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Your fine!
We used to store lots of fuel for our race cars back in the day! Ok 15 years ago
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Just purchased a very large generator for power outages. I have a friend who is an electrician, and he is going to hook it up so when power goes out, i can run most of house from it. Question is, it may use up to 10 gallons of gasoline/day, so i need to store quite a bit of fuel. Is is safe to store up to (ten) 5 gallon plastic red cans of gas in detached garage? I plan on using fuel stabilizer to keep it fresh. I usually have two of them out there, but my Dad is telling me storing large quantities of gas is unsafe. It is a three car garage, and has two windows for good ventilation. I dont see how storing ten containers is any more dangerous than 2? Also, is there a larger container that i should be looking into that is better? 5 gallon gas cans run around $17 each, so it will add up quickly. thanks. bunker
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Your fine!
We used to store lots of fuel for our race cars back in the day! Ok 15 years ago
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Yes, you'll be fine storing the gas that way. It would be good to even use that gas in your cars every once in a while and then refill the cans for your generator. Even using the stabilizer, it would be good to rotate stock periodically (I'm thinking of every 2-3 months if you haven't used it).
Don't forget that you have mobile gas storage devices in your garage already. If push comes to shove, I'll take cars out of service and pull from their tanks. That should buy you at least a day and a half.
You should be fine. Just make sure it is well ventilated. Also if it gets hot in there, make sure to relieve some pressure on the cans. I would also stop by your local fire department and let them know what you have there.
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Rotate cans into cars. Modern gas doesn't keep well. Even with stabil.
Do you have any petroleum distributors in your area? I'd look into having a couple of 55 gallon drums delivered. I had a drum of kerosen delivered and there was no charge for the drum it self. $20 per container adds up quick. Store any container off the ground ( on a pallet ) to reduce condensation and cycle the gas in your vehicles every couple of months.
Although it may realistically be safe, your local fire marshal and building codes may suggest otherwise. You need to inquire about these; if the worst was to happen and you were not in compliance with local codes, your insurance company would probably not pay for your loss. Just something you need to consider.
Gasoline vapors are heavier than air, so unless your garage windows are mounted at ground level, the mere presence of windows does not imply adequate ventilation.
Not to give you buyer's remorse, but fuel storage is a major reason why large standby generators are commonly fueled with LP gas or Diesel. One of the tradeoffs is between availability of fuel and safety of fuel storage.
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I have stored gas in tightly-capped 5-gal plastic gas cans for up 4-months or so without using any stabilizer. With all the additives the refineries add to gas now days I personally don't think you need to add another one. I have never had any problems. They store gas for months at a time sometimes before it is delivered to the pumps.
Just keep it capped tight, out of direct sunlight, in a cool place, inspect your cans for leaks and blotting, and keep them far away from sparks and open flames. It's not so much the liquid gas itself but the fumes that are more volatile to sparks, flame, and cause an explosion. If a closed in area becomes too engulfed with any type of flammable gas fumes, simply flicking on a light switch can spark an explosion.
After 4-months or so, what-ever is left in my gas cans. I put it in my vehicles and fill it with a fresh supply. I put a piece of blue painters tape on the can and mark the date I filled it to keep track of time.
As for owning and maintaining a gasoline fueled generator:
Put a tag on it with the dated of the last time you ran it. Put about a qt of gas in it and start it every 4 to 6 weeks and let it run till the gas runs out. If you do not let it run out of gas, there's a good chance it will not start if you let it sit for too long with gas in the tank and the lines.
I don't care what additives you add to your fuel, letting it sit for TOO LONG with fuel in the lines and tank will dissolve the plasticizers in the lines and some of the parts, and WILL cause premature deterioration of those parts. AND the fuel supply will become tainted with those byproducts and WILL ruin and clog delicate parts.
With a bunch of vehicles and power equipment I go cheap on fuel stabilizer. The active ingredient in most brands is BHT (butyl-hydroxytoulene) , the food stabilizer available at the organic food store in town. Four tablespoons treats 20 gallons. It doesn't do much to protect pastics and rubber from long term exposure to the ethanol in gas or the fatty acids in bio-diesel, but I don't know of anything that does.
Definately go extreme on the fire safety, the vapor from a tiny leak can make big trouble.
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If you don't already have an inline shut-off on your generator install one so when you shut it off turn the gas off to the carb & run it dry. The reverse when you re-start it. Starts a lot easier & saves carb troubles.
With the alcohol additive these days, gasoline tends to collect water. I found out the hard way with my boat. Even with fuel stabilizer added, you'll want to use that gas every couple of months and refill. When you need gas for the car, dump your stored gas in the car and go top off the tank and refuel your cans.
As for storage, as long as there's not source of ignition (electrical motors running, gas pilot lights, etc.) and the gas cans are sealed, there should be no problems. Some municipalities may have an ordinance on how much gas can be stored and how. Check. If you open teh doors and smell gas--check!
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would probably build an outdoor storage shed with LOTS OF VENTILATION. just saying.....


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The players are all in town, no doubt extremely excited as well as nervous, though they will all be walking away with a nice sum of money no matter where they finish. They will all want to win though, if not for the money, for the prestige that comes with being a Main Event bracelet holder.
A word of warning though, the WSOP has advised players to avoid the official Twitter account of the WSOP if you are planning on watching it. They will be providing regular updates which would surely spoil your fun when you go to watch.
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North Carolina Eviction Laws
The foundation of the North Carolina Landlord Tenant and Eviction Laws are found in Chapter 42 of the North Carolina General Statutes. These are the laws passed by the North Carolina Legislature that spell out the duties and remedies in the Landlord Tenant relationship. If you are a landlord in North Carolina, it is a very good idea to take the time to read and become familiar with these laws.
Eviction Notice
The first step in the North Carolina Eviction Process is giving the tenant an Eviction Notice. If the landlord is evicting the tenant for non-payment of rent (most common reason), then the notice must demand the rent, and give the tenant 10 days to pay it before a Summary Ejectment (Eviction) Complaint is filed. This notice is called a 10 Day Demand for Rent.
If the tenant is being evicted simply because they are staying beyond their lease term (called a holdover), and the landlord told them that the lease would expire and they would have to move out, then the time period in the notice is different. So for a landlord to evict a tenant for a holdover, the notice period is as follows:
- 7 Days if the tenant paid rent monthly
- 1 Month if the tenant paid rent yearly
- 30 Days for Mobile Home lot rental
Summary Ejectment
After the landlord has given the tenant the proper Eviction Notice and has waited out the notice period, the landlord now must go to court and file a "Summary Ejectment" case to evict the tenant if they are still in possession of the property. It is illegal for a landlord to physically evict a tenant without going through court procedures. The landlord should go to the Small Claims court in the county where the property is located. The landlord should ask the court clerk for the Complaint form to file a Summary Ejectment case. There will be a filing fee to do this. Once the landlord files the case and pays the filing fee, the court will issue a Summons.
Sheriff Serves the Summons and Complaint
Once the eviction case is filed, the court will give a Summons and a copy of the Complaint to the County Sheriff. It is the County Sheriff's job to deliver these documents to the tenant. These documents will tell the tenant when and where the eviction court hearing will be. The Summons will require the tenant to appear not more than 7 days from the issuance of the Summons. The Sheriff may serve the Summons by mail or in person within 5 days of issuance of the Summons, but not less than 2 days before the scheduled hearing.
Hearing in Front of Magistrate Judge
The landlord must be at the hearing that is set in order to win the eviction. The tenant must show up in order to contest the eviction. Each side will have an opportunity to tell their side of the story, and to present documents and witnessess as evidence. It is recommended that the landlord bring as much evidence as possible in order to win. At the end of the hearing the Magistrate will make a decision. The Magistrate can order the tenant to move out, award money damages (for back rent or damage to the property), or both.
Judgment for Possession
If the landlord wins the eviction case, the magistrate judge will award the landlord a "Judgment for Possession." This is a court order that says the landlord is entitled to possession of the property and that the tenant has to vacate. The magistrate judge can also award a "money judgment" that says the tenant must pay the landlord a certain amount of money.
10 Days to Appeal
If the tenant loses the case, the tenant will have 10 days to appeal the verdict. If the tenant decides to do this, they must give the landlord notice that they are appealing. If the tenant appeals, then the case will have to be heard again in District Court.
Writ of Possession
If the tenant does not appeal the magistrate judge's decision, or if the tenant loses the appeal, then the tenant has to vacate at the end of 10 days. If the tenant does not vacate, then the landlord can ask the Clerk of the Court to enforce the judgment by issuing a "Writ of Possession." Within 3 days the Sheriff will notify the tenant of the Writ of Possession. Within 7 days the Sheriff will padlock the property. The tenant will then have 10 days to remove all personal property, or else the landlord may dispose of it.
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or is it easy enough to just figure out? I was going to do something similar (sashing each block) for my first (I spy) quilt, and this almost exactly for our bed.
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or is it easy enough to just figure out? I was going to do something similar (sashing each block) for my first (I spy) quilt, and this almost exactly for our bed.
You need to figure out what size you pieces are going to be.
If you want a 4 inch x 4inch then you need to have a 4.5 inch pattern. then decided how wide you want your sashing. And the just Go...
Something like this?
If this is it, I can make a pdf of the templates for this quilt for you :D
The 4 patches can be figured at 5 inches for your I Spy Quilt
You guys are amazing. :lol: You are all so ready to help!Originally Posted by amma
When you say "a pdf of the templates"..... templates?? Is that so you don't have to measure? I do have some 5" squares set aside for this - and the rest will be from yardage. Oh, I can't wait until I get to the point where everything makes sense!!
You would print out the template, one for each of the parts of the quilt, using it to cut your fabric.
The only pieces to be measured and cut would be the borders and sashing.
I will put up an example
Oh - I didn't even see the post with the quilt layout when I did my last post - the I spy one I'd like to sash each individual block to highlight them (plus it won't be a huge quilt - I wanted that one to look like this - http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php...page=&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title - boy that was long!) I've been collecting some special fabric to make a quilt for me - and that is what I was thinking of doing in this pattern (meaning the 4 blocks together in a sash) - I thought it would best show the prints on the fabrics.
The posted picture helps but if you are still unsure, draw it out on graph paper. I would say that a confident beginner could easily do this pattern without buying it. If you feel confident, save the money that would be spent on the pattern and use the $7 (plus S&H) to buy more fabric or thread. :wink:Originally Posted by Naturalmama
This is the template for a 4 1/2 inch finished block.
You would start out with a 5 inch square of fabric
4 1/2 inch block template
Thanks Amma - I printed out that picture to use for reference!


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Bouquet of dandelions, A jar of fish, Carpet
Short Story by: purpleapricot
Status: Finished
Genre: Other
Esma looked at the dishes of food exhibited on the dining room table. She wondered if she had ever seen the table so full. It always puzzled here why her parents needed such a big table for a family of four. Now of three…
She saw some distant relatives she hardly remembered sipping wine from crystal glasses she had never been allowed to touch. Glasses which had only been in display to be dusted every now and then.
Then, as she walked around the house, she noticed a few of the neighbours her father had tried to befriend as an attempt to feel home in the new environment. He had once explained to her that neighbours are those who help you out in times of difficulty. Esma asked herself if they had helped a few days ago when her brother passed out by the door as he could not get the medication for a disease easily curable just because he did not have medical insurance yet.
They had brought some food today and this was a time of difficulty. One apparently which required a lot of food.
Slowly, she moved away from the crowd and stood by the corner where, on a coffee table, stood a jar with her brother's greatest possession: a goldfish. Jim, he had named it. Her brother was always sure that the fish was a boy… And had chosen the Western name rather than a name from their culture because, just like their father's attempt to integrate into a life on a new continent by meeting neighbours who he hoped would be friendly and all giving like the people that used to live across from his house in his homeland, the little boy had wanted to be a part of the country by mitigating his loneliness. Even if it was with a tiny fish named Jim which lived in a jar.
Tired of unfamiliar faces in the living room, Esma turned away and walked to her bedroom. Before she got there, she heard a light sound. She followed the sound and came to her parents' room. Yet, seeing petals and leaves of flowers by the door, she paused. Some of the guests had brought bouquets of flowers. Esma found it pointless that life should be drained out of flowers to make mourning seem pretty. Then, came another light sound, and Esma pushed the door open only to see more yellow petals and leaves scattered around the bedroom floor. The leaves led to her mother seated on the carpet, the carpet she always made sure to keep spotless. Her lap was full of dandelions, and clenching onto one or two, she tore them apart, all the while staring blankly at a barely visible spot on the carpet.
Esma remembered that spot. The carpet was precious. It was one of the handwoven pieces of art that represented their origin, who and what they were, as her mother liked to exclaim every now and then. Esma's mother believed that the handwoven carpet from Anatolia represented how strong they were and that their history in a way lied in between the knots.
The cause of the almost non-existent spot on the large impressive carpet was a couple of months old. By then, Esma's brother had acquired a habit of been walking around the house with the jar containing his new friend in his hand. That day, he had plucked quite a few dandelions in the garden and made a nice bouquet in his own childish way. As a surprise for his mother to see, he had left it on the floor in her bedroom. Feeling that childish excitement and pride of making mummy happy, he wanted to observe his mother's reaction so he had hidden in his parents' room. However, rather than a cry of joy, he heard a sudden scream of anger shouting out his name: "Hasan!!!" With the screeching outcry of his name, he dropped the jar housing Jim. The water spilled all over the dandelions, leaving a mark on the carpet his mother would rub at for hours, grumbling in the meantime.
Had Esma not been there, Ibrahim would have lost his best friend on the new found land. Surprised at all the commotion he had caused, Hasan froze motionless, until Esma came along and rescued Jim, picking him up from the wet and stained carpet and filling the jar with water again.
Hasan, with his young mind, open to novelties and ready to accept unfamiliar grounds, could not see why his once loving and all forgiving mother would become so short tempered in a distant country. He could not understand that the comfort his mother needed in her unfamiliar surroundings, the salvation from the difficulty she was having in leaving her life and home, the home she only used to leave to go to the bazaar to buy fruit and vegetables, where everyone knew her and accepted her bargains in the one language she had ever used was in the carpet. She needed to find the security of a home she could never go back to in a spotless old carpet.
Now that Hasan was no longer, the mother wept on her carpet, clinging onto a bunch of staining dandelions some distant foreign man in her house had given.
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Froth on the Daydream & Other Books That Melted My Mind
The title of this article is taken from Boris Vian's surrealist novel of the same name, also translated into English as Foam of the Daze (the title used below). What follow are seven novels that functioned as mental paradigm shifts.
Gravity's Rainbow — Thomas Pynchon
Thomas Pynchon doesn't suffer fools, although he certainly likes to write about them. His characters are shaggy dogs, misfits, slapstick oddballs propelled along in carnivalsque Menippean satires. And Gravity's Rainbow is the apogee of this style. It took me six attempts to get beyond page three. One time I threw the book across my room. But it was worth it.
Ostensibly it is a book about one Tyrone Slothrop, who is an American working in a British spy office. Slothroom has mapped his sexual conquests in color-coded stars on a map of London, and one of his colleagues, Roger Mexico, realizes that the sites of the conquests correspond directly to Nazi V-2 rocket impact sites. It seems that Slothrop's prick has a way of attracting rockets. So the Allied forces attempt to put Slothrop's "talent" to good use, unleashing him in the European theater of WWII to see if he can attract the mysterious Schwarzgerät rocket.
In one scene, Slothrop, high on sodium pentathol, recounts an experience at Harvard, in which he enters a bathroom stall with a harmonica, drops it down the toilet, then escapes anal rape by diving down after it. Slothrop then hallucinates that he is in a feces-encrusted space and subsequently flushed away by dingleberries and dirty water.
Gravity's Rainbow is a story in which an army of characters do all sorts of crazy shit. One character, Pirate Prentice, is employed by British intelligence to telepathically handle the dreams of Britain's top commanders; one of which involves him confronting a giant adenoid stomping around London comic-book style. Pirate also digs cooking banana-themed breakfasts.
A good point-of-entry into Gravity's Rainbow's matrix of stories and information—and it is one hell of a dense matrix—is to imagine Dr. Strangelove on Acid and transmuted into the written word. Every character seems to be experimenting with something, whether it's witchcraft, clairovance, S&M, identity or Pavlovian conditioning. Pynchon views power and paranoia through these and other various prisms.
But this is descending into a review.
The reason Gravity's Rainbow changed me, or rather made me who I am, is that unlike any other book it manages to be a capsule of nearly everything that interests me; encouraging me to continue being adventurous in my interests. Kaleidoscopic is the only way to describe the book; for the events of the early 21st century collide in unexpected ways.
It is one immense film that plays in the cinema of the mind.
Dan Yack and Confessions of Dan Yack — Blaise Cendrars
Blaise Cendrars is not a household name in the English language, but he should be.
It's quite a shame because Cendrars is, in my estimation, as dazzling with language as Herman Melville, James Joyce and Thomas Pynchon, and probably surpasses each with the sheer electricity that courses through his words. Cendrars is also the superior poet of the four. If I were asked which author most perfectly encapsulates the variety of human existence; the author who understands all on some demigod level, connecting labyrinthine dots along the way and, what is more, is able to communicate it all in the most jaw-droppingly sublime prose—I would simply have to choose Blaise Cendrars.
How do I unwrap the ways in which Cendrars has threaded my heart! His poetic use of words, an obsession with the cinematic (he was a filmmaker, too), love of slapstick scenarios, an indulgence in the melancholy of life, are just a few of the things to be found in Cendrars.
Dan Yack concerns a multi-millionaire playboy and shipping magnet Dan Yack (Cendars' alter ego), who, awakening from a night of serious drinking, thinks of his beloved Hedwiga, who recently ended their relationship. Yack had booked one of his ships to sail to the Anarctic with he and Hedwiga on board. Determined to take the trip in spite of his melancholy, and perhaps in an effort to take his heartbreak to the very ends of the Earth, Yack recruits three others to join him on a madcap adventure. A simple enough story, but in the hands of Cendrars it has an epic scope, even though its length is little more than a novella.
Confessions of Dan Yack is its sequel. I actually read this one first because I couldn't find the former. Dan Yack, having returned from his trip, is perched in a mountain chateau in Chamonix, France, plunged in the depths of another bout of melancholy. Cendrars had my complete attention here on the very first page. I'd been to Chamonix in my early '20s and found the place magical in the extreme. And so I find Dan Yack unfolding a tale of how he met another love of his life. Cendrars experimented with form here by having each chapter double as a dictaphone cylinder, to be mailed off and translated later, which we the reader are presumably reading.
These two Cendars novels made me look around at the world in a totally different way. I suffer the same sort of melancholy that Cendrars' characters, and the author himself, suffered. I can see the beauty in it. Cendrars finally gave me the ideas and tools to be able to express it, and, indeed, to feel more alive in every waking moment.
Foam of the Daze — Boris Vian
Boris Vian was many things: a writer, jazz musician, songwriter, singer, poet, translator (of Raymond Chandler novels into French), inventor and engineer. Such was Vian's reputation in post-war Paris that the French cultural institution that was Serge Gainsbourg looked to Vian for a source of inspiration.
Foam of the Daze (L'Écume des Jours) found its way into my hands through a former co-worker and friend Tosh Berman, publisher of TamTam Books. I was looking for Surrealist novels, and Tosh handed it to me, saying, "This novel is great. Very surreal. But I have a personal interest in it, so…"
I bought it. And then I put it on my shelf. Four years later I read it and it blew my mind in every way.
Vian was playful and surreal, yes, but he was above all else interested in crafting a personal and, indeed, a new 20th century philosophy; one that questioned civilized society's various foundations. Foam of the Daze later became a sort of founding document for the May 1968 Paris protesters, and it's not difficult to see why. Underneath the love story that dominates the novel is a rebellion against every established notion of the status quo. And Vian did it all with relish and panache. Through Foam of the Daze I learned that one can take the simplest of ideas (a love story) and distort and warp it into the most imaginative, original fiction.
It also made me weep. One line did it.
The main character, Colin, who has fallen in love with Chloe (now sick with a mysterious illness), is asked by their pseudoscientific doctor what he does. Colin is the son of wealthy parents, and really just spends his time inventing things and enjoying life.
His answer broke my heart. It made me understand our fleeting time here on Earth in only the way that Blaise Cendrars had previously been able to do it for me. Here is the excerpt that shook my world. No author that I know of can approach the simplicity and the ecstatic truth of this moment.
"I learn things," said Colin. "And I love Chloe."
*Read this book before Michel Gondry imprints his own vision of the story on your mind with his upcoming film adaptation.
The Sirens of Titan — Kurt Vonnegut
It would perhaps be wrong to say that I have moved beyond Kurt Vonnegut. Why? Well, he has never really left me. Sure, I desire other things from fiction these days—stylistically-speaking—but I always respect writers with ideas. And Vonnegut wrote novels of ideas… grand, absurd ones.
The Sirens of Titan is without doubt one of the most influential books of my life. It was my introduction to both the absurdity of human existence and the human species' insignificance in the grand scheme of things. Science laid the groundwork for this revelation in my thought, but Vonnegut took it home. He made me laugh about it all, and certainly paved the way for my later obsession with Thomas Pynchon; who is a bit like Vonnegut on psychedelic drugs.
Maldoror — Comte de Lautreamont
Yet another French book, Maldoror is a prose poem in six parts, or, rather, six cantos. I came across it during my very intense obsession with Surrealism and the writers that had influenced Andre Breton & Co. Maldoror, or Les Chants de Maldoror, was almost like a religious document for the Surrealists. And while it hasn't been a Bible for me, it has had a great effect on some of my own writing. The work's atmosphere seems to hover in my mind like a simultaneously dark and luminous cloud, pushing me in ever more evocative directions.
Like Gravity's Rainbow, Comte de Lautreamont's prose poem is incredibly dense and hard to penetrate—at first. One cannot fight it, which I of course did initially, until I let myself absorb into its unique literary textures. The genre-hopping book is by turns gothic, surreal, violent, hilarious, parodic, overwrought, plagiaristic and beautiful.
Maldoror taught me that stories can be really anything and have any sort of appearance. It was also the first book to teach me that calculated collisions of thoughts can create strange visions in the readers' mind, which I've tried to use in my journalism and fiction.
Moby-Dick — Herman Melville
By way of a preface, I think it's important to note that before I read Moby-Dick I had mocked its fanboys, many of whom I had worked with at a Los Angeles bookstore. At least three co-workers, all of whom were buddies, claimed it was the greatest English novel. This, to my mind, smelled something rotten. It sounded like the posturing of young men who had read a bit too much positive, adulatory criticism of Melville's masterpiece.
Two years ago I finally took up the book. By the third and fourth paragraphs I was effectively in its world:
"Circumambulate the city of a dreamy Sabbath afternoon. Go from Corlears Hook to Coenties Slip, and from thence, by Whitehall, northward. What do you see?—Posted like silent sentinels all around the town, stand thousands upon thousands of mortal men fixed in ocean reveries. Some leaning against the spiles; some seated upon the pier-heads; some looking over the bulwarks of ships from China; some high aloft in the rigging, as if striving to get a still better seaward peep. But these are all landsmen; of week days pent up in lath and plaster- tied to counters, nailed to benches, clinched to desks. How then is this? Are the green fields gone? What do they here?
But look! here come more crowds, pacing straight for the water, and seemingly bound for a dive. Strange! Nothing will content them but the extremest limit of the land; loitering under the shady lee of yonder warehouses will not suffice. No. They must get just as nigh the water as they possibly can without falling And there they stand- miles of them- leagues. Inlanders all, they come from lanes and alleys, streets avenues- north, east, south, and west. Yet here they all unite. Tell me, does the magnetic virtue of the needles of the compasses of all those ships attract them thither?
The lines "What do you see?—thousands upon thousands of mortal men fixed in ocean reveries" and "Nothing will content them but the extremist limit of the land" are particularly significant, in my mind. Melville had perfectly described, for me, the endless propulsion driving the human experience. Nothing is ever enough for us. We operate in a perpetual reverie, an illusion, and it's the source of our greatest wonders but also our worst follies. It was a very vivid moment for me as a reader. I understood then what Melville had done, and why this book is often considered the greatest work of fiction in the English language.
Moby-Dick matured me as a reader and a writer. It holds some appeals an adventure story, which I dig, but it also has the grand scope of philosophy.


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Okay, a few items that Klausie asked me for....
The plastic clip that holds the end of the bumper to the fender MkI..he really wants one, DS
brown or tan window cranks, brown preferred.
And he says hi to Rose, Antje, and the other lovely ladies
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Red markers right? Then concider them sold!
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FS: 160 Motometer cluster with mfa (as far as I know its good)
possible other misc items I will have to see what is in the garage
S2 Fog light switch
Nice Euro Lights
Euro Front Bumper with Headlight washers
Black leather (aka smooth) crank door panels
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How much do you want for that there MFA cluster, Armand?
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1981 Scirocco
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I'll add myself to this list, needed for the S2 project:
Plastic upper timing belt cover
Timing hole plug
Fan shroud (rust-free)
Seat rail covers
License light lenses
Dash (crack-free). Long shot, but what the hey
Maybe I can back a truck up to the barn when Daun isn't looking
just the shroud no fan and motor?
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I have the whole thing. Fan and shroud. you need one?
Oh.... I have another rust free!
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I also found a 16v scirocco 4 into 1 header with a flanged test pipe if anyone is interested in that. I will post up pics soon.
I have a Mk1 (early) amber side marker lens, FR. Very good condition. It is not sun- faded, nor spider-webbed, the white backing plastic is fully intact (inc clip).
It's a beauty.
I bought when I was North... which I hope will explain why I bought it. It was cold as **** in Greenland and I apparently forgot that all my Mk1 are 'late' type (wrap-around FR turn signal) and thus don't need nor have anywhere to put an amber FR lens.
I'd like to get what I paid. Price is $15 at Cincy; carefully packaged, you can look all you want but no groping without a deposit, and absolutely no goddamn ribbon & bow BS will be provided.
Pics on request, but gimme a couple of days; I have to find my camera and then (probably) recharge batteries.
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Yes. I'm going to go with that.
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Just got onto your blog. Taken all weekend to read your comments. Excellent stuff. Look forward to seeing your pics. Lake Titicaca sounds fabulous. In fact Peru sounds really interesting. Don't think cruise ships stop off there so Auntie M won't be visiting!!!! It sounds as though the trip is living up to expectations at the moment so carry on enjoying it, keep up the good work on the blog & keep safe you two!!!!
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After the beautiful city that was Cuzco we felt a little let down as Jack (our truck) rolled into Puno. It was a lot more as you would expect a South American city to look, with a lot of industry, unpainted buildings and cars everywhere! Our hotel was actually pretty nice and another soft bed was very welcome. We had a brief orientation tour, which is mainly a single pedestrian road on which there are plenty of restaurants and bars, coupled with a few plazas. Also around were a couple of kareoke bars, but more about them later. As with all the other cities we've seen in Peru the plazas were immaculately clean, had plenty of greenery and were very sociable places for the locals. Just off the cathedral plaza there's an awesome bakery called Rico's Pan. In here we spent a fortune on gorgeous cakes, pastries and empanadas. These were all bought as snacks for our trip out onto the lake on Tuesday.
The excursion to Lake Titicaca was detailed as an insight into how the locals live on the lake. We met in the morning and were very surprised to find that our transport to the docks would be on rickshaw type bikes. These were brilliant fun and most of the riders raced each other, much to our amusement. Once on the boat our first stop was the floating islands. These were located in the reeded area of the lake. Each island was about the size of a tennis court and were made completely out of reeds, and yes, they were floating, but because of their size you couldn't feel them rocking. There were over a dozen little islands in the area and each accommodated for tourists in a similar way. Ours had a huge lookout tower in the shape of a fish. All the houses were made of reeds and although the greeting and show was touristy you could tell these people did really live out here.
After the reed islands we had a 3 hour boat ride to the island of Amantani. Here the group was split into pairs and each was assigned a Mama. These were local ladies who would let us stay with their families for the evening. Mine and Alex's Mama was Enselma. We walked with her to her house and were invited for lunch in a tiny but cosy little kitchen/dining room. The main house was normal (by our western standards) but the kitchen was a small mud brick building and very cultural. Lunch consisted of a gorgeous quinoa soup followed by A LOT of potatoes and fried cheese. The cheese was like halloumi. The locals on the island all speak Quechua (their native language) and most speak Spanish, but not all and only as their second language. We had been given a sheet with a few Quechua words and phrases, so we were able to say greetings and compliments. Luckily our Mama spoke Spanish too so even with my limited vocabulary I was able to ask a few more things about her, her family and her home. Apart from that tho there was just lots of polite nodding and grinning.
After dinner we walked further up the hill and met the rest of the group and their Mamas. We then walked up to the top of the island to visit the Temple of Pachatata (Father Earth). There was a Pachamama Temple (Mother Earth) on the other hill, but that hill was higher, and we're lazy! The views from the top however I imagine to be just as stunning. We could see the whole side of our island and got an idea of just how big Lake Titicaca is as it stretched off into the distance.
After the walk down we went back to the house for dinner. The soup to start and main course were again simple but delicious and very filling. After dinner we headed back up the hill again to meet the group for a little fiesta and dance. All the girls had been dressed up in traditional skirts, shirts, colourful bands and head scarfs, whilst us lads got a simple poncho and hat. I did like the poncho tho. Very warm. There was a local band from the island and for every song we danced with our partners, Mamas or Papas. It was a great laugh and a fun evening.
In the morning we were treated to a breakfast of tea, coffee and local fried breads before wandering back down to the docks to catch the boat. The next stop was the neighbouring island of Huillanopampa. Here we had a little hike around the the island to the main town square where we stayed for a while before having lunch. For lunch we had the local trout from the lake and it was absolutely gorgeous (sorry dad but it rivalled even yours). After lunch we had another little hike to the otherside of the island for another 3 hour boat ride back to Puno. We passed the time by playing cards at the back of the boat and hiding from the relentless sun.
Wednesday was the last day on the tour for Grace and the Germans, and so we thought it only right to say goodbye with a little night out. First we went for a very tasty meal at IncaBar on the main road before heading to Positive for some drinks. The bar had an mezonine area with UV lights and cushions on the floor. This made a really cool little hide away for our group whilst we drank beers, G&Ts, rum and coke and gin con gin (gin and ginger ale). After a few more cheeky drinks we had the great idea to end the night in a karaoke bar... oh dear! It was actually brilliant fun as we destroyed the classics with our dulset tones. We however discovered that Locky could actually sing, so we were more than happy to let him lead with a few of them. The Germans did a beautiful rendition of a Backstreet Boys song, which for some reason required them to get topless.
All in all it was a very fun night and an excellent way to say goodbye to the guys. Thursday morning however was not so fun. Everyone in our little group that had been out with us woke up looking like death warmed up, me especially! A couple of Rico's Pan empanadas later tho I was fixed and just very tired. We said goodbye to people and jumped back onto Jack for a wondeful day of driving, moaning and sleeping. We drove round the coast of the lake and headed for the boarder. Next stop, Bolivia.
Hope you are all well and enjoying te updates. Talk to you all soon.
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Another great blog. It's lovely hearing what you've both been up too. It all sounds like your having a a great time, which is good to hear. Continue enjoying yourselves. Love n stuff us xxx
You do realise that the 3 day ban on alcohol was imposed not because of the election but because you have drunk the country dry and they are re-stocking. The experience sounds amazing. Good to hear about it all. Love to you both. xx


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Jari-Matti Latvala has created history on Rally Sweden this morning, setting the fastest time on the World Rally Championship's first ever qualifying stage.
The Ford driver, running ninth on the road, ended the 2.4-mile qualifying stage 0.568 seconds faster than his former team-mate and two-time Rally Sweden winner Mikko Hirvonen's Citroen.
"I had no problem in the stage at all," said Latvala, whose reward for setting the top qualifying time is first choice of road position for tomorrow's opening leg.
"Maybe on one corner I was a little bit slower after I saw some rocks and went around them, but otherwise it was the perfect time for me. I am happy."
Not only is this the first qualifying stage, but it is also the first time a stage has been timed to the thousandth of a second - and that was crucial in deciding that second place; Ott Tanak's Go Fast Ford was just five thousandths of a second behind the DS3 WRC.
Russian Evgeny Novikov transferred his round one speed from the French Alps to the snows of Sweden with fourth fastest in another M-Sport-run Ford. Latvala's factory Ford team-mate Petter Solberg was fifth, 0.868s down on the Finn's benchmark.
Reigning world champion Sebastien Loeb was sixth fastest in his Citroen.


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EC: CVM Report Not Assessment of Bulgaria's Current, Last Govts
The European Commission's monitoring report on Bulgaria, issued on Wednesday, covers for the first time a one-year period in which three governments have succeeded and is not an assessment of any one of them, a spokesman said.
"The European Commission felt that it was important to have this longer time frame," Mark Gray, a spokesman for the European Commission, said at a press conference in Brussels on Wednesday.
"We will not get into a categorization into this particular government, we will not characterize on two or three specific words."
"We are confident that the current Bulgarian government will take this report seriously," he added.
The European Commission's latest monitoring report on Bulgaria covers for the first time a one-year period in which three governments have succeeded.
Normally the reports on the country's progress under the Cooperation and Verification Mechanism (CVM) cover a 6-month period.
This has prompted experts to say that Bulgarian authorities are more relaxed about this report since the political responsibility will be split among key political players.
The cabinet of Boyko Borisov and his center-right government stepped down amid mass protests in February last year.
Following weeks without a government, on March 13 Bulgaria's President Rosen Plevneliev announced a caretaker cabinet.
The administration was headed by a diplomat, Marin Raikov, who organized early elections.
Elections were not held for three months, after which in May vote Borisov emerged with a narrow lead.
However opposition parties refused to share power with him and eventually patched together their own coalition, installing a minority government led by Plamen Oresharski.
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This document describes how to resolve conflicts between a laptop computer BIOS and Java 1.3.1, while you try to log in to a Cisco ONS 15454 that runs Cisco Transport Controller (CTC) Software Releases 3.0.x through 3.1.
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The information in this document is based on these software and hardware versions:
Any Dell laptop with Windows 98 with BIOS version A9 or later, CTC Software Release 3.0, and Java plug in 1.3.1, accessing any ONS 15454 that runs CTC Software Release 3.x.
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There are some interesting aspects of Muslim economics including a prohibition against charging interest on bonds. In most societies, one can purchase a bond and receive a certain amount of interest since others are using your money. Members of the Islamic Research Academy of al-Azhar college and its affiliated institutes argue that a good Muslim can not issue bonds and offer interest for the use of another's money. According to a spokesperson, "it is not compliant with Sharia rules and threatens the state sovereignty."
I await some comment by Republican conservatives about the Socialist or Communist Muslim religious folk who want to allow money to get in the way of capitalists making money. This aspect of Sharia law is wonderful. Unfortunately, in modern economies, money rules, not religion.


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It's been a long journey, but entrepreneur Alan Gibbs hopes the first of his amphibious vehicles will be sold by the end of next year.
Since the high-profile launch of the Aquada - a sports car that can also reach speeds of up to 50km/h on the water - at London's Royal Victoria Docks in September 2003, not one has been sold.
But more vehicles have joined the stable of Gibbs Technologies since, including the Humdinga, a four-wheel-drive that doubles as a boat, and the Quadski, a quad bike fit for land and water.
And in 2004, a prototype Aquada piloted by Sir Richard Branson crossed the English Channel in 1h 40m 6s, smashing the record of six hours.
Gibbs, who hosted the opening of nominations for this year's Sir Peter Blake Leadership Awards in Auckland yesterday, said the Aquada was always intended as a demonstrator of amphibian technology.
"We're developing the technology. They will be for sale - I haven't said when.
"As a sports car, it's got a limited market. I think in the long run, we can make any vehicle amphibious, and I think it will be other vehicles and sports cars that are the most popular."
There's also the partnership with defence company Lockheed Martin to develop high-speed amphibians for military use, with prototypes for testing expected to be ready in 18 months.
Initial design on the Aquada began in Detroit in 1997 with a team of more than 20 engineers. Product development was later transferred to Coventry in Britain, which remains the company's headquarters, housing its research and development facilities, prototype manufacturing plant and styling, engineering and marine-test facilities.
Last year, Gibbs Technology formed three new companies to produce and market their range in the United States. Production was expected to begin late this year, with Gibbs predicting the first sale at the end of 2009.
He viewed the US as very much the main market. "For any product of this sort, America will always be the biggest market - at least initially. They've got the money, the need for it with lots of water and coastline, and they've also got the attitude and appetite to try new things."
The Quadski and Aquada were expected to be among the first to be introduced to the US market.
Much of the technology for both was Kiwi-based, said Gibbs. "I've had New Zealanders working on all sorts of parts of it continuously."


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Congratulations to the team and hope we keep improving and keep the user as the goal of the product. On 9/19/12, Ian Lynch <email@example.com> wrote: > +1 - great news! > > On 19 September 2012 16:23, Rob Weir <email@example.com> wrote: >> On Wed, Sep 19, 2012 at 3:35 AM, Shenfeng Liu <firstname.lastname@example.com> wrote: >>> What a great news! >>> Congratulations! >>> >> >> I'm especially proud of the recognition the community received for the >> OpenOffice Templates website. This almost did not happen. It >> required a lot of effort, especially by SourceForge and Apache Infra, >> to make this a reality. >> >> Remember back when OpenOffice first came to Apache. We had the OOo >> code, and a bunch of legacy services hosted on Oracle (and other 3rd >> party) servers: website, wiki, forums, templates, extensions, >> bugzilla, etc. We could have just abandoned the services and focused >> 100% on the code. We could have just kissed the legacy web services >> good bye and let them die. That would have been an easier choice. >> This option was mentioned at the time. It would have been less >> effort. It would have allowed us to make more progress on the code, >> and faster. Certainly that was the choice that could have been made, >> and which was made by another related project. IMHO, it is akin to an >> army leaving its wounded behind in order to make a faster advance. >> >> Personally, I'm glad we did not abandon these services. Instead we >> invested in them. Yes, it took time. Yes, it took energy. Yes, it >> diverted resources that could have been used to work on product >> features. If you recall there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth >> in some circles, saying that we had delayed our OpenOffice release so >> long that it would no longer be relevant, that we would never catch >> up, that we would inevitably fail. >> >> Well, guess what happened? We released 3.4.0 and had phenomenal >> download numbers. And then we released 3.4.1 and the download numbers >> are even better. And now we receive awards both for the product, >> but also for one of the legacy web services. Hopefully this puts the >> doubts to rest. The answer to an "either/or" question is sometimes >> "both". >> >> -Rob >> >> >>> - Simon >>> >>> >>> 2012/9/19 Rob Weir <email@example.com> >>> >>>> InfoWorld is out with their 2012 "Bossie" awards (Best of Open Source). >>>> >>>> As far as I can see we are the only open source project that won two >>>> awards! >>>> >>>> In the "desktop applications" category we received an award for the >>>> OpenOffice application: >>>> >>>> >>>> http://www.infoworld.com/slideshow/64914/bossie-awards-2012-the-best-open-source-desktop-applications-202288#slide4 >>>> >>>> And in the same category we received another award for our Template >>>> Repository: >>>> >>>> >>>> http://www.infoworld.com/slideshow/64914/bossie-awards-2012-the-best-open-source-desktop-applications-202288#slide5 >>>> >>>> The full article is here: >>>> >>>> >>>> http://www.infoworld.com/d/open-source-software/bossies-2012-the-best-of-open-source-software-awards-202465 >>>> >>>> So congratulations to all for the hard work that led to these honors. >>>> This was a broad effort, extending out from the core project to >>>> partners like SourceForge and all those power users whose creative >>>> contributions bring value to the template repository. These are truly >>>> awards for the whole community! >>>> >>>> Regards, >>>> >>>> -Rob >>>> > > > > -- > Ian > > Ofqual Accredited IT Qualifications (The Schools ITQ) > > www.theINGOTs.org +44 (0)1827 305940 > > The Learning Machine Limited, Reg Office, 36 Ashby Road, Tamworth, > Staffordshire, B79 8AQ. Reg No: 05560797, Registered in England and > Wales. > -- Alexandro Colorado PPMC Apache OpenOffice http://es.openoffice.org
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It didn't just rain, it poured.
But the torrential rain that hit Kerikeri's annual half-marathon street party on Saturday didn't keep everyone away, at least 1000 revellers braving the conditions for an evening of food, wine and music.
Later in the evening the rain eased to a mere drizzle, allowing partygoers to emerge from under umbrellas and awnings to dance on a road cleared of cars.
Twenty-five restaurants and caterers dished up everything from Fijian curry to whitebait fritters while MasterChef NZ finalist Ana Schwarz put on a series of cooking demonstrations and a fire-breathing act warmed up sodden partygoers.
Three bands pumped out jazz and rock while kids jumped in puddles and ran squealing under gushing downpipes.
The street party was first held four years ago in a bid to keep the more than 2000 out-of-town half-marathon competitors in Kerikeri for an extra night. Most arrive on Friday night, then go home after prizegiving on Saturday afternoon.
The street party was an instant success and last year drew an estimated 4000 people.
It is organised by the Kerikeri Events Committee and Blah Blah Marketing's Anika Whapshott, who was "absolutely amazed" so many people had turned out in such terrible weather. She put the turnout at close to 1500 and said she was grateful to the people of Kerikeri for supporting the event despite the rain.
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Wanna flock?
This is my first submission - hope I did it right. Go easy, my ego is a fragile thing! Seriously, I hope you all like it, I thought it was funny.
This is my first submission - hope I did it right. Go easy, my ego is a fragile thing! Seriously, I hope you all like it, I thought it was funny.
Awesome! 5, Love it!
I know my boyfriend would wear it that's for sure..
lol it's cute.. a little punny..but if printed we'll probably end up buying it
Brotherman, you are likely to receive criticism from people who say your shirt doesn't belong on Threadless. I just wanted to preempt those folks by calling them douche bags.
I'm a douche bag.
I mean, your shirt doesn't belong on douche.
I mean bag my shirt, I'm a threadless.
What did I mean again? I think I lost my thingy somewhere...
Thanks eggnerd. I expect to take a beating. I think that many people here won't like a lot of my stuff simply because it's funny. I like funny - it makes me laugh. However, I am not single-minded when it comes to the works of others. I love many of the cool designs I've seen here. I even like the really strange, out there stuff. I think there is room for all voices, hopefully others will too.
i've seen way worse on threadless so don't worryyyyy its awesome!
Cute idea, but please god, no comic sans....!
^ I'm busted for being lazy… damn, I hate it when that happens.
Heehee. Definitely giggle worthy. If I had extra cash lying around, I'd buy it, but college is sucking up all my money. XP
Haha! That's funny. Lose the bubble and make original type. I'll definitely by it then.
i fucking love it brotherman! my cousin and i have this on going joke about birds that flock, so this is perfect!
now that i look at it more, the more i need this shirt in my life!!!!!!!!!!
I'd buy this for my boyfriend, although I'm not sure he'd wear that light blue.
comic sans rocks
i love birds with teeth
lol I love the look on their faces, pretty neat, very funny. Kids would love this.
> I put 10/12/1900 as my birthdate because I thought it would be funny
> to see "Micah is a 105.69 year old boy..." But it listed my age as 35yrs
old, which is incorrect too- just not funny.
I suppose threadless limited its users to a top of 35 years old!!! In that case they should oppose a bottom limit so that the site won't clut with 15 year olds ;)
This is not funny, it's quite lame.
Are you calling my shirt a "lame duck"? HAHAHAHAHAHA
i love your submission and thanks for the poem. i really love your shirt. if you want to submit anymore poetic ideas, let me know.
Thanks for the nice comments. My poems are kinda goofy just like my shirts (actually almost EVERYTHING I do is kinda goofy - except when I paint) I'll send you a poem I wrote for a friend's little girl.
Love it... very funny xx
Definitely a cute idea, now you gotta just make it pretty to satisfy all the design nerds on here.
I'd suggest you lose the black outlines around the birds or make the background more cartoony to match the birds.
" Are you calling my shirt a "lame duck"? HAHAHAHAHAHA"
oh man, just for that comment, sonata should give you $5
"lame duck" is a bad way to say/spell a ballet step. theres your random fact of the day.
thats friken awesome
eh. not for threadless, but it's still sorta funny. 4, because i can tell you're going to get lots of critism for making "sex jokes".
Is there anything in the world I hate more than Comic Sans? Let me think... Well, having gila monsters gnaw out my eyes and piss in the empty sockets would be pretty bad.
Other than that, it's a pretty average shirt. Kinda funny, but not outrageously witty.


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