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So let's add the Dorian Mode to your aural tool-box!
Reminder: A mode is derived by taking the notes of a scale and changing which note in the scale is used as the root note. You don't need to know much theory to learn from this article, but if you want to check the theory background, there's a great lesson available from daveconservatoire.org which specifically introduces the Dorian:
To summarize: the Dorian is a mode of the major scale that is formed by using the same notes as the major scale, but using the second note as the root. This creates a group of notes nearly identical to the natural minor scale, except that the minor sixth note is sharpened to the major sixth. This creates a brighter spot in Dorian when that note is played.
The examples below consist of the minor scale and the Dorian mode for comparison:
Guitarist Usage of the Dorian Mode
The Dorian mode is not as common as the natural minor scale, particularly for guitarists. There are plenty of songs, such as "Eleanor Rigby" by the Beatles or "Scarborough Faire," that use it. You can find more examples of Dorian Mode in popular music here:
Most jazz guitarists use it significantly – but then jazz guitarists are typically expected to know and use every major scale mode!
The most common modern usage for it is as a substitute for the minor pentatonic scale rather than the natural minor scale. The minor pentatonic scale is very common in rock, hard rock, and metal music, but there are a significant amount of upbeat songs in all of those genres.
The Dorian mode allows guitarists to use the minor pentatonic riffs, but add in the brighter major sixth note to get a more upbeat feel. This particular mode is common in glam rock and hair metal, which are both guitar driven, but often upbeat, genres. George Lynch, in particular, is well known for using this mode.
The examples below are nearly identical guitar riffs. The first riff consists of some basic minor pentatonic guitar work. The second riff is the same line with the major sixth added in a few places to brighten up the line:
Rhythm Usage of the Dorian Mode
Generally speaking, the major sixth is not used as part of the chord progression in Dorian songs. The chord progressions typically used in minor pentatonic songs, using the I, IV, and V chords, are more common. It is more common for Dorian to be used by the bass as part of the rhythm part. The examples below contain the same guitar rhythm, but the second example uses a Dorian line underneath it:
If the guitar does have a rhythm line in Dorian, it will usually be a single note line. The following example demonstrates a possible Dorian line for guitar:
Listening for the Dorian
Hopefully the examples above have started to tune your ear into the sound of the Dorian Mode. Follow up on some of the example artists and recordings mentioned to continue to build your familiarity with the sound of the Dorian Mode. You should start to hear that major sixth pop out at you!
The Dorian mode can be tough to hear in some situations. After all, it is only one note off from the Aeolian mode (natural minor) and the Mixolydian mode. Any rock or metal song that seems slightly too upbeat is usually a good candidate to be in Dorian. Usually the best place to focus is going to be the bass or the solo if you are unsure if it is Dorian or minor pentatonic. Remember, the major sixth note is the key to recognizing a song is in the Dorian Mode. If it is present, but the rest of the scale sounds overall minor, then it is almost always the Dorian mode.
As you practice transcribing songs, try to look out for this major sixth in a minor musical context to identify songs using the Dorian Mode. As you find more and more examples of it in use, your ear will get more and more reliable at recognising it straight off.
Have you encountered good examples of the Dorian Mode in use? Do you have tips for using it in composition or performance? Any questions about Dorian Mode ear training? Leave a comment below!
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After Midnight walked of, I went up to my room leaving Jasper stood alone. I needed to sleep, so that's what I did.
When I woke up, I saw that I had been a sleep for a few hours. I felt relaxed and fresh, and I had a massive urge to go for a swim. Making my way to the lake, I noticed that the school was very quiet. Maybe they were all in there rooms, I thought.
As I stood out into the grounds, I saw a group of people stood near the lake. When I got closer, I recognised Alzena, and then Midnight. Damien was here too with crystal and Mr James. There was another man that I didn't recognise.
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1) You don't want, desire, or would prefer... You f***ing NEED chocolate on an hourly/bi hourly/ daily basis.
2) Your hands shake when opening the wrapper... moreso if you haven't had your fix in a while.
3) You mourn every crumb dropped and hence keep the tin wrapper under your bar at all times to ensure you don't miss the tiniest of bits... or devise new methods of eating chocolate that may look ludicrous but sure as hell make sure that you maximize intake!
4) You smell your bar and sigh contently before even biting into it.
5) You can identify chocolate by smell... and in more extreme instances, can even tell that your brother ate a whole damn Cadbury without you just by his breath... when he's sitting across from you and has just opened his mouth to say hi. (wasn't me... I swear!)
6) When the first thing you ask for when someone tries to bribe you is chocolate...
7) When you mourn every crumb... wait, didn't I say that already? Its just so tragic! *curses the five second rule!*
8) When you could be broke... and somehow still manage to buy your daily fix.
9) When drinking Hershey's syrup is as normal as monsoon rain.
10) When drinking Hershey's syrup constitutes your daily fix and sometimes as an after snack dessert.
11) When the thought of Vanilla ice cream without chocolate syrup is simply blasphemous and should be punishable by law.
12) When you have often joked about snorting or injecting yourself with chocolate but knew it'd never work because you wouldn't be able to taste it! ... but if you could... >.>
13) When you've actually snorted chocolate (by mistake of course) when going to smell a can of powdered cocoa.
14) When you ate a whole spoonful of cocoa thinking it'd taste just as great as it smells.
15) When you've survived 2 whole days on nothing but chocolate and water... oh and half a glass of juice! (I blame college life and low funds!)
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What did I miss?Mature
I had been focusing on a school thermometer, trying to concentrate on hitting a certain degree, and everyone else had pulled away as the temperature had lowered steadily around me, so I was more surprised than anybody else when there was a lound BANG and the sound of crumbling stone. The ceiling even shook a little bit, dropping bits of plaster and drywall on my head. Looking up, I saw that, mere inches above Flynn's head where he sat on the floor, Al's hand rested in a fist sized dent in the solid brick wall.
I joined the shocked throng of people staring at Al as he withdrew his hand from the hole, his fingers covered in white and red dust from the materials of the wall, but otherwise, unharmed.
"What did I miss?" I asked, "How did that not break every bone in your hand?" I reached for Al's dusty fingers, turning his hand over and over in my own, until he it out of my reach, an embarrassed look on his face.
"We were..." He began slowly. "Practicing my ability to... um..."
"We were practicing martial arts, Al using Dante's knowledge through, uh..." Flynn faltered.
"Possession." Eve filled in the blanks.
"I can use the knowledge of a ghost possessing me," Al tried again, a little braver. "If I take control, or if they give me control, I can use their knowledge, or abilities."
Okay, now I was caught up.
"And apparently, having really good senses really does give you good reflexes." Flynn said cheerfully, changing the subject a bit.
"That's really cool," I grinned, "so, what are we going to show Professor Robyns when he gets here?" I was all business as I pulled out my Ideas notebook again. I had jotted a few things down since lunch. "Probably not let Al hit him." I said, not sure if I was joking.
"She's gone now," Al tried to assure us, but I just gave him a look and turned back to my notebook.
"We ruled out Eve shocking him... I could change the temperature, but that might be too subtle. And how do we find out what ability he has?"
I looked around at my friends, each now thoughtful. What a motley crew we were, all with powers of varying degrees of intensity. I couldn't help think, once again, how much good we could do, not as superheroes, but extraordinary people, in places of power. If only I could convince them of that...


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Chapter 4 - Pits (Part 1)Mature
A phrase I once heard from a priest has always intrigued me. He had said that "dark times must come to teach and prepare us for even darker times." I hadn't known what he meant, of course, but now I think I knew. My past was one of killing, stealing, and all matters of villainy – as Justice might have put it. It made me a man who knew how to see well in the dark, who could sense the worth of a man just by talking to him, and someone used to seeing death. I think my past is the only thing that kept me moving forward after Shayleen had died.
"Why did they send you after me?" I asked Justice as we prepared to leave. The girls had finished the duck, though Melody had complained about the taste, and were now getting ready for the long walk to Homerson.
Justice was attaching his shield to his back as he answered. "I was sent by Kory Dove," he said in his usual jolly tune. I was almost used to it after the last hour of conversing with him. "He said his sister was married to a Mr. Stevens and… Well, he wasn't friendly about you."
I nodded. Kory never had liked me. He knew of my past, just as everyone else in Homerson. Shayleen had been his only family, too. "I can't imagine you risking your life for the request of a single rude man, though." The blonde man just laughed, making his large frame shake in humor. It wasn't the laugh of a joke, though. It was more like a laugh you gave when someone said something obvious.
"I am Justice, my friend. I do whatever is right, not whatever is safe." He lifted his spear, making Melody stare in awe. She had been inspired by the man since she had woken and been introduced to him. "I would gladly give my life to save another if it was required! I do not fear anything but straying from the path of righteousness!"
He was a very odd man and I knew that in the past I would have scorned and hated him, but now I was happy to have someone like this Justice in my company. The world had few truly good men like him. I knew that from looking. Despite his overly enthusiastic nature, Justice was a welcome anomaly.
"Mister Justice, are you going to slay the monsters?" Melody looked positively amazed by the man. I should have been jealous that my daughter thought highly of another man, but I was simply happy her mother's death was not weighing on her so much now. It had only been one day… Shayleen, your daughter was as strong as you already.
Lillian was quiet and still eating her food. It was her I was worried about the most. She hadn't spoken much since she got up and Justice's presence didn't seem to faze her. It was as if she moved in a different realm all together. I had met a man like that before. He had lost his wife to sickness and eventually committed suicide. I only hoped Lillian would recover soon.
Justice kneeled down to Melody and gave her an odd bow. "I will do my best, my lady!" His voice echoed through the cave now. "Every one of the beasts will go down if I can manage it! Taking down monsters is the duty of the righteous!"
Melody smiled widely. "My Mama was righteous," she told Justice in a joyful tone. "She killed a beast to protect Papa and us." I surprised myself by not feeling that stab of pain in my heart. Was it because I was in awe of Shayleen's feat? You were amazing, my love.
Justice glanced at me in astonishment before turning back to Melody. "Well, if she managed to slay one, then she truly was!" He gave Melody another smile and stood, making his way for me. When he got close, his face took a look of urgency. "It is true then, my friend?" he whispered.
I only nodded. What else could I say? I didn't want to relive that moment, no matter how much easier it was for me to resist the abyss of despair in my heart. I had to focus on my daughters just to resist the urge to leap in.
Justice looked thoughtful. "That knife must have been blessed by her dying wish to save her family," he said after a moment. "God blessed her strike. There is no other explanation."
"I think you may be right," I told Justice. I wasn't sure about God blessing anything, but I didn't have a better idea, either.


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MKHS Beginning Christmas Break
*Nothing much has changed at MKHS. Oh wait! Three weeks have past and its December 17 meaning only one thing: Christmas Break! Why don't we catch up with some of the teens when we have the time? Right now, it was Saturday and Smoke, Mileena, and Sub-Zero were waiting in front of the school waiting for the Volleyball and Wrestling team to get back from their all day tournament. The time would be 2:47 as the Volleyball bus pulls in front of the school to let the girls out. Also I forgot to mention it was snowing outside*
Sheeva: Great job today going undefeated girls! You bring honor to our school, practice on Monday, don't forget! *Drives into the school parking lot*
Jade: *First to hop off the bus and yawns* Oh man my feet are killing me.
Sonya: I second that, also my back hurts.
Jade: Probably due to all that fat you have.
Sonya: I'm not fat!
Jade: Your boobs are. *Giggles but is cut off by a fierce blow to her boob by Sonya* Ah damn take a joke will ya!
Kitana: Come girls enough with hitting the tender spots.
Sonya: That was a warning shot.
Li Mei: Hahaha warning she says.
Mileena: Kitty!
Kitana: Hey Mily!
Mileena: I got here 10 minutes ago to wait for you so I could walk you home. Then Smoke and Subby came by and offered to sit with me.
Kitana: What are you doing here with Smoke and Sub-Zero?
Sub-Zero: Oh well damn then! *Playfully walks away*
Kitana: No I didn't mean it like that Sub!
Smoke: Yeah bro calm down. She was just expressing her concern since her beloved sister is found with her good friend and a registered sex offender.
Sub-Zero: *Makes a not bad face* Yeah well that's reasonable.
Jade: *Hugs her boyfriend* Well I know why Smoke's here but why are you here Sub?
Sub-Zero: You guys forget that Noob's my brother. I'm waiting for him to get back from wrestling.
All the girls: Oh yeah!
Sonya: You guys look so different.
Sub-Zero: Actually no. We're identical twins (clones) actually. Of course his whole body is black as night but we look the same.
Smoke: Honestly, if that was the case I'm glad Sub has that scar on his right eye because I probably couldn't tell the difference.
Kitana: How did you get your scar anyway?
Sub-Zero: Kung Lao's hat. Let's just say that's my only fear.
*As the Skarlet said goodbye and left the group along with Li Mei, the group heard a loud screech of wheels and turn to see the Wrestling bus come to a screeching halt in front of the school. Baraka opens the door*
Baraka: 4-1 guys, practice on Monday, we'll go over our mistakes. Enjoy your weekend, and somebody wake up Moloch's fatass!
*Kano grips the opening of the door stumbling out of the bus with a look of fear on his face*
Kano: Never again….
Kung Lao: I, I think we hit an old person on the way.
Reptile: *While invisible he uncloaks with him shaking uncontrollably* I'm going to walk the next time around.
Moloch: Don't know what you pansies complaining about! I slept like a ball and chain!
Drahim: Making puns about your weapon of choice? You've stooped too low man.
*The rest of the bus unloads with the last one being Noob Saibot who falls flat on his face and onto the pavement. Baraka shrugs and speeds off into the parking lot*
Smoke: *Squats near Noob's semi-conscious body* Aye Noob! Get your lazy ass up!
Noob: Nnnnngh.
Sub-Zero: What happen to you?
Noob: Ok listen to this shit. So I'm wrestling and this guy and he is buff as f*ck. It's the last match of the day and we we're both dog-tired. It's the third period I got him down and he suddenly starts bucking like a wild bull. He gets me to the side and does a Peterson on me elbowing me straight in the nuts full throttle.
Sub-Zero and Smoke: Ooooh.
Noob: Took me 30 seconds to stand up. I still can't walk straight. Anyway I went 4-1.
Mileena: Well that's good. Minus the elbow part.
Noob: Huge minus on the elbow part.
Smoke: Well since your fatass is too heavy to carry I'll smoke bomb you back to the dorm.
Noob: *Holds up a thumbs up* Fine by me f*ck face.
Sub-Zero: Hey are we still up on our Quadruple date tonight?
Sonya: Yeah.
Jade: Of course.
Kitana: I don't know I'm a little tired.
Sub-Zero: Ohhh…
Mileena: Nonono Kitty you're not wiggling out of this one! You are going to this social event to the mall with your friends!
Kitana: Who are you my mother!
Mileena: If you want to get technical then yeah. *Grins behind her veil*
Smoke: The smartassness is strong with this one.
Kitana: Oh whatever. Fine I'll go.
Sonya: Woohoo now it's a party! Can Jax and Scorpion still go?
Sub-Zero: Ya know it Sonny baby!
Sonya: No.
Sub-Zero: Sonny?
Sonya: No.
Sub-Zero: Son?
Sonya: *Holds up a fist* I'll give you a warning shot!
Sub-Zero: Well I tried.
Smoke: You did. Anyway off we go! Later princess, babe *kisses Jade*, Sonny baby. *Smoke throws a smoke bomb at Noob, then himself as they both vanish*
Sub-Zero: … I know this b*tch didn't just leave me. *Sighs* F*ck. *Walks away*
Jade: Well me and Sonya are gonna get ready, see you guys at five!
Sonya: Later guys!
Mileena and Kitana: Bye! *Sees their friends off*
Kitana: Is it ok to hang out with Sub? You know how I feel about Liu.
Mileena: Actually I don't but I think I get the gist of it. You like him a little bit but you feel it's for the wrong reasons so you feel that both of you should wait even though he doesn't know that. Am I right?
Kitana: Exactly.
Mileena: Excuse my French but that's confusing as f*ck.
Kitana: Mily!
Mileena: I blame Sub-Zero hehe. Anyway, I think it'll be fine if you hang out with Sub and get to know him a little bit. Besides you should give other guys a chance if you're not dating Liu.
Kitana: Your right. Ironic that the big sister is taking advice from the younger sister.
Mileena: Well the world isn't that perfect now is it. *They both laugh at the statement*
*As promised we're gonna see what our favorite teens have been doing. Homecoming was one hell of a party with everyone being hyped with all three teams winning the Homecoming games the atmosphere was intense. And for once the DJ wasn't lame as hell like last year. After that it was smooth sailing. The basketball was undefeated so far in their season. Wrestling had lost two matches, no biggie. Volleyball was also undefeated. Johnny's movie that he's been working on finally released and it did very well. The movie was this (with TaBB's permission) ./25682-Mortal-Kombat-The-Revision/page3 [post #49]. Other than that everything went fairly well, time to f*ck it up. (I kid, a little)*
Scorpion: [Orange shirt, black jeans, yellow jacket, hell yeah] *It's 4:45 and we're in Sub and Scorpion's dorm room to fine them chilling on the couch* I'm bored sitting around. I'm all dressed up and I feel like moving already damnit.
Sub-Zero: [Without the mask, blue sleeveless shirt, and baggy black pants] If you don't calm your ass down. I feel the same but there's nothing to do.
Scorpion: Not true. *Heads towards the door* Come on let's find out what are friends are up to.
Sub-Zero: Not a bad idea.
*They leave and find Reptile's door open and hear a vacuum inside*
Sub-Zero: *Knocks on Reptile's door* Yo Reptile watching doing cleaning up all your unborn tadpoles?
Reptile: Oh come on Sub you know I dump my tadpoles into yo momma!
Sub-Zero & Scorpion: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Sub-Zero: It's funny cause we're all orphans and these jokes don't affect us
*They all laugh*
Scorpion: Seriously though what's with the cleaning?
Reptile: Well you guys know my wife Claudia right?
Sub-Zero: Yup.
Scorpion: Wife!
Sub-Zero: Reptile got married during the summer, get with the beat already!
Reptile: Well me and her, plus her dad, decided it would be best if she stayed with me from now on.
Scorpion: Oh nice!
Reptile: Thanks, I gotta get back to cleaning, she's coming in on Sunday so it's got to be baby bottom clean.
Sub-Zero: Alright, see ya man.
*Sub-Zero and Scorpion walk over to Sektor and Cyrax's dorm room where they see them leaving with gray bluish overalls on saying "Little Macs" across their chest*
Sub-Zero: Hey what's with the get up guys?
Sektor: We got jobs homeboy.
Scorpion: When was that!
Cyrax: Three weeks ago. Me and Sektor were going to the store to get groceries and what not when we see this guy's car break down. We offer to help and we fix his car. He just so happens to be a manager in charge of a mechanic shop called "Mac's Fixings" and he gives us jobs on the spot.
Sub-Zero: Well of course you guys fixed the car, you guys use to be made outta metal and wires for Christ sakes!
Sektor: Oh seems somebody is a little mad huh? *Laughs*
Sub-Zero: Pfft far from it son. I rather be working in a restaurant than be covered in oil grease.
Cyrax: Oil grease is the best scent ever.
Scorpion: Do all the girls agree with that Cy?
Sektor: Nope, but they do like the scent of his chloroform rag.
*They all laugh at the funny Sektor made. Both Sektor and Cyrax say their goodbye's and Scorpion and Sub keep moving down the hall when they see an unexpected visitor standing in front of Kenshi's dorm room*
Scorpion: Dude who are you?
*The mysterious turned around and it was none other than a favorite mummy; Ermac*
Sub-Zero: Ermac's back!
Scorpion: Ermac! Get over here! *Without a second notice, the spear from Scorpion's hand shoots out and almost hits Ermac in the chest. Thank the Elder Gods Ermac has telekinesis*
Ermac: Hahaha nice to see that somebody wants to impale me as a welcoming gift.
Scorpion: *Sheepishly rubs his head and retracts his spear* Sorry I got excited and it came out to fast for me to stop it.
Sub-Zero: Oh well I feel bad for Mileena. *Sly grin*
*Scorpion slaps Sub with no force and gives him a glare signaling that he should keep his thoughts to himself*
Sub-Zero: You know I joke with ya Scorp. Anyway, Ermac when did you get out?
Ermac: Today actually, I have to check in every week with my nurse Nichole to get more pills though.
Scorpion: Sorry for asking bro but what happen to you?
Ermac: Well to dumb it down here's what's going on: the souls in my body are starting to fight over control again.
Scorpion: Again?
Ermac: It happened once as I was a kid back then but it was only minor. Now it seems like it's a powder keg waiting for something to set it on fire.
Sub-Zero: Is that why you were talking in third person?
Ermac: Yeah. It's also the fact that I didn't take my pills at the time. The pills that I normally take control the souls within me. Shang Tsung made them especially for me.
Scorpion: I see. Well you were about to see Kenshi right, sorry for stopping you Mac.
Ermac: Nah it's all fine and good. You guys take care.
Scorpion and Sub-Zero: You too bud.
*The duo leaves after Kenshi opens the door and greets his old friend*
*Heading down the hall, the duo approach the dorm of Liu Kang and Kung Lao to find Liu Kang and Kung Lao talking to Li Mei and another female with his back facing the duo*
Sub-Zero: Yo Liu, Kung, what's up?
*Liu Kang turned around and he had on, a beard?*
Liu Kang: Hey guys!
Scorpion & Sub-Zero: … *They both tilt their head to the side*
Liu Kan: Something wrong?
Scorpion & Sub-Zero: Who the f*ck are you?
Liu Kang: Are you kidding me! It's me Liu!
Scorpion: Oh sorry it's hard to tell with if that's you because of that homeless man beard.
*The girls giggle along with Kung Lao*
Liu Kang: Hey I don't look like a homeless guy. A classy homeless guy is more like it.
Sub-Zero: Liu stop with the denial. You look like a pedophile who molests grown men for pocket change.
*That sent the whole group laughing except Liu*
Kung Lao: That was the best insult I have ever heard! Pound that shit bro! *Bumps fist with Sub*
Liu Kang: Forget this noise. *Li Mei grabs his arms*
Li Mei: Ah come on I think it looks a little nice.
Liu Kang: Thank you somebody does.
Li Mei: I think it looks nice if it was never on your face.
*More laughter as Liu gives up in defeat and goes back inside to shave*
Scorpion: What are you guys doing today?
Kung Lao: Well Liu and I are going on a double date with these two really cute girls to go ice skating with at the mall. *Puts his hand sideways to his face and loudly whispers* Don't tell these two that I said that.
Sophia: *Punches Kung Lao in the arm* Oh shut your mouth you.
Kung Lao: Hahaha yes mistress.
Sub-Zero: Who's this?
Li Mei: This is my friend Sophia, and Kung Lao's date.
Sophia: Pleasure to meet you. I hail from Russia. And I wrestle for (Input cool high school name because the author is lazy) *A pleasant beauty with her slender curves and plump breasts and shoulder-width blonde hair, Sophia still hits like a grown ass man so watch out*
**Liu Kang comes out with a clean face**
Liu Kang: I hope you guys are happy! Took me a month to grow that.
Li Mei: Trust me I'm bouncing up and down now that you've shaved that disgusting thing.
Liu Kang: Oh please you know you liked it.
Li Mei: Yeah maybe *Winks*
*The two groups exchange goodbye's as the duo leaves them and see Jax, Sonya, Smoke, and Jade walking towards them ready to go. Anyway let's go to a scene with them walking out the entrance of the dorm building to find Skarlet sitting on a bench with a small red suitcase on her lap*
Sonya: Hey Skarlet, watcha doin out here in the cold?
Skarlet: Oh I'm waiting for Johnny. We're going to a party to celebrate his success of his first film.
Jade: Oh we are going to see that today at the mall.
Jax: Yeah typical for him to be late though. Want us to wait with you?
Skarlet: No it's fine, matter of fact he's here right now.
*Before the group can ask any more questions, a helicopter randomly appears with Johnny Cage on the side of it wearing a black tuxedo with his bow tie undone. He casual jumps down to the group and lands on his feet*
Johnny Cage: Hey guys, how's it going?
Smoke: Good.
Scorpion: Can't complain.
Sonya: You just jumped out of a helicopter!
Johnny Cage: Nice one Captain Obvious.
Sonya: No problem Sergeant Smartass.
Johnny Cage: Oh how I missed you guys. Skarlet you ready to go?
Skarlet: Of course *Gets up and walks over to Johnny*
Johnny Cage: It's not gonna be cold where we're going. Would you like me to take your coat and bag madam?
Skarlet: Why of course kind sir. *Giggles*
*Johnny takes off Skarlet's jacket revealing a sparkling red dress which is strapless. Skarlet then pulls out glossy red lipstick and puts on some red earrings. The whole group stares in awe at the truly amazing Skarlet*
Johnny Cage: *Whistle* Well guys off to the party, catch ya later!
Skarlet: Bye guys!
*Johnny makes a motion with his fingers and the helicopter drops down a ladder for them to climb up on. Once they get inside the helicopter flies off*
Jax: So Smoke, when you gonna quit f*cking around and take me up in a helicopter!
Smoke: When you give up that ass!
*And off we go to the Khan residence where we have Mrs. Khan giving her daughter's a talk before they go out*
Sindel: I want you guys to be back at 10:30. If your late I will shut you down and you will get no presents for Christmas. Understand?
Kitana & Mileena: *Gulp* Yes mom.
Sindel: Good, anything to else to say honey?
Shao Khan: *Puts his hands on both of the girl's head's* If one of you came back pregnant, I'll burn down the school.
Kitana & Mileena: Dad!
Shao Khan: Oh I kid with you guys. *Pats their heads* Just be home by 10:30 and there will be no problems. By the way, how are you guys getting there anyway?
Mileena: Scorpion's going to transport all of us to the mall.
Shao Khan: Hmm he's learn how to transport aye? Pretty cool. Speaking of Scorpion, when can I finally sit down with him and have a chat with him?
Mileena: *Getting all nervous now* Oh well you know he's umm, busy!
Shao Khan: Oh come on Mily, it's not like a bite. I prefer the hammer approach *Grin and laugh*
**Mileena shakes a little**
Sindel: Dear you really need to work on your "jokes".
Shao Khan: Later, oh I see your friends have arrived.
*Mily and Kitty look out the window to see the group arriving and walking to the door*
Kitana: Ok well we're off. *Grabs coat* Hey is Rain still sick?
Sindel: Yeah, but he's starting to get over his cold. Your father and I are going to go out and eat so we'll probably be back by the time you guys get back.
Mileena: Where are you going to eat?
Shao Khan: Some type of Hispanic restaurant. Never ate there so it'll be an adventure.
Sindel: That it will.
Kitana: Uh-huh. Well we're off, bye.
Mileena: Later mom and dad!
Sindel: Be safe.
*They walk out to meet up with the group, they all say their greetings and what not. After gathering around in a circle and one short teleport later, the group arrives near the entrance of the Mall of Chicago*
Jade: So what do we do first?
Jax: I say we browse around a little bit.
Sonya: I was so hoping you were gonna say that. I know are first stop already.
Sub-Zero: Well off we go.
*They head off to their first stop; Victoria Secret*
Sub-Zero: Oh hell no!
Mileena: Why do all guys overreact when girls go to this store?
Scorpion: Because regular guys don't go shopping around in a store that sells sexy female products.
Jade: Right because regular guys aren't into that stuff already.
Jax: Of course not what makes you say that.
*All the guys laugh*
Kitana: Anyway, let's go.
Sub-Zero: Sorry doll but our manhood will be at risk if we went in there.
Scorpion: Actually it won't, man law 534, if a man goes into a girly store with a girl then it's fine.
Smoke: That's reasonable.
Jax: Yeah ok.
Sonya: *Grabs Jax by the ear* Quit talking and come on already!
Jax: Ah come on that's my ear!
*The rest enter the store. After 10 minutes of looking around we find the teens doing random stuff. Not like that you sickos*
Kitana: Where are the guys?
Sonya: Probably doing something stupid.
Mileena: Like trying on women's underwear.
Jade: I seriously doubt that Mily.
Mileena: No look.
*They turn their heads to look at the guys near the underwear section. Jax picks up a tiny pink thong and puts it near his groin area. The guys burst out laughing*
Smoke: You know damn well you have to shop at Lane Bryant homeboy.
Jax: Hey it was worth a shot.
Scorpion: Alright Sub your turn!
Sub-Zero: *Cracks neck* Let's do this! *Reaches deep in the pile of underwear and pulls out black lacey panties* Hmm. Hey Scorp was this is one of your dreams?
Scorpion: One of these days Sub, one of these days. Pow! Boom! Straight to hell!
Sub-Zero: Whatever Scorpion you know you yack it to this!
Scorpion: No need son, I was yacking it before I came here!
Jax: Oh you yacked it too!
Smoke: Are we talking about yacking it! Cause I'm yacking it right now!
*They laugh while the girls sneak off to a different section*
Sonya: We never came in here with them, they came in on their own, got it?
The rest of them: Agreed.
*Another 10 minutes pass and their still in the store. Let's go to Kitana and Jade talking about something in the perfume section*
Kitana: I don't know Jade, I'm really confused on what to do. *Picks up a random brand of perfume*
Jade: You shouldn't rush things for starters.
Kitana: Oh trust me I remember my lesson from last time.
Jade: I'll be honest with you Kat, because you shot him down it's highly unlikely he'll come running at you again.
Kitana: You really think so?
Jade: Guys don't take rejection to well when it comes to getting denied by a girl. I think you should get to know Sub-Zero more.
Kitana: Both you and Mily suggested the same thing.
Jade: That's because we're probably right. Just try it.
Kitana: I don't know where to start.
Jade: Come on Kitty Kat it's simple, just ask him what he likes to do and it'll start from there.
Kitana: Alright, thanks Jade, I'll give it a go.
Jade: Atta girl! By the way what does that smell like?
Sub-Zero: *Comes around the corner* Hey are you-
*Kitana turns around and accidently sprays the perfume in Sub-Zero's face*
Sub-Zero: Oh my Lord, my face! *Starts rolling on the ground in pain*
Kitana: Ah Sub I'm so sorry! *Goes to help Sub-Zero*
Jade: Hehe well it's a start.
*After Sub-Zero got peppered sprayed, the group headed to the food court to get a big pie of pizza and then headed to the 7:45 show of Johnny Cage, The Revision. They we're just in time for the previews before the previews. The group sat in the second row from the back row in this order: Smoke and Jade, empty seat, Scorpion and Mileena, empty seat, Kitana and Sub-Zero, empty seat, and Jax with Sonya*
Mileena: I can't wait to watch this!
Scorpion: You said it Mily.
Jax: I swear if he half assed his acting I'm going to fly to his house and beat his ass.
Sonya: Get in the waiting line Jax. *Pulls out chocolate from her jacket*
Jax: What the heck?
Sonya: What? The candy here was like $4.25. Want some?
Jax: *Takes some chocolate* You know for an educated white chick you are ghetto as hell Sonya.
Sonya: I am not ghetto, Jackson. I am resourceful.
Jax: Oh I didn't know they had dictionaries in the ghetto. *Chuckles*
Sonya: You should know better than I do, ain't that right Pookie? *Laughs while Jax rolls his eyes*
Kitana: I'm going to the bathroom. *Gets up and turns to the group* Need anything? Popcorn? Drinks? Condoms? Popcorn?
Sub-Zero: Can I get a Hustler magazine to yack it to and a large Coke?
Smoke: Also a large tub of butter. I like to *Looks Jade up and down while licking his lips* grease up my "popcorn."
*Scorpion almost spit out his soda because he was laughing so hard, along with the rest of the group*
Kitana: *Walking down the stairs* Try to keep your clothes on Smoke.
Smoke: No promises princess *chuckles*
*Kitana leaves for the bathroom. After she's done with her business she walks outside and looks toward the ice skating ring where she sees Kung Lao with a blonde girl skating*
Kitana: [I didn't know Kung Lao was here, and here with such a pretty girl. If Kung Lao is here then Liu must be here also.]
*Kitana noticed that as Kung Lao and his date we're skating, the girl suddenly fell backwards. Luckily, Kung Lao caught her. Unfortunately, Kung Lao caught her by the boobs, which provoked a rage in the blonde girl, who in return punched Kung Lao across the cheek sending him sliding across the ice*
Kitana: *Flinchs* [Damn she hits like a grown ass man. I would never want to meet her in a drak alley on a bad day. Anyway, where's Liu?] *Starts scan the ice skating ring for Liu. Kitana finally spots him sitting on a bench talking with Li Mei* [Oh so it's a double date. No harm in that, I wish I could hear what they we're talking about]
*Kitana witnesss Li Mei putting her hand on top of Liu's*
Kitana: [Whoa awfully close for a normal convers-]
*That's when it happened. Liu inched a couple of inches forwards and said something. Kitana could make out the words, "I like you too". Li Mei smiled, leaned forward and kissed Liu Kang. Even though it was seconds until they broke the kiss, to Kitana it was an eternity. At that moment, Kitana realized that she missed her chance with Liu Kang. Kitana was so lost in thought that she didn't notice that Liu was looking at her in shock. Kitana quickly left the balcony embarrassed and hurt and headed back to the movie theater*
Li Mei: Is something wrong?
Liu Kang: I'm fine Mei. *Smiles* [Was that Kitana! If it was I'm so f*cked]
Li Mei: Liu.
Liu Kang: Yes?
Li Mei: *Kisses Liu Kang* I'm so happy to be your girlfriend.
Liu Kang: Me too Mei. I'm going to do my best to make you happy.
Li Mei: Likewise Liu. *Smiles* Come on let's go skate some more, baby. *Pulls Liu off the bench and they start skating, looking like a couple*
*Kitana arrived just in time for the beginning of the movie. She wiped her eye (a tear maybe?) and sat down next to Sub-Zero*
Jade: Did you fall in or something?
Kitana: *Sighs* No, I just had to go is all.
Scorpion: Yeah, she had to go and yack is all.
*Jax, Sub-Zero, and Smoke laugh but received a loud "Shhhh!" from some guy in the row in front of him*
Smoke: Somebody's a little butt hurt that he doesn't have a date huh?
Random Guy: No, I'm just angry that some punk is talking during a movie that I wanted to see for a long time!
Smoke: Punk? *Starts to get up but Jade stops him*
Jade: Smoke please not tonight. Come on, to the back row we go.
*They go to the back row*
Random Guy: Finally, time to enjoy my-
*Gets smoked bomb. The group looks back to see Smoke getting scolded by Jade. After having a mini argument Jade leaves with Smoke following her*
**Sometime later, Smoke and Jade come back with Smoke holding Jade closely to him. (Must've made up, hopefully). The same guy returned and sat down (not before giving Smoke a dirty look). Kitana's phone vibrates and she picks it up to see a text from Sub-Zero**
Sub-Zero: Hey you ok?
Kitana: Yeah I'm fine.
Sub-Zero: Most people don't know this but I have to powers Kit. Ice powers and bullsh*t detecting. I'm pretty good at both.
*Kitana laughs a little*
Kitana: Ok, ok. I went to the bathroom and saw Liu kissing Li Mei.
Sub-Zero: Liu was kissing in the girl's bathroom! :O
Kitana: No it went like this.
*Texts him what happens. You guys know what happen*
Sub-Zero: Damn I didn't think he go for her.
Kitana: Was he talking about going for me?
Sub-Zero: Actually it was really unclear. We all thought he still go for you but hey that didn't turn out.
Kitana: No it didn't
*Sub-Zero looks over and sees Kitana's sad face and texts*
Sub-Zero: Kitana I'm not trying to take advantage of your sadness but it looks like you need a hug.
Kitana: … Actually I rather cuddle.
Sub-Zero: Oh well you know I'm here .
*Kitana looked over at Sub-Zero and smiled a 'thank you' smile. She lifted the armrest between them and laid her head on Sub-Zero's chest*
Kitana: You know for someone with the powers of ice and bullsh*t detecting, your pretty warm Sub-Zero :-D.
Sub-Zero: :laugh: Yeah well I'm not cold all the time ;). Also you don't always have to call me Sub-Zero. You could call me Kuai if you wanted
Kitana: Oh, ok, Kuai . So, what do you like to do?
*Let them have their little texting conversation. After the movie is done, the group walks outside and sit on a bench. The time is 10:15 pm*
Jax: Holy shimmer shorts that was, amazing.
Sonya: Never would I have thought that he be capable of anything besides running his mouth.
Mileena: Yet he all proved us wrong.
*They all agree*
Scorpion: My favorite part is when he kills that b*tch in the end.
Kitana: Me too.
Scorpion: I also like the part when Sub and Kitty cuddled up together *Grins*
*Kitana blushes, Sonya giggles, and both Mily and Jade give a thumbs up*
Sub-Zero: Hey Scorpion I liked the part where you licked Mileena's face.
Mileena: That never happen.
Sub-Zero: Denial? Tsk, tsk that doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.
Scorpion: Shut your mouth you. Are we ready to go?
Group: Sure.
Scorpion: Alright link hands.
*With a few moments, Scorpion transports all of the group outside of the Khan residence*
Mileena: Ok well that was an eventful day. *Kisses Scorpion and knocks on the door* I really hope we get to do it again sometime.
Sonya: I'm sure we will. *Yawns*
Jax: Seems to me somebody forgot about their 9 o clock bedtime.
Sonya: Oh that's pretty fun-
*All of a sudden, Sonya turns Jax around and jumps on his back making Jax stumble around*
Jax: Hey get off! *They both fall as the door opens revealing Sindel in a purple and black robe*
Sindel: Nice to see you guys are safe. *Smiles*Did you guys have fun? How was the movie?
*Everybody gives his or her praises about the amazing movie Johnny acted in*
Sindel: I guess I have to watch that sometime.
Smoke: How was the restaurant Ms. Khan?
Sindel: I liked it, Shao on the other hand-
Shao Khan: Sindel! I ran out of toilet paper and that burrito is working my stomach double time! HELP!
Sindel: *Rolls her eyes* Can't take your father or principal anywhere nice. *They share a laugh* Well guys I'm going to bed, girls say your goodbyes and come inside. I'm going to help your father.
*The group exchange goodbyes and the girls goin the house. However, Kitana comes back outside and hugs Sub-Zero*
Kitana: *Whispers* Thank you for listening to me. I'll text you later.
Sub-Zero: I'll be looking forward to it *Smiles*
Kitana: Later, Kuai. *Smiles and leaves*
Scorpion: What a mac daddy!
Sub-Zero: You did learn from the best didn't ya.
Jade: Hahaha oh you guys.
*After a short walk to the dorm room, the group disperses leaving only Smoke and Jade. Sonya and Jax went to the roof to look at the stars (childhood tradition), Scorpion and Sub-Zero went to bed. Smoke and Jade we're outside of Smoke and Noob's dorm room*
Jade: Smoke I'm sorry I yelled at you.
Smoke: No babe you had every reason to. I acted hotheaded for no reason. If you hadn't been there I probably would've been kicked out.
Jade: Why did you anyway?
Smoke: I don't like people badmouthing me or anybody I love. I fight for those I care about.
Jade: Noble of you yeah, but you have to choose when it's the right time to fight. If a guy calls you a name then you ignore, if he keeps going that's when you fight. *Grabs Smoke's cheek who was looking away at the time* Okay?
Smoke: Yeah. *They hug* Thank you so much.
*They break their embrace and stare into each other's eyes. Suddenly they were over each other making out. While making out, Smoke un-straps Jade's red bra from the back and reaches under her shirt to cup her boob. In return, Jade broke the kiss and went up to Smoke's neck and lightly bit on the side of his neck making a hickey*
Smoke: Ah babe you know I love hickies, that's not playing fair.
Jade: Who said I was following rules *winks*
*Back to making out and feeling each other up. After a while, Jade unbuckles Smoke's pants letting them hang around his ankles. Smoke stopped and just leaned against the wall as Jade reached down and started to stroke his "little soldier". After sometime, Smoke lifted Jade's shirt revealing her naked chest and started massaging her breasts with his tongue and hands. This carried on for about one minute until the couple heard the worse sound ever, voices and footsteps*
Smoke and Jade: Shit!
*They put on their clothes faster than, than…. a hill of beans? Anyway, the voices and footsteps belonged to Liu Kang, Li Mei, Sophia, and Kung Lao (who was holding his cheek). They were talking when they noticed Smoke and Jade chilling outside leaning against the wall*
Kung Lao: What you guys doing up so late?
Smoke: Talking and what not.
Jade: About important things.
Sophia: Oh well sorry to bother you. *Turns to Kung Lao* I will see you tomorrow. *Walks into Li Mei's dorm room without Kung Lao saying goodye*
Liu Kang: Cya later Lili.
Li Mei: Ok, bye baby. *Kisses Liu on the cheek*
*Liu and Kung Lao also leave*
Smoke and Jade: …. *They both start to laugh*
Smoke: I can't believe that we almost got caught!
Jade: I thought that was a teacher!
*They continue to laugh until it finally subsides and they stand in front of each other*
Smoke: Too bad it killed the mood, oh well.
Jade: It was pretty close huh? *Kisses Smoke on the cheek* Don't tell anybody ok?
Smoke: Same to you my little gem. *Smiles as Jade walks away* Oh yeah you forgot about this. *Throws Jade's bra at her* Cover those things up, you might kill somebody with them sticking out like that. *Laughs*
Jade: Shut up it's cold! It's not like you excited me or anything *Laughs and walks in her dorm room along with Smoke*
**3:27 a.m. Noob woke up to a low groaning noise and went to go investigate. He sleepily walked in to find Smoke rolling around the floor in pain holding his groin**
Noob: Oh did Johnny get back already?
Smoke: Quit joking and help me!
Noob: Alright what happen?
Smoke: Oh Jade and me we're outside doin [Oh shit, I forgot I can't tell anybody] doing something with our friends at the movies and Jade sat on my lap the whole time.
Noob: Was she giving you a lap dance or something?
Smoke: Yeah! She likes to be sneaky like that.
Noob: Ah, well the only solution I can tell you is to, YACK IT!
Smoke: *Starts laughing* Don't make me laugh bro! My balls hurt, alright I'm going in the bathroom, thanks Noob.
Noob: *Shakes head and heads back to his room* F*cking hilarious.
(BRIEF) Sunday
*Sitting at the breakfast table the Khan's. Their all eating their breakfast peaceful until….*
Sindel: Oh I can't take it anymore! Shao can we please?
Shao Khan: Hahaha! Ok, ok. Go ahead and tell them, I know you've been bursting at the seams to tell them.
Sindel: Ok, *Takes a deep breath* Today, it officially marks the day that I am two months pregnant!
*Kitana drops her fork, Mileena covers her mouth and Rain looks generally confused*
Rain: Wait two months pregnant?
Shao Khan: That's right, we figure we surprise you guys during Christmas time.
Rain: Well you did a great job of that.
Kitana: Mom congratulations!
Mileena: I'm so excited now! Is it going to be a girl? A boy? Maybe even twins?
Sindel: Whoa now, four of you kids are enough.
Rain: What made you guys have a baby?
Shao Khan: Well that's easy to answer. *Puts his hand over Sindel's* I've never had any actual children besides the former Mileena. This time I figure I make a child the right way and make it with the woman I love.
Mileena: That's so cute!
Kitana: Can we tell other people?
Sindel: Sure why not.
Mileena: I can't wait to take care of it and play with him or her!
Rain: *Gets up from the table* Well I hope for me and dad's sake that it's a boy. If it's a girl they'll outweigh us 4 to 2. I hope you aimed well.
Shao Khan: Where do you think you got the nickname "Sniper" from. *Sly grin*
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Before you find yourself trapped inside a serial killer's car. Do yourself a favor, and listen carefully to what Halle Berry is saying in this 30-second TV spot for her latest suspense thriller "The Call" (out on March 15th). Berry, who plays a veteran 911 phone operator with hair that looks like a Q-Tip, runs down a laundry list of things you should do when a psychopath throws you inside the trunk of his burgundy-colored Toyota. For instance: kick the taillights out (yeah, that seems simple enough), look around and find a release level (only if your body can fit through the backseat arm rest), and most importantly, don't forget to fight. Well, there you have it, good luck!
When veteran 911 operator, Jordan (Halle Berry), takes a life-altering call from a teenage girl (Abigail Breslin) who has just been abducted, she realizes that she must confront a killer from her past in order to save the girl's life.
The Call stars Halle Berry, Abigail Breslin, Morris Chestnut, Michael Eklund, Michael Imperioli, Jose Zuniga, David Otunga
Release: March 15th, 2013
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Kyle walked out of the building with the dead boy still lying on the floor. He stepped into the dark streets, softly illuminated by torchlights. Kyle liked to watch the torches sometimes, even though they hurt his eyes. It was the only source of light here in the slums. If they all went out, then the entire place would plunge into darkness. Up there, there was thing called a sun. Some people said it was beautiful, much more magnificent than these torches. Some of the people who did the slummed sometimes got to see the sun. But even then, it was only a fake sun. They said the sun could make even a crackhead feel inspired.
Underneath that beautiful shell up there with those ridiculous domes, was a dark world. But in Kyle's opinion, it was a better world. People in the slums were more independent. You learned to walk by yourself. You taught yourself how to speak. People were mature by the age of 5. But of course not everyone. Those who did mature became pimps, the only good job out there. Once you grew older, women became prostitutes, men became crackheads. Few stayed in the pimping business. Why? No one knew in particularly why. But it was left to the little people.
There was a quote he once caught off a sign:
"Mother Earth is just like the face of a girl. When she is young, she shows off her beauty. Now that she's old, she hides her ugliness with a shell of makeup. But makeup can be washed off and then only the ugliness of her face remains."
There were no grace in those words. They sounded as if they were directly translated out of a book. Dry and awkward. It was a sign written as a feeble attempt to rally everyone's spirits and send them out to do something instead of sitting around smoking. The attempt failed miserably.
Kyle chuckled as he shook himself out of his thought. Look at him, trying to be all deep. He looked up and saw a procession of people, all chained up and walking along the streets. He watched it curiously before he waved at the man leading the procession.
"Gerald! What's this?"
"Did you hear? They slummed that one China dome! I'm trying to get a new batch of girls."
Kyle jogged over and inspected the women in chains.
"A healthy lot you got here."
"Yeah. Pretty too."
"You think they would have any left?"
"Well, you'd have to run. But I suppose yes. They need training though. I don't think too many of them speak English."
Kyle chuckled. He dealt with too many women who couldn't speak English. When you couldn't talk to them with your mouth, you used gestures and a whip. It was just like taming a lion. Only you didn't have to worry about being accidentally eaten.


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Kimpton Shorebreak Hotel in Huntington Beach, California
Southern California is remarkable for many reasons, but perhaps the most notable of its many wonderful attributes is a beach culture unlike any other in the world. For a true taste of sun-kissed splendor, head to Kimpton Shorebreak Hotel in world-famous Huntington Beach, California. Hailed as the original "Surf City USA," this vibrant Orange County town promises its visitors a unique Pacific Coast experience. Downtown luxury meets a relaxed beachfront vibe at the boutique-style Kimpton Shorebreak Hotel, just steps away from Main Street. The hotel is set back just enough from the action to keep a more chill, quiet demeanor. But if you want to get out there for food, drinks, shopping and festivity, these are a few awesome things you'll find right outside our front door.
Leave your worries at the door. At Kimpton Shorebreak Hotel, our boutique hotel amenities are there to relax and inspire you. Picture complimentary coffee and tea in the morning and hosted wine hour at night. Beach cruisers so you can free your spirits on the beach-side bike path. A restaurant where our local chef finesses fresh California flavors. And a 24-hour fitness center so you can show off that ripped beach body. Kimpton Shorebreak Hotel, a Huntington Beach hotel, thrives on being able to offer our guests a host of comforts and pleasures destined to create a memorable experience.
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First time We've ever stayed at at kennel. There was a lobby full of dogs. Came early so our room wasn't ready. Said they would have our room ready soon, but when I tried to check in just before 3:00 it wasn't ready. We never got a call as promised so I went back after 4:00 and waited in line for 20 minutes behind one couple. Apparently, the wife was upset the elevator didn't go to her floor and the clerk had to leave the desk twice to consult with engineering. While it may have taken a long time to clean the room, it was no long enough to remove the hair from the sink. So far this has been a fascinating experience.
jsr390 - Anaheim, California
I love this hotel and restaurant - first class service, food, location, and amenities. I could not have been happier. It's across the street from the beach, with great views. The hamburgers could not be cooked medium rare, like I usually like it, but it came with unbelievably delicious waffle fries, and I don't even like fries. My girlfriends felt the same way.
_dcnn418 - Tucson, Arizona
Honestly, I don't think I've ever planned a party start to finish like this and had every single detail go off without a hitch. It was spectacular. Shannon, the event manager, was amazing! She answered all my questions within 24 hours and so hospitable in every way. The remodeled event space is gorgeous. That alone sold me on booking the venue. The patio overlooking 5th stree and the beach was the best place for guests to sit back and relax and enjoy the fact that we live so close to the beach. All-in-all it was a spectacular event and I can't wait for something else to come up so we can have it at the Shorebreak!
Stayed here for business for one evening and will return. I expect a lot from Kimpton properties and Shorebreak did not disappoint. From fantastic rooms completely refreshed, to an inviting lobby with the a great vibe, to the complimentary wine hour, finishing with S'Mores out by the fire, Shorebreak is a great add to the Kimpton family. The location is central to all things Huntington Beach. And is a mere 20 minutes from Orange County airport. Highly recommend.
Don I - Chicago, Illinois
Overall I had a good experience at this hotel. Kimpton does such a neat job branding each of their communities to match their neighborhood, and this one definitely has the surfing vibe. If you choose an ocean view room you'll be able to look across the road to the beach, which is beautiful. They have free beach cruisers which is an awesome way to explore the local area! My only disappointment was the work they were doing on the hotel. For two of my 3 mornings there were painters on my balcony which made it impossible to use the balcony for morning coffee and also made me uncomfortable getting dressed, as the lighting in the rooms is pretty terrible with all of the drapes drawn. So you might want to ask about construction projects before you upgrade your room.
mia c - Denver, Colorado
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Rapper 50 Cent says bankruptcy filing is 'strategic business move'
NEW YORK/LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rapper 50 Cent filed for bankruptcy protection on Monday, reporting debts and assets in the range of $10 million to $50 million.
The 40-year-old New York born entertainer called the voluntary Chapter 11 filing in a Connecticut bankruptcy court a "strategic business move" that would not affect fans.
"They won't see any adjustments ... I'm clear on my target and I'm not going to allow myself to fall apart based on little things," 50 Cent told Reuters in Los Angeles while promoting his forthcoming film "Southpaw."
Lawyers for the "Get Rich or Die Tryin" singer filed court papers in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Hartford under the musician's real name, Curtis James Jackson III.
It came two months after 50 Cent filed for bankruptcy protection for his SMS Promotions boxing promotion company, and three days after the rapper was ordered by a Manhattan court to pay $5 million in damages to a woman over a sex tape posted online in 2009, according to media reports.
The court case stemmed from a video in which the rapper is accused of adding a commentary to a tape that the woman made with her boyfriend and posting it online without her permission, celebrity website TMZ.com reported.
In May, Forbes named 50 Cent as one of the five wealthiest hip-hop artists in the United States with a net worth of $155 million, largely from his business interests in clothing, beverages and music technology.
William Brewer, an attorney for 50 Cent, said in a statement that the bankruptcy filing would allow him to "continue his involvement with various business interests and continue his work as an entertainer" while he reorganizes his financial affairs.
Monday's bankruptcy filing lists his liabilities as in the region of $10 million to $50 million and his estimated assets in the same range. Continued...


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Known since childhood as Bubba, DePlaza has earned the AV rating* under Martindale-Hubbell's attorney peer review system and has been selected for inclusion in the Texas Super Lawyers list. He is also board certified** in family law by the Texas Board of Legal Specialization and has held leadership positions in many state and national organizations for family law attorneys. Mr. DePlaza is a frequent author and lecturer on divorce and family law issues and a regular instructor at the annual Trial Institutes of the Texas Academy of Family Law Specialists.


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In a report published Wednesday, Morgan Stanley analyst Christopher Caponetti initiated coverage on Mallinckrodt(NYSE: MNK) with Overweight and a $60.00 price target.
According to the report, MNK stands out as a diversified, mid-sized spec pharma company with low debt, diversified revenues and seasoned mgmt. It is believed that consensus underappreciates management's new pricing initiatives and potential to pursue value-enhancing M&A.
"Cost cutting and mix shift are important drivers of margin expansion, and we believe generics pricing power is underappreciated," the report noted. "MNK is a leader in controlled substance generics, and prices on oxycodone and morphine (est. 1/3 of generics revenues) appear to have doubled since September based on our channel checks. We expect add'l increases on other products over time. Unlike commoditized generics, controlled substances enjoy limited competition (Top 3 have 70% share) and the threat of new entrants is low (e.g., DEA quotas)."
Some risks to their target price include margin expansion and/or tax rate surprise to the upside or downside, greater than expected volume headwinds from regulations and potential deals destroy shareholder value.
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On June 4, 2011 began an eruption of
Puyehue volcano, located in southern Chile, at 870 kilometers from the capital Santiago.
Puyehue volcano is located on the Chilean side of the Andes.
According to the National service of Geology and Mining of Chile, column of ash rose to high of 10 km, the air is a strong smell of sulfur.
The level of threat in the area of the Puyehue volcano raised to a maximum.
The authorities organized the evacuation of about 3500 people in San Carlos de Bariloche. San Carlos de Bariloche - is the famous resort of Argentina, which is located in the Andes, in 1,6 thoUSAnd kilometers from the capital of Argentina. San Carlos de Bariloche annually attracts tens of thoUSAnds of local and foreign tourists.
According to the residents of this resort town: "... volcanic ashes strewed on the town like snow in a blizzard." Streets of San Carlos de Bariloche covered with a layer of ash at 10 inches. According to authorities, more than 40 years was not observed anything like that, in the last time the
Puyehue volcano erupted in 1960, after the biggest earthquake of magnitude 9.5. Local authorities have closed the airport and a popular border crossing between Chile and Argentina, located on the pass in the Andes. The Chilean authorities have also conducted evacuation of civilians from the surrounding areas. Authorities urge residents to keep calm, do not leave the house, do not open the windows and if possible to refrain from driving directions.
It should be noted, that in Chile are 15% of all active volcanoes in the world, and volcanic eruptions, and not such a rare event in this country. In Chile, there are over 2,900 volcanoes, from small ash cones to large calderas of several tens of kilometers in diameter, 500 volcanoes are weakly active, while 80 are in the phase of highest activity. Of the 80 volcanoes can wake up and start to erupt in the near future. The most active Chilean volcanoes are: Laskar in northern Chile and a chain of volcanoes in central-southern zone - Chillán, AntUKo, Cayaqui, Copahue, Solipuli (Sollipulli), villarrica ( villarrica), Lyayma (Llaima), Lanin (Lanín), Lonkimay (Lonquimay), Mocho (Mocho), Chosuenko (Choshuenco), Puyehue, Antillanca, Osorno, Calbuco, Hudson.
The first historical mention of the eruption of a volcano in Chile relates to 1624, when the AntUKo volcano, called in those days Angol, within 8 days of throwing out smoke and lava, and the "land of buzzing, roaring as if the devil himself", according to the description of monks Jesuits.
Lyayma volcano erupted in 1640, 1750 and 1765.
Over the past 450 years in Chile, there were more than 300 volcanic eruptions. Sometimes the consequences were terrible: the ashes buried pasture, destroying livestock and crops, lava flows flooded entire towns and villages, burned forests, varied terrain of mountains and valleys, creating fantastic geological structures, which attract many tourists today.
The most dangerous of statistics, was the villarrica volcano, which claimed in 1948, about a hundred lives, and in 1964 the eruption of this volcano led to the deaths of 22 people. This latest eruption devastated the Konyaripe village, two hours razed houses, hotels, and crops, killing livestock and agricultural equipment and cutting off communication with the so popular now resorts in villarrica and Pucon.
Particularly troubling experts is the fact, that the earlier eruption of the
Puyehue volcano caused eruptions of other volcanoes, as documented in 1790- after the eruption of
Puyehue volcano, began erupting Lyayma volcano.
A seismic activity near Lyayma volcano, located in southern Chile, according to the National service of Geology and Mining of Chile- again increasing. A new burst of volcanic activity of Lyayma volcano, located about 700 kilometers from Santiago, says the increased flatulence and a strong buzz that is heard from under the ground. It was so in January 2008, then began the first eruption of Lyayma volcano. Then it was repeated in June 2008. The eruption of the Lyayma volcano in 2008, which is considered one of the most active in South America, from the area were evacuated residents and tourists.
Currently, Argentina Hydrometeocentre predicts, that a cloud of ash from the eruption of
Puyehue volcano can cover a significant part of the country's inland provinces, which border with Chile, with the wind direction changes and it can reach the capital - Buenos Aires, but the concentration of ash will remain harmless.
The presidents of Argentina and Chile have agreed to collaborate in taking the necessary measures and assist victims. In the disaster zone delivered drinking water and foodstuffs.
volcanic eruptions is very natural disasters, for example, is currently the most dangerous in the world is the Cumbre Vieja volcano on the Canary Islands, the eruption of Cumbre Vieja volcano could theoretically cause a giant tSunami up to 900 meters, with a speed of 800 km / h. West Africa in this case will cover a wave height of 100 meters, the United States - the height of 50 meters, and Britain - the height of 12 meters.
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While still junior in terms of call, Latham has gained an excellent understanding of the law and practice of costs. Clients and more senior members of chambers have been particularly impressed by his written work, which is always clear and well researched; this makes him an obvious choice for cases involving points of law, particularly where there is a need to keep costs to a minimum. Having focused a large part of his early career on the topic, Latham is an expert in costs disputes involving the fixed costs regimes (including predictable costs and MOJ Portal costs) and is widely considered to be well placed to tackle the inevitable disputes which will arise when those regimes are extended and new regimes are introduced.
Having previously worked for a Manchester firm of costs draftsmen and in-house at a national firm of solicitors, he is able to understand clients' needs in every aspect of costs litigation. Latham has experience of drafting all forms of costs pleadings, including (unusually for counsel) bills of costs. That experience enables Latham to provide first-class advice and advocacy services in cases where an appreciation of the 'bigger picture' is required. He is increasingly being instructed on cases involving high-value claims for costs in fatal accident claims or multiple party actions, and has a real interest in continuing to develop that aspect of his practice.
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We're planning to do OOT bags as well as bathroom baskets. Our venue has 4 bathrooms, which I counted as a plus initially, but now that I need 4 baskets, yikes! And we're planing to do gable boxes in the guest rooms. Haven't nailed down what to put in them yet though.
We saved a giant block of rooms for our guests. We did OOT bags and filled them with water bottles (I even did DIY labels for those) we also filled them with cookies, chips, gum and other random food good for late night snacks.
Something else to think about is a breakfast buffet. We had one in the hotel the morning after is it was awesome, everyone loved it. It was a nice way to recap the night and thank everyone for coming.
@nicoleblanc how did you make sure your guests received these bags?


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Former News International legal head Tom Crone has told the Leveson Inquiry that he gave the newspaper group legal advice over phone-hacking as far back as 2004.
Speaking at the inquiry yesterday (13 Decemeber), Crone said that News of the World (NoW) executives had hoped that the issue would "go away" and that he had warned that the official line that phone-hacking was down to one rogue-reporter was "erroneous from the outset".
When counsel to the inquiry, 39 Essex Street's Robert Jay QC, asked whether he had advised News International about phone-hacking, Crone said he had done so "several times" after the arrests of private investigator Glenn Mulcaire and former royal editor Clive Goodman in 2006 .
However, he was reluctant to expand further on the revelation for fear of encroaching on legal privilege.
He went on to say that emails sent by the paper to two women involved in the Max Mosley sex scandal came close to "blackmail".
Farrer & Co partner Julian Pike yesterday also gave evidence over allegedly having placed Mishcon de Reya media lawyer Charlotte Harris and Taylor Hampton lawyer Mark Lewis on surveillance (8 November 2011).
Pike said that he believed it was a "perfectly legitimate exercise" and that, faced with what he believed was a serious breach of confidentiality, he wanted to "put together a jigsaw" of what was going on.
"If it was done properly it would not be an intrusive exercise at all," he said.
Asked whether he believed the spying was a breach of Article 8 of the Human Rights Act, respect for private and family life, Pike said that it was not an absolute right.
"If faced with the same circumstances, I would do it again as a perfectly legitimate exercise," he added.
Also speaking at the inquiry was former Harbottle & Lewis partner Lawrence Abramson, who said that internal emails would have shown the publisher in "an unfavourable light".
In 2007 Harbottle was instructed by Jon Chapman, then director of legal affairs for News International, to assist the company in reviewing emails sent by and to then NoW royal editor Clive Goodman (16 August 2011).


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I'm madly trying to catch up on some internetting as we move from Offenburg Germany to Houffalize Belgium for round three of the world cup.
So the quick story is that Offenburg was great. We raced onsunday, April 26th under sunny skies and a green canopy. Georgia and I actually got to start in the 4th row rather than 5th and with my loads of experience making up for slow starts I was able to move into the top 6 by the end of 1st lap. (I also won another bet with Waldek for a good start). Marga Fullana was off the front by 25 seconds and I was in a chase group of about 4 women. Another fast lap had us reeling in Irina Kalentieva of Russia (and the one that nabbed the olympic bronze from me by 9 seconds). I went to the front and hard up the next climb hoping to thin out our chase group, but the thing about racing at the front of a world cup is that you can't just ride girls off your wheel any longer. It was then time to sit in and plan how to get away near the end of the race. For the next 3 laps our chase group stuck together. Every once in a while someone would make a move but it would get brought back. That is all moves, but one from the chinese rider Ren. With 2 laps to go she drove past us on a climb. I stuck with her for half a lap, but the pace was relentless. I don't think she ever sat down!
Finally i popped off and was brought in by Irina, Lene and Elisabeth Osl. On the last lap everyone was putting in their final surges and it was me that got spit. I think I paid for that early move to the front and my horrible job at hydrating and fuelling. I'll pay for that one tomorrow.
In the end I claimed 6th, one off the podium, but can rest happily knowing I completely emptied the tank for that placing. Georgia finished a solid 12th so we'll both enjoy better call ups this sunday in Houffalize.
Post race we joined up with the gary fischer and maxxis teams for a great feast at our favorite restaurant in Offenburg. It's a little Italian place called Donna's with great homemade gnocci and the most delicous house olive oil.
and yes I did pay for my poor hydration -not to mention jet lag and poor sleeps- I feltlike I had a big hangover the next day.


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So much happened in this episode that surprised the CRAP out of me.....
1.) Hiro is the catalyst!!
2.) His MOM gave it to him...which was a beautiful scene!
3.) Hiro is stuck in time and Ando needs to save him!
3.) Nathan is the new leader of Pinehearst!
4.) Arthur Petrelli is DEAD!
5.) Sylar killed him!
Full out amazing episode that felt more like season one than any other episode this season. It gave more depth to many of the characters and gave us an incredible premise for future episodes. This is one that you don't want to miss, so GO WATCH IT!


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Singer, Timi Dakolo is celebrating his son and first child, Alex Dakolo, who turned a year older today. "IF THE BOY LOVES GOLF LIKE HE SAYZ... HMMMM... THEN MY RETIREMENT IS CLOSER THAN I THOUGHT.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAIRMAN... OH THE SON OF MY RIGHT HAND... I WILL ALWAY BE A FATHER AND A FRIEND.." he wrote on social media. See one more photo after the cut...
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