trend for what Nameberry calls "fierce" names.
Six boys were named Cougar along with 86 named Fox, 85 called Bear, 29 Hawks, 14 named Wolf, seven Broncos, and five girls named Tiger. Six girls were called Bunny. Oh dear.
The strangest, though, has to be Eh, the international expression of apathy, which 14 girls were named.
One can only pity the six baby boys last year who were named Penisimani. Though it appears to be an an established if rare name in the South Sea Islands, it is likely to cause much ridicule when they reach school age.
The same is likely to be the case for the children named Asser, Virgina, Peniel and Dearria.
Another six of last year's babies must have been born troublemakers as their parents elected to name them Corleone after the fictional Mob family in The Godfather.
They joined children named Capone, Gotti, Bates and Juvenal. Potential sister names include Sicily and Sicilia.
Mad Men character Don inspired six couples to call their sons Draper, while Elvis's home Graceland was the name given to seven baby girls.
Grace and Gracelyn were popular for girls, along with Grayson and Greyson for boys, and Presley and Memphis for both sexes.
Notorious was the name given to five boys – no doubt their parents were fans of Biggie. Perhaps they are destined to tangle with the five named Tupac.
The very tough-sounding Tank was among this year's newest names, and boys named Trek and Courage also come pre-armed for the battle. Other badass baby names include Breaker and Ryker.
Conjoined names – those without a space, hyphen or even spelling the second of the two names with a capital letter – also emerged as an unlikely new trend.
Five boys were named Kingsolomon, while others on the register were Princewilliam, Princemichael, Sircharles, and Marcjacob.
Brandi is so yesterday. Today's most intoxicating alcohol name is Tequila. Newborn girls were also named Chardonnay, Henessy, and Syrah, while a handful of boys were named Abeer. – Daily Mail


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Google Analytics is what most people use nowadays for web traffic reports. It is flexible, powerful and simple.
The problem with Google Analytics is that it doesn't analyze web traffic reports, but generates data in real time. In most cases, this isn't a problem. In fact, it is big feature. The problem is what about files that do not parse javascript such as PDFs, ZIP files, or other non-HTML documents.
When a user clicks on a PDF from your site, you will never see that PDF in Google Analytics.
How to track File downloads with Google Analytics
It's very easy. As is most things with Google Analytics.
Google Analytics provides a method for tracking anything you want. It's called "_trackPageview".
You use it in javascript as "pageTracker._trackPageview('/downloads/map');".
How does this help us track file downloads? Simply modify the link to the file asset to have an "onClick":
Link to the file here:
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See how easy that was?
Hopefully you have a function used to print out those links, then you can modify it in one place (that's what I did).
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How do I use transparent PNGs in IE6: Using AlphaImageLoader
Internet Explorer is a tough beast. It was very popular years ago. Unfortunately, it's still in use in out there.
This site, www.seangw.com, has a fairly technical crowd. We still see approximately 3% of our visits from IE6 (Firefox is the most popular at 64%, then IE7 at 14%, Safari at 10%, then Chrome at 5%).
I don't believe IE6 should be supported anymore. In many jobs, that isn't our decision to make. We can recommend ignoring IE6 specific issues, but should do so intelligently:
- Identify the current IE6 audience (knowing it will probably decrease over time)
- Approximate the cost of supporting IE6 (depends on what you are trying to do)
- Present the pertinent information to the client, and let them make an informed decision
- You should tell the client what you feel, but make sure they understand the difference between emotion and facts
Note: If your client makes $1,000,000 online every year, ignoring that minor 3% audience means possibly ignoring about $30,000 in revenue. Math is enlightening sometimes.
At that, you are here, and STILL want to do transparent PNGs in IE6.
How to implement transparent PNGs in IE6
It's pretty standard the method for implementing transparent PNGs in IE6 by now.
This method is for implementations in CSS (you are using CSS, aren't you?).
Frequently I find myself making a quick browser detect for IE6 (since there are oh so many issues that only affect IE6). I use basic IE conditional comments:
  <link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css" type="text/css" />
There you go, now when you setup your styles in style.css and realize they don't work in ie6, edit them in styleIE6.css to get them working again.
Assuming you defined a logo in style.css as follows:
#logo { width: 300px; height: 150px; background: url(images/logo.png) no-repeat left top; }
You will find that the PNG does NOT work in IE6.
The fix is easy, we tell IE6 to use the Microsoft DXImageTransform AlphaImageLoader to render the PNG. So we add an IE6 specific change ot the styleIE6.css file:
#logo { background: transparent; filter: progid:DXImageTransform:Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src='images/logo.png', sizingMethod='scale'); }
There you go. It should work now.
The background: transparent thing tells the browser to ignore the originally defined background used in the original CSS document.
JSDoc: How to document your JavaScript
JSDoc is meant to do for Javascript, what Javadoc does for Java.
It does.
You can download and install JSDoc easily:
- Download JSDoc
- Expand the tgz.gz file (I use Winrar)
- Optional – I copy the jsdoc folder to my C: drive to make things easier
- Reminder – you need a perl runtime installed. ActivePerl is recommended
- Open up a command prompt
- Change to your JSDoc folder (mine is c:\JSDoc-1.10.2\)
- Run it: "perl jsdoc.pl test.js" (to test it against the built in JS file)
Usage of JSDoc is as simple as Javadoc was. An example of usage taken from the official JSDoc page is below:
[sourcecode language='jscript']/**
* Shape is an abstract base class. It is defined simply
* to have something to inherit from for geometric
* subclasses
* @constructor
function Shape(color){
this.color = color;
// Bind the Shape_getColor method to the Shape class
Shape.prototype.getColor = Shape_getColor;
* Get the name of the color for this shape
* @returns A color string for this shape
function Shape_getColor(){
return this.color;
* Circle is a subclass of Shape
function Circle(radius){
this.radius = radius;
* A very rough value for pi
Circle.PI = 3.14;
* Get the radius of this circle
* @returns The radius of this circle
function Circle_getRadius(){
return this.radius;
// Circle is a subclass of Shape
Circle.prototype = new Shape(null);
You can use the reference on the official site to learn about more of the "@" attributes you can use for JSDoc.
The example code is here:
- test.js – original example javascript file
- JSDoc generated documentation for the test.js file.
Introduction to JSON (JavaScript Object Notation)
JSON, JavaScript Object Notation, is a very useful tool for AJAX developers (and many others I'm sure).
XML is fairly difficult for JavaScript to parse out. It also includes quite a bit of infrastructure overhead in certain applications.
Implementation of JSON can be very easy, it is imported natively in JavaScript through the eval() procedure. It is also supported by many server side languages.
Lets take a basic example of an XML statement and see it's JSON equivalent:
<book id="123″><author>Tom Jones</author></book>
{"book": {"id":"123″, "author":"Tom Jones"}}
It may seem more cryptic, but if you look, that's just because there are fewer iterations of key words. The compression gets extended when you implement longer arrays of data.
The best part about JSON, in my opinion, is the speed increase you get when using it in javascript. Please implement something in XML and JSON with the same data, you will notice a significant performance increase.
JSON is easy to consume in JavaScript:
objJSON = eval(jsonDataFeed);
You can access data (using our example earlier):
Server side implementation can be quite simple as well:
$dataObject = array(); $dataObject["book"] = array(); $dataObject["book"]["id"] = 123; $dataObject["book"]["author"] = "Tom Jones"; echo (json_encode($dataObject));
Ask any questions in the comments below.
Here are some articles to continue your exploration of JSON:
Basic AJAX Tutorial: jQuery toggle and slide
In this tutorial we will review:
- Definition of AJAX
- Introduction to jQuery
- Basic document jQuery preparation
- Binding jQuery actions to an anchor (A) tag
- Toggling visibility of a div
- Sliding in and out of that div
It sounds like a lot, but it's all very easy.
Definition of AJAX
The term AJAX means Asynchronous JavaScript and XML. That means AJAX technically defines a method for javascript to communicate with XML. Over the past few years AJAX has been interpreted as a means for implementing all "web 2.0" functionality in the front end. That added things like animations to the general term "AJAX".
Introduction to jQuery
jQuery is one of my favorite libraries with a good toolset for working with AJAX techniques. You can find out more information on jQuery at their site.
jQuery is a "fast and concise Javascript Library that simplifies HTML document traversing, event handling, animating, and Ajax interactions for rapid web development". Taken from the website itself.
As a javascript library, we will have to include the jQuery library on a page, and implement some of it's more basic functions.
Basic jQuery document preparation
The first thing we need to do is incorporate the jQuery library in our page. So download jQuery (direct link to the Google Code location).
Now that we have our JS library, we need to tell our document where it is (I renamed my js file to jquery.js, and threw it in the js folder):

We inserted the SCRIPT tag to include the jquery library when the page is loaded.
Binding jQuery actions to an anchor (A) tag
Lets create a basic link in our document:

Click Here
We now have a link that does nothing. We are preparing to bind jQuery to the anchor.
Toggling the visibility of a div
We need to do 2 things to toggle the visibility of a div with jQuery. First off, we need a DIV to toggle! Second we need to bind jQuery commands to the anchor link.
We will take advantage of the jQuery toggle effect.
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France always treasures sentiment and attaches importance to fostering friendship with Vietnam, said Christian Poncelet, Chairman of the France-Vietnam Friendship Parliamentarians' Group.
During his meeting with Chairwoman of the HCM City People's Council Pham Phuong Thao in HCM City on Oct. 13, Poncelet described Vietnam-France relations as a bright example of bilateral ties between the two countries based on mutual understanding and respect, looking into the future and having similar concerns over global issues.
Poncelet, former speaker of the French Senate, spoke highly of Vietnam 's role as ASEAN Chair.
Vietnam will be a gateway for France and Europe to penetrate into Asia and vice versa Vietnam will access Europe through France as the European country is going to hold the G20 Chair, he said.
Thao stressed the status of the friendship and cooperation between Vietnam and France, saying that France is Vietnam's larg donor and provides assistance to HCM City, particularly in education and training, healthcare and culture.
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Neil Nitin Mukesh seems have found his perfect co-star in actress Richa Chadda, they both are a part of upcoming flick, Ishqeria.
A source very close to the actor revealed, "Neil made an unconventional debut and has chosen to do roles that are out-of-the-box. He has always maintained that while box-office success is important, it is equally important that he be able to carve a niche for himself. He doesn't believe in going over-the-top while preparing for his roles and his co-star shares this view."
Since Neil Nitin Mukesh and Richa are from the same school of thought, they both are having a gala time at the shoot. The duo are often seen improvising on their scenes in between shots and this has led to them shooting some of the parts in a completely different way from the original version.


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Army tackles $1.3B task to demolish incinerators
ANNISTON, Ala. — The Pentagon spent $10.2 billion over three decades burning tons of deadly nerve gas and other chemical weapons stored in four states — some of the agents so deadly that even a few drops can kill.
Now with all those chemicals up in smoke and communities freed of a threat, the Army is in the middle of another, $1.3 billion project: demolishing the incinerators that destroyed the toxic materials.
In Alabama, Oregon, Utah and Arkansas, crews are tearing apart multibillion-dollar incinerators or working to draw the curtain on a drama that began in the Cold War, when the United States and the former Soviet Union stockpiled millions of pounds of chemical weapons.
Construction work continues at two other sites where technology other than incineration will be used to neutralize agents chemically, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
At the incinerator complex at the Anniston Army Depot — where sarin, VX nerve gas and mustard gas were stored about 55 miles east of Birmingham — the military said last week that it's about one-third of the way into a $310 million program to level a gigantic furnace that cost $2.4 billion to build and operate.
Tim Garrett, the government site project manager, said officials considered other uses for the incinerator, but the facility was too specialized to convert. The law originally allowing chemical incineration required demolition once the work was done.
The military said the incineration program cost $11.5 billion in all, with the cost of tearing down the four facilities included from the start.
While opponents of the incinerators predicted dire consequences and the possibility of floating clouds of nerve gas in the event of an accident, the CDC said no nearby residents were exposed to or harmed by chemical agents.


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Missile defense: Our dangerous lag
The Obama administration is getting a much-needed wake-up call about its budget cuts leaving missile defense lagging behind ever-rising missile threats.
U.S. Rep. Mike Rogers, R-Ala., chairman of the House Armed Services subcommittee on strategic forces, told the Space and Missile Defense Symposium in Huntsville, Ala., that the administration has continued cutting missile defense funding since its first budget, reducing previously planned spending by 16 percent over four fiscal years, The Washington Free Beacon reports.
Mr. Rogers blamed those cuts for a missile defense interceptor not being tested for five years, then failing in a July 5 test. He called for another test this year; more resources to resume development of space-based and airborne sensors, an airborne laser and next-generation Aegis missiles and interceptor "kill vehicles;" and construction of an East Coast ground-based missile-defense system like those in Alaska and California.
He also warned that without more funding in the next two years, the administration's new European missile defense plan could become the third to be altered.
"(W)e have lost time" while adversaries' missile threats have grown, "and in missile defense, time is defense," he said.
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Hello everyone! LSNTAP and Idealware hosted a webinar on Cloud Security yesterday that went really well. It was part one of a two-part series, so stay tuned for Advanced Cloud Security on August 28th! Yesterday's presenters included Joshua Peskay, Idealware Expert Trainer... Read more
Jun 22 2010
If someone listed themselves as a legal aid organization with your name in the phone book, you'd take action. What about online? Cyber piracy practices -- online vendors that steal your online presence by sitting on website urls similar to yours and posing as your... Read more
Sep 15 2008
The ABA Journal has published an article about the phenomenon of cybersquatting and domain parking of legal aid related websites. Check out "Who's Putting a Price on Free Legal Aid?" to learn more about Arkansas Legal Services' and Pine Tree Legal Assistance... Read more
Feb 29 2008
Is there a "good ole days" when it comes to fraudulent practices? Back in the days when phone books were the main go-to for information about entities and people, fraud seemed more, well, personal. Clients calling in often complained of the fake by angrily objecting to "our"... Read more
Nov 11 2007
For those of you that missed the NLADA Annual Conference, there were a couple of sessions I was able to attend that I thought I'd share the highlights.1. Technology Trends that Impact How You Practice Poverty Law. The highlight from this session was many-fold. The impact... Read more
Nov 5 2007
Someone on our LStech mailing list pointed out this blog entry, in which Larry Seltzer writes about the deceptive marketing practiced by the Domain Registry of American (DROA). DROA scam domain name owners by convincing them that their domain names need to be renewed and... Read more
Training Materials: ED110 - CyberPiracy & Predatory Practices: Protecting the Client Community (2007)
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Training Materials Training PowerPoint | PDFRecommended Reading on LSNTAP.OrgCyber Piracy: A PrimerRegistering Your Trademark: A PrimerPro Bono Counsel Helps Legal Aid Programs Fight Online DeceptionNTAP Research on Cyber Piracy in Legal AidRecording of the Training: ED110:... Read more
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NTAP Research: The Impact of Cyber Piracy on Legal Aid Programs In 2006 and 2007, NTAP has partnered with PTLA to examine the continuing impact of Cyber Piracy practices on legal aid programs. Our research focused on investigating the prevalence of cybersquatting and on... Read more
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June 2007 Update on NTAP Cyber Piracy Project This article contains information on the pro bono assistance provided by three firms on this project and summarizes NTAP's research on various legal aid organizations. (To receive assistance, complete online survey.) ... Read more
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by Milbank & Tweed and Dickstein and Shapiro, June 2007.This primer (PDF) and accompanying questionnaire (PDF) have been provided to help legal aid organizations navigate the trademark process. They are a must-read for programs interested in receiving pro bono assistance... Read more
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HOUSTON - The 2014 Offshore Technology Conference, an enormous trade show, is expected to add 100,000 people to Houston this week.
The annual event also attracts an unsavory element, according to the non-profit group "Free the Captives."
"Anytime you have a large event like 'the OTC,' that draws in tens of thousands of people, sex trafficking increases," said Julie Waters, founder of the anti-human trafficking group.
More than a dozen Houston Craigslist ads appear advertising discreet sexual services for OTC attendees.
"Are you in town for OTC and looking for some fun?...Give me a try... please be disease free," one ad read.
"There are people who tour around the country, following the big conferences, offering these kind of services. There is no doubt," said Mark Stephens, 1991 Houston Police Officer of the Year who is now retired.
Without mentioning specific hotels, Stephens said there is little doubt that some prostitutes are working the lobbies and bars of big hotels this week.
"It's fairly discreet if you know what you're looking for. You can probably pick them out," Stephens said.
Stephens said undoubtedly the Houston Police Department has several secret operations underway in an attempt to ensnare prostitutes and their clients.
The Houston Police Department, perhaps understandably, does not comment about in-progress undercover operations.
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Perhaps you saw the news last week: Berkshire Hathaway, the prominent investment company headed by Warren Buffett, purchased Media General, a group of 63 newspapers.
Unlike many investment firms, Buffett's, under his guidance, is known for solid decision-making and building up its purchases.
Too many others are known for dismantling their purchases for a quick, short-term profit. This often leaves hundreds and thousands of employees jobless and fewer prospects in the overall employment pool.
The manufacturers' pro-rata warranty for lead acid batteries, for as long as I can remember, has been, with a few exceptions, a consumer rip off.
That has finally been proven in a class-action lawsuit against Johnson Controls, a company that purchased Globe Union some years ago, one of the largest manufacturers of lead acid batteries in the world.
Johnson Controls, like Globe Union had, distributes batteries that will be marketed under different labels, including a number of very popular ones.
We, as a nation, are nearing the time to elect a president to represent us all.
This time we have a unique religious twist as the Republican candidate appears to be Mitt Romney who is a devout member of the Mormon Latter-day Saints faith.
It goes without needing to be said that there will be a certain number of voters whom are of other faiths or none at all, who will not vote for Romney because of this, even though they may otherwise agree with his nonreligious beliefs.
By GENE POLICINSKI
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The terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, posed many issues for our nation as to how to respond, and what lengths to go to, in the name of national security.
In some cases, new safety rules have meant minor inconveniences. No bottles with more than 3 ounces of liquid allowed in carry-ons on an airplane, for example.
Gentle reader, as you know, there has been a widely perceived problem in this country that has come more and more to the fore over the last few years — the problem of bullying.
One of the most serious consequences of this pernicious practice has been an unacceptable number of teen-age suicides brought on by bullying, especially the bullying of youngsters who appear to be effeminate or homosexual.
There has been, and there is now, an ongoing programme on the internet to assure victims that "Things will be better."
Veterans, millions of veterans, know the meaning of this Memorial Day.
Parents are making plans, reunions, and celebrations. Children are excited, counting the days until school is out.
Municipalities are planning big events. Everything is in full-swing for the upcoming Memorial Day Weekend.
CASA of the 9th Judicial District's 2012 Run for the Child was a big success.
We had 220 entrants, a huge increase from last year, and preliminary numbers indicate we will net about $2,000 more than last year, making this the biggest fundraiser in our history.
Thanks to all of you who helped and or entered this event.
Those of us who avidly read the editorial section of this newspaper surely take note of the religious intolerance has once more raised its ugly head on these pages.
Various branches of Christianity taking shots at one another is sadly a part of our history, spanning the last 2,000 years.
More disconcerting is the notion that one would be considered ignorant for having any sort of faith in a higher power, a view that is becoming rampant across the more socialist and "educated" parts of this world.
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Teasing fans with their joint track, the Black Eyed Peas star tweets, 'Hey cher, when should we release the song we recorded in london???'
Black Eyed Peas star will.i.am has kept his promise to record a duet with a contestant from Simon Cowell's "The X Factor" - and he's branded the track a "mega smasher". The rapper helped his pal Cheryl Cole decide which acts she should take through to the TV contest's live rounds and he recommended the Girls Aloud star should mentor 17-year-old Cher Lloyd - and even sang with her during the final earlier this month.
Lloyd finished fourth in the series, but she's still headed to the recording studio with will.i.am - and the rapper is delighted with their material.
In a series of posts on Twitter.com, the star writes, "The day after the last xfactor... cher loyd (sic) and I went in the studio and made a mega smasher... Hey cher, when should we release the song we recorded in london???...(Its a smasher)."


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Adele has already dominated the Grammy Awards, the Brit Awards, the American Music Awards, the.... okay. She has dominated just about every possible music award show there is. And back in January, she dominated at the Golden Globes, making it her first film-related award that wasn't awarded by a critic's choice organization.
Speculation came in mid-January that Adele would perform "Skyfall" live for the first time at the Golden Globes; following a lack of Adele performing at that, rumors spread that the Grammys would mark her comeback performance following her pregnancy in 2012. When that didn't happen, it was confirmed she would be at the Oscars, the biggest film award show out there, to perform and hopefully accept the award for Best Original Song.
Well... The night's finally here. She hasn't won yet, but Adele has certainly dazzled us with a live performance of "Skyfall". The performance was absolutely spectacular. No video has been posted yet, so... we're still waiting, but in the meantime....
Did Adele look sexy or what tonight on the red carpet?
Anyways... We'll post the video of the performance when it becomes available and keep you updated on the events happening tonight. =)
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Can we verify any of these? --''[[User:Stratelier|Stratelier]] 06:49, 27 February 2011 (UTC)''
Can we verify any of these? --''[[User:Stratelier|Stratelier]] 06:49, 27 February 2011 (UTC)''
== Sleep/Freeze ==
will it work if the user is asleep or frozen? --[[User:SamuStar|SamuStar]] 21:26, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
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If Poison is transferred to a Steel-type, will it work? Sidnoea 21:14, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
It says "transferred". Does this mean that if the opponent already has one, it will not transfer it? Also, if the opponent is immune to it, etc? Will it transfer confusion? Yleron 15:40, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
will it work f the user is sleeping? →→→ Shiny Rayquaza 00:40, 4 September 2010 (UTC)
A related question: Because the description says "transferred", does this mean the user will be healed of their status ailments at the same time? --Stratelier 21:31, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
Which status ailments?
The effect of this move could benefit from some expansion....
- Does it transfer all status conditions (à la Baton Pass) or only non-volatile status?
- Does it heal the user of those conditions?
- Are there circumstances (aside from Protect/Fly/Dig/etc.) where the move will fail?
My own gameplay experience (using a Noctowl with Psycho Shift) suggests:
- The user appears to be healed of whichever status ailments are given to their opponent.
- It doesn't seem able to transfer Confusion (or, possibly, any non-volatile status) to the opponent.
- This could mean Psycho Shift cannot affect opponents already affected by a non-volatile status (Poison, etc).
Can we verify any of these? --Stratelier 06:49, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
will it work if the user is asleep or frozen? --SamuStar 21:26, 9 December 2011 (UTC)


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A BROMSGROVE couple enjoyed a surprise pizza delivery with an extra slice of romance on Valentine's Day.
Birmingham Road resident James Morris entered a national competition run by pizza chain Papa John's, challenging people to explain why they deserved a Valentine's treat.
After being chosen the winner, the delivery was a complete surprise for James' fiancee Michelle Griffin when the pair were delivered custom-made heart shaped pizzas, a bottle of champagne, chocolates, and were serenaded by the sounds of a violinist.
James said: "I entered the competition because I wanted to surprise Michelle with something totally different on Valentine's Day, and I knew that she would not suspect anything when the pizza delivery arrived.
"It was a fantastic treat.
"The violinist was just the icing on the cake – or the topping on the pizza perhaps."
Tony Kular, manager of Papa John's Bromsgrove branch, said: "We are so pleased James and Michelle enjoyed our VIP Valentine delivery and hope that it marks the start of many happy Valentine's Days together."


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Fantasy Baseball 2012: National League Hitters Watch List for June 11-17June 11, 2012
Here's a countdown of five premium National League hitters who should fare well for the week of June 11-17:
1. 1B Joey Votto, Reds
Only three National League hitters have been hitting at a .400 clip in the last 30 days, and Votto (.423) is the lead dog in that race. Since May 12, Votto also ranks seventh in runs, third in hits, second in doubles, fourth in homers (eight), ninth in RBI (20), first in on-base percentage (.513) and first in OPS (1.296). In other words, Votto has more than justified his No. 5 overall ranking back in March; he's also in the charter member discussions for National League and fantasy MVP.
One last measure of greatness: Very few players can dominate the walks-to-strikeouts ratio like Votto (48/49). His plate discipline is off the charts. Votto has six dates with the Indians (home) and Mets (road) this week.
2. OF Carlos Gonzalez, Rockies
CarGo's brilliant year can best be encapsulated like this: As of June 11, he leads the Rockies in runs (48), hits (74), homers (16), RBI (48), steals (nine), batting average (.326), OBP (.388), slugging (.626) and OPS (1.014). And from a 15-day perspective, he's batting a ho-hum .407 with eight homers and two steals. The funny thing is, there are plenty of 12-team leagues out there where one lucky owner landed Votto, Gonzalez, Josh Hamilton and Melky Cabrera in the same draft, adhering to the time-tested philosophy of value, value, value.
3. OF Andrew McCutchen, Pirates
From an individual standpoint, McCutchen (11 HR, 32 RBI, 36 runs, 11 steals, .325 batting) is having one of the most remarkable seasons of any hitter. From a team standpoint, it's a miracle the Pirates are in first place in the National League Central (32-27) and contending for a playoff spot. Not with that anemic lineup (only two other hitters have OBPs above .300). Not with that patchwork starting rotation (3.25 ERA/1.25 WHIP).
Of course, McCutchen doesn't pitch...but if he did, perhaps Pittsburgh wouldn't be counting the days before Gerrit Cole, Jameson Taillon and Mark Appel comprise one of baseball's best 1-2-3 pitching punches. (HA!) For the week, McCutchen has six roadies with the Orioles and Indians.
4. OF Melky Cabrera, Giants
Leave it to Cabrera to notch nine hits in the first seven games of May and be woefully off his own hitting pace of May (51 hits for the month). But that's the price of greatness one must pay after tearing up the majors since April 2011. In that stretch (spanning 213 games), Cabrera has 22 homers, 115 RBI, 146 runs, 288 hits, 30 steals and a .332 batting average. And to think the Giants acquired him from the Royals for pitchers Ryan Verdugo (prospect) and Jonathan Sanchez (1-2, 6.75 ERA, 1.86 WHIP). For the week, Melky (30-day batting average: .417) has six games against the Astros (home) and Mariners (road).
5. SS Jose Reyes, Marlins
I referenced the underrated brilliance of the walks-to-strikeout rate with Votto earlier. Among his major competitors in that efficiency stat is Reyes, whose 30/21 line for the season belies a .274 batting average for the year. Instead, it's a prime indicator for why Reyes is batting .319 since May 12 (with eight steals) and why he should be one of the most coveted trade-market assets from this point forward.
Four weeks ago, I traded Reyes and pitchers Ricky Romero and Gio Gonzalez for Colorado's Carlos Gonzalez—a deal I would gladly make again. But anything short of acquiring CarGo, Votto or Miguel Cabrera (within reason) may be well worth it for Reyes.
Jay Clemons can be reached on Twitter, day or night, at @ATL_JayClemons.


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Leddy Center to Stage GUYS AND DOLLS, 7/11-27
The word is out! Leddy Center's "oldest established, permanent, floating crap game" in the guise of Frank Loesser's fable of Broadway's GUYS AND DOLLS - is some of the best entertainment in the state this summer! Don't miss this 40th Celebration of Leddy's 40th summer of presenting Broadway's finest musicals.
Is it the cast, spearheaded by the awe-inspiring talents of Jane Button, Don LaDuke, Deirdre Bridge, Ralph Twombly, and Paul Gustavson? Is it the brilliant direction for 40 years, by Elaine and Bruce Gatchell? Is it the jaw-dropping vintage New York scenery? Yes, it's all that and more! And if you haven't seen it yet you should act fast because the show runs just July 11 through July 27.
Performances of GUYS AND DOLLS at Leddy Center's air-conditioned fully accessible and beautiful theater on Ladd's Lane in Epping, are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm, and Sundays and two Wednesdays at 2:00pm, July 11-27. Tickets are $18. Group rates available.
Go to www.leddycenter.org, to order your tickets 24/7, or call the box office at 603-679-2781, Monday through Friday, from 3:00pm to 5:00pm.
(Please note that Leddy Center's regular box office hours are 3:00pm to 5:00pm Monday through Friday, however on TUESDAY, JULY 1 through FRIDAY, JULY 4, the box office hours will be 4:30pm-6:30pm.)


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The TWIC Card – Killing Summer Jobs for Kids?
"TWIC" stands for Transportation Worker Identification Credential. The TWIC card is a federal program that's been floating around for a few years now.
Post-9/11, someone decided that if we knew who all the transportation workers were, our transportation would be more secure. That's true in a small way, but it wouldn't stop terrorists, it treats all transportation workers a little bit like criminals, and it represents huge bureaucratic hassles for small business people in particular.
How does all that come home to roost? Savannah Price tells us in the comments to S. 3377, the Small Marine Business and Fishing Guide Relief Act of 2008:
My Name is Savannnah Price I am 16 years old and i am a deckhand on a small charter boat in Juneau Alaska. My captain says if he must acept the TWIC card he will no longer be in the charter buisness. It would hurt me and a lot of our trust worthy clients if we were no longer in buiness. I know i am only 16 but it should say something when a 16 year belives in something she is very postionate about and someone is going to ruin that with a simple card. I dont see why we have to fix something that is not broken, we are doing fine know we dont NEED the TWIC card. Let us spend our time worrying about other things. Thank you for taking the time to read this i hopr you take my opinion into consideration. It would mean the world to a lot of people.
(It's times like these when you get a little bit proud for running a Web site like this because you're doing a little bit to get young people like Savannah participating in our democracy.)
S. 3377 is designed to relieve certain small business merchant mariners from some of the TWIC card obligations. Makes sense in Juneau, Alaska, which is probably not a terrorist target. And it might be that relief like this should be extended more broadly.
Here's the current vote on S. 3377, the Small Marine Business and Fishing Guide Relief Act of 2008. Click to vote, comment, learn more, or edit the wiki article about the bill.


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Baseball caps of the 1990s have resurfaced and they are edgier than ever. I can't even count how many designers in the last few seasons have given new identity to the classic conservative baseball cap for both women and men's fashions. High fashion brands have made the all-American cap a lot more trendy and mainstream with the huge influence on sport and street wear. Normally a woman's savior on a bad hair day, baseball caps are now that must have eye catching accessory. In addition to classic styles like your dad or boyfriend's favorite sports team, you can find baseball caps in flirty florals and prints to chic leathers. You can't lose this season trying out this trend. The best part is the combinations are endless when creating the perfect look to rock this accessory. These caps are captivating every style from sporty to more sophisticated by contrasting it with tailored pants and jackets.
I am obsessed with this trend. Ever since I saw sporty caps during Paris Fashion Week I've been on the hunt to find Fashionista/os that capture this trend. The Fashionisto I spotted made my wish come true — twice — by wearing this Obey cap one day and a floral print cap the next day. The aesthetic of his outfit was a great combination of sporty and urban which is definitely what high street designers are doing for fall 2013. His choice of a distressed slimmer fit jean, short-sleeve graphic shirt and jean jacket with cool patch work detail complemented his cap quite well. I liked the pop of red on top of the hat, pairing nicely with his more neutral color palette. This Fashionisto gave the trend a little adolescent feel by turning it backwards, a nice touch.
From your favorite sports team or brand to a flirty print, a cap adds a little personality to your look. Leather has to be one of my absolute favorites, especially when paired with playful prints and patterns for spring. Baseball caps has been staple accessory for Fashionistos for a while now so I'm anxious to see edgier reinventions of the cap with more refined colors and innovative looks.
Spotted: Kenzo Spring 2012 collection is ideal for looks that can be worn straight off the runway and on to the streets with this cap trend.


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Running Man: Episode 64
Korean Drama Reactions & Reviews | October 15, 2011 | 338 viewed
EPISODE 64. Broadcast October 9, 2011.
The clock rolls back to the previous night after the Couples Race and it's dinnertime, Running Man style. For this mission, each team must buy ingredients and cook up their dishes within a one-hour time limit. Sigh, nothing is ever easy in Running Man Land.
Jae-suk asks their guests if they know how to cook and their answers are reasonably impressive, from Tae-yeon's omurice (omelet over rice) to Yoon-ah's spicy chicken stew. But Jessica's answer of kimchi tuna fried rice sets off their suspicion radar. They press her about how to make it, and she says, "You add in kimchi, tuna, and…" and does a mixing action with her hand. Uh-oh.
Each team gets to choose one member from the opposing team and Team SNSD picks Haha, much to his own and everyone else's genuine surprise. Their reason: they saw a previous episode recorded at Haha's house and were impressed with his cooking skills. And Team Running Man chooses Jessica ? Huh? Didn't you just hear her 30 seconds ago? About the mixing?
It looks like the pairing off between the members and guests is still a line the RM staff will continue to tug at. It's getting pretty excessive because even the act of buying ingredients at the market is fluffed into a date. Haha picks Tae-yeon (his face turns a fierce scarlet, mind you) and bright-eyed Jessica calls out Gary without hesitation.
In the car, Haha asks in serious tone if the girls are scheduled to stay until the next day, wary from the last time they had girl idols as guests. Tae-yeon tells him not to worry and he can check if they're still Girls Generation or Grandmas Generation in the morning. Heh.
Food shopping for both of our dates! Jessica is uncertain about what to goes into fried rice and she looks to Gary for help, but no luck – he's clueless too. So she thinks for a moment and pipes, "Sugar?" And I love Gary's WTH face. He's no connoisseur, but he knows enough that fried rice does not equate sugar.
Haha relishes in his shopping date with Tae-yeon, calling her, "honey," and making up cute nicknames for each other (his is 'Ppoong Ppoong,' a sound of flatulence, to which Tae-yeon responds, 'Then I'm 'Ppoong Ppoong girl?'"). In any case, they look far more confident wandering the store than the other team.
Soon after, they meet a third couple and what do you know – it's Kwang-soo and Yu-ri, who came just for kicks, with two kids in stow. It's cute how all the couples role-play as if they live in the same apartment building and serendipitously ran into each other at the mart. Gary claims that they're moving out, and when Haha comments that Yu-ri looks a little under the weather, Kwang-soo hints, "Our third…but don't tell anyone!!" Hahaha!
Back at base camp, the others joke around and pretend like they're on an MT (an overnight camping trip, usually co-ed and fairly common for students/young adults). Jae-suk offers that they should cook together and Seo-hyun, the sensible one, argues, "It'll be more efficient if we cook separately."
The pairs return with just 30 minutes remaining, and it's time to get to work! On Team Running Man, Jessica works on cutting the spam in any which way and Jae-suk plops the seafood into cold water. I recall a time he "cooked" on Family Outing, and his techniques haven't changed one bit. When Suk-jin starts to argue, he shouts, "We don't have enough time!"
Can I have Haha come to my house to cook for me? His jaeyook bok-gum (spicy pork stir fry) looks absolutely delicious despite worried looks from the SNSD girls. I've seen a whole new side of Haroro – there is always something about a man who can cook that captures my heart.
Team Running Man's seafood soup isn't faring too well and Chef Jae-suk intervenes, putting in whole unpeeled radish slices for 'stock' and red pepper flakes to make it look more like soup, which it does several minutes later. How does this happen? It's like he has a magic touch to make even the most inedible things appear yummy.
The dishes from each team are put to a blind taste test from the RM staff members which include our favorite maknae FD and Jae-suk's doppelganger. They ask after his name and he says, "It's Grasshopper." And when they ask him how long he's had that name, he says since the first grade. Keh, this guy was made for variety.
How adorable is Gary's manager who eats with his chopsticks trembling and can't even turn his back to face Yoon-ah? He gets so flustered that he tries to run away and gets berated by the cast for not finishing.
The 10 votes are revealed one by one and the teams are tied 3:3. Then, the next three votes are for Team SNSD. They win a night in the camping car versus the boys who get stuck sleeping in the storage truck. What's worse is that the RM staff didn't even bother to clear the storage out earlier. Aww.
So the ladies fall asleep right away whilst the boys are left to clean out the truck so it looks reasonably comfortable. Now it's a matter of deciding who gets to sleep furthest inside where it's warm. Suk-jin attempts to pull rank and argues that the mat-hyungs should sleep at ease, but the rest of the boys won't have it.
Ever the main MC, Jae-suk proposes a round of rock-paper-scissors and if karma would twist her own story, it boils down between Jae-suk and Suk-jin. The latter loses out to sleep by the door and they climb in, settling in for the night.
The next morning, Mr. PD knocks on the back door to wake up the Running Man cast. Jae-suk is the first to stir awake to find out that the camping car has disappeared. The boys are clearly upset – wasn't it enough to switch out their female guests the first time around? Oho, but this is Running Man! They don't ever pull the same trick twice.
We see the camping car pull out of the base camp and drive off to another location. The girls are so worn out that they remain in dream land during the entire car ride. So it's a rude awakening when Mr. PD blows his whistle and tells the girls to get going. You know, except for Tae-yeon and Jessica who require a few more sharp whistles to get their butts out of the car.
Jessica whines that what kind of program treats them in this manner: feeding them and housing them up. Hyo-yeon adds, "It's pretty good!" The captions read that they took care of her pretty well. Aww, is little Ms. Princess missing her diamond-encrusted pillow? Here, let me get that for you.
The ladies line up to be paired off with a Running Man cast member in the order they woke up. Seo-hyeon gets paired with Jae-suk and Yoon-ah with Gary still in his slippers. The boys are relieved that the girls haven't been switched or replaced during the night and happily head on inside to receive their missions.
Yu-ri nervously waits for her partner, hoping for Jong-kook, but it's Kwang-soo who hops out of the car, ecstatic to be paired with Yu-ri again. She's not too disappointed, that is until Kwang-soo starts spraying cologne all over himself. He further digs his grave when he mentions he didn't recognize her morning bloated face. Yea, you've pretty much blown all your chances with her now.
The last three girls, Hyo-yeon, Jessica, and Tae-yeon get paired with Suk-jin, Haha, and Jong-kook respectively. Tae-yeon worries that the others will have a head start, but never fear – you've got confident Spartakooks: "Don't worry. I'll catc–just get rid of them." Now with everyone paired off – time to hear the mission!
It's a Hide-and-Seek race and the last couple standing is the winner. The catch? One couple is the seeker so let the Pajama Race begin!
Jae-suk and Seo-hyun run into Haha and Jessica, teasing them about holding hands to keep their paper chain bracelets intact. He adds that they should be careful about zombies running amok and Haha walks away with Jessica. And then, Jae-suk and Seo-hyun zombie walk behind him…in jest of course.
But Jae-suk and Seo-hyun are lead away to meet Mr. PD, and it's exactly what I suspected – they are the Seekers for today's race. Jae-suk's face falls at the news as Seo-hyun cheerily replies, "Sounds fun!" Jae-suk reminds her that it's extremely burdensome and tiring task: having to betray your teammates without revealing your identity.
To top it all off, they're forced to hang a bell on their shoes (to which they hide underneath their laces) and they head out with a strategy to act just as scared as the others. Jae-suk asks if the other unnis can tell when Seo-hyun lies and she confirms it, but vows to do her best anyway.
Meanwhile, eagle-eyed Jong-kook and Tae-yeon scan the location from an aerial viewpoint for any suspicious behavior. The Capable One strikes again as he correctly deduces today's plot: the Seekers are two of them. He also spots Jae-suk and Seo-hyun and clocks their awkward behavior and follows behind them. So the Yoo Hyuk Couple grab the chance to lure the Spartakooks team toward their doom…
…Which is when Suk-jin hisses at them in a whisper, warning Jae-suk and Seo-hyun that Jong-kook is hot on their trail. The diversion marks Suk-jin and Hyo-yeon as their new targets and they're easily eliminated. Hyo-yeon: "So this is what [betrayal] feels like…" Yes, welcome to Running Man.
The Kwangvatar Couple run into the Spartakooks Couple and are teased about being paired together again, "Did you text each other the night before so you'd wake up simultaneously?" Both couples conclude that neither pair is the Seeker and Kwang-soo mutters that he'd like to eliminate Jong-kook anyway, Seeker or not.
Yu-ri steps in after seeing Kwang-soo get ordered around by Jong-kook, and with a burst of courage he stands up to him. The very next moment, he backs away, his tail between his legs. She continues to give him words of support, but Kwang-soo, you've got to be the man to step it up! Be bold!
They're soon joined by the Yoo Hyuk Couple and the others don't see any bells, which leads them to suspect Haha instead. But Yoon-ah pinpoints their strange gait and immediately runs away with Gary who says, "They can walk without making a sound? That's incredible!"
The Yoo Hyuk Couple follow Gary and Yoon-ah, intending to eliminate them when they run into all the other couples, even Haha and Jessica for the first time since the start of the mission. Jessica asks them to shake their shoes and she bluntly calls out that they've got bells on them. Which means one thing as shock spreads across Haha's face…and their bracelet is torn, eliminating Haha and Jessica from the race.
The other couples dash inside to hide from the Seekers who pull out their hidden bells from their shoes. They wait until it seems safe enough to venture outside and Kwang-soo calls out to check to see if Jae-suk is still there. What the? Do you expect him to answer you with "Polo" if you cry, "Marco?"
Gary and Yoon-ah take a courage leap downstairs but they're quickly taken out and head to jail. This time it actually looks like a jail.
With just about 15 minutes left, the Yoo Hyuk Couple gives chase to catch the Kwangvatar Couple and soon enough, they're caught. And then there was only one team remaining…
Jae-suk and Seo-hyun corner the Spartakooks Couple in a building, feigning innocence. Jong-kook suggests that they should eliminate the others before coming for them. But it sums up the present situation – everyone else is out. Um, time to panic! So they circle inside the building again and again until they're out the door, with just five minutes left.
Jae-suk and Seo-hyun catch up to the retreating team and it's a hussle of tickling Jong-kook, and attempts to tear off the paper bracelet. Seo-hyun resorts to brute force and she wins for the Yoo Hyuk Couple, a mere 48 seconds left on the timer.
Woah, did the maknae just take on her leader…and win?!
Tags Lee Kwang Soo; Kang Gary; Kim Jong Kook; Ha Dong Hoon (Ha Ha); Ji Suk Jin; Song Ji Hyo; So Ji Sub;
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