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In addition to the main, playable cast of Grand Theft Auto, the radio characters also shine and tend to be another connection point in-between games, or in a few cases, continuities. Characters from TV shows are also included here.
[[folder:Introduced in ''III'']]
!!Chatterbox FM
->''I'm a nice person, I deserve to do well! You know, people like me, we've only betrayed friends once or twice, and they had it coming!''
->'''Voiced by:''' Lazlow Jones
Perhaps the only character to appear in every major installment of Grand Theft Auto, Lazlow is introduced in ''III'' as host of Chatterbox FM, where he is bombarded with a colorful array of guests and insane people. Lazlow would often mention his stint on a rock station -- V-Rock from ''Vice City'', having taken over from its former DJ, Couzin Ed (as heard on ''Vice City Stories'', where he was an intern). After he quit in a rage, Lazlow eventually landed a job as a DJ of WCTR's ''Entertaining America'' in ''San Andreas'', where after only two shows, he also quit. By the time ''IV'' took place, Lazlow was the washed-up host of Integrity 2.0, trying, failing, and desperately making a comeback. As of ''V'', his career seems to be looking up again, with him hosting the RealityShow ''Fame or Shame'' and having returned to WCTR with a new show, ''Chattersphere''.
Lazlow is voiced by real life radio personality Lazlow Jones, who wrote most of the radio scripts from III onwards.
-> For tropes relating to his [[spoiler: first onscreen]] role in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'', see his entry in this [[Characters/GrandTheftAutoVCharactersFromGrandTheftAutoIV character sheet]].
* AdamWesting
* ButtMonkey
** Especially in ''Vice City Stories'', where he is the co-host/intern to Couzin Ed, who constantly belittles him for his high-pitched voice, his long hair and so on.
** In ''V'', he gets humiliated not once, but ''twice'', for acting inappropriately towards Michael's daughter Tracey. The first time, he gets chased into a drainage ditch by Michael and Trevor and is forced to do an unflattering dance with his pants around his ankles as Trevor recorded him on his phone. The second time, Michael gives Lazlow a number of humiliating piercings before cutting off his ponytail and tattooing a penis on him.
* BlueOniRedOni: His oni code has somewhat gone into a drastic scale - By Vice City Stories, he was the purple oni to Couzin Ed's red, then [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity 2 years later]] he mellowed out into a cool blue throughout the series until he gets reduced to a egotistical, idiotic and jerky red in the [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV HD]] [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV universe]].
* ButtMonkey: In Vice City Stories, as intern to Couzin Ed. Ed would frequently berate and humiliate Lazlow in-between the songs.
* DeadpanSnarker: It wouldn't be Lazlow without him mocking his guests, or himself.
* DumbassDJ: Pretty much inverted in ''III'', where he is the OnlySaneMan, while his guests and callers are anything but smart.
* {{Flanderization}}: Ignoring the chronological order of the games, Lazlow gets more pathetic in each new game released. Lazlow starts off as the OnlySaneMan in ''III'', mocking the sea of lunatics who call him. ''Vice City'' had him as a fairly normal, if egotistical, rock host. In ''San Andreas'', he had no bite and was mostly at the mercy of his guests. By ''IV'', he was a sad wash-up, and in ''V'', he's bitter and angry, in a job he hates, with a co-host he hates, in a town he hates. He spends the majority of his segment arguing with his coworker, on the defensive about his life choices. And to cap it all off, [[spoiler:when he actually appears in ''V''[='=]s story, it's so he can getting physically humiliated -- ''twice'' -- by the main characters]].
* HatesTheJobLovesTheLimelight: As shown in ''San Andreas'', ''Liberty City Stories'', and ''III'', he tries to love the job and likes being on the radio. His grief mostly comes from the callers and interviewees.
* HeWhoMustNotBeSeen: [[spoiler:Until ''V''.]]
* KlingonPromotion: In ''San Andreas'', after the original ''Entertaining America'' host is shot on air, Lazlow takes the spot.
* TheLastDJ: Believes himself to be this.
* OnlySaneMan: Tries to run his shows normally, but is swamped by insane guests and callers. By ''GTA'' standards, Lazlow is fairly tame... at least at first.
* SelfDeprecation: You would ''think'' Lazlow would make himself into a Canon Stu, being the producer of the radio shows in the series in RealLife, but even in ''III'', when he had the most virtual air time, the best he could do was snark about his situation. By ''IV'', he has turned his character into a deluded, [[SmallNameBigEgo egotistical]] {{jerkass}} who believes himself to be TheLastDJ, and is genuinely surprised and offended when people call him out on it. And in ''V'', [[spoiler:when he finally appeared as an in-story character, it was so he could be forced to dance in his underwear and get a dick tattooed on either his chest or back]]. Plus, he gave some of his RealLife buddies roles on the shows.
* SeparatedByACommonLanguage: In ''San Andreas'', Lazlow and OG Loc have two very [[GangBangers different]] [[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy definitions]] of "gang banging".
-->"Gang banging? I never really understood that. I mean, other guys in the room while you're... ''ugh!''"
* SmallNameBigEgo: Becomes this come ''IV''.
!!!Fernando Martinez
->'''Voiced by:''' Frank Chavez
Fernando is introduced on Chatterbox in GTAIII as the founder of Fernando's New Beginnings, where where husbands relieve the stress of married life by getting a mistress, to Lazlow's disgust and accusations of being just a cheap pimp from Upstate Liberty. Fernando's career, like Lazlow's, started in Vice City Stories where he was the co-host of Emotion 98.3 alongside Lionel Makepeace. By 1986 he became sole host of the station, but was kicked out for unknown reasons where he eventually became a temporary host of the Lonely Hearts show on San Andreas's WCTR. By 2008 he became the host of Vice City FM, and has admitted to having several children, being a registered sex offender not allowed within 200 yards of a school, and having a sexually transmitted infection. As of 2013, he has returned to San Andreas and WCTR, hosting his own segment ''The Fernando Show''.
* AllGuysWantCheerleaders: Was arrested for trying to take advantage of a cheerleader while working at a school.
* AlternateContinuity: One of the few signs that the radio stations still work on the principle even in the HD era; In ''III'', Lazlow exposes him as a Caucasian fraudster from upstate Liberty, while in ''V'' he claims to be a former illegal immigrant, having come to America the courageous way; see below.
* AnythingThatMoves: ''Anything''.
* BoomerangBigot: Believes that the immigration hole needs to be plugged. After all, he came to America the manly way -- by outrunning the gunboats.
* CatchPhrase: "''I, am Fernando Martinez''" and "''I guarantee it''".
* DoubleEntendre: He gives financial and political advice in the form of thinly-veiled sexual metaphors.
* IDidntMeanToTurnYouOn: When Sue Murry gets angry during her interview, he admits that seeing her flustered and sweaty turns him on. She immediately storms out of the studio.
* LatinLover: So he says. He's more like a borderline sex addict.
* NoodleIncident: In San Andreas, he briefly mentions being "chased out" of Vice City and alludes to a "Five Alarm Fire".
** In ''V'', he mentions that he was "a martyr for the justice and truth that lives in the heart of every man and woman" when he was "unjustly imprisoned on entirely unproven allegations''. He elaborates no further, though a few hints are dropped that he may have been involved with an underage girl.
* RedOniBlueOni: The purple to [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCityStories Lionel Makepeace's]] and [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV Jo's]] blue.
* SerenadeYourLover: Fernando references this.
-->"Have you noticed how popular synthesizers are getting? It's not the same as a lonely man with a pony tail, singing of his love on a guitar. At the door of a fair maid's hacienda. But it is not far short."
* StrawMisogynist: He's been in classes to stop thinking of women as objects for his insatiable lust; he relapses ''constantly'', though he ApologizesALot for it.
* TeacherStudentRomance: He finds it a DoubleStandard that people applaud a boy that scores with a female teacher, but when a male teacher tries to "teach a cheerleader in the ways of love", they're arrested.
* ThirdPersonPerson
!!Double Clef FM
!!!Morgan Merryweather
->''[[ClassicalMusic You are listening to the fat lady sing on Double Clef FM]]. I'm Morgan Merryweather, but please, [[GratuitousItalian call me the maestro.]]''
Liberty Tree entertainment correspondent and DJ of Double Clef FM. Makes cameos on Vice City's K-Chat and on the Liberty City Story's Double Clef FM.
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: Attempts to appear intellectual through references to classical culture that he often gets wrong.
!!!MC Codebreaker
->''101.1 MSX in your manor, sound of Liberty City's finest''
The energetic co-host of the Drum & Bass station MSX FM (MSX 98 in VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoLibertyCityStories). He constantly raps over the tracks mixed by the off screen DJ Timecode.
* AsHimself
* MotorMouth: Going on non-stop for 25 minutes in III with only short pauses in-between his lines is quite an accomplishment. His rapping is far less energetic and frequent in LCS.
!!Flashback FM
->''So my friends say 'Toni, do you remember the [[TheSeventies 70's]] and [[TheEighties 80's]]?' and I say, [[NostalgiaFilter well I certainly don't remember anything since then!]]''
Introduced as the DJ of Flashback FM in ''III'', later appears as the Host of Flash FM in Vice City and Vice City Stories.
* TheHedonist
[[folder:Introduced in ''Vice City'']]
!!VCPR (Vice City Public Radio)
!!!Maurice Chavez
->''Six years ago I was a clown, and now I'm a success! Ha ha, think about it. Imagine where I can be in 10 years. I can achieve anything!''
->'''Voiced by:''' Philip Anthony Rodriguez
In 1980, Maurice Chavez worked as a clown in birthday parties, corporate functions, juvenile correctional facilities, bar mitzvas and Go-Go bars. After constant failed acting auditions and getting work as a fluffer in a sex-education video, he considered getting a sex change before he was discovered and became a radio personality on Vice City's VCPR. He hosted the "healthy" public debate show ''Pressing Issues'' in 1984, and by 1986, won several awards and was granted extended showtime on the radio. Though he tries to run his shows normally, they often become out of control due to the insane guests, and Chavez would snap violently. It is revealed in ''Vice City Stories'' that he had an affair with VCPR host Michelle Montanius and had a child with her, but refused to give her the money for the abortion.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Generally pleasant, but he can (and often does) lose patience in the face of his guests' shenanigans. He even hits Jeremy Robard in the face with a paperweight.
* ButtMonkey: Revealed in part thanks to extreme right-wing Congressman Alex Shrub.
-->'''Maurice:''' I grant you, 1980 was not a highlight in my career; but [[ITakeOffenceToThatLastOne I NEVER applied for a sex change!]]
* DeadpanSnarker: He can be.
* DeliveryGuy: His experience with Bryony Craddock, one of his guests during his show's VCPR segment days in ''Vice City Stories'', puts him off going near a vagina ever again.
* HatesTheJobLovesTheLimelight: Much like Lazlow, he loves being on the radio but really loathes the guests on his show.
* OnlySaneMan: Maurice has at least tried to run healthy debate shows with serious topics such as public safety, morality and positive thinking and is shown to be a history major. When he snaps though...
* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: He insists that his clown act was good and that he was once voted for "best up-and-coming dietary-restricted comic act in the whole of Vice City." He didn't even win that, though; he lost to Mary the Meat-Free Mime.
!!!Pastor Richards
->'''Voiced by:''' David Green
Borderline-insane [[TheFundamentalist fundamentalist]] "pastor" whose stated goal is to collect donations from his followers to build a rocket ship/statue of himself and then colonize Saturn with everyone who gave generously enough, leaving the sinful world behind to build a utopia. His ''real'' goal is to fleece as much money from his flock as possible, then use it to build a mansion in UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} and live out the rest of his days with his mistresses. He's on the Morality segment, and he makes a small visual cameo at the beginning of the game on Cortez's yacht.
* ArtisticLicenseAstronomy: Unless he's looking to colonize UsefulNotes/TheMoonsOfSaturn, he probably won't have much success building his dreamed-of society on the surface of a ''gas giant''. Justified, given that he's planning to steal all the money for his own personal use, which means he didn't care one bit about coming up with a feasible plan.
* BerserkButton: Don't be naked and loving in his presence unless you want an emasculating gunshot wound.
* CorruptChurch: Between his theology (a parody of "prosperity gospel" taken to the point of lionizing greed as a virtue) and the fact that he's shamelessly ripping off his followers, he seems to be based on any number of infamous televangelists from TheEighties.
* EyeBeams: He plans on installing these in his statue/spaceship in order to smite all of the world's sinners.
* TheFundamentalist
* {{Greed}}
* InsaneTrollLogic: He seems to be based on this.
* ListingTheFormsOfDegenerates: "Liberals, degenerates, the Welsh..."
* OurFounder
!!!Barry Stark
-> '''Voiced by:''' Renaud Sebbane
A nudist whose ambition is to fund more nudist-friendly establishments in Vice City, such as a casino. He also wrote a book on nudism, entitled ''As Nature Intended''. He is separated from the other panelists by a divider during his time on ''Pressing Issues''.
* DesperatelyCravesAffection: He gets increasingly frustrated at having to sit behind the divider, complaining that he's lonely and needs a hug.
* MeaningfulName: His first and last name are both references to nudity.
* MultipleChoicePast: He claims that he discovered nudism while on holiday in Germany. Later he says that as a child he demanded to go to school naked. When questioned by Maurice, Barry admits that he lies a lot.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny: He constantly disrupts the program with his antics, whether it's preaching about nudism or sneaking past his divider.
!!!Amy Sheckenhausen
->'''Voiced by:''' Leyna Weber
Host of K-Chat, a celebrity talk show.
* CaptainOblivious:
* TheDitz: Amy is sweet, but anything intellectual flies right over her head.
* {{Squee}}: Has this reaction over meeting Love Fist on air.
!!!B.J. Smith
->'''Voiced by:''' Lawrence Taylor
A guest on K-Chat. Tight end for the Vice City Mambas, this guy has a whole lot of anger issues and just loves hurting people; that seems to include taking their cars away, as you take over his 'import/export' business as part of asset gathering. He returns in ''V'', at least in name, having a Recreation Center in Los Santos named in his honour.
* JerkJock
!!!Michaela Carapadis
->'''Voiced by:''' Mary Birdsong
A guest on K-Chat. A radical feminist who wrote a book that talked about the "horrors" of man, officially titled "Being and Seeing, From Freud to the Building Sites, a Woman's Journey into the Male Psyche". While being interviewed it is implied Michaela takes on a manly appearance.
* ButchLesbian
* StrawFeminist
See Above
!!!Couzin Ed
-> The main host of V-Rock as of 1984 with Lazlow still being an intern who is constantly being made fun of. Kicked off the station in 1986 when Lazlow finally got his degree in broadcasting and was willing to work for less pay.
->'''Voiced by:''' Michael "Couzin Ed" Andrews
* AllMenArePerverts: "You know Couzin Ed always dives for the hole. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Diver Hole-y diver]]."
-->'''Couzin Ed:''' Couzin Ed here, as in "cousin" you can sleep with and tell your mom. Hell, bring your mom as well! [[CrossingTheLineTwice I probably had her anyway.]]
* AsHimself: Or better, an overly masculine, more Jerkass-y version of himself.
* JerkAss: Constantly makes fun of Lazlow, bashes on liberals and calls all women sluts.
* GutturalGrowler: Pretends to have one for most of the time on-air.
* KnifeNut
* MetalHead: The quintessence of one.
* PatrioticFervor: A straw Conservative, he admires Reagan and calls a caller a "Commie bitch" for insulting his radio nickname.
* ThePornomancer: He even manages to get some gals to show him their breasts on-air.
* RedOniBlueOni: The red to Lazlow's purple.
* ShoutOut:
-->'''Couzin Ed:''' [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap Let's turn it up...]] [[UpToEleven TO TWELVE]]!
!!Flash FM
See Above
-> The coke-snorting 25-year old host of Flash FM who [[ReallyGetsAround Really Gets Around]] and loves to party. Toni, being the co-host, is basically the same.
->'''Voiced by:''' Zan Aron
* RedOniBlueOni: The red to Toni's purple.
* HardDrinkingPartyGirl: Most of the time she spends on-air is talking about how good yesterday's party was.
* VitriolicBestBuds: With Toni.
* WhatDidIDoLastNight: "Did we screw last night? I was so wasted!"
* STDImmunity: Averted.
-> Teri: "Do there sores make me look like a whore?"
-> Toni: "Umm... Yes?"
!!!Mr. Magic
->''They said HipHop is not going to last. We proved them wrong.''
The DJ of the electro and hip-hop pirate radio station Wildstyle. In real life, he hosted ''Rap Attack'', a New York radio show in the 80's which was the first rap exclusive show to air on a major station. He passed away on the 2nd October 2009.
* AsHimself
* BuccaneerBroadcaster
!!Fresh 105
!!!Luke Campbell
->''I've got something to say to all other radio stations: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYzakWz3JxU No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now]].''
The host of Fresh 105, a pirate radio station broadcasting from a stripclub who speaks solely in Cluster F-Bombs. Gets really mad when Oliver Biscuit offered him to buy the station, but still [[DramaticIrony ends up selling it by the events of Vice City]].
->'''Voiced by:''' [[Music/TwoLiveCrew Luther R. Campbell]]
* AsHimself: Played by 2 Live Crew member Luke Skyywalker.
* ClusterFBomb: Luke's only method of communication.
->Luke: I don't give a fuck, because I do whatever the fuck I wanna do on this motherfucking radio station!
* {{Foreshadowing}}:
->Luke: Oliver, you can try your fat ass hard out there trying to buy this bitch. You can't buy, not because you don't have enough money, but because you don't have enough nuts to buy this bitch. [[DramaticIrony Yo, go suck a dick, you can't buy this radio station!]].
* SirSwearsALot: Unlike the calmer Mr. Magic.
!!Fever 105
!!!Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
->''You've just let Oliver Ladykiller out of the doghouse, baby.''
->'''Voiced by:''' Julius Dyson
The host of Fever 105, who seduces as many women as the amount of food he eats in a week.
* AwesomeMcCoolname: '''Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit'''.
* BigEater: Talks about this on the show often.
* TheCasanova
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He is pretty much Music/BarryWhite and [[BassoProfundo every other baritone romantic singer of the 70's]].
!!Wave 103
!!!Adam First
->''Hi, i'm Adam First. It's the glorious new term of the day, but what is {{New Wave|Music}}? Of course it is a look, but it is also an excuse to use makeup!''
->'''Voiced by:''' Jamie Canfield
The DJ of Wave 103 with a love of New Wave and money, alongside a hatred of MusicVideos.
* EightiesHair
* AlternateAesopInterpretation: InUniverse, he claims that "[[Music/AFlockOfSeagulls I Ran]]" is a satire of the music industry.
* BlueOniRedOni: The blue to Trish's red.
* {{Guyliner}}
* IAmVeryBritish
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Of many NewRomantic musicians.
* OffModel: Interestingly, his official artwork has two variations. [[http://www.grandtheftwiki.com/images/Wave103-GTAVC-coverart.jpg His picture on the soundtrack cover]] gives him grey eyes and black and white clothing with hair to match. However, his wallpaper artwork pictured above gives him a grey and white outfit with black, blue and white hair as well as blue eyes. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also, he only has one glove now]].
* SkunkStripe
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair
!!!Trish Camden
->The ditzy co-host of Wave 103 obsessed with music videos and television. No longer heard in Vice City.
->'''Voiced by:''' Anouchka Benson
* BuxomIsBetter: Something Trish wholly agrees with while planning to become a VJ on a TV channel.
* RedOniBlueOni: The red to Adam's blue.
!!Emotion 98.3
!!!Fernando Martinez
See Above
!!!Lionel Makepeace
-> The depressive host of Emotion 98.3 who is going through therapy after a breakup. Often made fun of by Fernando, who is working for him doing street reports.
->'''Voiced by:''' Steve Stratton
* BlueOniRedOni: The blue to Fernando's purple.
* TheEeyore
* InTouchWithHisFeminineSide: He REALLY is. Fernando even thinks he's taking estrogen as part of his therapy.
* NiceGuy: Not that much, but still way more polite and compassionate than all of the other radio hosts.
* MyGreatestFailure: He blames himself for both breakups he went through.
!!!Tina Jane
-> The sassy DJ of VCFL with a lot of romantic and sexual experience, who spends her time taking requests from lovesick freaks of Vice City.
->'''Voiced by:''' Pat Floyd.
* SassyBlackWoman
!!Radio Espantoso
->''That is why we call our station [[BilingualBonus 'Radio Espantoso']]. [[LampshadeHanging It is a little joke, ok?]].''
->'''Voiced by:''' Tony Chiroldes
The DJ of Radio Espantoso which plays latin music, Pepe speaks almost exclusively in spanish.
* GratuitousEnglish: On the few cases where he does speak english.
* SurprisinglyGoodForeignLanguage
!!!Jack Howitzer
->''The 80s are never over. You don't just turn off the 80s!''\\
'''Voiced by:''' Randy Pearlstein
A roided-up action film star, known for appearing in the Evacuator trilogy: ''Evacuator'', ''Exploder'' and ''Special Needs Cop''. Once highly regarded, his gradual slide into irrelevance following the end of the Cold War made him incredibly delusional, culminating in him accidentally killing ''Entertaining America'' host Billy Dexter on air and had to serve time on death row from 1992 until his parole in 2007, only to get into trouble again with the law three years later, for which he served a smaller sentence. After his release in 2013, Jack, more mentally unhinged than ever, began working in his own reality show "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Jack Howitzer is Jack Howitzer in Jack Howitzer]]".
* ActionHero: Used to play such roles back in his heyday.
* BaldOfAwesome: He sported one throughout his career, as shown in his first actual appearance in ''V''.
* CreatorBreakdown: InUniverse, he suffers one due to his declining popularity as well as a paradigm shift following the end of the Cold War. Come ''San Andreas'', he believes the Soviets could still attack despite their breakup a year prior to the game, and culminates in him accidentally killing Billy. After his first release from prison, he's still unhinged, and uses his sock puppet Ho Chi Sock to cope.
* MeaningfulName
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Based off of Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger and Creator/SylvesterStallone.
* NoodleIncident: Nothing is mentioned as to what crime got him a second stint behind bars, although this may be related to his accidental murder of an infant.
* PatrioticFervor: He plays up this trope UpToEleven, both in the movies and in his real life.
* ShellShockedVeteran: Combines this with PhonyVeteran, as while he is an actor who has never served in the army, he certainly acts like he has.
'''Voiced by:''' Frank Fava
A modern day [[HornyVikings viking]] and motivational speaker. Made his books from the old runes.
* ChubbyChaser: "A man has to have something to grab onto."
* HornyVikings: A self proclaimed modern day one.
[[folder:Introduced in ''San Andreas'']]
!!WCTR (West Coast Talk Radio)
!!!Lianne Forget
->''Next up on WCTR, the news. We try to make it interesting and not depressing.''
->'''Voiced by:''' Sharon Washington
WCTR's news anchor, who also introduces and closes each individual show.
* DeadpanSnarker: Particularly when doing show intros and outros.
* PunnyName
!!!Richard Burns
->''Officials say there is still no reported casualties, [[IfItBleedsItLeads which is truly unfortunate as it makes for incredibly boring news.]]''
->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/WilWheaton
WCTR's news anchor. Later appears on Liberty City Stories' LCFR, [[spoiler:having been apparently fired for participating in the looting amidst the riot at the end of his home game]].
* IntrepidReporter: Zigzagged; while he is heard reporting in rather dangerous places (a detective during a car chase or interviewing a carjacker, for example) he's not exactly a saint, as he goes and eats fast-food with the carjacker just after his interview, can at another point be heard buying drugs and [[spoiler:participate in the looting during the riots.]]
* KentBrockmanNews
* LargeHam
!!Playback FM
!!!Forth Right MC
->''All due respects to all the people out there [[ActorAllusion fighting the power]]. Especially all of y'all with the superpowers.''
->'''Voiced by:''' [[Music/PublicEnemy Carlton "Chuck D" Ridenhour]]
The paranoid DJ of East Coast Hip-Hop radio station Playback FM.
* ZeroPercentApprovalRating: Almost every in-between banter has listeners complaining about his self-righteous on-air rants. Even the otherwise good-natured Julio G of Radio Los Santos had something to say about him.
-->'''Julio G:''' "They have some cool records, thats cool. But the DJ's whack, let's just face it, he's whack man!"
* AdamWesting
* CelebrityParadox: "Rebel Without A Pause" plays on his station.
* ConspiracyTheorist
!!Radio Los Santos
!!!Julio G
->''This is Radio Los Santos: The place where GangstaRap was born, and where it continues to thrive.''
->'''Voiced by:''' Julio Gonzalez
* AsHimself
* ChickMagnet: The station idents are made up of phone calls from fans of the show. [[ArousedByTheirVoice Most of the female callers seem to really like Julio G]], [[PeripheryDemographic to the point that they seem to listen to Radio Los Santos just for him]].
* DigitalPiracyIsOkay: He forgets to get a radio edit of [[Music/TupacShakur "I Don't Give A Fuck"]], but plays it anyway, accepting the fines. As he puts it...
-->"Tupac doesn't give a fuck, and I don't give a fuck either".
* OnlySaneMan: He encourages the gangs of Los Santos to find better ways to solve problems and sees GangstaRap as a form of escape. This makes him one of the saner guys in the entire series, especially when compared to the other [=DJs=] in the game. [[spoiler:During the riots he even expresses his more caring side, advising people to keep out of the streets.]]
-->"You people gotta learn the differences between a rapper and a gangster; a rapper is someone who talks a lot and gets paid a lot of money for it, but don't actually run around with a gun. A gangster is a guy with a gun who kills people and spends most of his adult life in prison. They ain't the same thing, yo, no matter what ''anybody'' says."
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Despite the music he works with, he rarely swears on the show and is a NiceGuy overall, which lets [[PrecisionFStrike his reaction]] to [[spoiler:the riots show just how serious the situation has gotten]].
-->"[[spoiler:There's a lot of morons out here really fucking shit up, so I gotta tell y'all, this ain't cool. Chill the fuck out]]".
!!Radio X
->''Who wants to be a gangster anyway? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint There's too much work involved]]. I just want to sit around all day and stare at candles.''
->'''Voiced by:''' Jodie Shawback
The rebellious host of the AlternativeRock station Radio X.
* AwesomeMcCoolName: At least she seems to think so.
* DeadArtistsAreBetter: Claims that Creator/KarlMarx was correct because he is dead.
* {{Hipster}}: She hates the previous generation and [[ItsPopularNowItSucks sees alternative bands not being able to reach a wide market as a good thing]].
* OnlyOneName: She says she can't even remember her last name.
* SmallNameBigEgo
!!!Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith
->''[[BadassBoast There are two kinds of people. Those who like me, and those who can go to hell]].''
->'''Voiced by:''' [[Music/GunsNRoses William Bruce "Axl Rose" Bailey]]
The washed up 70's rock star of K-DST.
* AdamWesting: Axl is playing a rockstar who was the frontman of a group that he believes he contributed the most to, but that group has left him behind and ever since, he has been washed up.
* CelebrityParadox: "Welcome To The Jungle" plays on Radio X.
* SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll
* SmallNameBigEgo
!!!Mary-Beth Maybell
->'''Voiced by:''' Riette Burdick
The outlaw DJ of [[CountryMusic country]] station K-ROSE.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Occasionally sticks a harmonica down her pants and demonstrates her ability to sing along with it.
* BestialityIsDepraved: Not her, but one heist went wrong when she found her-then husband in bed with the getaway horse.
* DeepSouth
* ReallyGetsAround: Says it was nice of K-ROSE to put a saddle instead of a seat, since she's more at home with her legs splayed out.
* SerialSpouse: She has had six husbands (all of which have ended up dead) and nine children. Her six husbands are implied to be in the body bags found in the infamous mass grave EasterEgg.
!!San Fierro Underground Radio (SF-UR)
!!!Hans Oberlander
->''I'm Hans. That's about it really, shut up and dance you fools!''
->'''Voiced by:''' Lloyd Floyd
The hypersensitive German DJ of SF-UR who pioneers HouseMusic on the west coast, much to the objections of his father.
* CloudCuckoolander: He is apparently on drugs while on air. It shows.
->"This is for all the travellers out there. All the people journeying through life, trying to understand why they take so much space cake. ''You thought it was regular cake!''"
* GermanicDepressives
* GratuitousGerman: Ja!
* WhereDidWeGoWrong: His father wanted him to listen to Creator/RichardWagner and get into {{opera}} rather than [[HouseMusic house]].
[[folder:Introduced in ''IV'']]
!!Weazel News
!!!Mike Whitley
->''I'm disgusted at what I'm witnessing! These people are peddling smut! Mike Whitley, Weazel News! [[IsThisThingStillOn Hey, uh, hey bud', I get the [porn] DVD when it comes out?]]''
->'''Voiced by:''' John Montone
Main field reporter for Weazel News, and probably the most notable.
* CastingGag: His voice actor is an actual veteran news anchor of CBS' New York-based 1010 WINS AM.
* LargeHam
!!!Eric House
->'''Voiced by:''' Michael Jaye
Another field reporter for Weazel News.
!!!Jenny Acorn
->''Slightly aroused, but still frigid, I'm Jenny Acorn, Weazel News.''
->'''Voiced by:''' Christine Sockol
A female field reporter for Weazel News.
* ReallyGetsAround: She's frigid by admission, and Lori suspects she's having an affair with her own husband.
!!!Bryan Wilkinson
->''I'm Bryan Wilkinson, Weazel News. [[YouCanPanicNow We're all screwed!]]''
->'''Voiced by:''' Bill Andrew Quinn
One of the five studio reporters for Weazel News.
* LargeHam
!!!Jim Harrison
->''I'm Jim Harrison -- and I love to say my name -- Weazel News!''
->'''Voiced by:''' Jeff Bottoms
One of the five studio reporters for Weazel News.
[[folder:Introduced in ''V'']]
!!Blaine County Talk Radio
!!!Bless Your Heart
!!!!Bobby June
->'''Voiced by:''' Trish Suhr
Hostess of ''Bless Your Heart'', a program that shares Southern cooking recipes, lifestyle-affirming far-right politics, and tips on creative use of coupons.
* [[AmbiguouslyBrown Ambiguously Orange]]: Her and her producer, but it's a very [[BlatantLies ''natural'']] shade of orange.
* CatchPhrase: "[[TitleDrop Bless your heart(s)!]]", repeated ''ad nauseam'', at least thirty or forty times within a typical episode.
* ComfortFood: Insists that grotesquely unhealthy fried food is actually healthy, and it's really [[InsaneTrollLogic those "nutri-Nazis" stressing people out about proper diet that causes heart disease]].
** BaconAddiction
--->"Bacon is God's way of tellin' us he ''loves'' us!"
** DeepFriedWhatever: Candy bars, butter sticks, cigarettes, onions, hairspray, pets... Bobbi will try them all. She's even mentioned deep-frying Sprunk in the past.
** NutritionalNightmare: Every single dish.
** [[RealMenEatMeat Real Americans Eat Meat]]: To an absurd degree. The descriptions of some of her recipes are absolutely nauseating, even by the standards of dedicated meat lovers.
* DeepSouth
* EnforcedPlug: A lot of conversations with her producer Ricky serve only to advertise Bobbi's newest cooking utensil or home spray tan.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: Describes cheerfully how, because of her anti-vaccine stance, one of her stepchildren died in agony from polio at the age of seven. She then [[VikingFuneral disposed of his corpse in a huge bonfire in the backyard]], hosted ''[[RefugeInAudacity a family barbecue over his ashes]]'', and -- per his dying wishes -- [[UpToEleven named a casserole after him, calling it "Cripple's Crockpot"]].
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Of Paula Deen, Georgia-born celebrity chef, complete with references to controversies related to her alleged racism. On a lesser note, she's a general parody of the celebrities who endorse the anti-vaccination movement.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: She's been accused of saying "hurtful things, y'all".
-->"I don't judge people! ...Well, not ''white'' people."
* SweetHomeAlabama: Desperately tries to invoke this trope, though between her thinly-veiled racism and Tea Party-esque political stance she belongs squarely to the DeepSouth camp.
!!!Beyond Insemination
!!!!Duane Earl
->"I'm Duane Earl and you're not."
->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/DannyMcBride
Animal husbandry expert, rodeo champion, and host of ''Beyond Insemination'', a show that has far more to do with Earl's own opinions of what constitutes a real man (i.e., himself) than any sort of farming advice.
* AntiRoleModel: Recalls his days as a grade-school soccer coach teaching his students to do anything to win, from taking steroids to gambling to deliberately injuring opponents.
* BigFancyHouse: Duane's description of his estate (including an enormous fish tank in his bedroom), which somewhat negates his claims that he's still just a humble country boy.
* ComedicSociopathy: Tells Mike, one of his callers, to drown his wife unless she allows their son to play football, so the family can earn enough money for Mike to buy himself a bass boat.
* DeepSouth
* EarlyBirdCameo: Appears in the "My Blaine County" commercial, which was released on the Rockstar website as part of the countdown to the game's release.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Bestiality is a no-no for him.
-->"Goddammit. You are sitting there with a hot laptop on your sweaty thighs doing image search for heifers, aren't you? Jesus... ''I'm tired of you sickos calling up and ruining my otherwise flawless broadcasting flow!''"
* {{Expy}}: His general scummy-and-proud-of-it demeanor, especially the anecdotes of his coaching days, make him very similar to [=McBride's=] much more well-known character, [[Series/EastboundAndDown Kenny Powers]].
* NoodleIncident: "I was once a fifth-grade soccer coach; do not ask."
* RatedMForManly: The point of his show.
* ThatCameOutWrong
-->"Next caller. Inseminate me. No, no, no, that's wrong. [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Speaketh to me.]]"
!!!Blaine County Radio Community Hour
!!!!Ronald "Ron" Jakowski
A ConspiracyTheorist who airs his own podcast during BC Community Hour, during which he rambles about various sinister plots against the free world, and occasionally fields questions from his equally deranged audience (including his friend "Philip Trevors", who is very adamant against appearing on the show).
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!!West Coast Talk Radio
See Above
!!!!Michelle Minx
!!!Chakra Attack
!!!!Dr. Ray [=DiAngelo=] Harris
->'''Voiced by:''' J.B. Smoove
Licensed doctor, expert on New Age medicine, and host of ''Chakra Attack''.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: The man is '''obsessed''' with duality.
* DisappearedDad: He admits that the only reason he got into talk radio is so that he could find his dad. In the next gen versions of the game, he does end up finding him.
* HotBlooded: One might think that a spiritual guru would be a little less excitable, but Harris spends almost the entire program yelling at the top of his lungs.
--->I am a compassionate lover and ''' ''a fierce warrior!'' '''
* {{Hypocrite}}: In one episode alone, there is mention that he had a "mandatory vegan diet". Later, he claims to only eat raw meat.
* {{Jerkass}}: He constantly belittles everyone around him. One of the people calling in does so to give him shit for him wanting to institute mandatory vegan diets and forcing everyone bigger than him to get gastro-band surgery.
* LargeHam
* NoIndoorVoice: His normal tone of voice is "shouting like a raving lunatic".
* RedOniBlueOni: The red to Cheryl's blue.
* XMeetsY: Gangbanger meets doctor meets yogi. Need we say more?
!!!!Cheryl Fawkes
->'''Voiced by:''' Annie Lederman
Producer for the show and Harris' badgered co-host.
* BiTheWay: She mentions being bisexual when spurning Ray's offer to touch his "special place".
* BlueOniRedOni: The blue to Angelo's red.
* GranolaGirl: She's notably called a hippie numerous times both on and off the show.
!!!The Fernando Show
!!!!Fernando Martinez
See Above
Fernando's producer who is, as he is keen to point out, a woman.
* BlueOniRedOni: The blue to Fernando's purple.
* OnlySaneWoman: Spends much of her time trying to keep Fernando on the straight and narrow, as well as expressing bemusement at the antics of his guests and callers.
--> "Okay, next caller. Talk some sense. Please."
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!!Republican Space Rangers
The television series aired on Weazel about a trio of patriotic American [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin space rangers]] called The Commander, Dick and Butch.
!!!The Titular Characters
* BaldOfAwesome: Dick.
* BigEater: Butch.
* CigarChomper: The Commander.
* DeepSouth
* {{Eagleland}}: Type 2.
* [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Everyone Calls Him Commander]]
* FaceHeelTurn: Butch befriends a knowledge-seeking alien in Episode 456. Dick and the Commander were not too pleased.
* FantasticRacism: They check on and kill "illegal" aliens. This is really a take on the mistreatment of immigrants in the United States and xenophobia.
* FatIdiot: Butch
* HumansAreBastards
* RedheadInGreen: Butch, although it is just the same suit Dick and the Commander wear.
* ShoutOut: Their helmets are akin to those from the Franchise/{{Halo}} series.
* TakeThat: Their personalities are mirrored towards rednecks and conservatives.
* TheresNoKillLikeOverkill: Once they are done slaughtering aliens, they'll nuke their whole planet.
They are all friendly and most of them get killed by the Republican Space Rangers.
* AintTooProudToBeg
* AmbiguouslyGay: The teacher in the episode "Homecoming".
* GagPenis: The alien president literally looks like one, who spews urine whenever he speaks.
* GratuitousSpanish: Julio, much to Dick's frustration.
* NationalStereotypes: The Rangers' servants, Julio, Ming Ho and Ivan, who are portrayals of Mexicans, the Chinese and Russians respectively.
* KilledOffForReal
!!Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force
Animated series about a WesternAnimation/PowerRangers-esque group of teenage superheroes who stop sex with violence. Aired on Weazel.
!!!The Titular Characters
* AccidentalPervert: Sebastian tried to spy on the Wickenberg High School's stadium but ends up looking at one of their cheerleaders' skirts, prompting his HeroicRROD.
* BlackAndNerdy: Quota.
* ColourCodedCharacters:
** Sebastian Kaiden: [[BlueIsHeroic Blue]]
** Tallulah: [[PinkIsFeminine Pink]]
** Quota: Green
** Zoey: Yellow
** Dirk: [[RedIsHeroic Red]]
* DumbBlonde: Tallulah
* EyeBeams: Sebastian Kaiden uses them to kill his cleaning lady.
* IdiotHero: Dirk
* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Zoey is the Tomboy, and Tallulah the Girly Girl.
* TokenMinority: Quota and Zoey, being African-American and Asian respectively.
* UpperClassTwit: Sebastian Kaiden
* WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant: Sebastian Kaiden
!!!Mr. Hitzman
The science teacher of Parvenu Hills Academy and the founder of the Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force.
* [[AFatherToHisMen A Leader To His Students]]
!!!The Antagonists
A quartet of Wickenberg High School students who are the arch-enemies of the Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force.
* AmbiguouslyGay: The Frenchman.
* CanadaEh: The leader.
* ColourCodedCharacters:
** Leader: White
** Frenchman: Grey
** Pregnant teen girl: Yellow
** {{Goth}} girl: Purple
* DarkIsEvil: Goth girl
* EvilRedhead: Pregnant teen girl
* GoodSmokingEvilSmoking: The Frenchman and pregnant teen girl
* GreenAndMean: The leader wears a dark green fluffy hat.
* LightIsNotGood: The rest of the team.
* NationalStereotypes: Well... the leader and the Frenchman.
* [[NoNameGiven No Names Given]]
* RavenHairIvorySkin: Goth girl
!!Impotent Rage
TV series following a liberal superhero. Only shown on CNT.
!!!The Titular Character
* BerserkButton: "Eat organic and recycle or I'll ''have a fit!''"
* BlueIsHeroic
* [[BroughtToYouByTheLetterS Brought To You By The Letter "R"]]
* BourgeoisBohemian
* ClarkKenting: His alter-ego is Braxton Hunter, the entrepreneur of enviro-friendly Braxton Industries.
* ClusterFBomb: After he threw his stapler at a vagrant for "not recycling" and killed him, he unleashes a [[RuleOfThree 3-profane-word mutter]].
--> '''Braxton Hunter:''' Fuck, shit, cunt, piece of...
* HeroicBSOD: He can be very emotional at times.
* RealMenWearPink: Wears a pink cape and loves to recycle.
The right-wing and anti-environmental supervillain and archenemy of Impotent Rage.
* {{Jerkass}}
* PerpetualSmiler
* RichBastard
!!Gordon Moorehead Rides Again!
Classic detective animated series that once aired on [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCityStories VCPR in 1984]] and now on CNT in Los Santos, 2013.
!!!The Titular Character
* BlueIsHeroic: Wears dark blue trousers with work straps, light blue tailcoat, pale blue tie and dark blue fedora and is the central protagonist of his own show.
* DarkIsNotEvil
* {{Eagleland}}: He is obviously intended to be Type 1, but his antics makes him come across as Type 2.
* GoodSmokingEvilSmoking
* WouldHitAGirl: He frequently slaps his female partner Molly into keeping quiet throughout the show.
!!!Molly Malmstein
* ButtMonkey: Gordon usually shuts her up with his slapping whenever she gets very nervous or any other kind of womanly problem that bothers him.
* BuxomIsBetter
* {{Gainaxing}}
* PinkIsFeminine
!!!The Chief
* CIAEvilFBIGood: Seems to be part of the F.I.B thanks to wearing ID of said agency.
* DaChief: To Gordon.
!!!Redwood Chief
The Native American who replaces Pablo's role and joins Gordon.
* MagicalNativeAmerican
Gordon's good old little Mexican partner and friend.
* CigarChomper
* GratuitousSpanish
* NationalStereotypes: Of Mexicans.
* ThePollyanna
* PutOnABus: Until the end of the episode "Gordon and the Soviet Tit-Wank"; he claimed that he moved back to Mexico for a while to catch a big rest, explaining his reason why he was not seen at the beginning of that episode.
!!!Boris Pablovich
A Soviet communist behind the Red Scare and the antagonist of the series.
* ArtificialLimbs: Metal claws.
* BeardOfEvil: Mid-length.
* BigBad
* DarkIsEvil
* DirtyCommies
* EvilLaugh
* EvilPlan: He wants to dominate America with a Soviet agenda.
* GoodSmokingEvilSmoking
* HuskyRusskie
* RedAndBlackAndEvilAllOver: Fur coat, black shoes, black ushanka with a red star and a communist.
!!Princess Robot Bubblegum
A seinen anime series aired on CNT.
!!!The Titular Character
* BuxomIsBetter: To a ''ridiculous'' extent.
* GreenEyedRedhead
* PinkIsFeminine
* PinkGirlBlueBoy: The Pink Girl to Sword Boy's Blue Boy.
* MsFanservice: Parodied.
!!!Master Hentai
Princess Robot Bubblegum's teacher.
* DirtyOldMonk
* MeaningfulName: [[CaptainObvious "Hentai" just means "pervert" in Japanese.]]
!!!Sword Boy
A wandering warrior Bubblegum meets in one of her patrols; apparently becomes her boyfriend.
* AmbiguouslyBi: Is apparently Bubblegum's boyfriend, but speaks with a stereotypically heavy lisp and is said to "play both sides of the sushi bar".
* {{Bishounen}}: Parodied
* BlueBoyPinkGirl: The Blue Boy to Princess Robot Bubblegum's Pink Girl.
* BlueIsHeroic: His hair and the blue torso area on the front of his suit are blue and he is a hero.
* {{BFS}}: Obviously a Buster Sword offshoot.
* HeroesWantRedheads: It has been universally declared that he is going to become the main character's official love interest.
* NoNameGiven: Some call him Blind Swordsman, Wandering Warrior, Gay Cloud, etc. However no one refers to him by name in the episodes proper, he is credited as Sword Boy.
* NotSoHarmless: He was pretty mediocre in the ''IV'' episodes, in ''V'' however he seemly isnt that slow against a Tentacle Rape Plant wanting to tap his girl.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair
!!Fame Or Shame
A national talent show set in the Maze Bank Arena. The direct parody of Series/AmericasGotTalent, Series/AmericanIdol and every other real-life talent show across the world. Hosted by Lazlow, aired on Weazel.
See his entry on the GTAIII section
!!!Hugh Harrison
The British judge.
* AlliterativeName
* BerserkButton: He hates it when Lazlow says he isn't really British.
* DeadpanSnarker: As a judge and being British, he really fits the trope to a T.
* MeanBrit
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: A blatant parody of Simon Cowell.
* OtherBritishTownsAndCities: He has claimed to be from "Stanford-shire-burg-on-sea".
!!!Anita Mendoza
The only female judge for the show and a talented Vinewood actress.
* TheDitz
* GenkiGirl
!!!Imran Shinowa
* The Indian judge who is also a yogi practitioner.


text: Scottish Ambulance Service to use Getac T800 rugged tablets21 Apr 2015 02:34 PM ICT supplier Terrafix to provide Service with 1,200 8.1" Windows-based Getac tablets; two tablets to be deployed in each ambulance at front and rear with full portabilityThe Scottish Ambulance Service has signed a deal with leading ICT supplier Terrafix to use Getac's T800 fully rugged thin and light Windows 8.1 tablets within its fleet of emergency vehicles.Under the framework contract, Terrafix will supply 1,200 of the 8.1" Windows tablets from Getac, a designer and manufacturer of rugged mobile technology.Each ambulance will be equipped with two tablets - one for use in the front of the vehicle for mobilisation and routing, and the other positioned in the rear of the vehicle, but remaining portable to be used as a method of recording Electronic Patient Report Forms.Paramedics benefit from high-speed processing power and an 8.1" display for accessing critical patient information, while also providing full ruggedisation designed for critical field performance, ensuring focus on patient care.The device complements the Terrafix Aggregator (T.AGG), a vehicle-based communications management hub with integrated GPS that streams data to the T800 tablets. The complete system is the first step in Scottish Ambulance Service's Telehealth programme and its strategic framework, Towards 2020: Taking Care to the Patient.Liam Coughlan, programme manager, Scottish Ambulance Service, said: "We needed a device that could survive every environmental condition, because device failure can be the difference between life and death. With the Getac T800, we have a device that can handle drops, shocks and performs in all weathers, while still being extremely portable and easy to use. It gives us reliability and therefore, peace of mind."The T800's 8.1" screen allows patient data to be read even in direct sunlight and new information to be entered easily thanks to Getac's proprietary Lumibond screen technology. With ruggedisation to military standards (MIL-STD-810G) the T800 can survive a drop of 6 feet and with an ingress protection rating of IP65 and operating temperatures between -21°C to 50°C, the T800 is designed for all weather.Running Windows 8.1, the T800 incorporates BitLocker disk encryption, which provides government-level data security.The T800 incorporates the latest communication interface technology for connectivity. The unit plugged into the docking station makes use of the ambulance's in-built connectivity, while the mobile field-use terminal can connect to data networks via 4G, Bluetooth and 802.11ac WiFi. Weighing just 880g, the T800 is one of the thinnest and lightest devices of its class, making it perfect for both portable and fixed use.Chris Green, managing director at Terrafix, commented: "Utilising the Getac T800 alongside the Terrafix T.AGG provided us with the opportunity to put forward a bid-winning system. The Scottish Ambulance Service's vision of mobile consultation, coupled with reducing the need to travel to receive healthcare, can now start to become a reality. The Getac T800's reliability and extended support proved the best choice for this mission-critical system."Peter Molyneux, president, Getac UK, said: "The T800, with its unparalleled connectivity, ruggedisation and portability, fits perfectly into the Terrafix solution. We are very pleased our hardware can perform a critical role in the complete technology solution, which is helping Scottish Ambulance Service to protect life and health for people across Scotland."The first tablets will be rolled out to the ambulance fleet this summer, giving Scottish Ambulance Service a complete tablet and resilient communication solution that will provide a leading patient care service. James Atkinson EditorLinkedIn |Google + |Email Leave a CommentPlease write code to prove you're humanThis article appeared in... Issue 35Log in to read all of Issue 35Free access to premium contentMore on... Wave 2Ruckus Wireless expands 802.11ac Wave 2 Wi-Fi portfolio Xirrus unveils four-radio Wi-Fi solution for high density environmentsLANCOM Systems unveils long range 802.11ac access pointMore on... Ambulance servicesDanish Ambulance Service chooses Xplore rugged tabletsUK air ambulance trusts to deploy Tactical Wireless Omni-Hub comms systemMore on... GetacThe right mobile rugged computing tools for the jobGetac releases second generation T800 G2 rugged tabletHealth sector7.1 million patients remotely monitored, says Berg InsightCambridge Consultants develops miniature surgical robotThe next generation of technology fuelling healthcareLatest in Wi-FiXirrus Wi-Fi deployed in London's St Pancras StationQualcomm unveils next gen 802.11ax Wi-Fi portfolioRuckus and Wifirst to provide Wi-Fi solution to hotels and campsites

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Anyone know how to restrict access to a servlet based on IP address (using Tomcat 4 in standalone mode)? I noticed that there is a class called "org.apache.catalina.valves.RemoteAddrValve" that appears to do this. Does anyone know how I would make use of this class. Is it just a matter of adding some settings to server.xml, or do I need to do something more? First off, I would be happy to get it to work on a global level where it restricts access to everything. However, after I figure that out. I want to figure out how to protect only a specific servlet. By the way, the goal here is to use Tomcat in standalone mode and not use a separate Web server. I know how to do this using Apache Web Server, but, I want to switch to using Tomcat in standalone mode. Jon
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I'm intelligent, sensual, passionate (in a general as well as a relationship sense), hedonistic, witty (but probably not as much as I might like to think), intensely (blindly) loyal, compassionate, often unintentionally arrogant-sounding, liberal, a great conversationalist and sexually flexible (see below).
The above probably sounds contradictory to some but, as i said, I'm the last person who should attempt to describe me.
I've been on something of a spiritual journey over the last five years. I stopped working as an IT professional and retrained for a new role that is much more poorly paid but more satisfying and which I am wary of stating on this site (but I'll happily reveal this privately to anyone interested). The journey involved (inter alia) my realising and accepting that I am bi- or pan- or pomo- sexual (all unhelpful labels but they'll do in the absense of anything else I am aware of or I can come up with myself) and that I can relate sexually and emotionally to both sexes. This may be an immediate disqualifier for some, but it's who I am and I'm not going to pretend otherwise anymore. It doesn't mean I cannot enter into a meaningful and fulfilling relationship with anyone. It does mean, for the moment at least, I will not promise to be in an exclusive partnership with anyone but when I am with someone, then I'm with them in every sense at that moment. I suspect I will want to settle with someone eventually and at the moment I feel that in my ideal world that "someone" would really be a mixed gender couple.
I enjoy film but probably watch more TV and again enjoy Sci Fi (collecting the classic Dr Who DVDs as they are released - only 10 left!) and humour in particular but also like music broadcasts (contemporary and classical) and watch a fair bit of current affairs. I'm not into reality TV!
Some favourite films: Spartacus, Dune, Blade Runner, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Alien (& sequels), 1984 (Richard Burton, John Hurt & Suzanna Hamilton version), Excalibur, Life of Brian, any of Terry Gilliam's films especially Time Bandits & Brazil, Barbarella, Dark Star, Fahrenheit 451, Highlander, Zardoz, any other Python film, The Illustrated Man, Jason and The Argonauts (Harryhausen version), The Da Vinci Code, Men In Black, The Ipcress File, The Bond franchise - escapist rubbish but great fun, In The Heat Of The Night, Rocky Horror Picture Show, most Woody Allen, Blow Up, Avatar, The Hunger, Solaris (Tarkovsky version), The Godfather Trilogy, any Ken Russell, Equus, Amadeus... and many more. Even have a liking for the twee, unreal world portrayed in Richard Curtis films and have a soft spot for Love Actually.
Some favourite TV (both old and current): Merlin, I Claudius, The Prisoner, Dr Who (old & new), Torchwood, Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Noggin The Nog, The Clangers, Up Pompeii!, Fawlty Towers, Star Trek (TOS), Survivors (original '70s version), The Thick of It, The Young Ones, Being Human, The IT Crowd, Outnumbered, Drop The Dead Donkey, The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, Tinker/Tailor/Soldier/Spy, Gormenghast, Elizabrth R, Garrow's Law, Bob & Rose, A Very Peculiar Practice, Grumpy Old... series, The Flipside of Dominick Hide, most Dennis Potter, The Owl Service, Sherlock, Kung Fu, Rock Follies .. and again many more.
I like Evita as a show (especially Rice's lyrics) and enjoy Shakespear finding it a bit heavy going but rewarding.
My musical tastes are very diverse going from early plain chant through every period and genre (with the possible exception of the more syruppy C&W) up to current stuff although I am beginning to lose track of really recent stuff. John Peel is one of my heroes and a lot of my modern music was acquired after listening to his show. I also watched a lot of Whistle Test and the sounds from this and Peel's shows are probably my favourites although I do like a lot of newer and older stuff. Artists of note for me include: Floyd, Bach, Zeppelin, Kate Bush, Beatles, Michael Nyman, Jan Garbarek, Mike Oldfield, Roy Harper, Springsteen but this does not even begin to cover the range of my LP/CD collections.
Food - I like just about everything (but still stuggle to eat my brassicas). I'm an accomplished cook and enjoy preparing a meal for an intimate dinner. My favourite foreign food is Italian but I also like, in no particular order, Thai, Indian, Greek, Chinese and Tex-Mex.


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|106 Min
|Mystery . Action . Thriller
A young man sets out to uncover the truth about his life after finding his baby photo on a missing persons website.
|Maria Bello , Jason Isaacs , Alfred Molina , Lily Collins , Taylor Lautner , Michael Nyqvist , Ken Arnold , Oriah Acima Andrews , Jake Andolina , Denzel Whitaker , Antonique Smith , Sigourney Weaver
|John Singleton
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As Nathan, the teenage hero of Abduction, Lautner shows he's handy with stunts, many of which he clearly and impressively performs himself, and good with a fight scene. But when it comes to exchanges of dialogue, displays of emotion or just standing around, he's stiff and manifestly uncomfortable.Movieline Full Review
Director John Singleton offers bits of suspense, but Abduction is less a movie than a piece of engineering, a glumly ludicrous cat-and-mouse blowout designed to win Lautner male fans along with his girl demo.Entertainment Weekly Full Review
Abduction puts Lautner in motion and never goes very far wrong as long as he remains in motion.Orlando Sentinel Full Review
Odds are John Singleton doesn't know he's made one of the funniest films of the year.Slant Magazine Full Review
Aside from such dutiful fan service, the film is a haggardly slapdash "Bourne Identity" knockoff, never rising above the level of basic competence.Variety Full Review
Singleton once radiated ambition and vision. These days, he seems to be aiming for mediocrity at best. Even by those extraordinarily lenient standards, the inessential, perfunctory Abduction falls shortThe A.V. Club Full Review
Abduction is just the third movie John Singleton has directed in the past decade, and it contains neither the passion nor the competence of his two previous genre efforts - "2 Fast 2 Furious" and "Four Brothers."Los Angeles Times Full Review
Singleton's action thriller has a decent sense of propulsion but, after a faintly intriguing start, the convoluted plot mechanics overwhelm everything else, making you feel you're watching a detailed blueprint for a movie, and an increasingly far-fetched one in the bargain.The Hollywood Reporter Full Review
Filled with laughable dialogue, Abduction goes nowhere.USA Today Full Review
Molina and Weaver, who, most of the time, perform brilliantly, move through Abduction as if on autopilot.Austin Chronicle Full Review
A blockhead espionage thriller from director-for-hire John Singleton.Village Voice Full Review
Perhaps the only way to approach Abduction that will not result in a 105-minute boredom-induced coma is to think of it as a comedy, preferably with a drinking game attached. There are laughs to be had, although none of them are intentional.ReelViews Full Review
Abduction is a crass and lowbrow attempt to cash in on a young actor's heat - an exploitation picture where the person being taken advantage of is too young to notice.Miami Herald Full Review
Taylor Lautner puts the abs in Abduction, but not much else.The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Full Review
A ridiculously cheesy confection filled with unthrilling thrills, bored-looking adults and a comically overstuffed backstory.New York Daily News Full Review
Twi-Hards shall attend en masse. Adults shall roll their eyes. And on our human comedy shall go.Time Out New York Full Review
A sloppy, exploitative act of star worship created (if that's the right word for cynical hackwork) around Mr. Lautner, the pouty 19-year-old heartthrob of the "Twilight" franchise.The New York Times Full Review
Actual abduction may be preferable to the movie of the same name, but only if your kidnappers don't torture you by forcing you to watch it.New York Post Full Review
The new film Abduction has a lot of problems, but the biggest is the fact that no one gets abducted. Ever.Boxoffice Magazine Full Review
A fourth-rate Hollywood thriller that bungles a lot of thievery from better movies, is entirely bereft of suspense or excitement and features a leading man who absolutely, positively cannot act.Salon.com Full Review
Woefully amateurish psychological thriller.Variety Full Review
The script is often ludicrous (gratuitous digs at feminism; muddled commentary on war and the military), the sets look like sets, and the acting-aside from Helsham and Plunkett-doesn't even rise to the level of student films.Village Voice Full Review
Subscribing to the philosophy that creepy equals interesting, the film contains barely a moment that isn't flat-footed, ludicrous or both.Los Angeles Times Full Review
A cringingly awkward tale of sexual predation and female lunacy.The New York Times Full Review
If Ed Wood had directed "The Silence of the Lambs," it might have been as unintentionally hilarious as the goofball would-be thriller The Abduction of Zack Butterfield.New York Post Full Review
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Its 6/11 ~ 10 days left until the 1 year mark. I can't believe its almost 1 year. It seems like yesterday I was in Arkansas, working, coming home, coming home to our home. We finally found the furniture for "Our" home. Not the condo in Ca that was mine before he came, not the cottage house of his fathers or Barbara Kay's his cousin's place we were staying before the house was ready. We had everything ordered, 2 weeks and our house would be complete.
The day after Father's Day you were gone.
It wasn't enough time. We just started "Our" life, we had so many plans, things to do and the trips we drove down back roads exploring. Why? Does anybody ever get the answer? I want it now? Yes, I'm the one who's has no patient's. We could be in line at Disneyland and Billy would say, slow down, take it easy and me, I was "Hurry, I want to get in line first" just like a kid.
I realized I was one running and alway worried about the next moment or the next day would bring and I didn't take the time to enjoy what was right in front of me. It's a hard lesson learned because I'm in the front of the line and Billy's not here....
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The time I spent wasted running to be 1st and not cherishing what I had at that moment. I just wanted everything to be perfect for him. Not have to wait in line, always getting the best parking spot so he wouldn't have to walk so far. Everything and anything I could do to make his physical limitations easier on him.
I would walk through fire now if I could see him, touch him or just one kiss. This pain in my heart at times is more that I can bare.
I stand on my patio looking out to nothing. Yes there are lights, noise and cars going up and down the street but I don't see them or hear them. My heart is crying. I don't want to be here.
God I hate this... I wished I died that day with him.
I know it's wrong but what do I have now? This life of emptiness, anger, heartache and the destruction of my soul. I want to say "Its not fair" but the old memory comes back "Life is not Fair" live with it. Who want to life with this? So I take a deep breathe and I can see Billy in my mind telling me ~ its not words its that look like 'WHAT"??? You can do this... I'm yelling back no I don't want to. He's says "Your strong, I know you can, you can do anything" and so I'm crying again. Of course he's making that face again like "WHAT" take control....
God this pain hurts....
My soul feels like it will not survive the 1 year mark. Body yes, spirit, soul condemned to pain so devastating it will never feel again. If I could cut myself off from the world I would. But as Billy would say, reach down and pull yourself up... That's life and you can do it. It's so hard. I will try...
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Renowned Mexican restaurant Chimichanga Finchley sits nestled in Great North Leisure Park. Just a stone's throw from Hollywood Bowl and Vue cinema, Chimichanga restaurant sits at the heart of a fun and lively park.
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An overall lovely evening. Food was lovely, ambience great. The décor of the restaurant is beautiful. The staff were very polite, pleasant and helpful.
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The food is really good but the service is slow. This the second we have been and the second time service hasnt been great. Took ages for the waiter to take our order for drinks. We then didnt get our drinks until midway through our starter and I chased the waiter when the starter arrived and he didnt do anything and I could see them just sitting on the bar for a while. Main course took about 30 mins to arrive which was alot quicker than last time we came lol
It's a real shame that service lets it down as we wont be coming again now.
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Food was good an they catered for my dietary requirements very pleased.
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i dine everyevening with my boyfriend and friends there food are amazing there service is amazining aswell chimi changa is my faviriote restraunt sofar
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This was a great read until we got to the World Cup part (who knows or cares, this is America) and then the end where I guess we had to hear leftist claptrap such as-- "....our ongoing collective responsibility—here and now— to address the devastating legacies of that oppression."
There is no such thing as "collective responsibility." Responsibility lies with the individual no matter what anyone thinks or says. Here is what he meant: feel enough guilt from a past that you had nothing to do with so that we -- the self-anointed who are smarter than you -- can take some of your resources to go do what we want in the name of history repair (an impossible and absurd task) or, if you prefer, reparations.
No, thanks. But still glad the garbage was left to the end so I could enjoy and learn from the vast majority of the article.
what i gonna to do is to be my hero and be awesome, just like them, cannot change history and can change my life
wwe is too violate, if some can fix it that will be okay.
Gaffe-r is right...he f8cks up all the time. "A lot of success over the last 3 years"....less smoke blows out of the chicken-poop fired electric plant off of I-40 down in Sampson County.
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Just another team to fold. NASL will die soon, within a few years.
Don Garbage is going to put a MLS team in virtually every NASL city eventually, choking NASL to death which he is desperate to do. It does not have the funds/backing to compete.
Yes Duncan, it has to do with the local connection to this publication's primary readership. Although I'd quibble about something being "buried" in the masthead.
Did I miss something? What the heck does "The Cary-based Carolina RailHawks is a member of the NASL." have to do with this article? (Confusion) Oh, figured it out, it's buried in the masthead that this is a Cary and other city-based newspaper/communication.
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Doesn't the same ownership group own both the LA Galaxy and the Houston Dynamo? Seems like a double standard.
And why does the league need to have 6 pacific time zone teams to stay a div 2 league?
I thought the Oklahoma City NASL team was dead in the water after the ownership teams for the OKC USL Pro team and the NASL team joined to run the USL Pro team? Is there another ownership group stepping up for OKC and why when there is already a USL Pro team there with the newly updated stadium? Seems like NASL should target Phoenix, Las Vegas, and San Diego before OKC.
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He doesn't make the rules. He is the elected head of a voting Board of Directors with fifteen members.
Interesting that Gulati, head of US Soccer, is paid by an MLS owner but still gets to make the rules for ALL US leagues. Seems like a conflict of interest. Screw getting transparency in FIFA, I'd like some transparency from MLS and USSF.
Interesting that Gulati, head of US Soccer, is paid by an MLS owner but still gets to make the rules for ALL US leagues. Seems like a conflict of interest. Screw getting transparency in FIFA, I'd like some transparency from MLS and USSF.
Jason Smith was a good choice. Nice to finally beat the Railchickens at Wakemed!
I think I speak for Zack's family, we've not missed a game (middle/high schools,Wake Forest U, a game in
New England and EVERY RailHawks' game) . He's a Grandson every family would love to have.
Z. loves what he's doing, is very bright and asses every play in practice and on the field. We understand and share his dilema. We also know that he'll do well, whatever his decision. GO Zack! Gramma Jean
Really awesome to see Petersen pushing to Get the NASL were it belongs, on top of the north american soccer scene. They need to sign a lucrative tv contracct though, these small regional tv deals are a start like they have now but they have to keep pushing. The Cosmos are clearly and still the most recognizable name in north american soccer. I know mls is listed currently as the top league in north american soccer, but why name the league after MLB Major League Baseball, Cheesy at best.
Alot of the mls teams do have great names such as the timbers, sounders, rapids, galaxy, earthquakes(perhaps best team name in mls), and the union. But these new teams are 100% percent trying to copy European teams such as nycfc, sporting kansas city or dallas fc which changed its name from dallas bulls, such frauds, at least try to be original like the NASL, although minnesota United sounds just awful. Really hoping to see the NASL and mls merge and come up with a better league name than mls and team names such as ----- city. or ----- fc, or real -----, or sporting ----- . Keep the momentum going NASL


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Permaul recalled that his mother left for the market after which his father locked the gates and returned to the house. Not long after, the man said he heard one of his lambs bleating which he at first ignored, and only decided to check on his livestock when his goats made an alarming sound. The man said as he got out of bed he asked his father to check on the animals while he peeped through a window, only to see two men in the pen.
"We start holler out for thieves," he said, to alert his neighbours, who quickly armed themselves and rushed to his aid. "We didn't know they had gun and they fired at us," he said, adding that they continued to pursue the men. The men continued to fire at them, Permaul said but "We stayed a distance behind, so none bullet didn't get to catch us. But it looked like they were shooting in the air too."
The man said he chased the bandits until they reached the savannahs where he grazed his animals. Incidentally the car that had taken his mother to market was returning so he stopped it and continued to give chase until the gunmen crossed over a trench. Permaul said when he reached that point he found his bound animals and he picked them up and returned home. The man then reported the matter at the Whim Police Station and was to return at 9.3 0am. According to Permaul, police wanted him to return with the goats to take pictures but because of the lengthy procedure, he refused. He said his nanny goats are heavily pregnant and due to give birth soon and he did not want to add further stress to the animals. Instead, he said he asked police to take the pictures of the herd in their pen but they have not responded.
The man told this newspaper that it is likely that the bandits had his premises under surveillance and entered when his mother left for the market.
Police investigations are ongoing.
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Michigan's swing through Arizona featured a stop in Tempe (Ariz.) at Corona Del Sol high school to check-in on 2015 four-star linebacker Cassius Peat.
The message from the Wolverines and tight ends/special teams coordinator Dan Ferrigno was simple.
"They said they're really interested in me," Peat said. "That's what they're telling me. I went and watched one of their bowl practices which was really good and that's pretty much it right now.
"I've kept in pretty constant contact with the coaches and stuff. It's definitely been continuing and he told me he was going to come back again in the next couple weeks."
Already holding offers from the likes of Arizona State, California, Vanderbilt and Michigan State, Peat recently picked up an offer from Notre Dame and Oregon State.
Despite the consistent contact from Michigan, Peat says any talk of a scholarship hasn't really come up just yet.
"I'm not really sure," Peat said. "They just started recruiting me over the summer so it hasn't been too long so I mean, there's no rush in anything. I'm just going to continue to keep in contact with the coaches and stuff like that."
At 6-foot-2, 210-pounds, Peat is coming off a strong junior season but one that forced the four-star talent to miss the first five games of the year due to an ankle injury. Following Peat's return Del Sol went 4-1 the rest of the way as he recorded 9.5 sacks and 40 tackles.
The next step for Peat will be coming up with a visit plan. Already planning to take all five of his official visits next fall followed by a decision after his senior season, Peat has one trip set with others being considered.
"I'm going to go down for an official at Notre Dame this fall," Peat said. "I'm going to sit down with my parents sometime in the next couple months before summer and figure out visits for summertime and the fall."
Despite not holding a scholarship offer from the Wolverines, Peat doesn't believe that will stop him from getting up to Ann Arbor for a visit at some point.
"I'll probably get out and see Michigan either way," he said.
Once Peat makes it out to various programs for visits, the evaluation process and focus on important features he'll be looking for in a school will be underway.
"Academics, relationship with the coaching staff, the opportunity to play early and campus life," Peat said. "Just stuff like that, just get out and check out all the campuses."