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June 30th - My hormones are raging and somebody's gonna get raped
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June 29th - U Got Me Bugged
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June 28th is not THINKER!
User:Nameable/UnScripts:Transcript Of Police Questioning, Nurseryland, 1998 Moved to better title (still in namespace) User:Nameable/Corn Flakes Moved to actual Corn Flakes page. Nameable • mumble? 20:03, 28 June 2009 (UTC) Imperial Guard User:Orian57/Technophobe lost the ideas I had. they were probably shit anyway. Orian57 Talk 18:06 28 June 2009 ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Southern Jew town User:5556 - not created by user SnowCrash Enterprise d - ripped off another wiki User:Orian57/UnScripts:Trapped at Sea Obese piano Go north - seems quite pointless User:Orian57/Puff the Magic Dragon doubt this was going anywhere funny/can't be arsed. Orian57 Talk 07:04 28 June 2009 User:Iwillkillyou/sig Duplicate of - this
June 27th - This is a graveyard. Get over it, asshole.
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June 26rd - The crapfest continues
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June 25th - All admins are teh suxxorz!
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June 24th - Angel Dust
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-- Orian57 Talk 23:02 24 June 2009 23:02, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
June 23rd - Back to Basics - "Live"
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June 22nd - Tony Iommi is your friend
Livingston Åland User:A.Z?123/The n00b's Guide TO Uncyclopedia - Author Request Talk:The old man down the street - Load of crap John Barrowman Talk:Roofimian Roofimian Pope John Paul 2.1 OOOOOO! Firelord Lydia guevara 5 mountins in the uk UnBooks:Experiments with Explosive Barrels Greatest engineering blunders of all time File:AlGore test.JPG pointless. Orphaning imminent. File:Stephsleep.jpg shit also soon to be orphaned. File:CALLTHECOPS.jpg is this really what we want on our site? Regardless it will be orphaned as soon as I've finished rewriting LazyTown. Orian57 Talk 05:41 22 June 2009 Talk:Hoth, Galactic Empire Hoth, Galactic Empire Talk:Hoth
Hothvandal moved I unmoved Redirected to a more suitable page. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:28, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
June 21st - Oh, God; oh, butt; oh, cheeks. Take, fucking cheeks. OH GOOOOOOODDD.
SUCK MAH ASS ??? Dora the Exploder the shit this site gets never fails to dissapoint me. User:Nameable/UnNews:Berlusconi Is Not Corrupt, Says Italian Dictator This is too hard for me to do. Nameable • mumble? 13:33, 21 June 2009 (UTC) Himbo - Vanity/Cyberbullying User:Orian57/HowTo:Be Racist Don't think I can do this one. Orian57 Talk 12:20 21 June 2009 Game:DicingDangers - Mistake lol. —The la Zhel 12:33, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
June 20th - Insert
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June 19th - I HAVE AIDS!
HowTo:Be a terrorist Jesus. Talk:Califonia gold rush Califonia gold rush Fake-Time Strategy Mhaille was raped to death by his father, and his mother chopped his hands and head with a knife. FOR GREAT JUSTICE AND EPIC LULZ. User talk:Mhaille was raped to death by his father, and his mother chopped his hands and head with a knife. - Smoking crater Mhaille was raped to death by his father, and his mother chopped his hands and head with a knife. FOR GREAT JUSTICE AND EPIC LULZ.. User talk:Sockpuppet of Narcissus Black - Smoking crater User:Sockpuppet of Narcissus Black - Smoking crater Red Sauce on Pasta RETARD Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Def leapard Milli Vanilli Oliver whitehead Category:AGH MY ARM! - Random, Useless User:184.108.40.206 Why?: Am I so damn bored? Golden doodle Ps3 Upper Talk:Orian57: An uppity gaylord who loves to edit my user page because he's THAT fucking gay. Orian57: An uppity gaylord who loves to edit my user page because he's THAT fucking gay. File:Orian57Sugarplum.png "Limey" what does that even mean? also shock porn Uncyclopedia:VFP/HiThereBigBoy.png celebrating (now huffed) shock porn Image:HiThereBigBoy.png -- shock porn. User:THEDUDEMAN/The Really Big Shrimp Talk:Australia: The Movie Australia: The Movie Talk:The person who moved this article back is gonna get AIDS The person who moved this article back is gonna get AIDS 15 Second Bomb Purple drank Brodie miller Treyarch Bexleyheath User:The Woodburninator/Kiss - Mainspaced Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/metal gear solid 4 Duplicate Pee Review. Saberwolf116 22:05, 18 June 2009 (UTC) User:Orian57/UnBooks:Celebrities and How Not to Get Their Autograph not gonna finish this. Orian57 Talk 20:51 18 June 2009 Nerds 'R' Us Diputs
June 18th - Where's Waldo?
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June 17th - PHALLIC SURPRISE!
LEGO Tyrone Jackson Pasties Maori (language Liberty City Tobias m wardy User:The Woodburninator/The Secret Life of Jesus of Nazareth - Moved to mainspace. User talk:The Woodburninator/The Secret Life of Jesus of Nazareth Barack obamamba User:Sycamore/Satan - Author request Axel Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Sycamore/L'Étranger - Unwanted Template:Quality unused template, which is just an image Category:Monster I merged it with Category:Monsters Twee Pop Toronto Raptors
June 16th - Gramps wrote an article!
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June 15th - To live and die in LA, it's the place to be
User talk:Dexter111344/High school:An essay - Author request. User:Dexter111344/High school:An essay - Author request. Do not read this article! User talk:Gerrycheevers/Dead Man's Hand also this:abandoned talk page User:Gerrycheevers/Dead Man's Hand author request. who'd have thought we'd already have an article on bill hickok? Ida Aquinas Cheever McClellan Socks of User:Shinty-Six Crap for Cancer Talk:Crap for Cancer Talk:239804270985758901235761982356201937647892305623897064739820456231790856239810467923845612378905062317850690851690785614289075461738005371685134151321454 239804270985758901235761982356201937647892305623897064739820456231790856239810467923845612378905062317850690851690785614289075461738005371685134151321454 Template:Fatty only used once (and on a userpage), can't see it being anything but clutter anywhere, maybe userspacification Niko elbers Iceman Supermodels Wyvern technology college Ben meacher Phone Sex Simsons Make an article - copy copy of what, exactly? --UU - natter 09:55, Jun 15 of Bynecentropurgentsistodeciconjourpullicdicet Engine Syndrome Great Maple Syrup Wars of 1901-1906 Stanley Lipski Northpine christian college Hemi Black Rambo Ryan purvis Oliver Shearer User talk:Zheliel - I have a better version but I'm too lazy to copy/delete/
June 14
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uncyclopedia:David Calman - IP doesn't kow how to vote. Saberwolf116 03:13, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Template:Lumen not another template • <2:37 Jun 15, 2009> Robert pattinson I think we should have an article on him, but not this one. One with a capital letter. Nameable • mumble? 19:55, 14 June 2009 (UTC) David Guetta User:Orian57/peetemplate It's june and I'm still spring cleaning Orian57 Talk 19:47 14 June 2009 User:Orian57/peetemplate2 User:Orian57/peetemplate3 User:Orian57/peetemplate6 User:Orian57/peetemplate7 User:Orian57/peetemplate8 Muslim Prayer - Blanked by author Talk:234908573029857233o4ipu398321980571237890503407895ryeuifgasiyufgasiduagrhhiweklghklajfghlskadfghkjldasgbhljvbzvqweryupittoiqwy 234908573029857233o4ipu398321980571237890503407895ryeuifgasiyufgasiduagrhhiweklghklajfghlskadfghkjldasgbhljvbzvqweryupittoiqwy D'n'b Bulbapedia Fruits Basket Talk:Comozo Comozo Jelmer Rookt Shag
June 13th - Let's get this party started!! *violently clears throat*
Fred Figglehorn spam IBoners Wombats of Woo Talk:Jelmer Rookt Shag - This one too please. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:51, 13 June 2009 (UTC) Jelmer Rookt Shag - Dutch vanity/cyberbullying. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:48, 13 June 2009 (UTC) 2137589023657906124335807236450872136587092134506701728934560237895612387562139804512360957823659802365978012365493825612390875063125980123689512635980123688590123065981236509238956203981560123985086312523153125 - Pointless redirect Crap Gang Queen Nesbit Thomas and the magic railroad Snail Shit John Forbes Nash Category:People With No Purpose On The Earth - Unused, useless The Wonder of the Tuna Ante Kellog's frosties Chin Wars Op Cool encyclopedia not for fags Talk:R1 R1 UnNews:Avenged Sevenfold UnNews talk:Avenged Sevenfold Endiche Surskis&Mauzeris Endiche vis.sat Žemaitė Traditional Heavy Metal Folk Music Suopis and Rambynas Ramonai Tusas Rytis Cicinas Valdas Karklelis Your mums pet hitlers Mockingturd People who have had Sex with Your Mum HowTo:Never Get Laid Tin Man FIAL Gary Coleman Straight Rainbow Arnie Category:Articles that Evil Widget like - all of the articles below are leftovers from yesterday that seem deserving of admin attention. Category:Evil Widget Evil Widget Runscape Is ME Cruella Daville Rigged HTTP 404 - File not found Tagwi Secondary School Somerville highschool Mr mellors The Unwritten Rules Ass Pirate Latasha Skurdauskas Tony Homo
June 12 - I blame you.
Category:Articles that Evil Widget like no. Category:Evil Widget No. Evil Widget NO. DittoGCC GNU Compiler Collection Runscape Is ME Cruella Daville Rigged HTTP 404 - File not found Tagwi Secondary School Go fuck yourself! C/P of Phish Somerville highschool Mr mellors The Unwritten Rules Ass Pirate Latasha Skurdauskas Tony Homo Killer Tomato Category:Rory - Unused, useless Category:Things governments do to stimulate their economies - Useless crap, reccomend blocking recreation Magret thatcher Testimony Waitress Cambridge united football club Willy The Tramp Why is a raven like a writing desk? Christian fun Catzilla Gods Week Things that are evil Something else Piland Panda suit 180594BC Kyle busch Shaun baptista
June 11
Something else Things that are evil Gods Week SUPER FUCKING RAD! Catzilla redirect to Mnbvcxz It does not say wank on this page Christian fun Incontinentia Buttocks Why is a raven like a writing desk? Willy The Tramp Category:Things governments do to stimulate their economies - No thanks Waitress Cambridge united football club Testimony Histon football club Tim schafer Magret thatcher Magret thatcher HowTo:Join the Mile-High Club Michael Barwick Scott Keith - Repeated ICU removal Cool encyclopedia not for fags File:Brodilloch copy.jpg File:L'Étranger222.JPG - Unused Zac effron SantaWithTeeth Tags page Black Sheep Unquotable:It - No really Mr. Awesome Nicklefist the Space pirate Ninja Elephant and his friend, Mr. Heartman Harodl Sydney Use your Pirate gun? Or have Mr. Heartman shoot it with his power crsytals? Joe Hewitt RETARD Spark Man Pandas for the Ethical Treatment of Humans
June 10th
User:220.127.116.11 Tags page SantaWithTeeth UN:CITE Nikola Dragičević Dunno why it's tagged ICU, it's clearly vanity. Teh 1337 noob Lostal Walk The Line Epeen Vaginal Pig Sore. Vaginal Sore File:N755577716 1663967 3329469-1-.jpg Acronyms Category:Stub pages - Unused, useless Nikola Dragičević Suzukiphobia MIDNA Bennet blanket Worst 100 Celebrity Gay Lovers Winnipeg File:Uncyclo-tan theGame.jpg author request on the page
June 9th - Ow, I slipped in the shower and now I'm all fucked up, ow
Conjugate The dark ones Category:Activity - Unused, useless Category:Sexy Man Beasts - Unused, useless GUITAR HERO METALLICA Bugs Bunny Jeffrey Immelt Shallenburgery Suzuki PPueId Lowtrace Dorakitlgruswineflul Chris king Helene Belding Mathew glover Daniel kim Tim oh - We either feature it or we delete it. It's up to you. Nameable • ((mumble?)) • 13:52, 9 June 2009 (UTC) Amg File:Osama-Bin-Laden-Dick-Head.jpg - Do we really need another penis image? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:04, 9 June 2009 (UTC) Safe My house Dr Boutrous-Boutrous Ghali Lulzorcopter Underwater Shoop da Whoop Claw Monster Microsoft Sam Donkey kong Bugs Bunny Wait. What am I doing? This is fucking genius! Feature now! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:54, 9 June 2009 (UTC) For teh lulz User:Zana Dark/Portal/DYK/list&action=edit - Redirect The effects of taking acid too early Why?: You shouldnt take acid before riding a bicycle Why?: You shouldnt take acid before riding a bicycle? Mi goreng Point Break Stub pages Ugh Gangsta Greenwood - Vanity? Bohumil hurda - Vanity? User:Zana Dark/Portal/DYK/list&action=edit - user requested
June 8 - 'more tea, vicar?, and how about that jolly wife swapping freak fest?
UnNews:Atrayl Edward andrews Maynard James Keenan Rightside up - ? Tyler Moore - Vanity? The War of Cartoons Category:Flimsy excuses to get Tits on the wiki - Unused, useless Category:People currently being hunted by the Ninja Assault Kittens - Unused, empty Category:monkeyfish - Useless, empty Category:Yettie Talkpages I assume the author wanted to delete this, it was blanked and replaced with QVFD and only had 1 page in it (which I de-catted) Category:Things Not to Google empty re-direct, category redirects don't work Why?:You shouldn't take acid before riding a bicycle? Mallrats Tom fuller Cholangiocarcinoma Why?:You should not be a cannibal List of cars that don't exist, but should Edward andrews Siwmsuit Ron White Niberia Yan Boucher SkyTrain Vassar
June 7
The Cable Man File:System Of A Down - IEAIAIO.mp3 File:Rise Against - The Strength To Go On.mp3 File:Rise Against - Survive.mp3 File:Hollywood Undead - Young.mp3 File:Muse - Map Of The Problematique.mp3 Mechscape Metabolism Old Kent Road Negative Potatoe Homsarium File:1242555081814.png someone tried to insert this screen shot of an enormous 4chan discussion into a previously featured article. Demi Lovato - ICU dodger, little progress Category:Musicians Who Have A Ridiculous Amount Of Talent That It Defies The Laws Of Physics - Unused, Useless
June 6
June 5
Talk:Call of Doody Call of Doody redirect from page move vandalism The article that doesn't end Your Life THEY KILLED KENNY! Erik Gustafson Shaun Edward Magill Shaun Magill George Kemper Aaron Oakes Leeds United Robert snodgrass Brandon Thompson User talk:Coach Miller has troll accounts - user request Tuoretts guy Drew-hoxton2.JPG MIDNA Forum:TYATUS back Tara Newmark Drew Brett Rogers Ghost crap User:Orian57/peetemplate4 not using these anymore, probably have more of these floating around
but frankly can't be bothered looking for them. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 06:58 5 June 2009 User:Orian57/peetemplate5 Wally Gator pointless redirect Recyclopedia:main page - Bye Recyclopedia
June 4th - New day, new shit.
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June 3rd - Say happy birthday to Dex
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June 2nd - It's my birthday tomorrow
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June 1st - Why is it getting so hot?
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Bikini boozefest 'demeans women'
A Melbourne nightclub offering free drinks to women who turn up wearing bikinis has been criticised by the city's major sexual assault centre.
Centre Against Sexual Assault (CASA) manager Helen Makregiorgos said the "Christmas Bikini Party" - as promoted by the central CBD Amber Lounge for this Friday - is both demeaning and a possible breach of alcohol serving laws.
It would also create an environment that could promote sexual assault, Ms Makregiorgos said.
"We're concerned about the whole event ... one, it doesn't encourage responsible alcohol consumption," Ms Makregiorgos said today. "Two, it objectifies women. That is the message it sends ... women are still seen as sexual objects being used to promote a venue."
Ms Makregiorgos is based at CASA House, which is attached to the city's Royal Womens Hospital.
The centre receives about 160 cases per year of people, mainly women, who report sexual assaults within the previous two weeks.
About a quarter of all cases were linked to excessive alcohol or drug consumption, she said.
"CASA House does see quite a lot of women who are drug and alcohol-facilitated sexual assaulted in licensed venues and nightclubs, or after they have left," she said adding it was a statewide problem.
"We are also one of 15 CASAs across the state."
The nightclub event has been raised in a complaint to Victoria's Director of Liquor Licensing, which has reportedly written to the organiser asking for an explanation of how it would comply with licensing laws.
Victorian Premier Steve Bracks also today said it was up to the organiser to prove they would be serving alcohol responsibly.
"Obviously, you can't prevent people in certain dress codes. They can dress the way they want to," Mr Bracks told reporters.
"But you can obviously determine what is responsible serving of alcohol."
Comment was being sought from the Amber Lounge.
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Not too long ago, I visited a restaurant called Beijing in Tangra, Calcutta's Chinatown, for a Sunday brunch with friends. The Cantonese noodles and pepper chicken, served in square, white plates, were so delicious that half-way through the meal I wanted to compliment the owner. But Monica Liu, a waiter informed me, had not returned from church. She turned up in a pantsuit while we were savouring our dessert. "You are a God-fearing woman providing excellent food to his hungry children," I remarked. "You are welcome, sir," she replied. Then she muttered under her breath: "We have a lot to thank the Lord for. I have come a long way from the concentration camp where I was baptised."
People rub their eyes in disbelief. I couldn't believe what I heard. Concentration camp? "I am so sorry, but were you in a concentration camp in China?" I asked Monica confusedly. "No sir. We are Indian citizens. We were picked up from our home in Shillong and dispatched to a concentration camp at Deoli in Rajasthan by the Indian government. We spent over four years behind barbed-wire fences patrolled by soldiers whose rifles were always pointed at us."
I had thought that I knew my India inside out. But I was proved wrong that Sunday. Like the vast majority of my countrymen, I was blissfully unaware of the detention of a huge number of Chinese Indians in Deoli's Central Internment Camp during the 1962 India-China war. By New Delhi's own admission, nearly 3,000 men, women and children of Chinese descent—most of them Indian citizens—were imprisoned in Deoli without trial. They were picked up on the pretext that they posed a threat to India's security. But the only 'evidence' against them was the colour of their skin and facial features. The war lasted barely a month, but many internees were rotting in Deoli until late 1967—five years after the armed conflict!
That Sunday, however, Monica had caught a seasoned journalist like me by surprise. Fortunately, we struck up a conversation—if we hadn't, this book wouldn't have been written.
I called on Monica after a few days to see her baptism certificate. The pale green paper had cracked at the folds but it corroborated her stunning remark. Born on October 14, 1953, she was baptised on March 23, 1965, in the Deoli camp, according to the signed and stamped certificate No. 67. She recounted her baptism in a makeshift chapel by Reverand Father Benedict Fernandez of the Church of Saint Joseph in Kota. The visiting chaplain had signed Monica's baptism certificate with a flourish befitting the truly pious.
The baptism certificate is the only proof Monica has of her detention—and she has preserved it. She was a bubbly nine-year-old when the Shillong police picked her up along with her family and packed them off to Deoli in November 1962. Prisoners without trial, they were released in February 1967, traumatised and penniless. No document were ever issued to them. For a government, it's difficult to get more arbitrary than that.
My account of wartime abuse of Chinese Indians is based on interviews with surviving internees in India and elsewhere. In their recollections, Deoli emerged as a metaphor for state-sponsored oppression, racial profiling and humiliation of persons with Chinese blood. Indian officials who dealt with the Chinese then spoke to me at length. Some talked on record; others shared information and views on the condition of anonymity. Without their version, an objective appraisal was out of the question. I examined hundreds of pages of diplomatic correspondence between New Delhi and Beijing about the persecution of people of Chinese origin in India just before, during and after the war, besides classified home ministry files and records of the Intelligence Branch of the West Bengal government.
The Indian government emptied the Northeast—close to the zone of military operations—of Chinese in 1962. But they were also taken from Calcutta, Bombay, Delhi, Kanpur, Jamshedpur and elsewhere by special intelligence units and despatched by train to Kota, the nearest railhead from Deoli.
A concentration camp has horrible connotations. So, was the Deoli facility a concentration camp?
Its antecedents were a dead giveaway. Its origins lay in a cantonment established by the British army in Deoli in 1852; in 1942 its barracks were converted into a POW camp for German, Italian and Japanese combatants and nationals. In 1947, the military handed it over to the home ministry. When busloads of Chinese families started arriving at the camp in November 1962, they were subjected to regulations from an old military manual for administering Axis POWs gathering dust in the commandant's office. For instance, dinner was served at 5 pm and lights were switched off at 7 pm, plunging the prisoners' wings into darkness until daybreak. The rule was revoked when it was realised that, unlike Axis POWs, 60 per cent of the internees were children or elderly persons.
According to Sunanda K. Dutta-Ray—former editor of The Statesman—the wartime population of ethnic Chinese was around 60,000, with Calcutta accounting for 50,000. But Arun Chandra Guha, an MP representing Barasat, revealed during a 1962 parliamentary debate that there were between 20,000 and 30,000 Chinese in India. The 1961 census pegged India's population at 439,234,771, or about 440 million. Going by Dutta-Ray's figure, ethnic Chinese then accounted for 0.013 per cent of India's population; going by Guha's, they accounted for between 0.006 and 0.004 per cent. Could this minuscule minority have posed a threat? By no rational yardstick could such a tiny ethnic group have endangered India. But ethno-phobia is triggered more often by hallucination than facts.
The Indian government spoke with a forked tongue while incarcerating persons of Chinese descent. On December 13, 1962, it said it "became necessary to remove all Chinese nationals from that region (Assam and West Bengal) along with others who were security risks when Chinese aggressors had been moving threateningly toward those areas". On January 8, 1963, it called its action "the minimum any government would take under similar circumstances". Justifying individual arrests, India said "there were very clear reasons for their detention because of their prejudicial and anti-Indian activities". But after hurling accusations, the government did a somersault: on February 27, 1963, Union home minister Lal Bahadur Shastri gave the detainees a clean chit! He told Parliament that no internee would be tried for spying or subversion. Shastri was true to his word: nobody was prosecuted. But nobody was set free either: they simply languished behind barbed wires like POWs.
Sadly, even 50 years later, the Indian state has no regrets. There are no pangs of conscience, no symptoms of soul-searching. Questioned about excesses, Jagat S. Mehta, retired foreign secretary who manned the China desk of the external affairs ministry during the war, told an interviewer that India may have overreacted. "Today we are talking from the benefit of hindsight. But during the war Chinese were suspects, although they had been settled in India for a very long time. They got caught in the crossfire when China attacked India."
In the countdown to war, apparatchiks were cocksure about men of Chinese lineage swelling the ranks of an advancing PLA. A jittery nation was warned that distinguishing between invaders and their collaborators would be impossible because of their identical features! Betrayal was imminent, they insisted: a Fifth Column would suddenly spring into action at the appointed hour, inflicting heavy losses. When nothing of that sort happened despite the PLA marching deep into the Northeast, it was propagated that the Fifth Column was keeping its gunpowder dry and waiting for India to drop its guard before blowing up regimental headquarters, bridges and dams.
|The Chinese internees at Deoli (above) were never
issued any documents. It's difficult for a
state to be more arbitrary.
Key Indian officials of that era said they feared a repetition of events in Europe during WW-II. They claimed that Germany's Blitzkrieg 22 years earlier gave them sleepless nights when reports of China amassing its forces on the border began to trickle in. Officials subscribed to the widely-held view that Norway, Denmark and France wouldn't have fallen in three months without internal saboteurs. Indian officials, particularly those who had worked with British defence strategists until 1947, believed that Germany's lightning conquest and rapid destruction of the three countries' armies was greased by a formidable Fifth Column nurtured by the Third Reich. And they concluded that China had taken a leaf out of Hitler's book and raised a network of agents—particularly in the Northeast—to help the PLA overrun India.
Moreover, Indian officials brazenly cite America's treatment of ethnic Japanese after the December 7, 1941, attack on Pearl Harbor by Japanese navy bombers to justify the internment of ethnic Chinese. Detentions in India, they said, paled into insignificance before the world's biggest democracy and a superpower like the US throwing 1,20,000 Japanese Americans into concentration camps without batting an eyelid. According to them, the two democracies were compelled to intern persons with Chinese or Japanese genes in their national interest. To be sure, India's Foreigners (Internment) Order of November 3, 1962, was cast in the mould of Executive Order No. 9066 signed by President Franklin D. Roosevelt on February 19, 1942, authorising detention of the Japanese to prevent sabotage and espionage. But the parallel goes no further because surviving internees in the US eventually received a fat redressal cheque and a letter of apology from the president.
In 2008, I suggested in an opinion piece published in The Times of India and Khaleej Times that our government should at least say sorry to the Deoli internees. I also wrote that India's civil society is unlikely to allow a repetition of such state-perpetrated atrocities unopposed in future. Thanks to the internet, I was flooded with e-mails from Deoli victims and their families, now settled in various countries. But the response of Mao Siwei, consul general of China in Calcutta, to my initiative was rather intriguing. Siwei read my piece and wrote back: "Thank you for standing up and speaking out for the Chinese community in India. I remember that in the early 1980s when the so-called Cultural Revolution was just over, there were two schools of thought about what China should do. One was to check the history of the Cultural Revolution thoroughly and making it clear what was right and what was wrong, and get justice to everyone. The other was to Look Forward and not argue too much about the past for the time being. Mr Deng Xiaoping adopted the latter approach. The history of the last thirty years has proved that Deng was right. The former Soviet Union kept checking its history of 70 years but the state collapsed. China has allowed some of its historical issues to remain unsolved but the Nation became stronger. I am afraid that you can get all the justice for the Chinese but then you would find that the remaining 3,000 Chinese have left Calcutta forever. Middle Path is the main feature of Chinese culture. Maybe I am wrong."
Siwei is indeed wrong, exclaims Paul Chung, Indian Chinese Association president. Chung believes that an apology is a must, as the community's wounds have not healed. "Unless the government acknowledges that the Chinese were unnecessarily targeted and tortured, how can there be healing? Nobody has owned up responsibility for our suffering. It's necessary for the Indian government to publicly admit its guilt so that the victims feel reassured," he advocates.
"Chinese culture hinges on harmony. And rebellion is the antithesis of harmony. Importantly, destiny is supposed to penalise the perpetrators of injustice. That's why Chinese reaction to the grave injustices of 1962 was to leave India and go away without protesting—without disturbing the harmony. But that's a typical Chinese approach. I have been brought up differently by Christian priests. Western philosophy demands justice. It encourages people to fight for justice. It's not fair to wait for justice. The bully has to say sorry, acknowledge his guilt and even offer financial compensation to remove bitterness. While a typical Chinese would leave it to destiny, I would rather pull out all stops to seek justice for harmony's sake."
(S. N. M. Abdi is deputy editor of Outlook. These are excerpts from the opening chapter of his forthcoming book on the persecution of ethnic Chinese during the Sino-Indian war.)
My childhood dentist was Chinese,his uncle was my dad's dentist @ school & my dentist's nephew (his dad was a dentist too) was my junior in college, though he studied in the dental school. All of them spoke the perfect Tamil slang of the regions from where there hailed. Now picture that,a Chinese guy talking Tamil slang ... these people have perfectly assimilated into our society and consider themselves one of us.
Ramki .... nobody is asking you or any specific individual to apologize. That is your choice ... either way you make .... and either way doesn't matter much. IMHO you are going tangential with your dislike (and you have all the rights to it) of Nehru and his progencies as well as the Congress Party as their inheritance.
It is for the GoI to apologize or not as an institution representing the country irrespective of who runs the GoI at the time (us as a collective whether we voted for the specific dispensation running GoI at a moment in time) .
In the case of Kashmiri Pundits, the GoI (or for that matter J&K Government) did not incarcerate them on suspicions of sedition for years. So why make the equivalence? Of course, the J&K Government can apologize for not protecting them and maintaining Law & Order which is the basic job of a Government - though on this ground if apologies start, in Desh there will be no end to it - it will be a case of a Million Apologies Now. Remember we are 3rd world - our Governments, democratic or not, cannot provide basic governance to it's people, by definition.
In the case of Chinese Indians, BTW they have moved on and many of them are no longer Chinese Indians anyways - probably Chinese Americans/Candians/what-not by now. And anyways they aren't a people who want to play victim either - they are by and large doing well and they just want to continue and be left alone. So it is a question of GoI recognition of a mistake - because only recognition first can start the process of fixing and possibly getting to "never again". So it is actually needed for ourselves as a people represented by the GoI - not the Chinese Indians.
I guess only from this Article did I get to know of India's treatment of it's Chinese origin citizens (even if small miniscule one). The fact that the Americans did this to the Japanese or Europeans did it to whoever isn't any solace. And here I was always reminding Americans when they got too cocky about freedom and democracy about their treatment only a few decade back of the Japanese origin citizens during WWII.
My bubble has been burst about our founding being different and special.
I am further surprised because in engineering college one of our close friends was of Chinese origin. We spent summer vacations loafing around in Kolkata, I visited him and family in Kolkata and Cuttack. He was of course born before 1962, yet this never came out. For us in college he seemed no different than any of the others. Now I wonder did he or his family went thru this. His generation has of course moved to the west - US primarily but his previous generation still lives here.
I agree the least we can do is apologize with words. Move on, of course we must too which anyways they have done. They are not looking for anything special other than a simple heartfelt "sorry". They are not playing victim either but doing well with their hard work and entrepreneurial skills.
When I was in school in Delhi in the early 1970s, there was a boy of Chinese origin, S. S. Lee, who was a few years ahead of me. He was known for his cricketing prowess. He was quite active in the Delhi league after he left school and even played one Ranji Trophy game for Delhi (1975-76 or 1976-77), probably the only instance to date of someone of Chinese origin playing a Ranji Trophy match. From what I can gather through web trawling, he is still around and active in DDCA. It gives me shivers even now -- all of 40 years later -- to think that he too was probably at Deoli.
Of course, we have to apologize to the Indians of Chinese ancestry who suffered needlessly just as we also need to apologize to other Indians who have suffered needlessly. Not only have we not apologized to anyone, we just seem to add more groups to the list of people to whom an apology is due. How long shall we continue trotting out the "oh, but we are a democracy" excuse? Frankly, it is getting tiresome.
If we really feel sorry about the way Chinese ethnic folks in INdia were treated, why dont we ask the Nehru Dynasty that ruled India in 1962 and continues to rule India 50 years latter to be accountable for same?
The Nehru Dynasty did not consult aam admi for its foolish Hindi-Chini Bai Bai ventures. Nor did it consult aam admi when it decided to unilaterally harras a few thousand Chinese folks settled in India.
Why should, India ask apology for a crime committed by a ruling party and a particular ruling family? I am for apology - not by India, but by the dynasty that was in power then and in power now.
Just like Millions of Germans were not punished for the crimes Hitler did, the 1.2 billion Indians are not responsible for the crimes of a few hundred Dynasty folks and their blind supporters.
Because, the benefits of the loot by the dynasty- from Mundra scam to DLF scam were not shared with the 1.2 billion people.
I know people will dislike my views and hit "Report Abuse" but why should I apologise for a crime done by a party or rather a family which never had my support?
So, Outlook wants India to say sorry to those ethnic chinese, some 3000 odd folks who were harrased during the 1962 war...
How about Outlook wanting India to say sorry to the Half a Million or so Kashmiri Pandits who are continuing to live like refugees outside their home state, in SHEKKULAR INDIA?
Or is it a policy of OUTLOOK not to expect apologies for anyone who happens to worship 33 million gods?
One more "moral high" that we treat ALL Humans with respect has collapsed. Thanks Outlook to show the plight of OUR brothers and sisters of chinese origin.
So we are no better than Americans who put several thousand Japanese American citizens in concentration camps during World War II.
It seems plain, that democracy in Europe, did not work, when there was no economic impetus, because it seems, in France, the people were disagreeing with each other, before the Germans invaded. The French were the enemies of Germany before the Second World War. They wouldn't have mixed with Germans on the border, when the German industrial region, was under forced occupation by France, on the border. If I may be frank, when France, Britain, etc., saw they need not be economic rivals, and as a result, not political rivals, then the European Union formed. It seems, there are political, so called enemies, even within nations, and when political considerations within borders become important, then the border, politically, becomes irrelevant. If you look at the U. S. A., business is not exactly, seeing politics as either as enemy, or friend. The Democrats, and Republicans, have fixed ideas on many social issues, and the President, is not seen as a person bad to U. S. democracy, for any reason. N A T O is not an economic alliance, by any account, because the European Union is, a political and economic union. If I may be apolegetic, towards my views, social issues and religious issues need not have different political parties to champion them. It is apparent, that the U. S. A., doesn't need different political parties to champion social and religious issues at different times. when different times, are actually, the present, at all times.
Shocking...And a majority of Indians come to know about this cruel treatment meted out to Indian citizens of Chinese origin, some Fifty years later ! Is is the way Indian democracy functions ? ...Shameful !!


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We Rate Jenni "JWoww" Farley's Rules
Earlier this month, Jenni "JWoww" Farley became the third "Jersey Shore" cast member to pen a book, releasing The Rules According to JWoww: Shore Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition. (The Situation and Snooki beat her to the bookshelves.) "Women need dating rules like they need bras," she writes in the intro. "Sure, you can go without them, but if you do—and you're sporting a nice boob job like I am—you are gonna be flopping out there in the wind. You need the right support." Nice analogy? [MSNBC]
JWoww has been on the road, hardcore promoting her 214 page book. On Wednesday night, she talked to Leno about it, giving him a few examples of her 60 rules. First, she explained, do not drink on a first date. "Don't end up like we are on the show. Avoid that," Jenni said. Yep, I'll cosign on that.
After the jump, we've collected some of the rules from Jenni's book that she's discussed so far and rate how sound we think her advice is.
|Rule #17: Bust your guy's chops. When Jenni mentioned this one to Leno, he pushed her for an example. "Roger's going to kill me. He's a bodybuilder. He's huge. He's about 6′ 3″. I like to be like, 'Oh, you're looking a little small recently,'" she said. "Got to keep it interesting." [MTV]
Soundness (on a scale of 1 to 10): 7. We agree poking fun at someone can be a flirty-playful way to bond, but you have to stay away from subjects that the person is at all sensitive about. Also, you have to be able to take it when they make a joke at your expense—this isn't a one way street.
|Rule #4: Check the negative attitude. Jenni is a big believer in this one. "If you're going to go to a club with an attitude, you're just going to bring people in with an attitude," she said. "I've done it myself. I go to clubs and if I'm happy, I have a good aura about myself, I attract good types of people. Where if I'm the wallflower—sitting in a corner, pissed off—you're going to have people like that drawn to you." [NewJersey.com]
Soundness: 9. It's true—though we'll add to fun for yourself, not just to meet guys. If you feel blah, just stay home. Or do something low-key with a friend who will cheer you up.
Rule #9: If you want to make the first move, do it. Jenni isn't about sitting back and waiting for a hot guy to come to her. "I approached [Roger] and I'm still with him," she says. "So it works for me. Some guys like that about a woman. And some guys are a little timid. They see a pretty girl, they're sometimes timid to come up to you. Better you make the first move." [NewJersey.com]
Soundness: 10. Amen, sister. The worst thing someone can do is not be interested. And hey, you can take that.
|The Rule: Show him what to do in bed. In the book, Jenni writes, "Don't bark orders, instead purr like a kitten when he's in the right area and guide his hand to your hot spots." [Hollywood Life]
Soundness: 9. Everyone out there, male or female, wants to please their partner and will appreciate guidance given in a positive way.
|The Rule: Don't let a guy compare you to another woman. Here's how Jenni says to handle it if this happens. "1. Punch him in the mouth; 2. Tell him to stick a sock in it," she writes. [Hollywood Life]
Soundness: -1. No punching! Ever! But if a guy does do this, you should let him know verbally it's not okay and bothers you.
|The Rule: If you're wanting someone to change, move on. Jenni references her breakup with Tommy on this one. "You always hope that that person can get better and one day they'll wake up and they'll be the perfect man you always wanted," she said during a recent interview. "And it's never the case. I was in that relationship for a year. And the best thing I ever did was move on and out." In another interview she elaborated, "My biggest thing is never settle. The moment you settle, you kind of set yourself up for disaster. I feel if you're like, 'Well, I don't like that but I'll deal with it,' in the long run it's going to eat away at you." [NewJersey.com, MSNBC]
Soundness: 10. Amen again, sister.
What do you think of JWoww's rules?


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An Ageing Golfer's Dream - Poem by Francis Duggan
His great dream in his fifties is to emulate his son
Who was lucky enough to score a hole in one
Which is something in golf that is quite rare indeed
Where many do fail few can hope to succeed
A far better golfer than his son it is said
By those in the know who rate the ageing golfer ahead
Of anyone else in the local golf club
I only say here what I hear in the pub
From the local amateur golfers who enjoy their weekend game
Who play for the love of it not for the fame
As a golfer the young man in his twenties with his dad can't compare
For the father indeed is a far better player
But the father has yet to hit a hole in one
And on that score alone 'tis one up for the son.
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Beijing (AFP) Dec 7, 2012
China on Friday angrily rejected US charges that its policies in Tibet were leading Tibetans to set themselves alight in protest and accused Washington of backing independence forces in the Himalayan region.
More than 90 Tibetans have set themselves on fire since 2009 to protest China's rule of the Tibetan plateau, rights groups have said, with the frequency of incidents increasing sharply in November.
On Wednesday, US Special Coordinator for Tibetan Issues Maria Otero expressed concern over the burnings and called on China to let Tibetans "express their grievances freely".
The United States "is deeply concerned and saddened by the continuing violence" in Tibet, the State Department said.
Official Chinese rhetoric "that denigrates the Tibetan language, the Dalai Lama, and those who have self-immolated has further exacerbated tensions", Otero said in a statement.
China's foreign ministry spokesman on Friday reacted angrily to the comments, calling them "interference in China's internal affairs".
"The relevant statement by the US official did not criticise the Tibetan splittist activity of the Dalai Lama group and Tibet independence forces, but instead criticises and blames the Chinese government policies," Hong Lei said.
"The Chinese side has expressed strong dissatisfaction and firm opposition as well as stern representations with the US side."
Washington also urged Beijing to talk with the Dalai Lama "without preconditions" and to allow journalists, diplomats "and other observers unrestricted access to China's Tibetan areas".
But Hong reiterated Beijing's long-held position that the Dalai Lama, the Tibetan spiritual leader, was inciting the burnings as a means of realising Tibetan independence, but did not offer any proof of such actions.
The Dalai Lama has lived in exile in India since 1959, when he fled an abortive uprising against Chinese rule in Tibet.
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Holder was addressing the Woman's National Democratic Club. In his remarks, broadcast by CSPAN 2, he explained that he intended to use anti-smoking campaigns as his model to "change the hearts and minds of people in Washington, DC" about guns.
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Holder added that he had asked advertising agencies in the nation's capital to assist by making anti-gun ads rather than commercials "that make me buy things that I don't really need." He had also approached local newspapers and television stations, he said, asking them to devote prime space and time, respectively, to his anti-gun campaign.
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The public sector union has asked the Canberra Liberals for guarantees on the job security of the ACT government's 20,000 public servants.
The Labor-affiliated CPSU says it is worried by the mass sacking of state public servants by newly elected conservative governments in New South Wales and Queensland and has called for ''clarity'' from opposition leader Zed Seselja on his plans for the territory's public sector workforce. Mr Seselja said on Wednesday that he would be ''hiring not firing'' if his party wins government on October 20 and in a written response to questions from the CPSU, said that there would be ''no forced redundancies'' under a Canberra Liberals government.
In his response to the union's questionnaire , Mr Seselja, himself a former Commonwealth public servant, promised ''better planning and management'' of the territory's bureaucracy. ''Our public service, through better planning and management of its functions and growth, will enjoy more certainty and stability, with no forced redundancies because of policy changes,'' the Liberals leader wrote.
''This approach will be underpinned by the appointment of a properly resourced, full-time, independent public service commissioner to protect our public servants.''
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''We were looking for answers because some members have expressed concern about the vagueness of some of the policy positions that have been expressed by the Liberals,'' Mr McDevitt said.
''But what we've been told tends to raise more questions than answers.
'' 'No forced redundancies' - what does that mean?''
Mr McDevitt said some of his union's members were watching events in NSW and Queensland nervously. ''The sense that I'm picking up from the membership is that they are well aware of the cuts everywhere else and they are wondering if this is the calm before the storm and they are looking for clarity,'' he said. ''We don't feel that we have got that from the Liberals and we will be asking some tough questions at our forum.''
''It's a bit of a worry obviously, if there's a risk to your ongoing employment, and our members and they want undertakings and assurances and clarity and they have not got that yet.''
In their response to the union, the ACT Greens said they would not be following the lead of Campbell Newman's LNP government in Queensland. ''The Greens have no intention to reduce overall staffing levels and as indicated in previous answers recognise the important contribution that public servants make.
''The Greens have no intention of replicating what was done in Queensland.''
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''Our aim is to ensure that staffing levels grow sustainably to maintain service standards in line with population and economic growth,'' Ms Gallagher wrote. ''ACT Labor does not have a policy of large-scale job loss like those proposed by the Federal Liberal party or recently elected state Liberal governments.


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I don't get this raw milk stuff.Why do people take this chance?
There is always going to be cases like this and no amount of regulations and enforcement is going to eliminate it. The cost to aggressively continue to enforce "no one should drink raw milk" is not cost-effective. We have more important issues to spend those limited resources. i.e. Importing food products from China and Mexico.
There will always be people who choose to stick their fingers in the light socket. Raw milk is truly a free market commodity. Those who choose to drink it do so freely, and should be expected to tolerate the consequences of their decisions. Those who survive will likely choose to do so again; those who die will no longer purchase. What is more "free" than that?
Ah, if only the innocent child victims had freely chosen to consume raw milk, it would be their own damned fault. But, they don't get to chose their stupid foodie parents, either.
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William Nalle, born ca. 1848, Culpeper, Virginia; graduated from Virginia Military Institute in 1872; Civil Engineer and farmer; Adjutant General of Virginia; Col., 4th Virginia Infantry, Spanish-American War; Board of Visitors, VMI, 1898-1906; died July 30, 1911 in Culpeper, Virginia.
Letter of October 16, 1870 from Cadet William Nalle to his mother, Mrs. Thomas Botts Nalle. Contains a detailed account of the death and funeral of General Robert E. Lee. Nalle describes mourning activities at VMI, Washington College, and Lexington; standing guard over Lee's body with other cadets; funeral procession. Nalle also mentions flood in Rockbridge County that destroyed canal locks, bridges and other property.
Va Military Institute
Lexington Oct 16th 1870
Dear Mother
I expect you have been looking for a letter from me for some time and in fact I would have written but about the time I thought of writing the rains & the flood came on, destroying bridges canals, & cutting off communication generally.
I suppose of course that you have all read full accounts of Gen Lee's death in the papers. He died on the morning of the 12th at about half past nine. All business was suspended at once all over the country and town, and all duties, military and academic suspended at the Institute, and all the black crape and all similar black material in Lexington, was used up at once, and they had to send on to Lynchburg for more. Every cadet had black crape issued to him, and an order was published at once requiring us to wear it as a badge of mourning for six months. The battalion flag has heavily draped in black, and is to stay so for the next six months. The Institute has been hung all around with black. The College buildings were also almost covered with black. All the churches and in fact the town looked as if they had been trying to cover everything with festoons of black cambric, and every sort of black that could be procured.
The morning after his death we marched up and escorted the remains from the house to Washington College Chapel, where they lay in "state" until the burial yesterday morning.
After the remains were placed in the Chapel on the morning of the 13th the entire procession was marched through the Chapel, past the corpse, which they were allowed to look at. The lid of the coffin having been taken off for that purpose. I saw the General after his death, and never saw a greater change than must have taken place in him a short time before he died. Some days before he was taken I met him in the path leading into town, coming in direction of the barracks. He was walking, and seemed to be the picture of health, and when I saw him in his coffin, he looked to be reduced to half his original size, and desperately thin. When first taken with the paralytic stroke or whatever it was, he fell on his dining room floor, a bed was placed under him and he died where he fell. The doctors forbid anyone to move him. Myself and four other cadets with Gen Smith's permission sat up all night with the corpse on Friday night, perfect silence was kept the whole night, no one speaking except in a low whisper. It was considered a great honor to be allowed to sit up with the remains, and a great many applied for the privilege but one of the college professors on arrival took only five of us, whom he requested to stay.
The day following the funeral procession after marching all around town and through the Institute grounds, formed around the college chapel and he was buried in the chapel under the floor of the basement. The procession was a very large one, a great many persons from a distance being here. Our brass band with muffled drums, went ahead of the hearse playing the dead march. Cannon of our stationary battery were fired & &. The hearse however was perfectly empty the corpse being all the time in the Chapel where it was placed at first.
The flood of which I spoke, did a great deal of damage in this part of the country, carrying off some ten or fifteen houses, some dwelling houses some ware houses situated at the canal boat landing near here all the bridges in the river were carried off and the canal running to this place entirely ruined, all the locks being torn up and carried off. It was a rare sight to see large houses, bridges, mills & every sort of lumber go sailing at a rapid rate, down the river. Up to a week or two since, we could get no mails or any thing that had to come from a distance, and it is still very difficult to get provisions. Mails come and go regularly now, as they have fixed ferries for stages &&.
I was made a sergeant in Co A about three weeks ago, and the evening after the first appointment, I was appointed color sergeant. I have to carry the battalion flag and have charge of the color guard, do not wear any such accoutrements as cartridge box and bayonet scabbard, when I am in charge of the guard, as the other sergeants have to do, but wear only a sword and sash, go to church in the staff, and enjoy various other privileges Jessie is getting along very well, he seems to be a great favorite. I had him put in a room, with the best new cadets that I could find. One of them is a son of Col. Dulaney of Loudoun, the others seem very nice little fellows, and they are all about the same size.
I am getting along pretty well I think, and I written about all that I can think of at present. Let me hear from you soon and let me know whether or not Gen Smith sent pa the receipt for the deposit.
Your affectionate son
W. Nalle
Funeral of Gen. Robert E. Lee, October 1870
Below is a transcription of a request submitted by Virginia Military Institute cadets to VMI's Superintendent Francis H. Smith to serve as honor guard after death of General Robert E. Lee.
V.M. Institute
October 14, 1870
We the undersigned cadets respectfully apply for permission to be absent from Barracks from 7 P.M. today until 8 A.M. tomorrow, as their services have been kindly accepted by the Chief Marshall at Washington College to sit up with the remains of General Robert E. Lee tonight.
Respectfully Submitted by Cadets Hamilton, Alex.; Morgan, J.H.; Hawkins, N.D. Taylor, S.M.; Taylor, Z.; Sullivan, A.R.; Nalle, Wm., Murrell, W.H.; Harrison, N.M.; Farrar, Walton.
Cadet William Nalle
Summer camp scene. Cadet William Nalle, Class of 1872, right front. Shows tents, artillery field pieces, drum, cadets.
Robert E. Lee
Civil War Confederate General.
He occupies a unique place in U.S. military history. Dispite his affiliation with the Confederacy, he is often regarded as one of America's greatest soldiers. As head of the Army of Northern Virginia, Lee fought eight major campaigns. Half of them: The Seven Days, 2nd Bull Run, Fredericksburg, and Chancellorsville, were noted victories. Of the other four campaigns, Gettysburg and Petersburg were decisive losses; Antietam was unsuccessful, but not disastrous; and the Wilderness-Spotsylvania was considered a draw. During the last winter of the war, in February 1865, Lee was named General-in-Chief of all the southern armies. The appointment came to late. By that time, there was little that he could do to prevent the collapse of the Confederacy. Two months later, on April 9, 1865, Lee was forced to surrender at Appomattox Court House. His post-war years were spent as President of little Washington College (now Washington & Lee University), 1865-1870. On Sept 28th, he suffered a cerebral hemorrhage in the college presidents residence. The next ten days showed a steady improvement. However, on October 12th, during the worst rain storm and flooding in Virginia history, he became suddenly worst. With the last words, "Strike the Tent", he quietly and peacefully expired. The first building constructed by the General as head of the college was the chapel and it was decided to be the burial place. A casket for Lee had to be retrieved from those that had been washed down stream because of the flooding. The only useable one was short and the Generals boots were removed so that he would fit. His body was embalmed at the residence, dressed in his military uniform, place in the retrieved casket and taken to the College Chapel for viewing. One day prior, a funeral procession was formed at the Episcopal church ( Robert E. Lee was a member) of enormous proportions. At the head was a brass band with muffled drums followed by a hearse (minus the body as it remained in the College Chapel) and behind came "Traveller" the Generals famous horse and finally thousands of people from every walk of life. After parading around town and through the College it ended at the College Chapel with concluding cannon fire by cadets from nearby Virginia Military Institute. All were permitted to past by the bier of the General. The following day, a service was conducted and the body was placed in the basement crypt. When Mrs. Lee passed on, her body was entombed next to her husband's and each of the remaining six children was laid to rest there as well. Their daughter Annie Carter remained in a cemetery in North Carolina where she died during the civil war. In 1994 she was disinterred and reinterred in the Lee Chapel thus reuniting her with the Lee family. Even "Traveller" after being mounted and displayed for a time was removed and buried a few yards away.
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Lee met Jefferson Davis when he entered West Point. He graduated a year after the future Confederate president, ranking second in the class of 1829. Entering the Engineers, Lee performed duties such as supervising construction of a fort and flood control work before winning notice (and three brevets) on the staff of Winfield Scott during the Mexican War.
Lee and Davis had considerable contact in the early 1850s while Lee was superintendent of West Point and Davis served as secretary of war. In 1855 Davis granted Lee's wish for a more active command and arranged his transfer to the cavalry.
Lee's personal conflict over what he should do when the Civil War broke out has been well documented. Offered command of the Union army, he chose instead to side with his native state. After serving in western Virginia and South Carolina during the first year of the war, Lee was called to Richmond in March 1862 and became Davis' top military adviser. When Joseph E. Johnston was wounded that May, Davis asked Lee to assume command of what was coming to be known as the Army of Northern Virginia.
Lee deflected George B. McClellan's move on Richmond in the Seven Days' campaign, then transferred his army northward to defeat John Pope at Second Manassas. Following up on his success, he crossed the Potomac in September, but was forced to pull back after fighting to a bloody draw at Antietam. Lee's men repulsed Union advances at Fredericksburg in December 1862 and Chancellorsville the next May, then crossed the Potomac again, only to be turned back at Gettysburg.
Throughout the final year of the war, Lee dueled U. S. Grant across eastern Virginia, with Grant laying siege to Petersburg in the fall and winter of 1864-65. When Grant finally broke through in April 1865, Lee was forced to abandon Richmond and attempt to reorganize his army west of the capital. With the Federals in close pursuit and his men near starvation, Lee finally surrendered on April 9.
Lee, who developed a rapport with Davis during his 1862 stint in Richmond, remained the president's most trusted military adviser. He understood Davis' desire for an aggressive prosecution of the war, and he also made a point of keeping the president well informed of his plans.
After the war Lee served as president of Washington College (now Washington and Lee) until his death. He apparently saw Davis only once more, when Davis was in Richmond in November 1867 for what was supposed to be the beginning of his trial.
For more information, the definitive work remains Douglas Southall Freeman's four-volume R. E. Lee (New York, 1934-35). The most recent biographical study, Robert E. Lee: A Biography (New York, 1995), is by Davis Papers editorial board member Emory M. Thomas. Gary W. Gallagher's Lee the Soldier (Lincoln, Neb., 1996) is an interesting collection of interviews and essays. All three works contain extensive bibliographies. Lee's relations with Davis can be traced in the published volumes of The Papers of Jefferson Davis.
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For, if the mortal man is a mind at all, he assuredly is a mortal mind.
This, however, did not shake the faith of Mrs. Eddy in the doctrine that sickness was an error of mortal mind.
It is, in brief, for Mrs. Eddy and her followers the creation of mortal mind.
The mortal body being but the objective state of the mortal mind, this mind must be renovated to improve the body.
mortal mind is apparently the source of all these illusions.
Pauls hunger and thirst, and stripes and shipwrecks, and perils and imprisonments were not the vain froth of a mortal mind.
Into mortal mind's material obliquity I gazed, and stood abashed.