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Beach villa with 3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom and swimming pool in Nissi Beach, Cyprus
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The villa is located just a short stroll from the Beautiful Nissi beach and the Popular Hotels of Adams Beach Hotel, Nissi Beach Hotels and the Aenias Hotel are just a few minutes walk from your.....
The villa is located just a short stroll from the Beautiful Nissi beach and the Popular Hotels of Adams Beach Hotel, Nissi Beach Hotels and the Aenias Hotel are just a few minutes walk from your villa, an ideal location should you have a wedding planned Nissi Golden sands is a very popular complex and is generally a quiet area, yet you are only a short taxi ride from the vibrant & lively resort of Ayia Napa itself . Here you can party the night away or try some of the many excellent restaurants that Ayia Napa has to offer choosing,Thai, Japanese, Mexican and of course Cypriot cuisine in fact you will be spoilt for choice.
The villa benefits from its own 8m x 4m private pool which has a shallow end perfect for the children. With two double bedrooms and one twin bedroom the villa is ideal for families, responsible adults and wedding parties with plenty in the surrounding area to see and do during your stay.
Beautifully and stylishly decorated by the owners with a very modern and contemporary feel.
You will have contact details of an English speaking representative to help or assist you during your stay with us.
All bed linen and towels will be provided, but please make sure you bring your own beach / pool towels. Travel cots and high chairs can be hired through your local representatives.
NOTE: Maximum occupancy is 6 but we can allow room for 2 extra infants (under 2 years) in a cot (extra €30 per week each)
The nearest airport to Villa Apollo is Larnaca International with many airlines flying direct from the UK, Russia, Germany and more. Check www.skyscanner.co.uk to find a flight.
We can arrange for items to be in the villa for your arrival such as highchairs, pushchairs, cots, nappies, babyfood, etc. This saves you bringing your own and saves the stress. Contact us for more information
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The owner requests that only mixed groups of over 21's are permitted to book Villa Apollo. The prices shown are subject to change at anytime before booking. The weekly rates are excluding booking fee's. We do request that you also pay a non-refundable damage waiver of just €40 which covers you for any accidental damage up to the value of €400.
This villa has 14 verified reviews.
12 out of 14 people recommend staying here
The villa was amazing. Villa and pool very clean. Excellent location. Never met Chris himself but he was only a phone call or text away if we needed any help or information. Organised taxi to and from airport which took stress away from us. Would highly recommend staying here. 5 minute walk down nissi beach and few shops close by also. Beds were very comfy. 5stars. If we're ever back in ayia Napa will definitely use again.
2nd time at the villa for use still as good as ever , chris is always on hand to answer your question .
i would recommend villa Apollo to every one clean and comfortable home from home .
Absolutely love this place , returning to Cyprus for our wedding anniversary and stayed in this villa . for the 2nd time love the fact your central to everything , my grandchildren loved the pool and was lovely to sit and watch them from the sheltered patio area , would sit out on a morning and have breakfast , in fact we had family over for meals and BQ ( they were staying in the apartments) made such a good choice us staying in villa . Chris is lovely very accommodating came cleaned the pool , popped in and natteted to us a few times and very easy to get in touch with always replys to emails / text so communication excellent . Minor hiccup with transfers picking us up from airport but Chris so apologetic and return transfer home was given free of charge , as well as given us a late check out saving us a lot of money so really pleased with that . Thank you so much we will see you again in another year or two love the place . Beautiful villa
Had a really nice stay here the property was so clean and spacious. Facilities were great and the pool and garden area were nice and well kept. Would defenitly come stay here again.
Upon arrival we were extremely shocked as the villa is advertised as luxury.
The villa is in need of a total refurbishment as most of the contents are either shabby or missing from the images shown on various websites.
No information available in the villa how to locate or use the safe or the wifi.
Advertised with a marble staircase which is actually only ceramic tiles.
The images must be about 6/7 years old.
The dining area is not air conditioned, even though it states that the villa is fully air conditioned.
The dining room chairs are in need of repair as is one of the sofas.
The utensils in the kitchen were all scratched, the crockery chipped or cracked and there was a miss mass of glasses including only one wine glass.
The bed linen was in need of replacement as it was well used, we had a linen change after 7 days with a tear in a sheet.(was replaced )
The shower screen is covered with a tatty curtain as the screen leaks resulting in a very wet and dangerous bathroom.
The water pressure is very low and you would expect a pressurised system on a luxury property.
Outside dining is covered by foliage with a mixture of chairs , one even dangerous !
The pool area and the pool itself were top class , but it was only cleaned once in two weeks whereby as most pools are cleaned twice a week.
The local agent did provide 6 wine glasses and some new cooking utensils but the owners would not respond directly with ourselves, choosing to only communicate via the agent.
Feel the owners lack professionalism by not responding directly with our complaint.
Asked for a copy of the owners reply but the agent wouldn't copy ourselves in.
Maybe he did not forward it to the owners.
We advised 16 problems but only 3 were solved, stating that the other problems could not be solved until we vacated the property.
Does this mean repairs cannot be executed whilst it is occupied.
Perfect, villa was clean and nicely kept, air conditioning was top notch. Pool was checked and cleaned while we were there. Chris arranged our airport transfers and everything went smoothly . Quiet complex, shops, bars and restaurants 5 min walk. Nissi beach also a 5
Min walk. 10 euros in taxi to main strip. Would definitely use again if I returned to ayia Napa. Communication with Chris from 1st enquiry to departure was excellent
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Outside this villa in Nissi Beach, CyprusThis villa is in a quiet area near the beach. It has a pool, a balcony, a barbecue, outside lighting and a garden. Car hire is not necessary as the villa is less than a 15 minute walk to a large selection of shops, bars, restaurants; however parking is available if required.
Prices and availability
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Changeover days and minimum stays
- 1 November 2017 - 31 March 2018: the minimum stay is 28 nights.
Late booking discounts
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- Receive 20% off if the booking is made within 3 weeks of the arrival date.
- Receive 30% off if the booking is made within 2 weeks of the arrival date.
- Receive 40% off if the booking is made within 1 week of the arrival date.
If more than one discount matches your arrival date, please be aware that only one discount of the highest amount will be applied to your booking.
Non-Refundable Damage Waiver - €5 Per Night - Covers up to €400 of accidental damage
£4.31 per night, paid with booking
Travel Cot
£21.53 per week, paid locally
Stair Gate
£17.22 per week, paid locally
Return Airport Transfer - Larnaca (5-6 passengers)
£111.95 per booking if there are more than 4 people, paid locally
Return Airport Transfer - Larnaca (1-4 passengers)
£77.51 per booking if there are more than 1 people, paid locally
Welcome Pack - Water, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Sugar, Biscuits, Orange Juice, Bread, Butter & Jam
£21.53 per booking, paid locally
High Chair
£12.92 per week, paid locally
Return Airport Transfer - Larnaca (7-8 passengers)
£146.40 per booking if there are more than 6 people, paid locally
3 bedrooms, Sleeps 7:
- 1 double bed
- 1 double bed
- 2 single beds
There is also 2 cots
1 bathroom, 1 Separate WC
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Private pool, Size 8m x 4m
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British officials said the declarations were "a significant step" in the wake of last month's conflict in Lebanon and Gaza. They had not been choreographed ahead of Mr Blair's visit to the Middle East.
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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.
Hi I'm Ria Quean. (My pen name) (Real name I will tell you when I am famous)
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I'm 15.
I'm 5'7 tall
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Please ignore my country sign. I am from Guernsey, Channel Islands (They're a bit like Northern Ireland as in we're British but we're not English. Although we are actually closer to France than Brittan, but whatever!)
For all those who think Quean is spelt Queen. Quean is an Old English word for She-cat.
I like: Writing, acting, reading, singing, dancing, swimming, breathing...
My fav colour: Emerald Green.
My fav books: Anything that isn't depressing or boring I like. (Redwall, Twilight, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, I Am Number Four, Lion Boy, Halo, Lee Raven, Castaways Of The Flying Dutchman, The Exiles, Dog Friday, Saffy's Angel, One Whole And Perfect Day Airhead,Mediator, 1-800-Where-R-You,Tommy Sullivan's A Freak,How To Be Popular, Teen Idol, Princess Diary's, Pride and Prejudice. etc...etc..)
My fav films : Ditto (Letters To Juliet, Overboard, While You Were Sleeping, Stardust, Knight And Day, The Tourist, Shes The Man, Lord Of The Rings, Pirates Of The Caribbean, French Kiss, Princess Diary's, Race To Witch Mountain, Flipper,Fools Gold, Enchanted, Just Like Heaven, Cool Runnings, Uncle Buck,Pride and Prejudice. etc...etc...)
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I amthe girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books (See fav books), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
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O.C.D.! Obsessed. Cullen. Disorder.
~Twilight Oath~
I have been diagnosed
You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
-There's a thunderstorm going on and you scream, "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!"
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, "Hi Athena!"
-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda…
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address.
-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
-You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-Recite lines randomly from the books.
-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
-When someone mentions the name Percy you scream "JACKSON!"
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .
-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
-You give all your siblings god parents
-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
-You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
-You still think Thuke could happen.
-You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
-You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
-Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
-You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)
-You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
-You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
-When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
-You go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.
-You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
-You curse out the gods when something bad happens.
-You swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.
-You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
-You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in New York.
-You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and say that you need to go with him.
-You look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
-You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
-Everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon
-Everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.
-You talk about them nonstop.
-You're in a running/swimming race and you're praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
-You're on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
-You're in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air.
-You go to Aunty Em's and say you're camera shy.
-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
-You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)
-You bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
-When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
-You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies
-Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
-You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
-You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test.
-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
-You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
-When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
-You cried when you finished TLO
-You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth
-Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
-You're in love with a fictional character
-You and your BFF call yourselves Greeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
-You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series
-You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
-If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff
-You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
-You yell "Burrito Fight!" whenever you're in a Mexican restaurant.
-You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn't have a tail.
-You know which pages the good parts are on.
-You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
-You started calling your dog Mrs. O'Leary.
-You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
-You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
-You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
-You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
-You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you're supposed to be taking notes.
-You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
-You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
-Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
-You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
-You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven't read it.
-The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?"
-On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
-You yell "Mizzenmast!" whenever you enter a boat.
-You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
-You know PJO better then most sane people
-You have links to every great PJO site
-You add things to the list every day
-You know what you would do if you were Percy
-You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
-At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
-You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work
-For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
-Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
-You are trying to learn Greek
-You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
-Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.
-You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
-You have an instant crush on Nico!
-You just have to research more about Greek Mythology
-You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
-You want to learn Latin
-You copy/paste this onto your profile
-About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
-You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
-You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
-Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
-A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
-You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess
-You're nodding and smiling when you read this
-You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
-You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism!
The Percy Jackson Oath:
Artemis Fowl Oath
I promise to remember Artemis
When I see a boy in front of a computer screen
I promise to remember Holly
When I see a rebel girl
I promise to remember Root
When I see a grumpy commander
I promise to remember Butler
When I see a giant
I promise to remember Trouble
When I see some one devil-may-care
I promise to remember Juliet
When I watch wrestling
Yes I promise to love Artemis Fowl
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Fairy lovers know!
X You love hoodies.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
50 Things You Didn't Know About Me Until You Read This!
Yes but I don't write in it often.
All the time!
7 or 8.
The boy I love.
YES! Only if they want to though.
A bread roll.
Emerald green.
My friend Annie.
I copied this of someone who put me on author alerts... YUP!
Ginger beer or whiskey (I tend not to have a lot of the later).
Happy ending.
The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader.
Summer...and winter...but more summer
If you could trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why?
I wouldn't. I don't need to. I will be one.
If you could choose a movie to watch ever again, what would they be?
Pride and Prejudice and many others.
If someone told you had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those 9 minutes?
I would find the boy I love and make-out with him.
Describe your dream house.
Big. Very big. Big garden too. Also big swimming pool. Everything very big. Big.
What are your worst habits?
Itching my nose with my tongue...Don't ask!
Describe the saddest day of your life.
When something sad happens to me I don't feel sad. I feel nothing. Just numb. I wouldn't know.
What is your biggest regret?
Going on Facebook. Now my Internet access is restricted.
If you could choose only one music CD to ever listen to again, what would it be?
At the moment...Ria's Music Compilation Of All Music.
If you went to a beach and it turned out to be a nude beach, would you stay and go swimming? Would you swim nude?
Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Yup. purple fishnets. Again don't ask.
What was the last thing you had to drink?
Orange juice.
What is the last thing you said aloud?
"I am saying something out-loud".
Name some people who made you smile today:
No people...My dogs however... Spider, Raymond, Grace, Luca
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Slumped on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
You can help people not miss
The story I have to share
And it will sicken me to the soul,
If you read this
and don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Story
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Facts of Life
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil!
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.
I'm awesome. Agree or die.
An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences
Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.
You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone
I want to die like my grandmother died- asleep and at peace...not screaming like the passengers in her car.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!"
Suicide is like telling God you cant fire me, I quit
They laugh at me because I'm different I laugh at them because there all the same
Don't knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and run! He hates that
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"
You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
He who laughs last didn't get it
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter
"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." -Dr Seuss
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
"Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself."
"Everything will be ok in the end and if it's not ok, it's not the end."
"You'll never leave where you are until you decide where you want to be."
"Take away love, and our earth is a tomb." -Robert Browning
Life sucks-Get over it!
Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.
Comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Be afraid! Be very afraid..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: May not last.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you don't peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about the issue, so I propose this compromise: you may come to the door with you underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the courses of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier Method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and only word I need you to say on this subject is 'early'.
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The Following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter. Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough too induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, mid-driff t shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater and a goose-parka, zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided: movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk's homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shot gun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of our car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a nice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as a wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face in the window is mine.
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10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen:
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9.Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the "s". When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the "q" is silent.
8.Ask if blonde's really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!"
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the "depressed" Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7.Spell his name with two "a"'s (Jaspar) and call him JasparCullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, "The power of Christ compels you!".
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice's room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout "Sir, yes sir!" and salute, army style.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:
10. Sing "Discovery Channel" by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Hot-wire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with "Bite me, Edward."
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with "What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?"
3.Tell him his hair isn't bronze, it's ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he's a ranga.
2.Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1.Take his silver cell phone and change the ring-tone to "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.
10 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen:
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6.Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquire as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles
And the Number One way to annoy Emmet Cullen?
1.When he denies the above-to claims, respond with "That's not what Rosalie saaaaaid!"
10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen:
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to "Jump for them."
9. Tell her if she were just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7.ask her what the answer to NR. 7 is
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan "I'm melting."
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4.When she gets a vision, ask if her "spidey senses" are tingling
3. Trip her and ask her if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1.E-mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10 ways to annoy Bella Swan:
10. Ask about Eric.
9. Ask about Mike.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the white pages she looked for fake fan boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4.Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her... happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong and, she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know the real reason she married Edward- the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Video tape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her "Ice Queen" behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with "Whatever, bimbo."
7. Claim that being a human ain't so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with "Whatever, bimbo."
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn't go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie's ugly face.
3.Call her "Hoe-salie" at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1.Steal her silver cell phone and change the ring-tone to "Roxanne" by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen:
10.Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7.Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as "Nurse Naughty" in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him "Doctor Dreamy"
6.Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or pedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming it's a caramel milkshake.
4.Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle's shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.
3.Ask if she likes Carlisle's cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an "uncultured swine" and storm off.
2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can't answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.
And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?
1.Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black:
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7.Ask him if he has RSVP-ed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn't find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
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Odisha SCERT D.EI Ed Admit Card 2016
Odisha State Council of Educational Research and Training, Bhuwneshwar is going to conduct the Directorate of Teacher Education (D.EI Ed) Entrance Examination in the first week of August 2016. Before that the applied candidates need to check Odisha SCERT D.EI Ed Admit Card 2016 after Download Call Letter through its official website.
A huge no of candidates has applied for the D.EI Ed (Directorate of Teacher Education) Entrance Examination and waiting for the Odisha SCERT D.EI Ed Admit Card 2016 so they get to know all the important details related to the Exam. As per the latest notification, the Admit Card will be published in the mid of July by the department.
Earlier Odisha SCERT has disclosed the exam notification for recruiting the teachers in which plenty no of applicants has applied by filling the online application form. After the process of application form was finished by the department, now they soon released the Hall Ticket for the Entrance Examination through its official website.
Exam Conduct by: Odisha State Council of Educational Research and Training, Bhuwneshwar
Name of the Exam: the Directorate of Teacher Education Entrance Examination
Date of Exam: In the First Week of August 2016
Tentative Date of Hall Ticket: Available
Link: www.scertodisha.nic.in
Odisha SCERT D.EI Ed Call Letter 2016
All those candidates who has applied for the Recruitment Examination and keen for looking their Odisha SCERT D.EI Ed Call Letter 2016, so they have to wait for some time because the department will released the call letter in the second or third week of July. The exact date of declaration is not yet announced by them.
As applicants known very well that this exam is very hard to crack so please don't waste your time and we advised to each and every applicant, just focus on preparation and try to crack this examination. Whenever we get any notification, related to the admit card news we soon update here on this same page so keep in touch with us and do better preparation for examination.
Steps to Download Odisha SCERT D.EI Ed Admit Card 2016
- Firstly applicants have to move on the official website.
- Go to the Carrier section which is well stated on the home page.
- Then select the Latest notification link and click on it.
- Now input some details like registration no, date of birth etc.
- Check your details once again very carefully and then press on submit button.
- Hall Ticket is generated on the screen.
- Downloaded it and take 2 copies of print out.
- Keep it safe for exam use.
Important Link:
To download Admit Card through Official Link