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"Thierry where are you, get your ass here now" shouting Jack and the rest looking for him," Jinx go back to my room" said Sakura, Jinx jump off of Thierry's lap, down the tree and ran really fast without Jack and the rest noticing," oh bugger" Thierry said to Sakura, "they don't know your up here with me do they?" asked Sakura, "no they don't and if they find me Jack is going to have a go at me again for nothing so be quite" replied Thierry
They stood up and moved back a bit but Sakura's foot slipped and Sakura started to fall back but Thierry grabs her arm and pulls her back against him with his arms around her, " are you okay" whispered Thierry, "yer thanks for grabbing..."Thierry pushed her agaist the tree and pulled himself close to her,"sssssssh they're just under the tree" whispered Thierry, Jack and the rest was just at the bottom of the tree. Sakura went a bit red.
"Hay is there some one up in the tree Keeli"asked Jack,"i don't think so he hates climping up trees, he might have gone back to the dorm to plan our escape"replied Keeli," yer lets go back"said Yusei, they went back to there dorm which was on the other side of the school," i think they've gone now" whispered Thierry, he noticest that he had pulled himself agaist Sakura and he went red to,
" are you ok"said Thierry looking down on her, "yer thanks"replied Sakura looking up at him still red, "you know you look even cuter when you're red"said Thierry with a cheecky smile," you can let go of me now" Sakura said, "but i don't want too"said Thierry then thought did i just say that out loud. "That's so sweet but i need to see if Jinx got back alright"said Sakura, Thierry let go of her they're both still red.
Then the bell went for lesson, " what have you got Thierry?" asked Sakura, "i have PE and you"replied Thierry, " the same, do you want to walk together?"asked Sakura, "yer come on then" said Thierry, they both got down from the tree a walked to PE.
PE class starting...
"Where were you?" asked Leon and Kai," i was walking round the school thinking, why?"asked Thierry, "go and get changed now " shouted Daminen, they went and got changed some of the class was already changed. "Hay your Sakura right, hi i'm Keeli"said Keeli,"yer, may i ask are you wearing tackies and hoodies cause i am"Sakura said, "yer i'm i'ate waering those PE clothes" replied Keeli, "same besides no else is wearing them right"said Sakura,Keeli was already changed,"coming"asked Keeli.
"I'll be there in a few k"replied Sakura, Keeli left and out side the changing room was Thierry, Jack, Yusei, Kai and Leon was waiting for Keeli,"i said i would meet Sakura out side, she should be out in a few"Keeli said to the gang, they walk onto the field when..." WHY AREN'T YOU IN YOUR PE CLOTHES ?" shouted Daminen, then just as Daminen was about to go red in the face then Sakura walked out in a light blue hoodie, boy shorts under her black trackies, white and blue trainners and her hair changed to light blue but it was light purple when Keeli saw her in the changing room,
"hay your hair has changed colour and your eyes were purple but now blue"said everyone in the class even Keeli and the gang, "yer my hair and eye colour changes when i want, its weird isn't it?"asked Sakura,"no"said the class, "i think its cute"said Thierry, "it's true that Sakura can change her hair and eye colour but getting back to the lesson, Keeli and the rest shouldn't be allowed to wear hoodies and trackies Lady Sakura" Daminen said with a weird look on his face, Sakura looked at them then looked at Daminen, "they have permission they are allowed"replied Sakura,"who's permission"asked Daminen...
"Mine, so if there's any problem you deal with me ok sir"replied Sakura staring at Daminen with a serious look on her face, "fine, every one get running" said Daminen, " how many laps?"asked Yusei "four laps cause we have new students so GET RUNNING NOW"Daminen blew his whistle and no one started to run, Sakura thought what the heck so she started running "isn't any going to run then"asked Sakura looking at the class
Thierry thought why wouldn't any one oh well i'll just run with her by myself what luck, Thierry started to catch up with Sakura then everyone else started running as well. Keeli and the rest wonder why Thierry wanted to then realized why so they started running. Sakura and Thierry where at the front which was way way a head, Keeli and the rest barged through the class, " move it or lose it peoples"shouted Yusei and Jack, so they passed through and started to catch up to Thierry and Sakura.
"Have you had a good day yet, then again you don't have the best day here you won't"said Sakura," well i have cause i have met you to day duh"replied Thierry with a cheecky smile on his face and the same with Sakura but she was staring at him, then all of a suddenly someone jumped on Thierry's back it was Jack who had court up with them and Keeli and the rest of the gang was there, "what you doing running for you never run in class"asked Yusei, "yer thats not like you"Leon said, " and your point being?"replied Thierry jogging
Keeli grab Sakura by the arm and pulled her away from Thierry so she can talk, "yo you seem doing alright with Thierry"said Keeli, "yer i'm getting a long with him alright why?"asked Sakura, Sakura, Keeli and the gang was just on there second lap and was just about to pass Daminen, "wait were's the others?"asked Daminen, "we're ahead and they're only half way round"replied Sakura passing him.The others are running fast but cann't catch up to them.


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How does hypnosis work? This section explains hypnosis and the main hypnotherapy techniques from the client's point of view.
Hypnotherapy uses hypnosis in a carefully planned way. During hypnosis the mind is especially receptive to new ideas and is able to replace old ideas quickly and permanently. Hypnotherapists have come to understand how the mind's logic works, and have developed standard techniques that all hypnotherapists use. The techniques to use with any particular client will depend on the nature of the problem and the type of therapy the client feels most comfortable with. (There are more detailed technical explanations of the theory underlying hypnosis, hypnosis techniques , and case studies elsewhere on this site).
Reframing is usually done in trance and delivered as a metaphor. The purpose of reframing is to offer the client the opportunity to view their own behaviour and beliefs from a different point of view.
The meaning you ascribe to a situation depends on the assumptions that you hold about it. Different assumptions give a different meaning. A student came to see me because he had failed all his first semester exams and wanted to withdraw. When I asked him what this told him about himself he said "It means I am not good enough for university". He had done compulsory military service so I asked him if he was expected to know how to march and shoot on the first day. I then asked him to describe what training he had been given at being a student. His whole attitude changed when he realised that the problem was that he needed to learn study skills. Reframing the situation led to him becoming motivated to try again.
This technique engages the imagination to create a process where the client finds themself confidently and successfully progressing through the type of situation that has been causing problems. The mind cannot tell the difference between something vividly imagined and something real, so the client learns to associate themselves with images of successful outcomes. This mental rehearsal will influence behaviour in the real situation.
Metaphor lies at the heart of all human thinking and language. People love hearing stories. In clinical practice the therapist carries on this tradition. The therapist tells a hypnotised client a story incorporating one or more carefully selected metaphors. The client's unconscious mind then examines the metaphor and finds parallels in their own life. Metaphor therapy is therefore a form of indirect suggestion.
Regression is powerful hypnotic technique involving taking the client back in time to rectify the record of the event that is causing their problem. Regression usually is used when there are undefined fears or addictions.
The client is led into trance and deepened several times until they are in a state called somnambulism. In this state the client is able to experience past events as if they are actually there.
The hypnotist will then remind the client that there is a certain feeling or emotional state that they get into from time to time. The client is asked to bring out that state now. The client is then asked to intensify the feeling until is almost overwhelming them. The therapist then gets the client to go back in their mind to the first time they ever experienced this feeling. This procedure is known as the 'affect bridge'.
Usually the client recounts some minor but significant event in childhood. Still in trance the hypnotist guides the client through the event again, but this time the client is encouraged to use the wisdom of their older self to either reframe the event or to change the outcome in some way. Depending on the client and the circumstances of the original event the client may be encouraged to bring out feelings of anger or shame and deal with them, or may engage in a dialogue with other people as if they were present. In the right circumstance regression is very effective.
Many of the problems that people have are due to 'losing touch with themselves'. All us have positive and not-so-positive experiences and memories. A healthy person is able to access all their memories - good and bad - and a really healthy person focuses more often on the good. It is a feature of the human mind that memories need to be refreshed or rehearsed from time to time. If memories are not rehearsed or revisited periodically they will gradually decay. You lose the detail and then the actual memory. It is therefore possible to lose contact with your positive memories, and because you have lost touch with them you are not aware you ever had them. In extreme cases, in depression for example, people cannot remember a single good time in their lives. Their whole experience appears to be made of negative events and failures, they cannot recall one good thing ever happening. In less extreme cases people 'forget' that they have particular abilities. Exactly why this happens in not clear, but hypnosis can re-establish connections with these memories, which is exactly the same as giving people abilities they never knew they had.
It is common for people to believe they cannot do some particular thing, like learning to drive. They feel totally stuck. In hypnosis they can be guided to remember all the things they have learned to do, like reading or baking a cake. The hypnotist piles up true example after true example and then convinces the client that they possess a core ability such as 'learning'. The hypnotist then links the proven ability to the problem activity and shows that they are the same thing. The client's mind will then accept the link and suddenly they are no longer stuck. They have 'remembered' that they can do it. Problem solved.
In hypnotherapy, regression or visualisation is often used to deconstruct old emotions and behaviours. The client is led into the old situation and guided through the experience of having a different outcome, one where the old behaviour is neutralised. Future pacing is used to ensure that the old behaviour is not triggered in future. The client is asked to imagine themselves in some future situation and guided through all the actions they would take. This allows their subconscious mind to be creative in coming up with solutions and when a similar situation arises in future the client will have stored behaviours to draw on.
When we record a memory one or more elements dominate. It may be a sight or a sound or an emotion. However the dominant element is linked to all the other elements and recalling any one element will result in activating all the other elements making up the memory. This is an automatic and unconscious process.
Anchoring can cause severe problems if it develops in an uncontrolled way. Smokers typically have anchoring problems. They often find that they cannot enjoy a meal without a cigarette or have a break without a cigarette. For example after they have stopped smoking they find the urge to smoke strongest when they are just passing time with friends. The reason is because they have formed associations between say, chatting with friends and smoking. Originally they got pleasure from chatting. Then they would be chatting and light up a cigarette. After a while the cigarette is firmly associated with the pleasure of chatting. Then the link becomes so strong that they cannot enjoy chatting without the cigarette. The final link is that they come to believe unconsciously that the cigarette is the cause of the pleasure of chatting. They have created a belief that they must have a cigarette or chatting will never be pleasant again.
Anchoring can also be used in reverse. If someone cannot stop eating ice cream for example, I can make an association between something horrible and the ice cream container. The next time they open the container the taste and smell of something revolting will come to mind and the very idea of eating ice cream will be repulsive.
Clients frequently report that they are 'stuck' or are unable to make any changes to their problem. This is often because they experience their problem as something huge solid overwhelming and immovable. The problem just seems too big to get rid of, it is clearly impossible, and therefore not worth trying. However, the client can usually be persuaded that a little chip could be knocked off a large block, or a weight could be moved an inch, or a fear could be glimpsed for just a second. By getting the mind to accept the possibility of some tiny change, it breaks the feeling that nothing could ever be done. Then suggesting that the tiny change could be repeated opens up the possibility even more. Then the subconscious mind can usually be persuaded to identify resources that could help chip or move or view more substantially, and then the process accelerates and the client finds that the whole problem diminishes rapidly. This technique is very useful with problems such as procrastination, irrational dread and some phobias. It is the cognitive equivalent of the behavioral technique known as graduated exposure.
In parts therapy the client is hypnotised and the hypnotherapist establishes verbal communication with the client's unconscious mind in trance. When the communication is firmly established the hypnotist will ask permission to speak to the part of the client's mind which is causing the problem behaviour. The theory is that every part of the client is valuable and that every behaviour is actually intended to benefit the client, but has somehow stopped being a benefit and has become a problem. The part of the mind which is responsible for the behaviour is then asked respectfully why it does the behaviour. In a smoker for example, the part responsible for smoking might state that it resists all efforts to stop because smoking shows the world that the smoker is tough, grownup and strong, and that as long as the smoker is smoking nobody can take advantage of them. The hypnotist may then ask to speak to the creative part of the client's mind. The creative part might be asked to interact with the smoking part to devise some other way that the smoking part could show the world that the client is tough without involving smoking. The client is then allowed enough time to let the two parts work towards a solution. The hypnotist will then do what is known as an 'ecological check' to make sure that every other part is happy with the solution that has been devised. Then a test using future pacing will be done and all the parts report that they are OK with the solution then the client is returned to the present.

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Aside from school, there were many good byes left on the list. On my last nine days in Foshan, each night I went out for food, drinks, football or whatever. All good people, and all lasting memories that made this trip a success. I listed the order of my evenings below.
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A Quiet Night InMature
He turned off his T.V. The only thing showing had been uninterrupted coverage of the 2032 Olympics from the Pan Asian capital Djakarta, and he really didn't feel like watching.
Garcia stood up and walked across the tiny studio, apartment to the small refrigerator. He opened it and bent his bulk to peer inside. He hadn't left the apartment in days, and as a result the fridge was almost completely empty. He grabbed a bottle of beer from the top shelf and a de-frosted frozen burrito from next to a week old takeaway box.
As the big man walked back towards the tattered, old armchair he had previously occupied, a commotion came from outside his door.
He mumbled to himself, "I told them motherfucking people to keep their bloody noise down!"
Suddenly his front door exploded inwards and four Policemen in full riot gear burst through the now empty doorframe with their shields raised and their batons drawn.
"Get down now!" barked a sergeant of larger than average stature. "Get down or we will be forced to put you down!"
The others tried to make themselves appear more intimidating by adopting more aggressive stances and beating their batons against their shields.
The big man stood staring uncomprehending at what was happening. The police sergeant edged closer to his target, but that was a grave mistake. Garcia swung his left arm and opened his fist. This caused the as yet unopened beer bottle to fly across the room and collide with the sergeant's shield, shattering and filling the air with foamy droplets of amber liquid. The sergeant recoiled and as he did, his opponent raised his size thirteen boot and drove it into his knee. The joint buckled beneath the weight of the policeman's gear with a loud crack. The sergeant collapsed screaming, agony etched into his contorted features.
The other policemen were stunned with the speed at which the huge bulk of a man moved. The officer that was behind his sergeant charged at the big man swinging his baton high towards his targets shoulder, rage was plastered onto his face. With lightning speed Garcia grabbed the weapon and at the same time drove his fist at the policeman's face. The huge lump of bone and flesh crashed through the riot shield and the visor of the copper's helmet. The policeman's nose turned to pulp and shards of glass were driven deep into his skull. The power behind the strike caused the man to fall backwards and landed with a thump on the floor. Blood streaked across his face and he turned pale very quickly. The brawl lasted for only a couple of minutes but already two of the officers were down and the huge bulk that constituted Garcia hadn't even broken into a sweat.
It was little surprise that the remaining two officers were stunned at their opponent's ferocity. They recoiled, took half a step back and dropped their batons. From pouches on their belts, each officer drew a 9mm handgun. They pointed the weapons at Garcia who stood still, eyeing each man with eagerness.
At that moment a man entered the room wearing a full military officer's uniform. This consisted of black seamless trousers, and a graphite, grey tunic jacket with silver piping down the front and on the epaulettes. His boots were polished to a perfect sheen and you could see the sickly orange light from the limply hanging bulb in the center of the room.
"I think that's enough of that, don't you?" The man said with a sneer embedded permanently in the corner of his mouth.
"Son of a bitch!" Swore Garcia as he set eyes on the man who had just entered.
"Well it's nice to see you again to," came the sarcastic response. The two men eyed each other suspiciously and the two police officers stood, confused by what was happening.
"I actually came to give you some news," the black suited man continued, "it would appear the army has been looking for you for a number of years now."
Garcia let out the breath he had been holding. The sudden expulsion of air caused one of the officers to flinch. Garcia smiled and winked at the army officer. He smiled back and continued his diatribe.
"They put out a warrant for your arrest, but it would appear that you are quite the escape artist."
"Actually I prefer ghost. It sounds more sinister, and that was always my style." He retorted.
"It doesn't matter any more, we've found you now and I think it's in your best interest to come with us!"
Garcia had other ideas he raised his fists to suggest that they both fight. The black clad army officer reached into the pocket of his jacket and drew a taser.
"That wouldn't be a good idea, would it Mr. Garcia?" he asked with a slight wink.
Garcia dropped his fists, and without warning the officer fired. Two wires uncoiled themselves as they flew towards their target. The barbs that carried the wires struck home, embedding themselves into the thick muscle of Garcia's chest. 50,000 volts of electricity drove from the taser gun, along the wires and through the big man's body. Unable to control his muscles, Garcia dropped to the floor, his body writhing like caught fish. The attack stopped and the army officer stepped closer.
"Come now little brother, daddy is waiting." He leaned his head back and laughed at the sight of Garcia in pain on the floor. The tall officer turned and strode from the room as the two policemen were left to handcuff the prone man. One of the officers leaned over the enormous man to see that nobody was looking, and gave the man a swift kick to the midriff. Garcia grunted but did not retaliate and allowed himself to be dragged from the room. He would wait and do his thing, "when the time is right," he uttered under his breath.


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The Stranger in my head
a dream about the perfect woman.
my perfect woman has what i'm looking for
she has long hair black hair that goes down her back and not past her waist line
her eyes are brown her skin is pale
her stare grabs my attention
knowing that i might be the one for her
does she leave?
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I've never made much secret amongst my literary friends of my utmost contempt for that most taught of high school literature, The Catcher in the Rye. But those new to my feelings, let me summarize. I hate that book. After years of hearing how good and important it was, I was finally asked to read it in 9th grade. And I forced myself to read it to its anti-climactic, pointless end just so I could say I read the whole thing when I would trash it. But when it came time to discuss the book in class, I quickly realized I was the only one who thought so. Indeed, amidst my peers who rarely, if ever, read anything assigned in class, the room was abuzz with "What a great book!" type exclamations. It would be several years before I met someone, anyone, who shared my view of what I considered the dumbest novel I'd ever read (beating out even Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island, which previously held that posthumous award--and of which the Muppet version is infinitely better).
I just didn't get it. Yes, there was a lot of sex and swearing and the like that had been missing from my previous high school reads, but these where never enough to win me over like my classmates, who had adopted Caulfield's sex euphemism "giving her the time" in their sex jokes. Needless to say, I kept my mouth uncharacteristically shut during that entire unit. After all, despite English class being one of the only classes I felt confident enough to speak up in, I was already one of the "nerds," and I wasn't anxious to increase in this capacity, especially amongst my fellow "outcasts" who did like the book.
On the other side of the spectrum, James Joyce' A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man is one of my favorite books. I identified with Stephen Dedalus. One of my colleagues would always give me a hard time about this, saying he couldn't understand how I could like that but hate Catcher. After all, what's the difference between Caulfield and Dedalus anyway? How could I like one and not the other? They both stumble through life, searching for answers to teenage questions. Easily, I would respond, Dedalus doesn't whine the whole time he's doing it.
Now, years later, with two degrees in English Language and Literature, I'm told it's Caulfield's own awkward adolescence that so appeals to the youth who otherwise hated literature during the decades that this was the go-to book if teachers wanted to "shake things up." So why couldn't I, along with my peers, identify with Holden "The Phony" Caulfield? Why could I not appreciate his own wandering-through-life, falling-in-and-out-of-love, parental-affection-lacking postulating? These questions bothered me then, as a teenager myself; but as a 20-something, I like to think I can accurately look back on my life and Caulfield's and see the difference in the angst that pervaded it. I, like Dedalus, didn't whine through the whole of my adolescence either.
To be fair, I'm sure my parents would disagree to some extent, and the Lord knows I had my share of grumblings--I didn't dress "cool" like the popular kids, I wasn't particularly athletic, and besides English, I didn't really stand out academically. I had no impressive hobbies (like my friends who sailed), no girlfriend or even prospects (like all of my friends), and no crazy vacations (like all of my European classmates who traveled back home at least once a year. And worst of all, not only was I an American living in Canada, but I was from Texas (that most redneck of states in the average Canadian's mind).
But I took these things in stride. I had to wear a suit and tie to school everyday, so what did I care if the stifling ensemble was by Hilfiger? What difference did it make if I sucked in math? I was going to be a famous author! Having been active in my church while attending (by nothing short of an act of God) a Jesuit high school, clearly the Lord was steering me towards the priesthood, anyway. And didn't I give a long talked about, humouro


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The construction of a new and much needed elementary school in Downtown Vancouver is coming with a heavy price tag for the Vancouver Board of Education.
Budget shortfalls and the Provincial Governments inability to contribute any more money to the school has left the board having to borrowing 1.6 million dollars.
Former Chair of the Vancouver School Board Patti Bacchus says that money is being taken away from classroom support and student learning.
"I think that's a very concerning precedent, that we are very cash strapped on our budget each year. We've made million of dollars of spending cuts that are having an impact on classrooms."
Bacchus says the Board of Education cannot afford to be borrowing that much money.
"We're now borrowing from that budget that is really intended to support classrooms and student learning and using that money to offset this gap in provincial funding."
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PARIS (Reuters) - With smart outfits and sweeping evening gowns, designers showcase their luxury creations at the Paris haute couture fashion shows this week.
From France's Chanel to Italy's Versace, more than 20 fashion houses will show their spring-summer 2016 haute couture collections, their target some of the world's wealthiest women.
On Monday, Dior presented its first haute couture show since designer Raf Simons left in October, with a collection put together by the brand's inhouse team and described as being for the rushing modern woman.
Referring to founding designer Christian Dior, who the brand said was "a superstitious man with absolute faith in his lucky star", the collection was full of symbols and lucky charms on clothes or necklaces.
The show began with shoulder-baring designs and soon evolved into outfits made of contrasting cuts and textures, rich in embroidery on tops, skirts as well as transparent chiffon dresses. Dior's trademark bar jacket was given a masculine look while coat versions showed off shoulders.
The label has yet to announce a successor to Simons, who left after some three years to develop his own label.
"Dior is a permanently moving house ... There has never been a standstill, it's a permanently moving train and from one designer to the other, we can even see some acceleration," Chief Executive Sidney Toledano told Reuters.
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Visibility into site performance issues to improve user experience
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- Maintain and improve performance across the stack with New Relic at core of 99designs' performance strategy
New Relic helps 99designs run at peak performance
99designs is a crowdsourcing marketplace for graphic design, where small business and individuals can post graphic design work that they need done. Founded in 2008 in Melbourne, Australia by Mark Harbottle and colleagues Lachlan Donald and Paul Annesley, the firm was started by designers for designers. 99designs connects passionate designers from around the globe with customers, mostly small businesses, seeking quality, affordable design services. The company provides a friendly, professional and secure environment where designers from all walks of life can find opportunity and compete on a level playing field — where they can show off their work, improve their skills, communicate with peers and win new clients. Over 60% of all design contests held online are run through 99designs, which has paid out more than $30 million to the design community in the last four years
Today the 99designs team is 50 strong and is spread equally across Melbourne and San Francisco offices.
99designs has a multi-tier web stack, with a PHP application layer at its heart. The entire stack runs on the Amazon Web Services cloud. The company uses a lot of open source, and works to contribute regularly back to the open source community. A thorough overview of their architecture is available on their blog.
With a global customer base of small businesses looking for design services, and graphics designers looking for opportunities to sell their designs and to improve their skills, both groups are accessing the 99designs site 24x7. Business is lost for both constituents whenever the site is down, so there is a strong imperative to run a site that is quite literally never in maintenance mode. Being global, the team also monitors page load performance from a variety of countries to measure how successfully they are serving the international community.
Each month, 99designs infrastructure supports:
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• Some 40x again as many HTTP requests
As the size of their codebase, stack and development team grew, 99designs found it challenging to maintain their speed in bringing new features to market, since that speed was determined in large part by how quickly they could find and resolve problems and performance issues which arose.
Although they periodically performed manual performance analysis across the stack, including log analysis, benchmarking, and profiling of frequently hit pages, they still lacked ongoing visibility into performance issues. Getting to the level of detail the team needed required so much time that the team would do deep dives on performance only a few times a year. This meant that by the time issues were identified, they were much more expensive to correct than they would have been at the time they were introduced. Performance problems were slipping under the radar of everyday development.
"Today our team is more pro-active than ever in addressing these [performance] issues, which lets us spend more time doing what we love: making our product better."
In mid-2011 the development team discovered that New Relic offered a level of transparency into their stack that they had not been able to achieve using their current methods. It provided a window into server and in-browser behavior, and provided profiling information even to the level of slow database queries. They found the New Relic interface intuitive and easy to use, and found the consolidated view on a single console to be much easier and faster to use than the multiple consoles from their old environment.
The 99designs development team installed the New Relic PHP and RUM monitoring agents without difficulty. The PHP agent covered the application layer of their site, responsible for serving content correctly. Although static requests are largely handled by the caching layer, the most media intensive pages on the site go through the PHP app, and are monitored and measured via New Relic. These pages are the heaviest in terms of media, the most dynamic in terms of information being displayed, and also the most frequently accessed pages on the site.
The team found that Javascript RUM instrumentation allowed them to shift their focus from basic server response time to "real-world" performance issues. This supported a shift in development focus back towards changes most likely to improve the user experience. Allowing the 99designs team to measure the impact of the static assets delivered across its site, RUM also helps identify and prioritize work that needs to be done to improve end-user performance.
One such example involved the browser load time at peak traffic. The New Relic data indicated that average browser load time was fastest precisely at times when the team felt the load time would be the slowest. After additional research, the team found that the changes in average browser load time spoke as much to their user demographics and global location as it did to server load.
After a few such discoveries, the team has grown to consistently trust the data New Relic provides. They now use embedded graphs from New Relic to form an 'always-on monitoring' screen, where they can see at a glance whether any aspect of site performance has changed and needs further investigating. New Relic continues to uncover subtle issues that the team might otherwise have missed, and allow 99designs to rapidly identify the code causing the performance problem, and often the actual deployment that caused the issue. Today, they view New Relic as essential to their ability to continually debug and tune their applications.
"In the seven months we've been running New Relic, we've certainly saved weeks of time debugging performance issues."
99designs uses New Relic monitoring as the core of their strategy around maintaining and improving performance across their stack. New Relic provides transparency into server and browser behavior, as well as profiling that provides insight where time is spent during requests. As their experience with New Relic grows, the team is finding that using the product helps them prioritize work, improves their productivity, and helps them resolve thorny performance challenges.
The development team views app server response time as the key indicator for overall server load and health. New Relic's browser load time graph is now the key source of ground truth on how users are experiencing their site. That same graph plotted for various countries gives 99designs a realistic understanding of how well they are meeting the needs of their international user base.
"Transaction traces are extremely useful," says Lars Yencken, Dev Ops Engineer. "It's as if we were running the site with a profiler enabled the whole time."
Lars recalled a particularly challenging performance issue they encountered. "Our app server response time dropped suddenly one day — as if our site had doubled in speed. At the same time, the site was taking longer to load inbrowser, and had basically become less responsive. This was puzzling, but by drilling down into the distribution of responses, we were able to determine that a recent change had resulted in the site being 'peppered' by huge amounts of very fast requests. New Relic helped us identify and work through this difficult problem and find its root cause much more quickly than we would otherwise have been able to do."
In another example, New Relic helped 99designs detect a subtle bug which caused a transaction normally occurring 200 times per minute to occur 10,000 times a minute. Being able to find that bug and others like it, have improved 99designs' productivity and have allowed them to limit their infrastructure costs.
From a development point of view, finding problems in their early stages makes fixing them much easier and more efficient for the team. Now when a new feature or a change is released, the impact is quickly seen and measured. The result is that issues are often discovered and corrected before they escalate into larger issues, and while the feature in question is still fresh in the developer's mind.
Lars summed it up: "We're firmly focused on providing a good user experience, and this means it can be hard to justify time spent chasing difficult performance problems for uncertain gain. The best feature of New Relic is that it brings many of these difficult problems into the 'doable now' range, making them easy enough to tackle so we can now simply get them done. In the seven months we've been running New Relic, we've certainly saved weeks of time debugging performance issues. Today our team is more pro-active than ever in addressing these issues, which lets us spend more time doing what we love: making our product better."


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BlackBerry phones were once the default choice for enterprise, the combination of physical keyboard and secure messaging facility the two key selling-points. Those days are long gone.
The company dismissed the iPhone when it was launched in 2007, claiming that touchscreen phones could never compete with physical keyboards – before doing a U-turn by launching its own touchscreen phone less than a year later. A series of major service outages and a failure to deliver the promised BlackBerry 10 in 2011 sealed the company's fate as a major player, and it today appears set to completely cede the secure messaging space to Apple.
BlackBerry CEO John Chen effectively admitted in December that the company had a 'backdoor' into its supposedly secure messaging system, and the company has now stated that it will this year make only Android phones – a platform not noted for its security credentials. This shortly after Microsoft's Windows Phone looked even more irrelevant, the company reporting that revenues had halved year-on-year …
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I had hoped Ricky Gervais hails from Huguenot stock. It would explain the surname, I thought, and open up a whole range of neuroses about how racial memory of persecution and displacement nudges us towards a mind-set parenthesised by paranoia and hysteria. It would account for the creation of the excruciating bog-bound David Brent, the exquisite bathos of The Office, Slough, The World, The Universe and Everything. Also, it takes one to know one.
So. Are you a Huguenot? His eyes dart from side to side, like David Brent's when the sludge of exposure threatens to lap against his Marks & Spencer shoes. No. No, he's not. No, he doesn't think so, although he might be. Somewhere along the line. Because we've all got a bit of Norman in us, haven't we? Or some Roman? Or something.
If it would be helpful, then maybe, yes, he could be a Huguenot, except his dad was actually French Canadian. Came over in the war, met his mum in the blackout. She must have thought he was glamorous for not having been born next door. And having the uniform and everything. Nearly as good as being a GI. They got married and settled in Reading. He comes from Reading. Which is pretty much like any other town that's got an Iceland, a bus route, a McDonald's and cable TV. You could be anywhere, really.
So, not a Huguenot then. Am I rubbish to interview, he asks. I am, aren't I? He says he's never been interviewed before. Not like this, whatever he thinks this is. He's done a lot of what they call "celebrity interviews" since he won a Bafta for The Office, but he's been a bit short on the ones known as "in depth".
What happens, apparently, is that a tabloid puts in a request for a "celebrity interview" and they send along a girl with one of those laptop things like market researchers have. They come along and sit on your sofa and ask you things like, "What is your favourite colour?" And you think, favourite colour for what? But you've got to say something, so you say, blue, unless it's for a baby in which case you wouldn't want it to be blue, would you? And she solemnly taps in "blue".
Then there's the one about what three things would you rescue if your house caught fire? That's a winner. Your entire value system in one. He racked his brain. Why not be scrupulously honest? He said he'd save his cat and his salamander. She tapped it in, then held up three fingers. "Three things," she reiterated. Three. He couldn't think of anything else, so he said he supposed it would have to be one of the twins. She didn't blink. Not a flicker. Just tapped in "one of the twins".
Three months later, another young woman came to celebrity interview him and casually asked how old his twins were. So it's written in stone. In the system. Effectively, we're being asked to "celebrate" a man who prizes his cat and his lizard more highly than his own helpless babes. Not that he minds, since he hasn't actually got any children, but it tells you something fairly significant about your media studies, doesn't it?
Anyway, he's almost got the hang of the celebrity Q&A, but the in-depth stuff is going to be problematic. He thinks he has a way around it. Look, he offers, when I'm saying something I know about, I'll just sit here not doing anything. When I don't know what I'm talking about, when I'm making it up as I go along, I'll hold up my hand like this.
As we know, this man is a master of body language. I raise my own hand to frame a suitably in-depth question. What made him pick on Slough for the location of The Office? The Slough of Despond? Come friendly bombs? The Pilgrim's Progress? John Betjeman? I knew you'd find out my depths straight away, he says, hanging slack. He's not literary. He's only ever read one novel in his life, The Catcher In The Rye. "Best novel I've ever read, ha-ha. No contest." He reads book-books. How-to books, short-cut books, textbooks, science books, the list goes on, but dissolves into nervous guffaws.
Why Slough? It's where there is, is why. If you live in the Thames Valley, you've got Reading, Slough, Swindon and on to Bristol one way and London the other. It's your neighbourhood. On the end-title sequence of The Office, he'd wanted to show the sign that says "London, 25 miles". Like they'd be saying, look, that's all it is, 25 miles. All you have to do. You could walk it.
He raises his hand. "The message behind The Office is for God's sake don't come here. Be true to yourself. You don't have to change the world, you don't even have to make a difference, but you can try to make as much difference as you possibly can, so that at the end of the day - wow, what a phrase - at the end of the day you can say you did the best you could with your life..." And he lowers his hand. That's a good one, he says. I'm having that. Am I quoted? That's what counts. We shall fight them on the beaches, eh? What's the point of bashing out the big one if you're not quoted. It's safe, I say. Taped for posterity. Trust me.
He's on a roll. A leisurely stroll back through the emotional and intellectual development of David Brent's alter ego might be a fairly safe journey. He could give it a try. Do his best.
Descriptions of his Reading boyhood abound with words such as "nice" and "normal" and "not deprived", which only occasionally sit awkwardly with the fact that his hand's shooting up and down like a dog at the fair. They lived on a 1950s housing estate, but the house had a garden and the garden had a pond and the pond had frogspawn in it. Nice.
He was a mistake, of course, the youngest of four by 11 years (he's 41 now), but this resulted in him being spoiled because the older kids taught him things like reading and writing and telling the time. His dad got up at 5 o'clock every morning and went out labouring, and his mum kept the house nice and, it's funny, this, but looking round at everything there was, he never once thought of himself as having a future as a blue-collar worker.
At five he wanted to be a scientist, at seven a vet, at 10 a marine biologist, and so on. Nobody ever disabused him of the likelihood of achieving any of these ambitions. Which was lucky, because most kids have someone telling them not to be silly. An old auntie or someone saying, "Astronaut? Don't be a bloody fool, you're going into the fish factory." So he'd sit there imagining what would be good for when he grew up.
He acts out having a plug in his hands, poking it with a screwdriver, and he's saying, ah, yes, this dog needs a kidney transplant, I'll give it a shot, I can do this work. It wasn't for the kudos, you understand, of being the man getting more money, more sex than anyone else, it was just about doing something he wanted to do. Being interested.
He got the impression that he was probably the cleverest boy in his class and, more importantly, he could be it without even trying. He liked that. Well, nobody wants to be the loser who comes home with a report saying how very, very hard he tried to come bottom, bless him, when you can be the lazy sod who could do better. In fact, he was the lazy sod who could do better. He took pride in it. They told him three Cs were enough to get into university, so he got three Cs. What a twat, he says. What a twat!
He didn't know he was working class until he got to university. Even then it was only because suddenly everybody else spoke like the Queen and never seemed to have been clubbed around the ears with a glottal stop before. It didn't bother him. "I never wore it like this," he says, tugging an imaginary forelock. "I wore it like this," and he blows on his fingernails and buffs them on his T-shirt.
He was supposed to be doing biology, but upon close inspection of the various academic goods on offer he discovered that the philosophy students got up later in the morning and had a shorter curriculum than the biology lot. Within a week, he was lolling about in pubs telling anyone who'd listen how the table wasn't really there. Yep, see that table? Well, it's not there. Funny, that - you do a week of karate and you don't start picking on people in pubs. No, you think, hang on, get the black belt, then sort them out. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, right?
By the time he was 19, he knew everything in the world there was to know. He used to tick off the answers to life, the universe and everything, yes, I've got that right now, that's true, I'll never change that. He'd say to himself, there is no God. Right. Tick. There is no such thing as free will. Right. Tick. Our actions are out of our control. Right. Tick.
There was one question that had him going a bit longer. What would you rather be: a satisfied fool or a dissatisfied Socrates? It took him ages to tick off that one. At first he thought he'd rather be the dissatisfied Socrates, because he'd be getting closer to the truth all the time. Nothing wrong with a spot of divine discontent. Then he thought about those things you find out that just upset you. That are only bad news. See? You've learned something, but all it's done is make you miserable. Maybe he'd rather be a satisfied fool. Except there'd be people laughing behind his back all the time. Oh Christ. He might as well hook himself up to a dream machine and sit there smiling at nothing. He wouldn't want that. No. So. Dissatisfied Socrates. Right. Tick. No, hang on, come back to that one.
When he thinks about it, yes, of course The Office grew out of that same quandary. But he can't see why it takes the skin off people's teeth to watch it. Is it really that excruciating? Isn't horror relative? The point is, he says, had he lost his entire family in the Holocaust or been born in Los Angeles, he'd probably spend his time talking about fascism and police brutality. But he's a white, middle-class male and he's only fighting a slightly naff office. That's his career move, he says, screaming with laughter.
But horror? What's the worst thing that can happen in an office? Well, David Brent could be your boss and you'd have to spend a third of your life listening to Gareth playing with the shredder or Tim deluding himself about moving on to better things. Brent, Gervais says helpfully, is a satisfied fool. So is Gareth. Tim's the dissatisfied Socrates. They're all deluded. That's what hurts so much. Brent doesn't know. Really doesn't know. God, the pathos!
Gareth's mum - the real one, the mother of the actor who plays Gareth - keeps asking him why he wears so much make-up in the show. Now there's a funny thing. Because he doesn't wear any. He just looks like that. "He looks like a bird that's not quite ready," Gervais says, "like a kid has picked his shell off and got out a pre-hatched baby bird. What a terrible thing to think. He does, though, doesn't he, he's got the avian and the reptilian qualities all at the same time. He could be getting feathers or scales. What a terrible thing to say. No, really, he's a good-looking lad, except we made him have a stupid haircut..." And he giggles to himself, thinking it over while picking off the shell from an imaginary egg.
He insists that The Office is not a metaphor for anything. But he'll lay odds it's the same everywhere. "If you work for Nasa or the Cosa Nostra," he says, "I bet it's all the same. Why's his chair bigger than my chair? I've been an assassin longer than him and he gets to sit nearest the water cooler. You can't help picking up the symptoms."
Most people - he says "most people" a lot; in fact, he makes it into one word: "Mostpeople" - don't go to work and get there and think, Christ, this is a nightmare. They don't complain. They get up in the morning and walk to the bus stop and stand there in the pissing rain until the bus comes along and the conductor says only room for one on top. God! And most people are thinking, oh well, there'll be another one along in a minute and the sun will come out and it's nearly Friday and I'll see my girlfriend on Saturday.
Most people have got this stalwart constitution, like they're living through a war. Like in a poem he once read. Only guessing, he says, showing his hand, only paraphrasing. What's it say? Something about a bird. A bird perched on a branch and it freezes to death. And at no time did it feel sorry for itself. "You can think, well, it's only a bird. Or it's only a dumb animal, but I think mostpeople don't feel sorry for themselves. Once, I thought I've just got a blind spot and everyone weeps every day. But I don't think they do. I think to myself, why don't I do a job I don't like? Someone's got to. I also think, well, it's because you're a selfish little twat."
Still, it's not as though he's changing the world, is it? In fact, he's not changing anything. The Office is only a sitcom, for God's sake. Mostpeople don't watch it and those who do probably go around quoting David Brent the way David Brent quotes The Fast Show. It's a tribal thing, he thinks. Four reps meet around the conference table and break the ice telling homophobic, racist jokes. It's only their short-cut way of checking that they're all members of the same club. If I tell a good one, that's me bringing home the biggest antelope, isn't it? The pack leader mentality.
It's why he hates jokes. Decapitated one-liners, he calls them. "A joke isn't yours," he says. "It's used and you don't know where it's been." As he's supposed to be a comedian, people treat him to jokes all the time and he tries, he really tries, to take it well. Hahahaha, he goes, that's a good one, or, if he's quick enough, hahahaha, I've heard it, it's great, yeah. But it drains you, he says, takes a piece out of you every time.
Then there are these email jokes that go on text messages. The last one he got was in honour of the World Cup. "Why is there so much pregnancy in Brazil?" Or something. "Because they can lob Seaman from 20 yards." People have got buttons on their mobiles that say "Text-all" so they can just press it and text all their mates and their mates' mates and their mates' mates' mates and everyone in the country can share this... joke. Why can't people have their own thoughts, he wonders. Why not just tell something amusing that happened, make a story of it, a story with a soul?
A couple of weeks earlier, I went to see Gervais in a rather posh Soho venue, doing a rare stand-up routine. Denuded of his David Brent persona, he seemed a little lost; a short, slightly overweight man in unpretentious trousers, all alone in the world. He had a lectern with books on it and a sort of lantern-slide arrangement behind him, which is probably what he'd have had if he'd pursued one of his biologist dreams.
Within minutes, he had so assuredly woven Old Testament dogma into his own version of zoological pragmatism that a packed house was spellbound by the conundrum of why the hell God created the daddy-longlegs. He has the ability to lull you into such a sense of intimacy that your lips move. You can't quite second-guess him, but you get such an involved sense of what he's free-falling towards, you find yourself nearly blurting your own two-penn'orth out loud.
Unsurprisingly, those audience members who had over-refreshed themselves at the bar did just that. He feels really bad about that, he says, wincing convincingly. "They paid £12 to come in and I insulted them. Their only crime was to get a bit drunk and talk a bit loud, and they got told to shut the fuck up. I just can't stand noise, or whispering, or rudeness. I'm just a right old grumpy fascist bastard. I feel guilty. Imagine me in charge of a car park..."
It is hard to imagine Ricky Gervais in charge of anything, come to that. He had a job once, not all that long ago, working for XFM, which is a radio station supposedly devoted to the interests and pursuits of the young. His job description, splendid in its absurdity, was "In Charge of Speech". So far as he was concerned, it was a nice, safe office job, money for old rope; money, furthermore, that he had no intention of inventing a way of earning.
To this effect, the first thing he did was to demand an assistant. They gave him this long streak of Bristol boyhood called Stephen Merchant, whose mum and dad were deeply impressed at the felicity of their son's career move. Stephen, meanwhile, found himself in the big smoke, stuck in a room with a man who didn't do anything. "In Charge of Speech," he thought, wonderingly, as he tuned his ear to authority's glottal stops and absent aitches.
One day, he recalls, while he was pushing Ricky around the office (yes, pushing him. In his chair. Office chairs have wheels), it occurred to him that they should be in a double act. "I said so, didn't I?" he says to Ricky. He can't remember why, except it was something to do with looking ridiculous. Not because of the chair-pushing, but because of the foot or so difference in their heights. Plus, as Stephen loyally says of his former boss, "He was always the funniest man in the pub." The idea hung about unmentioned while young Stephen went on a BBC production course, leaving Ricky unassisted with an in-tray that remained intact and unassailed until Stephen's return a year later.
That was four years ago. Stephen remembers pointing out the in-tray and remarking on his familiarity with its contents. Then watching Ricky pitch the whole lot into the waste bin. They didn't bother with the shredder. After that they did become a sort of double act, in a DIY sort of way. They didn't know it at the time, but David Brent was having a difficult birth, going through various incarnations and reincarnations, until this happy moment when the pair have co-written and co-directed the second coming of The Office.
I had to walk around the block a few times while they selected a wee clip for me to look at. They weren't supposed to, apparently, what with the embargos and suchlike, but, hell, these are not men of conspicuous obedience. They sat behind me in the hot little viewing room while I took in five minutes of David Brent at his heartbreaking worst. What can I say? It was grim. I turned around to see Gervais grinning expectantly like a pregnant Barbary ape in a heat wave. "Hurts," he said. "Dunnit?"
Half an hour later, he was talking about the fascination of genetics. People can either roll their tongues or they can't, he said, showing us that he is most certainly a man with the correct genetic structure so to do. He reckons it must be a language thing. That once upon a time people had to make a sound that required them to roll up their tongues like a carpet. Then these cave-dwellers discovered that some of them had this speech impediment. Couldn't say flougghghgh for toffee. We are duly intrigued.
And some people, he goes on, can turn their tongues right over. See? Well, he can. I bear witness to that. Trust me. And this, according to Gervais, means that he also has a spare Achilles tendon. It's a well-known scientific fact. Mind you, he doesn't know what use it might be to him. Unless he lost one. Then there's nose-picking. People are either nose-pickers or they're not. He isn't. It's genetic.
This might have gone on all night. But Ricky has an appointment and he hates to be late. Being late is nearly as bad as being kept waiting; it makes him come over all pale and twitchy, not to mention guilty and embarrassed. In fact, he's so guilty and embarrassed that he lets on who his appointment is with. Yep. In precisely 15 minutes, he's got to be across town and in company with his personal trainer. He has the grace to blush. Then he slips out, all a-flinch, pursued by jeers
· The new series of The Office begins on BBC2 later this month.


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