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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Inuyasha, and Hush, Hush.
Hi thar! my name is chelsea aka seashell, chibi_wiccan, and something wicca this way comes. oh, and masha. if you're reading this, i suggest you run. fast. now, is there anyone left? well, then enjoy my profile
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1. Kathryn
How did you meet 3?
Would 4 and 7 make a good couple?
Do you love 2?
Have you kissed 1?
How did you meet 4?
Is 5 nice?
Is 7 in a relationship?
Who makes you smile?
Which can you sit with in silence without it being awkward?
When was the last time you saw 4?
Do you see 3 a lot?
Does 6 love you?
Describe 4 in 3 words?
What was the best time you had with 2?
Who is the loudest?
Do you know when 6's birthday is?
Does 1 live close?
Who on your top 7 do you spend the most time with?
Whats your relationship with 6?
Tell us about number 7
How old is the oldest?
How old is the youngest?
How old is 1?
Have you ever been really pissed off at any of them?
Do you love any of them?
Why is #1 in that spot?
2 comes over to your house and tells you they love you, what do you do?
All of the people in your top 7 are in one room, what is going on?
Which one have you known the longest? How long?
Do you/have you ever gone to school with any of them?
Find out if you are more like a girl or guy!
You love hoodies.
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
hmmm... turns out i'm more like a guy.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Taking this quiz. What kind of question is that?
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: hmmmm... Depends on what you mean by bad
Honestly, would you rather watch disney channel or discovery channel?: Disney. Phineas and Ferb is on that channel!
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: My dad.
Honestly are you jealous of someone right now?:Yes, insanely.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: When my ex talks about the girl he cheated on me with.
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: hehehehehehe... yes. It's a nervous habit, just like cracking my knuckles.
Honestly, do you wish you could see someone right now?: Yes. My best friends.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?: Yes.
Can you dance?: pffft! I can't dance for crap.
Can you do a cart wheel?: if by doing a cartwheel you mean sorta twisting around in the air a little before falling on my ass, then yes.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: no but my dad can! :)
Can you whistle?: Not very well.
Can you wiggle your ears? : Nope, and i really don't wanna learn.
Can you roll your tongue?: huh?
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: Yeah. It really freaks out my friends too.
What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?: I don't really know. I'm not mad that often.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: Not that i can think of, no.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Look at the answer to the question above.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Once or twice.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Not really. Not anymore.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Nope. For some reason, songs don't do that to me, but books and movies do.
Do certain movies make you cry?: That one scene in Bolt where Bolt finally finds Penny in the inferno gets me every time.
What makes you the happiest?: A good book. Or a hug from my friends.
Does being with your friends make you happy?: Yes. I love my friends soooooooooo much :)
Do you believe in yourself?: I guess so.
Do you wish you were happier?: Yeah. Life kinda sucks right now... but I know life will get better.
Is being happy overrated?: Heck NO!
Can music make you happy: Yes. It does constantly.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Yes. And I still do.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?: Yes. Almost every day.
Do you hate anyone?: My stpefather
Have you ever been on a hate list?: Yup. And she's on mine
Are you a mean bully?: I don't think so.
Do you hate George Bush?: Hello, who doesnt?!
Do you think you're good looking?: No
Do you wish you could be someone else?: Nope. I love me. :)
Current piercings?: Only in my ears, although i dont wear earrings
Have any tattoos?:No, but I wish! :D
Straight hair or curly?:Eh sorta in the middle
Shirt?:Ummm... yes?
Pants?:(sarcastically) nooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Necklace(s)?:Yup, the one with my ring on it.
Shoes?:Nope! Happily barefoot. -
Hats?:Nope, i don't wear hats... unless it's my Kirara hat.
Hugged someone: No, I live under a rock, and so have no one to hug. OF COURSE I"VE HUGGED SOMEONE!
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Again, I wish...
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: No, thank God.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yep. A few times.
Got in a fight with someone?:hmmm... what do you mean by fight?
Person you talked to in person?:My younger brother.
Person you talked to online?: One of my bestiest friends in the whole wide world.
Person you hugged?: My dad.
Last person you hung out with?: Another of my besties.
Last thing someone said to you?: "Hey Chelsea c'mere!"
Last thing you said out loud?: "What?!"
Do you like surveys?:Depends on the survey.
Do you get along with your parents?: For the most part, as long as I have my cell phone.
Do you have mental breakdowns?: ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooo... (darts around suspiciously)
Current mood: Content. I'm online. :)
Current music: "I Miss You" by Blink 182
Current hair style:Short, down to my shoulders
Current thing I ought to be doing: ... idk...
Current windows open: Fanfiction, Facebook :)
Current desktop picture: A pic of Inuyasha and Kagome cuddling
Did you ever run away from home?:No, but i've thought about it. Numerous times.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?:Once.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Again, once.
Do you like roller coasters?: HELL YES!!
Do you own a bike?: Ya but i don't use it.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Are you kidding me? eating that stuff would be cruel and unusual punishment!
Does your family have family picnics?: No! sooooo happy about that
Have you ever painted your nails?: Got my black nail polish on right now!
How much money do you have on you right now?: none. I = broke
What is the weather outside?: uhh... dark.
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Olive Garden :D
What was the last thing you had to drink?: Milk... sadly.
What was the last movie you watched?: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs :) (giggles) STEVE!
Favorite Quotes:
Nathan: I'm going to tag your house with a 64 pack of crayons, and while I'm at it, I'm going to go steal free coupons for Stater Brothers! (OMG XD those were the days)
Bella: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Bella: So what you... you read minds?
"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."
Jack Sparrow: (looking at all the swords) Who makes all these?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
(Walks over to Commondore)
Jack Sparrow: (Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum) No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Jack Sparrow: (with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man) Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: (to Pintel and Ragetti) Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Marty: Do we have a heading?
(Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order)
Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Will Turner: (during the final battle) Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
NO COOKIES RRRHRHRHHRHR!! -Dane Cook
Officer: Do you have anything to say?
List 12 of your characters from you fandom in no particular order (I actually have two, so to save space, I'll do them both here)
1. Jacob (Inuyasha)
2. Edward (Kagome)
3. Bella (Sesshomaru)
4. Renesmee (Sango)
5. Seth (Kirara)
6. Leah (Miroku)
7. Jasper (Sota)
8. Alice (Kohaku)
9. Emmett (Kikyo)
10. Esme (Kagura)
11. Carlisle (Rin)
12. Mike (Koga)
1. Ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Leah/Carlisle or Miroku/Rin... Carlisle and Leah do not work and Miroku is no pedophile... or is he? O.o
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Renesmee and Sango... ah, you DO realize im straight right?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Mike got Alice pregnant and... Koga and Kohaku?! i dont want to think about it
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Emmett? yeah. Kikyo? i imagine they exist, but i avoid those. hate that bitch
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Edward/Leah is just sick. Kagome/Miroku... i dont want to think about it
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
the twilight couples are frikkin sick. Kirara/Kikyo or Kirara/Kagura id choose Kirara/Kikyo since Kirara isnt human and doesnt really have a partner. And Kikyo gets lonely... even though i hate her
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Jasper walks in on Edward and... Mike...(shudders) i will now slide a steel door over my eyes to prevent that image from entering my brain... and Sota walks in on Kagome and Koga. I suppose he would just be a little freaked.
8. Suggest a title for a Three/Ten fic.
Bella/Esme?!... ok moving on... and Sesshomaru/Kagura. Well i guess for the SxK it could be "Bring Me to Life"
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jacob/Alice... i cant think of any but i bet theyre out there. And... Inuyasha/...Kohaku. FRIK NO!!
10. Make up a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Jasper/Mike... not going there... Sota/Koga is a little more imaginable. Koga, miserable after Kagome rejects him, finds the well and accidentally falls through. When he lands at her shrine and picks up her scent, only to find her little brother, Sota comforts him. RATED K!!
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
For Alice... ah... "Single Ladies" fits her the best, i think. and i got nothing for Kohaku.
12. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Seth and Kirara. Ive read fics with them but not about them.
13. What would happen if Three walked in on Eight and Five having sex?
Bella walked in on Alice and Seth... Oh... My... Gawd. Badness would occur. and Sesshomaru walked in on Kohaku and... Kirara?! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!
14. What might Nine scream at a moment of great passion?
Emmett... probably "ROSALIE!!" and Kikyo... :P i got nothing
15. How emo is Seven?
(laughs hysterically)jasper is SO emo! Sota really isn't though
16. Write a Sexy Ten/Three title
Esme/Bella... once again, not going there. Kagura/Sesshomaru is much easier "Blowing Winds"
17. Write a Romance Four/Eight title.
Renesmee/Esme... pass. Sango... Kohaku... No incest please. O.o
(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Jacob and Jasper are in a happy relationship until Emmett runs off with Renesmee. Jacob, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Carlisle and a brief unhappy affair with Mike, then follows the wise advice of Seth and finds true love with Bella... so Jacob is gay, then finds Bella and realizes he's bi... 0.o... moving on...
Inuyasha and Sota are in a happy relationship until Kikyo runs off with Sango. Inuyasha, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Rin and a brief unhappy affair with Koga, then follows the wise advice of Kirara and finds true love with Sesshomaru... eeeew
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If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-
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If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen and he doesnt have to be a vampire--though that would be awesome...), copy this into your profile.
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror - I bet that's what really throws you into a panic.
I try to take my days one at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once. Usually when I'm eating french fries or peanuts or something else they like.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states
What do you do if you're riding a giraffe and getting chased by a lion? Answer: get your butt off the merry-go-round and whatever else you happen to be on
If the world were a stage, I'd want to be the one operating the trap door.
I'm the type of girl who can watch a hundred horror movies and never get scared, but who will scream at the top of her lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.
Never, ever, ever try to make a grilled cheese in the toaster.
I'm going to live forever or die trying.
When life gives you lemons, you'd better wait for some sugar first or you'll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade
Don't take life too seriously - none of us are going to get out alive, anyways.
Every time someone hands me a brouchure it's like 'hey, mind throwing this away for me?'
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Whoosh!
Needing someone is like needing a parachute: if they're not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
Forget love, I'd rather fall in choclate.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your family belongs to it, and some day you might, too.
95 percent of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas Brothers (Or Miley Cyrus/ Justin Beiber...) were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 percent who brought popcorn and invited friends while yelling "JUMP JUMP JUMP"
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib
Regular lions say ROAARR.
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!
"A day without sunshine is like...you know...night"
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to"
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. They're also the kind that would spend hours upon hours trying to drown a goldfish... but they know i love them
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing, more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us" type of thing
If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you
Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face.. and still know something's wrong.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."
"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
'I'll protect my friends because I know they're worth protecting.'
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball makes a big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
"He who laughs last didn't get it. He who laughs first has the most perverted mind."
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems?
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like. When life gives you people you don't like, push them off bridges.
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
I ran with scissors, and lived!
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
The worst time to have a heart attack is when you're playing charades. No one will believe you.
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Some people are alive today simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence... because of something that happened yesterday.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Two men walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
RAWR! I ate my eraser! -cough-
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken.
Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!
"The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me."
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done
(this is hilarious)
Man: Girl, you must be a thief because you stole my heart.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: So... Your a girl huh?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (whats funny is that i would do half of this crap for my bff's)
FRIENDS will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS kidnap him and bring him to you.
FRIENDS will ask if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS give you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS take yours and shout, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS will help you with your drug problem. BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you.
FRIENDS hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS are probably the reason they are after you in the first place
FRIENDS let you make an idiot of yourself in public. BEST FRIENDS are up there with you making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS will help you learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
FRIENDS will watch your pets when you go away. BEST FRIENDS won't let you go away
FRIENDS will go to a concert with you. BEST FRIENDS will kidnap the band with you.
FRIENDS will help you move. BEST FRIENDS will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS help themselves... and are the reason why you have no food...
FRIENDS call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa GRAMPS!
FRIENDS have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS ask you for your number. BEST FRIEND asks you for their number (read that carefully)
FRIENDS borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
FRIENDS will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS will kick the whole crowds ass for leaving you
FRIENDS knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS you have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS already know not to tell.
FRIENDS will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS are for life.
FRIENDS would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS will repost this crap. ( love ya kappy... and anyone else from geeksquad who happens to look at this)
We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you
One for the Girls!!
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! (the best are bold)
WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY (once again, the best are bold)
(In an elevator)
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
(at work)
(random places)
UNANSWERED PONDERINGS!! (best are bold)
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
I stroke your cold cheek,
A Dads Poem (this made me so sad)
Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back,
for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently,
anxious in their seats.
one by one the teacher called a student from the class.
To introduce their daddy,
as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name,
every child turned to stare.
each of them was searching,
for a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back,
she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her,
she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher,
who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back,
slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here,
because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
and how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories,
he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him.
I'm not standing here alone.
Cause my daddy's always with me,
even though we are apart,
I know because he told me,
he'll forever be in my heart"
With that,
her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat,
beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,
her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down,
staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much,
he's my shining star.
And if he could,
he'd be here,
but heaven's just too far.
You see,
he was a fireman,
and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes,
it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes,
and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement,
she witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children,
all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them,
who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy,"
to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it,
for each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed,
if only for a moment,
by the love of her shining star.
And given the gift of believing,
that heaven is never too far.
'They' say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.
Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
So sweet, please don't break! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
This chain started in 2002.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are supposed to repost this.
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour)
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
Girl: She gives him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
Holdin Hands-
Loving each other-
Laying below the stars-
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think this is cute.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
17 signs that you are falling in love
Now repost this as '17 sings ur falling in love' and somethind AWESOME will happen 2 u!!
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Springfield crew up 34 spots; car firm boosts 3
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By IVES GALARCEP
Landon Donovan' will rejoin the Los Angeles Galaxy in late March, the Galaxy announced on Sunday.
Donovan and the Galaxy reached an agreement to let Donovan extend his time away from the team, and now he won't return to training until late March.
"After a series of collaborative discussions between Landon, his representative and our key club leaders, we have agreed to allow Landon to remain on an extended leave of absence and return to training with the team during the final week of March," Galaxy General Manager and Head Coach Bruce Arena said in a team-issued statement. "We understand this arrangement is not ideal, but we are confident it will allow Landon the time he needs to be both mentally and physically prepared for the upcoming season. We remain focused on our preparation for the start of the 2013 season and look forward to Landon rejoining us next month."
Donovan's late return rules him out for the U.S. Men's National Team's upcoming March qualifiers vs. Costa Rica and Mexico, and will also force the Galaxy to start the 2013 season without him.
Donovan will miss the Galaxy's first four MLS matches, as well as the team's CONCACAF Champions League quarterfinal series vs. Costa Rican side Herediano.
While the news is good news for the Galaxy considering there was at least some fear that Donovan might retire altogether, the latest update is bad news for the U.S. national team, which could use his services for the upcoming qualifiers in March.
What do you think of tis development? Happy to hear he's coming back to the Galaxy? Disappointed he won't be back for the March qualifiers?
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If there really is "more to this story" as many have speculated – and I'm not convinced there is – I think it's more likely Landon is contemplating his own Robbie Rogers-type announcement. If so and he resumed playing, how great it would be for the sport (and professional sports in general). That said, I don't think this is the case. But I do think it's the most likely of the "something else is up" scenarios. Just sayin.'
When is Frank Lampard going to sign?
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Probably this summer, if at all. I think pre-signings are disruptive for the team losing the player. The fairest thing to CFC and its fans would be to play out his deal and see how the season finishes up. Once the EPL finish is pretty set, announce his move with a few weeks left so the fans can pay tribute. Like Nelsen did.
I think the Beckham approach is tacky. Being open about how I'm signing early for team y but finishing the season with team x makes it all feel mercenary for both sides. I think it also is risky for team y because they can, as with Beckham, be signing a player who's hurt by the time he arrives. You've then set up a whole hype machine the player can't deliver on. Beckham did eventually achieve some MLS success but the disconnect between the hype and his initial physical state meant that the marketing was out of phase with his actual play. By the time he was part of a good team the interest level and marketing had faded. You might be better off hyping the player once he's there and healthy.
And then if Lampard doesn't sign I'll be interested to see if Gonzo gets the DP spot and the money. Or if they move to Kaka or another attacker.
The Imperative Voice
Since he is returning to soccer, and did not officially retire from international soccer, the door is open a smidge. But he committed himself to nothing internationally. So we'll see. Time being they need to work on their wing players because even if he comes back to the USA at his age the clock is ticking. You don't want to replicate the transitional issues at back for the USA, where the O30s age issues are hitting us at the worst time.
Age issues are irrelevant at this point.
The US needs about 18 months out of him, less if you are only worried about qualifying.
If he can't do that then he may as well stay out.
Texas Hammer
Sh*t or get off the pot Landycakes. Has he worked long and hard? Sure. I'll give credit where credit is due. However Donovan never reached his full potential, and it's because he didn't want to venture too far out of his comfort zone. Yes, I'm not a professional soccer player, but let's face it, he's a bit soft.
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Mercedes Peón, who was born in La Coruña (Galicia) in 1967, has dedicated many years to recovering traditional music in her native Galicia and to teaching it in town schools and cultural associations. She has pioneered the formation of various female groups of singers and tambourine players.
Peón has also fronted several prestigious musical bands in Galicia and hosted a section about early Galician music on the local TV show Luar (Homeland).
As a music researcher, she published a book by installments entitled Raiceiras (Roots women) which contains part of her field work in collecting songs. Peón has lectured on Galician folk music throughout the world and has received numerous awards for her teaching and her dedication to preserving the Galician tradition. "Ever since I was fortunate enough to fall In love with the songs of the people of Imense (a small town on the Galician "Death Coast"), I have spent years searching for those tunes that only the eldest among us can still remember, because, much as we may regret it, over these last generations the oral transmission chain has been broken, both here and In most of the world."
The multi-talented artist runs a record label called Discotrompo that promotes Galician traditional and folk music. Peón has also organized several festivals, among them the traditional music festival for the Federation of European Cultural Associations and another called "Galicia Terra Unica".
As a performer, as well as an accomplished singer she is also a master of Galician bagpipes and of several traditional percussion instruments. Peón was awarded the special jury award in the Cídade Vella festival in Santiago de Compostela, the prize for the best performer of voice and bagpipes at the Santiago de Compostela Folk Days, and the Macallan award for Galician pipers at Lorient's Festival Interceltique.


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"Cosette," echoed a voice; interrupting her work.
"Ah, Fils de pute!" she winced in pain, and threw the knife on the counter after pricking her finger. She cursed even more, though used words far more uncommon to Alfeo, and words likely more crude. She gripped the tip of it like a vice, and watched the blood bubble to the surface of the cut. She hadn't cut off the digit, but it was quite deep to bleed so profusely.
"I'm sorry, mademoiselle," the man apologised in French.
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"Merde!" Cosette swore again.
In addition to cooking for a despicable creep like Linden Murray, she now had to cook for ten extra people over the course of the week-end. And all on her own. It was more than enough to drive Cosette up the wall. Then enter a man who tip-toed around the house frequently, soundlessly. Always moving around so quietly, startling her on a daily basis—
Cosette took a deep breath. Inhaled… and exhaled. In... and out.
"Il n'est pas M. Murray…" she chanted, "Il n'est pas M. Murray… " It was her new mantra. And already, her face didn't feel as flush, and the flow of blood had almost stopped, by her estimation. It had begun to clot. Then a solution of saline, a plaster over her injury, and she was back in business.
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Here's a delightful little clip that examines the meaning and roots of Hava Nagila as mythic folk tune, originally a wordless nigun of the Sadagora Hasidim, and reality as an artful 20th century pop-composition by seminal musicologist Avraham Zvi Idelson that somehow crept under our skin and into our consciousness until hardly anybody remembers anymore that it really is a 20th century composition. Which, alert readers recall, is what we call the Folk Process.
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Fool me once and the next time I won't be.
No, that's not the saying.
Is it: You can't fool me a second time after being fooled that first time?
No, that's not how it goes.
Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis, can you help me out?
"A blind cat will find a meal every once in a while," Lewis said on Wednesday.
Well, I never said anything about felines with impaired vision, but we'll go with that for now.
On Sunday, Baltimore visits Cleveland for the second and final meeting between the AFC North foes. On Sept. 26 in the land of crab cakes, the Ravens beat the Browns 24-17, but not before Peyton Hillis ran for 144 yards on 22 carries and one touchdown. Hillis was the first Browns running back to reach the 100-yard plateau against the Ravens.
"We blocked well up front," Mangini said. "We blocked well with the tight ends, with the fullback and Peyton ran the ball well. There's a way that you have to do it to be successful and I thought collectively we did a good job of that."
Now, what was I trying to say about being fooled? Former president George W. Bush, can you help me out?
"There's an old saying in Tennessee," said Bush on Sept. 17, 2002. "I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] — shame on you. Fool me — [pauses] — You can't get fooled again."
Well, that's not it, but I think we're getting closer.
When it comes to Hillis repeating his 144-yard performance this Sunday, Lewis isn't planning on it.
"We understand the two big runs that we gave up against them and things like that," Lewis said. "To be our team's leader, it won't happen again. So I hope they understand that."
Wait, I got it!
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Hillis hasn't been able to fool many teams lately. He has rushed for more than 100 yards in only two of the team's last six games. Last week at Cincinnati, Hillis had 59 yards on 14 carries. He had 102 yards on 27 carries in the first meeting. Mangini does not think Hillis is wearing down, but entering Sunday Hillis has 252 carries. His previous high was 68 carries his rookie season in 2008.
At the same time the Browns have had trouble establishing the run, the Browns have had trouble defending the run. Cincinnati's Cedric Benson gashed the Browns last week for 150 yards and two weeks ago Buffalo's Fred Jackson went for 112.
Another year, another strong performance by Baltimore's run defense. The Ravens are ranked fifth in the league allowing 93.6 yards rushing per game.
Offensively, Baltimore's run game emerged in last week's 30-24 win over New Orleans. Ray Rice had only his second 100-yard game of the season at home against the Saints, as he collected 153 yards on 31 carries with a touchdown. Although Rice has not had big games, in the first meeting with Cleveland he had 80 yards on 15 carries (5.3 yards per carry average).
"Ray Rice is outstanding, but what we need to do is we need to play with the proper fits, we need to play with the proper technique and we need to tackle when we have the opportunity to tackle," Mangini said. "The issue is, just like with running the ball, it's usually blocking, the technique of blocking, leverage and angles and things like that. Defensively, it's the same thing. It's how you fit the blocks, how you read the plays, it's when you have the chance to tackle, tackling and it's being consistently physical. Those are the answers."
And so it is another season winds down with the Browns in position to play the spoiler role. Baltimore and Pittsburgh, who both enter Week 16 at 10-4 overall, come to Cleveland the next two Sundays. A playoff berth is all but assured for them, but the Browns can send their division rivals into to the playoffs with a fresh 'L.'
"There's no game that you can go into with the expectation of showing up and expecting the other team to not give it their best shot," Mangini said. "It's part of the progression throughout the course of the season."
It has been three seasons since the Browns beat the Ravens. The last win against Baltimore came on Nov. 18, 2007, as Phil Dawson's field goal forced overtime where Cleveland won 33-30. The Browns swept the Ravens that season. It has been five consecutive losses since.