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Octember the 1rd
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but it won't let me unless the existing article is deleted.
I have done everything and it won't let me
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September 30: A nose, and a mouth, crudely drawn
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September 29th has been canceled due to lack of interest.
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September 28th. Whoop de doo.
Just a bunch of images that I can tell won't be used except for the one page they're on.
80% of these are safe, but it's worth a shot.
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TUGS Characters - .............what?
Emo fashion
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More crap. -Kip the Dip
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The Cry of the Icemark
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Mais Muwanes ( AKA kharyana mou daryana)
Hey hey hey! It's the 27th....yay!
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Any plans for September 26 guys?
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authorowner request; consider deleting the Pee Review too
Vigilance Week Starts at September 25!
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Jiamin Scoreboard Buntards Hinder Jew egg YayJay Anna cudmore Andrew Larter - looks like vanity Pembroke Electromagnetic Field server Plastic things at the end of your shoelace Nychthemeron Talk page redirect Talk page redirect Swiss_government Table_free UnBooks:Cookbook/Oatmeal Entomology Mandelberg Bushido Code Leviticus Topless Colonel_Bleep Yoga Christmas Version Ryan Speed Begin Broken Redirects Bindos The greatest men ever to live How to Teach Evolution in School I-Jesus Jamie buetel The Sixth Sense Reasons to become a Christian (funny version) End Broken Redirects UnNews:Millions die in Scandinavian car crash - author request/v-week Tina's Ass Autograph band 2005 UnNewses (as part of V-Week cleanup) UnNews:The state of the science in monitoring drinking water quality UnNews:Pope lives in Comic Form! UnNews:Labor Leaders Cancel Protest UnNews:Katrina deaths lead to real-life 'CSI' UnNews:Dust storm in Taklimakan UnNews:DOE sends energy saving team to Pennsylvania Prison Complex UnNews:Cat stuck up tree causes global panic UnNews:Bush announces Iraq pullout for the Day After Tomorrow UnNews:Bill Clinton to imbibe the UNcola UnNews:Prince and Slapper Expelled to Colonies UnNews:Vatican proposes killing people ban UnNews:Singapore bans iPods UnNews:Polar Bears Attack Hawaiian Locals UnNews:Cats eat dogs UnNews:White House has plumbing faults UnNews:Twenty-two thousand dead in aftermath of the Wiki Edit War UnNews:Soup Dragon is missing! UnNews:Sizmic Radiation detected in San Diego UnNews:New Element discovered UnNews:God found dead in Nietzche's basement UnNews:Bush back on crank UnNews:Britney Spears gives birth to musical prodigy demon baby UnNews:Barker dies UnNews:Pope announces the Easter Bunny is real UnNews:Bubonic Mice missing End 2005 UnNewses Hayley Williams User:Leatherboundbooks/Unbooks:A Traveler's Guide to Mexico City pointless redirect. Colonel Bleep Tina's Ass ÁRMANN UnNews:Man_Sells_His_Ass_On_E-Bay - Pointless redirect to a nonexistant page Those magazines where you get free stuff and binder with part one, but get hammered on the subsequent issues
It's September 24 but nobody cares
Amtrak http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Blood%2B Max payne The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Cabal/Cabal2 Cabalcruft, elminated usefulness by re-write of Cabal to include their content. Cabal/Cabal3 Cabal/Cabal4 Cabal/Cabal5 Cabal/Cabal6 Cabal/Cabal7 Cabal/Cabal8 Sig_Figs Fun_song_factory Swallowing Pan Boston_redsox -- who do you think we are, wikipedia? NO FACTS! UZUZZ Strikethrough John Mole Malaysian_Police Snake_Mountain OCHS_Slogan Flagellation 2351 Game:Grueslayer/PvP/zajatiszeeavaron/reyalseurgdaed Template:Anvaronlolbireyalseurgdaed Heffa - Vanity Perky Terry Andrew Kim Taylor hayes Taylor Shawnigan Fourth wall Snigelsoppa Albacete Hardpore corn Famous quotes TheGreatPageOfDoom - Not very doomy to me Chemo Mp5 - One-liner Immagine:cianci.jpg - What is this? John Mole - Guess what?! VANITY! Jessica ward - Vanity Kenneth soo - Vanity Slave Trading Template talk:Anonymous/ - ...ok Carragher - Sounds like a real biography Cystic fibrosis IRape Landgate Alasdair Jarvis Rape Culture St bedes Sam Gledhill Market research Daniel razon MASSIVE DAMAGE Full moon wo sagashite Chinese Tai Wing Wang Mooncake cooking - Ha, 'funny' University of british columbia - University vanity Halo 1.99 Shoop da whoop Bloods Setebos Srg Miss joshi Hardyz Spanking Kate nash José Porfirio Josemaria Esteban Paco Santiago Guillermo Joaquín Eugenio García de la Mas Sagrada Virgen Maria Bonita
September 23 What no Joke?
Image:AdmiralAckbar.jpg - Mistake, found another one already uploaded Talk:Captim flamingo Captim flamingo I Wonder How Long it Will Take For This Page to Get Deleted SWGB Swgb Star wars galactic battlegrounds Editing Star wars galactic battlegrounds Swgb - Random Dark chronicle Hermione Granger - Eh? Indian food Purr Quake 2 Diabolo - Senseless code Cloneseffy - Vanity Baskepedia Game talk:Do NOT click any links!/click4 Reefa - Nobody cares Ballsuckvania Fjolla Category:Games with evil pirates named Rockhopper that hunt puffles Juche - Expired ICU IBM Image:Quality.jpg Conservapedia/Homosexuality - playjereyes Devin AK 47 Medion Devin Talk:Canso Causeway Wikipedia Discussion Page/ Microphone Cabinet Matt myles Tonbridge Pong: the Movie Power Terminator Cotton candy Kardemommeby Club Penguin Chris_thorpe Barnacles Malaysians Machester city James Bond 0007 (Game Boy) Hermione Granger Mother goose David matthew cantrell Vanilaface User talk:Josiah Messiah Kifla Yuliya Tymoshenko Jesus-Sonic Wo0t Garry Pougher Stole My Bike - Expired WIP Chris thorpe ICan't Believe iT's Not iPod Avinash Image:Hermione.jpg - Porn Image:Hermione2.jpg - Porn Janet Garrison Harry murray Janet Garrison User_talk:Josiah_Messiah - Author Request. Josiah Messiah 13:33, 23 September 2007 (UTC) Illuminai_Productions - vanity Ricafracus Frap Aboubo The Dingwall Cant HowTo: Be 1337 Jermaine defoe Grutte Pier ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Suppository Qftlop Antigravity Image:Bill oreillymad.2 02.jpg - Duplicate of Image:Medium oreillymad.2.jpg Unanimous Forbesanton User:Roman Dog Bird/Awards - Author Request. Again.
The Day After the Big Huff, AKA Sept 22nd
Image:DSC 0038.jpg Unanimous - Thanks for the complement! Please accept this free ham and delete key! David firth Longmeister Uncyclopedia talk:VFH/McZee ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Flygare Dead Oblivious Image:Vanessa-anne-hudgens-nude-pic.jpg Killer Klowns from Outer Space ÁRMANN Yo Mama Jokes Alness "One Foot In the Grave" "On the Buses" Sheffield wednesday The grinch Abouda Urkel Barack Osama bin Obama Laden Infinate Barney the Dinousaur Chris crocker The Great Escape Ballinasloe Belldandy Oliver North Very bosing birds Wipe our C: drives Demi Moore Alligator Stoichiometry Secret underground bunker Not The End Of The World Turbot - Do what? Mpakanaki Gunk metal Tom Cruise Missile Secret underground bunker Steven kennedy User:Josiah_Messiah Josiah Messiah 11:14, 22 September 2007 (UTC) - I am doing as much as I can to delete my account Image:Magicpantheism.mp3 obsoleted by better version, with 20% more nudity Pimlico state high school Main Page&user=EnZodiac&name=GotNoRice08 Game:Grueslayer/Save6/Steal Anti Firetruck Christina Ronaldo Twatt, Scotland - Quite possibly the oldest vanity left on this site. Short and unfunny. Arman Vanessa hudgens Chris Crocker - seriously, CVP the damn thing! Lol chat Bad redirect joke Belt with five holes Nicole mcmillan Lucky star Lucky star Nicole mcmillan Hannie Sasuke Uchiha - Uncyclopedia isn't a cell phone 911 sequel Chipendale, MI Chipendale, MN EA Electronic Arts Grand Theft Auto:Vietnam Stories Holiday hawk Kkk busters Script kiddie Sexo T9/Decoded Regina Spektor Danny Glover Becomes First African American on Top of Mt. Everest
September comes of age at 21!
Melina YOU! Baskepedia no limits Sir. Jimbosmith Mt_Druitt -- was ICU'd, but looks like vanity to me. Whoah -- WIP, but doesn't really look like one that will be fixed any time soon. Pier_Gerlofs_Donia Special_page Malcolm Landgraab IV - Heh, Pee pee, heh, vagina. So funny! Bvnmmnfgjjhhggfhgd Fuck off Penismonkey Rory halliday Image:Non-uploaed page I don't get this Bff Bad redirect joke - LOL Eric's mom Nick Sandora's Mom Nick Sandora Herman Li - CVP this shit. Broken Redirects Chipendale, MI Chipendale, MN EA Electronic Arts Grand Theft Auto:Vietnam Stories 911 sequel Holiday hawk Kkk busters Script kiddie T9/Decoded Broken Redirect Regina Spektor Danny Glover Becomes First African American on Top of Mt. Everest End Broken Redirects SA Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Thadduarias Asphalt - No it's your fault Veitnam war Collin giofu - Nobody cares Good vibrations Gaystation 2 - AH HA! AH HA! Clan of teh Corn - Codeine's mum said no Adidas - One-liner Arouna Kone - *Me eats article* Muslin Pop Culture Reference - Opinionated paper-like thing made by somebody Greg Parker - Vanity? (Uni. prof according to Wikipedia) Man Chowder - Bleh Jesuus Hassan Alec ROth Thirst Sasquach Alabama porch monkey Short, short shelf-life and other perishable goods Headshotism ,kifi vl Mick Taylor Joel barber Andrew Shneider Durka durka Eamonn Glf BARRETT Patel Anal monkeys Your brother Cystic Fibrosis How do you change the title Chat room 2 Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/click Emma Gadsdon Dribble Huntington's disease. Chuck Norris/Fact Kabir How to make a page Legoland George powell Alex Law Ollie Gordonstoun Pit
Howdy-ho everyone! It's September the 20th!
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J'accuse- looks like the author almost finished in Moim Gregg Toland Alisher Usmanov Evil robots from outer space Extension center - schoolcruft of the worst type Gronghoppers Runescape palyers Prashant shah Leeds grammar school Cinderrella Jonas eklöw Slugfant Seyi Eamonn Ås Langhus Heiming Not sure if it's QVFD, NRV or ICU material, have a look and do as you see fit! Sir Christopher James Worsley vanity/cyberbullying? The christopher worsley foundation connected to the above Birmingham city football club Shinchan Jan Olav Kildalen Xavier kinivan hamilton Sam Parker UnNews:Earth got Nuked! Jay bob Punkin' The Omega Zombie Ninja Wars Sonia But i think the best example of stupidity is this article. Kong Hee - Wikipedia copy, not notable enough Ho Yeow Sun - Wikipedia copy, not notable enough City Harvest Church - Wikipedia copy, not notable enough Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous - possible vanity
September 19
Adam bigg Jelly roll morton HowTo: Make a Four Year Old Laugh - Headline text 11 000 kr Lawson Chris Crocker Clayton Shaw Bob faggot Jay Min --Author's Request-- User:Manforman/Barney the Dinosaur User:Manforman/Userboxes User:Manforman/Menu User:Manforman/☺ Image:Smiley.gif User:Manforman/Interstate 84 (east) User:Manforman/uncyclopedia.js --End Author's Request-- Whore of Babylon Giant scorpions Ass-hat Butt plug Sam nathan Greg Toland Shivleen Amanda Palmer Nenad Chink Luqman Akon UnNews:Aliens visit UK, fined for parking illegally - just the redirect page City Harvest Church Ho Yeow Sun - From Wikipedia, now blanked Kong Hee - From Wikipedia Tom gillespie Mould Ricky hatton Buckminster Fullerene Total Nonstop World Wrestling Action Wrestling Minor League Baseball Crazy Lokka I like pie Frunsterz Phase 2 Joke Theft YOU SUCK Duchess Wikipedia Discussion Page/ JesusTron KAiz2GQ4U Retardlicans The Planmaster Grandmaster Duchess Plan Michael Flegel - Vaaanity Planmaster The Grandmaster Duchess Plan Gus - HE RULZ THE WURLD Wang Filthy_dolphin_whore Saku koivu Arsenal fc Linwood Aboubo -- Vanity Compiz_fusion
September Golftee-SidewaysInfinity
Lenton Velia Chan Nintendo war Arsenal fc Pygmy_marmosets UnBooks:How to be fat Lenton Hood Rats HowTo: Create a country Mr.schembri - Nobody Cares Eric anderson Nobody Cares Ashley keenan Rachael williams Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Ass On Ass On Fag Tag Harison mcmahon - Nobody cares Josh's Moodle Page - It's called a userspace page Vagina inspector - One liner Wonton soup - want some wanton soup? Vagina inspector Talk:Eliot Vlada Ambigrams Nenad User:Banjo2e/Roll.EXE - Moved page to main Uncyclopedia, only two links to the page (one from my user page, the other from Gwax's talk page) UnNews:Scientist Discover Whales Are Trying to Commit Genocide HowTo: Have Fun Pennywell - towncruft Stones of Jordan - no. SalemWhichTrials - Which witch uses the winch? Kendall - Nobody cares The Great Plan - What is this? James moody - Vanity? Wispelberg Luleelurah Bretu MacKenzie Patrick - Nobody cares, again Johnny P - Nobody cares Category:Terrorist Orangeville Sam Brownback Club High School Musical 2 Boo JT Other Three Word article - see no need for this Top ten must unlikely theories surrounding the disappearance of Madeleine McCann ADAM D Run way strip pubes Bishop Hedley High School - BBA
I'm unable to think of a joke for September seventeenth
Paper tiger user:Jim Groovester/Manumission - author's request Adam East User:Manforman/Images - author's request Margarita pavia Shawn Meredith User:Manforman/uncyclopedia.css - author's request Image:Girlsgivingorgasms16.jpg Jacob Fils is super gay template:randomcat template:3digit Ben auton Category:Members of the Army of banjo2E Bentley heath Maepkang miti Eric Anderson Yale chen - VANITY!!! Marty H. St John Bleen Toaster Baby Bios Tony hamilton Sex positions IRape DeathStar Conspiracy Ross donaldson Yovo Asd Nuts on the road My own exodus Diary of a Penguin Sarris Gruandil Kim norderud Pereid William beckett Market dave A guy in a t shirt that wants you Lee Milne DiePod Forum:Index/ Dan lindman Nadildo Forum:Index/ UnNews:Roger Kingsland UnNews:Google gets blocked by Walt Disney Angela Dotchin Chris Crocker Sisters WTF you deleted Bill Elliott while I was serving a week ban. I wanna see it back because it was under construction Kappa Dikey Candlejack Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliowgogogoch Kikouken Soulja boy Punishment Camel toe Civil war in Iraq Tom christopher Dr. Pepper The W Captain S Taylor Moore Amanda Bynes Idfnjdfndiffind Zach Nye User is blocked Antonio Shawn Michaels Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Five word article Four word article Fishingnewsroom Patagonian desert Main Page&user=EnZodiac&name=GotNoRice08 Nana Razor scooters Latinas Shiny Death Cab For Cutie The Legend of The Godfather: An offer you can't refuse Ivan basic Mino peric Xoi - Wikilink spam The Satanic Versus Template:JoeShmoe - Just text, nothing special. Insane Clown Posse
Zeptember Zixteen
Melodic Death Metal Insane Clown Posse Jeremy Zing Zing Boovies Brian Chink Duke Stokes Jeremy_Chin Chode - CRP/CVP/DPP, please, per this Srv GST Frito Hildegunn The_Pitcairn_Islands Sauske_uchia_older_characters Jet_plane Just_cause_2 Giga_Bowser - was tagged construction, then ICU'd (can you do that?) but I think it's pretty QVFDable. Then CRP it. Emergency Organ_transplant Lacy
User:Manforman/uncyclopedia.css - author's requestMr McGenie Quantum Bitch Theory The W Dan genovese Gay rape monkey porn [1] Talk:Laihoisim - History Sisters Dawn - Re-created content from the Hikari page. Smores Uncyclopedia:VFH/http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnScripts:Harry Potter and the Inevitable Musical Colchester Town United Athletic New View Kappa Dikey WTF you deleted Bill Elliott while I was serving a week ban. I wanna see it back because it was under construction Game:Do NOT click any links!/click112 [2] - Unneeded redirect from move User:Starnestommy/AHHAHAHA The Jetsons Zapnarat UnNews:Apple plans new iPod death base Sony BREW Ninja Daniel Diep A guy in a t shirt that wants you Sir. Jameslcfc Sir. Jimbosmith [3] - unneeded redirect from move Candlejack Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliowgogogoch
Sir. Jimbosmith Sir. Jameslcfc Voon Kikouken Template:Randomcat Camel_toe Soulja boy Westport Punishment Civil war in Iraq Tom christopher - Nobody cares Straumsnes - Vanity? Dr. Pepper Prax UnNews:Dr. Uwe Boll mauled to death by Zombie-Rabbit-Pigeons - Onlookers Dance on Grave Gnesta - Seems pretty unnotable as a town to me. OXFORD_ISLAND Drop panda The_W Captain S Your_nan - thanks to that picture, I'm gonna have nightmares. Reasons_to_become_a_Christian_%28sensible_version%29 -- Propaganda Antonio Amanda_Bynes Idfnjdfndiffind - WTF?! Zach Nye Game talk:Zork/Grue - Totally unrelated to the article Taylor Moore vanity User is blocked - Uncyclopedia:Deleted protected pages please, has been re-created 4 times Timber creek high school --Author's Request-- User:Manforman/Awards User:Manforman/VFP User:Manforman/VFP/Image:Example.jpg User:Manforman/VFP/Image:Sample.jpg User:Manforman/VFPRules User:Manforman/VFP Vote Table User:Manforman/Votevfp --End Author's Request-- Sony BREW Ninja - stupid one-liner created by an IP who won't ever expand it. Timber_creek_high_school - seems vanity-ish to me Lawlzorz Shawn Michaels Torrie Wilson Juliana - Vanity/Cyber-bullying Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Fred Elliott Your nandad Dawn - Re-created. Sort of. Sony BREW Ninja Mu (letter) - Redirects to Mu which is now deleted M - Moon pie CFKAFYRM - Pointless redirects to Macedonia and then to Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia Tcfkatfyrom - FYROM - UnNews:Gillian McKeith's turd watch UnNews:Uncyclopedia sues Wikipedia for showing slanderous articles saying that all information on Uncyclopedia is false The Land of My Unknown Father David Chen User:Pongo Version 2/cinema - Author. Port Arthur Uncyclopedia:Sandbox for vandals What The Fuck Is Grimace? Main Page&user=EnZodiac&name=GotNoRice08 Nana Razor_scooters Latinas Shnus vs Satan Shiny University_of_washington A guy in a t shirt that wants you The_Legend_of_The_Godfather:_An_offer_you_can%27t_refuse Ivan_basic Daniel Diep - No Wikipedia article and Google pulls up some dentist in Modesto, Ca. I say vanity. --Begin Broken Redirects-- Future Hitler Aishwarya rai AKHM Anti kitten huffing Cabbage patch kids Castles Dr Pepper General Custer Georgian alphabet Greg HowTo: Kick Some Ass How to present the News in China Ki Adi-mundi Ki Adi mundi Mu (letter) Μ Numa Numa Something Else Steve vai Unbooks: I'm your capitan Diary of a Penguin Aphrodite UnNews:Jack Bauer rapes Dawn, arrested, and then got pardoned and have a free trip to Jamaica UnNews talk:Jack Bauer rapes Dawn, arrested, and then got pardoned and have a free trip to Jamaica --End Broken Redirects-- Death Cab For Cutie The Boondock Saints
The Legend of The Godfather: An offer you can't refuse SEA MAN - Nobody cares Courtney_Uh-oh-ki Justin_wells Kitten_killer Joblob Izral Lunchables Traci_Lords Hannah Campbell May (Pokemon) - Jesus H. Christ Jameslcfc - SCARY AS HELL. Rocket boots Dawn - Somewhat re-created page. Cutey_honey Daniel_Diep Nintengirls Club jc SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pumpkins Lynbrook Marty st. john Tumeni notes Cutie honey - it returns. True metal Averøya Averøy Template:Adopt me Crimes How is it? Bi-polar Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/pee review Boiko Borisov Whack Adina (.... and Val?) Skateboard-city Dublin Ping of Death - lookit source Three Wise Bantu's Magic Headband
Crips- My mistake, merely vandalized. Delaware colony Jude Law Indoors M.C. Ecsher Skipping like a sissy Talk:Dawn Dawn Antis Canterbury Brisbane state high DinoJews Log in Shree University of washington Chris Mott - Just seriously, what the fuck???
Oh shit, It's September 13, guys!
UnNews:Dr. Uwe Boll mauled to death by Zombie-Rabbit-Pigeons - Onlookers Dance on Grave Benjamin Horsfield Mishqat Anser Nick shambrooke Template:JZZB Chocolate rain cessation theory Dub Squidman Asdd Gus Bong Jae Incubus Tommy Lasorda Sleepytime Gorilla Museum Mahavishnu Orchestra Psyopus Portugal the man Circa survive Hoobastank Underwood This message is not to be removed due to Admin intrusion. Any attempts will be reversed and Satan will burn your house with his tears. Sex slaves Exploding Orphans Joe Pesci - smells like Wikipedia talk page redirect Joe Principe Brandon Barnes - Recreated shit Tim McIlrath Brandon Barnes Forum:Better things you could be doing with your life RIGHT NOW/ - SPAM! Dublin Southern United States - Wikipedia Copy/Paste Johnny Quest Abercrombie Track IX Things that rhyme Carlos secretário - Wikipedia much? Hamish Valcano Image:LiarsUnCensored.jpg Aaron welby Jmui Tawbaş people CHEESE MAN Game:MySpace:The Game/Yeah!! Tom fulp Brampton Aspect ASIAN Vo - Marti guidotti Erin o'connor National Front Dan christian Ugh Pie rats PS9 Dawn The limit Hi my na Suk Won Nam Hansens Gay berries Forum talk:Better things you could be doing with your life RIGHT NOW/ Dana wilges Empty page - consider redirect to Nihilism This Page Does Not Exist Massive mutant cyclops's http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum:DO_YOU_HAVE_STAIRS_IN_YOU_HOUSE%3F&redirect=no Dawn - Formerly a redirect to the now deleted Hikari, now crappy vanity. --Begin Broken Redirects-- 22 March Nick mccarthy Max power The Jackson 5 MI5 Jackson Five Jackson 5 The Lord Ood-Bnyar Lafayette Hitler Jr Greg Doctor pepper Dr Pepper Castles Cabbage patch kids Future Hitler --End Broken Redirects--
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Why?:Save the mooses? - nah. just, nah.Too late, been reviewed Surya boesman Surya boesman The Family Softball Sony BREW Ninja
September 12
Gaypatrick - HATES ALL ASIANS! Quantum Bitch Theory A guy in a t shirt that wants you Patrick daniels - is a FAG!!!!!! Breaking benjamin Scott nolan ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Jacob Fils is super gay Kanon Kate Winslet Vinny_testaverde Dead_people Alcpaoneshooter - Scientifantastic Marcie jackson Dur hur hur - Comedy gold Evan kozam Dead people Cults Academy Krusty the Clown Image:Schoolgirls-gallery-1405454.jpg Libanon Matt_gordon Bands described obtusely pointless redirect Wall Street Journal Tony Brennan Tobias Lans Ballybunion Domhnall Mc Gowan and Colm Glennon Ryan Speed Stricken << WTF? Clearwater Poop balls Pat Yankey Template:"Ironically enough, when the penis is circumcised, it looks a German army helmet after that." Orinationx2 the user Rachel Image:Pipeno.jpg - Redundant to higher-quality Image:Magritte pipe.jpg User:22.214.171.124 - Currently blank, edited only by a different anon
September 11 - DO NOT insert distasteful humor here
Cutie honey - sheesh. Aren't there enough pervs in the world?! Dead Parrot Sketch - complete, irrefutable, annoying, garbage. Catherine Ries - vaaanity... Senor todd - vanity, although well-crafted vanity. Noah donnenfield - vanity Barraba - towncruft. Translation for the star vega Elizabethan theatre Neal Elward Poképhilia Cubicle Ken_Kutaragi Gianni Versace Morses mum - Vanity Afterlife Uncyclopedia quote by Oscar Wilde Deaf people Telephonectomy Sexy McFunkynuts Morozova TIB's Morozova Little Miss Muffet Petter @yajoo Jefry Orochii Emmanuel Liam the III The jesus meter Skoot Ninja Info Cards - BBA Nothing123 - BBA Thezhouse Gordo Four Kings North - cocktailloungecruft Christian Rodriguez
September 10 - Insert humor here
376832746832468374683276487324683427 Zombie tomato obviously copy and paste of Zombietomato who was one to post so obiously vanity. Bucka Jordan sydow Gordo Massive mutant cyclops's Mickey Bird & Mickey bird Jmomma Artarmon - Towncruft. Tu Madre Beca Beaton - Vanity. Nathan hinton Glenn duguid Neoism Robert Loggia Take five Forl Jacob barlow Nicholas Cleasby Take 5 Nick Cleasby Will thams JewTube Tom Barker Derver Coral reefs Super devil Nadia hilton Peewee's playhouse Ms. Garrison and Your Mother. Captain stupid Daniel christian Micheal lyman - Use a phone or MSN Tasha H. - Bleh Sam alpert - OMFG VANITY Dormers wells hgih school - Vanity insanity (hgih school?) Samir - Spongebob Squarepaints? HK USP - One liner makes Uncyclopedia a mad boy TAS and KAS - vanity. may not be new enough for QVFD in which case I'll VFD 'em Bjhgkfvyjh Zack dion And your mum is a fat cow Richard brown MERLION
September 9 - The day the witty titles died.
Vidip Game:TAOAG/duck/summondole - Bleh Jka Matt vassallo Jensen Ackles Fungusdude Legacy Banquo Xxx Pelea Image:Highway-Sign.jpg - author's request Droids Pretty Guardian Sailor Mustang Little Miss Muffet Buffalo new york Rational HowTo:Destory France The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny $haydee $haydee Free ball day - Only three contributor's. Original author was Freeballday Ripon South Austria - vanity brought to you by bunch of IP's! Could an admin take a look at all the broken redirects on the site, and huff accordingly? Shardlow Enchanted wiki Template:nowrap Denominazione_di_Origine_Controllata unneeded redirect Tapeley_park Hector_christie Zatch_Bell -- eewww, anime. Bavaria Family Values Tour Ninja Info Cards - BBA Nothing123 - BBA Cameroon - BBA Image:Chiquita banana sticker.jpg I thought is was going to use it, but then I didn't. User:RAHB/Asshole Image:RAHB-thegood.jpg - D'OH! Govind Romabadajanalammaman Pointless Redirect The_She-bear Gigabyte
QualityWiP. Oh, the irony. User:RAHB/rewrite_ideas - not needed
September 8?
Dublin 4 - Nobody cares Taking Back Sunday Making lots of lines doesn't make it funny. County Yes they will. Passaic River one liner or two liner whatev. Battle of Tour Lines If you can't spell construction you can't write an article. GATE Olivia Epping boys Kings school Down by the bay Captain Fun Gladstone Park Secondary College - vanity. James McGreevey You're So Vain New Jersianite Californicate Tailgating McGreevey Newark Scitech Passaic River Rosario dawson West virginia university Scitech Jewtalian
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by Jesse Galef – I'm not usually one to feel that sense of awe about the universe. But… wow. This new image NASA released yesterday as part of their "Blue Marble" project is incredible: (I also found the absolutely enormous, 8000×8000 px version. It blew my mind.) Really gives a sense of perspective, doesn't it? [Read More…]
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by Jesse Galef – Perhaps I'd gotten too cynical, but I didn't see this good turn of events coming. As announced yesterday, religious leaders in Cranston, Rhode Island stepped up to defend Jessica and speak out against the hateful comments, the bullying, and the threats. Here were the rapid reactions I jotted down as I [Read More…]
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by Jesse Galef – That's right: religion is ruining the true spirit of Christmas. That's my argument in today's US News & World Report Debate topic "Has Christmas Become Too Secular?" Believe me, I had a lot of fun answering. The secular submissions are dominating the religious ones – go upvote the ones you like! [Read More…]

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NEW YORK (Nov. 13)
Returning from a week of top-level discussions with Prime Minister Eshkol and Finance Minister Sapir on Israel's economic situation, Dr. Joseph J. Schwartz, vice-president of the Israel Bond Organization, reported today that Israel was in urgent need of more Israel Bond funds to meet economic problems that were aggravated by the June war. "The short duration of the hostilities limited the setbacks and disruptions of the economy," Dr. Schwartz said, "but Israel has not yet caught up with the tremendous drain on her resources brought on by the critical developments of last spring."
However, Dr. Schwartz expressed optimism on the problem of unemployment, pointing out that he was greatly encouraged by the reduction in the number of jobless that resulted from an upswing in industrial production and an increase in public works projects financed with the aid of Israel Bond funds. "Israel has turned the corner on the crucial problem of unemployment," he said.
"But it still has a long way to go in creating more jobs for its growing labor force. The drive to return the country to full employment depends to a great extent on the expansion of production for export and that, in turn, depends on the availability of large-scale resources to establish new industries to increase Israel's foreign trade."
Dr. Schwartz reported that both Prime Minister Eshkol and Finance Minister Sapir urged that the Israel Bond Organization exert every effort to maintain in the balance of the current year, and in 1968, the extraordinary level of Israel Bond sales that were recorded during last summer's emergency.


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Review/Art; A Small Show Within an Enormous One
Published: June 22, 1992
KASSEL, Germany— The best thing about "Documenta 9," the international exhibition of contemporary art that opened here on June 13, is that within its enormous, shapeless mass of artworks a rather good, relatively small show of installation art struggles to be free. One of the bad things -- and there are several -- is that the show is so big and unfocused that it seems to be without standards. Almost any artist working today could have been in it.
Ranging through abstract and figurative painting and sculpture, drawing, Conceptual Art, photography, video and installation art, "Documenta 9" presents several hundred works by 190 artists from nearly 40 countries. (By comparison, "Documenta 8," which was held in 1987 and seemed big at the time, had 140.) When many parts of the world seem to be teetering on the brink of chaos and the art world itself is being redefined by the pressures of multi-culturalism, this exhibition abstains from larger themes or conclusions and from making much sense at all.
The exhibition includes big-name European and American artists like Gerhard Richter, Bruce Nauman, Richard Artschwager, Ilya Kabakov, Mario Merz, Reinhard Mucha and Brice Marden, and several slightly younger artists who are becoming regulars in these big international shows: David Hammons, Anish Kapoor, Robert Gober, Rebecca Horn and Mike Kelley.
Also included are emerging artists like Rachel Whiteread, a British sculptor who excels at evocative Minimalist forms in plaster and translucent resin, although the show otherwise ignores the increasingly active British art scene, which has some of the most interesting young artists in Europe. There is a smattering of artists from India, Africa, Asia, Eastern Europe and South America, of whom Eugenio Dittborn of Chile, Mariya Serebriakova of Russia and Ousmane Sow of Senegal make especially strong impressions.
The chief architect of "Documenta 9" is Jan Hoet (pronounced YAN HOOT), the flamboyant director of the Museum of Contemporary Art in Ghent, Belgium. His international reputation rests on "Chambres d'Amis," an innovative exhibition he organized in Ghent in 1986. In that show, about 50 American and European artists were invited to create works for 50 private homes in Ghent, which were then opened to the public for several weeks.
Mr. Hoet has lent "Documenta 9" an aura of masculine swagger. He is often referred to in the press as a former boxer (he pursued the sport in college) and has several times expressed an admiration for Mike Tyson. One of the typically jocular "Documenta" press releases has announced that a boxing match and baseball games will be held in conjunction with the show. Another release noted that a Belgian magazine had named Mr. Hoet, who bears a passing resemblance to Jean-Paul Belmondo, one of the 10 sexiest people in Belgium. More important, Mr. Hoet's exhibition has been widely criticized for its underrepresentation of women, roughly 16 percent. He is somewhat redeemed by the fact that women are responsible for some of the best and most prominently displayed works.
"Documenta 9," which occupies nine buildings and many outdoor sites in Kassel, has reportedly been a three-year project for Mr. Hoet. During this time, he has worked with a budget of nearly $11 million and a three-man team that consists of Piero Luigi Tazzi, an Italian critic, Denys Zacharopoulos, a Greek critic, and Bart De Baere, a curator at Mr. Hoet's museum.
As expected, the ninth incarnation of this prestigious survey of contemporary art, which has been held in this small German city every four or five years since 1955, attracted thousands of art-world professionals to its press previews. Workmen were rushing to complete the exhibition, and a frequent absence of wall labels caused confusion.
Getting through the show is a navigational feat that, even with labels, requires a sheaf of maps and floor plans. The Fridericianum, the handsome 18th-century museum that has been the main home of "Documenta" since its inception, is filled literally to the rafters, as is the newly completed Documenta Halle, which will now be the show's primary annex. To handle the overflow, five connected temporary "trailers," as they are called, have been built in the Karlsaue, the lush green park beyond Documenta Halle. These elegant, industrial-type structures in glass and corrugated metal are so crowded, for the most part with paintings, that they resemble a form of fancy art storage.
There are some particularly dramatic esthetic contrasts in the Fridericianum. One corridor is devoted to the work of Ulrich Meister, an artist who pins to the wall the most insignificant of everyday objects, like a rubber band. And in the tower of the building is a small exhibition titled "Collective Memory," which consists of one work each by six giants of art: Alberto Giacometti, James Ensor, Paul Gauguin, Barnett Newman, Joseph Beuys and Jacques-Louis David, whose 1793 masterpiece, "The Death of Marat," has, astoundingly, been lent by the Louvre.
Art can also be seen in the natural history museum across the street from the Fridericianum; in several galleries at the Neue Galerie, a nearby museum devoted to German painting from the 18th century to the present, and in several store fronts around the Friedrichsplatz, the grassy square in front of the Fridericianum.


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We don't know a ficus from a philodendron, but we do know that we can't visit this groovy garden center without leaving a good portion of our paycheck behind. Situated in and around a restored Craftsman bungalow in downtown Phoenix's historic Roosevelt District, Tara's Garden isn't just a heap of horticulture; it's a series of artfully crafted outdoor garden settings. Wonder how those date palms will look with your Adirondacks? Tara isn't selling hers off a shelf; she's got them "planted" around some patio furniture, so you can see how they'll look once you get them home. Not sure what to do with the succulents you just bought? Visit Tara's water garden for some tropical planting ideas. Inside, the house is bursting with ways to display your indoor plants, and with great gift ideas, dispensed by friendly, informative Tara herself. Who needs a green thumb when there's a cool old house grown over with leafy life? We rely on Tara's Garden to tell us what (and how, and where) to plant.
It may look like your typical hole-in-the-mall diamonoid shop from the outside -- and even on the inside, if you only spend a couple minutes browsing the pricey engagement rings and watches in the display boxes. But loiter around the subdued Capri Jewelers for a while, and you'll see a clientele you usually don't expect in a mall jewelry store. "Aw, this is that place!" whispers a young black guy in an Atlanta Falcons jersey, pulling his three male buddies into the store and sitting down, awestruck, in front of a case showing custom-made colored-diamond pendants, rose gold rings and diamond dog tags.
The celebrity photos on the wall tell you immediately you're not at Jared's anymore: Satisfied bling-buyers, posing with the owner and saleswomen, include LL Cool J, Knoc-Turn'al, Ginuwine, Shaquille O'Neal and Junior Spivey, who reportedly paid a handsome fee to have his own likeness reproduced in 3-D on an exquisite white- and black-gold pendant. Here, diamonds aren't just a girl's best friend; Terrell Suggs and Joe Budden are cozying up on the rocks, too.
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These days anyone who can deconstruct a tee shirt and sew it back together feels the need to label himself or herself a "designer." While it's nice to see the local fashion scene grow, it can be frustrating to weed through the plethora of faux designers to find quality. Luckily, Mary Jane at Kontrive, a funky boutique in downtown Tempe, is around to help us on our quest for real fashion. M.J. features an eclectic mix of vintage furniture as well as accessories and clothing, highlighting the best that local fashion has to offer. The shop's buyers hand-pick work by Valley designers, and they've found an exciting mix -- from the expected regulars like Angela Johnson and T-roy to up-and-coming talent like Lauren Orciuolo.
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Sure, it might be cool these days to get your vicarious vid-screen thrills as a gun-toting hit man or car thief, but sometimes old-school gamers long for a simpler time when all you needed was the Konami Code to advance to the next level. So the plentiful stacks of classic titles for sale or trade at Games Plus are like a warp zone to yesteryear, with cartridges ranging from the gaming Stone Age (Atari 2600) up to the more recently outdated systems (Nintendo 64) and everything in between. The latest shrink-wrapped XBox, PS2 and GameCube discs are available, too, along with more new and used accessories than you can shake a SuperScope at. Owner Renny Mitchell and company have been in the biz for more than 27 years, long before any other used game shop pressed start, and it shows. The joystick jockeys behind the counter will even chat with customers about the latest online RPGs or -- more important to watchful parents -- refuse to sell restricted titles to the underage moppets who frequent the store. Thank goodness for the electronic baby sitter, giver of such pearls of wisdom as, "Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad."
Forget Hollywood Video and Blockbuster. And while you're at it, forget every rinky-dink indie video store in the Valley. The largest, most eclectic collection of videos is at Burton Barr Central Library, where you can rent everything from Elia Kazan's A Face in the Crowd and Robert Bresson's L'Argent to Luis Bu--uel's The Exterminating Angel and the complete PBS series of Brideshead Revisited. Want to watch a collection of silent Fatty Arbuckle shorts? Burton Barr's got it. Lindsay Anderson's O Lucky Man? It's got that, too. Like most library video collections, Burton Barr can boast its share of documentaries and educational videos. If you need a VHS bio of Hermann Goering or a course on how to pick a bottle of wine, it's still the place to hit. But what's surprising is the library's superior collection of foreign and art-house films, as well as classic Hollywood movies. Better than any video rental place in Maricopa County, and the price is right: i.e., it's free, bubba. All you need is a library card and a smile.
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Parents and children are invited to meet the tutors, try out instruments and field their questions.
The academy will give tuition in guitar, bass guitar and drums for 11-16 year olds and instruments will be available for youngsters to try.
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Fire at Wrangler causes extensive smoke damage
– By Katie Zerr
Mobridge emergency agencies were called to a fire at the Wrangler Inn Friday, Jan. 3, after employees in the kitchen noticed smoke.
According to hotel staff at the scene, employees in the kitchen and the lounge area reported smoke at about 6:15 p.m.
The restaurant and lounge area are located on the second floor of the building. Staff discovered thick smoke in a second floor hallway on the south side of the building and owner Jeff Jackson discovered a fire under the staircase in the southeast corner of the building.
According to Mobridge Fire Chief Brad Milliken, the staff at the Wrangler had evacuated the building before the fire department arrived on the scene. He said the fire started in a linen supply area and was contained to the area of the stairway. No one was injured in the incident.
"What damage there was mostly smoke damage which was extensive," he said. "Some carpet burned, but it was linens and some chairs being stored there."
Jackson said there was little structural damage because the stairway is made of building construction.
Jackson said on Tuesday that there are currently cleaning crews on site working long hours getting as the much of the building ready as possible for the ice-fishing tournament this weekend.
"Marie and I talked about it and decided this is such a big event for Mobridge and our priority should be getting as many rooms as ready as possible," he said. "We hope to have 25 to 29 out of the 35 rooms ready for the weekend."
The restaurant and lounge, however, will not beready to re-open.
Jackson said the community has been very supportive.
"We have had calls from the community offering rooms in their homes," he said. "We have been able to get rooms for some of the fisherman at other locations. They have been very understanding of the situation."
Jackson said the smoke damage was extensive s the heavy smoke gathered on the second floor which houses rooms and the restaurant, kitchen and lounge. He said the ceiling tiles and tracks needed replacing along with some room linens.
A dollar amount of damage has not been determined as of yet.
The Mobridge Volunteer Fire Department, Mobridge Police, Glenham Fire Department and the Mobridge Ambulance Service responded to the fire.


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Update on the Mohammed cartoonsGood news from Belarus (though not as good as one would like): just hoping Lukashenko is not chastising the judges for admitting the appeal against the sentence which included a punishment of three years of forced labor. Anyway, Danish cartoonist Kurt Westengaard continues to increase his list of people who want to murder him fans: in Pakistan, last Friday (again) there were people shouting "Death to the cartoonist". By the way, recent riots in Denmark were not caused in the beginning by the cartoons, but by the detention of some drug trafficking thugs in Copenhague. That was they insisted that... ... more
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February 21, 2008
Al Qaeda hunting down for beggars and mentally disabledto use them as suicide terrorists. US commanders in Iraq consider that it's possible that AQ has infiltrated the records of psyquiatric hospitals. Iraqi Government is trying to stop this, retiring these groups of people from the streets... But where are they going to live afterwards? Because they are not very protected in those psyquiatric hospitals... Lastly Karrar, the chief of Al-Qaeda's network in Diyala, who was the responsible for the suicide of two mentally disabled women in Baghdad has been killed by Coalition forces.... ... more
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February 15, 2008
Kuwaiti Journalist: Moghniyeh Was Accomplice in Mykonos Killings (Persian)Broadcast 15 February by Simaye Azadi (Mojahedin-e Khalq)... ... more
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February 13, 2008
The Chadian TalibansThere has been nearly no news about something which is terrible for Africa and specially for Darfur: the conquest by Saudi and Sudan-backed Jihadis of nearly all Chad in less than a week. Some days ago I wrote about the possibility of Chad being converted into an Islamic state. I was not wrong though it seems that reality could even worse than I thought at first. Throughout nearly 25 years a terrible genocide has happened in Sudan. Both Christians and Animists were killed by Janjaweed, the demons from the North, who caused death and displacement all over the place, without... ... more
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February 4, 2008
Broadcast 4 February on Iranian state satellite TV (IRINN) Crossposted to The Satellite News... ... more
Iran TV: Space Program (English)
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From: "Philip Keast" <>
Subject: Re: [DEV] Free BMD and errors
Date: Sat, 18 Jan 2003 13:20:47 -0000
References: <004c01c2beee$ae368e20$e3fd86d9@pbncomputer>
I was under the impression that the dates on FreeBMD were simply a reference
to the quarter in which the event occurred.
Hence an event on the 11th July 1895 would be in the third quarter ending on
30th Sept and thus recorded as Sept 1895.
Of course, I could be wrong.....
Phil Keast
KeastConnect Project
Cornwall Family History Society #11217
----- Original Message -----
From: "Andrew FRANKS" <>
To: <>
Sent: Saturday, January 18, 2003 12:39 PM
Subject: [DEV] Free BMD and errors
> Has anyone noticed differences in the BMD database from the true birth
cert entries?
> My grandfather's birth is recorded as Sept 1895 when I know he was born
11th July 1895. He was not baptised in Sep 1895 either. He was baptised as
a child of 2 or 3. They also have a marriage date for my ancestors which is
out by 2 months.
> I know they do say you should report errors.
> Interested to know if anyone else has come accross many discrepancies and
why this might be. Surely someone would not read July as Sept or Oct as
> Hope someone can enlighten me.
> Carol in Berkshire
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Skinny Jeans On Guys Are Not Okay [AUDIO]
On today's show a debate over whether or not it was okay for men to wear "skinny jeans" broke out. There were some VERY strong opinions on the topic. None stronger then Sean's. Give it a listen here and then let us know what you think.
I feel like the "Man Up Miller Lite" commercial sums it up nicely.
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Peruvian Connection was started in 1976 by the mother-and-daughter team of Biddy and Annie Hurlbut. Annie, as an anthropolgy student studying in Peru, became fascinated by the patterns, colors, and materials used by the Peruvian women to design clothing. Annie purchased a sweater for her mother, Biddy, which instantly became a hit amongst Biddy's friends. Annie then began to design her own clothing items in the Peruvian style, which Biddy sold from her home in Kansas. Shoppers can browse through tops, pants, skirts, dresses, coats, accessories and more on the Peruvian Connection website. Consumers can also order items from a catalog or visit one of the five international store locations.
Peruvian Connection, like many other companies, embraces the idea of using high quality materials in an earth-friendly manner. All materials used to create the collection items are top quality. The three primary materials used include alpaca fiber, Peruvian Pima cotton, and vicuna fiber. Vicuna, a cousin to the alpaca, possesses a fleece that is considered to be one of the rarest natural fibers in the world. Warmer than wool and finer than cashmere, the vicuna fleece is one of the most elegant fibers used to design clothing. Peruvian Connection also makes use of the hand-picked cotton grown in Peru. Without the harsh chemical processes that are often used to harvest and refine other forms of cotton, the cotton used in Peruvian Connection's clothing is noticeably softer.
In the online search for alpaca clothing, one does not find much in the way of selection. Alpaca Clothing, also known as Best Alpaca Clothing, is probably the closest thing Peruvian Connection has to competition. A family owned business, Alpaca Clothing carries tops, pants, skirts, and other clothing items. While the vast majority of its clothing items are 100% alpaca wool, some of the items do contain acrylic or Merino wool. The website does indicate in the clothing description what other materials are used to create the items. Though Alpaca Clothing does offer a good variety of styles, it does not offer as many natural fiber options as Peruvian Connection.
Purely Alpaca, a retail web-company started in 2002, is another company featuring the alpaca wool. Although it, too, cannot compare in terms of natural fiber options to Peruvian Connection, it does stand apart from competitors by offering a more extensive collection of items containing alpaca wool. Purely Alpaca offers everything from mittens to toys, whereas Peruvian Connection specializes in women's clothing and accessories.
Compared to Purely Alpaca, which offers items ranging in cost from a few dollars for an alpaca toy to a few hundred dollars for alpaca clothing, Peruvian Connection can seem more costly. Even in comparison to Alpaca Clothing, with items tending to range from about $90 - $150, Peruvian Connection can seem expensive. Many of the items sold on the Peruvian Connection website vary in cost from just under $100 to upwards of $300. The key justification for this slightly heftier price tag is in the quality of the fibers used to produce the clothing. Peruvian Connection uses hand-picked cotton and rare natural fibers to give its clothing the high quality its consumers desire. For thriftier shoppers, Peruvian Connection does offer sale items, offering about a 10% to 30% discount off of regular prices.
Peruvian Connection tends to garner positive feedback, both on its own site and on the internet at large when it comes to the high quality of the materials. The largest number of complaints tend to be in response to the pricing of items at Peruvian Connection. Many shoppers feel that it is simply out of their price ranges. A few complaints from knitters center on the fact that many of the items sold by Peruvian Connection are machine-knit, and not hand-knit. For consumers making purchases through Peruvian Connection's website, frequent shoppers give the warning that sizes tend to run big! Despite the complaints that Peruvian Connection garners, it still tends to rank as 3.5 - 4.5 stars on a 5-star scale.
Although the clothing may be a tad pricey, the quality is beautiful and clothing is unique. These clothes are for special occasions and pieces are "keepers."


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Performing is Radomir Vojtech Luza's life, allowing him to confront issues, understand life situations, and grow. He is also a renaissance man – activist, actor, singer, standup comedian, poet – an agent for change hoping to inspire and educate others.
Luza's fight to preserve freedoms and truth comes from his immigrant parents, fleeing repressed Communist Czechoslovakia for release and opportunity in New Orleans. Education in Jesuit schools there introduced him to literature, and the poem, "The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner," inspired Luza to become a poet.
Developing his poetry and playwriting skills in college, Luza has published over forty poems in journals, written twenty-four books, been featured over seventy times at readings, organized and hosted or co-hosted 13 readings across the country, and produced four spoken word CDs set to music. He has recently published a book of poems called Fourth Nuthouse in September, helping him resolve both his mixed feelings about Los Angeles and his pain while at the Del Amo Mental Hospital in 2006, hopefully shining a light on mental illness and its stigma.
Luza's nearly three weeks in the hospital were tough, confined and surrounded at all sides. Having to write secretly and employing the cracks in the door for light, he recorded his pain, anger, and frustration at the disintegration of his marriage, making sense of what was happening in often descriptive and imaginative poems.
"Discharge" uses rhythmic rhyme as it sums up Luza's realization that he must solve his own problems. "Last Poem" examines the solitariness of writing, while "Genius" describes how difficulties can inspire great work. Luza employs colorful description and language to reveal his feelings.
One of Luza's life missions is showing how people can employ poetry to learn to mend and heal themselves and the world, just as he has.
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Tony Fernandes has reassured fans he won't pull the plug on QPR's finances even if he steps down as chairman.
The Malaysian tycoon has seen the club struggle at the bottom of the table all season and on January 27, the day after they were eliminated from the FA Cup following a 4-2 home defeat to MK Dons, Fernandes wrote on his Twitter account: "I take all responsibility and will face the music... If can't fix it I will be first to go."
But asked about that this morning Fernandes told the BBC: "I think people misunderstood what I said - 'walk away as chairman'.
"Lots of people are getting blamed at QPR - the players, the former manager, the CEO.
"The buck stops with me, and I said that no-one else should be blamed other than me, Tony Fernandes, as chairman.
"If it goes wrong and people think that I'm the wrong chairman, then I'll step down, but my investment will stay and I will continue to be a board member and support the club, because I have a lot of ambitions for the club.
"I just wanted to put on record that no-one else would take responsibility but the leader, and the leader of the club is me."
Pressed as to whether he was planning to step down, Fernandes said: "At the moment, no.
"I have had a very positive response from many of the fans and management at the club, so I will continue," Fernandes said.
"We will take one step at a time. Right now, the battle is on."
Fernandes took over as chairman in August 2011 after Neil Warnock led the club to promotion to the Premier League.
QPR are six points adrift of safety in the Premier League with 13 games left to play this season, but Fernandes backed manager Harry Redknapp with some big money new signings in the January transfer window including striker Loic Remy and defender Christopher Samba.
It has been reported that Samba was earning a staggering £100,000 a week at Loftus Road, but Fernandes insists the true figure is much less.
Her said: "It is not right for me to say, but it is nothing like £100,000 - it is more around the £65,000 mark. You would be close (with that)."
Fernandes, who insists QPR conducted themselves correctly in their failed attempt to sign West Brom frontman Peter Odemwingie, added: "If we go down, we are prepared for it and we know what we have to do to come back up.
"Everything that has been done has been thought of in a long-term way.
"We think we can get out of this mess. We have a good manager, we are undefeated so far this year (QPR have won one and drawn four of their five league games so far in 2013) and two or three wins could change our position quite dramatically - it is very tight down there."


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Acura RDX
2004 Sneaky Previews
When the RD-X concept was unveiled at the 2002 Detroit show, it was clearly too rad to be real. Nevertheless, it neatly filled a vacancy at the entry end of Acura's lineup. The five-door RDX (no hyphen in Acura nomenclature for production models) will be based on Honda CR-V sport-ute and Acura RSX coupe architecture. Powertrain elements will include a 200-hp, 2.4-liter four-cylinder engine enhanced by Honda's Integrated Motor Assist system, which sandwiches an electric motor between the engine and transmission to improve fuel economy and make the RDX one of the quickest compact SUVs on the market. It will be a front-drive design, with an all-wheel-drive option similar to the system in the Honda Pilot and Acura MDX. It's due in showrooms in the fall of '05 as an '06.