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Has anyone seen this piece:
Might change the playing field for testing honey.
Has anyone seen this piece:
Might change the playing field for testing honey.
>>>Isn't that what you and 499 or so other beekeepers did? I think it's a great idea. Helps to level the playing field.<<<
>>> "Manitoba Prairie Wildflower honey produced and bottled by independent beekeepers, with minimal filtering and a water content of17.6 percent." and right next to it a bottle of much cheaper honey that says "Manufactured in China" then I think it would turn out to be good for the independent beekeepers. Folks who care a lot about how food tastes are a rapidly growing market, I think.<<<
EXACTLY RIGHT !!! yay for rhaldridge !!
Its so nice not having to talk to nuts in this topic ,
Ian Steppler >> Canadian Beekeeper's Blog
Buy the ticket, take the ride. -H.S. Thompson
I've been in the Savannah Bee Company store in Charleston, SC. It is a marketing masterpeice. It makes honey look beautiful, with bottles and backlighting. Then they hit you with the romance of the "We love the Honey Bee and want to protect it" story. They have all their honey types in a row and let you taste each one and let you decide which one you like. I have more than I need at home and somehow I ended up with some of theirs. Now that's how to sell honey! It's all in the way you present it. You can put it on a shelf next to the other guys and say "pick a jar", or you can make it a multi sensory experience. Most people I know don't buy a ton of honey every year so making it more personal the few times they buy gets your story out better than any label ever could.
Lots of interesting thoughts. Let me add a cpl. First off as a local beek, normally you can bottle and sell your honey from the kitchen. IL where I live allows up to 500lbs a year and your exempt from Health Dept laws. After that you need to have a State certified extracting room and bottling, although the extracting room is debatable as there are no real standards in IL. So when you "band together" you need to have a "legal location" and a marketing and distribution system, whos going to manage that?? Price and quality are important, but don't run down the Sioux bee and others that do a good job of distributing a LOT of honey done by many members here. Just step up and sell you local stuff for any amount you seem fit and fair!. if you can get 20 a lb and still sleep well, more power to you..... I am starting now to handle non local honey in addition to local supplies and glad to let the customers choose which they like. We get 5.00 a lb, no matter what and our distibitors mark it up from there.
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New Ebel parole audio: Is there more?
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Evan Ebel is the prime suspect in the murder of prison chief Tom Clements and Nate Leon from Denver.
Ebel refused to attend his final parole board hearing, which was less than a month before he was released from prison.
KRDO NewsChannel 13 has obtained audio of that hearing, and there might be more the Department of Corrections is not saying. A Denver television station is reporting there is more that wasn't released to everyone.
The audio clip of the parole hearing of Ebel's final parole hearing was conducted over the phone, and he refused to attend. The clip lasted about 38 seconds.
KRDO NewsChannel13 requested audio of a parole hearing where Ebel was present, and could be heard telling the parole board he had been rehabilitated. Representatives with the DOC said they do not have that audio, and that they do not know how other media got it.
Ebel was released in January 2013, four years early. The court said the early release was a mistake.
Officials with the DOC said they are now double checking if that other audio clip came from their office. We'll let you know what they find out.
Tom Clements and Nate Leon were murdered only weeks after Ebel was released. Ebel died in a shoot-out with deputies in Texas in March.


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I don't disagree with you. The 30-30 used to be the default deer hunting rifle in my area. A lot of deer were taken with them. Now everybody has to have a whiz bang rifle.
Give me a guy that can make his aimed shots count with that 30-30 over a guy who believes spray and pray with a high capacity mag will save him!


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Stephen Hawking: Space Exploration Crucial To Human Survival
TORONTO - Stephen Hawking says the colonization of outer space is key to the survival of humankind, predicting it will be difficult for the world's inhabitants "to avoid disaster in the next hundred years."
The renowned astrophysicist explores some of the most remarkable advancements in technology and health with the new U.K.-Canadian series "Brave New World With Stephen Hawking," debuting Saturday on Discovery World HD.
Before its premiere, he discussed the earth's most pressing concerns in an email interview with The Canadian Press from Cambridge, England, declaring space exploration to be humankind's most urgent mission.
"We are entering an increasingly dangerous period of our history," said Hawking, who has Lou Gehrig's disease, leaving him almost completely paralyzed and unable to speak.
"Our population and our use of the finite resources of planet Earth are growing exponentially, along with our technical ability to change the environment for good or ill. But our genetic code still carries the selfish and aggressive instincts that were of survival advantage in the past. It will be difficult enough to avoid disaster in the next hundred years, let alone the next thousand or million.
"Our only chance of long-term survival is not to remain lurking on planet Earth, but to spread out into space."
Hawking said this is why he favours manned — or as he puts it, "personed" — space flight and encourages further study into how to make space colonization possible.
Hawking's five-part TV series touches on that theme, while putting the spotlight on scientific breakthroughs that promise to transform the 21st century. He introduces each episode while a team of experts travel the globe to delve deeper into various innovations.
The experts themselves represent a wide range of disciplines — they include naturalist Sir David Attenborough, author and evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins, biologist and broadcaster Aarathi Prasad, and Canadian astronaut and neurologist Roberta Bondar.
More Canadian content comes by way of a segment set at the SNOLAB in Sudbury, Ont., an underground science lab specializing in neutrino and dark matter physics.
By email, Hawking says he's excited by work underway at the Perimeter Institute in Waterloo, Ont., which he visited in June 2010 and was named its first distinguished research chair.
"Perimeter is a grand experiment in theoretical physics and the institute's twin focus, on quantum theory and gravity, is very close to my heart and central to explaining the origin of the universe," said Hawking, also director of research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology at Cambridge University.
"I am hoping, and expecting, great things will happen there. And I hope to visit again soon."
In September, the institute expanded with a new wing called the Stephen Hawking Centre but the cosmologist was unable to attend in person and sent his regards by video.
Marvels featured in his new TV series include a computer in Switzerland that is powered by the brain, a driverless car that is smart enough to navigate the crooked streets of San Francisco and a baby-like robot in Italy that learns like a child.
Later episodes investigate the way brain disorders could be treated using laser light and genetically modified brain cells, how mobile phones can give experts access to our every habit and action and lasers that print objects in 3D.
"I have so much I want to do," Hawking says of his boundless curiosity about the world. "There are so many questions still to answer."
"Brave New World With Stephen Hawking" debuts Saturday on Discovery World HD.
So, we need to get off the earth, like yesterday. What are the options?
It may be worth a mass movement to the Red Planet if only to see the look on the faces of the locals who have been supposedly coming to own us for the last century or so. Earth attacks! However, the giddiness of wiping them out will wear off in a hurry once we realize that we're stuck on MARS. Relentlessly red. Soul-suckingly dry and packing the kind of atmosphere that could turn Arnold Schwarzenegger inside out.
You know if it was that easy, there would be a Disneyland on the moon by now. But, despite its proximity, the Earth's moon just doesn't have much going for it as a potential colony. Nevermind the lack of any kind of atmosphere. The moon just isn't nearly big enough. Its surface area is about equal to Canada, Russia and the U.S. combined. Even if we did manage to build enough 10-billion-storey condos, it's hard to imagine we'd be very happy on our little rock, staring up at our blue-white-and-dreamy old address. You know, the one we trashed.
Of Jupiter's myriad moons, the most likely venue for Earthlings is probably Europa. We still don't know much about the place, but we do know it's got some kind of atmosphere -- and there's a good chance there's oxygen in it. What's more, it's looking increasingly likely that there's water - at least in frozen form. Oxygen and water - two good starts for any discussion on hosting humans. Trouble is, we still don't know enough about the place to justify sending the fleet out. It took the New Horizons spacecraft 13 months to get to Jupiter. That's a lot of 'Are we there yets' from the human race grumbling from the back of the space camper. There's a good chance the long-suffering pilot will hit the JETTISON CARGO button long before we get there.
The good news: This venue's got some serious capacity. About three times the size of Earth, Gliese 581 can host any kind of party. And once we're there, we can keep partying and overpopulating for many more generations. The bad news? The planet is locked to its star, meaning one side of it is forever plunged in darkness. That's where the evil alien vampires live.


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"Logan: That's the way things are. The way things have always been."
In Redwood City this week, the answer I heard from Oracle was an emphatic yes. At Oracle's Industry Analyst World, the company stressed its cloud bonafides against Salesforce, IBM, and SAP with its new Customer Experience (CX) Suite. The CX Suite is a horizontal offering, assembled primarily from acquisitions, newly rechristened as Oracle Marketing (Eloqua), Oracle Commerce (ATG, Endeca), Oracle Sales (Oracle CRM On Demand), Oracle Service (RightNow), Oracle Social (Collective Intellect, Vitrue, Involver), and Oracle Content (Fatwire).
The Software as a Service (SaaS) suite promises to deliver a lower total cost of ownership, easier integration, and faster time to value for a business looking to streamline its enterprise software providers. While Oracle's approach is to lead with SaaS, it also promotes an Enhance, Augment, Migrate strategy, enabling existing customers to extend an on-premises deployment --- think Siebel Loyalty --- with one or more CX products, say Eloqua's email delivery capabilities.
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Hi Everyone,
Well I'm off to a local event where I'm going to (try) selling some honey. I usually just give this stuff away to family and friends, but I have a little extra. What would you charge for this jar (it's just a standard queenline glass). Also be a little critical... e.g. does it look good/bad/tacky/etc.
Many Thanks, Matthew
PS I do know my writing has a typo with the parentheses... that has been taken care of.


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Acting in a fashion neither benevolent nor malevolent, but purely in the interests of yourself and those who not only don't your assistance but could be assisting people who need it and aren't.
I could give my last $5 to that homeless guy, or I could be romnevolent and suck up to that rich guy by buying him a latte.
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#1 Mon 14 Jul 08 11:41am
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- From Friuli northern Italy
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Medieval cooking
ciao Jamie, now you make us travel into the past? Yes I heard of some of these techniques you mention, dating the early '900 years. Even if you cannot call it medioevo, I tell you that I have a rame=copper stagnata pan where my ancestors cooked a torta wrapped into verza-leaves, covered with its lid and then put with braci around on a corner of the focolare. Au-peu-pr�s this was the procedimento.
I have great aspettative from this thread you have started
ciao maddalena
#2 Mon 14 Jul 08 11:47am
- Forum champ Occupation Newbie Mamma
- From Italy-UK-Spain
- Member since Mon 16 Jun 08
Re: Medieval cooking
I live in a medieval town called Xativa in the region of Valencia Spain. There is a fortress here and the local restaurants cook food called "Xativi" the local food, one of the most popular medieval recipies they make, which you can have every day here, and once a year there is a competition and we build fires in the middle of the town and everyone gets a chance to make their own "Arros al Forn" it's called baked rice and it's cooked over coals on a terracotta dish, that almost anyone who's travelled to spain has seen here.
You make meatballs out of minced pork, with lemon rind and cinnamon, egg and bread crumbs. Then you add diced fresh thick pancetta and diced pork ribs.
You fry a whole head of garlic in the terracotta pan with olive oil then you add sweet paprica and the meat, when the meat is golden you remove it and add the rice (round bomba rice, it's typical of Spain, they grow it here in Valencia) you fry the rice until it's soaked the paprika and the oil then you add sweed and turnips cut in thin french fries shape and the meat plus you add black pudding in 2 inch cuts, you cover it all in stock where you've prviously cooked chick peas and other veg in too, but you only add the chick peas. Leave it to cook over the coals without moving it till all the liquid has simmered and the rice is dry, the trick it to not burn the bottom. The last 2 minutes of the process you add slices of tomato on top, which steams a little with the rice and it makes a lovely mix of flavours from the spicy meat balls to the garlic to the black pudding which is very tasty.
Tradition has it that all the family eats in the same dish the rice is cooked in and then the head of garlic which is left whole and almost always in the centre of the dish gets eaten by the man of the household. http://www.arrosalforn.com/
#3 Mon 14 Jul 08 11:48am
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Re: Medieval cooking
In the sixties, holidaying in Donegal, as a child I was fascinated with the few people who were still doing their cooking over the open fire.
Herring catches were placed over a very long tongs and cooked over the fire. Soda Bread was put in a pan with a lid and embers placed on top. There was a hook in the chimney to hang pots from. All great fun to a townie as I was then!
Not exactly new techniques for you, but I enjoyed the trip down memory lane!
#4 Mon 14 Jul 08 12:52pm
- Member Occupation personal chef
- From sydney, australia
- Member since Wed 09 Jul 08
Re: Medieval cooking
Hi Jamie,
For sure Medievil cooking is the bomb. It's not something you do everyday but when you do it grab all your mates and make it count.
Our usual gig is to get a pig or lamb on a spit and let it go all day til it is glisening with fat and crunchy all over. Then we grab our potatoes out of the coals and chow down....Yummy!!
All is good in country Australia.
#5 Mon 14 Jul 08 1:40pm
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Re: Medieval cooking
Maybe you'll go to Africa and sample their food followed to this part of Asia where you are so popular.You want to see ancient ways of cooking try Africa.
#6 Mon 14 Jul 08 2:24pm
- Forum champ
- From Switzerland
- Member since Fri 15 Apr 05
Re: Medieval cooking
I did a degree in medieval history and spent some time as a post-grad on Anglo-Saxon/Anglo-Norman food and drink, very interesting subject.
If you want some slightly dry but very informative reading, get your hands on Ann Hagen's academic works, A Handbook of Anglo-Saxon Food: Processing and Consumption and the second volume, Production and Distribution. Both are available through Amazon. I'll post some stuff later when I have time.
Great topic Jamie, thanks muchly.
#7 Mon 14 Jul 08 3:26pm
- Member Occupation student
- From Aragon, Spain
- Member since Sun 26 Aug 07
Re: Medieval cooking
i love spanish sweets like "mazapan" and "pesti�os" i think are medieval recypes from arabic antecesor, perfects in chistmas! and curlyc soup in winter,
good day guys, see you
#8 Mon 14 Jul 08 3:49pm
- Forum champ Occupation Retired nurse-midwife
- From High Point, North Carolina
- Member since Tue 17 Jun 08
Re: Medieval cooking
There is a great book called Culinaria Italy, which is available from Amazon.com. It gives the history of the region, and explains how what was grown locally in ancient times (back to the Etruscans sometimes), and going forward, greatly influenced the diets in the respective areas. In addition, it has gorgeous photographs, and also recipes with detailed instructions. There is a whole series of these books, France, Spain, Germany, etc.
#9 Mon 14 Jul 08 4:08pm
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- From Lancashire
- Member since Mon 14 Jul 08
Re: Medieval cooking
I used to belong to a medieval re-enactment group a few years ago, so have done a lot of medieval cooking. I love the complexity and spicyness of some of the recipes.
#10 Mon 14 Jul 08 4:22pm
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Re: Medieval cooking
Pay a visit to the kitchens at Hampton court Palace, lots of original equipment, ideas recipes. Good luck


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2016: The movie
Everyone should see the movie "2016" before the election. If, after seeing this movie, you still vote for Obama you have no regards for your children or grandchildren's future.
President Obama, in his own writings, worshipped his father who was a communist. Obama's associations in the U.S. was with his pastor (Jeremiah) Wright who continually spoke of hating America. He opened his campaign in the home of Bill Ayres a known terrorist. He had a "sweetheart deal" with a convicted crook for the purchase of his Chicago home.
Why has Obama spent millions of dollars on lawyers to seal his college records from the public? Who, in his graduating class, came out and said they knew and graduated with him. What is Obama hiding?
Why did Obama, in front of a microphone he thought was off, tell a Russian prime minister he would be more flexible after he is re-elected?
Throughout history we have seen countries fail miserably under a communist/socialist government. Obama, if re-elected will try to make us into becoming a socialist government.
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With Osama bin Laden Gone, U.S. Asks Pakistan the Same, Troubling Questions
Miro Cernetig | Posted 09.09.2011 | Canada
Read More: Pakistan US, Pervez Musharraf, Pakistan Aid, Obama, 9 11, Pakistan Funding, Osama Bin Laden, Canada News
It should come as no surprise the United States is holding back $800 million of aid to Pakistan. We've been down this road before and it's good we're on that road again. Now that Osama bin Laden has been killed, the United States is free to once again press hard for answers to lingering doubts about Pakistan.


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Futurama (1999–2003, 2007–13) is an animated television series created by Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. Set in the year 3000, a 20th century human who was frozen in the year 1999 awakes to find himself in the future, where he finds new friends who are coworkers at the Planet Express delivery company.
About Futurama[edit]
- Well, "Futurama" started with Fry getting frozen on New Year's Eve 1999 and waking up 1,000 years later, and then as it's gone forward in time, we're in 3013 now. And on the other hand, the characters haven't aged!
- David and I talked about all the characters and worked together. My drawing style is actually pretty simple and crude -- I can't draw beautiful women, not even beautiful cyclops women -- so I turned my drawings over to real artists and let them make them better, and then I took those drawings and messed with them. There's nobody who's really sexy on "The Simpsons," but I learned that the animators could draw women in the "Simpsons" style who looked beautiful -- which was a great surprise to me! So I wanted to see if I could create a science fiction heroine -- except I wanted to mess with the fanboys, so I gave her one eye. The original Leela was far more conventionally sexy, in cartoon form. There's something about cartoonists and animators when it comes to drawing beautiful women they give them noses that are microscopic, and I gave her a nose more like Olive Oyl's, more in that direction. The animators were aghast at this revolting horror character -- you don't even notice it now. You probably can't even picture it, it's just a nose. And then she was dressed like Ripley from the first "Alien" movie.
- With "Futurama," I wanted to do unrequited love, and David Cohen agreed, and although our original plan was never to have Fry and Leela get together, we finally just said, "You can only string the fans along so far."
- With "Futurama," I was just worried that somebody would beat us to it; it seemed so obvious that there should be an animated science fiction show set in the future. And one of the reasons why it's not, I learned, is that it's really really difficult. Science fiction as comedy is tough to pull off, because so much science fiction is about genre and less about character. Which is one of the traditional criticisms of science fiction, that it's weak on character. The jokes are just a little harder [to write].
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- Futurama: Bender's Big Score
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by Alabaster Croti July 25, 2008
In computer code, smurfWord (written as such, in camelCase) refers to a word-fragment of poorly-chosen identifiers which adds no descriptive value, especially if the fragment is a well-worn computing trope. The use of such is generally loathed as a source of unintentional code obfuscation.
Of all the smurfWords the worst has to be "Enterprise." Weighing in at a carpel-tunnel-destroying ten full characters, the only legitimate reason to use it might be when referring to the .iso.dod.private.enterprises OID, but even then, since just about every OID is under .iso.dod.private.enterpises anyway, it still adds no value. To top that off, it gets misspelled frequently.
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As an Army Information Systems Management (FA53) officer focusing on Cyber Defense, I've had the opportunity to train and certify in several IA/CND specific programs as well as work a myriad of Army Cyber Defense workforce training and development issues.
Having just recently completed the Security University (SU) Qualified Security Analyst (Q|SA) and Qualified Penetration Tester License (Q|PTL) courses I can confidently say that Sondra and her team have built an exceptional program of instruction; capturing the essential elements of security analysis and penetration testing methodologies and delivering them in a clear and concise format in a blended learning environment of lecture and hands-on practical skill development with scenario-based final examinations. SU training techniques are a perfect match for our military cyber defense workforce goals since they not only train the relevant concepts of cyber defense and its CND specialties but also in the case of Q|SA and Q|PTL courses challenge the students to apply those concepts in a "tactical" setting that an actual security analyst or penetration tester might see.
Security University's Q|SA / Q|PTL program of instruction is impressive and superior to some other training programs in several ways; one of them being the daily hands-on assessment of critical skills being taught. Another was the realistic practical final exam which included a penetration test with a final report that required some in-depth analysis of the resulting sets of data. I spent 30 post-course hours alone on analyzing the data and developing a 32 page report. That's definitely an experience you're not going to get through other training programs that teach a five day curriculum that's predominately lecture based. The Q|SA and Q|PTL courses also expose the students to a wide range of open and closed source automated tools for use in security analysis and penetration testing as well as the built-in assessment and exploitation capabilities of both Linux and Windows based operating systems. I honestly can't understand how we expect to conduct defense in depth across the GiG without our technical workforce understanding basic exploitation, which is exactly what's missing from many other approved certifications. SU equally balances this with methodology and analysis techniques rather than relying on specific toolsets since tools frequently change and are always subject to interpretation of their results.
Many leaders and managers in a resource constrained environment try to meet FISMA compliance by targeting those one-shot, many-kills certifications that are on the DoD 8570.01M chart with little regard for how relevant the training might be for certain 8570 categories. No better example can be given than the inclusion of CISSP as an IAT validating certification. Being a CISSP I can attest that it's a great certification for a security manager as it is wide and deep in several essential bodies of knowledge. But it will not enable a security technician, especially at the enclave level, to secure enterprise environments from a hands-on technical approach nor understand the threat and environment essential to effective defense in depth. Therefore it adds little value for an organization to have an IAT-III CISSP from a technical standpoint, but practically, that person can also fill other roles since CISSP covers everything from IAT-I through IAM-III. Hence, managers focus on CISSP and miss excellent training like Security University's programs.
Security University training should be a major part of any organization's information security training programs. Maj. Shane Liptak, 2010
Note the date, if correct, this is honestly before many of the practical offerings that I am aware of became known in the market.
In any case, I will (hopefully) be taking a series of courses with them over the next two years. for any personnel with GI Bill eligibility, they are a confirmed GI bill eligible organization, and you can take some courses at no cost to you. More importantly, after talking with the Owner of SU, Sondra, this woman is a Security professional, I am looking forward to the true learning nature of the courses.
They also have a youtube channel with some course material, I would like you guys to view a video or two, tell me what you think. The instuctor that I viewed sounded knowledgeable.


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Discovering Services without Portscanning
As researchers, we should be aware of all possible avenues for an attacker to accomplish a goal.
So how else might an attacker enumerate which service ports are available on a remote server?
If SNMP is available and the community strings are default/guessable, often this can provide an interface for listing listening ports. This is interesting because we can often retrieve the entire TCP connection table (including all established connections/listening ports) using only SNMP. This could allow an attacker to glean even MORE information than a portscan would if there was a firewall in place.
Another way would be through a zone transfer. Often times DNS names clearly indicate a service. If zone transfers aren't disallowed to the attacker, this could be a useful feature:
- Code:
Default Server: ns
Address: 10.81.1.12
> set type=ns
> learnsecurityonline.com
Server: ns
Address: 10.81.1.12
Non-authoritative answer:
learnsecurityonline.com nameserver = ns10.dynamichosting.biz
learnsecurityonline.com nameserver = ns11.dynamichosting.biz
ns10.dynamichosting.biz internet address = 184.108.40.206
ns11.dynamichosting.biz internet address = 220.127.116.11
> server ns10.dynamichosting.biz
Default Server: ns10.dynamichosting.biz
Address: 18.104.22.168
> set type=any
> ls -d learnsecurityonline.com
learnsecurityonline.com. A 184.108.40.206
ftp A 18.104.22.168
mail A 188.8.131.52
webmail A 126.96.36.199
www A 188.8.131.52
These are only a few. Can anyone else think of uncommon methods for accomplishing common hacker tasks? portscanning or otherwise?


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Saving Animals During the Black Forest Fire
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Animals are important members of many families, and that was made clear during the Black Forest Fire. The humane society took-in pets of all shapes and sizes, and they are still searching for strays in the burn zone.
"We have had an amazing roster of volunteers coming in walking all the dogs, feeding all the animals... making sure everyone is as comfortable as possible," said Gretchen Pressley, spokesperson for the Humane Society of the Pikes Peak Region.
Many of the animals were brought in by their owners, but some are strays animal law enforcement brought in. Saving animals in the burn zone has been a team effort.
"What was really touching to me was how many firefighters and law enforcement personal aside from us were going though and watering animals," said Sgt. Erica Dalton, with Animal Law Enforcement.
As containment grows and evacuations are lifted people are reuniting with their pets, but people that still cannot get their pets can talk to the Humane Society about longer term plans.
Pets lost during the Black Forest Fire might be at the Humane Society. Call 719- 473-1741 with questions.


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I made this with Thanksgiving dinner and it was a big hit. Will buy more.
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I made this with Thanksgiving dinner and it was a big hit. Will buy more.
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I love this mix. It is so cool that there is no sugar in it and it is gluten free. Pricey stuff - but at least a break here at iherb. It is the best cornbread I have ever tasted. I make mine with half butter and half coconut oil, and half water, half coconut milk. YUM!
Posted by Reviewer3115844 on Nov 28, 2011 | Verified Purchase
I added jalapenos to this mix and ate with chili, it was to die for. There are some different recipes you can choose from on the back depending on how fat free you'd like them too!
Gluten Free Cornbread & Muffin Mix
Posted by Reviewer1931135 on Mar 18, 2012 | Verified Purchase
We have made cornbread that is out of this world. We make a pan, cut it into squares and freeze it to eat later in soups, gumbo and chili. This is easy to make and tastes as good as regular cornbread. Highly recommend this product and iHerb.com.
Easy Bake
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Used stevia instead of sugar. Cornbread tasted heavenly. Five stars!
Haven't tried yet
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I cannot wait to try this
Loved by our whole family
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Makes a very moist and tasty cornbread. Makes good corn muffins too.
Posted by 5496453647664071361 on Aug 12, 2014 | Verified Purchase
very good mix. wish it'd come in bigger package as well
The best cornbread
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People love the cornbread I make with this. I'm still a bit uneasy using any corn product, but this company strives to bring quality ingredients to the table.
The best!
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So grateful for this mix! It's easy and tasty!
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Crow Wing County offers public flu clinic
Crow Wing County Community Services Health Division will offer a seasonal flu shot clinic from 3-5 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 31, at the Community Services building on Laurel Street in Brainerd.
This clinic is open to anyone ages 6 months or older who is uninsured or underinsured without an appointment.
Cost is: $5 for children ages 6 months-18 years who are uninsured or underinsured and $10 for those age 19 and older who are uninsured or underinsured.
Supplies are very limited. No one will be turned away for inability to pay.
For more information, call the Crow Wing County 24-Hour Flu Hotline at 218-822-7022. Or call 218-824-1098 or visit http://www.co.crow-wing.mn.us.


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Suit Week: The Perfect Fit
No matter how nice the suit, it all falls apart if it just doesn't suit you. Find out how each part of a suit should fit your frame.
Before we dive into the wide world of suits, there are a few things you should know, standards of dress if you will. There is more to a suit then simply putting the right one on; all facets (and there are many) of the suit have to be in place and fit your frame. Put simply, a suit should suit you.
As a rule, the sleeve cuff should rest comfortably at the base of the thumb, be tight enough that it doesn't slide up and long enough that it doesn't slide back when the arms are extended. The shoulder seam lining up with the edge of your own shoulder is generally a good indicator of proper fit.
Collars vary and accompany various looks. Your standard point collar typically calls for a slimmer tie or knot and tends to slim the face.
The spread, so named because it has a much wider spread between the two points, usually calls for a larger knot, like a Windsor.
The button-down is a comfortable cross between the two and can go either way.
For those looking to take their look outside the box, the banker's collar, re-popularized by the infamous Bill Lumbergh of Office Space fame, offers the wearer a more distinct look, though it tends to work better sans jacket.
The rounded club collar, which has been resurfacing among fashion's elite, also offers the wearer a little flourish from the norm, but requires a very thin tie and a certain air of confidence to pull off.
Finally, the tabbed collar — which when worn open has an air of sophistication — is used to pull and hold the tie closer to the top button of the shirt, keeping the knot tight and in place throughout the day.
Because of their constricting fit, vests can be the most difficult part of a suit to tailor. Buying one with an adjustable strap will ensure that your vest does not become a one-time memory of your glory days hanging painfully in your closet.
At its shortest point on the bottom, the vest should completely cover the waistband and sit comfortably below the pant button but not so low that the points of the vest show beneath the jacket. At no point should the shirt be visible around the waistline when wearing a vest.
A well-fitted vest should be exposed about an inch or two above the jacket buttons; you can use your discretion as to how high you want to take this, but exposing too much shortens the length of the body and hides what we'll assume is a great tie.
At the shoulders, the neckline should be wide enough that the vest does not cover the collar points or slip underneath them.
Like the shirt, the jacket's shoulders should not extend beyond your own. If the shoulder padding touches the wall before your biceps do, the jacket is too big.
At the chest, the jacket should be loose enough that you can easily slide a flat hand in at the lapel without any strain on the fabric or buttons, but not so loose that you can fit a fist.
With the arms at the side, the back of the jacket cuff should rest on the base of the hand, just above the wrist; the inside cuff should never come in contact with the palm of the hand. The jacket should leave about half an inch to an inch and a half of shirt cuff exposed.
Assuming you have somewhat normal proportions, your knuckles lining up with the bottom of the jacket is an indicator of a proper fit. Ditto these buttons: the top button of the two-button suit or the middle button of the three-button suit should never fall below the navel.
With so many other things to worry about, pants are the easiest part of the suit equation. In the back they should hover around the top of your shoe sole and in the front break with about an inch covering the shoe. Tailored cuffed pants can create a stockier look on shorter guys, so if you're under 5'9", stick to un-cuffed pants.


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Discover the invigorating fun of cross country skiing via 13.4 km of widely varied trails at Peek' n Peak ski resort. The diversity of terrain throughout the resort complex provides a choice of options for every level of cross country skier. The Peek also has 27 perfectly groomed slopes and trails serviced by eight chairlifts. Private lessons are available, equipment is available to rent.
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Salvevold graduates from CLC
Jennifer Salvevold, owner of {Photojenic} Photography graduated this past week from Central Lakes College, earning her Associate in Applied Science degree in photographic imaging with high honors.
She also gained certification in matting and framing. She is a member of the National Association of Photoshop Professionals and the Professional Photographers Association. Recently she earned her Certified Photographic Consultant certification.
Salvevold runs her photography business out of her home in Breezy Point, and is considering moving to a public location in Crosslake. She specializes in many types of photography and is open for all requests. Her work can be found on her website at www.photojenic-photography.net and at www.facebook.com/photojenic.gurl, or she can be reached at 218-232-5878.


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Palmer receives Minnesota Power Foundation Community Involvement Scholarship
The Minnesota Power Foundation announces Abigail Palmer, a senior at Pequot Lakes High School, is one of 20 area high school seniors to receive a 2013 Community Involvement Scholarship for $2,500.
In partnership with the Duluth Superior Area Community Foundation, scholarships are awarded to students who live in the Minnesota Power electric service area, have maintained good academic records and have been actively involved in volunteer projects in their communities.
The Duluth Superior Area Community Foundation is administering this program on behalf of the Minnesota Power Foundation.
Minnesota Power began this scholarship program in 1998.