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NOBA's Education Programs
Since 1992, NOBA has offered accessible dance education to youth throughout the New Orleans community through anchor partnerships with the New Orleans Recreation Development Commission (NORDC), as well as partnerships with school systems and community organizations.
NOBA continues to provide tuition-free, year-round comprehensive dance programs in Orleans, St. Bernard, and Jefferson Parishes for youth ages
6-18 and their families through sequential training and ancillary activities as well as provide employment, professional development, and artistic experiences to local artists. Community partners work with the NOBA staff to train artists, plan, sustain, grow and implement programs.
NOBA is dedicated to high artistic standards and sequential, rigorous instruction while skilled in adapting curriculum & instruction to age, ability, interest levels, and the shifting composition of classes. Its programs encourage and regard students' artistic development and the strengthening of their life skills--taking responsibility, persistence, self-discipline, and mutual respect. NOBA's programs are attentive to students' personal and physiological needs in an effort to increase student recruitment and retention.
NORDC/NOBA Center for Dance
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The NORDC/NOBA Center for Dance offers nationally award-winning tuition-free dance classes throughout the year for youth in the Greater New Orleans Area! Tuition-Free Dance Classes!
Founded in 1992 as a groundbreaking cultural and community partnership between the New Orleans Recreation Development Commission (NORDC) and the New Orleans Ballet Association (NOBA), the Center for Dance was born out of a need to make dance accessible to all school-age children. A program that began with just 30 students has an annual gross enrollment of more than 1,750 children at NORDC and NOBA partner sites throughout the Greater New Orleans Area.
The NORDC/NOBA Center for Dance offers a multi-tiered program for youth that includes weekly Academic Year Open-Track and Pre-Professional classes, as well as summer camps and intensives. With a core curriculum of ballet and a variety of other class offerings including tap, hip hop, modern, and other dance forms, the Open Track program is open by registration on a first come, first served basis to youth ages 6-18 with a demonstrated interest in dance.
The Pre-Professional Program (by audition or invitation) provides motivated students ages 9 to 18 intensive instruction in ballet, pointe, modern, repertoire, and other dance forms held weekly at The Chevron Studio at the Lyons NORDC Center, Tulane University's McWilliams Hall, and the Tremé NORDC Center. Through the Chevron Master Artist Series, students train year-round with local and visiting artists and are offered unique opportunities such as classes with NOBA Main Stage artists, performances on local and national stages, talent-based scholarships to attend summer dance programs (i.e. Houston Ballet and The Ailey School), and deeply discounted tickets to NOBA Main Stage performances.
For a packed house of family and friends, students ages 6-80+ take part in fully produced performances with costumes, professional stage management, and lights at Tulane University's Dixon Hall, as well as presentations at each site. In addition, the Center for Dance offers free Senior Dance Fitness classes for ages 55+ as well as variety of teen/adult movement workshops including Ballet, Tai Chi, Yoga Groove, Horton Technique, Haitian Folkloric dance, and more.
Pre-Professional Program
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Pre-Professional Program sessions (exact schedule depends on placement upon acceptance) take place throughout the week in the state-of the art, 3000 square foot dance studio at the NORDC Lyons Center, made possible by Chevron for the NORDC/NOBA Center for Dance, as well as selected classes at the Tremé NORDC Center and weekend sessions at Tulane University. These sessions feature intensive instruction for talented students in ballet, pointe, modern, repertoire, and workshops in other forms, led by local faculty and visiting master artists. In addition, students participate in master classes taught by internationally renowned NOBA Main Stage artists, perform, and are given unique opportunities to receive scholarships to attend prestigious summer dance programs around the country. Sessions begin September 8, 2014, and continue through the end of May, 2015.
After-School Dance Program
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The After-School Dance Program provides nationally award-winning, tuition-free technique classes in ballet, tap, modern, and hip hop, as well as other styles of dance, for youth between the ages of 6-18 (note: classes offered vary by location). No audition is required to participate in classes within the After-School Dance Program. Participants benefit from various performance opportunities throughout the year, including fully produced and costumed performances of
The Nutcracker Suite
at Tulane University's Dixon Hall on December 7, winter concerts at each community site, and spring productions. Students are also offered $5 tickets to attend select performances during NOBA's Main Stage Season. Following the initial registration dates in August, student enrollment will be accepted on an ongoing, first come, first served basis through September 20 or until classes are filled. Classes are approximately one hour in length, and students are placed in the appropriate class based on both age and experience level.
St. Bernard After-School Program
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NOBA, Chalmette Refining, LLC, and the St. Bernard Parish School Board partnered in 1995 to offer tuition-free ballet classes for St. Bernard Parish youth, ages 6-18. Ballet classes are open to boys and girls who have expressed an interest in dance. This program offers two culminating Open House performances by the students, plus family field trip opportunities, and other community performance opportunities.
Senior Dance Fitness Programs
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"This program has enhanced my quality of life…it's a total fitness makeover from head to toe!"
—NORDC/NOBA Center for Dance Senior Dance Fitness Program participant
Through extraordinary support provided by Chevron, Peoples Health, and the Greater New Orleans Foundation through the NORD Foundation, the NORDC/NOBA Center for Dance is proud to continue the recent expansion of its award-winning Senior Dance Fitness Program. Men and women ages 55+ are invited to join in for sessions that include stretching, cardio and dance, fun music, and healthy eating and lifestyle education. Other program features include performance opportunities, access to special master workshops, social events, and $5 tickets to select NOBA Main Stage presentations.
Adult Movement and Community Classes
Click here for class schedules and more information.
In addition to the award-winning youth and senior programs, the NORDC/NOBA Center for Dance offers a variety of classes and workshops for the entire community. Teens and adults ages 13-80+ are invited to attend sessions in Tai Chi, Yoga Groove, Horton Technique, Contemporary Ballet, Haitian Folkloric and other forms of dance and movement. In addition, community members of all ages are encouraged to participate in frequent special movement workshops throughout the year led by local faculty and visiting master artists.
Click here for class schedules and information about upcoming workshops.
In-School Programs
For more than 20 years, NOBA has collaborated with K-12 teachers and artists to develop innovative teaching and learning methods designed to infuse dance into the school environment while enhancing guiding principles of the schools' missions. This arts-integration program has used dance and a specialized curriculum to teach academic subjects, such as social studies, language arts, math, and science.
For more information about our education programs, please contact Diane Stengle at email@example.com or
504-522-0996, ext. 203.
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By Kara Williams of The Vacation Gals.
Over at The Vacation Gals, we're huge proponents of moms taking breaks from family obligations to go on vacation by themselves or with gal pals. Whether that's a simple night's stay at a nearby hotel or a week at a spa, it's so imperative for busy mothers to occasionally forego the grocery shopping, housecleaning and child care to take time for themselves. On a girlfriend getaway or "soul-oh" trip, we get the chance to relax, recharge, and rejuvenate so that we return to the household refreshed and ready to tackle the carpool again. After all, you know the old adage: "If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
No one believes in this more than I do. When my son was two months old, I was one tired mom. I was caring for his older sister, a busy toddler; I was lonely during the day while my husband was at work; I hadn't lost an ounce of baby weight and felt fat; I was exhausted from late-night feedings. So, I got online and booked a room at a luxury resort an hour away. Then I told my husband I was going away for 24 hours that weekend. Extreme? Sort of. Necessary for my sanity? At the time, absolutely.
When I arrived at the hotel, I wasn't sure what to do first. Do I take a nap? Go for a hike? Watch mindless TV? Soak at the spa? Eventually, I settled in and did all of the above, and relished every minute of it. (Except the part where I was awakened at 10 p.m. by a loud family in the room next door – crazy me, it made me miss my kids!)
Since then, I've taken dozens of trips without my husband and children, not only for my work as a professional travel writer, but for fun. Girlfriend weekends that include late-night conversation, plenty of red wine, and no alarm clocks mean as much to me as trips to Disney World with my kids.
As an experienced veteran of girlfriend getaways, I offer up these tips to moms who want to escape, but who might be feeling twinges of Mom Guilt. There's no need to wonder if it's in the family budget to indulge, or to worry if the kids will make it without you!
The kids will survive, and they might actually like it. My children are so accustomed to my traveling that they rarely blink an eye when I announce I'm going to be on the road again. Of course, it helps that their dad is as involved in their upbringing as I am and knows their routine like the back of his hand. There's usually something special on the agenda when Mom's gone, whether it's cinnamon buns for breakfast or watching The Simpsons every night. If your kids are accustomed to being with you 24/7, plan some surprises for when you're gone. If you don't think it will make your young children miss you even more, leave letters for them to open each day you're out of town.
If you're single, enlist the help of family and friends. Say you're the primary (and only) regular caregiver for your children. Single moms especially need the break in routine! Ask the neighbor mom to take them for the weekend (or just one night) so you can get away, and offer to reciprocate.
Prepare meals ahead of time. Make it super easy for your spouse to "okay" a getaway by preparing a few healthy meals he can take out of the freezer and heat up while you're gone. A bribe? Perhaps, but worth the time and effort to help make "life without mom" as hassle-free as possible.
If you're traveling with gal pals, make sure everyone is on the same page. My favorite traveling companions like the same things I do: spas and outdoor activity. I wouldn't want to travel with other women who are only going to shop. Or, if I did travel with a group with varying interests, I'd make clear up front that while they're spending the day shopping the outlets, I'm going hiking. Remember this is your time away from "obligations;" you deserve to do what you want to in your precious time away.
Don't assume a girls' getaway is financially out of reach. My guess is that you could forego the Starbucks or cut coupons for a while to put away a small stash of cash, because all you need is a moderately priced hotel within driving distance for just one night. Alternatively, see if any friends have vacation homes you could borrow for the weekend.
Leave the guilt at home. Repeat after me: "I deserve a break." I know moms who have never spent a night away from their kids and spouse – and their kids are in middle school! Your going away on your own will teach your children that mothers have needs, too. They'll feel self-confident knowing that they can manage on their own without you (this goes for grown men, too). Taking time for yourself to regroup and do something just for you isn't selfish. You're recharging your batteries so you have the energy to be an even better mom. And you're worth it.
About the Writer
Kara Williams blogs about all things travel related at TheVacationGals.com. She lives in the Colorado Rockies with her husband and two young children.
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When we look back in life, what we remember most are those times when kindness, thoughtfulness and support made a difference in our life. My family and I thank Access Partnership for the donation of the hospital bed for my brother.
In 2008 I coded and was dead for 37 minutes. The treatments I underwent after that depleted all the calcium in my body and all my teeth started breaking off. Access Partnership helped me get my remaining teeth pulled at no cost so I could get dentures. Without them I couldn't smile at my grandbabies.
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Hello, By inspecting the video from this link, you will find wield strange limb movement in action.
Could anyone teach me how to fix the problems with cracking movement?
In the first envelope, the mesh just goes wild, everything cracks.
In the second one, it is what it looks in the video
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I was reccomended this restaurant by a friend and was impressed by all the rave reviews. I shan't be returning to PU's although the decor and location were nice and the food OK the service was terrible. My friend and I were part of a group and ordered a noodle dish, which had about 6 noodles in it. We oredered a side dish of noodles to compensate and brought this to the attention of our waitress. When we got the bill we requested to speak to the manager about the so called 'noodle' dish and were told that they were not willing to pay for our side of noodles as it is normal among noodle dishes to only consist of about 6 noodles. I am not exaggerating. My friend pointed out that my food looked like xmas dinner with gravy and she was right. The service was atrocious and I can't believe they wre happy to loose 2 customers over a side dish of noodles.
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Unquotable quotes: Fat People – XXIX
(I know this piece sounds mean and cruel but as every single parent must have experienced, this is also the expression of utter exasperation, and perhaps there's also the slightest hint of an iota of necessary truth in it after all. No offence meant to those who may feel hurt. If you can laugh at yourself, you are well on the way to a cure, even if what you read is of very bad taste.)
The gravest danger facing mankind is NOT the Rio Olympics, NOT the greenhouse effect, NOT the nuclear arms race, NOT the organized immigrant or refugee terror attacks, NOT asteroids and meteorites slamming down on us, NOR the War of terrestrial gods coming to a head after three thousand years, but – you guessed it – HUMAN FAT, in other words, GLUTTONY!
Be it deemed of utmost importance that LAWS be so enacted by common consent among nations, and approved by the United Nations' General Assembly, that whenever and wherever countries are stricken by widespread famine due to – or not – over-eating by over-sized people that these latter ought and should be slaughtered to feed the starving masses.
And should this extraordinary measure not suffice to relieve the emergency, then other nations being likewise depleted by the self-same variety of culprits in their midst should come to the aid of the afore-mentioned stricken country by dispatching plane and ship-loads of their own excess fat at the first drop of the hat. (Here, my own donation to the cause: a fifty-odd excess-weight progeny who can eat anyone out of house and home.)
Be it hereby known that it would be cheaper and easier for any nation to balance its payments if the State in question passes laws to put behind bars all who are oversized on the assumption, for once in there, they can be put on a starvation diet and forced to work to pay off their keep and chow, and this for the betterment of the human race at large.
There's no crime more bloody or unseemly than the very act of becoming fat: watch the glutton eat and you'll want to commit a capital crime.
The glutton will willingly forego sex to stuff himself in bed.
Chew, chew, chew your food, gently chew your meat; merrily, merrily keep adding to your rude seat!
Oh! How easy it is to say the fat man or woman is the victim of depression!
True, do them a favour and save them from themselves - by force!
What the future portends for them:
Imagine a future Olympics with fat athletes, even if it will attract more spectators for obvious reasons: the marathon might take four years to complete, if at all.
The Tour de France will have to be scrapped for no velo/bicycle will withstand the crush of the first downhill carambolage.
Restaurants in the near future will carry sign-boards saying: "Dogs and Fat People Please Take to Your Heels!"
All cars, buses, trains and planes will be equipped with single seats - half the size of those manufactured now.
The entrances to public lavatories will be reduced to half their present size for the specific purpose of preventing fat people from entering these facilities.
Fines for defecating in public places will be tripled or quadrupled.
The manufacture of clothing beyond the small-medium or X-size will be definitely banned.
Fat people who normally take up 90% of the walking space on pavements and sidewalks will be prohibited from wearing shoes and slippers.
Prostitutes will make fat people pay a whopping supplement equal to more than three or four times the usual fee.
The sale of chocolates and potato chips to fat people will be limited to one bar and one sachet once in a blue moon.
Travel agencies will be instructed to put fat people in the front of the plane's seating arrangements to facilitate the de-capitation of the air-craft during the landing process.
No over-sized person will be allowed to present himself or herself for elective office at any level of government.
Beaches, spars and swimming pools will be out-of-bounds to over-sized people.
The fire-brigade and the emergency health services will be authorised to refuse first-aid to over-sized people struck down by a stroke or heart failure.
No over-sized person found in bed with or without another occupant in a nonplussed state will be given a burial according to his religious rites: he or they will be summarily immolated in that very bed without further ado.
Furthermore, at the rate populations all over the world grow increasingly fat, sooner rather than later even the porn industry will go fart: one would need to fart vigorously to locate the apertures in concealed flabs and folds of pits!
And, finally, to balance the weighing-machine, all manufacturers who grow fat on the weight-accumulating produce, such as, sweets, cakes, greasy meat, potato chips and the like that they churn out indifferently should be made to gorge themselves with their own merde!
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2016
Copyright © T Wignesan | Year Posted 2016
Our first awareness
falling through time
through blood-rain, pure white snow, green vegetation
down into deep earth
warm sunshine
cool wind
soaking rain
Energy flowing-up through our pod
each day we grew bigger
snug together with brothers and sisters
bursting our little cozy shell
then one day
a father and daughter
plucked us from the vine
stripped – we lay bare upon a tray
disorientated and tender but alive
a life force deep inside us
our skin soft but hardening
then sleep . . . waiting for the one
Daddy!! Come see the beans
They changed colors
I see brown ones with white specks
Yellow with black dots
Orange with blue stripes
But wait . . . there are three larger beans that seem to glow and vibrate
one is blood-red
another . . . brilliant white
the last . . . forest green
What does this mean daddy?
Is it evil?
No my sweet darling
These are special beans
Descended from an ancient garden long ago . . .
no longer of this world
It was a place of love and light
No death but a deep communion between mother earth and us
The three beans are: Peace, Purity, Prosperity
These beans will feed a starving world
Bring healing to the hurting
Laughter to the downtrodden
Hope to the desolate
Love to the unloved
Life to the dead
These beans hold deep magic
How do they work Daddy?
a worthy woman is chosen
who is humble of heart
strong in spirit
wise in love
Who is this lady?
the magic beans choose
they only appear to the one female
you, my darling . . . you are the one
Me? I am only a girl
I have none of these things . . .
the beans see deep within a soul
they never lie
they have chosen you
together you will change the world!
Daddy, I am scared . . .
I am shaking
I am not worthy
breathe deeply, close your eyes
put the beans in your mouth
Daddy, I taste sweetness
Molasses, ginger, caramel . . . now chocolate
I see visions upon the wind
Blood, wars, rage, yelling . . . unbearable things
yes, darling the evil is strong here
let the blood from the red bean flow
let it mingle with your love
it will defeat this evil and bring
healing and forgiveness . . . peace
The white bean is singing with my voice – Daddy!
Sweet is her song
I see merriment, laugher, dancing . . .
People hugging and holding hands
My tears are falling
Filling rivers with waters of light, love and purity
Joy reverberates from mountains peaks
From my open lips runs rich green sap
Deep does the earth drink
Big drafts of life and love
I see fields flowing with
Cream, honey, and wine
Trees waving to the sun
The earth is rejoicing
I see beans being planted
In a garden
A man and a little girl
yes, my Little One, soar now
fill the world with your love
fill the wind with your song
love generously
Such is the magic of these colored beans
David Meade
Love Generously
Copyright © David Meade | Year Posted 2015
I've dreamt of mountains of rocky rode ice cream, dappled with candy
Kisses of purity sprinkled on top, hot steaming fudge pouring from heaven
On high, cascading as if an ocean of water streaming downwards onto my
Fantasy world of pleasure unleashed, behold chocolate dreaming, good to
The last drooling mouthful!
Give me illusions of M&M'S, delusions of chocolate covered mints extra thin,
I'm tasting that sugar rush, and thinking unto myself as a woman who needs
The company of men, after the discovery of this magnificent sinful delicious,
Bitter to the sweet, farewell to heartache, its comforts fantasy food,
So indulge me if you please!
Who needs a brilliant rose covered garden, I'll grow strawberries fields instead,
And allow the fountains to spill over them, with gallons of melted dark chocolate,
Wow as a poet now I'm really getting into this now, so let me become a farmer
Of gluttony, excess and poundage's expanded flesh, I'll watch an exercise video
Tomorrow morning, when I awake from my chocolate dreaming!
Gum drops, and jelly beans don't bring the same pleasures joy you see,
Ask any Jane or Jo Ann of the female variety, and she'll answer you just
With the same response, give me chocolate or give me nothing, I'm a
Heart shaped valentine all year round my gentlemen friend!
Low fat to the none fat, leave us unhealthy people alone, we know what
Tastes good to us, forget that unflavored rice cake, I'd prefer the double
Fudge rippled round cake with extra creamy frosting on top, that's
A true woman's reality fella, get the drift if you want a happy misses,
Now fancy cards of devotion with words of poetry may make a lady
Weak at the knees, but give that gal a torte made of layers of chocolate
Deliverance, and all be forgiven if you forget a certain holiday of importance,
Just throwing that one out there for future reference, gentlemen take a note
From a voice of experience, chocolate rules a woman's universe!
Rock me to the boiling point of melted joyous over tones, I'm in the kitchen
Of Hersey's dream world, almonds to the almond joy, chips ahoy all
Aboard let's set sail to that factory beyond pleasures horizon!
Oh ginger bread man run, run, as fast as you can, but just remember
I'm not chasing thee old fellow, I'm too busy getting my hands caught
In grannies' old cookie jar, she after all makes the best chocolate chip
Cookies ever invented, I'm still trying to get that elderly lady's secret
Caramel covered apples are GREAT for a seasonal treat, but when I'm
In celebrations festive mood, I'm looking for the sweetness of a woman's
Chose preferred, wondrous miracle first discovered by nuns whom indulged
Themselves, until an evil corrupt establishment shut them down, thank God
These men of the cloth saw the light at the end, right ladies!
So tonight as I lay me down to sleep, I'll know what words are to be said,
Thank you for the brilliance of that cocoa bean, it is the best sinful indulgence
Not listed in the ten commandments to be broken, I'm in their lord,
Dreaming that chocolate dream forever, and man it's a tasty illusionary
Fantasy to behold!
Copyright © cherl dunn | Year Posted 2016
So long I thought my trust was gone
withered in a vase that sat
unwatered neglected posterity's memory
pressed and ordered flat
I suppose some slight yet weak desire
believed that someday still
I'd find one soul who's promise transpired
while building false hopes unskilled
For trust is like a pillow
flipped to the cooler side
It's the hand that touches your shoulder gently
when you let down your guard to cry
It's the feeling when your turned around
lost in the land of strange
the hand that reaches leading the way
to familiar surroundings in exchange
It's the peace in knowing no matter what's wrong
you needn't look far or wonder how long
your help will come from day to day
leaning on the one who finds a way
There's a trust in a dreamer
who's so much like you
when "soon" emerges all too slowly
two with the same dream can make it come true
This is the trust proven not wooed
so much alike you needn't explain
they knew your thoughts without having to say
for the look in your eyes gave it away
Flattery with all it's tantalizing charm
sounds sweet like honey going down
but only as fulfilling as a country farm
in a picture with a frame going round
In this o'l world when "with you in spirit"
is the saying most commonly known...
here I stand with you hand in hand
is the proof your not alone
Trust did not come easy for me
so hard to build so easy to break
all the hidden agendas I feared
the slow to give and quick to take
But on the day we first did speak
of promises given or made
you said your arms my safest place
by what you do not what you say
For that ONE key was ever lacking
the door love enters at the start
for all enchantment love can bring
trust is what opens the FOREVER in my heart
As I think of these diamonds on my finger
sparkles halo the chocolate center stone
the thought that never leaves my heart
is the lifetime I felt so alone
A ring that tells the story
of a beauties life in the dark
surrounded now by clarity
of the trust that owns my heart
Trust is the love I never knew
you'll live for me, I'll die for you
with tux and gown, yes and boots
in the life we've made and say "I Do"
Never again to live in wonder
if dreams will ever come true
there's no joy surpassing you see
then living a dream too long overdue
In quiet reflection of all that's been
the room you gave my heart to know
the freedom you gave then gave again
the seed you planted then watched it grow
A dreaming tree you knew in time
would bear the fruit of love
a love that took forever to find
nourished in the soil of trust
Copyright © Sarai Romani | Year Posted 2014
I like to eat stuff
I'm not very buff
I think i'm pretty tough
My doctor says my health is pretty rough
My girlfriends name is muff
I hate her
She always calls me fat
Even though her face looks like a bat
My mom says i'm obese
I'm cheating on my girl with Denise
Shes pretty fat too
She likes mario and she hate the boo
Shes so fat you'd think she would moo
She even look like a cow
She doesn't have a left eyebrow
So you can say my life is pretty bad
My friends make me mad
You can say i'm pretty fat
But i love to eat cats
Its nothing personal
I just think its pretty cool
On pokemon i like to duel
Eating is my number one rule
So you can say i'm pretty fat
But i can say that you look like a rat
So watch what you say
Because i will make you pay
I like fishing on the bay
because i was so fat that i broke the deck
I almost broke my neck
I think i need to go on more healthy
My family is pretty wealthy
They eat a lot of butter
They like to use meat cutters
On my dogs
I broke my window with a log
I like singing songs
But i hate using bongs
I'm not like cheech and chong
Some say i got it all wrong
But i say they are a bunch of ding dongs
Most people hate me
I keep loosing my house key
In school i had straight D's
I'm not very smart
And i like to fart
I like to play mario kart
I tried playing darts
Most people say i'm a tart
Im a pretty fat man
I ate so much at mcdonalds that i'm banned
My diabetes is pretty high
I think I might cry
Doc said i might die
I just began to sigh
I began to cry
This isn't fair
I went and fought a bear
It didn't turn out good
I was going to win,well i thought i would
I was rushed to the hospital
I own a lot of cattle
I go out there and shoot one every year
I alway eat stuff with beer
But eh doctors would give me any
I was watching forest gump, his friends name was jennie
I need to loose some weight
But I'm at burger king so it'll have to wait
I need a bag of chips
But i need some dip
I wish I had a job
But I like to hang with my friend bob
Hes pretty dumb
Hes big bum
He owns a hen
He likes dating men
I need to stop hanging with him
Hes is a sin
But i don't want to be mean
I ate a baked bean
It tasted bad
It was pretty rad
I found it on the toilet
Spongebob said i soiled it
For christmas i want a baseball kit
But i spent all my money on food
People say i'm rude
But im not in the freaking mood
When i used to perform at concerts they always boo'd
I hate my life
I also hate my wife
I stabbed my arm with a knife
It hurt pretty bad
Im pretty fat
Copyright © Trash Boat | Year Posted 2015
I am Andy; I love candy. I sell candy too.
Come and see the many candies that I have for you.
You can buy some chocolate in boxes or in bars.
Snickers is the very best. Here is one from Mars!
You can buy a Baby Ruth or a Milky Way.
Try a Pay Day. Here's a Kit Kat and some Toffifay.
Don't forget Three Musketeers, GooGoo Clusters, and
Rocky Road, Butterfingers, and 100 Grand.
You might like some Hershey kisses or a Nestles Crunch.
Buy some chocolate for your breakfast. Buy some for your lunch.
Try Mallow Cups and Almond Joy, and if you've got the blues,
buy Toblerone or Milk Duds or famous Charleston Chews.
Everyone loves M & M's and Reece's Pieces too.
I am sure I've got the perfect chocolate here for you!
Here is one that has a malted middle. It's called Whopper.
Jawbreakers are hard to bite. Have you tried Gobstopper?
Get some Dots or Junior Mints, Rolos or Big Cherry.
Get Goobers for your brother and Nerds for guys named Barry.
Get Airheads for your sister and Bull's Eye for your dame.
If you know a Mary Jane, one candy's got HER name.
Many candies come in different flavors. You might like
Skittles, Laffy Taffy, famous Mike & Ike,
Jelly Bellies, Sour Patch Kids, Sweethearts, and Starburst.
Drink them down with juice-filled Nik-L-Nips to quench your thirst!
Here are Smarties for your parties, and if you desire,
you can buy some Red Hots and feel your mouth on fire!
Bottle Caps taste just like pop; root beer ones are yummy.
And of course, I've got some Bears and squiggly Worms, both Gummy.
Some Bit o' Honey for your money? Everybody licks
Sugar Daddys, Tootsie Pops and powdered Pixie Stix.
I love Zotz with tangy burst and Pez's cartoon head.
Pop each Pez while on your couch or when you're tucked in bed!
I've got Jolly Ranchers, even Candy cigarettes,
Razzles, Spree, Circus Peanuts, Chiko- Sticks and let's
not forget exploding Pop Rocks and my Swedish Fish!
Try out Necco Wafers and my favorite: LICORICE.
You can have it Good n' Plenty or as a Red Vine.
Eat Black Whips or Twizzlers. Any Flavor is divine.
I am Andy. I love candy. Who could want for more?
Any candy that you want, you'll find it in my store!
(I got carried away and decided to do a tribute to all the
many candies I have adored or heard about through my lifetime!
Don't know if the poem ended up being much like Dr. Seuss, but I
sure enjoyed the inspiration. Wouldn't it be fantastic if we could
have a huge store that sold all the candies of our world!?)
For Gwen's Dr. Seuss Contest
Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2012
I sing because I'm happy, I sing because I'm free
Because the burden of slavery is no longer on me
I've seen the thunder and the rain
But like a plant outside, only growth I've gained
Stopped by the police, he just wanted to see
What a black man was doing in a Grand Marquis
Was reaching for my insurance, he said it was a gun
Just a book about black man's struggle he had overcome
But see, he thought I was scared and wanted to hide
But I sat in my driver's seat with all of my pride
He couldn't get me mentally, so he drove away
Yeah I' black, and my car came from a mom who would pray
See these statistics say black males just fight, kill and fail
Do a poll on me, guarantee you'll change ideals of a black male
See you think my emotions are bursting at the seams
But I'm not an idealist, I'm a realist with dreams
My intelligence is leaving you scared, putting you in fear
Yeah I said it, didn't Tyson your ear so I know you could hear
The past is the past, back then they'd have to fight
But I don't have to cause I was born with rights
America loves to call black dads deadbeats
But can't acknowledge the ones finding their kids food to eat
My black mama did it on her own and never had to steal
And made sure me and my sister always had a meal
The first male in my family to go to college for a degree
Yeah look passed the nappy hair and beard before analyzing me
Been passing racial slurs generation to generation, it's time for an interference
Cause I'm not a colored man, I'm a man with a different appearance
Yeah Dr. King fought for me and other blacks
But he's gone now, so I don't need his actions on my back
Don't read me wrong, I'm thankful for what he did
But integration is wide open and segregation has a closed lid
These old racists need to go and plead the fifth
So that future kids can see racism as just a myth
Let this grudge end and just live your life
Cause you're only stabbing the Constitution with a knife
Thank you for the slurs, lynchings and KKK
Cause now you're all too tired to block the future so get out of our way
My father in heaven made me, so I was meant to black
He instilled wisdom in me, while you're intelligence slacks
So please tell me what burden do I have to bear
Success is my future and now you're in a scare
My light beams bright as the sun, you're unlit
Struggles are done, I'm hear to stay so deal with it
Copyright © Abraham Shaw | Year Posted 2013
How do people do it?
For that matter, how do I pull it off?
Sitting in front of the computer for so many hours,
body compressed into a computer chair.
Feel a whole decade older than I actually am-
aching bones,
stiff joints,
sore muscles.
Eyes all dried out
as I get up from the chair
with a cramped neck,
my back temporarily doubled over
until my muscles warm up and loosen a little.
Tired, I slink back into my err-NO-Go-meek (ergonomic?!) chair
I check my butt...wiggle a bit...
Damn. Still spacious?? I want to feel SNUG!
So I sink my teeth into 4 inches of
Chunky Hunky Mega Chocolate Cocoa Cuckoo Overload Bar
Mmmm, this will go straight to my ass...
...there, it finally happened....officially lodged into the computer chair-
knew better than to eat so much chocolate while sitting for hours.
Too embarrassed to call an emergency crew,
I will have to wheel around the house, stuck in this chair,
until enough calories have burned away,
enabling me to dislodge these chocolaty buttocks
and taste some upright, biped freedom again.
Figured I could start losing those calories
by going on a mouse clicking frenzy
Flexing my pointer finger, I start clicking away
Click....click...click...'til a tic in my eye develops
Yup, don't care what I'm clicking on,
as long as that staccato beat resonates in my ears...
fingertips sweating, I go into a trance-
fall asleep at the keyboard,
image of the screen imprinted on my retinas,
dreaming about clicking the mouse.
Fast clicks, slow clicks, double and triple-clicks!
Many hours afterwards,
the sound is still trapped in my brain,
slowly driving me completely insane-
*click* *click, click* *clickety-click*
How do people do it?
For that matter, how do I pull it off?
Sitting in front of the computer for hours on end...
My good ol' mouse answered that for me
It rolled over my arm,
massaged me on my back and shoulders,
taking out the knots in the process
and headed straight to my butt, just wedged itself in, snuggled there
*click!* *click* *Clickety-clickkk!*
my butt cheeks were now doing the clicking
This is beyond me, never knew I could do that!
Pain shoots up my thighs--going higher
Uggh. Butt cramps!
Shaking my head, I reach for the mouse,
instead, my fingers touch something soft, sticky...brown
Ah, yes!
My butt is glued to my chair with chocolate.
-- well I sure enjoyed writing this one with Chris ;)
Copyright © kabuteng P.iNk k. | Year Posted 2011
And it was there. Looking me in the eye, "I shall born you." I was overcome with
Before I was born I died. I was one with everything. I was more alive then, then I
am now.
Children seem so simple. Children seem so free. Why is life so hard. Maybe the
simple one is me.
Deep cuts in my heart. A boy that I love with all of me. I might've been invisible
because he always walked by.
Enough of this! I hate it all. I gathered myself and left my heart behind.
Falling down the tubes. Drifting though life. No friends, no family. I. Can't. Breath.
Gaining momentum. Losing myself.
Hot under my skin. It's getting tighter. Wanting to rip through it.
I, am, not, real.
Just between us. Just between us two. I used to be everything.
Killing gives life. I want to give my life to you.
Love exists only as water. My heart is dry.
Maybe I'm your dream. Maybe you are mine. Maybe neither of us carry weight.
Maybe both of us have died.
No, you never gave me a drop.
O I cry. I cry for you. I cry I cry I cry I cry for you.
Plenty of times I wonder how long my sentence is.
Quiere un vaso de dulce sangre. Dibuja un corazon dentro de mi cuerpo. Con
esto corazon agujero, bebe mi vida.
Run away from what you've heard. Leave and write your own truths. They say He.
He does not exist. It tells me so.
Say what's on my mind? Ultimate indulgences; eating meat and having sex. A
man is meat. Chocolate is sex. A Chocolate man is the only heaven that will ever
exist. Next to Him.
Telling you about my life is wasting the time I have to live it. If you're meant for me
you'll just know.
Un knowledged people need to stop giving the gift of life and start giving the gift
of life.
Very little patience do I have for those with no words. I'll look for the person who
stole them from you.
Will you be the one that I can hold for now? Do you have a sweet heart, do you
have soft soul?. Will you be the the love that my ego drinks?
Xoxo hugs and kisses. Hugs and kisses. Let me touch your skin, help me miss
your soul.
You're looking inside me. Like it used to.
Zero words writing in my head. Where do my thoughts go? They go on this page.
This page of my life.
Copyright © Megan Edmonds | Year Posted 2006
Why don't you come now
To the plot of blue river shore
Where we would
In an intense chocolate mood
Sit in a sun rise satisfaction
On the grainy sand
And create pearl drops of time
From the rhymes of waves
With the vibrancy we behaved
Exchanging those fine chimes
From our moonbeam dialectics
And converging synthesis
Of our hilltop thoughts and marine activities
After a diamond quest
Like the river
Or inside the river too?
How wonderfully we regressed and progressed
Making those radiant rings of time
Sometime winged
Sometime pink tinged
Time is bland and monochrome
Unless from your chromosome
You paint it like Van Gogh
Arresting the wayward clock
During which
Regardless of Greenwich
Taking colours from our river-wave flowers
Taking flavours from our cellular tremors
Taking sounds from our nascent heart pounds
Yours and mine
In our proximity alkaline
Would paint the wavelets
In the cups and plates
Opening the normally closed gates
Of sweet sweats
From each pore
And millions of such pores
From smiling to laughing in a petrichor
Unlocking the thousand doors
Of a colour continuum
From San Francisco to Baltimore
As we exchange our breath
From our deepening cores
Raising a rivulet
In the blue pigeon's breast
And the bulbul's beautiful crest
A supreme rest
In a purple tumult
Shadows lengthen in ecstasy
As sessions come to a termination
(No termination is possible though
What happens is a slow transformation
Of one melody to another music
Speeches flowing into lyrics
The sounds into stillness mystic)
So therefore
Bringing to the fore
From the amalgamated core
A flower of fusion
Pure and fresh
Out of the flood
No mire or mud
Looking at us conveying greetings
We look too
And from the meeting
A poem is born
Why don't you come any more
Very often I look through the eye hole
Of my expectant door
The wishes naturally soar
In case I may see you coming
Dulcet sounds your feet strumming
But it's all mist
I almost don't exist
I miss the oasis
Of the cleansing catharsis
19 May, 2017
For the Contest sponsored by Neyda Ivette Negron
Copyright © Probir Gupta | Year Posted 2017


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Though Willow was one of director Ron Howard's few box-office disappointments, it definitely deserves a second look. At once an epic celebration and a gentle spoof of the sword-and-sorcery genre, the film concerns the efforts by little person Willow Ufgood (Warwick Davis) to protect a sacred infant from the machinations of a wicked queen (Jean Marsh). One source book has assessed the picture as a combination of The Ten Commandments and Snow White. This is true enough, except that neither one of those properties offered such offbeat casting choices as Billy Barty and Jean Marsh. Executive producer George Lucas has (through the conduit of screenwriter Bob Dolman) added elements of his own Star Wars saga to the stew. The results are generally satisfactory, though the film is sometimes weighed down by too much plot, and the action sequences may not be suitable for very young children.
Super deluxe six disc edition boasts an abundance of material. Disc one features a 2016 remaster (by Andrew Walter at Abbey Road) approved by Charlie Burchill and the second disc gathers 12-inch remixes and instrumentals of the singles, a few of which enjoy their CD debut. Various edits and B-sides can be found on the third CD in the set while disc four features previously unreleased BBC John Peel and Kid Jensen radio sessions, recorded in February and August 1982. All ten tracks on disc five are previously unreleased; made up of alternative mixes and demos and the icing on the cake is the sixth and final disc which is a DVD, featuring Charlie Burchill and Ronald Prent's 5.1 surround sound mix, first released on the now long out-of-print DVD-Audio in 2005. This mix of the album is a unique 'full duration' mix which is different to the standard version. DVD also includes promo videos and a few Top of the Pops performances. Note, this is a DVD-V unlike the DVD-A/V disc from previous Simple Minds box sets.
Collection includes studio albums 1995-2011, 3 compilations and 5 remixes albums by legendary British electronic music duo.
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Cash Call Automated Deductions from CHecking. I followed their protocol yet the have made several attempts to deduct from my checking. I have nothing in checking. I am homeless and out of a job. Yet my bank charges $35 for each transaction Orange California
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I originally took out an urgent loan. Total was $2600. I only needed $1000. So I transferred back $1600 within 1 week. So my debt should have been about $1000. After this I lost my apartment, job. I guess I should have kept the whole amount of the loan. But the interest rate is outrageous. If I had a slightly better credit score the rate would drop significantly. Since I am unable to make a payment, Cash Call calls me approx. 5 times a day. Supervisors belittle me even after I tell them about my situation. I am logding this complaint from a starbucks with free wireless. I guess Cash Call won't be bothering me too much longer since I can't pay my cell phone bill and it is coming due soon. Cash Call might be okay if you are doing a re-finance but if you have so so credit you must avoid these loan sharks at all costs.
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Member Since: September 5, 2012
Country: United States
Years ago, I hacked a WWVB decoder out of a radio shack travel alarm. I was disappointed to discover how difficult it was to find a source for these decoders. I finally gave up and used this to set a rtc: https://www.sparkfun.com/products/13740. I use a MOSFET to power it on, get accurate time in less than 10 seconds, then power it off.
Ardu what now?
One word - Django.
No public wish lists :(


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Dustin McCaulley, Park Ranger
Dustin McCaulley, Park Dark Ranger is the notorius archenemy of Cleaver McGee, White Gremace!
While the White Gremace is taking high tea with the Galaxee's higher terestians, I, Dark Ranger will be ooslurping the World Guvrmement Natchional Treasyurees.
Fear Not, inferior scumbags, when I have control over your piddling rezourses, you will report to me.
I am no longer meer Dustin who can't play football.
I am the Dark Ranger! the White Gremace will buckle beneath my megacannon eye cannons and all will bow to me. Suzi Henshaw will be my bride and we will meet out justice akordingly.
Heed my warnings, Mme. Lily!
Unfortunately, I've already asked you to stop reading your comic books in class, one of the many reasons you can't count them as suitable research. Remember how we talked about the Dark Ranger's subatomic power formula? Please do not use that formula on today's addition quiz.


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Days Gone By part 3Mature
Noman went to bed early, hoping he could get some decent sleep before the nightmares woke him in the morning. He set the stone on a small table near the door and propped his sword against the nightstand, where it would be within easy reach. He lay down, closed his eyes, and let the darkness wash over him.
When his eyes fluttered open again he knew something was wrong. There had been no nightmare, no voice had spoken to him, but he could feel it in his gut. Something wasn't right. He sat up and swung his legs over the side of the bed, trying to figure out what was setting him on edge. The presence of the stone on the table by the door drew his attention. It seemed to watch him from it's perch. He eyed it warily as he got dressed and strapped the sword to his waist. He considered leaving the stone behind, but Tobias had said to keep it with him, so he tucked it into a pouch on his belt.
The feeling of unease grew as Noman stepped out into the hallway. He headed for the kitchens hoping for breakfast, but when he arrived he found them empty, the fires cold. The sun coming through the monastery's windows told him it was past time for morning prayers, but there was always someone in the kitchens. If nothing else they should have been getting ready for lunch.
Breakfast forgotten, hunger overwhelmed by rising worry he could hardly explain, Noman left the kitchens behind and hurried towards the courtyard. With every empty room he passed his pace quickened, until he was running. The door to the courtyard came into view. It was slightly ajar, bright sun peeking through. He hit it with his shoulder at a dead run, barreling through into the courtyard and the bright sunlight beyond. He skidded to a stop, wincing as his eyes adjusted to the change. When he could see again he stood aghast - ravens filled the courtyard, croaking and cawing at one another as they hopped and fluttered about. It took him a moment to realize why there were so many. Bodies littered the courtyard, strewn about in the contorted grip of death. The ravens pecked at the corpses, rending flesh from men that Noman knew as friends and comrades, brother Knights of The Iron Order. The dead men's eyes seemed to stare at him accusingly, and the feelings of unease and worry blossomed into full fledged terror.
Noman's eyes scanned the courtyard for any sign of what had felled his comrades. Slowly, carefully, he drew his sword. The sound of metal scratching against leather seemed unnaturally loud to his ears. It echoed off the stone walls, back and forth across the courtyard, and by the time it faded away every raven had turned it's eyes on him. There was a moment of total silence, then there was a furious riot of cawing and flapping as the ravens took flight, a blizzard of black feathers leaving the courtyard.
When they were gone Noman took two unsteady steps forward, running his free hand through his hair as he tried to understand what had happened. This couldn't be right... somebody would have roused him. The noise of battle, at the very least, should have woken him. He looked around, taking in the scene even as he wanted to squeeze his eyes shut. There were only dead knights here; their opponents had left no corpses. And the bodies... some of them weren't simply slain, but ripped limb from limb.
It was easy to guess what was behind the carnage. "Demons," Noman whispered. "But how... when?" And why was he still alive? His survey of the courtyard led his eyes to the monastery's main gate, smashed open to reveal the road to the village beyond. The village... Noman sprinted to the gates, running as fast as he could until he could see the town below. When it came into view he skidded to a halt, breath ragged. The town was in ruins. Buildings were destroyed, some still smoldering from fire. Bodies littered the street. "No," he said, as if words alone could reverse the tragedy that had taken place, "NO!"
He hefted his sword as if to strike something, but there was no convenient target for his rage. Drawing back he threw the blade as hard as he could. It arced through the air and tumbled to the earth, kicking up a clod of soil where it landed. He stared after it for a second, belatedly realizing that his fit of rage had left him defenseless should any demons remain nearby. He decided he didn't care. Everybody was dead. The Order, the village... Ella. Ella was dead. Rage welled up inside him again, overwhelming despair.
There was a rustle of movement from behind him. Noman spun around to face it, ready to kill a demon with his bare hands if he had to. Instead of a demon, however, he found that the flock of ravens had returned. They flew past him, swirling around him like a storm of curved beaks and razor sharp talons. He turned in a circle, confused but unafraid. At last the flock passed him by, converging on the same spot. He watched in awe as they packed tighter and tighter, individual ravens disappearing into a solid black mass as they all melted into one another. The mass took form and it's outside edges fell away in an avalanche of feathers to reveal a woman. She wore flowing black robes that seemed to have tiny pinpricks of light scattered across it's surface. A decorative brooch was clasped at her shoulder, round and white like a full moon. He skin was pale, her lips ice blue. Radiant emerald eyes looked him over, face framed by flowing locks of hair so black it seemed blue.
"Noman," she said.
"Goddess," he whispered, convinced she could be nothing else. She smiled at him, a cold, deadly smile. It seemed a poor time for him to remember that he served a god who's aspects included death, but Noman found that it didn't bother him all that much. He faced her unafraid, ready to accept her judgement.
"It is a rare mortal that sees me in person," the goddess told him. "Do you know why you have the honor to do so now?"
Noman looked first at Ironclaw and it's broken gate, then to the ruined town at the foot of the hill. "Because I'm dead," he guessed.
"Does that frighten you?"
"We live to die," Noman replied. That was one lesson the Order taught that he'd taken to heart.
"That you do," Airea told him. "But some of you are chosen to live for more."
"More?" Noman asked, still looking over the ruined village. "What more is there?"
"The power to stop this from happening," she said. "The power to stop many worse things than this from happening. If you could have that power, would you take it?"
Noman swallowed, considering his answer. "This doesn't have to happen?" He asked.
He looked back at her, frowning. "Why would you give it to me? What does it matter to a god if one village dies?"
"Changes are coming, Noman," Airea said, looking sad. "This isn't about one village. It's about the whole world, all we've built, everything we love." Noman shook his head, not understanding. "We're leaving, Noman," Airea said. "But I refuse to leave my children to their own devices. Evil is loose in the world, and I will not stand outside looking in while it goes unopposed."
"So," Noman said, "I get to save all of them," he waved a hand towards the village, "And then I get to save the world? Goddess... I'm just one man."
"One man is all I require. You will be a man with a goddess behind him."
He nodded, drawing in a deep breath and slowly letting it out. "Alright. But I know how this works. What's the price?"
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Great actorV 4 Comments
Nighthawks (1981), Victory (1981), Rocky I (1982), First Blood (1982), Rhinestone (1984), Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985), Rocky IV (1985), Cobra (1986), Over the Top (1987), Rambo I (1988), Tango & Cash (1989), Lock Up (1989). - Alexandr
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Conan the Barbarian (1982), The Terminator (1984), Commando (1985), Predator (1987).
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Raw Deal (1986), The Running Man (1987), Red Heat (1988), Twins (1988)
He build the road that others just used to get to the top.
Conan the Barbarian (1982), Conan the Destroyer (1984), The Terminator (1984), Red Sonja (1985), Commando (1985), Raw Deal (1986), Predator (1987), The Running Man (1987), Red Heat (1988), Twins (1988). - Alexandr
With the two terminator movies he achieved the superstar level - MatrixGuy
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I absolutely adored him in back to the future trilogy.
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Um Han Solo and Indiana Jones Starwars and Indian Jones ran the late seventies through eighties - wert225
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[ http://issues.apache.org/jira/browse/DERBY-1297?page=comments#action_12378165 ] Bryan Pendleton commented on DERBY-1297: ---------------------------------------- Perhaps we don't really have to be quite so accurate, but could instead implement a sort of "approximate quota". For example, maybe it would be sufficient to compute the disk space usage periodically, rather than keeping it constantly up to date. This means that, if we went over the quota, we wouldn't notice until the next time that the periodic checker added up our disk space usage, but maybe that would be good enough. For example, what if we computed the total disk space used by a segment, at each checkpoint. We might overrun our disk quota a bit, but only until we hit the next checkpoint, at which point we'd notice that we'd hit the quota, and start failing new allocations. This would, of course, add a bit of overhead to the checkpoint process, but only as much work as it would take to call File.length() on each file in the segment. Don't get too hung up on the "checkpoint" aspect of this suggestion; I'm just trying to note that we could perhaps craft an algorithm that balanced the overhead of enforcing the quota against the accuracy of the quota, and perhaps arrive at something that is good enough for both purposes. > implement a derby specific "disk quota" on the data stored the database. > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Key: DERBY-1297 > URL: http://issues.apache.org/jira/browse/DERBY-1297 > Project: Derby > Type: New Feature > Reporter: Mike Matrigali > Priority: Minor > > Implement some way for users to indicate the amount of disk space in a specific segment of the database. Current derby data files in one database can only reside in a single segment, but it would be good to consider implementation of the storage module which could allow data across multiple segments. In the current implementation Derby just uses the space available in the current seg0 directory until an allocation fails, subsquent attempts to grow the database result in errors for the associate insert or update statement. -- This message is automatically generated by JIRA. - If you think it was sent incorrectly contact one of the administrators: http://issues.apache.org/jira/secure/Administrators.jspa - For more information on JIRA, see: http://www.atlassian.com/software/jira
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|Mobile Navigation
|Itinerary systems
|Malmö, Sweden
Key people
|Tommy Ahlers CEO[1]
|Navigation Software
Wayfinder Systems AB was a wholly owned subsidiary of Vodafone[2] specializing in creating mobile navigation systems for a number of platforms such as Symbian 2nd and 3rd edition, UIQ, Windows Mobile and some other smartphones. An external Bluetooth GPS receiver is required for non GPS enabled phones. On March 12, 2010 it was announced that Vodafone is closing the company and all employees will be let go.[3]
On July 13, 2010 Wayfinder announced[4] that they would open source their software under the BSD 3-clause license.[5][6] Source code for both the server (with import tools for map data from OpenStreetMap) and client software for various phone operating systems (including Android, iPhone and Symbian S60) is available at GitHub.
Wayfinder Navigator is a mobile GPS application that provides turn-by-turn directions through a mobile phone. By downloading pre-loaded maps, Navigator can provide directions and different points of interest without Internet connection.[7]
In May 2008, Wayfinder Navigator was updated to include pre-loaded maps, social networking and map coverage of 150 countries world-wide.[8]
Wayfinder Earth[edit]
Wayfinder Earth is a mobile application that displays a 3D globe. The application contains over 3 million Points of Interest (POIs) including restaurants, train stations, bars, museums, gas stations and hospitals. Another international application, map coverage includes Europe and North America. Wayfinder Earth can set favorites, save address searches and show GPS information such as speed, position and heading as well.[9]
As the maps are downloaded from the internet on the fly so the phone requires a GPRS/UMTS connection. Maps are cached on the phone memory or memorycard. According to the site, maps can even be downloaded from the site and stored on the phone, once you have registered. A half an hour of navigating uses approximately 200 kb of data or only 8 kb in the so-called Guide view.
Wayfinder Active[edit]
Wayfinder Active was a mobile phone GPS application to track physical outdoor activities. The application calculated exercise statistics such as distance, calories burned and altitude info, so that people could set and track specific exercise goals.[10] Through an online community, activeoutdoor.com, people could track and share local routes within the community. The product was discontinued spring 2009.
Speed Cameras[edit]
Wayfinder launched the Wayfinder SpeedAlert application in December 2006. The application runs on Java and Symbian 3rd edition only. It warns the user of 15,000 speed cameras around Europe as well as when exceeded a manually set speed limit.
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- ^ http://oss.wayfinder.com/2010/07/13/welcome-to-vodafone-wayfinder-oss/
- ^ http://oss.wayfinder.com/wiki/
- ^ http://www.vodafone.com/start/media_relations/news/group_press_releases/2010/open_source_wayfinder.html
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- ^ "Wayfinder Active is a way cool GPS app". CNET.
External links[edit]
- Official website
- "Wayfinder Updates Wayfinder Navigator". Locations Magazine. 2008-05-07. Retrieved 2008-05-07.
- "Wayfinder Navigator review". Locations Magazine. 2008-08-21. Retrieved 2008-08-21.
- "A Conversation With Jonas Sellergren, VP Of Innovations For Wayfinder". GPS Obessed. 2008-06-10. Retrieved 2008-06-10.
- "Location is the Ultimate Context: A Review of the Major Developments from Three LBS Conferences in San Francisco - CTIA, SiRF Location Summit & NAVTEQ Connections". Directions Magazine. 2008-10-01. Retrieved 2008-10-01.