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Milk Run - Service - Delivery - North West Sydney
\nMilk Run - Service - Delivery - North West Sydney - Agent SBX Code Number: F3086
Delivery milk vending business- Picking up milk from the Frenchs Forest area and delivering in the suburbs of Ryde, Epping, Dundas, Rydalmere, Ermington and many more. - Profit is based on one owner driving one truck and paying wages including superannuation for other driver. - The delivery area is very compact. - One of the sons is prepared to stay on for an agreed wage. - Full financial figures are available to serious prospective buyers.There are no residential clients, all businesses .
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- "...You're all out of arrows? Do I look surprised to you? You wasted shots like it was your day job!"
- — Malo
Arrows (矢 Ya?) are recurring items in the The Legend of Zelda series. Arrows serve as projectiles for bows, consisting of sharp arrowheads at the end of thin sticks of wood. Arrows usually deal quite a bit of damage; often equal to or above the damage that a game's weakest sword can deal. Arrows can be found in bundles (or as separate items) and can be purchased from shops, found beneath pots, uncovered by cutting blades of grass, obtained from Treasure Chests, or dropped by enemies. Arrows are occasionally stored in an upgradeable Quiver.
In some of the games, mainly the 3D ones, it is possible to imbue the arrows with magic power and upgrade them into Fire Arrows, Ice Arrows, or Light Arrows. How the upgrade is obtained is different in each game.
The Legend of Zelda
Unlike most bows to appear later in the series, the Bow in this game drains one Rupee per arrow. If Link has no Rupees, the bow cannot fire any arrows. Link can purchase arrows in shops from a Merchant at any point in the game, though he cannot use them until he finds the Bow. Link can obtain Silver Arrows later in the game, which deal more damage than standard arrows.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Arrows can be found in bundles of five or ten. Link's maximum limit for arrows kept at one time can be upgraded with the help of Venus. Link can obtain Silver Arrows by throwing normal arrows into the Mysterious Pond at the base of the Pyramid in the Dark World.
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Once Link has obtained the Bow from the shop in Mabe Village, he can purchase ten arrows for the price of 20 Rupees from that same store. Bundles of arrows, suspended in air by wings, can also be found in dungeons and during the Rapids Ride mini-game.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- "The projectile of choice for a bow. It can hit enemies from a distance."
- — Item menu description in Ocarina of Time 3D
Once Link has obtained the Fairy Bow from the Forest Temple, bundles of arrows can be found all over Hyrule via traditional methods. Link can also upgrade his quiver twice. The first upgrade increases the maximum from 30 to 40 and the second increases it to 50. This is the first game in the series that features Fire, Ice, and Light Arrows.
In the 3DS remake, when Link has other arrow types (Fire, Ice, and Light Arrows) he can select which arrow to equip to his Fairy Bow while selecting the Bow on the item menu.
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Once Link has obtained the Hero's Bow from the Woodfall Temple, bundles of arrows can be found throughout Termina. Link can also upgrade his quiver twice, in order to attain a maximum limit of 40 and 50 arrows, respectively. Arrows are one of the items that cannot return in time with Link, emptying his quiver when he returns to the First Day. The Bow, Fire, Ice, and Light Arrows are found in each major dungeon, and are compulsory for the completion of the game.
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Once Link has obtained the Hero's Bow from the Tower of the Gods, bundles of arrows can be found on the Great Sea and in sub-sea Hyrule. The Great Fairies residing on the Western and Thorned Fairy Islands can also upgrade Link's quiver to hold 60 and 99 arrows respectively. If an arrow is shot into a surface and sticks, Link can retrieve it if he can reach it before it disappears.
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Once Link has obtained the Bow, bundles of Arrows can be found throughout Hyrule. His quiver can also be upgraded twice. Link can also use Blue Picolyte to briefly increase the amount of Arrows he finds.
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Once Link has obtained the Hero's Bow from the Goron Mines, bundles of arrows can be found throughout Hyrule. Unlike Bombs, Arrows can still be obtained by cutting grass, but appear more rarely than Rupees and Hearts. His quiver can also be upgraded twice by completing the STAR Game in Hyrule Castle Town. Link can also recover single arrows shot by either himself or enemies if they have been embedded in a surface, though they will vanish after a set amount of time. The Fire and Ice arrows do not appear in this game, but Bombs of any type may be attached to arrows and Bulblins utilize Fire Arrows. Light Arrows feature in this game, though they cannot be used by Link, but are instead granted to Zelda during the horseback battle with Ganondorf which she fires from the Bow of Light given to her by the Light Spirits.
Arrows are a large improvement over Slingshot pellets, which are inaccurate, lose a significant amount of height over long distances, and do not deal damage to sturdier enemies. Arrows, on the other hand, will lose very little height, even over great distances (although Bomb Arrows will drop faster because of their increased weight). Additionally, arrows inflict more damage than pellets, and can be used for many functions that the Slingshot cannot (such as shooting out the 'eye' in a Beamos).
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
The Bow (as well as Arrows) is the main treasure of the Temple of Courage. A new feature is the existence of Arrow Orbs in some dungeons. If an arrow is fired at them, they will absorb it and fire it in the direction they are facing instead of the way the arrow was supposed to go. The crystals can be turned around by hitting them with the Boomerang or Sword. They can also stun Phantoms and Reaplings if shot at their backs. Arrows are usually obtained from Item Bulbs.
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Once the bow has been obtained from the Fire Temple, Link also receives a quiver (with arrows) that has a maximum capacity of twenty. Later on, Link's quiver can be upgraded to hold a maximum of thirty arrows, by either beating level 3 of Take 'Em All On, or buying it in the Goron shop for 2,000 Rupees. After that, the largest quiver can be obtained in the Pirate Hideout after scoring between 3000-3999 points. Once Link receives the Bow of Light, he can fire Light Arrows by holding his bow for a few seconds before firing. The Light Arrows travel slightly faster than ordinary arrows, can defeat most enemies in a single hit (with the exception of all bosses, a few mini-bosses, and Like Likes), and are capable of hitting multiple foes if they are in the arrow's path. Arrows can be bought in bundles of ten for 50 Rupees, and be found in bundles of five in pots, bushes, or Item Bulbs. Link can carry a maximum of 50 arrows by obtaining both quivers.
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Arrows are used alongside various Bows. Link can shoot items such as Hearts with an arrow, pinning them against walls; he can then retrieve the item and his arrow. The arrow pickups seem identical in appearance to the Twilight Princess variety. However, they are far rarer, and can no longer be obtained by cutting grass and found only as drops from Bokoblin archers, large pots, or barrels (which are the only containers that could feasibly carry them). Link can also retrieve any shot arrows that are stuck to the ground or wall before they disappear. Interestingly, using a Wooden Shield or any of its upgrades to defend against arrows fired by Bokoblin archers will result in the arrow becoming stuck in the shield, allowing Link to collect it by sheathing his sword and shield. However care should be taken while using this method as the arrows can damage Link's shield while doing so and it is advisable for Link to carry Revitalizing Potion to repair Link's shield. It should be noted this method only works with wood-based shields.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Link's arrows are not limited in numbers, but rather the Energy Gauge per shot. Once the gauge runs out, he cannot shoot anymore arrows until it recovers. The Nice Bow shoots three arrows per shot.
The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes
The Energy Gauge returns and the Links can not fire arrows if the gauge is empty. Wearing the Kokiri Clothes allows Link to fire three arrows per shot.
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Due to the new weapon mechanics introduced, arrow damage is no longer fixed; instead the damage dealt is based on the type of bow being used. Critical hits are also possible when an arrow hits an enemy in their weak spot (usually the head, or the eye for Guardians), resulting in additional damage and extreme knock-back as well as a "ping" sound and quick flash of light at the point of impact. Some bows are even capable of firing multiple shots at a time while still only consuming one arrow from Link's quiver. Arrow variants include Fire, Ice, Shock, Bomb, Ancient and Light arrows.
Similar to Skyward Sword, missed arrows or arrows which otherwise cause no damage (such as those fired in order to trigger a switch or light a torch) can be picked back up. Even arrows fired by enemies can be collected, though there is a limit on how many can be collected this way per creature. Elemental arrows, however, cannot be recovered once they are fired. Arrows of all kinds can be found in various chests around the over world or dropped by any enemies which spawn with a bow as their default weapon, or may otherwise be purchased in most general shops (either in singles or slightly discounted bundles of 5 or 10). The Lizalfos archers along Zora River's pathway seem to drop arrows more often than other creatures, possibly due to the nature of the Divine Beast Vah Ruta's challenge after reaching Zora's Domain. If an enemy is firing elemental arrows while alive, any arrows they drop upon death are typically elemental as well.
Non-Canonical appearances
Non-canon warning: This article or section contains non-canonical information that is not considered to be an official part of the Legend of Zelda series and should not be considered part of the overall storyline.
Hyrule Warriors
Arrows appear as ammunition for the Bow and unlimited. The 8-Bit Arrow appears as Ghirahim's 8-bit weapon in his Demon Blade moveset and the 8-Bit Arrow is humorously depicted as a Sword in Hyrule Warriors.
Non-canon warning: Non-canonical information ends here.
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We all love Mystery Science Theater 3000; who doesn't? Well, maybe those who haven't seen it. To those people, let me explain: Basically, three people watch some crappy movie, and make jokes though it. It's fun to watch, and very funny. The people who worked on MST3K also do that with newer movies in something called RiffTrax. Anyway, the point is, I'm doing something similar here, but with bad Creepypastas. Today, my first (and possibly last, depending on time, response, and whether or not it's taken down) is on both one of the worst and one of the most well-known Creepypastas. That's right, it's everyone's favorite Joker wannabe, Jeff the Killer. Let's get this show on the road, shall we? (Note: The parts in italics are my comments.)
Excerpt from a local Newspaper:
After weeks of unexplained murders, the ominous unknown killer is still on the rise. After little evidence has been found, a young boy states that he survived one of the killer's attacks and bravely tells his story.
"I had a bad dream and I woke up in the middle of the night," says the boy, "I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to bed. I got up and shut it once more. What little kid talks like this? Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep. That's when I had a strange feeling, like someone was watching me. "Which is weird, since Slender Man is presently screwing with teenagers who use video cameras too much." I looked up, and nearly jumped out of my bed. It's Shia LeBouf! There, in the little ray of light, illuminating from between my curtains, were a pair of two eyes. These weren't regular eyes; "they were supersized!" they were dark, ominous eyes. They were bordered in black and... just plain out terrified me. "I'm considered kind of a pussy by my friends." That's when I saw his mouth. "His tongue was sticking out". A long, horrendous smile that made every hair on my body stand up. The figure stood there, watching me. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he said it. "Literally, "It." This guys just stalks pops in my bedroom, makes me pee my pants, and says, "It." Douche." A simple phrase, but said in a way only a mad man could speak. "In Klingon!"
"He said, 'Go To Sleep.' I let out a scream, that's what sent him at me. Jeff wanted to throw a surprise party for the kid, but fucked it up royally. He pulled up a knife; aiming at my heart. He jumped on top of my bed. I fought him back; I kicked, I punched, I rolled around, trying to knock him off me. That's when my dad busted in. The man threw the knife, it went into my dad's shoulder. The man probably would've finished him off, if one of the neighbors hadn't alerted the police.
"They drove into the parking lot, and ran towards the door. Either this kid lives right next to a police, which makes Jeff an idiot since he's trying to kill someone who lives near a police station, or the police get to places pretty fast. Considering how fucked up and unrealistic the justice system is in this story, I'm not sure which is more plausible. The man turned and ran down the hallway. AND JEFF RAAAA-AAAN, HE RAN SO FAR AWAAAA-AY! I heard a smash, like glass breaking. As I came out of my room, I saw the window that was pointing towards the back of my house was broken. I looked out it to see him vanish into the distance. I can tell you one thing, I will never forget that face. Those cold, evil eyes, and that psychotic smile. They will never leave my head."
Police are still on the look for this man. If you see anyone that fits the description in this story, please contact your local police department.
Jeff and his family had just moved into a new neighborhood. His collection of knives, however, did not come with him. His dad had gotten a promotion at work, and they thought it would be best to live in one of those "fancy" neighborhoods. You know, with those rich douchebags. Totally a great place to raise a kid. Jeff and his brother Liu Wait, Liu? What the fuck kind of name is Liu? And how do you even pronounce that? Lew? Lie-ew? couldn't complain though. A new, better house. What was not to love? The ghost that's haunting said house. As they were getting unpacked, one of their neighbors came by. "Hello," she said, "I'm Barbara; I live across the street from you. Well, I just wanted to introduce my self and to introduce my son." She turns around and calls her son over. "Billy, these are our new neighbors." Billy said hi and ran back to play in his yard. Billy does not like new people. Billy likes being alone. Billy also likes to cut off people's faces and wear them as masks. But we're not focusing on Billy. Unfortunately. "Well," said Jeff's mom, "I'm Margaret, and this is my husband Peter, and my two sons, Jeff and Liu." "Liu?" asked Barbara. "What the fuck were you smoking when you came up with that name?" They each introduced themselves, and then Barbara invited them to her son's birthday. Jeff and his brother were about to object, when their mother said that they would love to. Because it's not like you need to introduce your kids beforehand before bringing them to some random birthday party. When Jeff and his family are done packing, Jeff went up to his mom.
"Mom, why would you invite us to some kid's party? If you haven't noticed, I'm not some dumb kid." Keep telling yourself that. "Jeff," said his mother, "We just moved here; we should show that we want to spend time with our neighbors. Now, we're going to that party, and that's final. Besides it's not like circumstances will cause you to become a psychotic Joker-wannabe. " Jeff started to talk, but stopped himself, knowing that he couldn't do anything. Whenever his mom said something, it was final. He walked up to his room and plopped down on his bed. He sat there looking at his ceiling when suddenly, he got a weird feeling. Indigestion. Not so much a pain, but... a weird feeling. He dismissed it as just some random feeling. He heard his mother call him down to get his stuff, and he walked down to get it.
The next day, Jeff walked down stairs to get breakfast and got ready for school. As he sat there, eating his breakfast, he once again got that feeling. Where will you be when constipation strikes? This time it was stronger. It gave him a slight tugging pain, but he once again dismissed it. As he and Liu finished breakfast, they walked down to the bus stop. They sat there waiting for the bus, and then, all of a sudden, some kid on a skateboard jumped over them, only inches above their laps. This kid is called a douche. They both jumped back in surprise. "Hey, what the hell?"
The kid landed and turned back to them. He kicked his skate board up and caught it with his hands. The kid seems to be about twelve; one year younger than Jeff. He wears Ok, whoever is writing this needs to learn how to use tenses. a Aeropostale shirt and ripped blue jeans. Yep. Douche. All he need is a highlighter yellow hoodie, and he's set. "Well, well, well. It looks like we got some new meat." The douche said, snapping his fingers and being cliché. Suddenly, two other kids appeared. One was super skinny Not just your average skinny, but SUPER SKINNY! and the other was huge. "Well, since you're new here, I'd like to introduce ourselves, over there is Keith." Jeff and Liu looked over to the skinny kid. He had a dopey face that you would expect a sidekick to have. Keith always considered himself the main character, actually. "And he's Troy." They looked over at the fat kid. Talk about a tub of lard. Wow, the narrator likes fat shaming. This kid looked like he hadn't exercised since he was crawling. His main attack: sitting on his enemies.
"And I," said the first kid, "am Randy. Now, for all the kids in this neighborhood there is a small price for bus fare, if you catch my drift." The small price, as it turned out, was a short musical number. Liu stood up, ready to punch the lights out of the kid's eyes when one of his friends pulled a knife on him. "Damn," Jeff thought. "If only my knife collection had come with me."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I had hoped you would be more cooperative, but it seems we must do this the hard way." Can this guy get any more cliché? The kid walked up to Liu and took his wallet out of his pocket. Jeff got that feeling again. Now, it was truly strong; a burning sensation. Where will you be when acid reflux strikes? He stood up, but Liu gestured him to sit down. Jeff ignored him and walked up to the kid. Jeff would later regret this action. "Listen here you little punk, give back my bro's wallet or else." Randy put the wallet in his pocket and pulled out his own knife.
"Oh? And what will you do?" Just as he finished the sentence, Jeff popped the kid in the nose. Pop goes the no-ose! As Randy reached for his face, Jeff grabbed the kid's wrist and broke it. Because teenagers can do that sort of thing. Randy screamed and Jeff grabbed the knife from his hand. "Well," Jeff thought. "I can start a new knife collection." Troy and Keith rushed Jeff, but Jeff was too quick. Jeff, apparently, is the Flash. He threw Randy to the ground. JEFF SMASH PUNY CLICHÉ DOUCHE! Keith lashed out at him, but Jeff ducked and stabbed him in the arm. Keith dropped his knife and fell to the ground screaming. Troy rushed him too, but Jeff didn't even need the knife. He just punched Troy straight in the stomach and Troy went down. Because a guy described as a tub of lard's main weakness is getting punched in the stomach. As he fell, he puked all over. Ewwww. Liu could do nothing but look in amazement at Jeff. Jeff, meanwhile, was realizing how powerful he was, and thinking about how he could use his new-found abilities to take over the world.
"Jeff how'd you?" that was all he said. "Because I'm your god now. Kneel before me, and my new knife collection!" Jeff responded. They saw the bus coming and knew they'd be blamed for the whole thing. Because self defense isn't an argument they could use. So they started running as fast as they could. As they ran, they looked back and saw the bus driver rushing over to Randy and the others. As Jeff and Liu made it to school, they didn't dare tell what happened. All they did was sit and listen. Liu just thought of that as his brother beating up a few kids, but Jeff knew it was more. It was something, scary. It was a poorly written Creepypasta. As he got that feeling he felt how powerful it was, the urge to just, hurt someone. Jeff was going mad with power. He didn't like how it sounded, but he couldn't help feeling happy. Ok, apparently Jeff had become Pharell Williams. He felt that strange feeling go away, and stay away for the entire day of school. Even as he walked home due to the whole thing near the bus stop, and how now he probably wouldn't be taking the bus anymore, he felt happy. When he got home his parents asked him how his day was, and he said, in a somewhat ominous voice, "It was a wonderful day." "Yeah, it was a lovely day. I beat up some cliché bullies, realized how powerful I was, and am now going mad with power." Next morning, he heard a knock at his front door. Sheldon Cooper just wouldn't leave him alone. He walked down to find two police officers at the door, his mother looking back at him with an angry look.
"Jeff, these officers tell me that you attacked three kids. That it wasn't regular fighting, and that they were stabbed. Stabbed, son!" "Yes, son, stabbed! Oh, the horror! Not stabbing!" Jeff's gaze fell to the floor, showing his mother that it was true. "Mom, they were the ones who pulled the knives on me and Liu."
"Son," said one of the cops," We found three kids, two stabbed, one having a bruise on his stomach, and we have witnesses proving that you fled the scene. Now, what does that tell us?" That you should have asked the kids more, and maybe asked the witnessed about the victims. Seriously, I'm some schmuck on the Internet who writes blog posts with multiple spelling errors, but even I know a bit more about how the legal system works. Jeff knew it was no use. He could say him and Liu had been attacked, but then there was no proof it was not them who attacked first. They couldn't say that they weren't fleeing, because truth be told they were. So Jeff couldn't defend himself or Liu. Um, yes he could. He could say he fled because he was scared, for one thing. Also, self-defense is a completely legitimate excuse for beating the crap out of people, or even killing them. Hell, you don't even have to act in self-defense to use that excuse. Ask George Zimmerman.
"Son, call down your brother." Jeff couldn't do it, since it was him who beat up all the kids.
"Sir, it...it was me. I was the one who beat up the kids. Liu tried to hold me back, but he couldn't stop me." The cop looked at his partner and they both nod. "Well kid, looks like a year in Juvy..."
"Wait!" says Liu. They all looked up to see him holding a knife. "The bastard took that from my new knife collection." Jeff thought. The officers pulled their guns and locked them on Liu.
"It was me, I beat up those little punks. Have the marks to prove it." He lifted up his sleeves to reveal cuts and bruises, as if he was in a struggle.
"Son, just put the knife down," said the officer. Liu held up the knife and dropped it to the ground. He put his hands up and walked over to the cops.
"No Liu, it was me! I did it!" Jeff had tears running down his face.
"Huh, poor bro. Trying to take the blame for what I did. Well, take me away." Wow, what heart-wrenching dialogue. Liu really seems emotional about his sacrifice. What emotion. The police led Liu out to the patrol car. "Liu, tell them it was me! Tell them! I was the one who beat up those kids!" Jeff's mother put her hands on his shoulders. Ok, I'm pretty sure they also would have brought Jeff in, at least for questioning. And I'm sure they could say that they did do those things, but that they were acting in self-defense. In fact, they could say that they were being robbed at knife point. I'm pretty sure they would find out that the knife had Randy's fingerprints on them. Also, I'm sure that if they interviewed the parents of the three bullies, they might have found out that Randy had a knife. Seriously, all this heart break and terrible writing is unnecessary.
"Jeff please, you don't have to lie. We know it's Liu, you can stop." "In case you couldn't tell, I'm a bad mother." Jeff watched helplessly as the cop car speeds off with Liu inside. TENSES. LEARN TO USE THEM. A few minutes later Jeff's dad pulled into the driveway, seeing Jeff's face and knowing something was wrong.
"Son, son what is it?" Jeff couldn't answer. His vocal cords were strained from crying. Instead, Jeff's mother walked his father inside to break the bad news to him as Jeff wept in the driveway. After an hour or so Jeff walked back in to the house, seeing that his parents were both shocked, sad, and disappointed. He couldn't look at them. He couldn't see how they thought of Liu when it was his fault. He just went to sleep, trying to get the whole thing off his mind. Two days went by, with no word from Liu at JDC. Yep, they just threw him in jail. Screw courts and the legal system! Fuck the law! No friends to hang out with. Nothing but sadness and guilt. Oh, and masturbatory fantasies involving Jane. That is until Saturday, when Jeff is woke up by his mother, with a happy, sunshiny face.
"Jeff, it's the day." she said as she opened up the curtains and let light flood into his room. "What, what's today?" asked Jeff as he stirs awake. "Why, it's Billy's party." He was now fully awake. "Mom, you're joking, right? You don't expect me to go to some kid's party after..." There was a long pause.
"Jeff, we both know what happened. I think this party could be the thing that brightens up the past days. Now, get dressed." You know your mother sucks if… Jeff's mother walked out of the room and downstairs to get ready herself. He fought himself to get up. He picked out a random shirt and pair of jeans and walked down stairs. He saw his mother and father all dressed up; his mother in a dress and his father in a suit. He thought, why they would ever wear such fancy clothes to a kid's party? That's a good question. It's not some executive party. It's just some little brat's birthday party.
"Son, is that all your going to wear?" said Jeff's mom. "Better than wearing too much." he said. His mother pushed down the feeling to yell at him and hid it with a smile. "Don't worry, I'll make sure he pays for this…" His mother thought.
"Now Jeff, we may be over-dressed, but this is how you go if you want to make an impression." said his father. The impression they're making: that they're rich snobs. Jeff grunted and went back up to his room.
"I don't have any fancy clothes!" he yelled down stairs. "Just a collection of bikinis and bras!"
"Just pick out something." called his mother. He looked around in his closet for what he would call fancy. He found a pair of black dress pants he had for special occasions and an undershirt. He couldn't find a shirt to go with it though. He looked around, and found only striped and patterned shirts. None of which go with dress pants. Finally he found a white hoodie and put it on.
"You're wearing that?" they both said. "Well, it was this or nothing. Then again, I'm sure the fangirls would love me wearing nothing…" Jeff responded.
His mother looked at her watch. "Oh, no time to change. Let's just go." She said as she herded Jeff and his father out the door. They crossed the street over to Barbara and Billy's house. They knocked on the door and at it appeared that Barbara, just like his parents, way over-dressed. Moral of story: rich people are weird. As they walked inside all Jeff could see were adults, no kids.
"The kids are out in the yard. Jeff, how about you go and meet some of them?" said Barbara. Jeff walked outside to a yard full of kids. They were running around in weird cowboy costumes and shooting each other with plastic guns. He might as well be standing in a Toys R Us. No, Toys R Us has Legos and action figures. Suddenly a kid came up to him and handed him a toy gun and hat. "Put these on, and no one gets hurt." The kid said.
"Hey. Wanna pway?" he said. "Ah, no kid. I'm way too old for this stuff." The kid looked at him with that weird puppydog face. "Pwease?" said the kid. "Fine," said Jeff. He put on the hat and started to pretend shoot at the kids. At first he thought it was totally ridiculous, but then he started to actually have fun. It might not have been super cool, but it was the first time he had done something that took his mind off of Liu. So he played with the kids for a while, until he heard a noise. A weird rolling noise. Then it hit him. Randy, Troy, and Keith all jumped over the fence on their skateboards. Jeff dropped the fake gun and ripped off the hat. Randy looked at Jeff with a burning hatred. Yep, he and his cronies can totally skateboard, even after Randy got his wrist broken. Seriously, everyone says Jeff is OP? These kids have Deadpool-level regeneration powers.
"Hello, Jeff, is it?" he said. "We have some unfinished business." Jeff saw his bruised nose." I think we're even. I beat the crap out of you, and you get my brother sent to JDC." Randy got an angry look in his eyes. "Oh no, I don't go for even, I go for winning. You may have kicked our asses that one day, but not today." As he said that Randy rushed at Jeff. They both fell to the ground. Randy punched Jeff in the nose, and Jeff grabbed him by the ears and head butted him. Jeff pushed Randy off of him and both rose to their feet. Kids were screaming and parents were running out of the house. Troy and Keith both pulled guns out of their pockets.
"No one interrupts or guts will fly!" they said. "Because pistols can totally make guts fly!" Randy added. Randy pulled a knife on Jeff and stabbed it into his shoulder. Jeff screamed and fell to his knees. Randy started kicking him in the face. After three kicks Jeff grabs his foot and twists it, causing Randy to fall to the ground. Jeff stood up and walked towards the back door. He walked with a strut that would make Peter Parker green with envy. Troy grabbed him. "Notice me, senpai!" Troy yelled.
"Need some help?" He picks Jeff up by the back of the collar and throws him through the patio door. As Jeff tries to stand he is kicked down to the ground. Randy repeatedly starts kicking Jeff, until he starts to cough up blood. "Come on Jeff, fight me!" "Come at me, bro! I'll totally 360-no-scope you! Also, I fucked your mom!" He picks Jeff up and throws him into the kitchen. Randy sees a bottle of vodka on the counter and smashes the glass over Jeff's head.
"Fight!" He throws Jeff back into the living room. "Come on Jeff, look at me!" Jeff glances up, his face riddled with blood. "I was the one who got your brother sent to JDC! And now you're just gonna sit here and let him rot in there for a whole year! Um, how does Randy know how long Liu is staying in Juvy? You should be ashamed!" Jeff starts to get up.
"Oh, finally! you stand and fight!" Jeff is now to his feet, blood and vodka on his face. Once again he gets that strange feeling, the one in which he hasn't felt for a while. "Finally. He's up!" says Randy as he runs at Jeff. That's when it happens. Something inside Jeff snaps. His psyche is destroyed, all rational thinking is gone, all he can do, is kill. Kill, and dance! He grabs Randy and pile drives him to the ground. He gets on top of him and punches him straight in the heart. The punch causes Randy's heart to stop. THE POWER OF JEFF IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU! As Randy gasps for breath. Jeff hammers down on him. Punch after punch, blood gushes from Randy's body, until he takes one final breath, and dies.
Everyone is looking at Jeff now. KNEEL BEFORE JEFF, FOR HE IS YOUR GOD NOW! HE HAS KILLED THE UNBELIEVER! The parents, the crying kids, even Troy and Keith. Although they easily break from their gaze and point their guns at Jeff. Jeff see's the guns trained on him and runs for the stairs. As he runs Troy and Keith let out fire on him, each shot missing. Well, in all defense, bad guys are terrible shots. Jeff runs up the stairs. He hears Troy and Keith follow up behind. As they let out their final rounds of bullets Jeff ducks into the bathroom. He grabs the towel rack and rips it off the wall. JEFF RIP TOWEL RACK! JEFF SMASH! Troy and Keith race in, knives ready.
Troy swings his knife at Jeff, who backs away and bangs the towel rack into Troy's face. Troy goes down hard and now all that's left is Keith. He is more agile than Troy though, and ducks when Jeff swings the towel rack. He dropped the knife and grabbed Jeff by the neck. SERIOUSLY. DOES THIS PERSON NOT KNOW HOW TENSES WORK? I haven't really complained about all of them, since I'd be here all day if I did, but I'm complaining now because it's really annoying. He pushed him into the wall. A thing of bleach fell down on top of him from the top shelf. It burnt both of them and they both started to scream. Jeff wiped his eyes as best as he could. He pulled back the towel rack and swung it straight into Keith's head. As he lay there, bleeding to death, he let out an ominous smile.
"What's so funny?" asked Jeff. Keith pulled out a lighter and switched it on. "What's funny," he said, "Is that you're covered in bleach and alcohol." Ha ha ha! That is funny! Oh, Keith, you comedian you. Jeff's eyes widened as Keith threw the lighter at him. Because Keith randomly has a lighter on him. Of course. As soon as the flame made contact with him, the flames ignited the alcohol in the vodka. While the alcohol burned him, the bleach bleached his skin. Jeff let out a terrible screech as he caught on fire. He tried to roll out the fire but it was no use, the alcohol had made him a walking inferno. "Walking Inferno" is one of The Tramps' lesser known songs. He ran down the hall, and fell down the stairs. Everybody started screaming as they saw Jeff, now a man on fire, drop to the ground, nearly dead. The last thing Jeff saw was his mother and the other parents trying to extinguish the flame. That's when he passed out.
When Jeff woke he had a cast wrapped around his face. He couldn't see anything, but he felt a cast on his shoulder, and stitches all over his body. He tried to stand up, but he realized that there was some tube in his arm, and when he tried to get up it fell out, and a nurse rushed in.
"I don't think you can get out of bed just yet." she said as she put him back in his bed and re-inserted the tube. Jeff sat there, with no vision, no idea of what his surroundings were. Finally, after hours, he heard his mother.
"Honey, are you okay?" she asked. Jeff couldn't answer though, his face was covered, and he was unable to speak. "Oh honey, I have great news. After all the witnesses told the police that Randy confessed of trying to attack you, they decided to let Liu go." "And you're in absolutely no trouble, despite the fact that you killed a guy. The legal system is very weird." This made Jeff almost bolt up, stopping halfway, remembering the tube coming out of his arm. "He'll be out by tomorrow, and then you two will be able to be together again." "I always thought you two were a cute couple."
Jeff's mother hugs Jeff and says her goodbyes. The next couple of weeks were those where Jeff was visited by his family. It always sucked when Grandpa Karl came around, since he was always telling stories about Slender Man in German. Then came the day where his bandages were to be removed. His family were all there to see it, what he would look like. As the doctors unwrapped the bandages from Jeff's face everyone was on the edge of their seats. They waited until the last bandage holding the cover over his face was almost removed.
"Let's hope for the best," said the doctor. He quickly pulls the cloth; letting the rest fall from Jeff's face.
Jeff's mother screams at the sight of his face. Liu and Jeff's dad stare awe-struck at his face.
"What? What happened to my face?" Jeff said. He rushed out of bed and ran to the bathroom. He looked in the mirror and saw the cause of the distress. His face. It... it's horrible. His lips were burnt to a deep shade of red. His face was turned into a pure white color, and his hair singed from brown to black. He slowly put his hand to his face. It had a sort of leathery feel to it now. He looked back at his family then back at the mirror. "Jeff," said Liu, "It's not that bad..." Considering what happened to him, it's a damn miracle.
"Not that bad?" said Jeff," It's perfect!" His family were equally surprised. Jeff started laughing uncontrollably His parents noticed that his left eye and hand were twitching. "Uh... Jeff, are you okay?" "Okay? I've never felt more happy! Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa, look at me. This face goes perfectly with me!" He couldn't stop laughing. He stroked his face feeling it. Looking at it in the mirror. What caused this? The plot did. Well, you may recall that when Jeff was fighting Randy something in his mind, his sanity, snapped. Now he was left as a crazy killing machine, that is, his parents didn't know. But that's not why he was so happy. He was happy because he now was able to be the best Joker cosplayer ever!
"Doctor," said Jeff's mom, "Is my son... alright, you know. In the head?" "Oh yes, this behavior is typical for patients that have taken very large amounts of pain killers. Also, he's batshit insane now, but whatever. If his behavior doesn't change in a few weeks, bring him back here, and we'll give him a psychological test."
"Oh thank you doctor." Jeff's mother went over to Jeff." Jeff, sweety. It's time to go." Jeff looks away from the mirror, his face still formed into a crazy smile. "Kay mommy, ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!" his mother took him by the shoulder and took him to get his clothes. "This is what came in," said the lady at the desk. Jeff's mom looked down to see the black dress pants and white hoodie her son wore. Now they were clean of blood and now stitched together. I'm pretty sure that after being on fire, these clothes wouldn't be in such good condition. Jeff's mother led him to his room and made him put his clothes on. Then they left, not knowing that this was their final day of life. Sheesh, spoiler alert!
Later that night, Jeff's mother woke to a sound coming from the bathroom. It sounded as if someone was crying. She slowly walked over to see what it was. When she looked into the bathroom she saw a horrendous sight. Jeff had taken a knife and carved a smile into his cheeks.
"Jeff, what are you doing?" asked his mother. Jeff looked over to his mother. "I couldn't keep smiling mommy. It hurt after awhile. Now, Ican smile forever. I'll show Pharell Williams who's happy!" Jeff's mother noticed his eyes, ringed in black. "Jeff, your eyes!" His eyes were seemingly never closing. "I couldn't see my face. I got tired and my eyes started to close. I burned out the eyelids so I could forever see myself; my new face." I'm pretty sure that isn't what happens if you burn off your eyelids. Jeff's mother slowly started to back away, seeing that her son was going insane. "What's wrong mommy? Aren't I beautiful?
"Yes son," she said, "Yes you are. L-let me go get daddy, so he can see your face." She ran into the room and shook Jeff's dad from his sleep. "Honey, get the gun we..." A-plus parenting! Your son is crazy and is mutilating himself, and what do you do? Tell your husband to get a gun. She stopped as she saw Jeff in the doorway, holding a knife. "Mommy, you lied." That's the last thing they hear as Jeff rushes them with the knife, gutting both of them. "I'm the one who makes guts fly!" Jeff yelled. His brother Liu woke up, startled by some noise. He didn't hear anything else, so he just shut his eyes and tried to go back to sleep. As he was on the border of slumber, he got the strangest feeling that someone was watching him. "Slender Man, fuck off." Liu said. He looked up, before Jeff's hand covered his mouth. He slowly raised the knife ready to plunge it into Liu. Liu thrashed here and there trying to escape Jeff's grip. "Shhhhhhh," Jeff said. "Just go to sleep."
"I'd love to, Jeff, but you kind of woke me up. Dick." Liu responded.
And that's my riff of "Jeff the Killer." To be honest, I didn't realize it was this terrible until I started doing this riff. I mean, I didn't notice that "emotional" line of dialogue from Liu until now. But anyway, it's done. So, do you like this riff and think it's funny? Do you think it's unfunny and that I should do other things? Do you think I should drink bleach? Or do you have any future suggestions? Let me know in the comments.


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Hey -
Just posted this to Community blog and since it pertains to Virtualization, I wanted to make sure you checked it out.
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May 15, 2012 at 12:36 UTC
I'd like to read it, but am not going to signup for another service just to be able to download it. Thanks.
May 16, 2012 at 7:58 UTC
+1 to that.
I hate having to sign up just to read another whitepaper. My email inbox gets enough vendor related sales emails.
May 16, 2012 at 10:27 UTC
Hi Denis and Born2Frag - you're right. The registration was more intended to help get new potential Spiceworks partners on our radar.
Sorry for not making it easier - here's a direct link to the PDF http://spice.ly/Kmhqgv
Thanks for speaking up!
May 16, 2012 at 2:04 UTC
Thanks for the direct link
May 16, 2012 at 2:09 UTC
Interesting read, thanks
May 16, 2012 at 7:28 UTC
Confirmed pretty much what I've seen in the field. VMware View is the bulk of VDI, especially with the large deployments.
BTW, VMware picked up on your white paper.
May 18, 2012 at 6:49 UTC
Thanks for the direct link.
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Georgi Georgiev ЖороSelected artist profile information for this contemporary Bulgarian Sculptor
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About Georgi GeorgievExplore his art and see how the Artist with his last creations is trying to focus on a classic vision with a new modern eye. You`ll see how the classic silhouette is achieved with a flourish and freedom of movement
Exhibition History of Georgi GeorgievParticipations and exhibitions:
- Common project with prof. Emil Popov for World Mask Festival in Pernik, Bulgaria, 2008
- Symposium of Stone Sculpture, Ilindentsi, Bulgaria, 2008
- Participations in the National Exhibitions, Sofia, 2004-2008
- Participation in Wood Sculpture Symposium, Oddense, Denmark 2008, 2010
- Participations in the National Bulgarian Sculpture Exhibition, 2008, 2009, 2010
- Solo exhibition, Vuzrajdane Gallery, Plovdiv, 2010
- Solo exhibition, Ikar Gallery, Sofia, 2011
Awards and Prizes of Georgi GeorgievAwards
- 1-st Place in Competition for Sculpture, traditionally given each year to students in Science, Sport and Art
- 1-st Place in National Competition for Memorial Monument of Bulgarian poet Hristo Smirnenski
- 3-rd Place in National Competition for Monument of Bulgarian poetess Petya Dubarova
Qualifications / Education of Georgi Georgiev1989-1993 - High school degree in Wood carving, Teteven Hight School, Teteven, Bulgaria
2000-2005 - Bachelor degree in Sculpture, University of Veliko Turnovo Sv. Kiril and Metodii, Veliko Turnovo, Bulgaria
2006-2008 - Master degree in Sculpture, Academy of Fine Art, Sofia, Bulgaria
Price Range of WorkGeorgi Georgiev's work has a price range from £334 to £2,854
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The Wright State women's tennis team won their second 7-0 decision of the day Sunday, this time against Wittenberg at Miamisburg High School.
The Raiders were perfect on the day, sweeping all six singles matches and all three doubles matches on the day.
Wright State (13-11) will return to action on Saturday, April 15, for a league match at Detroit Mercy.
Singles Results
1) Linsey Verstrepen def. Carli Milano (WITT) 6-0, 6-1
2) Elaine Cloern def. Sarah Gallup (WITT) 6-0, 6-1
3) Tori Turner def. Alivia Livesay (WITT) 6-0, 6-2
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Am I the only one that doesn't think they're terrible, horrible, stressful meetings? Maybe it's my nature. I don't know. Maybe I would feel differently if I was going to meet up with a bunch of neurologists and doctors every year. That would be seriously depressing.
But IEPs? They're actually not bad. In fact, they're borderline enjoyable.
I think this is true because first, and most importantly, I truly believe his team at school - his teacher, therapists, administrators, his SPED teacher and his aid - all care about Christian a lot and they all want to see him succeed and thrive. Going into the meeting knowing this helps.
I always to to bake. Or at least bring something (like this last time because I completely forgot about the meeting). I learned this from my friend, Jenny. And from one of Christian's early interventionists. She had mentioned that a mom brought something to the EIP meeting and it set the tone for a more positive meeting and she always remembered it. Sugar neutralizes everything. I've been doing it ever since and, at the very least, everyone is excited to see you. How can they argue with someone who just brought them cookies?
Our IEP meetings aren't terrible. This may sound, indeed, terrible but I think it's because nobody really knows what to expect from Christian. Not even me. This time last year I would have put money on Christian learning to communicate and give us yes answers with his eyes. I thought this was the way we were going.
Christian had other plans and so did his voice. He actually started intentionally looking at and away from things and using his...VOICE. Who would have thought he'd use his voice to communicate anything other than crying? This kid. The one who didn't make a peep for six weeks after his accident. And then did nothing but cry for two years afterward. And now he makes sounds when we ask him if he wants something. And it's pretty damn consistent.
So everyone pretty much expects nothing from Christian, which may seem bad, but it's really because nobody knows what to expect. Especially looking at him. I'm sure if you read this blog you've seen pictures of him. He doesn't look like he can do much. But he's got you fooled, people.
Back to the IEP, because nobody really knows what to expect from Christian, everyone is always very pleased with his progress. He has grown leaps and bounds this year. When he's evaluated for goals he is rated from 0-5. For example, he has made a choice using his switch 3 out of 5 times. And it's measured every quarter for consistency. What his team is discovering is it's not whether Christian can do what is asked. It's about time. He just needs extra time.
And his kindergarten teacher reported that everyone loves Christian. All the kids want to read with him, choose him as a partner, sit with him, and I had to bite my lip so I didn't cry like a baby. That's what I want for him. Love and acceptance.
So we made some goals for next year. And I think we might try the...b...b...bu...bus. I'm not sure I'm ready for it but he is. He already rides the bus to and from field trips. It's me who needs therapy for this.
I'm just so pleased with his team. His SPED teacher is amazing and fights for what we want and makes sure it is written in the IEP. And his aid? Don't even get me started on his aid. She speaks Christian.
She sent me these pictures from her phone.
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This is the concept of non-repudiation -- by using a certificate, you can certify with reasonable certainty that the signed document is trusted to be from Bill or at least someone who possesses the private key corresponding to the signing certificate. + In addition, because Bill signs his emails with a digital certificate, the email cannot be tampered with without invalidating the signature. This is the concept of integrity. Because the email includes a digital signature, it cannot be modified while in transit without the tampering being obvious to the recipient. + Two more security concepts are supported by digital certificates. Availability is critical to the third-party organization that certifies that Bill is who he claims to be. The verification service must be available when you need to verify Bill's certificate. Finally, confidentiality is provided by the ability to encrypt data both in the content itself and in the transport mechanism that is used to send the data to a destination on the Internet. Similarly, organizations that process transactions on the Internet or that offer Internet-based services need to rely on digital certificates to validate that they are who they claim to be; otherwise, no one will trust their services. Most organizations do this by adding certificates to their Internet-facing servers. When users access a web page hosted on one of these servers, their Web browser will automatically detect the certificate and modify the session, from an open session using the HyperText Transfer Protocol (HTTP) to secure HTTP (HTTPS). This will allow for the encryption of all the data sent between the user's workstation and the server. HTTPS data encryption is provided by the Secure Sockets Layer (SSL). Basically, SSL creates an encryption tunnel between the client and the server protecting the transfer of data from one point to the other during the communication exchange. You know you are using SSL when your browser displays a closed padlock in its status bar. @@ -19, +22 @@ SSL certificates are tied to the unique domain name on which a service is hosted. Embedding the domain name into the certificate is important since this makes it possible to ensure the identity of the remote computer providing the service by comparing the domain name being accessed to the domain name included in the certificate itself. Certificates are issued for a finite period, usually in 12-month increments. Because of this, you should aim to obtain certificates that are valid for extended periods of time. You should also aim to select static service names because each time a service name changes, the certificate must be changed on each server that provides the service. These strategies will reduce the workload associated with periodic renewal and installation of certificates on your servers. + These problems are compounded when organizations must use different domain names for each secure service they make available on the Internet. In fact, organizations often find themselves in a situation where they need to use sub-domain names -- names that use the same root name, but require a different prefix name -- to secure each of the services they offer. Because prefix names are embedded into SSL certificates, organizations usually buy one certificate per service. As you can imagine, this can become expensive and time-consuming to manage, especially in organizations that run a multitude of Internet-facing services. + Enter the multi-use SSL certificate. There are two types of multi-use certificates: + Wildcard certificates can secure multiple sub-domains on a single unique Fully Qualified Domain Name using a single certificate. Multi-domain certificates can secure multiple Fully Qualified Domain Names using a single certificate. Each certificate can simplify management and reduce costs given the right situation. "'Wildcard Certificates'" The first type of multi-use certificate is the wildcard certificate. The name you embed in a certificate must always follow the fully-qualified domain name (FQDN) format. If you want a certificate for the Session Initiation Protocol (SIP) used by instant communication servers in the VirtualSpaceShip.com domain, the name embedded into the certificate will be SIP.VirtualSpaceShip.com. If you want a certificate for the email service, then you would normally have to buy a second certificate with the second service name -- mail.VirtualSpaceShip.com -- embedded into it. + In addition, some secure service implementations require internal as well as external validation and you use a different name for each; for example, InternalSip.VirtualSpaceShip.com and ExternalSIP.VirtualSpaceShip.com. In this case, you must have a certificate on each server in the internal and external service to allow users to work unimpeded whether they are in the office or on the road. This is the case for instant messaging infrastructures where you want to ensure messages are encrypted whether they are internal or external. Note that servers cannot include two certificates for the same purpose. + Wildcard certificates do not include service names. Instead, they are standard certificates that support the use of a wildcard character to replace the prefix name in the subject name field, for example, *.VirtualSpaceShip.com. Using a wildcard certificate is much more practical and versatile than using multiple single purpose certificate since the wildcard certificate can be applied to a number of different services without requiring any updates. In addition, you can add, change or replace services without needing to update the certificate. For example, single wildcard certificate could easily support the following names and more: www.VirtualSpaceShip.com, shop.VirtualSpaceShip.com, mail.VirtualSpaceShip.com, SIP.VirtualSpaceShip.com, register.VirtualSpaceShip.com, and so on. @@ -37, +45 @@ The second type of multi-use certificate is the multi-domain certificate. While the wildcard certificate will include a special character for the prefix name, the multi-domain name provides the ability to include multiple Fully Qualified Domain Names within the same certificate. However, unlike wildcard certificates which can support an unlimited number of prefix names so long as the root domain name remains the same, multi-domain certificates will only support the specific Fully Qualified Domain Names entered into the certificate. In most cases, multi-domain certificates will support up to 25 or more different Fully Qualified Domain Names in one certificate. Multi-domain certificates include the standard Subject Name field which supports a single primary service name, as well as an additional entry called the Subject Alternative Name field which supports the additional service names. The SAN certificate can therefore be installed on several servers and function properly to support internal/external service delivery. + SAN certificates have the same issues as single-purpose certificates however. Because the actual service names are embedded into the certificate, you must make sure your services always use the same name otherwise you must change the certificate and since the certificate is a multi-use certificate, you must change it on each of the computers that host the service which the certificate supports. Additionally, when you want to add services to provide further functionality to your users, you must update the SAN certificate with the new service names. Multi-domain, SAN, or UCC certificates are useful when organizations require different root domain names to run Internet-facing services. 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The RB-DS2 is a stereo audio delay synchroniser used for resynchronising audio to video following delay processes such as standards conversion, transmission delay, logo insertion, video aspect ratio conversion and network delays. It can be used for fixed installations to correct a permanent audio delay, or on an intermittent basis to provide occasional correction, for example for live links. Accepting digital audio signals up to 96kHz, 24 bit, the sonic quality of the RB-DS2 is superb and silent switching is used to provide the smoothest, cleanest audio delay available.The RB-DS2 has both balanced analogue and AES/EBU digital audio inputs and outputs on 3 pin XLR connectors. It can act as a combined A/D and D/A unit meaning that analogue inputs can be delayed and output as AES/EBU or vice-versa. It is a stereo delay, but can also be used as a dual mono delay, to process each audio path separately, or as a mono delay only.
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Course ListingCulinary Management
Bachelor of Science
Published May 1, 2016
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- Graduates will identify, establish and maintain safety and sanitation procedures which meet industry quality standards.
- Graduates will demonstrate and articulate an awareness of the cross-cultural, moral, ethical and environmental issues in hospitality organizations and their relationship with all stakeholders.
- Graduates will demonstrate the ability to analyze the food and beverage cost-control cycle and accounting practices, and implement controls to manage, maintain and ensure profitability.
- Graduates will demonstrate the ability to prepare standardized recipes using a variety of cooking techniques which meet industry quality standards
- Graduates will prepare a variety of international recipes using a variety of cooking techniques which meet industry quality standards.
- Graduates will apply standard Human Resource principles in regards to recruiting, retaining, and developing staff.
- Graduates will create a business plan for a food service outlet or hospitality company.
Program CoursesProgram Courses
CUL105 Concepts and Theories of Culinary Techniques (Available on ground only)
CUL106 Fundamentals of Classical Techniques (Available on ground only)
CUL123 American Regional Cuisine (Available on ground only)
CUL142 Latin Cuisine (Available on ground only)
CUL207 Introduction to Baking and Pastry Techniques (Available on ground only)
CUL209 Sustainable Purchasing and Controlling Costs
CUL210 Management, Supervision and Career Development
CUL217 Garde Manger
CUL222 Food and Beverage Operations Management
CUL236 Management by Menu
CUL242 World Cuisine (Available on ground only)
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CUL300 À la Carte Kitchen (Available on ground only)
CUL301 Art Culinaire
CUL305 Hospitality Managerial Accounting
CUL312 Global Management and Operations in the Hospitality Industry
CUL315 Facilities Management and Design
CUL326 Legal Issues and Ethics in Hospitality Management
CUL327 Hospitality Information Systems
CUL411 Event Management
CUL425 Leadership and Organizational Development
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CUL433 Culinary Management Keystone
CUL435 Culinary Management Portfolio
FND154 Fundamentals of Accounting
FND252 Human Resource Management
HRM110 Introduction to the Hospitality Industry & Industry Trends
HRM324 Wine and Spirits Management
HRM333 International Traditions and Protocol
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180 quarter credits required for a Culinary Management Bachelor of Science degree
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ADVA328 Public Relations
CUL431 Sales and Public Relations
CUL432 Innovation and Entrepreneurship
FND114 Fundamentals of Media Communication
HRM131 Introduction to Tourism Management
HRM223 Recreation Facilities Management
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BP223 Artisan Breads and Baking Production (equals 2 program electives)
BP232 Chocolate, Confections and Centerpieces
BP238 European Cakes and Tortes
CUL304 Culinary Internship
CUL319 Advanced Garde Manger
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|Impero Nascosto
|Previous Affiliation
|Gotei 13, Soul Society
|Previous Occupation
|Captain of the 9th Division, Leader of Reiji Maigo Area 67
|Impero Nascosto
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|9th Division
|Base of Operations
|Las Noches, Hueco Mundo
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|Shinō Academy
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"You weaklings aren't worth the breath."
- "Glistening darkness, following a path that is darker than black." - Seireitou-shisho
Temakaki (乌鸦女神, Raven Goddess), is the former leader of Area 67 in the Reiji Maigo, as well as the former Captain of the Ninth Division. She was once one of the members of the Order of the Vizards, but joined Impero Nascosto after its decline.
Temakaki is a slender, tall woman with long black hair that is held in two small knots up top, and red eyes that have long, voluminous lashes. She wears a light green kimono with blue lining all around the collar and as well as the belt.
Because of her beauty, she is used to seeing men and women whether young or old fall instantly in love with her. As a result, people forgive her when she acts cutely apologetic or reminds them of her beauty.
Temakaki is a very complex woman. At first glance, she appears to be selfish, and pompous, and is used to having her own way. She also can be arrogant and cruel, usually justifying her less than admirable actions with her apparently unmatched beauty and self-proclaimed superiority to others. However, it was revealed the reason for Temakaki's lies and attitude towards life was that because of her horrible past, she didn't want to ever show weakness again to anyone, harboring a great fear of getting close to anyone, and would even go as far to deceive all of the other Order members.
Powers & Abilites
Master Swordsmanship Specialist: She appears to be highly skilled in swordsmanship, being able to fight on-par with Shuk'la Verd in his Shikai whiel remaining in her sealed state. Temakaki prefers to wield her sword with her right hand, leaving the other hand free. She is quite adept at blocking while her offense is capable of great precision, using her sealed ability to create flames with her swings.
Enhanced Vision: According to Temakaki, her eyes have the power to see through any illusion or deception; to basically see and understand anything in her sight. She even goes as far as saying she can only not see what doesn't exist.
Immense Spiritual Power: Her spiritual power is immensely high, comparing her own spiritual power to the likes of Seireitou Kawahiru, and even calling herself the second strongest of the Order of the Vizards. Her reiatsu takes the form of large purple/black flames that surround her and her opponent.
Male Domination: Using her eyes, Temakaki can take control of any one male at a time, in her own words: "Stealing the sovereignty of any man that locks eyes with her".
For the manifested spirit of T'an Gong Suriak that appears in the Zanpakutō Escapement arc see T'an Gong Suriak (spirit).
Um (이세상의소리, lit. Sound of this World) is the name of Temakaki's Zanpakuto. It takes the form of a curved Daito, with a gaurd shaped like a blackish green eye and a hilt that is black-purple in color.
- Sealed Special Ability: In it's sealed state, Temakaki can fire off bursts of purple/black flames with intense compressed reiatsu. It is fired off from the tip of the blade, in a cresent moon shape usually but can be made into other shapes as well. The flames are very strong and fierce, and when more and more flames are thrown, they form a somewhat chain link between them, keeping the opponent locked in the flames, as their body slowly begins to burn away.
- Shikai: What is unusual about her Zanpakuto is that Um is not the true name of her Zanpakuto when released. In Shikai, it's name changes to T'an Gong Suriak (そのつは、太陽を飲み込んだ, lit. The One who Swallowed the Sun) with the command, "You Will Bow to My Order". In Shikai, Temakaki's Zanpakuto will change into a more jagged looking scimitar, with very sharp edges.
- Shikai Special Abilities: In Shikai, Temakaki possesses a powerful corruptive aura that is able to slow down all forms of life around her, similar to the Segunda Espada's aspect of death. In Shikai, her eyes will sometimes become a pitch black, signifying her power rising.
- Jikininki: (食人鬼, lit. trash-eating ghosts), is the technique used by Temakaki's Shikai. Jikininki allows Temakaki to summon mysterious phantom-like demons from hell, that can absorb the opponent's life force. Temakaki has yet to shown a limit at how much she can summon.
- Vucub Caquix (コンゴウインコ, lit. Seven Macaw), is a technique used by the Shikai of Temakaki's Zanpakuto. This allows Temakaki to shift the dimensions of her and her opponent, teleporting them to a land that she has dubbed the Twilight World. While there, the sky is an eery green, with a white moon and black sun both hailing overhead. It seems that Temakaki is in control of what occurs in this world as many things are under her control.
- Healing: While in this world, she can easily heal any damage done to her. The cut will glow a dark green, and force the blood to quickly clot the cut to stop the bleeding, and to top it off, a black reiatsu will make the cut disappear. This will also occur for any other injury, even one of a shattered or removed limb.
- Illusions: While in this world, Temakaki can create disturbing and horrific illusions, forcing even the greatest mind to quiver in the presense of the illusions.
- Bankai: Not Yet Revealed, though once saw when Temakaki used it to defeat Shuk'la Verd of the Kinenbuke in a massive black orb. This event leads some to believe that Temakaki's Bankai is an instant-effect type.
Temakaki, being a Vizard, possesses incredible Hollow powers once donning her mask.
Summoning the Mask: By summoning large flames, she can don her Mask, which seems to be pure black, with no traces of white. This trait is shared only with Sendan. When donning her Hollow mask, Temakaki's sclera turns completely black and her irises become golden-purple, unlike that of normal Vizard and Hollow.
Cero: In her Hollowfied state, she can fire a potent Cero. However, the capabilities of this attack other than its great power display have not been shown. This Cero appears to be dark purple and tri-focused, and was powerful enough to warrant Minkai into summoning his hollow mask.


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