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Heinrichs, Chastain Discuss Upcoming World Cup, U.S. Team's Preparations
U.S. Women's National Team head coach April Heinrichs and defender Brandi Chastain spoke with the media today for more than one our prior to the team entering training camp this Friday.
April Heinrichs, U.S. WNT Head Coach
On the similarities between Abby Wambach and Michelle Akers.
"I think as a coach I'm always reserved to making comparisons to legends because it puts unfair pressure on a player. Physically, she is the same size as Michelle, but she moves a little bit different. She is courageous. She is strong in the air. She snaps a great header on the frame, which she has done in the last two games. In terms of some of our taller players, she is very skillful and has nice deceptive moves in terms of getting in the flank and creating space to serve. I would liken her to a Michelle Akers, pre-1991. If Abby spent as much time in the front of the goal as Michelle did years and years ago and gets repetition after repetition, Abby could be a great finisher the way Michelle was."
On if Abby is close to locking up a starting spot against Sweden in the opening game.
"She has certainly performed very well in the last couple months of the WUSA season. We all saw her standard of play at the club level in the WUSA semifinals and final. She was someone who was inspiring to watch, and I enjoyed watching both the semifinals and final. She also has come into camp with that confidence and the confidence to help this team win. I think we have quite a few players who feel they can start, and we're not locking anyone into a starting position through the course of the tournament. Rather we will take one game at a time, and she is someone we are considering."
On the feeling that this Women's World Cup can't replicate what happened four years ago.
"I don't look at the bar being set at a certain spot based on the number of people in the stands. I look at it as a new World Cup with a short period of time to prepare for it, but I think we will be able to - with our TV coverage - reach as many if not more of 1999. I like the idea we are playing in Philadelphia rather than in New York. I like the idea we are going back to a historical stadium like RKF. I think 50,000 or 30,000 can be just as loud as 90,000."
On how the WUSA season will affect the fitness of the team.
"I think from the coaching standpoint our players are match fit. They know the pace of the game is a little faster internationally. They have been playing, by my estimations, something like 35 games, a good number of games. I feel like we are going into this World Cup match fit and our form and played-in quality is the best it has ever been because of the WUSA and the way the battle grounds of the league are hardening the players both physically and psychologically."
On the versatility the U.S. has at the outside back position.
"The coaching staff has said for the better half of two years that we have six or seven players we feel could start for us. You mentioned the depth we have, and we have great confidence. The best part of moving Brandi (Chastain) centrally is that she is the voice next to Joy (Fawcett), she is the person that can help communicate our message. A good example of that is just recently, Brandi stepped up during a penalty kick opportunity and said to have Aly Wagner take it. That's not just leadership, that is a great voice. I think after two other penalty kicks were already awarded in the game, it can get kind of recreational. Brandi had a very subtle and sophisticated purpose in telling the team to have Aly take the kick. We may need Aly in a penalty kick situation and it was a great opportunity to practice it. We feel like we could play Cat Reddick on the left or right. Kate Sobrero is confident on the left or the right and her start against Mexico was one of the best games I've ever seen her play on the left side as she served some marvelous balls forward. Christie Pearce can play on the left or the right. Kylie Bivens is a late entry, but she's proving to be physical, good in the air and able to serve some balls forward."
On how you've grown as a coach over the years.
"I feel like I've grown so much, I don't think we have time in an hour and a half. There is nothing like being the head coach, because you have to communicate the message very well. The most growth I've had is probably in communicating the message and with the players. It is something I would redo in my first month if I could. I felt like in my first month I made too many assumptions. After the negotiations with U.S. Soccer in 2000, having won the World Cup in '99, and having a coaching change, I made assumptions I could have dealt with better. The part of the job I'm fascinated by is trying to help players find another level. I feel like one of the most important aspects of coaching is to make sure players are growing. I've always said Joy Fawcett is as green as any player you'll ever see. She wants to learn. She sits in every meeting, she listens and she wants to find out new ways to solve problems. Another example of growing is Brandi Chastain. For years she played left back and now she's going into this World Cup as not only our center back, but as one of our leaders. I think one of the more fascinating sides of coaching to me is continuing to find ways to help players grow."
On what you don't know about the team yet.
"The proving grounds, the trials and errors, the environment in which these players have endured over the past three years are tremendous. You speak to anyone who has played a year or three years in the WUSA will say it is grueling season. So, they are hardened in a way that I think will serve them well in the World Cup. They are more tactical because every Wednesday and Saturday, these players are dealing with new tactical situations and questions by their coaches. As we go into this World Cup, I think we know what we are going to get. We know we have leaders that will play in big moments and we know we have a large portion of players on our team that have World Cup experience and know what is in front of them. Having said all that, nothing can compare you for the opening game of the World Cup as the butterflies are going."
On how Tiffany Roberts has improved.
"The league has provided her an opportunity to hone her game and re-invent herself. I think she comes our of her third year of the WUSA multi-dimensional, playing well on both sides of the ball. At times she carried her club team on her shoulders. I think she is more versatile than she was a few years ago. I am just astounded by the technical advances in her game that the WUSA has provided."
On who will break out and become the core of the team in years to come.
"I think the core in four years from now could have a very different look. If you look at this World Cup, Canada is probably going to have four to five players from their '99 team, as is North Korea. So, there was a lot of turnover in several teams. On the flip side, Germany, Norway, China and the U.S. will have a large majority of players on their team from '99. I think the core could be radically different in 2007. It will be difficult to predict and a large influencing factor in that is the WUSA and its continued impact and influence. It's not new news to any of us that there is a generation of players that have been here for many, many years and there will never be another generation like that in terms of talent, personality, charisma, leadership and experience. But, I think we can say the following generation has the benefits of opportunity of growing up knowing nothing but a professional league. We are likely to see many of these young players still be around in four years. If they are prone to complacency, they might get bumped out as well because the league is that good right now."
On the strengths of this team.
"I would just hate to put the strength of our team in a nutshell. We are by far more attacking orientated than we are defensive orientated. But, about a year ago, I presented the team with a video on an international opponent and said here is a model of how I would like to play defense. Here we are a year, year and a half later and I think we are a solid defensive team. We have built our backline and our entire defensive scheme around Brandi and Joy, and I think we will display some of the best defensive teams in the tournament."
On how Shannon MacMillan is coming along.
"She continues to recover and do extremely well. I think by all accounts, she is ahead of the pace all ACL patients are put on. She's on the very aggressive schedule and our trainer continues to be confident and each week she'll make greater and greater progress. We've all been very impressed with Shannon and her ability. Physiologically, I think she is very close to 100 percent."
On having Tiffeny Milbrett on the roster.
"It is good to have her back. I just kept telling her that last week. We are going to need Tiffany Milbrett. We are going to need her to win games. We are going to need her to win consistently. One of the greatest challenges any team faces is winning consistently. I think there are a lot of teams that can win a game or win two games, but you have to win consistently to get out of your group and then you have to win three more games. So, we will need her. I just kept putting my arm around her and telling her how good it was to have her back."
On whether a decision has been made on who will be the starting goalkeeper for the first game of the World Cup.
"We are leaning in directions, but we haven't conveyed who is going to start for the Sept. 21 game. What we keep telling the team is with this depth and versatility, we don't want to be locked into one starter for five or six games. We want to be versatile. The Mexico game was a good example with Briana (Scurry) getting injured, I had great confidence in putting Siri (Mullinix) into the game, just like I would in any World Cup game."
Brandi Chastain, U.S. WNT Defender
On the play of Abby Wambach.
"As a teammate of Abby's, I think one of the greatest attributes she has is that she's different. She's a big target, you can find her in the air, and you can find her on the ground. Over the last year playing with Mia, I think she has developed a very good rapport with her and they work well off of each other. Sometimes in the back, although we'd like to play the ball to the midfield, you just have to play it forward and Abby is a wonderful target."
On if there is a feeling that this World Cup can't replicate what happened four years ago.
"We're put in a position where we have to work around other schedules – NFL, college football – so those are things we have no control over. As far as the stadiums we are going to, if you have not been to the Home Depot Center, there is nothing like playing in a soccer specific stadium. Sure, it hold 30,000 people, but it is made specifically for the game, will be fan friendly and will have that great World Cup feel to it. I think, unlike '99, people are ready for this World Cup. They have their TVs set to the time of the games, they know what's coming, and they're excited. We didn't have that in '99. It was a unusual situation with the first-ever women's event on that large of a scale. We're looking forward to this tournament I think with even anticipation in terms of people who will be watching on television."
On how the team's personality is different from four years ago.
"The personality is as crazy as ever. We have Julie Foudy leading the way, so you can only imagine what kind of personality our team has. We get along very well. Kristine Lilly and I were just talking about this yesterday, and we were saying how we just get along so well. We look forward to seeing who our roommates will be when we show up on Friday. We love each other and we want to take care of each other and we want to play this World Cup."
On how much this World Cup can help the WUSA.
"Times are hard right now, and we are working really hard to sustain the WUSA. We're trying to get people to recognize how important this sport is to young girls. Not only on the athletic side of things, but on the social side of things on how sports can help them develop as people in their communities and their families. We are working really hard. I think the WUSA is using the World Cup and the World Cup is using the WUSA. With the players and the development, we have to lean on each other to make women's soccer successful."
On how the WUSA season will affect the fitness of the team.
"I think from the players' perspective, they understand the Wednesday / Saturday / Wednesday situation is how we play in the WUSA. So, we know the proper amount of rest we need, what we need to eat and how we need to prepare to be ready for those games that close together. I think it fits to our advantage to have the season prior to the World Cup."
On what don't you know about the team yet.
"We don't know how we will deal with a World Cup situation because a lot of players haven't been involved in one yet. But we also have leaders on this team that have been there, and at the appropriate times, you are going to see new leaders in the games. We don't know who those are going to be at this moment because we haven't played yet. But, I'm confident you will see players like Kate Sobrero and Christie Pearce, who aren't normally called upon to be leaders, will become leaders by their actions on the field. That is something we will see in the World Cup."
On whether you thought Shannon MacMillan would be able to make such a quick comeback.
"From personal experience, the answer would have been no. Every time we go out to training and I see her out there, whether it is in non-contact drills or in scrimmages, I am truly amazed. We don't treat her any different than any other player. Shannon right now is not only doing well for herself, but she has created a feeling among the team that if she can work that hard, we have to raise our level. She's been a wonderful example of how to fight through tough things and we're going to go through tough times during this World Cup and we can use her as an example. Again, I am amazed. I think after my first surgery I didn't get out of bed for the first two weeks and she was probably already in therapy and walking. I just think it is a great story and I applaud her for her efforts."
On what is different this time around leading up to the World Cup.
"I think the number one difference is the professionalism among the players. Not that we go about our job on the field any different, but in the attitude in which the players go out knowing they are fighting for their position. They are representing so much more now than they ever had before, and I think they are doing it with grace. Kylie Bivens, Shannon Boxx and Abby Wambach are shining examples of how the WUSA has given them the luxury of training on a daily basis with international players and they have just raised their games. They've become more complete players than they have in the past. I just think the awareness of the general public is greater. I think the WUSA has helped that, along with the World Cup '99 and the Olympics in 2000 and '96. There is just a greater awareness. I went to the grocery store today and the check out guy said, The World Cup is starting, aren't you excited?' I just don't think that ever would have happened without the WUSA and '99."
On how big your audience will be with such a busy sports schedule.
"I honestly believe we have a cross-section of people like we've never had before. Number one, we have soccer fans obviously, specifically young girls, who may have been too young to comprehend it in 1999, but people talked about it and now they are going into high school. I think we have that audience and their parents, who have watched their development. Also, I think we have a great cross over of just sport fans. I can't tell you how many letters I received from people saying they had never watched soccer before, but said they watched in 1999. I think we have a cross-section of people who are new to soccer, but have grown since '99. And we are competing with baseball and football, but however there are times in between those games where they will look for something to watch and I think they will find women's soccer and they will continue to watch it."
On how important it is to win the World Cup and if there more expectations after winning it in 1999.
"That's about competing. It doesn't matter if it is here, China or Australia. Going out to the field, it is about facing challenges. We don't worry about other people's expectations. We have high expectations and that is all that matters. Our objective is not to sell more tickets and get more people to watch us on television - even though that would be nice. It is to go out and play Sweden and obtain three points. This is a different team, a different atmosphere, different venues even, so we can't say we have the same expectations or higher expectations. You can't compare this year to 1999."


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I am trying to figure out if m using ENUMS correctly, I have a table that can hold up to three types of membersHeres the new table
CREATE TABLE Members(
id SMALLINT NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
PRIMARY KEY(id),
name VARCHAR(50),
email VARCHAR(50),
password VARCHAR(50),
type ENUM('Admin','User','Guest') DEFAULT 'Guest',
created DATE,
image VARCHAR(150)
Heres a couple of insert statements
INSERT INTO Members (id,name,email,password,type,created,image) VALUES (1,"Luke Urtnowski","firstname.lastname@example.com","test","Admin",2014-07-07,"http://www.almostsavvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/profile-photo.jpg");
INSERT INTO Members (id,name,email,password,type,created,image) VALUES (2,"Jason Cannon","email@example.com","test","User",2014-07-07,"http://www.almostsavvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/profile-photo.jpg");
INSERT INTO Members (id,name,email,password,type,created,image) VALUES (3,"Davida Milkes","email@example.com","test","User",2014-07-07,"http://www.almostsavvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/profile-photo.jpg");
is this ok?
what happened when you tested it? ™
It seems to work ok, phpmyadmin doesn't complain.
But is it ok to do this?
If the value isn't one of the ENUM the INSERT will fail.You've taken this into account?
Can you think of a better datatype than ENUM for'Admin', 'User', 'Guest' DEFAULT 'Guest' ?eg. Int Null, 0, 1
personally, i think ENUM is the spawn of the devil
but if you want to use it, go ahead
Not only that but it makes making changes extremely difficult when you need to add and delete values.
Jeez, I heard enums were good, I had the type TINYINT where the numbers id use are 0 and 1 (I may add more later). Where 0 is the Admin and 1 is a registered user (to be converted using a PHP case statement to be converted later.Is that better?
not quite
don't convert it with php, because that creates a potential disconnect between the database values and the php code
instead, create a separate table for member types
TINYINT for the PK, VARCHAR for the description
then in your members table, make sure to declare the member type as a FK
ok, I have three tables (Properties, Members, and Types)The PK of the Types table is a FK in the Members Table and the PK of the Members table is a FK in the Properties table. It that a good set up?
when using phpmyadm,in and try to import the tables and rows, i get this error
[h=1]Error[/h][B]SQL query:[/B]
INSERT INTO Members (id,name,email,password,type_id,created,image) VALUES (1,"Luke Urtnowski","firstname.lastname@example.com","test",0,2014-07-07,"http://www.almostsavvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/profile-photo.jpg"); MySQL said:
what does that mean?
it means there is no row in the types table with a PK of 0
btw, your date value needs quotes around it
I have a question, in one of my Tables, I have building which is numbered 1-10, then I convert thatr number into the bulding name with PHP later. I'm thinking it would be better to make a Buildings table and have its PK link to a FK in the Properties table, but is that fine to have a table with two FKs?
Yes. All that means is that the table is related to more than one other table.
it's actually the other way around... the FK links to the PK

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GARETH Heard has done more damage to himself than he's sustained inside the ropes recently, but the Bradford on Avon welterweight views any time he can spend in the ring as precious.
The 31-year-old is poised to return to action for the first time since October on the card headlined by Contender Gym stablemate Nick Blackwell among others at Bath's Forum on April 5.
Injury – a bucket of water being the culprit – has curtailed the father of three's commitments since he retired in the fourth round of his bout against 2008 Olympian Bradley Saunders in London last October – only the second blemish on his seven-fight record.
"I pulled myself out of the (Saunders) fight and then two weeks later, I lifted a bucket of water and pulled my (left) shoulder, so I didn't fight on my home show (in Trowbridge in late October),'' said Heard, who is a builder by trade.
"I just lifted the bucket with a straight arm, but when I got up the next morning I couldn't jab. By the end of January I was raring to go again and then this (the Bath show) came up.
A twisted ankle a few weeks back also curtailed the progress of a fighter who spent nearly two-and- a-half months out of the ring from late 2009 because of tendonitis in his left elbow just two fights into his pro career.
"With injuries, you have to have that time off,'' he added.
"You can't just keep plugging away at it because it doesn't get any better.''
Prior to the Saunders appointment, Heard lifted the first title of his career as he forced the retirement of Exeter's Faheem Khan in Swindon in June to clinch the British Masters Bronze welterweight crown and despite not knowing what lies ahead in his ring career, he's itching to return.
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Heard's opponent for the April 5 date has yet to be announced and the Bradford man refuses to contemplate what may lie in store in the future.
"I'm happy to have done what I've done, I want to achieve more but I know that in my position, with young children and things like that, I may only have a handful more fights,'' he said.
"I'd like to win an Area belt and I could do it but I'm going to be 32 this year and my wife (Sam) is thinking 'come on Gareth, pack this in.' We'll take it a fight at a time and see what comes of it.
"I'm pleased just to be boxing. Every time I get in there, I'm grateful. No one understands what you have to go through.
"I'll be training at 6am, then go to work and I'm a builder, so it's hard work. Then you go training in the evening and obviously when you have kids it's a sacrifice, all to get in there for five, six, seven rounds.
"I don't love the training so much, I just love the night. But I know you can't have that without the training.''
Tickets to the Bath show, which includes up to four title fights are available via southwestproboxing.co.uk.
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First and foremost, we've got some winners from Tuesday's contest. Congratulations go to Libby who won Whole Grains, Every Day, Every Way by Lorna Sass and Joanna who won Artisan Bread in Five Minutes A Day by Jeff Hertzberg and Zoë François. Thank you to all who participated in the contest.
I have two last cookbooks to give away for the year. These two books are undoubtedly helpful for those following special diets. What I like about these two books is that they're filled with delicious recipes that anyone can enjoy, but make great reference for learning to cook for a friend or family member trying to follow a special diet. Nothing says you care like cooking up a special, gluten free dish that your loved one can indulge in.
The Vegan Table: 200 Unforgettable Recipes for Entertaining Every Guest at Every Occasion by Colleen Patrick-Goudreau, author of The Joy of Vegan Baking. The title pretty much sums up this amazing book. Chock full of beautiful photographs and witty tips and tricks for vegan cooking and entertaining, we like this book because the recipes look easy to tackle and most ingredients can be found in your average supermarket. If you're a die-hard meat lover, I cannot guarantee that this book is for you. For those of you looking to try something new won't be disappointed.
1,000 Gluten-Free Recipes by Carol Fenster can safely be called Joy of Cooking for special diets. A close friend of the Mill, Carol has outdone herself with her latest book. She covers how to prepare everything from a basic muffin to Mustard-Sage Crusted Pork Tenderloin with Pear-Cranberry Compote. This book brings together all of the best in Carol's repertoire- tips for what ingredients to use and where, how to convert your favorite recipe to be gluten-free and the basics of what the gluten-free diet is and why it is so important for some people. Beyond being mouth-watering, Carol's recipes are easy-to-follow and understand. She has classified recipes that are vegetarian and quick-to-make for easy reference.
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Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, another decent-sized selection thanks again to Cannes where Mickey Rourke really had to make a tinkle and Leonardo DiCaprio just had some innocent conversations with hot as fuck models who aren't his girlfriend. We've also got Nicky Hilton's black eye, because you never finish Paris' coke without asking and Joe Francis free from jail and looking so thrilled to be spending time with his pregnant girlfriend.
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The Federal Reserve told us in December last year that it would maintain its asset purchases until the outlook for the US labour market had improved substantially. Does Tuesday's rather anaemic jobs data release meet this criterion any more than it did last month, when the Fed decided not to taper its asset purchases? Not really.
The underlying pace of job gains is certainly not rising, and may even have fallen slightly. But the unemployment rate dropped to 7.2 per cent, and the pace of decline suggests that the 6.5 per cent threshold for considering interest rate rises could be reached in mid-2014, ie before the balance sheet tapering has ended! This gives Janet Yellen, the incoming Fed chairman, an early problem: she will surely have to reduce that 6.5 per cent threshold soon.
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NEW YORK ( TheStreet) -- Stock performance has always been an important measuring stick for the Biotech CEO of the Year award. But in a year when seemingly every bio-pharma company -- even the worst of the bunch -- managed to deliver outsized returns, worthy nominees for Best Biotech CEO of 2013 had to bring more than a double-digit (or even triple-digit) jump in their stock price.
I actually had more worthy nominees (15) for the award this year than slots (5) in the final, which further exemplifies the kind of magical year it's been in bio-pharma land. To vet the crowd, I decided to group the potential Best Biotech CEOs into four categories -- Orphan Drugs, The Acquired, Big Pharma and Big Biotech -- and then pick a finalist from each. I tacked on one more nominee who didn't fit the categories but still deserved mention.
Without further adieu, the finalists for the Best Biotech CEO of 2013 are Francois Nader of NPS Pharmaceuticals ( NPSP), Tony Coles of Onyx Pharma (now Amgen ( AMGN)), Bristol-Myers Squibb's ( BMY) Lamberto Andreotti, Bob Hugin of Celgene ( CELG) and Ligand Pharma's ( LGND) John Higgins.
One of these executives will win the Swanson Trophy, named in honor of Robert Swanson, Genentech's founding CEO. He will inherit the award from last year's winner, Regeneron Pharma's ( REGN) Leonard Schleifer. Like in past years, your input will help choose this year's Best Biotech CEO.
Please read the nominating summaries and vote for your favorite candidate in the interactive poll at the end of the story. I'll tally your votes and award the trophy next week.
Francois Nader, NPS Pharmaceuticals
Investors like companies developing drugs for rare, orphan diseases. Investors love companies which can get these orphan drugs approved and launched successfully. Nader has done both exceedingly well, which is why he's a finalist for this year's Best Biotech CEO award.
NPS secured FDA approval of Gattex for adult short bowel syndrome in December of last year and launched the drug in early 2013. The drug was priced aggressively, which worried some people (myself included... ahem) about possible hiccups with reimbursement, but Nader and his NPS employees proved doubters wrong. On all measures -- patient demand, reimbursement, compliance and duration of treatment -- Gattex has exceeded expectations.
And then there's Nader's encore. NPS will be seeking FDA approval soon for its second orphan drug candidate -- Natpara for the treatment of hypoparathyroidism. If approved, Natpara will launch in the back half of 2014 with a significant commercial potential that isn't really factored into the value of the stock yet.
Who did Nader beat out in the Orphan Drugs category? Marc Beer of Aegerion Pharmaceuticals ( AEGR) deserves big-time kudos for overseeing the strong launch of Juxtapid. He could have easily won the finalist slot except for his CNBC miscue and lingering concerns about the long-term sustainability of Juxtapid revenue. [Aegerion lacks a second orphan drug to fall back on.]
Alnylam Pharma's ( ALNY) John Maraganore and Isis Pharma's ( ISIS) Stanley Crooke are leading teams making big strides in RNA interference and antisense technology, respectively. Both companies still fall into the speculative, development-stage camp but their achievements in 2013 are noteworthy.
Tony Coles, Onyx Pharmaceuticals (now Amgen)
I normally disqualify CEOs from contention for the award if they're no longer sitting in the big chair. It's my contest so I can change the rules if I want to, so this year I'm considering CEOs who sold their companies and rewarded shareholders.
No CEO engineered a better buyout for shareholders this year than Coles when Amgen acquired Onyx for $10 billion, or $125 per share. Lots of CEOs sell their companies but few buy an asset for less than $1 billion and sell it four years later for $10 billion. This is what Coles did, which is why he's a Best Biotech CEO finalist for the second year in a row. Well deserved.
Other honorable mentions in "The Acquired" CEO category: Viropharma's Vince Milano for the $4.2 billion takeout by Shire ( SHPG); Jeff Stein of Trius Therapeutics, acquired by Cubist Pharmaceuticals ( CBST); and Astex Pharma's James Manuso, who persuaded Otsuka Holdings to pay more than anyone else thought possible.
Lamberto Andreotti, Bristol-Myers Squibb
Why the hell is a Big Pharma CEO earning a nomination for a Best Biotech CEO award? Good question, but again, it's my contest so I'll do whatever I want. Besides, have you looked at Bristol's performance this year? The stock is up 56%, which is incredible for Big Pharma -- dare I call it "biotech-esque?"
Bristol -- and Andreotti, by proxy, owes its good fortune this year to the tremendous buzz surrounding a new class of cancer immunotherapies (PD-1 inhibitors) which are demonstrating breakthrough results in early and mid-stage clinical trials. In a three-way race to get anti-PD-1 drugs to market and capture billions of dollars in sales, Bristol's nivolumab is the frontrunner, ahead of programs underway at Merck ( MRK) and Roche ( ROG).
The runner-up in the Big Pharma category is Ian Read of Pfizer ( PFE) for spearheading a dramatic reshaping of the world's largest drug company and the very successful spin out of its animal business Zoetis.
NEW YORK ( TheStreet) -- Stock performance has always been an important measuring stick for the Biotech CEO of the Year award. But in a year when seemingly every bio-pharma company -- even the worst of the bunch -- managed to deliver outsized returns, worthy nominees for Best Biotech CEO of 2013 had to bring more than a double-digit (or even triple-digit) jump in their stock price.


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DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I can't see very well, so I can smell better than most people. My wife doesn't believe this and has made fun of me, calling me Sniffer, because I can always smell when something is off in the fridge or the cat box has an odour, and she thinks I'm just being critical of her housekeeping. Last night I woke up at 3 a.m. and smelled a whiff of smoke. I followed my sniffer into the rec room in the basement where my wife had left a candle burning; it had cracked the plate underneath it and was starting to burn the wooden table. I yelled and we quickly got the fire out. Why did it take that for her to have faith in my enhanced ability to smell things? She is amazed about this and on the phone yapping to friends. I can smell better than she or most people can. I can also hear better because my sense of sight is compromised. She has been stubbornly opposed to accepting that, even after this, and she just told me she still wonders if it was a fluke. This is so frustrating. Help! -- Sniffer, St. Boniface
Dear Sniffer: People are often loath to believe from family members what they will finally accept from an expert outside. So, trot out the scientific research and put it under her nose to read. Let her see what she doesn't believe from you. She probably doesn't like to think you have powers she doesn't. But when she reads what the body does to compensate for loss of sight in terms of heightened senses and being more alert to sensory input other than sight, she will have to finally accept that you have a sense of smell that, in this case, may have saved your lives.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: My girlfriend and I had a horrendous fight and broke up. She threw plants at me that spilled dirt and leaves out all over the floor and on the off-white rug. I grabbed my clothes and ran to the car and drove to my parents'. I can't live there with her any more, though I still love her. She is a woman with a dangerous temper, especially when she has been drinking. She came home from the bar stinko and she was spoiling for a fight from the minute she got in. She finally got one because I am fed up to here. Now, on the phone crying and begging, she says she will go to Alcoholics Anonynous or "anything I want," but please not to leave her. Am I mean not to give her a second chance? -- Staying Away, River Heights
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Trio of New Gigabyte Server Motherboards Announcedby Ian Cutress on 1/29/2013 7:01 AM EST
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Jammrock - Tuesday, January 29, 2013 - linkThe GA-7PESH3 is a tower chassis board, the GA-7PESH4 is a rack mount chassis board.
On a tower chassis the air comes in and then up, lending to the design of the GA-7PESH3. The SAS connectors on the front edge of the board is another give away. On a rack mount the thick SAS cables would block the insertion of the SAS hot swap backplane.
The GA-7PESH4 looks designed for a rack mount case where the air is pushed through the chassis from front to back. Your typical rack mounted chassis has the HDDs and backplane up front, followed y RAM/CPU(s), and finally the peripherals. If the RAM was oriented differently it would block airflow in a 1U or possibly 2U chassis and cause overheating of the backside components. The location of the SAS connectors is the other give away, being located out of the way of a potential SAS backplane.
The GA-6PSXV4 is small enough and oriented such that it could be in a tower or a rack mounted chassis.
Or at least that's how I would interpret it based on my data center experience. Reply
IanCutress - Tuesday, January 29, 2013 - linkMakes sense :) I should intern at a data center for a week or two at some point. Reply
Jammrock - Tuesday, January 29, 2013 - linkBuy some earplugs first :) Reply
shogun18 - Tuesday, January 29, 2013 - linkSo close, yet such bad choices. WHY!!! do MB makers keep putting consumer crap on server boards? One 3Gx16 lane PCIe slot is understandable (GPU computing or one of those big fat PCIe-SSD). But the rest should have been 3Gx8 and 2Gx8/2Gx4. Instead they wasted !!2!! entire slots on 2G-1 and PCI?!?! If they were going to put a SAS chip on it (and I wouldn't have - people want to use the PCIe lanes for add-in card eg. Fiber-Channel) then at least spend the extra $10 and use SAS6. It's not 2009. Reply
NitroWare - Tuesday, January 29, 2013 - linkThey slots are not pointless.
The ATX/Tower boards featured in this article are server/workstation.
Excluding the PESH4 which is clearly rack mount and needs tro be used in a validated chassis with airflow baffles
You can either use them for server in a server or office environment or as a professional workstation. This is where the audio, usb3 and 'pointless expansion slots' come in.
Either for multimedia, science or networking.
As for onbord SAS, not every SI uses the onboard chip despite if its a real SAS or not.
Some SI assume the onboard is crap/fakeraid and use their standard fleet deployed addin card
Some need battery backup or a validated solution, mobos may not offer a BBU option
Some want the abililty of removing the whole card/array subsystem out of a failed or reundant server without thinking about rebuild or compatibily between different subchips or roms.
On some boards, the non SAS sku might not be avalible in the local channel. Reply
NitroWare - Tuesday, January 29, 2013 - link"they are the only manufacturer to support a system fully populated with DDR3-1600MHz 16GB RDIMM 1.35V modules. "
I am not sure of the validity of this comment, as name brand or even some whitebox servers can take 512/768 in a 2P config with the right RDIMMs. Unless they are reffering to 1600 which makes less sense as the higher end Xeon parts are 1600 anyway. Reply
IanCutress - Wednesday, January 30, 2013 - linkYeah the key point there was the 1600 MHz. Standard usage is to be 1600 MHz when one module per channel, then 1333 MHz when using two modules per channel to maintain signal coherency. I have had a few emails in the past couple of months with some users with HPC usage scenarios that cry out for memory density + bandwidth on the CPU, saying that 2400 MHz in a non-ECC environment is great. Moving towards that on the 2P Xeon/ECC side can only be a good thing. Reply
JMC2000 - Tuesday, January 29, 2013 - linkFrom the information of Gigabyte's page for the 7PESH3, there are 4 PCI-E 3.0 x16 slots and 3 PCI-E 3.0 x8 slots. Knowing that S2011 chips have 32 integrated PCI-E lanes, set up as x16/x16/x8 or x16/x8/x8/x8, which slots split an x16 connection into dual x8? Reply
IanCutress - Wednesday, January 30, 2013 - linkS2011 technically have 40 PCIe lanes, hence the 16+8+8+8 configuration. For ease of use, manufacturers tend to split the x16 to the slot directly below it. However with two GPUs, there is up to 80 lanes available, meaning that two x16s can come from CPU1 and two x16s can come from CPU2 (with all sorts of variants regarding splitting and the spare 8 lanes).
I'll see if I can get hold of a block diagram so we know what is what :)
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IanCutress - Wednesday, January 30, 2013 - linkAfter taking to GB, the official block diagram is under NDA, but I was told:
CPU 1 controls PCIe 1-4. 1 and 3 are x16, which drop to x8 if 2 and 4 are populated.
CPU 2 controls PCIe 5-7. 5 and 7 are x16, and 5 will drop to x8 if 6 is populated.
So they are only using 32 lanes from each CPU, but with 4-way it is a full x16/x16/x16/x16 without PLX 8747 chips. Reply
JMC2000 - Wednesday, January 30, 2013 - linkSo, the LSI controller would be using available PCI-E x8, I kind of figured that's how the board was laid out, but wasn't sure, since Gigabyte didn't go into detail on the board's spec page.
Thanks for finding out, Ian.
Now, if there was a wider version of the 7PESH3, with 8 DIMMS per socket... Would make for a nice 'compact' computing/rendering system. Reply
zer0sum - Wednesday, January 30, 2013 - linkSo what sort of price are these boards?
I sure could use a GA-7PESH4 in my home Vx environment Reply


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The London Metropolitan Archives have been conserving, digitising and preparing for online publication the Great Parchment Book which is a survey of the estates of the Irish Society and City Livery companies in Northern Ireland. The survey dates from 1639, so this is an important online release for those of us who have family in Northern Ireland around that time period.
There is a 5 minute introduction video which I can recommend as it gives an overview of the history of the document. You can search under people, places and companies. there is also a blog where you can keep up to date on the project.
Sadly none of my Northern Ireland names come up, but it is worth the few minutes it takes to undertake a search to see if your family feature in this very interesting book.


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Married for nine years, Brad and Victoria may not always see eye-to-eye, but they do make a dynamic team. They both have children from previous marriages, this is Victoria's third and Brad's second. Both endearingly concede that they are "stuck with each other."
Victoria was born with hip dysplasia and spent much of her childhood in hospitals, body casts and crutches. Following a recent major foot surgery, she was told that she could never run again. She is now out to prove that anything is possible. She claims that the biggest difference between her and Brad is that she is an optimist while he is cynical. However, she believes they share the same desires and like to be challenged both mentally and physically. Their motto is, "life is not a spectator sport and therefore you should always enjoy each moment that life gives you." Victoria works as a tax manager and Brad is a distribution dispatcher.
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IMAGES have been released of men who might have seen missing York man Ben Clarkson just before his disappearance.
Ben, 22, from Heworth Green, was last seen at about 3.30am on Sunday, March 2, following a night out in Fibbers with a colleague.
Since then, police divers have spent several days searching the River Foss, and his girlfriend and friends have taken to the streets to hand out leaflets and posters and urge anyone who has seen him to contact the police.
Yesterday, North Yorkshire Police released details of two men they believe were walking in the same area as Ben around the time he disappeared.
The first is a white man, wearing a light jacket with dark trousers and shoes. He walked along Stonebow, heading towards the junction with Foss Islands Road, on the opposite side of the road to Ben.
A short time later, he took the same route as Ben, walking past National Windscreens in Layerthorpe.
Officers said a second man spoke to Ben in the smoking area of Fibbers a short time before he left the club. He is white, with short dark hair and was wearing a red checked shirt, fastened at the collar, a white t-shirt and dark trousers.
Inspector Neil Drummond, of York Police, said: "If you believe you could be either of the people described above, I urge you to get in touch with us straight away. I am sure the person who walked along Layerthorpe will have seen Ben as he made his way home and will be able to help identify the route he took.
"I also need to speak to the man at Fibbers as although he spoke with Ben, his friends didn't recognise him, and I ask that he gets in touch. Can I ask anyone who recognises either of the men to encourage them to contact us, or pass their details to us, so that we can speak to them."
More than 2,300 people have supported the Help Find Ben Clarkson page on Facebook since it launched last week, sharing the details of Ben's disappearance around the country, and urging anyone who has seen him in the last eight days to get in touch.
Inspector Drummond added: "Ben, if you see or hear this appeal, please get in touch with your family, friends or the police straight away. We all simply want to know that you are safe and well."
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MALVERN Hills Lions are looking for keen walkers to take part in one of the major fundraising events of the club's calendar.
The annual Bluebell Sponsored Walk is this year being held on Sunday, April 27, and will offer three courses, of two-and-a-half, five or seven miles, all starting and finishing at British Camp car park.
Walkers can either donate all the money they raise in sponsorship to the Lions, or they can walk on behalf of a recognised charity and split the proceeds fifty-fifty.
All of the money that the Lions Club receives will be split between Lions charities and Diabetes UK.
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Sleeps 3
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Bathrooms 1
Pets Yes
"The location was amazing, it was ..."The location was amazing, it was really peaceful and relaxing. It was a lovely clean cottage with access to a lovely hot tub. My dog loved the garden which was escape proof and it was so easy to go for walks along the river.The location was amazing, it was really peaceful and relaxing. It was a lovely clean cottage with access to a lovely hot tub. My dog loved the garden which was escape proof and it was so easy to go for walks along the river.
- Hot tub
- Off road parking
- Ground floor accommodation
- Ground floor bedroom
- Open fire
- Smoke-free
- Garden / Patio
- Cot available
- Washing machine
- Sky TV
- Broadband / WiFi
The property
Lincoln 2 miles.
A detached, ground floor Lincoln cottage offering cosy holiday accommodation on the outskirts of the cathedral city of Lincoln.
Roe Deer Cottage is located at the bottom of a mile-long track next to the owner's home, and is a great base for a city break, with the delights of the countryside on your doorstep.
This lovely Lincoln cottage offers beautifully-furnished accommodation including a well-equipped kitchen, a bright sitting room with woodburner and dining area, and a comfortable bedroom, not to mention a lovely external, purpose-built room with York stone floors, star lighting and wrought iron windows, housing a hot tub, with privacy a priority.
French doors from the kitchen and sitting room lead you onto a large patio with furniture, a great spot for alfresco dining and barbecues in the summer sun.
From the patio, a wooden gate leads you into a large lawned garden with seating.
Views from this Lincoln cottage and gardens overlook the canal and open fields, and in the distance Lincoln Cathedral, perched atop the hill.
A local footpath nearby makes for great walking, while Lincoln also offers a castle and excellent shopping facilities, ensuring there is something to satisfy all tastes, within easy reach of this Lincoln cottage.
Note: This property can be booked with Ref. 20183 and Ref. 903616, together they sleep 12.Read more
All ground floor. One double bedroom with folding bed on request. Bathroom with bath with shower over, basin and WC. Fitted kitchen. Sitting room with woodburner and dining area. Use of external hot tub room.
- Oil central heating with woodburner
- Electric oven and hob, microwave, fridge/freezer, washer/dryer, TV with full Sky, DVD player, WiFi
- Fuel, power and starter pack for woodburner inc. in rent
- Bed linen and towels inc. in rent
- Travel cot
- Off road parking for 2 cars
- Rear lawned garden with patio, furniture and BBQ
- Use of heated hot tub (open 24/7) shared with Ref
- 20183 and Ref
- 903616
- One well-behaved dog welcome
- Sorry, no smoking
- Shop and pub 1 mile
- Note: This property is accessed via a mile-long unmade track
- Note: Due to the nearby waterways, please ensure children are supervised
- Note: Although the hot tub is shared, it is not communal and private times can be arranged with the owner on request.
About the location
Newark 17 miles.
The city of Lincoln offers numerous places to visit, making it an ideal holiday destination. Its impressive hill-top medieval cathedral not only boasts striking architecture but was also a film location for both The Da Vinci Code and coronation scenes in Young Victoria. Walk the walls of Lincoln Castle and climb the tower, taking in views over the city. In the summer months, enjoy the open-air theatre, pop and rock concerts and re-enactment weekends in the castle grounds. The castle also houses Lincoln's Magna Carta. Lincoln has great shopping with quaint and quirky independent shops in the cathedral quarter, including the famous Christmas Market in early December. The area offers several aviation attractions from World War II museums to present day airfields. Nearby Scampton is home to the Red Arrows and the Dambusters Inn and Heritage Centre, while RAF Waddington offers an annual air show. Other local attractions include Doddington Hall, Whisby Nature Park, Hartsholme Country Park, Lincolnshire's transport museum and Woodside Wildlife and Falconry Park, making Lincoln an excellent destination for all the family.
Region Information
This property offers the following short breaks:
- Winter
- Off-season
- Last minute


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OTTAWA — U.S. Route 224 is a busy road, especially where it turns
into Ottawa's Main Street. On late Monday afternoons it becomes heavily
populated with drivers going to and from work and semis en route. Yet
it's the place to be if you want to set up a roadside stand, especially
if you are a spirited seven-year-old girl with a truck-bed full of sweet
corn to sell.
Crawfis of Ottawa could be seen doing just that on Monday. She, her
parents and her two lively little brothers set up shop across from the
Car-E-It on the east side of the railroad tracks. Even though the whole
family was there, Crawfis was the chief salesperson. She danced around,
an ear of corn in each hand, her blond curls bouncing in the cool, humid
July air. With a frontperson like that and a price of four dollars per
dozen, how could you not stop?
Those that did park and purchase
got some hefty ears grown right in the Crawfis family's soil. What
buyers probably didn't know was that, by buying that corn, they were
supporting a good cause.
Crawfis underwent open-heart surgery due
to subaortic stenosis on March 18 at Nationwide Children's Hospital,
Columbus. She was no stranger to the facility as she had already
undergone multiple surgeries there as an infant, including repair on her
esophagus. As demonstrated by her energetic sweet corn sales pitch, the
hospital did a bang-up job.
"She's perfect," said her mom Amy.
classes start for Carlie at Sts. Peter and Paul School, the family will
go on the vacation that was promised to her to speed the healing
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A Barnoldswick man has been jailed for 16 weeks by magistrates in a domestic violence case.
Colin Ian William Simpson, 29, of St Mary's Avenue, Barnoldswick, was imprisoned by Blackburn magistrates after he admitted assaulting Laura Greenwood on February 6.
The court heard the victim was in fear for her life during the ordeal.
Magistrates also imposed a two-year restraining order on Simpson, to keep him at least 50 metres from Miss Greenwood or her home.


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Welcome to Local 6 Theme World
April 3, 2013
Now it's time to say goodbye... And Other News
Lots of little updates this week -- but we start at Disney's Hollywood Studios -- where you have just days left to catch two of the park's long-running entertainment options.
April 6th marks the final day for the long-running Disney Channel Rocks! show -- featuring up-beat performances of songs from the Disney Channel's shows and specials. Also going away that day -- The 'Pixar Pals Countdown To Fun!' parade. Why are they going away? Disney says the usual -- that it constantly is evaluating its options, etc.
Off-the record -- I hear they are not only NOT replacing this show and parade -- Cast members tell me the plan is to demolish the backstage parade warehouse and other parade support facilities.
Why get out of the parade business -- when parades are so popular? Sources I trust tell me Disney is getting serious about revamping Hollywood Studios. Exactly what will get built and when is still being decided, but I hear construction will make running a parade through the center of the park difficult. That may mean the days are numbered for the Studios "Icon." Officially it is called the "Sorcerer's Hat" --- but many fans call it the BAH (an acronym that doesn't stand for Big Awesome Hat).
It was added for the 100 Years of Magic Celebration in 2001 -- and was thought to be temporary -- but like the Mickey Hand that used to tower over Epcot's Spaceship Earth -- it has stayed much longer than originally (officially) planned.
Personally -- I think it would be great to get this view of Hollywood Boulevard back.
And no -- there is no truth to the rumor that the BAH was put there to hide the Chinese Theater due to "copyright issues." Big urban myth. If there WERE some kind of issue like that -- Disney would have to change the facade of one of its most beautiful buildings.
In other news -- Disney has confirmed what I reported months ago -- a waterside tapas restaurant is coming to Morocco at Epcot.
The Spice Road Table will feature Mediterranean cuisine -- along with other "enhancements" that will expand the pavilion beyond just Morocco. Construction walls are going up. So -- sadly -- this peaceful view will be a thing of the past.
Look for the Spice Road Table to open by the end of the year.
Finally -- an announcement from SeaWorld. On its web site -- the park says its Antarctica: Empire of the Penguins land & ride will open May 24.
The site also recommends a free Antarctica app -- screensavers and ring tones. Yes -- Your cell phone can sound like a mating penguin. Here's a link.
We'll bring you more on Antarctica soon -- as it gets ready to open.
More tomorrow from Universal -- we'll take you on a construction tour from Sky 6 -- showing the boom in new things coming soon.
Until then -- feel free to keep emailing me your tips, questions and feedback. Always happy to hear from you.
Copyright 2013 by Graham Media Group. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.


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A WOMAN suffered superficial injuries after being hit by a car during this evening's rush hour.
The incident happened by the pedestrian crossing opposite the University of Worcester Arena, Hytlon Road, at about 6.30pm and involved a Renault Clio.
Police and an ambulance attended the scene and the woman was treated at the scene for minor and superficial injuries but did not need to be taken to hospital.
Traffic was directed by police and motorists only experienced minor delays, with two-way traffic returned to the road shortly after 7pm.


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CANADA RETAIN AUTY CUP ON 1st INNINGS
Ruvindu Gunasekera's 97 ball 2nd innings century ensured that Canada would retain the Teacher's Whiskey Auty Cup in what was the 71st installement of the historic two day contest between Canada and the USA.
On day 1 and after Cansda registered a 1st innings total of 229, USA head coach Robin Singh would've felt a first innings victory for his side possible as Canada probably fell a bit short of their desired total.
Winning the toss and electing to bat, Canada, for their part, opened the day well on the back of a strong start from openers Ruvindu Gunasekera (72 from 164 balls) and Trevin Bastiampillai (55 from 91 balls). Although most of the middle order got starts, no one kicked on leaving some work for the lower order. A useful contribution from limited overs skipper Rizwan Cheema (31 from 57 balls) pushed the Canadian total to the defendable 1st innings score of 229.
Canada were able to capture the prized scalp of the dangerous Steven Taylor late on day 1 as the USA were 20-1 at the end of play.
Day 2 brought nervous optimisim in the Canadian camp as the bowlers backed themselves to retain the cup on a 1st innings lead. Although USA sat within sniffing distance mid way through the day at 134-5 with useful contributions from Timothy Surujbally (24 from 48), Ravi Timbawala (44 from 115) and Karan Ganesh (25 from 83), the Canadian bowling trio of Harvir Baidwan (3-27), Cecil Pervez (2-29), Salman Nazar (3-45) ensured that Canada would retain the Auty Cup.
With a first inninds lead of 45 runs, Canada set out to bat the balance of the match. Ruvindu Gunasekera smashed a not out 97 ball century that included 11 fours and 3 sixes to seal the match for Canada.


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University of Style
The Challenge: Color-blocking
The Challenger: Kat Thomsen, Managing Editor, ELLE Digital
As seen on the spring runways at Gucci, Prabal Gurung, Jil Sander, and more, designers were all about mixing bold, solid colors in minimalist silhouettes. While our managing editor's wardrobe usually trends towards `50s-style dresses, vintage florals, and understated colors, she's agreed to try and color-block her outfits for 7 days straight. "I almost never wear separates—I'm a dress girl at heart," Kat says. "Betty Draper is my style icon, and most of my wardrobe is vintage or vintage-inspired, with lots of prints. I'm going to have to dig deep for this challenge!"
Clockwise from top left: Spring 2011 looks from Sportmax, Jil Sander, Gucci, and Prabal Gurung.
Day 1: Sunday
Where: Furniture shopping for our new apartment
What: H&M dress, Coach bag, DVF sweater, Burberry sandals, Norma Kamali sunglasses
Why: I'm easing into the challenge with the aid of some bright stripes. I'm in love with the sunny yellow of this Coach bag—the first purse I ever had was Coach, and though my style has changed a bit since I was 15, I've been a die-hard fan of the brand ever since (and they're just knocking it out of the park lately). Even when color-blocking, I can't help but coordinate, it's in my nature, so my python Burberry sandals are picking up the buttercup color of the bag. I've added a bright green sweater—and my furry orange friend, Rusty—to make up for it. And I never go anywhere without my impossibly flattering Norma Kamali sunglasses!
Colors Blocked: 4
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|Performance and Accountability Report Fiscal Year 2009
Financial Section
Note 5. Liabilities
The USPTO records liabilities for amounts that are likely to be paid as the direct result of events that have already occurred. The USPTO considers liabilities covered by three types of resources: realized budgetary resources; unrealized budgetary resources that become available without further Congressional action; and cash and Fund Balance with Treasury. Realized budgetary resources include obligated balances funding existing liabilities and unobligated balances as of September 30, 2009. Unrealized budgetary resources are amounts that were not available for spending through September 30, 2009, but become available for spending on October 1, 2009 once apportioned by the OMB. In addition, cash and Fund Balance with Treasury cover liabilities that will never require the use of a budgetary resource. These liabilities consist of deposit accounts, refunds payable to customers for fee overpayments, undeposited collections, and amounts collected by the USPTO on behalf of other organizations.
Liabilities not covered by budgetary resources include Accrued Workers' Compensation, Accounts Payable, Accrued Payroll and Benefits, Accrued Leave, Deferred Revenue, Actuarial Liability, and Contingent Liability. Although future appropriations to fund these liabilities are probable and anticipated, Congressional action is needed before budgetary resources can be provided.
As of September 30, 2009 and 2008, liabilities covered and not covered by budgetary resources were as follows:
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