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So secret is Filippo Pozzato's weapon, he's keeping it firmly concealed in his trousers. Yes, this is the news that the oily long-haired Italian lothario is prepared to abstain from sex in a bid to be in tip-top condition for the World Championships.
In fact, it's now been five months since Pozzato had a bit of hanky panky - and with the Worlds still 23 days away, there will be no action between his sheets for a number of weeks.
Saddles' first thoughts are for Pippo's current room-mate on the Vuelta: it must be like being in the dormitory of an all-boys boarding school after lights out.
Saddles' second thoughts are for the poor Australian girl who he picks up in Melbourne on October 3: she's going to have her work cut out.
"Staying away from women isn't a problem for me at the moment. For the World Championships I'm willing to make that sacrifice and lots of others," Pozzato told Gazzetta dello Sport.
The Italian, who celebrates his 29th birthday today, said his sex drought started after he broke up with his girlfriend during the Giro back in May. "I was a wreck," he added with a tear in his eye.
But Pozzato turned a difficult period of his life until a useful motivating tool - and he's pleased to see his reputation being re-evaluated accordingly.
"I've been called a Playboy before but I hope things will change now. I've had some fun in the past, like everyone my age. But I'm 110 per cent dedicated to cycling now."
So, to win Down Under, Pippo's not going down under - but is it a tactic that will work?
In the same article, Gazzetta explained how in the Forties and Fifties it was common practice for riders to shank sex for months on end during the season, citing the example of Vittorio Adorni, who went the whole 1968 season without any in-and-out before winning the rainbow jersey in Imola.
Given that this was the Swinging Sixties, Adorni showed remarkable composure (although checking him out on Google, it's clear he was no Matti Breschel).
If Saddles was convinced of the benefits of long periods of having no sex then it would have surely have put more effort into its cycling. It could have notched up a few Tour de France wins of its own by now; a junior title would certainly have been there for the taking, not to mention an U23 world champion crown.
But Pippo could well be breaking his balls for nothing. According to a study carried out in his native Italy in 1999, having sex makes men more aggressive, increasing their testosterone levels and improving their sporting performance.
This theory seems to be backed up by descriptions of the seedy goings-on in Olympic villages through the ages. One former table tennis player, now a writer with The Times, described the Barcelona Olympics as a "sex fest" where competitors were "s------- like crazy".
Matthew Syed himself admitted to getting laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of his life up to that point - and he was a 21-year-old student with crooked teeth.
Apparently there were so many used condoms on the roof terrace of the British team's residential block after the swimming finals in Seoul '88 that the British Olympic Association sent out an edict banning outdoor sex.
With all this in mind, could we possibly deduce that maybe Pozzato's period of abstinence is less a thing of choice than a result of his lack of appeal to the opposite sex?
Any girls watching those adverts starring a naked oiled-up Pozzato and some strategically-placed Sidi cycling shoes might well appreciate the Italian's toned physique - but they would be forgiven in thinking he rides for the other side, so to speak.
In fact, come to think of it, Pippo is even sporting a Village People-style moustache in this year's Vuelta - something he vows to shave off once the race finishes in Madrid.
"Joaquin Rodriguez reckons I look like (fellow 'tached rider Dave Zabriskie's) twin brother," Pippo writes in his Cyclingnews blog. "I've nothing against Zabriskie, but to be honest, I think I'm a little bit better looking."
Saddles' conclusions are thus: if Pippo reshoots those Sidi adverts while still sporting that facial aberration then he'll be getting no end of offers from men; if he really wants to break his duck after the Worlds he better get his upper lip cleaned up pronto.
A bit of testosterone flowing round the body does no one any harm - just ask Floyd Landis.
Follow Blazin' Saddles throughout the Vuelta on www.twitter.com/saddleblaze.


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Definition of juice
1 : the extractable fluid contents of cells or tissues
2 : a motivating, inspiring, or enabling force or factor creative juices
3 : a medium (such as electricity or gasoline) that supplies power
4a juices plural : the natural fluids of an animal bodyb : the liquid or moisture contained in something
5a : the inherent quality of a thing : essenceb : strength, vigor, vitality pioneers … full of juice and jests — Sinclair Lewis
6 slang : liquor
7 slang : exorbitant interest exacted of a borrower under the threat of violence
juicelessplay \ˈjüs-ləs\ adjective
Examples of juice in a Sentence
a glass of apple juice
a variety of fruit juices
the juice of a steak
gravy made with real beef juices
His camera ran out of juice because he forgot to replace the battery.
Origin and Etymology of juice
Middle English jus, from Anglo-French, broth, juice, from Latin; akin to Old Norse ostr cheese, Greek zymē leaven, Sanskrit yūṣa broth
First Known Use: 14th centurySee Words from the same year
Definition of juice
transitive verb
1 : to extract the juice of
2 : to add juice to
First Known Use of juice
JUICE Defined for English Language Learners
Definition of juice for English Language Learners
: the liquid part that can be squeezed out of vegetables and fruits
: the liquid part of meat
: something (such as electricity) that provides power
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: to remove juice from (a fruit or vegetable)
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Definition of juice for Students
1 : the liquid part that can be squeezed out of vegetables and fruit
2 : the liquid part of meat
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1: the extractable fluid contents of cells or tissues
2a: a natural bodily fluid (as blood, lymph, or a secretion)—see gastric juice, intestinal juice, pancreatic juiceb: the liquid or moisture contained in something
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|Gury, Al. Alla Prima: A Contemporary Guide to Traditional Direct Painting. Ist ed. Watson-Guptill, 2009.
Godrey, Tony. Painting Today. Phaidon Press, 2009.
Robertson, Jean and Craig McDaniel. Painting as a Language: Material, Technique, Form, and Content. 1st ed. Wadsworth Publishing, 1999.
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"The whole family enjoys this saucy chicken served over rice, so I make it often," says Heather Wray from Portville, New York. "It cooks up so tender and juicy that I sometimes serve the chicken on rolls with lettuce an tomato."
Recommended: 30 Ways to Cook Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts
- 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves (4 ounces each)
- 1 jar (12 ounces) chicken gravy
- 4 teaspoons Dijon mustard
- 2 to 3 teaspoons honey
- Hot cooked rice, optional
- In a large skillet coated with cooking spray, cook chicken over medium-high heat for 5 minutes on each side. Combine the gravy, mustard and honey; pour over chicken. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat; cover and simmer for 8-12 minutes or until chicken juices run clear. Serve with rice if desired. Yield: 4 servings.
Originally published as Honey Mustard Chicken in Quick Cooking March/April 2003, p8
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New flooring over possible Asbestos
My house was built in the early 50's and i am looking at replacing the dining room floors. The previouse owner put carpet over the linoleum and underneath that is just sub-floor. I have sent a sample of the lino off for asbestos testing and am not sure i want to pay for an abatement crew to remove it if the test comes back positive. I was wondering what my options are for either laying new lino down over the old or tiling over it.
If it has the bad stuff, then I don't think you can pull out any staples or nails, which pretty much limits you to not being able to do anything.
The floor covering you speak of and of that vintage will surely have some asbestos in the product. It is easy enough to cut into strips and remove. Don't grind it, don't sand it, don't vacuum it, don't get particles airborne, and all will be fine. That stuff is removed every day without incident. Keep it in as big of pieces as possible.:)
This is one of the most common threads on this forum. See previous posts for full discussion on handling of asbestos. Also check out the United States Environmental Protection Agency website (USEPA) for a discussion about asbestos remediation techniques by homeowners. As previously discussed, no grinding or sanding. In most cases, it is harder to get the mastic off than the tiles themselves, you need to evaluate whether you can leave the mastic in place (depends on the floor type you are going to use). As for not pulling nails or staples, I have never heard of that requirement, it makes no sense to me, plus if you have linoleum you probably have no nails to worry about.
you dont want to leave asbestos in your house. that is for sure.take up may be hard but necessary. wear a mask. the old glue wont hurt anything. you can put your under layment over it. good luck.
The EPA is a government agency is it not?
Name just one government agency that is known for its genius and common sense thinking. :(
They don't want it in the landfills :no:
so it's OK to leave it in your house! :yes:
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With the New Year making you tighten those purse strings, one thing which we need to cut out and budget is the unnecessary items. Apart from cutting out the chocolates, alcohol and eating out, there is one unnessary item which can save you money every month, which is mobile phone insurance.
If you own for example an iPhone, then there is a likely chance that you will be paying a hefty £15.99 per month on top of your monthly bill is certainly something which you can cut out of your monthly outgoings.
Now, it would be silly of us to offer you advice on not having any form of insurance as a mobile phone, particularly the iPhone is certainly an pretty expensive piece of kit and when things go wrong you need to have good insurance in place to be able to replace it. So what other options are out there? Well, we have decided to trawl the Internet to see whether we could find the best deal for insuring your iPhone without having to pay the hefty price tag.
Read the Small Print
If you want to buy your mobile phone insurance, this can be done in minutes online – and you can select a myriad of different options allowing you to really tailor your insurance for your needs – this is just a small sample of whats on offer.
But they have different excess levels and will leave you without a phone for a while the new one is couriered to you. If you buy from the shop, quite often you can go to your local phone shop with the necessary paper work and you will be given a new phone on the day, unless the insurance claim is investigated – which tends to be 1 in 100 claims.
When it comes to excesses, you need to be aware that if you claim within 3 months you will see a substantially larger excess than if you claim after 6 months and 12 months. But you need to have made the claim within 24hours of the said incident – especially if your abroad.
You must understand the terms of the agreement; make sure you stick to them and you should have piece of mind that your phone is covered. For instance if you leave you phone in your car and it's on show they will not pay out.
With any type of insurance there are various different comparisons sites which will do the leg work for you – so use them and save time, money and stress. Here are some of the latest deals we found.
Betterbuy Insurance: From £19.99 – £49.99 Per Year
Betterbuy came up with the cheapest quote for an iPhone 4 – for £19.99 per year. You will get cover for accidental damage worldwide only, but will not cover you for loss, breakdown or theft. They will not insure phones for under 16's, and will only payout to the value of £400.00 so may not cover the whole phone. The excess is £35-£50.
For £39.99 per year you can get their next cover which will include theft, but not breakdown or loss. The insurance includes Unauthorised calls. new replacement. But again only up to £400.00 and only for over 16's. The excess is more on this deal is £50 -£100.
Their top insurance deal at £49.99 per year and will include the theft, loss and accidental cover. As well as unauthorised calls. worldwide cover – but not breakdown. The policy again only pays up to £400.00 and only for over 16's only. The excess is £50-£100
Protect Your Bubble: From £64.89 – £76.89 Per Year
Protect your bubble came up with most comprehensive coverage we found for £64.89 – they will cover you for theft, breakdown and accidental cover. They guarantee a 48hour replacement, unauthorised calls, no age restriction and you can get one month free.
If you pay £76.89 – they will include loss as well making the only one we found to cover all possible situations, both in the UK and worldwide. The excess is a reasonable £50.00 -£75.00.
Insurance2Go: From £40.41 -53.41 Per Year
For £40.41 Insurance2go will cover your pride and joy for theft and accidental damage. Again their limit is £400.00, under 16's not covered and excess will fall the longer the policy – and the you can get the first three months for free if you signup today. The excess is £50-£100.
For an extra £13.00 you will be covered for theft, loss and accidental damage. Again the same restrictions apply from above including the 3 months for free. Unfortunately Insurance2go will not cover you for breakdown. The excess is £50-£100.
Mobile Phone Protect Insurance: From £83.88 to £119.88 Per Year
Mobile Phone Protect Insurance offer iPhone insurance for £83.88 – this will cover you for 3 gadgets to the value of £500, you will be covered for theft, breakdown and accidental cover, but not loss. It only covers UK residents over 18 and is worldwide cover. Their excess is only £20.00.
The also offer the same deal for five gadgets up to £1,000 for £119.88, again it doesn't cover loss, but does include theft, breakdown and accidental damage.Its only for UK residents who are over 16 years of age.
As you can see their of plenty of options to choose from – our advice would be go one of the popular comparison websites and try and find the best deal for your needs. We found that Protect Your Bubble were the only company to offer fully comprehensive cover for a £6.66 a month for 12 months – this is remarkably good deal and is well worth considering. We urge anyone paying more than £7 a month for mobile insurance to shop around for cheaper alternatives for the same cover.
Do you have a horror story about insurance ? Been made to wait weeks? Been treated badly ? Air your grievances below – and let us know who you are insured with and whether they kept their end of the bargain.


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SNYDER -- Sandy Leyva, the mother of Mikayla Leyva, 2, spoke publicly on Monday concerning the death of her daughter Saturday afternoon in Lubbock.
A police report said Mikayla was "crossing" the street at 2300 Avenue J when she was run over by a Nissan Armada. Police identified the driver as a 14-year-old girl who had two 8-year-old boys in the vehicle.
Sandy Leyva said little Mikayla and other family members were standing on the edge of the street - getting ready to cross. A flea market is nearby and Leyva said it was a busy intersection with a lot of pedestrians standing at the corner.
Leyva said the SUV came around the corner and even before it struck Mikayla pedestrians were yelling "stop."
"She kept going," Leyva said. "She ran over her twice. I mean, I lost my baby."
Leyva said the family of the 14-year-old did not reach out to her – not to apologize and not for any other reason. She said the teenage driver's family tried to make it look like someone else was driving.
"They were trying to switch drivers but we knew who she was because we had seen her," Leyva said. "There were a lot of people around and they knew it was the 14 year old driving. Her mom was trying to take the blame."
Police released a portion of the 911 call on Monday, and said it would be "several days" before a decision is made on filing charges. The family is from Snyder, not Lubbock. The family was passing through Lubbock and decided to stop.
Mikayla's family said funeral donations can be made at Citybank in Lubbock under the name Debbie Carrizales-Urrutia.
Efforts have been made by reporters for EverythingLubbock.com to contact the family of the 14-year-old, but those efforts have not yet been successful.
*Note: the official documentation provided by police spelled the little girl's name as "Mikaly." Sandy Leyva said the proper spelling is Mikayla.
Clarification: The initial version of this story said the Leyva family was not crossing the street. They had not crossed, but they were getting ready to cross.


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My family is obsessed with games. We play card games, board games and car games all the time. Why I think every family should try to have game night:
-Playing board games is a great way for kids and teens to develop social skills.
-Playful competition can get rid of any tension in the family.
-Games is a great way to get to know your child. Whether it is with actual get-to-know-you style games or just plain fun, you can learn what kind of character your child has.
-You can teach values through board games. You can teach your kids about losing well, being honest and being a good sport while playing board games!
-Great way to bond without having long serious talks
-Games can be educational! Lots of word and math games below that can help develop good language skills.
Here are some of my favorite games for families:
For teens who are movie buffs, this is awesome. They also have Disney Scene It, Seinfeld Scene It and Harry Potter Scene It.
My family and I love this game of words, really great for teaching kids language smarts!
This always gets us laughing and is good for all ages.
We love Cranium too, but this one is better for the myriad of ages in our family, plus it is Pictionary, Charades and word games all rolled into one.
5) Clue
Who doesn't love a good game of mystery? (Answer: My mom hates this game and we always fight her to play it.)
Another one that is great for word building, this is a classic great game to always have in the house.
I play this with my friends all the time because it is a great way to get to know each of your family members as a person. It also always gets some good laughs.
Go get playing!
This post is dedicated to my cousins Sean, Christian and David Lane who are a big part of our board-game obsessed family. Great croquet partners as well and one budding entrepreneur, thanks for always making me laugh at family get-togethers!


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Ancaster Film Fest screens Short Term 12 starring Brie Larson at 1 and 7:15 p.m. on Monday, Jan. 20. Doors open at 12:15 and 8:15 p.m.

All Is Lost starring Robert Redford in a likely Oscar nominated performance folows at 4 p.m. Doors open at 3:15. Screenings tale place at Ancaster Silver City. Non-members pay $9 at the matinees and $10 at the evening screening. Proceeds go to the Hamilton Out of the Cold program. From the last screenings, $1,000 was donated to the program.

All Is Lost is an open-water thriller about one man's battle for survival against the elements after his sailboat is damaged at sea.

Short Term 12 is told through the eyes of a twenty-something supervisor at a foster-care facility for at-risk teenagers.

Passionate and tough, Grace is a formidable caretaker of the kids in her charge - and in love with her long-term boyfriend and co-worker, Mason.

But Grace's own difficult past - and the surprising future that suddenly presents itself - throw her into unforeseen confusion.

Ancaster Film Fest is a member of the Toronto International Film Festival's Film Circuit, which is dedicated to bringing the best of International and Canadian films to communities across the country. For more information visit www.ancasterfilmfest.ca or call 905-648-2277 .


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On board MS EUROPA 2 from Barcelona to Civitavecchia (Rome)
From savoir-vivre to la dolce vita
The Italian Riviera and the Cote d'Azur are legendary dream destinations with cosmopolitan resorts, which have developed their very own respective lifestyles – perfect for spending some relaxing days under the Mediterranean sun. Stroll through the lively marina in St. Tropez and in Monte Carlo, enjoy looking at luxury yachts or go on a Ferrari ride** along the winding Grande Corniche coastal road. From Viareggio, explore Tuscany in Lucca** or Florence**, before Rome, the Eternal City, inspires you to stay a little longer.
from Barcelona to Civitavecchia (Rome)
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This is a bilingual cruise with English shore excursions. [Read more]
Highlights of this cruise
- Where the jet-setters meet: relaxed hours in St. Tropez and Port Grimaud.
- Picturesque cliff villages: the EUROPA 2 cruises along Cinque Terre.
- The majesty of the Renaissance: discoveries in Florence** or Lucca**.
| Sat, 15.08.2015
Scheduled flight from Germany to Barcelona and transfer to the
| Sun, 16.08.2015
Relaxation at sea
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Calvi/Corsica/France , arrival at 7.00 hrs
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Calvi , departure 1.00 hrs
St. Tropez and Port Grimaud
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Monte Carlo/Monaco, 6.00 – 0.00 hrs
Monte Carlo
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Cruising along Cinque Terre in the morning
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Viareggio/Italy , 7.00 – 19.00 hrs
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Civitavecchia (Rome)/Italy, arrival 7.00 hrs
Civitavecchia (Rome)
* The pre- and post-cruise programmes listed are not included in the cruise price.
** The shore activities are not included in the cruise price and are in the planning stage. Subject to changes.
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For individual programmes kindly consult your travel agent.
Following programmes we offer in German:
Family cruise
A holiday is a chance to spend some time as a family – and on board the EUROPA 2, there are plenty of exciting opportunities for parents and children to discover the world together, or to go their own way if they prefer. In addition to a varied on-board programme of games and sports as well as arts and crafts, children and teens on family cruises can take part in specifically tailored excursions*. Our travel concierge service will be happy to suggest personalised family excursions* for you.* This service is not included in the cruise price.


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VBAC Summit
Project Motherpath, Inc.
Saturday, September 28, 2013 at 9:00 AM - Sunday, September 29, 2013 at 6:00 PM (EDT)
Who's Going
San Francisco, California
London, United Kingdom
Florence, Italy
Event Details
South Florida (Miami-Dade, Broward and Palm Beach counties) has some of the highest c-section rates in the country. Here, in the climate that gave birth to the VBAC Summit, it cannot be denied that cesareans, both primary and repeat, are reaching epidemic proportions.
Compounding the increasing rate of c-sections here and elsewhere are actual and de facto bans on mothers attempting a VBAC, which... limit, and often completely eliminate, the opportunity for vaginal birth for no reason other than a prior cesarean. In it's third year, the VBAC Summit aims to provide childbearing women and health care professionals with access to educational information and support for vaginal birth after cesarean as well as resources for cesarean prevention.
Our speakers and program lineup are listed on our website - www.vbacsummit.org!
When & Where
Jackson North Medical Center
160 Northwest 170th Street
North Miami Beach,
Saturday, September 28, 2013 at 9:00 AM - Sunday, September 29, 2013 at 6:00 PM (EDT)
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Project Motherpath, Inc.
Project Motherpath (formerly BirthGirlz) is a non profit organization working to normalize and revalue all aspects of motherhood through education, outreach, community building and activism.
We think that the hard, worthwhile, messy, ordinary work that mothers are doing every day, in every city, town, and village around the world is extraordinary, noteworthy and wildly overlooked and undervalued. We believe that how we birth and raise our daughters and our sons has an impact on our sense of ourselves across time and culture as well as how society views motherhood and mothering. At Project Motherpath we are interested in the stories, experiences and challenges of women navigating the journey of motherhood. We value both the individuality and diversity of women and recognize that each woman's experience of pregnancy, labor and birth is her's alone. As such we affirm that women and their families have the right to determine the standard of care they receive.
Our goal is to empower women and families to create their own network of resources and to make informed decisions. Our programs provide quality care, education and support fostering independence and respectfully guiding women and their families through the process of pregnancy, birth and early parenting.


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Make Delicious Dishes With These Cabell's Recipes
The front cover is yellow with sketches of kitchen utensils and flowers at the top and bottom. In the center is a wrap-around photo of a carton of milk, sour cream, salt and pepper shakers, broccoli, fried chicken, and a soup tureen. The back cover is similar with the rest of the wrap-around photo of a pitcher of milk, ice cream sodas, an ice cream ball, and a brown skillet with olives.
Donor: Sliker, Shirley Brocker
Brand Name: Cabell's Dairy Products
Publisher: Cabell's Dairy Shops (Dallas, Tex.)
1970 (ca.)
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Citation: Make Delicious Dishes With These Cabell's Recipes. The Alan and Shirley Brocker Sliker Collection, MSS 314, Special Collections, Michigan State University Libraries. Available at http://www.lib.msu.edu/exhibits/sliker/detail.jsp?id=3873


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electric circuit
Hello to all! It's been a long time since my last message!
Unfortunately, my activities don't let me be as active as
I used to be in this forum. Anyway...
I am interested to see your ideas about drawing electric circuits
as this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Sourcetransform.PNG
or more complex ones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_and_parallel_circuits#Parallel_circuits
Thank you, in advance for your assistance.
Dimitris Anagnostou


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To all who replied, thank you. I see now that it is in the online help, but
only in the Master Index. After not finding it in the built-in functions,
and being taken immediately to
@@ is "Apply"
foolishly looked no further there and turned to the Third Edition book, but
couldn't locate it. Anyhow. Thanks again.
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Maca Aquatic
Center open one more week
This is the last week to enjoy the splish-splashing good time at Maca Pool. The pool will be open 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday and 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. Friday through Sunday until Sunday, Aug. 17. Daily admission rates for residents are $5 for ages 3 through 12, $8 for ages 13 through 59 and $1 for those 60 and older. Daily admission rates for nonresidents are $8 for ages 3 through 12, $11 for ages 13 through 59 and $6 for ages 60 and older. Children ages 2 and younger are admitted free.
Department Fall/Winter Brochure
Look for the Tallmadge Recreation Department Fall/Winter Brochure in the Tallmadge Express Aug. 24. The program brochure is packed with upcoming recreation programs from September 2014 through February 2015, including new sports, events and programs for children and adults. Copies will also be available at the recreation center, city building and community center.
Girl Scout Pool Party
All area Girl Scouts are invited to a pool party at Maca Aquatic Center Aug. 27 from 6 to 8 p.m. Troops are permitted to take snacks for a picnic dinner at the pool. Cost is $1 for resident and nonresident scouts with a Maca membership, $6 for resident scouts without a Maca membership and $9 for nonresident scouts without a Maca membership. Preregistration at the TRC is required.
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now open
The Tallmadge Recreation Department will host its annual Labor Day 5K and 1 mile Family Fun Run Sept. 1. The races will start at the TRC. The 5K begins at 9 a.m. and the fun run begins at 9:05 a.m. The path runs through the neighborhoods adjacent to the TRC and ends with a loop around the indoor track. Race fee includes computerized chip timing, T-shirt, refreshments and prizes for the top finishers in all age groups (five year increments). Visit http://www.rsracingsystems.com/ to register online.
Last day of Movies in the Parks
The TRC and the City of Tallmadge will show the final movie in the park of the season at Lions Park on Aug. 14 -- "The Sandlot" (PG). The movie is free and will start at dark. Attendees are asked to take a chair or blanket for seating.


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The Republic of Singapore was a city state in southeastern Asia on Earth during the 18th - 21st centuries. It was located a short boat journey across the Bay of Bengal from Karachi. (AUDIO: Storm Warning)
Charley Pollard was on her way there when she hitched a ride on the R101, to meet up with Alex Grayle at the Singapore Hilton on New Year's Eve 1930. (AUDIO: Storm Warning)
The Eighth Doctor eventually got her there for her rendezvous, while the Doctor encountered Alex's grandfather Sebastian Grayle, who had subtly set up the rendezvous to gloat over having killed the Doctor in a previous era. (AUDIO: Seasons of Fear)
In January 1942, the Japanese attacked Singapore. Wealthy colonials evacuated with their riches in the SS Batavia, but were transported to the year 500,002 by the Cybermen. (AUDIO: The Girl Who Never Was)
In February 1942, the Second Doctor, Ben Jackson, Polly Wright and Jamie McCrimmon visited Kenga of the coast of Singapore. (AUDIO: The Forsaken)
Major General Scobie, as a British Army officer, was posted to Singapore in the 1950s. (PROSE: The Scales of Injustice)
On 31 December 2007, the Eighth Doctor took Charley Pollard to Singapore, where they met Byron. (AUDIO: The Girl Who Never Was)
Jo Grant and the Third Doctor noticed a crate labelled "Singapore" while discussing over another crate filled with chickens. (TV: Carnival of Monsters)
Singapore was one of the stops made by the Neptune on its around-the-world journey. (PROSE: Dateline to Deadline)
Behind the scenes Edit
- Singapore was supposed to be the primary location for the aborted Doctor Who story Yellow Fever and How to Cure It.
- Singapore was the fourth country and first Asian country to buy Doctor Who.[1]
Footnotes Edit
- ↑ Selling Doctor Who - BroaDWcast. BroaDWcast (6 June 2014). Retrieved on 25 August 2014.


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It brings the fantastic into our everyday lives; it delights in showing us the reaction of the man on the street to Superman's latest stunt. show more
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This is a discussion on 117° today within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Hi 80's to low 90's here the last week. Temp isn't so bad but the humidity is almost thick enough to swim in. 117 sounds ...
Hi 80's to low 90's here the last week. Temp isn't so bad but the humidity is almost thick enough to swim in. 117 sounds bad wet or dry.
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I'm next door in NM and it's only 80. Nice dark clouds overhead, there's that rain smell. I know what you mean though, I used to have relatives in Phoenix we visited every August when I was a kid. Didn't go outside until after dark. Very humid too, everyone had refrigerated AC.
"First gallant South Carolina nobly made the stand."
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Had 102° here today broke a 33-year record. Think I will have a cool one or two now.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Hóka-héy! Crazy Horse
There is a reason my Phoenix area relatives always left of Southern California during the summer. Not enough ice cubes.
You know, I love summer and I love the heat of summer. But, 117 degrees? To-heck-with-that.
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You're in Arizona.
Hire two undocumented residents to stand on both sides of you all day long - teach them to say "Salami Salami Baloney" and have them fan you all day with big Egyptian royal fans on those long poles.
That is "one of those jobs" that most Americans would not be willing to do.
Well it was 93 here in Detroit with a "feels like" 100. I still remember last winter and it will be here again before I'm ready. So, I'm enjoying the heat. But I will say, I'm glad its not 117 especially since I don't have central air.
I was hiking at high elevation in Glacier National Park over the 4th and it was 30 degrees... they just plowed the road last week.
I would post some photos of the frozen lakes, but I don't want to torture you.
Oh wait, yes I do... :)
"a reminder that no law can replace personal responsibility" - Bill Clinton 2010.
Not 117, but the outside thermometer on the house hit a max of 102.5 yesterday. This was in Maryland between Baltimore and DC.
EOD - Initial success or total failure
102 here yesterday, and I was wondering why I felt warm....... OH yeah it must have been the 80%+ humidity......
"The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
It hit 100ºF here, today, for a couple hours. Zero wind. The fans just blew around hot air, so they didn't do much good.
You folks in London Broil country ... I feel for ya.
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The Volvo Ocean Race began in 1973, known then as the whitbread.
Johnston won the whitbread for The Old Jest and her Shadows on Our Skin was short-listed for the Booker.
It did, however, win the Costa Book of the Year, formerly the whitbread.
This was whitbread's last prominent appearance in parliament.
whitbread proposed in February 1796 to fix a minimum rate of wages.
Hence our Cakebread and whitbread were probably names given to bakers.
Mr. Romilly delights her, but her greatest favourite of all is Mr. whitbread.
Mr. whitbread and a committee had erected the house and purchased the old patent rights by means of a subscription of 400,000.
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i relatively new to bjj and do it at an mma club not at a specialist club. i'm quite good at getting positions on the ground and have often ended up in mount only to give it up and go back to side control as i don't have any effective submissions (theres no striking, usually i would just G+P). Now im mainly just sticking in side control, controllling them and letting them waste their energy or waiting for them to give me their back so i can rear naked them.
my question is has anyone else had this problem? what should i do? are their many effective submissions from mount? will i just learn more submissions as i progress and not to worry about it now?
i should add the people i roll with are all very inexperienced as well and are all heavier than me. i'm around 10 stone, 5' 8''. the nearest guy is 11 stone 5' 10''. i'm quite flexible and "wriggly"(apperently i'm impossible to hold down and really annoying to grapple with) if that helps.


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I ordered an Evolve 8 as a slightly belated christmas present to myself. It arrived today, and was promptly set up. Thus far, I've left everything stock, with the intention of running it the way it was intended, before I go about playing with it for my uses.
I always INTEND to take pictures of the unboxing, setup and final project. I never do. The camera is missing, my hands are wet, theres a 12 foot circle around the tank thats completely demolished, and it just never happens. Hopefully, slightly foggy tank pictures, of a first impression will be good enough.
With that said, my first impressions were good. I got it from petco for 79.99 with free shipping, and was here in three days. (I believe this sale is still going on, by the way.) Upon unboxing, I noticed a few small scuff marks, but they were towards the edges where it was unlikely anyone would ever notice. I'm fairly OCD and decided it wasn't worth fussing about, and got on with it. There were also a few VERY tiny scratches on the interior of the tank. I suspect this has to do with its packaging. Inside the aquarium itself, was a small bubble wrapped package with water conditioner and food, and a small cardboard box holding the adapter for the lighting. My suspicion is in shipping the cardboard box bounced around and left tiny scratches. They disappeared upon filling, so I'm pretty over it.
The tank comes supplied with 2 covers, a black one to go over the filter compartment, and a clear one to go over the tank itself. This sounds like a really superb idea. So far, it's sort of a pain. Neither fit terribly well, and with the cords coming from the over flow, it makes the cover sit in an awkward position. Add to that the clear cover is a little short for its opening, and I suspect it's going to get dunked quite a bit. I did it twice in 3 minutes just as I was fiddling with the lights. Annoying. If it weren't for the cats, I'd just toss them all together. We'll see how long they last.
The lighting comes with 30 white LED's and 5 blue ones. When it's turned on to the II position, both colors turn on, making the lighting in the tank pleasingly bright. With that said, it should be noted that I ONLY keep low light, easy care plants. If you're a light junkie, save yourself the trouble, buy a clip on Finnex or Archaea light. I suspect the LED's will suit my purposes just fine, but if you're looking for something beyond crypts and bolbitus, you'll want more lighting. I'm not entirely sure it will support plant life yet, as this is my first go with LED's, but I can say my retinas are thoroughly disapproving. In the I position, just the moonlights are on. They appear to make for very minimal amounts of lighting, though with the still slightly cloudy water it's hard to tell. Either way, there doesn't appear to be a way to set them on different timers without doing some major DIY work. Bummer.
The filter is surprisingly efficient. As a general rule, I assume stock filters are going to be noisy, and underpowered. Thus far, I'm finding this to not be that case. It isn't silent, but it's not rattling either. I can hear a soft buzz, but between the air pumps, timers, and other animals in the room, it's not bothersome. This may also have something to do with its placement. It doesn't bother me, so I haven't tried fiddling around with it to see if theres a better position for it to be in. If you are a very light sleeper, however, you might want to stick the tank in a different room, just in case. The directional flow is short, but efficient, keeping it from stirring up my gravel but the water moving nicely. There's a soft way to the plants, but poor Mr Betta can still grab in a gulp of air. The overflow doesn't seem to have a terrible hard pull on it, making me think this could be a lovely shrimp tank, if you put a small sponge out of it to keep them from climbing on in there. I opted to stick with the filter cartridge that came with the tank for at least a few days, to see how effectively it cleared up my water. However I intend to replace it with a large sponge and some biological material. There are 2 overflow compartments. Both are quite large, and I suspect a good deal of media could be crammed into them. On the left is the filter media, the right the pump. I had plenty of room in the pump compartment to stick a small preset heater. I have no doubts that a larger, more accurate heater would fit in there instead.
I also seemed to have SERIOUSLY miscalculated the floor space in this tank. Only about half of the plants that were in the 5.5 this replaced fit in the tank. I suspect that's mostly due to me neglecting to trim it at any point in the last year, and it being horribly overgrown. At any rate, it's not a terribly large foot print, so, keep that in mind. (And for you Oregon locals, after I give my sister in law a chance at picking through what she wants, the rest will be up for sale to you!)
Overall I'm quite pleased with it. As it's been in my hands an entire 3 hours, it's still a bit early to tell long term, but I think it should do me quite well.
Bonus points to anyone who actually READ all of that. Good lord!
And now, on to the actual JOURNAL part of this journal.
*Set up 12/30/2011
*Miracle Grow Organic Choice Potting soil, half inch thick, capped with between 1 and 2 inches of the finest eco complete particles I could get. I ran it through a strainer. There also appears to be a touch of laterite in the mix. So far, I like it.
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Neverland: J. M. Barrie, the Du Mauriers, and the Dark Side of Peter Pan (original 2008; edition 2011)
by Piers Dudgeon
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Captivated: J.M. Barrie, the du Mauriers and the dark side of Neverland by Piers Dudgeon (2008)
No current Talk conversations about this book.
Don't buy this new, is what I learned from this book. If you can't get it for free, or from a library, or used, at least wait until it's in paperback. Just think what you can do with that extra $10 - that's a sandwich, or a movie ticket, or a really great day for that homeless guy on the corner. Or, at the very least, a better book.
Three stars for the portion of the book that deals the relationship between George du Maurier, J. M. Barrie, and sad and unfortunate Llewelyn Davies boys, who helped inspire "Peter Pan" but who became ensnared in the author's manipulative web of emotional blackmail. If you have ever known people who are skilled at playing psychological games, there's plenty in that portion of the book to give you the shivers of recognition.
George du Maurier (1833-1896) was the author not only of the novel "Trilby" which introduced the world to the Svengali character, he also dabbled in the 19th century fad for mesmerism, something which the author Dudgeon suggests exerted a baleful influence upon two generations of his descendents. He was the grandfather of both the Llewelyn Davies boys and as Daphne du Maurier, and Dudgeon suggests that they were all linked by a particular form of "mind-bending" that left them susceptible to outside influences.
I never realized what a wounded and fragmentary personality J.M. Barrie (1860-1937) possessed - it helps me understand why there are so many elements of the whole "Peter Pan" story which give me the creeps.
But I would give only one and a half stars for the portion of the book that deals with Daphne du Maurier (1907-1989). It was too sketchy and left many holes. Dudgeon intimated that Margaret Forster has written a competent biography of the author of "Rebecca," so that's what I will turn to if I ever want to know more about her particular brand of "gothic" tales.
Peter Pan never appealed to me. There always seemed something deeply wrong with it. Even as a child, it made me uncomfortable.
As an adult, I continued to find it unlikeable. This biography of Barrie, his relationship with the five boys, and ongoing relationship with the DuMaurier family (Daphne DuMaurier is the endpoint of this book), has the same quality of watching a car wreck. Hard to look away, and yet you feel like you should.
Parts of it are shocking. Parts of it seemed speculative in the extreme. But, as Flora Poste would say, "Interesting and depressing." I don't know that I liked it. The author was a little too gleeful in his digging up of old and ugly scandals. It was nice to feel that my childhood instincts were correct. Peter Pan is icky.
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Are we slaves that were created by 'lower gods' or Aliens from a different dimension?
Are we slaves that were created to work for them? sort of like honey bees?
a question to all, please help me understand. what is that thing that gives the elite's paper money its power?
People Stupidity ...
what is that thing that SPIRITUALY binds is to this physical matrix??!
The human Collective Spirit (Collective Karma)
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Indulgence for centuries and inherited wealth that has condensed into a power wealth belief system.
It can be broken.
With the How to kill a city method
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Ultimately, there is a divine hand but delegated to lower management as far as implementation.
Man does have free will. ( Exactly ) as ca caged bird !
The belief system is as strong as the trust in that control system, if trust and integrity of the system fails, so does the power and the belief.
Religion Bullshit , politic bullshit , Society Bullshit
Myth !
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This is part of a reply on another blog that I gave to A similar question. It doesn't answer your question directly but rather has a go at the whole myth.
Through the notion of any form of designer we arrive at original sin, the curse of women that has bedeviled their lives for thousands of years it simply did not happen. If, as science has now proven, we evolved from earlier lifeforms it unequivocally did not happen. No original sin no need for the gnashing of teeth nor a sacrificial victim to redeem oneself.
In that I differ , Originaly the RACE was androgenic (axesual ) split later into SEXES by genetic engineering
Wemen is still seen as a body part in the genetic memory and that is the reason..
Origen gives it away, one must presume inadvertently, when he states that it was written 'with the knowledge of the times'. Through this method we arrive at taking the Bible as a metaphor. One is immediately moved to ask for what? We also arrive at what i view as a latent homosexual basis for the Bible, the narcissism of men, faith and their Bible. If we can be allowed to use metaphor as a basis for reading the book, as the church permits himself, then the Bible looks a totally different creature. Up to and including Immaculate Conception.
Toal bullshit same rule from Ancient Egyptoan religion to ZEUZ sons , mythra , Cuculcan , its the same astrological based BULLSHIT !
God the male creates the first human being from dust and it is of course a male but there is no sexual content.
Its ANDROGENIC !
[link to www.sacred-sex.org]
Homoerotic denial and maternal envy, if we have evolved it's been many, many, many steps down the evolutionary ladder since since any form of spontaneous reproduction has been possible.
Vaginal envy. However Adam is penetrated to retrieve a rib in order to create Eve this also ties in with the maternal envy above. It is also when read as metaphor homoerotic. Hence the creation of women as a source of evil, death and destruction, two envies do not make a right may one say.
Men can breast feed ..
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We must now complete the sexual cycle with the Immaculate Conception. Oedipal much! Mummy's having a baby but daddy doesn't have sex with her, and it's going to be a man that saves men from the evil women wrought upon the world.
COOcKHOLD coverup!
I think my metaphors stand up to scrutiny better than the apologist's.
I then went on to examine the socio-political context of such a narcissistic and ultimately monarchical ploy.
When we are first born I don't feel I need to quote any medical authorities to say that we are programed to seek out mother. The smell of breastmilk alone would tend her to us as the only source of food available to us. Feelings of warmth and security after the trauma of being born and I would contend the beginnings of our own sense of uniqueness and self worth.
The Religious would claim that without that women abusing, child hating, child sacrificing, genocidal, sexually perverse and impure dictator they call God how can you have any morality? Well let's try take ourselves back to being that infant again. I cannot have done anything wrong Mother so I know you'll feed me. The very basis of innate morality.
Their absolutely deviant tale of children being born of and into sin totally abuses every human instinct we used to possess.
That is the symbolism of The Tree of Knowledge and the difference between right and wrong. The curch's avowed aim to tear children from the breast of women and deny us the true Milk Of Human Kidness and an understanding of ourselves as human beings.
Take the tree of ethernal life by assault then this GODS truly have a problem
So in putting this reading of events I would go on to say that yes if it were true you would be right. Nowadays such inbreeding is usually reserved for priests, politicians and monarchs.
Fuck them! Fuck their gods! Fuck their religion ..
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5. Mortals of Time and Space
(445.2) 40:5.1 Mortals represent the last link in the chain of those beings who are called sons of God. The personal touch of the Original and Eternal Son passes on down through a series of decreasingly divine and increasingly human personalizations until there arrives a being much like yourselves, one you can see, hear, and touch. And then you are made spiritually aware of the great truth which your faith may grasp — sonship with the eternal God!
(445.3) 40:5.2 Likewise does the Original and Infinite Spirit, by a long series of decreasingly divine and increasingly human orders, draw nearer and nearer to the struggling creatures of the realms, reaching the limit of expression in the angels — than whom you were created but a little lower — who personally guard and guide you in the life journey of the mortal career of time.
(445.4) 40:5.3 God the Father does not, cannot, thus downstep himself to make such near personal contact with the almost limitless number of ascending creatures throughout the universe of universes. But the Father is not deprived of personal contact with his lowly creatures; you are not without the divine presence. Although God the Father cannot be with you by direct personality manifestation, he is in you and of you in the identity of the indwelling Thought Adjusters, the divine Monitors. Thus does the Father, who is the farthest from you in personality and in spirit, draw the nearest to you in the personality circuit and in the spirit touch of inner communion with the very souls of his mortal sons and daughters.
(445.5) 40:5.4 Spirit identification constitutes the secret of personal survival and determines the destiny of spiritual ascension. And since the Thought Adjusters are the only spirits of fusion potential to be identified with man during the life in the flesh, the mortals of time and space are primarily classified in accordance with their relation to these divine gifts, the indwelling Mystery Monitors. This classification is as follows:
(445.6) 40:5.5 1. Mortals of the transient or experiential Adjuster sojourn.
(445.7) 40:5.6 2. Mortals of the non-Adjuster-fusion types.
(445.8) 40:5.7 3. Mortals of Adjuster-fusion potential.
(445.9) 40:5.8 Series one — mortals of the transient or experiential Adjuster sojourn. This series designation is temporary for any evolving planet, being used during the early stages of all inhabited worlds except those of the second series.
(445.10) 40:5.9 Mortals of series one inhabit the worlds of space during the earlier epochs of the evolution of mankind and embrace the most primitive types of human minds. On many worlds like pre-Adamic Urantia great numbers of the higher and more advanced types of primitive men acquire survival capacity but fail to attain Adjuster fusion. For ages upon ages, before man's ascent to the level of higher spiritual volition, the Adjusters occupy the minds of these struggling creatures during their short lives in the flesh, and the moment such will creatures are indwelt by Adjusters, the group guardian angels begin to function. While these mortals of the first series do not have personal guardians, they do have group custodians.
(446.1) 40:5.10 An experiential Adjuster remains with a primitive human being throughout his entire lifetime in the flesh. The Adjusters contribute much to the advancement of primitive men but are unable to form eternal unions with such mortals. This transient ministry of the Adjusters accomplishes two things: First, they gain valuable and actual experience in the nature and working of the evolutionary intellect, an experience which will be invaluable in connection with later contacts on other worlds with beings of higher development. Second, the transient sojourn of the Adjusters contributes much towards preparing their mortal subjects for possible subsequent Spirit fusion. All God-seeking souls of this type achieve eternal life through the spiritual embrace of the Mother Spirit of the local universe, thus becoming ascending mortals of the local universe regime. Many persons from pre-Adamic Urantia were thus advanced to the mansion worlds of Satania.
(446.2) 40:5.11 The Gods who ordained that mortal man should climb to higher levels of spiritual intelligence through long ages of evolutionary trials and tribulations, take note of his status and needs at every stage of the ascent; and always are they divinely fair and just, even charmingly merciful, in the final judgments of these struggling mortals of the early days of the evolving races.
(446.3) 40:5.12 Series two — mortals of the non-Adjuster-fusion types. These are specialized types of human beings who are not able to effect eternal union with their indwelling Adjusters. Type classification among the one-, two-, and three-brained races is not a factor in Adjuster fusion; all such mortals are akin, but these non-Adjuster-fusion types are a wholly different and markedly modified order of will creatures. Many of the nonbreathers belong to this series, and there are numerous other groups who do not ordinarily fuse with Adjusters.
(446.4) 40:5.13 Like series number one, each member of this group enjoys the ministry of a single Adjuster during lifetime in the flesh. During temporal life these Adjusters do everything for their subjects of temporary indwelling that is done on other worlds where the mortals are of fusion potential. The mortals of this second series are often indwelt by virgin Adjusters, but the higher human types are often in liaison with masterful and experienced Monitors.
(446.5) 40:5.14 In the ascendant plan for upstepping the animal-origin creatures, these beings enjoy the same devoted service of the Sons of God as is extended to the Urantia type of mortals. Seraphic co-operation with Adjusters on the nonfusion planets is just as fully provided as on the worlds of fusion potential; the guardians of destiny minister on such spheres just as on Urantia and similarly function at the time of mortal survival, at which time the surviving soul becomes Spirit fused.
(446.6) 40:5.15 When you encounter these modified mortal types on the mansion worlds, you will find no difficulty in communicating with them. There they speak the same system language but by a modified technique. These beings are identical with your order of creature life in spirit and personality manifestations, differing only in certain physical features and in the fact that they are nonfusible with Thought Adjusters.
(447.1) 40:5.16 As to just why this type of creature is never able to fuse with the Adjusters of the Universal Father, I am unable to say. Some of us incline to the belief that the Life Carriers, in their efforts to formulate beings capable of maintaining existence in an unusual planetary environment, are confronted with the necessity of making such radical modifications in the universe plan of intelligent will creatures that it becomes inherently impossible to bring about permanent union with the Adjusters. Often have we asked: Is this an intended or an unintended part of the ascension plan? but we have not found the answer.
(447.2) 40:5.17 Series three — mortals of Adjuster-fusion potential. All Father-fused mortals are of animal origin, just like the Urantia races. They embrace mortals of the one-brained, two-brained, and three-brained types of Adjuster-fusion potential. Urantians are of the intermediate or two-brained type, being in many ways humanly superior to the one-brained groups but definitely limited in comparison with the three-brained orders. These three types of physical-brain endowment are not factors in Adjuster bestowal, in seraphic service, or in any other phase of spirit ministry. The intellectual and spiritual differential between the three brain types characterizes individuals who are otherwise quite alike in mind endowment and spiritual potential, being greatest in the temporal life and tending to diminish as the mansion worlds are traversed one by one. From the system headquarters on, the progression of these three types is the same, and their eventual Paradise destiny is identical.
(447.3) 40:5.18 The unnumbered series. These narratives cannot possibly embrace all of the fascinating variations in the evolutionary worlds. You know that every tenth world is a decimal or experimental planet, but you know nothing of the other variables that punctuate the processional of the evolutionary spheres. There are differences too numerous to narrate even between the revealed orders of living creatures as between planets of the same group, but this presentation makes clear the essential differences in relation to the ascension career. And the ascension career is the most important factor in any consideration of the mortals of time and space.
(447.4) 40:5.19 As to the chances of mortal survival, let it be made forever clear: All souls of every possible phase of mortal existence will survive provided they manifest willingness to co-operate with their indwelling Adjusters and exhibit a desire to find God and to attain divine perfection, even though these desires be but the first faint flickers of the primitive comprehension of that "true light which lights every man who comes into the world."
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Why even contemplate the "alien" scenario when currently, mankind is enslaved to elites who wear the same HUMAN SUITS that we do???
Oh well...I'm going back to what I was doing.
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Its a very sophisticated system very carefully crafted andQuoting: Anonymous Coward 21184115
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Are we slaves that were created by 'lower gods' or Aliens from a different dimension? Are we slaves that were created to work for them? sort of like honey bees?
I say yes. I believe we were genetically manipulated by an advanced technology for the purposes of creating a slave race.
This belief causes me a bit of concern vis-a-vis the "alien intervention". If we were created to be slaves, when the aliens return they are NOT going to arrest TPTB. They are going to throw them a fucking parade for a job well done.
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2.7 crd fuel leak
hello, its fozzie from the uk, have a 2004 2.7crd wj overland had it 4wks now its decided to have a diesel leak from the fuel injection pump somewhere but only intermitantly mainly first start up, it seems to be a common fault on this fuel pump o ring seals apparently. has anyone had a go at repairing the seals or is it dealer/bosch agent. seen pics of seals & pump assembly but would like to hear it from someone else as it looks a pig to get it away from the engine.
Re: 2.7 crd fuel leak
Welcome, sorry i am of no help on this situation but i hope you can get it fixed. you might be hard pressed to find info here though as i dont think anyone or at least not many people ahve experience with the 2.7crd especially in a wj. good luck.
Re: 2.7 crd fuel leak
cheers nhwk05 thats what i thought you guys have cheap petrol over there we get ripped off over here, price is $1.73/£1.08 per ltr same for diesel so we all opt for diesels more mpg
Re: 2.7 crd fuel leak
Trust me, I wish we could have more Diesels in more regular vehicles over here and not just big rigs and pickup trucks and the handful of small suvs and cars with diesels in them.
My father in law has the 2.7 CRD in a Liberty (06 model i think) and i Wish i had bought a 2008 3.0 CRD WK but i could not afford it.
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Hey Fozzie,
I had a same problem a year ago!
Found a spare O ring kit at Bosch for 30£ and did it myself.
Not a big deal, just need to be careful when you install new O-R, because you have two sizes in the kit.
Hope to hear the good news from you!
Re: 2.7 crd fuel leak
Hi fozzy, i own a 2.7 crd,(hence the name!) and had the whole pump replaced, reconditioned unit is £350 if ur in the uk. no leaks so far, (touch wood) could'nt find a bosch agent by me as would of had ago changing the seals myself.
hope this helps.
Re: 2.7 crd fuel leak
thanks to Caporider & 2.7crd sorry its taken so long to reply, spoke to the garage i bought it from as it has a warranty and is 99% covered so taking it back on 23 jan i think there just repairing the pump ill let u know how i get on. lots of snow here at the moment and shes (jenny the jeep),(wifes car) coping fine bar the rear tyres which are goodyear wrangler f1,front ones are goodyear wrangler hp aw which work very well, may need to spend some £ on new boots.
Re: 2.7 crd fuel leak
hi everyone latest news car went in on 23-01-10 went to pick it up a week later the garage were great handed me the keys and that was it, so you would think, they parked it on a slop sideways so i start her up and now the coolant warning light was on i checked under the bonnet for fuel leakage then drove her onto flat ground to see if the light went out it did'nt so reopened bonnet and to my surprise there was fuel spraying everywhere so showed the guy who sold me the car who was all sorry about it all so another week later the mechanic said water level is fine and the pump was leaking from a blanking plate which was retightened & tested so picked her up yesterday and all is fine thank god as we are getting snow again here next week and i live on a hill its great to have jenny the jeep back, :D
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You lost me at bonnet....lol just playing good news man!
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The Todd is supposedly 25% British.
Turk: Hey, baby. Todd and I are going to the arcade, so I'm a get some quarters out your purse.
Carla: I'm old.
J.D.'s Narration: Others eventually accept who they are.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, well I'm older. Now would you please get me down to my damn car?
Carla: Sure, let's get your big Irish ass to your car so nobody knows that you hurt your back! Let's not worry about my back!
Doctor: Goodnight, Efrem!
Janitor: Goo-goo-goo-goodnight... doctor.
J.D.: You know why I wanted that to be you in 'The Fugitive'? Because it would mean you used to be a guy who had dreams and ambitions; and even though things didn't work out the way you'd hoped, at least it would explain why you are the way you are and...make you human. But instead, it turns out you're nothing more than a... a jerk who just likes to mess with people for no reason.
Janitor: "Kimball!"... You tell anybody, I'll kill ya!
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, I need to get Enid a birthday present.
Elliot: Ahh! When's her birthday?
Dr. Kelso: I think it was last week.
Elliot: Um... well, a scarf is always nice.
Dr. Kelso: That's perfect. It's simple; it's elegant; and it'll hide her turkey neck.
Carla: Look, for what it's worth, instead of marrying a long time ago, I'm marrying a guy who probably won't be ready to have kids for another ten years! That'll make me like thirty...grghrghrgh.
Dr. Cox: More like forty-rghrghrghrgh.
Dr. Cox: I'm not-I'm not fighting anything.
Carla: So, even though you have a full head of hair, you still take Propecia because you like the way it tastes?
Dr. Cox: You know, the other day I found a gray hair in my happy trail.
Carla: Is that the patch of hair that goes from your belly button down to your pe-
Dr. Cox: It is, indeed.
Carla: So? You have a gray happy trail! A lot of women find it distinguished.
J.D.: Can you believe her? She says I beat her to that code because I still have feelings for her. I don't even think about her that way anymore.
Turk: Dude, you can't not think about her that way.
J.D.: Whatevah!
Turk: Okay, think about her right now... (J.D. imagines himself kissing Elliot)
Turk: Now think about her and Sean together... (J.D. imagines himself kissing Elliot again)
Turk: Now think about her and me together... (J.D. imagines himself in a black version kissing Elliot)
Turk: Kissing her all three times, except the third time you were a black guy?
J.D.: Yeah...
Dr. Cox: Say, Carla... boy, you... you look nice.
Carla: You're pathetic.
Dr. Cox: How's about we skip the insults and you do something helpful like prop me up, or throw on a skirt.
Carla: Turk, the night we got engaged, you said you couldn't wait to have kids.
Turk: How can you hold that against me? You were naked!
Carla: So I should just disregard everything you say when I'm naked?
Turk: You know, that's not actually a bad idea? We can call it The Naked Rule; and it should probably apply retroactively, so, um, you can get yourself to the airport next weekend?
Carla: Fine.
Turk: Gotta love The Naked Rule!
Elliot: Look, J.D., that was my patient; I was one step behind you, and you knew it. You stole my moment.
J.D.: This isn't about moments, it's about saving lives. Elliot, when I put my pants on-
Elliot: Yeah, I don't want to hear anything more about your pants! Look, we both know what this is about - from the second I started dating Sean, you obviously weren't happy. I thought that would change when you met someone, but I guess I've moved on and you're just acting like you have.
J.D.: Uhh, okay. Prepare for a storm-off. Hmph!
Family Member: Dr. Dorian, you can't imagine how grateful we are.
J.D.: Let me ask you something: Who's the cool doc you call when you want to save your husband, Paul? J.D.!... It's from 'Shaft'? Come on, how could you guys not get that?
Family Member: Yeah... That's our 'Citizen Kane'... Anyway, thanks again. You're a real hero.
J.D.: Oh, please, I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you guys... Except, after I put my pants on, I save your husband's life! Oh, no he didn't!
Jordan: I've been thinking about what you said this morning. And you're right, we have not been having enough sex lately.
Dr. Cox: Turns out yes, yes we have.
Jordan: No, we haven't. And tonight, we're gonna do it the way you always fantasized about.
Dr. Cox: Laying down in a big tub of ice?
Elliot: Mr. Moran, I don't want to make any promises, but, uh, your cellulitis is resolving nicely, and I think that you'll be out of the woods soon.
Mr. Moran: So tell me something: How did an old geezer like me end up with the prettiest young doctor in the place?
Elliot: It's actually just a simple rotation system based on when your shift started and the last patient that you've seen-
Mr. Moran: Sweetheart, I'm just paying you a compliment.
Elliot: I have to go... Thanks for saying I'm pretty.
J.D.: Yeah! It's just this whole janitor thing has thrown me for a loop.
Carla: Danni, we should watch the movie in Turk's room, because he's gonna keep talking about the janitor, even though we begged him not to.
J.D.: I won't, sweetie, trust me.
Danni: Let's go.
J.D.: You wanna know what the janitor did today?
Danni/Carla: No!
Carla: Bambi, you idiot.
Carla: Why won't you admit you hurt your back?
Dr. Cox: Carla, come on! Back injuries are for 80-year-old guys named Norman who have pants up to here, nose-hairs down to here, and who start every sentence with the very elegant [snorts and hacks].
J.D.: Why didn't you just tell him you were a doctor?
Elliot: I don't know... I guess I just still don't feel like a doctor, you know? I mean, that whole thing with Turk today really got me thinking. Like, I've ran codes before, but there's always been someone right there ready to bail me out. Like, I've never had that one defining, sink-or-swim moment. Have you?
J.D.: Yeah, but I didn't, like, make a big deal out of it.
Flashback: Reunion
Man: I was just made partner at my law firm. I drive a Beemer. And this is my wife.
J.D.: Oh, well, this is Mr. Booker. He's alive because of me.
Mr. Booker: I thought you said there'd be some bitches here?
J.D.: We just got here! Look around!
End Flashback
J.D.: We actually had a fun night... until he urinated all over my rental car.
Guy: So, what do you do?
Elliot: Oh, I work at a hospital. I'm a resident, which is actually still kind of like a student. Well, not a student as in, like, dorm rooms and pizza runs and crazy, drunken kissing parties - which I know for a fact still go on in Radiology - but more of a student in the sense that-
J.D.: Excuse me. Dude, she's got a boyfriend.
Guy: Thanks, man.
J.D.: So, I've been asking around, and apparently you're known as one of three people: Nigel, the Brit; Klaus, the dim-witted German - yes, I said "dim-witted - or a simple, good-natured stutterer named Efrem.
Carla: Are you okay?
Dr. Cox: Come on! I'm simply posing so your boyfriend can get a picture of me for his "People Who Make Me Feel Like a Little Girl" scrapbook.
Dr. Cox: Hey, look, Gandhi, now just because you broke out your little Fisher-Price surgery set and somehow managed to not kill somebody for once, doesn't mean you're queen of the world.
Turk: Oh, are you a big man? What? Yeah. Man, I hope you haven't eaten yet, because I'm about to force-feed you a can of my homemade WHUPASS!
Turk: Dr. Wen! I was scared when you didn't show up, but... your car accident turned out to be the best thing that's ever happened to me!
Dr. Wen: My wife broke both her legs.
Turk: Heh. Still.
J.D.: Maybe it's just Buddha's way of telling her to slow down a little, you know?
Turk: Dude, today I had to sink or swim all on my own; and guess what? A brother swam.
J.D.: That is so fabulous! What is wrong with me today!?
Turk: Uh, where's Dr. Wen? This patient's ready to go.
Staffer: He just called. He got in a car accident, so he can't make it.
Turk: Don't you play with me, intercom lady! I will find you!
Staffer: Relax. Dr. DiStefano is on-call.
Turk: Thank God. We just dodged a bullet because, look, I am nowhere near ready to perform this type of procedure solo. I would have been terrified, you guys would have sensed it, and it would have been a horrible experience for all of us.
Staffer: Dr. DiStefano is stuck in surgery. It's all on you, Dr. Turk.
Turk: Big piece of cake! Who's with me?
Janitor: Whoa, an American high-five! How perfectly vulgar.
Elliot: When I was in high school, I went to Europe for a month and I forgot to take my birth control pills, so I took like thirty the day I got home.
Turk: So, you're currently on the pill, right?
Carla: Yes! Will you please, just drop it!
Turk: Okay. 'Cause, you know, you've gotta take it the same time every day.
Dr. Cox: Why don't we ever have sex?
Jordan: I find it a little hard to feel sexy seeing as I passed a human being out of my body six months ago.
Dr. Cox: Hey, lookit, I had front seats to that bloodbath, and it hasn't affected my sex drive.
Jordan: Oh, no, no, no, no, I got that when you asked the lactation nurse if she needed help getting things started!
Dr. Cox: Right.
Carla: Baby?
Turk: Hm?
Carla: What do you think about getting pregnant right after the wedding?
Turk: See ya!
J.D.: Carla! You can't ask a guy that while he's driving!
Carla: My bad.
J.D.: Yes, it was your bad, Carla.
J.D.'s Narration: Relationships can be defined by how long people have been together.
J.D.: I am so late, I don't even have time to eat.
J.D.'s Narration: Whether you've been together for a few weeks...
Danni: Do you wanna have sex?
J.D.: Yes.
Dr. Cox: Carla, I have a six-month-old child. I'm gonna be one of those weird old guys who brings my son down to the park, where everybody is like, Hmm, is he the dad? Is he the grand-dad? Is he the grand-dad's grand-dad? And, oh, my God! Why is he pushing a traffic cone on the swing while his five-year-old little boy is in the mud crying? Is-is he taunting the little boy? No! He can't even see the little boy! And, now look, he's actually taking the traffic cone, putting it in the mini-van, and driving away while the little boy cries and the traffic cone sits quietly and watches 'Finding Nemo' on DVD.
Jordan: Whoa. I was in a sex coma. How'd you sleep?
Dr. Cox(pained): Great!
Jordan: Ohh, and Perry? I know I asked you to be more sensitive when we do it, but I was just hoping you wouldn't curse as much. I mean, to actually cry during sex, what's that about?
Dr. Cox: I guess I just love you so... much...?
J.D.: Wow, you must be dancing on the wind right now! That sounded straighter in my head...
Carla: But you know what? It's okay. Because I couldn't handle marriage until now. And I knew you when you were younger, and you would have been a horrible dad. Now? We're both ready.
Dr. Cox: Do you... do you think that my son will like me?
Carla: Oh, God, no.
Elliot: I mean, if I had a dollar for every time I got depressed and my dad didn't make me feel better - Actually, he did give me a dollar every time I got depressed. By the end of junior high, I already had a hundred and seventy bucks... And then got mugged and lost it all. But, by the end of that night, of course, I was back up to a dollar.
J.D.: You're an actor.
Janitor: You're a fireman! What are we doing?
J.D.: Game over, Klaus. I saw you in 'The Fugitive'.
Janitor: Ohhh, yeah, yeah. I was in a Harrison Ford movie, but, you know what, I chose this life instead 'cause it's a little more glamorous.
Dr. Kelso: Hey, champ. There's some vomit on the back steps with your name on it.
Janitor: Well, that's my cue. Action!
J.D.: What is wrong with you? Is this because I called you "Smelliot"? Because I can't believe you haven't heard that before.
Elliot: J.D., I don't care if you call me that.
J.D.: Hey, everybody! She's cool with "Smelliot"!
Todd: Oh, so he can call you "Smelliot" but I'm not allowed to call you "Vagina Face"?
Elliot: Not the same, Todd!
Danni: I love 'The Fugitive'. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford?
J.D.: Harrison Ford, hands down!...But you were probably talking to Carla. I'm having such a gay day!
Carla: "Day"?
Dr. Cox: So you're saying your mom made you pancakes this morning, and you didn't even know that it was pancake day in the cafeteria? You get outta here!
Doug: And the craziest thing -
Dr. Cox: No, I'm serious, Nervous Guy. Get outta here!
Todd: You know, Nigel, I'm twenty-five percent British.
Janitor(British accent): Really? I'm one hundred percent not interested!
Todd: Ohh! Classic Nigel!
J.D.: I think the Janitor's pretending to be British.
Doug: You mean Klaus, the German guy?
Janitor: Guten Tag, Doug.
Doug: Thanks!
Janitor: That means "nice haircut."
J.D.: No it doesn't!
Janitor: Mind your own beeswax.
Janitor(British accent): Oh, Todd, you simply must sample one of these tea buns my mum sent over from Sussex.
Todd: Up high two times. One's for "buns", one's for the "sex" part of Sussex! Come on!
Doug: Hey Klaus, in your country, how come Hamburg and Frankfurt have nothing to do with hamburgers or hot dogs?
Janitor(German accent): Why is your Lake Titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?
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Neil Flynn (The Janitor) did, in fact, play the "Transit Cop" in The Fugitive, and that was actual footage from the film. This has led some fans to speculate that the Janitor's unspoken name is also Neil Flynn.
The Fugitive:
Carla and Dani are watching the movie The Fugitive on television. The movie features the Janitor (Neil Flynn) who ironically played in the 1993 movie.
Saturday Night Live
After saving a patient's life and receiving accolades from the patient's family, J.D. states: "Oh, please, I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you guys...Except, after I put my pants on, I save your husband's life! Oh, no he didn't!"
This is a reference to the Saturday Night Live Skit featuring Christopher Walken in which he tells the fake Blue Oyster Cult that he puts his pants on one leg at a time...except once his pants are on, he makes gold records.
JD's fantasy about Turk enjoying his fame in surgery has Turk singing about himself to the theme of "Shaft."
Vanilla Sky:
In JD's dream, the scene where the car flies off the bridge is unused footage taken from the Tom Cruise film, Vanilla Sky.
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Sengoku Basara: Battle Heroes' 2on2 Team Battle Explained
Seen the trailer? Now check out the screens for Sengoku Basara: Battle Heroes from Famitsu, where the 2on2 Team Battle mode was explained. Two bars at the top left of the screens indicates your health and the battle ability of the team as a whole respectively. Defeated player can recover to fight again as long as the red gauge is not depleted. On the other hand, you'll still end up on the losing side even if you remain undefeated throughout the match if you have a partner that keep dying. The official website and developers' blog has been launched as well.
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Victory for Fair Courts! Ninth Circuit Upholds Arizona Judicial Conduct Code
Governor Janet Napolitano issued an executive order in 2003 banning discrimination based on sexual orientation for state employees. See Executive Order 2003-22. However, Arizona does not have a statewide law prohibiting discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender identity or expression. See Ariz. Rev. Stat. § 41-1463.
All government employees are protected by the U.S. Constitution against irrational discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender identity. In addition, some measure of protection already exists under Title VII based on gender, which has been held to include gender identity and expression.
The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) and several courts have interpreted Title VII to protect LGBT employees. Lambda Legal maintains that the EEOC adjudications regarding Title VII's coverage should supersede contrary authority that exists in some federal circuits.
NO, Arizona does not have a criminal statute that punishes people with an HIV diagnosis specifically for nondisclosure of HIV status prior to sexual conduct; however, all states have general criminal laws—such as reckless endangerment and assault laws—under which it is possible to prosecute an HIV-positive person for nondisclosure of HIV status prior to sexual conduct.
NO, there has not been a criminal prosecution in recent years of which Lambda Legal is aware; however, that does not mean that will not be one in the future.
NO, Arizona does not have laws that criminalize or enhance penalties for biting, spitting and/or throwing bodily fluids or substances (such as urine or excrement) if a person has been diagnosed with HIV, but that does not mean the state could not prosecute a person engaged in such activities under general criminal laws or argue for sentence enhancements based on the person's HIV diagnosis.
NO, Arizona does not have laws that enhance penalties for HIV-positive people involved in commercial sexual transactions, but that does not mean that a prosecutor could not argue for an enhanced sentence in such a situation based on the defendant's HIV-positive status, if the prosecutor has access to that information, or attempt to bring separate charges under an HIV-specific nondisclosure statute or the general criminal laws.
Any adult. See Ariz. Rev. Stat. §8-103.
Not yet permitted.
Consideration of bisexuality (among many other factors) approved in denial of pre-adoption certification in In re Appeal in Pima County Juvenile Action B-10489, 727 P.2d 830 (Ariz. Ct. App. 1986).
No statewide recognition, but some local domestic partnership registries are available, including for example, in Phoenix and Tucson.
Ariz. Rev. Stat. Ann. § 15-341 (2012)
"Don't Say Gay" Law:
"No district shall include in its course of study instruction which: promotes a homosexual life-style; portrays homosexuality as a positive alternative life-style; or suggests that some methods of sex are safe methods of homosexual sex." Ariz. Rev. Stat. Ann. § 15-716 (2012) ("Instruction on acquired immune deficiency syndrome; department assistance")


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