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Release Date: 25 February 2008 | Certificate: Suitable for 12 years and over
Featuring: Bryce Dallas Howard, Alfred Molina and Brian Blessed
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Following on from his interpretations of HENRY V MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING and HAMLET director Kenneth Branagh once again returns to the work of renowned playwright William Shakespeare for this adaptation of the Bards romantic comedy AS YOU LIKE IT.
Release Date: 25 February 2008
Certificate: 12 - Suitable for Persons Aged 12 or Over
Actors: Bryce Dallas Howard, Alfred Molina, Brian Blessed, Kevin Kline, Adrian Lester and Richard Briers
Directed by: Kenneth Branagh
Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Anamorphic Wide Screen
Sound: Dolby Digital
Running Time: 127 minutes
Production Year: 2006
Main Language: English
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This fantastic New Zealand fly-drive consists of 3 nights in Queenstown, 2 nights in Te Anau, 2 nights in Wanaka, 2 nights in Mount Cook, 1 night in Lake Tekapo and 2 nights in Christchurch. This self-drive holiday really makes the most out of your time in New Zealand and allows you freedom and flexibility to explore the island.
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Milford Sound tour and cruise from Queenstown - £99 per person Take an unforgettable journey into the heart of Milford Sound. You'll experience the world famous fiord - rich in dense rainforest, glacier carved valleys and beautiful waterfalls.
Combine a luxury coach tour through spectacular alpine scenery in one of New Zealand's more remote areas with a cruise on Milford Sound on this full day tour of Fiordland National Park. Journey across the Southern Alps and travel deep into the Homer Tunnel, a 1.2km tunnel drilled through solid rock. Uncover Eglinton Valley, a place of ancient alpine forest and gushing waterfalls, take photos of the stunning Mirror Lakes, then walk across The Chasm.
Once at Milford you will board your boat and cruise the length of the sound out to the Tasman Sea. The steep cliffs in the fiord were carved by an ancient glacier and you will be amazed that the rainforest clings to the rock face in the midst of thundering waterfalls that pour into the water around you. The cruise takes in the waterfalls, rainforest and wildlife that make Milford Sound one of New Zealand's most spectacular wonders with running commentary from your crew who highlight Milford's fascinating ecosystem and explain the diverse underwater habitat that is home to hundreds of rare plant, coral and both freshwater and sea life.
Back on your coach sit back and relax as you return to Queenstown in comfort after a day of adventure.
Dart River Wilderness Safari - £129 per person - Experience the thrill of jet boating along the picturesque Dart River valley then explore ancient beech forests which lie unchanged over millions of years in this amazing tour of stunning Mount Aspiring National Park.
The 'Wilderness Safari' is a diverse adventure exploring spectacular 'World Heritage' wilderness within Mt Aspiring National Park through a combination of exhilarating wilderness jet boating, informative guided ancient forest walk and back-country 4WD safari vehicle. Surrounded by awe-inspiring peaks and mysterious hidden valleys shrouded in native Beech forest, your specialist guides will bring to life the variety of landscapes, vegetation and wildlife within this unique area, as well the captivating stories of the original Maori and early pioneers.
Experience the excitement of a thrilling jet boat journey through the Dart's ever-changing braided river system; you'll be amazed by the jet boat's capabilities and awed by your surroundings of breathtaking snow-capped mountains, ancient native forest, waterfalls and glacial valleys frozen in time.
A guided walk then occurs through an ancient native Beech forest where your knowledgeable guide will enliven your walk with an informative commentary about the unique flora and fauna of this area.
Finally, journey by 4WD safari vehicle along a back-road route while hearing stories about the surrounding countryside and stopping to view spectacular scenery that has formed the epic backdrop for many international movies, including 'The Lord of the Rings' trilogy.
Kawarau Bridge Bungee Jump - £109 per person - The AJ Hackett bungee jump from the Kawarau Bridge is the world's first commercial bungee jump and perhaps the most notorious.
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The AJ Hackett bungee jump from the Kawarau Bridge is the world's first commercial bungee jump and perhaps the most notorious. This display of kiwi ingenuity has given New Zealand the reputation of being a centre for adventure seekers and adrenaline junkies from all over the globe.
Safety is paramount on your 43 meter jump from the Kawarau Bungee Centre and there are many ways that you can choose to jump as well as have the choice of bobbing just above the water, to actually touch it or be fully immersed. Visitors may be inspired to take the plunge after learning more about the bungee experience during a behind the scenes Bungee Tour or after watching as others leap off the bridge into the deep canyon below. The less adventurous can simply relax at the onsite wine bar.
Queenstown Sky drive – 9'000 feet £159 per person, 12'000 feet £189 per person, 15'000 feet £249 per person - Expect sensory overload as your mind/body/soul fight against every natural self preservatory urge. It takes a certain kind of person to jump from an aircraft into thin air.
It takes courage. Harnessed by space age materials to an experienced qualified Jumpmaster, Queenstown is the birthplace of Tandem Skydiving in New Zealand, also known as the 'Adventure Capital of the World', Queenstown is the premium place to 'Jump out of a perfectly good Aeroplane'!
The flight to altitude will take you high above the Wakatipu basin, where you will have a birds eye view of our dramatic mountains and lakes. You step out that aircraft door and for some 60 seconds you plummet towards the ground at 200kph, Terminal Velocity. The Jumpmaster will deploy the reinforced tandem canopy controlling your entire skydive.
Te Anau
Te Anau Glow worm caves & Launch excursion - £49 per person - Explore the cascading waterfalls of Lake Te Anau and experience the glow worm grotto deep in the magical limestone caves of the Fiordland National Park.
Begin your excursion from Te Anau with a scenic cruise across Lake Te Anau, New Zealand's second lake covering 344 square km. On the lake's western shore you will disembark and visit Cavern House, a museum where there is plenty for you to learn about the history of the caves and the glowworms that call them home.
After your visit to the museum your guide will take you into the caves where you will explore the limestone caverns on foot and then glide on a small punt through the shadowy waterways of the grottos, passing vast limestone caverns and waterfalls. Thousands of tiny glow worms light up the cave roof above and reflect of the water, creating a galaxy of iridescent lights which has to be seen to be believed. This is a fascinating and magical way to spend your afternoon or evening.
Milford Sound full day tour and cruise from Te Anau - £119 per person - Combine a luxury coach tour through spectacular alpine scenery in one of New Zealand's more remote areas with a cruise on Milford Sound on this full day tour of Fiordland National Park.
Departing Te Anau on your glass roofed luxury coach you will travel to Milford Sound along one of NZ's most isolated and beautiful highways, the 119km Milford Road. The winding road takes you through magnificent beech forest, past mountains and vast plains, valleys, lakes and small townships. There is time to stop en route to enjoy photo opportunities and short walks with informative signs outlining the flora and fauna of the area.
See the Mirror Lakes on a calm day reflecting perfectly the snow covered Earl Mountains towering high above them and travel through the pitch black Homer Tunnel, a 1.2km tunnel cut through the Homer Saddle in a steep gradient down towards Milford. The area around the tunnel is covered with alpine shrubs, flowers and tussock and is home to the world's only alpine parrot, the mischievous Kea. Before arriving at the Sound you will have one final stop at The Chasm where two footbridges offer amazing views of a series of waterfalls scoured out by the Cleddau River.
Once at Milford you will board your boat and cruise the length of the sound out to the Tasman Sea. The steep cliffs in the fiord were carved by an ancient glacier and you will be amazed that the rainforest clings to the rock face in the midst of thundering waterfalls that pour into the water around you. The cruise takes in the waterfalls, rainforest and wildlife that make Milford Sound one of New Zealand's most spectacular wonders with running commentary from your crew who highlight Milford's fascinating ecosystem and explain the diverse underwater habitat that is home to hundreds of rare plant, coral and both freshwater and sea life.
Back on your coach sit back and relax as you return to Te Anau in comfort after a day of adventure.
Siberia Experience – Fly-Walk-Jet boat - £199 per person - This exhilarating tour offers a great value combination of flying, walking and jet boating to ensure a unique experience of the wild Southwest New Zealand World Heritage Area (Te Wahipounamu).
Begin your tour with a breathtaking flight over Mt Aspiring National Park. Enjoy fantastic panoramic views of snowcapped mountains, majestic glaciers, lush rainforests and crystal alpine lakes that can only be seen from the air. Your spectacular journey ends in the middle of the Southern Alps as you land in the glacially carved Siberia Valley. Surrounded by beautiful mountains head towards the the crystal clear waters of Siberia Stream and the walking track for your bush nature walk. This unquided walk takes around three hours and takes you through shady native beech forests and the verdant Wilkin Valley in the untamed Mount Aspiring National Park. Upon arrival at the Wilkin River you will hit the water for a thrilling thirty-minute scenic jet boat ride back to Makarora.
Milford Sound fly over - £239 per person - Soar over the spectacular Mount Aspiring and Fiordland World Heritage National Parks and experience the thrill of flying over countless glaciers and the entire length of awesome Milford Sound.
Soar over the spectacular Mount Aspiring and Fiordland World Heritage National Parks and experience the thrill of flying over countless glaciers and the entire length of awesome Milford Sound.
This aeroplane flight covers almost all of Mount Aspiring National Park as you head towards the world famous Milford Sound. You will enjoy stunning panoramic views of this untouched wilderness, fly over remote glaciers including the Bonar and the Volta, and the huge snowfield of the Olivine Ice Plateau.
Fly the full length of crystal clear Milford Sound with its backdrop of ancient rainforest, cascading waterfalls and rugged rock faces. Experience unrivalled views of world famous Mitre Peak soaring from the depths of the ice-cold water which creates a mirror image on its flat surface. You have the option to land here at Milford Sound to explore before returning to Wanaka.
Mount Cook
Glacier Highlights ski plane flight - £249 per person - Fly over the Aoraki Mount Cook National Park and walk on a glacier on this a unforgettable ski plane flight!
Your ski plane takes you on a magical voyage over New Zealand's Aoraki Mount Cook National Park. You will witness some of the greatest alpine scenery in the world from this amazing perspective as you soar over the peaks of New Zealand's Southern Alps.
With 22 peaks over 3000 metres, including Aoraki Mount Cook - the tallest mountain in Australasia at 3754m, bright turquoise glacial lakes, and glaciers heading slowly down the mountains, this flight showcases the wonders of an area that few people have the opportunity to see.
After flying the length of the Tasman Glacier, the world's longest glacier at 27km, our ski equipped aircraft will make a landing, giving you the opportunity to walk on one of these gigantic snow covered masses of ice. The plane engine is turned off whilst you are on the glacier so that the sound of silence is only interrupted by the sounds of the glacier - a truly magical experience.
Be prepared for a spectacular take off over a very short distance after which you will fly past more fantastic scenery including possibly other adventurers, climbers and skiers before heading back to your point of departure.
Alpine Explorer Helicopter flight - £209 per person - Expect amazing aerial views on this exciting helicopter flight over dramatically contrasting landscapes, then land on a glacier to play in the snow.
From the low rolling hills of Glentanner Park you will fly over the serene Lake Pukaki and in moments find yourself flying past the steep icy ridges of the Southern Alps, enjoying views over the valleys below. Your flight will take you over the Ben Ohau Mountains where you have views to Aoraki Mount Cook which dominates the Southern Alps. Your pilot will tell you about many of the points of interest throughout your flight as you head to the Richardson Glacier. Here you will make a spectacular landing so that you are able to walk on the snow covered mass of ice and enjoy the breathtaking panorama of the untouched mountains that surround you.
As you return to Glentanner Park you fly over Lake Pukaki which reflects a faultless image of Aoraki Mt Cook on its turquoise surface, leaving you with a real feel for the pristine nature of this area and the majesty of these mountains.
Tasman Glacier Boat Cruise - £89 per person - Experience the grandeur of New Zealand's largest glacier from the waters of Lake Tasman on this educational tour suitable for all ages.
Your tour takes you to the shores of Lake Tasman for a cruise over its cloudy waters to the icy terminal wall of the Tasman Glacier. Stretching for 27km, the Tasman Glacier is New Zealand's longest glacier, and this tour gives you a unique opportunity to visit its immense terminal wall which is retreating back up the valley at a rate of 30m a year. Watch as the glacier slowly melts before your eyes and icebergs of all shapes and sizes break off the 600m deep river of ice. Hear the sounds of this ancient glacier as it drips into the lake and cracks and creaks as the ice shifts above you.
Your expert guide will manoeuvre your boat to a safe distance from the towering ice face so that you can appreciate its enormity, then negotiate the icebergs that dot the lake so that you can touch and even taste the 500 year old ice. This eerie and fascinating geological phenomenon is a must see and provides both a serene and educational experience for all.
Discover Christchurch, half day sightseeing - £39 per person - Following the pickup from guests accommodation, the tour commences by covering the central city highlights, including Cathedral You will be collected from your Hotel/Motel, the tour then travels through the University of Canterbury, down to Riccarton House and Bush and then through Monavale Gardens where you will have a chance to have a short stroll with 5.5 hectares of richly landscaped gardens, ponds and fountains.
The tour then continues into the central city, through Hagley park, the boat sheds, Botanical Gardens Arts Centre in the historic Buildings that were once Canterbury University, past the Museum, Art Galley and Victoria Clock Tower before moving on to the Catholic Basillica, then onto the seaside suburb of Sumner, then to Lyttleton Harbour, a volcanic crater which is now the port of Christchurch.
The tour then ends with a visit to the Sign of the Takahe, situated on the volcanic ridges of the cashmere hills, provides spectacular views of the Canterbury Plains and Southern Alps, you will be then returned to your accommodation.
Full day Hamner Springs - £189 per person See rural New Zealand at its finest with a visit to a farm followed a white-knuckle river adventure and a visit to the famous Hamner Springs thermal resort. And on the return journey, stop off at a winery for a tasting of brilliant local wines that are simply bursting with character.
Travel by road through the rural pastoral scenes of north Canterbury, taking in the beautiful scenery before arriving at a local sheep farm for short tour of complex and for a sheep shearing demonstration. Arrive at Thrillseekers Canyon, Hanmer Springs, and challenge the waters of the Waiau Gorge by jet boat or white water raft. Lunch at the Garden House Café at the Hanmer Springs Thermal Reserve. Spend the rest of the afternoon relaxing in the Hanmer Springs Thermal Resort Pools. Since 1859 these thermal springs have attracted visitors seeking to unwind and ease their aches and pains in the soothing mineral waters. As an alternative to the jet boating or rafting at Thrillseekers, a therapeutic massage with steam or sauna can be arranged for your pleasure.
On the return journey to Christchurch, a stop will be made at a North Canterbury Winery for wine tasting. The tour includes lunch, admission to thermal pools, farm visit and wine tasting. Also included is a choice of one of the following: jet-boating, rafting or therapeutic massage.
Christchurch Wildlife Cruise - £45 per person Discover rare dolphins just 15 minutes from central Christchurch. Cruise the scenic Lyttleton Harbour aboard the sleek Canterbury Cat. You'll catch a glimpse of one of the world's rarest and smallest dolphins - the Hector or New Zealand dolphin. You'll also discover Little Blue Penguins and other coastal marine birdlife such as breeding spotted shags, white fronted terns and numerous species of gulls. As well as the natural wildlife, you'll see evidence of the harbours violent, volcanic past. Lyttelton has a fascinating history; your skipper will point out the many significant sites including those of the early Maori and European settlers. There are stories from the historic Lyttelton Township, the lengends of Ripapa Island and more.
Lord of the rings – Journey to Edoras - £139 per person Get well off the beaten track with this 4WD tour to the wide open spaces of remote Mt Sunday, which was transformed into Edoras for the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Get well off the beaten track with this 4WD tour to the wide open spaces of remote Mt Sunday, which was transformed into Edoras for the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
This tour by 4WD will take you racing through rivers and right onto Mt Sunday itself, showing you the stunning scenery of the remote Mt Potts high country station. You will enjoy a delicious champagne lunch in the crisp mountain air overlooking beautifully clear lakes and rivers, and have a full running commentary about the area from your local kiwi guide throughout the day.
There are plenty of behind the scenes photos and replicas, as well as unique Edoras merchandise, but you do not have to be a fan of the trilogy to appreciate the stunning mountains rising out of the alluvial plains carved by ancient glaciers in the immense wilderness surrounding you.
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Day 1 London to Queenstown
Fly overnight from London to Queenstown
Day 2 Queenstown
Arrive into Queenstown, pick up your car from the airport and drive to your hotel. Settle in and enjoy the rest of the day at leisure.
Day 3 - 5 Queenstown
You have 2 full days to enjoy this great city! Why not take the helm aboard an authentic America's Cup yacht and explore Lake Wakatipu. Bungee jumping and jet boating are the classic Queenstown adventure activities, but many are the ways to raise adrenaline levels. Skydiving or rafting are amazing ways to take in the view from air or water with little fitness required, while Heli mountain biking, or tramping into the wilderness require a bit more exertion.
Day 6 Queenstown to Te Anau
This morning drive to Lake Te Anau, the journey only takes 2 hours so this gives you plenty of time to settle into your hotel when you arrive
Day 7 Te Anau
You have one full day to enjoy Te Anau. Te Anau is a world away but the activities here are out of this world! Why not try some kayaking and take a visit to the Glow worm caves.
Day 8 Te Anau to Wanaka
This morning you will drive to Wanaka where you will spend 2 nights. This part of the journey takes approximately 3 hours. When you arrive check into your hotel and enjoy the afternoon and evening at leisure.
Day 9 Wanaka
Whether you're an angler, boater, cyclist, exercise fanatic, golfer, wannabe helicopter pilot, sun lounger, skiier, tramper, foodie and wine connoisseur or just like to sit and stare at the scenery and people watch... Lake Wanaka has something you'll like, a number of things you'll absolutely love, and a huge number of reasons to keep coming back so spend this day doing whatever you want!
Day 10 Wanaka to Mount Cook
Today the drive to Mount Cook takes 2 hours so take this at your own pace. When you arrive into Mount Cook check into your hotel and enjoy the day at leisure.
Day 11 Mount Cook
Get up and personal with the Southern Hemisphere's highest mountain: Auraki – Mt Cook. Take you hiking boots out for adventurous walks on the endless treks around Mt Cook and soak up the breathtaking scenery.
Day 12 Mount Cook to Lake Tekapo
This morning drive to Lake Tekapo which only takes 1 hour 30 minutes. You only have one night here so if you arrive nice and early you have the whole day here. You can enjoy stunning scenery, uninterrupted views of the Southern Alps, the peace and quiet and views in the Church of the good shepherd and visit the Collie Dog Memorial and have a picnic.
Day 13 Lake Tekapo to Christchurch
Enjoy some breakfast before taking the 4 hour journey to Christchurch. You will be spending 2 nights here before you fly home so when you arrive check into the hotel and enjoy the evening at leisure.
Day 14 Christchurch
Get around and see the sights in style on a hop-on hop-off tram tour, running from the Botanic Gardens to the River Avon. Enjoy the central city highlights; including Cathedral Square, Victoria Square, the floral clock, Christ's College, Arts Center with craft market, and the Bridge of Remembrance. Visit the Big 5 most popular attractions in Christchurch: Antarctica's beautiful icy wilderness has been re-created at the International Antarctic Center, view native kiwis at the Willow bank Wildlife Reserve, ride on a historic Christchurch tram, take a relaxing two-hour harbour cruise, and soar to the summit on the Christchurch Gondola with breathtaking 360-degree views of the city, Canterbury Plains and Banks Peninsula.
Day 15 Christchurch to London
Drop your car back off at the airport before you check-in for your flight home
Day 16 London
Arrive back into the UK after an unforgettable holiday.


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Welcome to the walkthrough for the iOS game Eliss, if you are looking for ways to make it to the next level, and to improve gaming experience as a master player, you've come to the right place. Here you will find Eliss tips, tricks and guides, as well as the opportunity to share your own discoveries to help others move on and beat the game.
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- Genre: Arcade
- Release Date: March 6, 2009
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"See, Jounouchi?" Kaiba said soothingly. "We've got the power back online…Are you still hanging in there?" It was slow, but Jounouchi nodded.
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Jou blinked slowly, and said quietly, "Thanks, Kaiba."
"You're welcome," the CEO said haughtily. "Are you aware of any other medical abnormalities I should know about? Are you bulimic?"
"NO! You stupid asshole!"
Kaiba snickered. Then with seriousness, his smile fading, he said, "They're gonna let you out soon. I'll take you home."
"Just…let us take the stairs this time."
"I'm not stupid."
"Yeah, just crazy."
"…I should have let you die in the elevator."
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Football: Alemany forfeits win over Garfield due to ineligible player
Alemany announced Monday that the team's win over Garfield would be forfeited due to an ineligible player. The school self-reported the violation when it was discovered prior to the team's game before JSerra.
Head coach James Washington and assistant principal Randy Thompson both confirmed the player, who transferred to Alemany two years ago from Canada, ran out of academic eligibility upon a further review of his high school transcripts.
"We thought he was coming in as a junior but then getting ready for the NCAA clearinghouse this year, we discovered that he had in fact completed eight semesters of high school," said Thompson.
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Football: El Camino Real-Venice skirmish will have consequences
There will likely be some suspensions coming down following the end of El Camino Real-Venice Thursday as the teams got into a fight following an onside kick.
Venice's two-point conversion fell short and El Camino Real was on its way to 34-32 win. ECR recovered the onside kick and after a late hit by a Venice player, both teams exchanged pushes and shoves.
Hats off to the El Camino Real and Venice coaches and sideline helpers trying to keep players off the field and separate the mess. It will be up to the referee report to decide if any punishment will be dished out and a representative from the LA City Section was on hand. Per rules, if any player left the sidelines, they will automatically be suspended a game.
Fortunately, it came in a nonleague game not a championship game like Calabasas last year, a situation that likely cost Calabasas a chance to play for a state title.
Both teams played an excellent, thrilling game and the fight shouldn't take away from that. Emotions are part of the game and there will likely be consequences but El Camino Real should take away positives from its first win, including the addition of transfers Cornelius and Jeremy Hawkins and Jack McCoy.
Ladell Atkins also showed his play-making ability with two touchdowns. After losing to La Salle in its opener, El Camino Real restored some of its pride at Venice. Hopefully the fight shouldn't take any of that away
Football: Westlake readies for Texas trip
Yesterday we wrote about Westlake selected its starting quarterback in senior Dax Blinn. Now head coach Tony Henney dropped some more hints about the team's first ever trip to Texas to face Aledo High on Friday.
Westlake will be leaving Wednesday for Aledo, which is about an hour west of Dallas. Aledo is ranked No. 2 in the Texas 5A rankings and knowing how much Texas treats football like religion, it will be an experience the Warriors look to fully absorb.
"We're going to embrace every part of it and it'll be something they can tell their kids and grandkids about," Henney said.
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Football: Chatsworth's Daniel & Ronald Kamulali transfer to Sierra Canyon
It's never too late for transfer news one month away from the start of football season and Chatsworth junior brothers Daniel and Ronald Kamulali have transferred to Sierra Canyon, per head coach Jon Ellinghouse. Both have enrolled at the school and were at practice Thursday.
Daniel is the defending City Section champion in the 100 meters (10.66 seconds) and qualified for the state finals. He also caught 52 passes for 1,133 yards and 10 touchdowns last year. Ronald is just as fast but suffered an injury just before the City Section finals. On the field, he only caught 11 passes but five of them went for touchdowns.
It's a big boost to Sierra Canyon, which graduated three of its top four wide receivers from last season. For Chatsworth, the news comes just as the school hired alum Troy Cassidy this week as its new football coach. The Chancellors also saw a key transfer last winter with quarterback Tyger Goslin transferring to Moorpark.
No word if the duo will be immediately eligible when Sierra Canyon starts its season on August 19 in Utah.
Football: Videos from CIF Championship Weekend
We had a busy weekend of prep football coverage with three CIF championship games. Below is all three of our videos from every game. Starting with Calabasas winning its first CIF final behind a five-touchdown performance by Darnay Holmes to defeat Palos Verdes in the Western Division final.
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VIDEO: Palmdale enjoys perfect ending to perfect regular season
The Palmdale football team was not going to be denied on Friday night.
Not with a fourth straight Golden League title at stake. And certainly not with a chance for the school's second 10-0 regular-season.
Behind the rushing combination of running back Richard Newton and quarterback Nathaniel Myles, Palmdale posted a 35-14 victory at Antelope Valley High.
Check out the writeup HERE.
And here are highlights and interviews from Palmdale's regular-season conquest.
VIDEO: Westlake feels the pain of 31-28 loss to St. Bonaventure
Westlake dropped a 31-28 Marmonte League showdown with St. Bonaventure on Friday.
But that was not the worst part.
Star Theo Howard left the game at the end of the first half with a possible concussion and did not return. Quarterback Grant Bunker tried to rally the team with a standout performance, but St. Bonaventure scored a touchdown in the final minute to prevail to force Westlake into a must-win situation next week at Oaks Christian.
Read the writeup HERE.
Check out our video from the game featuring highlights and interviews.
Football: Hart quarterback Nick Moore done for season with torn ACL
Hart football coach Mike Herrington confirmed today that quarterback Nick Moore suffered a torn ACL in a win over Golden Valley and will miss the rest of the season. The Santa Clarita Valley Signal was first to report it.
"We got the news yesterday," Herrington said, "The team is devastated but we know we have to move on."
Herrington said the team will move to a two-quarterback system against Saugus Friday. Defensive back Justice Provost, who was the JV quarterback last season, will split time with JT Shrout, who was called up from this year's junior varsity team.
Herrington added that running back Nelson James, who suffered a thigh injury against Golden Valley, is still "not 100 percent" but will play Friday.
VIDEO: Golden Valley football revels in 1st ever Foothill victory
Almost a decade worth of frustration. An 0-45 record in its first nine seasons in the Foothill League.
Then the breakthrough finally happened for the Golden Valley football team with a 35-7 victory over Canyon for its first ever Foothill League victory.
Here's the video on the Golden Valley football team reflecting on the turnaround in its program. Look for our feature story later in the week.


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A Villa Ridge man is charged with unlawful use of a weapon and two counts of assault for allegedly pointing a rifle at a man early Sunday.
According to the Franklin County Sheriff's office, Robert W. Moreland, 33, pointed a rifle at the victim who was staying with a female friend at her home in the 100 block of Arberview in Villa Ridge.
Moreland and the woman both live at the residence.
Deputies responded to the home at 3:50 a.m. following an argument between the Moreland and the victim after Moreland asked the man to leave and he refused.
The victim and woman heard gunshots from inside a bedroom, then the suspect allegedly pointed the rifle from down a hallway at the victim, authorities said.
The woman pushed the rifle into the air and the victim fled from the home, according to the sheriff's office.
Moreland allegedly shot two rounds but nobody was struck.
The suspect told deputies he shot the rifle out a bedroom window to scare off the victim. Moreland said he did not point the gun at anyone, authorities said.
Moreland is charged in Franklin County Associate Circuit Court with felony unlawful use of a weapon and two counts of third-degree assault. He is held on a $25,000 bond.


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Chapter twoMature
My heart raced as the words repeated in my head. But I couldn't bring myself to believe him.
"I need to be alone right now." A tear began to roll down my cheek. He looked into my eyes and saw the pain he had made me feel. He moved away from the doorway, turned kissed me gently on the forehead and left. I watched him walk down the corridor and out the hospital doors. I walked into my hospital room and looked at Jayne, tears sliding down my face like waterfalls.
"Babes!" She ran over and hugged me. My head fell into her shoulder and I began to sob. It felt so good to finally let it out, it was so hard to hold the tears in. I didn't want Mike to know how much he'd hurt me. "What happened?"
"I told him he needs to trust me or I'm gone. He did he's "I'm sorry" face, and was waiting for me to kiss him. But I couldn't, it's the first time I couldn't forgive him, when he's sorry face didn't work he told me he loves me."
Jayne's face fell to the ground, "what did you say?"
"I couldn't believe him, I think it was just out of desperation for me to forgive him. I just told him I need to be alone. He kissed me on the forehead and left without another word." I sniffed. "I'm gonna have to end it with him Jayne."
"Why? Because of me? No, please you cant, you love him too I know you do."
"It's not because of you, it's the way he treats you and the fact he has no faith or trust in me. I did love him, I don't anymore."
"But you're so happy with him?" She looked completely lost, as if I was speaking another language.
I shook my head, "I haven't been happy for months. I can't pretend anymore." I continued to soak her entire shoulder with three months worth of hidden tears. Finally, I sniffed and laughed. "You might wanna go home and get a different t-shirt." I lifted my head and stepped out of our hug. She laughed too, I'll go get the doctor and see if you're ok to go home."
I climbed back in to bed and began to wipe my face. Then my phone began to vibrate on the bedside table. It was a text from Mike. Goodness sake what does he want now? I thought, what an idiot, what part of I want to be alone doesn't he understand.
I read it anyway and it said:
"Baby, I really am sorry and I love you sooo much, now probably wasn't the best time to tell you, but I do mean it. You mean so much to me. I promise I'm going to trust you from now on. Please reply so I know we are ok, I don't want to lose you. This has been the best six months of my life and I don't know what I'd do if I lost you. There'd be no reason for me to live anymore."
"Argh!" I yelled slamming the phone down onto the floor. He couldn't even leave me alone for ten minutes, it's like he's suffocating me!
I grabbed the phone and walked as fast as I could manage outside the hospital. I pressed call and waited as it rang.
"Baby?" He asked as he answered.
"Mike, I can't do this anymore. It's over." Before he could answer I hung up and turned my phone off.
When I got back to my room Jayne was waiting for me.
"Babes, where have you been?"
"I was on the phone outside." I tried to act casual like it was a normal conversation that I would have with anyone on the phone. She looked at me, scanning my face. I smiled quickly.
"I ended it with Mike." I smiled again, and this time I actually felt happy. For the first time in a long time I felt my face form into a real smile.
"Oh babes, I'm so sorry."
"I'm not, I'm happy and that's what matters. Come on let's go back to mine, you can stay, I want someone there with me tonight."
"Ok babes, lets go."
"I suppose I better get dressed." I giggled.
I hurried to get changed into my normal clothes. Jayne went to get the nurse to do a final check-up on me to make sure I was ok to be sent home. Everything seemed fit and healthy again, she just told me to be careful and not to get up too quickly when sitting down or anything. After that Jayne and I left, we strolled down the road to the train station and got the next train home. Whilst on the train I turned my phone back on to check for any messages or missed calls. I had seven messages and eleven missed calls, all from Mike of course. I didn't bother reading them all, but the ones I did read were just apologies and him begging me for forgiveness. After I'd read them I showed them to Jayne.
"What an idiot." I complained deleting them once we had both read each one.
"He's obviously sorry Natisha, I think you should give him another chance." She gave me a sympathetic smile.
"No, I don't want to be unhappy anymore. I'm sick of living in hell. It's like he's squashing me I can't breathe. He's constantly accusing me."
"But he obviously wants to trust you and start again."
"I don't care, for once I'm going to be selfish, I want to be happy and he doesn't make me happy so I don't want him. Simple as."
"Ok babes, if that's what you thinks best."
"Yes I do." I let out a little giggle. "Do you like Justin?"
Her eyes grew wide, "Justin? No, he likes you."
"Yeah, he made that quite clear, but do you like him?"
"Well, yeah. He's a great guy, but we will only ever be mates. He was really sweet when he was helping you, you should've seen the panic and worry in his face it was as if he was one of your mates or something. And then once we were in the ambulance he was holding your hand and talking to me to calm me down."
"He held my hand?" There was surprise all over my face but it was a happy surprise.
"Yeah because, well I was too busy trying to breathe to hold anything, and then I was panicking even more because I wasn't right next to you so he held your held so I knew you were ok."
"That's sweet." I smiled. Just as I drifted off imagining him holding my hand, my phone started buzzing. My eyes flung open and a jump out of my seat a bit.
"Who is it?" Jayne asked looking over at the screen of my phone.
"Oh, it's Justin. I thought it would be Mike again." I pressed the green answer button. "Hello?"
"Hey Natisha, it's Justin. How you feeling?"
"I'm ok thanks, on my way home with Jayne now. Thank you so much for taking care of me and stuff, and Jayne too."
"It was my pleasure, I couldn't just let you lay there could I? Did you say you were with Jayne? Did Mike go home then?"
"Mike? Oh," my heart sunk, and it showed in my voice too. "Erm, yeah he had to….erm….go home."
"Oh dear, what happened? If you don't mind me asking."
"Well, we kind of had a little disagreement." Jayne's eyes flung at me.
"Disagreement? Ha, ok then." she laughed sarcastically so Justin called hear her.
"Shut up Jayne!" I snapped.
"Sounds like it was more than a little disagreement?" He questioned me.
"Ok, it was a pretty big row, well actually I ended it with him, but it's nothing. Anyway we are getting off the train now so I best go. I'll talk to you soon Justin and thanks again."
"Oh dear, that's not good. Erm, ok see you soon. And you're very welcome Natisha, it was a pleasure."
I hung up and looked at Jayne, my eyes raging with anger. I got up and departed from the train carriage and onto the platform. Jayne followed behind me in silence.
When we reached the street I began to speed walk when suddenly I felt a hand grab my arm from behind, at first I thought it was Jayne, so I tried to shake it off and carry on walking but the hand didn't even start to lose grip. I turned around and there was standing Mike. I stood in shock and then looked around, there was no-one there, not even Jayne.
"Where's Jayne?" I asked trying to hide my panic and confusion.
"She's safe." He smiled slyly. "Now come with me baby, you're coming to mine."
I tried to struggle out of his grasp but he was too strong. Mike was a lot bigger than me in many ways, he was six foot four inches and was very broad, he also had very big muscles. That was from going to the gym for two hours every night. He used to say it was so he could keep me safe, he said he wanted to be strong so no-one could ever harm me.
"No I'm not. I'm going home! Now let go of me!" I shouted still struggling.
"Listen to me Natisha," his face was right up in mine, he was gritting his teeth and was whispering, but he's voice was full of anger and he was grabbing my arm tighter. "If you want Jayne to be ok you will come with me."
I looked into his blood red eyes, I was mortified. I'd never seen him look so angry before, but he's eyes didn't read anger, they were evil. It was like he'd turned psycho within the last three hours.
"What? Where's Jayne?!" I screamed then, I couldn't think of what else to do. "JAYNE!" But no-one came.
"Like I said Jayne is safe, but if you don't come with me, that will change." He's eyes were still evil, as he whispered through his teeth into my ear.
I was trembling, as much as I tried I couldn't stop, I'd never been so scared in all my life.
"O...ok, I'll come with you but please let go of my arm, you're really hurting me Mike." I pleaded, I was angrier than ever before but I couldn't show it, not yet.
"Oh sorry baby." And just like that he let go of my arm and put his arm around my waist instead, rubbing the red mark made by his hand. At this point, I stopped trembling, I knew exactly what to do, and for this I would be forever grateful that I took GCSE drama.
"I'm sorry baby, I love you so much." I smiled and kissed him. I tried not to show the disgusted I was feeling as he put one hand on my cheek and the other on my low back pushing my body closer to his. Then I felt him move forward slightly so I moved backwards, suddenly he slammed me against the wall. Petrified I throw my eyes open, but he just continued to kiss me. As he kissed me I felt his hands exploring my body, I felt awkward and wanted to cringe but I knew he'd go psycho on me if I did. After about five minutes, I kissed him gently and moved away but smiled.
"It's getting late baby, my mum will be worried." I said calmly, trying to convince him to let me go home.
"Well call her and say you're staying at mine tonight."
"I can't do that, you know she won't let me stay at yours, she knows your parents are away."
"Then tell her you're staying at Jayne's instead."
"Ok, but where is Jayne?" I asked calmly but my heart was racing so hard it felt like it was going to burst out of my chest.
"Like I said Jayne is safe and she will be unless you argue."
"Mike, please Jayne is my best friend in the whole world, please tell me where she is. If you love me you wouldn't do this to me, bribing me to come to yours with you, making out you've kidnapped my best friend. It's just not right." I started to sound angry so I stopped talking although I had plenty more to say.
"Jayne is at mine with Tristan, I asked him to take care of her and I'd text him if you weren't cooperating."
"I'm confused, what will he do to her if I don't do as I'm told?"
He didn't answer, he just smiled slyly, looked at me and raised one eyebrow.
"No! You wouldn't! Surely you wouldn't?" I was traumatized. Was he implying that Tristan was going to kill Jayne if I didn't stay with Mike? He truly was a psycho, I had to escape but I had to save Jayne too.
"Ok, let's go to yours I'll wait for Mum to call me then I'll tell her I'm at yours."
He smiled with satisfaction. As we walked to his house, he continued to hold me round to waist and I held his waist too. He slid the key into the lock cautiously watching me with his eyes.
"I'm not going anywhere baby." I gave him a reassuring smile.
He smiled back, kissed me on the forehead and opened the door.
"Tristan, I'm back." He called up the stairs. "It's ok she's here with me. Jayne can go now." Then I saw Jayne running as fast as she could down the stairs, her eyes red sore. I stood in her way at the bottom of the stairs and held my arms out, wrapping them tightly around her neck as she fell into me. Sobbing with horror, I comforted her quietly.
"It's ok, you're safe now." I whispered stroking her hair.
"What did you just say?" Mike roared.
I turned my head quickly giving him a disapproving look. "I just said that it's ok she's safe now."
"Well don't whisper!" He shouted again, I could feel Jayne shaking in my arms.
"Let her go now Mike, I've come here with you like you demanded, I'm not going anywhere ok? So please let her leave and go home." I pleaded once again.
"Fine." He stepped up behind me as I continued to hug Jayne tightly and he looked down at her. "If you tell anyone about this, it will be the last thing you ever do." She nodded slowly showing she understood what he meant. She pushed me away and ran for the front door, but as she opened it she faced me.
"I love you, never forget that. Everything will be ok, I promise." And then she was gone.
I ran over to Mike wrapping my arms round his neck and kissed him as passionately as I could manage. He stopped me by pulling away after a few minutes and held my hand taking me upstairs. As we entered his bedroom he signaled to Tristan to leave, and he did.
"Do you wanna watch a film?" I asked. I knew what he really wanted to do but he wasn't going to get it.
"Yeah, sure why not?" He smiled.
I sat on the edge of the bed and looked carefully at the huge tower of DVDs. I took my time choosing I didn't want to rush anything. After several minutes I picked Dirty Dancing. It was my favourite film of all time and nothing could distract me from watching it, I put it in the DVD player and clicked play. Then I laid back getting comfy and snuggled up to Mike, acting as normal as possible. I could feel my heart still racing uncontrollably fast.
It got to about half an hour into the film when I started to wonder why Mike hadn't said a word.
"Are you ok?" I asked, actually rather concerned.
"Yes I'm fine baby." He gave a short smile.
"Ok." I smiled back and gave him a quick kiss on the lips, but as I went to pull away to continue watching the TV he pushed his lips back onto mine holding my head in his hands. I couldn't move, I continued to kiss him, resisting the cringe I longed to release. It wasn't the same as before, after the Mike I had see that evening it was like kissing a stranger.
I froze as I felt his body climbing on top of mine. My eyes flung open.
"Mike?" I paused for a moment. "What are you doing?"
"I'm kissing you baby."
"But why were you climbing on top of me?" My voice was shaking.
"Because I want you. You know I do."
"But I've told you before I'm not ready for anything like that. It freaks me out when you're on top of me, it's like I'm trapped."
"Exactly." He smirked. Climbing back on top of me but his time holding my arms up above my head with his, struggling to see what he was doing, I felt a rope wrap around my wrists and hands. He was tying me to the bed. I struggled.
"What are you doing?" I shouted.
"I'm sick of you arguing with me, for once do as you're told!" He growled back at me.
I sobbed as he tied the ropes tighter around my wrists and then round the poles of the headboard of his bed.
"Stop crying!" He roared. Then his voice softened, it was like he was a different person again. "Baby, please don't cry. I love you. I'm doing this because I love you and I know you want this. Secretly you do, because I know you love me too."
Petrified I laid still like a statue. He started to kiss my neck and then I felt nothing for a moment. I closed my eyes tight terrified of what was going to happen next. Then he started kiss my stomach and moved my top up kissing slowly up my body. He started undoing my jean button and I kicked my legs trying to stop him. Suddenly I felt a huge force slam against my face, and it stung. Tears flew down my face as I sobbed. Then he slapped me again, even harder.
"Stop fucking crying you stupid whore!" He yelled at me.
My mouth fell open. What was going on? What had I done to deserve this? I wanted to die!
"Mike please stop!" I screamed. "STOP!"
Then to my rescue there was a knock at the door, but Mike ignored it and continued to unzip my jeans.
"HELP! PLEASE HELP ME!" I screamed, praying whoever was out there could hear me. He covered his hands over my mouth.
"Don't move!" He threatened.
I froze as he left the room and stomped down the stairs and answered the door. I struggled to undo the ropes wrapped tightly around my wrists. But it was too late, he was already back in the room.
"I hope you weren't trying to undo them Natisha!" He warned.
I shook my head stiffly. "I'd never do that. They are just a little bit too tight."
"Well tough, I don't want you to move. For once I'm gonna get what I want when I want it."
I shook my head.
"No, please Mike don't do this!" I pleaded, sobbing once again.
"SHUT UP!" Once again I felt his hand slam against my face.
I gave up nothing was gonna stop him, it was final. He was going to rape me. I couldn't help wonder if this would have happened if I hadn't have ended it with him. I scrunched my eyes shut as I felt his body press down onto mine. He yanked off my jeans but I continued to freeze, I didn't move a muscle. He kissed my lips but I didn't move mine with his, he slapped me again even harder than the others.
"Fucking kiss me!" He shouted.
"I can't!" I sobbed. "I just can't, Mike if you love me you won't do this."
"I'm doing this because I love you!" He was still shouting so I kissed him back, my body still stiff. Then my phone began to ring. Crap! I thought.
"It will be my Mum, please let me answer it."
He picked it up not looking at the screen, pressed the green button and held it to my ear.
"Mum?" I said trying to say as casual as possible.
"Natisha? It's Justin, are you ok?"
"Yeah I'm fine Mum, I'm just at Mike's watching a film."
"No, it's Justin."
"I know. Don't worry I won't be back too late."
"Natisha, this isn't you're Mum, it's Justin. Is something wrong?"
"I can't really talk now Mum."
"Natisha! What's going on?"
Mike looked up at me, he must of heard Justin's voice and realised it wasn't my Mum.
"Justin! Help me please, get Jayne and come to Mike's house. He's gonna-"
It cut off, and before I knew it my phone was in pieces on the floor. I stared at Mike as his head slowly turned to me, petrified, I couldn't move.


text: I feel sort of fraudulent posting this record since I know so little about techno. What I do know is that this record is very much ahead of its time. It's strange, skewed, sputtering, and impeccably produced. Hard, abstract, and squelchy all the way through. Has a sense of humor, whereas a lot of techno feels humorless and alienating to me. A human made this. PS: this is the first 90s record that we've posted!