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How to Make Somebody Love You
You have met your soul mate, the one and only, now what? Now you have to make him or her fall madly, drunkly, and blindly in love with you. You could use the old-fashioned, outdated method of getting to know the person, dating, and being yourself...letting the love and mutual respect develop naturally, but do you really have the time and patience for that?
In this day and age, only fools let love follow its natural course. You need to act now and manipulate the situation to your advantage, unless you want to end up a forty year old living with your parents. And, don't forget old Aunt Marge pinching your cheeks, asking for the 947,329th time: "When are you going to get married?"
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Ten Ways to Make Someone Love You
- Be Needy: You have to let this person know you need him or her. Not only will it make your love feel good to be wanted, but you will be able to latch on quickly and get your hooks in nice and deep.
- Learn Everything: Dig deep and discover everything about your love. You will amaze him or her with your ability to know this person so well. It will seem uncanny that you can know so much about this person. Some might call it stalking, but it's not like background checks are illegal.
- Meet the Parents: You don't even have to wait for your love interest to introduce you. Take some initiative and meet them on your own. You will get to know a lot more about your love through his or her family. Plus, it will make it more difficult for this person not to get into a relationship with you once the family loves you!
- Say I Love You: Nothing better lets someone know exactly how you feel than actually telling them. That's right, be honest. You need to get it out in the open, and let him or her know exactly what you expect from the relationship. If your love wants to know which relationship you are talking about, don't hold back: tell this person everything! You can even share the ideas you have for what to name your kids.
- Get the Friends: You know #3? Well, the same thing applies here, but focus on the friends. Once you have infiltrated the group of friends, you are in for life. Find out what their interests are, where they hang out, what they do--and make sure you are always around.
- Make Your Interests Match: Whoever said that you should be independent was crazy. You need to find out what interests your love. Then, make sure he or she knows that you have the same exact interests! You might have to stay up all night reading up on baseball stats or learn the local theater schedules, but it will be worth it when you have your arms wrapped, dead-tight, around your love.
PDA: Oh yeah...public displays of affection. Get it on as soon as possible. Nothing will endear you to your love more than being all over him or her in public. The moment you see this person, start touching. Do whatever you have to do to get a hold of his or her hand. Hug your love and don't hold those smooches back. If he or she seems a little weirded out about it, don't worry...keep the PDA going strong. It will pay out in the long run.
- Get a Tattoo: A huge tattoo. Preferably with a giant heart. Don't forget the most important part: your love's name! For extra points, get a tattoo of his or her face.
- Move In: Your love interest might not think it is a great idea at first, but you can work around that. Just start bringing your stuff over and leaving it at his or her place. Get yourself a key- I know you can find a way- and let yourself in whenever you need to. Definitely be sure to create your space at his/her place. And, make sure your picture is everywhere. This way, you won't be forgotten when you aren't around for a little while.
- Love Spells: If all else fails, try some love spells. That's right: voodoo it. Wrap that guy or gal around your finger. It's all about the manipulation. Steal some hair, light a candle, and bad karma be damned!
By now you should be happily in the arms of your sweet, true love.
This article is meant for humorous purposes only. Any resemblance to real actions or police incidents is purely coincidental. No tattoo artists or Wiccans were injured in the creation of this article. If you are susceptible to following bad advice, this is not for you. This article is intended for those with a sense of humor, not for those who feel offended. This advice is not recommended for children, teenagers, adults, or anyone not interested in a prison record.
ill try it on my bf thanks
I am too old fashioned
Thanks for the tip
Oh dear..what a hoot..Am sure you shocked some of the hubbers Stacie my sweetie..Had me going but soon caught on hee hee ha ha G-Ma :o) hugs
Great hub Stacie if only life was this simple
I loved it... the disclaimer is great and the advice... well I suppose some people will follow it, as you said at their own risk lol.
Now I know what I've been doing wrong all these years. Thanks for straightening me out Stacie. ;)
The disclaimer made chuckle! You have a creative mind in order to write a fun hub like this one on love. LOL!
HAHA, or anyone interested in a prison record. PRICESLESS! I was reading this thinking to myself "This has got the be a joke...I hope noone actually takes this seriously..." Hysterical.
You sure have giving me other ways to find true love..........Voodoo lol
Stacie you are brilliant and outrageous!! Loved it beggining to end disclaimer topped it offffff!! Loved the voodoo part and prison record.. Any lessons on voodooism?
I've tried all these and I can tell you they come with mixed results. That's to say I was once young, and silly. (Oh to be back there again). I might have added in, propose early in the relationship and move fast if your love replies yes! True love is great, even if short lived. Everyone should try it at least once.
To get some one to love you,you need too cook for them.
Gr8 tips! I'll try them on my new buddy.
Good tips for those looking for love, i wonder whether this should include the foods/delicacies your lover is fond of, in my culture, the say the love of a man is in his stomach-give him what he enjoys eating most and he will love you more than you would have anticipated. Am a man, and my wife has tried all these tricks on me, and oh yes, it works!
I don't like to be thought of as acting "needy" but I did hook my husband into our first date by asking him if he would come over and help me fit a bulb in my car's back light, even though I know I could have done it myself!
stacie!! Thanks to u for your tips and answering my request! Hahhahahaha.. finally I found my 'true' luv!! :P
how can someone make love
Great article, so funny! I agree with the others...the disclaimer is just perfect! Hilarious, thx for the laugh.
This is a riot!! I read a bit of your posts, Stacie, but have never come across a humerous one, so I took it for real at first. When I read "be needy" I was already thinking of what I was going to comment. "No, no, no... don't do that".
Never judge a book by its cover and never think you have anybody pegged.
ha ha....enjoyed reading..humerous disclaimer
i have already tried all these tips... but i didn't get a true girld friend... if anybody interested with me please mail me 2 firstname.lastname@example.com frnds... i need a Gud Girl Frnd...
Love the disclaimer - and I think it's a hoot that you probably really needed to have that there! I only wish I could say these only happened on Comedy Central.
Oh, and domnic - see my hub "do the opposite of what doesn't work!" The advice being, um, DON'T do these things! Good luck!
I have always been a fan of the girls with a Life size headshot of there ex tattoed on the chest! that just screams "i'm Classy" Funny Post!
Note to self: if you meet any ladies who have read this, run like the wind and don,t stop until you know that they are nowhere near you.....jimmy
LOL, stacie Grrrrrrrrrrreat Hub you got here 80}
i tried ALL of these things and I am still single (and 36)
Great article Stacie, I enjoyed reading it! :)
You had me blustering and shaking my head for the first three before I caught on, and I thought you were the idiot. Good stuff.
Garry Nelson
thanks fr suggestion.
if u need frend e-mail to me
This made me smile. It's the way for those crazy stalkers... creepy. The scary thing is, as satirical as this was, some people are actually like that.
Haha! When I saw tip#1: Be Needy, I knew there was no way on earth you could be serious. :D Just for laughs, though, I'd like to see someone do all these. Hehe...
Well you have lots of great points. Just don't change yourself for someone else. You must be yourself for it to work out for the long run. So many relationships are through aways now. I am old fashioned too. Be yourself, fall in love. Then it falls into place. Conquer the world together.
Stacy you look like such an innocent mom type. You really know how to give great relationship advice. Mix this one with your drinking games and it should be great fun. Maybe invite your new love's parents over for a couple of Drinking games...
Outstanding, I really like the idea about getting to know her parents right away.
Hi Stacie,
What fun - my wife would probably think I'd gone mad if I started some of that!! If I could recommend a book that is great for helping relationships between men and women it would be John Grey's "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" - obviously this title has become a cliché, but the messages within are fantastic!
Cheers, Dan
Ha! Very silly and very funny. And I'm sure many people actually DO these things!
Its good to those in need of love.I think it can work.
well, loving someone is the best thing to do in your life...both person are in love, it keeps on burning...don't lose let love spread!!!!
Stacie, Your title, How To Make Somebody Love You & your disclaimer spirred my writing.
Additionally your mentioning of being 'needed'. We often hear of people who need, in my opinion the feeling of 'being needed' is extremely important. Too many people feel that they don't matter ... I want to let those people know that they do. From one loving citizen to anpther, keep spreading love. - Best Wishes, David
this is ridiculous
I wouldn't do half of these things
Yet another great tongue in cheek look at this wonderful world we call love and dating....
You can't make anyone love you.... everyone has free will choice. Just be who you were ment to be, command what kind of person you want and allow it to happen for you.
this is stupidness wit people why people does do those thing
I think this was a good hub, lots of good things try the next time you feel like you've bitten by the infatuation bug.
I saw your hub on the best of the hubs and I wanted to see for myself.
Indeed, you deserve to be in that special class of writers. In your article
you have managed to include every foible known to woman, and, reaching into the pickle barrel of satire came up with some real dills. Satire isn't easy top pull off without offending someone. I dunno, is satire even allowed at university now? My life has been too serious and now, thanks to your humor suggestion, I'm just not going to take myself so seriously and--
I give you--3 thumbs up!
Thank you.
If you get any attention with using these methods perposely relationship will get last very soon. And can apply these methods only for somebody who doesn't use his inteligance.
I lol'ed.
Stacie ....do love exisit in a hated world?
You have a great sense of humor, Stasie. It was fun reading, thanks.
yea nice hub..
it was fun readin it but the girl that i love has a bf :(... wt should i do 'cause i love her so much and i told her that i love her
how can u write this bullshit u r crazy wt do u know abt love its easy to say then to do this is worthless
i strongly agree with point numbner 6
I like ur article but Idont agree with u about making my interests matching hers bnut I'll try .I think its better to be urself and to be normal
this will not work
Love this article, funny and candid. Too bad tons of people actively live their lives this way... I guess we can see that from the posted comments. Oh what a mess! Actually operating this way in a relationship can be quite painful for both involved, and OH the drama!
-- seriously people, READ THE STINKIN' DISCLAIMER!!
its sooooo STUPID
Love is not about manipulating some one .Love is a natural progression and if that person is right for you and you for them every thing else will fall in to place.Part of falling in love is the challenges that comes your way on this some times hard and infuriating road.I am crazy in love with my guy and he with me and it was fun getting there.It happened by simply being our selves and taking the time to get to know all about each other.If you have to force someone to fall in love then it wont last.True ever lasting love comes from the heart,what will be will be.
Natasha bassett is a terrible mother.
What do you do if you REALLY fall in love with someone who you've never met, but have been talking online and you swore it could never happen to you, but then it creeps up and you, and for the first time, you know it is more than a crush - it feels different from anything else before. You have the same interests, you would do ANYTHING for her, you love EVERYTHING about her, and you just want to make her happy, BUT she is taken. How do you get her out of your mind when you KNOW you can't?
..yeah! its good.. funny and hilarious.. hehe! but its a case to case basis.. can't afford to do this, if it is a secret love.. its more on being aggressive.. i think.. aha!
I always do that to boys and i am still single (at 47)
Hahahaha, very interesting. They will certainly work out.
hey dat was cooooooooooooool............stacie dese ideas work..........thanx babe
i love a boy he is yunger that me in a year im not too old im 13 he is 12 I LOVW HEM SO MATCH
I was wondering I try doing what you said Ill be dumped. But it was wonderful. I couldn't stop laughing. Thumbs up for this article
i learn a lot il try too do my best soo thnhs now i know..... thnks a lot
Don't Be Shy To Say I LOve You To Your Friend
I really have a massive crush on this boy but he hates me! How can I make sure that he knows that I love him without fooling myself?
Also, everytime I watch Beauty and the beast I feel really lonely and sad.
I can't see why so many took this seriously! Very funny stuff.
Stacie, PLEASE stop calling me. Seriously, I'm embarassed for you.
we have the same first name and spelt the same! Don't u hate it when people spell your name wrong like, 20 or 30 times!!!! I hate it.
ha hha, Love spells are not good trust me on that one , It's theperson you doing that on will be crazy, trust , I've that, or the'll be dump , the'lll be stupid , they lose respect for elders, Love spells don't reside , when its gone , that person will hate like hell,
hi thats yazi, I want 2 say that i'm a girl, and i think that i cant say i love u to a man, he have to say it to me first. but i want the way how to make a man fall in love with girl.plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
3ala fekra i am 16years old.
I know that these tips are great,BELIEVE ME IT HELPS.My guy is totally crazy because of these tips and i don't know what can ever separate us.
its rubbish & reading it is a waste of time
this article on making someone fall in love with u is stupid and also gives tips on "faking it"
the best way to make someone really fall in love with u is to really just be your own natural self and when u do,u will gain so much of that person's respect
and also the part about GETTIN A TATTOO is the worst piece of advice.who wrote this???!
it is never intelligent to get a love's name's tatted on your body b/c u will never know just how and u and your gf/bf will be together and if ever the realtionship spilts,u will regret having their name on u especially if this person moves on and finds someone else.while they have found a new interest you're gonna look quite silly and struck while their name is printed on ya..ya know
love is true and you cant stop loveing keep going on
I'm still laughing ... Love the 'meet his parents' thing, then do the same with his friends.
I was looking at this web site because i wanted to know how to get my baby day back but am trying to get him to see that i love him but it seems to not work and all i want is us to be togeather as a family i don't want him to leave me i want him to be with me so an telling u that i need some help bad all i want is me and him and my kids to be togeather so can u please help me please for its to late.
hay everyone from around this fabulous globe.
i will tell you a story about me,
i am now a 26 years old gay guy from slovenia, and since i was 16 yes that is right for 10 years im in love with one guy from my school, we were a bit of friends, but nothing special, but im still thinking about him and everything, its like being obssesed, but i cant help it.
im really a romantic person, so its all about candels and roses for me.
well anyway, im not having big contacts with this person, but were friends on FB and so we are being updated with eachother.
i don't even know if he is gay. after shool he went to work and study in another country, and so did i, for few years, and i met millions of people, but i cannot start a new relationship with anyone, because i am comparing everyone with him, and nobody is good enough.
so im still single.
i want him or at least i want to let go, but i just cant.
and don't tell me to forget him, because im trying to do that for the last decade, and its obviously not working.
anyway, he is now living in australia, i have never seen him with a girl, some of my friends are telling me that nobody has ever seen him with a girl,
so im susspecting that he could be gay.
but how to find out, and then how to act that he would at least be my friend.
i have to at least hear him.
if you have any suggestions please let me know.
great hub , not easy to find love in this day and age...
Tnks, your tips are good enough to break powers and principalities
it's wonderful to be loved
love is the answer
this is true
yeah it really work and thanks .
Brilliant Hub, sounds more like a guerilla campaign than a passionate wooing.
And besides when it comes to us guys, once we felt we got it right, we know you women would just change the rules :-)
Hi and thanks..
That's cool fanda, I'll try to impress my gf.
HA~ so relieved to see that disclaimer at the end! unfortunately, many do this and wonder why it doesn't work!
nice humor.
i will try it to get my BF back
its very useful information thank u but i want more advices because not all persons alike thanks for this informations
This is so great...real tongue and cheek that left me laughing hard. Good for you for finding humor in the game. Especially enjoyed the advise that you need to be assertive when meeting the parents. This advice could work well in a plot for a movie. Maybe some columnist who gives this sort of advise and the repercussions of it. Good work! I'll be reading more.
yeah this is great advice,, i'll try my best just sometimes i meet some difficulties in doing this,,, bt i'll do it alittle bit,,,
i love a boy named ahmad but he don't love me how can i make him fall in my love
Hi My name is katie im a girl I need to tell you that i love you so much I want to have se with you thanks bye.
What this person says is an insult to the human race. we have been doing it the so called old fashioned way for thousands of years. And I'm sorry to say but as soon as manipulation comes in, it becomes a mind game. And as soon as it becomes a mind game both of these people will never experience what true love is. It will end up being a manipulative battle. Sad to say but it is that simple.
Some of these tricks work a little but at the end of the day you cannot make someone fall in love with you, what this trick does is it may help to allow a person to lust over you. To that person it will likley be very painfull. And when they begin to be with you and they figure out who you really are they will likley leave you because it was not love, but someone being manipulative in the first place. love is a natural thing that takes time.
LMFAO, Now don't tell me the author is one of those dumb Americans that make fools of their own country people. Sorry to insult other more "smarter" Americans, but i'm sure you will understand if you have read all of the points and remarks above writtin by this stupid, sick minded author.
This is hilarious.
i think love is something special
I don't think we can make somebody love us .What we can do is .We can listen to them ,make them understand at we are there for them ,they mast feel that way easy to talk with us .They have to know don:t matter what they have to say we there to help them for everything .We have to be open .That can helps somebody to fall in love with us .
You're better off being single if life has come down to you forcing or making someone love you and I mean it. You're truly free
hi erverybody. i want to tell u . ask your god then he will help u.
it took me so long to scroll down to the bottom of this screen that I forgot how to make someone love me......
BUT THAT SAID - I would redeem myself and tell that person of interest - to read one of your hubs and be transformed forever - one small problem though - I am a visitor here on your planet earth - I am from Mars!!
i loved it but
How Do we introduce ourselves to them
and how do i find the best girl in my mind
and thanx for 10 steps
you made me stronger
woah thanks dude but somethin isn't right about the love spell one errrr just give her a box with a mirror under it
and say "all ineed is what contains in this box"and PRESTO
if it doesn't work...JUST TELL HER U LOVE HER DAMNIT (or him)
Hahaaa! My friend told me about this site like two weeks ago but I didn't care. He told me that he got step by step instructions to build a long lasting relationship, but I still didn't care. Then four days ago he called me up saying that his girlfriend left him and that he has a court date. I asked what for and he said "I don't know what I did wrong. I just followed all the steps... It's for aggravated stalking.." So I got the url for this site from him so I could see what it was telling him to do. Now I can't stop laughing!!! I'm sure by now you figured out that my friend is... Well.... Hmm How do I say this.... Ummm... FREAKIN STUPID!!! Haha thanks for making this, I will be making fun of him for a long long long time!!!!
/\ I meant to to say "two months ago" not two weeks . My bads!
you know what.. some times I wish I didn't fell in love with this guy and some times I feel so lucky just being around him so love can change to a different ways
Good luck lovers
oh sh..
this is working so cool bro..thanks for the advice it was aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeesssssssoooooooooooommmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is guy I love him but I don't now of he love me to and his name is mario
jesus you will be single forever if u follow this advice maybe it is a joke but its mean!
haa i think this would all sound better in a video
thank u veri much!! I own u ma love!! Mwaxxx
No. 10... Dude, your kidding me right?! Voodoo my gf? Awkward....
Well after reading the whole article all i can tell u is that i have done everything,,, i am so madly in love with my best friend, that everyone around me can see it, even she knew about it,, but for past half year i pretended i dnt have feeling for her anymore..but every time i started to like a different girl, or even consider going out with them, she always ends up hating them..i don't know why, she never even met them..but she hates them. just mentioning a girl (if i like them) name in front of her, she gets so angry. what i do not understand is that, why. She has told me any times, i am her family, and she trust me more than anyone, and loves me a lot. And many times when she is drunk she always tries to make a move on me, (try to kiss me, and among other things) and i always push her away, because as much as i want her, i will never take an advantage of her. I want her to come to me when she is sober. Also i have this hold on her i think , whenever i tell her something , she actually do it with out questioning, ( for ex, change her hair color, what dress she should wear) etc. so i don't understand that does she loves me more than a friend but she is too afraid to say it or she thinks it might ruin our best friend ship, or she is just playing with me. I know she plays mind game with me sometimes, With her, she always get guys even girls falling for her, with out her doing anything. She even knows that, But her love life, well she got hurt a lot, and one thing with her is that u need to give her space, but none of her ex couldn't do it, and they were very jealous, and always cling to her,, and they all hated me because she was very close to me and still is, and she didn't care that her ex didn't ike her hanging out with me, I have never had ny problems with her ex's,, I 've always respected them just for her. So i need help from you guys with a advice, of what should i do, I love her so much, I do everything for her, she even tells me how she could never see her life with out me being in it. we had a huge fights only once and didn't talk for weeks, but both of us couldn't stay away, Her only problem is that she can't commit to a relationship, So here's the question, how do i make her fall in love with me, she already loves me, her parents loves me, all her friends ( that we dnt have common with) loves me as well, i am just waiting on her. She tells me one thing how she just loves me as her best friend, but her action shows completely different thing. I mean wouldn't u be happy if ur best friend met someone and started to date them, and wouldn't u want to get along with them, and consider them as a friend, she told me she will be nice to who ever i date, but she will never be friends with them. but every time i get close to date anyone, she ends up hating them so much, tat she even forbids me to say my dates or the girl i like names in front of her. And also, I know everything of her as she knows about me. I am the only one in her life aside from her mom, knows her so well that i even shock her sometimes, its mostly because we have spent so much time together everyday. I want to make her happy, and feel like a queen, and i am waiting for her to come and tell me what does she really want from me, because with everything of how she acts, i am so confused. I have tried asking her straight up, it doesn't really work she is really good at changing the subject or denying everything, so all our friend told me to play the game with her and make her chase you and run to u, But i really don't know how do i play this game with her, she is my best friend.
I must tell you, that I have the chcance to watch the situation, that was similar to yours. My friend has a strong relationship with a boy but, she claimed that she didn''t love him and he was only a very good friend. One day he told her about his feelings and said, that he was in love with her. Unfortunately, she rejected his love, then. She was talking about him with me. I knew she loved him, but she didn't want to admit it. I also knew he can do everything for her. Finally, I enable my friend to realise how she loved this guy. Now, they are happy together. They even live in the same flat:) and they can't imagine life without each other.
Great hub
are you havin a laugh u saddo?
Excellent article with very good advice. If I weren't already married, I would be tempted to try these techniques. Maybe I will try them anyway, just for fun. Of course, my husband might just give me that "you're crazy" look followed by an eye roll. I love eye rolling, don't you?
I had to vote this article up. I think every single point was valid, brilliant and enlightening. Of course, they could lead to having a restraining order put on you, but small price to pay, I say!
cant believe i was considering these tips until i saw get a tattoo T.T
I tried it and it payed off now I have fond a girl I will love forever
This was way too funny.
bakwas!!! no one can do perform all the tricks so easily because some peoples are so much introvert so they never say everthing about them to u clearly........ :-(
Thanks for all the advices.I'll try that.
I don't see what's so funny about this.
you're SUPPOSED To be helping people find their true love not have them go to jail or arrested! This article sucks. toatlly.
I don't think so it will work..
itz useles.. I dint get my love.. Itz alredy 3 months i hv been chasng hr bt c refuses 2 accpt me..
I have been married for 33yrs, and he just seems uninterested now I have done everything , bought sexy stuff done stuff he likes to do, lost weight, and one minute he seems like he can't get enough, of me calling me from work,being really nice, and then it is like the light went off the next minute, he doesn't talk much he isn't playful or joking, I am getting tired of the game either he loves me or not, I don't think you can make someone love you, if they don't, I am crazy about him and don't want anyone else, and I tell him I love him all the time, but I can't keep this going, if anyone has any comment I am up for anything, write me at email@example.com
i'll try but he's thai B.F. but he likes me and i thing he loves me, too.
it's hard to try on him but i'll
i had tried all these things. but nothing worked...he says that he love me as a gooood frnd not like love..i love him so much please tel me what should i do????
like to find girl friend in Asia also USA
i might try and see wat happends .i saw her and fell in love with her but she dosent know.i will try ur methods and lets see the results.......
Ok I will try it and hopefully your it works
thanks ill use it plus love number 7
unfortunately it is not to way to fall her in love
this only will make her to think about u cant live without her. and in the end she will love another boy that she thinks she cant reach him. im living this f.ckin thing nowadays and it is just the way to make urself f.cked. cry everynight and she may also cry but it is not about u. sorry guys i don't like it too. but in our time it is this. if u love someone madly just try to be cool and don't let her know ur love. be slient when u cry
i love justin,bygan and his brother
if the god want
i will try
but i am very shy from him and i am never talk to him
what i must doing
soso from iraq
i love some one and he loved me to >i don't know what i must do?pleas tell me how making love with him
soso from iraq(his name (t))
this is absolute bull sh*t
never mind its so bad
but i have told the person i love him but he says that he only likes me as a frnd
wat do i do
The quicker you move by following this advise, the quicker you're going to break up. I'm not saying the advice ain't good but it's not best to be followed exactly one after another or to move things fast. In my opinion, I think it'll be very awkward for the partner when he or she will come to think that you're very,very,very,very clingy and stuff. Always being together making things aren't 'fun' or 'enjoyable' anymore. Stretch up and let loose sometimes. That's my point, follow the advice(under own risk) but take it slow and steady. :)
this doesn't show LOVE .. don't mind the explanation went from loving a person to wanting a person.. the TRUTH is WE CANT MAKE SOME ONE LOVE US... and love spells are kinda cheating.. its bad.. LOVE n MANIPULATION is not a COMBINATION.. plz ppl never do that.. Love is like a divident(LOVE) divided by divider(LOVE) and the remainder is also LOVE..
I tried all this tricks BEFORE bumping into this article and - amazing - joke or not .. it is really working. the most important is to create an illusion of passionate lover that is always around and heavy love and affection that no one else can give, and mixed with some sincerity, it works like a jet engine on a plane during a flight. Good luck, especially when you go to his parent and tell them who you are and parents tell you something about your love that you would not even expect to hear. that's the hard one. other points are easy. besides parents will always tell you the truth, they are older and they always care about their kiddies interests so they will keep all cards open. that will make your love mad for sometime but keep on saying it is because you are serious with him, you visited his parents. IT IS NOT A JOKE, it is something that still works for me. till today, November 4th, 2011. and the last - the more active and demanding you will be - the better he will treat you. Some people go and live for results but some only for bla bla.
man it worked with molly.h
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i have to admit it this thread advices are pathetic , men if u use these advices be ready to be kicked hard in the ass don't believe what women say believe me as i am your brother . go to pick up sites and get your self the real secrects to get womens
I will try this on my lover
What a poad of ************ you can not make any one love you if you don't love yourself first,then give out love and it will come back to you 100% that is the law of attraction.
only an idiot would not realise this was a joke tho some of the the comments were hilarious still laughing :-):-)
Fantastic hub. I am glad to read.
LOL Are these people serious?!?!?!! I read a lot of the comments and a lot of people commented saying "Thanks for all the great tips. I'll give it a try", "I'll try it on my bf thanks". Like really people? Do all that to your lover if you want to break up with them but don't want to say the words. And if that's the case then dude, man up and stop letting your vagina show. And dudetts, stop being like a 14 year old girl and just tell him its over. That's all I have to say about that other then it made me laugh hard reading it lol!
Better follow ur own instinct instead of believing in these crappy hilarious stuffs bout Love.. :)
I'll try this to my g.f its worthy.......
i am in deep love wth a grl in fb i love her, v both are strangers i love her but in fb she accepts only her friends she wont accpt ny strangers i love her deeply plz hlp plz....................
Ummm. This is called stalking, smothering and chasing one away. I'm a woman and if some dude did all that right up front it would scare the shit out of me. That's honest. Men do not like that. They like a chase. Not a stalker. Not good advise by any means. lol. Sorry but I'm stating the truth.
this is some great advise isn't it laydies and gentlemen i could use this mor often if u know what i mean
it isn't funny and it's not good either and if u search the sane thing on wikipedia then you can get muchhh better information.. i also had a crush on someone but now he is in a relationship with someone else. and i am not able to forget him. anyways,friends are better then bf and gf. and thanks for giving such a freaking information...:\
Dats pretty cul!!! Im gona try ths wen i come acros a serious en committed guy.searchg 4 one
Is this really how you do that cuz I want to make a move on my crush now!!!!!!
I don't think that this is ever gonna work. Don't try this, its exausting and useless
none of that worked as i am still after a boy and i know
he likes me but he just won't ask me out. he keeps going with other girls and he knows it will make me jealous!
this statement is from??????????????
do u actually think it'll work
Bt i don't think thay these ideas follows upon me ...yar give some easy methods so that it could be easily solved....
I have been in a relationship with a guy just when he came home on holidays so he came over to my house with his parents that he wanted to me marry me so i agreed but after couple of weeks he went back,we spoke almost everyday but all of a suddent he stopped calling me and now we have been chatting again and he said he dint know why he stopped calling me o thinking about me....He thinks what happened is not normall and maybe some1 is behind everything......I still love him and i want him back...Please help me out
i hope i find someone if not i will have to be single for all my life
Wow, this is some pretty bad advice. Forget all that, just show a little skin, and cook a few good meals.
i like a Spanish boy my age and he likes me because he stares at me all the time and yesterday he was trying to make me jealous,playing with my friends in recess i know because i was there. should i make him jealous with his best friend who stares at me,Felipe or should i let him make me jealous?
Man this Tips Are Great ! This is what I wanted to Read !!
Be Needy .. Right ! Hope this works out wish me Luck !!
i love prajawal very much,an extreme one but y he hates me ? i just want to tell i can do any thing for u .I know i m n 8 class student but then also
This was awesome, especially the Voodoo part must be worth a try! :)
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What happens when official trade unions are working for the state, not the workers? Tim Pringle considers labour rights in 'post-socialist' China, Russia and Vietnam.
By Tim Pringle
In the southern Chinese city of Guangzhou, on the evening of 3 December 2015, police began rounding up labour NGO staff and worker representatives. Though such police action is not unprecedented, the degree of co-ordination was unexpected. Some suggested that orders for the crackdown had come directly from central government agencies in Beijing. In total, 23 people were questioned and five key labour activists charged with 'gathering crowds in a public place' or 'embezzlement'. Two of them, Zeng Feyang and Meng Han, remain in detention without regular access to lawyers.
Chinese workers have demonstrated a significant capacity to improve their collective interests without the guidance of an independent trade union
The crackdown has been interpreted as a warning to labour activists and NGOs to stop building transnational support networks, or accepting funding from foreign organizations. It also appears to be part of a wider closing-down of space for civil-society organizations that has involved the detention or disappearance of feminist activists, human rights defenders, lawyers and journalists.
Protesters shout slogans outside an employment agency in Hong Kong on March 17, 2015, following the death of Indonesian maid Elis Kurniasih, 33, after a concrete slab fell on her while sleeping on the balcony of a guesthouse run by the agency, as concerns grow over conditions for overseas domestic helpers. A Hong Kong judge called for action over laws on the treatment of foreign domestic workers in the city in February 2015 after sentencing a woman to six years in jail for beating and starving her Indonesian maid, Erwiana Sulistyaningsih, in a case that made headlines around the world. AFP PHOTO / Philippe Lopez (Photo credit should read PHILIPPE LOPEZ/AFP/Getty Images)
While labour NGOs are acting with more caution as a result, the impact of this latest round of repression on workers is more nuanced, with Hong Kong-based NGO China Labour Bulletin reporting a continued increase in strikes and labour unrest. A campaign by Walmart workers, largely carried out via social media, is the latest example of organizational innovation by activists operating in a difficult and authoritarian environment. Their network includes up to 10,000 people whose aim is to prevent management from introducing a new working-hours system that would make shift patterns less predictable and facilitate store closures and redundancies. They are demanding that Walmart and the All China Federation of Trade Unions (ACFTU, the only legally permitted trade union operating under the leadership of the Chinese Communist Party) allow genuine trade union elections and that Walmart 'stop all repression and manipulation of election results, and reinstate unlawfully dismissed activist union members'.
A different role
And here lies the rub. Worker representation is a particularly sensitive and difficult issue in former 'state socialist' countries such as China, Russia and Vietnam. Trade unions there traditionally played a very different role from unions in capitalist countries. As part of the State apparatus, they were charged with representing the interests of the whole working class – as expressed by the Communist Party – rather than of particular groups of workers. Their main task was not representation of their members' collective interests – except in the vaguest of terms – but rather to direct and encourage workers to meet production targets in exchange for job security and access to welfare.
With no tradition of workplace organizing, democratic accountability or collective bargaining, the official unions' capacity to defend workers' rights and interests under the conditions of capitalist globalization was always going to be a challenge. Workers have grown increasingly impatient with bureaucratic state trade union inertia and taken matters into their own hands.
The fall of the Soviet Union in 1991 – in part the outcome of massive miners' strikes in preceding years – was a mixed blessing for the working class. On the one hand, the subsequent neoliberal-inspired wave of privatizations and restructuring plunged workers into profound poverty as the economy nose-dived and state assets passed into the hands of corrupt oligarchs. On the other hand, workers won the right to organize. The traditional Communist Party-led trade union broke with the party in 1987 and renamed itself the Federation of Independent Trade Unions of Russia (FNPR). It has since faced competing pressure from more radical 'alternative' trade unions that have had some success in sectors such as transport and auto assembly, where workers have a degree of structural power because of the importance of these industries to the country's economy.
Russian Trade Unions' members parade on the Red Square in Moscow on May 1, 2015, during their May Day demonstration. According to Moscow police, some 140,000 workers and students paraded on Red Square, waving Russian flags and balloons, a spectacle harking back to Soviet times. Ahead of the celebrations of Soviet victory in World War II on May 9, many wore black-and-orange striped ribbons, a Kremlin-backed symbol of valour also adopted by Ukrainian separatists as their badge of honour. AFP PHOTO / KIRILL KUDRYAVTSEV (Photo credit should read KIRILL KUDRYAVTSEV/AFP/Getty Images)
However, the FNPR remains overwhelmingly the largest trade union organization in Russia and has tended to reproduce the traditional production-orientated passivity of Soviet times. Its leaders have openly rejected all forms of class struggle in favour of abstract notions of social partnership between boss and workers, and allied themselves closely with President Putin. While there are signs that alternative unions are regrouping after years on the sidelines, their activists and workplace reps are subject to physical attacks and an increasingly restrictive legal environment.
Collective interests
Vietnam's transition to a market economy began with the doi moi ('renovation') reforms in 1986. Within a decade, workers acquired a reputation for militancy that shows no signs of fading. A record 994 strikes took place in 2011, with approximately 450 per year since. The official union, the Vietnam General Confederation of Labour (VGCL), rarely if ever organizes such direct action, and since labour law requires that legal strikes be led by it, all these were wildcat strikes that ignored official grievance procedures, in which workers have little trust. More to the point, most of the strikes were won by the workers. This has generated pressure on the VGCL to improve its capacity to uphold worker rights, not just from workers themselves, but also from Communist Party leaders seeking to maintain a more stable investment environment.
Chinese workers too have demonstrated a significant capacity to improve their collective interests without the guidance of an independent trade union. A combination of labour shortages, improved labour laws and the emergence of labour NGOs has generated annual minimum and average wage increases of up to 35 per cent per year between 2005 and 2014.
Furthermore, worker militancy has encouraged the official Chinese union to experiment with various forms of improved representation, such as direct trade union elections and forms of accountable collective bargaining, particularly in southern Guangdong province, where the presence of pioneering Hong Kong-based labour NGOs and a more relaxed environment for labour relations have opened up space for workers to pursue their rights. Even more important, according to one labour activist in China, is the emergence of a small but significant layer of workers' representatives at the workplace level – usually in sectors where workers have structural power such as the auto industry and ports. There are also worker reps operating mainly 'outside the system, supporting workers' struggles in labour-intensive sectors such as shoes and electronics'.
Worker reps tend to be former employees with experience of strikes and negotiations with employers. They train workers in labour rights and negotiating skills, and provide support in emerging forms of collective bargaining. One prominent labour lawyer says that he views these reps as the 'backbone of the emerging labour movement and a sign of progress towards inclusive and accountable labour relations'. They are also the people being targeted by the authorities.
The obstacles blocking grassroots worker organizing and effective trade unions in China, Russia and Vietnam are framed by the histories of each respective nation-state. While freedom of association remains the major issue, capitalist globalization has created opportunities for innovative struggles and solidarity even as it continues to divide and weaken workers and their organizations. The key to solving the dilemma of worker representation in post-socialist countries – and, indeed, beyond – is the agency of workers themselves.
Tim Pringle is a senior lecturer in Labour, Social Movements and Development at SOAS, University of London.
This feature was published in the September 2016 issue of New Internationalist. To
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Free dockage outside the FIRST FLOOR CONDO. Closest unit to the pool and hot tub.
This condo is perfect for the couple that want to get away from the the rush of everyday world and enjoy each other and nature. Pull a bottle of wine off of the rack and enjoy it on the deck or the harbor view living room sitting on the leather sofa watching a movie and enjoying the faux fireplace. Come Sail Away Condo, as the name suggests this is the center for the boating couple. The 30 foot deep water dock that is available at the door and only 20 feet from the Condo deck. When you boat out of the canal you will be looking at one of the most fantastic boating areas on Lake Erie. Put-In-Bay and Kelly's Island is only a few minutes away and offers unlimited opportunities for adventure. Cedar point will also be on your must see list and easily accessible by boat or car. A boat ramp is three minutes away so you can start your adventure in complete safety and quickly once you arrive. The dock is available at no extra fee with weekly rental or monthly rental.
If you do not have a boat you will still enjoy sitting on the deck looking at the marina and all of the activities that are going on around you.
Catawba Island offers many activities that the family will enjoy from the shopping to the petting zoo. There is also a brand new visitor's center that should be the start of your adventure to see what activities that your family would enjoy.
If you want to go to the islands by ferry it is a five minutes car ride to the dock that will take you to Put-in-Bay. This area is a great place to plan your next vacation and this Condo a wonderful place to be located. You will enjoy the morning sunrise at the dinning room or on the deck. You will love the swimming pool from the closest Condo in the complex. The pool includes a baby pool and a hot tub.
The living room has been updated with a leather sofa and love seat sofa . The kitchen and dinning area has had a complete make over and this is one of the nicest unit s in the complex... Dining room has seating for six adults, plus four bar stools at the kitchen bar. You will love the condition of our condo, it has just had a complete remodel with new kitchen, bath and most flooring. This is our Northern home and we rent it when we cruise in our sailboat.
West Harbor is the number one spot to be on the lake. As you leave the harbor you will be looking at South Bass Island where Put in Bay is located or if you look slightly to the right you will be looking at Kelly's Island.
There is fine dinning at Mon Ami Winery in 2 minutes. This is one that you have to try, it is my favorite.
This is an executive community, not a crowded and noisy sleep as many people as you can type of place. You can enjoy your time and relax as much as you want.
Keywords: Condominium
Retired Professor from University of Findlay
Doug Asbury purchased this condo in 2004
We wanted a property that was located in a quiet area of Lake Erie. Close to the islands and all that the area has to offer.
This unit is a first floor unit and the closest to the pool and hot tub. The dock is just off of the deck.
Loved our view. The water was 10 steps from our back door. Clean area and nice pool area.
Super nice property. Only drawback is tv. No cable. The antennae was spotty. We were trying to follow the Olympics and NBC was hit or miss.
Boat dock was very convenient being located just out the front door.
Property was quite, neat, and clean. I would recommend this property
to all family and friends.
This condo is perfect - all the luxuries of home and then some. Sitting on the porch and enjoying the view of the channel is very relaxing, just what we needed. The condo is beautiful, very clean and well furnished (kitchen, bath & bedroom have everything you need). The great perk is that the pool is directly out the front door across the parking lot. And the residents are very friendly & helpful in suggesting great places to eat and visit nearby. I would absolutely recommend this rental to anyone looking for a beautiful, well stocked and furnished 1 bedroom condo! And being right on the channel provide great views of the bay, boats and wildlife. Thanks Doug for having us and look forward to next year.
The condo location was perfect for our stay! It was close to the ferry and restaurants. The mattress was very comfortable and there was plenty of room in the condo for the two of us. The only negative was there was no cable tv and the antenna reception was spotty at best. We did not take advantage of the pool or dock which were included in our rental. We had a very enjoyable stay at this Come Sail Away condo.
We had a wonderful honeymoon staying at the condo. We really enjoyed being able to have our own boat dock. That made it easier to use our boat. We used the pool and hot tub everyday. The condo is well clean and very comfortable. The tv only having 5 channels was disappointing. Iverall, a very nice condo.
There are many charter companies that operate in the nearby area.
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A cleaning fee of $75 will be added to the total.
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Data rights is
| a shorthand way to refer to the Government's license rights in two major categories of valuable intellectual property:
Only under very unique circumstances does the Government acquire title to or ownership of technical data or computer software developed under DoD contracts — even if the Government funded 100% of the development. Instead, the Government acquires a license to use, release, or disclose that technical data or computer software to persons who are not Government employees. Therefore, the DoD negotiates over license rights and not ownership of technical data or computer software to be delivered under a contract.[1]
Overview Edit
Data rights for technical data and computer software fall into eight categories:
- Unlimited Rights. Developed exclusively at Government expense, and certain types of data (e.g., Form, Fit, and Function data (FFF); Operation, Maintenance, Installation, and Training (OMIT)). These rights involve the right to use, modify, reproduce, display, release, or disclose technical data in whole or in part, in any manner, and for any purpose whatsoever, and to have or authorize others to do so.[2]
- Government Purpose License Rights. This right involves the right to use, duplicate, or disclose technical data for Government purposes only, and to have or permit others to do so for Government purposes only. Government purposes include competitive procurement, but do not include the right to permit others to use the data for commercial purposes.[3]
- Limited Rights. A limited rights agreement permits the Government to use proprietary technical data in whole or in part. It also means that the Government has the expressed permission of the party providing the technical data to release it, or disclose it, outside the Government.[4]
- Restricted Rights. Developed exclusively at private expense.[5]
- Negotiated License Rights. This right pertains whenever the standard license arrangements are modified to the mutual agreement of the contractor and the Government. In this case, the exact terms are spelled out in a specific license agreement unique to each application.[6]
- Small Business Innovative Research (SBIR) Data Rights. All technical data or computer software generated under an SBIR contract. Non-Government users cannot release or disclose outside the Government except to Government support contractors.
- Commercial Technical Data License Rights. Applies to technical data related to commercial items (developed at private expense). Managed in the same manner as Limited Rights.
- Commercial Computer Software Licenses. Applies to any commercial computer software or software documentation. Managed as specified in the commercial license offered to the public.
When analyzing data rights issues, it is important to first identify precisely the item, component, or process underlying the data delivered to the Government. This discipline is particularly important and helpful when mixed Government and private funding are involved in the development. For example, a particular item, component, or process may have been developed originally at private expense. Subsequently, an addition to that item, component, or process may have been directly financed by the Government. Correctly analyzed, the contractor should be able to retain proprietary rights (i.e., delivering data with limited rights) in the underlying item, component, or process while delivering to the Government unlimited rights in the additions. This break-out or segregation of items, components, or processes developed at private expense from related items, components, or processes developed with Government funding is sometimes referred to as the doctrine of "segregability." DFARS directs that the source of funds determination be made at any practical sub-item or subcomponent level or any segregable portion of a process.
With data rights, it's important to consider a proper balance between the Government and the contractor. Few issues strike at the core of contractor profitability as much as do those related to rights in technical data and computer software. The competitive advantage represented by technical know-how, trade secrets, or unique designs is translatable directly into profits. Contractors go to great lengths to protect whatever competitive advantage is attained. In Government contracting, competitive advantage can easily evolve into sole-source monopoly. Contractor ownership of critical technology, manufacturing techniques, or cost-saving procedures can eliminate effective competition. The balancing of a contractor's rights in valuable technology and know-how and the Government's need to obtain effective competition in its procurement is governed, in large part, by the DFARS clauses. These regulations, and the contract clauses they prescribe, provide a mechanism by which a proper balance may be struck.[7]
References Edit
- ↑ Defense Acquisition University, ACQuipedia, Data Rights (full-text).
- ↑ DFARS §§252.227-7013(a)(16), 252.227-7014(a)(16).
- ↑ DFARS §§252.227-7013(a)(13), 252.227-7014(a)(12).
- ↑ DFARS §252.227-7013(a)(14).
- ↑ DFARS §252.227- 7014(a)(15).
- ↑ DFARS §§252.227-7013(b)(4), 252.227-7014(b)(4).
- ↑ Id.
See also Edit
- Acquiring and Enforcing the Government's Rights in Technical Data and Computer Software Under Department of Defense Contracts.
External links Edit
U.S. government contracting (military):
- DFARS 252.227-7013 Rights in Technical Data--Noncommercial Items.
- DFARS 252.227-7014 Rights in Noncommercial Computer Software and Noncommercial Computer Software Documentation.
- DFARS 252.227-7015 Technical Data–Commercial Items.
- DFARS 252.227-7016 Rights in Bid or Proposal Information.
- DFARS 252.227-7017 Identification and Assertion of Use, Release, or Disclosure Restrictions.
- DFARS 252.227-7019 Validation of Asserted Restrictions--Computer Software.
- DFARS 252.227-7028 Technical Data or Computer Software Previously Delivered to the Government.
- DFARS 252.227-7030 Technical Data--Withholding of Payment.
- DFARS 252.227-7037 Validation of Restrictive Markings on Technical Data.


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By Chuck Johnson, USA TODAY
SEATTLE There are All-Star players with higher profiles
and longer résumés, but no one comes into Tuesday night's game with a hotter
bat or more potential than the Houston Astros' Lance Berkman.
"I think every time you get a hit or a home run or drive
somebody in, it just kind of further establishes that you belong at this level,"
the Astros left fielder says. "That's really what I was after at the beginning
of the season."
At the halfway mark, he has taken his place among baseball's
Monday, he soaked up the atmosphere of his first All-Star
berth, having been chosen on the basis of his National League-leading .365 batting
average with 25 homers and 79 RBI.
He's on a 21-game hitting streak, longest in the NL this
"I get to see him up close because I'm in the on-deck circle
when he hits," says Moises Alou, another Astros outfielder on the All-Star team.
"He's been 3-for-4 or 2-for-5 for 20 straight days. He's just been on fire."
Most players don't like to be interrupted when they're
hot. But this is one occasion that Berkman wouldn't trade for anything short
of a World Series ring.
"Personally, I want to be back here in October," he says,
musing about the chances for an Astros-Seattle Mariners matchup in the World
Series. "The Mariners have baseball's best record, so it's a good chance they'll
be in it. We have a very talented team that has underachieved to this point.
I'd really like to see what happens if we play up to our potential."
The Astros cleared a logjam of outfielders by trading Roger
Cedeno to Detroit in the offseason. Berkman, 25, earned the Astros' starting
left-field job out of spring training after getting the inside track as a part-time
starter last year.
He hit 21 homers with 67 RBI in 353 at-bats last season
after his May 25 call-up from Class AAA New Orleans.
"Even though I did well last year, I had a lot of anxiety
this spring because I figured this is my chance," he says. "You only get a small
window of opportunity and if you don't seize it, a lot of times it slips by
the wayside. I definitely didn't expect to be sitting here talking to you guys
at the All-Star break. But at the same time, I wanted to do well enough to prove
to the organization that I could be their everyday left fielder."
A switch-hitter, Berkman has made his greatest improvement
from last year by hitting more than 100 points higher from the right side of
the plate. Last year, he hit .320 from the left side and .218 from the right
side; this year he is batting .375 as a left-handed hitter and .323 from the
right side.
"My dad was a Yankees fan growing up, and he loved Mickey
Mantle," Berkman says. "He made me a switch-hitter because he wanted me to be
like the Mick."
Berkman had his own Yankees idol, Don Mattingly. "He was
a left-handed hitter and a first baseman, just like I wanted to be."
After starring as a collegiate first baseman at Rice University,
Berkman was converted into an outfielder in the Astros' minor league system.
It was a good move, considering Jeff Bagwell's presence at first base would
have made it tough for Berkman to break in otherwise.
"He's really been a quick study," Astros manager Larry
Dierker says. "On the bases and in the outfield, he wants very badly to become
one of the best players in the league, and he's beginning to do that rather
Berkman anticipates the Astros making a run at first-place
in the NL Central but knows it will be tough.
"I really don't expect the Cubs to fold," he says. "This
isn't the Cubs of old. Their starting pitching is solid, they've got guys in
the bullpen throwing 100 miles an hour and they've got Sammy Sosa in the everyday
lineup. I feel our team will give them a good run for their money, but it's
not going to be easy."
As for tonight's game, Berkman is not preparing for too
big of a role. "If I got in there, I'd fully expect to strike out," he says.
"Anything I did above that would just be a bonus. When you have only one at-bat
to perform, the pitchers have so much of an advantage. I'm just going to go
out there and enjoy it."